I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Go, Voters! Reject these bastards!
kewl
Damn you Virginia.
Oh, a top 10 again.
Yay!
Meet Virginia!
I see the wife played for a bit.
I'm scared of clowns.
Grrrrrrr. Bad shower. Door came off and fell on my foot. Stepped on an empty shampoo bottle, bout fell and cracked my head.
Mellow....... mellow........ mellow.
How many clowns can you put back in the car and drive off a cliff?
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"I'm scared of clowns.
spinoza "
Me, too. And sock monkeys.
Four legs good and Lion Kitty Maxx need a pony.
I'm afraid of clowns.
Door came off and fell on my foot. Stepped on an empty shampoo bottle, bout fell and cracked my head.
That happened to me last Spring. I feel your pain.
I keep waiting for the ghost of Graham Chapman to pop up, dressed as the serious colonel, and say, "This election has gotten too silly. Now let's have some decent sliming!"
The Republican Party: Blame, Deny, LIE!
Barndog-Glad you didn't crack your head.
Morning Batties - either the voters reject these clowns or we're just going to have to rename America "Palookaville."
Clowns stepping down!!
Auntie Barmy--I'm scared of clowns, too.
Which may explain my fear of Chimpy et al.
Jagshemash!
I want to see the voters repudiate the media.
Uncle Smokes, I find myself reminded of Monty Python today, too, reposting the argument/contradiction sketch:
http://video.google.com/
videopla...077907195969915
I disagree.
Our politicans need to be taken very seriously, especially in state races.
After all, it's a matter of national security.
They've got our oil under their soil, ya know.
We'll find out soon if enough voters reject these clowns.
I doubt they will. They all have televisions and like to watch the news. Oh, did you mean the Republicans?
I go back and forth. One minute I think it will be a blow out with the Dems taking both houses. Then I listen to Malloy's show from last night. He had Brad from Bradblog on and I'm convinced they're going to manage to steal it one more time.
however, Brad and Malloy make a good point. Even if they are going to steal it, make them work hard for the steal. Turn out in such numbers that they have to break a sweat and possibly get caught.
That happened to me last Spring. I feel your pain.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
I slipped in fell in the bathroom about three years ago.
Left one of the biggest bruises I ever had. And I sprained a pinkie.
What can be useful is to portray the rejection of a homobigot for office as a rejection of homobigotry. Let the wingers try to argue against that.
Winger: It is not a rejection of ... no, I mean we still, uh -- you bastard! You re-framed me!
What's really got me bothered is - wifey thought I was pissed at her.. which is the result of how they are treating her at work.
I'm am fucking fed up with those cocksuckers. And, her big boss is married to my cousin. I may have to visit my Dad this week, and let him know where the bear shits in the woods.
He's a Marine also. He'll know where I stand, and filter the word downward before all hell breaks loose and I end up in prison, or worse.
What, y'all didn't wanna see Curly?
*sob*
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Barndog - That was my week last week. I hit my head, twice, hard; once on the edge of a cabinet door and once on the tailgate of the car. I broke two glasses, my cat's been in a crappy mood and I'm ready for Mercury to go direct again.
Homer is scared of SockPuppets.
/Homer approves of this message.
I see Bloggers timestamp is buggered.
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The Saddam trial verdict ploy is already starting to backfire. Sure tomorrow the headlines will be "Saddam sentenced to death" but Monday it will be "Iraq erupts into unprecedented violence and chaos".
It was the late, great John Kenneth Galbraith that bemoaned the rise of automobile and refidgeration technologies, as it reduced the supply of over-ripe produce and horse leavings at hand for the public to throw when so moved.
Chicago Sun Times on Duckworth and her screwing by the VFW:
Democratic congressional candidate Tammy Duckworth lost both legs when her helicopter was shot down in Iraq, but her military service still didn't earn her an endorsement from a national veterans group.
The Veterans of Foreign Wars political action committee on Friday instead endorsed her opponent, Republican Peter Roskam, who hasn't served in the military.
...
Duckworth, a VFW member, and her backers contended only a handful of veterans -- including a prominent former DuPage County Republican official -- engineered the endorsement. Roskam acknowledged that former state Sen. Ray Soden, a Republican, was one of those who pushed the national organization to endorse him.
"I think it's unfortunate they did this," Duckworth said Friday at a news conference attended by several dozen veterans who support her. "It's sad. It's regrettable this is happening."
A Duckworth supporter said officials at a Bloomingdale VFW post were never asked who they favored in the 6th District race.
"The VFW membership was not consulted at all," said Bill Bahr, a Vietnam-era vet who is second-in-command at Bloomingdale VFW Post 7539.
The whole thing's here
I predict that there will be a last second delay of the Saddam verdict.
Where'd WGG go? Klan have Saturday morning get-togethers?
I'm sensing a certain amount of tension on the thread....
...and clumsiness. Hmmm....
The repukes problem is they just ran out of Friedmans should have saved for a rainy day deficit George
And I sprained a pinkie
That didn't leave a scar or anything, did it??
Uncle Smokes, I find myself reminded of Monty Python today, too, reposting the argument/contradiction sketch:
http://video.google.com/ videopla...077907195969915
noblejoanie
My favorite part is the turnabout:
Cleese: Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.
Palin: Yes, but that's not just saying 'No it isn't.'
Cleese: Yes it is!
Palin: No it isn't!
The true dream scenario would be for the Republicans to recklessly pull out all the stops and actually get busted so redhanded trying to steal the vote that the media can't ignore it... and they still lose.
Uncle Smokes,
Indeed
Where'd WGG go? Klan have Saturday morning get-togethers?
liberal jeenyus
Project much?
He had Brad from Bradblog on and I'm convinced they're going to manage to steal it
And if they do?
Because if they do, they've planned for what happens next. Have you?
