I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Oh goodness.
Thought it wouldn't happen with the new "yellow bar" sucking me back into comments before I could comment.
See, it sucks everyone in.
Pelosi!
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I like our new comment bar overlords.
Being selfish, I'll post one more before I announce new sheets.
hey, what's that yellow bar?
I never promised you a rose garden....
Oh Wait, actually I did....
Eh, forget I ever said anything...
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I am watching UFO files on the History Channel while cleaning my apartment.
I find it more relaxing and more realistic than the news shows.
hey, what's that yellow bar?
New feature from haloscan.
I likes it.
Well batses, the holiday has caught up with me......homer sleep now
I don't get it. Did you know on the older versions of Netscape, you could do a search on Haloscan and actually find things? It was so nice. It disappeared in the upgrade.
ciao for now!
Not much of a bar. Where are the beer nuts?
Oh, never mind...
I must return to cleaning the house. And I have to take down this dead christmas tree before it spontaneously combusts.
I'm at work. There's nobody here.
All I have to do is cover this desk for oh, say, 3 hours or so.
Off to warm up leftovers from yesterday. Hopefully,, I'll join in later.
Pelosi!
All I have to do is cover this desk for oh, say, 3 hours or so.
Gummo
I'm about to cover my desk (home office) with leftovers
I'm at work. There's nobody here.
All I have to do is cover this desk for oh, say, 3 hours or so.
My work shuts down for the week. With pay. How sweet is that?
I might go in Thursday for a couple of hours, and I'll get time off for it. Sweet!!
Hecate, how was your holiday?
Not again?
*gives evil eye to 4LG*
hey, what's that yellow bar?
In crossword puzzledom it's oleo.
*gives evil eye to 4LG*
What did I do?
everyone keeps talking about a yellow bar but i see now yellow bar. am i blind?
From below: And a more serious question:
burial in Arlington National Cemetery
if not U.S. citizens?
Apparently, it depends upon what you'd like to have engraved on your headstone.
I am very proud of my post title:
http://rantsfromtherookery.blogs...ar-in-
iraq.html
My work shuts down for the week. With pay. How sweet is that?
I might go in Thursday for a couple of hours, and I'll get time off for it. Sweet!!
that's what 
Mercenary recruitment will serve as a model for when the White House runs out of domestic lawyers.
everyone keeps talking about a yellow bar but i see now yellow bar. am i blind?
Don't refresh the window. Just wait and see.
It will tell you when new comments have been posted. And how many.
oh i see it now.
Wow, I go off to my blog to publish a post in which I offer Jonathan Chait a quarter to buy a clue and I come back to a new and open thread.
Why is Chimpy's head on Keith's finger?
It will tell you when new comments have been posted. And how many.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse
can we tell it to alert us when ntodd has posted, so we can ignore it?
Why is Chimpy's head on Keith's finger?
I'd prefer to see it on a stake.
But that's just me.
The counter never goes above 11 at work or at home.
4LG,
It was very nice. My coven had a big ritual w/ all of our families, which we'd never done before, then a big dinner, then families left, we did a bit more, slept a few hours, and then went and made noise to wake up the sun a few blocks from the Capitol. It was really lovely. How about yours?
Using Firefox here. The yellow bar shows up just above comments box and refreshes itself to show how many comments...5... 8 you are missing as you thaypfe fadasteer and fasterae
repost
Jimbo: "Hey you're that drunken posee. can i join ya"
Moe: "can you swing a sack of door knobs"
HOmer:: "here's the sack"
Moe: "you gotta supply your own Knobs"
olexicon, Sir Shrill-a-Lot
So, was that really a Holoscan admin guy last nite?
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Oh yay, I just got an e-mail asking permission to use a photo of mine on a book. I turned down the fee.
Why is Chimpy's head on Keith's finger?
Shaw Kenawe,gladitsoverist
Cos Tony already has the world on a string.
flgs,
My work place might as well shut down. Even the subway was almost empty at rush hours. Wonder how it will be tomorrow.
can we tell it to alert us when ntodd has posted, so we can ignore it?
The haloscan administrator was online with us late last night.
I asked him for an asshole filter. But alas. No.
We are addicted to "Guitar Hero 2". It is the greatest video game evah!
No, we're just kidding. Everybody is getting drunk in a yellow bar is what's happening.
So, was that really a Holoscan admin guy last nite?
Yes.
can we tell it to alert us when ntodd has posted, so we can ignore it?
