I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Heh. Indeed.
Fuck.
I'm down at Fraggle Rock.
Foist?
Fine, I'll go tell people downstairs...
Like a bird on the wire,
Like a drunk in a midnight choir
I have tried in my way to be free.
Woooooot!! Fraggle Rock
What cares?
Because of my superb timing, I'm repeating this from below, just because I feel like it. And good afternoon.
WASHINGTON - Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said Friday she is certain the United States has made mistakes in the Iraq war, but the world will have to wait until she is out of government to learn what she thinks they were.
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I'm still trying to get my jaw to close.
"Hi boss. I fucked up that job I was contracted to do for you, but if you think I'm going to tell you how before the contract's up, then you don't know condolleezzaa!" Who in the fuck does this little piece of chickenshit glorified whore think she is? Oh my god, I only thought I was angry before.
mena | 12.02.06 - 7:07 pm | #
Go
And beat your crazy head against the sky
Try
And see beyond the houses and your eyes
It's ok to shoot the moon
So darling
My darling be home soon
Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said Friday she is certain the United States has made mistakes in the Iraq war, but the world will have to wait until she is out of government to learn what she thinks they were.
I always find that when I'm nailed for speeding, the best answer to "do you know how fast you were going" is "yeah, but I'm not going to fucking tell you, ossifer."
Dance your cares away.
Stop oppressing me.
"Hi boss. I fucked up that job I was contracted to do for you, but if you think I'm going to tell you how before the contract's up, then you don't know condolleezzaa!"
"Call ya when the book advance clears!" Click!
Who in the fuck does this little piece of chickenshit glorified whore think she is?
Sure, but where's the oil tanker named after you, hmmm?
mena, I right there with you. I didn't think my disgust could be any more disgusting until I read that. Who are these people?
Something to keep in mind before you think about responding to the likes of annieangel...
Why do trolls do it?
http://www.flayme.com/troll/
I believe that most trolls are sad people, living their lonely lives vicariously through those they see as strong and successful.
Disrupting a stable newsgroup gives the illusion of power, just as for a few, stalking a strong person allows them to think they are strong, too.
For trolls, any response is 'recognition'; they are unable to distinguish between irritation and admiration; their ego grows directly in proportion to the response, regardless of the form or content of that response.
Trolls, rather surprisingly, dispute this, claiming that it's a game or joke; this merely confirms the diagnosis; how sad do you have to be to find such mind-numbingly trivial timewasting to be funny?
Remember that trolls are cowards; they'll usually post just enough to get an argument going, then sit back and count the responses (Yes, that's what they do!).
Stop oppressing me.
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Yeah, that!
I always find that when I'm nailed for speeding, the best answer to "do you know how fast you were going" is "yeah, but I'm not going to fucking tell you, ossifer."
Whose answer would be to throw you in the back of the cruiser, bring you back to the station and say, "book em Danno".
Now why can't the American people do the same with condi, chimpy and company?
Richard is obsessed. 
Is this new team coming in to solve the Iraq issue? I am a bit confused.
Who in the fuck does this little piece of chickenshit glorified whore think she is?
Colin Powell? Paul O'Neill? Christine Todd Whitman?
Is this new team coming in to solve the Iraq issue?
Only if they can unscramble an egg.
Sure, but where's the oil tanker named after you, hmmm?
Hey, the PRC has the tanker Long Wang, out of Shanghai. Obviously named for me!
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mer - I really don't know. I try reflexively to recognize some common humanity, but the disjunct is too great. They are without conscience or shame, but they like to talk about values.
So, when are the troops coming home???
Is this new team coming in to solve the Iraq issue?
Only if they can unscramble an egg.
Doug, jumping for Cholla
But Bush wants to start a whole new omelet with Iran. How are they going to enable that?
One thing she'll *never* do is take any responsibility for any of those mistakes...
"It was not long into my tenure as Secretary of State that I realized the War on Terror was totally fucked, and that it was the fault of Colin Powell, Don Rumsfeld and Joe Wilson. They had all betrayed my hus- *President*'s child-like good faith.
But I also knew, to keep the supertanker of state on an even keel, I could never share my apprehensions with Georgiepie-- the *President*"
Mena
"but the world will have to wait until she is out of government to learn what she thinks they were."
Means that whatever happened, it is all just a historical document now.
History, you know, the past. Versus the now. The past, well it is so done and over with. So there.
Argh, I've got to go now. This is my friday, and I've got to go to the robot wars one more night this week.
(The robots are beginning to whisper behind my back. I'll fix that, write them up for making sloppy product.)
Is this new team coming in to solve the Iraq issue?
We have to suffer the retro crew first.
So Dion took it, beating the world's biggest ego, Ignatieff.
I don't know if Plum is still around, but here's my thoughts about it: the Liberals just had the kind of grassroots revolution that the Democrats in the states so badly need. Dion had nothing-- no money, no support of the party establishment. In fact, the establishment wanted to annoit Ignatieff, or secondly to give their blessing to Rae. But the grassroots party members rebelled, and ended up supporting Dion.
Yes, there are huge issues going forward with Quebec, and we'll see what Dion is made of. But I'm hopeful.
Btw, what are the chances that any American party would choose a college professor as leader?
Another paragraph from that Condi story...
"When I'm back at Stanford University," she said, "I can look back and write books about what we might have done differently."
It sounds like Stanford is already committed to rewarding her for her failures.
Richard is obsessed.
annieangel
yeah, but he's not an idiot, and you are nailed, like a living butterfly no more.
someone bring the killing jar.
So, when are the troops coming home???
Just as soon as they see your legs spread.
monica - I'm pretty sure she thinks a bit more highly of herself.
Did I say thank fuck?
Oh, and we gave Dion a hundred bucks, so I'm thinking he owes me a Senate appointment.
someone bring the killing jar.
Whoa. I was just singing the Siouxsie song "Killing Jar" for no reason.
Btw, what are the chances that any American party would choose a college professor as leader?
Stevenson. 1956 was the last time.
But they're making gains you just don't realize yet/
'-- Saudi security officials said Saturday they foiled a planned terrorist suicide attack and arrested 139 suspected Islamist militants who were in "sleeper cells" believed to be affiliated with al Qaeda.
A senior official in the Saudi Interior Ministry told CNN that the suspects, who are from several Arab nations, were monitored by Saudi security agents for several months. They rounded the men up just before the expected attack was launched.'
http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/me...eper/
index.html
Btw, what are the chances that any American party would choose a college professor as leader?
"When I'm back at Stanford University," she said, "I can look back and write books about what we might have done differently."
Well hindsight is a vast resource for her since she spent all her time with her head up her butt.
"When I'm back at Stanford University," she said, "I can look back and write books about what we might have done differently."
I think she should go the Rudolph Hess route, Spandau Prison instead of Stanford U. Spandau still stands, does it not?
Btw, what are the chances that any American party would choose a college professor as leader?
The last time was Woodrow Wilson, Chancellor of Princeton.
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Btw, what are the chances that any American party would choose a college professor as leader?
No more Gingriches.
Did I say thank fuck?
Thank fuck, mz mena! I'll say it for us both.
Oh, and we gave Dion a hundred bucks, so I'm thinking he owes me a Senate appointment.
Moe Szyslak
Oh, at least that.
"Spandau still stands, does it not?"
The prison or the group?
Dammit, I said Spandau, not Spandex!
"When I'm back at Stanford University," she said, "I can look back and write books about what we might have done differently."
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There are laws in my country that prevent criminals from scamming a profit off their crimes. So go ahead. Bitch.
"When I'm back at Stanford University," she said, "I can look back and write books about what we might have done differently."
or conversly, you could shove it up your stupid lying ass.
have i mentioned i hate her most of all.
she will write the book, it will be enourmously popular. strangely she is one of the few liked figures of this administration. her poll nos. are higher than laura's. which are also quite high. fuck america, just fuck america. too stupid to live.
Whoa. I was just singing the Siouxsie song "Killing Jar" for no reason.
NTodd, Syncopated & Poignant
And I would have pegged you for a "Passenger" guy.
I believe that most trolls are sad people, living their lonely lives vicariously through those they see as strong and successful.
I agree with that to a point annieangel for one but a lot of them are really about disrupting liberal blogs for political ends.
Muppets?
strangely she is one of the few liked figures of this administration.
How could someone with such a nasty disposition be liked? Are Republicans masochists?
And I would have pegged you for a "Passenger" guy.
Good tune, good album, but I'm all about "Love in a Void".
Muppets?
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The cats must be on strike.
Are Republicans masochists?
Mark B. in Austin Texas
No, sociopaths.
wtf is up with usc...they win and play osu like this and it'll be a major blowout..
UCLA 13 USC 9
6;46 remaining
And I would have pegged you for a "Passenger" guy.
Gomez
Iggy Pop, or some other band?
The cats must be on strike.
mena
So that's why they won't go get my newspaper for me!
The cats must be on strike.
mena
So that's why they won't go get my newspaper for me!
Iggy Pop, or some other band?
Mark B. in Austin Texas
Siouxsie does it too. Best version.
In a just world Condi Rice would have to serve time with annieangel as her cell mate. Lots of time.
"When I'm back at Stanford University," she said, "I can look back and write books about what we might have done differently."
Y'know, the South is just packed with wishers wanting and writing about how it would have gone if Pickett's Charge had cleared the hill, or the South had gotten Great Britain as ally, or, or, or.......
Rice, you screwed the pooch, and you can't unscrew. Your book will never recoup even the advance you get. There will NEVER NEVER NEVER be a movie version starring Haile Berry as 'Condi'. You will have a sinecure at Stanford, and everyone will be polite to your face and call you a stupid twit (or twat) behind your back.
Spin to the end, you will bear the brand of "LOSER" for so long as American history stays recorded.
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wtf is up with usc
Their defense is kinda teh suxxorz, while UCLA's defense is all up in their grill.
I b'lieve it's time for lamb vindaloo, papadam, saag panir, maybe some naan or roti.
The cats must be on strike.
mena
The ringleader is here:
www.mycathatesyou.com
Siouxsie does it too. Best version.
Gomez
Never hears Siouxsie's version. She's great, so I'm sure she sings the hell out of it.
Spin to the end, you will bear the brand of "LOSER" for so long as American history stays recorded.
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Cynicus
Damn. Good post.
Iggy Pop, or some other band?
Mark B. in Austin Texas
Siouxsie does it too. Best version.
Gomez
Indeed. I was shocked when I first learned it was a cover, and never warmed to Iggy's.
Hey Richard, why don't you go troll Shoe's AC articles again?? Or post obsessively about me on Atrios?
Oh wait.....
"Dance your cares away."
Atrios surely know how to do the irony. Maybe that's why I like it here.
Big Brother strikes again. You might want to park on the street from now on.
http://tinyurl.com/yc2ppn
Gomez - have you seen Tubber Cat there? O my god.
Never hears Siouxsie's version. She's great, so I'm sure she sings the hell out of it.
It's actually a rather sedate version on a relatively languid album.
Good tune, good album, but I'm all about "Love in a Void".
I'm all about "Love in an Elevator".
Indeed. I was shocked when I first learned it was a cover, and never warmed to Iggy's.
NTodd, Syncopated & Poignant
In the same way the Cowboy Junkies' version of "My Sweet Jane" is way better that Lou Reed's.
Siouxsie covered everyone, and everyone covered Iggy Pop.
Atrios surely know how to do the irony. Maybe that's why I like it here.
IRONY IS DAD FUCKERS!
Gomez | 12.02.06 - 7:30 pm | #
You lie.
Whoa. I was just singing the Siouxsie song "Killing Jar" for no reason.
NTodd, Syncopated & Poignant
i don't know the song, but there is always a reason.
I'm all about "Elevator to the Gallows."
Big Brother strikes again. You might want to park on the street from now on.
http://tinyurl.com/yc2ppn
Po' white trash, me. Can't get there.
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Trolls
The poor little things were objects of ridicule when they were young. They need attention, wheither positive or negative, as long as they are recognized. They fixate on any authoritarian figure, just anything that will will not cause them to have to seek out their own positions, 'cause that would make them think for themselves, which they have always been beaten up for.
So please just stop feeding the trolls.
I'm all about "Love in an Elevator".
Too bad you live in a 5th floor walkup!
In the same way the Cowboy Junkies' version of "My Sweet Jane" is way better that Lou Reed's.
Well, I like the Junkies' version, but I like Lou's raw, frantic vocals.
The irony of the President's terrible misuse of the English language, having been the beneficiary of the best schooling madly big oil money could afford, doesn't piss me off.
Nor does his past drug usage put me off.
The fact that he is a coward, a Rove-shielded pussy, really sends me.
JFK also had delicate handling throughout his life, but he also knew goddamned well that alone wasn't nearly enough.
I'm all about "Love in an Elevator".
watertiger
Kwitcherbitchin or we turn off you heat again.
Gomez - have you seen Tubber Cat there? O my god.
mena
That is a huge cat.
ugh, annieangel and shoelimpy are here now?
Siouxsie covered everyone, and everyone covered Iggy Pop.
And Iggy Pop was covered in broken glass. Hey, did you hear the Stooges got back together. They're gonna play SXSW next year. I've gotta see that show.
Ntodd, you agree with me.
I'm just lookin' for peace in the bee-loud glade.
I'm all about "Elevator to the Gallows."
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Okay if I give you credit when I make that sculpture?
The poor little things were objects of ridicule when they were young.
Hey, so was I!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z...h?
v=Zzb9vfS2dZ4
The poor little things were objects of ridicule when they were young.
Hey, so was I!
Me, too. Extreme nerdosity. But I roll with the punches now.
Everyone rags on Dion, saying his English is bad. In fact, though, his English is better than Ignatieff's french. And, Dion's English is better than George Bush's English-- no kidding.
I'm all about "Elevator to the Gallows."
Okay if I give you credit when I make that sculpture?
Coool. But the movie makers would probably make the first claim.
Canada won't stand for a leader who doesn't speak horrible English.
Ntodd, you agree with me.
And I'm desperate for your all-night lovin'.
And, Dion's English is better than George Bush's English-- no kidding.
Moe Szyslak
That's not exactly a ringing endorsement.
Come to think of it, my first year french is better than Bush's English.
Coool. But the movie makers would probably make the first claim.
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I'll get around that by using an escalator.
Coool. But the movie makers would probably make the first claim.
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I'll get around that by using an escalator.
I roll with the punches now.
I prefer butter on my rolls.
Dion's English is better than George Bush's English-- no kidding.
Is that damning with faint praise? Like my 4-year-old nephew's t-shirt that reads, "I'm smarter than the president."
I'll get around that by using an escalator.
maybe a chair lift?
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And I'm desperate for your all-night lovin'.
NTodd, Syncopated & Poignant
You need to see the movie "Misery" again.
And I'm desperate for your all-night lovin'.
NTodd,
thought the taste freeze closed @ 11.
The book is better, way more creative. 
You need to see the movie "Misery" again.
I'm already hobbled.
Watertiger! Shall we dance!
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I thought you wanted to "hit" Shoe, Ntodd?
thought the taste freeze closed @ 11.
I've extended my, uh...hours.
Washington Post op-ed...
He's The Worst Ever
http://www.washingtonpost.com/
wp...6120101509.html
Historians are loath to predict the future. It is impossible to say with certainty how Bush will be ranked in, say, 2050. But somehow, in his first six years in office he has managed to combine the lapses of leadership, misguided policies and abuse of power of his failed predecessors. I think there is no alternative but to rank him as the worst president in U.S. history.
I thought you wanted to "hit" Shoe, Ntodd?
No, I want to fuck you whilst wearing shoes.
I've extended my, uh...hours.
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Holiday schedule? Sounds kinda...chilly.
strangely she is one of the few liked figures of this administration.
How could someone with such a nasty disposition be liked? Are Republicans masochists?
Mark B. in Austin Texas
She resembles Alfred E. Neuman,and many Rethug boys are still atatched to this first, intellectuall reading experience. And then came National Geographic.
NTodd's been breathing in too much of that pixie dust.
I'll get around that by using an escalator.
Escalator to the Hanging Tree.
Gators are eating my Hogs.
I think there is no alternative but to rank him as the worst president in U.S. history.
Richard
Pat Peale, upon learning of this news, just self-immolated.
Fire officials says it will be weeks before the fire is extinguished.
Republicans worship failure.
No, I want to fuck you whilst wearing shoes.
NTodd, Syncopated & Poignant
I just walked in, scrolled down and see THIS?!
cool
.
That's the game, then.
maybe a chair lift?
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I like the escalator because it suggests an assembly line.
Wow, I thought Pete never loses.
Here's another way to Dance the night away. Upsidedown.
Pat Peale, upon learning of this news, just self-immolated.
damned, can you imagine Hitches'...
MICHIGAN MAY BE GETTING A REMATCH?
Oh shit they just mentioned a "nickelback" play.
Somewhere Kevin Drum is crying into his cats.
Hitchens,
Fire officials says it will be weeks before the fire is extinguished.
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There's only so much baking soda in the region after all.
Khan went for a rematch and it was a big mistake.
I think there is no alternative but to rank him as the worst president in U.S. history.
Hell, he doesn't compare all that well to King George III.
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Khan went for a rematch and it was a big mistake.
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Yes, I can imagine it Brent.
Now shut it.
Hell, he doesn't compare all that well to King George III.
If I had to choose between Bush and Pol Pot, however...
I thought you wanted to "hit" Shoe, Ntodd?
No, I want to fuck you whilst wearing shoes.
tennis shoes? running down the hall? covered in blood? carrying a running chain saw?
UCLA 13 USC 9
6;46 remaining
mike in pr
So, when does UCLA pull out the tasers?
otay, finger & brain disconnected, going back to lurking, unless someone wants the link to that kickass speech Moyers gave @ West Point.
Terrell disobeys Khan's order to kill Kirk, who taunts Khan over the communicator]
Kirk: Khan, you bloodsucker. You're gonna have to do your own dirty work now, do you hear me? Do you?
Khan: Kirk. You're still alive, old friend.
Kirk: Still, "old friend." You've managed to kill everyone else but like a poor marksman, you keep missing the target.
Khan: Perhaps I no longer need to try, Admiral.
[beams the Genesis device away]
Kirk: Khan... Khan, you've got Genesis, but you don't have me. You were going to kill me, Khan. You're gonna have to come down here. You're gonna have to come down here.
Khan: I've done far worse than kill you, Admiral. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her: marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet, buried alive. Buried alive.
Kirk: KHAAANNNN.
Gators are eating my Hogs.
1watt Hermit |
Either arm the hogs or train Guard Boas.
If I had to choose between Bush and Pol Pot, however...
NTodd, Syncopated & Poignant | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 7:49 pm | #
Sigh.
Damn you, Spalding Gray, for killing yourself before making "Swimming to Crawford"!
Musberger just said that USC will send the kitchen sink on the UCLA punt.
Is that legal?
Kirk, defeated on board his shit, attempts to goad Khan into following rather escaping with the super-weapon.
Kirk:
"We tried it once your way, Khan, are you game for a rematch?
"Khan, I'm laughing at the superior intellect."
Khan gives chase.
Hell, he doesn't compare all that well to King George III.
I think Idi Amin comes closest.
Um, that's ship
So, when does UCLA pull out the tasers?
Dr. Barmpot Shouty-Crackers
Cops can't jump.
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So, when does UCLA pull out the tasers?
Dr. Barmpot Shouty-Crackers
good one.
Sorry, my Khan is Temujin.
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1watt Hermit - I saw that link and read that speech last night (I came in late, was going to check until I saw what was going on). It was beautiful. I'm so thankful we still have Moyers.
Good result. I like underdogs.
Damn you, Spalding Gray, for killing yourself before making "Swimming to Crawford"!
From wikipedia:
In January 2004, Gray, known to suffer bouts of depression in part as a result of these injuries, was declared missing. The night before his disappearance he had seen Tim Burton's film Big Fish, which ends with the line "A man tells a story over and over so many times he becomes the story. In that way, he is immortal." Gray's widow, Kathie Russo, has said You know, Spalding cried after he saw that movie. I just think it gave him permission. I think it gave him permission to die. (New York Magazine Feb 2, 2004)
Either arm the hogs or train Guard Boas.
flin
after last wks, 3 for 15 attempts, I'll go for an arm.
MICHIGAN MAY BE GETTING A REMATCH?
I had not heard that Gomez...
James Carville has just called for the coach of UCLA to be fired.
Pickin' at that fascist scab on America's skin:
When radio host Jerry Klein suggested that all Muslims in the United States should be identified with a crescent-shape tattoo or a distinctive arm band, the phone lines jammed instantly.
The first caller to the station in Washington said that Klein must be "off his rocker." The second congratulated him and added: "Not only do you tattoo them in the middle of their forehead but you ship them out of this country ... they are here to kill us."
Another said that tattoos, armbands and other identifying markers such as crescent marks on driver's licenses, passports and birth certificates did not go far enough. "What good is identifying them?" he asked. "You have to set up encampments like during World War Two with the Japanese and Germans."
At the end of the one-hour show, rich with arguments on why visual identification of "the threat in our midst" would alleviate the public's fears, Klein revealed that he had staged a hoax. It drew out reactions that are not uncommon in post-9/11 America.
"I can't believe any of you are sick enough to have agreed for one second with anything I said," he told his audience on the AM station 630 WMAL (http://www.wmal.com/), which covers Washington, Northern Virginia and Maryland
"For me to suggest to tattoo marks on people's bodies, have them wear armbands, put a crescent moon on their driver's license on their passport or birth certificate is disgusting. It's beyond disgusting.
"Because basically what you just did was show me how the German people allowed what happened to the Jews to happen ... We need to separate them, we need to tattoo their arms, we need to make them wear the yellow Star of David, we need to put them in concentration camps, we basically just need to kill them all because they are dangerous."
Good result. I like underdogs.
Colbert's Apprentice
Yeah. It's the undertoads that worry me.
.
I had not heard that Gomez...
Barndog, fuckin' dirty hippie
UCLA just won.
Pete Carroll suddenly looks old; he shoulda worn his lucky turtleneck.
Btw, what are the chances that any American party would choose a college professor as leader?
Cynicu
Had he lived I think Wellstone had a real chance in 2004.
Either arm the hogs or train Guard Boas.
flin
after last wks, 3 for 15 attempts, I'll go for an arm.
1watt Hermit |
Imagine a fence does no good-
Maybe electric?
Or are they "Free Swamp" pigs?
rorschach
agonist.org has an mp3 link to that.
Btw, what are the chances that any American party would choose a college professor as leader?
On the West Wing, yes.
Other than that, no.
Yeah. It's the undertoads that worry me.
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agave | 12.02.06 - 7:58 pm | #
Get thee behind me, Irving!!
I like the escalator because it suggests an assembly line.
mena
i don't care, long as they hang from the highest yardarm.
the actual time that the sun would pass a particular yard would depend greatly on the ship's latitude and heading, as well as the height of her masts, but the phrase seems to have originated in the north Atlantic, where, in summer, this would have typically been at about 11 a.m.. This was the time at which, by custom and rule, the first rum "tot" of the day was issued to officers and men (the officers had their tots neat, while the men had theirs diluted with water), hence its connection with taking one's first alcoholic drink of the day. works for me.
Pete Carroll suddenly looks old; he shoulda worn his lucky turtleneck.
masculine_monica_nyc
He should coach the Arizona Cardinals so he can get used to losing.
Thanks for the link, rorschach. Doesn't surprise me a tall, unfortunately.
Pete Carroll suddenly looks old; he shoulda worn his lucky turtleneck.
masculine_monica_nyc
Fired, bitch! You didn't win us, like 9 NCAA national championships in a row.
Get out of here, loser!
I don't trust books. All facts, no heart.