I reject all Democrats.
VOTE GREEN
not crazy little Howie Scream
an his band of Democrat fools.
Republiscum out!
Imagine all your weight coming down on a finger. It was purple for weeks. Typing was difficult.
The big bruise on my back went away fast.
Morning Batties - either the voters reject these clowns or we're just going to have to rename America "Palookaville."
Tena
Dumbfuckistan
Fuck off, fy.
Seriously, I will not tolerate those fuckers browbeating my wife any longer. I'm so tired of seeing her coming home in a state of emotional distress, and crying - it's got me furious.
I swear, these fuckers do not want to piss this Marine off. There will be hell to pay.
Klan have Saturday morning get-togethers?
You'd be there if they did. Piss off.
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Good morning batistas!
I'll be interested in the exit polls.
Rising tensions? My winger brother sent me a snarky photo on the Kerry flap and a simple typo in my reply sent us both off--like two dogs who start off sniffing and wagging tails only to flare into face ripping.
No family Thanksgiving dinner this year...
VOTE GREEN
gf0719 |
No.
Now, fuck off!
I'm still most worried about butchered elections...voting machines aren't working, voter intimidation manuals are being handed out and all too many GOPers are ready to change tallies while you're not looking.
I have confidence that the majority of people WILL vote for the Democrats, but whether that will show up in the final votes in another story.
Oh, and that whoever gets busted for election-tampering gets convicted and sentenced to some serious hard time.
Until election-tampering is treated as a felony and borderline treason, they're going to keep doing it.
This Scaborough thing on MSNBC starts off with music from network football coverage, and then it tallks about Rove as if he is some fuckin' Green Bay Packers coach with a veritable history of bar bar bar.
Where'd WGG go? Klan have Saturday morning get-togethers?
liberal jeenyus
Project much?
Terry C, Hates GOP | Homepage | 11.04.06
Our troll is a FRAKIN' CYLON!!!!
BTW is this one of the regular a-holes with a different name or a new one?
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Hey Jeffraham--I always want to see Curly, and he's in fine form as always 
http://bagnewsnotes.typepad.com/.../11/
bullet.html
For those of us eschewing purchase of the NYTimes, BagNewsNotes has an interesting post about a striking front page photo and story. One bullet, one bloody hand highlights the horror of this war of aggression and its subsequent occupation. One 19 year old's head pierced by an armor piercing bullet...
Later report says he is now in a coma and on life support. So very sad, so very unnecessary, Little Boots.
Rising tensions? My winger brother sent me a snarky photo on the Kerry flap and a simple typo in my reply sent us both off--like two dogs who start off sniffing and wagging tails only to flare into face ripping.
No family Thanksgiving dinner this year...
noblejoanie
The other side's desperation is palpable.
They see their fantasy world coming down around their ears....and they can do nothing about it!
Our troll is a FRAKIN' CYLON!!!!
BTW is this one of the regular a-holes with a different name or a new one?
One of the 5 "unseen" models, I take it? Probably one they have working a glory hole in the basestar.
Until election-tampering is treated as a felony and borderline treason, they're going to keep doing it.
Eli
You mean it's not?
Holy fuck.
I reject all Democrats!
VOTE GREEN
not crazy little Howie Scream
an his band of Democrat fools.
from below:
Guiliani, while campaigning for Santorum in Wilkes-Barre yesterday : "We can’t afford to lose someone like (Santorum). You can’t in Pennsylvania and we can’t in America.”
There is not enough winger cock in this world for Giuliani to suck to make him the Republican presidential candidate in 2008. Even "Gook" McCain, who is in truth much more socially conservative than Giuliani, will have a hard time stomaching enough winger spooge to get him on the final ticket. Giuliani should just try to retain a modicum (cough) of his dignity and refrain from engaging in this bukakke spectacle.
Our troll is a FRAKIN' CYLON!!!!
DAmn! Beat me to it - I was going to post the same fraking comment.
Project much?
How did Atrios wedge an octoplex in here?
Did he use a really big shoe horn and baby oil?
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BTW is this one of the regular a-holes with a different name or a new one?
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hisstoryman,Hunter Of Da Snark
I think it's dipshit under a new name.
Fuck off, fy.
JR, kerosene and a match
Well...at least it kept it's broken record message to a single skip.
The scroll troll script triumphs again!
[But alas, I can't post that obscure, yet pertinent passage from Beowulf.]
"Then he and his brood mare can make all the fetuses in the jar they want.
Terry C, Hates GOP "
Fuck off trool.
I see that the scum has arrived for the day.
Left one of the biggest bruises I ever had. And I sprained a pinkie.
Gomez
I hate that when I sprain a pinkie!
Last year, I was steam cleaning the carpet and I fell on some water that was dripping out of the hose in the kitchen. I cracked my ass so bad that it hurt for a good nine months or more. I can still feel it in the bone on occasion. I think I bitched about it here for months.
I reject all Democrats
VOTE GREEN
not crazy little Howie Scream
an his band of Democrat fools!!
"The other side's desperation is palpable."
Yeah, you'd think when your side controls the voting machines, you could take a chill pill.
From below:
Rudy the Lisp is such a fucking phoney.
WHAT do women see in him?
Even when he was younger, he was repulsive.
Reptilian!
The true dream scenario would be for the Republicans to recklessly pull out all the stops and actually get busted so redhanded trying to steal the vote that the media can't ignore it... and they still lose.
Eli
...and then they all get eaten by fire ants.
Gawd what a space cadet am I -- I posted this on the dead thread:
Jeffraham -- don't know if you're interested in relocating, but here's the link for fsu's human resources listings:
FSU human resources
DAmn! Beat me to it - I was going to post the same fraking comment.
Tena
Great.
Now I've gotta learn to type "fr*k".
