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Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore |
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Yes, but didn't you hear what Kerry accidentally said? I mean, cmon, now THAT's a story! Harrumph!
Avian |
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Can you imagine the hilarity if 101st fighting keyboarders were subpoenaed to testify and Fisked on the air?
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Pete Hoekstra needs to be voted out. Too bad he's in such a GOP district. Strange little bit of gerrymandering - that. All along the rich pockets of Lake Michigan. Ottawa County. Muskegon County. Lakeshore.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore |
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Even I'm voting Democrat this year...Who'd a thunk it?
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Has anyone done an ad on this yet? A Youtube viral video in the next 24 hours would be pure gold.
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Here in Indiana I am laughing uncontrollably at the fact that Mike Pence, local right wing Congressman, was instrumental in convincing Bush to overrule his national security experts and post this shit, according to the Weekly Standard article published in March.
Heckuva job Mike! Thanks to you, some guys in a cave somewhere now have instructions in Arabic as to how to detonate a nuclear device if they can obtain one. I sure feel safer with Republican grownups like you in office.
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yes but Bush is a good Christian man you'd like to have a beer with, and therefore anything he does is OK with me.
r€nato |
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The Rosenbergs were executed for passing this kind of info.
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Why the media isn't running like kids on pixie sticks with this story, the military newspapers editorial, the Bob Ney resignation (they've hardly covered that at all), and Pastor McManlylove, is truly, truly, frightening. There's so much to cover, and they've decided that it is not in their interest to beat up on Republicans when there's no "balancing" scandal. It just doesn't fit into their prewritten script for election coverage.
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Oh, so now Ted Haggard's hook-up and meth-buy
from that man-ho was a MISTAKE, in the eyes of Evangelicals. Sure.
plantsman, lowercase |
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Been scared so long it feels normal now.
Rmj, Street Credentialed |
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The Military media is presenting a request/demand for Rummy's resignation Monday. That is something.
plantsman, lowercase |
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this accidental release on the internet of how to build an atomic bomb will play into the hands of the Republicans!
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r€nato |
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When he loses the election, his handlers will learn to control the c-i-c.
Ruth, revolted |
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Oh, so now Ted Haggard's hook-up and meth-buy
from that man-ho was a MISTAKE, in the eyes of Evangelicals. Sure.
To paraphrase the Xtian Right: "We hate the mistake, but not the mistaker."
Oh... and good morning, everybody.
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1. Bush deciding to reveal nuclear secrets
2. Bush unable to move from tiny seat on 9/11, reading My Pet Goat.
I see his capacity for sound decisionmaking remains constant at nil.
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A suspected terrorist who spent years in a secret CIA prison should not be allowed to speak to a civilian attorney, the Bush administration argues, because he could reveal the agency's closely guarded interrogation techniques.
"closely guarded interrogation techniques," my ass... what a load of bollocks... you can see them all here as contained in a memorandum to Combined Joint Task Force Seven and the 205th Military Intelligence Brigade, Baghdad, Iraq, dated 14 September 2003, entitled "CTJF-7 Interrogation and Counter-Resistance Policy," written by Ricardo S. Sanchez, Lieutenant General, USA
http://takeitpersonally.blogspot...ly-
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profmarcus |
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he's not running.
plantsman, lowercase |
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Pretty thin gruel that, even for a dimwit like Bush.
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In essence, the nation is being led by Limbaugh, Powerline and Michele Malkin.
If that doesn't scare the hell out of you, I don't know what will.
AIYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
My hair's on fire.
Tena |
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Treason/wreckless endangerment of the American people sounds like an impeachable offence.
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Oh come on, this isn't any worse than when Reagan secretely sold advanced arms to Iran. Or selling chemical weapons to Iraq. And hey, wasn't it the Republicans who all voted to stay out of WWII and appease Germany?
Republicans keep us safe, just ask 'em.
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The administration isn't influenced by right-wing trolls; they ARE right-wing trolls.
Eli |
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My hair's on fire.
Put it out. You have nice hair.
plantsman, lowercase |
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11.04.06 - 12:52 pm | #
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President Bush has a gay, crank-using pastor as an adviser? That's good for the Republicans.
smitty werbenmanjensen |
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I'm scared enough already...