UCLA just won
Oh, shit. I was watching Looney Toons and the Pink Panther on Boom!
Hey - sometimes it's the best TV going, ya know?
So did Chimpy fire Rummy because of the memo?
James Carville has just called for the coach of UCLA to be fired.
Jean Schmidt disagrees.
My Puss --
http://www.margaretcho.com/blog/blog.htm
Btw, what are the chances that any American party would choose a college professor as leader?
On the West Wing, yes.
Other than that, no.
Colbert's Apprentice
Um. W. Wilson.
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Get thee behind me, Irving!!
rorschach
I'm agave.
.
I don't trust books. All facts, no heart.
So far, i have suffered 6 years of government "from the heart" and free of facts.
Funk dat.
give me governance by those who read books.
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He should coach the Arizona Cardinals so he can get used to losing.
I think he remembers the taste of NFL losing from his last days in New England.
Rutgers up 7-0.
Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, TCM, now.
Um. W. Wilson.
.
Dr. Barmpot Shouty-Crackers
I mean now.
And, um, our current prez is barely literate.
Um. W. Wilson.
.
Dr. Barmpot Shouty-Crackers
I mean now.
And, um, our current prez is barely literate.
Good result. I like underdogs.
Colbert's Apprentice
Yeah. It's the undertoads that worry me.
.
agave |
It's the CHUDs that worry me.
Umm,
Hail to the victors?
The UCLA win is good for the Republicans.
Anyone for chocolate spritz, English toffee, and cranberry-orange bread?
I'm an historian - you expect me to pay attention to this so-called "now"? I'm still editing 1921 for heaven's sake!
Mr. Smith Goes to Washington,
One of the greats.
When I was a kid, we didn't have a TV. Everything I saw, I saw at the neighbor's while babysitting. Gord bless WGN in Chicago, ca. 1966.
rorschach - unfortunately, not very surprising.
Evening, rational people.
It's the CHUDs that worry me.
NTodd, Syncopated & Poignant | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 8:05 pm | #
I just the other day had the most hilarious "argument" with a friend of mine about the need to use CHUDs as an analogy for the internets, pre-empting dumptrucks and tubes and such.
MICHIGAN MAY BE GETTING A REMATCH?
If so, good.
How can a team that lost to #1 by only 3 points in #1's home stadium not be #2?
This just in, Craig James denies being a computer.
It's the CHUDs that worry me.
The hanging CHUDS especially.
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Evening, rational people.
Diane C. Barking-Mad
I dig the hell out of that opening monologue of yours.
Byron York's hair re the Barack Hussein Obama controversy
Of course, all this might generate a little more sympathy had not some Democrats in recent months become so fond of the name "George Felix Allen, Jr." During the campaign, winning Senate candidate James Webb routinely referred to his opponent as George Felix Allen, Jr. (just search for the name at webbforsenate.com.) Although it wasn't even correct Allen, whose father's middle name was Herbert, wasn't a junior the use of Allen's full name was clearly a campaign strategy, first, to diminish Allen, and then, after news of Allen's Jewish ancestry emerged, to make an oblique reference to that.
So now Maureen Dowd, Olbermann, and others are upset about Barack Hussein Obama. Perhaps if they had criticized the whole George Felix Allen thing, they might have more credibility
Diane,
Are you okay after your misadventure the other day?
UCLA just won
Things still, after six years of the Chimperor, to astound me.
On c-span2/BookTV now
Forum
The Shadow of Watergate
National Press Club, Professional Development Committee
Washington, District of Columbia 11/28/2006 - 0:56
Nelson, Jack Bureau Chief (1975-1997), [Los Angeles Times], Washington Bureau
Isikoff, Michael Correspondent, [Newsweek]
Schwartz, Rhonda Senior Producer, ABC News
Shepard, Alicia C. Professorial Lecturer, American University, Journalism
Alicia Shepard talked about her book Woodward and Bernstein: Life in the Shadow of Watergate, published by Wiley. In her book she tells the story of what happened to two of America's most famous journalists during and after Watergate and how journalism was changed forever. She discussed "What if Watergate Happened Today?" with a panel of other journalists.
The program "The Shadow of Watergate" was an event of the National Press Club Professional Development Committee.
I just found a beautiful white shirt in the ironing basket I haven't seen for at least three years! Boy is it nice, too. I guess I need to iron more and read less, hunh?
I'm an historian - you expect me to pay attention to this so-called "now"? I'm still editing 1921 for heaven's sake!
Dr. Barmpot Shouty-Crackers
Well in that case, watch out for the Harding Administration, something about them doesn't seem right.
It's the CHUDs that worry me.
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*trying but failing to remember one single Simpson's CHUDS ref, dammit*
Auntie Barmy--one can never have too many white shirts.
Anyone for chocolate spritz, English toffee, and cranberry-orange bread?
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
gaud woman, you own an energy company, you cook more in a day than I do in a month.
She discussed "What if Watergate Happened Today?"
The press would approve. Spying on the Dems is what keeps us safe. Everyone knows that.
It's ROUS' that worry me.
It's ROUS' that worry me.
Are you okay after your misadventure the other day?
DWD | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 8:08 pm | #
I am indeed. My car, however, is not, and I continue to play telephone tag with a claims adjuster about getting it in to be fixed.
Byron York's hair re the Barack Hussein Obama controversy
Aw, Byron Assmunch York can go fuck himself.
Re-HICA!
Re-Freshed!
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Sallyh - I bet it smells good at your house tonight!
I hate you, Ntodd.
1Watt--take advantage of my excess energy. Eat up!
Hello, all. What's planned for Saturday night? I say we TP Glenn Reynolds' house.
You can't step in the same Watergate twice.
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Mena--it's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas...
the use of Allen's full name was clearly a campaign strategy, first, to diminish Allen, and then, after news of Allen's Jewish ancestry emerged, to make an oblique reference to that.
ok, please help a poor stoopit redneck. "Felix" is a Jewish name? Clearly Jewish? And, to the bright light writing this quote, that's demeaning, having this Jewish name?
what is this, and where is it going?
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I bet it smells good at your house tonight
I just had homemade pizza - wife made the sauce and everything. Man, was it tasty. MMMMM
I am indeed. My car, however, is not, and I continue to play telephone tag with a claims adjuster about getting it in to be fixed.
Diane C. Barking-Mad | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 8:10 pm | #
What happened? No injuries, I hope?
I just found a beautiful white shirt in the ironing basket I haven't seen for at least three years! Boy is it nice, too. I guess I need to iron more and read less, hunh?
My ex is always accusing me of somehow not being responsible enough to keep track of various articles of our daughter's clothing. This, from the woman with clothes in about seventeen laundry baskets, in various stages of cleanliness.
Byron York's hair re the Barack Hussein Obama controversy
Pathetic.
Phila--since I baked, wrapped, cleaned, and got groceries, I'm sort of hoping I can convince Monsieur to buy me dinner.
Phila--since I baked, wrapped, cleaned, and got groceries, I'm sort of hoping I can convince Monsieur to buy me dinner.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere | 12.02.06 - 8:13 pm | #
If he won't, I will!
I hate you, Ntodd.
annieangel
So...I'm not getting lucky tonight?
I hate you, Ntodd.
annieangel
Get thee to the back of the line, then, troll.
Diane - I'm glad to hear your feeling well.
Barndog - sounds scrummy.
Phila--I'm so taking you up on that.
What happened? No injuries, I hope?
Phila, Pizen Sarpint
Four car rear-ending accident. And no one (that I know of) was injured.
I hate you, Ntodd.
annieangel
So...I'm not getting lucky tonight?
NTodd, Syncopated & Poignant
Um, actually, I think you ARE.
She discussed "What if Watergate Happened Today?"
Rush: "Third Rate Burglary"
Hannity: "Third Rate Burglary"
Russert: "Third Rate Burglary? , we'll ask Bob Novak"
I just found a beautiful white shirt in the ironing basket I haven't seen for at least three years! Boy is it nice, too. I guess I need to iron more and read less, hunh?
Dr. Barmpot Shouty-Crackers
It was in with the sheets?
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So...I'm not getting lucky tonight?
NTodd, Syncopated & Poignant
Depends on how you define lucky, sailor.
So...I'm not getting lucky tonight?
NTodd, Syncopated & Poignant
Depends on how you define lucky, sailor.
Please do not feed the tedious troll.
TIA.
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Diane--could I make you a martini? It won't help your car, but it might help you.
So...I'm not getting lucky tonight?
NTodd, Syncopated & Poignant | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 8:14 pm | #
Not having to pull "annie's" beard hairs out of your sphincter seems pretty lucky to me.
This is where Curly and I have been the last little bit...
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1Watt--take advantage of my excess energy. Eat up!
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
I maded cinnamon rolls last night, stewed a chicken for chicken & noodles today. That will last 3-4 days.
So...I'm not getting lucky tonight?
I can provide you with cookies. Beyond that, you're SOL.
Ah, Sally, a martini would be wonderful. Thanks!
It was in with the sheets?
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agave
Dammit, don't do that. I refreshed for nothing.
{{{Jeffraham!}}}
Biscuits and gravy?
You are a hillbilly boy, aren't you?
Arkansas gets within 3 points of making sure Michigan playes Ohio State again. Still most of 2nd half remaining.
Welladay, the wife needs to use the computer to work on her end-of-the-semester papers. Catch you tomorrow
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I have homemade Dutch pea soup (a national dish) freshly made. It is wonderful.
(And Beano is not THAT expensive)
Diane--for this crowd, I fill the hot tub (chilled) and let everyone grab a straw. But if you're sore and need a glass, let me know.
Arkansas gets within 3 points of making sure Michigan playes Ohio State again. Still most of 2nd half remaining.
Attaturk
If it stays that close, Michigan gets it.
It was in with the sheets?
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I've never done it with a shirt, but I've more than once made up a bed with a sock or a washcloth stuck under the fitted sheet, and taken, well, longer than I should have to figure out what that lump was. Physical reality is so boring sometimes.
The price of smack should be coming down soon PARTAY
Heck uv a job their bushie!
I have homemade Dutch pea soup (a national dish)
DWD, how ya feeling? And what's Dutch pea soup?
I'm fucking starving. You guys, especially around the holidays, post a lot of food pr0n.
And I have Bonus Critter Blogging up.
Dr Pedant,
Pea Soup made with Metwurst Sausage - whole pea - and onions and carrots and potatoes. Cooked long and slow.
Max--it's all about the food this time of year
She discussed "What if Watergate Happened Today?"
The Defeatocrats were funding the NLF, and the burglars were trying to do their patriotic duty by exposing them.
It's ROUS' that worry me.
Colbert's Apprentice | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 8:10 pm | #
I don't think they exist.
And my house smells heavenly just now, rife with odors from my baklava-making...
I think my friend'll be happy when I show up with the pan...
Rutgers leads 10-3
Dion! Dion! Dion
Le Beaujolais Nouveau est arrivι!
Dr Pedant,
After my adventures in hospital adventures in the middle of the night: not too badly.
The infection spresd into my lymph system (apparently.) I was there all night letting them inject me with this and that and withdrawing some of this and some of that and laying in this giant scary machine in the cold and dark . . .
Pea Soup made with Metwurst Sausage - whole pea - and onions and carrots and potatoes. Cooked long and slow.
DWD
potatoes?
Hmmm.
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You make baklava? Do you make the pastry too?
"So...I'm not getting lucky tonight?
NTodd, Syncopated & Poignant "
and with all them barns around there..are yer legs broken or something?
c'mon...it's bovine saturday!~
Sallyh: You are a hillbilly boy, aren't you?
Now that I've mastered the technique, I expect to gain another 20 lbs.
Fry up the meat, set on paper towel to drain; sprinkle flour into hot, smoking drippings, and stir. Keep adding flour until there's a thick paste, then very slowly add milk (helps if milk is getting close to room temp -- if milk is too cold, and/or added too quickly, gravy disaster awaits! Set it aside on the counter just before you bake your biscuits), reduce heat to 1/3 full warp power, and stir like mad. Let thicken, slowly add more milk. Reduce over lower heat. Add salt, pepper to taste, and serve over piping hot biscuits.
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I think my friend'll be happy when I show up with the pan...
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Who wouldn't? Consider yourself invited to my house any old time.
Pea Soup made with Metwurst Sausage - whole pea - and onions and carrots and potatoes. Cooked long and slow.
DWD
potatoes?
Hmmm.
And lots of celery (in this part of Michigan, the muck farmers are all Dutch.)
And my house smells heavenly just now, rife with odors from my baklava-making...
I'm having hummus as a show of allegiance with Osama bin Laden, and drinking a Spanish red wine in honor of that nation's capitulation to the Islamofascists. It's defeatolicious!
Jeffraham--good thing you're not married to a Cali girl like me...I'd make you eat salads and veggies...
Oh wait. I was born in Boston
Not having to pull "annie's" beard hairs out of your sphincter seems pretty lucky to me.
oh dear.
I hate you, Ntodd.
I am so in awe of you, my master.
But you are still a wanker.
Jeffraham--I'm told there's a culinary item known as redeye gravy. I've never heard of such a thing before. Will you enlighten?
But you are still a wanker.
Snow, Contrary
He should start his own blog.
Sallyh: Jeffraham--good thing you're not married to a Cali girl like me...I'd make you eat salads and veggies...
I like all that, too. Smothered in pork fat, of course.
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You make baklava? Do you make the pastry too?
annieangel | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 8:22 pm | #
Yes I do, and no I don't.
And I'm very proud of my baklava; it actually got me a job simply by word of mouth, making desserts for a central Austin Middle East restaurant...
Pretty cool.
I don't think "annie" knows what baklava is, judging from "her" question.
Sally - redeye gravy uses coffee for the liquid. Makes a dark reddish-brown gravy.
She discussed "What if Watergate Happened Today?"
Poindexter's TIA?
DWD,
Hope you're feeling ok.
What kind of peas? Green Split?
He should start his own blog.
Yes, but he would still be a wanker. Just a wanker with a blog.
Pretty cool.
rorschach | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 8:27 pm | #
Cool indeed. I used to make a halfway decent baklava myself, but since the wife is allergic to most nuts, I'm out of practice. I was thinking about making one with almonds, one of these days...
Phila: I'm having hummus as a show of allegiance with Osama bin Laden, and drinking a Spanish red wine in honor of that nation's capitulation to the Islamofascists. It's defeatolicious!
Phunny you should mention hummus. Hummus, if not overly-lemony, and with enough black pepper, makes an excellent hillbilly gravy substitute, in both taste and texture... but I've never tried it warm. On toast or pita, I'll be damned if it doesn't remind me of biscuits and gravy, though...!
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I don't think "annie" knows what baklava is, judging from "her" question.
Phila, Pizen Sarpint | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 8:27 pm | #
Well, now, let's be kind.
There's them's as make their own phyllo, after all.
I'm a generous soul.
Sally - redeye gravy uses coffee for the liquid. Makes a dark reddish-brown gravy.
mena
Redeye is ham gravy with a splash of coffee.
I love baklava. I've never tried to make it though.
Do you make pakora? Samosa? Masala Dosa and Dahl??? Those little round balls of spicy deliciousness...chabali, maybe?? I forget what they're called.
potatoes?
Hmmm.
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agave
Thickening. Optional. I've got my split pea soup right here, with a dollop of Daisy.
"What if Watergate Happened Today?"
Pardons all around and zero interest from the fourth estate.
Hummus, if not overly-lemony, and with enough black pepper, makes an excellent hillbilly gravy substitute, in both taste and texture...
Better not let the boys at Gates of Vienna hear you talking like that, bwah.
Cool indeed. I used to make a halfway decent baklava myself, but since the wife is allergic to most nuts, I'm out of practice. I was thinking about making one with almonds, one of these days...
Phila, Pizen Sarpint | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 8:29 pm | #
Goddammit. You're one step onto my Secret Recipe!
I've been sold out!
There's them's as make their own phyllo, after all.
I'm a generous soul.
rorschach | 12.02.06 - 8:29 pm | #
Yeah, I suppose. Most people would refer to that as "dough," however.
Ham gravy?!
Gravy on ham sounds preposterous (says someone who only makes gravy for turkey and pot roast).
God bless Peter Jennings...
http://thismodernworld.com/3373
Four years ago, Barbara Walters, who calls Kissinger the most loyal friend, was entertaining Kissinger and his wife at a dinner party for a D.C. politician when ABC News anchor Peter Jennings, who died last year, suddenly piped up, How does it feel to be a war criminal, Henry?
The subject of Kissingers past sins was very much in the air at the time. Judges in both France and Spain were seeking Kissinger for questioning as the long-simmering debate over his connection to Chilean general Augusto Pinochets brutal killing of dissidents in the seventies returned with a vengeance
The question stunned the dinner guests, who included Time Inc. editor Henry Grunwald, who also died last year, and former ABC chairman Thomas Murphy. Grunwald told Jennings the comment was unsuitable, but Jennings persisted.
I tried to change the subject, but it was a very uncomfortable moment, says Walters. [Kissingers wife] Nancy reacted very strongly and hurt.
Kissinger said nothing.
Sally - redeye gravy uses coffee for the liquid. Makes a dark reddish-brown gravy.
mena
Hi, mena.
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Sallyh: Jeffraham--I'm told there's a culinary item known as redeye gravy. I've never heard of such a thing before. Will you enlighten?
I'm led to believe that it's more a deep south and/or western thang than hillbilly. Involves ham/pork drippings, coffee and perhaps some other liquid, and is traditionally thinner than the hillbilly "milk" gravy I make for biscuits...
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If the biscuits are good: tomato gravy.
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Dr Pedant,
Whole peas - absolutely, Split peas tend to make a mush. That is why you use the potatoes finely diced - to thicken.
I've been sold out!
rorschach | 12.02.06 - 8:31 pm | #
No, it's just that you talk in your sleep...
Yes, but he would still be a wanker. Just a wanker with a blog.
I guess I won't be sending you any of my "special" syrup, then...
Yes, but he would still be a wanker. Just a wanker with a blog.
I guess I won't be sending you any of my "special" syrup, then...
Jeffraham--I gather you've been enjoying the Thanksgiving pig?
Yeah, I suppose. Most people would refer to that as "dough," however.
Phyllo dough? Who would call that dough?
I see the ANAL ENGINE-troll is still chugging along...
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Hey Gomez - an FYI - Starbucks has a line of premium ice cream.
We're trying their Coffee Almond Fudge tonight. Reason I mentioned it was, I know Mocha Almond Fudge is one of Vicki's to. die. for. varieties.
Just so ya know.
Well in that case, watch out for the Harding Administration, something about them doesn't seem right.
attaturk
Thanks for the tip - something about a teapot?
Florida makes worst shuttle pass ever, intercepted by Arkansas who takes the lead.
Looking real good for the Wolverines.
J.P. why bother to drain the sausage on p.t's? I just add flour to the whole thing, stir till the flour is moist. Add milk, stir til it thickens, add more milk, stir til it thickens, add more milk, stir.. I don't measure, just been doing it for 50 yrs. so go by endstink.
NTodd--maple flavored?
Ham gravy?!
Olive Oyl's first boyfriend, as it happens.
"Thanks for the tip - something about a teapot?
Dr. Barmpot Shouty-Crackers"
Beware the end is near. We are domed!
I didn't know that about the ham thing. I thought people made it with sausage dripping as well, but I don't really make or eat that kind of gravy. Turkey gravy, now, is a whole other subject altogether. That, on mashed potatoes, are what they feed you in paradise.
Are? Is? My brain work.Good!
'Turk,
Hail to the victors valiant
Hail to the conquering heroes . . .
We're trying their Coffee Almond Fudge tonight. Reason I mentioned it was, I know Mocha Almond Fudge is one of Vicki's to. die. for. varieties.
Just so ya know.
Barndog, fuckin' dirty hippie
Thank you. I have been burning all her preferences into my brain for the past few weeks.
hogs defense just scored.
Mister X--and how are you and Missus, Master, and Missy X? Has Missy X become our new overlord yet?
"That, on mashed potatoes, are what they feed you in paradise."
Reality check. Is that with or without shredded turkey?
Phyllo dough? Who would call that dough?
Snow, Contrary | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 8:32 pm | #
These folks?
I'm led to believe that it's more a deep south and/or western thang than hillbilly. Involves ham/pork drippings, coffee and perhaps some other liquid, and is traditionally thinner than the hillbilly "milk" gravy I make for biscuits...
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Redeye gravy.
Fry piece of ham in skillet. Remove ham. Leave skillet on stove, turn down heat - stir in liquid - coffee, water, milk, whatever, scraping up leftover ham bits and grease. Voila! Gravy. Pour over ham and biscuit.
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Sallyh: Jeffraham--I gather you've been enjoying the Thanksgiving pig?
Oh Hell Yeah!
There's still a pund of it left in the fridge... it made a hell of a T'giving dinner, and then it's made almost two full loaves' worth of bread into excellent sammiches!
... not to mention been a minor contributor to the gravy-makin's -- it's really, really lean, so it doesn't add a lot of fat to the mix, but the flavor... *mwah!*
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Beware the end is near. We are domed!
Not me, I have a flat top.
Jeffraham--does a hillbilly boy like you consider lack of fat a deficit in food?
Thank you. I have been burning all her preferences into my brain for the past few weeks.
You are a sweet man.
BTW, my favorite is Jamocha Almond Fudge also.
The "Hussein"/"Felix" thingy is silly namecalling and beneath the dignity of Eschtoneons.
'Turk,
Hail to the victors valiant
Hail to the conquering heroes . . .
DWD
Well I grew up in Minnesota and live in Iowa so I'm a Big 10(11) guy.
But one thing is always true, Michigan has far and away the best fight song in all of college sports.
"Not me, I have a flat top.
Snow, Contrary"
That was a buzz kill with the buzz cut.
Ek - yes, please. White meat on my cloud.
These folks?
Hah! They can't even spell phyllo dough.
I don't know that many Gomez. I think things will be just fine, my man. I'm saying you've done a pretty dammed good job already.
USC lost. Too bad.
USC lost. Too bad.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere - All the Xs are well... we are currently invaded by Oma and Opa X, so the house is filled with much hilarity. How's bayou?
(MissyX's complete takeover is moving right along schedule...)
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Jeffraham--does a hillbilly boy like you consider lack of fat a deficit in food?
Well, it sure doesn't do chocolate chip cookies any harm.
Mister X--getting ready for Christmas and in mortal combat with the end of the semester. Very much looking forward to
December 15th
1watt Hermit: J.P. why bother to drain the sausage on p.t's?
'Cause I'm a hillbilly, and we hillpeoples likes the snausage off to the side of the plate -- not all chunked up in bits in the gravy!
I just add flour to the whole thing, stir till the flour is moist. Add milk, stir til it thickens, add more milk, stir til it thickens, add more milk, stir.. I don't measure, just been doing it for 50 yrs. so go by endstink.
This is the only way to make it, indeed, but I have some rough measurements for the single-serving b&g meal:
Fat: Whatever will come off four 1/4" thick patties of quality breakfast sausage.
Flour: Just enough to make the thick paste.
Milk: About 8 oz.
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BTW, my favorite is Jamocha Almond Fudge also.
In my top 5, pie.
You are a sweet man.
BTW, my favorite is Jamocha Almond Fudge also.
pie
Burgundy Cherry. Or Daiquiri Ice. Depends on the season. Red, White & Blueberry's awfully good too.
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I know this probably makes me...something undesirable...but I'm not much of an ice cream eater.
(Runs and ducks)
Four years ago, Barbara Walters, who calls Kissinger the most loyal friend, was entertaining Kissinger and his wife at a dinner party for a D.C. politician when ABC News anchor Peter Jennings, who died last year, suddenly piped up, How does it feel to be a war criminal, Henry?
