I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
not me!
Heh.
Me neither. Never heard of it.
Saudis planning to intervene?
Hmm...can't say that i did...anything else good out there?
yay!!!!
what Bat Channel was it on?
saved from a creosote thready!!
Fuck me.
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evening moonbeams, btw. just sauntering.
You'll find no newer Curly unless you look!
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The Screwfly Solution?
Not familiar with that.
AM glad to have some fresh sheets.
i used to saunter, but these days i mostly mosie.
after skiing all day my legs are jelly. and my eyes are watery too, but damn these slopes are so sweet and fine.
DO NOT forget Mia, bloggers... and if you can, toss some change.
curlytech is giving the first 20 ppl @ $25 up to one hour of tech support...
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Maybe I should have included a link?
terry c is stupid.
So PBS goes from "A Christmas Carol" to some schmuck telling people how they can become millionaires!
Lovely!
Chinese food here-- don't talk about me when I'm gone!
Tiptree rules! Meanwhile, our smallest lake here in Madison has frozen over and it’s all about chasing the wind across the ice. "New ice is by far the best." The lake is covered with flying sails. In the background there's a pickup hockey game. Dogs are exploring the frozen world. Life is good, and we'll think later about the idiocies of GWB and Christopher Hitchens et al.
So PBS goes from "A Christmas Carol" to some schmuck telling people how they can become millionaires!
Lovely!
Terry C, American Once Agai
that awful woman with the bleached teeth?
So PBS goes from "A Christmas Carol" to some schmuck telling people how they can become millionaires!
I really, really hate pledge week.
So PBS goes from "A Christmas Carol" to some schmuck telling people how they can become millionaires!
Lovely!
Terry C, American Once Agai
that awful woman with the bleached teeth?
Jim
This is some dorky looking guy named David Bach.
Learn The Piano! Wayne Dyer! FUCK!!!!
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Screwtape letters, Screwfly solution? Is this some sort of coded or encrypted bullshit to make us bumpkins feel inadequate?
the LA-2 race is not going well at the moment
Jefferson is up 61-39% with 102 of 492 precincts reporting.
http://www.nola.com/
i bet bach is a republican.
Screwtape letters, Screwfly solution? Is this some sort of coded or encrypted bullshit to make us bumpkins feel inadequate?
vox clamantis in red state
Is it anything like the duct tape and plastic sheet thing.
Why doesn't America's Test Kitchen just do a 72 hr. marathon, dammit, Jim?
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My 2-year-old daughter is a fink.
Good old James Tiptree... she would have had a thing or two to say about Laura Bush.
Learn The Piano! Wayne Dyer! FUCK!!!!
Bob Ross!!!!
Good old James Tiptree...
It's Lipton we have to worry about, I tell you.
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she did something or other at the cia.
I'd fight Shatner, but I'll be fucked if I'm gonna wait for him on 2nd Avenue!
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i bet bach is a republican.
the story
He's one of these people that Oprah pushes on everyone.
Like Dr. Phil!
Jefferson is up 61-39% with 102 of 492 precincts reporting.
Jesus fucking Christ. Why?
dr phil and dr laura deserve each other.
My 2-year-old daughter is a fink.
Thers
She hide your whiskey?
Is there anything that isn't improved by the addition of bacon?
Madison Guy--we were skating on Wingra at sunset! It is the best ice we've ever seen. Getting up early tomorrow, maybe early enough to see the alignment of the three planets at sunrise but more realistically about 7:30 a.m.--in case our paths overlap!
PS Rain coming in tomorrow night...
I did! I thought the Michigan fans were very poor sports in it and I was happy to see they got what they deserved in the end - an AssWhuppin' by USC, and the neverending scorn of the college football world.
It was a great flick.
Madison Guy,
A friend has a DN I've sailed here in Maine, and I know several avid DN racers. Those boats are way too much fun. 45 mph+ under sail on a tiny plank is very exciting.
This site is more up to date on the LA-2 race
http://www.wwltv.com/
Looks like those idiotic voters are going to return the crook to Congress.
Jeff is still posing. That makes me wonder. I was going to let it go, but I really think he's lying.
615 627 8269 (leave message).
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I'd fight Shatner, but I'll be fucked if I'm gonna wait for him on 2nd Avenue!
A joyful bit of Shatnerness...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D...h?v=D-
yy2URAYqU
Is there anything that isn't improved by the addition of bacon?
FeralLiberal | 12.09.06 - 10:06 pm | #
pigs--coals to newcastle and all that
Much later.
Is there anything that isn't improved by the addition of bacon?
FeralLiberal
well, I prefer in as a side when eating ice cream, but that's a technicality.
I read The Screwtape Letters.
I've never smoked a cigarette in my life.
well, I prefer in as a side when eating ice cream, but that's a technicality.
Heh. Just used the last of the basement ripened garden tomatoes in a sauce with bacon, onions, herbs and garlic, tossed with some rigatoni.
My 2-year-old daughter is a fink.
Like father like daughter...
Jefferson is up 61-39% with 102 of 492 precincts reporting.
Jesus fucking Christ. Why?
Richard
Good question.
The Who Now What?
Said the night wind to the little lamb,
"Do you see what I see?
Way up in the sky, little lamb,
Do you see what I see?
A star, a star, dancing in the night
With a tail as big as a kite,
With a tail as big as a kite."
Bob Ross!!!!
I miss him and his happy little trees...
dr phil and dr laura deserve each other.
the story
"Doctor" Laura is in a class by herself.
Low class.
NTodd -
I did too. Great book - liked the demon names - Slubgob and all that.
I liked the Michigan fans getting what they deserved in that book, too. God that C.S. Lewis hated the Wolverines! Can you blame him?
What is the Screwfly Solution?
Said the little lamb to the shepherd boy,
"Do you hear what I hear?
Ringing through the sky, shepherd boy,
Do you hear what I hear?
A song, a song high above the trees
With a voice as big as the the sea,
With a voice as big as the the sea."
Merry fuckin' HoHoHo to all youse bastiges.
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I read The Screwtape Letters.
Link, please...:}
What is the Screwfly Solution?
It's like Spanish Fly...
Said the shepherd boy to the mighty king,
"Do you know what I know?
In your palace warm, mighty king,
Do you know what I know?
A Child, a Child shivers in the cold--
Let us bring him silver and gold,
Let us bring him silver and gold."
For somehow who hates Eschaton and everything it stands for, annieangel sure is on here a lot.
Said the king to the people everywhere,
"Listen to what I say!
Pray for peace, people, everywhere,
Listen to what I say!
The Child, the Child sleeping in the night
He will bring us goodness and light,
He will bring us goodness and light."
For people who hate President Bush, Asstriots sure do talk about him a lot.
War on Christmas? Give me a break!
</Stossel>
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Scary Santa, good writing, the December issue of The Rogue Voice is now online. Check us out and feel free to leave comments. We are also looking for more "rogue" writers.
That song's a little masterwork. Isn't it?
I read The Screwtape Letters.
Link, please...:}
Good book.
Sorry, that's www.theroguevoice.blogspot.com
Good one, Shoebaby. 
That song's a little masterwork. Isn't it?
It is not unlike a private stroke session, with slick and slide-y oils.
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Yes, we talk about Bush, but we don't spend every waking minute trading banter with him.
Avedon. Haven't seen that nym since the big war.
My 2-year-old daughter is a fink.
Thers
She hide your whiskey?
Jim
She ran away from me into a ladies room this afternoon. Fink.
For people who hate President Bush, Asstriots sure do talk about him a lot.
For people who hate Satan and sin and homosexuality, you guys sure talk about it a lot.
I'm reading From a Buick 8. It kinda sucks, but I have to finish it now that I started.
I like Christmas, but the countrified carols they insist on playing in grocery stores and other retail outlets are gonna send me over the edge. And if it aint countrified, it's Streisandified or Sinatraized.
Wolverines! Why you complaining? We did save democracy in Colorado when the Cubans and Russians invaded. . . .
Do You Hear What I Hear? is a Christmas song, with words and music written by Noel Regney and Gloria Shayne in 1962. It was originally recorded by Bing Crosby on Capitol Records on the very fateful November 22, 1963 (the same day John Kennedy was assassinated) and released a week and a half later on a then-new Christmas album.
