I'MMA LET YOU FINISH

aha


The missing WMD!




GravatarI can't really compete with The Right Brothers and their Unhinged Melody, but I can at least work the same theme a little bit...


GravatarThis is the early Barbara Bush, correct?


Gravataroh pooooooo


GravatarWell, I'm glad SOMEONE came to their senses.

Bradrocket's trial for Crimes against Humanity, Common Sense, and Just Plain Decency will commence shortly.


GravatarI just threw up a little bit in my mouth.


GravatarKirk would be able to destroy it.


GravatarFinally a video worse than REO Speedwagon!
.


GravatarI just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

Put it in a jar and save it for Santorum.


GravatarFinally a video worse than REO Speedwagon!

Yeah, well, I heard that from a friend who, heard it from a friend who--


GravatarI don't understand why Atrios isn't using his Bloggy Pulpit to push GOTV efforts. What a douche.


GravatarThis is the early Barbara Bush, correct?

If only she had listened before giving birth to The Stupid One and the rest of the Siblings from Hottest Hell.


Gravatar¡Sagrado Sagrante Saguaros de Salvador Dali!

The bad music, she burrrns my sensitive keety ears.

On the other hand, after next Tuesday, the wailing and gnashings of teeth from frotacionados gigantes like the laughingly titled "Right Brothers", they can only become a balm to tortured my aesthetic gland, no?

so.


GravatarBradrocket's trial for Crimes against Humanity, Common Sense, and Just Plain Decency will commence shortly.
Apprentice to Darth Holden - 6:51 pm


right after we've dispatched Saddam, tomorrow? use the same court and judges?

works for me...
.


GravatarThat piece of crap David Frum has posted an article over at Huffingtonpost. You've gotta read some of the comments! Thankfully 95% are intelligent (however, my favorite is "Die, GOP scum!") and scathing. What was he thinking? Besides crying about Vanity Fair, did he think we'd embrace the person who wrote the worst State of The Union address in history or ruining our country advocating invading Poland err Iraq? God I despise that doughy-faced coward.


GravatarPeople must hitting that CNN/Rummy poll pretty hard. I can't even get to open.


GravatarFinally a video worse than REO Speedwagon!

You gotta roll with the changes.

Baby.


GravatarI should have known crap like that exists on YouTube.


GravatarI don't understand why Atrios isn't using his Bloggy Pulpit to push GOTV efforts. What a douche.

Vote, or else.


GravatarSome antidote.


Gravatarwell, that WAS hard to top.


GravatarThe abortion card. They ALWAYS play the abortion card.

Never mind that they advocate policies that kill or impoverish the already-living. We don't count.

Brad, go fuck Shiavo's corpse, it's the only kind of person you care about.


GravatarI guess I can save my Western-themed video for Monday, then. It's part of a theme.


GravatarNTodd you evil fuck-


Kirk can destroy; but my God man- I'm a doctor, not a hippopotamus!


/McCoy/


GravatarPeople must hitting that CNN/Rummy poll pretty hard. I can't even get to open.

Here's what it says:

Do you agree with an Army Times editorial that "Rumsfeld must go"?

Yes 85% 952 votes
No 15% 170votes

Total: 1122 votes


As they say, the trend lines don't look good.


GravatarVote, or else.

Awesome! That's actually on my iPod...


GravatarShould I be reporting to a disintegration chamber?


GravatarI just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
prankster


Hey, I claimed that line earlier today. You have to wait till tomorrow.



GravatarAnother Youtube war over before I can get to my broadband.


GravatarPeople must hitting that CNN/Rummy poll pretty hard. I can't even get to open.
Lumpenprolitariot


85% Rummy must GO!
If 52% is a mandate, what's 85% called?
.


GravatarUmmm, Señor Peetchfork,

Joo may weesh to save some tar and feathers for the pipples who made the video, Brad was only posting eet to be snarky.

Bradrocket /= Assrocket, see?

so.


GravatarIt’s the sequel to the Sparks’ “Tryouts for the Human Race,” which (seriously!) is a song about sperm (sung from the point-of-view of the sperm).


GravatarThat piece of crap David Frum has posted an article over at Huffingtonpost.

How bout this one?

It's the worst political environment for Republican candidates since Watergate," said Glen Bolger, a Republican pollster working in many of the top races this year.

The article was written by Nagourney and Robin Toner.

Caution is advised.


GravatarDo you agree with an Army Times editorial that "Rumsfeld must go"?

Yes 85% 952 votes
No 15% 170votes

Total: 1122 votes

I wonder which way the Pentagon IP addresses are voting?
.


Gravatar"It’s a pro-life power ballad called “Mama, I Wanna Live,” and it’s sung from the perspective of a fetus "

game.set.match.

and to think there was a great song called 'dead babies'..


GravatarJoo may weesh to save some tar and feathers for the pipples who made the video, Brad was only posting eet to be snarky.

Señor Don Gato is most correct.


GravatarPony Blow

As for the First Lady's birthday -- President Bush gave Mrs. Bush a triple strand, amber-colored, citrine necklace -- don't ask me, I don't know.

They're going to be celebrating her birthday with Lois and Roland Betts, Regan and Billy Gammon, Debbie and Jim Francis and Nancy and Mike Weiss.

For dinner, enchiladas, two kinds of tamales -- tamale one, bean and cheese; tamale two, chicken jalapeno and tomato. In addition, chili rellenos, guacamole, rice and beans and birthday cake for dessert.


Gravatar"The ahneemuls vill haf tu bee SLAUGHTERED."

/Dr. Strangelove


GravatarDamn you, Atrios.

I clicked on the link and started watching that video.

Well, then again, you saved me about three grand that I was going to spend on LASIK. Won't need that after gouging out my eyes.


GravatarJoo may weesh to save some tar and feathers for the pipples who made the video, Brad was only posting eet to be snarky.

And it was a short war. Gotta be thankful for that.


GravatarSpeaking of Sparks...


GravatarThat Sparks song has a much better chance of being the number one song in hell.


GravatarFor dinner, enchiladas, two kinds of tamales -- tamale one, bean and cheese; tamale two, chicken jalapeno and tomato. In addition, chili rellenos, guacamole, rice and beans and birthday cake for dessert.

What, no pickles?


GravatarI'm a little fetus... yeah..

I'm a little fetus... yeah... yeah..

I'm a couple of cells that can't survive outside the womb....

I really can't sing.....

I really just a few cells.....

That's all.....

I really can't play a guitar in here...

I haven't the fingers to play anyway in here...

As far as that drumset goes and that organ too.....

I'm only a couple of cells

Not a band....

Not a singer.....

If I were...

I wouldn't sing this crap....


GravatarBlame pie for making me go to Huffpost, but this is almost scary:

ABC News and New York affiliate WABC equipped students with hidden video cameras before they visited 10 Army recruitment offices in New York, New Jersey and Connecticut.

"Nobody is going over to Iraq anymore?" one student asks a recruiter.

"No, we're bringing people back," he replies.

"We're not at war. War ended a long time ago," another recruiter says.


Are the kids supposed to be that stupid? Or are the recruiters that desperate, and stupid?


GravatarI mean, assuming anyone would be interested in seeing a guy with a Hitler/Chaplin 'stache doing a drag burlesque routine...


GravatarIf 52% is a mandate, what's 85% called?
.
Agent Orange


Rumming down the leg.


GravatarFor dinner, enchiladas, two kinds of tamales -- tamale one, bean and cheese; tamale two, chicken jalapeno and tomato. In addition, chili rellenos, guacamole, rice and beans and birthday cake for dessert.

President Farts-a-lot will be in riproaring form tonight.


Laura better sleep in the Lincoln bedroom.


GravatarFor dinner, enchiladas, two kinds of tamales -- tamale one, bean and cheese; tamale two, chicken jalapeno and tomato. In addition, chili rellenos, guacamole, rice and beans and birthday cake for dessert.

Anyone within a mile of the "ranch" tonight better be wearing an NBC Suit.


GravatarI don't understand why Atrios isn't using his Bloggy Pulpit to push GOTV efforts. What a douche.
NTodd, Evil Fuck


This blog sucks much less after a chocolate shake.


Gravatarspeaking of tamales...there has been a significant deficit in the level of catblogging here. I haven't seen our host's kitties in some time.
Enquiring minds want to know.....


GravatarAs for the First Lady's birthday -- President Bush gave Mrs. Bush a pearl necklace -- don't ask me, I don't know.

Fixed Pony's typo.


Gravatar"Vee haff a cave gap"- DR. Strangelove

One of the funniest lines ever written, on any level...


GravatarFor dinner, enchiladas, two kinds of tamales -- tamale one, bean and cheese; tamale two, chicken jalapeno and tomato. In addition, chili rellenos, guacamole, rice and beans and birthday cake for dessert.

George can't wait to give Laura one more gift tonight -- I hope she likes the Dutch oven.


GravatarAre the kids supposed to be that stupid? Or are the recruiters that desperate, and stupid?

A bonus is a bonus.


GravatarOuch. That was cold, cruel, brutal.


GravatarAs for the First Lady's birthday -- President Bush gave Mrs. Bush a pearl necklace -- don't ask me, I don't know.

Fixed Pony's typo.


I thought it was:

As for the First Lady's birthday -- President Bush gave Mrs. Bush a triple vodka and Everclear -- don't ask me, I don't know.


GravatarEvening, Moonbats. Had a lovely visit with Miss Vicki, Barndog, and Filkertom - Great people.


GravatarAs for the First Lady's birthday -- President Bush gave Mrs. Bush a pearl necklace

EEEEEEWWW!


GravatarThat was truly shock and awe. You are correct Atrios, surrender was the only option left.


GravatarAnother golden moldy oldy


GravatarI thought the pearl necklace was Babs' trademark.

*shudder*


GravatarI missed most of the YouTube wars, but surely this was included, wasn't it?

Worst. Video. Ever.


GravatarBrad was only posting eet to be snarky.

Yes, but he'll be taken seriously by a lot of people.


GravatarAnother golden moldy oldy

Neil Bush's favorate video.


GravatarOh, you did NOT just cast aspersions on "One Night in Bangkok".


GravatarPony Blow

One, what's the President's position on the two measures that are on the ballot on gay marriage, the constitutional amendment and the one for rights for gay couples?
..
[blow] As regards the Colorado state whatever -- the President does not respond to issues and referenda regarding states other than Texas, so no official positions.


GravatarA very gracious concession speech, Atrios.

Oh, and I've got Bonus Critter Blogging up, a little kitty for Ms. WT.


Gravatar"Mr. President! We cannot allow..a mine shaft...gap!"


GravatarI missed most of the YouTube wars, but surely this was included, wasn't it?

I used that one back in the First Great YouTube War.


GravatarHell, I even like "Separate Ways". I'm not ashamed to admit it.


GravatarNot "One Night in Bangkok"!!!

True confession: to this day, I still occasionally listen to the Chess cast recording.

And I saw it twice in London and once on the U.S. tour.

I'm so ashamed.


GravatarPony Blow

As for tomorrow morning, it is their wedding anniversary -- number 29, I believe -- so the President and First Lady will be spending that together tomorrow morning; no official activities. Down time until we depart early tomorrow afternoon.


Gravatarhttp://www.dailykos.com/storyonl...11/4/183619/ 674
On November 2, 2006, the day before Dick Cheney visited Colorado to shore up support for GOP candidate Doug Lamborn (CO-05), seven US servicemembers were killed by hostile fire in Iraq.

Things like that don't matter to Dick Cheney, though. While he was in Colorado hanging out with Lamborn, he gave an interview to ABC. This is one soulless, arrogant man:

The Bush administration is determined to continue "full speed ahead" with its policy in Iraq, regardless of Tuesday's midterm elections, Vice President Cheney said Friday.

