I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
again?
if i wasn't so full of myself i'd be embarrassed
go read my blog!
home run?
you!
again!
drat!
crap
sing it dirk
Lasting Peace in the Middle East will definitely not be a part of Bush's legacy.
thrown out a fifth.
speaking of 'fifth' ...
I missed the cut-off man this time, Dirk. 
i'll go read your blog if you'll go read mine...
though assuredly they both suck...
/
Bush thinks History is an old guy who lives outside of Crawford.
Is "it" Rosebud?
Can't happen soon enough for me!
In case you hadn't heard, Dennis Kucinich is running for president ... he just announced.
Not true -- There will be general agreement long before he is gone about his utter failure as an executive.
Bush is pretty sure that History is an old guy who lives outside of Crawford.
I really, really wonder what Bush will come up with for his State of the Union Address. I have no idea what he will say, but i can easily imagine the look of terror in his eyes. He'll be wearing an earpiece, and diapers!
Then just DIE already, motherfucker!
Get in line, Junior.
sincerely,
Hitler
he's "resolute" or to put another way "Stubborn"
He'll be wearing an earpiece, and diapers!
tp
"This is my horse Limpy (not to be confused with wife #1, Lumpy). I'm-a gonna make him a Senator..."
Dead works for me.....whats the hold up?
I really, really wonder what Bush will come up with for his State of the Union Address. I have no idea what he will say, but i can easily imagine the look of terror in his eyes. He'll be wearing an earpiece, and diapers!
I'm betting he's gonna lecture the Dems on how Iraq is now their responsibility, and they better get behind him and bring about victory now!
Because, of course, it’s all their fault!
Flinging those feces is all he's got left.
Not for nothing, but I wish he were dead now.
Spontaneous human combustion would do nicely, I believe.
"He is determined not to let Iraq go up in smoke and start a slaughter.
er, ah, um, cough. ah, never mind.
"Here lies George Walker Bush, the worst fucking President in the history of the country."
I expect lots of applause lines in the State of the Union speech, perhaps more than actually get applause. Turing their backs on him when he says something odious would be nice, though the Broderiat would doubtless condemn such disrespect...
"I really, really wonder what Bush will come up with for his State of the Union Address."
Yeah....it will be the first one I will watch in 5 years.
woody, don't be silly. you and dirk are valuable contributors to the blogosphere.
sinfonian! great news! i know who i'm working for now. excellent.
remember, iirc we've had dark horses win before. two more years of war, and a recession, and dennis will be looking very, very good.
Not the first time he's said something like this:
George W. Bush, when asked by Bob Woodward "how is history likely to judge your Iraq war?" replied, "History, we don't know. We'll all be dead." (Woodward Shares War Secrets, CBS News, 60 Minutes, April 18, 2004).
Flinging those feces is all he's got left.
Ruth, revolted
"fece the nation"
if you will
Bush is pretty sure that History is an old guy who lives outside of Crawford.
History for Bush is something that can be bought off by raising $500 million for a presidential library that will come complete with a propaganda/apologist "think tank".
Not for nothing, but I wish he were dead now.
Spontaneous human combustion would do nicely, I believe.
It's far more common that people believe . . ..
Flinging those feces is all he's got left.
Ruth, revolted
Yet no matter what happens, he will go to his grave absolutely convinced he was right.
George Bush definitions of history
#2. that surgry that Pickles had to make her not have babies.
Can he reprise manimal? Maybe manimals on steroids, going to Mars?
"The White House is totally constipated," a former aide complained. "There's not enough adult leadership, and the 30-year-olds still think it's 2000 and they're riding high."
yeah, it's those thirty-year old aides who are screwing everything up....
It's far more common that people believe . . ..
Not common enough among republicans IMHO.
I expect lots of applause lines in the State of the Union speech, perhaps more than actually get applause.
I expect lots of "special guests" in the front row, for use as human shields.
Hey Supreme Commander Thor,
Doesn't Bush remind you more and more of Senator Kingsley?
Yet no matter what happens, he will go to his grave absolutely convinced he was right.
LittlePig
I so look forward to the day that I don't have to give a rats ass what George Bush thinks about anything.
George W. Bush IS history.
SWITCHGRASS, BITCHES
I want to hear one of these talking heads point out that 3 1/2 years into this clusterfuck is a little late to be having a "policy review."
It's the craziest shit ever.
He raves.
Seriously, that's all CooCoo does - he raves.
I expect lots of "special guests" in the front row, for use as human shields.
Halfdan
I was just wondering that: an Iraqi teacher, a female doctor, maybe a young Sunni-Shi'ite married couple that we'll find out later live in Michigan
He's dead already.
Hey Supreme Commander Thor,
Doesn't Bush remind you more and more of Senator Kingsley?
Borg Warner
Oh, been like that for a while. Too bad the transporter ain't workin', or he'd get the "visit to a small planet" treatment like right now.
Just dropping by to affirm that, although I do live in CO, I am neither 1) an evangelical, 2) gay, or 3) a gay evangelical.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
George W. Bush IS history.
Cletus the Pirate Fish
I likes it.
Yet no matter what happens, he will go to his grave absolutely convinced he was right.
LittlePig
And that if he'd just catapulted the propaganda a little harder, the american people would have clapped harder.
I expect lots of "special guests" in the front row, for use as human shields.
Halfdan
the Rock Steady Crew
the Desicated corpse of STrom Thurmond
Pat Boone
Alf
and Tony Siragusa
He raves.
Seriously, that's all CooCoo does - he raves.
Tena
There's a scary thought-- W on ecstasy.
"Here lies George Walker Bush, the worst fucking President in the history of the country."
mikeg
Gives me thought...Should the future Iraq Campaign Memorial in Washington, D.C. be a gi-nor-mous urinal, to commemmorate all that has been pissed away on Iraq?
Alf
in pog form?
The scary thing is that Bush appears to be really losing it. What alternative do we have as a country if we have a mentally unstable President. The founders didn't envision this possibility. Bush would have to commit a crime in order to be impeachable and do we really want Cheney? Congress could probably make a case on the wire tapping program or rendition as a front for the real problem.
Just dropping by to affirm that, although I do live in CO, I am neither 1) an evangelical, 2) gay, or 3) a gay evangelical.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
JeffCO |
Well, I'll believe you when I know that you aren't on the front range, where the evangelical gay movement is a happening thing.
Yes, because he's so far ahead of his time that it's going to take the rest of the world years and years and years to catch up. Whatever. Get him out of the WH NOW.
W. governs as though he's about to be lifted by the rapture at any moment.
He raves.
Seriously, that's all CooCoo does - he raves.
It's only a matter of time before he has a full bore meltdown in front of a camera.
"Oh, been like that for a while. Too bad the transporter ain't workin', or he'd get the "visit to a small planet" treatment like right now.
Supreme Commander Thor"
I hear they are installing a set of rings in the Whitehouse as we type.
That's it. Git the butterfly nets and a straight jacket. Time to save the country.
'fece the nation' ..... ouch.
LittlePig, it's time for the Fat Lady to turn up the volume. Loud. He Can't Hear You....
i'll go read your blog if you'll go read mine...
i already do. but i'll go two better - i commented and bloggrolled you.
not that you are under any obligation in return. i'm sure ntodd wouldn't link back to me even if he had a blog.