I read The Screwtape Letters.
You misspelled "Screwtape," dumbass.
I don't hate homosexuality. If Jesus does, He never mentioned it, so therefore it must be ok.
For the record, The Screwfly Solution is an installment of Showtime's series "Masters of Horror." This installment was directed by Joe Dante who helmed last years oh-so-controversial "Homecoming." "Screwfly" centers around a bizarre infection that replaces a guy's urge to mate with the urge to kill, and it's so cathartic, most men think it's some kind of religious epiphany. Of course, that means the human race is doomed, as every straight man eventually succumbs to the madness and starts killing women. Two entymologists (sp?)-one of whom is married with a teenage daughter-with a record of genetically engineering insects (hence the Screwfly Solution) try to find an antibody to combat the illness. It's pretty good. Good enough that you don't care Elliott Gould is in it anyway. Highly recommended.
She ran away from me into a ladies room this afternoon. Fink.
Thers
Well, I assure you I'm not sitting here chuckling over that image
I miss him and his happy little trees...
Jack LaLanne!!!
For people who hate President Bush, Asstriots sure do talk about him a lot.
Shoelimpy™
greasy haired fat wingnuts really should just go back to their imaginary girlfriends and leave the discussion to the adults.
She ran away from me into a ladies room this afternoon. Fink.
Thers
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You should have given her a kidney shot, right Atriots???
Early returns in Louisiana Congressional Seat Runoff:
With 18% in,
Cong. William (cold hard cash) Jefferson (D-LA) 6,791 (63%)
State Rep. Karen Carter (D-NO) 3,946 (37%)
You misspelled "Screwtape," dumbass.
You misspelled 'dumbass', twerp.
Jesus never said anything about putting boob shots on a blog, so that must be okay too.
Again with the hair. He has sexy hair, doesn't he?
John Stossel is a moron.
kat's shoelimpy, the whacked fundie, that Americans hate and proved it on 11/7..
I like Christmas, but the countrified carols they insist on playing in grocery stores and other retail outlets are gonna send me over the edge. And if it aint countrified, it's Streisandified or Sinatraized.
Jim
I hear ya, Jim.
What is the Screwfly Solution?
It's like Spanish Fly...
NTodd, Thersophobic
I can fly!
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haalllp!!!
somebody gimme a link a link to rors' homepage, por favor?
thanks
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Again with the hair. He has sexy hair, doesn't he?
annieangel
greasy long mullets went out in the sixtys, cheese-thighs.
I have beautiful breasts, I'm not ashamed of the body God gave me.
THE WORDS OF GOD:
Can't cook an egg less you got yourself a fryin' pan.
Can't cook an egg less you got yourself a fryin' pan.
Shouldn't rob a bank without a plan.
Should never use your tongue to stop a fan.
Sittin' on a night train chewin' on a jelly roll.
For people who hate President Bush, Asstriots sure do talk about him a lot.
Hmmm, a president who has trashed our international reputation, spit on the consitution, ignored the Bill of Rights, abused his power, used his position to increase the wealth of his croney, etc, I guess maybe we shouldn't talk about him....
And I love how "Victoria" has to defend "Victor".....
Jesus never said anything about putting boob shots on a blog, so that must be okay too.
Jesus liked him the ladies. And the ones who weren't no ladies, if ya folla.
Jesus never said anything about putting boob shots on a blog, so that must be okay too.
Jesus liked him the ladies. And the ones who weren't no ladies, if ya folla.
Thers, And what is vexing you about these humans: their intentions are as clear as they are base
Wormwood
this isn't like the screwtape letters, is it?
i like the title.
All liberals do is talk.
"I have beautiful breasts, I'm not ashamed of the body God gave me."
Well, I guess it isn't bad as Aardvarks go.
Hmmm, a president who has trashed our international reputation, spit on the consitution, ignored the Bill of Rights, abused his power, used his position to increase the wealth of his croney, etc, I guess maybe we shouldn't talk about him....
Let's talk about President Clinton like all the right-wing blogs.
You should have given her a kidney shot, right Atriots???
I ignore you here and at Sadly No. Now, shut the fuck up with jokes about hitting my child.
I watched it. It was the scariest one I've seen yet.
Wasn't surprised to see that he was the same "Masters of Horror" dierector who did Homecoming - another favorite.
Jim | 12.09.06 - 10:18 pm | #
Go to Nashville, there they are Sex Pistolsified.
I have beautiful breasts, I'm not ashamed of the body God gave me.
annieangel
From his drug-enhanced tits down to his balls.
Cong. William (cold hard cash) Jefferson (D-LA) 6,791 (63%)
State Rep. Karen Carter (D-NO) 3,946 (37%)
That is so fucking depressing.
All liberals do is talk.
Unlike ReNAMBLAcan cowards, who want to agree to fight you in your hometown at the tourist trap that went out of business LONG ago!
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http://missannieangel.blogspot.c.../boob-
shot.html
I should be a bra model.
How do you spell twerp?
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All liberals do is talk.
You've been here for what, six hours straight?
"All liberals do is talk.
annieangel "
Well true. We could be out there cheering on idiots who destroy countries over some personal crusade. But then we are liberals and really haven't got a handle on the sociopathic mindset.
On 11/7, the trolls saw that Americans hate them and they nutted up.
I have beautiful breasts, I'm not ashamed of the body God gave me.
Link, please
Poor, Jeff. He's busted. 
Jefferson the crook is getting re-elected; it's over and it's not even going to be close, apparently.
Dems should strip him of his committee assignments. It's only a matter of time before he is indicted. I hope Carter is appointed to finish out his term.
I watched it and I thought it sucked. But yeah, it's a good idea, always under the surface, probably true. But he never addressed whether this urge to kill is complemented by impotence.
She ran away from me into a ladies room this afternoon. Fink.
Thers
Well, I assure you I'm not sitting here chuckling over that image
Jim
We were at a kids' science museum. At one point she was climbing on a triceratops sculpture, when she took off her shirt and disappeared into the ladies room, where I couldn't chase... she was laughing her little head off. Fink.
The things you can find on e-bay:
http://www.comcast.net/news/inde.../09/
538360.html
Shoelimpy™
It's not just for kicking around anymore.
The link is right up there.
Hey, asshole: What Punk Mecca are YOU in? Sure ain't "Rock The Casbah," pussy!
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O CHILDREN OF NEGLIGENCE!
Set not your affections on mortal sovereignty and rejoice not therein. Ye are even as the unwary bird that with full confidence warbleth upon the bough; till of a sudden for the fowler Death throws it upon the dust, and the melody, the form and the color are gone, leaving not a trace. Wherefore take heed, O bondlsaves of desire!
nobody is trying to kill "all" the women.
men love women.
"if it weren't for sex, men and women would have torn each other asunder long ago." or close enuf. hey, i didn't say it...
At one point she was climbing on a triceratops sculpture, when she took off her shirt and disappeared into the ladies room, where I couldn't chase...
So she's learning about dinosaurs and gender roles...
I should be a bra model.
annieangel
yeah..... uh-huh.... if you think so Shoe. Does your mother know about your cross-dressing fetish?
Dems should strip him of his committee assignments. ...Marchbleed
I thought they already did?
I heard an NPR report from his district, his supporters just say over and over again that he hasn't been convicted, and they don't want to lose his seniority. Shades of Connecticutt
The link is right up there.
Ewwww, the sag, it BURNS
And I love how "Victoria" has to defend "Victor".....
General Zod
http://thumbsnap.com/v/XGQ5Ugtz.jpg
What is the Screwfly Solution?
it is the prefered method and species of intercourse for anything close to a decent fit for most of our lightly-packing male trolls...
Hey Thers, you missed the whole discussion earlier about the proper way to discipline a child, someone on here said they give their kid a kidney shot if they act up and everyone ignored that it's abuse.
I should be a bra model.
Maybe pasties. Or tassels!
At one point she was climbing on a triceratops sculpture, when she took off her shirt and disappeared into the ladies room, where I couldn't chase...
That's what you get for trying to brainwash her with teh Darwinist Mythology.
