I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Perhaps??
Perchance?
Have a Holly Jolly Christmas.
Zap, I knew you beat me.
Just in time for me to go actually do some stuff.
Macaca
NoTedThread™
.
You say that now, mer... 
For the stragglers, kitty update.
.
Walking in a Winter Wonderland.
The combo of the time, and the new thread, that makes an omen tht i ought to go do some real life things.
Blessed Yule to all you, in your sleighs drawn by 8 tiny moonbats.
Later!
-
Scooter awaits. Must jet away, temporarily. I'll return, likely with good beer.
bbl
♥
I just finished shoppin'. I stood in line longer than it took me to actually shop.
12th!!!
er 14th!!!
Jeffraham, LarryElvis reminds me a lot of Pussycat II--she lived to be almost 22 years old. She was the same color as LE at his age, but gradually turned darker over the years. One of the best cats who has ever lived with me.
Atrios must have turned on the thread bot before he left.
He's so thought-y.
Ugh, my daughter is arriving around eight. I guess it must be time to get dressed.
Would it be terrible to greet her in my jammies?
Damn, lost in the basement again...
Really though, Drum's post has irritated the hell out of me.
What retarded thinking. "Oh, just give them what they want so that they can't bitch." What the fuck is wrong with him. People are dying over there.
fourlegsgood
Totally agree 4LG, but I think his thinking is more along the lines of "let them blow more air into the balloon until it bursts, then everyone will know they were wrong." Unfortunately, as Atrios points out, that is not how it works. What we will find is that they were really blowing air on the fire, just making it hotter and more difficult to extinguish.
He's so thought-y.
Don't you mean "thought-ly"? 
I just finished shoppin'. I stood in line longer than it took me to actually shop.
Zap Rowsdower-er-er-er
Well you're finished now! You can cruise the rest of the way.
king tut and that republican congressman often greet people in their jammies.
Jesus Christ is our Lord.
Nicole Richie,
eat some bacon.
All my kids are grown. They are each getting a check for Christmas. My 84-year-old mom is getting a basket of food goodies, you know, good cheeses, sardines, homemade buttermilk biscuits, some jars of jelly, tea--that sort of thing. That's all I had to do for Christmas and I'm glad.
Jesus Christ is our Lord.
john
What you mean "our", slug-boi?
You Can Kiss Arctic Ice-dwelling Wildlife Good-bye: Arctic summer ice could melt nearly completely by mid-century, study says
the misanthrope in me says humanity doesn't deserve to live on after destroying that much complex vitality...
./
Jesus Christ is our Lord.
If by Lord you mean 3nd most popular myth.
Raise the board for Cheesus!!
Speaking of Trump ... how does Teh Donald find the time for litigation in Palm Beach? I mean, seriously.
santa claus is the bestest myth.
I had so much fun the last day I shopped - Thursday.
I used to shop in an antique mall that was on lower Greenville. Then it burnt down. Lucky me, someone just opened a great big antique shop in my neighborhood that has the same variety of junk that the antique mall used to have. That's where I finished my shopping.
That's the way I love to shop for Christmas. I dearly despise buying the usual mall shit - clothes especially.
I had too much fun buying neat old shit Mr. Tena doesn't want. At least it's neat shit. It's better than buying him new, crappy shit he doesn't want.
Blah3 found this. I watched the late late show last night, saw this. The closeups were the Scariest thing.
http://www.blah3.com/
article.php...061223133220832
Jesus Christ is our Lord.
john | 12.23.06 - 4:01 pm
not mine, fucknozzle! i kneel to none, i bow to no one...
./
i saw something on buzzflash about northern bears not hibernating this winter. i guess it's too warm.
Ugh, my daughter is arriving around eight. I guess it must be time to get dressed.
Would it be terrible to greet her in my jammies?
Man sets self aflame in Calif. protest
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061..._us/
man_on_fire
BAKERSFIELD, Calif. - A man used flammable liquid to light himself on fire, apparently to protest a San Joaquin Valley school district's decision to change the names of winter and spring breaks to Christmas and Easter vacation.
The man, who was not immediately identified, on Friday also set fire to a Christmas tree, an American flag and a revolutionary flag replica, said Fire Captain Garth Milam.
Seeing the flames, Sheriff's Deputy Lance Ferguson grabbed a fire extinguisher and ran to the man.
Flames were devouring a Christmas tree next to the Liberty Bell, where public events and demonstrations are common.
Beside the tree the man stood with an American flag draped around his shoulders and a red gas can over his head.
Seeing the deputy, the man poured the liquid over his head. He quickly burst into flames when the fumes from the gas met the flames from the tree.
The deputy ordered the man to drop to the ground as he and a parole agent sprayed him with fire extinguishers.
"The man stood there like this," the deputy said with his arms across his chest and his head bent down, "Saying no, no, no."
The man suffered first degree burns on his shoulders and arms, Milam said.
Kern County Sheriff's Deputy John Leyendecker said the man had a sign that read: "(expletive) the religious establishment and KHSD."
On Thursday, the Kern High School Board of Trustees voted to use the names Christmas and Easter instead of winter and spring breaks.
Doctor frees wounded GI in time for Christmas
Michael Kiefer, AZ Republic Dec. 23, 2006
He was braced when the bomb lifted his Humvee off the desert floor.
Army Spc. Alroy Billiman was on the first day of a four-day patrol in Iraq when the vehicle he was driving hit an improvised explosive device.
"When the explosion hits, the smoke, the pressure," he said, "you can feel it inside you, man!"
The blast took off his right arm above the elbow, and as he waited for the medevac helicopter to take him out of the field, he wondered if he was going to die. That was Nov. 9. On Thursday he was back home in Arizona, thanks to a good Samaritan pilot. And though he was still fighting infection from his wounds, he was pumped with adrenaline on Friday, driving across the Navajo Reservation with his wife to visit family in Farmington, N.M., and anticipating Christmas with his family in Window Rock. He had no time to rest. "I'm good to go," he said. "I'm a native, man! I'm a Navajo! I'm a warrior!" His wife, Katara, was relieved. "I'm glad to have him back. I love him a lot," Katara said. Billiman, 27, grew up on a ranch outside of Window Rock and served in the Army in Germany from 2000 to 2003. When he mustered out, he moved to Farmington, where his wife's family lives. There he worked in construction and on oil rigs until he was called back into the Army 2 1/2 years later.
He had been in Iraq for nine months, making regular patrols, sometimes as gunner and sometimes as driver, when he was injured. The truck had just been reinforced with armor a month earlier. "That armor is what protected me," Billiman said. "Every time I prayed, I prayed for that armor to protect me." But there was very little armor beneath the parking brake and gear shift. And as the truck went into a dip, it hit the pressure plate that set off four artillery rounds.
Billiman got himself out of the truck and made sure his gunner, who was also injured, was taken care of, then directed his comrades to put a tourniquet on his arm and insert an IV in his other arm, telling them, "I don't want to bleed out and die in Iraq." And as the rescue helicopter landed, he said his goodbyes.
"My war was over and I was going home," he said. "I told them to be safe and that they were great Americans." By the time he reached San Diego he had undergone eight surgeries.... Then the doctor changed his mind and called Billiman at noon Wednesday and told him to be ready to be picked up by a van and driven to an airport. There, a volunteer pilot was waiting with a small plane....then flew them to Window Rock the next morning, where they were met by about 50 family members and then introduced to the Navajo Nation Council at was meeting in a special session.
Billiman needs to return to San Diego early next month to be fitted with prosthesis. Until then he said, "I'm just going to enjoy Christmas. Then I'm going to go up to my ranch and ride my horse."
Ugh, my daughter is arriving around eight. I guess it must be time to get dressed.
Would it be terrible to greet her in my jammies?
No, but how are you going to get her to put them on first?
not mine, fucknozzle! i kneel to none, i bow to no one...
./
WoodyG'sGuitar, rogue scholar
forget about dog?
Jesus Christ is our Lord.
john | 12.23.06 - 4:01 pm | #
I told you to stop using my name!
now, if you're such a big fan of mine, go celebrate the end of hannukah like a good jewish boychik by making a nice charitable donation. Nu, such a confused little nudnick...
Man sets self aflame in Calif. protest
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061..._us/
man_on_fire
BAKERSFIELD, Calif. - A man used flammable liquid to light himself on fire, apparently to protest a San Joaquin Valley school district's decision to change the names of winter and spring breaks to Christmas and Easter vacation.
The man, who was not immediately identified, on Friday also set fire to a Christmas tree, an American flag and a revolutionary flag replica, said Fire Captain Garth Milam.
Seeing the flames, Sheriff's Deputy Lance Ferguson grabbed a fire extinguisher and ran to the man.
Flames were devouring a Christmas tree next to the Liberty Bell, where public events and demonstrations are common.
Beside the tree the man stood with an American flag draped around his shoulders and a red gas can over his head.
Seeing the deputy, the man poured the liquid over his head. He quickly burst into flames when the fumes from the gas met the flames from the tree.
The deputy ordered the man to drop to the ground as he and a parole agent sprayed him with fire extinguishers.
"The man stood there like this," the deputy said with his arms across his chest and his head bent down, "Saying no, no, no."
The man suffered first degree burns on his shoulders and arms, Milam said. Kern County Sheriff's Deputy John Leyendecker said the man had a sign that read: "(expletive) the religious establishment and KHSD." On Thursday, the Kern High School Board of Trustees voted to use the names Christmas and Easter instead of winter and spring breaks.
Jesus Christ is our Lord.
The only title the man answered to was "rabbi" (teacher). He never wanted to be worshipped.
He is my teacher.
___
NFL game supposed to be on tonight. Is it on Fox? No. Is it on CBS? No. Is it on Espn? No. Is it on NBC? No.
FUCK YOU.
My feet hurt.
Wow. Looks like folks are giving away their tags for X-Mas this year...
This "john" will never answer since he is clearly a robo-troll like Real American Pastriot
The economy would fail if it depended on me for shopping, though I do like to spend money on food and beverages.
Merry Christmas to all and to all a goodnite.
Peaceout!
My feet hurt.
watertiger
You should try news shoes.
check out:
LAW & ORDER: CHRISTMAS INTENT.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A...h?
v=AQPPyVx21Bc
Saturday christmas plush is now available, for those of you who can't do without their day fix:
http://plush-life.blogspot.com/2...-
christmas.html
My feet hurt.
watertiger
Are you running a fever? mine often hurt when I do.
I would like to go take a shower but lion kitty maxx is sitting on me, holding me hostage.
The only title the man answered to was "rabbi" (teacher). He never wanted to be worshipped.
He is my teacher.
The worship part was Paul's idea.
I like your view of the thing and I believe you're right. Buddha Shakyamuni vehemently resisted being reified, and damned if the Buddhists didn't do that to him the minute he was dead.
He was a teacher, too. Not a god.
So did everyone run off to gaze adoringly at Plushypics?
NFL game supposed to be on tonight. Is it on Fox? No. Is it on CBS? No. Is it on Espn? No. Is it on NBC? No.
FUCK YOU.
henry
Welcome to the NFL Network. Hated it when I lived somewhere it wasn't available. Now I dig it, especially in HD. It's all a matter of perspective, I guess.
well the game involves oakland, so it's gonna suck anyway.
John the Baptist told Jesus he was the Messiah and Jesus believed him.
It's better than buying him new, crappy shit he doesn't want.
Tena
We stopped with the presents years ago. We're so selfish, if there is something we want, we just go out and buy it. Someone at work gave me a throw. Now really, I've made 75 quilts, what the fuck do I want with a throw.
I CLAIM THIS THREAD IN THE NAME OF MARS, BITCHES!
Here is my lord and savior.
http://plush-life.blogspot.com/2...-
appendage.html
Now really, I've made 75 quilts, what the fuck do I want with a throw.
They make nice warm places for kitties to sleep.
Are you running a fever? mine often hurt when I do.
No, just running the gauntlet at local stores.
John the Baptist told Jesus he was the Messiah and Jesus believed him.
john
Prove it.
"John the Baptist told Jesus he was the Messiah and Jesus believed him."
Somehow this line of reasoning explains why urban legends are so hard to kill.
Hey wanna believe in jeebus? Be my guest. However, when you want to use amazing feats of illogic to "prove" the "fact" that jeebus is bog, well, I'll take a pass.
I will really get irritated if, after you shove your religion in my face, you get pissed and call me anti christian. Ain't - just anti fundie.
We stopped with the presents years ago. We're so selfish, if there is something we want, we just go out and buy it. Someone at work gave me a throw. Now really, I've made 75 quilts, what the fuck do I want with a throw.
ql in ny
We're kind of like kids and we don't have a large bunch of people we have to give things to, so we have some fun shopping for each other. I suspect that we will opt out of giving each other much at all after he retires. I wouldn't be the slightest bit averse to traveling at Christmas instead of doing the usual.
No, just running the gauntlet at local stores.
Oh, so sorry. Your boyfriend won't let me get up.
John the Baptist told Jesus he was the Messiah and Jesus believed him.
john - 4:14 pm
so, jesus was a fatuous, suggestible naif?
who fucking gnu?
I've made 75 quilts, what the fuck do I want with a throw.
Something for animals to make messes on?
"So did everyone run off to gaze adoringly at Plushypics?"
--fourlegsgood,
Yes.
Simple answers, etc.
Duck Dodgers in the 24 th 1/2 Century (1953)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9...h?
v=9b16QQdzjhA
Are you running a fever? mine often hurt when I do.
No, just running the gauntlet at local stores.
watertiger
I wear Merrells and sandals and hiking boots all summer.
Then I come back here. My feet hurt from November until I leave for Colorado again. Real shoes just kill me anymore, but I love them so very much.
it was gnus to me
Duck Dodgers in the 24 th 1/2 Century (1953)
I knew somebody would get my literary allusion.
Something for animals to make messes on?
You owe me a coke.
Someone at work gave me a throw. Now really, I've made 75 quilts, what the fuck do I want with a throw.
ql in ny
Well, I have written way too many books and yet . . . .
Hey, DWD, I found the article about The Battle of the Overpass very interesting. Thanks!
You owe me a coke.
Teach me not to read upthread. But I have no Coke...Pepsi.
watertiger - I wish I had a picture of the Narcisso Rodriguez shoes I bought on deep deep discount.
They are teh hot!
christmas plush is now available
Nice to see that someone has Christmas cat pictures.
I don't think that Zapette owns a lot of "fun" stuff, so I just bought her season one of Curb and a couple of CD's.
She's turning 30 in March, so I'll deploy the big guns then...
Sam's hanging with me.
NTodd,
Love the picture.
I'm a fan of black and white.
Teach me not to read upthread. But I have no Coke...Pepsi.
Well, get off your lazy quaker ass and go buy me one.
I prefer mexican coke, btw.
"Nice to see that someone has Christmas cat pictures.
Finny"
Um, I am holding off until Christmas day. Don't want to run out of pixels early.
I wear Merrells and sandals and hiking boots all summer.
I was wearing "sensible" shoes, but it's dodging the crowds with your arms laden with bags that gets me.
Well, get off your lazy quaker ass and go buy me one.
Here, have a cigar.
Maxx thinks if he sits on me long enough I'll forget to give him his antibiotics.
Maxx thinks if he sits on me long enough I'll forget to give him his antibiotics.
fourlegsgood
you are getting sleeeeeeeepy....
Here, have a cigar.
Don't smoke. And Monica is still in London.
Cheese burger, Cheese burger, chip, chip.
I got NTodd's Pa carbon offsets so he can keep his Maxima for another year guilt-free.
Christmas and my birthday came early this year!
My cousin stopped by and dropped off my combo Christmas/Birthday gift.
A Kodak digital camera and printer combo!
Along with a SanDisk 1GB memory card for the camera.
Needless to say, I was speechless!
Happy Happy Joy Joy!
go iggles
i>I was wearing "sensible" shoes, but it's dodging the crowds with your arms laden with bags that gets me.
watertiger
I can't imagine that there is anywhere you can go in NYC to shop for the holidays that isn't really crowded.
Don't smoke.
I don't smoke either. 'cept for an occasional cigar when I want to do something bad to make me feel better.
Cheese burger, Cheese burger, chip, chip.
My dad brought me a t-shirt from that restaurant when he was in Chicago on a biz trip long ago.
watertiger - I wish I had a picture of the Narcisso Rodriguez shoes I bought on deep deep discount.
Oooh. I grabbed a pair of Prada "hiking" boots for an absolute steal. I love them.
It was like there was nothing but high heels this season.
The Roanoke Times, on Rep. Virgil Goode's "macaca" moment: "He shouldn't apologize for his beliefs because that would just pile the sin of hypocrisy onto the heap of bigotry."