Cheney said in an interview with ABC News that the administration is convinced that it is pursuing the right path in Iraq.

"It may not be popular with the public. It doesn't matter, in the sense that we have to continue what we think is right," Cheney said. "That's exactly what we're doing. We're not running for office. We're doing what we think is right."

----

I'm sure that interview will give the GOP a real boost in the polls.


GravatarRmj, there was a guy near Portland handing out candy on Halloween with Army recruiting info taped to the candy wrappers. They're that desperate.


GravatarHell, I even like "Separate Ways". I'm not ashamed to admit it.

So do I. But I like a lot of shitty music and movies and books and pictures and stuff.


GravatarI like Separate Ways, too, but the video?!? Wow.

(thanks, eli - nice going)


Gravatar[blow] As regards the Colorado state whatever -- the President does not respond to issues and referenda regarding states other than Texas, so no official positions.
P O'Neill


What about New Jersey? You forgot New Jersey!
.


Gravatar"It may not be popular with the public. It doesn't matter, in the sense that we have to continue what we think is right," Cheney said. "That's exactly what we're doing. We're not running for office. We're doing what we think is right."

----

I'm sure that interview will give the GOP a real boost in the polls.


I'm sure they understand that the administration knows best.


Gravatar"It may not be popular with the public. It doesn't matter, in the sense that we have to continue what we think is right," Cheney said. "That's exactly what we're doing. We're not running for office. We're doing what we think is right."

The next doctor that saves this fucker's life....


GravatarI missed most of the YouTube wars, but surely this was included, wasn't it?

Worst. Video. Ever.
Sinfonian


But he has such soulful eyes!...and tight pants!...and huge bulge!...


GravatarRmj, there was a guy near Portland handing out candy on Halloween with Army recruiting info taped to the candy wrappers.

Bazooka Joe?


GravatarAs for tomorrow morning, it is their wedding anniversary -- number 29, I believe -- so the President and First Lady will be spending that together tomorrow morning; no official activities.

Okay, so it's an unofficial pearl necklace. Still.


GravatarCheney Tells Public to Go Cheney Itself on Iraq
Vice President Dick Cheney told ABC News tonight that “[The Iraq War] may not be popular with the public - it doesn’t matter.” He said the administration is going “full speed ahead” with its “stay the course” policy no matter how much the American public opposes it.

Translation: Cheney is telling America to go Cheney itself.

COMMENTS: Go to Sirota's Working Assets site to comment on this entry

http://davidsirota.com/index.php...itself-on-iraq/


Gravatar"...it is their wedding anniversary -- number 29, I believe -- so the President and First Lady will be spending that together tomorrow morning; no official activities.

But will there be UNofficial activities in the morning? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

Hurl.


GravatarBrad, I know a VP at MSNBC, he's agreed to link to your blog.

Oh, just kidding!!!


GravatarI'm personally against abortion, but I'll make an exception for Brad.


GravatarAs for tomorrow morning, it is their wedding anniversary -- number 29, I believe -- so the President and First Lady will be spending that together tomorrow morning; no official activities. Down time until we depart early tomorrow afternoon.
P O'Neill |


Gotta get the Saddam verdict hype up to speed first!
.


GravatarI used that one back in the First Great YouTube War.

Which at the time we called The YouTube War To End All You Tube Wars. We were so naive back then...


GravatarBut I like a lot of shitty music and movies and books and pictures and stuff.

'Zactly.

I'm not going to say it's GOOD, but it's still damn enjoyable.


GravatarBut he has such soulful eyes!...and tight pants!...and huge bulge!...

All the... instruments are air.


Just sayin'.


GravatarBe of good cheer ya'll-
I've said it earlier and I will say it again-

George W.- destroying the conservative movement since 2001!


GravatarI guess this is another Young Republican Frat Party. (Big Hat night)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S...h? v=SpkXuQJgMbY


GravatarKirk would be able to destroy it.
NTodd, Evil Fuck |


But at the cost of how many Red Shirts?


Gravatarcrikey, Andrew Sullivan is on cspan2 talking about god. Someone give Richard Dawkins a stun gun.


GravatarSo now that this "war" is over, are we officially calling it "Operation Enduring YouTube?"


GravatarOkay, so... the 7PM Sci-Fi movie has a girl wearing a t-shirt that says "KARL" - and she's kinda hot.

Hm.


GravatarWow, LSU is up against it in Knoxville.


GravatarNovember 4, 2006 -- WASHINGTON - Exit-poll data will be under lock and key Election Day to help networks avoid the Bush-Gore debacle of 2000 - and prevent bloggers from trumpeting results before the polls close.

The crucial info - which could provide an early hint if a Democratic wave is in fact under way - will be squirreled away in a windowless New York office room dubbed the "Quarantine Room," the Washington Post first reported.

A media consortium established to track polling results has set up ironclad rules to prevent leaks to news-hungry Web sites like the Drudge Report.

Only two staffers from each of the TV networks and The Associated Press will be authorized to tear through the exit-poll data at the vote vault.

Those staffers will have to surrender their cellphones, laptop computers and BlackBerrys - it's the price of admission.

And they won't be able communicate with their offices until 5 p.m.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/ 1104..._ian_bishop.htm


GravatarSo now that this "war" is over, are we officially calling it "Operation Enduring YouTube?"

Yeah, now we're just occupying the bad videos.


GravatarWhich at the time we called The YouTube War To End All You Tube Wars. We were so naive back then...
NTodd, Evil Fuck


Did they really believe that this war would end war?

For the sorrow, the suffering, the glory, the pain,

The killing and dying were all done in vain,

For, young Willie McBride, it all happened again,

And again and again and again and again.


GravatarOkay, so... the 7PM Sci-Fi movie has a girl wearing a t-shirt that says "KARL" - and she's kinda hot.

Hm.
Eli


That's how they got Andrew Sullivan...or not.


GravatarGeorge W.- destroying the conservative movement since 2001!
sandiaman


Y'know, it's so true. I've been saying this too. His legacy is the destruction of the hoped for Republican hegemony for the next 30 years! They were too stupid to understand his monumental inadequacies. He fucked them, and now they're fucked.

Couldn't happen to a nicer group of stupid people.


GravatarWow, LSU is up against it in Knoxville.

Spoke too soon.


GravatarBut at the cost of how many Red Shirts?

Pffft. They are fungible and worth the sacrifice.


GravatarThat's how they got Andrew Sullivan...or not.

Andrew Sullivan was in Journey?


Gravatarcrikey, Andrew Sullivan is on cspan2 talking about god. Someone give Richard Dawkins a stun gun.

Fuck it. Set phasers to kill.


GravatarAndrew Sullivan was in The Right Brothers?


GravatarAll the... instruments are air.


Just sayin'.
Eli |


You have no soul...

I actually had a girlfriend in college who loved that band. She thought what's his name was teh hot.


GravatarAs the YouTube wars continue, I'm kinda glad I still have dialup. My beautiful mind is spared all the horrible images posted at my favorite blogs.


GravatarAndrew Sullivan was in Journey?
Eli


I thought he was in the Village People.


GravatarO my god.

Take a couple of hours off for dinner and come back to get saved.

Lord help us all. Thank you jesus.


GravatarCheney also said that "Reagan proved that deficits don't matter."

Um, Mr.Dick, what about:

1) The 1989 recession.
2) The collapse of the S&L's
3) The collapse of real estate
4) The RTC

Your answer, Mr. Dick?
>
>
>
>
>
Crickets....


GravatarOh, you did NOT just cast aspersions on "One Night in Bangkok".
SteveNS | 11.04.06 - 7:08 pm | #


True confession: One of my faves from back in the day. Sadly, Rushbo thought it was a tourism video.


Gravatar
I'm sure they understand that the administration knows best.


As the scandals and revelations have piled up over the last few weeks to generate a perfect shitstorm, I've begun to wonder if the GOP has been the "victim" of a "dirty tricks" campaign orchestrated, not by Democrats, but dissidents from within their own party. You'd almost think that Karl Rove has secretly turned Democrat.


GravatarI thought he was in the Village People.

Sometimes.

And vice versa.


GravatarI actually had a girlfriend in college who loved that band. She thought what's his name was teh hot.

See, ya gotta be of a certain age to appreciate Journey in that way.

I had a huge crush on a girl in high school who loved Journey. To this day, every time I hear Journey, I think of her. (No fairy tale here - we still correspond some and live in adjacent counties ... and I still think she's hot. )


GravatarAndrew Sullivan was in Journey?
Eli


Sorry. I meant the conservatives. Tempt young, horney guys with girls in tight, tiny right-wing tee shirts. I've seen the manifesto. Do you think Tucker Carlson actually believes all the right wing spew? No. If he strays from the script, the supply of tee-shirted tarts dries right up. It's in the manual, people!


GravatarI actually had a girlfriend in college who loved that band. She thought what's his name was teh hot.

Steve PERRY???


GravatarOuch


GravatarSo now that this "war" is over, are we officially calling it "Operation Enduring YouTube?"
Sinfonian | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 7:14 pm | #


"Mission Accomplished"


GravatarThe Repuiblican party should take the blame for Bush.

He should never have been a million miles from their pick for President. If he is the best they have, then fuck em all.


GravatarJust got here.

Did anyone else notice that Mike Stark was taken into "custody" at another George FeelItz Allen rally?


GravatarYour answer, Mr. Dick?

That was pre-9/11. Get over it. Move on. Put on your orange jumpsuit. Go fuck yourself!


GravatarSteve PERRY???

Hey, he could belt out a tune.


GravatarSorry. I meant the conservatives. Tempt young, horney guys with girls in tight, tiny right-wing tee shirts. I've seen the manifesto. Do you think Tucker Carlson actually believes all the right wing spew? No. If he strays from the script, the supply of tee-shirted tarts dries right up. It's in the manual, people!

Well, I guess this would explain why I never got the girls in the tight, tiny right-wing tee shirts...


GravatarBangkok, Oriental setting
But the city don't know what the city is getting
The créme de la créme of the chess world
In a show with everything but Yul Brynner

Lather, rinse, repeat.


GravatarThose staffers will have to surrender their cellphones, laptop computers and BlackBerrys - it's the price of admission.

And they won't be able communicate with their offices until 5 p.m.


The polls close at 7 PM or later in some areas. Big deal.


GravatarSteve PERRY???
Eli


Bulge-boy? Uh-huh. She also like Heart, so there's that.

I think she ended up homeless or something.


GravatarThe Repuiblican party should take the blame for Bush.

He should never have been a million miles from their pick for President. If he is the best they have, then fuck em all.


It's all about pointing fingers.

And this.



GravatarI know it's not YouTube, but I've got some authentic Baby Zap.


GravatarI think she ended up homeless or something.

Her dreamboy will probably join her there soon enough...


GravatarA Fox News reporter waterboarding video is on the website of State Run TV.


GravatarA media consortium established to rig polling results has set up ironclad rules to prevent leaks to news-hungry Web sites like the Drudge Report.

Spelling corrected while-U-wait...


Gravatarpie, that was just wrong.


GravatarIt's all about pointing fingers.

And this.


pie


I watched that in fear that one of those earrings would break off and slash her jugular...


GravatarHe should never have been a million miles from their pick for President. If he is the best they have, then fuck em all.

Every one of the rethugs on board at present is a power/money whore, there's not a public servent among them.

The last Republican was Pierre S. Dupont. After that, the old guard from Eisenhower's days was gone. Rummy, Cheney, et al are the new breed. They'd have garrisoned Eisenhower if they had the chance. Their ilk killed JFK & family, MLK, & X.