Indeed, God bless Peter Jennings.
The media whores suck up to that fucking murderer. Jennings spoke truth to criminality.
Michigan has far and away the best fight song in all of college sports.
Go U Northwestern, fight for vic-to-reeeee...
Khan went for a rematch and it was a big mistake.
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
NTodd, Syncopated & Poignant | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 7:48 pm
Due to the horrid influence of this blog's comments, I had to request this dvd from the library.
I also don't like sausage.
(Hangs head in humiliation)
Sallyh: Jeffraham--does a hillbilly boy like you consider lack of fat a deficit in food?
It really depends on the food. People avoiding fats don't understand how badly the body needs high-quality fats. Staying away from trans fats, and using healthy oils (one of my favorites is almond oil) can help offset the occasional artery-clogging pig drippings.
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Here is a good gypsy violin performance:
The Bohemian Quartet
Red, White & Blueberry
Never heard of that. I'll have to check for it now.
Jeffraham--if you lived in SoCal, you'd have to learn to love olive oil. It goes in nearly everything
Tonight's keyword poetry:
the dogma of hell octavius frothingham
hearing voices children
whiskey for sinus infection
rain follows the plow
niggers language and swearing
on language as such and the language of man
nigger traps
little parable
harvard ghosts
ensoulment quickening
fuck jesus
9 pits of hell
Red, White & Blueberry
Never heard of that. I'll have to check for it now.
Barndog, fuckin' dirty hippie
Baskin-Robbins - seasonal tho, turns up around June thru July.
Very much looking forward to
December 15th
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
Well, today is the X's Christmas... we get together first week of DEC because we're all too busy around the Holidays...
And I'm with you... ice cream leaves me cold. Meh.
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Very much looking forward to
December 15th
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
Well, today is the X's Christmas... we get together first week of DEC because we're all too busy around the Holidays...
And I'm with you... ice cream leaves me cold. Meh.
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I don't know that many Gomez. I think things will be just fine, my man. I'm saying you've done a pretty dammed good job already.
Barndog, fuckin' dirty hippie
She's a very nice lady.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P...h?
v=PWbFyetnyoE
Sallyh: I also don't like sausage.
(Hangs head in humiliation)
Bacon also makes (and in most cases, is preferred) for awesome hillbilly gravy. In fact, I'll probably buy some honest-to-FSM pig bacon (rather than my quasi-staple of turkey bacon) for just that purpose, as soon as Wachovia decides I can use my money.
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read youse all's gravy recipes for t'giving. I always use cornstarch instead of flour for turkey gravy. Tastes more turkeyie.
Here is a good gypsy violin performance:
The Bohemian Quartet
Echidne of the snakes | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 8:44 pm | #
Here's another.
Mister X--do Oma and Opa X do any baking while visiting?
At this stage, dear Sallyh, I'm no longer actually eating much of anything - so it's all a memory of what I used to 'like'. These things happen.
She's a very nice lady.
Gomez
I wish you every happiness.
Jeffraham--uh...I only use bacon in a few things, as bacon bits.
I never liked eating a strip of bacon.
(Really is starting to wonder what's wrong with me, other than being an extraordinarily picky eater)
Sallyh: Jeffraham--if you lived in SoCal, you'd have to learn to love olive oil. It goes in nearly everything
I likes it just fine in some foods -- most Italian dishes, as long as it's not overpowering, and salad-y stuff, too. And it's soooo good for you, too.
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Gomez - this ice cream is THE shit man.
Burgundy Cherry. Or Daiquiri Ice. Depends on the season. Red, White & Blueberry's awfully good too.
Hubbie is a big cherry ice cream fan. I don't eat too much ice cream anymore, except in the summer. My husband on the other hand has three different kinds of Ben and Jerry's in the freezer right now.
Oops, Arkansas player has brainfart and Florida takes the lead back.
Is it overkill to read a thread with a String Accompaniment?
I also don't like sausage.
(Hangs head in humiliation)
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
Try some Jimmy Dean, an Ohio boy, I think.
Just bought some for tomorrow, instead of bacon.
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I prefer my college's fight song:
"Hail, hail Fredonia..."
"Hail, hail Fredonia..."
watertiger
I don't know if I'd go to a college that would have me as a student.
/Groucho
I also don't like sausage.
Italian sausage with peppers and onions. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.
I know where to get back bacon. That's pretty damned nice stuff, with custard cornbread and Empress strawberry jam....
I prefer my college's fight song:
Not this?
Gomez - this ice cream is THE shit man.
Barndog, fuckin' dirty hippie
I'll have to try it.
The secret to breakfast snausage: Keep it frozen.
Use a sharp, serrated blade, like yer Ginsu knives, to saw straight through it. You can make more uniform patties this-a-ways, and it's not the slimy, nasty mess it is when merely refrigerated.
.
I know that Netflix and others are just champing at the bit to deliver movie titles over the wire. It disappears huge disc and postage costs.
But the intertubes are way too clogged with lots of other shit, and it's also way too slow.
An average movie is 4-7 gigs.
Definite web sclerosis at this point.
"Hail, hail Fredonia..."
watertiger
(Hangs head in humiliation)
==
I'm here for you Sallyh. Ice cream is fine, but I prefer pastry. I've always been the same way about sausage, and hated bacon as a kid, but I got over it.
Oh, and I wouldn't knock anyone down to get to a chocolate bar, either. Caramel or butterscotchor nuts, however....
I prefer my college's fight song:
You went to Fredonia?
Mister X--do Oma and Opa X do any baking while visiting?
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
Not this time... but Oma and OpaX did bring the Stollen, the Springerle and the Domino Steine... and the Lebkuchen. We're feeling pretty festive here...
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I have a panther doll that plays my alma mater's fight song when you squeeze its paw.
I should have known you were kidding.
Cats don't get dizzy.
I just spun Julie round and round on an office type chair. No effect.
.
Heh! My brother and sis-in-law have discovered my blog. One of them (probably my s-i-l) just commented on the gravy...
.
I prefer my college's fight song:
"Hail, hail Fredonia..."
watertiger
A timely film still today, Duck Soup is:
Rufus T. Firefly: You're a brave man. Go and break through the lines. And remember, while you're out there risking your life and limb through shot and shell, we'll be in be in here thinking what a sucker you are.
Hail to the Hills of Westwood.
Not so good. It explains the tasers.
"
An average movie is 4-7 gigs.
Definite web sclerosis at this point.
Max Planck "
Oh boy, I just realized what questions will be heading my way at the office. Didn't even think about it. Monday morning will have folks lining up to chat over their problems with the I.T. department.
Cats don't get dizzy.
There's a PhD thesis in there somewhere. Maybe two.
agave - I said hi a long time ago in my head.
Ah, yes, the Marx Bros.
I don't know if I'd go to a college that would have me as a student.
How the elephant wound up in my pajamas, I'll never know!
Cats get dizzy. Make it chase a flashlight in circles, it'll get dizzy.
I'm tryin to decide if those are chocolate covered coffee beans in it or not.
Very, very tasty. Highly recommended. A little pricy at $5/qt, but for a treat.... why not?
I have a panther doll that plays my alma mater's fight song when you squeeze its paw.
I have a mule that plays ours when you grab its ass.
An average movie is 4-7 gigs.
Definite web sclerosis at this point.
Max Planck "
Now on the other hand, if you people would just stop posting so much...
Rufus T. Firefly: You're a brave man. Go and break through the lines. And remember, while you're out there risking your life and limb through shot and shell, we'll be in be in here thinking what a sucker you are.
Here is a good gypsy violin performance:
The Bohemian Quartet
Echidne of the snakes | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 8:44 pm | #
Here's another.
Phila, Pizen Sarpint
Interesting.
I should have known you were kidding.
My school's football team was . . . pathetic . . . at best.
Columbia's marching band was more entertaining.
Rufus T. Firefly: Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honour, which is probably more than she ever did.
"Now on the other hand, if you people would just stop posting so much...
Dr. Pedant"
Least haloscan does it's part to keep the posts to a minimum.
Cats get dizzy. Make it chase a flashlight in circles, it'll get dizzy.
I'll just bet you have evidence that dogs burn?
I don't know if I'd go to a college that would have me as a student.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Rufus T. Firefly: I wanted to get a writ of habeas corpus, but I should have gotten a-rid of you instead.
Mrs. Teasdale: Your excellency, the ambassador's here on a friendly visit. He's had a change of heart.
Rufus T. Firefly: A lot of good that'll do him: he's still got the same face.
Italian sausage with peppers and onions. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.
pie
The New England thing.
It's good.
And Grinders.
.
I think my aversion to most things cooked in heavy pork fat stems from the fact that every Sunday, my da would make an Ulster Fry (sans the black pudding, thank the goddess, since they couldn't get it here). Think about eggs, tomatoes, cabbage, potatoes, and ham all soaked in bacon fat and mixed together. (We had to suffer black pudding at holiday time; the grandparents would send some).
No wonder that Belfast has some of the highest rates of heart disease in the world.
I'll just bet you have evidence that dogs burn?
smalfish
Oh c'mon. She's just a troll; she's not George W. Bush!
My school's football team was . . . pathetic . . . at best.
Mine has had its moments, but this season bit.
Columbia's marching band was more entertaining.
watertiger | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 8:56 pm | #
Especially when they stormed the library.
Columbia's marching band was more entertaining.
I'll just bet you have evidence that dogs burn?
smalfish
Uh, no. No they don't.
/better answer
Mine won the national championship when I was a freshman.
/ducks
Brains, not brawn.
Interesting.
Echidne of the snakes | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 8:55 pm | #
They're terrific, really. No really representative videos online, unfortunately.
Try this one, maybe.
Nancy Grace could lose a few hundred pounds.
"Hail, hail Fredonia..."
watertiger
My friend's son is actually going to Fredonia and playing on the hockey team. When Craig (the son) told me, I laughed.
I just dropped in to see what's happening...
My friend's son is actually going to Fredonia
Let me guess. New Hampshire?
Especially when they stormed the library.
Well, there was that whole SDS thing.
Mine won the national championship when I was a freshman.
Mine almost won the national basketball championship when I was a freshman and would have if the big guy hadn't been hurt.
Steve Audio--wind blowing like mad at your house? We're on a hilltop and it's crazy.
Oh, and I just noted that NTodd is sycophanted and pregnant.
Mine has had its moments, but this season bit.
They bit as well? I thought they just used their helmets as weapons. Fucking pigs!
Well, there was that whole SDS thing.
watertiger
The Strawberry Statement. A real period piece, but I read it again recently. It hasn't held up too badly.
Have any of you sports fans seen the cover of the new SI, I believe it's a special college edition? That big kid on the cover is from Snohomish.
Sallyh
We're above Rinaldi, facing south in the hills.
Wind whips down the hill, blows entire trees and small animals into the pool and backyard.
Mine almost won the national basketball championship
And that was the football team!
Imagine all the people, living for today.
SUNY at Fredonia. grew up about 45 miles from there and two of my nieces were graduates.
Steve--I'm above Rinaldi myself, and we're experiencing a similar effect. If you were to walk north from Holy Cross, you'd reach my house in about a mile.
Have any of you sports fans seen the cover of the new SI,
Uh, I only buy SI once a year.
Yes, I'm a pig.
Who will play in the National Championship?
Okay, top this one:
Fight on you Big Dutchmen
Defend the orange and blue
Be strong and mighty
And shout out your loyalty
Go Hope!
Fight on you Big Dutchmen
Defend the orange and blue
Be strong, be true and mighty too
And come up with a victory!!
http://www.hope.edu/athletics/sounds/
And that was the football team!
What a school!
Sallyh-
Where's Holy Cross?
We're just off Gothic, above Rinaldi
LARRY KING LIVE HAS THE ALL STAR CAST OF THE FILM BOBBY.
I just spun Julie round and round on an office type chair. No effect.
You crazy mane.
You crazy.
Who will play in the National Championship?
No 1 vs No 2?
Steve Audio--Providence Holy Cross Medical Center on Rinaldi.
*narrows eyes at Dr. P*
Fight on you Big Dutchmen
Defend the orange and blue
Be strong, be true and mighty too
And come up with a victory!!
Wow.
***wipes tear from eye***
Phila, that last one didn't work.
The guy I linked to is a Frenchman. His mother escaped from some Eastern bloc country before the changes there and he went back later on and got all the music from gypsy camps. He's technically incredible but mentally he's 25 (his age) and doesn't quite appreciate the talent he has.
Who will play in the National Championship?
I suppose if Florida wins, they prolly will.
Sallyh-
Of course! Just down the street. Been to the fruitstand lately?
So - nobody's bringing me any custard cornbread and strawberry jam?
Damn.
.
EMILIO ESTEVEZ SAYS THE PLACE BOBBY WAS SHOT IS HALLOWED GROUND.
*narrows eyes at Dr. P*
mena
I was kidding. I've got a computer; what do I need magazines for?
***runs away***
Sally, are we sci-fi blogging? This movie looks terrible.
Steve--was there Thursday
CHRITIAN SLATER SAYS ESTEVEZ CALLED HIM AT ONE O CLOCK IN THE MORNING IN LONDON TO OFFER HIM THE JOB.
Phila, that last one didn't work.
Weird...it works for me.
doesn't quite appreciate the talent he has.
Echidne of the snakes | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 9:06 pm | #
It's pretty incredible...
hey Sally, I was at Central Market and I bought some Madagascar Vanilla.
I thought of you.
Sallyh-
What do they have this time of year?
A year last summer they had the best strawberries ever!
SHARON STONE PLAYS A MANICURIST IN THE FILM. STONES SAYS SHE'S AN IRISH GIRL FROM A DEMOCRATIC FAMILY IN PENNSYLVANIA. SHE JUMPED AT THE CHANCE TO PLAY A SMALL ROLE AS A HOTEL MANICURIST.
Phila, that was a nice nudibranch yesterday.
You crazy.
billy b -blues deluxe
I think it was something in/on those CDs.
.
4Legs--let's see if it has any eatage/bloodage/stompage.
So - nobody's bringing me any custard cornbread and strawberry jam?
Hell, I'll do it. It's got to be warmer in AZ than in MN anyway.
Don't go, Dr.P., I can live with a little pigliness.
Oops, Arkansas player has brainfart and Florida takes the lead back.
Attaturk |
and we learn to expect this kind of thing.
Phila, that was a nice nudibranch yesterday.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 9:09 pm | #
Thankee. I try!
4Legs--mmm, Madagascar vanilla!
I've only had the vanilla sugar, not the extract. Divine.
Hell, I'll do it. It's got to be warmer in AZ than in MN anyway.
Dr. Pedant
Ooooooooh, goodie. I'll leave the light on!
MARTIN SHEEN IS IN GALWAY IRELAND WHERE HE IS TAKING CLASSES AT UNIVERSITY.
SHARON STONE PLAYS A MANICURIST IN THE FILM. STONES SAYS SHE'S AN IRISH GIRL FROM A DEMOCRATIC FAMILY IN PENNSYLVANIA. SHE JUMPED AT THE CHANCE TO PLAY A SMALL ROLE AS A HOTEL MANICURIST.
goat
What the fuck is this, the feed from Entertainment Tonight?
4Legs--let's see if it has any eatage/bloodage/stompage.
It looks like it's going to have bloodage and torturage.
I'd like to see some eatage.
Have you seen Slither yet? Fucking EXCELLENT!!!!!
Steve--root veggies. All very good.
And some lovely Maui onions.
FLG - how much was that vanilla anyways?
We don't buy the imitation stuff either around this house. Yech
4Legs--oh, yes! It was lovely!
Snakes on a Train also rocks
Goat, if we wanted to watch Larry King, we would. We don't need a play-by-play.
Steve--root veggies. All very good.
And some lovely Maui onions.
I'll go there tomorrow! Thanks.
No wonder that Belfast has some of the highest rates of heart disease in the world.
I always hated having dinner at my grandmother's house. The food she cooked contained enough grease to fill an oil tanker.
My father's explanation was that her cooking style was a response to the shortages in the old country during World War II, when meat products and animal fat were in short supply. After the war, happy that she could now finally have the fatty stuff that she had missed for years, she went overboard with it, and never got out of the habit.
Sallyh: I think my aversion to most things cooked in heavy pork fat stems from the fact that every Sunday, my da would make an Ulster Fry (sans the black pudding, thank the goddess, since they couldn't get it here). Think about eggs, tomatoes, cabbage, potatoes, and ham all soaked in bacon fat and mixed together. (We had to suffer black pudding at holiday time; the grandparents would send some).
That sounds horrid! But I can relate -- I'm sure the reason I won't eat steak today is becuse of how much of it I was force-fed as a child. I always hated the texture. brrrrr
.
I've only had the vanilla sugar, not the extract. Divine.
The extract is divine. I loves me some vanilla.
ESTEVEZ SAYS ALL THESE ACTORS AGREED TO WORK FOR FREE. OR WHAT'S KNOWN IN HOLLYWOOD AS SCALE + 10.
Thanks, mena. My ex was right; men are pigs, but as we age less so. Then we aren't good for anything.
For all you who are not watching tonight's Scifi, you just missed a conversation about a woman's pubic hair.
There is an eight month old stuck under the coffee table. Wondering if I should rescue him or not.
O-kay, then. Carry on.
.
Phila, I get this message from your second link:
The url contained a malformed video id.
Phila, I get this message from your second link:
The url contained a malformed video id.
four legs,
how's the baby?
I FOR ONE AM GLAD TO HAVE THE LARRY KINGP PLAY-BY-PLAY BECAUSE I'M HARD OF HEARING AND DON'T GET TV. AND I'D LIKE TO SEE MORE SKIN ON LOVEBOAT.
It looks like it's going to have bloodage and torturage.
Speaking of bloodage, etc., the four year old had a tick on her back this morning. Our family's first. So, I pulled it out, but there was no blood. Does that mean I didn't get the whole thing? (She was very brave--especially since I told her she could eat the rest of the apple pie!)
There is an eight month old stuck under the coffee table. Wondering if I should rescue him or not.
Thers
Is it turning blue? Then not.
But I can relate -- I'm sure the reason I won't eat steak today is becuse of how much of it I was force-fed as a child.
Okay, you are a fucking sick man.
Barndog, the vanilla was $8.49. Williams Sonoma also has it, but the much larger size- for about $16.00.
I think it was something in/on those CDs.
It's that sumbliminabababable messaging shit that I snuck in there.
Tomorrow you'll wake up at the crack of dawn crowing like a rooster. Of course, that may be what you already do.
In that case, never mind.
So - nobody's bringing me any custard cornbread and strawberry jam?
I'll gladly bring you some Starbucks Coffee Almond Fudge ice cream, Dr. Barmpot.
NTodd, Syncopated & Poignant | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 9:14 pm | #
==
Shouldn't you be watching Matlock?
There is an eight month old stuck under the coffee table. Wondering if I should rescue him or not.
Is he screaming? if not, I say no. Give him a cookie or something.
For all you who are not watching tonight's Scifi, you just missed a conversation about a woman's pubic hair.
I didn't know the had any anymore, I thought the genetic mutation was complete...
I'D LIKE TO SEE MORE SKIN ON LOVEBOAT.
Captain Steubing's stubby?
The url contained a malformed video id.
NO FLIRTING.
I need to:
1.) make coffee;
2.) shower;
3.) dress warmly;
... in that order.
brb
.
Screw Williams-Sonoma. They overprice the living hell out of their stuff.
the four year old had a tick on her back this morning. Our family's first. So, I pulled it out,
You're not supposed to do that. Hold a recently quenched match near it; it'll drop off. (We used to use cigarettes, but since no one smokes anymore...)
If the head had remained, I think you'd see it. Just keep an eye on the spot, watch for infection which could occur if the head did remain.
They call me
Captain Steubing's stubby?
watertiger
Isaac could shave
There is an eight month old stuck under the coffee table. Wondering if I should rescue him or not.
Not until he's registered to vote.
four legs,
how's the baby?
He's doing pretty well, thanks for asking. The meds seem to be helping him- he's been up and about and even playing with his toys. As you can see.
http://plush-life.blogspot.com/2...hot-
friday.html
My favorite meal @ ganma's was goat roast unti I found out where my pet Skeezix went.
Hola.
I'm lissening to the Ringo & the All Starr band 3 CD set I got last night for $7.
Peter Frampton's doing "Norwegian Wood".
Pretty good.
I'll bet watertiger knows about madagascar vanilla.
AND I'D LIKE TO SEE MORE SKIN ON LOVEBOAT.
How about some forecastle skin? And be sure to try the lobster bris.
AND I'D LIKE TO SEE MORE SKIN ON LOVEBOAT.
How about some forecastle skin? And be sure to try the lobster bris.
He's doing pretty well, thanks for asking.
I think of you guys often. I say a prayer, too, if a prayer from an atheist Jew is worth anything.
There is an eight month old stuck under the coffee table. Wondering if I should rescue him or not.
Thers
My niece at the same age used to get stuck behind the toilet bowl in the bathroom. She became a ballet dancer so it's all good.
MARTIN SHEEN IS IN GALWAY IRELAND WHERE HE IS TAKING CLASSES AT UNIVERSITY.
Richard Dreyfuss is taking a degree at Oxford.
There is an eight month old stuck under the coffee table. Wondering if I should rescue him or not.
Not until he's registered to vote.
==
No, no. They're excellent for running errands as soon as they can drive at 16.
Hi Res!!
(waves energetically)
I'll bet watertiger knows about madagascar vanilla.
No flirting!
Shouldn't you be watching Matlock?
NO, I STOPPED WATCHING WHEN LINDA PURL LEFT.
Captain Steubing's stubby?
I WANT TO SEE JULIE DIRECTING MY CRUISE INTO HER HARBOR.
I'D LIKE TO SEE MORE SKIN ON LOVEBOAT.
Captain Steubing's stubby?
watertiger | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 9:17 pm
AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
My favorite meal @ ganma's was goat roast unti I found out where my pet Skeezix went.
1watt Hermit
Now that is just sad. Funny, but sad.
MARTIN SHEEN IS IN GALWAY IRELAND WHERE HE IS TAKING CLASSES AT UNIVERSITY.
Richard Dreyfuss is taking a degree at Oxford.
Boris Karloff is screwing sorority girls at Wellesley.
I think of you guys often. I say a prayer, too, if a prayer from an atheist Jew is worth anything.
Aww, thanks. And yes, I think it is worth something.
woman's pubic hair.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
dental floss?
MARTIN SHEEN IS IN GALWAY IRELAND WHERE HE IS TAKING CLASSES AT UNIVERSITY.
Richard Dreyfuss is taking a degree at Oxford.
res ipsa loquitur
I AM TAKING A SHIT ON GOAT'S HEAD.
I'll bet watertiger knows about madagascar vanilla.
Ai-yup.
I've got some lavender sugar from Paris I still trying to find just the right use for.
I WANT TO SEE JULIE DIRECTING MY CRUISE INTO HER HARBOR.
NTodd, Syncopated & Poignant
She was pretty hot back in the day...(as the kidz say)
'Cats don't get dizzy.
I just spun Julie round and round on an office type chair. No effect."
"Make it chase a flashlight in circles, it'll get dizzy."
I'm calling the SPCA right now.
The url contained a malformed video id.
Echidne of the snakes | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 9:14 pm | #
Crazy. Here it is again.
Not until he's registered to vote.
By that time, he'll be the coffee table.
Buckeye, Maxx is still loving his mousie.
No, no. They're excellent for running errands as soon as they can drive at 16.
mena
You don't say? Hmmm, only three more years and I can let her out of the basement.
Thanks, Dr. Pedant.
Anybody else know about ticks? The friend I called told me I was supposed to pull it out. And when I got it out, I saw it's legs and it was crawling until I picked it up and tossed it in the toilet.
