I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
wow a happen stance frist
egad two?
No, you enjoy. I'm going to be in a shitty mood right now, thanks.
The cat's finally woke Atrios!
there must be some serious posting below
waterboard bush and cheney! it's a no-brainer... whoops! I mean they're no-brainers.
Who Would Jesus Castigate and Scorn?
PfAW:
A viewer wrote in to ask Pat Robertson a question
Why [do] evangelical Christians tell non-Christians that Jesus (God) is the only way to Heaven? Those who are Hindu, Buddhist, Islamic, etc. already know and have a relationship with God. Why is this? It seems disrespectful.
Robertson replied that it is not all disrespectful because all other religions really just worship "demonic powers."
No. They don't have a relationship. There is the god of the Bible, who is Jehovah. When you see L-O-R-D in caps, that is the name. It's not Allah, it's not Brahma, it's not Shiva, it's not Vishnu, it's not Buddha. It is Jehovah God. They don't have a relationship with him. He is the God of all Gods. These others are mostly demonic powers. Sure they're demons. There are many demons in the world.
Watch the video here
http://www.crooksandliars.com/
Good Morning, Atrios.
For those who missed it earlier, it appears that our preznit is not going to be happy with the recommendations of the Iraq Study Group.
When is Bush ever happy?
Damm people always giving him bad news.
bad art
please share the joy of frist with me on this wonderful saturday morning.
Where da kitties?
Watch the video here
http://www.crooksandliars.com/
pigboy |
Really! Isn't it about time Pat Robertson goes and visits his maker Jehovah (LORD) for good.
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Yes, it is.
And, you?
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Hmmm. I think Bush would be happy with a nice, fat, beer bong and a Muslim being waterboarded poolside.
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Like Pat Robertson knows. 
There should be more than one God. A division-of-powers kinda thing. Why put all the stress on one guy (or gal)?
Katz chowing down, below.
Too bad about Bo. Nobody on the sidelines ever chewed gum better.
His sunglasses had no peer either.
Really! Isn't it about time Pat Robertson goes and visits his maker Jehovah (LORD) for good.
Pat Robertson has already got a contract with me, stipulating where he goes when he dies.
Morning, moonbats!
I cannot believe that guy Greenstock called his column "Turning a Corner." Jesus.
Snow told me that the Bullshit Moose has packed it in. Could this have anything to do with St. McCain's formation of a presidential exploratory committee?
Morning, Molly; how's the brood?
I just cheered up considerably. During last night's highly intelektual discourse on the government study that has concluded that the Internet contains 1% pornography, someone posted this brilliant clip. One of the funniest things I have ever seen. Title: "The Internet is for Porn"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u...h?
v=uUCvJSOXhkE
You always learn something here in Eschaton land.
After seeing the video of Pat Robertson, I come to believe that his secret of eternal youth (age defying protein pancakes) is just as full of shit as his religious beliefs.
http://www.cbn.com/communitypubl...c/
pancakes.aspx
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For those who missed it earlier, it appears that our preznit is not going to be happy with the recommendations of the Iraq Study Group.
"President Bush, though, has not seemed open to dramatic policy shifts. During an appearance in the Oval Office on Monday, Mr. Bush called on Syria to withdraw from Lebanon and stop “harboring terrorists,” and said Iran must suspend uranium enrichment before talks could begin.
Asking these countries to give something up before they will be allowed to help us is a moronic approach, yet at this point, that appears to be the road that the president prefers.
It's going to be a long two years."
That about says it all. If he's not going to listen to even his dad's people even now, whom will he listen to? Maybe it's time to figure out a way for him to start hearing that "higher father's" voice in his head.
the fact that marshall wittman will likely go work for john mccain should not invalidate all of the good advice he's given to democrats over the years
I can't find the article now, Diane, but I read that Bush has his *own* Iraq study group (not the Baker group)
Consider, if only for a moment, what a Frist/Allen candidacy might have been like.
(age defying protein pancakes)
The mixture of Jewish and Hindu babies has to be just right.
the fact that marshall wittman will likely go work for john mccain should not invalidate all of the good advice he's given to democrats over the years
Must ... not ... scream ...
Early ...
Neighbors sleeping ...
A.
Really! Isn't it about time Pat Robertson goes and visits his maker Jehovah (LORD) for good.
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Agent Orange
AMEN!
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Freud stated that sometimes a cigar, is just a cigar.
So what is a Dora Aquapet
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obido...5QI/boingboing/
the fact that marshall wittman will likely go work for john mccain should not invalidate all of the good advice he's given to democrats over the years
Atrios
the fact that marshall wittman will likely go work for john mccain should not invalidate all of the good advice he's given to democrats over the years
Hear, hear!
