HULK SMASHED
frist
Second?
drat
i love that vanity fair article on the neocons--"it wasn't our fault, this wasn't what we had in mind at all" they cry plaintively.
What happens if this gets ignored?
Clearly Chalabi is against exit polls...
I pinch!
FUCK BUSH
Appropriate is as appropriate does, Atrios.
Wait, Chalabi is complaining that someone stole his forged votes?
Dammit, I wanted to pinch.
Now that's comedy!
Yeah, I was confused, too.
They cheated more than we did? Is that the claim?
You know how we know? Because in one area we had 5,000 forged ballots, and when they were counted, we didn't even get that many."
A friend of mine says that we need to hack a whole whole bunch of Diebold macnines and make Daffy Duck or Luke Skywalker win the election. Maybe then America will wake up.
Pombo-Bush float's inspiration. "I just love my chubby-cheeked little DeLay wannabe darlin'."
The float is the two heads and Bush's lovin' hands.
Wait, Chalabi is complaining that someone stole his forged votes?
Yup. They didn't count all of his forged votes. Forging votes is hard! its hard work!
Did Haggard have to resort to gay sex and meth because his wife "let herself go"? One fundie preacher seems to think so.
Anyone want or lose a dog?
Found near the MacDonalds on 242 and I45, The Woodlands, TX. Dirty and flea riden, with some bite marks. Now clean and treated with Frontline.
http://i96.photobucket.com/album...06/
IMG_0957.jpg
Someone Please take him before we and Eddy fall in love. We just can not afford it, Money or attention wise or we would keep him. A good dog, male unfixed, less than a year old. Will be a big dog. Comes when called indoors, not so much outdoors, but does not run from you. Gets along with other dogs and is indifferent to cats!
Ha Ha!
He and Eddy played so long, they are both laying, panting, on the kitchen floor.
.
Anyone want or lose a dog?
Found near the MacDonalds on 242 and I45, The Woodlands, TX. Dirty and flea riden, with some bite marks. Now clean and treated with Frontline.
http://i96.photobucket.com/album...06/
IMG_0957.jpg
Someone Please take him before we and Eddy fall in love. We just can not afford it, Money or attention wise or we would keep him. A good dog, male unfixed, less than a year old. Will be a big dog. Comes when called indoors, not so much outdoors, but does not run from you. Gets along with other dogs and is indifferent to cats!
Ha Ha!
He and Eddy played so long, they are both laying, panting, on the kitchen floor.
.
Chalabi - most trusted guy?
Wait, Chalabi is complaining that someone stole his forged votes?
Perhaps the Dems can learn from his mistakes......
why doesnt jordan put a bounty on this mofo's head?
mna o manischevitz, the Assfucking of the Assfuckers is only 3 days away.
not soon enough, in my humble opinion. the monsters who gave us Chalabi are about to meet a similar fate.
Yes, Chalabi got out-cheated. It could not happen to a more deserving person.
They stole a stolen election. Ha!
driftglass,
Are you still here?
Vosges Haut Chocolat
I am so confused now.
sounds like Florida or Ohio.
Sounds like Florida.
Res Ipsa Loquitur: Wanker of the Day!
So Chalabi is basically saying, "We wuz robbed!" when he expected to be the one doing the robbing?
clearly, chalabi is being punished for a lack of chutzpah--he didnt forge enough votes. it is his responsibility to forge enough votes to get at least 1%
See? We have brought democracy to the middle east.
Democracy, Bush style.
Someone Please take him before we and Eddy fall in love. We just can not afford it
This is how NTodd got started y'know....
A friend of mine says that we need to hack a whole whole bunch of Diebold macnines and make Daffy Duck or Luke Skywalker win the election. Maybe then America will wake up.
That reminds me that my quasi-girlfriend (she hates the terms "boy-" and "girlfriend" so we're still trying to figure out what to call each other) voted early. In one race, for state rep. or something, the Repub incumbent ran unopposed. So, my q-g wrote herself in.
I hope that gets some press in her small town.
(By the way, long-distance relationships, while better than the alternative, are teh suck.)
what the fuck is going on in this movie?
Wait, Chalabi is complaining that someone stole his forged votes?