It never ends, I tells ya....
if all these gay republicans had only accepted themselsves for who they are, we'd all be so much better off
-- no anti-gay from them
-- no mega churches; all the leaders would be out and proud
-- no republican party: if they didn't have teh gay and teh churches they would shrivel up and die
Auntie Barmy--I'm scared of clowns, too.
Which may explain my fear of Chimpy et al.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
Emmett Kelly at the Stampede - oooooooooooh nooooooooooooooo!!!!
Guiliani can always be first lady.
scroll troll, I've seen enough paid political advertising already. Find something else to do, like masturbating in private.
VOTE GREEN
gf0719 | 11.04.06 - 11:11 am
Yeah we'll get right on that... as soon as you folks can win an election for dogcatcher.
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I love it when you guys don't mince words and just tell the trolls to fuck off.
I don't know why, but it makes me smile.
I reject all Democrats.
VOTE GREEN
not crazy little Howie Scream
an his band of Democrat fools.
gf0719
I predict the trolls will be wall to wall with this idea until Tuesday. It's all they have left. They can't support their boyz, so the best they can do is to try to demoralize the left into not voting.
That might work in some places, but not on the blogs, you fuckwits.
The Saddam trial verdict ploy is already starting to backfire. Sure tomorrow the headlines will be "Saddam sentenced to death" but Monday it will be "Iraq erupts into unprecedented violence and chaos".
Troutski
I was just thinking the same thing myself.
I reject all Democrats.
VOTE GREEN
not crazy little Howie Scream
an his band of Democrat fools.
Go Karl
Beat those losers again!!
Haha
Cant wait till Tuesday night
...and then they all get eaten by fire ants.
Max Planck
I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
I hate that when I sprain a pinkie!
I slipped on water. Ever since that I make sure the floor is dry.
Good God! fy is still stuck!
The evangelistas are going to have to stop using the term "mentor" as in "Haggard was my mentor for 5 years" since it's beginning to have the same double meaning as "massage" as in Haggard's claim that he was only there "for a massage."
I reject all D--
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I posted my predictions earlier today.
The Saddam trial verdict ploy is already starting to backfire. Sure tomorrow the headlines will be "Saddam sentenced to death" but Monday it will be "Iraq erupts into unprecedented violence and chaos".
Troutski
Which can only be good for the Republicans
I slipped on water. Ever since that I make sure the floor is dry.
Gomez
Well, it was my bad, because I was steam cleaning in ballet slippers. I should have had hard shoes on.
I predict the trolls will be wall to wall with this idea until Tuesday. It's all they have left. They can't support their boyz, so the best they can do is to try to demoralize the left into not voting.
That might work in some places, but not on the blogs, you fuckwits.
Tena
You're right
Look for the Jacksonville Jerkoff to go into stupid overdrive.
What I don't get is this: They are not going to change the minds or views of ANYONE in this community.
Do they want attention THAT badly?
I reject all Democrats.
VOTE GREEN
not crazy little Howie Scream
an his band of Democrat fools.
Go Karl
Beat those losers again!!
Haha
Cant wait till Tuesday night!!!
DAmn! Beat me to it - I was going to post the same fraking comment.
Tena | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 11:11 am
I'm projecting our troll being stuffed in a blender by midgets...
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Pastor Ted: "Did you know that Jesus could heal someone just by touching them with his hands?"
Young fundie: "But there's nothin' wrong with my dick."
I like NTodd's predictions!
I reject all Democrats
VOTE GREEN
not crazy little Howie Scream
an his band of Democrat fools!!
gf0719
It's a crazy idea, but it just might . . . no, it's just crazy.
I reject all Democrats
VOTE GREEN
not crazy little Howie Scream
an his band of Democrat fools!!
gf0719
It's a crazy idea, but it just might . . . no, it's just crazy.
Cant wait till Tuesday night
How many seats with the Green Party take?
I'll say it again: if you sincerely believe that another theft is in the offing, you have a very limited window to seize control of the narrative before the whores start their 'silent majority' and 'vindicated Republican' line, prompted by helpful faxes from Mehlman HQ.
I'd say that there's a day or so before it's swept away from you.
Good God! fy is still stuck!
plantsman, lowercase
I think fy must be some kind of a bot. Does it post this crap anywhere else?
I posted my predictions earlier today.
NTodd, The Man
That Karl Rove is a fucking genius.
This can only be a good thing for the Republicans
NTodd--how ever did you predict that Kerry won't be elected this year?
Good God! fy is still stuck!
plantsman, lowercase
In one breath it says "vote green", but in the next it fellates Karl Rove.
WTF?
I reject all Democrats.
VOTE GREEN
not crazy little Howie Scream
an his band of Democrat fools.
Go Karl
Beat those losers again!!
Haha
Cant wait till Tuesday night
Losers will lose again
How many seats with the Green Party take?
Will, rather. Roger.
Good God! fy is still stuck!
plantsman, lowercase | Homepage | 11.04.06
Maybe he's a Hybrid.....
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Mitt Romney does not believe that gay people are equal citizens who deserve equal rights. Like Jim *Talent*, he's another empty suit in the Frist mold.
He Must De Defeated.
"What's their plan?"
MSNBC seems to have an endless loop of Bush's new battle cry, demanding that we hold Democrats accountable for not fixing the mess he made.
The MSM keeps pushing the idea that the Dems have no plan. It's not true, but they don't have a memorable slogan. Remember what they taught you in school?
"The three 'r's."
Replace Rumsfeld.
Redeploy in Iraq to Kurdistan
Reinforce in Afghanistan and get Bin Laden.
Replace.
Redeploy.
Reinforce.
The three 'r's.
NTodd--how ever did you predict that Kerry won't be elected this year?
I've just got a sort of...5th sense about these things.
Barndog:
"Mom, I have a date. Can you take me and Matt to the movies at 2:00 PM?"