GravatarA Fox News reporter waterboarding video is on the website of State Run TV.
Gomez | 11.04.06 - 7:24 pm | #


see? it's not so bad. he got through 3 of the five stages, and they stopped when he asked them to.


Gravataratrios,
i have video rebuttal

PLEASE email me

ragetimedesignsathotmaildotcom


Gravatarspeaking of X, malcom x is on the cw now.

the movie, not malcom himself.


GravatarDrive-by HICA!
Homepage | 11.04.06 - 7:26 pm | #


Gravatar"It's all about pointing fingers.

And this."

--pie

Oh pie, that was great!


GravatarI see your Tammy Wynette and raise you whatever the hell this is.


GravatarThe Mussolini treatment is just what the doctor ordered for Dick Cheney.


Gravatarsee? it's not so bad. he got through 3 of the five stages, and they stopped when he asked them to.
dirk gently, half the man


I would not have stopped.

I would have stayed the course.


GravatarEli--Monsieur is at the video store. In the interim, is there anything worth watching on Scifi?

If not, I'll head for YouTube.


GravatarWhat has Tammy Wynette got to do with the fact that Bush is an idiot who has fucked up everything he has ever laid a finger on?


GravatarOH. MY. GOD.


GravatarHenry Flower, send Atrios an email at the address on the left. Name it Uncle Rebuttal, or some such.


Gravatarsee? it's not so bad. he got through 3 of the five stages, and they stopped when he asked them to.

Faux News is just another cut-and-run network.


GravatarI know it's not YouTube, but I've got some authentic Baby Zap.
Zap Rowsdower, So-So


pretty cute zaplette - you've earned another peek at my new granddaughter, daisy


GravatarI see your Tammy Wynette and raise you whatever the hell this is.

Which indirectly led me to this...


GravatarThe Mussolini treatment is just what the doctor ordered for Dick Cheney.
Apprentice to Darth Holden | 11.04.06 - 7:27 pm | #

Ceauceascuize him.


GravatarDumb Pet Tricks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q...h? v=QmroaYVD_so


GravatarHey Jeffraham!


GravatarThe Wynette reference was intended to show that the GOP will Stand By Their Man.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled snark.


GravatarOH. MY. GOD.
Central Scrutinizer


Why you hafta pull this shit?


GravatarMussolini

Piano wire and lamposts are how he ended up.


GravatarUber cute, dirk!!


GravatarCalif. schools to fingerprint students
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/ 20061...inting_students


GravatarThe Wynette reference was intended to show that the GOP will Stand By Their Man.

Both male and female Republicans.


GravatarEli, that was brilliant.

Why am I hungry for curry now?


GravatarCeauceascuize him.
Hellkitty | 11.04.06 - 7:30 pm | #
Beat me to it


GravatarSinfonian, "whatever the hell this is" doesn't hold a candle to Tammy Wynette. Sorry, you lose.


GravatarThe Wynette reference was intended to show that the GOP will Stand By Their Man.

Well, if they are going to stand by Bush, then they should be out of power for 20 years.


GravatarThe Wynette reference was intended to show that the GOP will Stand By Their Man.

No, goofball. That was D-I-O-R-V-C-E.

Which they will do, 'cause the guy's more radioactive than a North Korean nuke.


GravatarEli--Monsieur is at the video store. In the interim, is there anything worth watching on Scifi?

Currently Intermedio, with Edward Furlong and Willow's girlfriend (I think it was last week's movie), followed by Legion Of The Dead, which may involve mummies.

If it sucks, I'm watching Snakes On A Train, with (I think) Richard Grieco, by the people who brought us Jolly Roger, Alien Abduction, Beast Of Bray Road, and, actually... Intermedio and Legion Of The Dead as well.


GravatarCentral--that should've carried a warning label


GravatarY'know, it's so true. I've been saying this too. His legacy is the destruction of the hoped for Republican hegemony for the next 30 years! They were too stupid to understand his monumental inadequacies. He fucked them, and now they're fucked.
Shaw Kenawe

After much thought, I find that I must disagree with the toothsome Ms. Kenawe.

The Republicans ARE effectively represented by George W. Bush. He really does think the way they think; his priorities are their priorities. His maladministration is the Republican agenda writ large on the world stage. Yes, they really are that stupid, that immoral, that thoughtless, that unable to empathize with other people.

My thesis is that people with attachment disorders and mild anti-social psychopathies (and severe ones) tend to be attracted to the incredibly dysfunctional abusive-daddy thing that the GOP projects.

It's sick, but there you are.


GravatarY'know, it's so true. I've been saying this too. His legacy is the destruction of the hoped for Republican hegemony for the next 30 years! They were too stupid to understand his monumental inadequacies. He fucked them, and now they're fucked.
Shaw Kenawe

After much thought, I find that I must disagree with the toothsome Ms. Kenawe.

The Republicans ARE effectively represented by George W. Bush. He really does think the way they think; his priorities are their priorities. His maladministration is the Republican agenda writ large on the world stage. Yes, they really are that stupid, that immoral, that thoughtless, that unable to empathize with other people.

My thesis is that people with attachment disorders and mild anti-social psychopathies (and severe ones) tend to be attracted to the incredibly dysfunctional abusive-daddy thing that the GOP projects.

It's sick, but there you are.


GravatarD-I-V-O-R-C-E.

Goddamn it.


GravatarIndian Thriller is my new religion.


GravatarEli | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 7:33 pm | #

what no Meerkats?


GravatarD-I-V-O-R-C-E.

Goddamn it.


Yeah, I know how to spell it. Even have a special e-mail folder and filter for it.


GravatarD-I-V-O-R-C-E.

Goddamn it.


Yeah, I know how to spell it. Even have a special e-mail folder and filter for it.


GravatarRichard--figures it's in a Republican district.


GravatarUber cute, dirk!!
Zap Rowsdower, So-So


in 18 or 20 years we should get them together.


GravatarCentral Scrutinizer,

I would check the bed carefully before turning in for the night. . . .


GravatarTucker Carlson's booty call


GravatarI don't see the email on the left

email me at the address above


GravatarSinfonian, "whatever the hell this is" doesn't hold a candle to Tammy Wynette. Sorry, you lose.

Actually, the only way I can lose is if I leave before the job is done.


GravatarCentral--that should've carried a warning label
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere


It's the only thing I could think of that was equally as bad as the Right Brothers video.

I still haven't stopped throwing up.


GravatarHenry Flower, send Atrios an email at the address on the left. Name it Uncle Rebuttal, or some such.


mer, I don't see his address
Please email me at the address above


GravatarHmmm, there appear to be fireworks over the East River. Did Bush get impeached?


Gravatarwhat no Meerkats?

Fine.

Actually, I recommend you get this.


Gravatarya know-
I have some clients here in the hinterlands o' N.M. who noboby in their right minds would describe as "Liberal" or even moderate.
But it's amazing how many of these self described conseratives feel betrayed by their government.
Yeah, I would really like to ask them if they still regard me as a traitor for opposing the invasion of Iraq, but apparently these [elderly folks] feel it's more important that they get to the doctor, or the grocery, or where-ever they have to go.
I can't say that I blame them, 'cuz now that doesn't seem all that important to them.


It did in March o' 03, tho...


GravatarGoofball, eh?



See, I should have watched the whole thing.

No, I shouldn't have.


Gravatar"...Baby Zap."
--Zap Rowsdower, So-So

You scared me there. I thought, what? he's been married less than a month, and already a Baby Zap.


GravatarHenry Flower its atrios@blogads.com.


Gravatarspeaking of X, malcom x is on the cw now.

the movie, not malcom himself.
dirk gently


Malcom's gone, the fundies can care about him now.


GravatarAfter reading about deceptive recruiting I found this at the bottom of the page.

Govt. Tells Singles No Sex Till You're 30


http://abcnews.go.com/Health/sto...=2619061& page=1

More good use of your tax dollars.


GravatarHenry Flower its atrios@blogads.com.

That's only for advertising. Look for "Contact Information" on the left sidebar.


GravatarHenry Flower its atrios@blogads.com.
Hellkitty


Actually, I believe it's right beneath "Contact Information" and right above "About Me:".


Gravatarin case anyone is wondering, faux news is getting all set for a stolen election in penna.

they are reporting that the race is very tight, li'l ricky is only 13 points behind.

too close to call. could go either way.


GravatarAfter reading about deceptive recruiting I found this at the bottom of the page.

Govt. Tells Singles No Sex Till You're 30


Carousel is a lie! A LIE!!!


Gravatarhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1...h? v=1zW0hFkV0OU

(no comment)


GravatarNTodd, Evil Fuck, *mwah*.

So I'm watching some show on HGTV, and they're trying to tell me that Dexter, MI is a suburb of Detroit.

That's pretty funny.


GravatarWhich at the time we called The YouTube War To End All You Tube Wars. We were so naive back then...
NTodd, Evil Fuck


GravatarY'know, it's so true. I've been saying this too. His legacy is the destruction of the hoped for Republican hegemony for the next 30 years! They were too stupid to understand his monumental inadequacies. He fucked them, and now they're fucked.
Shaw Kenawe


He may be blamed for it, but if he were to get up to the podium to accept that award, he could spout a "I'd like to thank..." list that'd do the Academy proud...


GravatarOh come on. A race to the bottom at YouTube is easy. Findin good music is the trick.


GravatarNo comment, though it might be offensive.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z...h? v=z1igj3yFpeE


GravatarHenry Flower, it's right below the Media Matters box, under contact information (in the white box).


GravatarWhich at the time we called The YouTube War To End All You Tube Wars. We were so naive back then...
NTodd, Evil Fuck


Go ahead and hate your neighbor, go ahead and cheat a friend.
Do it in the name of heaven, justify it in the end.
There won't be any trumpets blowin' come the judgment day
on the bloody morning after one tin soldier rides away.


GravatarGovt. Tells Singles No Sex Till You're 30

I see bunny rabbits.


GravatarI see bunny rabbits.

I see bed people.


Gravatar"Carousel is a lie! A LIE!!!
Eli "

Not that again. Yes, Last year's was a sham, but not this years renewal okay.


GravatarEli, Thanks for the Kats. I love the little guys. They have such insouisance...they just seem to deflate wherever they are when they get tired as if they are completely boneless.


GravatarGovt. Tells Singles No Sex Till You're 30


GravatarGuess what? CHICKEN BUTT!

No, really. Guess what. I'm podcasting. First time in over a month. Bow to me and bring me offerings of burnt meat and eclairs.


GravatarGovt. Tells Singles No Sex Till You're 30

If you want to piss off a bunch of infantrymen, this is one of the better ways to do it.


GravatarEli, Thanks for the Kats. I love the little guys. They have such insouisance...they just seem to deflate wherever they are when they get tired as if they are completely boneless.

You should see them when they're drunk.


GravatarI have found Bollywood musical numbers:

Say your prayers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l...h?v=lGbzQ9xl- eU


Gravatar
Mussolini

Piano wire and lamposts are how he ended up.


Seeing pictures like this...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ima...eto% 2C_1945.jpg

is the reason why Hitler shot himself and had his body burned. He didn't want to end up the same way.


GravatarActually, I believe it's right beneath "Contact Information" and right above "About Me:".
Sinfonian | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 7:39 pm | #

boy, I really do need glasses. I couldn't read that at all.


Gravatar(no comment)
DWD


I'll see your Ricky Nelson and raise you a Buddy Holly.


Gravatar(no comment)
DWD


I'll see your Ricky Nelson and raise you a Buddy Holly.