This empty suit, his empty head, and the empty souls that support him, need to go!
And to think, in 1999, just 7 short years ago, we were just getting over the BJ heard 'round the world, and were afraid of our computers freezing-up because of the year 2000.
Since 2000, a couple of hundred hanging chad's, a Supreme Court decision, and corrupt Republican voting machines later, we find ourselves in a Banana Republic(an).
If the Republican's tell me that tomorrow morning the sun's going to rise in the east, I'm turning my sunshade west...
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Thank you Pat Roberts, you fucking hoser.
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Why the media isn't running like kids on pixie sticks with this story, the military newspapers editorial, the Bob Ney resignation (they've hardly covered that at all), and Pastor McManlylove, is truly, truly, frightening.
I dunno - Pastor Manlylove was on the front page of the Dallas paper, Ney was somewhere around page 16.
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What make sme laugh most about this is the fact that these documents are in Arabic. How many of the 101st Keyboarders actually know how to read Arabic?
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I actually heard Hannitty say yesterday that this story helps the Republicans because it proves Saddam really did have weapons of mass destruction.
The mind wobbles.
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This is ever closer to the plot of "On the Madness of King George III"
Anyone seen a parade of w leading his minions around the grounds of the WH yet?
Ruth, revolted |
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Rats abandoning the ship:
http://www.vanityfair.com/politi...2?
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My wife found out it was Hoekstra that put out the nuke weapon's information out on the web.
Imagine that.
Vicki - see ya in a bit. See the rest of you later on!
Barndog, Dirty Hippy Veteran |
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My hair's on fire.
Put it out. You have nice hair.
plantsman,

Tena |
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Military Times group editorial: Rumsfeld Must Go.
DocLarry |
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How many of the 101st Keyboarders actually know how to read Arabic?
Ironically, fewer than are gay.
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I actually heard Hannitty say yesterday that this story helps the Republicans because it proves Saddam really did have weapons of mass destruction.
The mind wobbles.
steve simels
There was an army of trolls repeating the same thing. I found myself inviting them to blow me often.
smitty werbenmanjensen |
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11.04.06 - 12:54 pm | #
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I once knew a guy who hit a trifeca, and then spent a fortune trying to hit another.
Tim Finnegan |
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I'm pissed Bush didn't stay the course against his critics and leave it online.
Everybody knows that's just junk science anyway.
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President Bush has a gay, crank-using pastor as an adviser? That's good for the Republicans.
smitty werbenmanjensen
Had a talk with one of my winger buddies yeterday. This election's gonna be good for the conservatives, did you know? Oh, yes. He wasn't quite able to explain just how, but he was very sure...
Elmer, PHD |
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Fox, of course, is devoting its time just now to a story about tomato salmonella.
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Someone tell me again what substantive, *positive* action Bush and the Republicans have taken in the WAR ON SCARY TERROR?
Eli |
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He did this to try to ensure that we are eventually attacked with a nuke, thus proving himself correct for all of history. Fuck the dead.
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I actually heard Hannitty say yesterday that this story helps the Republicans because it proves Saddam really did have weapons of mass destruction.
The mind wobbles.
steve simels
Well of course. They just ignore the part of the deal that shows the plan was pre-1991.
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Okay, Barndog!
We're having a litle get-together this afternoon for a couple hours in Grand Rapids. Barndog and Barnmissus, filkertom, DWD, and me.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore |
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Let me get this right: They posted atomic secrets on the web in Arabic in hope that someone would translate them and congratulate them on defeating Saddam's WMD program?
Now, they posted documents without discerning what these documents contained?
Having posted these, they made it possible for anyone and everyone to copy, paste, download, or whatever with them.
They are so ignorant that if they do not know it: it does not exist.
Crap.
(Vickie, we will be leaving shortly)
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This reminds me of Bunkerville, Berlin, Germany, circa 1945.
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Hannity is an idiot. Only listen to him if you want your blood pressure to skyrocket.
I do it so that you don't have to.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore |
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In essence, the nation is being led by Limbaugh, Powerline and Michele Malkin.
