I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
frist
Second?
drat
i love that vanity fair article on the neocons--"it wasn't our fault, this wasn't what we had in mind at all" they cry plaintively.
What happens if this gets ignored?
Clearly Chalabi is against exit polls...
I pinch!
FUCK BUSH
Appropriate is as appropriate does, Atrios.
Wait, Chalabi is complaining that someone stole his forged votes?
Dammit, I wanted to pinch.
Now that's comedy!
Yeah, I was confused, too.
They cheated more than we did? Is that the claim?
You know how we know? Because in one area we had 5,000 forged ballots, and when they were counted, we didn't even get that many."
A friend of mine says that we need to hack a whole whole bunch of Diebold macnines and make Daffy Duck or Luke Skywalker win the election. Maybe then America will wake up.
Pombo-Bush float's inspiration. "I just love my chubby-cheeked little DeLay wannabe darlin'."
The float is the two heads and Bush's lovin' hands.
Wait, Chalabi is complaining that someone stole his forged votes?
Yup. They didn't count all of his forged votes. Forging votes is hard! its hard work!
Did Haggard have to resort to gay sex and meth because his wife "let herself go"? One fundie preacher seems to think so.
Anyone want or lose a dog?
Found near the MacDonalds on 242 and I45, The Woodlands, TX. Dirty and flea riden, with some bite marks. Now clean and treated with Frontline.
http://i96.photobucket.com/album...06/
IMG_0957.jpg
Someone Please take him before we and Eddy fall in love. We just can not afford it, Money or attention wise or we would keep him. A good dog, male unfixed, less than a year old. Will be a big dog. Comes when called indoors, not so much outdoors, but does not run from you. Gets along with other dogs and is indifferent to cats!
Ha Ha!
He and Eddy played so long, they are both laying, panting, on the kitchen floor.
.
Anyone want or lose a dog?
Found near the MacDonalds on 242 and I45, The Woodlands, TX. Dirty and flea riden, with some bite marks. Now clean and treated with Frontline.
http://i96.photobucket.com/album...06/
IMG_0957.jpg
Someone Please take him before we and Eddy fall in love. We just can not afford it, Money or attention wise or we would keep him. A good dog, male unfixed, less than a year old. Will be a big dog. Comes when called indoors, not so much outdoors, but does not run from you. Gets along with other dogs and is indifferent to cats!
Ha Ha!
He and Eddy played so long, they are both laying, panting, on the kitchen floor.
.
Chalabi - most trusted guy?
Wait, Chalabi is complaining that someone stole his forged votes?
Perhaps the Dems can learn from his mistakes......
why doesnt jordan put a bounty on this mofo's head?
mna o manischevitz, the Assfucking of the Assfuckers is only 3 days away.
not soon enough, in my humble opinion. the monsters who gave us Chalabi are about to meet a similar fate.
Yes, Chalabi got out-cheated. It could not happen to a more deserving person.
They stole a stolen election. Ha!
driftglass,
Are you still here?
Vosges Haut Chocolat
I am so confused now.
sounds like Florida or Ohio.
Sounds like Florida.
Res Ipsa Loquitur: Wanker of the Day!
So Chalabi is basically saying, "We wuz robbed!" when he expected to be the one doing the robbing?
clearly, chalabi is being punished for a lack of chutzpah--he didnt forge enough votes. it is his responsibility to forge enough votes to get at least 1%
See? We have brought democracy to the middle east.
Democracy, Bush style.
Someone Please take him before we and Eddy fall in love. We just can not afford it
This is how NTodd got started y'know....
A friend of mine says that we need to hack a whole whole bunch of Diebold macnines and make Daffy Duck or Luke Skywalker win the election. Maybe then America will wake up.
That reminds me that my quasi-girlfriend (she hates the terms "boy-" and "girlfriend" so we're still trying to figure out what to call each other) voted early. In one race, for state rep. or something, the Repub incumbent ran unopposed. So, my q-g wrote herself in.
I hope that gets some press in her small town.
(By the way, long-distance relationships, while better than the alternative, are teh suck.)
what the fuck is going on in this movie?
Wait, Chalabi is complaining that someone stole his forged votes?
The Kenosha Kid
Comedy gold. Who said there's no good news from Iraq?
And that scene from THE STING pops into my head.
watertiger,
What movie/channel?
I do feel for them. You go to the trouble and effort to rig an election. You stuff the ballot box with 5,000 counterfeit ballots, and you dont' even get 5,000 votes? It makes you feel like it wasn't even worth the effort.
yup, and they are absofreakinglutely delicious.
Hellkitty
Sigh. I can only imagine. Why am I thinking of clothespins?
res,
sci-fi. Channel 44.
she hates the terms "boy-" and "girlfriend" so we're still trying to figure out what to call each other
Lately, I've become enamoured of the term "consort."
NTodd: Jinx. You owe me a coke.
"We know they cheated. You know how we know? Because in one area we had 5,000 forged ballots, and when they were counted, we didn't even get that many." He shrugged.
Sounds like Mary Matalin election night 2000.
so we're still trying to figure out what to call each other
Ummer.
As in, "Mom, I'd like you to meet my, umm, er...."
agave, what a lovely dog. If you need some vet/food money before you find a new home for him, I'd be glad to contribute.
This is how NTodd got started y'know....
flory, keeper of the list
damn
.
[man] o manischevitz
Mrs. Ibrahim, I haven't heard anyone say that in years! I clerked for a judge in St. Louis after graduating from law school about 12 years ago. The judge, a native St. Louisan, always said that!
Thanks for the memory ...
Not surprising at all. They don't have electronic voting machines that'd prevent vote counting scams from happening.
Robbing Peter to pay Paul?
Well, that doesn't work for the situation.
How about: Robbing Capone to pay Ali?
[Not the boxer, you sillies...]
A friend of mine says that we need to hack a whole whole bunch of Diebold macnines and make Daffy Duck or Luke Skywalker win the election. Maybe then America will wake up.
Daffy Duck.
Luke Skywalker has the whining disease his dad had.
Res Ipsa Loquitur: Wanker of the Day!
The Kenosha Kid
Ah. There you are. RIL was axing about you below.
Res Ipsa Loquitur: Wanker of the Day!
The Kenosha Kid
Ah. There you are. RIL was axing about you below.
goodnight moonbats, very tired from the protest march today.
so enjoy the photos from the March for Global Climate Justice
and don't forget to check out yesterday's Cat Blogging
Lately, I've become enamoured of the term "consort."
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
I like it, Hecate.
Of course, it probably would help if our respective divorces were finalized first ... 
'they stole my forged votes'
PRICELESS!
They shoulda hired Katherine Harris to go over and 'fix' things for them!
up from below
http://www.thestranger.com/blog/ ...onservative.php
In other words, pastors are unable to resist any sort of temptation. You would sort of think that these Men of God would be more able to withstand temptation than the rest of us.
____league | 11.04.06 - 9:15 pm | #
this is the same kind of thinking that
ends in women having to wear chador.
Sort of weakens the purple digit propaganda.
Jeez, the Iraqis are better at this than the US Republicans.
I would laugh, but it hits too close to home.
so we're still trying to figure out what to call each other- Sinfonian
co-conspirator
driftglass,
Are you still here?
Vosges Haut Chocolat
I am so confused now.
res ipsa loquitur | 11.04.06 - 9:15 pm
res!
I got cable teevee and there are tons of channels and there is nothing on.
Me?
I got pictures, got candy, I'm a lovable man And I can take you to the nearest star.
hehehe.
driftglass | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 8:59 pm
Did Haggard have to resort to gay sex and meth because his wife "let herself go"? One fundie preacher seems to think so.
wtfwjd?
WHY is it the cheated-upon wife's fault that HE's a pig?
http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/
jesus is with you always. Even when you're working out with your sexy man-whore.
but this is probably my fav:
http://members.aol.com/JesusImag...un06/
dental.jpg
ow ow ooow! Jesus made my gums bleed!
I think he needs a new one, of Jesus holding the pipe while I smoke it.
Sigh. I can only imagine. Why am I thinking of clothespins?
