HULK SMASHED
I pinch.
No!
I'll pinch you.
Toasted freaks.
I wonder what kind of Saturday night they're having at the Haggard household.
On Dateline, re: sexual predator catch. Biased agains the heartland, they don't show the liberal perverts being arrested, they concentrate on who appears to be conservative, to make us look bad. Liberal media.
Okay, that's fucked up.
For the record, when I saw her on the video, I thought she was surprisingly attractive.
Considering she's married to a freaky, creepy meth sucking asshole.
So Ted's wife was pastor prime?
I'll pinch you.
res ipsa loquitur
OK, but remember my safeword this time.
I demand to see the liberals who showed up and were arrested, or is it cause they are all fags?
What kinda candy, driftglass?
I love that quality of forgiveness and mercy that characterizes Tribes in Christ, Inc.
Okay, that's fucked up.
For the record, when I saw her on the video, I thought she was surprisingly attractive.
Considering she's married to a freaky, creepy meth sucking asshole.
lion kitty Maxx | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 9:02 pm | #
Maxx! Is your centaur keeping you close to home?
Clearly Bill Clinton is at fault for this mess.
Eli pinches.
Damn you Eli, who do you think you are, spinoza?
Damn it, Eli, this has got to stop.
Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?
I wonder what kind of Saturday night they're having at the Haggard household.
Honestly, I feel terrible for her.
Let this be a cautionary tale, do not marry creepy, meth sucking, dick sucking fundie assholes.
“The pastor’s wife is a fat-ass slob” is at the top of Driscoll’s reasons why an otherwise upright Christian pastor might indulge in sinful sexual pursuits.
This Driscoll guy sounds pretty cool.
I wonder what kind of Saturday night they're having at the Haggard household.
res ipsa loquitur
Mostly deadly quiet but with that ugly undertone of grinding teeth.
Clinton lowered the moral standard of America through the floor. Bush keeps trying to raise it but you liberals keep trying to staop him with your sick perverted filth. Fuck you.
Maxx!!!!!
You're too young to know about these things.
Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?
No.
Let me take a hotshower and think about it....
Eli--Snakes on a Train. Everything Scifi Saturday Night should be--eatage, bleedage, catfights, boobage, bad dialogue...and snakes!
So Haggard's religion isn't the forgiving type of Christian?
Maxx! Is your centaur keeping you close to home?
Oh, that wasn't Maxx, that was me. He just had his dinner and he's sulking cause I won't let him go outside.
So...Clinton...is Haggard's...wife?
This is all so confusing. Can someone fetch me a Fresca, a fainting couch and about 1,000 cc's of mescaline?
What kinda candy, driftglass?
res ipsa loquitur | 11.04.06 - 9:03 pm | #
home made marshmallows dipped in bittersweet chocolate and rolled in toasted cocoanut. I'm making them next week.
Was anyone else temporarily blinded by the good preachers overly white teeth?
When I see teeth THAT white I know someone is up to no good.
I'll pinch you.
In Soviet Union, you don't pinch Eli, Eli pinch YOU!
it really doesn't matter what she looks like, or even if she is an evil republican xian bitch from hell.
no one deserves what that bastard did to that woman. watch the video. she was a true believer, ready to give up everything to defend her godly husband from these evil lies.
then he confessed right in front of her.
on national television.
watch her face.
i feel for her.
and now this fucking bastard has the fucking gall to publish shit like this. he should be stoned.
and not in a good way.
Eli--Snakes on a Train. Everything Scifi Saturday Night should be--eatage, bleedage, catfights, boobage, bad dialogue...and snakes!
Wait, did you actually watch it? I haven't gotten around to it yet, as I found Intermedio strangely compelling for, uh, some reason.
Ted Head's wife knew all along, she was too dazzled by the $$ and fame to care.
Honestly, I feel terrible for her.
What are the chances that she had absolutely no idea what he was into (heh!) vs the chances that she knew or strongly suspected, but really like the mega-church lifestyle?
Sallyh! how are you doing?
This is all so confusing. Can someone fetch me a Fresca, a fainting couch and about 1,000 cc's of mescaline?
driftglass
1,000 cc's of mescaline?!
Make that a stain-resistant fainting couch then.
The pervs are always winger.
Ô¿Ô
Not true. I'm a perv, and I'm way leftist.