Jim - I think you're right. In the new Congress, he certainly shouldn't get any new assigments either. I guess that's all that can be done in the meantime.
Jim - I think you're right. In the new Congress, he certainly shouldn't get any new assigments either. I guess that's all that can be done in the meantime.
someone on here said they give their kid a kidney shot if they act up and everyone ignored that it's abuse.
Maybe you could post the link, the context, and proof it was actually an Atriot and not a namestealer.
TIA!
You misspelled "Screwtape," dumbass.
You misspelled 'dumbass', twerp.
You misspelled "misspelled," buster. I looked it up.
On 11/7, Americans told the fundies that they were whacked, especially Arizonian Americans...
I thought they already did?
I believe it happened a few months ago.
I heard an NPR report from his district, his supporters just say over and over again that he hasn't been convicted, and they don't want to lose his seniority.
Seniority isn't going to count for much if your an outcast with no committee assignments.
UPDATE: Crikey. Tim is saying that a local TV channel has already called it for Jefferson. If accurate, suck-tastic.
From Tim Tagaris via D-Kos
Is Masters of Horror a Showtime thing?
Having seen both versions of The Lathe of Heaven (not to mention the interviews in each case where the lead actor declared that "I didn't understand the story"), I wouldn't be optimistic.
(Having seen what the SikFuk Channel has done to Riverbend, I wouldn't claim optimism there either. Only Varley, with the Cy Leventhal-Raul Julia-Linda Griffith "Overdrawn at the Memory Bank" has been served well—and they made up for that in the theatres, as you well know.
(Given that King and Varley are the ones who get hits, I suspect you have to be a sentimentalist [not a word I would have used to describe Tiptree stories] to adapt well.)
Either way, Tell Us About It.
someone on here said they give their kid a kidney shot if they act up and everyone ignored that it's abuse.
Regardless, don't fucking joke about Thers' kids, aiight? Been enough fuckwads doing that in the blogosphere this year. His kids are beautiful and have a loving home and parents. You can fuck off.
Seniority isn't going to count for much if your an outcast with no committee assignments.
Richard
They also played a clip of Jefferson bragging that he had secured money for the levies. I don't know if he's that stupid, but my jaw about hit the floor
I wasn't joking aobut his kids, fuck yourself.
The thread under this one, do a find for kidney shot.
You misspelled "misspelled," buster. I looked it up.
You misspelled 'up', you louten drunkish impotile sterick Ment.
someone on here said they give their kid a kidney shot if they act up and everyone ignored that it's abuse.
It was said IN JEST, you fucking idiot!
Yay!
NTodd is one of Mia's buddies, btw...
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Actually, how did you get her out of the ladies room?
On 11/7, the American people said that Shoelimpy and annieangel were whacked.
I wasn't joking aobut his kids, fuck yourself.
Oh yeah, right. Just like Toby didn't joke about lighting dogs on fire. Fuck you, you psycho bitch.
The thread under this one, do a find for kidney shot.
Learn to link.
Dems should strip him of his committee assignments. It's only a matter of time before he is indicted. I hope Carter is appointed to finish out his term.
Carter can't be appointed. If a representative resigns his or her seat, the replacement must be elected; they can't be appointed. It's only in the Senate that the replacement can be appointed.
I'm not linking it, learn to live with that.
I dont know his kids, or him. I was suggesting what it seems Atriots would think is a proper response. I would assume he's not that foul, but why are you going so nus over it?
Beat your kids???
annieangel
Can you do a split?
Just like Toby didn't joke about lighting dogs on fire.
wasn't he actually bragging about that?
Just like Toby didn't joke about lighting dogs on fire.
wasn't he actually bragging about that?
After two weeks, I think I might finally have this cold virus licked.
Yay me!
So she's learning about dinosaurs and gender roles...
NYM should have a pic up soon... the 2-year-old is quite the terror. I swear she knew I couldn't chase her into the bathroom.
Anyone who would JOKE aobut giving their CHILD a kidney shot should be investigated.
I'm not linking it, learn to live with that.
Bloody typical. Make a claim, can't link. No foreskin off my dick.
I dont know his kids, or him. I was suggesting what it seems Atriots would think is a proper response.
Here's the proper response: I suggest you take that strawman, light it on fire, then shove it up your rectum.
More returns in Louisiana 2nd Congressional Seat Runoff:
With 23% in,
Cong. William (cold hard cash) Jefferson (D-LA) 8,122 (62%)
State Rep. Karen Carter (D-NO) 5,063 (38%)
the 2-year-old is quite the terror.
I love that child.
All liberals do is talk.
annieangel
shut up bitch.
Poor jealous asstriots, who will never feel the soft caress of Miss Annie's breast upon their face, upon their chest, upon their thighs, smooth as silk, the breasts of an Angel.
Whack-A-Troll™ is teh suxors.
Meh. Feh.
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I suggest you learn to click the thread below this one and do your own work, you lazy liberal entitlement bitch.
Anyone who would JOKE aobut giving their CHILD a kidney shot should be investigated.
The only way YOU could have kids is if you inseminate yourself!
Why don't you run along?
It took me a coupla watchings of Trading Places to figure out the mechanics of how Eddie Murray and Dan Aykroyd ruined the Duke brothers and became extraordinarily wealthy.
They sold frozen orange juice futures short. and bought them back at a much reduced price.
You gotta remember, I was only 20 when the flick was released. I didn't yet realize that you can make a ton of money betting that others go broke.
well, since annie's not about to piss off, I will.
annieangel not only can do the splits, but you should see what she can do with ping-pong balls, even though she's not a female...
I suggest you learn to click the thread below this one and do your own work, you lazy liberal entitlement bitch.
It's your work, not mine. You make a claim, back it up. I'm not going to go look. Learn to link, you fascist slut.
ANAL ENGINE = YO HES LIMP
Sock puppet fucks.
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I dont know his kids, or him. I was suggesting what it seems Atriots would think is a proper response.
You've been hanging here long enough to know better than to make an idiotic statement like that. Take your facecious statements and your drooping breasts elsewhere, please.
Bringing murderers to justice should be left to the free market. If we were each responsible for our own justice, the murder rate would actually go down.
Liberals are child abusers, and they are proud of it.
Poor Shoelimpy - still can't get it up even with the breasts of Angels in his face.
Is Masters of Horror a Showtime thing?
Yes it is.
I haven't seen any of this season yet, but last season Joe Dante and John Carpenter did some good eps of this, especially Carpenter. Stuart Gordon also did his typically horrible(IMAO)job of adapting Lovecraft as well.
I just sent Duncan a followup e-mail.
Don't know what good it will do, but...
God you people are more envious of me than you are of Shoe. :D
Eat it cobagz
I'm druuunnnkkkkkkkkk.
Mark Foley?
Anyone?
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Phasers set to 'ignore'.
Eddie Murray=Eddie Murphy. One is in the Hall of Fame, the other is in the Hall of Never Getting An Oscar.
Shoelimpy™
greasy long-haired pussy
"You gotta remember, I was only 20 when the flick was released. I didn't yet realize that you can make a ton of money betting that others go broke.
Max Planck"
I figure that is the point of the stock spam lately. I figure they are pushing the stock to raise the price after going short. Then when reality sets in, they pick up their money.
You gotta remember, I was only 20 when the flick was released. I didn't yet realize that you can make a ton of money betting that others go broke.
Max Planck
I know what family I wish WOULD go broke.
That would be a fate worse than death for them.
I love that child.
Me too. I was sort of proud of her for outwitting me. But I was also convinced I was going to get arrested for yelling "You come out right now and put your shirt on!" into a public women's restroom.
Nobody can do Lovecraft right... it's all about the style...
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I'm gonna hurl allover my plastic tits!!!!
Ha ha! I fooled you all! I'm actually a performance artist! Aren't I clever? I'm not even really a girl!
Eddie Murray=Eddie Murphy. One is in the Hall of Fame, the other is in the Hall of Never Getting An Oscar.
Max Planck
Believe it or not, they're talking about Murphy being nominated for "Dreamgirls" which is coming out, I believe, on Xmas Day.
I'm gonna hurl allover my plastic tits!!!!
annieangel
and your cheese thighs
"That would be a fate worse than death for them.