GravatarBow to me and bring me offerings of burnt meat and eclairs.
NTodd, Evil Fuck | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 7:42 pm | #


can i curtsey and bring burnt eclairs and offer my meat?


GravatarHe may be blamed for it, but if he were to get up to the podium to accept that award, he could spout a "I'd like to thank..." list that'd do the Academy proud...

I can't see Bush getting any accolades at all.

If he does have an academy appearance, they can show the Katrina videotapes and the coffins at Dover.

Yeah, that's the ticket.

They won't even have to bring up 9/11.


GravatarGovt. Tells Singles No Sex Till You're 30

Singles tell Govt: Oh, right.


Gravatarsnootch,

for you then, if you really want better

All the cliches in one place!


GravatarGo ahead and hate your neighbor, go ahead and cheat a friend.
Do it in the name of heaven, justify it in the end.
There won't be any trumpets blowin' come the judgment day
on the bloody morning after one tin soldier rides away.


Oh, no. You did not dis that. I know you didn't


GravatarWhich indirectly led me to this...


Eli, you are just evil.


GravatarNot that again. Yes, Last year's was a sham, but not this years renewal okay.

I got so drunk at last year's. But now this crystal...in my hand...it's...GAH!


GravatarCentral Scrutinizer -- Do you remember when the Smothers Brothers did the Honey House tour skit to that song?

LMAO just thinking about it.
.


GravatarI see bed people.



Gravatarsnootch,

for you then, if you really want better

All the cliches in one place!
DWD

Duh . . . . here's the link. John Prine - Big Old Goofy World


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O...h? v=OQ7BNNkUi_8


GravatarEli, you are just evil.

I just go where the wind takes me.


Gravatar
No comment, though it might be offensive.


Love the "Fear God" T-shirt. Jesus loves thugs, evidently.


Gravatarcan i curtsey and bring burnt eclairs and offer my meat?

Only if you massage my meth and mix my drinks and message.


GravatarNTodd-
Burnt meat? Sure; you are welcome to my dinner-


but...


You will get the Eclairs when you pry them from my cold dead hands...


GravatarThis Sci-Fi movie is completely incoherent.


That never happens.


GravatarUh. Mah. Gawd. That is cruel and unusual viewing...


GravatarOnly if you massage my meth and mix my drinks and message.
NTodd, Evil Fuck


but what about the children?

what will we tell the children?


GravatarGovt. Tells Singles No Sex Till You're 30

Have the Bush twins signed on for this program? Are they making commercials promoting the ecstacy of celibacy?
/snark


Gravatarwhat no Meerkats?

Fine.

Actually, I recommend you get this.
Eli


If I were an animal, I'd be a meerkat. Wallowing around in the dust, all furry and cute...avoiding predatory birds. Pretty much describes my life now.


GravatarIf I were an animal, I'd be a meerkat. Wallowing around in the dust, all furry and cute...avoiding predatory birds.

i'd be a predatory bird.


GravatarPretty much describes my life now.

You're furry?


GravatarOH. MY. GOD.
Central Scrutinizer | 11.04.06 - 7:29 pm | #


Didn't you hear? There's a cease fire in effect! And you go and pop a cobalt-salted device!


Gravatari'd be a predatory bird.

Women avoid me enough as it is.


GravatarWhy are there fireworks tonight? Is there a celebration about which I was not informed?


GravatarWhy are there fireworks tonight? Is there a celebration about which I was not informed?

Could be a Guy Fawkes thing.


GravatarI guess the Cocksukers For Christ and the Jizzdrinkers For Jesus weren't able to get their boy Ted Haggard out of the line of fire?

The Secret Gay Agenda faction of the GOP is gonna be really pissed off.


GravatarIf I were an animal, I'd be a meerkat. Wallowing around in the dust, all furry and cute...avoiding predatory birds. Pretty much describes my life now.
Marcia Brady doesn't live here | 11.04.06 - 7:47 pm | #

they do seem to have it pretty good except for the drought times and other animals larger than 12".


GravatarCentral Scrutinizer -- Do you remember when the Smothers Brothers did the Honey House tour skit to that song?

LMAO just thinking about it.
.
cs, art is bread


Oh yes!

I'd forgotten all about that.


Gravatarwhat will we tell the children?

FETCH ME MY FUCKING ECLAIRS, OR I'LL SELL YOU FOR SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENTS, BITCHES!


Gravatarwhat will we tell the children?

FETCH ME MY FUCKING ECLAIRS, OR I'LL SELL YOU FOR SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENTS, BITCHES!


GravatarThe Secret Gay Agenda faction of the GOP is gonna be really pissed off.
mr al-jaafaris. ibrahim | 11.04.06 - 7:49 pm | #


no, they are using it like a tarrist threat - evil gays, no one is safe!

seriously. that's pretty much the line.


GravatarYou guys are making me cry. I a good way.


GravatarGuy Fawkes is tomorrow night. I think we ought to have a party. I'll bring the hard cider.


Gravatar*Gomez eating someone else's eclairs*


GravatarIn a good way.


Gravatarno, they are using it like a tarrist threat - evil gays, no one is safe!

seriously. that's pretty much the line.


You get blown one way or the other.


GravatarGovt. Tells Singles No Sex Till You're 30

Holy Shit! That's a sure fire way to increase the population of sexually repressed Republicans.


GravatarIn a good way.
mer | 11.04.06 - 7:51 pm | #


i preferred the original.


GravatarOops. I thought this was all one thread. That video truly is a weapon of mass destruction.


Gravatarman, this laptop is tweaking me out.


GravatarFETCH ME MY FUCKING ECLAIRS, OR I'LL SELL YOU FOR SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENTS, BITCHES!
NTodd, Evil Fuck


Does it matter to you how big they are?


GravatarHave they heard Gary R. Paxton’s equally insane “The Big A=The Big M”? Or Lil’ Markie’s “Diary Of An Unborn Child”?

The former is here (on my friends’ blog, The Record Robot):

http://recordrobot.blogspot.com/...part- sixty.html

If you haven’t heard the latter, go directly here. Your minds will be duly blown:

http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/ 20...ecret_of_l.html


Gravatari'd be a predatory bird.
dirk gently, sociopathetic


But then I couldn't wallow with you in the dust.

You're furry?
Eli


Depends on the angle.


GravatarYou get blown one way or the other.
Eli | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 7:51 pm | #

I could stand a little of that myself.


Gravatarfrom a harper's piece may 05. this explains all those chickens marching single file down penn. avenue toward the white house:

"Pastor Ted, who talks to President George W. Bush or his advisers every Monday, is a handsome forty-eight-year-old Indianan, most comfortable in denim. He likes to say that his only disagreement with the President is automotive; Bush drives a Ford pickup, whereas Pastor Ted loves his Chevy. In addition to New Life, Pastor Ted presides over the National Association of Evangelicals (NAE), whose 45,000 churches and 30 million believers make up the nation's most powerful religious lobbying group, and also over a smaller network of his own creation, the Association of Life-Giving Churches, 300 or so congregations modeled on New Life's “free market” approach to the divine."

"http://harpers.org/SoldiersOfChrist- 20061103288348488.html#3-anchor


Gravatarbringing up old news, did ya see the story today about the naked guy arrested on concealed weapons charges?

my favorite quote from the story:

"you can't get any more concealed than that"


GravatarDid anyone watch Intermedio last week? Did anyone understand WTF was going on?


GravatarWatch out NTodd-

Ya don't know what that Eclair is loaded with
/Jizz drinker fer haysooos/


Gravatartar and feathers for the Secretly Gay GOP? sounds good to me, thouigh can we also add piano wire for Rove's feathering?


Gravatarthey do seem to have it pretty good except for the drought times and other animals larger than 12".
Hellkitty


But the cutness factor pretty much overrides the horrible death factor.


GravatarGuy Fawkes already?

Jeez, how time flies.


GravatarDepends on the angle.
Marcia Brady doesn't live here | 11.04.06 - 7:53 pm | #


triangle?
try angle?



oops, probably went too far.


GravatarI can't see Bush getting any accolades at all.
pie

You are apparently not familiar with our local brand of redneck Republican. Not only will Bush receive accolades for the rest of our natural lives, but it will soon be "proven" on O'Lielly and Fucker Tarlson that Bush was STABBED IN THE BACK by ill-defined liberal elements in the government.

"If only we had been more ruthless, it would have turned out OK," will be the message.


GravatarDepends on the angle.

Acute angle?


GravatarProof reading is obviously a dead skill.

Gibsonville, 15 miles east of Greensboro, has about 4,600 residents. Its school district is the third largest in the state, with 116 schools, including about two dozen other high schools.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061...s/ school_fire_1

at the bottom of the story


GravatarDepends on the angle.

Acute angle?


Don't be so obtuse.


Gravatar"Pastor Ted, who talks to President George W. Bush or his advisers every Monday, is a handsome forty-eight-year-old Indianan,

stop right there. He looks like one of those toys that you stick to plate glass windows by the lips. He is one UUUUGGGLLLY mutherfucker.


GravatarAcute angle?
Eli | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 7:54 pm | #


don't be obtuse.


GravatarHow is everybody tonight?

gwb:drf


Gravatardamn you ntodd, evil fuck!


Gravatar"i preferred the original."
--dirk gently,

Took me a minute, but



GravatarGovt. Tells Singles No Sex Till You're 30

Holy Shit! That's a sure fire way to increase the population of sexually repressed Republicans.
Shaw Kenawe


Well it is a Republican administration


GravatarHow is everybody tonight?

miserably depressed, which is why i came here to be cheered up.


then ntodd steals my puns.


Gravatarbringing up old news, did ya see the story today about the naked guy arrested on concealed weapons charges?

Doctor Who is clearly a bad influence on society.


Gravataroops, probably went too far.
dirk gently, sociopathetic | 11.04.06 - 7:54 pm | #

around here? Naaah!

I agree with MB, cute and fuzzy is a good thing...horrible death factor can be ignored.


GravatarDoes it matter to you how big they are?
Shaw Kenawe

Not really. Just so long as they are sensitive and responsive.


GravatarI agree with MB, cute and fuzzy is a good thing...horrible death factor can be ignored.
Hellkitty


i've had this cough for about 5 mos now, someone said today "i hope you aren't dying"

"we all are," sez i, "it's just a matter of velocity"


GravatarORLANDO -- Questions about the sexual orientation of Republican gubernatorial candidate Charlie Crist sparked a rare show of temper by Gov. Jeb Bush today, who called a television reporter a "horse's ass" for cutting off a query from another journalist.

Rumors about Crist being gay have swirled around the campaign for months, but he has constantly denied them.

Outside the Mi Viejo San Juan restaurant, a mob of TV reporters cornered Bush and Crist, peppering them with questions about a gay rights group's call earlier in the day for Crist to come out of the closet.


GravatarNot really. Just so long as they are sensitive and responsive.
R. Manhammer, minion of Black | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 7:58 pm | #

do you prefer vanilla pastry cream filling or ice cream?


GravatarQuestions about the sexual orientation of Republican gubernatorial candidate Charlie Crist sparked a rare show of temper by Gov. Jeb Bush today, who called a television reporter a "horse's ass" for cutting off a query from another journalist.

Rumors about Crist being gay have swirled around the campaign for months, but he has constantly denied them.


A possible Gay Republican? What are the odds?


GravatarDoes it matter to you how big they are?
Shaw Kenawe

Not really. Just so long as they are sensitive and responsive.
R. Manhammer, minion of Black


Do I want to scroll up to find out what this means?


Gravatar" no sex 'til yer kids have kids"...

Yeah THAT'S gonna play well in the heartland...

(Where do these idiots find these idiots?)...


Gravatarteh gay GOP has replaced adultery in this year's election.