OTOH, closeted pervs do seem to be largely wingnutian.
I wonder what kind of Saturday night they're having at the Haggard household.
res ipsa loquitur
Her: Could you pass the potatoes please?
Him: I am NOT a fag!!
When I see teeth THAT white I know someone is up to no good.
expectingrain |
Cripes, Joe Biden will be next.
.
All of red America is Haggards wife.
Maxx!!!!!
You're too young to know about these things.
Dr. Barmpot Shouty-Crackers
Maxx did not have a sheltered childhood. He learned many things much too young.....
Oh, you gotta be kidding me. Sci-Fi is blurring out this guy's joint (of the marijuana variety), but only when it's actually in his mouth.
I demand to see the liberals who showed up and were arrested, or is it cause they are all fags?
Don't be silly.
Liberal freaks find other consenting ADULT freaks to get freaky with.
I am not sure how it works in, but that "Authority" aspect seems alive in this argument. Would placing blame on the wife in this situation somehow keep the male Authority is preserved?
Make that a stain-resistant fainting couch then.
It's a million miles to Tuesday night.
home made marshmallows dipped in bittersweet chocolate and rolled in toasted cocoanut. I'm making them next week.
Hellkitty
Sooooo. We're calling them "marshmallows" this week, are we?
Res Ipsa Loquitur: Channel 13
Sally, snakes on a train? what channel? I got some Legion of the Dead junk on SciFi.
kufr, come over here and sit by me and rub me...
What are the chances that she had absolutely no idea what he was into
if she had an idea, she was actively surpressing it. watch the video.
Liberal freaks find other consenting ADULT freaks to get freaky with.
fourlegsgood is a hippie | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 9:07 pm | #
--
Which is why they support NAMBLA, right.
Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?
No.
Eli
Another edition of Simple Answers to Simple Questions.
What kinda candy, driftglass?
Vosges Haut Chocolat, darlin'.
Um. Raise your hand if you think that these guys don't have a next step thought through
Everything Scifi Saturday Night should be--eatage, bleedage, catfights, boobage, bad dialogue...and snakes!
That's it! I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking blog!
You can just bet that worthless piece of shit Driscoll has sucked more than one cock in his day. Count on it.
Goddamn. I just got through to the link. She had FIVE, count them, five kids with that fucker. Not available? That's unbelievable.
All of red America is Haggards wife.
Bjorn, a poor jung country boi
nice.
It's a million miles to Tuesday night.
driftglass
Set the controls for the heart of the sun, and careful with that axe, Eugene.
One of these days I'm going to cut you into little pieces.
[Whew...no more mescaline for me, thanks.]
Sally, snakes on a train? what channel? I got some Legion of the Dead junk on SciFi.
I have my own copy, but I haven't watched it yet. I'm thinking she got hold of one as well.
Still, Legion Of The Dead is off to a pretty decent start so far...
Which is why they support NAMBLA, right.
Need a light, Strawman?
res!
I got cable teevee and there are tons of channels and there is nothing on.
Me?
I got pictures, got candy, I'm a lovable man And I can take you to the nearest star.
hehehe.
driftglass | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 8:59 pm
Agh!
Didn't some members of this band:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h...h?
v=h48Zz_Odkhs
also end up in this one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H...h?
v=H1MDEX5S0a8
Sooooo. We're calling them "marshmallows" this week, are we?
R. Manhammer, minion of Black | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 9:07 pm | #
yup, and they ae absofreakinglutely delicious.
4Legs--at a video store near you.
kufr can suck a mean one...
He didn't just confess in front of her. The kids were in the backseat of the car. They didn't photograph them out of privacy, but when Haggard gave his massage, and buying meth talk to the media, his kids were right there. 2 of them anyways.
What are the chances that she had absolutely no idea what he was into (heh!) vs the chances that she knew or strongly suspected, but really like the mega-church lifestyle?
I think chances are good she had no idea. I think they have 4 or 5 kids. I'll bet she's busy as crap.
Goddamn. I just got through to the link. She had FIVE, count them, five kids with that fucker. Not available? That's unbelievable.
What? She only had sex with him *five* times.
Snowflake babies perhaps?
That's it, I've had with brotherfucking snakes in a sisterfucking megachurch!