Terry C, American Once Again"
Oh horrors George, it's a goddam Motel 6, a motel 6!!!! They don't even have turn down service!
anal -- I just did a $20 tech support call, while client and I laughed about what a fucking tool you are.
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Nobody can do Lovecraft right... it's all about the style...
Gimme a minute, I'll find the link...
Phasers set to 'ignore'.
NTodd, Thersophobic
Mine, too.
I'm gonna hurl allover my plastic tits!!!!
annieangel
Shoe - let the gay loose....... you know you need to.....
Anyone who would JOKE aobut giving their CHILD a kidney shot should be investigated.
Be sure to let us know what all of the acceptable boundaries for humour are.
For instance, I don't find your sad little act in these comment threads to be funny in the least, but I do think it would be hilarious if you got vaporized by a satellite falling to earth.
Tech support...figures.
Just ignore the trolls. I never respond to them directly, only in, like, the third person.
I'm gonna puke on my flabby stomach!!!
Stand up, place your left hand on the shoulder of the man next to you, and your right hand in the left pocket of the man to your right. Empty the pockets.
Last year we found a DVD of Trading Places for $8.
You can't ignore me! I'll die without the attention!
Namestealers should be shot in the fucking face.
Not that Atrios would ever ban them.
well, what we have tonight is trolling stripped of all it's intellectual pretensions.
Security cameras killed "shoeannie's" former favorite hobby, keying cars in parking lots at night.
Actually, how did you get her out of the ladies room?
Introspective
Good question.
They obtained a government forecast for orange juice yields.
but I do think it would be hilarious if you got vaporized by a satellite falling to earth.
ha ha I concur.
annieangel
Shoe, you pathetic little pansy
It's Richard, from Arizona, he has been on our blog all day, Shoe. And all over your AC articles. He loves you.
Stand up, place your left hand on the shoulder of the man next to you, and your right hand in the left pocket of the man to your right. Empty the pockets.
gibbs
I like what Eddie Murphy's character said about the Jacuzzi.
I ended up in the womens bathroom in Lima Peru after drinking to many pisco sours with a woman named bonita. They had a nice porcelian bus for me to drive.
Back for a few (although I did hope that the troll frenzy had abated). It's raining hard here...the first real rain since last March.
Tech support...figures.
Yeah, I'm one of those free market entrepreneurs that you idiots get all turgid for, y'know. Too bad the French don't have a word for that.
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Stop ignoring me! I'll post more pictures of tits on my blog!
I'm going to puke on my scabby bird legs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s...h?
v=saFHchpjlsw
He's a viking. He'd rip you apart.
annie leaves, you arrive. Why is that?
Shoelimpy™
you sad little person
Why did you let me smoke so much crack, Shoe? Why did you let me drink all the tequila? I'm gonna hurrrrlllll.
Carter can't be appointed. If a representative resigns his or her seat, the replacement must be elected; they can't be appointed. It's only in the Senate that the replacement can be appointed.
randomliberal
Thanks for the correction. I'm always learning new things around here.
Gimme a minute, I'll find the link...
BlakNo1
They all seem to miss the Victorian/Old New England tone of voice that makes his writings creep up on you and scare the skin off you with eldritch horrors, things that man has never conceived and thus cannot describe, colors out of space...
or they do a fucking "Reanimator" pastiche...
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Last year we found a DVD of Trading Places for $8.
Thers
I found the DVD of "Mr. Saturday Night" at the ShopRite a couple of months back for $3.99.
It's a Billy Crystal movie that got panned by the critics, but I thought it was pretty good.
This is the best HPL adaptation ever. It's a short done as a B&W silent would've been if it had been made the same year CoC was published.
He's a viking. He'd rip you apart.
annieangel
He's a fag. he couldn't rip a paper bag apart.
I'm gonna puke on my flabby stomach!!!
annieangel - 10:44 pm
well, mebbe...
but to make it she'd hafta projectile vomit over the acreage of those fat, flabby, flappin' tits..
nagahapun
They do. It's pouf.
$20 tech support call? What is that, like 4 hours worth?
You aren't very good at helping people, are you?
It's raining hard here...
Hey Diane, fancy seeing you here in the evening...
When my sweet annieangel pukes, it is good Christian puke.
Why do liberals use the word fag but have a problem with nigger?
I know that Annie Angel is the most beautiful woman that any of you will ever be able to talk to, even over the internet, but you really need to get past it. Grow up, you aren't in junior high any more.
It is not tedious in the least when I spend six to eight hours at a stretch pointing out liberals using the word "fag."
Stand up, place your left hand on the shoulder of the man next to you, and your right hand in the left pocket of the man to your right. Empty the pockets.
gibbs
That dude just died recently. He also played the shitass school official in Breakfast Club.
I kinda liked him.
Because it is kewl to hate homosexuals but not to hate blacks, Miss Annie.
I'm gonna hurl all over Shoe!!!!
Evening, Feral...yes, I'm up past my bedtime.
When my sweet annieangel pukes, it is good Christian puke.
Shoelimpy™
Wow - you cannot get any gayer. What a fucking pussy. black clothes and all. Hiding teh gay doesn't help. you are immersed in it. you and your fake girlfriend.
Isn't that a sequel to the Screwtape Chronicals?
Frank Rich: The Sunshine Boys Won't Save Iraq. Man, is this a good one.
Okay, Jeffraham, if you're still out there and the trollz haven't chased you out, what is the brand of your scooter?
Man you'd think that maybe, just maybe, these sad bastard trolls would have something better to do on a weekend than start shit at a blog.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s...h? v=saFHchpjlsw
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Ah, Ms. Clarksvegas calls!
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well, this seems like the appropriate post to blogwhore/pimp my Britney Spear's Pussy post. at least check out that last link.
i remember taking my daugher to see a Cindy Sherman show at the BMA. at first she started climbing all over the giant AIDS pill (sorry, i forget the actual medications name) which the docent reprmanded her for. then we proceeded to the room with the Sherman photos. the docent warned me that the work was kind of extreme, (my daughter was 5) i figured it was pics of Cindy in the buff. let's go. but it was actually a lot of photos of mutilated barbie dolls and rotting vegetables...
Here comes some more Miss Annie puke. Eat your heart out, Asstriots!
Black clothes? He's wearing a beige sweater in that video.
I know that Annie Angel is the most beautiful woman that any of you will ever be able to talk to
BWAAAAhahahahaha best laugh I've had all day.
WGG, I have not asked lately: how is the Thespian thingie doing? Or is the industry shut down for the winter in your environs?
O CHILDREN OF VAINGLORY!
For a fleeting sovereignty ye have abandoned My imperishable dominion, and have adorned yourselves with the gay livery of the world and made of it your boast. By My beauty! All will I gather beneath the one-colored covering of the dust and efface all these diverse colors save them that choose My own, and that is purging from every color.
The_Other_Sarah: Okay, Jeffraham, if you're still out there and the trollz haven't chased you out, what is the brand of your scooter?
Please... the troll ain't been made can do that shit!
Ymoto!
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jurassicpork: I like "The Sunshine Boys" movie.
The ISG version? peh!
Shoelimpy™
oh you sad little Joyboy
Are there any good games for the X box or does it just suck?
CHILDREN OF VAINGLORY
Great name for rock band.
I'm up past my bedtime.
The threads are a lot cleaner in the AM, eh...
I decided not to treat my pubic lice infestation. They're a godsend when I can't afford real groceries.
You gotta remember, I was only 20 when the flick was released. I didn't yet realize that you can make a ton of money betting that others go broke.
Max Planck
My two favorite lines from that movie:
"Y'all are bookies"
and
"Maybe I'll go to the movies. By mySELF!"
I enjoyed the PBS version of Lathe and didn't bother with the A&E one.
(Disclaimer: Haven't read the book yet)
when the self-referential colloquys between indistinguishable avatars outnumber the comments of known, respected, and beloved commentors, it is best to quit the field...
there is no loss in the space of virtuality...
Thanks, JP, I'd been trying to find out since the first time I read your post about a federal gas tax rebate...way too many threads down.
I decided not to treat my pubic lice infestation. They're a godsend when I can't afford real groceries.