Bush would have to commit a crime in order to be impeachable
check.
Next?
There's a scary thought-- W on ecstasy.
Moe Szyslak
I refuse to go there.
How about this, then: CooCoo rants. That's all he does - rants.
The scary thing is that Bush appears to be really losing it. What alternative do we have as a country if we have a mentally unstable President. The founders didn't envision this possibility.
There are provisions for a president who is too sick to serve, if I recall. But someone in power has to admit it, first.
"The founders didn't envision this possibility. Bush would have to commit a crime in order to be impeachable....."
We're there now dude. Just pick one.
I hope cemeteries nationwide all have fake Dubya graves with the same epitath: Worst. President. Ever.
"The White House is totally constipated," a former aide complained. "There's not enough adult leadership, and the 30-year-olds still think it's 2000 and they're riding high."
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
That's hilarious.
The US Constitution allows for the VP to take over if if the Coocoo-in-Chief is unable to perform his required doodies.
I was talking to several members of my chorus the other night, all of whom (in that group of several, I mean) were gay except myself and one other, who is Mormon. Interesting conversation.
Anyway, at one point someone said I would be a good match for a particular guy (who wasn't present). "No, thanks," I said, "I prefer women ... not that there's anything wrong with that."
It was pretty funny (although in retrospect maybe it was one of those "you had to be there" things) ...
I was talking to several members of my chorus the other night, all of whom (in that group of several, I mean) were gay except myself and one other, who is Mormon. Interesting conversation.
Anyway, at one point someone said I would be a good match for a particular guy (who wasn't present). "No, thanks," I said, "I prefer women ... not that there's anything wrong with that."
It was pretty funny (although in retrospect maybe it was one of those "you had to be there" things) ...
Afternoon, all.
Today is Day Six of my campaign to get the media to refer to the Iraq Study Group as Baker Hamilton Overdrive.
If you have Brian Williams phone number, please give him a holler about it.
Thanks!
There's a scary thought-- W on ecstasy.
Moe Szyslak | 12.11.06 - 4:13 pm | #
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it would be interesting to know what kind of drugs he is taking.
Meanwhile, the fundies have taken over the armed forces.
Everybody here talking about their preference for a dead Current Occupant, cya in Gitmo (Keith O will be waiting for you there) since I'm sure the Secret Service has been instructed to monitor this and other 'Merkin-hating sites for just such treasonous behavior.
Constitution? What Constitution?
It's only a matter of time before he has a full bore meltdown in front of a camera.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse
"I'm George Bush, Bitch
enjoy yourself"
And I'd also like to add, "Fuck Haloscan."
Thank you.
There are provisions for a president who is too sick to serve, if I recall. But someone in power has to admit it, first.
They won't. They're all standing around wringing their hands waiting for little Nero to stop being a crazy man.
it would be interesting to know what kind of drugs he is taking.
Olaf glad and big
Stoopit pills.
Well, in two years, we won't have old dumbass to kick around anymore, but we will still have his war. And his economy, which by then should look a lot like his war. But by then, of course, it'll be the Dems' fault, and we can look forward to another Glorious Republican Revolution, maybe even one led again by "Eye of" Newt Gingrich.
That's it. Git the butterfly nets and a straight jacket. Time to save the country.
bo
I say get about 100 cases of Silly String and encapsulate him.
Meanwhile, the fundies have taken over the armed forces.
Yup.
Especially the Air Force, which is especially terrifying.
Madison and Jefferson saw impeachment for everything from insanity to lying us into a war. Impeachment is the baking soda of the Constitution.
Is it me, or is Obama peaking a bit early?
In case you hadn't heard, Dennis Kucinich is running for president ... he just announced.
Sinfonian, still trivial
that's great, i'm glad he's in the race. if neither howard nor al run, i'll be backing dennis. but either way his voice ought to ring out.
The scary thing is that Bush appears to be really losing it. What alternative do we have as a country if we have a mentally unstable President. The founders didn't envision this possibility.
David Broder has. He will boldly call for the appointment of a blue-ribbon bipartisan panel that includes Lee Hamilton to study the matter.
Just another mention that Kucinich is running.
Regardless of what Pelosi has said about impeachment being off the table, I think it's gonna happen.
I say the first serious words about it Congress come within 3 months of the 110th session's start.
Who's running the pool?
naturally, I post a reminder, and dirk replies to the first one.
He's just getting me back for holding him to a triple downstairs.
Is it me, or is Obama peaking a bit early?
He should have taken more than half a tab, then.
Perhaps too much sunny nobility burns brain cells.
Madison and Jefferson saw impeachment for everything from insanity to lying us into a war. Impeachment is the baking soda of the Constitution.
The point was that if you got a crazy or incompetent idiot as president, there was a way to remove him from office.
I don't know why everyone is so afraid to talk about it.
Meanwhile, the fundies have taken over the armed forces.
Yup.
Especially the Air Force, which is especially terrifying.
Who best to bring about nuclear armageddon?
Now that my new movie "Apocalypto" (in theaters everywhere, from Touchstone Pictures) is such a big hit, I'm going into immediate development of a new project. Dig this idea --
It's a remake of that Charlton Heston movie about the Army Ants attacking Chuck's jungle plantation.
Except the ants will be played by Jews and it will be subtitled with the dialogue totally in Antese.
If Bush were sane, he'd resign before they could impeach (and convict) him, like Nixon did.
But since he's insane, I won't hold my breath.
Is it me, or is Obama peaking a bit early?
I sure hope so because I've already had it up to here with his sanctamonious "Americans aren't moral enough" bullshit.
Remember that email that went around telling us how Kucinich was going to win the nomination and then the presidency. That was a riot. Wish I had kept it.
Meanwhile, the fundies have taken over the armed forces.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
Yep. They are preparing for a military coup. 2008 is probably a little early in their gameplan, but if Hillary should become President a military revolution will probably be attempted.
Two more years is still a long time.
What a long, lonely, sad nightmare it's been.
Option E: “But here at home, we’re proving ourselves soft and the enemy knows it. What’s wrong in Iraq, quite frankly, is that we’re not brutal enough to the insurgents… But you know as well as I do, that if we don’t fight back, it will be the end of us. Now I think it’s hard to get your head around the fact that your country might have to destroy some folks, I know I found it unsettling when it first crept into my frontal lobes.” - Dennis Miller, "Hannity & Colmes", 12/8/06
naturally, I post a reminder, and dirk replies to the first one.
He's just getting me back for holding him to a triple downstairs.
Sinfonian, still trivial
actually, i was replying to chicago dyke. she'd never keep me from rounding third.
Is it me, or is Obama peaking a bit early?
Rove is a genius!
Bush would have to commit a crime in order to be impeachable
a) Clinton did not commit a crime and was impeached by the GOP.
b) There are so many Bush crimes to chose from.
David Broder has. He will boldly call for the appointment of a blue-ribbon bipartisan panel that includes Lee Hamilton to study the matter.
He'll just point out that we're a bunch of incivil jerks who aren't fit to be invited to a DC cocktail party.
"Is it me, or is Obama peaking a bit early?"
Obama's shroomin'?