It's precisely how he can do things like call Democrats traitors and terrorists and not think twice about it. He hears it so much from from his followers he just figures it's common knowledge.
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two more thoughts on pastor ted:
1. every member of his church who put money in the plate helped pay for that meth and "massage"
2. is it just me, or does the assistant pastor taking over tickle anyone else's gaydar?
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They are so ignorant that if they do not know it: it does not exist.
This concept of the world, while common in humans, fades at the end of infancy.
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Thank you Pat Roberts, you fucking hoser.
stencil
No shit. What an asshole. He's nothing but an accomplice to all of this crap, and an obstructor to a reasonable investigation into the runup to war.
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Hannity is an idiot. Only listen to him if you want your blood pressure to skyrocket.
suicide by hannity.
or would that be sewercide?
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Someone tell me again what substantive, *positive* action Bush and the Republicans have taken in the WAR ON SCARY TERROR?
Eli
They haven't because they know that there is no SCARY TERROR WAR.
The threat is roughly the same as the threat of being hit by a comet or a meteorite. You're 9 times more likely to be hit by lightning.
They know that. It's a Potemkin WOT.
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Oh, so now Ted Haggard's hook-up and meth-buy
from that man-ho was a MISTAKE, in the eyes of Evangelicals. Sure.
plantsman, lowercase
I think you're being really judgmental.
A lot of people accidentally buy hard drugs - it happens all the time.
One minute, you're walking down the street minding your business, just looking for a decent place to read your Bible and get a cold glass of lemonade, the next you're lining up meth and doing an out-call with a gay hooker.
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This election's gonna be good for the conservatives, did you know? Oh, yes. He wasn't quite able to explain just how, but he was very sure...
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Well...for starters it'll be good for the conservatives because they still live in this country, so I expect as usual, they'll whine and cry and smear good Americans while sucking up the benefits of having the adults pick up their shit for them once again, saving their asses along with those who deserve it.
Then they can fuck it up all over in another decade.
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I actually heard Hannitty say yesterday that this story helps the Republicans because it proves Saddam really did have weapons of mass destruction.
The mind wobbles.
steve simels
There was an army of trolls repeating the same thing. I found myself inviting them to blow me often.
smitty werbenmanjensen
I'm surprised that othey're not often amazed at their own stupidity.
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President Bush has a gay, crank-using pastor as an adviser? That's good for the Republicans.
smitty werbenmanjensen
Up is down, black is white, lies are truth, war is peace. Who would believe anything those stupid bastards say. Thank god I've been too busy GOTV to watch teevee this week.
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Ah, the MCM is operating under The Halperin Rule: Make nice, no matter how, to the wingnug conservatives; prove the MCM isn't liberal by avoiding facts, as everyone knows facts have a liberal bias.
Sheesh.
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Delusion is fine in the comfort and privacy of one's own home. As a cornerstone of public policy in the world's sole superpower, not so much.
Still, Rome had its Neros, its Caligulas. We have our Bushes, our Cheneys, our Santorums. After all, Rome came through its delusional rulers alright.
Oh, wait...
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They haven't because they know that there is no SCARY TERROR WAR.
shhh. you'll spoil the game.
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no, DWD, you forget, the cretin in chief hears voices. They assured him that if the docs went up, they would prove saddam had WMD's. And no one can contradict the WORD.
'Corruption is due to be costly for the corrupt. Watch them campaign to keep from the light, and pity them, for 'at my back I always hear, time's winged chariot drawing near'.'
see http://cabdrollery.blogspot.com/
Ruth, revolted |
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I found myself inviting them to blow me often.
smitty werbenmanjensen
perhaps you should have offered them some meth to sweeten the pot.
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Anyone else catch Maher last night? His closer "rules" segment was classic. Plus he asked the obious question: "are all Republican leaders gay?"
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1. every member of his church who put money in the plate helped pay for that meth and "massage"
It's all Satan's fault, though.
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I, for one, welcome our uninformed, unhinged overlords, just so long as the meth and hookers keep coming.