I take my hat off to the other fake Shoelimpy. I can't top that one.
WGG -- BIte my white, shiny, plastic ass!
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Frank Rich: The Sunshine Boys Won't Save Iraq. Man, is this a good one.
jurassicpork
Wow! Is it ever. Thanks again for this public service, jurassicpork.
I take my hat off to the other fake Shoelimpy. I can't top that one.
You'll never know unless you try!
Read that screwfly story, would've made agood twilight zone or outter limits episode.
The_Other_Sarah: Thanks, JP, I'd been trying to find out since the first time I read your post about a federal gas tax rebate...way too many threads down.
It's interesting for me to talk about it, since the insurance companies can't find it in their databases.
I have a Commie Chinee greymarket scooter...!
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And I spake, be thee the source of the hellspawn known as Shoelimpy? And she sayeth, yea, though i be a whore, i belevieth that the ratshiot doest crawlest from betweenst my thighs... Whereupon I spake, shalt a whore as you be punished? And she spake, saying, let me also spawn
Shoelimpys evil twin Annieangel, even though she be the whore of babylon.
So they were both spewed upon the land, and a great darkness covered the thread. Blessed be upon the scrollers, for they shall ignore the trolls.
More owlshit.
Now I'm NEVER leaving.
Ymoto is often known as "Sunflower" here in the States, as that's what the guy in Louisiana who was importing thm and selling on eBay called them.
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Now I'm NEVER leaving.
I bet you think we can't deal with you, too. You fucking clown.
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WGG, I have not asked lately: how is the Thespian thingie doing? Or is the industry shut down for the winter in your environs?
DWD -Dirty Fucking Hippy 10:53 pm
havent worked since summer.. dunno why not...there's been a coupla flims in which i could have filled a useful space...
in case anybody cares, usa net is reprising 'three wise guys' on dec 22 in the afternoon and on dec 23 at some ungodly hour...
i appear prominently in the church scene which directly precedes the one-hour station break, and nowhere else...
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Wingnuts are going on about Elison and the koran on wingnut radio. "There were no muslims on the Mayflower." I don't care for any monotheism but if it gets to them, it's OK by me...
O SON OF PASSION!
Cleans thyself from the defilement of riches and in perfect peace advance into the realm of poverty; that from the well-spring of detachment thou mayest quaff the wine of immortal life.
JP: clowns are generally funny, though
Shoelimpy™ |
You are a retard
Are you trying to say their were Musselmen on the Mayflower?
Are you trying to say their were Musselmen on the Mayflower?
Shoelimpy™
No, just that you are a retard
My uncontrollable high-pitched queefing causes pilot whales to beach themselves.
It is my curse to queef whalesong.
nick carraway: JP: clowns are generally funny, though
analimpy has provided m with a LOT of laughs, tonight!
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I think they believe if "our holy congress" is sworn in by the koran, then amuarka loses 'favor with gawd and jayzus.'
O SON OF BEING!
How couldst thou forget thine own faults and busy thyself with the faults of others? Whoso doeth this is accursed of Me.
annieangel
it would explain your retardedness
Not me. Our PBS station is showing Roy Orbison Black and White Night for its fundraiser. I'm cryin' . . .
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My uncontrollable high-pitched queefing causes pilot whales to beach themselves.
Okay, I almost spewed lemonade all over my new computer on that one
i appear prominently in the church scene which directly precedes the one-hour station break, and nowhere else...
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WoodyG'sGuitar, rogues scholar
Will keep an eye out. And if I remember right, you're in CATCH-22, in the swimming/airplane scene on the beach, right? I always thought that was cool, man.
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So....are any of the XBox games good or are they all lame?
What was it on? I lo-o-o-o-ove Tiptree. The new bio is fantastic--she was even more interesting than I'd thought.
Two more troops killed in Iraq today. That's 42 so far this month and we're only a week into it...
Jeff, let's be friends. I really don't care where you pretend to live.
WGG -- BIte my white, shiny, plastic ass!.
Jeffraham Prestonian - 10:57 pm
inthe wordz of the irrepressible Bartleby, the Scrivener, "Thank you. I'd prefer not to."
SON OF PASSION!
The next Mel Gibson film!
O SON OF MAN!
Breathe not the sins of others so long as thou art thyself a sinner. Shouldst thou transgress this command, accursed wouldst thou be, and to this I bear witness.
And if I remember right, you're in CATCH-22, in the swimming/airplane scene on the beach, right?
That's quite a scene. Yer init, WGG?
annieangel
I'll bet your snatch has seen more traffic than the PA turnpike
This year, I will be attacking Xmas by continually pointing out that the entire story of Jesus is a fabrication stolen from the cult of Mithra. Xmas is a pagan holiday ritual practiced for centuries before the early xians stole it for themselves.
Like modern day xian rightards, the earliest zealots were incapable of finding truth on their own, but had to steal somebody else's, then take credit for it.
At the rate our troops are being killed this month in Iraq, that will be roughly 168 that will be killed this week.
Jeff, let's be friends.
I wouldn't offer to piss down your throat if you were seconds from dying of dehydration. Get a fuckin' grip, and go find some friends, will ya?
.
And if I remember right, you're in CATCH-22, in the swimming/airplane scene on the beach, right?
yup,
but there's near 40 years in between 'em...
/
And almost as much as shoelimpys ass
rather: 168 this month...
I lo-o-o-o-ove Tiptree. The new bio is fantastic--she was even more interesting than I'd thought.
I have that on my wishlist...
That's quite a scene. Yer init, WGG?
Henry Flower | 12.09.06 - 11:08 pm
indistinguishably, but present...
Bartleby the Scrivener was a wagoff.
That's 42 so far this month and we're only a week into it...
Ô¿Ô
Even my rightie acquaintances are disturbed by the carnage this month, the holiday month mind you, has wrought...
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The previous record was 101 for troops killed in one month.
I can't stand in one place for too long, or a stalagmite will begin to form between my feet.
Shoelimpy™ the gay was a wanker.
So....are any of the XBox games good or are they all lame?
Henry Flower
Youngest DWD is absent at this moment or I would ask him. He seems to be having a pretty good time with the games he has purchased and rented. But I am NOT an expert in such things,
(or much of anything else this evening)
Popcorn in order, on Impeachment Eve?
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yup,
but there's near 40 years in between 'em...
/
WoodyG'sGuitar,
that's pretty cool.
i read that book. i'm not sure i got it, but i did.
i still have that book, stole it from the library in 1977.
At the rate our troops are being killed this month in Iraq, that will be roughly 168...
The insurgents are just trying to influence the ISG. Or the 2008 election. Or something.
indistinguishably, but present...
wearing a one or two piece bathing suit?
Even my rightie acquaintances are disturbed by the carnage this month, the holiday month mind you, has wrought...
The insurgents are probably sending a message during our holidays to get out. Our troops are sitting ducks.
"This year, I will be attacking Xmas by continually pointing out that the entire story of Jesus is a fabrication stolen from the cult of Mithra. Xmas is a pagan holiday ritual practiced for centuries before the early xians stole it for themselves."
Yes, every December 25th we go down to this special rock where supposedly Jesus supposedly sprang from, and then we kill a bull and drink its blood from its neck and shower in its excrement because it is so mysterious and holy!
There's been talk of Sean Patrick being president someday, but I'd put my money on Rosie as ruler of the world.
The Jefferson results don't surprise me. There's a tendency in black communities to rally around accused leaders that is based on the fact that black leaders have all too often been unfairly smeared. Witness come of the crap being directed toward people like Conyers. Unfortunately it provides easy cover for black politicians who actually are crooks.
More amazing to me is the success scumbags like DeLay have in painting themselves as victims to their supporters.
Youngest DWD is absent at this moment or I would ask him.
Maybe Final Fantasy?
The insurgents are just trying to influence the ISG. Or the 2008 election. Or something.
NTodd
And why not? It's not like they're "desperate." They seem to be acting with impunity over there.
This year, I will be attacking Xmas by continually pointing out that the entire story of Jesus is a fabrication stolen from the cult of Mithra. Xmas is a pagan holiday ritual practiced for centuries before the early xians stole it for themselves.