I said, "No, I have plans."
"Can you take me at 1:30, then?"
"Sure, if you help me pick up around the house."
"Never mind, we'll take the bus then."
Gotta do some running around & my neighbor need guidance on how to skin a deer.
See ya later.
I posted my predictions earlier today.
NTodd, The Man
Which six seats? Are you banking on Pederson or Ford?
In one breath it says "vote green", but in the next it fellates Karl Rove.
Well, at least he's got that right.
Cant wait till Tuesday night!!!
I can't wait till trolls learn to use apostrophes.
And use them in the correct places.
Well, it was my bad, because I was steam cleaning in ballet slippers. I should have had hard shoes on.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
You steam clean in a tutu?
How kinky
I reject all Democrats.
VOTE GREEN
not crazy little Howie Scream
an his band of Democrat fools.
Go Karl
Beat those losers again!!
Haha Wankers
Cant wait till Tuesday night
Hungry for a prediction? Here's one. You're attempts to beat up Evangelical Christian folks will mobilize the base wh will slap your liberal agenda down next Tuesday.
In one breath it says "vote green", but in the next it fellates Karl Rove.
WTF?
Terry C, Hates GOP | Homepage | 11.04.06
Must be a PA. Green, remember that green and repug red make brown, like shit.
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MSNBC: The president is trying to shout over the static that is Iraq.
That says a lot about our news media.
Which six seats? Are you banking on Pederson or Ford?
If I knew that, I woulda posted it. Don't fuck with my mojo!
I reject all Democrats.
VOTE GREEN
not crazy little Howie Scream
an his band of Democrat fools.
Go Karl
Beat those losers again!!
Haha
Cant wait till Tuesday night
I reject all Democrats.
VOTE GREEN
not crazy little Howie Scream
an his band of Democrat fools.
Go Karl
Beat those losers again!!
Haha
Can't wait till Tuesday night
You are all ignoring the fact that the GOP is not losing Senate seats that aren't up for re-election this year.
Which can only be good for the GOP. And proves, once again, that the Democrats are loosers!
Karl Rove is a genius!.
And Dick Cheney is in charge anyway, and doesn't care what the voters think.
if all these gay republicans...
gore/barack 2008
That phrase made me think of Dorothy Parker:
"If all the young ladies who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised."
I'm off to try to make noise and other nonesuch.
Y'all take care of your good selves, and for the fy-troll, remember that Green is color of your true love's Repuke.
Hungry for a prediction? Here's one. You're attempts to beat up Evangelical Christian folks will mobilize the base wh will slap your liberal agenda down next Tuesday.
Your stoopit.
You steam clean in a tutu?
How kinky
Gomez
No comment.
Pat Buchanan agrees this is going to be a WAVE election. Thinks up to 3o House seats will be gotten by the Dems.
Let's just hope that the WAVE gets recorded.
I slipped on water. Ever since that I make sure the floor is dry.
Gomez
That pretty much eliminates using water for bathing then, hunh?
Don't fuck with my mojo!
Soooory 
(slinks off dejectedly....)
Maybe he's a Hybrid.....
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hisstoryman,Hunter Of Da Snark
I need to get the backstory on BSG - we just started watching it at the end of last season and there are some loose ends I need tied up to get caught up. I'm up on most of it just by watching, but there are some details I would like to understand.
Anyway, the whole Cylon projecting thing is just too beautiful. I love that show.
fy is, like, a slow-motion scroll troll now. Hilarious.
Hungry for a prediction? Here's one. You're attempts to beat up Evangelical Christian folks will mobilize the base wh will slap your liberal agenda down next Tuesday.
Assessment: Try again after you successfully complete Remedial English.
At this point, if the voters DON'T reject these clowns, what the hell are our options?
According to the racist scum here...Russell Simmons is an Oreo
Hungry for a prediction? Here's one. You're attempts to beat up Evangelical Christian folks will mobilize the base wh will slap your liberal agenda down next Tuesday.
Wrong, but thanks for playing.
That pretty much eliminates using water for bathing then, hunh?
Dr. Barmpot Shouty-Crackers
I have it on good authority that he's like a cat: He licks himself clean.
Soooory (slinks off dejectedly....)
Oh, come on back here, you.
The Saddam trial verdict ploy is already starting to backfire. Sure tomorrow the headlines will be "Saddam sentenced to death" but Monday it will be "Iraq erupts into unprecedented violence and chaos".
Troutski
Which can only be good for the Republicans
Rmj, Street Credentialed
It gives the Repukes and the chimp the opportunity to employ their strategy of "adapt to win."
Which six seats? Are you banking on Pederson or Ford?
If I knew that, I woulda posted it. Don't fuck with my mojo!
NTodd, The Man | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 11:18 am
Perhaps a surprise in AZ....
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ou're attempts to beat up Evangelical Christian folks
Ha! Hahahaha! HAH!
Pally, we don't have to do a fucking thing. Thanks, Pastor Ted!
liberal jeenyus = broken record
According to the r--
Nobody's fucking interested and nobody fucking cares.
Piss off. Now. Thanks in advance...
Buchanan is predicting Dems win House big and take Senate, too. Says it looks like the bottom is about to fall out for the Repubs.
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Hungry for a prediction? Here's one. You're attempts to beat up Evangelical Christian folks will mobilize the base wh will slap your liberal agenda down next Tuesday
We don't have to... seem to be doing a great job all on their own
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At this point, if the voters DON'T reject these clowns, what the hell are our options?
Continue to engage in the political process as all democracies should?
Monday it will be "Iraq erupts into unprecedented violence and chaos".
Troutski
But, but.......freedom in on the march.
/trolls
oops.
IS on the march
I want to believe that the GOP will receive the repudiation that it so richly deserves after 6 years of incompetence,failure and lies, but they are good at cheating and stealing so who knows if the will of the people will be reflected in the results on Tuesday?
