HULK SMASHED
Damn, they just keep coming!
This blog sucks. Too many posts.
Naked Man Arrested for Concealed Weapon
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp...ml?
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What sort of coffee is Dr. Black drinking this morning, anyway?
Fucking 20 second rule. I was indeed first.
on my to do list is to read the two books sherrod brown has written on "free trade".
What's all this then?
Slobbering ignoramus.
Um, last time that limp-wrist Gore took on manly-man King Chimp, he got 500,000 more votes, then lost by a vote in the SCOTUS..Yeah, sounds like Gore was crushed....Or did Tweety mean crushed in the media? Because that is the only thing that would make such a statement true...
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OK, NTodd, I concede you were first. But only if you had your pants on.
So, as I posted on the thread downstairs before Atrios killed it, I see from the MSNBC ad on the right that my prediction came true: Pastor Ted admitted to the meth, but not to the assfucking.
He's in counseling now, I'm sure.
Oh, and there's a molestation story in there for sure.
In 1970, he and his friends organized a march in Mansfield for the first Earth Day. "We did this really cool march and we had a really big crowd," says Brown with pride. "But we get down to the square and none of us had thought about what you do when you get down there. We didn't have any speakers, and it was like, 'Oh, shit.' So we just disbanded."
a democrat!
I'll be glad when the selection is over no matter the outcome.
Then we can get back to real issues.
tweety, how did he get where HE is?
I think the malaria touched his head.
Tweety is teh gay.
But he could have done physical labor...or worn a flight suit....or be fun to have a beer with. Couldn't he?
OK, NTodd, I concede you were first. But only if you had your pants on.
I was first BECAUSE I didn't have my pants on: my, uh...enhanced member gave me a few inches' lead...
I got a text message from moonbootica today, by the way. She was in the midst of the climate change march in Trafalgar Square.
It's Tweety's lame attempt to connect with us working slobs, of whom he has only the slightest anthropological clue.
And, hey kids! It's time for the Ted Haggard Joke of the Day.
Or did Tweety mean crushed in the media?
tweety crushed gore's head between his thumb and index finger.
I was first BECAUSE I didn't have my pants on: my, uh...enhanced member gave me a few inches' lead...
NTodd, The Man
silly. you are supposed to win by a nose.
http://www.comcast.net/entertain.../03/
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Naked Man Arrested for Concealed Weapon
linda
omg. i've been saying the country is going through a national mental health crisis. we need to open back up the mental health facilities reagan shut down.
Goddamn, Tweety - your "manly men" are all closeted gays.
Haven't you been paying attention?
yuppers, the naked guy masterbating in public was asked if he had any concealed weapons and lo and behold, his heiny held one, a screwdriver wrapped in black electric tape.
Weapons were drawn all around
[Haggard's] in counseling now, I'm sure.
Rehab. With Scoutmaster Foley. Not for the meth problem, but to wash Teh Gay right outta his hair.
silly. you are supposed to win by a nose.
Are you Jew-baiting me?
Nothng wrong with being gay.
It's just the people Tweety slobbers over.
I mean, he picks some real losers!
Has Bush ever worked a hard day in his life? Ever got down and dirty? I rather doubt it.
Weapons were drawn all around
Yeah, all the cops pulled guns from their asses...
smitty, he admits he bought the meth, but he said he threw it away soon afterwards.
Tweety loves the construction worker from the Village People.
Back on the curvy streets of Baa-ston, as it were?
Are you Jew-baiting me?
NTodd, The Man |
oy! heaven forbid!
it was a secretariat reference. i've heard rumors.
NTodd--okay, you were first. You get to be first. You are the center of attention. We all worship you.
Feel better now, Leo Only Child? 
I was first BECAUSE I didn't have my pants on: my, uh...enhanced member gave me a few inches' lead...
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whoa, talk about a set up!
he said he threw it away soon afterwards.
And does anybody believe that?
I like how the focus is on the internal church investigation. Why do these "pious" criminals always benefit from the cover of their institutions? Aren't there some crimes here the state might be interested in investigating? Will church officials cooperate with those investigations?