R. Manhammer, minion of Black | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 9:19 pm | #
I can't imagine.
chalabi forgot the basic principle--it's not who forges the votes, it's who counts the votes.
jello,
That name is too pedestrian for you fine spirit. How about "Gelato"?
why doesnt jordan put a bounty on this mofo's head?
jello
jordan is a us isreal protectorate. If the us tells them they can start chasing chalabi they will. The fucker nearly destroyed jordan's national bank and they have done nothing to catch him becaus the cheney regime has warned them off.
"Maybe then America will wake up.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator |"
Hey, we wanted change. Change is good.
she hates the terms "boy-" and "girlfriend" so we're still trying to figure out what to call each other
Paramour?
co-conspirator
jello | 11.04.06 - 9:22 pm | #
novia or novio.
see, if haggard's wife had been into dildoes and shooting up speed, their marriage could've been saved.
WHY is it the cheated-upon wife's fault that HE's a pig?
Terry C, Hates the GOP
Because Jesus said so in the Book of Chauviniticus.
Man, Bush's shit is JACKED UP!! Nothing, absolutely NOTHING, is going the way they'd planned.
NTodd: Jinx. You owe me a coke.
All I have is decaf Pepsi.
so we're still trying to figure out what to call each other
How about "stud muffin" and "atomic passion"?
I got pictures, got candy, I'm a lovable man And I can take you to the nearest star.
hehehe.
driftglass | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 8:59 pm
Agh!
Didn't some members of this band:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h...h?
v=h48Zz_Odkhs
also end up in this one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H...h?
v=H1MDEX5S0a8
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins | 11.04.06 - 9:10 pm
Pombo-Bush float's inspiration.
"You got a purdy mouf..."
sinfonian
the guy who I learned man o manischevitz from just had his papers donated to Boston College today. if anyone is in the Boston area, my mom's photo is in the Globe with the article on his collection added to BC's special collections.
was a great guy, and it's a funny saying
"We know they cheated. You know how we know? Because in one area we had 5,000 forged ballots, and when they were counted, we didn't even get that many."
He should've sent Jim Baker and Katie Harris to do the job.
Politics Is A Burning Thing
And It Makes A Fiery Ring
Bound By Wild Desire
We Fell Into A Ring Of Fire
CHORUS:
Dems Fell Into A Burning Ring Of Fire
Dems Went Down, Down, Down
And The Flames Went Higher
And It Burns, Burns, Burns
The Ring Of Fire
The Ring Of Fire
We Fell Into A Burning Ring Of Fire
Dems Went Down, Down, Down
And The Flames Went Higher
Jesus made my gums bleed!
Don't forget about Businessman Jesus.
she hates the terms "boy-" and "girlfriend" so we're still trying to figure out what to call each other
"Yo" works.
Jesus' General
wow!
see, if haggard's wife had been into dildoes and shooting up speed, their marriage could've been saved.
pretzelattack
Did these assholes ever hear of MARRIAGE COUNSELING?
this is the same kind of thinking that
ends in women having to wear chador.
Hellkitty
Fundies of all religions have an awful lot in common....
Man, Bush's shit is JACKED UP!! Nothing, absolutely NOTHING, is going the way they'd planned.
Someone needs to tell cheney. That fucker is delusional.
agave, what a lovely dog. If you need some vet/food money before you find a new home for him, I'd be glad to contribute.
mer
Might take you up on that. Last thing we need right now is another big vet bill.
Thanks.
.
http://members.aol.com/JesusImag...6/
guitarist.jpg
How about the old ball & chain. If you are young enough, it can be playful and ironic. In your mid to late thirties or older, not so much so.
I suppose that line of reasoning works if Mrs Ted refused to dress like a man, hook up the ol' strap on and freebase the meth.
Lately, I've become enamoured of the term "consort."
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
I'm fond of "minion," for some reason.
He's there but he's not spotting?What bind of a tacky Savior is that?
if the preacher's wife had a dick he wouldn't need to have gay butt sex
Jeez, the Iraqis are better at this than the US Republicans.
Well, they have been around for thousands of years.
How amusing that Chalabi ultimately managed to con everyone, including himself.
"Be careful what you wish for-- it might come true."
Paramour?
Karin
Hmmm ... that's good. I'm still digging "consort."
Or "co-conspirator."
i love it--chalabi is blaming wolfowitz, adelman and perle are blaming bush. not one of these fuckers is blaming themselves.
Man, Bush's shit is JACKED UP!! Nothing, absolutely NOTHING, is going the way they'd planned.
Who could have forseen?!
Its a circle jerk of blame!
That reminds me that my quasi-girlfriend (she hates the terms "boy-" and "girlfriend" so we're still trying to figure out what to call each other)
...
Sinfonian
There's always Rumpole's term:
She Who Must Be Obeyed.
bo- he's clearly jizzing in his robes. You can't spot and orgasm at the same time.
You know what's great for a circle jerk? Meth. Just saying.
How about "stud muffin" and "atomic passion"?
Terry C, Hates the GOP
Well, she's definitely "atomic passion" (TMI!), but I don't know if I qualify as a "stud muffin."
Decide for yourself on Monday, when you can watch me on Jeopardy! I'll be on the third podium.
A friend of mine says that we need to hack a whole whole bunch of Diebold macnines and make Daffy Duck or Luke Skywalker win the election. Maybe then America will wake up.
Bugs bunny.
Remember this Jebus?
http://thumbsnap.com/v/IVzpyG02.jpg
The dems went
down
down
down
into a burnin' ring of fire.
Have the Wilsons been indicted yet?
Damn. Lion kitty maxx is watching football.
i love it--chalabi is blaming wolfowitz, adelman and perle are blaming bush. not one of these fuckers is blaming themselves.
These guys are all in the "buck stops waaaay over there far away from me!" mode.
Every last one of them.
Ready for Tuesday.
Mrs. Ibrahim -
Cool story. I'm a university development officer, and I'm working on a donation of papers right now. It's very interesting and in some ways beats just getting a check or a pledge ...
thanks skeet. That was ummmm crappy.
bind = kind. Damn finners.
Down
down
down
He's there but he's not spotting?What bind of a tacky Savior is that?
bo | 11.04.06 - 9:27 pm | #
that's a little gay.
There's always Rumpole's term:
She Who Must Be Obeyed.
Uncle Smokes
Ding, ding!!
skeet, there are kids watching, re-inactments of Gannon servicing Rove are not appropriate during family hour.
goin' down down down.
you like it when I grab your shoulders, don't you?
http://members.aol.com/JesusImag...n06/
trucker.jpg
Remember this Jebus?
http://thumbsnap.com/v/IVzpyG02.jpg
Terry C, Hates the GOP
Oh wow!
Oh my...
That's a keeper...thanks!
Cool story. I'm a university development officer, and I'm working on a donation of papers right now. It's very interesting and in some ways beats just getting a check or a pledge ...
Really?
We are in the same business.
If lance armstrong wins tomorrow's NYC Marathon you'll know the rumors were true
Fundies of all religions have an awful lot in common....
flory, keeper of the list
A definite contempt for women.
Dems Went D--
Shorter moronic brownshirt fuck: I'm scared, Mr. Rove... can I suck your dick?
Jesus is even with you on the golf course?
Oh come off it. Even he would know what a silly useless thing it is. I can only see it if he is motivating the golfer into selling his clubs for charity and turning his green fees over to charity as well.
Nobody's supposed to be in the tomb unsupervised!
You can't spot and orgasm at the same time. - smiley
This is conjecture or the voice of experience?
You don't have to answer.
Oh my...
That's a keeper...thanks!
Uncle Smokes
I got it here, but I forget which one of my fellow Eschatonians did the linkee to it.
you like it when I grab your shoulders, don't you?
http://members.aol.com/JesusImag...n06/
trucker.jpg
smiley
Wow...the truck driver is clearly uncomfortable with Jesus' tender touch.
Ready for Tuesday.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
Locally, there's nothing to vote for here. Nothing national, either. We have a democrat and a republican who are running for mayor of my city. The republican looks good but the democrat is a worthless fat ass. I can't believe I'll be voting repuke but I don't have a choice...