So, do you think it's possible I missed the head? I know that's the danger...
I WANT TO SEE JULIE DIRECTING MY CRUISE INTO HER HARBOR.
must refrain from making lifeboat and dinghy jokes...
I've got some lavender sugar from Paris I still trying to find just the right use for.
I'll bet it would be lovely in fondant.
So, do you think it's possible I missed the head? I know that's the danger...
Pour some peroxide on it.
We used to always pull them out too (as kids). It'll be fine.
I think of you guys often. I say a prayer, too, if a prayer from an atheist Jew is worth anything.
Aww, thanks. And yes, I think it is worth something.
I send Maxx some energy every night at the time of sleep. Make me feel calmer, if nothing else.
Gotta go meet some folks in Woodland Hills for dinner and drinks.
Tata for now.
And if anyone gives a crap, we went to the best concert I've seen in years the other night.
Believe it or not, Barenaked Ladies.
There's a post up about it at my place.
Buckeye, Maxx is still loving his mousie.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 9:23 pm |
Excellent! Has he tried the chili yet?
I want some of those star-shaped chocolate and banana sammich cookies that watertiger makes.
And when I got it out, I saw it's legs and it was crawling until I picked it up and tossed it in the toilet.
if it was walking around, you most likely got the head. if you want to make sure, rub the spot on her back with isopropyl alcohol.
Shhhh. Grandson's finally asleep.
whiskeyina - I wish I had some advice, but I have no experience with ticks at all, the upside to staying inside whenever possible.
So, do you think it's possible I missed the head? I know that's the danger...
whiskeyina, scribbler
gotta look @ it before you flush it.
I've got some lavender sugar from Paris I still trying to find just the right use for.
Sprinkled on a sugar cookie. In tea.
Over fruit.
Buckeye, Maxx is still loving his mousie.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 9:23 pm |
Excellent! Has he tried the chili yet?
Chili con Mus musculus?
want some of those star-shaped chocolate and banana sammich cookies that watertiger makes.
res ipsa loquitur
watertiger's star-shaped chocolate and banana sammich cookies -- arrrrggggghhhhhh.....
I want some of those star-shaped chocolate and banana sammich cookies that watertiger makes.
[makes note to self to make res ipsa more of those cookies]
Excellent! Has he tried the chili yet?
Oh, he slimed the chili the first night. I think he likes the mousie because it's big enough that he can rake it and ritually disembowel it with his hind legs.
Thanks, fourlegs. I put witchhazel on it this morning. She's sleeping now, so when I check it in the morning I can peroxide it.
I always hated having dinner at my grandmother's house. The food she cooked contained enough grease to fill an oil tanker.
The grease soaks up the alcohol.
It's a win-win, baby.
a survey of British taxidermic polar bears 2001-04.
Crazy. Here it is again.
Phila, Pizen Sarpint
Thanks. This one is really good. I'm dancing along.
Believe it or not, Barenaked Ladies.
They were in A2 recently, and it sounds like they went over very well. I liked their new song the first hundred times I heard it.
Sprinkled on a sugar cookie. In tea.
Over fruit.
I'm thinking of some sort of lemon/lavender combo.
[makes note to self to make res ipsa more of those cookies]
I enjoy the lemon tarts, as well.
Also, the pecan tarts.
Just saying.
I always hated having dinner at my grandmother's house. The food she cooked contained enough grease to fill an oil tanker.
My grandmother made spaghetti sauce with campbell's tomato soup.
Blech.
I'm thinking of some sort of lemon/lavender combo.
Put it on a MacDonald's apple pie.
Sprinkled on a sugar cookie. In tea.
Over fruit.
I'm thinking of some sort of lemon/lavender combo.
Make shortbread and sprinkle it on top.
For all you who are not watching tonight's Scifi, you just missed a conversation about a woman's pubic hair.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
Damn! Where, where?
watertiger's star-shaped chocolate and banana sammich cookies -- arrrrggggghhhhhh.....
Man, you guys are cheap dates.
watertiger - what about lavendar sugar sprinkled on top of a very thin almond cookie? Maybe dusted in the pan for madelines?
Or you could make madelines and sprinkle it on top of those.
4Legs--now this movie is SO bad it's good
Put it on a MacDonald's apple pie.
You're evil.
I enjoy the lemon tarts, as well.
Also, the pecan tarts.
Just saying.
res ipsa loquitur
I just want to say that I'm not nearly as high maintenance as res. I eat anything, and I'm damn grateful, too.
Man, you guys are cheap dates.
watertiger
Easy, too.
It's a win-win.
I'm liking the shortbread idea.
I'll have to test them on my mother. She's a sucker for shortbread.
I'm thinking of some sort of lemon/lavender combo.
Maybe lemon square with sprinkles of lavender sugar on them.
Hecate--please email me your snail mail address. I have treats that have been made and will be made.
Make shortbread and sprinkle it on top.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
And then mail some to Dr. Barmpot.
I'm thinking of some sort of lemon/lavender combo.
I wonder if the lemon would overpower the lavender. Maybe a very delicate lemon cookie.
Lemon is my very favorite dessert flavor.
4Legs--now this movie is SO bad it's good
Indeed.
ROOOOOSE BUDDDDD!!!
Ridiculous.
I enjoy the lemon tarts, as well
Yum. Perhaps cook the lemon up with a little fresh lavendar and sprinkle the lavendar sugar on top instead of confectioner's?
And then please please please send me some!!
I just want to say that I'm not nearly as high maintenance as res.
High maintenance, my a##!
I am beginning to think my problem is that I am not high maintenance enough.
I always hated having dinner at my grandmother's house. The food she cooked contained enough grease to fill an oil tanker.
My grandmother made spaghetti sauce with campbell's tomato soup.
Blech.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 9:29 pm |
Oh boy.
I feel lucky that both parents were pretty decent cooks. Of course, not having a real kitchen has diminished my skills (such as they were).
good evening batses
I'll bet shortbread would be delicious.
Or imagine a lemon filled wedding cake with the frosting made with the lavender sugar.
Man, you guys are cheap dates.
watertiger
Never met a cheap date, but I've met a couple really slutty figs.
Maybe lemon square with sprinkles of lavender sugar on them.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 9:31 pm | #
Lavender creme brulee would be my vote.
Lemon is my very favorite dessert flavor.
I love lemon. So refreshing.
Lemon bars. Shortbread crust, custardy lemon topping, and powdered sugar.
Melt-in-the-mouth fabulousness.
Saturday Goddess Blogging.
Dear Sallyh,
Will do. You are too good to me.
A2
Damn that's cute, pie.
One of my best friends in the world lives in Ann Arbor.
Res--it's easy to become high maintenance.
I can show you how
Never met a cheap date, but I've met a couple really slutty figs.
Irving R. Feldman
My grandmother made spaghetti sauce with campbell's tomato soup.
Blech.
Try using ketchup as a substitute. My mother did once. I still have nightmares about it.
My favorite dessert is someone taking my kids out for dessert so I can get some frickin' peace and quiet.
"For all you who are not watching tonight's Scifi, you just missed a conversation about a woman's pubic hair."
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
'Damn! Where, where?'
Clarence
Between the legs.
Lavender creme brulee would be my vote.
Now that's an intriguing possibility.
There is an eight month old stuck under the coffee table. Wondering if I should rescue him or not.
Not until he's registered to vote.
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No, no. They're excellent for running errands as soon as they can drive at 16.
mena
I was going to suggest wainting until 25 when the insurance finally drops.
Also, the pecan tarts.
Just saying.
res ipsa loquitur
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I used to make those every year, along with the berlinerkranser that I had no choice about - christmas wouldn't come without them. And a whole other raft of very painstaking, beautifully decorated little cookies I'd give as gifts to everybody. The tarts are wonderful, the pie not so much for me, as I think has already been discussed here at least once.
Put it on a MacDonald's apple pie
Now thats just plain disgusting.
Lemon bars. Shortbread crust, custardy lemon topping, and powdered sugar.
Melt-in-the-mouth fabulousness.
pie | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 9:34 pm | #
Yeah, that's what I mean. But cook up some lavendar with the custard and sprinkle lavendar sugar on top.
And did I beg yet to get some???
I bought dates tonight. To make date-nut pinwheels. A cookie so delicious they make me want to cry.
A total pain in the ass to make, however.
Lemon is my very favorite dessert flavor.
I love lemon. So refreshing.
There is a kick-ass recipe for a lemon cake in one of the Barefoot Contessa cookbooks.
waiting
Ringo's bunch is doing "Groovin'" with Felix Cav on vocal. Damn this is good.
I love lemon. So refreshing.
watertiger | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 9:34 pm | #
There's a place in Berkeley that recently had a lemon sorbet and an Earl Grey granita that were amazing together.
Incredible grapefruit sorbet, too...seemed like there were 2500 in each spoonful. Very nice on a hot day.
Excellent! Has he tried the chili yet?
Oh, he slimed the chili the first night. I think he likes the mousie because it's big enough that he can rake it and ritually disembowel it with his hind legs.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 9:27 pm |
They're pretty sturdy, Topaz has been kicking the bejesus out of the carrot, chili and mouse for a few months now, and no ripping. She also tries to chew the mousie's appendages off.
One of my best friends in the world lives in Ann Arbor.
Why don't you pay him a visit?
must refrain from making lifeboat and dinghy jokes...
[looks down]
It's not THAT small...
I love lemon. So refreshing.
Me too.
I love lemon bars. Love them.
My favorite dessert is someone taking my kids out for dessert so I can get some frickin' peace and quiet.
Thers | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 9:35 pm | #
Have the older 125 take the younger 120.
My favorite dessert is someone taking my kids out for dessert so I can get some frickin' peace and quiet.
Thers | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 9:35 pm | #
Have the older 125 take the younger 120.
My favorite dessert is someone taking my kids out for dessert so I can get some frickin' peace and quiet and sit in front of the computer stuffing myself with sweets and caffeine or sweets and alcohol, depending on the hour
Thers | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 9:35 pm | #
typo?
Lemon is my very favorite dessert flavor.
I love lemon. So refreshing.
watertiger | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 9:34 pm
Lemon-ginger cookies?
Now I have to make lemon bars. Thanks guys
Or imagine a lemon filled wedding cake with the frosting made with the lavender sugar.
You want ornate? This woman started out making pies for the diner near her weekend home.
And then there's Margaret Braun...
Ringo's bunch is doing "Groovin'" with Felix Cav on vocal. Damn this is good.
billy b -blues deluxe
Since his first comeback tour in 89, Ringo's always put together great bands.
I like seeing him playing drums and being a musician again, not just a 'personality.'
Topaz has been kicking the bejesus out of the carrot, chili and mouse for a few months now,
My Charley's been doing that to the sofa recenty. Pretty funny to see him hanging off the back of the sofa with that wild look in his eye.
Soon I will have to buy a new sofa.
typo?
Yes! Damn the typo was mine! Too fancy for my own pants!
There is a kick-ass recipe for a lemon cake in one of the Barefoot Contessa cookbooks.
Very similar to a lemon bread I used to make. When it came out of the oven, it was poked with a skewer in several places and a mixture of lemon juice and sugar was poured over it. So good.
Haven't made it in several years, but I have been craving it lately.
Yeah, no kidding billy. We'd show you a great time.
My Charley's been doing that to the sofa recenty. Pretty funny to see him hanging off the back of the sofa with that wild look in his eye.
I love when they get all wild-eyed.
new strategy is this: drop massive ammounts of pot wherever a bomb blows up in iraq. instead of police and u.s. troops, drop pot and some water. that's my idea
My grandmother made spaghetti sauce with campbell's tomato soup.
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A dear friend I grew up with loves the tacos at, of all places, JackintheBox, because they remind her of her mother's. I revered her mother, but good lord, that house was velveeta central. I was blessed with a mother who could cook.
[looks down]
It's not THAT small...
There, there, I was only making a silly joke.
Here, have a banana chocolate sammich cookie.
I've had something very simular to what you've described, pie.
And ooooh man is that delicious! Rich, but well worth it.
pie,
Exactly. She puts a lemon glaze on it, too.
Just made her split-pea soup, too. Really good.
Holy shit, USC lost.
I love when they get all wild-eyed.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse
Yeah, I really should make him stop, 'cause it's truly not doing the sofa a bit of good, but I find it so damn funny...
My thirteen year old watched this once, and then encouraged him: "kill the sofa, Charley! Kill the sofa!"
My favorite dessert is someone taking my kids out for dessert so I can get some frickin' peace and quiet...
I thought it was so you could get busy with your lady?
You want ornate? This woman started out making pies for the diner near her weekend home.
Oh, I went to a wedding in NYC once where the bride had one of her cakes. It was the most beautiful cake I'd ever seen.
Do you make wedding cakes? lots of money there.
Thers,
Why doncha have some Kwanza Bushmills for dessert?
Y'know, I'm very glad I left the theater before this atrocious song for the closing credits of "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" pierced my eardrums.
why do the hogs let that dick throw the ball?
I enjoy the lemon tarts, as well.
res ipsa loquitur
Although I enjoy tarts of all denominations, I got a taste for lemon very young, when I used to cruise the lemon bars looking for desserts of easy vitue...
Incredible grapefruit sorbet, too...seemed like there were 2500 in each spoonful. Very nice on a hot day.
Phila, Pizen Sarpint
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That sounds so good. The sorbet too.
Holy shit, USC lost.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
Oh, my heart is broken.
Holy shit, USC lost.
Holy shit!!
You want ornate? This woman started out making pies for the diner near her weekend home.
Wow, fancy website, but a bit funereal!
I've made a few wedding cakes. The best part was seeing two 17" cake layers come out of my oven (of course, that was back when I had an oven big enough...), and building up from there.
whiskeyina - I wish I had some advice, but I have no experience with ticks at all, the upside to staying inside whenever possible.
mena |
Cover a tick w/ Ben-Gay or mentholatum. It'll back right out.
You want ornate? This woman started out making pies for the diner near her weekend home.
I watch the competitions on the Food Channel. Those are incredible.
Weddings aren't expensive enough. You need to add a ten thousand dollar cake.
new strategy is this: drop massive ammounts of pot wherever a bomb blows up in iraq. instead of police and u.s. troops, drop pot and some water. that's my idea
me_imperturbe
Money would be good, too. I remember seeing a calculation during Vietnam that it cost us something like $250 000 (in 1970 dollars!) to kill a Viet Cong or an NVA regular. Hell, why not just buy them off? It'd have been cheaper.
gingerbread with lemon glaze.
all I'm sayin'.
Do you make wedding cakes? lots of money there.
fuck no. talk about high maintenance clients.
My thirteen year old watched this once, and then encouraged him: "kill the sofa, Charley! Kill the sofa!"
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I have a kitten in the house right now who's trying to kill everything.
Larry King live has the ensemble cast of the critically acclaimed film Bobby.
new strategy is this: drop massive ammounts of pot wherever a bomb blows up in iraq. instead of police and u.s. troops, drop pot and some water. that's my idea
me_imperturbe | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 9:40 pm |
Don't forget the lemon tarts.
Evening all -- Just returned from seeing "For Your Consideration". Agonizingly funny . . . As for the Rummy memo. He's raving mad. Why won't anyone in the public eye say so?
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Weddings aren't expensive enough. You need to add a ten thousand dollar cake.
The wedding I went to had a $140K budget for flowers.
Craziest thing I've ever seen.
Although I enjoy tarts of all denominations...
I'm going to try being a high maintenance tart.
The only cake I make is pineapple upside down cake.
Oh, my heart is broken.
Central Scrutinizer
You toy with me, CS! I'm actually half-way interested this year. Kind of funny if the No. 1 and No. 2 football teams in the nation are from the Big Ten.
Funny thing, I could have gone to OSU. Very few people know that, except the blog now.
I have a kitten in the house right now who's trying to kill everything.
mena
Luckily for them, they generally outgrow this just at the point you're ready to throw them under a bus.
My thirteen year old watched this once, and then encouraged him: "kill the sofa, Charley! Kill the sofa!"
That's pretty funny.
The wedding I went to had a $140K budget for flowers.
WTF?
Who the hell was getting married?
I used to do cake decorating. You don't make money on wedding cakes.
Just sayin'.
if the hogs wouldn't fumble in their own endzone they might win one.
Although I enjoy tarts of all denominations, I got a taste for lemon very young, when I used to cruise the lemon bars looking for desserts of easy vitue...
stay away from the linzer tarts. They'll fuck your shit up and steal your wallet.
I know I am biased and all but neither Arkansas or Florida could beat Michigan let alone Ohio State. They are inconsistent and do the stupidest things!
My cousin makes wedding cakes. Some of them are real basket cases without doubt.
new strategy is this: drop massive ammounts of pot wherever a bomb blows up in iraq. instead of police and u.s. troops, drop pot and some water. that's my idea
Don't forget to add some DVDs of Fatima Does Dallas and Muhammad's Schlong of the Wild.
new strategy is this: drop massive ammounts of pot wherever a bomb blows up in iraq. instead of police and u.s. troops, drop pot and some water. that's my idea
me_imperturbe
Lotsa water-desert cottonmouth?
It'd be over if we had just dropped all the money we've spent. They'd all own their own homes.
Kind of funny if the No. 1 and No. 2 football teams in the nation are from the Big Ten.
Oh, I thought you were talking about baseball!
My bad.
You don't make money on wedding cakes.
You do when you're shipping the cakes to Saudi Arabia.
Larry King has a clip of Bobby Kennedy quoting a hierglyphic on one of the pyramids, 'and no one had the courage to speak out.'
The wedding I went to had a $140K budget for flowers.
Craziest thing I've ever seen.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse
But taxes are too damned high.
Who the hell was getting married?
res ipsa loquitur
I went to a wedding of the son of the President of Dow Chemical - still remember it.
Frank Rich in tomorrow's Times suggests that Bush is no longer competent (if he ever was, of course) to make the decisions the office of President requires.
Sounds to me like it's time for the Twenty-Fifth Amendment.
Here is something our friends in the GOP can get behind. This isn't impeachment, it is simply an acknowledgment that he can't do the job. No criminal blame attaches. Just take him out.
It is increasingly obvious that the Republicans support this impostor, this sham president, at their peril. Hey, if they want to ride the Bush driven bus over the cliff, well, hell, that's fine by me, but I don't want the country on that bus, nossir.
Who the hell was getting married?
Some society chick. I don't even remember her name- I read later that the wedding cost half a million dollars.
I didn't know anyone there- my date was friends with the groom's family.
You do when you're shipping the cakes to Saudi Arabia.
watertiger
Sweetheart, I don't have friends in oil places...
Just made her split-pea soup, too. Really good.
I finally made the turkey soup from the leftover carcass and meat today, and it was pretty darn good if my husband is any judge of soup character. Added some wine this time, mushrooms, barley, carrots, onion, celery, garlic, thyme, parsley.
And the rest of the turkey. Hurray!
The wedding I went to had a $140K budget for flowers.
WTF?
Who the hell was getting married?
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No shit. I hate to think of the bar bill.
Buckeye -- Curly loves his pepper, but won't touch the mousie, for whatever reason. He's a funny critter.
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I went to a wedding of the son of the President of Dow Chemical - still remember it
Wasn't Michael Dow/Colleen O'Connor, was it?
If so, I was there.
But taxes are too damned high.
Exactly.
Mmmmmmm...linzer tarts.
I bet you could make a great linzer tart, tigre.
If you need a tester, just gimme a call.
Harry belafonte says Emilio's filmaking style is like Robert Altman.
The wedding I went to had a $140K budget for flowers.
WTF?
Who the hell was getting married?
res ipsa loquitur
Morticians?
You know, I think at least half of the people against gay weddings are people who are afraid it will give the 10% more weddings to have to go to.
I'm going to try being a high maintenance tart.
Alas there is no other kind.
And here I am, but a humble cobbler of shoes and tinkerer of words. Barely have two sou to rub together.
Not enough to even buy good porn.
Only rent, like a commoner.
So sad
Central,
One of the reasons I love you is precisely because you don't know who the fuck Michigan is...
Here, have a banana chocolate sammich cookie.
Is that a sexual innuendo?
Sounds to me like it's time for the Twenty-Fifth Amendment.
Please. We had a president whose brain was slowly being turned into a giant hunk of Swiss cheese and he was allowed to finish his term.
I went to a wedding of the son of the President of Dow Chemical - still remember it.
DWD
And those flowers were four feet across and had arms and noses.
Is that a sexual innuendo?
I think a banana dipped in chocolate covered with nuts is the ultimate sexual innuendo, but what do I know?
I finally made the turkey soup from the leftover carcass and meat today,
Was eating leftover T-giving turkey soup with a friend once, who pulled something out of her bowl, looked at it, and said "oh! The aorta!" And it looked like it could have been.
Never been able to stomach turkey soup since.
All this useless beauty and me without a spoon.
Four years ago, Barbara Walters, who calls Kissinger the most loyal friend, was entertaining Kissinger and his wife at a dinner party for a D.C. politician when ABC News anchor Peter Jennings, who died last year, suddenly piped up, How does it feel to be a war criminal, Henry?
Barbara Walters is the biggest whore on TV. How many "journalists" can say that they were Roy Cohn's last date? Baba Wawa can.
Vicki,
No, for the life of me I cannot remember his last name but his first name was Ray. He was Asian. His father gave one of the funniest speeches I have ever heard. Ray married my neighbor Kayleen. He is an ortopaedic surgeon.
Here, have a banana chocolate sammich cookie.
Is that a sexual innuendo?
NTodd, Syncopated & Poignant
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Shouldn't you be watching Matlock?
One of the reasons I love you is precisely because you don't know who the fuck Michigan is...
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
Hon, there's a lot I don't much about.
There's a lot out there to know.
stay away from the linzer tarts. They'll fuck your shit up and steal your wallet.
Tell me about it.
Linzer tart left me tied to a live radiator with wet leather straps. Took my cash, my good pen, my pants and my dignity.
Thank god the janitor found me or my wrist would be even daintier than they are now.
Is that a sexual innuendo?
"Let me slip into something a little more . . . com-for-ta-ble."
[/Lilly von Schtupp]
Why don't you pay him a visit?
pie
We've often talked about it.
I was going to say, Gomez was just here a minute ago...
Please. We had a president whose brain was slowly being turned into a giant hunk of Swiss cheese
res ipsa loquitur
Well, to be fair, he didn't start with that much to begin with.
Buckeye -- Curly loves his pepper, but won't touch the mousie, for whatever reason. He's a funny critter.
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Jeffraham Prestonian | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 9:49 pm |
I'm happy that he likes one of them, I know how finicky the beasties can be.
I remember seeing a calculation during Vietnam that it cost us something like $250 000 (in 1970 dollars!) to kill a Viet Cong or an NVA regular. Hell, why not just buy them off? It'd have been cheaper.
I think you mean 250,000 bullets. No, wait, that's in Iraq...
Four years ago, Barbara Walters, who calls Kissinger the most loyal friend, was entertaining Kissinger and his wife at a dinner party for a D.C. politician when ABC News anchor Peter Jennings, who died last year, suddenly piped up, How does it feel to be a war criminal, Henry?
Oh, that is excellent.
There's a lot out there to know.
Hon, I know you, and you know a lot of things.
*Mwah*!
We had a president whose brain was slowly being turned into a giant hunk of Swiss cheese and he was allowed to finish his term.
With some ham and dijon mustard, that's very tasty.
BTW, friend of mine is allegedly attending a party at which Henry Kissinger will be present. We suggested he make a sign that reads "Kick me, I'm a war criminal" and slap him on the back with it.
You know, I think at least half of the people against gay weddings are people who are afraid it will give the 10% more weddings to have to go to.
olvlzl The Heretic
Na, just worried they'll up the decoration standards.