The Kenosha Kid
Comedy gold. Who said there's no good news from Iraq?
And that scene from THE STING pops into my head.
watertiger,
What movie/channel?
I do feel for them. You go to the trouble and effort to rig an election. You stuff the ballot box with 5,000 counterfeit ballots, and you dont' even get 5,000 votes? It makes you feel like it wasn't even worth the effort.
yup, and they are absofreakinglutely delicious.
Hellkitty
Sigh. I can only imagine. Why am I thinking of clothespins?
res,
sci-fi. Channel 44.
she hates the terms "boy-" and "girlfriend" so we're still trying to figure out what to call each other
Lately, I've become enamoured of the term "consort."
NTodd: Jinx. You owe me a coke.
"We know they cheated. You know how we know? Because in one area we had 5,000 forged ballots, and when they were counted, we didn't even get that many." He shrugged.
Sounds like Mary Matalin election night 2000.
so we're still trying to figure out what to call each other
Ummer.
As in, "Mom, I'd like you to meet my, umm, er...."
agave, what a lovely dog. If you need some vet/food money before you find a new home for him, I'd be glad to contribute.
This is how NTodd got started y'know....
flory, keeper of the list
damn
.
[man] o manischevitz
Mrs. Ibrahim, I haven't heard anyone say that in years! I clerked for a judge in St. Louis after graduating from law school about 12 years ago. The judge, a native St. Louisan, always said that!
Thanks for the memory ...
Not surprising at all. They don't have electronic voting machines that'd prevent vote counting scams from happening.
Robbing Peter to pay Paul?
Well, that doesn't work for the situation.
How about: Robbing Capone to pay Ali?
[Not the boxer, you sillies...]
A friend of mine says that we need to hack a whole whole bunch of Diebold macnines and make Daffy Duck or Luke Skywalker win the election. Maybe then America will wake up.
Daffy Duck.
Luke Skywalker has the whining disease his dad had.
Res Ipsa Loquitur: Wanker of the Day!
The Kenosha Kid
Ah. There you are. RIL was axing about you below.
Res Ipsa Loquitur: Wanker of the Day!
The Kenosha Kid
Ah. There you are. RIL was axing about you below.
goodnight moonbats, very tired from the protest march today.
so enjoy the photos from the March for Global Climate Justice
and don't forget to check out yesterday's Cat Blogging
Lately, I've become enamoured of the term "consort."
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
I like it, Hecate.
Of course, it probably would help if our respective divorces were finalized first ... 
'they stole my forged votes'
PRICELESS!
They shoulda hired Katherine Harris to go over and 'fix' things for them!
up from below
http://www.thestranger.com/blog/ ...onservative.php
In other words, pastors are unable to resist any sort of temptation. You would sort of think that these Men of God would be more able to withstand temptation than the rest of us.
____league | 11.04.06 - 9:15 pm | #
this is the same kind of thinking that
ends in women having to wear chador.
Sort of weakens the purple digit propaganda.
Jeez, the Iraqis are better at this than the US Republicans.
I would laugh, but it hits too close to home.
so we're still trying to figure out what to call each other- Sinfonian
co-conspirator
driftglass,
Are you still here?
Vosges Haut Chocolat
I am so confused now.
res ipsa loquitur | 11.04.06 - 9:15 pm
res!
I got cable teevee and there are tons of channels and there is nothing on.
Me?
I got pictures, got candy, I'm a lovable man And I can take you to the nearest star.
hehehe.
driftglass | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 8:59 pm
Did Haggard have to resort to gay sex and meth because his wife "let herself go"? One fundie preacher seems to think so.
wtfwjd?
WHY is it the cheated-upon wife's fault that HE's a pig?
http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/
jesus is with you always. Even when you're working out with your sexy man-whore.
but this is probably my fav:
http://members.aol.com/JesusImag...un06/
dental.jpg
ow ow ooow! Jesus made my gums bleed!
I think he needs a new one, of Jesus holding the pipe while I smoke it.
Sigh. I can only imagine. Why am I thinking of clothespins?