DOWN DOWN DOWN
Jesus is even with you on the golf course?
i like golf, and i often call to him when i play.
well, not "call to." more like "yell at"
jesus fucking christ! in the water again?
I like all the combined scripture where Jesus discussed homosexuals,when he said " ". He meant it too.
What bind of a tacky Savior is that?
Ok, that's the funniest, tackiest thing that I've ever seen in my entire existence
Someone needs to tell cheney. That fucker is delusional.
As Atrios has said, for Cheney and Bush, staying is winning. Understandable, from the point of view that Cheney's goal from the time he had a map of Iraq on the wall during his energy task force meetings in early 2001 was to create a colony that could be exploited for its oil. The psychopath isn't going to give up his prize now.
even a worthless fat ass is better than a republican.
Really?
We are in the same business.
fourlegsgood is a hippie
Yep, really. Very cool. I've been doing it for about 10 years.
In one of my Jeopardy! appearances I even mention the university, if you care to watch ...
mrs. ibrahim al-jaafari -- "Man o Manischevitz, what a wine!" was a tv commercial from my childhood.
mrs. ibrahim al-jaafari -- "Man o Manischevitz, what a wine!" was a tv commercial from my childhood.
"Fundies of all religions have an awful lot in common..."
A definite contempt for women.
A contempt for anyone "weaker." They always blame the victim.
The victim is "asking for it."
You can't spot and orgasm at the same time. - smiley
when one orgasms in one's robe, one usually spots.
why is the quality of trolls decreasing? Skeet is just saying down, down, down. My kid knows how to do that, and he isn't even 2 yet.
Dems Went D--
Shorter moronic brownshirt fuck: I'm scared, Mr. Rove... can I suck your dick?
dave™©
Dreadfully boring, the 33%ers.
And delusional.
Well, I Googled Gayle Haggard & I wouldn't resort to gay hookers (but that's just me) -- if she's let herself go, it doesn't show up in the pictures.
Bats -- I've got a meeting starting here Monday & as soon as it is over I'm off to the annual Benedictine Priors Workshop (in Oregon this year) & then to visit my parents in Ohio -- I will try to stop by while I am still here, but from 9-20 November I will not be online -- I'll miss you (of course, if the Republicans manage to steal THIS election, being away from the cries of agony & despair might be a good thing).
http://thumbsnap.com/v/L3av5lxa.jpg
Gotta support the team!
Jesus' General
wow!
portia
You might want to have that link checked by a link doctor.
-
Sinfonian, when you say one of your appearances, that is an implication that you won at least one event. Can't ya get in trouble with Alex Trebeck for that. He makes people who squeal help him clean his mother's bunions I hear.
even a worthless fat ass is better than a republican.
pretzelattack
Many Republicans ARE worthless fat asses.
she hates the terms "boy-" and "girlfriend" so we're still trying to figure out what to call each other
I call hi/them my Gentleman Caller(s).
i wonder if ted is related to merle.
have a great and safe trip, pior.
from the link at Jesus'General:
Remember this video, which I posted yesterday? Remember watching in horror as Ted Haggard answered questions about his big gay masseuse and big gay crystal meth habit—he was in the habit of purchasing meth and throwing it away—while his poor wife sat next to him looking like she wanted to die? Remember how sorry you felt for his wife? Well, guess what?
His kids were in the car too.
Some will blame the reporter, of course, for shoving her camera and mic into the car. I blame Haggard. At the beginning of the interview the reporter asks Haggard if he would step out of the car for a moment to answer a few questions. If he was going to go into all that detail, why didn’t he step out of the damn car?
I didn't know that his kids were in the car, too, during that interview. What a coward - and what was the reporter thinking? sheesh!!!
Locally, there's nothing to vote for here. Nothing national, either.
What about your congress critter?
Here I've been seeing attack ads on Jim Ryun (R-insane), who was thought to be safe just a week ago & Talent is still running attacks on McCaskill.
Come to think of it, orgasming in the a robe would lead to spotting if he ain't wearing skivvies.
So who wants Mrs Ted on the rebound? You get half the megachurch and some great stained glass.
mwa ha ha ha I'm loving this.
It's Rick Santorum Jesus!
Hey Lord, will you hold this dog down while I fuck it?
prior.
Mike Stark set up in second attempt to ask Allen questions.
Sinfonian, when you say one of your appearances, that is an implication that you won at least one event. Can't ya get in trouble with Alex Trebeck for that. He makes people who squeal help him clean his mother's bunions I hear.
trifecta
Well, only if the media gets ahold of it. Shhhhh ....
I'll deny it. Name-stealer.
Did these assholes ever hear of MARRIAGE COUNSELING?
I tried it. Didn't work. Only helps if both parties are, like, interested in dealing with reality.
ojo was saying he had no choice but to vote for the republican because the democrat was a worthless fat ass. i cant see it--any dem is going to have some incentive to go along with the rest of the party (zell miller and lieberman aside).
Prior,
Did you already vote?
Prior A, where in Oregon will you be meeting?
you gotta forgive skeet, his pastor is late with this week's meth. but skeet is all lubed up and ready, another good GOP voter ready to take it up the ass.
you gotta forgive skeet, his pastor is late with this week's meth. but skeet is all lubed up and ready, another good GOP voter ready to take it up the ass.
Hmmmm.
Should I order a pizza??
I didn't know that his kids were in the car, too, during that interview. What a coward - and what was the reporter thinking? sheesh!!!
portia | 11.04.06 - 9:37 pm | #
i was surprised the camera didn't keep mrs and the kids in frame.
and greatful.
spreading democracy, american style.
hope everyone is ready for weds. morn.
Take care of your blessed self, Prior.
I wish I knew more Christians like you. You make being human so worthwhile.
I tried it. Didn't work. Only helps if both parties are, like, interested in dealing with reality.
NTodd, Evil Fuck
so did you enjoy the methy gay sex?
I owe dirk a coke.
"greatful?"
sheesh. shoulda went with the bourbon.
i was surprised the camera didn't keep mrs and the kids in frame.
and greatful.
dirk gently,
I feel sorry for his kids. He's got to be a tough guy to live with. and now this.
the reporter asked if he would step outside the car and pastor ted declined. it was his choice to subject his family to that scene. frankly, i bet he calculated their presence would shield him from really harsh encounters. what a disgusting coward.
The people from Haggard's church literally, not figuratively, walk the streets of Colorado springs and spray holy water on intersections where "immoral" people interact, as well as using sprays of oil, I am assuming olive oil, but as John Ashford knows, Crisco works in a pinch.
so did you enjoy the methy gay sex?
I hear thantorum maketh an awful meth.
jack went down down down into his mother's basement to troll.
Should I order a pizza??
Pizza is good.
Should I order a pizza??
Pizza is good.
I have (what is probably) a dumb question.
Why are these neocons throwing Fredo, Rummy, and Big Time under the bus now? Wanting to influence elections I understand, but surely they don't think that dems will help them go on any more fucked-up adventures?
A definite contempt for women.
Terry C, Hates the GOP
That and a refusal to take responsibility for anything.
Prior -
Where in Oregon ya goin'? Will you get a chance to say "Hi" to ErinPDX, et al?
Prior -
Where in Oregon ya goin'? Will you get a chance to say "Hi" to ErinPDX, et al?
The jokes just write themselves.
Did these assholes ever hear of MARRIAGE COUNSELING?
I tried it. Didn't work. Only helps if both parties are, like, interested in dealing with reality.
NTodd, Evil Fuck
I hear ya, my friend. I've been there!
I owe dirk a coke.
bo | 11.04.06 - 9:40 pm | #
thanks, but i don't do coke.
for a commie pinko athiest gay loving flag burning liberal, i'm amazingly drug free.
now if you'll excuse me, i'm going to get another drink.
so did you enjoy the methy gay sex?
Alas, no. It just made me feel dirty and hyper.
Why are these neocons throwing Fredo, Rummy, and Big Time under the bus now? Wanting to influence elections I understand, but surely they don't think that dems will help them go on any more fucked-up adventures?