Like modern day xian rightards, the earliest zealots were incapable of finding truth on their own, but had to steal somebody else's, then take credit for it.
left field, Now with Aloha
Hecate would love you for that!
yup,
but there's near 40 years in between 'em...
/
WoodyG'sGuitar, rogues scholar
And a very good 40 years, I would assume... the roles change, but the actor is still the same... that's pretty damn cool, if you ask me.
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The previous record was 101 for troops killed in one month.
No, 137 in November 2004.
The previous record was 101 for troops killed in one month.
No, 137 in November 2004.
Wow, Jeff, why so angry??? You dont have a very tight grip on your emotions do you? What medication are you on?
charley | Homepage | 12.09.06 - 11:12 pm | #
Wow, I am impressed by your intellectual prowess.
The Jefferson results don't surprise me. There's a tendency in black communities to rally around accused leaders that is based on the fact that black leaders have all too often been unfairly smeared
Two words: Marion Barry.
Yes, every December 25th we go down to this special rock where supposedly Jesus supposedly sprang from, and then we kill a bull and drink its blood from its neck and shower in its excrement because it is so mysterious and holy!
Shoelimpy™
The completer bizarreness of this post is just another reason to pack up for the night. Bye, crazy-boy
Darn the luck! This week both Scott McCloud AND Darwyn Cooke are going to be appearing at the comic shop I frequent in Halifax, and I can't go!
Life is most unfair.
You have a Curly Quiz, if you accept the challenge. Sleeping, or no?
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Hecate would love you for that!
Terry C, American Once Again |
Well, I am lovable.
I don't think they were "trying to influence the 06 elections for democrats" but I do think they may be sending a message to Americans to get out and doing it during the holiday season for that reason.
O SON OF DUST!
Verily I say unto thee: Of all men the most negligent is he that disputeth idly and seeketh to advance himself over his brother. Say, O brethren! Let deeds, not words, be your adorning.
More amazing to me is the success scumbags like DeLay have in painting themselves as victims to their supporters.
sister of ye - 11:12 pm
it's the same thing, exactly...
the association with the persecuted local hero by outsiders...
delay traded on it, of course he did...
it only becomes a subject of popular discourse when the beneficiary is a one of a marginalized group...
/
every December 25th we go down to this special rock where supposedly Jesus supposedly sprang from, and then we kill a bull and drink its blood from its neck and shower in its excrement because it is so mysterious and holy!
'
I thought THAT was what Xians did on Easter.
SON OF DUST
The Strom Thurmond Story
Frank Rich is a national treasure. He speaks truth and does so with great eloquence.
The Iraq War is over. It only remains to be seen when the depraved moron and the Washington DC establishment have spilled enough blood and squandered enough money to "save face," so that we can declare victory and go home.
Life is most unfair.
SteveNS | Homepage | 12.09.06 - 11:15 pm | #
Maybe you should try getting a life outside of comic books.
My goodness. We didn't steal anything. We co-opted everything. Deal with it, it's ours now.
Maybe Final Fantasy?
Henry Flower
I went into his room and checked the game he left on: it was FIFA 07 Soccer.
He got up early this morning, took his own money, and purchased this game. I would call that a pretty ringing endorsement (but he likes sports games)
Annie
I'm feeling horny as a hoot owl. Could you come by and blow me on your way to Church? I'll give you twenty-five bucks, since it's a Sunday.
Also, Lynne would like to schedule a hammerhead session with you for Wed or Thu. Call her.
Maybe you should try getting a life outside of comic books.
Shoelimpy™
That's great advice! Thanks!
And a very good 40 years, I would assume... the roles change, but the actor is still the same... that's pretty damn cool, if you ask me.
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MisterX - 11:14 pm
being anonymously invisible is getting harder, day by day, i'll grant, ya brudda.,..
Hecate would love you for that!
Terry C, American Once Again |
Well, I am lovable.
left field, Now with Aloha
Yes, you are. 
What medication are you on?
I do urge you, most emphatically, to piss up the nearest rope, ASAP.
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General Zod | Homepage | 12.09.06 - 11:15 pm | #
Mithraism is not Christianity.
Maybe you should try getting a life outside of comic books.
I love it when the brownshirts talk to the mirror...
I do urge you, most emphatically, to piss up the nearest rope, ASAP.
I'm sorry, but I must disagree with my esteemed colleague. Pissing up ropes is rather messy. Trust me on that one.
Oh, wait...
would call that a pretty ringing endorsement (but he likes sports games)
I would too. I just looked at heir site, and can't tell a thing.
Mithraism is not Christianity.
Shoelimpy™ | Homepage | 12.09.06 - 11:18 pm | #
And yet, the myth of jesus IS the story of Mithra.
Oh great... Drunky and the Troll.
Who do you have to fuck to get some banning going on around here?
Mithraism is not Christianity.
Shoelimpy™ - 11:18 pm
more accurately said historically speaking: "Christianity is NOT Mithraism."
I love it when the brownshirts talk to the mirror...
dave™©
He/she/it is probably just feigning offense at my efforts at namestealing.
Hey, Jeff, would you like to join me in going down to the local pub? We cool local boys don't want to be seen hanging around with tourists now do we?
Everyone, even the trolls, are afraid to call me. Why would they wanna meet up at a tourist trap that doesn't exist?
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Who do you have to fuck to get some banning going on around here?
dave™©
My sentiments exactly.
The long national nightmare of the Bushboy regime will end in January, 2007 when the Democrats take control of the Congress and "The Decider" can no longer get his boneheaded decisions rubber-stamped, and will even have his actions subject to congressional oversight, investigation and maybe a subpoena or two.
If you want to be a Mithraist, go fuck a bull and call it a mystery. If you want to be a Christian, thank the Lord for the blessings that he has bestowed upon you this holiday season.
Deal with it, it's ours now
Like Congress is ours.
Deal with that!
local boys don't want to be seen hanging around with tourists now do we?
Not if it can be helped, right.
You get idiots who think they're from Texas, wearing fake boots, fake hats, and acting like buffoons for the local women, who like to point and laugh at their tiny pricks at the end of the night, leaving them to spasm alone.
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Piss up a rope? What the hell does that mean?
jeffraham, i usta invite 'em to come visit me in ABQ, all the time: all expenses paid, once ya get off the plain, on the proviso that they meet me in civic plaza at noon on a work-day...
i'd be the guy with the louisville slugger...
/
being anonymously invisible is getting harder, day by day, i'll grant, ya brudda.,..
WoodyG'sGuitar, rogues scholar
I always liked this:
"Character is what you are in the dark."
In reality that's correct, but in movies, (I would guess) character is what you add to the scene.
Kinda like the dumbass trolls who function as wallpaper, to me.
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each morning they came around, three brisk and serious men with efficient mouths and inefficient eyes,...
You get idiots who think they're from Texas, wearing fake boots, fake hats, and acting like buffoons for the local women, who like to point and laugh at their tiny pricks at the end of the night, leaving them to spasm alone.
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Jeffraham Prestonian
Frank Zappa's "Disco Boy" just popped into my head.
If you want to be a Mithraist, go fuck a bull and call it a mystery. If you want to be a Christian, thank the Lord for the blessings that he has bestowed upon you this holiday season.
Shoelimpy™ | Homepage | 12.09.06 - 11:23 pm | #
I'm neither. I believe in reality. I believe in science. I believe in logic. I believe in truth.
You get idiots who think they're from Texas, wearing fake boots, fake hats, and acting like buffoons for the local women, who like to point and laugh at their tiny pricks at the end of the night, leaving them to spasm alone.
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Jeffraham Prestonian
Yeah, them local womens is just for local boys like you, right Jeff?
Ewww, local bar lizards. *shudder* Looking for a rich tourist to take them the hell outta that craphole.
I'm neither. I believe in reality. I believe in science. I believe in logic. I believe in truth.
left field, Now with Aloha
http://thumbsnap.com/v/kWXhDyqH.jpg
I believe in reality. I believe in science. I believe in logic. I believe in truth.
left field
I believe the children are our future.
He wishes, Shoe. See, he's in love with this one "lady." But she just uses him to buy her black russians.