So sad
The things I need to maintain me are free.
All this useless beauty and me without a spoon.
JeffCO
Here's your Forckin' Knive!
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Thank god the janitor found me or my wrist would be even daintier than they are now.
driftglass
She was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window.
Barndog,
I'm sure Gomez is dipping himself in chocolate as I type. Or, he's glued to the Florida/Arkansas game.
One or the other.
Here is something our friends in the GOP can get behind. This isn't impeachment, it is simply an acknowledgment that he can't do the job. No criminal blame attaches. Just take him out.
I wish I agreed with that. The republicans have attached so much of their own credibility to this guy and his f'ed up policies they cannot heave him over the side now without it reflecting horribly on them.
But god love Frank Rich for writing it.
BTW, friend of mine is allegedly attending a party at which Henry Kissinger will be present. We suggested he make a sign that reads "Kick me, I'm a war criminal" and slap him on the back with it.
That's a plan.
"Let me slip into something a little more . . . com-for-ta-ble."
Wait, we're gonna eat Schnitzengruben AFTER dessert?
Please. We had a president whose brain was slowly being turned into a giant hunk of Swiss cheese and he was allowed to finish his term.
Reagan had his keepers, and things weren't as bad, although they weren't great. Bush has fucked up but good.
Worst. President. Ever.
Reagan will also slip as time goes by.
Money would be good, too. I remember seeing a calculation during Vietnam that it cost us something like $250 000 (in 1970 dollars!) to kill a Viet Cong or an NVA regular. Hell, why not just buy them off? It'd have been cheaper.
The cost of the Iraq war so far is about $347 billion...
http://nationalpriorities.org/in...pper&
Itemid=182
That's about $12000 per person for everyone in the country.
Back in 2004 the estimates of the number of insurgents was about 20,000, as I recall. $347 billion works out to about $17 million per insurgent. Of course, now that the country is in civil war the number of fighters has no doubt increased by a huge margin.
BTW, friend of mine is allegedly attending a party at which Henry Kissinger will be present. We suggested he make a sign that reads "Kick me, I'm a war criminal" and slap him on the back with it.
Why not a shiv?
BTW, friend of mine is allegedly attending a party at which Henry Kissinger will be present. We suggested he make a sign that reads "Kick me, I'm a war criminal" and slap him on the back with it.
Why not a shiv?
BTW, friend of mine is allegedly attending a party at which Henry Kissinger will be present. We suggested he make a sign that reads "Kick me, I'm a war criminal" and slap him on the back with it.
watertiger
I dunno, do you really wanna piss off a war criminal?
He's already fucked over whole countries, do you think he's going to let you get away with something?
Na, just worried they'll up the decoration standards.
1watt Hermit
I've known gay men who would make the Queer Eye guys faint. I know a couple who still dress in 70s style leisure suits, and for them it's not a retro statement.
So I bought Audrey an iPod, 30 GB, 7.500 song & digital capability. Plus a case and a gift cert to download music.
She was lukewarm about the idea, but she loves music. She has no clue.
Think she'll get the hang of it?
I like seeing him playing drums and being a musician again, not just a 'personality.'
Word up.
Right now, Todd's doing "Black Maria".
This verson's better than the live one he did on "Back to the Bars" in the 70's. Cool.
Or, he's glued to the Florida/Arkansas game.
Over. Florida takes it 38-28.
The republicans have attached so much of their own credibility to this guy and his f'ed up policies they cannot heave him over the side now without it reflecting horribly on them.
Hell, admitting that bush is a fuck up would cause most of them to spontaneously combust.
Hi--I haven't commented much lately, both arms hurting, hands swollen.
I'd written semiotics in college about ads, used the read every issue of Advertizing Age at the college library.
So two things. Brian Wilson has called God Only Knows "a sacred song," the most beautiful thing he ever wrote. You can tell he didn't want to let go of it, all the repetitions at the end. Hard to blame him, so fine. So why has he now sold it to "Sam's now takes MasterCard"? That's not sacred. He's had mental illness issues, had his finances hijacked. Are those problems ongoing?
And then there's that damn Nexium ad, the one where the strutting dad declares "My kids all call me The Finisher." Then it shows him bossing around the not-happy kids, no mother in sight, him the assertive asshole, finish this, finish that. Is this the imge dads have of themselves, pains in the asses for the supposed good of the kids? I can assure you the kids don't call him "The Finisher" outside ear-range. They call him fuckhead
The schnitzengruben are breakfast sausages.
Just to make sure we have closure on that part of the conversation.
Why not a shiv?
I thought about saying the same thing, but I didn't want to offend her.
Think she'll get the hang of it?
No problem. She'll love it!
Why not a shiv?
NTodd, Syncopated & Poignant
I'd really like to see someone pack him up in a box and mail him off to that Spanish Judge...
A picture of my Troutboy.
Just because I love him.
http://thumbsnap.com/v/dVD64BpG.jpg
BTW, friend of mine is allegedly attending a party at which Henry Kissinger will be present. We suggested he make a sign that reads "Kick me, I'm a war criminal" and slap him on the back with it.
watertiger | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 9:56 pm |
And then ask why his older brother didn't have an accent. And then throw him out a window, where underneath said window a van will be waiting to take him to a plane where he'll be flown to The Hague.
"Kick me, I'm a war criminal" and slap him on the back with it. watertiger
May 2007 is grounds for at least a tribunal for you and the fez. The hands the hands of fate indeed. I'm still ill.
So I bought Audrey an iPod, 30 GB, 7.500 song & digital capability. Plus a case and a gift cert to download music.
She was lukewarm about the idea, but she loves music. She has no clue.
Think she'll get the hang of it?
She was lukewarm about an iPod? good grief.
She should warm up to it.
Over. Florida takes it 38-28.
pie
FUCK!
That leaves Michigan in a precarious position. Still, they are the better team.
My young male cat has just indicated that he quite likes drinking the merlot from my glass.
Gomez is dipping himself in chocolate
That'll be something you will enjoy then.
So I bought Audrey an iPod, 30 GB, 7.500 song & digital capability. Plus a case and a gift cert to download music.
She was lukewarm about the idea, but she loves music. She has no clue.
Think she'll get the hang of it?
No idea, but when she's done can I be your kid?
Ray Chandler
Ray! Love your shit. Spent much of my high school sophmore year talking like you.
Don't think my geography teacher ever quite figured out what "gams" were, but knew I thought hers went all the way up to there.
I can't imagine standing around in the same room with Kissinger. How would you not throw a drink in his face?
driftglass--I hope you have sufficient alcohol to enjoy the frigid weather.
The schnitzengruben are breakfast sausages.
I draw the line at donderblitzen.
She was lukewarm about an iPod? good grief.
She's a scaredy cat. Not into tech stuff at all. But I gotta believe this is a great gift.
Draco that's one of the funniest comments ever.
Those thumbsnap things are really cool. Nice doggy.
I think you mean 250,000 bullets. No, wait, that's in Iraq...
In NYC you only need 50. Obviously, then, Iraq is safer than New York.
Gomez is dipping himself in chocolate
I was watching the Penguins-Islanders hockey game. But the chocolate thong sounds interesting.
Michigan is a far better team than Florida.
Why not a shiv?
NTodd, Syncopated & Poignant
I'd really like to see someone pack him up in a box and mail him off to that Spanish Judge...
Ray Chandler
I'd like to shut him in a room all by himself with a subliminal message piped in saying "Who's Henry Kissinger?"
In NYC you only need 50. Obviously, then, Iraq is safer than New York.
Thers
We're just more efficient.
May 2007 is grounds for at least a tribunal for you and the fez. The hands the hands of fate indeed. I'm still ill.
I can't seem to convince him to come up with another image.
I've offered ideas.
The things I need to maintain me are free. res ipsa loquitur
Well yes, I am, but how did you know?
She's a scaredy cat. Not into tech stuff at all. But I gotta believe this is a great gift.
She should love it.
I meant thing, BTW.
Wow.
Dave Edmunds is raisin' hell on "I Hear You Knockin'".
Just to make sure we have closure on that part of the conversation.
You make the coffee, I'll bring the sausages.
Just to make sure we have closure on that part of the conversation.
You make the coffee, I'll bring the sausages.
Ray! Love your shit.
Way, way better than the overrated Dashiell Hammett.
I'd really like to see someone pack him up in a box and mail him off to that Spanish Judge...
Everyday now, just before I click on huffpo, I envision the "Cheney dead" headline. Kissinger'll get his, soo, too.
Central Scrutinizer....
Awwwhhhh.
Trout.
He is the coolest.
Chocolate thong. LOLOL I like the way you think, Gomez.
The things I need to maintain me are free. res ipsa loquitur
You need to raise your price.
Central - Awwwwwww.
The things I need to maintain me are free. res ipsa loquitur
You need to raise your price.
I agree.
There's a dog show on Animal Planet.
One "awwwww" after another!
Reagan will also slip as time goes by. pie
I must remember this.
Heh! Look what my Nossi student did up for me: Comin Soon to a curlytech ad near you
Cost? 2% of gross receipts through 3/1/2007 + a Curly DVD.
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Chocolate thong. LOLOL I like the way you think, Gomez.
Barndog, fuckin' dirty hippie
Unintentional but still kinda funny.
The things I need to maintain me are free.
res ipsa loquitur
I may not be free, but I'm damn reasonable.
I thought about saying the same thing, but I didn't want to offend her.
why in god's name would I be offended by the idea of knifing Henry "Pinochet, He Was My Idea" Kissinger?
The man should be pierced through his ankles and suspended by them.
I hope Eli is watching this movie.
That leaves Michigan in a precarious position. Still, they are the better team.
Should Florida move to #2 from #4? Michiga's only loss is by 3 to an undefeated team, and Florida lost to Auburn by 10. Tougher schedule, I guess.
Mr. Computer has to decide.
thong
Ha ha ha!
Liar!
That was Freudian, my Addams Family Values man!
Watertiger, do you play poker?
So two things. Brian Wilson has called God Only Knows "a sacred song," the most beautiful thing he ever wrote. You can tell he didn't want to let go of it, all the repetitions at the end. Hard to blame him, so fine. So why has he now sold it to "Sam's now takes MasterCard"? That's not sacred. He's had mental illness issues, had his finances hijacked. Are those problems ongoing?
That song used to make me almost cry. That commercial pushed me over.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere,
I'm stocked.
Got some groceries. Some peanut butter. To last a couple of days.
Also a nice, cask strength Edradour with a sufficiently Liberal Chardonnay finish to see me thru the cold winds
Should Florida move to #2 from #4? Michiga's only loss is by 3 to an undefeated team, and Florida lost to Auburn by 10. Tougher schedule, I guess.
Mr. Computer has to decide.
Florida needed to win by more than 10 and/or keep Arkansas in single digits. IMHO.
Way, way better than the overrated Dashiell Hammett.
Dr. Pedant
I got someone mad by calling Orwell a dyspeptic contrarian. Thinking it over, I can't see any other two words that describe him. A great writer he might have been but what a grouch.
You make the coffee, I'll bring the sausages.
Don't forget the syrup.
why in god's name would I be offended by the idea of knifing Henry "Pinochet, He Was My Idea" Kissinger?
Well, you have a point.
At my new job, everyone thinks I'm Jewish, and they do the wildest things to tip-toe through my tulips. I'm sorry, sister, I know you have a solid and funny sense of humor.
Okay, 4Legs, that disrobing scene was...freakin hysterical.
That was Freudian, my Addams Family Values man!
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
Probably.
Chocolate thong. LOLOL I like the way you think, Gomez.
Barndog, fuckin' dirty hippie
so does that make the skid marks on ma skivvy's fashionable?
Watertiger, do you play poker?
Nope. Not a cardplayer.
I prefer mindgames.
BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Florida needed to win by more than 10 and/or keep Arkansas in single digits. IMHO.
We'll know by tomorrow.
Way, way better than the overrated Dashiell Hammett.
Dr. Pedant | 12.02.06 - 10:03 pm | #
I like Hammett better just 'cause "Red Harvest" is such a hallucinatory mess. But James M. Cain beats 'em both, IMO. "Past All Dishonor" is a great book.
I also like Eric Knight, who wrote under the name Richard Hallas.
Okay, 4Legs, that disrobing scene was...freakin hysterical.
I'm actually rather liking this movie.
Gomez,
Not a huge football fan but it appeared to me that neither Arkansas or Florida were in the same league with Michigan/Ohio State/USC
NTodd--Did you see my comment yesterday hoping your dog had returned, recommending the group The Shaggs, and their adolescent girl song My Pal Foot-Foot, about their lost dog?
It's a very amateurish, ill-composed, ill-played soing. But it's all the sadder for those reasons--the girls are distressed.
I'm not quite clear your story, but I think Cairo was lost, has since come back
Mr Computer has decided that the human fallibility of the two proposed teams invalidates them, leaving Mr Computer the sole recipient of the presidency. Sporting award. Of course Mr Computer meant to say sporting award. Mr Computer blames human error for misspeaking.
If Arkansas hadn't made that dumb fumble which led to the Florida TD, it might have been closer still.
Andrew Sullivan needs to change alot of these you's to we's but not bad:
It's over, guys. Your beloved Bush administration botched this so badly it's irrecoverable. You enabled them. You never fully took them on when it would have counted - and you trashed those of us who did. You knew this before the 2004 election and still cynically played the anti-Kerry card for all it was worth, telling yourselves you could sway Rummy after the election. Well, you couldn't and you didn't. Your policy was sabotaged by a defense secretary who never believed in it and by a president too weak and out-of-it to rein him in. Get over yourselves and recognize that this dream has died. And we have to fight the nightmare we now face rather than pretend your dream is still even on life-support. That's the patriotic responsibility at this point. And no, I'm not impugning your patriotism. I'm asking you to place it before your shattered dreams.
The power of Henry working a room is still seismic, says Diane Sawyer, the Good Morning America host and former Nixon press aide who dated Kissinger in the early seventies. All of a sudden everybody wants to step up their game and say something hell find interesting or funny.
Oh, do fuck off, Diane Sawyer.
State of Denial, the latest White House exegesis by famed reporter Bob Woodward, depicts Kissinger as privately advising President George W. Bush and Vice-President Dick Cheney on the war in Iraq, calling him a powerful, largely invisible influence. Woodwards portrait of Kissinger as a surreptitious Rasputin, cooing in the presidential ear that victory is the only exit strategy, urging him to resist all entreaties to change course, has rankled the dour statesman.
Take the escalator to the hanging tree, murderer.
4Legs--so terrible it's fun
so does that make the skid marks on ma skivvy's fashionable?
1watt Hermit | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 10:08 pm | #
Talk about high maintenance!
Not a huge football fan but it appeared to me that neither Arkansas or Florida were in the same league with Michigan/Ohio State/USC
DWD
Although I'm not Gomez, I'd definitely agree. Hell, what do you think kept me off of the blog for so long?
I confess, it was watching the game. After 7 hours of shopping, but still.
Gomez,
Not a huge football fan but it appeared to me that neither Arkansas or Florida were in the same league with Michigan/Ohio State/USC
DWD
Florida's coach did some serious whining earlier this week about Michigan not deserving it.
The Shaggs, and their adolescent girl song My Pal Foot-Foot, about their lost dog?
It's about a cat.
And no, I'm not impugning your patriotism. I'm asking you to place it before your shattered dreams.
Andy is delusional.
They'll never admit they were wrong.
Still, DWD, USC lost to an UNRANKED team.
Oy.
The things I need to maintain me are free.
res ipsa loquitur
Well be forewarned that my wooing process is strictly Rovian.
Step One: Aggressively lower expectations.
Step Two: Call the competition faggy traitors over and over and over again.
So far it hasn't worked as well as advertised, but I remain hopeful.
After all, Rove is a fucking genius.
I see no compelling need for any sort of national championship in football this year.
4Legs--so terrible it's fun
Indeed.
This is what a horror film should be.
Sounds to me like it's time for the Twenty-Fifth Amendment.
Please. We had a president whose brain was slowly being turned into a giant hunk of Swiss cheese and he was allowed to finish his term.
res ipsa loquitur
Yeah, but we should have invoked it then, too.
The difference is that Reagan had competent people in his administration. Evil, terrible people, but for better or worse they knew what they were doing. If Katrina had happened on Reagan's watch, it would have been just as heartless, but it would not have been so obviously incompetent.
Bush has nobody and nothing in the way of support, except maybe his old standby Mr. Black Jack Daniel.
I had to laugh my ass off. I didn't see your correction before I posted my response.
But, I'm siding with Vicki though on this one... it was meant thong.
I see no compelling need for any sort of national championship in football this year.
Me neither.
Maybe one of you could clear this up for me: someone told me it's all happening at the zoo. Do you believe it? Do you believe it's true?
Woodwards portrait of Kissinger as a surreptitious Rasputin, cooing in the presidential ear
Too many Rasputins in this administration.
But, I'm siding with Vicki though on this one... it was meant thong.
Barndog
Yeah! Barndog rules this one!
Did you see my comment yesterday hoping your dog had returned
Yup, and I replied with thanks. Wasn't Cairo, who lives with Stef now, but Kayla, who is currently sitting next to me wondering why I'm not rewarding her with more treats because she and Mex just came inside. There's no pleasing some people.
But, I'm siding with Vicki though on this one... it was meant thong.
Barndog, fuckin' dirty hippie
My fingers have a mind of their own.
ok, Devon is asleep.
We went to a festival of lights thingie downtown which involved a parade and food on a stick. Devon scored many beads from various girls passing them out along the parade. He was more intererested in the fire trucks though
Nope. Not a cardplayer.
Me, either. But I'm still gonna play. You should, too. We can drink adult beverages while we play. And we'll invite boys. It will be fun.
The power of Henry working a room is still seismic, says Diane Sawyer, the Good Morning America host and former Nixon press aide who dated Kissinger in the early seventies. All of a sudden everybody wants to step up their game and say something hell find interesting or funny.
"Fuck you, war ciminal asshole" would be a witty bon mot in such circumstances.
Scotland Yard looking to talk to 5 Russians
Dogs think they should get treats for just existing.
For the record, I agree with them.
Please. We had a president whose brain was slowly being turned into a giant hunk of Swiss cheese and he was allowed to finish his term.
Paging Zombie Rhenquist....
Florida needed to win by more than 10 and/or keep Arkansas in single digits. IMHO.
Gomez
It'll be the Gators versus the Buckeyes in the BCS Champ Bowl.
Florida and Arkansas are a lot better than you folks think.
Dogs think they should get treats for just existing.
We all should.
I see no compelling need for any sort of national championship in football this year.
I see no need this year or any other.
It's stupid.
I went on down to the Audobon Zoo and they all asked for you.
Ntodd, what is your problem?
The tragedy of Henry Kissinger is that he is a very large intellect joined to a very small man, says Mark Danner, a foreign-policy writer who knows Kissinger. No one is more brilliant, but in offering advice to policy-makers he invariably lets his obsession with his own access and influence corrupt what should be disinterested advice, tailoring his words to what he thinks the powerful want to hear. As a matter of character, he is more courtier than thinker.
Kissinger, of course, takes issue with the notion that hes a man who favors power over speaking truth to power. Its wrong, he says. It will make you popular with your friends in the New York intelligentsia if you say that, but its totally wrong.
It's not a tragedy that Kissinger is a drama queen, on top of being a war criminal.
this is funny...remember a few days back when some Atridiots had their panties in a bunch over someone named Ed Rogers calling St. Barack, the Mediocre, by the name Barack Hussein Obama?..
...well that really is his name:
Obama has joked that he worried his political career was over after 9/11 because his name sounded too much like Osama. In fact, it's better than that: Named after his father, his full name is Barack Hussein Obama Jr.
...you guys are just oodles of fun...seriously..
Thersites has not killed nearly as many Indochinese as Henry.
"Fuck you, war ciminal asshole" would be a witty bon mot in such circumstances.
One should accompany that with a swift kick to his shriveled old nuts.
Too many Rasputins in this administration.
Well the way the rich and stupid are inbreeding, waiting for the royal hemophilia to kick in may be our best long-term strategy.
So here's an interesting twist:
My sister phoned me and said that dad wants "one last trip (choking on my tears) to the casino."
She wants to get him a package and have us chip in and give him $ 500 to gamble.
And she wants as many of us as possible to go.
I think that's a mighty interesting Christmas present. I'm all for it.
fuck republicans and their wars
There's no pleasing some people. NTodd
Alms for an ex-leper?
Maybe one of you could clear this up for me: someone told me it's all happening at the zoo. Do you believe it? Do you believe it's true?
==
Somebody else watched the Graduate the other night. It's held up as a story, but it's such a period piece.
Don't you have anything better to do than harass women on the internet, Todd?
this is funny...remember a few days back when some Atridiots had their panties in a bunch over someone named Ed Rogers calling St. Barack, the Mediocre, by the name Barack Hussein Obama?..
...well that really is his name:
So what?
Florida and Arkansas are a lot better than you folks think.
Neither is better than Ohio State, and I think Mchigan would kick their asses on a good day.
Anyway, enough of this nonsense.
Sleep well!
I like treats, just because I exist. Does that make me a dog?
Don't answer...
Florida and Arkansas are a lot better than you folks think.
billy b -blues deluxe
Nope.
Michigan went to Columbus and damned near beat the undisputed #1 on their home field.
Not even close.
I'm a fan of Raymond Chandler's over-the-top prose style, an Englishman overdoing American tough-guy-isms.
One of my favorites described a young sexpot: "She was the sort of honey blonde who could make a bishop kick a hole through a stained glass window."
"Fuck you, war ciminal asshole" would be a witty bon mot in such circumstances. Thers
"I certainly hope you die soon!"
Vicki--chocolate spritz, Christmas cutouts, cranberry orange bread and English toffee.
I'm told it's fit for humans
Somebody else watched the Graduate the other night. It's held up as a story, but it's such a period piece.
I agree with both of your assessments, mena. It's a good story, and it is a period piece.
Dustin Hoffman and Anne Bancroft make the movie, IMO.
We can drink adult beverages while we play. And we'll invite boys. It will be fun.
I'll be there in...eleven...minutes.
Time me.
>i>So what?
Phila, Pizen Sarpint |
...the fact that the Atridiots had their panties in a bunch is what..
Bishops damaging stained glass windows would facilitate increases in church funding.
As said this morning Hssein is better than Felix.
Suck on it, troll.
Vicki, I think that would be a great time with your dad. Go for it!
I went on down to the Audobon Zoo and they all asked for you.
I read this as "I went down on..."
Ntodd, what is your problem?
I've got a steel plate in my head and an iron rod in my dick.
Three years ago, he agreed to open up his White House diaries, letters, and archives to British historian Niall Ferguson, who is taking five years to write a biography. (Of a working session at Kissingers place in Kent one summer, he says, Im in Henry Kissingers swimming pool talking about his meetings with Mao Tse-tung, thinking, I must be dreaming.) Ferguson claims that Kissinger wants him to write a warts-and-all biography, but Kissinger has rarely had anything but antagonistic relationships with his chroniclers.
He wants to control not just what he says, observes Woodward, who first interviewed him for 1974s All the Presidents Men, but peoples perceptions of what he says. And its kind of like one long book review where he is arguing with the reviewer of his book or his life or his policy.
Seymour Hersh, who wrote the 1983 Kissinger takedown The Price of Power, is more damning: He lies like most people breathe.
Hersh will never be invited to the power parties.
driftglass--you're coming over? Awesome!
Sallyh,
I make a mean cranberry orange bread. And I have a cherry bread made with buttermilk that is to. die. for.
Glazed with a confectioner's sugar glaze, but it's delicious without, too.
Don't you have anything better to do than harass women on the internet, Todd?
Nope. You? C'mon, we can tag team!