I sure hope so because I've already had it up to here with his sanctamonious "Americans aren't moral enough" bullshit.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
Indeed. His bullshit leaves the distinctly unpleasant taste of iodine in my mouth.
I don't want to think about Dennis Miller's frontal lobes.
I don't think Chimpy is going to last two years.
Now I think it’s hard to get your head around the fact that your country might have to destroy some folks, I know I found it unsettling when it first crept into my frontal lobes.” - Dennis Miller, "Hannity & Colmes", 12/8/06
Vietnam: Destroy the village in order to save it.
Iraq: Destroy the US in order to save it.
dirk,
We know chicago dyke won't let you hit a homerun, either!
Dennis Miller can lead the first bayonet charge if he's so hot for fighting.
Dennis Miller, "Hannity & Colmes", 12/8/06
Let him entertain the townsfolk in Baghdad square.
actually, i was replying to chicago dyke. she'd never keep me from rounding third.
dirk gently, sociopathetic
touché
Bush would have to commit a crime in order to be impeachable
Philosophically/constitutionally, or politically?
Did I miss something?
I know he's a shady motherfucker, but has William Jefferson actually been convicted of anything?
I don't think Chimpy is going to last two years.
Holden Caulfield
In office, or in life?
Can't Spock and Dr. McCoy do something about the Captain?
I know I found it unsettling when it first crept into my frontal lobes.” - Dennis Miller
I would have thought that the lobotomy ruled that out.
You know, 9/11 didn't change everything, but it sure turned him into an asshole.
I hope cemeteries nationwide all have fake Dubya graves with the same epitath: Worst. President. Ever.
We can inter Boots with the Vietnam vet that's buried in Arlington now what was convicted of murdering an elderly couple and was sentenced to 1 million years in prison that died from a heroin overdose.
They are moving the latter from Arlington.
'Regardless of what Pelosi has said about impeachment being off the table, I think it's gonna happen.'
The total statement was that there was a lot of really important stuff that has to happen first. I have listened to a couple of her statements, and it's not a forever off the table, but a first things first off the table.
I think she's got the moxie.
Is it me, or is Obama peaking a bit early?
Noam Sane
He is. Who knows, maybe the press will start asking him tough questions.
Btw, Hillary peaked last year.
Is it me, or is Obama peaking a bit early?
Noam Sane
He is. Who knows, maybe the press will start asking him tough questions.
Btw, Hillary peaked last year.
Now I think it’s hard to get your head around the fact that your country might have to destroy some folks, I know I found it unsettling when it first crept into my frontal lobes.” - Dennis Miller, "Hannity & Colmes", 12/8/06
I invite him to go join the troops.
As a decoy.
I don't want to think about Dennis Miller's frontal lobes. - Moe Szyslak
No worries, purely mythical.
I know I found it unsettling when it first crept into my frontal lobes.
At which point he apparently had them removed.
He'll just point out that we're a bunch of incivil jerks who aren't fit to be invited to a DC cocktail party.
fourlegsgood
The preacher who does the religion and politics show on AAR yesterday had John Meacham and Sally Quinn on yesterday to talk about their faith based series in the Post (wait, it gets worse). Meacham said that he saw it's interactive feature as being like a party where you can talk about religion. The host said "Well if that party is as wonderful and interesting and entertaining as the parties Sally throws..."
I almost veered off the road as I changed the station to keep from puking
afternoon bats
Obama will never make it through a primary if issues drive it. Dude's got some work to do.
So, just who's ox is the FEC gonna gore?
Obama's shroomin'?
No, he's gellin' like...ummm...Marty Balin!
I can't believe that asshole Pryce held onto her seat.
Or that batshit insane Harpy Schmidt.
I don't think Chimpy is going to last two years.
Holden Caulfield
I do. What the Blue Dogs and the Gang of 500, impeaching Little Boots will be termed "too uncivil for our troubled times". George ain't going nowhere until 2009, unless they catch him in La Cage aux Foley
the Vietnam vet that's buried in Arlington now what was convicted of murdering an elderly couple and was sentenced to 1 million years in prison that died from a heroin overdose.
Huh? One million years? You making this up?
But since he's insane, I won't hold my breath.
Sinfonian, still trivial
Well, he sure as hell isn't a stayer or a finisher. I think he's pretty fucking crazy, but I know for a fact that he is not someone who stays with something he is getting heat for.
That he's demonstrated over and over.
The host said "Well if that party is as wonderful and interesting and entertaining as the parties Sally throws..."
I almost veered off the road as I changed the station to keep from puking
The whole crowd is puke worthy.
"No arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women.
- Ronald Reagan
Bush apparently reads opld reagan speeches
Huh? One million years? You making this up?
Moe Szyslak | 12.11.06 - 4:26 pm | #
Well, you know, just in case he was planning on being cryogenically preserved.
Huh? One million years? You making this up?
Moe Szyslak
Courts used to be able to do this in some states. The SCOTUS finally told them to cut it out.
"Bush apparently reads opld reagan speeches"
Dumya can read? I thought Laura read everything to him?
I like this part:
until the disability be removed
We know chicago dyke won't let you hit a homerun, either!
Vicki, Who ♥ | 12.11.06 - 4:23 pm | #
everyone is bisexual given the right opportunity.
first, a nice dinner...
it would be interesting to know what kind of drugs he is taking.
The original source is known to be of questionable validity (capitolhillblue.com), but here's the story that's been floating around...
Prozac for the Prez? George Bush said to be taking antidepressant drugs
http://www.newstarget.com/001563.html
I don't think Chimpy is going to last two years.
Holden Caulfield
I hope you're right.
Though Cheney in charge for even a few months could be a terrible thing. He could do a LOT of damage.
What a long, lonely, sad nightmare it's been.
I'd like to get some sleep before I travel,
But, if you've got a warrent, I guess you're gonna come in.
Is it me, or is Obama peaking a bit early?
Noam Sane
see my very, very tiny violin playing.
actually, soros set him up with a bunch of rich friends this week. to "talk."
i wonder what they are telling him he'll be required to do.
Who the fuck wants to go to a party where you can talk about religion?
It's always funny how the liberal media makes up anonymous sources.
An anonymous source revealed that Ted Kennedy has sex with goats. Just as credible as the claims in this article, because they have the same degree of sourcing-- zilch.
'Regardless of what Pelosi has said about impeachment being off the table, I think it's gonna happen.'
I don't see how they can avoid it. There's no question that the Dems are going to serious investigations up the wazoo, and the Aegean Stables of illegality that will be exposed as a result will make impeachment an inevitability.
IMHO.
I'm with Tena.
We won't have a Senator as the Democratic nominee.
I'll add my own corollary:
If the Dems nominate a Senator, we'll have a very, very strong third party candidate that will emerge.
Well, I'll believe you when I know that you aren't on the front range, where the evangelical gay movement is a happening thing. Tena
Colorado Springs is about 100 miles south of and 100 years behind Boulder.
Wingnut Kathleen Parkwhore gave the GOPervert game away on Obama: They will remind us endlessly that Barack rhymes with Iraq, that his middle name is Hussein and his last name rhymes with Osama.
In other words, good news for repugs.
I don't think Chimpy is going to last two years.
Holden Caulfield
If anything happens to Cheney, CooCoo will crumple like used tissue.