Which is why they support NAMBLA, right.
kufr | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 9:08 pm | #
oh, my fucking non existant deity.
what a stupid ignorant asshole.
4Legs--at a video store near you.
Ah, damn.
We're gonna be stuck with this sucky thing.
I haven't seen any good eatage in a while.
Set the controls for the heart of the sun, and careful with that axe, Eugene.
Dude, put down the Floyd and back away from the blog slowly...
i don't think i buy his explanation as much as john kerrys.
maybe i'm biased.
He had a big home, a huge church office, but he "needed" to go to a hotel room in Denver 40 minutes away to write all his sermons. That should have been a tip off. Why in the fuck would you need to write all your sermons 40 minutes away from home.
Smegmachurch
Eli--watching it right now 
Bruce Boxleitner! Woohoo!
I think he would actually be a not-bad choice to play Bill Clinton.
Her: Could you pass the potatoes please?
Him: I am NOT a fag!!
Reminds me of a joke:
Guy's talking to his therapist. "Doc," he says, "I made a Freudian slip this morning. I asked my wife to pass the butter, but what came out was 'fuck you bitch, you ruined my life!'"
as I posted below....
I am a pastor's wife. Husband and I talked about the freeper "homosexuality is a huge temptation" thing. Not so much for us or with those we know, course, we know a lot of out pastors too.
Goddamn. I just got through to the link. She had FIVE, count them, five kids with that fucker.
and not that it is in any way relevent, but she looks pretty hot for a 50ish pastor's wife and mother of 5.
Is that Bruce Boxleitner?!
Chalabi election owls
kufr can suck a mean one...
Can suck a sofa back up through an Event Horizon.
Just sayin'.
So she had five kids and was supposed to look like a barbie doll? And because she didn't he gets to switch teams and take drugs. These people are sooooo messed up it's hard to know where to start. How did this happen?
On Dateline, re: sexual predator catch. Biased agains the heartland, they don't show the liberal perverts being arrested, they concentrate on who appears to be conservative, to make us look bad. Liberal media.
kufr
Nanodick here of course fails to understand why the "liberal media" "concentrates on conservatives".
It's because the "liberal media" is lazy, and finding "conservatives" who are sexual predators is easy. Too easy.
Atrios in the living room with the espresso machine.
The owl calls it: It's a a failed Republican Democracy in Iraq. They can't even cheat right
What? She only had sex with him *five* times.
The big question is how many times she had meth with him?
Ah, damn.
We're gonna be stuck with this sucky thing.
I could send you a copy...
Also, it's by Asylum, which does pretty much *all* Sci-Fi movies now, so there's a good chance it'll be on some week in the future.
One thing about these rethug closeted wackos. They're all freaking ugly.
No wonder they have to hire gay hookers. They'd never survive in the gay community.
"Goddamn. I just got through to the link. She had FIVE, count them, five kids with that fucker. Not available? That's unbelievable."
After five maybe she told him she was on Sabbatical.
Hi Ô¿Ô
Don't get to talk to you often. How are you doing?
The big question is how many times she had meth with him?
"I ain't methin' you at all."
Oh Eli, you get to see real nipples in Snakes!
Goddamn. I just got through to the link. She had FIVE, count them, five kids with that fucker. Not available? That's unbelievable.
mer
Be serious. No woman in the world with five kids is sexually available. Not anymore. Too damned busy.
Okay, why is there an egyptian tomb in North America??
I am not sure how it works in, but that "Authority" aspect seems alive in this argument. Would placing blame on the wife in this situation somehow keep the male Authority is preserved?
EkCenTriK | 11.04.06 - 9:07 pm | #
Bingo!
It isn't the godly pastor's fault, it's the fault of his slatternly wife.
Fuckers.
ok, all the guys should click my homepage, trust me, you won't be sorry.
no chicks allowed.
Isn't buying meth still illegal? Shouldn't someone in law enforcement be looking in to this?
Was anyone else temporarily blinded by the good preachers overly white teeth?
When I see teeth THAT white I know someone is up to no good.
Case in point: Bob "Prince of Darkness" Novak.
Good thing one of the archaeologists is a ninja...
