I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
First!
Yowza.. got it.
I coulda had it if I hdn't been watching "Will it blend?" videos.
White Christmas here, beautiful snowfall. Merry, merry everyone!
I'm too tired to link, sorry.
Goes to show...you wait forever for a clean thread, and then you're too tired to chat.
Oh well...
White Christmas here, beautiful snowfall. Merry, merry everyone!
noblejoanie
Raining like no one's business here in my neck of the woods.
David Letterman has knocked the meatball off the Christmas tree.
Here in Chicago, it rained most of the day, and it never got below about 40. This is the weirdest December weather here in twenty years.
"Behind the facade, not all of Harding's Administration was so impressive. Word began to reach the President that some of his friends were using their official positions for their own enrichment. Alarmed, he complained, "My...friends...they're the ones that keep me walking the floors nights!""
Merry, Merry, Merry something, to you all my friends!!!
Thanks!
Don't anyone tell the you-know-whats.
Have to admit, I sat on it until I was sure I had Firsties.
(And don't forget, there are still people on the blogroll who are posting away.)
And some not on the blogroll, too ...
yeah, but Dear Leader sleeps the deep sleep of the Righteous... or is that the pharmaceuticals snoring?
It's terribly hot here.
"yeah, but Dear Leader sleeps the deep sleep of the Righteous... or is that the pharmaceuticals snoring?"
There are electrochemical brain processes looking for any conductor out of the body.
I'm willing to send cash at this point.
"It's terribly hot here.
Ronald Reagan"
I hear they are pretty nice to you. Like the Friday Night Marshmallow roast.
In case you missed it at the end of the kilo-thread, I'm pleased to announced our latest Republican liar.
This time, it's a lie about whether or not she advocated an assassination. (Hint: she did, but she didn't want to admit it at first.)
Eh, Atrios blogrolled NTodd. It's a pretty dingy neighborhood over there.
It's terribly hot here.
Stop your complaining, you fucking pussy.
I was just watching "The Grinch Who Stole Christmas" with my three year-old daughter, when I noticed that the Grinch's eyes, which are normally red, turned blue when his heart "grew three sizes".
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all and best wishes for a better 2007!
Ron, since your fingers apparently haven't melted, it ain't hot enough.
Hola Sinfonian - thanks for the well wishing below. It's not too bad here except for the transplanted Californians, Texans, and Floridians who think the thing to do when there's lots of ice and snow is floor it and tailgate you so they can get home faster and after all they have 4WD so what could possibly go wrong and shit why am I sliding I've got a fucking $50,000 SUV sonofabitchgettouttamywayyouassholes! Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge!
about time.
It's terribly hot here.
Forget about it.
It's a dry heat.
It's not too bad here except for the transplanted Californians, Texans, and Floridians
Well, if it's any consolation, the transplanted New Yorkers and Ohioans and Massachusetts ... Massa ... New Englanders can't drive in the rain here.
Having lived in Michigan for three winters not too long ago, I know exactly whereof you speak.
Hope you have supplies and loved ones nearby.
Thers: you go places I don't- is Altmouse on the record saying that Rush Limbaugh is a 'sparkling entertainer'?
I heard *Althouse* say that on Wisc. Public Radio this AM...
Really great season's greetings from Lenny.
"It's not too bad here except for the transplanted Californians, Texans, and Floridians"
I would resent that but I have to admit there are Texans that make a bone, dry roadbed act like it is covered in black ice.
I heard *Althouse* say that on Wisc. Public Radio this AM...
nick carraway
It must be true because she is bi-partisan.
Dry, schmy. It's still hot as, well, you know.
"Dry, schmy. It's still hot as, well, you know.
Joe McCarthy "
Tell it to your bunk mate, Stalin.
Someone let Our Lady of the Dolphins into the liquor cabinet. She has a whole column in sat's WSJ imagining if NBC News did a report on santa's arrival on Christmas eve e.g.
Williams: All right, good reports all. And so we reach the end of our newscast. And we ask: What is the Santa phenomenon? I think Santa comes to remind us that kindness and generosity can be a surprising gift from someone you don't even know. To remind us that something can be a gift even if it arrives awkwardly, such as tumbling down a chimney. Maybe Santa comes just to touch our hearts. It is also worth noting -- and perhaps this was our lead this evening -- that children seem to look forward to Santa not only with a feeling of expectation, but of love. And love is a very good thing.