And I think Cheney is going to be otherwise engaged for awhile, and CooCoo may be left to face all the music himself.
Courts used to be able to do this in some states. The SCOTUS finally told them to cut it out.
Tena
The mind reels.
Does anyone else get the feeling that Obama is being played for the fool?
"one of our technicians will come between one and five"
Fuck you. Just sayin'.
everyone is bisexual given the right opportunity.
Burns: I want to be loved.
Homer: Well, I'll need some beer...
An anonymous source revealed that Ted Kennedy has sex with goats. Just as credible as the claims in this article, because they have the same degree of sourcing-- zilch.
American Hawk | 12.11.06 - 4:29 pm | #
Typical anti-Mayan bigotry.
You make me sick.
Colorado Springs is about 100 miles south of and 100 years behind Boulder.
JeffCO
I know - I was just teasing you.
I'm with Tena.
We won't have a Senator as the Democratic nominee.
Couldn't agree more with you.
Al Gore, he lives on my block...
American Hawk=Foghorn Leghorn, chickenhawk esq.
This is Bush preparing himself for the vilification which will haunt him to his grave. He would not be saying this if he held the slightest hope of any improvement in Iraq or the chance of an honorable withdrawl. As dense as he is, he can read and comprehend the calendar. He knows he will not admit error although his errors will be evident to the most casual observer, he knows he is powerless to change the course of events there, he detests having to appear publically to explain himself. This is the first disaster he has not been able to walk away from, aided by Daddy's friends and with a profit in his pocket to boot. It's little comfort to me, but this is his worst nightmare, not because of the suffering and losses of all sorts to America, but because he's going to have to sit there for 2 years as Iraq spins totally out of control, firmly in the spotlight, knowing that the world knows he caused this. He's finally being unmasked as the strutting phony he's always been, so the fantasy of future historical redemption is his only lifeline.
'Bush would have to commit a crime in order to be impeachable....'
All you other law-talkin' types can weigh in, but I don't think this is the least bit true.
I don't think Chimpy is going to last two years.
Holden Caulfield
He'll be like George Minifer in "The Magnificent Ambersons"--by the time he truly gets his comeuppance, no one will know and no one will care anymore.
An anonymous source revealed that Ted Kennedy has sex with goats. Just as credible as the claims in this article, because they have the same degree of sourcing-- zilch.
American Hawk
and your point is
More about Canadian PM Stephen Harper and his evil American "theocon" masters.
I don't see how they can avoid it. There's no question that the Dems are going to serious investigations up the wazoo, and the Aegean Stables of illegality that will be exposed as a result will make impeachment an inevitability.
IMHO.
I think you're right. And then we'll hear Pelosi saying mournfully, that they have no choice. They HAVE to impeach him.
The question is, will Senate rethugs stand with him? I suspect that they will, no matter what the evidence.
Huh? One million years? You making this up?
Only the length of term, which was hyperbole. I didn't feel like typing "two life sentences without the possibility of parole".
The rest is true. I heard it on the tube this am. Barb Mikulski (D-MD)
was raising hell about it.
One way to get to impeachment would be for Congress to formally assert its coequal status with the executive, which it should bloody well do, only to get trashed by Bush...
dirk, you know my bisexual heart is reserved for ntodd's bottom alone. when i'm done learnin him, perhaps i'll turn the stap on in your direction.
nice burgers, tho.
Breaking:
American Hawk had sex with goats. And liked it.
everyone is bisexual given the right opportunity.
Woody's maxim on Sex:
Every body is "sexual." Everything else is adjectives....
"one of our technicians will come between one and five"
Was talking just last night about starting a business called "Wait for you." I'll go sleep on your courch, surf for porn on your puter, eat what's left in your fridge and generally just hang around and wait for the cable guy or whoever, so you can go to work to make the money to pay me.
Basically, Jerry Ford was right, impeachment is whatever the House of Representatives decides it is.
Wingnut Kathleen Parkwhore gave the GOPervert game away on Obama: They will remind us endlessly that Barack rhymes with Iraq, that his middle name is Hussein and his last name rhymes with Osama.
Shudder. A Peggy Noonan-wannabe: What lower form of life can there be? I remember one onanistic drool she wrote about how she knew Dumbya was a 'good man' because she saw him riding around the 'ranch' in a pick up truck. With his Scottish terrier perched on his lap.
Cause twenty pound terriers make the best ranch dogs.
American Hawk had sex with goats. And liked it.
Vicki, Who ♥
they were male goats
I'll add my own corollary:
If the Dems nominate a Senator, we'll have a very, very strong third party candidate that will emerge.
ErinPDX
Depending on what kind of third party you're talking about, that might not be such a bad thing.
everyone is bisexual given the right opportunity.
Mmmmmmm...not really.
It's always funny how the liberal media makes up anonymous sources.
says the anonymous poster...
Wagstaff: seems to me 'high crimes and misdemeanors' are pretty much what an impeaching Congress says they are...
The diaphanous Xymphora on the lesser Tony bLiar to our north:
"I’ve always assumed that Harper uses these people in the same way that the neocons use the American Christian fruitcakes, but McDonald outs Harper as a True Believer, a fruitcake in his own right, and not just a user of fruitcakes."
Tony Belial is also born-again.
He's finally being unmasked as the strutting phony he's always been, so the fantasy of future historical redemption is his only lifeline.
It must be terrible to be him.
American Hawk
Posting from Baghdad, Slappy? Didn't think so.
'Bush would have to commit a crime in order to be impeachable....'
All you other law-talkin' types can weigh in, but I don't think this is the least bit true.
Clinton committed no crime, yet the GOP impeached him. Bush has admitted ordering the Administration to violate FISA.
Impeach. Convict. Remove from Office. Send to Hague.
everyone is bisexual given the right opportunity.
Mmmmmmm...not really.
NTodd, Thersophobic
Try it, Mikey, you'll like it!
It tastes better than Life.
"I’ve always assumed that Harper uses these people in the same way that the neocons use the American Christian fruitcakes, but McDonald outs Harper as a True Believer, a fruitcake in his own right, and not just a user of fruitcakes."
I hate fruitcake.
dirk, you know my bisexual heart is reserved for ntodd's bottom alone.
he can have your heart, darlin.
nice burgers, tho.
chicago dyke, groupthinker | Homepage | 12.11.06 - 4:32 pm | #
Is it just me, or is it getting warm in here?
Does anyone else get the feeling that Obama is being played for the the next national uncle tom of the nation's wealthiest?
Vicki,
fixed your typo.
Mmmmmmm...not really.
NTodd, Thersophobic | Homepage | 12.11.06 - 4:34 pm |
Johnny Depp? Jean Gabin? Milli Vanilli?
We can inter Boots with the Vietnam vet that's buried in Arlington now what was convicted of murdering an elderly couple and was sentenced to 1 million years in prison that died from a heroin overdose.
Translation?
says the anonymous poster...
dirk gently, sociopatheti
(high fives dirk)
good one
Wagstaff: seems to me 'high crimes and misdemeanors' are pretty much what an impeaching Congress says they are...
Pretty much.