GravatarDid anyone watch Intermedio last week? Did anyone understand WTF was going on?

I don't think the writers knew what was going on in this piece of dreck. I think it was all improvised.


GravatarA possible Gay Republican? What are the odds?
Supreme Commander Thor | 11.04.06 - 8:00 pm | #


statistically about 15% i believe


GravatarYeah, I'm depressed too. I spent the last couple of weeks doing political drudge work. My intellect tells me that we'llbe fine on Tuesday. My feet tell me that I'll never walk again. And I never want to see another telephone again.

bush is done, ruined and fucked.

yes!


GravatarSo, Eli, have you been back on SL? I visited some Gorean sims where they battle and practice slavery. I was bored.


Gravatarwhat is it about the GOP and deeply closeted gay men?


GravatarI don't think the writers knew what was going on in this piece of dreck. I think it was all improvised.

It's incoherent even for Sci-Fi.

You know, in the grand finale for Snakes On A Train (only a matter of time before that hits Sci-Fi), a giant snake actually *eats* the train?

I'm not kidding.


GravatarHas Eki been stopped yet?

gwb:drf


GravatarA possible Gay Republican? What are the odds?
Supreme Commander Thor


Right now, based on recent history, probably about 3 to 1.


GravatarSaddam Hussein is told the verdict of his first trial on Guy Fawkes Day?

Remember, remember the fifth of November...

I'm not so sure that's a good idea.


Gravatar"we all are," sez i, "it's just a matter of velocity"
dirk gently, sociopathetic


Awww, come here, you little ray of sunshine...

*hugs dirk, gently*


Gravatarhttp://www.washingtonmonthly.com...6_11/ 010008.php
RAISING THE BAR....Having essentially conceded defeat, the latest conservative game is to pretend that even if the Democrats pick up 20 or 30 House seats on Tuesday, it's no big deal. Charles Krauthammer: "Since the end of World War II, the average loss for a second-term presidency in its sixth year has been 29 House seats." Ann Coulter: "The average sixth-year midterm election, like this year, is much worse for the president's party, which typically loses 34 seats in the House."

Nice try, guys, but here's the reality. Up through the 70s, big swings in House elections were common, but in the last 20 years there's only been a single year with a big swing (1994). Aside from that, the average change has been less than five seats. You can see the same thing if you look only at sixth-year midterms:
1958: 49 seats
1966: 47 seats
1974: 49 seats
1986: 5 seats
1998: 5 seats


See the trend? In the two sixth-year midterms since 1980, only five seats changed hands. There are plenty of reasons for this, including improved gerrymandering, huge money imbalances, and increased self-segregation. More here if you're interested.

Bottom line: Thirty years ago a pickup of 25 seats wouldn't have been that big a deal. Today it is. If Dems win that many seats, it really will be a historic victory.


Gravatardo you prefer vanilla pastry cream filling or ice cream?
Hellkitty

I find the ice cream adds interesting crinkles. You?


GravatarSo, Eli, have you been back on SL? I visited some Gorean sims where they battle and practice slavery. I was bored.

Not yet, no. I did get an e-mail about yet another one of my loose Daleks getting returned...


GravatarIf I were an animal, I'd be a meerkat. Wallowing around in the dust, all furry and cute...avoiding predatory birds. Pretty much describes my life now.
Marcia Brady doesn't live here | 11.04.06 - 7:47 pm


Pretty nice. How do you feel about adding a spa into the environment?


GravatarJeeze-uss. I meant "Eli."

Now I feel so uncool.

gwb:drf


GravatarGovt. Tells Singles No Sex Till You're 30

Whoops.


GravatarMy own tepid contribution to the youtube fusillade.

Christmas Shoes

Sir, I want to buy these shoes for my Mama, please
It's Christmas Eve and these shoes are just her size
Could you hurry, sir, Daddy says there's not much time
You see she's been sick for quite a while
And I know these shoes would make her smile
And I want her to look beautiful if Mama meets Jesus tonight


GravatarJeeze-uss. I meant "Eli."

Now I feel so uncool.


Arabella's typing: drf.


Gravatarwhat is it about the GOP and deeply closeted gay men?
mrs. ibrahim al-jaafari | 11.04.06 - 8:01 pm | #


i believe it's a side effect of the black and white mentality.

they believe one is either gay or not, and don't understand that it is all a matter of degree - all men are somewhere on the scale.

and since everything is either good or evil, they don't understand why they feel so 'evil' sometimes - leads to represssion, self hatred, manifesting in even more hatred of openly gay men.

of course, i'm no psychiatrist.


GravatarHello my fanastics moonbats

had a most wonderful dah=y!


GravatarArabella's typing: drf.

You mean 'def'.


GravatarGovt. Tells Singles No Sex Till You're 30

Whoops.
NTodd, Evil Fuck


Too late for me, I'm afraid - if someone had mentioned it around 1932, it might have been relevant. Nice try tho.


GravatarIs Agent Orange around? I have an astronomy question.

arabella: sore, tired and fat.


GravatarNot yet, no. I did get an e-mail about yet another one of my loose Daleks getting returned...
Eli


How many of those things did you set loose?

You could be a Gorean warrior and own hot slave girls whom you must discipline. There are a lot of Gore sims there. Based on some book?


Gravatarfound the addy, thank you all


Gravatari believe it's a side effect of the black and white mentality.

they believe one is either gay or not, and don't understand that it is all a matter of degree - all men are somewhere on the scale.

and since everything is either good or evil, they don't understand why they feel so 'evil' sometimes - leads to represssion, self hatred, manifesting in even more hatred of openly gay men.

of course, i'm no psychiatrist.
dirk gently, sociopathetic


maybe not but I think you have nailed it.


GravatarHi moonboo. I missed you.

arabekka: drf


GravatarPretty nice. How do you feel about adding a spa into the environment?
Dr. Barmpot Shouty-Crackers


A meerspa?


Gravatarhad a most wonderful dah=y!
Moonbootica, Cat Lady


do tell!


Gravatarmust apologhise moonbats drbfank a lot, was originallygonna hav a quite night in but my fellow protestrs inviste me for a drink and so well i am eating some burger with chips and well everything is swaying.


GravatarGovt. Tells Singles No Sex Till You're 30

Yeh, now there's a plan.

And what about singles after they're 30?

Might explain Pastor Haggart, eh?


Gravatarmaybe not but I think you have nailed it.
____league, Ph.D. | 11.04.06 - 8:07 pm | #


i do a lot of community theater.


GravatarHow many of those things did you set loose?

A lot, I think. They must be visible to everyone but me...

You could be a Gorean warrior and own hot slave girls whom you must discipline.

Would I keep them in a lockbox?


Gravatarof course, i'm no psychiatrist.
dirk gently,


But I'd let you psychoanalyze me any day...


GravatarI am Cesar Milan, I am the Republican Whisperer.


Gravatarhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b...h? v=b_Bv2rSryy0

Worth listening to - so sad she is dead


GravatarGovt. Tells Singles No Sex Till You're 30

30 what?


Gravatarwent on a natinoal climate protest march, was a fun time in London.

gawd i love you all!


Gravatarwhat is it about the GOP and deeply closeted gay men?
mrs. ibrahim al-jaafari

I think it has to do with our generally intolerant societal message about gays. Of course, 'Merka is generally intolerant about most social differences.

That said, gay people get the message that gayness is bad. Those who accept the message go into the closet, those who don't tend to be out. Those in the closet want to conform. They feel they need support, group and social support, so they join up with the biggest, most disciplined group of gay-haters, the GOP.

Interestingly, the anti-gay message of the GOP tends to attract gays. Fascinating, really.


Gravatarmoonboo moonboo
you are cool
moonboo moonboo
still in school
moonboo moonboo
you are true
moonboo moonboo
we love you

gwb:drf^3


Gravatarof course I am not a psychiatrist either.

Faux is now running their 'You must be very, very, very terrified' "documentary"


GravatarBut I'd let you psychoanalyze me any day...
Shaw Kenawe | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 8:09 pm | #


physical therapy is more my line.


GravatarThe Dream Police they live inside a my head...Oh NO


GravatarI thought they meant no sex WITH thirty


Gravatarit is really moi


GravatarI thought they meant no sex WITH thirty

Maybe they meant sex *is* thirty, and they have some kind of speech impediment.


GravatarMaybe they meant sex *is* thirty, and they have some kind of speech impediment.
Eli | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 8:11 pm | #


can't pronounce the letter "s" ?


Gravatar"If only we had been more ruthless, it would have turned out OK," will be the message.

Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to repeat them.

And what was it Bush said after the 2004 election about political capital?

Being more ruthless isn't ever gonna save you.

I'm ashamed of this country's leadership, and I'm not in a forgiving mood.

Who the fuck cares cares what Bush's supporters say anymore?


GravatarDusty and Ted Head shared a secret


Gravatarhttp://www.granma.cu/ingles/2006.../ 45guantan.html

Translation of article by Spanish reporter who visited Gitmo and witnessed a "trial" or hearing of some sort.

Disturbing. Via Left Eye on the News which covers the Gaza killings as well.

http://lefti.blogspot.com


GravatarMaybe they meant sex *is* thirty, and they have some kind of speech impediment.
Eli


Well, we do know that they have a thought impediment.


Gravatarmoonboo moonboo
we love you


We certainly do.


Gravatari forgot to buy more vodka.

what's it to be - gin, or bourbon?


Gravatarcan't pronounce the letter "s" ?

Thut up, you moserthucker.


GravatarFaux is now running their 'You must be very, very, very terrified' "documentary"


Yeah, a motley handful of terraists are a worse threat than Hitler was, with his army of several million men and a vast war machine.


GravatarFemale marasupials have double vaginas and male marasupials have double headed penises that are "s" shaped.

I was helping my cranky old mother do the NY Times crossword and I was googling clues for her. She's a conservative Catholic.

I was reading aloud all kinds of stuff about marasupial sex just to piss her off.

gwb:drf


GravatarI was reading aloud all kinds of stuff about marasupial sex just to piss her off.

i've got a rocket in my pocket


GravatarBorat


Gravatarthe Ted Haggard story didn't last long enough. This can only help the Republicans. Rove is a genius, etc...


Gravatars Agent Orange around? I have an astronomy question.


What's the question, Ms Ara?


GravatarI was reading aloud all kinds of stuff about marasupial sex just to piss her off.

Be sure to tell her all about the corkscrew pig penises.


GravatarYeah, a motley handful of terraists are a worse threat than Hitler was, with his army of several million men and a vast war machine.
Richard | 11.04.06 - 8:15 pm | #


But, Hitler was financed by Prescott Bush. So that doesn't really count.


Gravatar1999 US Govt war games predicted 400,000 troops needed to invade Iraq, and even then chaos would ensue
http://americablog.blogspot.com/...- predicted.html
No one could have predicted we'd need more than 150,000 troops to win in Iraq, and even then no one could have predicted it would end up a nightmare.

Oh no, that's wrong. Bill Clinton's administration predicted that fact, and George Bush's administration ignored it.

Back in 1999, chaos was predicted from an Iraq invasion even if we had 400,000 troops over there:
The U.S. government conducted a series of secret war games in 1999 that anticipated an invasion of Iraq would require 400,000 troops, and even then chaos might ensue.

In its "Desert Crossing" games, 70 military, diplomatic and intelligence officials assumed the high troop levels would be needed to keep order, seal borders and take care of other security needs.

No wonder Iraq is such a disaster. Rumsfeld, Bush and Cheney wanted to the Iraq war with fewer troops. A lot fewer. Experts were worried about chaos with 400,000 troops.