I know I‘m talking from my own kind here...
Is this some kind of code word for homosexual?
Karen Hughes is more manly than Bush.
Tena: well of course he knows that- learned it when he had the light installed.
Poor guy, he's scared of the dark...
I gave a lot of $$ to Brown, but then was dismayed to see one of his votes (IIRC it was the habeus corpus thing, or something like that). What was up with that?
Manly men keep the elephants from attacking us with IED's.
You seen any elephants packing IED's lately? Any more terrorist attacks on American soil?
See? Manly men kept that from happening.
Vote for manly men on Tuesday!
smitty, he admits he bought the meth, but he said he threw it away soon afterwards.
mer | 11.04.06 - 12:26 pm | #
trash pickup in his neighborhood: lightening fast.
Of course when you want to give meth a try you need a $200 bag just to do it justice.
Aren't there some crimes here the state might be interested in investigating?
Seems to me we have two crimes here ....
aren't there some crimes here the state might be interested in investigating? Will church officials cooperate with those investigations?
underwhelm | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 12:27 pm | #
cnn this morning:
"even the [denver] police took notice"
they are looking into it.
So nobody feels sorry for poor pastor Ted?
from below:
Look, maybe I didn't say every tiny syllable, no. But basically I said them, yeah.
Cheney as Ash? Doesn't seem to have the right Anti-hero Charisma. He's more a member of the Army of Darkness...
NTodd, The Man | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 12:18 pm |
Hah, I was thinking I should see if the Library has Arm of Darkness, I need a good, stupid funny movie.
Is Bubba Ho-tep any good?
And while Brown did indeed go to Yale, at least he earned it. And he still cares about people, which I can't say about Dewine.
And does anybody believe that?
All the time I'm asking people to provide me with a "supply" of goods worth hundreds of dollars so I can throw it away. I find disposing of contraband fascinating, and my curiosity gets the best of me!
OT, but Dear Episcopalian Fundamentalist Nutjobs: Fuck You.
I like how the focus is on the internal church investigation. Why do these "pious" criminals always benefit from the cover of their institutions? Aren't there some crimes here the state might be interested in investigating? Will church officials cooperate with those investigations?
underwhelm
He "admitted" to buying some meth, but I think he'd recant that "confession" in a New York minute if criminal charges were so much as being studied.
And without more evidence than that, it's a he said/he said on the hiring a prostitute for sex. So I don't think there's a criminal case to be made here.
But this guy's whole shctick was his public persona, and even if the church forgives him, he's damaged goods. Bush won't be taking his calls anytime soon.
Yeah, all the cops pulled guns from their asses...
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I am starting to get the feeling that a lot more guys have "extra room" down there than .... uhm, one would expect.
I gave a lot of $$ to Brown, but then was dismayed to see one of his votes (IIRC it was the habeus corpus thing, or something like that). What was up with that?
liberal
i made the mistake of taking somebody at their word about this and relying on hearsay. got a cite?
So nobody feels sorry for poor pastor Ted?
ql Beale
bwahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!
i feel bad for mrs ted, though. did you see her face when he was being interviewed in the car? up until that moment, she believed him.
i hope she gets everything in the divorce. the bastard.
Sherrod graduated and moved back home, where his father, a Republican, was initially skeptical. "My dad says, 'I'm not voting for you, you're too young,'"
Nice to have encouragement.
Is Bubba Ho-tep any good?
Worth a rental, IMHO.
So nobody feels sorry for poor pastor Ted?
ql Beale
when he was on tv denying he was a homosexual, didn't you want him to admit to being bisexual?
Could it be that Matthews doesn't know what a manly man is?
RMJ--maybe Haggard was buying it for his next meeting with Chimpy...
And without more evidence than that, it's a he said/he said on the hiring a prostitute for sex. So I don't think there's a criminal case to be made here.
there are voicemail recordings, and according to jones someone else sold the meth, so could be a corraberating witness. cops aren't as dumb as people think sometimes.
i feel bad for mrs ted, though. did you see her face when he was being interviewed in the car? up until that moment, she believed him.
i hope she gets everything in the divorce. the bastard.
dirk gently, half the man
I hope the poor lady gets tested...and that the lying double-dealing son of a bitch didn't give her an STD.