That's our show tonight. Oh -- I am being told now that Santa has issued a statement. He said, "Don't forget the cookies." And we have, just now, the first ever audio tape. Air traffic control in Cleveland just recorded these words through the open mike of a Delta airliner en route to Los Angeles. It's a man out of the darkness saying. "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night."
It must be true because she is bi-partisan.
Central Scrutinizer
I laugh out loud when I see that hosebag referred to as a "centrist" or "moderate." What a crock.
The Freepers probably accuse her of being liberal, but that's only because they are unable to think for themselves.
JeffCO, Snow Blind
When I moved from OR to CA in the 80's, I enjoyed taking on the CA driving style. Tailgate away.
Except in rain. They never understood the cardinal rule...keep your distance. Oregonians understand this.
Someone let Our Lady of the Dolphins into the liquor cabinet. She has a whole column in sat's WSJ imagining if NBC News did a report on santa's arrival on Christmas eve e.g.
Trying to be the "Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus" of the 21st Century, I'm guessing?
Puh-leez.
not only 'bi-partisan', but smugly so... it practically dripped out of the radio, & it was only tuned there for a few short moments.
I tried reading her blog once, & I know I couldn't read enough of it to make an effective parody.
God Nooners has lost it. She gets paid for this shite?
Williams: Jim, I must interrupt you. We have a report that Santa has been over the Atlantic, where he was seen by travelers on the Queen Elizabeth 2. The QE2 blew its great whistle in his honor, and Santa in response circled low over the ship, and dropped presents. And now I am told he has just flown over Plymouth Rock in Massachusetts, where he dipped his sleigh back and forth. Apparently Santa also goes out of his way to show respect for whatever country whose airspace he's entering. It is expected that Santa will at some point turn south, and enter the airspace of Washington, D.C., where our own Tim Russert has been waiting. Tim, any sign, as dusk envelops our nation's capital?
Russert: Thanks, Brian, and Merry Christmas. Dusk has turned to evening here, and just now a sound of laughter and sleigh bells seemed to come from the sky. Here at the Capitol itself, on the House side, the new speaker-designate, Nancy Pelosi, came and stood on the broad marble steps and seemed to search the sky. Then all of a sudden she pointed, and waved with great enthusiasm. I followed her eyes and looked up, but I'm afraid what she'd seen had passed. But children in a crowd nearby seemed to see what I could not. They began to point, and some burst into applause. I'm hearing Jim Miklaszewski has more from the White House.
If Santa invades our airspace he should be shot down.
He could be Hispanic.
Watching Creature from the Black Lagoon.
Have to admit, Adams in the water scenes can make you clench your teeth and grind the molars a bit.
Bush is ugly and stupid and nobody likes him:
Foo Fighter Dave Grohl Calls President Bush 'Everyone's Villain of the Year'
Foo Fighters frontman Dave Grohl has nominated President George W. Bush as his villain of 2006. The rocker can't wait for Bush's second and final term to end in 2008, so the United States can experience a political change.
He says, "He's everyone's villain of the year. Fortunately the Democrats just edged out the Republicans in the House and the Senate. The country's fed up with our president and his administration and I think he's probably the world's greatest villain at this point. This country's screaming for change. Not even Americans like our president. Nobody likes our president."
He could be Hispanic.
Turkish wasn't he? 'course he might be smuggling hashish.
Santa does get busted by Immigration in that Cheech & CHong Christmas skit.
There was a comic book story written by the great Alan Moore (of V for Vendetta and Watchmen fame) which featured the Swamp Thing visiting hell to rescue his girlfriend's soul.
When Swamp Thing arrives, he encounters his deceased arch enemy, Arcane, who is depicted as being eating "alive" by maggots. They have an exchange that goes like this...
Arcane: How many years have I been here?
Swamp Thing: Since yesterday.
Arcane:IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Goodnight, bats.
Sinfonian Jr. is likely to wake me up early ...
'Til the morrow ...
(And don't forget, there are still people on the blogroll who are posting away.)
HaH, you'llnever bolggroll me matey.
"He could be Hispanic.
Turkish wasn't he? 'course he might be smuggling hashish.
Itchy Brother "
No green card and he is outta here. And has anyone checked the health certifications on those reindeer?
In case you missed it at the end of the kilo-thread, I'm pleased to announced our latest Republican liar.
This time, it's a lie about whether or not she advocated an assassination. (Hint: she did, but she didn't want to admit it at first.)