I do. What the Blue Dogs and the Gang of 500, impeaching Little Boots will be termed "too uncivil for our troubled times". George ain't going nowhere until 2009, unless they catch him in La Cage aux Foley
LittlePig | 12.11.06 - 4:26 pm | #
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the problem with that argument is that the reason our times are so troubled is because of the retarded monkey who is currently residing illegally at 1600 pennsylvania ave.
Mmmmmmm...not really.
NTodd, Thersophobic
come, sit on my lap.
Isn't it exciting?
Chimpy is giving us a new battleplan for christmas!!
Huzzah!!!
Thanks, chicago dyke! You said it better!
Was talking just last night about starting a business called "Wait for you." I'll go sleep on your courch, surf for porn on your puter, eat what's left in your fridge and generally just hang around and wait for the cable guy or whoever, so you can go to work to make the money to pay me.
Moe Szyslak
I could use you on Wednesday, but aren't you in Nova Scotia?
Impeach. Convict. Remove from Office. Send to Hague.
speak for yourself; I sure don't want him.
George W. Bush - The Fruit Salad Days.
everyone is bisexual given the right opportunity.
Mmmmmmm...not really.
NTodd doesn't even ride a bisexcycle.
Woody's maxim on Sex:
Every body is "sexual." Everything else is adjectives....
WoodyG'sGuitar, rogues scholar
Now that's a more open-minded way of thinking about it.
Sounds like the credo behind Captain Jack of "Doctor Who" and "Torchwood", for that matter.
from Sept. 1998, Michael Gerhardt, impeachment scholar;
'Michael Gerhardt: There are no rules of evidence in impeachment. The reason is that it is thought that the rules of evidence in criminal trials are necessary for the sake of the jury. But in impeachment proceedings, we are dealing with a different jury – a group of people who are thought to be more sophisticated than the average jury. Hence, there are no rules of evidence. We simply rely on the ability of the members of Congress to weigh evidentiary matters as they see fit. We trust their judgment. '
kind of what the supremes said about redistricting, isn't it.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/
wp...hardt091698.htm
I could use you on Wednesday, but aren't you in Nova Scotia?
Tena
I'm available! You'll have to pay travel expenses, tho.
clip for later celebration of further bush boomings
MY LITTLE PONY LIVE: THE WORLD'S BIGGEST TEA PARTY
Shudder. A Peggy Noonan-wannabe:
And proud member of the Strom Thurmond Institute who couldn't understand why Senator Felix Macaca Jr. was in such hot water.
I know - I was just teasing you. - Tena
I know that you know that I know that you know.
Johnny Depp? Jean Gabin? Milli Vanilli?
Johnny Depp is indeed hot, but I still wouldn't fuck him.
Okay, CNN has a graphic up of Silvestre Reyes labeling him as "Incoming Intelligence Committee Chair, (R)"
What the fuck is wrong with CNN?
Clinton committed no crime,
Their argument, and it was weak, was that he'd committed perjury during his deposition when he denied having sex w/ Monica. He was never convicted of perjury and many felt that he couldn't have been.
Is it just me, or is it getting warm in here?
steve simels | 12.11.06 - 4:35 pm | #
the az state board of nursing is complaining about the waitress uniforms - so the web site has a bunch of lovely young women modeling costumes: "this is not a real nurse", "this is not a real firefighter", etc.
Translation?
Halfdan
The guy I described is being moved from Arlinton for being a convicted murderer.
See, this is a nice thread. Why? Very little Cheetos dust.
I can abide this thread.
"New Way Forward"
What's next, the "Red [State] Guards"?
By the time Bush is off the scene, historians will be amazed that we didn't slip into a full-scale theocratic autocracy.
Johnny Depp is indeed hot, but I still wouldn't fuck him.
NTodd, Thersophobic |
ah, but would you let him...
Okay, CNN has a graphic up of Silvestre Reyes labeling him as "Incoming Intelligence Committee Chair, (R)"
What the fuck is wrong with CNN?
fourlegsgood, plushynurse |
I note that they arre makiing fun of his ignorance
yet when trent lott said "they all look the smae to me" I never heard a peep
Chimpy is giving us a new battleplan for christmas!!
No doubt it will called something like Marching in Place until the job is done.
Okay, CNN has a graphic up of Silvestre Reyes labeling him as "Incoming Intelligence Committee Chair, (R)"
What the fuck is wrong with CNN?
Force of habit?
i have a republican, tittie loving, ubertough guy friend. he's never been with a man, but upon meeting a particularly beautiful, slim gay friend of mine, he said, "i've finally met a man for whom i can say 'i'd hit it.'"
you just haven't met the right person if you don't believe your bi in a tiny way. my own weakness (don't laugh): trannies. asian trannies in particular, i can't explain why for the life of me.
fruitcake = cilantro
I can abide this thread.
Vicki, Who ♥
I concur.
BTW, you have mail.
I do. What the Blue Dogs and the Gang of 500, impeaching Little Boots will be termed "too uncivil for our troubled times". George ain't going nowhere until 2009, unless they catch him in La Cage aux Foley
I tend to agree.
Their argument, and it was weak, was that he'd committed perjury during his deposition when he denied having sex w/ Monica. He was never convicted of perjury and many felt that he couldn't have been.
I felt he wouldn't have been.
The whole thing was retarded. It was all about the washington crowd feeling that Clinton was NOKD.
my own weakness (don't laugh): trannies. asian trannies in particular, i can't explain why for the life of me.
No laughter from me. I like buxom and clean.
I remember reading a scifi story where these partisans kidnap a Nazi during WWII and take him to a cocktail party where they somehow manage to convince him that he is now 30 years in the future. The cocktail party is full of mixed couples of different races and religions and sexual orientations. He is then 'sent back' to the WWII period and he commits suicide in despair.
Only the length of term, which was hyperbole. I didn't feel like typing "two life sentences without the possibility of parole".
Judge must have really disliked him (or the jury - whoever did the sentencing) because usually they don't stack sentences, either. They run them concurrently.
Only client I had whose sentences were stacked had raped a woman inside a Catholic Church. Judge fucking hated that guy.
you just haven't met the right person if you don't believe your bi in a tiny way.
No, I'm pretty fucking secure in my sexuality. I can appreciate a beautiful man, but I don't dig dicks.
Johnny Depp? Jean Gabin? Milli Vanilli?
Guy called in the local AAR station this morning saying he was from the latest resignee's congregation and insisting that sexuality was a choice, most pedophiles are gay, etc. He at least admitted he had no evidence or statistics of any kind to back up his opinions. What I wanted the host to ask him was at what age he decided to be heterosexual and why he made that choice.
asian trannies in particular, i can't explain why for the life of me.
chicago dyke, groupthinker |
cause they are hot?
seriously, my personal belief is in a grey scale. there is no black or white, only many shades of grey.
I like buxom and clean.
Vicki,
Have you met shoelimpy?
ProfWombat,
A fair point. The argument I dispute is that the impeachable offense must also entail a criminal act within the meaning of the statutes. The Republicans seemed fond of this line when they were after the Clenis, but I think this was a belated and backhanded attack on the articles of impeachment that were waiting for Nixon when he packed his carpetbag and fled.
asian trannies in particular, i can't explain why for the life of me.
chicago dyke, groupthinker | Homepage | 12.11.06 - 4:39 pm |
The first that happens when a guy gets to marforpac is he is shown pictures of gorgeous Tais from Bangkok and asked to expound on how hot they are and what he would do to or expect from them. Tai queens look better than a lot of women. They're so good looking, and there are none of the tells like Coulter's throat, that there is no way to grok from the pictures alone and sensible guys must ask themselves why pictures of gorgeous Tais was the first thing they saw at marforpac.