Fuck me! I updated my iPod and every single song is gone.
Gone.
My whole library.
I am starting to get the feeling that a lot more guys have "extra room" down there than .... uhm, one would expect.
I don't. It's all cluttered with gold ingots that I'm saving for after the collapse of civilization.
RMJ--maybe Haggard was buying it for his next meeting with Chimpy...
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
Well, that I'd be sympathetic about...
Of course when you want to give meth a try you need a $200 bag just to do it justice.
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no that would be crack, that much crank would kill the average bear.
Could it be that Matthews doesn't know what a manly man is?
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
We have a winnah!
Thanks to people like Tweety, who can't tell a fake cowboy from a real one, we're blessed with Chimpy.
Could it be that Matthews doesn't know what a manly man is?
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
oh, he knows. he knows.
"we're men
we're men in tights
..."
Gone.
My whole library.
That blows. And is a good moral lesson: always backup your library (which I don't, either, and has cost me).
"And does anybody believe that?""
--smitty
Of course. He's a man of the cloth. They never lie. And when he says he just went for a massage, I know that is true too.
I'm a manly man, dammit.
Matthews:
"I've got a fevah. And the only prescription it...
More cowbell."
He "admitted" to buying some meth, but I think he'd recant that "confession" in a New York minute if criminal charges were so much as being studied.
So no confession. But a witness with evidence in a plastic baggie, I'm given to understand.
I find Tweety incomprehensible on just about every level.
It's not that he spews more absolute nonsense than anybody else on cable news. It's just that his absolute nonsense is so damned....for want of a better word, original. It's like -- huh? where the hell did that bizarre statement come from?
Fuck me! I updated my iPod and every single song is gone.
Gone.
My whole library.
Tena
Check "My Music," or elsewhere on your hard drive.
That happened to me in one of my iPod updates. Turned out everything just left the library for a second.
I think they all stepped outside for a smoke while the update was running, and the door locked behind them.
Well, you gotta admit Sherrod Brown fought his way out of the mean streets of the upper middle class. Or something...
Anyone who believes Haggard's everchanging stories about this is an idiot.
He's guilty - he's changed his story one too many times to be anything other than guilty. I know - innocent until.
He doesn't want me on his jury if he has one - cause he's guilty.
Fuck me! I updated my iPod and every single song is gone.
You can reload it from your iTunes library, no?
I'm a manly man, dammit.
You and Gomez. He changed a flat tire on the side of the road this week.
Give us what we really want, Chris. Jon-Benet's killer.
Tena--call tech support. They can help you restore it. This happened to me once.
Gone.
My whole library.
I've been starting to sweat that since I downloaded about 90% of the MST3k catalog. But will just one backup be enough?! I had better arrange for multiple redundant backups in offsite locations...
I think they all stepped outside for a smoke while the update was running, and the door locked behind them.
Rmj
I hope that happens, but it's telling me it's done.
I'll just have to see what happens after it's charged. I knew I shouldn't have hit that update button when it was offered.
seriously. can you imagine being mrs haggard? all ready to defend her godly husband against these evil lies from a queer he never even met? sitting next to him in your car being interviewed on national television and he suddenly says, "well, yeah i bought some meth and got a massage but that was it?"
fuck.
Tena, backed it up? Refresh?
'He's a man of the cloth. They never lie. And when he says he just went for a massage, I know that is true too.
mer '
yeh, pay no attention to that man behind the cloth.
The massage of the day is always the high point in the service, y'know.
So no confession. But a witness with evidence in a plastic baggie, I'm given to understand.
underwhelm
Still gotta tie it to Haggard. I'm not saying it can't be done, but one time somebody in a parking lot hit my car with my wife in the car. The offending car quickly backed up and raced off. We got the license plate, even found the car in a nearby apartment complex.
But it was dark, and neither of us saw who was driving. Without that piece of info., it was pointless. The police officer was very nice, but he said we didn't have a thing to stand on.