The electoral wave that battered Republicans last week rolled well beyond Ohio and Arizona, traveling as far south as Nicaragua, where voters rejected intense U.S. pressure and elected Daniel Ortega president.
And even as George W. Bush was stumping for his candidates in the heartland, Oliver North was traveling down to Managua to urge Nicaraguans to vote for anyone but Ortega.
The ex-Marine colonel told Nicaraguans that they had "suffered enough from the influence of outsiders" -- a remark meant to criticize Hugo Chávez's support for Ortega but that some, considering North's role in running the covert operation that illegally funded the anti-Sandinista Contras in the 1980s, must have mistaken for a confession. In addition to North, Bush's Ambassador to Nicaragua, Paul Trivelli, threatened that the United States could cut off aid, while congressional Republicans warned that they would pass legislation prohibiting Nicaraguans living in the United States from sending remittances home if Nicaraguans voted the wrong way.
http://www.alternet.org/story/44293/
They are a shameless lot. These repukes were so busy with their attempted conquest of the middle east they neglected the south american nations under their managment. Now they want them back as democracy raises its ugly head in those very nations.
the fact that marshall wittman will likely go work for john mccain should not invalidate all of the good advice he's given to democrats over the years
You're a funny guy.
There should be more than one God. A division-of-powers kinda thing. Why put all the stress on one guy (or gal)?
Brother-man, you definitely have an interesting purview on things. Warped.
Which makes you my kind of guy.
Consider, if only for a moment, what a Frist/Allen candidacy might have been like.
No thank you.
And the brood are fine. I'm actually having my estranged bro over to dinner tonight, which will be pretty weird. Good, but weird.
Pat Robertson has already got a contract with me, stipulating where he goes when he dies.
SATAN | 11.18.06 - 9:40 am
Boss.
Is that the one that leaves this world in the stall with a friend at the interstate truck stop?
OK time to get in the shower and go to work.
OH WAIT!
It's Saterday!!!!
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I can't find the article now, Diane, but I read that Bush has his *own* Iraq study group (not the Baker group)
Karin
He does indeed, formed, no doubt, to stop Cheney's whining.
Almost 7am, pitch-black outside. Late autmn.
The mixture of Jewish and Hindu babies has to be just right.
Molly Ivors |
Is that demonic babies with good taste or demonic babies that taste good?
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Neighbors sleeping ...
Wake 'em up!
[but no longer doing snoopy happy dance]
I can't find the article now, Diane, but I read that Bush has his *own* Iraq study group (not the Baker group)
Betcha 37 quatloos Mary Matalin is on it.
There should be more than one God.
Sub-gods?
Deputy gods?
Undergods?
A.
[but no longer doing snoopy happy dance]
Why? Are you missing Marshall Wittman?
Sub-gods?
Deputy gods?
Undergods?
Saints.
WTO Announces Formalized Slavery Model for Africa
Naomi Campbell?
Really! Isn't it about time Pat Robertson goes and visits his maker Jehovah (LORD) for good.
Pat Robertson has already got a contract with me, stipulating where he goes when he dies.
SATAN | 11.18.06 - 9:40 am | #
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Satan posts at Eschaton?
I've always suspected it...
Nah, Snow, I actually like these neighbors. The crazy fuckers with the iguana moved out, thank God. They were loud as hell.
If you know what I mean.
A.
The followup question is "Many millions of people have lived their lives on earth unaware of the Bible, the Christian God or Jesus, why would God doom these people to hell for their ignorance?"
Undergods?
I must be a dyslexic because I read that as Underdogs.
But he has Droopy's voice.
When Satan's off, Ba'al will do.
Neeed... Caw-fee...
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Hey Athenae!!
New Babylon 5 movies coming soon!! Direct to DVD so there's none of this bullshit about appealing to casual fans, huzzah!
Brother-man, you definitely have an interesting purview on things. Warped.
Which makes you my kind of guy.
billy b -blues deluxe
Just think if God decided to divide Himself into many parts. Then all those ancient Greek and Roman statues wouldn't be just sitting around, going to waste.
I actually like these neighbors.
It is a quarter to ten!
The followup question is "Many millions of people have lived their lives on earth unaware of the Bible, the Christian God or Jesus, why would God doom these people to hell for their ignorance?"
Falstaff
Just for the hell of it.
Another edition of simple answers...
Neeed... Caw-fee...
Man, I know THAT feelin'.
Neeed... Caw-fee...
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Jeffraham Prestonian
Just made sum.
Strong!
Cup?
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Speaking of the Bullshit Moose, Roger Ailes nails it.
It is a quarter to ten!
Snow, Ordinary Thinker |
Quarter to 11.