Hungry for a prediction? Here's one. You're attempts to beat up Evangelical Christian folks will mobilize the base wh will slap your liberal agenda down next Tuesday.
Please, bitch. The evangelicals are crashing and burning right this moment. If Bush wasn't the cause of the flameout, Pastor Ted is.
GOP family values are the shits.
Hungry for a prediction? Here's one. You're attempts to beat up Evangelical Christian folks will mobilize the base wh will slap your liberal agenda down next Tuesday
We don't have to... seem to be doing a great job all on their own
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hisstoryman,Hunter Of Da Snark
You don't need to use your gun on people in a circular firing squad.
According to the racist scum here...Russell Simmons is an Oreo
No, Russell Simmons is a rich-ass motherfucker who, like a few other filthy rich black celebrities I won't mention, has decided to throw all the ordinary people who share his complexion under the bus.
Continue to engage in the political process as all democracies should?
NTodd, The Man
Looser.
Look upon my mighty debate skills, ye weinies, and despair!
Hungry for a prediction? Here's one. You're attempts to beat up Evangelical Christian folks will mobilize the base wh will slap your liberal agenda down next Tuesday.
Roadster
Honey, tell Reverend Haggard to quit hitting himself. We didn't have to do nuttin - he's doing it all.
All of them have. We're just sitting here watching the closets swing open to reveal all the Repugs hiding inside.
Buchanan is predicting Dems win House big and take Senate, too. Says it looks like the bottom is about to fall out for the Repubs.
See, I hate this. That way, if they retain a slight majority on the Senate, they can claim it as victory.
Buchanan is predicting Dems win House big and take Senate, too. Says it looks like the bottom is about to fall out for the Repubs.
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cs, art is bread | 11.04.06
I think it was on S Seder a guest said with this election
Repubs reduced to a regional party.
/
Continue to engage in the political process as all democracies should?
Jeez, one minute he's running around pantless, the next he's sounding like my high school social studies teacher...
I have it on good authority that he's like a cat: He licks himself clean.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
And any female in the vicinity.
Well, it was my bad, because I was steam cleaning in ballet slippers. I should have had hard shoes on.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
Women should clean in nothing but high heels.
Hungry for a prediction? Here's one. You're attempts to beat up Evangelical Christian folks will mobilize the base wh will slap your liberal agenda down next Tuesday.
Assessment: Try again after you successfully complete Remedial English.
plantsman, lowercase
So much for hum skooling.
30 million *insightful* evangelicals can't discern a meth-addled, sexually compulsive charlatan in their midst?
You steam clean in a tutu?
That cannot have a good result on tulle....
The old-school prediction types are saying 'wave election', while the blog-predictors and new-gen pundits aren't so sure.
Thing is, gerrymandering is like building a levee. No-one knows what a big win actually means in terms of pickups after years of partisan redistricting.
Chuck Todd said something interesting: it'll be either +18 in the House, or +35. He doesn't see a 20/25-seat pickup. It's either enough to pick off the weak, or everything breaks in the Dems' favour.
(Where I disagree is with his contention that gains in certain districts are two-year-leases.)
Women should clean in nothing but high heels.
Lime Rickey
And pearls....let's not forget the pearls!
Jeez, one minute he's running around pantless, the next he's sounding like my high school social studies teacher...
dave™©
Those are not mutually exclusive categories.
Women should clean in nothing but high heels.
There are maid services that will accomodate you in this matter...
I love it that ole Richard Perle, Kenneth Adelman & David Frum are now claiming that the administration are incompetent.
Now let's add the Army, Navy, Air Force and Marine Times newspapers to that ever growing list of folks who are demanding that Rumsfeld is thrown out of office.
It might take some time, but it seems that folks are beginning to catch on to the dysfunctional and criminal Bush administration!
Haha
Cant wait till Tuesday night
gf0719 | 11.04.06 - 11:13 am | #
Hey fy, I thought you were some kind of super hacker that could easily beat some javascript. You really are just another loser punk-script kiddie aren't you. I figured out how to beat it in 30 seconds. Go back to your VB punk.
Those are not mutually exclusive categories.
EEEEEEEEWWWWW!!!
dave™© | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 11:25 am,
I'm sure there are, but do they actually clean?
Women should clean in nothing but high heels.
Lime Rickey
And pearls....let's not forget the pearls!
Terry C, Hates GOP | Homepage
Projects.....
(RUNS TO TAKE COLD SHOWER!)
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Continue to engage in the political process as all democracies should?
Um, you live in Vermont, NTodd, where politics is done differently. That's to say, your state has a political process. Consider yourself lucky.
Women should clean in nothing but high heels.
Lime Rickey
And pearls....let's not forget the pearls!
Terry C
Heels are no good when shovelling the driveway in winter, though.
Women should clean in nothing but high heels.
And pearls.
We need a musical interlude./a
Jeez, one minute he's running around pantless, the next he's sounding like my high school social studies teacher...
Oddly enough, my civics teacher ran around class pantsless...
Cant wait till Tuesday night.
Wednesday morning should be even better. All your old friends at Jack-in-the-Box will be so happy to see you back dropping fries.
Continue to engage in the political process as all democracies should?
NTodd, The Man
*sigh*
That sounds boring.
*pouts*
I'm 'bout ready for pitchforks and torches, myself.
But, yeah, we'll keep keeping on. After I recover from an incredible hangover. I just hope it's a victory debauchery and not a drown-my-sorrows kind of thing. We bought some cheap champagne, hoping for the best...
High heels, pearls, little gauzy black apron, it's all good.
I'm sure there are, but do they actually clean?
Polly Tics
Depends what you want cleaned.
Women should clean in nothing but high heels.
Fuck it, I'm getting a Roomba.