Gravatarwhat's it to be - gin, or bourbon?
dirk gently, sociopathetic


I love gin, but it feels like a bourbon kind of night.


Gravatarwhat is it about the GOP and deeply closeted gay men?

dog works in mysterious ways.


Gravatarthey make vodka in gin and bourbon flavors these day?


GravatarWho the fuck cares cares what Bush's supporters say anymore?
pie

I think that we liberal types need to understand what happened here and why. As a rule, Americans have not been pro-fascist. Yet, for the last six years, we have been the biggest assholes in the world. How did that happen? What role did and do the Bush supporting pyschopaths play? How can we as a responsible society avoid that happening again?

Seriously. It's important.

I say we torture them all until we get the information we need.


GravatarI'm ashamed of this country's leadership, and I'm not in a forgiving mood.

Who the fuck cares cares what Bush's supporters say anymore?
pie


His base and the punditocracy all believed in a sham. They wanted him to be bigger, smarter, better than they were, but, in fact, he was always smaller, stupider, and worse than they could have ever imagined.

They believed in a mirage. And now they're left with nothing.


Heh.


GravatarDWD: I'm partial to this Dusty
Springfield recording. In fact, I'd become a lesbian for dusty.....which might be a 'tad' difficult....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k...related& search=


GravatarBut, Hitler was financed by Prescott Bush. So that doesn't really count.

I'll bet his son and grandsons learned their history lessons.


GravatarI love gin, but it feels like a bourbon kind of night.

Not quite. More of a sub-bourbon night.


GravatarI love gin, but it feels like a bourbon kind of night.
Marcia Brady doesn't live here | 11.04.06 - 8:17 pm | #


too late. i've already poured the gin. i even showed it the vermouth label.

just keep me away from the tequila.


Gravatar"Christmas Shoes"

--wtfwjd?

I must say that was quite mesmerizing. I know I want a pair of red shoes with sparklies on them when I'm on my death bed.


Gravataryeah, we marched from Grosnovor Sq. in front of the US embassy to Tafalgar Sq. and what a variety of people turned out and the weather was gorgeous.


GravatarI love gin, but it feels like a bourbon kind of night.
Marcia Brady doesn't live here


Me, I'm thinking it's an Irish coffee night.


Gravatarhttp://tinyurl.com/ydng6l

That's snake sex.


GravatarGod they suck.


GravatarThey believed in a mirage. And now they're left with nothing.


Heh.
Shaw Kenawe


They have Jesus to keep them warm.

It's a good thing. Their husbands and wives apparently don't.


GravatarAnd what was it Bush said after the 2004 election about political capital?

That appears to be the first time in his reign that hubris finally kicked in.

Being more ruthless isn't ever gonna save you.

I'm ashamed of this country's leadership, and I'm not in a forgiving mood.


Me either. I'm thinking a Rome on Carthage action would be appropriate. Sell all the bastards into slavery, burn their abodes, and salt the earth.


Gravatarthey make vodka in gin and bourbon flavors these day?
mrs. ibrahim al-jaafari | 11.04.06 - 8:17 pm | #


i prefer my vodka to be vodka flavored.

i'm a purist.


GravatarMore of a sub-bourbon night.

That one is going to be punishable by a fine of pthpthhhhh* when the revolution comes. You have been warned.


Gravatarbilly-b : If you watch the sunset/sunrise over the course of a year, how far does the sun "move" along the horizon?

One of you astronomy atriots got me interested in analemmas. You learn a lot here. I didn't know about the pig penis, for example.

gwb:drf^4


GravatarEarl,

Agreed: the feeling of being in love expressed by I Only Want to Be With You is wonderful.

Nice video


GravatarEarl,

Agreed: the feeling of being in love expressed by I Only Want to Be With You is wonderful.

Nice video


GravatarThis Ted the Isuzu Guy story knocked the nuclear secrets on The Google story right off the front page.


GravatarWould I keep them in a lockbox?
Eli


I did gather that you could restrict the red-silk clad slaves to only having sex with you if you want. Sort of the same thing.


Gravatari've got a rocket in my pocket
dirk gently, sociopathetic


Thanks a lot, dirk. I've got that rhyme stuck in my head now. I used to read it to my kids:

I've got a rocket in my pocket
I cannot stop to play.
There she goes!
I've burnt my toes!
It's Independence Day!


Gravataryeah, we marched from Grosnovor Sq. in front of the US embassy to Tafalgar Sq. and what a variety of people turned out and the weather was gorgeous.

Proof that the climate is just fine! IN. YOUR. FACE.


GravatarBe sure to tell her all about the corkscrew pig penises.
Eli

Oh, and that pigs orgasm for thirty minutes.


GravatarMe, I'm thinking it's an Irish coffee night.
SteveNS | 11.04.06 - 8:19 pm | #


mmm - did that a couple of nights ago. but i need someone else to make it for me - two ingredients and one of them heated up? that's cooking.


GravatarI did gather that you could restrict the red-silk clad slaves to only having sex with you if you want. Sort of the same thing.

Interesting.

Now, I seem to recall that the SL currency is transferable to the real world...


GravatarWell, another race horse had to be put down.


http://www.comcast.net/sports/ in...itn_breederscup


Gravatar NTodd, Evil Fuc;k | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 8:21 pm | #

when we headed to a local pub we debated politics a lot with lots of drink, so was fun!



GravatarNow, I seem to recall that the SL currency is transferable to the real world...
Eli | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 8:22 pm | #


and, oddly enough, i'm wearing red silk boxers.


GravatarMe either. I'm thinking a Rome on Carthage action would be appropriate. Sell all the bastards into slavery, burn their abodes, and salt the earth.
billy b -blues deluxe


Have you been to a Gorean sim?

W in slave silks would be worth the role play...


GravatarMe, I'm thinking it's a crystal meth night.


Gravatarwhat's it to be - gin, or bourbon?
dirk gently, sociopathetic


The Thin Man on TCM recommends a martini.


GravatarOh, and that pigs orgasm for thirty minutes.
R. Manhammer, minion of Black


Is that what you call the lucky ones?

Really.


GravatarI still worry about Tuesday. Nobody sane would try to steal it in this climate, but Bush is not sane.


GravatarMe, I'm thinking it's a crystal meth night.

Or Cristal Meth if you want to be fancy.


GravatarA meerspa?
Marcia Brady doesn't live here


Meerotters?


GravatarThe Thin Man on TCM recommends a martini.
Karin | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 8:23 pm | #


great, now i have to go find an olive.

be right back.


GravatarYeah, a motley handful of terraists are a worse threat than Hitler was, with his army of several million men and a vast war machine.
Richard | 11.04.06 - 8:15 pm | #


Interestingly, Canadians think Osama is the most dangerous man in the world, then comes Kim Jong Il. Number three on that list is George W. Bush.

Mexicans, however, put Bush at number two.


GravatarSlightly OT but this use of George Michael is effing brilliant.


GravatarNow, I seem to recall that the SL currency is transferable to the real world...
Eli


I'm thinking there are quite a few slaves there that might not be adverse to a little RL play.

and, oddly enough, i'm wearing red silk boxers.
dirk gently, sociopathetic


mmmmm. You wanna be my sub? I'm wearing black latex.


GravatarI like the Tourists' I Only Want to be with You yoo.

Proto-EuRhythmics

I only
I only
I only want to be with you

Really a great universal love song no matter what your inclination.


GravatarI'm thinking crystal meth, a massage, and salacious text messaging.

gwb:drf


GravatarMe, I'm thinking it's a crystal meth night.
watertiger


Great idea! I've got heaps of the stuff all over the house that I've bought and haven't used.


GravatarI still worry about Tuesday. Nobody sane would try to steal it in this climate, but Bush is not sane.
Lumpenprolitariot |


i'm telling ya, faux news is pumping up the "too close too call" card, and "polls don't mean anything"


actually had viewers on the phone to answer the question: do these polls reflect the way you think?


got to think about that for a minute. it's evilly brilliant.


GravatarOh, and that pigs orgasm for thirty minutes.

Both the boar and the sow or just one of them?


Gravatar"Who did this?

Answer:
The Ugly Americans."
(/Burroughs)


Gravatarthe great thing about a crystal meth night is it lasts for 72 hours.


Gravatarmmmmm. You wanna be my sub? I'm wearing black latex.
Marcia Brady doesn't live here | 11.04.06 - 8:25 pm | #


oh, i'd love to be your sub.

pull the persicope, cap'n - we're going down!


GravatarGreat idea! I've got heaps of the stuff all over the house that I've bought and haven't used.
SteveNS | 11.04.06 - 8:26 pm | #


you were supposed to throw it away.


GravatarI'm thinking there are quite a few slaves there that might not be adverse to a little RL play.

Eep.


Mexicans, however, put Bush at number two.

I think they're on to something there...


GravatarInterestingly, Canadians think Osama is the most dangerous man in the world, then comes Kim Jong Il. Number three on that list is George W. Bush.

Mexicans, however, put Bush at number two.


Damn liberal media!



GravatarOr Cristal Meth if you want to be fancy.
Eli


How about Dom Paregoric?


GravatarClimate campaigners urge action

Thousands of climate change campaigners have attended a rally in London, calling for world leaders to act urgently on the issue.

The action included a march from the US embassy to Trafalgar Square, where celebrities joined a demonstration.

Some 22,500 people attended the rally, said the police while organisers said 25,000. There were no arrests.


GravatarI'd invite you folks over, but the house is too darn methy.


GravatarLumpenprolitariot, don't worry, it might make you ill. All we can do is vote and make sure our friends vote. I guess we deal with fraud on Wednesday.


GravatarBoth the boar and the sow or just one of them?

A: Why do you think they call them pigs?


Gravatarpull the persicope, cap'n - we're going down!

No flirting!


Gravataryou were supposed to throw it away.
dirk gently


I'm a pack rat.


GravatarI'd invite you folks over, but the house is too darn methy.
SteveNS




Gravatar"Pastor Ted, who talks to President George W. Bush or his advisers every Monday, is a handsome forty-eight-year-old Indianan,

stop right there. He looks like one of those toys that you stick to plate glass windows by the lips. He is one UUUUGGGLLLY mutherfucker.
Hellkitty


Agreed.

I can see WHY he has to PAY for it!


GravatarOK - back to lurk mode for me. As Tim Gunn says "Carry on."

gwb:drf^5


GravatarArabella -

I don't know if you've seen this, but this may help:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Analemma


GravatarI'd invite you folks over, but the house is too darn methy.

Hey, I had "God Bless This Meth" on my blog yesterday.


GravatarWorth listening to - so sad she is dead
DWD | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 8:09 pm | #


I'll see your Dusty Springfield and I'll raise you Eva Cassidy

Game over, man. I win.


GravatarLumpenprolitariot, don't worry, it might make you ill. All we can do is vote and make sure our friends vote. I guess we deal with fraud on Wednesday.
mer | 11.04.06 - 8:28 pm | #


true.

i've already sharpened my baseball bat. (whatever that means)


GravatarNazi 'master race' children meet

A group of children selected by Adolf Hitler's Nazi regime with the aim of creating an Aryan master race has met openly for the first time as adults.

Children from the Nazis' "Lebensborn" or "Font of Life" project gathered in the German town of Wernigerode to discuss the trauma over their origins.

The project aimed to create a breed of people that fit the Nazis' physical ideal and could manage a future empire.

It saw thousands of often illegitimate children placed in Nazi members' homes.

The children were frequently selected for qualities the Nazis regarded as typically Aryan, such as blonde hair, blue eyes or pale skin.


Gravatarpull the persicope, cap'n - we're going down!
dirk gently, sociopathetic


Can't you go down with your periscope up?