I agree with both of your assessments, mena. It's a good story, and it is a period piece.
Dustin Hoffman and Anne Bancroft make the movie, IMO.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
I was about to say the same thing, except I think the S&G music was a large part too.
I've got a steel plate in my head and an iron rod in my dick.
NTodd, Syncopated & Poignant
Good line for a rap song.
"95% of a man's ejaculate is fructose."
Now that's great screenplay writing
Seymour Hersh, who wrote the 1983 Kissinger takedown The Price of Power, is more damning: He lies like most people breathe.
Fuck. I love that man.
Neither is better than Ohio State, and I think Mchigan would kick their asses on a good day.
In the case of Ohio State and Fla, we'll see.
I don't agree about the 'neither is better than Ohio St., either.
I agree with both of your assessments, mena. It's a good story, and it is a period piece.
Dustin Hoffman and Anne Bancroft make the movie, IMO.
Vicki, Who ? Al Gore
brilliant *rolls eyes*
did anyone see rumsfelds last press conference? he really doesn't take the press corp seriously...
http://www.flurl.com/item/
Rumsfe...Artist_u_202906
pie,
I love you.
I am not a disgusting pig pervert like you, NTodd. Why don't you go bugger some cows up the ass? Or do they remind you too much of your mom? Not that that should be a problem for you.
Dogs think they should get treats for just existing.
We all should.
We do.
Our species have arms/hands that reach all the way to our naughty bits.
Truly we are blessed and highly favored.
If someone has a middle name that's the same as a dictator's last name, it's perfectly OK to emphasize that fact in order to lump him or her in with the terrorist hordes.
Otherwise, it'd be kinda dishonest.
I'd resent wingnuts a lot less if they made coherent arguments once in a while.
It'll be the Gators versus the Buckeyes in the BCS Champ Bowl.
Florida and Arkansas are a lot better than you folks think.
That's how it should be.
"95% of a man's ejaculate is fructose."
Now that's great screenplay writing
I'm fond of the "I love your root-beer colored nipples" too.
limpy's in dire need of some attention tonight
Somebody else watched the Graduate the other night. It's held up as a story, but it's such a period piece. mena
May you never be garfunkeled.
*mwah!!*
Night, everyone.
Eyeball chili!!
GROOOOSSSS!!
Oh boy, Vicki. Ya know... I understand what you're saying - but at the same time..
Wish I could hug you right now.
brilliant *rolls eyes*
xyz
I wasn't aware that I needed to put on my effusive film critic hat (I can, and I'll bore you), so fuck off and die, you lame idiot.
..the fact that the Atridiots had their panties in a bunch is what..
stemcell jethro | 12.02.06 - 10:20 pm | #
Over the implication that someone with the middle name "Hussein" is automatically scary and less than American, you driveling dipshit.
Nope.
Michigan went to Columbus and damned near beat the undisputed #1 on their home field.
Not even close.
So? Happens all the time.
You don't understand the way college football works, bumpbump.
Michigan lost late. Can't lose late.
heh.
Me, either. But I'm still gonna play. You should, too. We can drink adult beverages while we play. And we'll invite boys. It will be fun.
Only if we play for very low stakes.
Only if we play for very low stakes.
Pennies/nickles/dimes/quarters.
May even play only for chips.
Or boys.
May you never be garfunkeled.
==
Oh dear, that probably doesn;t bear too much scrutiny, I think.
Only if we play for very low stakes.
watertiger
"And french fried potatoes?"*
(*Animal Crackers 1930)
CINEMAX HAS THE WORLD PREMIERE OF KING KONG.
Michigan lost late. Can't lose late.
So did USC. Big time. To an UNRATED team.
Dustin Hoffman and Anne Bancroft make the movie, IMO.
Vicki, Who ? Al Gore
Absolutely. What was the difference in their ages, less than ten years? Pity she never really got roles as good as this one again.
Dustin Hoffman and Anne Bancroft make the movie, IMO.
Vicki, Who ? Al Gore
Absolutely. What was the difference in their ages, less than ten years? Pity she never really got roles as good as this one again.
It's a Raymond Chandler evening at the end of someone's day.
So what?
I believe this means we are "totally pwned" and the individual who is pointing this out to us is therefore confirmed as enjoying a Fulfilling Existence.
O! The echoing void in my soul!
I'll be there in...eleven...minutes.
Aren't you under several feet of snow?
In any case, game on!
So did USC. Big time. To an UNRATED team.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
Unlike the Wolverines, the Trojans have no case.
Ass out for USC.
Also, I don't think "Atridiots" works well. I suggest "Atrioafs" or "Atriassholes."
May even play only for chips.
Or boys.
But what will the men do while you play for trifles
After arguing for 30 years that Vietnam was lost because a Democratic Congress failed to live up to its promises, he says he now believes the country needs a bipartisan approach to strategy in Iraq. Regarding troop withdrawals, he says hes never been against the idea as long as its tied to an overall strategy.
Whatever the Baker-Hamilton report comes up with, he says, I will stretch to try to support it. (The study group recently interviewed Kissinger, who is calling for an international conference with Iraqs neighbors, including Iran.) Of Donald Rumsfeld, Kissinger will only say, I feel deeply for him at this moment. Its a very tragic situation to be in at the end of his public life. On Rumsfelds replacement, Robert Gates, a former CIA director under President Bushs father and a critic of Rumsfelds handling of the war, Kissinger predicts that he and Gates will have probably very parallel views.
Kissinger is also supporting McCranky for preznit, so we know the ears into which he'll be cooing over the next few FUs.
limpy's in dire need of some attention tonight
pigboy
Trashing someone's deceased mother.
How classy...and how typical.
res--I like the idea of playing for boys.
Monsieur tells me men are cheap. and easy.
Excellent. This film links horror with monster trucks.
I am not a disgusting pig pervert like you, NTodd. Why don't you go bugger some cows up the ass? Or do they remind you too much of your mom? Not that that should be a problem for you.
Only dead cows would remind me of my mom, since she, you know, died in June. But thanks for your concern.
And why do you think I have dogs, anyway? Because cow asses are too high, and the farmers have shotguns.
Stop it, Ntodd.
What was the difference in their ages, less than ten years?
Bancroft was born in 1931, Hoffman in 1937.
This film links horror with monster trucks.
Well, they are horrible.
BTW, how'd the job discussion go?
Monsieur tells me men are cheap. and easy.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere | 12.02.06 - 10:29 pm | #
They do tend to be. God knows there were times in my life when I had a very hard time saying no.
Our species have arms/hands that reach all the way to our naughty bits.
Truly we are blessed and highly favored.
driftglass
maybe we could do better if we ate doggie food.
Trashing someone's deceased mother.
How classy...and how typical.
Terry C, American Once More | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 10:28 pm | #
That kind of thing gets old but they never tire of it.
Later bats, troll stench too heavy.
Monsieur tells me men are cheap. and easy.
Only the best ones.
Bancroft was born in 1931, Hoffman in 1937.
Richard
That still shocks me. Hoffman is as old as my mom.
I wasn't aware that I needed to put on my effusive film critic hat
Toby made a Pauline Kael reference earlier. Why, no one could say.
Well, I should take my ass to bed.
Peace & Love Bats. A pleasant evening to all.
"I'm a corpse BURRITO, DUDE!!!!!!!"
Michigan lost late. Can't lose late.
More to the point, they lost. Sorry. OSU-Florida.
Excellent. This film links horror with monster trucks.
fourlegsgood
sounds a bit maximum overdriveish
Then why don't you go fuck your dead mother, NTodd? Or fuck your dogs, if that is what you are into. There is no reason to be getting your jollies out of harassing women over the internet just because you think it is safe and it gets you off. Sick bastard.
Vicki - starting to fade here, at all of 7:Fucking 30, but in the movie - Katharine Ross did an awfully good job in her role. It made me think of all the actresses of the day, who did so much with what little they were given to do. And also how much and how quickly attitudes have changed. Probably one reason why the changes have been so hard to accept for so many people.
pie,
I love you.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
Can I watch?
.
Stop it, Ntodd.
Stop what, you psycho hosebeast?
I don't know what happened with FL and Arkansas today, but I went to UF where we the rep for the rudest fans around.
Like the time the drunken frat guy grabbed the Louisianna coach's wife from behind, feeling up her breasts as his buddy snapped photos
Or the spiders tossed on GA dignitaries. Hey, the spiders weren't the poisonous one they closely resembled. No harm!
Mr Computer reminds everyone that it is illogical to miss Bleach on Adult Swim tonight at around 11, 11.3 or midnight. Or something. Mr Computer has many important thoughts and gets them confused sometimes.
This is hilarious. Keith Olbermann really is an idiot. (BTW..the folks at Newswatch on Fox were laughing their asses off at that ass-clown tonight.)
Whatever the source, Rogers' comment caused MSNBC's Keith Olbermann some distress. "We have this right-wing implication that you must have the right name or the right God to be American," Olbermann said. "This fellow Ed Rogers, among others, has taken to calling Senator Obama Barack Hussein Obama." Olbermann wondered what the proper response should be: "Is it to point out the racial element to this, or the religious element to this? Or is it just to say, this is beneath contempt and not worthy of any response?"
..is it any wonder this moron's ratings barely even register?..I mean really...what a freakin' asshat
Absolutely. What was the difference in their ages, less than ten years? Pity she never really got roles as good as this one again.
Jim | 12.02.06 - 10:27 pm | #
I think it was exactly ten, actually. I think she was 36 & he was 26. And Katherine Ross was 24, I think. And Mrs. Robinson says to Benjamin, "I'm twice your age." Ah, Hollywood...
That said, The Graduate is one of my favorite movies... I'd like to edit a 'G' version to show the girls. They've met Dustin Hoffman as 'Hook,' and I want them to know he was once young & handsome...
Whoever is stealing Shoe's name, stop it.
Bancroft was born in 1931, Hoffman in 1937.
And Katherine Ross in 1940.
NTodd, I demand that you stop harassing the imaginary woman dreamed up and inflicted on us by that tenth-rate performance artist with the stupid facial hair.
Or fucking else.
Also, I don't think "Atridiots" works well. I suggest "Atrioafs" or "Atriassholes."
Whatever happened to Eschatard?
4Legs--now that was great, that scene with him bopping himself against the tree
What are the chances that any American party would choose a college professor as leader?
Moe Szyslak
But...but....you can't have a BEER with one of them there eggheads.
/winger
More to the point, they lost. Sorry. OSU-Florida.
Thers
By George, I think he's got it.
The power of Henry working a room is still seismic, says Diane Sawyer, the Good Morning America host and former Nixon press aide who dated Kissinger in the early seventies. All of a sudden everybody wants to step up their game and say something hell find interesting or funny.
Oh, do fuck off, Diane Sawyer.
So, we've got Baba Wawa, Diane Sawyer, Andrea Mitchell,.... is there a Republican woman in the news division of the networks without sticky underwear at the sight of a disgusting old geezer criminal?
It's a Raymond Chandler evening at the end of someone's day.
JeffCO
==
Nice.
Thes, if it's OSU/MI, what prize do I win?
And Katherine Ross in 1940.
spinoza Neque lugare, neque in | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 10:33 pm | #
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I Love Katerine Ross........
There is no reason to be getting your jollies out of harassing women over the internet just because you think it is safe and it gets you off. Sick bastard.
Go ahead and keep projecting, fucktard. I've harassed nobody, not even your sick, twisted fuck of a girlfriend.
And if you speak of my beleved dead mother ever again, I will hunt you down, skullfuck you, rip your head off, and shit down your neck.
Thers,
Arrrggghhhh!
What are the chances that any American party would choose a college professor as leader?
Moe Szyslak
Well, there was Wilson but that was almost a hundred years ago.
NTodd is like that kid with Downs Syndrome down the block who would say something completely silly, yet sel-amusing, and then laugh and clap his hands in that Paula Abdul retard way..
Mike Wallace Sues Son
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4Legs--now that was great, that scene with him bopping himself against the tree
Yes. And the monster is excellent.
Nice. mena
I'm sure Robyn Hitchcock would thank you.
..is it any wonder this moron's ratings barely even register
Olbermann's ratings?????
Yeah....right....whatever.
Olbermann wondered what the proper response should be: "Is it to point out the racial element to this, or the religious element to this? Or is it just to say, this is beneath contempt and not worthy of any response?"
The first two, I'd say.
UF had a tought time with my shitty team recently...I wonder if they really have it.
Norman Finkelstein illustrates the bravery, wit and humanity of armchair Zionists with his free-speech letters pages, although recently he made a major reversal and now censors one kind of letter: those attacking his dead Holocaust survivor mother. Fucking class, man, fucking class: nothing gets the bitches to spread wider than knowing you talked bad about another guy's mother.
Ntodd,
You lucky dog, you have fans.
George W. Bush is like that kid with Downs Syndrome down the block who would say something completely silly, yet self-amusing, and then laugh and clap his hands in that Paula Abdul retard way..
Fixed your typos
Let's all go gentle into that good night with UF. For Thers.
It'll be Michigan, after all.
The power of Henry working a room is still seismic, says Diane Sawyer, the Good Morning America host and former Nixon press aide who dated Kissinger in the early seventies. All of a sudden everybody wants to step up their game and say something hell find interesting or funny.
"Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac."
--Henry Kissinger
I'm sure Robyn Hitchcock would thank you.
==
Tell him he's welcome.
No harassment, NTodd? I assume that you are able to read the words that you type into this little comments section, can't you? Stop harassing Annie and this whole conversation stops. Capiche?
Btw, what are the chances that any American party would choose a college professor as leader?
Moe Szyslak
I believe the number is -6.2i.
nothing gets the bitches to spread wider than knowing you talked bad about another guy's mother
What the fuck?
BTW..the folks at Newswatch on Fox were laughing their asses off at that ass-clown tonight
Wow, what a "beatdown." Maybe SNL ("Saturday Night Live") will lampoon a Democratic politician and thus make your weekend complete. How rich is your existence!
Shoelimpy, thinking it over, he's a foot fetishist with erectile disorder. Is his entire opus a cry for help? If so, I don't want to know what he's trying to do.
Good night, anyone posting with my name is a namestealer the rest of the night.
Dude, the only thing better than attacking somebody's mother is to try making fun of other absent and irrelevant relatives! Ask if he's fucked an uncle or sister lately, that'll so prove the intellectual bankruptcy and moral relativism of the liberal-left commonists!
..is it any wonder this moron's ratings barely even register?..
Would that be why his ratings have increased 67% and OReilly's have fallen 22% since October 2005?
The trolls are all racing to the bottom of the stupidity well.
George W. Bush is like that kid with Downs Syndrome down the block who would say something completely silly, yet self-amusing, and then laugh and clap his hands in that Paula Abdul retard way..
"...and then send thousands off to die for his lies to the self-amused applause of cowards and imbeciles just like him."
Finished the quote.
NTodd would never make love to a loaf of bread.
Unless of course he found one in his bed.
Okay, so my math and my memory was a little off! It was ten-ish years between Mrs. Robinson & Elaine and only six between the paramours...
Okay, so my math and my memory was a little off! It was ten-ish years between Mrs. Robinson & Elaine and only six between the paramours...
Trashing someone's deceased mother.
How classy...and how typical.
Terry C, American Once More
So, is Babs Senior a brain-eating zombie, or simply re-animated?
Thes, if it's OSU/MI, what prize do I win?
Me.
XXXXXX
Thes, if it's OSU/MI, what prize do I win?
Me.
XXXXXX
Good night, sweet princes and princesses of Eschaton. May you all have a wonderful evening (or what is left of it).
4lg
How is the great plushy one? I saw some really nice actions shots on your site.
Over the implication that someone with the middle name "Hussein" is automatically scary and less than American, you driveling dipshit.
Phila, Pizen Sarpint |
..since it wouldn't matter if i said it any slower...try reading it more slowly..
...OK..here goes...the funny part is that the Atridiots got their collective panties in a bunch when this feller referred to Obama by his real name...
..come on..that's gold, Jerry...just gold..
Seymour Hersh, who wrote the 1983 Kissinger takedown The Price of Power, is more damning: He lies like most people breathe.
It is so freaking true. the Leo strauss philosophy, lie as long as you get what you want in the end
NTodd is like that kid with Downs Syndrome down the block who would say something completely silly, yet sel-amusing, and then laugh and clap his hands in that Paula Abdul retard way..
Do you want me to fix your typos?
No harassment, NTodd? I assume that you are able to read the words that you type into this little comments section, can't you? Stop harassing Annie and this whole conversation stops. Capiche?
Show me harassment, fucktard.
The only thing gayer than Shoelimpy is talking to Shoelimpy.
Don't be so gay.
nothing gets the bitches to spread wider than knowing you talked bad about another guy's mother
What the fuck?
masculine_monica_nyc
The rightards have such ENORMOUS respect for women.
Stop harassing Annie and this whole conversation stops.
Annie IS Shoelimpy!
thers,
I love you and your wonderful sense of humor and exhaustive knowledge: but not about football.
...OK..here goes...the funny part is that the Atridiots got their collective panties in a bunch when this feller referred to Obama by his real name...
..that's not funny, actually..
NTodd would never make love to a loaf of bread.
Unless of course he found one in his bed.
JeffCO | 12.02.06 - 10:40 pm |
Mr Computer declares bedding bread illogical.
Alright, out for now. I'm even boring myself.
No harassment, NTodd? I assume that you are able to read the words that you type into this little comments section, can't you? Stop harassing Annie and this whole conversation stops. Capiche?
Shoelimpy
The unleashed power of Shoelimpy! It burns, it burns!
Oh. Wait. No, it doesn't.
You can read your own words just as well as I can, NTodd. I don't know who shit in your Rice Krispies this morning, but I don't see why you have to harass Annie just to make yourself feel better.
NTodd is like that kid with Downs Syndrome down the block who would say something completely silly, yet sel-amusing, and then laugh and clap his hands in that Paula Abdul retard way..
I'd hit it.
Don't be so gay.
Central Scrutinizer
I'll say!!
Talking to roadkill is lame.
Central,
So Shoelimpy is teh gayest evah....
Wow, what a "beatdown." Maybe SNL ("Saturday Night Live") will lampoon a Democratic politician and thus make your weekend complete.
Word on the street is, South Park is planning a delicious sendup of Al Gore, wherein it'll turn out that global warming is caused by his ass!!!
That should take some starch out of that stuffed shirt.
Don't be so gay.
We'll all feel gay when Shoelimpy comes marching home...
They've met Dustin Hoffman as 'Hook,' and I want them to know he was once young & handsome...
whiskeyina, scribbler
how about little big man?
..come on..that's gold, Jerry...just gold..
stemcell jethro | 12.02.06 - 10:41 pm | #
fools gold
NTodd would never make love to a loaf of bread.
Unless of course he found one in his bed.
I, OTOH, have had my eye on a certain saucy marbled rye for some time now...
the funny part is that the Atridiots got their collective panties in a bunch
What's wrong with collecting a bunch of panties? These guys make no sense.
Shoeannie is a very disturbed guy. You've seen the video, no?
You can read your own words just as well as I can, NTodd. I don't know who shit in your Rice Krispies this morning, but I don't see why you have to harass Annie just to make yourself feel better.
I see no harassment, except by you. Go fuck a Rice Krispy Treat.
The far left, the major liberal networks except Fox and the Bush haters want to see the President fail in Iraq.
He won't.
So Shoelimpy is teh gayest evah....
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
Well, duh.
Until you respond, that is.
You people are whacked.
Mr Computer declares bedding bread illogical.
I'm not so sure about bread pudding myself.
Oooh. I knew she was evil.
Worst. President. Ever. Eric Foner, professor of history at Columbia University, in the Washington Post: Historians are loath to predict the future. It is impossible to say with certainty how Bush will be ranked in, say, 2050. But somehow, in his first six years in office he has managed to combine the lapses of leadership, misguided policies and abuse of power of his failed predecessors. I think there is no alternative but to rank him as the worst president in U.S. history. 7:15 pm | Comment (55)
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http://thinkprogress.org/
The imaginary "harassment" of AnnieAnal makes as much sense as the Vietnamese aggression against the USA: so long as you have a drastic perceptual distortion, as with racism or nationalism, how could you possibly be at fault? This is the acceptance of any conspiracy theory, no matter how farfetched, so long as it allows us to continue thinking that there are certain things the FBI & CIA would never do, no matter how deceptively logical.
I don't have the cure for ignorance and stupidity, NTodd. If you can't see the very words you posted, that is your problem, not mine. Why don't you go shove your head up Rumsfeld's ass while he nibbles on your toes.
I don't have the cure for ignorance and stupidity, NTodd. If you can't see the very words you posted, that is your problem, not mine. Why don't you go shove your head up Rumsfeld's ass while he nibbles on your toes.
I, OTOH, have had my eye on a certain saucy marbled rye for some time now..
Try the hole grain.
I, OTOH, have had my eye on a certain saucy marbled rye for some time now...
Seedless, yes?
...OK..here goes...the funny part is that the Atridiots got their collective panties in a bunch when this feller referred to Obama by his real name...
...in order to imply that he was in league with the eeeeeevil Muslimanians, 'cause he don't look right and is prolly related to Saddam! Hyuk!
Nope, I'm still not getting the gag. Can you dumb it down a little, maybe?
I love you and your wonderful sense of humor and exhaustive knowledge: but not about football.
College football?
Frankly, Florida played the tougher schedule and it's not even close. And Michigan lost to OSU. And bowl rematches suck.
Michigan may sneak in but I doubt it.
..is it any wonder this moron's ratings barely even register?..
Would that be why his ratings have increased 67%
NTodd, Syncopated & Poignant |
..and yet they still barely register..
the Bush haters want to see the President fail in Iraq.
He won't.
red white and blue
No need. He's already a collosal failure here at home.
Alright, out for now. I'm even boring myself.
mena
nite
.
Shoeannie is a very disturbed guy. You've seen the video, no?
watertiger
Creepy incoherent.
It's hard to imagine there really are people out there like him.
Kissinger is 83 years old.
Diane Sawyer is a twit.
Mike Nichols is an enigma.
.
I think someone has a crush on NTodd.
Try the hole grain.
Bizarre roll.
I love you and your wonderful sense of humor and exhaustive knowledge: but not about football.
Riddle me this: How many National Championships has Michigan won?
How many has Miami?
You're out of your element.
how about little big man?
1watt Hermit | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 10:43 pm | #
Excellent suggestion.
Drapes.
This is boring.
College football?
Cumberland vs.Hofstra.
C'mon. people, you know you want it.
Can you dumb it down a little, maybe?
Phila, Pizen Sarpint |
..nope...I've already done a reduction to the ridiculous..even still it goes over the heads of the Atridiots..
"the Bush haters"
That's a BAD thing?
Shoeannie is a very disturbed guy. You've seen the video, no?
watertiger | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 10:43 pm | #
I don't think he's disturbed. I think he's a shitty performance artist. Like Andy Kaufman if he'd been born with an IQ of 87 and raised on Andrew Dice Clay albums.
"Mr Computer declares bedding bread illogical.
Mr Computer "
Whattsa matta? Never had a cute little honeywheat come by and offer to put a little starch in your shorts?
I don't have the cure for ignorance and stupidity, NTodd.
Yes, that much is clear. Alas, medical science will probably not advance enough to cure you of either in our lifetimes. But I'm sure you'll still be able to lead a somewhat productive life working at McDonald's and trolling liberal blogs. YOU HAVE THE POWER!!!
The far left, the major liberal networks except Fox and the Bush haters want to see the President fail in Iraq.
He won't.
red white and blue
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If true, 'twould be the first time in his miserable life that the twit succeeded in anything. What kind of conscienceless subhuman could ever look upon this creep as a success?