R. Manhammer, minion of Black | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 9:19 pm | #
I can't imagine.
chalabi forgot the basic principle--it's not who forges the votes, it's who counts the votes.
jello,
That name is too pedestrian for you fine spirit. How about "Gelato"?
why doesnt jordan put a bounty on this mofo's head?
jello
jordan is a us isreal protectorate. If the us tells them they can start chasing chalabi they will. The fucker nearly destroyed jordan's national bank and they have done nothing to catch him becaus the cheney regime has warned them off.
"Maybe then America will wake up.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator |"
Hey, we wanted change. Change is good.
she hates the terms "boy-" and "girlfriend" so we're still trying to figure out what to call each other
Paramour?
co-conspirator
jello | 11.04.06 - 9:22 pm | #
novia or novio.
see, if haggard's wife had been into dildoes and shooting up speed, their marriage could've been saved.
WHY is it the cheated-upon wife's fault that HE's a pig?
Terry C, Hates the GOP
Because Jesus said so in the Book of Chauviniticus.
Man, Bush's shit is JACKED UP!! Nothing, absolutely NOTHING, is going the way they'd planned.
NTodd: Jinx. You owe me a coke.
All I have is decaf Pepsi.
so we're still trying to figure out what to call each other
How about "stud muffin" and "atomic passion"?
I got pictures, got candy, I'm a lovable man And I can take you to the nearest star.
hehehe.
driftglass | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 8:59 pm
Agh!
Didn't some members of this band:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h...h?
v=h48Zz_Odkhs
also end up in this one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H...h?
v=H1MDEX5S0a8
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins | 11.04.06 - 9:10 pm
Pombo-Bush float's inspiration.
"You got a purdy mouf..."
sinfonian
the guy who I learned man o manischevitz from just had his papers donated to Boston College today. if anyone is in the Boston area, my mom's photo is in the Globe with the article on his collection added to BC's special collections.
was a great guy, and it's a funny saying
"We know they cheated. You know how we know? Because in one area we had 5,000 forged ballots, and when they were counted, we didn't even get that many."
He should've sent Jim Baker and Katie Harris to do the job.
Politics Is A Burning Thing
And It Makes A Fiery Ring
Bound By Wild Desire
We Fell Into A Ring Of Fire
CHORUS:
Dems Fell Into A Burning Ring Of Fire
Dems Went Down, Down, Down
And The Flames Went Higher
And It Burns, Burns, Burns
The Ring Of Fire
The Ring Of Fire
We Fell Into A Burning Ring Of Fire
Dems Went Down, Down, Down
And The Flames Went Higher
Jesus made my gums bleed!
Don't forget about Businessman Jesus.
she hates the terms "boy-" and "girlfriend" so we're still trying to figure out what to call each other
"Yo" works.
Jesus' General
wow!
see, if haggard's wife had been into dildoes and shooting up speed, their marriage could've been saved.
pretzelattack
Did these assholes ever hear of MARRIAGE COUNSELING?
this is the same kind of thinking that
ends in women having to wear chador.
Hellkitty
Fundies of all religions have an awful lot in common....
Man, Bush's shit is JACKED UP!! Nothing, absolutely NOTHING, is going the way they'd planned.
Someone needs to tell cheney. That fucker is delusional.
agave, what a lovely dog. If you need some vet/food money before you find a new home for him, I'd be glad to contribute.
mer
Might take you up on that. Last thing we need right now is another big vet bill.
Thanks.
.
http://members.aol.com/JesusImag...6/
guitarist.jpg
How about the old ball & chain. If you are young enough, it can be playful and ironic. In your mid to late thirties or older, not so much so.
I suppose that line of reasoning works if Mrs Ted refused to dress like a man, hook up the ol' strap on and freebase the meth.
Lately, I've become enamoured of the term "consort."
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
I'm fond of "minion," for some reason.
He's there but he's not spotting?What bind of a tacky Savior is that?
if the preacher's wife had a dick he wouldn't need to have gay butt sex
Jeez, the Iraqis are better at this than the US Republicans.
Well, they have been around for thousands of years.
How amusing that Chalabi ultimately managed to con everyone, including himself.
"Be careful what you wish for-- it might come true."
Paramour?