I am off now. Have a good evening and be sure to put the trolls back into their little styrofoam boxes when you are done playing with them. . . .
I am so locally Nashville local I scare me. Just take today, for instance. I woke up in my local house, and went down to the local grocery store to buy some local groceries. I was going to go check out some of the local womens at some of the local bars, but I decided instead to share my localness with all of the luck local folks right here on your friendly (and local) neighborhood Eschaton.
Ain't I the coolest?
DWD, I forgot to say thank you.
I believe the children are our future.
Whitney Houston | 12.09.06 - 11:27 pm | #
I believe I will have another beer.
There are two important questions about all religions.
Are any of them true? Are we better off as a species because of religion?
The answer to both is, "No!"
You rock Shoe, buy me a drink???
You rock Shoe, buy me a drink???
Yeah, them local womens is just for local boys like you, right Jeff?
And for men. Men who can visit another place, and not treat it like another Denny's.
I think you were out on the first sentence, though.
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I believe the children are our future.
Whitney Houston - 11:27 pm
I... I ... I *sob* just want to have a FRIEND.
Would one of you PLEASE be my friend? Please? I'll be your friend. I will! I swear.
Jesus, I just wish someone would
love me.
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I believe the children are our future.
Whitney Houston - 11:27 pm
vapid, banal, off-key...right in character, whitney, dahlin...here, sugah, here's a nice fat line...
/
believe the children are our future.
Whitney Houston - 11:27 pm
vapid, banal, off-key...right in character, whitney, dahlin...here, sugah, here's a nice fat line...
/
WoodyG'sGuitar, rogues scholar
I feel sorry for Bobbie Chrystina.
I'm having my vagina dentata fitted for dentures, but I'm worried I won't be able to afford the Poli-Grip.
I mean, good, conservative Christian men don't come to a tourist trap, looking to get LAID, do they? Of course not! Sex is for married people!
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I'm having my vagina dentata fitted for dentures, but I'm worried I won't be able to afford the Poli-Grip.
annieangel - 11:32 pm
from what i hear, the way that succker gapes, we could be talking acres here...
/
I think the election this year took the US legislative definitely leftward, but settling in the center.
But, I perform the dance of joy.
Because James Webb has been chosen by the electorate to be my state's Senator from essentially last minute political scratch, against the Howdy Doody Senator from, well, Hell, George Allen.
Lookit, people, this time last year, the Rethugs were actually looking at that slobbering man as a serious '08 contender.
Webb ain't the panacea for everything, but he damned well kept George Allen from inhabiting the Oval Office.
i was going to ask jeff if he lived in new mexico.
but, i knew he didn't.
interestingly, or not, the first chapter of Catch 22 is entitled, THE TEXAN
O SON OF DESIRE!
Give ear unto this: Never shall mortal eye recognize the everlasting Beauty, nor the lifeless heart delight in aught but in the withered bloom. For like seeketh like, and taketh pleasure in the company of its kind.
from what i hear, the way that succker gapes, we could be talking acres here...
/
WoodyG'sGuitar
Plus, we're talking ROWS of teeth, like a shark's mouth.
WGG: from what i hear, the way that succker gapes, we could be talking acres here...
Johnson & Johnson said they'd have to have a radio echogram to give a quote.
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I believe in reality. I believe in science. I believe in logic. I believe in truth.
left field
I believe the children are our future.
I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
ABC Exclusive: No Prosecution Likely for Foley
http://blogs.abcnews.com/
theblot...xclusive_n.html
Jason Ryan contributed to this report:
According to Justice Department officials, it is unlikely that the U.S. Attorney's office in Washington will press forward on a prosecution in the Foley case.
According to several sources, prosecutors have had difficulty establishing probable cause of a crime. The barrier in getting past the probable cause threshold was the statute on transmitting obscene materials to minors. Under federal law, the age of minors receiving obscene materials is 16.
Nashville really does suck. You're right Jeff, it really does. I don't know why you pretend to live there.
Memphis, that's the place to pretend to live. No tourists would dare go there. Even Elvis lives in the ghetto.
James Webb has been chosen by the electorate to be my state's Senator from essentially last minute political scratch, against the Howdy Doody Senator from, well, Hell, George Allen.
Lookit, people, this time last year, the Rethugs were actually looking at that slobbering man as a serious '08 contender.
Webb ain't the panacea for everything, but he damned well kept George Allen from inhabiting the Oval Office.
Max Planck
I'm glad Santorum got kicked out of office, too.
And Tom Kean's spawn did not take the Senate seat in MY state.
Lookit, people, this time last year, the Rethugs were actually looking at that slobbering man as a serious '08 contender.
Max Planck - 11:34 pm
max, pumpkin, if droolin and slobberin are your criteria, the GOPukes have at least a half-dozen more serious contenders...
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Even Elvis lives in the ghetto.
Elvis died in 1977.
Everyone's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer!
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I'm having my vagina dentata fitted for dentures, but I'm worried I won't be able to afford the Poli-Grip.
annieangel
You are dumber than her.
You think you are funny?
You are a fucking ass!
GET IT YOU DUMB FUCK!!!
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What a surprise. Richard still hasn't been banned.
Birthday dinner with kids was...well, short.
I believe I'll have another beer...
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NTodd, Thersophobic
Spoken like a Bull Durham fan.
Lookit, people, this time last year, the Rethugs were actually looking at that slobbering man as a serious '08 contender.
Honestly. But they are still looking at that primate Brownbeck.
Everyone's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer!
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Jeffraham Prestonian
Cheers!
Sallyh: Birthday dinner with kids was...well, short.
Nothing irksome (or worse), I hope.
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Oooh, allow me...
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Mithra the reason for the season.
Evening folks.
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Everyone's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer!
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Jeffraham Prestonian | Homepage | 12.09.06 - 11:37 pm | #
I assume you bought that beer at a local beer store. No tourist traps for you!
You are dumber than her.
You think you are funny?
You are a fucking ass!
GET IT YOU DUMB FUCK!!!
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agave
Okey dokey. But in my defense, I've been drinking.
I just knew I shouldn't have dropped all that acid this evening.
Honestly. But they are still looking at that primate Brownback.
Henry Flower
Ugh!
More returns in Louisiana 2nd Congressional Seat Runoff:
With 42% in,
Cong. William (cold hard cash) Jefferson (D-LA) 16,714 (62%)
State Rep. Karen Carter (D-NO) 10,060 (38%)
Doesn't seem to be changing much, that and the fact that the breakdown by Parish shows Jefferson with strong leads in both Parishes makes me think Jefferson has it in the bag.
I assume you bought that beer at a local beer store.
Sahib's. Go ahead. Find it on Mapquest, you idiot.
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MASSIVE ANTI GOVERNMENT PROTESTS EXPECTED IN LEBANON BY HIZBOLLAH
I just knew I shouldn't have dropped all that acid this evening.
NTodd, Thersophobic
Well, fucking pick it up and send it to me...
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Todd is cool cuz he mentioned drugs.
As a local, I loathe all tourists. Many a night I have laid awake in my bed, dreaming of the day that I would take out my shotgun (if I owned one and knew how to use it) and blow the heads off of each and every one of those tourista motherfuckers. I mean, if its tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
When I dream about that, I get so turned on I would even have a stiffy it wasn't for the fact I am impotent.
max, pumpkin, if droolin and slobberin are your criteria, the GOPukes have at least a half-dozen more serious contenders...
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WoodyG'sGuitar, rogues scholar
Brownback
McCain
Ghouliani
Drugz rool.
Smart old trout don't rise to the false bait...
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Altmouse discusses underpants.
Not to be missed.
Mithra the reason for the season.
Did Mithra ever meet Mothra?
I don't usually wear panties.
Ugh!
Isn't he a mamner of some whacko far out religious group?
Altmouse discusses underpants.
Not to be missed.
God knows I miss my underpants.
Wow, Annette Bening looks great on 'SNL'.
I just knew I shouldn't have dropped all that acid this evening.
You wouldn't be that surfer dude in Apocalypse Now?
Annette Benning is a Goddess.
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Oh great... Drunky and the Troll.
Once again pointing out the individual who begin these things. And if it continues, we'll kick it up a notch...