You're out of your element.
billy b -blues deluxe
Plumbum?
Creepy incoherent.
It's hard to imagine there really are people out there like him.
Or that they can squeeze their cottage-cheese thighs thru the bars far enough to toe-type their idiocy on the sleeping guard's laptop.
And yet it's true.
Cumberland vs.Hofstra.
cumberland farms? the dairy? Hofstra's gonna play against a bunch of Herefords?
aiiight, my head is pounding, so it's tylenol PM pour moi.
hasta manana.
..and yet they still barely register..
Define "barely register", and compare to other shows. Go ahead, I'll wait.
About Atrios' music link, I never watched The Fraggles, so didn't know what I was seeing.
When I saw a skinny creature speeding down a dingy cave, I thought it was a naked mole rat.
But why was the naked mole rat singing?
bush lovers are an increasingly disappearing and irrelevant puke pack.
The Bush haters want to see the President fail in Iraq.
He won't.
red white and blue
He is constitutionally incapable of succeeding -- at anything.
Wake the fuck up.
.
I think someone has a crush on NTodd.
I guess that's why I find all this offensive troll shit so disgusting; there but for the grace of a bag of cheetos, go I...
I like Shoe's video. You are all just jealous because he's so good looking.
..nope...I've already done a reduction to the ridiculous..even still it goes over the heads of the Atridiots..
stemcell jethro | 12.02.06 - 10:48 pm | #
Oh well, at least you tried. Too bad all I understood was the "raghead-baiting a U.S. senator" part. The delicious irony of Rogers using Obama's real middle name went right over my pointed little head.
So you are saying that liberals who read liberal blogs are so easily trolled that even a complete moron could do it successfully? Not showing much respect for yourself and your brethren there, NTodd.
How do you keep a liberal busy? Hit refresh to see answer.
I do agree that NTodd needs to be disciplined.
And I know just who should do it.
cumberland farms?
I dunno if they even have a program anymore. They lost to Georgia Tech 212-0 in 1916.
Mr Computer cannot load the new sheets and has decided that they do not exist.
"
I guess that's why I find all this offensive troll shit so disgusting; there but for the grace of a bag of cheetos, go I...
whiskeyina, scribbler"
You don't have to worry about it unless you find yourself giving each bag of cheetos an affectionate name.
You know, if you ignore the too-stupid-to-live trollz, they will go away.
the Bush haters want to see the President fail in Iraq.
but i would like to see that little coward in Iraq.
the Bush haters want to see the President fail in Iraq.
but i would like to see that little coward in Iraq.
So you are saying that liberals who read liberal blogs are so easily trolled that even a complete moron could do it successfully?
No, that's not what I'm saying at all. But go ahead and keep trying to harass me. I feel really loved.
What kind of conscienceless subhuman could ever look upon this creep as a success?
Bobby St. Chomsky
Bill O'Lielly?
Spit Hume?
Fucker Tarlson?
Nedra Pickler?
Judith "Queen of Motherfucking Iraq" Miller?
Dick "Shoot 'em in the face" Cheney?
Haliburton shareholders?
The list is long and utterly undistinguished.
When I'm back at Stanford University," she said, "I can look back and write books about what we might have done differently."
It sounds like Stanford is already committed to rewarding her for her failures.
Richard
Sad, isn't it?
I like Shoe's video. You are all just jealous because he's so good looking.
annieangel | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 10:51 pm | #
He comes across like Crispin Glover playing the kind of geek you'd see blaring Rob Zombie albums at a chain CD retailer in a suburban mall.
I find it unconvincing.
And I know just who should do it.
A cautionary tale indeed.
there but for the grace of a bag of cheetos, go I... whiskeyina
I think failing an iron bar through the frontal lobe you could never be so incapable of emotional connection as our poor trollies.
Who can resist 4/5 of The Pack?
I don't have the cure for ignorance and stupidity
Shoelimpy | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 10:45 pm | #
hopefully they will find a cure for you in the near future.
it is sad indeed that you are in the late stages of this disease.
but being the born again christians we are here, we will pray for a cure for you.
As soon as you spread your legs, NTodd.
Oh wait, that's not harassment in the wack world of Todd, I guess I'll have to try harder!
Why don't schmucklimpy and antilivinglifeangel hang out with their own kind? Do they really wanna be progressive wannabe's?
And I know just who should do it.
That really freaked Kayla out.
When I'm back at Stanford University," she said, "I can look back and write books about what we might have done differently."
I can't imagine that Stanford would want her back. She is a miserable scholar.
Shoelimpy, red white and blue, stemcell jethro, annieangel
these are the signs of a bad week for republicans
This troll thing is pathetic.
You all are sucking their dicks.
They pull it out and you gobble it up.
Like troll cum?
So nice, huh.
.
As soon as you spread your legs, NTodd.
Oh wait, that's not harassment in the wack world of Todd, I guess I'll have to try harder!
Nope, it isn't in the context. Anyway, I thought you weren't going to read me a bedtime story?
Agave is the boss of everyone. On your knees Artriots, beg his forgiveness and his blessing upon your faces.
Oh, excellent
The power of the pencil!!
Like troll cum?
It's mostly fructose, so yeah.
You know what happens when you've had 24 different jobs in 19 years? You go to a Christmas party and run into 4 former bosses.
Thank goodness I've always (for the most part) left on good terms.
Who can resist 4/5 of The Pack?
NTodd, Syncopated & Poignant
Nice bunch of critters!
The Punkz got big.
Why don't schmucklimpy and antilivinglifeangel hang out with their own kind? Do they really wanna be progressive wannabe's?
Bobby St. Chomsky
Nah. It's just that their, um, social circle keeps tossing them out for some reason. It may be politics. It may be syntax. It may be personal hygeine.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s...h?
v=saFHchpjlsw
Sexy Shoelimpy.
Shoelimpy, red white and blue, stemcell jethro, annieangel
these are the signs of a bad week for republicans
pigboy | 12.02.06 - 10:55 pm | #
I'll say. Two people playing four trolls, two of whom are amateur-hour parodies.
It's hard to find good help nowadays.
Like troll cum?
So nice, huh.
.
agave
I like troll cum.
Watching people gobble it down and beg for me is somewhat... disturbing.
It's mostly fructose, so yeah. NTodd
Who could stay mad at you?
'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: Excuse me, do you sell videos?
Randal Graves: Yeah, what're you looking for?
'Happy-Scrappy' Kid: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.
Randal Graves: Okay, hang on, I'm on the phone with the distribution house now, lemme make sure we got it. What was it called again?
'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.
'Happy-Scrappy' Kid: Happy Scrappy!
'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: She loves it.
Randal Graves: Obviously. Yeah, hello, this is RST Video, customer number 4352, I need to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My Cunt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave Cunt", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". Uh-huh... yeah... Oh, wait, and, what was that called again?
My typos crack me up.
Glad to see you have stopped your harassment of Annie, at least for now, NTodd.
Glad to see you have stopped your harassment of Annie, at least for now, NTodd.
I think failing an iron bar through the frontal lobe you could never be so incapable of emotional connection as our poor trollies.
JeffCO | 12.02.06 - 10:53 pm | #
Thank you, JeffCO. I believe that, too.
But they sure harsh my buzz in here.
Who could stay mad at you?
I could. I've been incensed with NTodd since March 1988.
Shoelimpy needs to work on his delivery. Way too fey and whiny, and too much meandering pothead syntax.
The Punkz got big.
Well, they're a teeny bit smaller as of yesterday...
Ntodd really likes me, he just doesn't know how to show it.
It's mostly fructose, so yeah.
NTodd, Syncopated & Poignant
Might be good with Gin.
.
The Punkz got big.
Well, they're a teeny bit smaller as of yesterday...
NTodd, Syncopated & Poignant
Glad to see you have stopped your harassment of Annie, at least for now, NTodd.
PimpGimpy
You ready to roll?
My theory on why Fox ratings are higher than Olbermann ratings is that every right-wing Bush nut does nothing but watch Fox news. They just plop on the couch and let Murdochworld dump crap in their heads.
Eleanor Clift says Webb doesn't suck up to power. I kinda like that.
Newsweek:
A quirky individualist who wants no part of the phony collegiality of Washington, Webb was rightly insulted when Bush pressed him in that bullying wayThats not what I asked youtrying to force the conversation back to Webbs son. Webb could have asked how the Bush girls are doing, partying their way across Argentina. He could have told Bush he was worried about his son; the vehicle next to him was blown up recently, killing three Marines. Given the contrast between their respective offspring, Webb showed restraint
.
http://www.crooksandliars.com/
"Well, they're a teeny bit smaller as of yesterday..."
Just tell them the fur won't chafe so much now.
Gaia scientist Lovelock predicts planetary wipeout
Tue Nov 28, 2006 10:35 AM ET
By Jeremy Lovell
LONDON (Reuters) - The earth has a fever that could boost temperatures by 8 degrees Celsius making large parts of the surface uninhabitable and threatening billions of peoples' lives, a controversial climate scientist said on Tuesday.
James Lovelock, who angered climate scientists with his Gaia theory of a living planet and then alienated environmentalists by backing nuclear power, said a traumatized earth might only be able to support less than a tenth of it's 6 billion people.
"We are not all doomed. An awful lot of people will die, but I don't see the species dying out," he told a news conference. "A hot earth couldn't support much over 500 million."
http://today.reuters.com/news/ar...C1-
ArticlePage2
One of the funniest, because simplest, jokes in Royal Tenenbaums was when a fucking zuggurat of pornographic videotapes occupies the periphery of the screen.
Geezus, what would Handjob Hannity say if the dude was an atheist and didn't want to use any book?
I guess his head would explode:
"Echoing columnist Dennis Prager, Sean Hannity claimed that incoming Rep. Keith Ellison's reported intention to use a copy of the Quran apparently during the ceremonial photo op on the day he is sworn in "will embolden Islamic extremists and make new ones" and suggested that using the Quran for a swearing-in is comparable to using "Hitler's Mein Kampf, which is the Nazi bible."
Changing the subject from trolls, I have to say that I'm not really a fan of Rachel Maddow. And her "sidekick" is intolerable.
Just hearing it for the first time this week, and not at all into it.
I think failing an iron bar through the frontal lobe you could never be so incapable of emotional connection as our poor trollies.
JeffCO
It's happened before and the trolls have nothing over Messr. Gage
You can't dance your cares away in EGYPT!
I've been incensed with NTodd since March 1988.
Look, I already explained that was an accident. I had no idea the thing would go off on its own.
Okay, Sallyh, that was hilarious.
(scifi Movie)
Wow, muppet gore.
My theory on why Fox ratings are higher than Olbermann ratings is that every right-wing Bush nut does nothing but watch Fox news. They just plop on the couch and let Murdochworld dump crap in their heads.
cs, art is bread | 12.02.06 - 11:02 pm |
When we were in the military (and we know that from all accounts in nonmilitary federal government offices too) all TVs connected to sat or cable are permanently on and set to Faux.
Ntodd really likes me, he just doesn't know how to show it.
Oh yes I do.
My theory on why Fox ratings are higher than Olbermann ratings is that every right-wing Bush nut does nothing but watch Fox news. They just plop on the couch and let Murdochworld dump crap in their heads.
cs, art is bread
Well, books are kryptonite to them.
Ntodd, there can never be too many pictures of the punkz and gang.
Just like there can never be too many plushypix.
It's happened before and the trolls have nothing over Messr. Gage
I see them as more of a Whitman's sampler. Charles Whitman.
You can't dance your cares away in EGYPT!
David Ehrenstein | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 11:03 pm |
(doot doot doot doot) Egypt, Egypt is the place to be (doot doot doot doot).
Changing the subject from trolls, I have to say that I'm not really a fan of Rachel Maddow. And her "sidekick" is intolerable.
Just hearing it for the first time this week, and not at all into it.
Phila, Pizen Sarpint | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 11:03 pm | #
I don't much care for her sidekick either. But I really do enjoy Rachel she really is on top of the news and reports important stories that other news sources pass on but are important.
No you don't Todd. You are quite rude to me. Sometimes you are nice, but then you get in one of your moods and start being disgusting.
very right-wing Bush nut does nothing but watch Fox news."
I suspect there might be truth in that. Of the repubs I know, almost all cite Fox when discussing news including one of my parental units who should know better.
A quirky individualist who wants no part of the phony collegiality of Washington, Webb was rightly insulted when Bush pressed him in that bullying wayThats not what I asked youtrying to force the conversation back to Webbs son. Webb could have asked how the Bush girls are doing, partying their way across Argentina. He could have told Bush he was worried about his son; the vehicle next to him was blown up recently, killing three Marines. Given the contrast between their respective offspring, Webb showed restraint
.
No shit...given the alpha-dog dick-swinging Bush engaged in when petulantly responding "that's not what I asked you," Webb would have been well within his rights and the bounds of propriety if he had answered, "none of your goddamned business," to Bush's second "how's your boy" query.
How anyone could fail to see the incivility in turning a conversation into an interrogation - with all of the arrogance that displays - as the greater offense is beyond me.
First!
No you don't Todd. You are quite rude to me. Sometimes you are nice, but then you get in one of your moods and start being disgusting.
I don't recall ever being nice to you, you fucked up, skank whore meth addict.
How anyone could fail to see the incivility in turning a conversation into an interrogation - with all of the arrogance that displays - as the greater offense is beyond me.
Jennifer
Bush has nothing else BUT arrogance.
I have to say that I'm not really a fan of Rachel Maddow
I've enjoyed her show less the longer she's been on the air. She seems to have developed more schtick over time, and she says her name/the name of her show way too frequently an annoying habit she shares with Brian Lehrer of WNYC public radio.
annieangel | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 11:06 pm |
Why don't you whip your clit till it bleeds.
Earliest sketch of Stonehenge found in 15th century manuscript
http://www.guardian.co.uk/
uk_new...1957748,00.html
You really need to seek help, Todd. And to stop projecting.
My theory on why Fox ratings are higher than Olbermann ratings is that every right-wing Bush nut does nothing but watch Fox news. They just plop on the couch and let Murdochworld dump crap in their heads.
cs, art is bread
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I completely agree. They don't at all read, not newspapers nor blogs. For all of their supposed clout, they are really in a minority and should never be over estimated in terms of potency - they're amongst the most impotent of Americans.
You really need to seek help, Todd. And to stop projecting.
I don't need to seek help. I've already got it. But I'm so touched by your sincere concern for my well-being. It's compassion like yours that makes my hell almost tolerable.
"No you don't Todd. You are quite rude to me. Sometimes you are nice, but then you get in one of your moods and start being disgusting.
I don't recall ever being nice to you, you fucked up, skank whore meth addict."
Or might it be someone who is not a 'regular' troll? Something about at that upper statement has me wondering a bit now.
I would call in Jessica Fletcher to solve this mystery, but...well people die a lot when she is around.
Geezus, what would Handjob Hannity say if the dude was an atheist and didn't want to use any book?
I guess his head would explode:
"Echoing columnist Dennis Prager, Sean Hannity claimed that incoming Rep. Keith Ellison's reported intention to use a copy of the Quran apparently during the ceremonial photo op on the day he is sworn in "will embolden Islamic extremists and make new ones" and suggested that using the Quran for a swearing-in is comparable to using "Hitler's Mein Kampf, which is the Nazi bible."
Terry C, American Once More | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 11:03 pm | #
Now, first off, to correct a small fact that everyone on the right has gotten wrong to date, no one in the House is sworn in with any religious book at all. It's not a part of the swearing in process, it's not in the Constitution, it's not in any rule or law or procedure anywhere. And it is most certainly not a Bible. There is NO REQUIREMENT WHATSOEVER THAT A BIBLE BE USED TO SWEAR IN MEMBERS OF THE US HOUSE. The only time a Bible, or any other religious book pops up, is when a prospective House member brings it with them - but it simply isn't a part of the swearing in ceremony, period.
http://americablog.blogspot.com/...ey-hate-
us.html
NTodd, for all intents and purposes, you're having an argument with one of these...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a...h?
v=aLhug7Jygz8
I've been incensed with NTodd since March 1988.
Strawberry or sandlewood incense?
.
NTodd, your photos of your kitties fighting on the sofa made my family laugh delightedly. Thanks.
And Maddow seemed to be more left-ish in her earlier days on AAR.
Why don't you whip your clit till it bleeds.
Mr Computer
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He can't. He's a guy with a non-working limp dick.
Shoelimpy needs to work on his delivery. Way too fey and whiny,
Phila,
fey? whiny? have you not seen the video? Dude is butch like Judd Nelson's kid brother! Or, Andrew McCarthy with stubble? I haven't seen one of those movies in a long time
I don't much care for her sidekick either. But I really do enjoy Rachel she really is on top of the news and reports important stories that other news sources pass on but are important.
pigboy | 12.02.06 - 11:06 pm | #
Yeah, she's OK on the news stuff, but I think she's a bit too smug-sounding, kinda like Marc Maron (who I hated). She's like a caricature of the typical liberal.
What really set me off was that she was reporting on the abstinence study (i.e., that it doesn't work), and making all these comments about Bush thinking that the Holy Spirit would keep people chaste...that whole "Ha ha ha, stupid Jesus people who believe in magic" thing.
And it drove me nuts, because we just had the fucking faith-based initiative guy come out and say, "The administration laughs at fundies; they're just throwing them bones in return for votes." I feel like anyone who chooses to emphasize the "Jesus is dumb" angle over the "These people are exploiting religion for money and power" angle is not playing with a full deck.
One man's opinion, anyway.
Strawberry or sandlewood incense?
Incensed with peppermint.
Mr Computer -- That's revoltin'. And that's a lot of tv sets. I don't know how people can bear listening to it.
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That shooting of a black groom in NYC had nothing to do with race.
More links about the fake Koran kerfluffle:
http://rantsfromtherookery.blogs...self-
moron.html
Mr Computer seriously doubts that shoeannie has glands of any kind.
Is NTodd still about? He said before that his ex Stef took the dog Cairo. I don't know whose dog that was first.
But it reminded me of my all-black cat Vogue. I'd named her that because Diana Vreeland, editor of Vogue magazine had the famous quote "Black is always in."
When my b-friend Robert left me, he put up a big fight he wanted Vogue. I relented, he was so insistent.
I soon found he wanted her for two 80 year old Haitian sisters living nearby. Not a joke--They used Vogue as a familiar for voodoo, hoping to cure their ill niece, kill off their landlord.
I don't know how effective Vogue was in these tasks
fey? whiny? have you not seen the video? Dude is butch like Judd Nelson's kid brother! Or, Andrew McCarthy with stubble? I haven't seen one of those movies in a long time
Jim | 12.02.06 - 11:12 pm | #
He really reminds me of Crispin Glover...that kind of singsong, edge-of-a-hissy-fit approach.
good evening, cocksuckers!
Rutgers lost.
Bush and condoms vs. abstinence:
http://
rantsfromtherookery.blogs...abstinence.html
good evening, cocksuckers!
Olaf glad and big | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 11:15 pm | #
is that french?
NTodd, for all intents and purposes, you're having an argument with one of these...
I might as well confess: I have a fetish for socks.
Will Stephanopoulos challenge George Will's dishonest coverage of the Bush/Webb exchange tomorrow? I'm not makin' any bets.
.
Incensed with peppermint.
JeffCO
What was that band?
.
Tonight on Coast:
Sat 12.02 >>
Director and producer Peter von Puttkamer will discuss his upcoming documentary, The Real Lost World, which traces the origins of Arthur Conan Doyle's story about the land of dinosaurs and ape men.
6-10pm PT Show:
Ian welcomes investigative reporter Peter Lance, who'll talk about his new book, Triple Cross, which details compromises in the US intell. community. In the first hour, Ian will chat with Coast host George Noory about his book, Worker in the Light.
He really reminds me of Crispin Glover...that kind of singsong, edge-of-a-hissy-fit approach.
Phila,
I haven't seen him since that infamous Letterman appearance
I can kick!!
I do have compassion, Todd. Can we at least try to be friends? It takes two ya know.
What was that band?
Strawberry Alarm Clock of course.
War Widow Dedicates Wiccan Plaque Symbol
By MARTIN GRIFFITH
The Associated Press
Saturday, December 2, 2006; 9:26 PM
RENO, Nev. -- The widow of a soldier killed in Afghanistan saw a Wiccan symbol placed on a memorial plaque for her husband Saturday, after fighting the federal government for more than a year over the emblem.
Roberta Stewart, widow of Sgt. Patrick Stewart, and Wiccan leaders said it was the first government-issued memorial plaque with a Wiccan pentacle _ a five-pointed star enclosed in a circle. More than 50 friends and family dedicated the plaque at Northern Nevada Veterans Cemetery, about 30 miles east of Reno.
They praised Gov. Kenny Guinn for his role in getting the Nevada Office of Veterans Services to issue the plaque in September. The agency cited its jurisdiction over maintenance of the state cemetery.
The U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs recognizes more than 30 symbols, including more than a dozen variations of the Christian cross and the atomic whirl used by atheists, but not the pentacle.
VA officials have said they are rewriting rules for approving emblems, but the process requires a public comment period.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/
wp...6120201265.html
A step closer to equal opportunity graves.
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good evening, cocksuckers!
Olaf glad and big
Suck me.
.
Is NTodd still about? He said before that his ex Stef took the dog Cairo. I don't know whose dog that was first.
Stef got Cairo back in Minneapolis about 2 years before we started dating. There was no question she'd get the old girl.
That was better than Drew's, that was fucking awesome.
Now, first off, to correct a small fact that everyone on the right has gotten wrong to date....
pigboy
They get everything wrong. What's one more thing?
good evening, cocksuckers!
Olaf glad and big | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 11:15 pm | #
is that french?
pigboy
Mai oui!
Ian welcomes investigative reporter Peter Lance, who'll talk about his new book, Triple Cross, which details compromises in the US intell. community. In the first hour, Ian will chat with Coast host George Noory about his book, Worker in the Light.
ΤΏΤ | 12.02.06 - 11:16 pm | #
So how come you use the Incog handle for Coast spam, and the other names for Larry King spam &c? How do you decide what goes under one name versus another? Is it just instinct, or is there some science to it?
I do have compassion, Todd. Can we at least try to be friends? It takes two ya know.
I don't want to be your friend. I only want you to give, and I just want to take. You really aren't my type. It's not me, it's you.
all you cocksuckers are cocksucking cocksuckers who suck cock. so why don't you just go suck cock? cocksuckers.
I might as well confess: I have a fetish for socks.
Then you might like to know that I'm just now wearing socks which say: Reading is always worthwhile
A present from my mom.
Night, all.
(I hope this evening is a lot more normal than the previous)
Enjoyed the conversation. Thanks.
A congressman getting sworn in on the koran is equivalent to taking the oath on a copy of Mein Kampf.
NTodd, Syncopated & Poignant
What kind of stitches or bandages or anything are on your Punkz? Do they chew or lick the spot where they had surgery? Do they need a return visit to the vet to be done?
I haven't seen him since that infamous Letterman appearance
I can kick!!
Jim | 12.02.06 - 11:17 pm | #
Well, there ya go. Kind of a ShoeLimpy vibe there, don't you think?
What I wanna know is, what is it with these clowns trademarking their names? P*stab*gel did the same thing...
How do you decide what goes under one name versus another? Is it just instinct, or is there some science to it?
Phila, Pizen Sarpint
The same way you decide what to post under NTodd.
ok. i got that out of my system.
Strawberry Alarm Clock of course.
JeffCO
Doh!
.
Now, first off, to correct a small fact that everyone on the right has gotten wrong to date....
pigboy
They get everything wrong. What's one more thing?
Terry C, American Once More | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 11:18 pm | #
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Gawd I had a co-worker tell me how the last elections were a loss for democrats and how democrats like henry hyde should be in prison. It drives me mad....