Guy's talking to his therapist. "Doc," he says, "I made a Freudian slip this morning. I asked my wife to pass the butter, but what came out was 'fuck you bitch, you ruined my life!'"
watertiger
"Have you ever been talking to yourself, and someone else enters the room--and you have to make believe you were singing? And you hope to God the other person really believes there's a song called 'What Does She Think I Am, Some Kind of Putz?'"
-- George Carlin
Pastors must not travel alone; the anonymity and fatigue of the road is too great a temptation for many men. A pastor should take his wife, an older child, an assistant, or fellow leader with him. If this cannot be afforded then travel should not be undertaken.
http://www.thestranger.com/blog/
...onservative.php
In other words, pastors are unable to resist any sort of temptation. You would sort of think that these Men of God would be more able to withstand temptation than the rest of us.
Be serious. No woman in the world with five kids is sexually available. Not anymore. Too damned busy.
R. Manhammer, minion of Black
"get that, would you dear?"
if she had an idea, she was actively surpressing it. watch the video.
dirk gently, sociopathetic
Do you have a link to the video?
should have been a tip off. Why in the fuck would you need to write all your sermons 40 minutes away from home.
trifecta |
So he could feel famous and fabulous for fifteen minutes?
should have been a tip off. Why in the fuck would you need to write all your sermons 40 minutes away from home.
trifecta |
So he could feel famous and fabulous for fifteen minutes?
Okay, why is there an egyptian tomb in North America??
Obviously you've never seen The Fallen Ones.
Eli--real green slime, too!
Pastors must not travel alone; the anonymity and fatigue of the road is too great a temptation for many men. A pastor should take his wife, an older child, an assistant, or fellow leader with him. If this cannot be afforded then travel should not be undertaken.
wow. i've taken lots of business trips alone, and don't recall ever having meth enhanced gay sex while my wife was waiting at home.
Don't get to talk to you often. How are you doing?
mer
Hey there. Just got up here at work and everything is wide open but nobody's here. Really strange. Once again, I overslept and mom made fried catfish but I wasn't able to swing by. She can't see to drive at night or she would bring me some...
I could send you a copy...
Also, it's by Asylum, which does pretty much *all* Sci-Fi movies now, so there's a good chance it'll be on some week in the future.
Okay, and good!!
Oh, I see, the egyptians came here for the tobacco. To LA.
Oh Eli, you get to see real nipples in Snakes!
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
I'm not sure snake nipples are all that exciting.
Do you have a link to the video?
Marcia Brady doesn't live here
seen it on cnn a number of times - i'll see if i can find it on the internets.
Hey there. Just got up here at work and everything is wide open but nobody's here.
Okay, buddy? That sounds ominous....
Hecate
I did not even want to imagine a coup. Not because I fear the action, but what it means in the long term. For our system to work and stay viable for the long term, the system has to work to avoid this and resolve the issues facing the troops.
I'll be around alot more once my laptop comes in and I can comment from home. I paid by check so it takes forever...
[I]Pastors must not travel alone; the anonymity and fatigue of the road is too great a temptation for many men. A pastor should take his wife, an older child, an assistant, or fellow leader with him. If this cannot be afforded then travel should not be undertaken.[/I]
Where the hell are these pastors travelling?
Pastors must not travel alone; the anonymity and fatigue of the road is too great a temptation for many men. A pastor should take his wife, an older child, an assistant, or fellow leader with him. If this cannot be afforded then travel should not be undertaken.
Hmmmmm..... Sounds like rules for nuns, ca. 1905....
Which is why they support NAMBLA, right.
kufr
Project much?
Obviously you've never seen The Fallen Ones.
OH, I forgot.
MAAAAMMMMMOOOOOONNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/
jesus is with you always. I think he needs a new one though- jesus holding the lighter while you smoke some speed.
wow. i've taken lots of business trips alone, and don't recall ever having meth enhanced gay sex while my wife was waiting at home.
We all have regrets.
Why is the cheated-on wife's fault that HE's a pig?
"It isn't the godly pastor's fault, it's the fault of his slatternly wife.
Fuckers.
Diane C. Barking-Mad"
The little I understand of the concept, then he would have some hand in discipling her for her failure. Pretty twisted in my mind's eye.
Okay, this is a problem, Maxx and a laptop don't both fit in my lap.
Okay, this is a problem, Maxx and a laptop don't both fit in my lap.
fourlegsgood is a hippie
Don't centaurs have rather spacious laps?