A Kodak digital camera and printer combo!
Along with a SanDisk 1GB memory card for the camera.
Happy happy joy joy indeed! Yay you! And yay your cousin!
I stood in line at the P.O. today to get the package my son sent me. He had a piece of jewelry made for me by my friend who owns a gallery in Colorado. I'm dying to open it, but I'm going to be good and wait.
Well. I should displace the cat and do something useful before dinner.
Later, chiropterae.
BTW, was in a great little store around the corner called "Roger and Dave" - lots of snarky toys and stuff - they had a box set of Xmas cards that had that famous picture of the Bush family (with George in the middle wearing his Preznitial seal cowboy boots) and the caption reads:
Piss on Earth, from the Bush Family
Oooh. I grabbed a pair of Prada "hiking" boots for an absolute steal. I love them.
It was like there was nothing but high heels this season.
That's the truth. I'd love to see your Prada's.
I'm on the lookout for a pair of Christian Louboutin shoes on deep deep discount now. There isn't one of his shoes I've seen I didn't crave madly.
Later, chiropterae.
JR, kerosene and a match | 12.23.06 - 4:31 pm | #
wouldn't that be chiropterae lunensis?
Jesus Christ is our Lord.
john
Now is not the time to lose your head over a dirty fucking hippy.
I like "Jesus is our Lard" better. Well, that's the way they say it in East TN anyway.
Piss on Earth, from the Bush Family
watertiger
Nice.
Well, here in the state of TX the nanny laws insist that the liquor stores be closed Xmas eve and Xmas day..So I am off to the "package" store to purchase some holiday cheer. Time to make the egg nog.
i think the bars are still open christmas.
That's the truth. I'd love to see your Prada's.
Black, lug soles, leather, neoprene vamp with a zipper up the middle.
Very funky.
I'm tempted to saunter on down to Mr. Keillor's fine establishment and buy a book about the architectural history of St. Paul, but I might be getting it on Monday.
WHY IS LIFE SO HARD???
Black, lug soles, leather, neoprene vamp with a zipper up the middle.
Very funky.
watertiger
I think I've seen those - very very cool.
i think the bars are still open christmas.
the story | 12.23.06 - 4:39 pm | #
depends on the county and precinct. Where I live, we are a dry precinct...so the restaurants have the dodge of offering you a 1$ lifetime membership in the "club" so you can purchase alcohol here. Some of the places are byob.
Black, lug soles, leather, neoprene vamp with a zipper up the middle.
Very funky.
watertiger
Those are DIVINE.
I'm tempted to saunter on down to Mr. Keillor's fine establishment and buy a book about the architectural history of St. Paul, but I might be getting it on Monday.
Wait 'til Tuesday.
Our family rule was nobody bought themselves ANYTHING during the holiday season because you just might get it as a prezzie. Dumb rule since NTodd's Pa's Wife usually did her Xmas shopping right AFTER Xmas.
depends on the county and precinct. Where I live, we are a dry precinct...so the restaurants have the dodge of offering you a 1$ lifetime membership in the "club" so you can purchase alcohol here. Some of the places are byob.
Hellkitty
Yeah, it's local option here in Texas. Things are much better than they used to be, I'll tell you that. When I was growing up, there were fierce blue laws. You couldn't buy a beer on Sunday.
Wow. What a wonderful christmas song.
So thoughtful, so Christmas.
Justin Timberlake at his Christmas best.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1...h?
v=1dmVU08zVpA
Our family rule was nobody bought themselves ANYTHING during the holiday season
Mr. Tena used to have a habit of shopping for himself while shopping for me, and there were years when I wanted to go upside his head when he came home with something I'd already gotten him.
That's a good rule, except I have a bad habit of taking advantage of the sales at Christmas myself.
It's best I just stay out of Neimans. They get me with their purse clearance at Christmas every damn year.
Jeebus. 84 degrees right now.
Forecast high of 85 for Christmas Day.
I always used to tell the story of how I went swimming on Christmas Day when I was in high school, living in the Fort Lauderdale area. Also how my wedding day in Melbourne, FL, Jan. 3 - 81 degrees.
Looks like I'll need new superlatives for this year.
GOP turns anger on campaign committee
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/
20061...second_guessing
WASHINGTON - Narrowly defeated in his bid for a fourth term, Montana Sen. Conrad Burns (news, bio, voting record) turned his anger on the National Republican Senatorial Committee and commercials it had run months before the election.
"The ads hurt me more than they helped. I wouldn't have spent the money," he said, his comments characteristic of the season of second-guessing now unfolding among Republicans.
President Bush's low approval ratings, the unpopular war on Iraq, voter concern about corruption and Democratic fundraising all figured in the GOP loss of Senate control in last month's elections. But among Republicans, long-hidden tensions are spilling into view, with numerous critics venting their anger at the GOP Senate campaign committee headed by North Carolina Sen. Elizabeth Dole...
Final fundraising figures show Dole's committee raised $30 million less than the Democratic counterpart headed by Sen. Charles Schumer (news, bio, voting record) of New York. Given the disparity, several Republican strategists questioned the decision to spend more than $4 million last fall in New Jersey and $800,000 in Michigan in an unsuccessful attempt to find a weak spot in the Democratic lineup. Democrats won both races by relatively comfortable margins.
At the same time, more than a dozen party officials and strategists criticized the steps the committee took — or did not take — in Montana and Virginia in the campaign's final weeks.
Burns and Sen. George Allen (news, bio, voting record) lost exceedingly close races — the margin of defeat a fraction of a percentage point. A victory in either one would have left the Senate tied at 50-50, giving Republicans control on Vice President Cheney's ability to break tie votes.
Two more weeks of ads in Montana might have made a difference, said one of many Republicans who expressed anger that Dole's committee aired no television advertisements in Burns' behalf for between Labor Day and Halloween.
In Virginia, Allen and the Senate campaign committee combined were outspent on television advertising in each of the last five weeks by challenger Jim Webb and the Democratic campaign committee, according to internal GOP figures. The gap exceeded $700,000 in the final seven days.
Numerous Republicans also have displayed anger at Bush for the party's election losses, in particular his decision to wait until after the election to replace Donald H. Rumsfeld as defense secretary.
"If Rumsfeld had been out, you bet it would have made a difference," said Sen. Arlen Specter (news, bio, voting record), R-Pa., who was not on the ballot but lost some of his power nonetheless. "I'd still be chairman of the Judiciary Committee."
Anybody seen Olaf?
if ya do, tell 'im to check his messages, for me, please?
o, and i gotta call t'day to come back on the movie, on Jan 2...more free money ($9.50/hr, minimum 8, possibly as many as 14 hrs...w/time-and-a-half over 8 hrs)... gotta love it...'
./
GOP turns anger on campaign committee
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/
20061...second_guessing
WASHINGTON - Narrowly defeated in his bid for a fourth term, Montana Sen. Conrad Burns (news, bio, voting record) turned his anger on the National Republican Senatorial Committee and commercials it had run months before the election.
"The ads hurt me more than they helped. I wouldn't have spent the money," he said, his comments characteristic of the season of second-guessing now unfolding among Republicans.
President Bush's low approval ratings, the unpopular war on Iraq, voter concern about corruption and Democratic fundraising all figured in the GOP loss of Senate control in last month's elections. But among Republicans, long-hidden tensions are spilling into view, with numerous critics venting their anger at the GOP Senate campaign committee headed by North Carolina Sen. Elizabeth Dole...
Final fundraising figures show Dole's committee raised $30 million less than the Democratic counterpart headed by Sen. Charles Schumer (news, bio, voting record) of New York. Given the disparity, several Republican strategists questioned the decision to spend more than $4 million last fall in New Jersey and $800,000 in Michigan in an unsuccessful attempt to find a weak spot in the Democratic lineup. Democrats won both races by relatively comfortable margins.
At the same time, more than a dozen party officials and strategists criticized the steps the committee took — or did not take — in Montana and Virginia in the campaign's final weeks.
Burns and Sen. George Allen (news, bio, voting record) lost exceedingly close races — the margin of defeat a fraction of a percentage point. A victory in either one would have left the Senate tied at 50-50, giving Republicans control on Vice President Cheney's ability to break tie votes.
Two more weeks of ads in Montana might have made a difference, said one of many Republicans who expressed anger that Dole's committee aired no television advertisements in Burns' behalf for between Labor Day and Halloween.
In Virginia, Allen and the Senate campaign committee combined were outspent on television advertising in each of the last five weeks by challenger Jim Webb and the Democratic campaign committee, according to internal GOP figures. The gap exceeded $700,000 in the final seven days.
Numerous Republicans also have displayed anger at Bush for the party's election losses, in particular his decision to wait until after the election to replace Donald H. Rumsfeld as defense secretary.
Read the comic, drougies.
http://www.drunkduck.com/Taking_Stock
hell, read it twice
Frank Zappa meet The Coneheads
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4...h?
v=4CA4POuuq5M
Thanks, Richard - you just gave me my Daily Schadenfreude for today!
Those are DIVINE.
I have your blessing?
Jeebus. 84 degrees right now.
Forecast high of 85 for Christmas Day.
44 degrees here, and rainy. This should be a snowstorm, damn it.
?if ya do, tell 'im to check his messages, for me, please?
o, and i gotta call t'day to come back on the movie, on Jan 2...more free money ($9.50/hr, minimum 8, possibly as many as 14 hrs...w/time-and-a-half over 8 hrs)... gotta love it...'
Woo Hoo!!!! You go, Woody! That's awesome.
I'll tell Olaf if I see him. I haven't seen him much lately, myself.
that was very christmassy, pigboy
Olaf was on last night in his new persona, "Olaf, the other reindeer."
Alas, only slush for x-mas this year. The (little) snow that we got last week is almost gone...
Jeebus. 84 degrees right now.
Forecast high of 85 for Christmas Day
I've seen more than a couple of those, myself. I hate them.
It is going to be cold here Christmas - thank Saturn and bless the Saturnalia for that!
Once there were cybertwins. Both were writers and both had a passion for humor and the truth. They even did a website together (a blog, before there was such a thing) The Doom Brothers - News with a Difference.
Then George Bush was elected and my cybertwin was elated and I was devastated. We spoke for a while but agreed to stop as we were both dead wrong about everything. After ten years of daily communication, there was nothing more to say.
Today, I heard from my cybertwin, "My outlook improved when a
doctor at the San Antonio VA made a lens replacement in my cloudy
liberal eye, which now has vision almost as good as my conservative
eye."
To which I replied, "I had cataract surgery on my conseravative eye. Now it is seeing reality once again."
Oh well, sad but somehow odd.
But among Republicans, long-hidden tensions are spilling into view, with numerous critics venting their anger at the GOP Senate campaign committee headed by North Carolina Sen. Elizabeth Dole...
Now all you sourpusses, you have to admit that there has hardly been a day go by since November 7 without at least one pretty damn good schadenfreude-invoking story.
i sing of Olaf glad and big
whose warmest heart recoiled at war:
a conscientious object-or
his wellbelovéd colonel (trig
westpointer most succinctly bred)
took erring Olaf soon in hand;
but-though an host of overjoyed
noncoms (first knocking on the head
him) do through icy waters roll
that helplessness which others stroke
with brushes recently employed
anent this muddy toiletbowl,
while kindred intellects evoke
allegiance per blunt instruments-
Olaf (being to all intents
a corpse and wanting any rag
upon what God unto him gave)
responds, without getting annoyed
"I will not kiss your fucking flag"
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/i...glad-and-big-3/
i sing of Olaf glad and big
whose warmest heart recoiled at war:
a conscientious object-or
his wellbelovéd colonel (trig
westpointer most succinctly bred)
took erring Olaf soon in hand;
but-though an host of overjoyed
noncoms (first knocking on the head
him) do through icy waters roll
that helplessness which others stroke
with brushes recently employed
anent this muddy toiletbowl,
while kindred intellects evoke
allegiance per blunt instruments-
Olaf (being to all intents
a corpse and wanting any rag
upon what God unto him gave)
responds, without getting annoyed
"I will not kiss your fucking flag"
Okay, I compromised. I put on clean jammies consisting of jogging pants and tee that she threw away ten years ago. It will give her a chance to roll her eyes and say "oh, mom.
Always looking our for my kids welfare.
finished shopping--bought nothing but gift certificates--it's the lack of thought that counts, plus I hate shopping.
44 degrees here, and rainy. This should be a snowstorm, damn it.
Freakin' 60 here. I'm walking around in a short-sleeved shirt, fer crissakes.
And now, once more into the breach.
back in a bit.
Always looking our for my kids welfare.
ql in ny
that's what mothers are for!
"Dobson rips Happy Feet 'gay subtext'". Gay penguins? I'm also starting to wonder about Bugs Bunny (never married) and certainly Porky (no pants!).
afternoon bats
70 degrees here...overall shitty, but the rain has stopped for the most part
It's sure slow here this afternoon.
It's sure slow here this afternoon.
Tena
I've been wrapping war on christmas presents all day...and making a pizza
48 degrees and raining here in Central texas. Not exactly Xmassy but at least it's not hot, like last week.
Hi everybody!
Guess what I got for Christmas?
A Cease and Desist Letter from KSFO/ABC Radio Disney! I talked to a lawyer from the EFF and he said that my material was clearly for nonprofit educational purposes, and thus under the protection of the Fair Use Doctrine set forth in Section 107 of the Copyright Act, 17 U.S.C.§107. But since my ISP is wimpy they believed the KSFO/ABC lawyer without any review of the purpose or use of the info. I'm in the process of finding a new ISP that won't roll over as easily.
The audio clips in question?
* "putting the bull's-eye" on Nancy Pelosi (Media Matters http://mediamatters.org/items/20...ms/
200611210011 and link http://mediamatters.org/items/20.../
200612060004to Morgan's non-apology)
* Barak Obama as a "halfrican" (Media Matter's link http://mediamatters.org/items/20...s/200612070006)
* cutting off a liberal's testicles
* blowing up the New York Times buildings
* or shooting a black man between the eyes and torturing him with electrodes attached to his testicles.
Sorry I can't provide links to any of the other audio, but since I don't have the backing of a mega corporation or on regulated radio supported by Disney, I can't share their violent rhetoric with your (or advertisers)
Too bad eh?
This really pisses me off. Morgan can use the terms of an assassin when talking about the Speaker-elect on commercially supported broadcast radio, but if I try and tell the advertisers what they are supporting, I'm slapped with a copyright violation letter. Wow! And people wonder how hate radio stay in business. They have massive corporate support and have no problem shutting down a 5th tier blogger with 11 readers who doesn't even have a link on Atrios.
I'm also starting to wonder about Bugs Bunny (never married)
Also had a penchant for dressing up like girl bunnies.
BREAKING: GOMEZ STARTS SUCKY BLOG.
I know there are few here: but has anyone ever used open office for Mac?
Afternoon, rational people.
I finally got to my quota of naps for today, and I actually am beginning to feel human.
Also had a penchant for dressing up like girl bunnies.
he could have been an executive transexual bunny
Afternoon, everybody.
Have I said Fuck Bush recently?
I can't believe that everyone doesn't know that bugs bunny is gay.
spocko - the fact that you got the letter means you have worried them sufficiently that they feel the need to shut you up. You are probably legally right in all of it - they are betting you don't have the time or money to put up a fight, IMO. And that's not necessarily a legal opinion - I don't practice anymore and haven't looked at this area of law ever.
[I have to publish my own disclaimers, just to be on the ethical up and up. ]
Now all you sourpusses, you have to admit that there has hardly been a day go by since November 7 without at least one pretty damn good schadenfreude-invoking story.
Tena
Hence the exclusive Blast Off series, the Daily Schadenfreude. I've rarely had trouble finding a suitable honoree each day.
The latest edition, honoring WATB Republican loosers, is up now, with appropriate citation to Richard.
Have I said Fuck Bush recently?
steve simels
hey, sexy! You haven't said that in awhile and come to think of it, I don't anyone has.
*tries to remember the last time he was called "sexy"*
Hey spocko - think the ACLU might want to take a crack at these jokers?
Just a thought...
---
Dr. B S-C,
Thank you for that story. I won't/can't comment, but must say that it reminds me of a comment made about you not too long ago:
GWPDA
you're always doing things, effective things, practical things, things that matter
earl 'cliche' guevera | Homepage | 10.06.06 - 9:35 pm | #
Sincerely,
I can't believe that everyone doesn't know that bugs bunny is gay.
::matthew
He always has his mouth around a phallic object.
I've been talking to a lawyer at EFF about all this. And my use if fine.
It is fact that they lost some advertisers after I alerted them to what the hosts are saying on the radio that has them pissed.