That reminds me, it's time to refill this cup.
BRB
Why? Are you missing Marshall Wittman?
No. Every time I mentioned the Moose hanging it up this morning i did the snoopy happy dance. Now I am exhausted.
People on the previous thread were talking about the Christmas decorations already showing up on homes.
I put it down to the noveau riche hiring decorators at thousands per pop to decorate their homes for Christmas. The good decorators get booked early, so to fit in clients they have to start earlier and earlier.
Sickening.
I don't know about you, but I think if you've gotten to the point that you're paying other people to decorate your home for Christmas, then you not only have lost any idea of the original meaning of the holiday, you also have way too much money. And you've probably been voting Republican in the hopes of getting even more.
Who's got a Gmail account, and wants almost 10 min. of life-affirming modern jazz by Nguyen Le this morning?
If you don't have Gmail, let me invite you.
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"Many millions of people have lived their lives on earth unaware of the Bible, the Christian God or Jesus, why would God doom these people to hell for their ignorance?"
Falstaff | 11.18.06 - 9:49 am
Simple answer: Cuz their God's a vindictive, vicious, sadistic prick...
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It's clear that Pat Robertson is possessed by demons.
And that other demon inhabitant, Benedict XVI, is pissed off that the Italian press isn't respecting his authority.
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/11/1...ope/
18pope.html
Notice how handsome Benedict's secretary is.
The followup question is "Many millions of people have lived their lives on earth unaware of the Bible, the Christian God or Jesus, why would God doom these people to hell for their ignorance?"
Dante sez they're in limbo.
This is not satire
Alice Marshal
Oh my God. These people have completely taken leave if their senses.
mmm...? God of all Gods .... sounds like scientology to me. someone's sense of spirituality is not for hire in Pat Robertson's quest for money. Pat's ideas about his faith do not demons of other's ideas make. that's how Pat deals with his own murderous impulses ... set up a straw man and then annihilate it. he's attacking others because he hates himself.
I thought earl was joking about the deep-fried flags yesterday, but I see it's true.
excuseme, it is 10 til eight
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agave: Just made sum.
Strong!
Cup?
Shore thang!
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If you don't have Gmail, let me invite you.
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Jeffraham Prestonian
Thanks, but Melissa's already invited me.
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Now I am exhausted.
Well, have a seat; you've earned it. Would you like some coffee? I think I have chocolate chip cookies.
I think I need to cover my upper torso nakedness, too... it's a bit nipply!
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From below:
I was harrassed and "profiled" as a Satanist by police just for wearing a Judas Priest t-shirt back in the day after being popped for herb(thank you PMRC).
This is not satire
Alice Marshal
Oh my God. These people have completely taken leave if their senses.
Can we finally bury the free market model as one devoid of all morality, and rationality?
WTO Announces Formalized Slavery Model for Africa
http://www.gatt.org/wharton.html
From the article,
"This is what free trade's all about," said Schmidt. "It's about the freedom to buy and sell anything—even people.
I think I need to cover my upper torso nakedness, too... it's a bit nipply!
NO FLIRTING!!!
...why would God doom these people to hell for their ignorance?"
Falstaff - 9:49 am
You are absolutely right!
That's why I encourage you to give generously to our worldwide ministries. Almost 10% goes directly to helping with this problem.
People on the previous thread were talking about the Christmas decorations already showing up on homes.
It started because I mentioned a Christmas Tree appeared to be up in Rockefeller Plaza (New Yorkers?).
It is not Thanksgiving yet!
Dante sez they're in limbo.
Molly Ivors
Have you ever noticed that Dante seems to have written an unofficial addendum to the bible that lots of folks seem to have mentally woven into the scriptures.
Jennifer, I know what you mean, but in my case I had just gotten my fasting blood glucose
results back. They were dreadful, and I had noticed Kmart had a pretty good sale on artificial trees this week. In my health, dealing with a weighty noble fir is out of the question, and though
I love the fragrance, i hate the pitch and needles.
So forgive me, I bought a tree, even tho' there may be no gifts under it.
The followup question is "Many millions of people have lived their lives on earth unaware of the Bible, the Christian God or Jesus, why would God doom these people to hell for their ignorance?"
Falstaff | 11.18.06 - 9:49 am | #
there you go asking silly questions
god hates them because he loves them
that's why those ignorant fucks are gonna burn in a lake of fire for eternaty.
he loves them that much.....
Have you ever noticed that PAUL seems to have written an official addendum to the bible that lots of folks seem to have mentally woven into the scriptures.
/ftt
ALice, that's truly horrifying.
I do believe it is time for my first nap of the day.
Have a great and a reasonable morning, bats.