Gravatarmoon

just looked at the pcitures of the rally on the BBC site. way cool.


Gravatar"The Republicans ARE effectively represented by George W. Bush"



"Effective" and Bush don't belong in the same sentence.


GravatarI find the ice cream adds interesting crinkles. You?
R. Manhammer, minion of Black | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 8:03 pm | #

it always goes well with chocolate sauce...or maple syrup.


GravatarWell, I think I'll go lie in the spa and watch the nearly full moon and the glistery stars.

Have fun.

And yes, it's 75F and there is nighblooming jasmine scenting the air. Since you ask.


GravatarSome 22,500 people attended the rally, said the police while organisers said 25,000. There were no arrests.

Estimates of crowd size within 10%. Impressive. In the US crowd estimates usually vary by a factor of at least two and often more because everybody has an agenda.


GravatarCan't you go down with your periscope up?
Marcia Brady doesn't live here | 11.04.06 - 8:31 pm | #


who said anything about taking it down? i said to "pull it"


Gravataranyone doing any canvassing this weekend? how is the mood out there?

and thanks to everyone who did spend time volunteering ...


GravatarHave you been to a Gorean sim?

I have to admit I haven't.


Gravatar mrs. ibrahim al-jaafari | 11.04.06 - 8:31 pm | #

yeah, was wicked! glad I went, my first protest march


GravatarNOW I understand. All this time I just didn't have the fetus's perspective. Go Republicans!


GravatarHey, I had "God Bless This Meth" on my blog yesterday.
Eli


As always, I'm a day late and $0.87 short.


Gravatarthanks, billy b.

"It's a thing you gotta face"
Polka Dot Slim

gwb:drf^6


Gravatarit always goes well with chocolate sauce...or maple syrup.
Hellkitty | 11.04.06 - 8:31 pm | #


i put strawberry jam on mine.


(oops - said too much)


Gravatari said to "pull it"
dirk gently, sociopathetic


Aaaa!


GravatarDr. B. enjoy! it is appropriately enough
69* here.

Dirk, what's with the cough? have you been to the doctor?


Gravatara golden oldie ... actual live pages copied from lynne cheney's sapphic bodice ripper

http://www.whitehouse.org/admini...ion/ sisters.asp

you can't make this shit up


GravatarThanks to Atrios, I ended persuing YouTube for ages now this evening. Conclusion, a person of note is truly dead if there is no YouTube or Google video of that person.

Case in point Judd Strunk.


GravatarCan't you go down with your periscope up?

I'll go on record that I've never gone down without my periscope up.


Gravatar"Pastor Ted, who talks to President George W. Bush or his advisers every Monday, is a handsome forty-eight-year-old Indianan,

stop right there. He looks like one of those toys that you stick to plate glass windows by the lips. He is one UUUUGGGLLLY mutherfucker.
Hellkitty


He does sort of look like someone in about year 2 or 3 of a 10 year meth disintegration series. About year 5 those teeth will start to go.


GravatarOh, and that pigs orgasm for thirty minutes.
R. Manhammer, minion of Black

Is that what you call the lucky ones?

Really.

Shaw Kenawe

Srsly.

Thirty. Minute. Orgasm.

Think about it. My phone number will be forwarded to you automatically.


GravatarNowhere in the COnstituion is there a prohibiton against methamphetamine or butt sex.(/Ohhhh-riginalist)


GravatarWow, I think this may be the first movie I've seen where the exposition is even more incoherent than everything before it...


Gravatar
If I were an animal, I'd be a meerkat. Wallowing around in the dust, all furry and cute...avoiding predatory birds. Pretty much describes my life now.
Marcia Brady


Meerkats forever.

http://thumbsnap.com/v/Z3COMvtG.jpg

.


Gravatarit always goes well with chocolate sauce...or maple syrup.
Hellkitty

I have had this one experience with warm fudge sauce, but that took three of us. Fun times. [sigh]


Gravataryou can't make this shit up
gore/barack 2008 | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 8:35 pm | #

the literary equivalent of December Jack O' Lanterns. Furry, and not in a good way.


GravatarNowhere in the COnstituion is there a prohibiton against methamphetamine or butt sex.(/Ohhhh-riginalist)

You wanna see my Ohhhh-riginalist-face?


GravatarWell now, Arabella.
You're my honey, Arabella. Ooh-
Yeah now, Arabella.
I said you're my baby, Arabella.
Yeah, Arabella, baby. Wo-wo, yeah-yeh.

Well, she's got no time for 'a dungeries.
Already knows her ABC's.

Woh, baby baby, Arabella.
Baby baby, Arabella.
Baby baby, wo-wo, yeah-yeh.


GravatarAll this time I just didn't have the fetus's perspective.

You certainly have the thinking skills nailed down.


GravatarSyd - I've been canvassing for two weeks. I live in New York, but where I live there are lots of Republicans. The mood? Lots of disgusted lethargy.

I'm going to drive people to the polls on Tuesday. I keep busy.

gwb:drf^7


Gravatar"there is a heaven and a hell"

"jesus died for you"

"i didn't take the meth, i just bought it"

"i didn't have sex with the gay hooker, just a massage"

... if you'll believe one, you'll believe them all ...


GravatarCan't you go down with your periscope up?

You certainly want it up when you are ready to launch the torpedoes.


GravatarI have had this one experience with warm fudge sauce, but that took three of us. Fun times. [sigh]
R. Manhammer, minion of Black | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 8:38 pm | #

night of ganache eh?


GravatarDirk, what's with the cough? have you been to the doctor?
Hellkitty | 11.04.06 - 8:35 pm | #


several. but i'm kinda used to it now.


Gravatari put strawberry jam on mine.

No flirting?


Gravataryou can't make this shit up

Are you saying Lynne didn't make it up?

Maybe that's what Dick meant when he said they had a republican marriage.


Gravatar"yeah, was wicked! glad I went, my first protest march"
--Moonbootica,

I'm glad you went too. Makes me think of my college years in the late sixties.


GravatarWere the pigs on meth?


Gravatardirk, you made the pain go away. Thanks.

gwb:drf^8


GravatarNo flirting?
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator


it's ok. i'm way over thirty and have never been single.


GravatarI did not take meth and get a blowjob from that gay hooker, um, what'shisname.


Gravataryou can't make this shit up

Are you saying Lynne didn't make it up?

Maybe that's what Dick meant when he said they had a republican marriage.
pie | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 8:41 pm | #

... republican marriage; ha ha ha ha ha ... woman and man have sex a few times, produce a few kids, woman lets herself go, man has meth fuled gay butt sex ... yes, exactly right


Gravatarnight of ganache eh?
Hellkitty

More like night of gamahuche, but with special privileges.

Ah! To be young again!


GravatarMarcia - where's my study about per cap income and regime stability, beyotch? Make sure you put plenty of chocolate sauce on it, too.


Gravatar... not that there's anything wrong with being gay

some of my best friends are gay hooker meth dealers


GravatarMarianne Faithfull:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E...h? v=EUT9V3EhC2w

I'm dedicating this to Republicans, it seems to fit them.


GravatarIf Rick Santorum's dog smells like toast on Wednesday morning, should we be concerned?


GravatarGame over, man. I win.
left field, reconstituted

No. Breast cancer claimed both of these talented and vital women

So, breast cancer won and we all lost


Gravatar
Meerkats forever.

http://thumbsnap.com/v/Z3COMvtG.jpg

.
JohnJS


That's my new desktop!


Gravatarmy first protest march

You go, girl! Did my first one against the Viet Nam war -- with my dad and sister.


Gravatarmy first protest march

You go, girl! Did my first one against the Viet Nam war -- with my dad and sister.


Gravatarsome of my best friends are gay hooker meth dealers

Well, we're making some progress if Haggard is posting here.


GravatarLumpenprolitariot, don't worry, it might make you ill. All we can do is vote and make sure our friends vote. I guess we deal with fraud on Wednesday.
mer
Sorry, i'm pretty emotionally ragged tonight. I'm also watching my mothers beloved little dog rapidly decline. He'll 18 on election day.


GravatarThat's my new desktop!

You too need to see Animals Are Beautiful People. Amazon has it used for like 8 bucks.


Gravatar woman and man have sex a few times, produce a few kids, woman lets herself go, man has meth fuled gay butt sex ... yes, exactly right
gore/barack 2008


actually mrs ted doesn't look like she's let herself go.

i hope she takes everything he's got.

including his balls.


GravatarOh great, now all the evangelicals will want their own meth fueled sex parties. It'll be one huge great butt sex meth rutting all over the heartland.


GravatarYou go, girl! Did my first one against the Viet Nam war -- with my dad and sister.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator |


my first was seabrook nuke plant


GravatarThat's my new desktop!
Marcia Brady doesn't live here | 11.04.06 - 8:44 pm | #

Mine Too!


GravatarMarcia - where's my study about per cap income and regime stability, beyotch? Make sure you put plenty of chocolate sauce on it, too.
NTodd, Evil Fuck


Oh, did you want that? I'll send it to you...from an NYU prof, no less.

And the only time you get to use the words "beyotch" and "chocolate sauce" in the same sentence is when you're on your knees in front of me...



GravatarPicture for a moment, Dick Cheney athwart Lynn, his shirt unbuttoned, his pacemaker scar a bright purplish red as he growls at her after reading a really hot passage from Sisters.


GravatarHecate, Runnymeade Conspirator | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 8:45 pm | #

was a quite good turnout from Swansea, two coaches.

was a nice time


GravatarSo, breast cancer won and we all lost
DWD | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 8:44 pm | #


Agreed.


GravatarI never go to protest marches, but I am fasting until the war in Iraq is over.


Gravatarlooks like haggert's 'friend' ran ads ala guckert:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/20...d- _n_33281.html


GravatarYou go, girl! Did my first one against the Viet Nam war -- with my dad and sister.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator |


Marched with Cesar from Delano....


GravatarPicture for a moment, Dick Cheney athwart Lynn, his shirt unbuttoned, his pacemaker scar a bright purplish red as he growls at her after reading a really hot passage from Sisters.
trifecta | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 8:46 pm | #

well, that image will keep me on my diet. I may not eat for a month.


GravatarI never go to protest marches, but I am fasting until the war in Iraq is over.
Nicole Richie


not even you could pull that off.


GravatarLOL from Americablog:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h...h? v=hiOo7S0DvM8


GravatarNever saw that Marianne Faithfull video.

YouTube is pretty cool.

Night, all.


GravatarNo worrying.
No depression.
No foreboding.
No panic.
No doubts.

Mars bitches! If we get robbed we'll cross that burning bridge when we come to it.

night all.


GravatarAnd the only time you get to use the words "beyotch" and "chocolate sauce" in the same sentence is when you're on your knees in front of me...


Hmmmm. Sounds intriguing.


Gravatarmy first protest march

Congratulations, sweetie! Great fun, isn't it?


GravatarShe's a conservative Catholic.

I was reading aloud all kinds of stuff about marasupial sex just to piss her off.


Arabella, you're a very bad daughter. That's pretty funny.

I miss my mom some days. She was a pretty conservative Catholic, but she would've put up with hearing about marsupial sex. After listening to (or at least pretending to) listen to 10 kids, not much phased her.


Gravatarha! this is great...via tpm...haggert strayed because of his wife, according to another fundy nutjob!

""Most pastors I know do not have satisfying, free, sexual conversations and liberties with their wives. At the risk of being even more widely despised than I currently am, I will lean over the plate and take one for the team on this. It is not uncommon to meet pastors' wives who really let themselves go; they sometimes feel that because their husband is a pastor, he is therefore trapped into fidelity, which gives them cause for laziness. A wife who lets herself go and is not sexually available to her husband in the ways that the Song of Songs is so frank about is not responsible for her husband's sin, but she may not be helping him either."