What will be interesting to see if they also ask Media Matters to cease and desist since they the quotes in question were provided to Media Matters as well.
Here is the link to the PDF of the C&L. Read it now while I still have a live host.
http://s88172659.onlinehome.us/
1...POCKOSBRAIN.pdf
He always has his mouth around a phallic object.
Gomez
Original line:
"Ehhhhhh ... [munch, munch] ... What's up? Cock?"
O Liddle Town of Bethlehem...ha ha..most Amerikans don't even realize it is in PA territory and being strangled by Israel.
Join forces with Benedict XVI and Jimmy Carter and Mahmoud Abbas and become a citizen of Bethlehem in 2007.
Support your Arab Brothers - yes, this mean Christians and Muslims AND Jews.
http://www.openbethlehem.org/ind...id=91&
Itemid=47
This really pisses me off. Morgan can use the terms of an assassin when talking about the Speaker-elect on commercially supported broadcast radio, but if I try and tell the advertisers what they are supporting, I'm slapped with a copyright violation letter.
Honestly, I think you should have fun with this! They're panicked.
Honestly, I think you should have fun with this! They're panicked.
NTodd
I'm telling Sting you used one of his sucky ass songs in your podcast
Damn, gotta go again.
Talk to you all later.
Bye, Tena!
think i'll go fuck mahself and have me some drag'uns.
Honestly, I think you should have fun with this! They're panicked.
NTodd, Satyriasis Sufferer
I keep thinking of the whole Napster mess ...
I love it when the Republicans turn on themselves!
"It CAN'T be MY fault I lost to a Dirty Fucking HIPPY!"
Oh yes it can.
Spocko - I just did a quick blog of your situ. Wanna forum, just in case your site gets shut down?
I'm telling Sting you used one of his sucky ass songs in your podcast
Please do! I could use the publicity.
Lenore - I just wish I knew who sent me these pretty roses.
This really pisses me off. Morgan can use the terms of an assassin when talking about the Speaker-elect on commercially supported broadcast radio, but if I try and tell the advertisers what they are supporting, I'm slapped with a copyright violation letter. Wow! And people wonder how hate radio stay in business. They have massive corporate support and have no problem shutting down a 5th tier blogger with 11 readers who doesn't even have a link on Atrios.
sp ocko | Homepage | 12.23.06 - 5:09 pm | #
You are doing some outstanding work. It is clear you are calling them on their crap. It is obvious you are more than the 5th tier blogger you claim to be. Have you thought of contacting the ACLU about this? After all these are blogs not MSM and there is no profit involved. Just hard work. Contact the ACLU in your state or at their website. https://www.aclu.org/freespeech/i...eech/
index.html
ACLU Defends Free
Speech Online >>
Online Free Speech
The American Civil Liberties Union today presented opening arguments in federal district court in its longstanding challenge to an Internet censorship law, ACLU v. Gonzales. The censorship law was signed by President Clinton in 1998 and has never been enforced.
ACLU Returns to Court to Defend Right to Online Free Speech (10/23/2006)
Please do! I could use the publicity.
NTodd, Satyriasis Sufferer
NTodd: the Donald Trump of the blogosphere!
other than threats to the president...what things can one not say or write?
NTodd: the Donald Trump of the blogosphere!
One difference: I don't have a bad combover.
Hey, what's happening?
Hope you all have a wonderful holiday.
Looking forward to the New Year with great anticipation. Others may not be quite as excited.
Interesting exchange I had with the guy at the Firestone place.
I asked them to take a look at the brakes while changing out the tires because I got a shitty brake job 6 months ago and the motherfuckers squeal like pigs...I just haven't had the time to take it back and make them fix their work yet, but wanted to make sure the brakes weren't dangerous. Anyhoo...the Firestone guy makes some kind of joke about "needing bushes" if your brakes fail; I didn't get the joke and said, "oh, I thought you were making a comment about our president." Guy replies, "I'm a Republican." Me: "Oh, that must be very painful for you then." Firestone guy: Lets out a long sigh and simply nods.
The times, they are a-changin'.
Spocko,
awesome stuff. you know have at least a twelfth reader!
thanks to you, I now know that KSFO, which is owned by Disney, is a hate radio site.
Spocko - I just did a quick blog of your situ. Wanna forum, just in case your site gets shut down?
NTodd, Satyriasis Sufferer
Spocko - I own my own domain and shield it under the educational exemption. If you need a holding site, feel free - I did the same for Tom To-morrow awhile back. Let me know.
Arthur's the guard - nobody gets past him.
.
I just wish I knew who sent me these pretty roses.
Dr. Barmpot Shouty-Crackers
I didn't, but I'm only one of many who would have liked to.
You're a pretty special person.
That thing that Trump has going on on his head goes way beyond "bad comb-over."
The true 'Spirit Of Christmas'™ is only attained after trudging through the final mall on Xmas Eve while being blasted with a tinny mall speaker rendition of the preadolescent Michael Jackson singing "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus", just kill me now.
other than threats to the president...what things can one not say or write?
::matthew
just ask President Carter.
Hope you all have a wonderful holiday.
Looking forward to the New Year with great anticipation. Others may not be quite as excited.
pie
Hey pie - I can't wait. This last year - not good.
Next year is going to be a lot better, at least, that's how I feel about it.
Happiest of holidays to you and your family and joy and much joy in the new year!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Taking_Stock
hell, read it twice
TheYellowElephantBrigade - 4:49 pm
once was enough...it had its moments....
thanks
Are we back? Did I miss you?
.
"A Parable For Our Times
Bill Moyers
December 22, 2006
Bill Moyers is president of the Schumann Center for Media and Democracy. The center's senior fellow, Lew Daly, was his accomplice in this essay, written exclusively for TomPaine.com.
The Christian story begins simply: A child is given, a son. He grows up to be a teacher, sage, healer and prophet. He gains a large following. To many he is a divine savior; to the rich and powerful he is an enemy. They put him to death in brutal fashion, befitting his humble beginnings in peasant Galilee and his birth in a stall thick with the raw odor of animals.
Toward the end of his life, Jesus preached in the Temple to large crowds, reaching the height of his power. There he told the parable that likely sealed his fate. He said there was a man who created a prosperous vineyard and then rented it to some tenants while he went away on a journey. At harvest time, the owner of vineyard sent a servant to collect a portion from the tenants, but they beat the servant and sent him away empty-handed. Another servant came, and they struck him on the head. Another they killed. Finally, the owner sent his own son to collect the back payments. “They will respect my son,” he thought. But when the tenants saw the son, and knew him to be the heir, they saw their chance to take full possession of the harvest. And so they killed the son, thinking now they would owe nothing from the vineyard to anyone.
The listeners understood the symbolism: God, of course, is the owner of the vineyard, and the vineyard is Israel or the covenant, or, more broadly, the whole creation. It is all that God entrusts to the leaders of his people. And what is in question is their stewardship of this bounty."
http://www.tompaine.com/
articles...r_our_times.php
NTodd: the Donald Trump of the blogosphere!
One difference: I don't have a bad combover.
NTodd,
O there are about as many differences as one could think up, love. I was just teasing.
"I just wish I knew who sent me these pretty roses."
--Dr. Barmpot Shouty-Crackers
You've done so much good here for so many people you should just enjoy them. You are an Atriot jewel, even if the roses didn't come from an Atriot.
Same to you, Tena. I know the holidays are going to very special this year.
If we add enough troops in Iraq, there won't be room for anyone else.
Problem solved.
A draft limited to illegal immigrants would kill two birds with one stone.
'Enkew.
O there are about as many differences as one could think up, love. I was just teasing.
But I am a publicity whore, and like pretty chicks. And wouldn't mind being a rich asshole instead of a voluntaryily-underemployed asshole.
Next year is going to be a lot better, at least, that's how I feel about it.
from your mouth to the FSM's ear
cuz this year sucked.
NTodd: the Donald Trump of the blogosphere!
Sure, as soon as he:
Argues with Rosie
Sends Miss USA to rehab
and sues Palm Beach over his giant-ass American flag
Then, he's right - only the combover will be different.
Same to you, Tena. I know the holidays are going to very special this year.
pie
Yeah, I think so too.
you'd think with as much money as trump has, he could buy himself a hair transplant or a good toupee.
mer: You've done so much good here for so many people you should just enjoy them. You are an Atriot jewel, even if the roses didn't come from an Atriot.
That's right -- but, in typical Shouty-Crackers fashion, she will downplay her most wonderful and generous contributions to our causes.
We can't let her get away with that.
.
"
I read it for the articles, I swear
11/22/05 21:36:34
Great piece in the latest GQ about Sinclair Broadcasting. I couldn’t help but notice this tasty tidbit:
Never mind that (David) Smith’s own behavior had almost nothing in common with (Sinclair’s vice president of corporate relations, Mark) Hyman’s moralistic segments. According to several sources close to Smith, the principal owner of Sinclair has never been the paragon of personal virtue that his stations preach and his political allies champion. Having launched his career selling pornographic videos in Baltimore’s red-light district during the 1970s, Smith has apparently spent the past thirty years refining that passion. After he was caught by police in 1996 getting a blow job from a prostitute while driving a company Mercedes, his sexual adventures became a matter of public record, but according to his friends, that incident only begins to tell the story.
“That was the time he got caught,” says one. “He’s a whoremonger. A real whoremonger. He loves the titty bars. The only people he likes go to the titty bars with him. Those are the only people he trusts. He also goes out to Vegas all the time. He goes to the high-end titty bars. He’s always getting the private upstairs rooms, champagne, the works."' http://www.dcmediagirl.com/index...20051122-
213634
from your mouth to the FSM's ear
cuz this year sucked.
lavalamp
It sure did. But, you know, as bad as this year was (and I'll have to share sometime over many, many drinks), it still didn't suck for me as bad as 2005 (which was teh ultimate suck save for the birth of my daughter).
Either way, I'm glad to see '06 end.
not surprising that dr barmpot has an anonymous admirer, as well as the many explicit admirers here.
Thanks folks!
I'm in the process of moving to a host that the EFF lawyer recommended, but of course since it is Christmas everyone is gone.
By the way, I'm sure this was timed (the Friday before Christmas) so that they could keep Christmas advertisers happy. Last year they lost a bunch of advertisers because Brian Sussman was "outing" companies who didn't say "Merry Christmas" as his part of the "War on Christmas". Companies such as Albertsons and Wells Fargo were not pleased that their attempt to be inclusive of all was seen as an attack on Christians (link to Sussman's attack on "non-Merry Christmas companies" and Well's Fargo's response from KSFO's own program summaries on Nov. 29 and Dec. 1.) The sales manager who threatened me this year with lawsuits and arrest must have convinced the lawyers that I couldn't be allowed to alert the advertisers the same way this year.
Clear, sunny, still, low 40s here in the Valle Media del Rio Grande del Norte...
there is said to be a small disturbance in the force headed our way tonight, with the possibility of a little more snow down low, and a bunch more up on the peaks.
it has not made itself felt here yet, today, however...
It really does seem like things are looking up for Atriots since the election. Maybe we just project more confidence, or are less angry. Whatever it is 2007 seems to be shaping up to be a great year.
I'm glad to see '06 end.
I'm happy to see its backside...
ql in ny: It really does seem like things are looking up for Atriots since the election. Maybe we just project more confidence, or are less angry. Whatever it is 2007 seems to be shaping up to be a great year.
Can I get a Hay-men!
.
But I am a publicity whore, and like pretty chicks. And wouldn't mind being a rich asshole instead of a voluntaryily-underemployed asshole.
NTodd, Satyriasis Sufferer
Has Trump ever gone behind a Tastee Freeze?
not surprising that dr barmpot has an anonymous admirer, as well as the many explicit admirers here.
the story - 5:38 pm
she is a rarely wise person; not an "old" soul, but one well-aged...i count myself among her legion of admirers...
Dr. B is a bodhisattva.
The sales manager who threatened me this year with lawsuits and arrest must have convinced the lawyers that I couldn't be allowed to alert the advertisers the same way this year.
sp ocko | Homepage | 12.23.06 - 5:38 pm | #
Keep up the good work. Somebody said, "the tragedy is not that bad people do bad things, that is to be expected. the tragedy is when good people stand by and do nothing when those things are happening"
I was quoted in GQ, y'know.
And Scientific American.
And in an O'Reilly & Associates book.
However, I am unpublished.
.
I should share one interesting thing with you all ...
Last night, when visiting Sinfonian Jr. and Jrette., I had occasion to be chatting with my ex in her room. And I saw a pic of her boyfriend, with his daughter and S. Jr. ... and I chatted about it amiably. Yeah, I was thrown a bit (I stammered some), but it didn't freak me out.
I'm kind of proud of myself.
JP - Morning friend, you can get just about anything you want as is demonstrated by your new jobsssssssssssssss and kitty.
I'll always be a 5th tier blogger since Atrios doesn't link to me. I mean sure I made the main page on Media Matters and sure Keith Olbermann called Melanie Morgan "The Worst Person in the World" based on the audio clips I provided, but it's not like I've ever made Atrio's main page or even a lowly link on his blog roll. I mean ATTATURK is even linked and he wears a Fez. This is clearly discrimiation against aliens with pointy ears!
It really does seem like things are looking up for Atriots since the election. Maybe we just project more confidence, or are less angry. Whatever it is 2007 seems to be shaping up to be a great year.
ql in ny
I started to say that this year sucked up to November. Things have improved all over the place since then.
It's almost uncanny how things turned around for people on personal levels after the election, even.
What is Bodhisattva?
In Tibetan Buddhism, a Bodhisattva is anyone who is motivated by compassion and seeks enlightenment not only for him/herself but also for everyone...
http://kyky.essortment.com/
whati...dhisat_rfld.htm
Oh yeah, it is a great Steely Dan song too.
I should clarify my happiness to see 2006 end.
In actual fact, if you put the second half of '05 together with the first half of '06 (again, save for my daughter's birth), that would be Teh Suckiest Year Ever.
It's hard (and, really, inappropriate) for me to gripe about the second half of '06.
Get that man a Titti-Bar!!!
The smoooth, firm energy snack shaped like a breast!
$.99 by the cash register in the 7/11
.
I'm really jealous that Tena, flory and the good Dr. are getting together. Though I shouldn't complain with all the wonderful NY Atriots getting together all the time.
I'm kind of proud of myself.
Sinfonian,
You should be. You were a grown up. That shit is never easy.
"Sen. Norm Coleman, following a two-day trip to Iraq, said Wednesday he opposes a plan President Bush is considering for a short-term surge of U.S. troops there.
At the same time, Coleman said, he supports Bush's call this week for the U.S. to increase its overall number of troops to help a taxed military fight the global war on terror.
"I would not support a massive increase in troops in Baghdad," Coleman, R-Minn., said from Bahrain, on his way back to the United States. Coleman said extra troops would create more targets, and he didn't think it would solve the main problem of sectarian violence in Iraq." http://www.zapaction.blogspot.com/
I'm kind of proud of myself.
Sinfonian, in America's glans™ - 5:42 pm
tis called 'movin' on'...good on ya, brother...
You should be. You were a grown up. That shit is never easy.
Tena
Thanks. That means a lot.
I guess I have grown up quite a bit. 'Bout time, at 41, eh?
ql in ny: JP - Morning friend, you can get just about anything you want as is demonstrated by your new jobsssssssssssssss and kitty.
And, get this: It's almost certain that I work nearly exclusively with... gasp! Liberals!
Tena: It's almost uncanny how things turned around for people on personal levels after the election, even.
I'm personally nothing short of astounded. It's damn near been a geometric pregression for me, doubling every freakin' day!
.
good for you Sinfonian. You're an inspiration for those of us recently ex-ed and less poised.
tis called 'movin' on'...good on ya, brother...
Woody
Made ten times harder because there are kids. Sounds trite but the kids need to be reminded all the time that the parents divorced each other, not them.
tis called 'movin' on'...good on ya, brother...
Woody
Made ten times harder because there are kids. Sounds trite but the kids need to be reminded all the time that the parents divorced each other, not them.
(still on the lookout for that roving band of feral, hetero-curious lesbians... maybe once the kids come back to school, eh?)
.
I'm really jealous that Tena, flory and the good Dr. are getting together. Though I shouldn't complain with all the wonderful NY Atriots getting together all the time.
ql in ny |
Damn, I wish you could be there. One of the things I feel very deeply and intuitively about New Mexico is that it is a woman's state, and Santa Fe is a woman's city. There seem to be more fascinating women of a certain age there than anywhere else I've been. And I don't mean just the lesbians, though certainly Santa Fe attracts lesbians. It's all that feminine energy that flows up from the earth there.