I already submitted that feature suggestion.
Using Firefox here. The yellow bar shows up just above comments box and refreshes itself to show how many comments...5... 8 you are missing as you thaypfe fadasteer and fasterae
ellroon, hair afire
Heay! Jsut lije taht!
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I turned down the fee.
NTodd, Pathetic
commie
I asked him for an asshole filter. But alas. No.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse
ntodd's not an asshole. he's just pathetic.
We are addicted to "Guitar Hero 2". It is the greatest video game evah!
Oh, my brother got that for the family. The nieces were playing it last night.
I asked him for an asshole filter. But alas. No.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse
Yes.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse
I told him to 'Bite Me'
I turned down the fee.
NTodd, Pathetic
I turned down the sheets. Wanna make somethin' of it?
in which I offer Jonathan Chait a quarter to buy a clue and I come back to a new and open thread.
Diane C. Barking-Mad
After Christmas special!!
Two clues for a quarter!!
Don't think it'll help Chait much tho....
NTodd - You should have taken the fee, even if nominal, you could forever more be known as a professional.
Oh yay, I just got an e-mail asking permission to use a photo of mine on a book. I turned down the fee.
NTodd, Pathetic
ACK! Why?
Make sure they spell your name right, give you full credit, put your website up, ... wow! Cool!
The haloscan administrator was online with us late last night.
Did he say anything interesting?
Chait would take his quarter to the wrong store.
take aq drink anytime you're typing an the yellow bar appears?
All I have to do is cover this desk for oh, say, 3 hours or so. - Gummo
They're less likely to catch you if you nap under the desk.
Did he say anything interesting?
Not really, just asked questions about the feature, did we like it? etc.?
Answered a few questions from us. Seemed like a quite civil fellow.
I thought they told people not to drink at yellow bars?
Did he say anything interesting?
NTodd, Pathetic
Oh yay, I just got an e-mail asking permission to use a photo of mine on a book. I turned down the fee.
NTodd, Pathetic
Ummm....why?
And which pitcher?
The haloscan administrator was online with us late last night.
That must have been some weird Xmas hazing ritual.
Why is Chimpy's head on Keith's finger?
Shaw Kenawe,gladitsoverist
I gotta admit that image kinda creeps me out too.
NTodd - You should have taken the fee, even if nominal, you could forever more be known as a professional.
Nah, it's just a little independent, so I'm cool with giving up a few pennies...
God, this place could use a new paint job.
I thought they told people not to drink at yellow bars?
ellroon
Nope, that was "don't eat the yellow snow"
[shakes fist, regrets that he has no new cats to withhold]
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Yellow bars only let Republicans drink.
take aq drink anytime you're typing an the yellow bar appears?
WoodyG'sGuitar, rogue scholar
Oh shit, Woody!
Don't do that!
Ba'al found this little piece of guidance. Leviticus is such a problem for fund-o wack-os.
Should I Get a Tattoo?
That’s a good question. There are many Christians that believe tattoos are a sin, citing Leviticus 19:28 as a reason. They believe that tattoos are in direct violation of how to treat the body, which is considered the Temple of God. However, we now see so many of our favorite Christian artists with tattoos that glorify the Lord, and there are a lot of Christians that believe the dictate was an Old Testament issue that was superceded by the New Testament.
There really isn’t clear guidance on the issue of tattoos. While many teens are too young to get a tattoo without parental permission, that’s where you should go first. Examine your reasons for wanting a tattoo. Make sure that whatever you decide honors God. Remember, God knows your heart. While the world may pressure you to fit into worldly looks and expectations, God calls Christians to live for Him.
Click on the "Comments" link below and let me know what you think about tattoos.
Suggested Reading:
* As a Christian, Should I Get a Tattoo?
* Prodigal Son Magazine Article on Tattoos
* Word of Truth Radio on Tattoos
The haloscan administrator was online with us late last night.
Did he say anything interesting?
He appeared unto Atrios, and said unto Atrios "The LORD is with thee, thou mighty man of valour."
Did he say anything interesting?
NTodd, Pathetic
I'd like to say, Fuck you haloscan.
"don't eat the yellow snow"
anonymous
don't wizz on the electric fence
Did he say anything interesting?
NTodd, Pathetic
there was something about how the guy over at First Draft likes to do perverted stuff with ponies.
The haloscan administrator was online with us late last night.
Did he get out of here alive?
I thought they told people not to drink at yellow bars?
ellroon
Nope, that was "don't eat the yellow snow"
anonymous
I am curious. Yellow?