War Widow Dedicates Wiccan Plaque Symbol
It's about time!
http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bi...&GRid=14413806&
you might like to know that I'm just now wearing socks which say: Reading is always worthwhile
I love to read. And I especially love kinky socks.
There couldn't possibly be a political motive for Mccain's call for more troops.
I don't want to be your friend. I only want you to give, and I just want to take. You really aren't my type. It's not me, it's you.
NTodd,
Dude...
Like it or not, you got yourself a boyfriend.
A congressman getting sworn in on the koran is equivalent to taking the oath on a copy of Mein Kampf.
saul | 12.02.06 - 11:21 pm |
Think about this for ten seconds, brainless one. Don't you want even your enemies to be sincerely beholden to what they respect, rather than falsely patronizing something they don't?
Okay, Rutgers hasn't lost yet.
People just need to reasonably discuss their perspectives.
Like Lee J. Cobb.
Mccain is sticking his neck out by calling for more troops.
He really reminds me of Crispin Glover...that kind of singsong, edge-of-a-hissy-fit approach.
Phila, Pizen Sarpint
I kind of wonder if he was doped up on something. He was rather incoherent.
Well, I guess I'll say goodnight.
I finally finished that song I was working on, an assignment of sorts, so I guess I can go work on some stuff for my band... or just go to sleep.
Be sure and say goodnight to the moon, it's lovely. Sweet dreams.
A congressman getting sworn in on the koran is equivalent to taking the oath on a copy of Mein Kampf.
saul | 12.02.06 - 11:21 pm | #
yeah, yeah we've already read that.
Where's your youtube, Todd? I bet you don't even have one.
Gingrich is sticking his dick out and calling for a fourth wife
all you cocksuckers are cocksucking cocksuckers who suck cock. so why don't you just go suck cock? cocksuckers. Olaf
Sigh. Have we not instigation enough?
What kind of stitches or bandages or anything are on your Punkz? Do they chew or lick the spot where they had surgery? Do they need a return visit to the vet to be done?
They don't appear to be licking the incisions, but the vet gave me instructions to monitor. I guess it's those dissolving sutures, or maybe none at all, as I don't have to bring them back. And after being rather groggy yesterday and still rather sedate this AM, now the little shits are fucking hyper.
A congressman getting sworn in on the koran is equivalent to taking the oath on a copy of Mein Kampf.
A troll posting that is equivalent to fiction.
jack and occassionally me, post short declaritive sentences. I think that's where the misunderstanding comes from.
on a copy of Mein Kampf.
saul
The meth boat is in! The meth boat is in!!!
You all are IN LOVE with Shoe. He's gorgeous and smart and has the cutest Texas accent.
I bet Richard has watched it 50 times.
Where's your youtube, Todd? I bet you don't even have one.
Sounds like a rather personal question. What's your bra size?
good evening, cocksuckers!
Olaf glad and big | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 11:15 pm | #
is that french?
pigboy
Mai oui!
ellroon, hair afire | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 11:18 pm | #
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such an international crowd
40 D.
40 D.
"We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead yet." In color.
Here is my Deep Thought For The Day:
There are two kinds of people: Those who view the universe as complicated and those who have simple answers for everything
What do you think?
I just tried to casually mention, in a low-keyed way, that the term was offensive but some here made a huge 3-ring circus out of it all. Jeez...
A congressman getting sworn in on the koran is equivalent to taking the oath on a copy of Mein Kampf.
saul
In what way?
Like it or not, you got yourself a boyfriend.
Well, I suppose I can take one more animal into the house. But I'd better get it fixed pronto--I don't need any more creatures humping my leg.
And after being rather groggy yesterday and still rather sedate this AM, now the little shits are fucking hyper.
Aww... but they are such cute little shits...
Where's your youtube, Todd? I bet you don't even have one.
Sounds like a rather personal question. What's your bra size?
NTodd,
Oh, this oughta be good, after Limpy runs up to his mom's room to find out how bras are sized
I like Shoe's video. You are all just jealous because he's so good looking.
annieangel
"Godzilla vs. Mothra" had better dubbing than that rant.
Paper Fastening Technology Timeline.
Must we all be Lee J. Cobb?
Even that racist, misogynist troll incognito?
Here is my Deep Thought For The Day:
There are two kinds of people: Those who view the universe as complicated and those who have simple answers for everything
What do you think?
Echidne of the snakes
Very simplistically complex!
40 D.
Oh, sorry lass, too big for me. But I'm sure you'll meet some nice old man some day.
A few administrative things to clear up here.
1. A couple of years back or so I declared Godwin's rule off the table for the duration. I suggest a meeting in June, if things go well, to discuss re-implementing it for historical referencing.
2. Gnomenclature - For too long, considering current circumstances and new information developing, I suggest that the word Right not be used to reference the radical conservative clowns we have discussed for far too long. My suggestion is we call them the Wrongs. The Radical Wrongs seem much more appropriate. This would also restore the word to a proper context in which followers of Christ who actually practice their faith can be referenced as the Christian Right without someone laughing their asses off. For editorial and creative writing purposes I also suggest Dufus as an alternative to break things up a bit. On a personal note, I would like to see the plural be Dufusi, since I have a problem saying successive F's and S's at times.
so who can tell me. . . the plan in iraq supposedly is to set up a government, train and equip an army for that government, and have that army fight against other armed anti government forces. that doesn't strike me as a very good way to prevent civil war. am i missing something?
Must we all be Lee J. Cobb?
At least in the end he listened.
I didn't know they made a manzier in a 40 D
to the tune of i am a bike thief
i am a cock- sucker i am a cock- sucker i am a cock- sucker i am a cock- sucker
what: is not not to love, an arrogant budge. no lock no key it's there for me. it's the shit i'm gonna stick and prickly dick now xzu and you can too. want to get from here to there fellatio 'll get you everywhere. it's not mine but i don't care i've had enough of playing fair.
Riddle me this: How many National Championships has Michigan won?
Well, that's not even the issue. Florida had the harder schedule and didn't lose head-to-head to OSU.
If Notre Dame hadn't been overrated, then, eh.
Aww... but they are such cute little shits...
Okay, you can come over and clean their cat litter.
I kind of wonder if he was doped up on something. He was rather incoherent.
Richard | 12.02.06 - 11:24 pm | #
I don't think so. It really just seemed like bad acting to me.
But who knows. He coulda been on goofballs....
From wikipedia:
Cobb explained why he "named names" saying:
"When the facilities of the government of the United States are drawn on an individual it can be terrifying. The blacklist is just the opening gambit - being deprived of work. Your passport is confiscated. That's minor. But not being able to move without being tailed is something else. After a certain point it grows to implied as well as articulated threats, and people succumb. My wife did, and she was institutionalized. The HUAC did a deal with me. I was pretty much worn down. I had no money. I couldn't borrow. I had the expenses of taking care of the children. Why am I subjecting my loved ones to this? If it's worth dying for, and I am just as idealistic as the next fellow. But I decided it wasn't worth dying for, and if this gesture was the way of getting out of the penitentiary I'd do it. I had to be employable again." (Interview with Victor Navasky for the 1982 book Naming Names.)
Must we all be Lee J. Cobb?
I'm not ambitious, I'll be Jack Klugman or E.G. Marshall, even that polite guy with the vaguely eastern European accent.
Roger Miller - King of the Road
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e...h?
v=e3fsMCxE1Zc
In what way?
Max Planck | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 11:27 pm |
They are both books, and neither has been narrated by Charleton Heston.
Here is my Deep Thought For The Day:
There are two kinds of people: Those who view the universe as complicated and those who have simple answers for everything
What do you think?
Echidne of the snakes | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 11:26 pm | #
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wrong. there are three kinds of people in the world. those who can count, and those who can't.
Cheese Whiz -
Just ducked in to see if anything important was amiss -
And the first thing I see in the threads is "40D."
Well, if you add the numbers for Mad Dog 20/20, you'd get 40D.
Or maybe what you get is WD-40. Hell if I know.
Shoe has the huge hands of a real man and he's all I need or want.
I saw your picture, Todd. :D
Oh, some good news: I found a missing DVD that had a boatload of archived photos on it, including a number I was supposed to ship months ago and this one, which has special significance.
Gawd I had a co-worker tell me how the last elections were a loss for democrats and how democrats like henry hyde should be in prison. It drives me mad....
pigboy
My condolences.
I couldn't stand having a moron like that around me for 8 hours a day.
jack and occassionally me, post short declaritive sentences. I think that's where the misunderstanding comes from.
ΤΏΤ | 12.02.06 - 11:25 pm | #
I thought it came from this.
Huh.
Well, you can all exhale now...
Tom Daschle Will Not Run For President...
Huh.
Well, you can all exhale now...
Tom Daschle Will Not Run For President...
Now if only I can shake this murder rap...
There are two kinds of people: People who believe there are two kinds of people and people who don't.
What do you think?
Echidne of the snakes
Whoa...this chick's messin' with my head!
There are two kinds of people: Those who view the universe as complicated and those who have simple answers for everything.
Brings to mind Bertrand Russell.
Evening, bats.
I am actually a 40DD, annie, as all who have met me can attest.
But who knows. He coulda been on goofballs....
I believe the medical term is "hopped up on goofballs."
Lee J. Cobb's overacting was much more tolerable to me than Al Pacino's overacting.
Pacino actually satirizes himself in each role. The dude should really switch to self-important decaf.
I saw your picture, Todd. :D
Stop stalking me, you nutjob.
Ack! That was me, not Thers.
Oh yeah, I knew I forgot another little bit.
The word re-deployment be dropped and replaced by "Bring'em home!"
Thank you, that is all.
You may stand down now.
Does anyone remember the song Brimful of Asha from '97, a group named Cornershop? I just bought the CD third party Amazon, $0.01. They make money shipping & handling, not much.
What a fun song, and if you look up Bollywood explanations for this ex-pat song, they give the references. They're glad to clue westerners in why to hear Bollywood singers. Good CD in total
My condolences.
I couldn't stand having a moron like that around me for 8 hours a day.
Terry C, American Once More | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 11:33 pm | #
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Fortunately for me I only see him for short periods of time. An hour at most every other day.
It's on Shoelimpy's site, Todd. :D You posted there, stop stalking him!
there are 10 kinds of people in the world. those who use binary notation and those who don't.
Nice nook, NTodd!
(There's a nookie joke in here somewhere, but I'm nopt touching it.)
Tom Daschle Will Not Run For President...
Thank fucking Allah.
I thought it came from this.
Phila, Pizen Sarpint
You have to put into perspective. Tom came totally out of the blue in accusing me of posting as several trolls. This went for awhile and finally, thinking it was funny and ridiculous, thought I'd mess with him over it. I mistakenly thought, after having posted here for years, people could see the obvious difference in our posting styles.
I saw your picture, Todd. :D
Stop stalking me, you nutjob. NTodd
He's just trying to tell you that he really thinks he's turning Japanese.
Hey Molly! We should start a club.
Bureau of Workplace Interruptions.
there are 10 kinds of people in the world. those who use binary notation and those who don't.
Olaf glad and big
1!11!11101!
Now if only I can shake this murder rap...
NTodd, Syncopated & Poignant
The sockpuppet did it.
I am actually a 40DD, annie, as all who have met me can attest.
Thers
Showoff
I thought it came from this.
To be fair, he was most likely shitfaced when he posted that.
It's on Shoelimpy's site, Todd. :D You posted there, stop stalking him!
Yes, dear.
Speaking of paper staples, I have an old paper clip, so I clicked on the link inside Phila's link to paper clips. Fascinating stuff. But the one I have is not pictured on that page.
self-important decaf?
The first time I went to Boston on business, one of the locals from the company was showing us around and pointed out the Parker House Hotel. Others in the group start mentioning parker house rolls....me, I'm already looking like a freak for piping up and asking, "hey, isn't that where they switched people's coffee to Folger's Crystals without telling them?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c...h?
v=c9u31Fc9kx0
SCTV turning japanese.
i vaguely remember a band called cornershop, draco. can't remember any of their songs.
Glenn Miller Orchestra Chattanooga Choo Choo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w...h?
v=wHVx_d3dlnQ
My condolences.
I couldn't stand having a moron like that around me for 8 hours a day.
Terry C, American Once More |
Fortunately for me I only see him for short periods of time. An hour at most every other day.
pigboy
That's got to be a relief.
It's funny to me that you think I'm jack, by the way. I don't know why jack wont speak out about it but he's an inscruitable type.
Tom Daschle Will Not Run For President...
Thank fucking Allah.
NTodd, Syncopated & Poignant | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 11:37 pm | #
I am so tired of soft spoken reasonable democrats..... Webb and Sanders are reasons for hope. They aren't soft spoken or 'reasonable' in a republican way.
Draco, A+ blood | 12.02.06 - 11:37 pm |
Video did a kick-ass job with retro font and feel. Speaking of which tonight at midnight on Adult Swim you can see the opening sequence to Bleach, which has that similar grasp of varied contemporary design. You are one of those people who needs a bosom for a pillow.
Bollywood
I recently obtained the soundtrack from "Sholay."
I loves me some Cornershop, Draco.
Tom Daschle Will Not Run For President...
Of the local Ruritan Club.
NASSIRIYA, Iraq - Italy pulled its last remaining troops out of Iraq on Friday, lowering the tricolor flag at its base in the south of a country where 32 of its soldiers have died since the contingent arrived in June 2003.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15987644/
ΤΏΤ is not jack or any of his multiple personalities.
Molly Ivors--You seemed to think me critical of Eschaton a few days ago when I made a comment comparing on-topic Crooks & Liars to off-topic Eschaton.
I meant to ber neutral, not judging one way or the other,, but you rather told me to get lost. Then you said you were in a bad mood with a malfunctioning gas oven. So I hope you weren't really angry with me or thought I was bitching about this site
Here's another not-so-deep thought for the day about why discussions on the net are much more acrimonious than in meatspace: There are at least three reasons:
1. The societal condemnation doesn't deter people because of anonymity
2. Facial and body clues are missed so it's easy to misunderstand a joke for nastiness etcetera.
3. A certain percentage of people (those you'd never talk to in meatspace) like to come in and fart loudly inbetween comments.
Ok. This is boring.
Sholay is a great movie.
Hey Molly! We should start a club.
I'll stick with people I like, thanks.
Brimful of Asha - Cornershop
I've tried to figure jack out for some time now, and I'm pretty good, but I don't have a clue what makes him tick. I've never seen anything like it before. But he doesn't annoy me like he does some posters here.
Webb and Sanders are reasons for hope. They aren't soft spoken or 'reasonable' in a republican way.
pigboy |
I like Webb.
My daughter said that when Monkey Boy asked "How's your boy?", Webb should have asked "How's YOUR boy....Gannon, I think is his name."
I am actually a 40DD, annie, as all who have met me can attest.
Thers
how did he do such great stunts...?
i had no idea that thers was 40d.
It's funny to me that you think I'm jack, by the way. I don't know why jack wont speak out about it but he's an inscruitable type. ΤΏΤ
Well, for one thing you keep speaking of him in glowing terms and seem intimately familiar with his motives. Plus he often shows up just before you.
Here's another not-so-deep thought for the day about why discussions on the net are much more acrimonious than in meatspace
That's very true, Echidne. If I was to take this stance at my very Red place of work, I would do nothing but argue all day.
Okay, now Rutgers has lost.
Wow, I'm hurt that someone who doens't know me doens't like me.
I'll go cry now, onto my not monstrous breasts.
I recently obtained the soundtrack from "Sholay."
masculine_monica_nyc | 12.02.06 - 11:41 pm | #
I'm a "Loafer" man, myself.
I tried to avoid mentioning this, and I don't want to be a dick, but the appeal of Cornershop is a total goddamn mystery to me. Their one hit was, like, seven minutes long and it sounded sluggish and uninspired to me. Basically, it came across like third-rate late-period Velvets with - if possible - even more embarassing lyrics.
I've known a few people who tried to bend my ear with it. Usually, I understand the appeal even if I don't enjoy something. But in this case, I've never been able to figure out what people were hearing that I wasn't.
Draco,
(1) Coming here and criticizing the commenters for being off-topic (and generally introducing a new topic in the process) is like wandering into someone else's party and saying it's lame. Especially when one adds "And Suzy's parties are always great!" I think it's rude and I called it as such.
(2) I do not own a gas oven. I did have an altercation with my father-in-law's on Thanksgiving, which left me annoyed. But I don't think it changed my basic interpretation of rude/not rude.
Fortunately for me I only see him for short periods of time. An hour at most every other day.
pigboy
That's got to be a relief.
Terry C, American Once More | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 11:40 pm | #
It is. What get's me is I work in a Union shop and so many of my co-workers support anti union republicans. As far as they are concerned Americans are the laziest, most worthless workers in the world and are paid way too much. They would sell their mothers to make the company happy.
That glasses person is a troll. He told me.
Mr Computer | 12.02.06 - 11:41 pm
Hi--You seem to compliment my taste and discernment, but I'm a bit lost on your references. Better look them up. I'm feeling older by the minute, guess I am
My daughter said that when Monkey Boy asked "How's your boy?", Webb should have asked "How's YOUR boy....Gannon, I think is his name."
Terry C, American Once More | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 11:44 pm | #
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gannon is "top only", so atrictly speaking, he isn't bush's boy. bush is his bitch.
Cornershop was unambiguously better than Oasis, who deserved to get repeatedly run over by Yoko Ono.
ΤΏΤ is not jack or any of his multiple personalities.
Terry C, American Once More |
Ummm.... Not so fast!
and it's funny that incog says that statement was in response to me, but I hadn't even posted the night he stated that. At least until much later.
Phila,
I come at Cornershop as a postcolonialist: I look for the blending of cultures.
bUSH was referring to the incident in which webb's son almost got killed. Webb should have been touched Bush was even aware of the incident, instead webb went ballistic on him and threatened to kill him in the oval office.
"Everyone needs a bosom for a pillow" was actually the secondary refrain.
I like Webb.
My daughter said that when Monkey Boy asked "How's your boy?", Webb should have asked "How's YOUR boy....Gannon, I think is his name."
Terry C, American Once More | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 11:44 pm | #
Or he could have asked if his drunkin daughters had been kicked out of any countries lately.
speaking of him in glowing terms and seem intimately familiar with his motives.
I like eccentric people. They're much more interesting than most. I also respect all the chit he's taken and he remains unflappable. He used to chat when he first came here but he doesn't anymore, though. But I don't know his motives other than he seems really into politics and human events.
Cornershop was unambiguously better than Oasis, who deserved to get repeatedly run over by Yoko Ono.
Oh, they were harmless, except to each other.
i respect phila's take on music in general. you just have to keep in mind that he doesn't like anything unless it's completely weird.
I am objectively pro-Kuch Kuch Hota Hai.
Well, for one thing you keep speaking of him in glowing terms and seem intimately familiar with his motives. Plus he often shows up just before you.
Moreover, ΤΏΤ's behavior on overnight threads is pretty much a dead ringer for the troll that never leaves. For example...
Richard, take me on mano-a-mano instead of character assassinatio with YouTube, like the punk-bitch you are. Argue my points, big bruiser hetero males instead of always ganging up. What a bunch of pussies.
ΤΏΤ | 12.01.06 - 1:13 am | #
jack pulled virtually the identical stunt a few months back.
I've been totally into Punjabi MC recently.
Phila,
I come at Cornershop as a postcolonialist: I look for the blending of cultures.
Molly Ivors | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 11:49 pm | #
But you must've made some qualitative judgment beyond that...otherwise, you'd be collecting records by the Stylers et al.
Well, for one thing you keep speaking of him in glowing terms and seem intimately familiar with his motives. Plus he often shows up just before you.
JeffCO |
Ain't it funny how annie and shoelimpy weren't here for the longest time until the dramaqueen stamped its feet and left forever in a huff...
and then when annie was banned, our dramaqueen reappeared saying that we all misunderstood it when it said it was leaving forever.
Don't you see how crazy but funny, thinking I'm jack is? I'd really have to be bent on to do it, too, which is also funny...
I like Webb.
Remember, though, he's a Reagan Republican. Though by today's standards, that means something like Andy Warhol.
I like Cornershop. But then, I also like Ventura Highway by way of Janet Jackson, so don't go by me.
Okay, I confess: I'm Incog.
So who is flint? Is flint a troll because flint told me the glasses person just farted dust.
Molly Ivors--I'm not likely to change your mind, but as someone chronically off-topic, I'd never think it insulting to make that observation of others.
I just meant the Eschaton crew was a bit chaotic compared to Crooks & Liars, where they all stuck to a barely suggested Open Thread subject
I like Webb.
Remember, though, he's a Reagan Republican. Though by today's standards, that means something like Andy Warhol.
Max Planck
and pro-gun, pro-pentagon, anti-choice Jack Murtha is a pot-smokin' hippie. We're so far through the looking glass these days that I'm sometimes glad Pat Buchanan is still a proud, vocal racist, so I'm never tempted to say anything good about him.
Daler Mehndi is a vaguely environmental Indian MP besides making Michael Jackson look like Michael Jackson.
Why do y'all take the time to run down those comments over jack chit, pardon the pun? I wouldn't waste my time. Some of you, seriously, have too much time on your hands. I'm at work so I'm basically here for the duration. Go out and see a movie. I would if I could...
I also respect all the chit he's taken and he remains unflappable.
Alexithymia is nothing to admire.
What's funnier is that everywhere I go I'm accused of being someone I've never heard of. I should keep a list of people I am.
Give your heads a shake, I don't need puppets. I only need me.
But you must've made some qualitative judgment beyond that
Well, they're power pop.
much needed owls...
incog is the same person he has always been as far as i can tell. generally a pretty good egg who happens to have a gigantic chip on his shoulder.
(please keep to the topic of fraggles)
sitemoderator
Okay, I confess: I'm Incog.
Do you put maple syrup on your gumbo?
'mout. l8rh9rs.
Tom, you're the one who sounds like that queen in Silence of the Lambs: It puts the lotion on its arms...
My daughter said that when Monkey Boy asked "How's your boy?", Webb should have asked "How's YOUR boy....Gannon, I think is his name."
Terry C
I would liked something along the ... "stuck in a fubar hell, but how's your oil stock?"
So who is flint? Is flint a troll because flint told me the glasses person just farted dust.
annieangel
Would I be trollin' if I asked what you charged for a blowjob?
i respect phila's take on music in general. you just have to keep in mind that he doesn't like anything unless it's completely weird.
Olaf glad and big | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 11:50 pm | #
Now, now...that's not true at all! I can see the CDs piled on my stereo from here: Ray Charles, the Fall, Barbara Lewis, Antena, Tony Allen, and Bach's Cello Suites. The only slightly weird things there are Harry Reser (ragtime banjo), and some DIY Finnish prog-organ CD.
I work hard trying to like stuff, and trying to understand the appeal of stuff I don't.
It's funny how trollies think everyone obsesses over them. Kind of sad in a narcissisticly tedious way. But they keep saying it so it must be true.
Well, they're power pop.
Molly Ivors | Homepage | 12.02.06 - 11:56 pm | #
Aha! I found out your secret at last!
I know that deep down in the recesses of your beady little minds, some of you still think I migh...just...be...jack, which is also funny...
BWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
incog is the same person he has always been as far as i can tell. generally a pretty good egg who happens to have a gigantic chip on his shoulder.
Olaf glad and big |
There have been plenty of times over the years where it's admitted that when it gets bored it trolls to make a little excitement for itself and the rest of the world can get fucked for its excitement.
Aha! I found out your secret at last!
Hardly a secret.
i was just kidding, phila. i get the impression that you have listened to a lot more music than most people. i actually do respect your take on it.
jack's reading this. I wonder what he's thinking...