Yeah yeah, I know, I sound all Shirley McClain about it, but there's a reason she felt that way. It's the damn truth.
still on the lookout for that roving band of feral, hetero-curious lesbians...
they just left my place.
If we could lure Hecate to Santa Fe - what a coven we could put together.
Made ten times harder because there are kids. Sounds trite but the kids need to be reminded all the time that the parents divorced each other, not them.
ql in ny
So true. Especially with our daughter, who is 16 months old and never will know a time when her parents were together.
I'd say my ex and I actually get along better now in many ways. And we are always trying to do what's best for the kids. Kudos to my ex for what she does to make sure I'm a part of their lives.
My first marriage produced no kids. Once the judge pronounced us divorced (coincidentally 11 years and one day before my second divorce), I never saw her again. So, this time has been a real adjustment.
Thanks for the moral support, everyone. I will be sure to pay it forward.
Off to make Saturday Sin. Cheeseburgers on the grill with all the fixings and some real French fries. Oh, and bacon.
You know it kind of makes me sad (and angry) that I'm exposing the hosts at KSFO for calling for the death of journalists and they don't bother to even report on what she is really saying. This is part of the letter I'm going to send to Bill Keller and the 9th reporters that Melanie Morgan said should be hanged for their reporting on the terrorist financing story.
This is inciting violence and it's not a question of free speech now. It's directed toward a specific group of people. She recommends a specific act toward that group. No qualifications.
The problem is that I don't know how to get the journalists to cover this in a way that isn't the usual timid "I can't talk about them wanting me dead because they have their free speech to call for my death some more." I'm like, "FRAK! Well then tell you publisher to at least not SPONSOR THEIR PROGRAM! You don't have to PAY their SALARY WSJ while they call for your head!"
Does anyone have any respect for the journalists doing the real work of journalism that only a 5th tier blogger is defending you?
When Melanie Morgan of Disney Radio station KSFO called for your death by hanging I said that it was wrong for her to call for YOUR death on her radio program. She said "Get 'em, Hang 'em" about you to the entire San Francisco Bay Area. (Note: that there WAS NO qualification about any arrest, trial and conviction which she added later after she as finally challenged). I wrote Nancy Abramsom and the management at the WSJ who ADVERTISE on Morgan's show and asked them, "Why are you sponsoring a show whose host wants your journalists dead?" there was no response (Google Nancy Abramson WSJ and my blog, Spocko's Brain comes up first. So I think she might have noticed my letter eventually).
Riddle me this: why do stores insist on putting rolls of wrapping paper in bags that are better suited for bottles of shampoo?
Good evening, Liberal People. Did I miss anything?
Someone say baconnnnnnnnnnn? Yummers.
So true. Especially with our daughter, who is 16 months old and never will know a time when her parents were togethe
My son and his ex split up right after my granddaughter's 1st birthday. I know what you're saying, but there's another edge to that sword. I think everyone in my son's situation is way better off now, and ultimately that will be way better for my granddaughter.
while being blasted with a tinny mall speaker rendition of the preadolescent Michael Jackson singing "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus", just kill me now.
I heard that the other day at the Christmas tree farm while waiting for my son (and his truck!)and wondered if Joe beat Katherine cos Michael exclaims near the end "I'm gonna tell Daddy!"
Hecate: yes. See above at 5:52.
I didn't realize you had kids and grands, Tena.
Indeed, Tena. Thanks.
Riddle me this: why do stores insist on putting rolls of wrapping paper in bags that are better suited for bottles of shampoo?
watertige
Don't get me started on packaging. If things ever get back to the place where I can worry about banal things, packaging is number 1 on my list. I fucking hate all of it.
Hecate - you just missed me trying to lure you to Santa Fe to form a coven with me and whoever else wants to join. It's a powerful place for women.
And now I must go take a bath. I'm supposedly having dinner with every one of my inlaws tonight. However, the Houston inlaws have a way of not showing up. We'll see.
Later.
I didn't realize you had kids and grands, Tena.
lavalamp
I knew, but I couldn't believe it. She's far too young to have grandchildren.
there's a bit of easing now that the country's voters at least have shown they're not completely blinded by the criminal wool sacked over their heads by the republican syndicate or the electrifying tension administered daily by fear mongers hell bent on keeping the public with one thing in mind and appoint themselves the patriotic protectors in charge doing the deciding while they sap this nation in the back of the head and shanghi it to who knows where. Dubai?
My screen is suddenly narrower than normal (the one that pops up when I open Safari, not the actual, physical monitor, obviously). I've tried shutting down and restarting, but that didn't solve the problem. Does anyone have any idea how I can fix this?? Merci
I didn't realize you had kids and grands, Tena.
lavalamp
I have one son, who is 15 years younger than I am. I didn't raise him, but I'm his only mother now that we have been together for about 11 years. His adoptive mother was never much of a mother, it turns out. In fact, the whole family is the most dysfunctional group I've ever seen in my life.
My son has a daughter. I'm the luckiest person on earth - no one gets second chances like this. I don't know how I got so lucky.
Oh!
Sinfonian -- you're planning to be in my fair city 2/4 - 2/7, yes?
That's when the next Atriotic meet-up will be. All us Gnashvegans wanna meet a real, live Jeopardy! champeen!
And in June, an Eschatonian mini-con in Gnashvegas, for those who wish to attend. I'm working out deets, now.
.
You know that when bloggers attack other bloggers they usually don't have the full force and weight of a major corporation behind them, so I really apperciate all your support.
Here is one of the threats posted on my blog from someone in the sales department as Disney station KSFO. He calls himself Spocko's Vendetta and posted a photo of me from the Eschacon in Philly that NTodd took. Luckily they don't have my address yet. Hopefully some wingnut won't post it and I won't get envelopes of death in the mail. Ala Chad Castagana
Spocko's Vendetta said..
god you've got so much information that the police think you work at 900 front st! they're going to find you spocko aka james madison aka patrick mcshane. they're going to find you and sue you for everything you've got. slander slander slander libel libel libel. you will go down before they lose an advertiser. why don't you stop being such a coward and walk down the hall to luckoff's office and tell him who you are and why you hate him so much.
(emphasis mine)
god you've got so much information that the police think you work at 900 front st! they're going to find you spocko aka james madison aka patrick mcshane. they're going to find you and sue you for everything you've got. slander slander slander libel libel libel. you will go down before they lose an advertiser. why don't you stop being such a coward and walk down the hall to luckoff's office and tell him who you are and why you hate him so much.
(emphasis mine)
sp ocko
People this stupid deserve the respect all anonymice earn.
Big kiddenz!
I loves me some lions.
Sinfonian -- you're planning to be in my fair city 2/4 - 2/7, yes?
That's when the next Atriotic meet-up will be. All us Gnashvegans wanna meet a real, live Jeopardy! champeen!
How nice - thanks! Yep, barring unforeseen circumstances, I plan to be in the Jewel of the Cumberland on those dates for a conference. I'll keep you posted! It will be so fun to meet you folks ...
I'll actually be flying in on the 4th directly from another conference ... in Cabo San Lucas! I can't promise I'll be sober, but I'll be there!
Southwest Airlines has a lot of really cheap fares to Albuquerque. From places like New York and Washington. And Oregon. www.iflyswa.com I'm gonna rent a car, so as to go to SF but stop at the wonderful rock and mineral shop on Louisiana,and of course, come back down to Abq - 'cause I can only do one day's away from the short hairy guy. He doesn't like going to sleep away camp.
Now - temperature's predicted to drop to 29F tonight, so I must go wrap up the Meyer lemon and all the tomatoes, the camellia and the kumquat. After that - we're having hamburgers!
Be good.
.
TOP 20 All-Time Stupid Republican Quotes
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonl...12/22/223842/
31
cherrypicking a few...
20. The implication that there was something wrong with the war plan is amusing." --Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, on criticism of his management of the Iraq war
16. Capital punishment is our way of demonstrating the sanctity of life."-- Orrin Hatch
9. Isn't that the ultimate homeland security, standing up and defending marriage?" --Sen. Rick Santorum
My screen is suddenly narrower than normal (the one that pops up when I open Safari, not the actual, physical monitor, obviously). I've tried shutting down and restarting, but that didn't solve the problem. Does anyone have any idea how I can fix this?? Merci
Look in the display preferences on Safari.
Or just grab the corner with your cursor and drag it wider.
Sinfonian: I'll actually be flying in on the 4th directly from another conference ... in Cabo San Lucas! I can't promise I'll be sober, but I'll be there!
As the others can attest, promising sobriety isn't going to be my strong point, either. Drink three pints, and they call ya lugubrious!
.
4LG,
You are my hero. Thank you. I was trying to drag the side, not the corner. Duh.
4LG,
You are my hero. Thank you. I was trying to drag the side, not the corner. Duh.
I exist to serve!!
Or just grab the corner with your cursor and drag it wider.
or click the green button on the top left of the window
Well, it's been chilly and rainy here all day, but my lord and savior the flying spaghetti monster is demanding that I worship by cooking a pot of marinara sauce.
So I must go out to the grocery store.
or click the green button on the top left of the window
Oh, right.
That should "maximize" the window.
I exist to serve!!
Then where the hell's my dinner?
I hope that everyone had a chance to participate.
I'm going to shoot for Tuesday, 2/6/2007, Sinfonian, figuring you'll be leaving the afternoon or evening of the 7th... and Sun/Mon are always difficult to arrange a happy hour get-together, in my experience.
.
Then where the hell's my dinner?
Not you, goofball.
9. Isn't that the ultimate homeland security, standing up and defending marriage?" --Sen. Rick Santorum
I thought it was party hats for miscarraiges while playing Alice Cooper and asking for campaign donations (Sick Rick ... the man with a dog in mind
I hope that everyone had a chance to participate.
I try to participate everyday.
Thanks for the dkos link, Richard. I would, I suppose, appreciate that blog more if I could figure out how to move around in it.
But I'm old, and I prefer to waste my time in other ways.
Rmj, Street Credentialed
I'm pretty sure this guy is the sales manager at Disney Station KSFO 560 AM, "Hot Talk" radio. When you read his comments and treats to me they are all over the map. One second he is calling me a coward and the next he wants to hire me (as a ruse for outing me) He threatens me with the police and the FBI one sentence and in the next tells me that "they are going to get you, Spocko" (Who's They?)
What most people don't realize is how massive the institutional support is for right-wing hate radio. They are out there 24/7 selling and profiting from the hate and will happily engage me in a cyperslapp suit, in support of their "free speech" on FCC regulated, commerically-supported broadcast radio.
KSFO should probably lose their license. Why? Discrimination against Muslims and Arabs. They talk all the time about how we should kill millions of Muslims and the management supports them. Do you think that any Muslims or Arabs will be applying to work there? It's basically like putting a sign, "A-rabs and Muslims need not apply" on the station.
They get away with it to. Unless someone applies and isn't hired they can say, "Well we haven't discriminated!"
Not you, goofball.
[pouts]
http://artchive.com/artchive/D/
d...astity.jpg.html
There was a Young Virgin by Dali
Whom he gave an extendable trolley
Her ass blew apart,
And unable to fart
She expelled her gas artistically
“Jeune Vierge” par Dali – ah, j’y songe
Il lui donna des fesses ŕ rallonges
Son cul explosait
Elle ne pűt pas péter
Et je crois que c’est ça qui la ronge
"Festival, Festival, Festival!"
-- Dr. Leonard McCoy
Roses stroked across a cheek feel rather marvelous. Cool and smooth and scented - still, of themselves.
Enough. Be good. I'm out to wrap up the foliage against the coming storm. 29F! Arthur had best better snug into his bed and not go wandering thru the yard tonight.
.
Sounds good, jp.
I probably couldn't do Monday night anyway. Haven't looked at the conference schedule yet, tho'.
But thank you!
Evenin' all. I will be attending War-On-Christmas services at the New Church of the Dirty Fucking Hippy. After which will be a pot luck dinner serving up some freshly aborted Xian babies.
Who's with me?
Speaking of living to serve, anyone up for some nice Calvados and some Christmas cookies?
Hose Anna in Egg Shell Seas!
really cheap fares to Albuquerque. From places like New York and Washington. And Oregon.
ah, one of these times
what's an Xian ...? taste like chicken? veal?
what's an Xian ...? taste like chicken? veal?
Then where the hell's my dinner?
Patience, grasshopper. Baked ham and mac and cheese take time.
How could you tell her....?
$70 from Oregon to Abq? Pretty cheap. I'm driving.
what's an Xian ...? taste like chicken? veal?
no nice want naughty
Xian is short for Christian. You see if you take the T in Christian and turn it on it's side it looks like and X and so that how they came up with the phrase Merry Xmas!
Dr. B
I'm a huge Jobim fan. Thanks for posting that!
Cheers to all, and to all a good night.
Better not taste like no damm chicken.
Xian is short for Christian. You see if you take the T in Christian and turn it on it's side it looks like and X and so that how they came up with the phrase Merry Xmas!
I thot the 'x' was for 'extreeeeeme!'
Xian is short for Christian. You see if you take the T in Christian and turn it on it's side it looks like and X and so that how they came up with the phrase Merry Xmas!
Or, "X" is a Criss (Crissmass) as opposed to a Cross.
There's no way us dirty fucking hippies could eat all the Xian babies.
Most of us are vegetarians.
Southwest Airlines has a lot of really cheap fares to Albuquerque. From places like New York and Washington. And Oregon. ...
Be good.
.
Dr. Barmpot Shouty-Crackers | Homepage | 12.23.06 - 6:04 pm
Alas, there is no cheap way to get to ABQ from Dayton.
Or, "X" is a Criss (Crissmass) as opposed to a Cross.
robot eating
Nah. If that were true, Jeebus would have worn his shroud backwards.
Tastes like green sea turtle paté.
70 bucks
not this time Dr. B but soon
Most of us are vegetarians
Good, git ya ass out tha way and let me at them ribs.
really cheap fares to Albuquerque. From places like New York and Washington. And Oregon.
Money is not the problem. Time off from work is.
Tastes like green sea turtle paté.
"Tonight I dine on turtle soup..."
-The Shredder
Good, git ya ass out tha way and let me at them ribs.
Homie X Klaus
For the record, I'm not a vegetarian.
Not that there's anything wrong with that ...
Actually, the "X" in "Xmas" is the "chi" in Greek, the language of the New Testament.
Around the turn of the last century this was well known due to the huge business in mail order Greek lessons (no, seriously), so people could read the NT in the original language. Probably inspired by the same ground-breaking German scholarship which also inspired fundamentalism.
"Xmas" was, at the time, considered an acceptable contraction, based on that knowledge. Many Protestant churches still display the "chi ro," the first two Greek letters of "Cristos," in their vestments. Most people in the pews, though, think it's a "P" with an "x" on its extended base.
"Xmas" was part of the first "war on Christmas" when I was a child. "Put the 'Christ' back in 'Christmas'" was the battle cry.
Ignorance is not really bliss. It just gets people upset over inconsequential things.
back to the cleaning
ah, one of these times
ErinPDX
Then you and I can mud wrestle over Hillary.
I have to apologize for my ignorance I thought Xians were those creatures that came down with ...umm ... whoever ... and layed next to volcanoes so the ensuing atomic explosions would drive them into spiritual replacement with the existing populace (think Dianetics and you wouldnt be to far from what I thought) okay okay I'm loping over to the CD player to find It's All Too Much
I have to apologize for my ignorance I thought Xians...
Were people from northwest China...
Then you and I can mud wrestle over Hillary.
ql in ny
And the we'll make up by pouring over photos of beautiful quilts. I'd hate for you to ever be too mad at me.
There's no way us dirty fucking hippies could eat all the Xian babies.
Most of us are vegetarians.
Sinfonian, in America's glans™ | Homepage | 12.23.06 - 6:28 pm | #
True. But they're small. Kinda like chicken wings. Plus there's not much meat on 'em.
I dont believe in Beatles
but I kinda like the music
"Xmas" was part of the first "war on Christmas" when I was a child. "Put the 'Christ' back in 'Christmas'" was the battle cry.
Ah, yes, I remember it well.
Attn:Please,
I am so very sorry if I pried into your privacy but due to your honesty, I am convinced that you would be capable to provide me with a solution. I am Mr. Renny Williams of Will's Consultant, Dakar Senegal. I am writing in regards to my late client Mrs. Jessica Costa,a single mother of two and successful businesswoman from your country who base here in Senegal. She died unfortunately with her two kids in an air mishap in July 2002.