I think they're afraid the dems will investigate and they'll end up in fucking prison.
Many Republicans ARE worthless fat asses.
Terry C, Hates the GOP
Not the repuke running for mayor here. He has a shaved hed and is an unbelievably hottie...
Locally, there's nothing to vote for here.
In addition to governor, we have something like 20 referenda and initiatives, including civil union=good, marriage=heteros only, fluoride=bad, and 1oz or less of pot is A-ok if you're over 21.
A definite contempt for women.
Terry C, Hates the GOP
it's not that - they just prefer men.
Hold, I'll find a pic of him...
It's Rick Santorum Jesus!
Hey Lord, will you hold this dog down while I fuck it?
smiley
The clearly uncomfortable collie growls:
"Hey, you Brian Wilson knock-off, where you going with that hand?!"
Ted was a marriage counselor.
the neocons either have to throw cheney et al under the bus, or admit they were wrong. "watch out for those wheels, dick--ouch".
Pizza is good.
And so it is.
I can't decide if I'm actually hungry or not.
I think they're afraid the dems will investigate and they'll end up in fucking prison.
fourlegsgood is a hippie
well, if they are sharing a cell with pastor ted .....
...what was the reporter thinking? sheesh!!!
"I'm doing my job?"
Haggard's the one that wanted his children to hear all that. Or maybe he just doesn't give a fuck.
Frankly, I thought the reporter was too concillatory to the motherfucker as it was.
Ah...Tuesday at 8pm George W. Bush will officially become a lame duck!!! yay!! finally!
What happens if this gets ignored? Hecate
How could I ignore bazoom-blogging? But what's with the fakes lately?
So they refused to count Chalabi's votes?
Ha ha. That means the only votes he had counted were the ones Bushco. attached USAID money to and sent in absentee, from Houston, errrr from America.
Meth-os, the fresh meat maker.
Ted, can you come home tonight and help the kids with the homework? Sorry dear, I am licking santorum off my hooker and coming down from 3 hits of meth. I will be a while.
fourlegs,
But they're still gonna investigate 'em.
All those fucks are gonna get hauled in before committees. The only way for that NOT to happen was for repigs to win on Tuesday and they are not helping repigs to win on Tuesday.
Ted was a marriage counselor.
Bjorn, a poor jung country boi
Which is why I made that comment.
I should have clarified.
Also, they tell people to seek counseling instead of divorce.
Even when the wife and kids are getting the shit beaten out of them.
leftover pizza, blecch.
I tried it. Didn't work. Only helps if both parties are, like, interested in dealing with reality.
Well, I think we all know who was to blame in that regard!
The people from Haggard's church literally, not figuratively, walk the streets of Colorado springs and spray holy water on intersections where "immoral" people interact, as well as using sprays of oil, I am assuming olive oil, but as John Ashford knows, Crisco works in a pinch.
They write books...
Taking It to the Streets: Transforming Communities Through Prayerwalking (Paperback)
by Ted Haggard
http://www.amazon.com/Taking-Str...ie=UTF8&
s=books
Asstor Hed Faggart
Eeeeexceeeeeelent!
Well, the wife is supposed to submit to the authority of her husband, and the kids are supposed to look at dad's cock in the shower after he hits them with a switch if I follow Dobson correctly.
I'm starting to think that churches, with the steeples and the weird lighting and the incense and everything have been scientifically designed to jam the gaydar.
Pizza is good.
The Old Man from Scene 24
Old geek joke:
As Arthur C. Clarke said, "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic," any sufficiently advanced foodstuff is indistinguishable from pizza.
[Chalabi] walks the streets unattended by armed guards.
Wingnuts start accusing NYT of suggesting Chalabi as easy assassination target in 5...4...3...2...1...
i think the neocons are trying to position themselves for the coming crackup of the republican party, and still cling to the tattered remnants of their twisted dream for the middle east.
Damn. John Courage, running against mega-wanker Lamar Smith, just ran an ad labeling Smith as an "enabler."
Good job.
as well as using sprays of oil, I am assuming olive oil,
if ted or his minions sprayed any liquid on me, i'd go get tested.
just sayin.
I can't decide if I'm actually hungry or not.
fourlegsgood is a hippie
I spent pretty much all afternoon cleaning the homestead.
I looked at the clock, saw it was 9:00 PM and realized that I hadn't eaten all day.
Pizza it was.
Haggard's the one that wanted his children to hear all that. Or maybe he just doesn't give a fuck.
the boy in the back seat looked to be between 12 to 14. its not as if he is 3 and not understanding.
quite humiliating for the wife too.
the 'loving christian wife'......
Did Haggard have to resort to gay sex and meth because his wife "let herself go"? One fundie preacher seems to think so.
Sorry, should have read previous Atrios post before I posted this!
Frankly, I thought the reporter was too concillatory to the motherfucker as it was.
now you know why!
I was explaining troll culture to someone unfamiliar with the blogs today. I think the reaction was somewhere between WTF and disbelief.
Pizza is good.
The Old Man from Scene 24
i'll take a slice of zen pizza please.
make me one with everything.
i wonder how they explain what they are doing--"what do you mean, what am i doing? I'm obviously sprinkling the intersection with holy water. sheesh."
Welp, this pic doesn't do him justice but many people are saying he's gay.
I was explaining troll culture to someone unfamiliar with the blogs today. I think the reaction was somewhere between WTF and disbelief.
Well, to be fair, they tend to lose interest over the course of a year or two.
They write books...
Taking It to the Streets: Transforming Communities Through Prayerwalking (Paperback)
by Ted Haggard
http://www.amazon.com/Taking-Str...ie=UTF8&
s=books
Richard
I'm sure that was a runaway best seller.
My modest contribution to the You Tube war.
im thinking about cookies. pepperidge farm cappucino straws, to be specific.
Haggard's the one that wanted his children to hear all that. Or maybe he just doesn't give a fuck.
-----
Frankly, I thought the reporter was too concillatory to the motherfucker as it was.
----
now you know why!
portia | 11.04.06 - 9:48 pm | #
so he's an asshole, but not totally stupid. using his kids as human shields?
I'm starting to think that churches, with the steeples and the weird lighting and the incense and everything have been scientifically designed to jam the gaydar.
Stealth technology? Churches as the original Skunkworks? Well, Shiite!
i'll take a slice of zen pizza please.
make me one with everything.
dirk gently, sociopathetic
"Hey, where's my change?"
"Change comes from within."
[Oooo...I'm stinkin' up the place.]
4Legs--I dunno, the pizza delivery guy is 45 minutes late (we've called 3 times to complain)
Is Pastor Ted's "congregation" in Marily Musgrave's district?
I think Mrs. H should get tested.
Heaven knows WHAT he may brought home.
I'm starting to think that churches, with the steeples and the weird lighting and the incense and everything have been scientifically designed to jam the gaydar.
Bjorn, a poor jung country boi
that's a hilarious image...
Well, the guy has 14,000 members of his church. That book probably sold a lot of copies. His church scrubbed the site of all references to him today, but he and his wife, had books videos tapes cds all for sale.
He had to have been raking in the bucks in a serious way. Add his salary to all the speaking fees, and the crap he sold and he probably made mid 6 figures a year minimum. Figure 5000 families at the church buying one of his $25 tapes that cost $5 to produce. $200,000 in profit. That is conservative.
Can you say uncontested divorce proceedings?
spreading democracy, american style.
hope everyone is ready for weds. morn.
charley | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 9:39 pm |
Love, American Style:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u...h?
v=uIwACBBsGR4
Uncle Smokes | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 9:51 pm | #
[blows a kiss to uncle smokes]
Asshole Arnie, Austrian rapist Governor, running as a Repucrat
Let's try again.
BATS!
Hecate --
Nope -- Michigan is very restrictive about absentees -- I won't be leaving until Thursday (around 6:00 AM) -- we will all troop to the polls on Tuesday (in habit) & all vote Democratic -- they say that in the early days of St. Vincent Archabbey (in Latrobe, PA), Abbot Boniface Wimmer (from Bavaria) would assemble the community on election day, put on his biretta and announce, "Today ve all go vote Democrat!"