They sent Oliver fucking North down to Nicaragua to convince the people not to vote for Ortega? No wonder he won. Fuck, that's a special kind of stupid.
It is not Thanksgiving yet!
Snow, Ordinary Thinker |
ftr The local Home Depot has their Christmas shit on the floor the weekend BEFORE Halloween.
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Have you ever noticed that Dante seems to have written an unofficial addendum to the bible that lots of folks seem to have mentally woven into the scriptures.
It's not just Dante, it's Milton and Blake, too. Not much about hell in the Bible itself.
From Alice's linky:
"The initiative will require Western companies doing business in some parts of Africa to own their workers outright. Schmidt recounted how private stewardship has been successfully applied to transport, power, water, traditional knowledge, and even the human genome. The WTO's "full private stewardry" program will extend these successes to (re)privatize humans themselves."
i guess this is an effort to put some controls on slavery which would go on anyway without controls...but it is pretty sickening...
still, i've got some money to invest...mebbe i could buy a couple of africans....
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up...
Fuck, that's a special kind of stupid.
Nobody does stupid like the GOP.
This is not satire
Alice Marshal
full stewardry, or "compassionate slavery," could be a similar boon
WTF!?
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plantsman - I'm not referring to people who put up a tree and/or hang a wreath and festoon the porch with lights.
I'm talking about the McMansion dwellers with a tree in a different "color theme" in every room, who do up the entire house. For these folks, Christmas has become just another opportunity to show off how much wealthier they are than the average Joe.
I've read Alice's link. The url looks for real. I still can't believe it's not satire. I obviously need another pot of coffee.
still, i've got some money to invest...mebbe i could buy a couple of africans....
WoodyG'sGuitar, Rogue Scholar - 9:58 am
Woody the future is in organ "donors" not slaves. The boomers are ageing.
Call me. We'll do lunch.
This is not satire
Alice Marshal
Oh my God. These people have completely taken leave if their senses.
Uh, yes it is satire.
A Yes Men project.
.mebbe i could buy a couple of africans....
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WoodyG'sGuitar, Rogue Scholar
Fuckers should be free! (sic)
In a compassionate way.
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Pat Robertson, who is truly a disgusting human being, is another biblical idolater. They worship the bible. It is no longer a text read to help understand the nature of God, it is God itself. Creation and God himself must bow down to the bible. There is no God and no creation outside of the constraints of the scripture. It's a sick and it's twisted development. I blame Gutenberg.
Leonids tonight midnight to sunrise.
Enjoy!!!
A Yes Men project.
JR, kerosene and a match
Haven't been tasered yet?
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I was pulled over by a campus cop, off campus, for a traffic violation. He asked me if I knew why he pulled me over then did not like my answer. (I said suspicion of running a red light.) Told me not to question a police officer. I apologized but said I disagreed with that suspicion and was not going to confess to something I didn't think I had done. Then he called another campus cop who showed up quickly.
All because I decided to be a smart ass.
Haven't been tasered yet?
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agave
My charming personality works on cops, too.
Have you ever noticed that PAUL seems to have written an official addendum to the bible that lots of folks seem to have mentally woven into the scriptures.
Yes.
But it seems that the War on Christianity is being waged by commercial interests that would turn every Xian holiday into a cheap commercial product.
Uh, yes it is satire.
A Yes Men project.
OK, I feel better now. It's very good satire, but the photos were a little over the top.
As a recurring aesthete I'll be at the Cruise wedding today, being responsible for guards having plenty of live ammo, and you know, lots of people denigrate Tommy's right to greatness but I think without question he's the best actor since Eddie Fisher.
As a recurring aesthete I'll be at the Cruise wedding today, being responsible for guards having plenty of live ammo, and you know, lots of people denigrate Tommy's right to greatness but I think without question he's the best actor since Eddie Fisher.
Leonids tonight midnight to sunrise.
Enjoy!!!
Hellkitty
Always dissapoint.
The only time I've seen a good meteor shower was by accident.
Once in Nebraska at the Platt river reservoir, camping, my ex and I were amazed at the the meteor show.
When ever I plan on it, zip.
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"But it seems that the War on Christianity is being waged by commercial interests that would turn every Xian holiday into a cheap commercial product."
It's a Jewish plot.
Barack Obama apparently voted for the nuclear deal between the U.S and India. Ha,ha,ha. The Democrats great liberal hope is a phony.
Obama did vote for the U.S./India measure, as did "my" other senator from Wisconsin, Herb Kohl.
By the way, if you're looking to find an utterly worthless Democratic senator, Herb Kohl is your man.
I would invite all/any Republican/s to please tell me what Michael Moore is against after reading this letter:
http://www.latimes.com/news/
opin...0,1843098.story
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