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Rats abandoning the ship:
http://www.vanityfair.com/
Bobby St. Chomsky - 12:53 pm
Richard "Dick" Perle is one of those whom i call a 'citizen of convenience.'
he's an 'american' just like all those ocean liners are 'panmanian' or 'liberian.'
he is, in fact, an international criminal, a white-collar killer, a mercenary in the service of international kapital.
if i hit the lottery, i'd consider putting out a contract on the son of a bitch...
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President Bush has a gay, crank-using pastor as an adviser? That's good for the Republicans.
It's all part of Karl Rove's Republican Outreach-Around strategy.
The man's a genius.
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WAR CRIMINALS BEWARE
Goody, goody.
From The Nation:
On November 14 a group of lawyers and other experts will come before the German federal prosecutor and ask him to open a criminal investigation targeting Donald Rumsfeld, Alberto Gonzales and other key Bush Administration figures for war crimes. The recent passage of the Military Commissions Act provides a central argument for the legal action, under the doctrine of universal jurisdiction: It demonstrates the intent of the Bush Administration to immunize itself legally from prosecution in the United States, even for the most serious crimes.
Rock. and. Roll.
Paraguay, anyone?
http://tinyurl.com/ye7f92
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ok, that's it for me. curtain in an hour, i'm already late.
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They haven't because they know that there is no SCARY TERROR WAR.
The threat is roughly the same as the threat of being hit by a comet or a meteorite. You're 9 times more likely to be hit by lightning.
They know that. It's a Potemkin WOT.
It's worse than that. They want to make sure they don't accidentally *win* the WAR ON SCARY TERROR - it would cost them their signature trump card issue.
I was actually just musing about how if there's a Democratic president in 2009, that he'll probably catch or kill bin Laden inside of two months, because he was in plain sight all along.
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When will the DOJ prosecute interrogators who have revealed our secret interrogation methods to people without clearance???
underwhelm |
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how do you dress for an internment camp?
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What states have good economies
I'm only hearing about the bad ones
Michigan, Mass, Ohio, Az, Col
where is it any good
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In essence, the nation is being led by Limbaugh, Powerline and Michele Malkin.
Oh, and don't forget about Pastor Ted.
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'I do it so that you don't have to.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore '
You mustn't, you can't sacrifice your sanity at a time when you can start using your mind again.
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I was actually just musing about how if there's a Democratic president in 2009, that he'll probably catch or kill bin Laden inside of two months, because he was in plain sight all along. Eli
He runs a very profitable pretzel cart at 34th and Vine.
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Which begs the question: Who runs Rush, Powerline and Michelle?
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perhaps you should have offered them some meth to sweeten the pot.
Or vice versa.
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Pence framed his response as a question, quoting Abraham Lincoln: "One of your Republican predecessors said, 'Give the people the facts and the Republic will be saved.'
Lincoln never put the plans for building a log cabin on the Internets.
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Rather than trowing away the speed, why didn't Pastor Ted just ask for a refund. Bad money management if you asked me.
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Rats abandoning the ship:
http://www.vanityfair.com/
Bobby
if there is a dem sweep, wont defense stocks take a short term dip?
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how do you dress for an internment camp?
threadbare pajamas.
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When will the DOJ prosecute interrogators who have revealed our secret interrogation methods to people without clearance???
I haven't connected all the dots, but I'm 90% sure Joe Wilson was involved.
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The threat is roughly the same as the threat of being hit by a comet or a meteorite.
A smart winger could have fun pointing out all the circular lakes and craters on the planet. Tunguska!!
You're 9 times more likely to be hit by lightning.
20 times, if you're a golfer...
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When will the DOJ prosecute interrogators who have revealed our secret interrogation methods to people without clearance???
underwhelm
The maladministration is currently busy trying to persuade a judge that detainees should not be allowed to disclose to their lawyers how they were tortured, it would cause grave danger to our national security you know.
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'how do you dress for an internment camp?
jello'
those green fatigues, like an intern, sweets.
Ruth, revolted |
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How many of the 101st Keyboarders actually know how to read Arabic?
They know just enough to recognize Arabic script when they see it on an airline passenger's T-shirt, and pitch a bitch until the passenger is hassled and detained.