GravatarPicture for a moment, Dick Cheney athwart Lynn, his shirt unbuttoned, his pacemaker scar a bright purplish red as he growls at her after reading a really hot passage from Sisters.
trifecta | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 8:46 pm | #

Someone's about to get shot in the face...


GravatarHas the Kenosha Kid been here calling me the "Wanker of the Day?"


GravatarWe are in a much better mood this week-end than the wingnuts. I went over to one of the swamps and they are begging and pleading for folks to vote before Pelosi funds Karl Marx reading rooms in our elementary schools. They are smelling defeat.


Gravatar not even you could pull that off.

I was 320 pounds when the war started. This is what I look like now.


Gravatar Karin | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 8:49 pm | #

yeah, such a buzz!


GravatarI think HuffPo should leave Haggard's rent boy alone. This guy isn't a big hypocrite like Haggard.


Gravatarwhat the FUCK is going on in this movie?!


Gravatarlooks like haggert's 'friend' ran ads ala guckert:

yeah, mike jones. he said that's how ted found him - said the hotel referral story was bullshit.

wonder if anyone has interviewed the concierge?


GravatarI put a comment on that YouTube abortion song. See if you can figure out which one.


GravatarYou go, girl! Did my first one against the Viet Nam war -- with my dad and sister.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator


Was this in Washington?

Were we marching together?


GravatarSomeone's about to get shot in the face...

Lynne always wanted a necklace like Bar's.


GravatarI had the pleasure of protesting Billy Graham and Richard Nixon at UT/Knoxille in the early seventies. Weird times, those were. But there was electricity in the air then.


GravatarHas the Kenosha Kid been here calling me the "Wanker of the Day?"
res ipsa loquitur

No, not that I've seen. Do you need a stand-in?


GravatarI was 320 pounds when the war started. This is what I look like now.

I got a gal named Boney Maroney.

She's just as skinny as

A stick of macaroni.


GravatarIranians mark US embassy siege

Thousands of school children and students in Tehran have marked the anniversary of the hostage-taking at the American embassy in 1979.

The speaker of the Iranian parliament compared the event to the current nuclear row, saying America always wanted to put Iran under pressure.

It was a rowdy celebration of student power, with boys and girls segregated outside the former American embassy.

A huge red flag saying "Death to America" was burned.

Many people carried banners with the same slogan and even puppets of Uncle Sam.


GravatarMost pastors I know do not have satisfying, free, sexual conversations and liberties with their wives.

like, they don't feel they can ask their wives to invite another guy into bed with them?


Gravatarwhat the FUCK is going on in this movie?!

I'm mainly just watching it for the hot KARL chick.

But I gathered that Steve Railsback wants to get revenge on the world for killing his own son.


I dunno.


GravatarLynne always wanted a necklace like Bar's.
watertiger


No, you dinnn't...


GravatarTed Jones just has guys accidentally sucking his cock. It happens. You just want some meth and a manly rub down, and all of a sudden you are getting a hummer. You go back the next week, and it's some anal. It was accidental.


GravatarAnti-choicers are morons.


GravatarWhat wife wouldn't become "unavailable" if her hubby was a closeted hypercritical gay meth freak?


BTW, can the Karma gods please leave some juicy republican sex secrets available for 2008?


GravatarWas this in Washington?

Were we marching together?


Yes!

Probably!

I was the one in the jeans, the Irish fisherman sweater, the granny glasses, and the wooden peace symbol neclace.


GravatarLOL from Americablog:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h...h? v=hiOo7S0DvM8
laura L


That was very, very good.


GravatarMost pastors I know do not have satisfying, free, sexual conversations and liberties with their wives.

like, they don't feel they can ask their wives to invite another guy into bed with them?


I'm pretty sure that's okay as long as the other guy is also a pastor.


GravatarA wife who lets herself go and is not sexually available to her husband in the ways that the Song of Songs is so frank about is not responsible for her husband's sin, but she may not be helping him either."
jdw


And this explains the gay sex -- how?

Mrs Ted is a drag queen who let herself go?


GravatarA huge red flag saying "Death to America" was burned.

Many people carried banners with the same slogan and even puppets of Uncle Sam.
Moonbootica, Cat Lady


they're getting ready to welcome us with flowers and candy.


GravatarI got cable teevee and there are tons of channels and there is nothing on.


GravatarYou go back the next week, and it's some anal. It was accidental.
trifecta | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 8:55 pm | #

too bad they didn't try some snuff porn.
Oops! my bad!


GravatarCrystal Methodists...


Gravatar"BTW, can the Karma gods please leave some juicy republican sex secrets available for 2008?
Bjorn, a poor jung country boi |"

Will it be necessary once they all leave in the middle of the night and seek asylum in Thailand?


GravatarI never go to protest marches, but I am fasting until the war in Iraq is over.
Nicole Richie


My eyes are tired. I thought you said you're farting until the war is over.

gwb:drf^9


GravatarWhy is it always "Death to America" with the Iranians. Can't they come up any more updated slogans? It's getting kind of stale.


GravatarBTW, can the Karma gods please leave some juicy republican sex secrets available for 2008?

Preferably after it's too late to pick a new presidential nominee.


GravatarI'm pretty sure that's okay as long as the other guy is also a pastor.
Eli | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 8:55 pm | #


great. then the wife doesn't get anything at all.


GravatarA wife who lets herself go and is not sexually available to her husband in the ways that the Song of Songs is so frank about is not responsible for her husband's sin, but she may not be helping him either."
jdw


Translation: It's the cheated-on wife's fault that HE is a pig!


GravatarTed Jones just has guys accidentally sucking his cock. It happens. You just want some meth and a manly rub down, and all of a sudden you are getting a hummer. You go back the next week, and it's some anal. It was accidental.
trifecta


Sort of like how Neil Bush used to have young women show up at his hotel room and have sex with him.


GravatarDateline sexual predator catch. Biased agains the heartland, they don't show the liberal perverts being arrested, they concentrate on who appears to be conservative, to make us look bad. Liberal media.


GravatarI got cable teevee and there are tons of channels and there is nothing on.
res ipsa loquitur | 11.04.06 - 8:56 pm |


57 channels and nothin' on:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q...h? v=qugDVJ1JU54


GravatarI'm mainly just watching it for the hot KARL chick.


GravatarRemember that pastors wife who shot him dead a few months ago? Another crystal methodist perhaps?


GravatarHello, moonbats.


GravatarCrystal Methodists...
Ô¿Ô | 11.04.06 - 8:56 pm | #



Gravatargreat. then the wife doesn't get anything at all.

I think you're operating in the wrong frame of reference...


Gravatarres!

I got cable teevee and there are tons of channels and there is nothing on.

Me?

I got pictures, got candy, I'm a lovable man And I can take you to the nearest star.

hehehe.


GravatarCrystal Methodists...
Ô¿Ô

my new religion.

everytime i read the "you can only have one pack of sudafed" sign at the CVS counter i have teh strange urge to mix up a batch of crank.


GravatarI was the one in the jeans, the Irish fisherman sweater, the granny glasses, and the wooden peace symbol neclace.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator


Kuhl!

I was the one in the jeans with the flower embroidery and the macrame bag. And the long straight hair with the headband.
I think I saw you......


Gravatargoddammit, what the fuck is wrong with my posting today?

I'm mainly just watching it for the hot KARL chick.

she was in the stupid sasquatch flick that was on earlier - where she was the ex-Marine forest ranger.


GravatarDoes the Song of Songs refer to the Sound of Music?


GravatarCrystal Methodist. Crystal Cathedral.

It's everywhere man.


GravatarMyrna Loy and her beautiful mink coat are on.

Or maybe it's sable. No, it's mink.


GravatarStupid libdemfags, Kerry just lost your election for you. Thanks again.


GravatarSheets, my pretty little bitches! Fresh, clean, sheets!


GravatarPupils 'think science difficult'

Pupils in England find science A-levels too difficult and other subjects more "funky", a House of Lords report says.

Physics especially suffered, the Lords science and technology committee said.

The problem was compounded by school league tables, "teaching to the test", poor labs, misplaced health and safety fears and a shortage of teachers.

The peers urged a broadening of the A-level curriculum, as in Wales. The government said it was already taking action to address many of the issues.


GravatarCrystal Methodists...
Ô¿Ô


Crystal methodology?


GravatarCrystal Methodists...
Ô¿Ô


Crystal methodology?


Gravatarshe was in the stupid sasquatch flick that was on earlier - where she was the ex-Marine forest ranger.

Awesome.


GravatarStupid libdemfags, Kerry just lost your election for you. Thanks again.
kufr



(Rolls eyes)


Pitiful, just pitiful!


GravatarDamn shame I didn't have a camera. A Pombo - Bush float showed up at the Defenders of Wildlife rally in Pleasanton today. I've seen the picture it's based on. I'll try to find it.


GravatarCrystal Cathedral.

It's everywhere man.
trifecta | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 8:59 pm | #

now that you mention it, they did build that thing in a hell of a hurry.


Gravatar I got cable teevee and there are tons of channels and there is nothing on.

"Singing in the Rain" starts in 4 minutes on WNET.. and there is lotsa college football.


Gravatarthey don't show the liberal perverts being arrested, they concentrate on who appears to be conservative, to make us look bad. Liberal media.
kufr


The pervs are always winger.


GravatarI got pictures, got candy, I'm a lovable man And I can take you to the nearest star.

When?

Now?


GravatarLynne always wanted a necklace like Bar's.
watertiger


Ewwwie, Cheney spewie!


GravatarTranslation: It's the cheated-on wife's fault that HE is a pig!
Terry C

i was wondering.

song of songs? psalms?


GravatarWhy is it always "Death to America" with the Iranians.

"Kill Whitey" works for me.


GravatarStupid libdemfags, Kerry just lost your election for you. Thanks again.
kufr


Come here and sit by me. Feel my large box between my legs...


GravatarI think HuffPo should leave Haggard's rent boy alone. This guy isn't a big hypocrite like Haggard.

What, they're picking on him? I hope he sells his story and makes MILLIONS.


Gravatarblame it on the wife owls


GravatarI got a gal named Boney Maroney.

She's just as skinny as

A stick of macaroni.
billy b -blues deluxe

And who wants to dance with the woman with the skinny legs?


Gravatarhey don't show the liberal perverts being arrested, they concentrate on who appears to be conservative, to make us look bad. Liberal media.
kufr


you can run but you can't hide. soon you'll be busted next.


GravatarFunny. I am actually a pastor's wife and we were talking about the fundies line of "homosexuality is a huge temptation," and saying....hmmmm....not so much. 'Course we are libruls so that could explain it


GravatarI'll go easy on you, kufr. I wont hurt ya...


GravatarYes videos, atrios is blogging from a higher plane, or the rooftop...


GravatarPombo-Bush float's inspiration. "I just love my chubby-cheeked little DeLay wannabe darlin'."

The float is the two heads and Bush's lovin' hands.


GravatarWhy is it always "Death to America" with the Iranians. Can't they come up any more updated slogans? It's getting kind of stale.
trifecta

iranian overtures of rapprochement dont get any air time.


Gravatarclick URL if you want to see the righteous bros. One anyway, sing Unchained Melody...........

god so beautiful.........


GravatarDateline sexual predator catch. Biased agains the heartland, they don't show the liberal perverts being arrested, they concentrate on who appears to be conservative, to make us look bad. Liberal media.
kufr | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 8:58 pm | #
... ...

But they probably just catch what they catch without checking voter registration.


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