The reason I am contacting you is to work with me to effect claim of her deposited assets valued at US$15M before it gets confiscated by the Netherlands Government. The Netherlands Debt Management Office (NDMO) has written us,her Consultant and issued a final notice to provide any of her relatives for payment or have the assets channel to the Government Treasury as unclaimed fund within the next 5 working days. Since there was no relatives or Next of Kin left in our record, I seek your sincere consent to present you as her only surviving relative, so that this funds can be declared to you in Netherlands as I' ve been unlucky locating any of her relatives. My aim now is to usher you in legally as her relative since you are of the same Nationality so that the fruit of her labour will not just be in vain.
Therefore, on receipt of your Expression of Interest (EOI),I have agreed that you will inherit 45% of this fund for your help and sincerity,45% for me while 10% is for the refunds of legal processing and your travelling expenses to the Netherlands prior to the successful handover of the funds to you in Netherlands. All I require from you is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of law.
Please urgently call or reply if you can visit the DMO in Netherlands.
Best Regards,
back to the cleaning
ErinPDX
Should've been done weeks ago.
I was in the 80th percentile of evilness...
Buckeye: Alas, there is no cheap way to get to ABQ from Dayton.
Ah, but Dayton to Gnashvegas is a short daytrip in a rental car.
.
Sinatra e Jobim, obrigado!
WGG,
I can't put my finger on it, but there's something fishy about that offer.
the "x" is for "delicious"!
How evil are you?
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator | Homepage | 12.23.06 - 6:34 pm
probably not as much as i might fear, nor as little as i might hope...
in any case, given the present link, likely i shall never know...
./
I'd hate for you to ever be too mad at me.
ErinPDX
Never happen.
And if Hillary is running against McCain, you just know you will hold nose and vote for her.
But really, today isn't a day for getting in a tustle of who is going to be the nominee.
Buckeye: Alas, there is no cheap way to get to ABQ from Dayton.
Dayton is the black hole of the rust belt.
I didn't see an evil score, but it looked on the Speculum, er, Spectrum of Evil that I was in about the 90th percentile.
EEEEEEEEEEEEVIL!!
/Kids in the Hall
Thirty four years ago today - The Immaculate Reception
How evil are you?
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirato
Angelic, apparently.
How dull.
I have to apologize for my ignorance I thought Xians were those creatures that came down with ...umm ... whoever ... and layed next to volcanoes so the ensuing atomic explosions
That's Xenu.
How evil are you?
Hecate,....
I am twisted!
yay for me
I don't know what answers you guys gave. I was rated good.
I don't know what answers you guys gave. I was rated good.
Hey all you fundies, Merry fucking Christmas...
I'm so fucking evil that all I got was a black screen.
Wow. I guess I'm the most evil one here.
Beware. BEWARE!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
-I sell SHOES!
-And so you always shall...
-Thank you Satan!
Dayton is close to a bordertown ...no?
If you use explorer and eat beef then I think yer pretty much tipping the devil scales...
Happy Holidays everyone from everyone at foxxynews.com!!!
How evil are you?
Good news! I'm "Angelic"!
I may be utterly, irredeemably evil, since all that is presented me on the link is a wholly black screen...
..
/
That's Xenu.
NTodd, Satyriasis Sufferer
yeah! what Ntodd said
Wow.
I'm pure evil!
OK, off to plunder some local villages.
If you use explorer and eat beef then I think yer pretty much tipping the devil scales...
Yeah, that's probably what did it for me.
I'm not evil, but I'm wicked.
I'm out of here for dinner with the inlaws. All of them.
Later batsies.
{{{{mwaah}}}}}
...today isn't a day for getting in a tustle of who is going to be the nominee.
No, that should be done late Xmas afternoon, after a couple of sixers have been downed and the unpleasantness of the upcoming credit card bills starts to sink in...
Xenu ... descended in a blue canoe to stack 'em and rack 'em
I, on the other hand, always forget that those tests are intended to be played with until after I get the score.
Be that as it may, I do have Bonus Critter Blogging up.
Ali Rap is on again...
He was BETTER than hip-hop...
Off to switch the laundry. Someday I'll get my hands on the idiot who decided to locate laundry rooms in the basement instead of next to the bedroom. It won't be pretty.
I am merely Twisted. Barely Evil.
Back from HOLIDAY shopping.
Hopefully, that was the last of it for this year.
I am merely Twisted. Barely Evil.
Gomez | Homepage | 12.23.06
Well, dear boy, I could have told you that.
I am merely Twisted. Barely Evil.
Gomez
You're GOOD bad, but you're not evil.
Well, I'm cooking this Xmas Eve eve, so I'll lurk about later, but I am liking Christmas this year, so no war for me.
I got naughty pretty much wrapped ... I dont want to go out of my job classification
I am merely Twisted. Barely Evil.
That's only because there's no question about whether you're a Steeler's fan or not. You would be labeled Pure Evil otherwise.
Rmj, Street Credentialed
I actually knew that, but it's much more fun to think of the T in Xmas as the T in Christmas falling on its side. "I've fallen and I can't get up!"
And I totally remember the "Put the Christ back in Christmas!" first war.
(I actually thought that was at least a good reminder that consumption of material goods was something to give people pause and remind them of the birth of the Christian Messiah.) The current "War on Christmas is just so much anti-anyone but us" bullshit
As Tena or Athenae said last year.'
"Leave it to the fundamentalists to fuck up Christmas."
Things are so much better now after Vatican II, but just remember folks, there are still people doing time in Hell for eating meat on Friday!
I'm so evil that Dick Cheney calls me up for "The Evil Tip of the Day (tm)"
Today's tip,
"When people are dying in an unjust war and hoping for a decision so that fewer people will die, be sure to stay well hydrated."
The current "War on Christmas is just so much anti-anyone but us" bullshit
It's worse than that: it's a marketing ploy for FoxNews.
Aimed solely at exacerbating the tendency among some people to think they once had power, and now they've lost it, and those who took it are those with less power than they have. The landowners of the South used the same strategy for a century or more after the Civil War, to keep poor whites despising poor blacks instead of the rich landowners who exploited them relentlessly.
It's as American as apple pie. Which is why it still works.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C...h?
v=Cj17YZ0byvQ
I walked by the Knights of Columbus post in my town and there's a big sign hanging out front:
"Keep Christmas in Christmas."
What IT didn't say was "And keep Women and Gays in their places."
The KOC make me sick - always has.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C...h? v=Cj17YZ0byvQ
Mr. Garrison
Mr. Garrison apparently suffers from Ken Mehlman Syndrome.
Jesus is Dead!!!!! Remember?? They nailed him real good.
xXtian -5.50, -3.49
It's worse than that: it's a marketing ploy for FoxNews.
Aimed solely at exacerbating the tendency among some people to think they once had power, and now they've lost it, and those who took it are those with less power than they have. The landowners of the South used the same strategy for a century or more after the Civil War, to keep poor whites despising poor blacks instead of the rich landowners who exploited them relentlessly.
What RJM said. If I celebrated xmas, I wouldn't want KMart and WalMart and 7-11 appropriating my religious holiday and using it to sell shit. Absolutely nothing stops xians from celebrating the religious holiday of xmas, just as almost nothing stops me from celebrating the Winter Solstice. I say "almost" since if I want the day off I need to take vacation, which is no problem for me, but can be an issue for some Pagans, while xians always get xmas off. But, other than that, there's no "war" on any religious holiday in 2006 America -- other than the war the corporatists wage to try and turn a meaningful religious holiday into a crass commercial exercise in wanting "stuff."
Things are so much better now after Vatican II, but just remember folks, there are still people doing time in Hell for eating meat on Friday!
s p o cko
And there are still babies in limbo for committing the crime of dying without being baptized.
So, when Jesus said "Suffer the little children to come unto me", he meant just those who had been baptized?
There's no way us dirty fucking hippies could eat all the Xian babies.
Most of us are vegetarians.
Well, use 'em for fertilizer then in your organic garden.
Southwyck Santa Claus Diagnosed as Carrier of Meningitis Bacteria
Dec 23, 2006 04:51 PM
TOLEDO -- The Toledo-Lucas County Health Department received a report Saturday that a patient admitted at St. Lukes Hospital on December 21, 2006 was an asymptomatic carrier of the bacteria that causes meningitis (neisseria meningitides).
This patient was working as Santa Claus at the Southwyck Mall on the following dates and times:
http://wtol.com/Global/story.asp...y.asp?
S=5853921
Breaking - War on Christmas Escalates to Germ Warfare!
-
there's no "war" on any religious holiday in 2006 America -- other than the war the corporatists wage to try and turn a meaningful religious holiday into a crass commercial exercise in wanting "stuff."
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
Nah - just the right's war on reason and sanity.
I almost forgot: tomorrow is the NTodd-Sinfonian Bowl.
How ... exciting.
NTodd,
Of course you're good; anyone with three cats and two dogs is, by definition, good.
But, other than that, there's no "war" on any religious holiday in 2006 America -- other than the war the corporatists wage to try and turn a meaningful religious holiday into a crass commercial exercise in wanting "stuff."
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
Ayup.
Nicely said.
I'm off for some evil shopping.
Check list for White House Xmas presents
Mary Cheney, Swaddling clothes
Lynn Cheney, ball gag
Dick Cheney, blood (O+ from Virgins or Democrats)
Jenna Bush, 5th of Jack (Red label)
Not-Jenna Bush, 14 incher (with rotating rabbit)
Laura Bush, smokes
George W. Bush, spine, lightly used from father (note to self, include receipt, probably will be returned)
Condi Rice, bamboo shoots (Note: the kind that go under nails not the eating kind)
Rummy, easy--Rum! (and Lava soap for washing off the blood of thousands as stocking stuffer)
Colin Powell, chicken hearts
It was 57 degrees here today. I have daffodills threatening to bloom in a couple of weeks.
http://www.comcast.net/news/
nati...tn_califprotest
Ya think this dude takes things a bit TOO seriously?
Breaking - War on Christmas Escalates to Germ Warfare!
And apparently Christmas is pissed.
well I know personally .. after years of research and observation I've compiled evidence that beer makes you pee and chili makes you fart but you cant do boaf at the same time ... although I'm discouraged by my findings I'd still like to find a grant sponsor ... I can be reached at ypayforthis.com
Mr. Garrison apparently suffers from Ken Mehlman Syndrome.
Merry fucking Christmas, buzzkiller.
"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" S.W.
-
In case you still have some presents to change.
Merry fucking Christmas, buzzkiller.
Mr. Garrison
Happy fucking holidays to YOU, too!
spocko: I'm off for some evil shopping.
Check list for White House Xmas presents
Mary Cheney, Swaddling clothes
Lynn Cheney, ball gag
Dick Cheney, blood (O+ from Virgins or Democrats)
Jenna Bush, 5th of Jack (Red label)
Not-Jenna Bush, 14 incher (with rotating rabbit)
Laura Bush, smokes
George W. Bush, spine, lightly used from father (note to self, include receipt, probably will be returned)
Condi Rice, bamboo shoots (Note: the kind that go under nails not the eating kind)
Rummy, easy--Rum! (and Lava soap for washing off the blood of thousands as stocking stuffer)
Colin Powell, chicken hearts
OMFSM! That should be enshrined!
.
spocko: I'm off for some evil shopping.
Check list for White House Xmas presents
Mary Cheney, Swaddling clothes
Lynn Cheney, ball gag
Dick Cheney, blood (O+ from Virgins or Democrats)
Jenna Bush, 5th of Jack (Red label)
Not-Jenna Bush, 14 incher (with rotating rabbit)
Laura Bush, smokes
George W. Bush, spine, lightly used from father (note to self, include receipt, probably will be returned)
Condi Rice, bamboo shoots (Note: the kind that go under nails not the eating kind)
Rummy, easy--Rum! (and Lava soap for washing off the blood of thousands as stocking stuffer)
Colin Powell, chicken hearts
OMFSM! That should be enshrined!
.
George W. Bush, spine, lightly used from father (note to self, include receipt, probably will be returned)
scuse me for sayin but Pickles should have used a firming agent on that spine (it was in dire need before he received it
WaPo's Stupidest Person of the Year. Unfortunately, she's only a distant also-ran compared to HoJo, Bush I, Fox, etc.
Mr. Garrison,
I'm the oldest, least cool person on this blog and I've already seen that YouTube. Just sayin.
"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" S.W.
-
QuentinCompson
jah check yer butt? almost everytime someone lost their hammer or vacuum on the crew the foreman would ask them that and they found it right away ... now I aint implyin' nuthin'
"2006 Idiot of the Year: Laura Mallory, of Loganville, Georgia. This vigilant mother of four has demanded local schools remove Harry Potter from their libraries because, in her analysis, the books are an "evil" attempt to indoctrinate children in Wicca religion. Congratulations Laura, and good luck on your quest to eradicate the dark forces which pollute children's literature."
Do HER kids even ATTEND local schools?
Or are they home-skooled?
I almost forgot: tomorrow is the NTodd-Sinfonian Bowl.
The only bowl that matters is on 1/7/2007.
This patient was working as Santa Claus at the Southwyck Mall
I used to go see Santa at that mall when I was a kid!
Observation: It is impossible to dress four children nicely and get one picture where someone isn't making a weird face, or picking their nose, or sticking their tongue out.
In case you were wondering.
What is with these fundies and the Harry Potter books?
They get kids to READ.
These bible-thumpers can't stand anything that is fun and makes people think.
Perish the thought that the kids will use their imagination...and actually (gasp) ask questions.
The only bowl that matters is on 1/7/2007.
You mean 1/8, BCS Bowl?
Even though it's Ohio (St.) vs. Florida, I don't have a horse in that race. Just want a good game. (Leaning Buckeyes, b/c I hate the Gators - that's Spurrier hangover for ya.)
Welcome back, Asst. Prof. Molly.
I know with two ... can't imagine with four.
Hey there, Sinfonian.
Just a flying visit: I only sat down to Babyblog, but I'm not sure there's a single shot I can use.
You mean 1/8, BCS Bowl?
Yeah. Hard to type with, uh...one hand.
"2006 Idiot of the Year: Laura Mallory, of Loganville, Georgia. This vigilant mother of four has demanded local schools remove Harry Potter from their libraries because, in her analysis, the books are an "evil" attempt to indoctrinate children in Wicca religion. Congratulations Laura, and good luck on your quest to eradicate the dark forces which pollute children's literature."
seen this thing in woman's day about this christian personal health coach that was promoting the idea Yoga was the devil working through innocent people trying to infect and dupe the faltering faithful (if you're borderline anal retentive for GOD's SAKE dont try excersize in THAT manner
Wow. Christopher Atkins looks . . . different . . . from "The Blue Lagoon."
Just a flying visit: I only sat down to Babyblog, but I'm not sure there's a single shot I can use.
Molly Ivors
Put them up anyway. That way you'll have a way to torture them in the future.
Awww. Zapette's listening to one of her gifts...
I'm black screen evil. Is it Firefox? Will check.
Even though it's Ohio (St.) vs. Florida, I don't have a horse in that race. Just want a good game. (Leaning Buckeyes, b/c I hate the Gators - that's Spurrier hangover for ya.)
Sinfonian, freshly divorced
Sinfonian, you believe in my observational powers now? Listen, Florida will NOT be within TWO touchdowns of OSU. Trust me.
Southern teams are ALWAYS overrated. The sports writers enjoy the warm weather.
These bible-thumpers can't stand anything that is fun and makes people think.
they just can't stand fiction that's better written than their own.
Jesus Christ is our Lord.
john
We don't have a lord.
We're an autonomous commune.
Sinfonian, you believe in my observational powers now? Listen, Florida will NOT be within TWO touchdowns of OSU. Trust me.
I believe! I believe!
(and I hope you're right ... would love to see those smug Gator fans eat it)
Wow. Christopher Atkins looks . . . different . . . from "The Blue Lagoon."
watertiger
I like "The Blue Lagoon."
The scenery is gorgeous.
I'm so glad there was never an American version of Prime Suspect.
Helen Mirren is the greatest.
Black screen evil in all my browsers. Too evil to even let into the site.
Ms snakes; been alot of people complaining about totally black screens this session (might be a coincidence
Hmmm ... New Mexico is getting stomped in the, um, New Mexico Bowl.
I'm soooo out of touch w/ college football. Last time the U of M was in the Rose Bowl was almost 15 years before my birth.
But they're building a new football stadium on campus. Apparently, the corporate naming rights will make them competitive again...
I'm black screen evil. Is it Firefox? Will check.
I was okay with FF, but I'm using 2.0.0.1.
Zap,
Umm, hate to say this but the U of M is actually the University of Michigan. And MSU is not Missouri, it is also Michigan State University.
Hey guys! Wassup? Are we here to Par-Tay tonight?
Is NTodd appropriately depanted?
Helen Mirren is the greatest.
Helen Mirren: person of interest ... FOW
FOW (abbrev. Fan Of Women
Let the Big Ten Wars begin.