Karin
Hmmm ... that's good. I'm still digging "consort."
Or "co-conspirator."
i love it--chalabi is blaming wolfowitz, adelman and perle are blaming bush. not one of these fuckers is blaming themselves.
Man, Bush's shit is JACKED UP!! Nothing, absolutely NOTHING, is going the way they'd planned.
Who could have forseen?!
Its a circle jerk of blame!
That reminds me that my quasi-girlfriend (she hates the terms "boy-" and "girlfriend" so we're still trying to figure out what to call each other)
...
Sinfonian
There's always Rumpole's term:
She Who Must Be Obeyed.
bo- he's clearly jizzing in his robes. You can't spot and orgasm at the same time.
You know what's great for a circle jerk? Meth. Just saying.
How about "stud muffin" and "atomic passion"?
Terry C, Hates the GOP
Well, she's definitely "atomic passion" (TMI!), but I don't know if I qualify as a "stud muffin."
Decide for yourself on Monday, when you can watch me on Jeopardy! I'll be on the third podium.
A friend of mine says that we need to hack a whole whole bunch of Diebold macnines and make Daffy Duck or Luke Skywalker win the election. Maybe then America will wake up.
Bugs bunny.
Remember this Jebus?
http://thumbsnap.com/v/IVzpyG02.jpg
The dems went
down
down
down
into a burnin' ring of fire.
Have the Wilsons been indicted yet?
Damn. Lion kitty maxx is watching football.
i love it--chalabi is blaming wolfowitz, adelman and perle are blaming bush. not one of these fuckers is blaming themselves.
These guys are all in the "buck stops waaaay over there far away from me!" mode.
Every last one of them.
Ready for Tuesday.
Mrs. Ibrahim -
Cool story. I'm a university development officer, and I'm working on a donation of papers right now. It's very interesting and in some ways beats just getting a check or a pledge ...
thanks skeet. That was ummmm crappy.
bind = kind. Damn finners.
Down
down
down
He's there but he's not spotting?What bind of a tacky Savior is that?
bo | 11.04.06 - 9:27 pm | #
that's a little gay.
There's always Rumpole's term:
She Who Must Be Obeyed.
Uncle Smokes
Ding, ding!!
skeet, there are kids watching, re-inactments of Gannon servicing Rove are not appropriate during family hour.
goin' down down down.
you like it when I grab your shoulders, don't you?
http://members.aol.com/JesusImag...n06/
trucker.jpg
Remember this Jebus?
http://thumbsnap.com/v/IVzpyG02.jpg
Terry C, Hates the GOP
Oh wow!
Oh my...
That's a keeper...thanks!
Cool story. I'm a university development officer, and I'm working on a donation of papers right now. It's very interesting and in some ways beats just getting a check or a pledge ...
Really?
We are in the same business.
If lance armstrong wins tomorrow's NYC Marathon you'll know the rumors were true
Fundies of all religions have an awful lot in common....
flory, keeper of the list
A definite contempt for women.
Dems Went D--
Shorter moronic brownshirt fuck: I'm scared, Mr. Rove... can I suck your dick?
Jesus is even with you on the golf course?
Oh come off it. Even he would know what a silly useless thing it is. I can only see it if he is motivating the golfer into selling his clubs for charity and turning his green fees over to charity as well.
Nobody's supposed to be in the tomb unsupervised!
You can't spot and orgasm at the same time. - smiley
This is conjecture or the voice of experience?
You don't have to answer.
Oh my...
That's a keeper...thanks!
Uncle Smokes
I got it here, but I forget which one of my fellow Eschatonians did the linkee to it.
you like it when I grab your shoulders, don't you?
http://members.aol.com/JesusImag...n06/
trucker.jpg
smiley
Wow...the truck driver is clearly uncomfortable with Jesus' tender touch.
Ready for Tuesday.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
Locally, there's nothing to vote for here. Nothing national, either. We have a democrat and a republican who are running for mayor of my city. The republican looks good but the democrat is a worthless fat ass. I can't believe I'll be voting repuke but I don't have a choice...
DOWN DOWN DOWN
Jesus is even with you on the golf course?
i like golf, and i often call to him when i play.
well, not "call to." more like "yell at"
jesus fucking christ! in the water again?