Hellkitty --
Meeting is at Mount Angel Abbey
Uncle Smokes --
Vote on Tuesday for a woman's right to choose!
BTW --
Today The Episcopal Church formally installed our new Presiding Bishop -- SHE is quite something!
BBC News:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/ameri...cas/
6117558.stm
her sermon (quite short):
http://www.ekklesia.co.uk/
conten...114shalom.shtml
So far as we know, she has not bought any cock or crank
http://thumbsnap.com/v/Wsw5Dx0K.jpg
$200,000 in profit. That is conservative.
sure is. so is blowing it on meth and prostitutes.
4Legs--I dunno, the pizza delivery guy is 45 minutes late (we've called 3 times to complain)
I'm addicted to Papa Murphy's pizza and they are never late (you have to go get it yourself and stick the pie in your own oven).
I was explaining troll culture to someone unfamiliar with the blogs today. I think the reaction was somewhere between WTF and disbelief.
JeffCO
They're more like a bacteria than a culture.
He had to have been raking in the bucks in a serious way. Add his salary to all the speaking fees, and the crap he sold and he probably made mid 6 figures a year minimum. Figure 5000 families at the church buying one of his $25 tapes that cost $5 to produce. $200,000 in profit. That is conservative.
trifecta
And when folks say that the revelations were politically motivated, I think they're right: Internal politics, that is.
Someone else in that megachurch wants to be the Grand Poobah.
Is Pastor Ted's "congregation" in Marily Musgrave's district?
No, she's north, in Ft. Collins.
earl 'cliche' guevera,
Can you imagine him being your father - or any right-wing Christian for that matter? I feel bad for their kids.
Now listening: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah Live at 9:30 Club in DC
Today The Episcopal Church formally installed our new Presiding Bishop -- SHE is quite something!
yeah, i saw that earlier today. go, frozen chosen! (the church i was raised in)
i am pleased for y'all.
On PBS last night, NOW had a segment taped in and around Fort Hood Tx. One person interviewed said that, unlike a year ago, dissent toward the war was looked upon as fairly acceptable as long as one didn't criticize the troops themselves. This is perhaps the most troop-friendly area in the entire U.S. A democrat is running against the repug incumbent and one of her supporters said something enlightening. She said that you refrain from out and out criticism of the repugs at the risk of losing income and friends, but in the privacy of the voting booth you have only yourself and your conscience and in the voting booth you are the only one to pass judgment on yourself. Let's hope that these personal moments are repeated over and over throughout America on Tues night.
On PBS last night, NOW had a segment taped in and around Fort Hood Tx. One person interviewed said that, unlike a year ago, dissent toward the war was looked upon as fairly acceptable as long as one didn't criticize the troops themselves. This is perhaps the most troop-friendly area in the entire U.S. A democrat is running against the repug incumbent and one of her supporters said something enlightening. She said that you refrain from out and out criticism of the repugs at the risk of losing income and friends, but in the privacy of the voting booth you have only yourself and your conscience and in the voting booth you are the only one to pass judgment on yourself. Let's hope that these personal moments are repeated over and over throughout America on Tues night.
They're more like a bacteria than a culture.
That doesn't explain their rampant agaraphobia.
I just ordered a 'sweep the kitchen' pizza from Johnny's Pizza minus the anchovies.
Haggard's the one that wanted his children to hear all that. Or maybe he just doesn't give a fuck.
I think his children rate pretty low on his scale of 'things that matter'.
So are we expecting photos to show up on the Paste Eater's blog of a bag of 500 detached purple thumbs?
Universal suffrage... and free and fair elections are what folks like Larry Diamond and the Busheviks fear, instead of promote.
So far as we know, she has not bought any cock or crank
Prior Aelred
Let's try again.
sister of ye | 11.04.06 - 9
that was thoroughly enjoyable-
let's send that out to st. paul and the taliban
minus the anchovies?????
sacrelige! abombination!!!!
poor little fishies.
Someone else in that megachurch wants to be the Grand Poobah.
I was surprised they kicked him out, that church was a cult of personality built around this one charismatic preacher. I guess they're just not the forgiving type there.
I never realized that Happy Days was a Love American Style spin off!
Ted has the charisma of a toad.
Ted the meth-odist preacher with a stained glass pipe
'A winter rain is falling.'
Nice enough first line. Imagine that-a writer with a sense of drama to help frame a story.
He didn't talk of susnhine or brightening opinions in Iraq. no good news lede?
Clearly, this is a subversive.
I think his children rate pretty low on his scale of 'things that matter'.
I would sell my children for meth.
I can't imagine.
Hellkitty
Why do I think you are fibbing?
I'm back now! Only have to review my foundation drawing, mark up the errors and give it back to the drafter. There's something to this being your own engineer thing. It's the power. It goes right to my head.
Love American Style? That's me and you-oo-oo-oooooooooo.
And when folks say that the revelations were politically motivated, I think they're right
as with the "revelations" that mike jones posted ads on gay websites, he was pretty clear that he came forward for political reasons.
apparently saw "art" on tv railing against homosexual sin and said, "wait a minute, i know that guy - he's been fucking me! and not in a good way!"
mike jones: american hero.
bo --
Dunno whwere ErinPDX or et al are in Oregon!
The schedule is pretty tight, but if anyone out there close to St. Benedict, Oregon wants to make contact, please let me know, either on this thread before I retire (soon) or at
aelred@net-link.net
I am always happy to meet Atriots!
http://thumbsnap.com/v/7fc6HieS.jpg
John Murtha on CNN said John Kerry's remarks were unfortunate.
Can you imagine him being your father - or any right-wing Christian for that matter? I feel bad for their kids.
portia
isn't there an org. called 'evangelicals anonymous' for kids of evangelicals?
I was surprised they kicked him out, that church was a cult of personality built around this one charismatic preacher. I guess they're just not the forgiving type there.
The Old Man from Scene 24
I think that most of those megachurches are cults of personality. Makes me think that we may start to see some spectacular collapses starting a few years from now.
Prior A,
I lived in Salem for eight years. That's a really lovely area. I hope that you will have some time to explore the area.
If you find a vendor of Marionberry jam
buy some...it will be worth every calorie.
Travel safely.
pizza with anchovies tastes great, but pizza without anchovies is less filling.
Duncan Hunter on CNN said he hopes voters remember John Kerry's remarks when they go to the polls.
Uncle Smokes --
Vote on Tuesday for a woman's right to choose!
Prior Aelred
I'm being inundated with robocalls on both sides of the vote over the abortion ban. No one is bothering to push for or against Amendment C though:
"Only marriage between a man and a woman shall be valid or recognized in South Dakota. The uniting of two or more persons in a civil union, domestic partnership, or other quasi-marital relationship shall not be valid or recognized in South Dakota."
That second sentence is unbelievable. What the hell is a "quasi-marital relationship?!"
I've been talking folks up about this one, about how this affects domestic violence laws and child support and all those single men and women living with each other.
John Murtha on CNN said John Kerry's remarks were unfortunate.
twain
That's nice, dear. Now where's my pudding?
"Duncan Hunter" sounds like someone stalking Atrios.
I was explaining troll culture to someone unfamiliar with the blogs today. I think the reaction was somewhere between WTF and disbelief.
It's pretty amazing how disgusting people can be if they figure they can hide behind a cloak on anonimity. It's not just the internet. You might think scientists would be above such activity, but I've witnessed people carrying out personal vendettas using the anonymous referee reports as a weapon. Scientist X doesn't like scientist Y, so he tries to prevent his papers from getting into print. As a naive graduate student, I was shocked when I first encountered this sort of bullshit, but it goes on all too often.
yeah, mike jones has guts.
Is Osteem on crank?
what a grin
I think his children rate pretty low on his scale of 'things that matter'.
watertiger
The whole thing is just weird. Can you imagine hearing your dad tell a reporter that he'd bought meth, because he was "curious" but that he'd thrown it away?
"Daddy?? why were you curious about meth? and what does meth have to do with you lusting after hot, gay, butt sex?" (children ask the damndest things.)
Hi jack...