Why is it the wife's fault?
Because for a rethug it's ALWAYS someone else's fault.
She's just convenient.
Don't centaurs have rather spacious laps?
Maxx has long legs. He's decamped to a pillow though.
Get your HOT shirt for the 2008 rethug convention "I'm not gay, but the dude with his cock in my ass is"
so now pastor ted has to get a real job... he's not eligible for unemployment and presumeably everything they 'own' is actually owned by the church. and they are quite accustomed to a very nice lifestyle. it's gonna be a hard fall.
From the comments to the Army Times editorial
USMC1stSgtRetired
Guest Posts: n/a
Re: Discuss the editorial
Been to Iraq. Seen the goat fuck. I've been saying since 2003 this is like Vietnam. we live in base camps, go out, take ground, and give it back. Instead of jungles, urban areas. Instead of VC, we have the Muj. It did not have to be this way. If we would have gone in in force, instead of thinking once we ousted Saddam, all the different groups there would sit down and sing kumbaya together, this mission wouldn't have drifted into the chaos that it has. Not only should Rumsfeld go, but Bush shoud be out the door two steps in front of him. He's the Commander in Chief. In the military, a commander reaps the rewards for success, or takes reponsibility for failure. By the way, I am a life-long Republican. I hated Clinton, almost got out while he was President. As a republican, I think Bush has set our party back 50 years.
It appears to me that most of the commenters there agree that Rumsfeld should go. Saying Bush should also depart is less common.
jesus holding the lighter while you smoke some speed.
Ah yes, the much-overlooked third course of the Last Supper:
This is My crank that I have cooked for you.
Smoke this in remembrance of Me.
All of red America is Haggards wife.
Bjorn, a poor jung country boi
indeed.
i hope they want vengance.
wow. i've taken lots of business trips alone, and don't recall ever having meth enhanced gay sex while my wife was waiting at home.
dirk gently, sociopathetic
Well then you are obviously not qualified to be pastor of a megachurch.
I hated Clinton, almost got out while he was President.
yep, he was one of those who thought faggots in the foxholes was gravest threat to the military and bet he worked hard to undermine clinton's authority. .
yeah, and considering that the good Pastor had his kids in the car while he was answering reporters question about sex and drugs makes it even sicker.
yeah, and considering that the good Pastor had his kids in the car while he was answering reporters question about sex and drugs makes it even sicker.
Tonto, that wasn't a coincidence, that was staged. After having humiliated this poor woman, he piled her and the kids into the car so he could play the big suburban husband-and-father. I don't know if you saw the clip but she looked like she was about to cry.
And that was in public. You can imagine how he treats her in private.
I was looking over the Freeper threads on this. It's surprisingly similar to threads on the left blogosphere-- except for the more religious among them, who feel that poor, fallen-from-the-path Ted Haggard needs his family to stand firmly behind him in this difficult time. As for their needs--some counseling and everyone's prayers ought to fix them up fine. The obvious--that the Haggards' marriage is toast--doesn't seem to have penetrated.
Clearly Bill Clinton is at fault for this mess.
I was thinking..I wonder where this excuse was when the sinner in question was Bill Clinton?
And what a stinking, POS excuse it is. Nice..not only does the woman have to sit next to Smiling Father Red as he says he just got a "massage" and a little tiny, teeeeny bit of meth..and the bastards are blaming her>.
I'd imagine by this time...Mark Driscoll wife is musing over all those hours the fuckety fucks been away here lately. I hope she freezes the summbitch out for just as long as it takes.
..Dang post got away before I could read over it..
Father Ted..rest of the garbled mess, well ...sorry.
I'm just so sick of the gay-bashing, faux Christians who suddenly change all the rules when it's convenient for them. (And don't the Hastert/Boehner Republicans fit right into this category.)
They were all in a righteous fury over gay marriage and gays..and didn't they seem to enjoy talking about gay sex a little too much, come to think of it.
Anyway, before...men kissing sent these people into hyperventilating visions of damnation for all eternity when it was about strangers.
Now.." well, it's kinda bad, sure,
if the Wife had just thought to look like Pamela Anderson....
Or I guess, Doogie Howser.
If you follow the links and their logic its you loose women who prey on these poor pastors.
Not misogynists at all are they?
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