Wow, Annette Bening looks great on 'SNL'.
She was spectacularly hot in "The Grifters".
I'm In Serious Lust with Annette Benning. You have her agent's number?
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Did Mithra ever meet Mothra?
Richard | 12.09.06 - 11:42 pm
Two out of three falls. In the tie- braker Mothra spun itself a cocoon, two 6" Japanese girls bit Mithra's ankles and the match was called for outside interference.
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Jeffraham--nah, just not their best day. SIL is ill (Hep C+, increasing viral load from the sound of it), baby kind of crabby and tired.
good things happened this year.
in no small measure, i would assert, due to the influence of the internest (hey, it got me informed, and therefor to vote). the lesser of two evils, really is less evil. in current circumstances, i would say much less evil.
and limp dick. notwithstanding my intellectual prowess or lack there of, i'm pretty sure i'd kick your dick in the dirt. judging by your posts, and the company you are amongst i would not be crowing about your supposed intellectual superiority.
Is there anything that isn't improved by the addition of bacon?
FeralLiberal | 12.09.06 - 10:06 pm | #
Your heart?
I assume you bought that beer at a local beer store.
If the sympathy doesn't just POUR right in in the next three hours... will you go the fuck away, forever, as you promised to do last week?
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I don't usually wear panties.
annieangel - 11:42 pm
panties? heh...with the amount of anal leakage exhibited here, dahlin, you're on a box of depends a day...
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I for one am shocked, shocked I tell you that Steve Irwin was killed by a wild animal!
I for one am shocked, shocked I tell you that Brittney Spears pussy is all over the internet!
I for one am shocked, shocked I tell you that something obvious something something!
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(Hep C+, increasing viral load from the sound of it),
ouch, sally
Yeah Richard. He's that surfer dude from Apocalypse Now. You nailed that one, looser.
Yeah Richard. He's that surfer dude from Apocalypse Now. You nailed that one, looser.
Ooooooh Jeff! Annette
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Is there anything that isn't improved by the addition of bacon?
My Christmas cookies are not improved by the addition of bacon.
But since I don't add it, Thers won't steal all of them.
Wow, Annette Bening looks great on 'SNL'.
She was spectacularly hot in "The Grifters".
Oh yes. That was her peak in my mind. In my fantasies, it makes me peak.
Wow, Annette Bening looks great on 'SNL'.
She was spectacularly hot in "The Grifters".
Oh yes. That was her peak in my mind. In my fantasies, it makes me peak.
Wow, Annette Bening looks great on 'SNL'.
She was spectacularly hot in "The Grifters".
Richard
Beautiful in "Bugsy."
hisstoryman -- She's special. I nearly shot my load when she appeared in Season 5 of The Sopranos.
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The Grifters box cover featuring Annette...
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/
ima...1122573043_.jpg
Jeffraham Prestonian | Homepage
Bud y'know what's really sad the fact that these two/one idiots have to show up here, because this is their only pleasure in life.
I mean annie has to talk about her missing undies like the high school slut offering BJ's behind the tastee freeze, so that boys pay attention to her.
And then we have Dick Limpey, just... well being a dick.
Sad.
Hold on a minute.
Carter has pulled ahead in Orleans Parish (which has about 80% of the precincts in the District) and there are no more precincts left to count in Jefferson Parish. It could end up being a long night after all, as only 30% of Orleans has reported so far.
TOTALS 218/492 precints reporting
Karen Carter (D) 10856 39%
William Jefferson (D) 17253 61%
ORLEANS 118/392 precints reporting
Karen Carter (D) 5889 53%
William Jefferson (D) 5319 47%
JEFFERSON 100/100 precints reporting
Karen Carter (D) 4967 29%
William Jefferson (D) 11934 71%
Just finished reading Rich's column and I concur.
Carry on...
She's special. I nearly shot my load when she appeared in Season 5 of The Sopranos.
Jeffraham Prestonian | Homepage | 12.09.06
May I add that you are in direct violation of the Too Much Information Act.... but I hear ya.
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Ugh!
Isn't he a mamner of some whacko far out religious group?
Henry Flower
Just as bad. Catholic convert.
Converts are usually the worst fanatics.
O YE THAT ARE LYING AS DEAD ON THE COUCH OF HEEDLESSNESS!
Ages have passed and your precious lives are well-nigh ended, yet not a single breath of purity hath reached Our court of holiness from you. Though immersed in the ocean of mis-belief, yet with your lips ye profess the one true faith of God. Him whom I abhor ye have loved, and of My foe ye have made a friend. Notwithstanding, ye walk on My earth complacent and self-satisfied, heedless that My earth is weary of you and everything within it shunneth you. Were ye but to open your eyes, ye would, in truth, prefer a myriad griefs unto this joy, and would count death itself better than this life.
Oh yes. That was her peak in my mind. In my fantasies, it makes me peak.
I first saw "the Grifters" on a double bill with "the Krays". Quite the crime film evening.
The Grifters box cover featuring Annette...
Richard
She DOES look gorgeous in that photo.
Just finished reading Rich's column and I concur.
Somebody accidentally pasted the whole thing, along with Bobo's atrocity, at my blog.
The Grifters box cover featuring Annette...
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/ ima...1122573043_.jpg
Richard
Um, not bragging here, but I have the cut-outs of the characters in that image from the movie theatre standee from The Grifters right here in the bar, along with the cutout words "SEDUCTION", "BETRAYAL" and "MURDER"... it's a bit disconcerting when you first see them, then they fade into the background after a couple drinks...
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Were ye but to open your eyes, ye would, in truth, prefer a myriad griefs unto this joy, and would count death itself better than this life.
Shoelimpy™ | Homepage | 12.09.06 - 11:53 pm
If not there is always Oxy-Christ! That's right the son of god mixed with special oxidizing cleansers to get out the worst of sins!
"It works! Got that stuff right off my hands!"
----Pontius Pilate
I first saw "the Grifters" on a double bill with "the Krays". Quite the crime film evening.
Richard
I can't even think of the Krays without thinking of the Monty Python "Piranha Brothers" skit.
Just as bad. Catholic convert.
is he opus dei?
I can't even think of the Krays without thinking of the Monty Python "Piranha Brothers" skit.
Terry C, American Once Again
DINSDALE!!!
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She DOES look gorgeous in that photo.
She looks better when she's lying on the bed nekkid, waiting for the landlord to come in...
MisterX | Homepage | 12.09.06 - 11:56 pm | #
Glad to know you aren't bragging.
Did Mithra ever meet Mothra?
Richard | 12.09.06 - 11:42 pm
Two out of three falls. In the tie- braker Mothra spun itself a cocoon, two 6" Japanese girls bit Mithra's ankles and the match was called for outside interference.
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hisstoryman,Hunter of Da Snark
Godzilla was the special guest referee.
Just as bad. Catholic convert.
is he opus dei?
Henry Flower
I believe so.
I can't even think of the Krays without thinking of the Monty Python "Piranha Brothers" skit.
Terry C, American Once Again
DINSDALE!!!
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hisstoryman,Hunter of Da Snark |
"He knew how to treat a female impersonator!"
She looks better when she's lying on the bed nekkid, waiting for the landlord to come in...
That should have been no. 1 on the American Films Institute's list of 100 greatest movie moments.
"And the United States itself would be torn apart by the worst internal upheavals in a century.”
I don't ever want to see the US torn apart like that again, but I do have to wonder where the outrage is.
I believe so.
afaiac, that's strikes one, two and three. and four.
"And the United States itself would be torn apart by the worst internal upheavals in a century.”
I don't ever want to see the US torn apart like that again, but I do have to wonder where the outrage is.
Shit, did South Carolina fire on Ft Sumter AGAIN? They'll never fucking learn...
new thread above. Wow.
Shit, did South Carolina fire on Ft Sumter AGAIN? They'll never fucking learn...
no they didn't. they didn't even march in the streets. guess they were all watching idol.
well, it seems like everyone is taking the rude one's advice.
remember, click that last link.
america's decline didn't start yesterday. tho i'd say reagan sealed our fate.
I forget cuz I'm all the time busy, How did South Carolina's whole primadonna thing work out in 1861?
I love kat.
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