In CO we have both a "gays are bad, m'kay" initiative and an "equal rights, not just a good idea" referendum on this ballot, and Ted's tattooed love boy outed him for being a hypocritical vocal supporter of the former. Ok by me.
Duncan Hunter on CNN said he hopes voters remember John Kerry's remarks when they go to the polls.
twain
Shut the fuck up, jack.
http://thumbsnap.com/v/pvcOoRln.jpg
pizza with anchovies tastes great, but pizza without anchovies is less filling.
pretzelattack
anchovies without pizza is brain foood.
Why are these neocons throwing Fredo, Rummy, and Big Time under the bus now? Wanting to influence elections I understand, but surely they don't think that dems will help them go on any more fucked-up adventures?
res ipsa loquitur
well you don't think they're going to take responsibility.
lot of people will be washing there hands in the coming years.
billmon has an interesting take...
NTodd: Sufjan Stevens and Calexico on Austin City Limits in a minute,
Love American Style=Violence.
never the twain shall meat
Iwould sell my children for meth.
NTodd, Evil Fuck
i traded my pet goldfish 'bobby lou' for a soviet submarine. only diesel though.'
Duncan Hunter on CNN said he hopes voters remember John Kerry's remarks when they go to the polls.
Duncan Hunter on CNN said he hopes voters remember John Kerry's remarks when they go to the polls.
twain
I say I hope they remember Bush sent them to die when they go to the polls.
oh, and as eddie vedder says.
when you shake hands with the devil, that shit don't come off.
Looking for a spot to jumo in...
R. Manhammer,
I would never fib about marshmallows. Peanut brittle on the other hand I could lie like a rug aobut.
re scientists being petty--that remark by newton about standing on the shoulders of giants was supposed to be a swipe at one of his rivals, who was short.
Pombo: WATB!
----
Pombo spokesman Brian Kennedy called the environmental groups "fraudulent."
"They raise hundreds of millions of dollars from people who think they're contributing to environmental progress, but those groups don't spend a nickel on tangible environmental projects," he said Saturday. "They spend it on partisan politics and more fundraising."
Kennedy labeled the incumbent the "underdog" in the race.
"Most races are a one-on-one match," he said. "This is a five- or six-on-one match."
Despite the underdog claim, Pombo has far more money than McNerney.
----
I had the great pleasure of watching Brian Kennedy's eyeballs bulge out of his head when a group of constituents and supporters and a news crew showedd up at Pombo's office in August to present a letter requesting Pombo hold a town meeting to explain his association with DeLay and Abramoff and corruption allegations.
What Pombo doesn't have is boots on the ground. 300 people came out to precinct walk the western part of Pombo's district for Defenders of Wildlife.
John Murtha on CNN said John Kerry's remarks were unfortunate.
In other news, Charlie says he loves his good 'n' plenty's. Unconfirmed reports indicate they really ring his bell.
Duncan Hunter on CNN said he hopes voters remember John Kerry's remarks when they go to the polls.
have the Feds gotten around to indicting Hunter yet? what's the hold up?
Duncan Hunter on CNN said he hopes voters remember John Kerry's remarks when they go to the polls.
have the Feds gotten around to indicting Hunter yet? what's the hold up?
Looking for a spot to jumo in...
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
jumo? is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Why are these neocons throwing Fredo, Rummy, and Big Time under the bus now? Wanting to influence elections I understand, but surely they don't think that dems will help them go on any more fucked-up adventures?
res ipsa loquitur
dont want to start a brouhaha here but i can see president h. clinton slipping on her power-suit and launching strikes against iran
Oh, never mind.
I can't believe that idiot Duncan Hunter thinks he could ever be president. What a wanker.
Duncan Hunter on CNN said he hopes voters remember John Kerry's remarks when they go to the polls.
They'll vote against the war, after they voted for it?
What the hell is a "quasi-marital relationship?!"
One-night stands don't count but if you have sex with someone more than once over a period of a week or more it is a "quasi-marital relationship"
well you don't think they're going to take responsibility.
Of course not. I am just curious about the timing. I thought I read somewhere that one of them said they thought the article would be held until after the election. If so, tough titties.
i traded my pet goldfish 'bobby lou' for a soviet submarine. only diesel though.'
Shoulda held out for a nuke sub. Diesel is noisy. That's all the DPRK's got.
I say I hope they remember Bush sent them to die when they go to the polls.
NTodd, Evil Fuck |
I say we won't remember Duncan Hunter or our trolls five minutes after they're gone.
Kansas abortion MD wants O'Reilly probe
TOPEKA, Kan. - An abortion doctor plans to ask for an investigation of the state attorney general and Bill O'Reilly over comments by the Fox television host that he got information from Kansas abortion records, the doctor's attorneys said Saturday.
Dr. George Tiller said he will ask the Kansas Supreme Court on Monday to appoint a special prosecutor to investigate and take possession of the records of 90 patients from two clinics.
Attorney General Phill Kline obtained the records recently after a two-year battle that prompted privacy concerns. He has said he sought the records to review them for evidence of possible crimes including rape and illegal abortions.
During a Friday night broadcast of "The O'Reilly Factor," the conservative host said a "source inside" told the show that Tiller performs late-term abortions when a patient is depressed, which O'Reilly deemed "executing babies."
O'Reilly also said his show has evidence that Tiller's clinic and another unnamed clinic have broken Kansas law by failing to report potential rapes with victims ages 10 to 15.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/
20061...eral_o_reilly_5
pepperidge farm pirouettes, i think they are called. now, french vanilla or cappucino? hmmm. whoa--why not both??
"Singin' in the Rain" on PBS.
but those groups don't spend a nickel on tangible environmental projects," he said Saturday. "They spend it on partisan politics and more fundraising."
um - getting environmentally friendly candidates elected is pretty tangible.
jumo? is that what the kids are calling it these days?
It's an Israeli martial art used for warding off homosexual advances.
Looking for a spot to jumo in...
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
jumo? is that what the kids are calling it these days?
dirk gently, sociopathetic
You never know what you'll find in the great wide web.
Many miles away in a more dangerous place the dream is ending badly. The bodies pile up. Good people stream to the borders. Leaders pile money onto planes. The center is giving way.
The apartment on South Street in London is an antidote to Baghdad in nearly every respect. Where the Iraqi capital rings with chaos and violence, the sidewalks of Mayfair are quiet enough to hear your own voice above the cars.
No, no, it's getting better! Chalabi good, good!
And why do I suddenly have Sting's voice ringing in my ears?
Paul makes clear in his letters that there is no rooms for cults of personality in preaching the Gospel. The whole Evangelical movement, we must conclude, is apostate. They aren't even Christians. When will Amerika wake up to this fact? They are wholly invested in the cycle of mimetic desire, which is why "prosperity gospel" or "prosperity ministry" is the latest and most natural step in their evolution. Evangelicals are apes of Satan. Ha ha, and we know what Jesus said about Satan casting Satan out...
Shoulda held out for a nuke sub. Diesel is noisy. That's all the DPRK's got.
NTodd, Evil Fuck |
And that P.N. Guin guy. (here's hoping they pair Atrios off with Adam West for election night coverage.)
What the hell is a "quasi-marital relationship?!"
It's, like, Schroedinger's Marriage: depending on when you look in the box, you're either married, or not married, to a pussy.
O'Reilly also said his show has evidence that Tiller's clinic and another unnamed clinic have broken Kansas law by failing to report potential rapes with victims ages 10 to 15.
And speaking of someone who has nothing but contempt for women....
Bjorn-Ted was a marriage counselor
Husband: I'm just not happy.
Wife: He never listens.
Husband: She always says the same things.
Wife: Sex is so boring!
Ted: Have you tried meth and ass-fucking? I think it's great! If you want to get high, we could do it right here.
Husband and Wife: ...
Ted: Oh I'm sorry, our time is up. That will be $200.
There's an episode of All in the Family where Archie Bunker is reading off a ballot.
He says, 'An irishman, a jew, a black, a homosexual, a wop, and a wetback. Now that's what I call a balanced ticket.'
Earl, hoped others would enjoy that one, given the comments on fundies.