The police may well investigate, and should, but I'll be surprised if they find evidence sufficient to bring charges on. It could happen, but I don't count on it.
It's all surface with Tweety. Never mind that those genuine working-class pols are far too radical or feisty for him, the fucking whore.
Tweety is all about appearance
based on cliches and stereotypes
Tweety likes other candidates for example Michael Steele is a good negro so all the insidebeltway goopers have adopted him as their special candidate even though in reality he is a nothing special republican
I can't wait for Wednesday when one of the goopers says we won..we beat Kerry
"DID THE DEMOCRATS CHEAT?"
You like?
Get used to it.
I predict that this will be the round-the-clock narrative for the next several weeks, after Tuesday, as first cable news then the network and news magazines entertain Republican allegations of "massive electoral fraud and corruption" by Democrats in the 2006 elections.
I'll bet anyone 10 million quatloos.
salton sea, the movie, has a character who is a meth drug dealer. he wears a prosthetic nose because heavy drug use caused his nose to fall off. disgusting but unintentionally funny at the same time.
Sherrod Brown was born in Mansfield, Ohio in 1952, the youngest of three sons
And remember, according to Rash Limpdick, he's black!
You can reload it from your iTunes library, no?
watertiger
That's my next move. I just want to be sure I do it correctly.
I commented on that yesterday when I heard Tweety's rant. He absolutely can't stand effete men of the privileged classes, unless they happen to be alcoholics just like himself. How dare anyone get by on brains?!?
RMJ--maybe Haggard was buying it for his next meeting with Chimpy...
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere |
*grinding jaw grinding jaw* *blink blink blink* whatever makes you think that *grinding jaw*
no that would be crack, that much crank would kill the average bear.
That's what I was thinking. $200 of meth is a fuckload of meth. Nasty, cheap drug.
The police officer was very nice, but he said we didn't have a thing to stand on.
although to be fair, the cop's career would not skyrocket if he caught the guy.
sad but true. motivation can be a powerful thing.
Anyone who believes Haggard's everchanging stories about this is an idiot.
He's guilty - he's changed his story one too many times to be anything other than guilty. I know - innocent until.
He doesn't want me on his jury if he has one - cause he's guilty.
Tena
Speaking from the minister's POV, if the church doesn't tell Haggard it's time to step down, then the place is a real snake's nest. Seriously.
It's uglier for them if he stays. I don't think they want him to. But there may be a real behind the scenes fight on that. If it's a typical mega-church, it's a personality cult anyway, so....
Tena--call tech support. They can help you restore it. This happened to me once.
Sallyh,
That's my next step after trying to import the library.
The fucker think's he's Churchill, they all do.
Tena,
The iPod has a "factory reset" option, in case you need to reboot the thing. It wipes the drive. So long as it's authorized for the iTunes library, you'll be able to reload all your music.
I've already done it twice.
It's uglier for them if he stays. I don't think they want him to. But there may be a real behind the scenes fight on that. If it's a typical mega-church, it's a personality cult anyway, so....
Rmj,
Did you keep up with the saga of Criswell's retirement and the guy they got to replace him and his resignation and on and on?
Yep. All those mega-churches are are cults of personality.
Yeah! Remember how JFK was a lumberajck? And he was OK.
I'll bet anyone 10 million quatloos.
SteveLG,
Nope. I wasn't born yesterday you know.
silly. you are supposed to win by a nose.
dirk gently
That *is* his "enhanced member"
although to be fair, the cop's career would not skyrocket if he caught the guy.
sad but true. motivation can be a powerful thing.
dirk gently, half the man
Actually, he led us to the car. But we couldn't prove who was driving, and the car was not the offender, the driver was. Absent proof, the owner is not liable. He'd just claim it was stolen, or loaned to somebody, or something.
We had to identify an individual behind the wheel, or no violation. Criminal law is persnickety like that.
Has anybody else noticed that the Rev's wife is a looker?
I don't know why I find that somehow ironic, but I do.
I'll bet anyone 10 million quatloos.
It's important we have faith in the integrity of the system (e.g. 2000, 2004)... unless the system does not result in GOP control.