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Rather than trowing away the speed, why didn't Pastor Ted just ask for a refund. Bad money management if you asked me.
Explains a lot about Bush's fiscal policies...
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Which begs the question: Who runs Rush, Powerline and Michelle?
Satan.
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I, for one, welcome our uninformed, unhinged overlords, just so long as the meth and hookers keep coming.
NTodd, The Man
I knew the Megachurches were trying new-fangled modern things to bring people to Christ - like rock bands, but damn - meth and hookers?
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We must investigate the leak of our secret interrogation methods! The known leakers have been revealing our methods to known terror suspects!!
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yes but Bush is a good Christian man you'd like to have a beer with, and therefore anything he does is OK with me.
It's amazing how much evil you can get away with after you've convinced enough suckers that you are a "good Christian".
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Well of course. They just ignore the part of the deal that shows the plan was pre-1991.
Tena - 12:54 pm
this is not, unfortunately, all that difficlt for the average USer--whose time consciousness is broken into 30-second commercial breaks and 7-10 minute segments--to do. Anything not having to do with television shows which is more deeply in the past than your last birthday is down the memory hole.
turn ohn thet Murkin Ahdul, gotdam it; and bring me 'nuther bud laht, be-yitch...
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The maladministration is currently busy trying to persuade a judge that detainees should not be allowed to disclose to their lawyers how they were tortured, it would cause grave danger to our national security you know.
How exactly does knowing they plan to hook up a car battery to my scrotum help me prepare a countermeasure? Have them removed?
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ok, that's it for me. curtain in an hour, i'm already late.
dirk gently,
good luck and break a fucking spleen.
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Bush is coming to Kansas tomorrow on a last-minute visit to Topeka to help the loathsome Jim Ryun.
Wife, brother, mother and I are going to counter rally for the next 2nd District Congresswoman Nancy Boyda.
Ryun is a bit swishy, not at all the manly man of Matthews' wetdreams. Would not be at all surprised if he had a man-ho's number buried on his congressional crack berry.
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Here's the script:
Open with clip of Bush-
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
Narrator-
"You probably thought this was just another botched line by George Bush. But Republican congressional leaders asked Bush to put thousands of documents captured in Iraq on the internet. They were in Arabic. Untranslated. Al Qeada could read them immediately. John Negroponte, the Intelligence Czar, told Bush it was too dangerous. But Bush overruled him and up they went. In September, the IAEA told the White House that the documents included instructions on how to build a nuclear bomb. Bush did nothing. Finally, this week, when the New York Times broke the story, Bush pulled the deadly information down.
Bush and the Republican congress. The gang that can't shoot straight. Who can stop them from harming America? You can."
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After all, Rome came through its delusional rulers alright.
Oh, wait...
Actually it did okay. Following all the crazies, Rome had about 150 years of fairly good emperors, lasting until the death of Marcus Aurelius -- then it went into the crapper again with MA's son Commodus. AFter the well-known crazies (Caligula, Nero), Rome managed to survive for another 350 years. We should be so lucky.
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Support the rich
http://democrats.senate.gov/dpc/...m?
doc_name=inv2
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How exactly does knowing they plan to hook up a car battery to my scrotum help me prepare a countermeasure?
It's like being tickled. If you know it's coming you laugh less.
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Which begs the question: Who runs Rush, Powerline and Michelle?
cs
One answer to that is that it's the Texas homebuilder, Bob Perry, who financed the Swiftboaters.
Certainly he is financing a great deal of the movement.
Why don't these people die? None of them is young...
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t illustrates something I don't think I've ever fully understood before. Bush listens to the 101st keyboarders and believes their delusionary drivel. In essence, the nation is being led by Limbaugh, Powerline and Michele Malkin.
Hell, I've been trying to tell everyone that for years. He listens to them, and they listen to him.
And I hate ALL of them for the damage they've done to this republic.
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The Faster Pastor learned the hard way. You meth around, sonner or later you gonna get caught...