(he says, wearing his Michigan State T-shirt)
I will really get irritated if, after you shove your religion in my face, you get pissed and call me anti christian. Ain't - just anti fundie.
Uncle Blodge, DFH
That makes two of us.
Is NTodd appropriately depanted?
Shaw Kenawne
Of course, but this time he has an excuse.
It's unseasonably warm in Vermont.
Years ago, when Murray State was playing national power Michigan State in the NCAA men's basketball tourney, some Murray State player made headlines in Kentucky when he predicted that "MSU" would win.
No one in the press got the joke.
I'm so glad there was never an American version of Prime Suspect.
Helen Mirren is the greatest.
HoneyBearKelly
Last night, at a little gathering at a neighbor's apartment, someone said I looked like Helen Mirren. I plotzed. I don't look at all like her. But what a nice thing to say.
Sigh.
Oy. I'm good?
I think I need to retake the test. This time, I need to substitute "people" for "chicken."
really cheap fares to Albuquerque. From places like New York and Washington. And Oregon.
Money is not the problem. Time off from work is.
ql in ny
Voyez vous ca - 4 January is a Thursday..... So you leave on Wednesday evening, you get into Abq sometime in the morning, you're off from work a big two days. Wowza.
.
Is NTodd appropriately depanted?
Indeed, it's very warm here.
Umm, hate to say this but the U of M is actually the University of Michigan. And MSU is not Missouri, it is also Michigan State University.
Shouldn't they be The U of M & The MSU (ala OSU)?
Buckeye: Alas, there is no cheap way to get to ABQ from Dayton.
Ah, but Dayton to Gnashvegas is a short daytrip in a rental car.
.
Jeffraham Prestonian | Homepage | 12.23.06 - 6:37 pm
I don't have a license. Which means I can't even get to Columbus or Cincy (or Indy) to get a better/cheaper/direct flight.
Shouldn't they be The U of M & The MSU (ala OSU)?
Zap Rowsdower-er-er-er
It's worse down here. In these parts, the University of Miami is simply "The U."
Bleccch.
I guess I owe Diane a coke.
Is NTodd appropriately depanted?
Indeed, it's very warm here.
NTodd, Satyriasis Sufferer
Crocuses in bloom around the city's black locust trees, where the city dogs poop with abandon.
But it can't be global warming!
Remember the troll saying t' other night that 2006 was statistically the coldest in the last five years?!
Proof positive!
But what a nice thing to say.
Sigh.
dont know exactly what it is about her but she is ... a definite draw in ... um .. my attention anyway
An oldie but goodie: The Virgin Mary of Tampa
http://www.sptimes.com/2004/03/
0...aithful__.shtml
how'd they come to be called "Bowls"?
Helen Mirren was in "Caligula"?
http://www.nndb.com/people/907/0.../907/000044775/
Put them up anyway. That way you'll have a way to torture them in the future.
Consider it done.
Anyone seen Barndog in these parts lately?
Helen Mirren was in "Caligula"?
The sister with whom he has an incestuous affair, IIRC. Drusilla?
Shaw Kenawee what a nice compliment to get.
Belief in angels, however people define them, is highest — almost universal — among white evangelical Christians, 97 percent of whom trust in their existence, the poll indicates. But even among people with no religious affiliation, well more than half said angels are for real.
Among the findings about angels and Santa:
_Protestants, women, Southerners, Midwesterners and Republicans were the most likely to believe in angels, although strong majorities in other groups also shared that faith. Belief in angels declined slightly with advanced education, from 87 percent of those with high school education or less to 73 percent of those with college degrees. Overall, 81 percent believed in angels.
"Angels we have heard are high..."
An oldie but goodie: The Virgin Mary of Tampa
http://www.sptimes.com/2004/03/ 0...aithful__.shtml
Gimlet
For the record, it's in Clearwater, on US 19 at Drew Street.
I used to pass it all the time whilst driving, er, crawling on US 19.
I moved away some years ago and only seldom have been back by to visit ... I didn't even know the windows had been broken.
I too love Helen Mirren, though I cannot handle The Cook, the Theif, his Wife, and her Lover.
I thought the M in U of M and MSU stood for Mississippi.
Wait a minute; it does.
I just want it on the record that my oldest daughter just got her college grade report and recorded a perfect 4.00. Mom and I are so damned proud of her!
Consider it done.
Molly Ivors
All in all, though, some lovely pics.
how'd they come to be called "Bowls"?
Stadia were bowl-shaped.
Helen Mirren was in "Caligula"?
The sister with whom he has an incestuous affair, IIRC. Drusilla?
Molly Ivors
Caligula banged all of his sisters.
Helen apparently played Caesonia, Caligula's wife.
For the record, it's in Clearwater, on US 19 at Drew Street.
I used to pass it all the time whilst driving, er, crawling on US 19.
I moved away some years ago and only seldom have been back by to visit ... I didn't even know the windows had been broken.
Sinfonian, in America's glans™
Lived in Clearwater for 10 years. Saw this phenomenon many times, since visitors wanted to see it when they came to stay with me.
There was a gas station just next to the site where they had a sign that read "Oil change and Our Lady of Clearwater t-shirts."
What a country.
I too love Helen Mirren, though I cannot handle The Cook, the Theif, his Wife, and her Lover.
"Try the cock...at least you know where it's been."
Molly - great pics. I just commented ...
Molly,
that top shot is teh adorable.
how'd they come to be called "Bowls"?
Stadia were bowl-shaped.
NTodd, Satyriasis Sufferer
Indeed. The original game was at the stadium called the "Rose Bowl." So the game was something like "The Rose Bowl Game," and it evolved from there.
Wowza.
.
Dr. Barmpot
Just not a good time workwise.
Sinfonian, BarnDog is having some serious health problems, mostly with his back.
The last I heard he was facing surgery after the holidays.
Umm, hate to say this but the U of M is actually the University of Michigan. And MSU is not Missouri, it is also Michigan State University.
I thought that was University of Montana. Or the Montana School of Mines.
.
that top shot is teh adorable.
They're very affectionate, the little savages.
I just want it on the record that my oldest daughter just got her college grade report and recorded a perfect 4.00. Mom and I are so damned proud of her!
wow. Kudos to her.
I pleaded w/ Zapette to put Lawrence Welk back on, but Nooooah...she's watching Sound of Music.
/boy, we really are married (and Minnesotan)
The original game was at the stadium called the "Rose Bowl." So the game was something like "The Rose Bowl Game," and it evolved from there.
Although the Yale Bowl was the first stadium so named.
that top shot is teh adorable.
And think of the good side: Nobody is biting anybody else. Unlike some pics I still have...
/boy, we really are married (and Minnesotan)
Yep.
Here's my little granddaughter over at my alter-ego's website:
http://www.thehungryblogger.blog...r.blogspot.com/
Philadelphia used to have a park called the "Baker Bowl" that had an unusual feature. The outfield had an unnatural rise in it caused by an underground subway tunnel. Hence the name, "The hump"
Here's my little granddaughter over at my alter-ego's website
She is beautiful.
So, which #2 or #3 does THIS make?
http://www.comcast.net/news/
inde...vqh=itn_taliban
Oh, Shaw, what a doll!
Okay, sweet things. I'm off to find Thers and make him feed me. Best to all!
Here's my little granddaughter over at my alter-ego's website
Cute! She's a superhero.
I have to go out to....shop. For the trophies. G-strings, this year? Or handkerchiefs?
Is there a test that is taken which decides who is evil and who is good?
There was a gas station just next to the site where they had a sign that read "Oil change and Our Lady of Clearwater t-shirts."
How apropos this time of the year.
I guess Michigan and Michigan State can claim the names because of the SHEER SIZE they have.
(At least that is what they told me. Michigan and State both have student populations near 30,000)
At least with my school there is no confusion. Hope College, Holland, MI. No other school is Hope. (Albertus VanRaalte who led the first settlers from Holland to the USA named Hope College, "My anchor of Hope for my people in the New World."
http://www.hope.edu
I guess Michigan and Michigan State can claim the names because of the SHEER SIZE they have.
(At least that is what they told me. Michigan and State both have student populations near 30,000)
At least with my school there is no confusion. Hope College, Holland, MI. No other school is Hope. (Albertus VanRaalte who led the first settlers from Holland to the USA named Hope College, "My anchor of Hope for my people in the New World."
http://www.hope.edu
"Try the cock...at least you know where it's been."
NTodd, Satyriasis Sufferer
NTodd speaks from experience and I might add advises to chew more slowly ... he claims it ensures better digestion
lol ...
Is there a test that is taken which decides who is evil and who is good?
Terry C, Gore /Clark 08
making faces in the mirror might give you a sense of it (worked in the sound of music
Diane, drop me a line at quiltsquito@operamail.com
Since haloscum refused to publish it the first time, this is not a duplicate post.
what beautiful children, all around.
NTodd speaks from experience
Yes, the experience of watching The Cook, etc...
Sinfonian, BarnDog is having some serious health problems, mostly with his back.
The last I heard he was facing surgery after the holidays.
Diane C. Barking-Mad
I knew his back was causing him great pain ... what a shame.
ql, just sent the email.
Later Bats,
Off to listen to some Maria Callas...
Despite three strapping boys, I never managed an angelic daughter.... Just beautiful, Shawe, Sallyh, Tena, Hecate, all of you. So very lucky - do you know?
Goodnight. See you after the end of days, eh? This is all just too much to bear.
Sweet dreams.
Let's see ... catching up ...
NTodd - right on, Yale Bowl. I've seen a couple of games there, years ago. "Bowl" obviously was a pretty common stadium name for, well, stadia shaped like bowls.
DWD - when I worked at Michigan State, we were told the student population was 45,000. It was nearly 46K when I left. It's somewhere in the top ten for a single campus enrollment in the U.S. and, I'm told, has the second-largest campus in terms of area in the world (only the University of Moscow is bigger, as I understand it).
just razzin yah MTodd ... I mean heck yer so famous for your sense of humor
no nice want naughty
Try Miss Nevada.
just razzin yah MTodd ... I mean heck yer so famous for your sense of humor
Right after I start a blog, I'm going to get a sense of humor.
DWD - when I worked at Michigan State, we were told the student population was 45,000. It was nearly 46K when I left. It's somewhere in the top ten for a single campus enrollment in the U.S.
From Wikipedia
Top 10 as of Fall 2006:
1. 51,818: Ohio State University - Columbus, OH
2. 51,234: Arizona State University - Tempe, AZ
3. 50,785: University of Florida - Gainesville, FL
4. 50,402: University of Minnesota Twin Cities - Minneapolis / St Paul, MN
5. 49,738: University of Texas at Austin - Austin, TX
6. 46,719: University of Central Florida - Orlando, FL
7. 45,487: Texas A&M University - College Station, TX
8. 45,166: Michigan State University - East Lansing, MI
9. 44,038: University of South Florida - Tampa, FL
10. 42,914: Pennsylvania State University-University Park - University Park, PA
It sure got quiet in here.
Phil...! You Changed
Phil Man you Changed! ...
Right after I start a blog, I'm going to get a sense of humor.
NTodd, Cock Eater
You've been linked, pantless one.
Isn't the East Coast America's glans and Florida is the testicular arena?
You've been linked, pantless one.
Gomez
That will bring 9 more hits to your site, NTodd.
I
Must
See
This
Movie
http://www.blacksheep-themovie.com/
Wait...The Sound of Music is on.
I must go and watch it while wrapping gifts.
You've been linked, pantless one.
Fuck you, steelhead. Your blog sucks.
BTW, Al Gore is the only logical choice for the Democratic nomination for 2008.
All other candidates should quit immediately.
Fuck you, steelhead. Your blog sucks.
Not like I do.
Fuck you, steelhead. Your blog sucks.
Not like I do.
Isn't the East Coast America's glans and Florida is the testicular arena?
Snow, Ordinary Thinker
Shit, America hasn't been that hard for years.
Think of Florida more like this.
Florida brings its own sack with it ... granted, the area south of Tallahassee is a small sack, but still ...
Diane has mail.
Fuck you, steelhead. Your blog sucks.
NTodd, Cock Eater
Keep talking about it. Even bad publicity is good.
Not like I do.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
_/
hahaha! vicki ... you ...oh nevermind see yah when yah get back
my little granddaughter
Oh, she's gorgeous. And so self-contained for such a young woman. Brains and wit just shine through her eyes and her posture.
"I can't believe that everyone doesn't know that bugs bunny is gay.
::matthew"
What!!!
Next you are going to tell me Christmas is steeped in Pagan rituals or something.
Gomez,
I'm going to send you something really cool to post on your blog.
I'm going outside...I'll send it in a few.
bakatcha, ql, and thanks again.
Hello all you atriots. It looks like a slow time to come in and say thanks to all of you for being here. What a comfort to "hear"the conversation going on. I'm on my way back out to the hospital, no change yet in my father's condition. I'm doing my best to hang in. Wish me luck. I love you all more than you know.
and windy has stormy eyes ... that flash at the sound of lies ... and windy has wings to fly ... above the clouds (above the clouds
Not like I do.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
_/
Gomez
Get a room.
Christmas trees died for your sins.
Skype™Night.
.
I'm on my way back out to the hospital, no change yet in my father's condition.
Best to all of you.
The surge is going to happen. The patriotic thing to do would be to back President Bush up 1,000 % on the new way forward in Iraq. I know I'm going to. Are you?????
Even Jimmeh Carter's former apologists cannot believe what a disgusting piece of shit he is..
From Mel Konner, Professor of Anthropology, Emory University:
For me, it means the loss of one of my greatest heroes. I have never allowed a snide remark about Jimmy Carter's "failed" presidency to pass without contradicting it. I have said countless times that he is the greatest former president, setting a new standard for that role.
I don't recognize Carter any more. I am afraid of him now, for myself and for my children. He has not just turned his back on the balance and fairness that all peacemaking depends on. He has become a spokesman for the enemies of my people. He has become an apologist for terrorists.
...
Carter has changed. Something has happened to his judgment. I don't understand what it is, but I know it is very dangerous. At a minimum, his legacy is irrevocably tarnished, and he will never again be a factor in the quest for Middle East peace. At worst, he is emboldening terrorists and their apologists in the Arab world, encouraging them to go on with their terror campaign and refuse even to recognize Israel's right to just exist.
Here's my little granddaughter over at my alter-ego's website:
http://www.thehungryblogger.blog...r.blogspot.com/
Shaw Kenawne - 7:43 pm
lovely child...
betcha 50k quatloos she favors her gramma...
I believe I'll go do some reading for a while.
For you late-comers, I've got Bonus Critter Blogging up.
Enjoy the evening.
Are you?????
No, but do be sure to email us when you enlist in the surge.
I pulled a rescue ... I marched right down to Home Depot and demanded they release the tree they just harmed and brought it home and fed it aspirin and water and decorated it! it looks like its feeling better than dead ... alot better
Wish me luck.
Good luck.
The surge is going to happen. The patriotic thing to do would be to back President Bush up 1,000 % on the new way forward in Iraq. I know I'm going to. Are you?????
Nope.
Even Jimmeh Carter's former apologists cannot believe what a disgusting piece of shit he is...
Even I cannot believe what a disgusting piece of shit you are...
What do you intend to do to back up President Bush 1,000%? Specifically, please.
... alot better
no nice want naughty -- 8:30 pm
FOOL!!!!
Trifling with the power of the gods!?!?!?!
Why, you've created ...oooohh nnnnooooo
FRANKENTRIE
Aaaarrrrrgggghhhh
Gomez,
Green Peace Mail. I can photo some more if one of those doesn't turn out exactly to your taste.
"The patriotic thing to do would be to back President Bush up 1,000 % on the new way forward in Iraq. I know I'm going to. Are you?????"
No fucking way. How's that for a simple answer to a stupid question?
Back to TSOM.
"When you know the notes to sing..."
Back to TSOM.
"When you know the notes to sing..."
The surge is going to happen. The patriotic thing to do would be to back President Bush up 1,000 % on the new way forward in Iraq. I know I'm going to. Are you?????
red white and blue | 12.23.06 - 8:27 pm | #
More soldiers will die, and their blood is on yours and bushboy's hands. Have a great afterlife in hell, shithead.
but ... but ... I'm also a gifted surgeon ... I could do something with that imperfection in it's trunk! ... It's ALIVE ... It's Alive!
What do you intend to do to back up President Bush 1,000%? Specifically, please.
I'm not saying I'd eat ground glass for my President but pretty close to it. I think it's that important what he's trying to accomplish in the Middle East. To make our nation safe !
NTodd, Cock Eater |
..out of the closet, are ya?...I don't think I was the only to suspect it..