I don't know about Tweety's college, but he did go to a private, tuition charging high school.
I predict that this will be the round-the-clock narrative for the next several weeks, after Tuesday, as first cable news then the network and news magazines entertain Republican allegations of "massive electoral fraud and corruption" by Democrats in the 2006 elections.
I think that's more likely: it changes the script a little so that the rubes don't get bored.
But I also don't put it past the lame duck session to swear in GOP successors.
there are voicemail recordings, and according to jones someone else sold the meth, so could be a corraberating witness. cops aren't as dumb as people think sometimes.
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my take is that Jones did sell pastor-man the drugs but now refuses to admit that in case he gets prosecuted for it...thus the funky lie detector test,,,D'oh!!
I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay...
Maybe Pastoe Ted just wanted the crystal meth in case of home invasion? A soothing reading of "A Purpose-Driven Life" isn't always enough, you know.
I don't know about Tweety's college, but he did go to a private, tuition charging high school.
Brian Boru
Holy Cross, I think.
We had to identify an individual behind the wheel, or no violation. Criminal law is persnickety like that.
Rmj, Street Credentialed
i think you should have consulted a lawyer on that. no theft report? his car just showed up in his driveway? who did he loan it to?
matlock would have got him!
I watched this great moment in punditry last night. Tweety thinks and talks so loopy I'm thinking Haggard threw some meth his way.
But it was dark, and neither of us saw who was driving. Without that piece of info., it was pointless. The police officer was very nice, but he said we didn't have a thing to stand on.
What. The. Fuck?
hmmm, what kind of character obsesses over masculine presentation?
Fuck me! I updated my iPod and every single song is gone.
Gone.
My whole library.
Tena, that happened to a friend who updated his blog....lost archives et al. horrible,
Has anybody else noticed that the Rev's wife is a looker?
I don't know why I find that somehow ironic, but I do.
steve simels
Considering the airfare to Colo Springs?
the funky lie detector test,,,D'oh!!
Nancy Willing
There is no such thing as a "lie-detector".
seriously - a cop's job is to investigate, not decide the outcome of a court case.
Tena,
The iPod has a "factory reset" option, in case you need to reboot the thing. It wipes the drive. So long as it's authorized for the iTunes library, you'll be able to reload all your music.
I've already done it twice.
watertiger
Thank you - I was wondering. That option came up at the end of the download and I didn't take it, but I will if that's the way to do it. I do have most of my library backed up on the hard drive, too. I should be able to restore. I just can't believe it did this - I haven't had any real problems with my iPod though I know a lot of people do.
One hit of meth is about a quarter of a gram and will cost a user about $25. However, the price of meth is volatile and can get as high as $80 per hit. As with most drugs, the price depends on the drug's purity, the amount and where it is sold. An example: in 2002 the Office of National Drug Control Policy (ONDCP) reported that a gram of pure meth was as high as $330 in Chicago but only $60 in Seattle. Although the price of meth, when adjusted for inflation, has declined since the early 1980s, it remains relatively high; today, an ounce of meth costs nearly 10 times as much as an ounce of gold.
Did you keep up with the saga of Criswell's retirement and the guy they got to replace him and his resignation and on and on?
Yep. All those mega-churches are are cults of personality.
Tena
No, but I'm not surprised. Any pastor will tell you that you don't want to follow a long, successful pastor: you'll be out within a year. This is, actually, true of many institutions.
The local school district here had a Supervisor for 20+ years, and everyone loved him. He retired, and the next super lasted less than 18 months. The school board just ran her off, any excuse. So the Criswell case is no surprise on many levels, one of them being he was that church.
What a drag it is, getting old.
"DID THE DEMOCRATS CHEAT?"
Oh, absolutely that will be the GOP mantra on Wednesday.
Hannitty started kvetching about Democratic dirty tricks yesterday.....
But I also don't put it past the lame duck session to swear in GOP successors.
I found that court decision to be incredibly disturbing. The states run elections, but congress decides who is in congress??
Goddamn, I hate commenting on the Treo - my comments are obsolete before I finish typing them...