'By the time Bush is off the scene, historians will be amazed that we didn't slip into a full-scale theocratic autocracy.
Doc '
I sincerely hope we won't, but that's not certain yet.
as a guy, i am entirely unattracted by men, even so-called "hot" men like Depp.
but i am genuinely attracted to dear frinds of mine because of their personalities. i once tenderly kissed my best male friend when he was in emotional pain. i'd do it again.
Judge must have really disliked him (or the jury - whoever did the sentencing) because usually they don't stack sentences, either. They run them concurrently.
That could have been the case, as it was 5:30 this morning when I heard the story. It was pretty a horrific crime and the perp was a nasty looking cat.
i would think men would want a blow job at least from a talented gay or bi man, once or twice in their lives. and a little behind action too, maybe with an ex-foleyboi type. it's not like those tissues vary so much between the sexes, and men know what men like.
i have found this very true for str8 women. who in general, are much more willing and open about experimenting, and not always because 'he wants to watch' either.
Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld returned to Washington Sunday after his surprise trip to Iraq....
The only member of the media allowed to accompany Rumsfeld was Sean Hannity, a conservative Fox News Channel host.
there is no black or white, only many shades of grey.
I believe there is black and white and gray in between.
you just haven't met the right person if you don't believe your bi in a tiny way. my own weakness (don't laugh): trannies. asian trannies in particular, i can't explain why for the life of me.
Hmm. The right man for me would have long dark hair, shapely legs, and boobs.
As some of you probably know, I slept with a guy once.
I had to.
I needed a ride.
Walls to George: "You suck asshole. Stop talking to us."
I'm available! You'll have to pay travel expenses, tho.
Moe Szyslak
I'll get back to you. But go ahead and schedule someone else for Wednesday if you need to.
in re Clinton's "crime"
My law degree comes from teh David E Kelly TV Academy of Lawiness, but given that Paula Jones was making shit up as she went along, would he ever have gotten into a deposition in the real world? fruit of the poison tree, Professor Grace Van Owen used to call it.
haven't met the right person if you don't believe your bi in a tiny way.
Umm, a) human sexuality is pretty fucking complex (parse that any way you'd like!) and b) even if you posit a distribution of orientation rather than a dichotomous or even threshhold model, some people are going to be firmly rooted at one pole or another.
Central, darling:
Right back at you!
my own weakness (don't laugh): trannies. asian trannies in particular, i can't explain why for the life of me.
chicago dyke, groupthinker | Homepage | 12.11.06 - 4:39 pm | #
To each her own, of course!
I am a big believer in "shades of grey" too, but I believe that there are some people who are exclusively straight or gay... just that they are far fewer in number than society demands is the case...
Some, too, are just asexual...
"Bush Sucks"
...waiting for the funeral announcement.
Will I get a visit from the Secret Service if I say they get right sooner rather than later?
Wagstaff: Bush proudly admits to having broken actual law. I don't think they need this, but they've got it.
I needed a ride.
steve simels
not an issue for me, really. i could no more have sex with another guy than with another woman.
born marrried, and she will absolutely outlive me.
especially if i have sex with another guy or another woman.
As some of you probably know, I slept with a guy once.
Yeah, but did ya ever get busy with a girl in a Burger King bathroom?
but i am genuinely attracted to dear frinds of mine because of their personalities. i once tenderly kissed my best male friend when he was in emotional pain. i'd do it again.
meddling kids | 12.11.06 - 4:43 pm |
There is a tense moment for deconstruction tracing the hidden history of homosexuals in the story of David and Yonatan. On the one hand there really are nonsexual relationships that get that close, especially in these situations, and at the same time we know that there were crazily revisionist historians who would hide certain details before they'd fully comprehended them.
some people are going to be firmly rooted at one pole or another.
JeffCO
No laughter from me. I like buxom and clean.
Vicki, Who
I like Angelina Jolie.
I had to.
I needed a ride.
steve simels
You know, "grass, gas, or ass" usually means one of the above. You generally have an option.
i have found this very true for str8 women.
If I hadn't been so drunk on Feral's wine and stoned the last time I saw you...
WAAAAH, I've had to ban myself from Eschaton. I've got more work than I can possibly do.
Just needed a quick fix.
some people are going to be firmly rooted at one pole or another.
JeffCO |
i should probably let this one go.
i would think men would want a blow job at least from a talented gay or bi man, once or twice in their lives. and a little behind action too, maybe with an ex-foleyboi type. it's not like those tissues vary so much between the sexes, and men know what men like.
Well that would depend to some extent on one's perspective on sexuality, from the purely physical to the purely spiritual, in or out of relationships, and so forth. The expression of human sexuality is certainly not all, or necessarily even primarily, biological. YMMV.
i would think men would want a blow job at least from a talented gay or bi man, once or twice in their lives.
Nope, not interested. I love getting my knob waxed, but it's part of the overall experience for me, and women are the ones that turn me on.
all this talk of hot asian trannies is making me...hungry for a burger. i should also get some noncomputing work done. ntodd, i know my strap on has spoiled you, but it's not always about the phallus.
come to dc, and i'll introduce you to a lithe, feminine guy i know who can show you, (redacted to preserve atrios' decency).
later, luvs.
The only member of the media allowed to accompany Rumsfeld was Sean Hannity, a conservative Fox News Channel host. "Because I needed a blow job," Rumsfeld said, "and Sean's the best."
Jesus is my Doomsday Machine
http://tbogg.blogspot.com/2006/1...ine-im-
not.html
A military watchdog group is asking the Defense Department to investigate whether seven Army and Air Force officers violated regulations by appearing in uniform in a promotional video for an evangelical Christian organization.
In the video, much of which was filmed inside the Pentagon, four generals and three colonels praise the Christian Embassy, a group that evangelizes among military leaders, politicians and diplomats in Washington. Some of the officers describe their efforts to spread their faith within the military.
"I found a wonderful opportunity as a director on the joint staff, as I meet the people that come into my directorate," Air Force Maj. Gen. Jack J. Catton Jr. says in the video. "And I tell them right up front who Jack Catton is, and I start with the fact that I'm an old-fashioned American, and my first priority is my faith in God, then my family and then country. I share my faith because it describes who I am."
Pete Geren, a former acting secretary of the Air Force who oversaw the service's response in 2005 to accusations that evangelical Christians were pressuring cadets at the Air Force Academy, also appears in the video. The Christian Embassy "has been a rock that I can rely on, been an organization that helped me in my walk with Christ, and I'm just thankful for the service they give," he says.
The 10-minute video is on the group's Web site, Christianembassy.com. The organization was founded nearly 30 years ago by the late Bill Bright, who also founded Campus Crusade for Christ. The Christian Embassy Web site says the group holds prayer breakfasts each Wednesday in the Pentagon's executive dining room and organizes small groups to help military leaders "bridge the gap between faith and work."