The earlier Dusty Springfield started me on girls' night at YouTube - went thru Dusty, on to Leslie Gore, now on Petula Clark.
I say I hope they remember Bush sent them to die when they go to the polls.
That's what I was trying to say before hell-oscan twarted me.
isn't there an org. called 'evangelicals anonymous' for kids of evangelicals?
earl 'cliche' guevera
The MSM think that evangelicals are "all that and a bag of chips" -they pander to them on a regular basis - in reality they're bigoted, narrow-minded folks who sole purpose in life is to make people miserable.
One-night stands don't count but if you have sex with someone more than once over a period of a week or more it is a "quasi-marital relationship"
____league | 11.04.06 - 10:06 pm | #
oh. i thought it quasi-marital was humping your wife.
I say we won't remember Duncan Hunter or our trolls five minutes after they're gone.
"I've forgotten the question."
I say we won't remember Duncan Hunter or our trolls five minutes after they're gone.
"I've forgotten the question."
dont want to start a brouhaha here but i can see president h. clinton slipping on her power-suit and launching strikes against iran
earl 'cliche' guevera
Just to prove she's man enough to be POTUS.
*sigh*
Got a little Tracy/Hepburn action on TCM. Can the battle of the sexes be won?
pepperidge farm pirouettes, i think they are called. now, french vanilla or cappucino? hmmm. whoa--why not both??
pretzelattack
Milanos!
I think that most of those megachurches are cults of personality. Makes me think that we may start to see some spectacular collapses starting a few years from now.
Most of those megachurches would make great locations for flea markets. I look forward to it.
Attorney General Phill Kline obtained the records recently after a two-year battle that prompted privacy concerns.
That's soon to be Former Attorney General Phill Kline.
You never know what you'll find in the great wide web.
Uncle Smokes | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 10:07 pm | #
magnificent!
milanos are pretty damn good too. but im a pirouette fundamentalist--if it ate a milano, i'd be thinking about pirouettes.
Ali-Patterson, '65, is on ESPN Classic.
-
There's an episode of All in the Family where Archie Bunker is reading off a ballot.
He says, 'An irishman, a jew, a black, a homosexual, a wop, and a wetback. Now that's what I call a balanced ticket.'
twain
And your point IS?
jack is on METH.
Smiley that too funny! (or was that an actual transcript?)
Got a little Tracy/Hepburn action on TCM. Can the battle of the sexes be won?
JeffCO
Adam's Rib?
ive heard of an organization called fundamentalists anonymous.
I say we won't remember Duncan Hunter or our trolls five minutes after they're gone.
"I've forgotten the question."
NTodd, Evil Fuck
"What was the part in the middle?"
-- Otto (Kevin Kline), A Fish Called Wanda
The MSM think that evangelicals are "all that and a bag of chips" -they pander to them on a regular basis - in reality they're bigoted, narrow-minded folks who sole purpose in life is to make people miserable.
portia
Actually, with Bush in office, the MSM thinks "evangelicals" are a large and politically powerful force.
They are, however, now a spent force, and will be withdrawing from politics again. And the MSM will find some other group to fawn over.
Power. It's always about power.
You never know what you'll find in the great wide web.
Uncle Smokes | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 10:07 pm | #
magnificent!
I found this fantabulous blog!!!
im thinking patterson didnt last long. 4th round ko?
Timmeh is on CNBC w/Stu Rothenberg, Charlie Cook, and some other guy.
in reality they're bigoted, narrow-minded folks who sole purpose in life is to make people miserable.
portia
Because THEY're miserable and misery loves company.
http://thumbsnap.com/v/DVhbwgui.jpg
You never know what you'll find in the great wide web.
Uncle Smokes | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 10:07 pm | #
magnificent!
dirk gently, sociopathetic
Freud would've had a field day with that one-eyed manly figure fleeing the savage-toothed vaginal flytrap.
It's, like, Schroedinger's Marriage: depending on when you look in the box, you're either married, or not married, to a pussy.
NTodd, Evil Fuck | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 10:07 pm | #
farking brilliant.
The MSM think that evangelicals are "all that and a bag of chips" -they pander to them on a regular basis - in reality they're bigoted, narrow-minded folks who sole purpose in life is to make people miserable.
Don't forget, their leaders are doing all of that a while getting rich off the suckers.
i've got a hunch my last pun went over some heads. hells bells.
i've got a hunch my last pun went over some heads. hells bells.
Most of those megachurches would make great locations for flea markets. I look forward to it.
Neponset
Ha ha - they would! I love to go to flea markets! and yard sales, too.
They call them "tag sales" in CT.
I think that most of those megachurches are cults of personality. Makes me think that we may start to see some spectacular collapses starting a few years from now.
Most of those megachurches would make great locations for flea markets. I look forward to it.
Neponset
They last about 10 years, on average. This is documented. The biggest, noisiest, most populous ones, are the ones that aren't around after a decade or so.
I know tiny churches that are 150-200 years old. Tenacious as cockroaches. Mega-churches are like mushrooms. Come up suddenly, gone suddenly.
It's always a new cult, and a new personality. They're TV shows, and sooner or later, everyone changes the channel.
Freud would've had a field day with that one-eyed manly figure fleeing the savage-toothed vaginal flytrap.
I thought it was a giant lettuce.
They are, however, now a spent force, and will be withdrawing from politics again. And the MSM will find some other group to fawn over.
Power. It's always about power.
Rmj, Street Credentialed |
A spent force? Withdrawing?
More like significant shrinkage and just kind of slipped out of any important positions.
You know, it's really going to piss me off if that asshole Conrad Burns wins in Montana.
He is such a corrupt asshole.
Unka Smoak --
I hope all the Indians (or Native Americans -- "Amerinds" never really caught on) are paying attention to that one! Their relationships are traditionally of a different sort than the white eyes (i.e., women have a lot more authority about who they want to live with and/or have sex with -- or so they told me on the Cheyenne River -- & howzcum it's Dakota livin' on the Cheyenne River? Shouldn't they be on the Sioux River? & was the Rosebud Reservation started by Orson Welles?)
http://thumbsnap.com/v/7fc6HieS.jpg
http://www.fundamentalists-anony...-anonymous.org/
I thought it was a giant lettuce.
Eli | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 10:14 pm | #
you need help, dude. that is twisted.
dirk, if you have to explain them . . . .
(just casual advice and all)
With the evangelicals "spent" (great mental image there), the MSM will have suck up to the last remaining power behind the puke throne - Nazis!
Its going to wall to wall springtime for republican Hitler on the airwaves 24/7.
I went to a megachurch once because a work colleague was performing in a christmas event. Concert orchestra, rising stage, paid actors performing, plus a rock band. Jesus' message, they didn't really have much time for actually. But it was entertaining.
You know, it's really going to piss me off if that asshole Conrad Burns wins in Montana.
He is such a corrupt asshole.
He's one of those guys who only wins if the voters aren't paying attention.
It's, like, Schroedinger's Marriage:
Is that anything like Occam's wager or Pascal's cat?
dirk, if you have to explain them . . . .
not everyone is as smart as me.
er, i.
I love to go to flea markets!
portia
Oh, I love those, too!
They are, however, now a spent force, and will be withdrawing from politics again. And the MSM will find some other group to fawn over.
And who will that be? Personally I'm hoping it's smart-mouthed, short-fused, Italian chicks.
i've got a hunch my last pun went over some heads. hells bells.
dirk gently, sociopathetic | 11.04.06 - 10:13 pm | #
only if your real name is Quasimoto.
More like significant shrinkage and just kind of slipped out of any important positions.
Tom
Seen the same pattern in the South, over and over again. Like the mega-church, somebody rises to prominence, all the evangelicals get on the bandwagon, the millenium fails to arrive on schedule, they all go back to what they were doing and leave the evil world alone again.
You can practically set your calendar by it.
I thought it was a giant lettuce.
Eli | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 10:14 pm | #
you need help, dude. that is twisted.
dirk gently, sociopathetic | 11.04.06 - 10:14 pm | #
it looked like a cabbage to me. Where's Rorshach when we need him?