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if there is a dem sweep, wont defense stocks take a short term dip?
jello | 11.04.06 - 1:02 pm
short answer: nope
the war won't end, it won't even diminish for at LEAST a year, probably longer, even if the Dems win a House; or even if both Houses...
because there isnowhere NEAR the courage or the political will in the average congresscritter to stand up to the IN-fuckig-EVITABLE chorus of "the Democrats are abandonning the troops' if they tamper with the funding (which is the only power they'd have, in any case)...
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[Perle] an 'american' just like all those ocean liners are 'panmanian' or 'liberian.'
he is, in fact, an international criminal, a white-collar killer, a mercenary in the service of international kapital.
Yep.
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How exactly does knowing they plan to hook up a car battery to my scrotum help me prepare a countermeasure?
It's like being tickled. If you know it's coming you laugh less.
So when should we expect to see Hook-A-Car-Battery-Up-To-My-Scrotum Elmo?
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11.04.06 - 1:08 pm | #
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Why don't these people die? None of them is young...
They've been sucking down all the stem cells for themselves. Don't tell.
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There was an army of trolls repeating the same thing. I found myself inviting them to blow me often.
smitty werbenmanjensen | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 12:54 pm | #
I salute you!!!!

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It's like being tickled. If you know it's coming you laugh less.
For me it's the exact opposite. I get to the point where just looking at me tickles.
I'm not joking.
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Haggard was smart to set hisself up in Az, 'cause, you know, you don't meth with Texas...
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speaking of the insane drug induced motormouth Limbaugh ... he (well his recording) called here a little while ago and his speil attempted to demonstrate against Nancy Peloski (cut and run ... tax monger) same ol' chit. I couldnt help yelling into the phone anyway lol
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Why don't these people die? None of them is young...
And that hideous Richard Mellon Scaife incubus. My fantasy is that they lose all of their money, and live an unbelievably long time.
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11.04.06 - 1:11 pm | #
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I get to the point where just looking at me tickles.
Laugh all you want, monkey-boy!
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How exactly does knowing they plan to hook up a car battery to my scrotum help me prepare a countermeasure? Have them removed?
JeffCO
Thinking it has something to do with Darth Cheney admitting that we already waterboarded detainees only to have phoney blow, and the repuke ilk deny the USA ever used torture. I guess these fuckers really do think most people are even more stupid than they are.
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For me it's the exact opposite. I get to the point where just looking at me tickles.
I'm not joking.
*averts eyes from NTodd*
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Tena, if you sell your soul to the devil, you get to go on living and doing harm.
'"We Are Ready For Any Unforeseen Event That May Not Occur"'
http://www.plattbridger.pwp.blue...uk/
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The inevitability of Democratic led investigations into Iraqi contracts might spur some panic selling of defense stocks.
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It's the war sickness, it's all over.
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Pastor Ted publicly affirms that he got a massage, but denies engaging in homosexual acts.
However, he privately admitted that during the massage, "I think it moved."
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Laugh all you want, monkey-boy!
And THAT'S the movie I'm gonna watch this afternoon. Thanks!
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tweety is on some macho trip when he can't even throw a decent pitch that makes it across homebase.
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'"We Are Ready For Any Unforeseen Event That May Not Occur"'
sounds like Rumsfeld
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this is not, unfortunately, all that difficlt for the average USer--whose time consciousness is broken into 30-second commercial breaks and 7-10 minute segments--to do. Anything not having to do with television shows which is more deeply in the past than your last birthday is down the memory hole.
Um, so far, Woody, the only people swallowing this are the 101st keyboarders. There is nothing anywhere else to suggest at all that most Americans have even paid any attention to that story.
I love you and I don't want to be ugly about this, but honest to god, Woody, you are echoing Bill O'Reilly, who loves to publicly say that Americans are idiots who only care about beer, pizza and American Idol. He said those very words to Letterman.
And I know you know I disagree with this pretty fiercely. I'm sorry to lay it out like this - I don't mean to make you mad. But you know how I feel about it.
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30 thousand US casualties in Iraq, that's his next trifecta.
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One answer to that is that it's the Texas homebuilder, Bob Perry, who financed the Swiftboaters.