I haven't had any real problems with my iPod though I know a lot of people do.
Tena
My daughter's iPod has been in the shop so many times Best Buy is about to just replace it.
I'm so glad I bought their extended warranty. I've soaked them hard by now on that little thing.
Robert - I agree with you but Haggard already resigned after admitting some or all of this to his church.
Goddamn, I hate commenting on the Treo - my comments are obsolete before I finish typing them...
Eli | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 12:44 pm | #
sure, blame it on the treo.
face it, eli, ollie is going to ge off on a technicality. you just watch.
The iPod has a "factory reset" option, in case you need to reboot the thing. It wipes the drive. So long as it's authorized for the iTunes library, you'll be able to reload all your music.
That's what I did a couple months ago when my iPod started acting up. Only thing I lost was my playlists.
I haven't had any real problems with my iPod though I know a lot of people do.
Tena | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 12:43 pm | #
A friend of mine is on her third iPod in a year. First two got banged up slightly (purse falling on floor, etc) and went all screwy.
Holy Cross, I think.
Max Planck
Yes.
SHEETS.
i think you should have consulted a lawyer on that. no theft report? his car just showed up in his driveway? who did he loan it to?
matlock would have got him!
dirk gently, half the man
I am a lawyer.
Will the GOP steal still another election?
From the naked man/concealed weapon story:
Sheehan removed a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape without incident.
I would say removing a 6-inch meal awl from a guy's ass constitutes an "incident."
Robert - I agree with you but Haggard already resigned after admitting some or all of this to his church.
Tena
Oh, thanks, I thought he'd just taken a leave while the investigation was conducted.
I'm obviously not keeping up with this as I should.
I am a lawyer.
Rmj, Street Credentialed
next time i get a parking ticket, will you represent me? i'd like to try the "it wasn't me, it was my car" defense.
sorry. i'll let it go.
So the Criswell case is no surprise on many levels, one of them being he was that church.
And a more pompous ass you'd likely never encounter. I used to see him at the Dallas Country Club when Mr. Tena's family took us there for Sunday holiday brunch back when Mr. Tena's dad was still alive. What a braying jackass that man is, with a phony Baptist smile - the kind that makes me get out my wallet immediately and count the bills to make sure they are all still there.
Oh, thanks, I thought he'd just taken a leave while the investigation was conducted
I'm pretty sure he out and out resigned, but maybe I'm wrong.
I'm pretty sure he out and out resigned, but maybe I'm wrong.
Tena
stepped down temporarily
He'd just claim it was stolen, or loaned to somebody, or something.
And he can either turn in the person who borrowed it or peddle it to a jury.
That isn't just "lazy cop", that's dereliction of duty (and probably protecting a friend).
I think the the elders or whatever will do everything in their power to keep the church going. It's too much of a money making machine. I feel sorry for the poor schnooks who uprooted their families to mover there.
Goddamn, I hate commenting on the Treo - my comments are obsolete before I finish typing them... Eli
They sound perfectly cromulent to me.
Sherrod Brown has been an economic populist throughout his career. He's a voice within the Democratic Party that's been stifled for a long, long time.
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salton sea, the movie, has a character who is a meth drug dealer. he wears a prosthetic nose because heavy drug use caused his nose to fall off. disgusting but unintentionally funny at the same time.
**
yeah,
a former trust-fund baby I dated had had the surgeries and he was relegated to eating the crank...swore it worked just the same as smoking or snorting the shit.
"DID THE DEMOCRATS CHEAT?"
include unfounded "illegals voted!" hysteria.
Tena and Rmj, you're both right. He resigned from whatever national organization it is where he played a leadership role and he stepped aside temporarily from as head of his church.
That's what he said in an interview, at least.
Tena -- same thing happened to me & my iPod when I said "yes" to the "would you like to update" question. Sheesh. I thought the poor little thing was completely hosed. It took me all weekend to get everything back the way I liked it -- and I went back to the older version of the iPod software. I'm not saying "yes" to that question anymore!
Tena, is it necessary to update the Ipod? I got the notice on my Mac to u