Russell Simmons is a rich-ass motherfucker who, like a few other filthy rich black celebrities I won't mention, has decided to throw all the ordinary people who share his complexion under the bus.
blerb
We have a winnah!
Rmj sucks major ass.
I'm sure there are, but do they actually clean?
I understand they test them monthly -- wait, what was the question?
I'm 'bout ready for pitchforks and torches, myself.
Those oft-times are part of the political process...
Cant wait till Tuesday night.
your first time in bigboy pants
There are maid services that will accomodate you in this matter...
dave™© | Homepage | 11.04.06
Numbers man! Numbers!
,
Cant wait till Tuesday night.
Me, neither. Tuesday night and Friday night for me.
And pearls....let's not forget the pearls!
Condi knows a trick with pearls, but it has nothing to do with cleaning.
Fuck it, I'm getting a Roomba.
I love mine.
How are the patients?
I hope Atrios reads the threads out loud on CNN this Tuesday.
Buchanan is predicting Dems win House big and take Senate, too. Says it looks like the bottom is about to fall out for the Repubs.
See, I hate this. That way, if they retain a slight majority on the Senate, they can claim it as victory.
Molly Ivors | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 11:23 am | #
That's it exactly. Set the expectations so low that even a 50-50 split is a HUGE WIN™ for the pukes.
See, I hate this. That way, if they retain a slight majority on the Senate, they can claim it as victory.
If both houses switch parties by commanding margins, they'll still claim a mandate, and the media will happilly play along.
Republican victory margin of 1 vote = landslide.
Democratic landslide = "they just lucked into it so it really isn't legitimate, and therefor they should play nice and let the republicans run things..........."
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Cant wait till Tuesday night.
your first time in bigboy pants
liars for bush | Homepage | 11.04.06
Mommy gives it a bath.
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See, I hate this. That way, if they retain a slight majority on the Senate, they can claim it as victory.
Molly Ivors
oh they've already got that talking point primed and ready.
(RUNS TO TAKE COLD SHOWER!)
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hisstoryman,Hunter Of Da Snark
they will, if we Do More Than Vote!
Fuck it, I'm getting a Roomba.
I have a Dyson. I'm sure it could suck the dirt off of anything - even humans who don't bathe.
Gomez | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 11:27 am,
LOL...let's not go there 
Molly Ivors -- It was actually an interesting discussion about how polls were leaning Repub in 94 and neck-n-neck in the Carter/Reagan race in 80 right up til the weekend before the election. But voters rolled right in much bigger numbers than expected just days before they voted. The sweep in 94 was much larger than predicted.
Fuck it, I'm getting a Roomba.
I love mine.
I loved mine until it stopped working. Well, it works, but too well: it doesn't like to stop running.
I hope Atrios reads the threads out loud on CNN this Tuesday.
NTodd, The Man
We should all post the Brazillion joke that night.
Speaking of social studies teachers, I attended a musical event where the son of a friend of mine performed last night. The vice-principal stood up to say a few words and it struck me that the guy looked so young, and that when I was in high school, our vice-principal was probably the same age, and we all thought he looked so old...
"I think it was on S Seder a guest said with this election
Repubs reduced to a regional party."
Fringe element would be a better phrasing.
Or maybe, wackos.
We bought some cheap champagne, hoping for the best...
Well that's hedging your bets, isn't it?
And pearls....let's not forget the pearls!
Terry C, Hates GOP
Sticky ones.
And pearls....let's not forget the pearls!
Condi knows a trick with pearls, but it has nothing to do with cleaning.
Supreme Commander Thor
See, I hate this. That way, if they retain a slight majority on the Senate, they can claim it as victory.
If they get subpoena power, I won't care.
From the Vanity Fair teaser
Michael Ledeen, American Enterprise Institute freedom scholar: "Ask yourself who the most powerful people in the White House are. They are women who are in love with the president: Laura [Bush], Condi, Harriet Miers, and Karen Hughes."
Set the expectations so low that even a 50-50 split is a HUGE WIN™ for the pukes.
Well, effectively it would be a huge win...
Molly--Mlle is doing well. A bit groggy and sore, but her husband brought the baby to her, and she's very happy about that. She's missed her daughter.
A modest suggestion for the conduct of the Democratic Party from Noon, November 7, 2006 through and including the afternoon of January 20, 2007. After that, the best plan I have involves pitchforks and torches.
We should all post the Brazillion joke that night.
I was thinking The Aristocrats...
I hope Atrios reads the threads out loud on CNN this Tuesday.
NTodd
hope he waits until I've seen the hair and make-up department before he reads any of mine (My Make-Up! My Make-Up!) ô¿ô
"I think it was on S Seder a guest said with this election
Repubs reduced to a regional party."
A regional party in some other country would work.
"Set the expectations so low that even a 50-50 split is a HUGE WIN™ for the pukes.
Well, effectively it would be a huge win...
NTodd, The Man"
Don't talk about mandates, they have enough problems with those as it is.
NTodd,
Call the help line. Mine stopped charging, so they sent me a new one. It stil wouldn't charge, so they sent me a new charger.
Voila!
I predict that the Dems are all set to win everything on Tuesday, until at the last minute the nation reads one of NTodd's incivil comments on Atrios's comments threads and is so revolted they vote Republican.
I had a college freshman talk about the "gross old men who must be at least 30" who try to pick her up at her job as a barista.
NTodd--your Roomba knows that your house needs cleaning, and cleaning, and cleaning...
They are women who are in love with the president: Laura [Bush], Condi, Harriet Miers, and Karen Hughes."
[Looks down at the breakfast she just made, pushes away plate]
Some guy is calling the Haggard scandal a "misstep" and everybody's prayin' for him and his family.
I hope he and his family are transformed by this experience, too. But misstep? Jeesh . . .