Army Brig. Gen. Bob Casen refers in the video to the Christian Embassy's special efforts to reach admirals and generals through Flag Fellowship groups. Whenever he sees another fellowship member, he says, "I immediately feel like I am being held accountable, because we are the aroma of Jesus Christ."
fruit of the poison tree, Professor Grace Van Owen used to call it.
That's a different situation that what I think you are talking about.
Fruit of the Poisonous Tree refers to evidence that might otherwise be introduced at trial being held in admissible because it was obtained illegally. Is other words, if the po pos busted down the do do without a warrant.
Just listening to the NPR story on the "Holocaust Conference" in Iran.
I'm saddened by the thought that 60 years and countless pieces of evidence later, there are still large groups who don't believe it happened.
And I'm also disturbed to know that 60 years hence (if the world makes it that long), there will be groups who still think GWB/Cheney/Rummy were right on the Iraq-Al Qaida ties, and that Saddam had WMDs ready to strike at the US.
By the time Bush is off the scene, historians will be amazed that we didn't slip into a full-scale theocratic autocracy.
The amazing thing is that a few easily-executed, small scale terror attacks in the months after 9/11, and we'd probably be there right now.
To this day I cannot believe we haven't seen any small scale attacks...
i should probably let this one go. dirk gently
I do what I can
i would think men would want a blow job at least from a talented gay or bi man, once or twice in their lives.
An illustration of the difference between gender and gender roles. This -- straights receiving favors from gays and not considering themselves gay so long as they're in the "masculine" position -- is common in some places and is called "trade."
I like Angelina Jolie.
ql in ny |
I like Big Butts
and I cannot LIe
i would think men would want a blow job at least from a talented gay or bi man, once or twice in their lives.
It's funny ... I spend a significant portion of my time around gay men, either in my chorus or in my fraternity, and yet I've absolutely never been interested in any kind of sexual contact with a man. Na ga happen. It's just not in me (so to speak).
not an issue for me, really. i could no more have sex with another guy than with another woman.
born marrried, and she will absolutely outlive me.
especially if i have sex with another guy or another woman.
dirk gently, sociopathetic | Homepage | 12.11.06 - 4:46 pm | #
My psycho ex never could handle that I was both bi and faithful.
I'd tell her, "That just means there's twice as many people I'm not going to sleep with."
Her response involved coming at me with a broken wine glass and cutting me up.
Good times!
The only guy who does it for me is Auggy. And Holden. And Gene Shalit.
Man, do I hate coming late to the really good parties. Asian trannies? This thread was announced as rubber sheets, right? Sigh, my timing has always sucked.
i would think men would want a blow job at least from a talented gay or bi man, once or twice in their lives.
i don't know how this all started. all i did was play a little baseball and mention going out for a burger ...
An illustration of the difference between gender and gender roles. This -- straights receiving favors from gays and not considering themselves gay so long as they're in the "masculine" position -- is common in some places and is called "trade."
kmymkk
We couldn't agree more.
"I immediately feel like I am being held accountable, because we are the aroma of Jesus Christ."
That's a tad creepy.
“Christmas is making a comeback,” the Kansas senator declared at a news conference at the steps of the U.S. Capitol, where Christian leaders had erected a temporary nativity scene to kick off a national “Nativity Project.”
“It’s okay to talk about the birth of Jesus at Christmas,” Brownback said. “We need to have these expressions of religion … It’s important for America.”
…They urged Christians to apply for permits to display nativity scenes on public property in their towns Dec. 19-22. Mahoney said his group had obtained a permit from U.S. Capitol Police to display their nativity - which included three wise men, a shepherd, Joseph, Mary and the baby Jesus - during the news conference as a way to show supporters that it can be done.
-from pandagon
The only member of the media allowed to accompany Rumsfeld was Sean Hannity, a conservative Fox News Channel host. "Because I needed a blow job," Rumsfeld said, "and Sean's the best."
Yes, no one can suck GOP cock like 'ol Hannity.
i would think men would want a blow job at least from a talented gay or bi man, once or twice in their lives.
By that logic we should want blow jobs from talented but unattractive women, but we don't. Or rather, speaking for myself.
historians will be amazed that we didn't slip into a full-scale theocratic autocracy.
Um, . . . . You sure we haven't??
inadmissible is one word. Sorry.
SEXUALITY IS A CHOICE! IT IS! IF I SAY I'M NOT GAY THEN I"M NOT!!!!!
the aroma of Jesus Christ
fish and burlap?
If I hadn't been so drunk on Feral's wine and stoned the last time I saw you...
Vicki, Who
No flirting. Especially with chi d who I have a crush on!
"I immediately feel like I am being held accountable, because we are the aroma of Jesus Christ."
Smells like Holy Spirit?
Scrutinizer,
I heard your amazingly zealous Senator on NPR yesterday afternoon. He seriously wants to make family values his platform for an '08 run. I couldn't believe what I was hearing him say.
Yes, no one can suck GOP cock like 'ol Hannity.
Cartman
And he swallows too so no messy clean up.
Plus no "gag reflex", which, since he's dealing with Bush Administration folks, isn't necessary.
The only guy who does it for me is Auggy. And Holden. And Gene Shalit.
Shalit's mustache is pretty fucking hot.
Report: Taliban regrouping in Pakistan
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/
20061...an_taliban_rise
SLAMABAD, Pakistan - A peace deal between Pakistan's government and Islamic militants in the northwestern tribal region of North Waziristan has created a virtual Taliban mini-state where mullahs dispense justice and fighters are launching cross-border attacks into neighboring Afghanistan, a think tank reported Monday.
The U.S. military confirmed that attacks have risen sharply since the deal was reached earlier this year despite concerns it would give a freer hand to Taliban and al-Qaida-linked militants who fled to Pakistan after the fall of the hard-line regime in Afghanistan in 2001.
"Over the past five years, the (President Gen. Pervez) Musharraf government has tried first brute force, then appeasement. Both have failed," said Samina Ahmed of the International Crisis Group that published the report. "Islamabad's tactics have only emboldened the pro-Taliban militants."
That grim assessment came against the backdrop of an alarming surge in violence in southern and eastern Afghanistan this year that has killed close to 4,000 people, threatening the Western-backed project to rebuild the country and establish democracy.
Government policy has allowed militants "to establish a virtual mini-Taliban-style state," the Crisis Group said, citing reports of pro-Taliban militants attacking music, video and CD stores, closing barber shops, imposing taxes and establishing courts to impose summary justice.
Mahoney said his group had obtained a permit from U.S. Capitol Police to display their nativity - which included three wise men, a shepherd, Joseph, Mary and the baby Jesus - during the news conference as a way to show supporters that it can be done
No way. Where the hell are they going to find three wise men in Washington?
Can he reprise manimal? Maybe manimals on steroids, going to Mars?
Moe Szyslak | 12.11.06 - 4:11 pm | #
One can only hope.
…They urged Christians to apply for permits to display nativity scenes on public property in their towns Dec. 19-22.
How about adding little statues to the scene? Any suggestions?
Everything the nazis touch turns to shit. Nothing new there.
"I immediately feel like I am being held accountable, because we are the aroma of Jesus Christ."
That's a tad creepy.
Falstaff | 12.11.06 - 4:51 pm | #
Ooh, ooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell?
Ooh, ooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you.
Lunch over, back to work. Later, taters.