Sinfonian, in America's glans™
I remember when Maher had her on his show a couple of months back.
To call her "annoying" is an understatement.
Did realize Althouse was aware of Annie Sprinkle's body of work and used it as the criteria for judging other entertainers. Such a fluid intellect Althouse has.
Well, I may be exaggerating a bit, but I was nearly run down or into several times today on a trip to the store and Chinese takeout of maybe 5 miles round trip. A few of those were in parking lots. Nothing I enjoy more than a young guy in a Subaru wagon looking surprised when he floors it pulling out of a spot in a lot with 8" (uncut) of snow in it and allofasudden his car is no long movingforward but slidingsideways. I don't enjoy it quite as much when he's sliding toward me, but still.
He could be Hispanic.
Turkish wasn't he? 'course he might be smuggling hashish.
Itchy Brother
With that big white beard and that red suit, he has to be a Ruskie.
Dirty commie!
My head is... fucked.
My new copilot, the guy I have to spend the next two weeks with, wants to nuke the whole middle east.
Says it would be the xtian thing to do.
I am sick.
Where do these peoples come from?
NTodd--you got a blog!
And has anyone checked the health certifications on those reindeer?
EkCenTriK
Health certificates?
Check their passports, they might be ungulates.
I tell you, I've never heard a vocalist go from from sandpaper throatiness to super-octave Little Richard vibrato in the same cut, as McCartney did in Oh Darling, off the Abbey Road album.
Here on Long Island, we haven't had our first snow yet. So it's not SUV in the ditch season yet.
Didn't realize.... schidt.
saw Syriana tonight...great flick
Where do these peoples come from?
Burma?
Barry--I'm telling you, you can come to L.A. and be our brother/uncle/friend this holiday season.
"Santa Claus is a variation of a Dutch folk tale based on the historical figure Saint Nicholas, a bishop from Myra in Asia Minor (the greater part of modern-day Turkey), who used his whole inheritance to assist the needy, the sick, and the suffering."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_claus
Then there is that dawning moment just now when I realized Julie Adams is the same age as my mother at the moment.
(I just had to look at the IMDB. Shouldn't do that.)
a bishop from Myra in Asia Minor (the greater part of modern-day Turkey), who used his whole inheritance to assist the needy, the sick, and the suffering."
Told ya he's a commie!
Where do these peoples come from?
Barry from AK in Honolulu
Is there any chance you can toss him out of the cockpit somewhere in the middle of the Pacific?
It'd be the xtian thing to do.
(And don't forget, there are still people on the blogroll who are posting away.)
If I could dear lady. But I must make the feed for the critters.
Thanks, and we do have a later date.
Where do these peoples come from?
CBN?
The Beatles considered themselves to be failures. Why not take them at their word????
Just kidding.
Weird - just flipped onto Vacation on Bravo and they changed the line "So, everybody French kisses." "Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best!" to "My science teacher says I'm the best!" WTF? Is that supposed to be less controversial or creepy?
My head is... fucked.
My new copilot, the guy I have to spend the next two weeks with, wants to nuke the whole middle east.
Says it would be the xtian thing to do.
I am sick.
Where do these peoples come from? - Barry from AK in Honolulu
I have to confess there are times that I look at the Israeli/Palestinian mess and think a circle of nuclear glass center on Jerusalem with a radius of 200 miles might be a reasonable solution.
The AM hate radio loons really have their panties in a bunch about this Happy Holidays thing. They are so easily irritated by this that I'll never stop saying Happy Holidays!
There is a joke that Santa is a commie because he redistributes all the wealth.
The Beatles considered themselves to be failures.
Each was and is worth several hundred million dollars.
What is the bar for failure?
Paul MCcartney is actually a very accessible figure. He was out doing yardwork when I visited and we had a long conversation.
Where do these peoples come from?
CBN?
mostly eggses... other than that, i don't know...
I heard "islamists", ismamists, islamists over and over, and how they want to eat our hearts and have sexy time with our dogs...
Well, it just had to come from a church, and he did admit, that is where he learned the term.
Oh fuck, not only a nuke the M.E. guy, but a total I belive what they tell me fundy.
I'm gonna be not happy.
Just warning.
Ringo is a peach.
Love that guy.
Till new yeaars, when I can dump this prick.
"? Is that supposed to be less controversial or creepy?
JeffCO, Snow Blind |"
I still have a 'Christmas Vacation Mystery'.