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Fuck it, I'm getting a Roomba.
I love mine.
You realize that it's just a brain-shaped shell with a motorized ball underneath it, right? It's not actually cleaning anything.
sallyh,
I'm glad to hear it. And yourself?
"Ask yourself who the most powerful people in the White House are. They are women who are in love with the president: Laura [Bush], Condi, Harriet Miers, and Karen Hughes."
Man, there's an all-star lineup of personality disorders if I've ever seen one.
Roombas are evil.
They're subsidised by Pentagon contracts for killer robots.
I shit you not.
Condi knows a trick with pearls, but it has nothing to do with cleaning.
Supreme Commander Thor
Terry C, Hates GOP | Homepage | 11.04.06
Hell with pearls, Condi goes medieval with Bao- DIng balls... yes I mean Bao-Ding.
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Michael Ledeen, American Enterprise Institute freedom scholar: "Ask yourself who the most powerful people in the White House are. They are women who are in love with the president: Laura [Bush], Condi, Harriet Miers, and Karen Hughes."
P O'Neill
He just cannot climb over all the Clenis™ envy. He'll do anything to prove he is half the man the Big Dog is.
Laura [Bush], Condi, Harriet Miers, and Karen Hughes."
P O'Neill
Christ! A fivesome.
Technically, walking off a cliff is merely a misstep.
Call the help line.
That's what the e-mail help person said. I don't like talking on the phone.
You realize that it's just a brain-shaped shell with a motorized ball underneath it, right? It's not actually cleaning anything.
The boy likes to wear that shell thing as a hat.
What a goon.
Well that's hedging your bets, isn't it?
Molly Ivors
Heh.
Nah, just trying to save a few bucks. It's not sparkling wine at least.
So did anyone see Maher last night? I just saw the closing segment - he had a great bit on suggested Dem talking points in the final days.
Of course, God forbid HBO should post a video clip or a transcript...
I shit you not.
pseudonymous in nc | 11.04.06
Here's a prototype
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Where are the Daleks? I just put a cake in the oven.
Ask yourself who the most powerful people in the White House are. They are women--
From a man whose twentysomething daughter was placed in charge of a large chunk of the Iraqi economy. Hmm.
That's what the e-mail help person said. I don't like talking on the phone.
You have too many pets to live without a vacuum.
Some guy is calling the Haggard scandal a "misstep" and everybody's prayin' for him and his family.
I hope he and his family are transformed by this experience, too. But misstep? Jeesh . . .
"You have to believe that I misstepped, and my dick fell into his mouth--"
Of course, God forbid HBO should post a video clip or a transcript...
dave™© | Homepage | 11.04.06
You Tube my sis gets it from there
Sallyh -- good to "see" you -- how are you feeling?
Morning all - Heard the new Jill Sobule over at HuffPo? Funny stuff.
What if I've been a really nice gal, followed the golden rule but now, because I don't believe in your best pal, you say I'll burn forever?
So let's say that he's real, but not like you sell
He's more like the nice hippie in Godspell
Well, I'd think that he was swell. Would that bum you out?
But voters rolled right in much bigger numbers than expected just days before they voted. The sweep in 94 was much larger than predicted.
Yesterday was the last day of early voting here,natch, and it is being reported that turnout was really high.
your Roomba knows that your house needs cleaning, and cleaning, and cleaning...
Are you suggesting it committed suicide in despair? Wish it would've taken care of these dishes first.
Roombas are evil.
They're subsidised by Pentagon contracts for killer robots.
I shit you not.
I don't care. I don't like vacuuming, and if we can take DoD money and apply to my real life, I'm happy.
The boy likes to wear that shell thing as a hat.
What a goon.
I so love little kids. God, to have had a passel. My biggest regret so far is that I was unable to have more kids.
It was actually an interesting discussion about how polls were leaning Repub in 94 and neck-n-neck in the Carter/Reagan race in 80 right up til the weekend before the election. But voters rolled right in much bigger numbers than expected just days before they voted. The sweep in 94 was much larger than predicted.
I was wondering about that. I remember all the blather about the Contract On America, but don't recall any expectation of a massive shift toward the Republiscum.
The pundits didn't anticipate the depth of feeling against the GOP either and were surprised when the Dems picked up seats instead of losing them.
So I wonder if they are overplaying the shift towards th Dems this time, or whether its going to be even bigger than they expect.
Christ! A fivesome.
Lime Rickey
All they need is K-Lo to make a sextuplet.
okay, you can all go disinfect your brains now...
DOOGIE COMES OUT!!!
Finally a gay man in the news who isn't a closeted Republican hypocrite of Fundamentalist freak!
They are women who are in love with the president: Laura [Bush], Condi, Harriet Miers, and Karen Hughes."
According to the supermarket tabloids, I don't think that first name is all that fond of the Sociopathic Piece of Shit.
They are women who are in love with the president: Laura [Bush], Condi, Harriet Miers, and Karen Hughes."
P O'Neill
Karen Hughes is manlier than Monkey Boy is, actually.
" hisstoryman,Hunter Of Da Snark"
Hey, don't diss K-9!!!
I had a college freshman talk about the "gross old men who must be at least 30" who try to pick her up at her job as a barista.
*This* is why I don't talk to women...
Some guy is calling the Haggard scandal a "misstep" and everybody's prayin' for him and his family
I'm praying too.
That there's fucking pictures.
Sheets.
I won.
Ask yourself who the most powerful people in the White House are. They are women who are in love with the president: Laura [Bush], Condi, Harriet Miers, and Karen Hughes.
That's complete bullshit. They have NO power. They have even less power than, say, Nancy Regan or Hillary Clinton. And power derived from a man is no real power.
Christ! A fivesome.
Lime Rickey
All they need is K-Lo to make a sextuplet.
okay, you can all go disinfect your brains now...