By that logic we should want blow jobs from talented but unattractive women, but we don't. Or rather, speaking for myself.
Why did Bush 41 stay with Bar so long? Now you know.
Dwell on THAT mental image, why don't you.
quilt lady,
for you, I'll give up the gorgeous one. I'm telling you what, though...she makes me desirous in my forbidden parts.
Seriously.
She is the complete package. Brains and beauty. And she's awfully sweet.
the aroma of Jesus Christ
Ewww. That guy's been dead for a while now.
Mahoney said his group had obtained a permit from U.S. Capitol Police to display their nativity
Is that what the kids are calling it now? "Display their nativity?"
I thought that's what NTodd was doing without his pants.
The only guy who does it for me is Auggy. And Holden. And Gene Shalit.
Thers
Thers Theme Song
There are Jews in the world. There are Buddhists. There are Hindus and Mormons, and then There are those that follow Mohammed, but I've never been one of them.
I'm a Roman Catholic, And have been since before I was born, And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six-footer. You don't have to have a great brain. You don't have to have any clothes on. You're A Catholic the moment Dad came, Because
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Is it me, or is Obama peaking a bit early?
He should have taken more than half a tab, then.
Norman Conquest
About a decade early. He needs some actual experience. I like him, but not yet.
Strange that no troll has gotten on with a box turtle reference.
okay, gotta get off now.
Your jobs, should you choose to accept it, is to rearrange cresh figures whenever possbile to place Joseph or one of the kings strategically behind a sheep.
I'm saddened by the thought that 60 years and countless pieces of evidence later, there are still large groups who don't believe it happened.
It happened but sure ain't relevant when Israel is doing much the same to the Palestinians...
Dwell on THAT mental image, why don't you.
Thers | Homepage | 12.11.06 - 4:54 pm | #
My eyes are bleeding now. Thanks.
fish and burlap?
LittlePig
This Christmas, give your man Myrrh.
Why did Bush 41 stay with Bar so long? Now you know.
Dwell on THAT mental image, why don't you.
Thers
ugggh. this is the kinda thing that causes sexual confusion in youngsters.
"I see no signs of Gore organizing supporters right now," said Donna Brazile, Gore's presidential campaign manager in 2000.
Good--that means he ain't talking to her.
He seriously wants to make family values his platform for an '08 run. I couldn't believe what I was hearing him say.
Vicki, Who ♥
I say bring it on. If he's delusional enough to believe that'll work he's even more stupid than I thought.
Edwardian drapes
Army Brig. Gen. Bob Casen refers in the video to the Christian Embassy's special efforts to reach admirals and generals through Flag Fellowship groups. Whenever he sees another fellowship member, he says, "I immediately feel like I am being held accountable, because we are the aroma of Jesus Christ."
Richard
Yeah, Jesus always smelled like war and death.
This is ridiculous. Colorado Springs is a fucking gateway to hell. We need to stop any more demons coming up and infecting people with this Jesus Who Loves the Military.
oh, and Annan not making nice saying byebye;
'Referring to the war in Iraq, Annan will say the world only considers military action legitimate when "it is being used for the right purpose … in accordance with broadly accepted terms."
We can only hope that instead of his usual brutish ignorance, the representative of our country who is being sent this message will respond with wisdom, with positive action, and with well-considered policies. I can hear you out there in reality-based land laughing now. What are the odds?'
at http://www.cabdrollery.blogspot.com
Good--that means he ain't talking to her.
abyssgazer
Word!!!!!
okay, gotta get off now.
Ruth, revolted
Mmmmm ... keep going.
/maf54
Your jobs, should you choose to accept it, is to rearrange cresh figures whenever possbile to place Joseph or one of the kings strategically behind a sheep.
the Jaded Prole
I'm thinking a Bob's Big Boy would fit in nicely next to Mary.
She is the complete package. Brains and beauty. And she's awfully sweet.
Vicki, Who
That she definitely is. However, she's probably way too young for me.
strictly speaking, there shouldn't be any wise men in a nativity scene until january 6.
quick random, off-topic question: why did the Nazis put Polish people in internment camps in addition to Jews, Gypsies, Homosexuals, etc?
Did they also put other nationalities in camps?
an honest question looking for a short answer...
Also, remeber to replace the "baby jesus" with a baby doll of color -- just to piss of those racist evangelics.
A live-action "Year without a Christmas?
WHY! WHY! WHY!
quick random, off-topic question: why did the Nazis put Polish people in internment camps in addition to Jews, Gypsies, Homosexuals, etc?
Did they also put other nationalities in camps?
Yes, they put anyone in a camp that they saw as an enemy of the reich. They especially put allaged and real Communists in camps and built the most brutal camp especially for that purpose (Mathausen).
You were either with 'em or against 'em.
Also, remeber to replace the "baby jesus" with a baby doll of color -- just to piss of those racist evangelics.
the Jaded Prole
Jesus looks just like Captain Pike. I saw it on TV.
I though jesus looked like Mel Gibson.
Will Dubya become a stateman in his retirement?
His father has been relatively sucessful in changing his legacy. Maybe the boy can do the same/
the Jaded Prole
thanks
quick random, off-topic question: why did the Nazis put Polish people in internment camps in addition to Jews, Gypsies, Homosexuals, etc?
Did they also put other nationalities in camps?
an honest question looking for a short answer...
meddling kids
Sure - they were political prisoners. They put a bunch of Catholics in concentration camps.
…They urged Christians to apply for permits to display nativity scenes on public property in their towns Dec. 19-22.
How about adding little statues to the scene? Any suggestions?
Irving R. Feldman
Mr. Bean's Dalek would be welcome.
strictly speaking, there shouldn't be any wise men in a nativity scene until january 6.
Epiphany!
His father has been relatively sucessful in changing his legacy. Maybe the boy can do the same/
Jes Akin | 12.11.06 - 5:03 pm | #
But only when Jenna becomes president.
The preacher who does the religion and politics show on AAR yesterday had John Meacham and Sally Quinn on yesterday to talk about their faith based series in the Post (wait, it gets worse). Meacham said that he saw it's interactive feature as being like a party where you can talk about religion. The host said "Well if that party is as wonderful and interesting and entertaining as the parties Sally throws..."
I almost veered off the road as I changed the station to keep from puking
Jim | 12.11.06 - 4:25 pm | #
Jim, thank you for providing me yet another opportunity to express my utter loathing of the reigning courtesan of D.C. since before the beginning of time, Sally Quinn Bradlee, who makes Sally Bowles look like a Carmelite Nun.
God, I hate that slutty, husband stealing pretentious poor trailer trash snobbish c**t...
I hope when George Bush spontaneously combusts, that Sally Quinn Bradlee is standing right next to him dressed head to toe in something extremely flammable.
why did the Nazis put Polish people in internment camps
Slavs were racially inferior, too. As were Roma.
Little George would be funny if he weren't pathetic.
"The scary thing is that Bush appears to be really losing it. What alternative do we have as a country if we have a mentally unstable President."
Wasn't that the plot of "Night at Camp David"?
"We can only hope that instead of his usual brutish ignorance, [Bolton] will respond with wisdom, with positive action, and with well-considered policies."
If he did that they'd have to put a suicide watch on Pammy Juggs.
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