In the scene where Chase is daydreaming about the pool in the backyard, when the little girl interrupts him, I swear the first time I saw the movie he was having to hide a bit of a woody. Everytime I have seen that movie since, including the DVD, that scene is completely different. The wife vaguely remembers the same thing as well.
I tell you, I've never heard a vocalist go from from sandpaper throatiness to super-octave Little Richard vibrato in the same cut, as McCartney did in Oh Darling, off the Abbey Road album.
That whole medley is outstanding, and, yes, McCartney's vocals on that side of the album are very moving.
Barry,
Start talking about Christianists.
The Beatles considered themselves to be failures. Why not take them at their word????
The word is Love.
MCcartney told me they all hated Elvis.
The Beatles considered themselves to be failures. Why not take them at their word????
david
cite, please?
The Beatles considered themselves to be failures. Why not take them at their word????
david
cite, please?
I have a turd that looks like Ringo. He autographed it.
The word is Love.
NTodd
I've heard that.
Although I am a very tolerant guy, the first time he tells you that God is your copilot I promise to look the other way for 5 minutes.
The word is Love.
And that's all you really need.
God is my co-dependent.
"Although I am a very tolerant guy, the first time he tells you that God is your copilot I promise to look the other way for 5 minutes."
Well, you can always get the book by that name and just wait. When he says it, you can start blabbing away about the book.
Yesterday, all our trollies seemed so far away, but it looks as though they're here to say that Sir Paul made them scrambled eggs.
as McCartney did in Oh Darling
Golden Slumbers too!
NTodd said the word I'm thinking of.
Paul Mccartney voted for Margeret Thatcher.
I told him to get off the estate or I'd give his eggs a beating.
There is a joke that Santa is a commie because he redistributes all the wealth.
And he wears red. But also oppresses the proletariat.
The only american as talented as paul mccartney is michael jackson.
NTodd said the word I'm thinking of.
JeffCO
Just say the word, love.
I still have a 'Christmas Vacation Mystery'.
Sometimes things change after the original release.
Barry,
Start talking about Christianists.
bo
Ya know what bo...
Tomorrow I'm gonna tell him, that I am an Islamist.
And he doesn't get to fly any more, and...hey...aren't those nice tall buildngs...??
Stupid fuker.
Ted Nugent voted for George Bush
Golden Slumbers too!
Itchy Brother
Yes, Sir Paul was as smarmy as you could imagine, but in his serious studio session Beatles days, his voice was angelic.
Songs with great "screaming" McCartney vocals...
I'm Down
Long Tall Sally
Helter Skelter
Barry--you are the captain, aren't you?
music video above
Songs with great "screaming" McCartney vocals...
You forgot "Hey Jude."
I'm gonna be not happy.
Just warning.
Barry from AK in Honolulu | Homepage | 12.23.06 - 12:42 am | #
Any chance you can slip some nitrous in the guy's oxygen?
"Sometimes things change after the original release.
JeffCO, Snow Blind "
Yeah, but it would be nice to know I am not insane.
I have another one like this, but it is a case of a completely different actor playing a role that no one remembers doing it.
And I have given up on that one.
Mccartney's wife Heather says Paul regularly beat the shit out of her.
Barry--you are the captain, aren't you?
He's my captain, yeah.
Oops- was saving that for the Grand Funk thread.
I am tired...
of peopel even too stupid to ask me if i need fries checking my security.
We hates em all.
Mccartney's wife Heather says Paul regularly beat the shit out of her.
dave
Your dick reports that you regularly beat the shit out of it.
We Capts go less authroity than you may imagine.
Oops- was saving that for the Grand Funk thread.
Hey, weren't they an American Band.
E Pluribus Funk, baby!
I quit now, sad to see the end of a profession by stupid fucks.
Was nice for a while.
Donald Trump says Rosie's a loser and has always been a loser. Trump says Rosie is unattractive from every conceivable standpoint. Trump says it will be easy to take money out of her big fat ass. Trump says when people lie he goes after them. Trump says if people told the truth in this country we wouldn't be in Iraq. Trump says he's on the cover of the Forbes 400. Trump says Rosie lied when she said Trump went bankrupt 2 or 3 times. Trump says he went to Wharton and Rosie is neither smart or talented.
Barry--did I mention to you that yesterday in Providence, the TSA gestapo managed to give an elderly woman a stroke?