I like all the combined scripture where Jesus discussed homosexuals,when he said " ". He meant it too.
What bind of a tacky Savior is that?
Ok, that's the funniest, tackiest thing that I've ever seen in my entire existence
Someone needs to tell cheney. That fucker is delusional.
As Atrios has said, for Cheney and Bush, staying is winning. Understandable, from the point of view that Cheney's goal from the time he had a map of Iraq on the wall during his energy task force meetings in early 2001 was to create a colony that could be exploited for its oil. The psychopath isn't going to give up his prize now.
even a worthless fat ass is better than a republican.
Really?
We are in the same business.
fourlegsgood is a hippie
Yep, really. Very cool. I've been doing it for about 10 years.
In one of my Jeopardy! appearances I even mention the university, if you care to watch ...
mrs. ibrahim al-jaafari -- "Man o Manischevitz, what a wine!" was a tv commercial from my childhood.
mrs. ibrahim al-jaafari -- "Man o Manischevitz, what a wine!" was a tv commercial from my childhood.
"Fundies of all religions have an awful lot in common..."
A definite contempt for women.
A contempt for anyone "weaker." They always blame the victim.
The victim is "asking for it."
You can't spot and orgasm at the same time. - smiley
when one orgasms in one's robe, one usually spots.
why is the quality of trolls decreasing? Skeet is just saying down, down, down. My kid knows how to do that, and he isn't even 2 yet.
Dems Went D--
Shorter moronic brownshirt fuck: I'm scared, Mr. Rove... can I suck your dick?
dave™©
Dreadfully boring, the 33%ers.
And delusional.
Well, I Googled Gayle Haggard & I wouldn't resort to gay hookers (but that's just me) -- if she's let herself go, it doesn't show up in the pictures.
Bats -- I've got a meeting starting here Monday & as soon as it is over I'm off to the annual Benedictine Priors Workshop (in Oregon this year) & then to visit my parents in Ohio -- I will try to stop by while I am still here, but from 9-20 November I will not be online -- I'll miss you (of course, if the Republicans manage to steal THIS election, being away from the cries of agony & despair might be a good thing).
http://thumbsnap.com/v/L3av5lxa.jpg
Gotta support the team!
Jesus' General
wow!
portia
You might want to have that link checked by a link doctor.
-
Sinfonian, when you say one of your appearances, that is an implication that you won at least one event. Can't ya get in trouble with Alex Trebeck for that. He makes people who squeal help him clean his mother's bunions I hear.
even a worthless fat ass is better than a republican.
pretzelattack
Many Republicans ARE worthless fat asses.
she hates the terms "boy-" and "girlfriend" so we're still trying to figure out what to call each other
I call hi/them my Gentleman Caller(s).
i wonder if ted is related to merle.
have a great and safe trip, pior.
from the link at Jesus'General:
Remember this video, which I posted yesterday? Remember watching in horror as Ted Haggard answered questions about his big gay masseuse and big gay crystal meth habit—he was in the habit of purchasing meth and throwing it away—while his poor wife sat next to him looking like she wanted to die? Remember how sorry you felt for his wife? Well, guess what?
His kids were in the car too.
Some will blame the reporter, of course, for shoving her camera and mic into the car. I blame Haggard. At the beginning of the interview the reporter asks Haggard if he would step out of the car for a moment to answer a few questions. If he was going to go into all that detail, why didn’t he step out of the damn car?
I didn't know that his kids were in the car, too, during that interview. What a coward - and what was the reporter thinking? sheesh!!!
Locally, there's nothing to vote for here. Nothing national, either.
What about your congress critter?
Here I've been seeing attack ads on Jim Ryun (R-insane), who was thought to be safe just a week ago & Talent is still running attacks on McCaskill.
Come to think of it, orgasming in the a robe would lead to spotting if he ain't wearing skivvies.
So who wants Mrs Ted on the rebound? You get half the megachurch and some great stained glass.
mwa ha ha ha I'm loving this.
It's Rick Santorum Jesus!
Hey Lord, will you hold this dog down while I fuck it?