Its going to wall to wall springtime for republican Hitler on the airwaves 24/7.
Bjorn, a poor jung country boi
It won't be "election coverage" on Tuesday.
It will be one big Repuke pep rally.
underwhelm -
That blog is teh suck.
Is that anything like Occam's wager or Pascal's cat?
Rosencrantz's razor and Guildenstern's wager.
it looked like a cabbage to me. Where's Rorshach when we need him?
That too.
Adam's Rib?
Desk Set.
Tracy hands a tape measure to comely lass in research: "Hold this."
Comely lass: "35-24-35."
to all boston area viewers - The Candidate - with Robert Redford -is on WBPX (6 if you get cable.
i've got a hunch my last pun went over some heads. hells bells.
People reading the comments on this blog just don't expect to find puns.
are you sure it wasn't a large lentil?
it looked like a cabbage to me.
it is clearly a giant fanged vagina. it's slathering. you are obviously repressing something.
oops, my slip is showing.
I love to go to flea markets!
portia
Oh, I love those, too!
Terry C, Hates the GOP
On the other hand, tick markets suck, and I'm kinda picky about lice emporiums.
Okay, okay...that's bad enough for me to take my leave.
Y'all take care of your good selves.
oops - that channel 68 - not happy face with sunglasses!
Desk Set.
one of my favorites.
as if anyone cares.
Hey Deposit or Neptoposit, whatever the fuck your name is, your OK, mamluke.
it is clearly a giant fanged vagina. it's slathering. you are obviously repressing something.
Vaginas don't generally slather much around me.
wait a second, haggard wasn't actualy snorting meth, cause he was thinking about nasal spray.
oops, my slip is showing.
dirk gently, sociopathetic | 11.04.06 - 10:18 pm | #
and me being female...what could I be repressing?
Is that anything like Occam's wager or Pascal's cat?
May I offer you a cup of Hobson's Choice?
and me being female...what could I be repressing?
Hellkitty | 11.04.06 - 10:20 pm | #
nothing, of course. you are the transitive object.
you may shout "help, help, i'm being repressed!"
O'Reilly is a moron:
//www.comcast.net/entertainment/index.jsp?
cat=ENTERTAINMENT&fn=/2006/11/04/513858.html
I thought it was a giant lettuce. Eli
Lettuce entertain you? Lettuce make you smile?
my little community theater is putting on the laramie project - opens monday. good timing.
this is btw in marietta, ga - home of the newt. i am proud of them.
and me being female...what could I be repressing?
Hellkitty
I don't know. Should we ask Lynne Cheney?
one of my favorites.
as if anyone cares.
dirk gently, sociopathetic |
it's a great flick!
and the old Thomas Crown Affair is on channel 44 in Boston now too!
So many good movies!
I would never fib about marshmallows. Peanut brittle on the other hand I could lie like a rug aobut.
Hellkitty
Hmmm. Girlfriend, we could talk about some peanut brittle. I love me some home-made peanut brittle. And boiled peanuts. And clothespins on, um, marshmallows.
No, really!
Lettuce entertain you? Lettuce make you smile?
JeffCO | 11.04.06 - 10:22 pm | #
lettuce, turnip and pea.
Let's try this again:
http://www.comcast.net/entertain...1/04/
513858.htm
ARTHUR:
The Lady of the Lake,...
[angels sing]
...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur.
[singing stops]
That is why I am your king!
DENNIS:
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR:
Be quiet!
DENNIS:
Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR:
Shut up!
DENNIS:
I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
ARTHUR:
Shut up, will you? Shut up!
DENNIS:
Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR:
Shut up!
DENNIS:
Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
ARTHUR:
Bloody peasant!
DENNIS:
Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?
M'kay bats --outta here -- will try to stop by when I can until Thursday -- THIRTEEN DAYS without an Eschaton fix -- don't know if I can make it!
http://thumbsnap.com/v/L3av5lxa.jpg
http://www.comcast.net/entertain.../04/
513858.html
Anyone else seen the VFW fuckup, endorsing the rethug candidate who never served over Tammy Duckworth.
You know, Tammy who had both legs blown off while piloting a Blackhawk helicopter in Iraq.
Is this the place for Zeno's paradox?
Lettuce entertain you? Lettuce make you smile?
Queen joke or Marilyn Manson...oh, the dilemma...
ARTHUR:
Bloody peasant!
DENNIS:
Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?
Why Mr. Manheimer, put down those clothespins and lets talk peanut brittle.
he earlier Dusty Springfield started me on girls' night at YouTube - went thru Dusty, on to Leslie Gore, now on Petula Clark.
sister of ye
on a different note here's van morrison singing tb sheets.......very lazily.......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0...h?v=0h-
KBWsFIEQ
SCROLL COMMENT SCRUBBED
DENNIS:
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Is this the place for Zeno's paradox?
Richard | 11.04.06 - 10:25 pm | #
naw, we'd never get to it.
it is clearly a giant fanged vagina. it's slathering. you are obviously repressing something.
oops, my slip is showing.
dirk gently, sociopathetic
I thought "vaginal flytrap" was a funky phrase, and it seems not to have been used much. Not even "vagina flytrap" (I leave it to the adventurous to follow those links).
Good punk band name, I think.
[Bye.]
lettuce, turnip and pea.
I hear it from the people of the town.
Is this the place for Zeno's paradox?
I'll let you know when I'm halfway there...
Is this the place for Zeno's paradox?
Richard | 11.04.06 - 10:25 pm | #
If you like Piroulines. We also do the Mandelbrot set here.
I want Falwell, Robertson, et al to crawl back under the rocks from which they emerged.
Is this the place for Zeno's paradox?
I'll let you know when I'm halfway there...
Someday never comes.
Anyone else seen the VFW fuckup, endorsing the rethug candidate who never served over Tammy Duckworth.
You know, Tammy who had both legs blown off while piloting a Blackhawk helicopter in Iraq.
Barry from AK on the Couch
The same idiots who supported Bush over Kerry?
Not surprised!
If you like Piroulines. We also do the Mandelbrot set here.
Hellkitty | 11.04.06 - 10:26 pm | #
oh, wow man - i'm on a moebius trip!
oh, wow man - i'm on a moebius trip!
Dude, that's totally fracted up!
Oh, my first NToddcast in over a month is posted...
i've got a hunch my last pun went over some heads. hells bells.
dirk gently, sociopathetic
Not at all. I'm almost certain I got it.
I love to go to flea markets!
portia
Oh, I love those, too!
Terry C, Hates the GOP
One man's trash is another man's treasure.
My sister live in Dennis - and they have a trash/recylcing center where people bring their trash and recylcables - no trash pick up down there - unless you pay for it privately.
They have a a shed where anyone can drop off "stuff" like bikes, baby carriages, toasters, radios, etc. - for free. My sister has picked up some great treasures - including a couple of bikes ( for her nieces and nephews to ride when they visit) over the past few years.
and me being female...what could I be repressing?
Hellkitty
An unholy passion for hot, hard, and extremely gay sugar?
Why Mr. Manheimer, put down those clothespins and lets talk peanut brittle.
Hellkitty
Well.... OK, but just this once.
It all started when I was a little boy and my aunt made peanut britter right there in her kitchen. It was so warm and sweet and salty! The candy, I mean.
Poor ol Ahmad, the poor ol lying thief and head of the Iraqi National Congress. He sacrificed so much and only recieved $8mil a year for a very short ten year period. Amounting to around $80mil. He was paid so little and did so much for our nation. What does this poor lying theif get in return? Nothing but broken promises from the lying theives that rule this nation. How tragic.
ah shit that SNL Tweety is better than the Tweetster
You know that Dan Savage bit about giving an obscene definition to "Santorum".
I think we need one for Chalabi. I'd love to be creative with this, but perhaps it "Chalabi" should just replace "Dirty Sanchez".
It's just depressingly awful.
Didn't I see this in a movie called The Sting?
that is most certainly a "what the fuck" statement.
He knows the election was rigged because his cheating didn't work.
Yeah...huh.
oily morning
guess who is coming for dinar
Characters Remaining:
Commenting by HaloScan