TJ, Who ♥ mass transit
(Runs SCREAMING from the room!)
You have too many pets to live without a vacuum.
I'm currently conducting an experiment in _creation ex nihilo_. I suspect all the furballs around the house will eventually coalesce into a whole new animal.
Finally a gay man in the news who isn't a closeted Republican hypocrite of Fundamentalist freak!
If I weren't a cynic, I'd say that the boy-chasing congressmen and meth-addled pastors are trying to make non-closeted non-hypocritical gay men look bad.
How I Met Your Mother is fantastic, and NPH is a big reason why.
That's complete bullshit. They have NO power. They have even less power than, say, Nancy Regan or Hillary Clinton. And power derived from a man is no real power.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
Fuckin' A!
Reflected glory is no glory at all.
I'm praying too.
That there's fucking pictures.
Gomez
Or that there're pictures fucking.
Hungry for a prediction? Here's one. You're attempts to beat up Evangelical Christian folks will mobilize the base wh will slap your liberal agenda down next Tuesday.
Assuming our side actually does win on Tuesday, people like this guy and Auggy are going to make it very difficult for me to be graceful or magnanimous in victory...
You Tube my sis gets it from there
I did a quick search earlier and didn't find it... I'll look again later.
It was pretty funny, and I'm not a big Maher fan. He based it on Alec Baldwin's "Coffee is For Closers" bit in that goddam play whose name I can't remember (Baldwin was a guest and was sitting right there)...
Prediction- The news will read and sound something like this on Wednesday:
Repubs win - they repubs have better ideas and the people support theses ideas after careful thought and deliberation in these difficult times.
Dems win - it wasn't a vote for dems, but a vote against Bush and not against the candidate who lost the race. This should not be interpreted as support for dem ideas, but to send a message to Bush.
DOOGIE COMES OUT!!!
I read that last night and thought, "no duh." I also liked that he was "gay and happy" and though it was kinda redundant...
All they need is K-Lo to make a sextuplet.
Don't make me pull up the "May 2007" page of the 2007 Character Counts Calendar...
Some guy is calling the Haggard scandal a "misstep" and everybody's prayin' for him and his family
I'm praying his wife hasn't caught any STDs from him.
people like this guy and Auggy are going to make it very difficult for me to be graceful or magnanimous in victory...
Ridnik Chrome | 11.04.06
True but if we are (or can) it might drive them over the edge.
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How I Met Your Mother is fantastic, and NPH is a big reason why.
NPH stole "Harold and Kumar".
Republicans from November 8th on: Civil war? Well yes, it has now become a civil war since the Democrats have taken control. The terrists are emboldened by the impending demands from the Democrat congress that our troops surrender, lay down their arms and wave the white flag. Which they will do now since John Kerry hurt their moral to the point that their natural righteous rage is subsumed by fear and dread for the future of our Republican country.
Assuming our side actually does win on Tuesday, people like this guy and Auggy are going to make it very difficult for me to be graceful or magnanimous in victory...
Ridnik Chrome
I have no intention of being gracious or magnanimous to these assholes.
I plan on telling them the same thing they told us after the 2004 "election".
"If you don't like it, you can leave the country."
The pundits didn't anticipate the depth of feeling against the GOP either and were surprised when the Dems picked up seats instead of losing them.
So I wonder if they are overplaying the shift towards th Dems this time, or whether its going to be even bigger than they expect.
I'm sure this will be just like 1994 - I.e., an unexpected last-minute shift to the right.
"If you don't like it, you can leave the country."
Terry C, Hates GOP | Homepage | 11.04.06
Oh I will be sickly sweet to the ones I know personally as for the fraking trolls here I hope to drive them MAD....
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Some guy is calling the Haggard scandal a "misstep" and everybody's prayin' for him and his family
I've misstepped plenty in my life, but never once accidently stepped into a male prostitute's penis. Just lucky, I guess.
NPH stole "Harold and Kumar".
No, just their car.
I just hope it's a victory debauchery and not a drown-my-sorrows kind of thing. We bought some cheap champagne, hoping for the best...
TJ, Who ? mass transit
We still have two bottles left over from Fitzmas fizzling out (for the time being). I've already told my boss I won't be in on Wednesday due to a hangover.
I just hope it's a victory debauchery and not a drown-my-sorrows kind of thing. We bought some cheap champagne, hoping for the best...
TJ, Who ? mass transit
We still have two bottles left over from Fitzmas fizzling out (for the time being). I've already told my boss I won't be in on Wednesday due to a hangover.
CNN bubblehead enthusing about the chimp's campaigning.
Some guy is calling the Haggard scandal a "misstep" and everybody's prayin' for him and his family
I'm praying too.
That there's fucking pictures.
Gomez | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 11:35 am | #
pictures!!! pictures!!! pictures!!!
oh dear lord, i hope the baby jeebus loves me that much
I reject all Democrats.
VOTE GREEN
not crazy little Howie Scream
an his band of Democrat fools.
Go Karl
Beat those losers again!!
Haha
Cant wait till Tuesday night
I reject all Democrats.
VOTE GREEN
not crazy little Howie Scream
an his band of Democrat fools.
Go Karl
Beat those losers again!!
Haha
Cant wait till Tuesday night
and another defeat for the Democrat party
I reject all reason and fact!
I reject all Democrats.
VOTE GREEN
not crazy little Howie Scream
an his band of Democrat fools.
Go Karl
Beat those losers again!!
Haha
Can't wait till Tuesday night
and another defeat for the Democrat party
Celebrate!!!!!!!!!!
I continue to reject all reason and fact!
Has anyone else commented on Preznit's now complete regression to cheerleader? Rolling his little sleeves up and working the crowd hand over hand? And using those sophomoric crowd response lines? Shrub is never shrubbier than in those moments.
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