Trump says Rosie's magazine failed, her television show failed, she's uglier in person than she is on Tv, she will destroy the View, and nobody likes her.
Am I in my cabin dreaming, or is jack really scheming to take my thread away from me?
Hey Incog- you promised to behave when I was around since I stuck up for you so many times. What's up with that?
Donald Trump says Rosie's a loser and has always been a loser.
Early this morning you were calling yourself widdle and you were peddling the exact same crap, word for word.
Barry--the only positive thing I can say about flying home the other day was that Dunkin' Donuts at TF Green has a Crew Only line.
Trump says he's been around the smartest and most talented people in the world his whole life. Trump says Rosie is neither smart or talented and didn't deserve her emmy awards.Trump says Rosie has at best an average IQ.
"Early this morning you were calling yourself widdle and you were peddling the exact same crap, word for word.
zut "
Ignore them. They are the ones who will be banging on the door to the nuke shelter to get in and we will simply explain "Sorry, No Trolling!". Wouldn't want those genes getting back into the bloodlines right?
Yep, here you are, carlo:
Trump says Rosie's a loser and has always been a loser. Trump says Rosie is unattractive from every conceivable standpoint. Trump says it will be easy to take money out of her big fat ass. Trump say when people lie he goes after them. Trump says if people told the truth in this country we wouldn't be in Iraq. Trump says he's on the cover of the Forbes 400. Trump says Rosie lied when she said Trump went bankrupt 20 or 3 times. Trump says he went to Wharton and Rosie is neither smart or talented. Trump says Rosie has at best an average IQ.
widdle | 12.22.06 - 3:22 am | #
Barry from AK in Honolulu
Hang on Love
tomorrow
Barry--a TSA mope tried to slip into the Airline Crew only Dunkin's line. The server chased the fuckhead out. "You're not airline crew! Get in line with the passengers!"
Trump says Rosie's a slob that talks like a truck driver. He says her magazine was a disaster for which she was sued.
Hey, weren't they an American Band.
Stop Lookin' Back.
Ignore them. They are the ones who will be banging on the door to the nuke shelter to get in and we will simply explain "Sorry, No Trolling!"
Yes, you're right of course.
Trump says only the smartest people go to Wharton.
Colin Powell says no amount of american force structure could 'secure Baghdad.'
Trump says it's a lie that he ever went bankrupt. Trump says nobody's going to tell lies about his prowess as a businessman.
Donald Trump called into Larry King from his private jet while flying to Malagro.
Trump says that a lot of the people who troll mindlessly are cocksuckers.
Trump says that a lot of the people who troll mindlessly are cocksuckers.
How dare he insult the cocksuckers of the world!
What are two things you don't want to plug in the bathtub?
A toaster and Rosie O'Donnel.
"Sometimes things change after the original release.
JeffCO, Snow Blind "
"Close the blast door! Close the blast door!"
"Open the blast door! Open the blast door!"
I saw the thing 20 times in the theatre.
Except in the video my wife bought me (20 years later), there's no "Open the blast door! Open the blast door!"
I think I'm going crazy.
Damn Gearge Lucas!
Traditional Holiday Food: Burgoo Or Lutefish?
Trump says he's been around the smartest and most talented people in the world his whole life.
You'd think some of that would have rubbed off on him at some point. Most smart and talented people are able to make a living doing something besides building casinos and publicly humiliating people who are auditioning to be their toadies. Most of them manage to find something productive to do with their time, instead of buying beauty competitions to provide themselves with a permanent stable of gullible coeds.
Trump is P.T. Barnum without the talent, charisma, or conscience. If he thought he could turn a buck by having Mike Tyson gnaw the head off a three-eyed chicken, he'd be on it faster than Rosie O'Donnell on the last buffalo wing in The View's green room. But at least Rosie, unlike Sir Donald, has actually done things for people other than herself.
And hey, speaking of blogrolls, how about helping a brutha out, por favor? I'll even make a 10% click-revenue donation to The Human Fund. (Which is nothing to nobody, obviously, but hey, it kinda sounds good.)
Our traditional Christmas dinner is lasagna, and a huge bottle of cab. People always do a double-take when I tell them this, but we've done it for so many years, the Christmas lasagna is almost like a Thanksgiving turkey for us. You got your four food groups (pasta, meat, sauce, and wine), what could be better?
Oh, and Happy Festivus!
Everyone have a nice and peaceful New Calendar Unit!
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