The surge is going to happen. The patriotic thing to do would be to back President Bush up 1,000 % on the new way forward in Iraq. I know I'm going to. Are you?????
I don't believe in supporting war criminals.
The patriotic thing is to oppose war criminals.
But then again, you're not a patriot, you're a coward.
What do you intend to do to back up President Bush 1,000%? Specifically, please.
I'm not saying I'd eat ground glass for my President but pretty close to it. I think it's that important what he's trying to accomplish in the Middle East. To make our nation safe !
red white and blue | 12.23.06 - 8:35 pm | #
How about you sign your fat lazy ass up and get over there then. Our fighting men and women need some target practice.
"I'm not saying I'd eat ground glass for my President but pretty close to it. I think it's that important what he's trying to accomplish in the Middle East. To make our nation safe !"
ah you won't eat the glass but you will drink the Kool Aid!
I'm not saying I'd eat ground glass for my President but pretty close to it.
Oh fuck, I just meant will you enlist like the patriotic little shit you pretend to be?
NTodd, Cock Eater |
..out of the closet, are ya?...I don't think I was the only to suspect it..
liberal jeenyus - 8:36 pm
Clemson fan.
I'm not saying I'd eat ground glass for my President but pretty close to it. I think it's that important what he's trying to accomplish in the Middle East. To make our nation safe !
red white and blue | 12.23.06 - 8:35 pm | #
Translation: I suck Zionist cock.
Isn't the East Coast America's glans and Florida is the testicular arena?
Snow, Ordinary Thinker
Obviously an ordinary thinker.
Everyone knows that Florida is America's wang!
*REAL* Americans refuse to live cowardly lives in fear of those mean little brown people.
..out of the closet, are ya?...I don't think I was the only to suspect it..
Nope. Funny that you think that would get my goat, though, Dipshitz Haderach.
No. 1 daughter has arrived.
I'm off.
Bush is brain damaged and fronting for a international crime cartel in a really despicable way in that they are spitting in our face by buying that intrinsically insane person's way in to ...get this ...our president ... hahahahahahahahaha sorry charlie ...another failure ... no wayzie ... George bush the Phoney King of ... (take yer pick of what
I'm not saying I'd eat ground glass for my President but pretty close to it.
So you have enlisted?
"The patriotic thing to do would be to back President Bush up 1,000 % on the new way forward in Iraq. I know I'm going to. Are you?????"
I have been listening to air traffic again, since yesterday going into and out of a base that is 'closed' with just an reserve unit and training mission left. For the last three weekends, the traffic has been very similar in sound and frequency to what it was during Viet Nam when things were very active. One thing that was a constant back then were the medivac flights bringing troops into the major military hospital here. Now, this traffic never seems visible, usually at night or today in overcast conditions. I find myself wondering what it is all for. And here I am wondering and remembering and you want me to support that useless prick.
I'm not saying I'd eat ground glass for my President but pretty close to it. I think it's that important what he's trying to accomplish in the Middle East. To make our nation safe !
www.goarmy.com
Somerby on the press corpse [what else] :
Even now, with Bush having nearly destroyed the known world, they haven’t quite walked away from their “Republicans = authenticity” judgments. They will soon return to these themes in force—if we stoop to the silly place where they want our discourse to go.
http://www.dailyhowler.com/dh122.../
dh122206.shtml
I'm laughing because it's christmas eve eve and I don't want to cry.
Perish the thought that the kids will use their imagination...and actually (gasp) ask questions.
Asking questions leads to questioning Jeebus, which leads, eventually, to a drop in the pastor's income.
Which is a BAD thing.
Clemson fan.
Obviously.
*REAL* Americans refuse to live cowardly lives in fear of those mean little brown people.
Hear hear!
..out of the closet, are ya?...I don't think I was the only to suspect it..
liberal jeenyus - 8:36 pm
++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Clemson fan.
Gimlet - 8:38 pm
i'm no farm boy, but it seems to me they cant ALL be pullets, can they?
/
Let's hear it for the Oregon Ducks, who got their tails handed to them in spectacular fashion by BYU!
Really, really pathetic.
next elected schlep to be pushed forward in the line of mindless directionless children of our own out of control intelligence agencies
WGG you've been doing such a great job of covering climate change on your blog. I'm so grateful.
Nope. Funny that you think that would get my goat, though, Dipshitz Haderach.
NTodd, Cock Eater
..trying to get your goat?..nope...look at your signature..just commenting on that..if your goat's been got...well, that's something you have to deal with...
..if a male duck quacks that he performs fellatio on other ducks..then it's a fellating duck...
...comprende?
Oh, Goddess, the xian carolers are coming around. I have to turn off all of my lights and pretend not to be home. Later, Bats.
Really, really pathetic.
Apprentice to Darth Holden - 8:43 pm
i daresay...
but nothing is as pathetic as the 6-6 UNM Lobos, playing i the inaugural New Mexico Bowl, losing to San Diego State, 26-12, in a game that wasn't that close...
the only futility akin to being a lobos fan is being a cubs fan, imho...
/
I'm not saying I'd eat ground glass for my President but pretty close to it.
If you'd eat ground glass for a man who views you to be as disposable as toilet tissue, you're pretty fucking pathetic.
Juju does not do nuance. Too fucking stupid. And cowardly.
but nothing is as pathetic as the 6-6 UNM Lobos, playing i the inaugural New Mexico Bowl, losing to San Diego State, 26-12, in a game that wasn't that close...
actually, San Jose State.
I actually watched some of that game. Not pretty for the homestanding Lobos.
..trying to get your goat?..
I would leave his goats alone. It's a personal thing.
...nothing is as pathetic as the 6-6 UNM Lobos, playing i the inaugural New Mexico Bowl, losing to San Diego State, 26-12...
Excuse me - that's San Jose State - my alma mater.
On, you Spartans - on, you Spartans - on to vick-toe-ree!!!
Goddamn, the Raiders suck.
It's so depressing ... four years ago the Buccaneers and Raiders played in the Super Bowl. Today, they're a combined 5-22.
nope...look at your signature..just commenting on that..if your goat's been got...well, that's something you have to deal with...
You're still an ignorant git, I see.
Not trying to get my goat? Then why would you need to comment on it? And why would you expend any thought and "suspect" something about my sexuality? Does that really matter?
Regardless, if you read upthread, you'll see the origin of the addendum. I tend to change them quite often.
I actually think San Jose State could beat the Raiders.
WGG you've been doing such a great job of covering climate change on your blog. I'm so grateful.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator - 8:45 pm
thank you, goddess...i feared i was become too strident...
i have no offspring, my personal genome is a cul-de-sac; so my interest is pretty much academic...
.
I would leave his goats alone. It's a personal thing.
Nobody fucks my goats but me. Nor my ducks.
Juju does not do nuance. Too fucking stupid. And cowardly.
Snow, Ordinary Thinker |
Ok..I'll bite..where is the nuance in someone calling himself a cock-eater?..
Green Peace Mail. I can photo some more if one of those doesn't turn out exactly to your taste.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
Vicki's Peace Sign
Let's hear it for the Oregon Ducks, who got their tails handed to them in spectacular fashion by BYU!
Really, really pathetic.
Apprentice to Darth Holden
NTodd, Duck Fellator
Okay, now I'm confused. Do the Ducks suck, or do they get sucked?
Ok..I'll bite..where is the nuance in someone calling himself a cock-eater?..
So you take everything that is ever uttered/written only literally?
Okay, now I'm confused. Do the Ducks suck, or do they get sucked?
Um...I think I suck ducks. But I won't fuck them. That would be wrong.
you'll be okay MTodd ... dont ever doubt yerself son ... when yah pass that produce counter just think about baseball or somethin ...
So you take everything that is ever uttered/written only literally?
NTodd, Duck Fellator
But, of course. Starting with the Bible.
My apologies to the spartan faithful...
the lobos have won one bowl game: 1961 aviation bowl, against (iirc, won't swear to it) tcu...
.
Okay, now I'm confused. Do the Ducks suck, or do they get sucked?
Both.
But the other day, they SERIOUSLY sucked.
Hecate,
Just pretend you're a lonely goater.
oh I meant poultry counter
trying to get my goat? Then why would you need to comment on it? And why would you expend any thought and "suspect" something about my sexuality? Does that really matter?
..easy missy..I'm not judging...just remarking..
...it's your skin..you're the one that has to be comfortable in it..
But the other day, they SERIOUSLY sucked.
Yes, they certainly did.
the lobos have won one bowl game: 1961 aviation bowl, against (iirc, won't swear to it) tcu...
Quick Googling ...
It was Western Michigan.
..easy missy..I'm not judging...just remarking..
Curious: why do you need to remark at all?
I'm so confused. I thought most of you guys were pussylickers. Which is a bit strange, cause most cats are self-cleaning.
oh I meant poultry counter
Actually, I'm not allowed to go to the poultry section any more after...the incident.
WGG...
The Bobos won the'61 aviation bowl against (I think) Western Michigan.
If St. Marys Girls School for the Blind ever make it to a bowl game, the Bobos might win that one,too.
...it's your skin..you're the one that has to be comfortable in it..
Is that what is wrong, you're not comfortable with yourself, juju? Therapy might help. Or just getting the fuck over yourself.
..easy missy..I'm not judging...just remarking..
Curious: why do you need to remark at all?
NTodd, Duck Fellator |
..you really haven't accepted your sexuality have you?......
...Curious: why do you expect someone not to comment when you announce it in a public forum?
did I mention I'm also a gifted surgeon? MTodd I could help you
...Curious: why do you expect someone not to comment when you announce it in a public forum?
liberal jeenyus
Man, this is a dense troll!
I've come to the conclusion that modern conservatism - as distinguished from the classical, Goldwater conservatism, which was largely fiscal - is a movement made up largely of self-loathers who either suppress their own personalities in order to fit into some paradigm instilled by their parents or churches or whatever, or they exhibit extreme jealousy of those who are able to live as they really are.
I respect the fiscal conservatives, even if I don't agree. The self-loathers, though ... I just pity them.
Man, this is a dense troll!
If we could synthesize it, we wouldn't need depleted uranium anymore.
..you really haven't accepted your sexuality have you?......
Actually, I have. I'm hetero, and so comfortable with that I can even joke about eating cocks. Especially when it comes up in the context of a movie quote.
...Curious: why do you expect someone not to comment when you announce it in a public forum?
You really haven't improved your reading comp since you thought I didn't know you could apply for CO status in the military. Try harder.
"I'm not saying I'd eat ground glass for my President but pretty close to it."
The sound you hear is me puking.
did I mention I'm also a gifted surgeon? MTodd I could help you
What hump?
I do have something to say, tonight, though.
.
...lessee...NTodd has called himself Man Dater and Cock Eater..
...how on Earth could anyone come to the conclusion he's gay?...
...it's funny, when I quote NTodd he calls me dishonest..
"I'm not saying I'd eat ground glass for my President but pretty close to it."
You can have "your" president, dude. He's not my president - mine was duly elected and then cheated out of it. How greatly history would have been changed for the better had the 2000 election been legitimate ...
...it's funny, when I quote NTodd he calls me dishonest..
Actually, I think it is stupid that he calls you.
"The patriotic thing to do would be to back President Bush up 1,000 % on the new way forward in Iraq.
Fuck Bush.
Sideways.
With a rusty chainsaw.
You know, irony and humor are totally lost on our trolls.
...Curious: why do you expect someone not to comment when you announce it in a public forum?
jethrene, you announce the fact that you are an indigent maggot with less intelligence than shit for brains every time you post.
Curious: How are you able to function with that BB of a brain you possess?
...it's funny, when I quote NTodd he calls me dishonest..
I'm also called myself:
NTodd, 1337
NTodd, 9yo
NTodd, Pax Pantasa
NTodd, A Very Special Blossom
NTodd, Admiralizzle
NTodd, Anti-Speedo
NTodd, Basher of Yams
Your point?
I don't actually play panflute.
I call NTodd Teh Wanker.
Actually, I have. I'm hetero, and so comfortable with that I can even joke about eating cocks.
....ooops...I didn't mean to cause you to run back into the closet...
...I promise I will drop it...like I said...I was not judging...it's your business..
...but...you'll have to admit your pronouncement in a public forum was some sort of attempt at catharsis..trying to test the waters, so to speak..
..you'll have to admit my comment was not hostile..which makes me surprised at your reaction...
...baby steps, son..baby steps
I call NTodd Teh Wanker.
See, that's true, because I do wank as often as I can.
in honor of our escaping
I don't actually play panflute.
NTodd, Master of the Panflute
There are those that say they don't play the panflute
And those that say they're trying to quit.
....ooops...I didn't mean to cause you to run back into the closet...
Yeah, whatever.
...but...you'll have to admit your pronouncement in a public forum was some sort of attempt at catharsis..trying to test the waters, so to speak..
Why should I admit to anything that's not true and irrelevant?
..you'll have to admit my comment was not hostile..which makes me surprised at your reaction...
No, it was just passive-aggressive bullshit.
Crawl back under your rock and read some NASA data from 1997, you nostril-raping fucktard.
There are those that say they don't play the panflute
And those that say they're trying to quit.
I play trombone. Much more manly, see. And when you're playing really fast, it looks like you're wanking!
Sheesh.
-
Sheesh.
-
I love that browsers store text you've entered in forms previously. I'm discovering all sorts of old names, some of which I even remember using and in what context.
I'm not saying I'd eat ground glass for my President
Oh, if only you would.
Must've gotten into the yam wine that night.
NTodd = yams in his speedos
That's a fairly recent nym.
I'm not saying I'd eat ground glass for my President
Oh, if only you would.
Buzz Bomb
Hmm...am I really, or not?
When you clear you cache, all of your old name additions disappear.
Sandiaman: WGG...
The Bobos won the'61 aviation bowl against (I think) Western Michigan.
wazzat Don Perkins' team?
.
I play trombone. Much more manly, see. And when you're playing really fast, it looks like you're wanking!
Good point.
jethrene fucking around, huh?
I wondered what that incessant whapping sound was.
When you clear you cache, all of your old name additions disappear.
No, only when you "clear private data". Cache just stores the HTML page, but FF at least retains any previously-entered text for form fields like name, e-mail, etc. You can nuke all of that if you are concerned, say on a public terminal in a library or something, though...
Actually, I was distorting the truth a little: I *used* to be a tromboner, but I had my folk sell my horn at the garage sale in '92. I do honestly wish I still played--it was a fun instrument.
billy b - are you a knight, or a hooker?
darn too late with the lake duck thing. Oh well:
http://www.abc.net.au/science/
ne...lish_366856.htm
Ah, Partagas ...
I've been known to partake of those a time or two ...
although my cigar of choice today is the CAO Brasilia Amazon. Mmmmm.
Wow, I finally got here & I have nothing to say -- what's the topic on this thread?
http://thumbsnap.com/v/L3av5lxa.jpg
Time to solve the Iraq mess. I suggest we seriously get our drity fucking hippie on for 2007. New Year's Day we do the hippie mud dance, then no batheing unitl the troops our back. We'll just let the rising stench speak for us.
No, only when you "clear private data".
Listen, Wanker. I cleared the cache, not cookies or anything else. So stop being a wanker.
Wow, I finally got here & I have nothing to say -- what's the topic on this thread?
http://thumbsnap.com/v/L3av5lxa.jpg
Prior Aelred
Don't know. Just got here too.
.
billy b - are you a knight, or a hooker?
I can be either.
What was the character that Ackroyd played on the early SNL's?
"so and so, male prostitute"
Think in those terms. I don't want stemcell jethrene getting any funny ideas...
Prior, I think lately it was dealing with neutron star type trolls.
wow ntodd, remember when I said trombone players have the best kissing embrouchure?
Woody...
I think that Perkins was playing for the Cowboys in '61,but I ain't too sure.
The seniors and juniors in '61 probably would have been recruites by Marv Levy, tho.
...baby steps, son..baby steps
liberal jeenyus
Good grief.
How are y'all doing tonight (besides the little one, that is)?
Just got back from dinner with the family and getting ready for a two-day cooking marathon.
What was the character that Ackroyd played on the early SNL's?
Crazy Samurai Sword Wielding Guy.
No, it was just passive-aggressive bullshit.
Chill-out, man, I've been known to puff one every now and then. I actually enjoy it.
theese thread, ees not so fresh.
[/El Gato Negro]
He shall feed his flock like a shepherd, and gently gather the lambs with his arm, and carry them in his bosom, and gently lead those that are with young.
Come unto him, all ye that labor.
Come unto him, ye that are heavy laden, and he will give you rest. Take his yoke upon you, and learn of him, for he is meek, and lowly of heart, and ye shall find rest unto your soul.