Perry over took Soros as the largest contributor to a political party. (and they are still going to lose)
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Morning folks! When confronted with the atomic secrets in the document the talk radio hosts see it as evidence that Saddam could have build that bomb and that is justification for the attack. They ignore the date of the info and Iraq capacity to build it. They want to attack the press for running it.
Listen to Melanie Morgan (who by the way just sent 10 folks whose kids died in the war to Iraq. I pray they stay safe.Oh and who is accompanying them to Iraq? The spokeswoman for FreeRepublic!)
http://s88172659.onlinehome.us/
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Pastor Ted publicly affirms that he got a massage, but denies engaging in homosexual acts.
His ejaculations were all accidental.
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I heard thanks to BushCo the new DVD release of Goldfinger no longer shows how Bond escapes from the laser beam headed for his crotch. Not that they're doing that.
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All this talk about meth and gay sex is making me thirsty.
Off to the city, where I forsee much quaffing of elitist chardonnay this evening!
Wang Chung in my absence!!!!!!
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For me it's the exact opposite. I get to the point where just looking at me tickles.
I often have the effect on people. I just look at them and they laugh.
And not in a good way.
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the war won't end, it won't even diminish for at LEAST a year, probably longer, even if the Dems win a House; or even if both Houses...
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short term dip, as in hours, woody. i wasn't predicting an end to the war.
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Michelle's career is backed by right-wing and neo-con foundations (and yes, there's Scaif money in there) that funded the birth of conservative journals on college campuses beginning in the 80s. D'Souza, Novak's kid at Regnery, a whole bunch of 'em come out of there.
Who're the sugar daddies for Powerline and Limbaugh's career?
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Open with clip of Bush-
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
Where could a person download that video, do ya reckon? I found it on YouTube but I'd need it on my hard drive.
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'sounds like Rumsfeld
Honest Elects Neo-Regrets'
it's his incubus, close enuff
of such fame as;
'"Families Is Where Our Nation Finds Hope, Where Wings Take Dream."'
http://www.plattbridger.pwp.blue...uk/
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Haggard was head of the...American Association of Methangelicals, right?
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Which begs the question: Who runs Rush, Powerline and Michelle?
cs, art is bread
Drudge rules their world.
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Which begs the question: Who runs Rush, Powerline and Michelle?
cs, art is bread
Drudge rules their world.
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Someone tell me again what substantive, *positive* action Bush and the Republicans have taken in the WAR ON SCARY TERROR?
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Why Eli, they've made positive strides in combatting the evil force that is the democratic party. / wingnuttian speak
fourlegsgood |
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Save YouTube videos to your HD.
You may need a special video player to play the file, like VLC .
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'Pastor Ted publicly affirms that he got a massage, but denies engaging in homosexual acts.
His ejaculations were all accidental.
Richard'
They were sacred.
Ruth, revolted |
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Yes jackbo, I saw that little headline while flashing past Fox - "Will Iraq Defeatism Hurt Stocks" or somesuch claptrap. I didn't hang around long enough to find out.
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Haggard was head of the...American Association of Methangelicals, right?
The Amphetamentalists.
Eli |
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The script is this:
'When Saddam was our friend [picture of Rumsfeld handshake] he wanted to build a nuclear bomb. We shut down that program after Desert Storm. But George Bush and the Republicans put his plans on the internet, not knowing they were there, so that any terrorist could find them.
Feel safer?'
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Unfortunately, r€nato has it right.
As long as the morons of the fundigelical movement percieve the deserting coward to be a "bible believing, God fearing fellow fundigelical, they will in their utterly perverse doublethink way ignore his crimes and support him.
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Families Is Where Our Nation Finds Hope, Where Wings Take Dream.
That will no doubt be stenciled onto the side of the GWB Preznitial Libarry.
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Re: The Pastor who just said No, did you watch his WIFE in the video clip?
The pain in her eyes right at the end.
Wow.
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Pastor Ted publicly affirms that he got a massage, but denies engaging in homosexual acts.
His ejaculations were all accidental.
You know what's the most creepy thing about Pastor Ted? his creepy, baptist preacher "I'm so nice!" voice.
I can imagine him using that voice as he eviscerates puppies.
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