Merry Christmas.
How are y'all doing tonight
We are fine, dear lady.
How are you?
Woody...
I think that Perkins was playing for the Cowboys in '61,but I ain't too sure.
The seniors and juniors in '61 probably would have been recruites by Marv Levy, tho.
sandiaman | 12.23.06 - 9:34 pm
yeah, i think that's right...
you wanna meet gwpda, tena, flory, olaf, mothra, an me on or about jan 4 for yucks?
.
Chill-out, man, I've been known to puff one every now and then. I actually enjoy it.
We already knew you were a pole-smoker. No need for confessions here.
Listen, Wanker. I cleared the cache, not cookies or anything else. So stop being a wanker.
Perhaps you're using a different browser than I, but cache is generally separate from cookies, form data, history, etc. FF2.0, however, does have a "clear private data" feature that will wipe out everything based on your selections.
I do honestly wish I still played--it was a fun instrument.
My younger one picked that as the instrument of choice.
As a beginner (fifth grade), the practice sessions were extremely painful.
Prior,
I have a topic: just waiting for someone to ask, "What is the topic?"
For a variety of reasons I am increasingly dissatisfied with the length of movies. Length of books. Lenght of nearly everything.
I like 90minute movies and 200 page books, Am I alone?
wow ntodd, remember when I said trombone players have the best kissing embrouchure?
Indeed, and that's been my line for decades!
although my cigar of choice today is the CAO Brasilia Amazon. Mmmmm.
The Citgo in Jeffersonville ain't got those, although they do often have Cohibas (and not unreasonably priced).
FF2.0, however, does have a "clear private data" feature that will wipe out everything based on your selections.
That's what I use, wanker. Oh wait. Gateway replaced my hard drive.
How are you?
Very well, thank you. Looking forward to Christmas.
As a beginner (fifth grade), the practice sessions were extremely painful.
Yeah, takes a while to get the lips and tongue all trained!
Chill-out, man, I've been known to puff one every now and then. I actually enjoy it.
We already knew you were a pole-smoker. No need for confessions here.
Snow, Ordinary Thinker |
..there's just no way possible that was Cock Eater name stealing...
...dolt...
That's what I use, wanker.
Well, see, that *is* different than wiping out your cache...
Yeah, takes a while to get the lips and tongue all trained!
That's why God invented ear plugs.
Merry Christmas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o...h?
v=oW6nZyJSERw
Prior, merry Christmas. Make up a topic!
Got your Xmas shopping done!
What's up with 'Marly and Me'?
Melissa requested it (and The Canterbury Tales?) and it's on CD audio and book form.
Seems to be about a Lab dog. Barns and Noble had it on display behind the counter!?
.
..there's just no way possible that was Cock Eater name stealing...
So you don't deny smoking a pole or two every now and then? Good. Honesty is important.
lord lift us where we belong
DWD, I could deal with the longer films if only they would bring back intermissions. I believe some films need to be longer than 90 minutes. Some need to never have been made.
"so and so, male prostitute"
*ding*
TREBEK: Sinfonian?
SINFONIAN: Who was Fred Garvin?
nobody deserves to be in this situation
hard to find a 200 page book that would be worth the time. 500 pages/ 4 hrs.
S. King maybe should be limited to 100 pages .
Dan Hicks performs "I Scare Myself"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k...h?
v=kiERMbv4AMs
The SNL Samurai guy was Belushi.
The main theme from Lady Sings the Blues is a piece called Happy. I've heard a big band version featuring trombone that is very nice.
DWD, I could deal with the longer films if only they would bring back intromissions.
Fixed your typo.
The Wolf Also Shall Dwell With The Lamb
The SNL Samurai guy was Belushi.
Belushi is dead to me!
evening bats
is it typical that a 3 year old drive's one to drinking?
and the thread reaches the six-hour mark.
Wonder what the longest lasting thread was? Daytime vs. overnight?
..there's just no way possible that was Cock Eater name stealing...
..Nope, not me. I never namesteal. Ever..
..And I know how you like those fucking stupid truncated ellipses...
When I was younger, I could not get enough of Earle Stanley Gardner, Ian Fleming, Agatha Christie and so on. Books were seldom larger than 200 pages
When I was younger, I could not get enough of Earle Stanley Gardner, Ian Fleming, Agatha Christie and so on. Books were seldom larger than 200 pages
Very well, thank you. Looking forward to Christmas.
pie
I wish I was coming over to your place in a couple of days, say about the time you conclude your cooking marathon.
DWD --
I agree about movies -- with books it depends -- short can be good for a series -- some books are better long.
Today we finished the Great O Antiphons at Verspers -- tomorrow the office gets even more complicated & tomorrow night is Midnight Mass
Tonight at recreation we had Ben & Jerry's ice cream -- we have finally been on Working Assets long distance long enough for every monk to have a pint of Ben & Jerry's! (BTW -- I would prefer Working Assets to AT&T even without the ice cream -- or the fact that the bill is less than 1/3 what it was!)
http://thumbsnap.com/v/oKVd45NC.jpg
The SNL Samurai guy was Belushi.
bo | 12.23.06 - 9:45 pm | #
yes it was.
Samurai Delicatessen (Şarküteri Samurayı (Türkçe Altyazı
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4...h?v=4PVf6IL0-
vI
is it typical that a 3 year old drive's one to drinking? - ::matthew
You gave him the keys and directions to the bar?
Yeah. I hope the pre-film commercials would just die already.
You gave him the keys and directions to the bar?
bo
indeed
In case you missed it, today's Daily Schadenfreude was actually kinda fun.
Fuckin' Republicans. It feels so good to see them whining and in-fighting.
I could deal with the longer films if only they would bring back intermissions. I believe some films need to be longer than 90 minutes.
There are some like that. Branagh' Hamlet had an intermission. So did Gettysburg. Can't recall any others in recent times...
..there's just no way possible that was Cock Eater name stealing...
So - you like the Cock Eater deal, eh, jethrene?
stemcell jethrene, Cock Eater.
Yeah. That has a nice ring to it.
is it typical that a 3 year old drive's one to drinking?
::matthew
I thought that was a 2 year old.
But, Yeah, or make you stop!
There are some like that. Branagh' Hamlet had an intermission. So did Gettysburg. Can't recall any others in recent times...
NTodd
back in the day when I was a projectionist, the longest film I built was 10 reels and that was dances with wolves.
Evenin'.
I liked "Samurai Night Fever" where OJ Simpson played Belushi's brother & decided that he wasn't going to be black any more -- frigging prophetic!
http://thumbsnap.com/v/L3av5lxa.jpg
hey, geor3ge - long time no see!
::matthew, that's the best way of doing it.
What's the problem, struggles of the will?
Belushi never existed!
geez, I got no credit for knowing Fred Garvin. This blog sucks.
Hey, Sinfonian. Brilliant turn on Jeopardy, my brother.
Hi, Prior. Thanks for the kind postcard. Fargin' USPS has yet to deliver the calendars. I'll let you know when they arrive.
What's the problem, struggles of the will?
bo
yeah, the little bastard will not listen....ever.
we've tried everything. I guess we'll just hope he grows out of it soon.
Belushi never existed!
Snow, Ordinary Thinker
Yes he did.
.
thanks, geor3ge. Glad I got to wear the pin and mention the fraternity.
yeah, the little bastard will not listen....ever.
we've tried everything. I guess we'll just hope he grows out of it soon.
::matthew
They generally do. Unfortunately, those who don't may grow up to be preznit ...
Glad I got to wear the pin and mention the fraternity.
Made me proud. Now, if I could just convince my girlfriend that it's a real fraternity.
sinfonian -
That's great. Fred Garvin.
Sorry for being late on the recog - I've been in and out.
Love the JEP reference.
...those who don't may grow up to be preznit ...
Sinfonian
actually, I'm thinking I'll plan to retire using the MLB contract money he'll get.
Dude is hitting pitched balls really well...knocked over some war on christmas decorations across the room the other day.
I wish more leftards were this committed to their beliefs..
...seriously...I do...really...
actually, I'm thinking I'll plan to retire using the MLB contract money he'll get.
I know a guy who tied his kid's right arm down so the kid would learn to use his left hand.
I wish more leftards were this committed to their beliefs..
I see you typing, but all I hear is "Clackity clack clack clack."
Dude is hitting pitched balls really well...knocked over some war on christmas decorations across the room the other day.
::matthew
Excellent! First thing I ever said to my son when he was born (in '99) was to explain the infield fly rule.
I don't think he remembers.
I want him to learn to be a switch-hitting catcher, but that looks like a lost cause, too. He's starting baseball this year, though - glove, bat, etc. under the tree.
snow, he is batting left handed.
I'm left handed as is my dad and sister, the wife's family has some leftys too. He has been writing with both hands, but there's always hope!
I wish more leftards were this committed to their beliefs..
That is sweet. Do you pray to Jesus before or after wishing death on your political rivals?
I wish more leftards were this committed to their beliefs..
Yeah, I'd already read that story. What a dumbfuck.
geor3ge --
Sorry about that -- the USPS is kind of busy right now -- BTW -- calendars are losing money -- either we will have to up the price or 2007 will be our last year 
De Presnit is a Putzzzz.
I'm left handed as is my dad and sister, the wife's family has some leftys too. He has been writing with both hands, but there's always hope!
::matthew
Red headed ?
.
stemcell jethrene, Cock Eater -
You want immolation, I can probably oblige you, home skillet.
snow, he is batting left handed.
How sinister.
I want him to learn to be a switch-hitting catcher,
Switch-hitting is great, but the position has to come naturally. I never planned to become a left-handed second baseman.
I guess we'll just hope he grows out of it soon. - ::matthew
Don't bank too much on the soon. Tend to up the frustration. Seem to recall that being resolute in one's "no" and letting the ensuing tantrum blow to exhaustion provided the kid a chance to learn, eventually, that barking at the moon doesn't work. That, and catching them being good. (Oh, and like I was really consistent at this and good at doing it. Feh.)
You'll both survive, I'm sure.
Man, I'm really craving some corned beef hash and eggs. I might just go make some...
Prior,
Sorry to hear that as well. Seven dollars is a steal for a calendar. I'd gladly pay more.
I wish I was coming over to your place in a couple of days, say about the time you conclude your cooking marathon.
Darlin', the food will be gone.
Crab-stuffed shrimp tomorrow, and the most gorgeous standing rib roast on Christmas.
Then I'm done cooking for a day or two.
How sinister.
Sinister means left-handed, Wanker. Don't try to make it a pejorative.
How sinister.
No Latin jokes!
Snow,
Two of the best left-handed pitchers ever were natural right-handers. Mickey Lolich and Kenny Rogers. Both had injuries that caused them to change their "handiness."
SHUT UP SHUT UP!!
JAck ass 'the Movie' is ON!!
.
SHUT UP SHUT UP!!
JAck ass 'the Movie' is ON!!
.
Hitting the road soon to get to Wisconsin for the Christmas Festivities.
Merry, Merry, Happy, Happy to All! (Chose celebration--or not--of your choice)
Will there be more peace next year? With Worst President Ever still in charge, highly doubtful.
But may you all feel your own peace and have a new year of good health and happiness.
Ta, all!
Oh, and best wishes to all our four legged friends. Not to leave our snakes and birds, btw.
snow, he is batting left handed.
How sinister.
NTodd, Partagas Smoker
That was dextrous of you.
That is sweet. Do you pray to Jesus before or after wishing death on your political rivals?
Snow, Ordinary Thinker
...well actually he didn't die...but, had he, it sure would have made the gene pool a little less murky...
Say, there's nothing wrong with being left-handed!
When Clinton & Bush I & Perot ran for the WH, you KNEW that the president was going to be left-handed!
Barak Obama is left-handed (just sayin')
What? Why, yes I am, why do you ask?
...seriously...I do...really...
liberal jeenyus
At least you've got the three dots down.
That's progress of a sort.
That is sweet. Do you pray to Jesus before or after wishing death on your political rivals?
Jesus healed the Centurian's ear after Peter lopped it off in Gethsemane. I doubt he'd be sympathetic to such a prayer since it springs from hatred and ignorance.
Crab-stuffed shrimp tomorrow, and the most gorgeous standing rib roast on Christmas.
That sounds great.
We think similarly. We always have shrimp on Xmas Eve and a standing rib roast on Xmas day.
I just picked up a rib roast today. I got lucky and got choice grade.
Have a great Christmas, dear heart.
Man, I'm really craving some corned beef hash and eggs. I might just go make some...
NTodd, Craver Of Hash & Eggs |
...is this a euphemism for something straight guys don't do to each other?..
What? Why, yes I am, why do you ask?
(waves left hand in the air.)
Me three!
Hey, the intermission discussion reminded me of "Hare Do", a Bugs cartoon where he keeps flipping the intermission switch to fuck up Elmer Fudd. It should be public domain like all the other Warner toons, but none of the public domain sites seem to have it. Anybody out there have a DVD set they'd rip the toon from for me?
My dad was a great pitcher, but he hurt his elbow so at age 16 or something taught himself to throw left-handed, planning to become a leftie first baseman. Luckily, his right arm healed and he pitched for Michigan. Unluckily, he tore his bicep. Luckily, one of my kid brothers also became a pitcher and threw for Michigan. Unluckily, he got bored and quit after his second season. But still great experiences for both.
Anyway, leftie = great first baseman.
sidhra: Jesus healed the Centurian's ear after Peter lopped it off in Gethsemane. I doubt he'd be sympathetic to such a prayer since it springs from hatred and ignorance.
Well, that's just an inconvenient, literalist, strict-constitutionalist reading of the texts.
.
Have a great Christmas, dear heart.
You too.
And all of you.
Good night.
Sorry about that --
Prior Aelred |
yeah their too busy selling contracts to businesses that are earmarked for homeland security for millions of dollars to let military has beens through with absolutely no check to gather information on your residence ... hey! happy holidays .. how do you feel? (i'll add to the question mark to indicate ... there's a way to answer
Just a flyby... signing off now. See y'all later.
up!
Merry Christmas All You All!
.
Despite whatever one may think of Mel Gibson or "Passion of the Christ", the Gethsemane scene that culminates with Christ's arrest and Peter's lopping off of the ear are wondrously rendered.
...well actually he didn't die...but, had he, it sure would have made the gene pool a little less murky...
What the fuck does that have to do with your wishing people would self-immolate themselves, the gist of which being you wish a slow and painful death on people who disagree with you politically, you yellow-bellied, sniveling, anti-American coward?
M'K bats -- too late for me -- s'posed to get up in the morning early & do my exercises before church
Blessings of the season to you all!
Despite whatever one may think of Mel Gibson or "Passion of the Christ", the Gethsemane scene that culminates with Christ's arrest and Peter's lopping off of the ear are wondrously rendered.
James Jesus Rimbau
I gotta go pee.
.
I'm sorry, this thread stopped being minty fresh a longass time ago.
Haloscan's fucking with me. It thinks it's doing me a favor.
...is this a euphemism for something straight guys don't do to each other?..
No, I just made myself some hash and eggs.
It should be public domain like all the other Warner toons, but none of the public domain sites seem to have it.
Can you direct me to said sites?
yeah .. gonna go
You really do like sucking dicks, huh?
...seriously...I do...really...
liberal jeenyus | 12.23.06 - 10:01 pm
well, there you have it - in it's own words
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeets!
In the 70's a friend moved into a Berkeley house where they had a bunch of spoons, very stylish, where the bowl of the spoon was turned 45 degrees to the right of the stem's axis. I taped one of them to the refrigerator with a note denouncing rampant anti-sinestrite dexterism.
(Trying eating soup from a spoon like that with your left hand.)
I would say I am a switch hitter but Rorschach seems to have that sewed up.
Actually, I am quite ambidextrous. FOr what it is worth.
Just another drive-by tonight, bats. A joyous, peaceful season to you all.
"Hare Do"? Is that the one that goes all meta-cartoon with the cartoon being shown on the cartoon screen? Bugs dressing up as a sheriff with a decidedly John Bolton (oops I mean Yosemite Sam) voice?
What the fuck does that have to do with your wishing people would self-immolate themselves, the gist of which being you wish a slow and painful death on people who disagree with you politically, you yellow-bellied, sniveling, anti-American coward?
Snow, Ordinary Thinker
...if they're so-inclined, who I am I to stop them...it's their 1st Amendment Right, after all...isn't it?
...if they're so-inclined, who I am I to stop them...it's their 1st Amendment Right, after all...isn't it?
liberal jeenyus
Fuck off, you goddamn sociopathic moron.
luxury watches
replica chanel
replica movado
rolex watch
Replica watches
louis vuitton handbags
Characters Remaining:
Commenting by HaloScan