The haloscan administrator was online with us late last night.
Did you ask him/her/it why the fuck they replaced the angry-face smiley with the lobotomized frowny-face version? 'Cause that permanently pisses me off.
Is it really that important? Yes. 
*
*QED
Israel settlement breaks promise to U.S.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/
20061...el_palestinians
JERUSALEM - Israel has approved a new settlement in the West Bank to house former Jewish settlers from the Gaza Strip, officials said Tuesday, breaking a promise to the U.S. to halt home construction in the Palestinian territories.
Construction in the northern West Bank town of Maskiot began months ago, but the project only received final approval from the Defense Ministry last week, said Dubi Tal, head of the Jordan Valley regional council.
Saeb Erekat, an aide to Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas, condemned the construction and urged the government to revoke its authorization, saying it violated the spirit of cooperation inaugurated by a meeting Saturday between Abbas and Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert.
"What message are they trying to send?" Erekat asked.
The settlement will house 23 families who were evacuated when Israel withdrew from the Gaza Strip last year, and will eventually house 100 families, Tal said. "I estimate that within two or three weeks the foundations for temporary housing will begin," he said.
Olmert has signaled in recent weeks that he is ready to make broad territorial concessions to the Palestinians under a final peace settlement, but he has also said he wants Israel to retain large settlement blocs. The Palestinians claim all of the West Bank, captured by Israel in the 1967 Middle East war, as part of a future independent state.
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Fuck Israel.
They're less likely to catch you if you nap under the desk.
bo
Then I couldn't chat with all you fine folk.
Did you ask him/her/it why the fuck they replaced the angry-face smiley with the lobotomized frowny-face version? 'Cause that permanently pisses me off.
Oooh. I forgot about that.
I want the red one back.
Ummm....why?
And which pitcher?
Needed a snowy field.
Freedom is on the march in South Korea:
Expats Risk Expulsion for Satire
By Tony MacGregor and Bae Ji-sook
Staff Reporters
Foreigners may face deportation or fines if they volunteer at orphanages or organize performances without reporting them to the authorities.
The interpretation came from Joo Jae-bong, an official at the Ministry of Justice. He said there should be no problem with joining a poetry club but that volunteer activites should be registered with the ministry.
``If it 's just a gathering of friends, there should be no problem,’’ he said. ``But if they are organizing performances, they need to register to do those things because they are changing the purpose of their stay here.’’
He said the same rule applies to those who wish to volunteer in an orphanage. Foreigners need to register those activities with the ministry.
Currently, nine foreigners are under investigation in Pusan for conducting performances beyond their visa-sanctioned jobs.
volunteer in an orphanage? krazy Koreans ...
they really are the kazahks of northeast asia
The WMDs do not appear to be in this thread. Perhaps in that other thread. On that other site. Over there.
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I want the red one back.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse
Yeah, why do we need two frowny smileys?
Pink one for girls and yellow one for everyone else?
He appeared unto Atrios, and said unto Atrios "The LORD is with thee, thou mighty man of valour."
driftglass
Sure that wasn't "velour"? As in gray turtleneck...
replaced the angry-face smiley with the lobotomized frowny-face version?
It's been bushized.
Ummm....why?
And which pitcher?
Needed a snowy field.
NTodd, Pathetic | Homepage | 12.26.06 - 6:24 pm
This is a breathtaking photo.
Needed a snowy field.
NTodd, Pathetic
Nice. I'm guessing that wasn't taken this christmas....
.Yeah, why do we need two frowny smileys?
I liked the red one because it didn't look sad, it looked irritated.
I can get 83 of these with my gift certificate. Last Spring I bought 30 and they were amazing. I'm sure I'll have no trouble digging 83 little holes and planting 83 little violas back in the woodland garden . . . .
This happens every damn year and every damn year I swear that the next year I'll be more reasonable.
NTodd, that's a nice moody picture.
But really, you shouldn't turn down a fee for your work.
People don't take you seriously if they don't have to pay you.
I liked the red one because it didn't look sad, it looked irritated.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse
Pink was sad. Red was pissed. Now we have sad and gay pink sad.
I truly hope that KO photo with the Unitard™'s head isn't photoshopped-- or retouched, as it used to be called.
Well, I need to dose Mr. Plushy again. He seems to be having difficulty eating today. Bleedy too.
Poor little baby.
(flory, haven't forgotten about your pitcher)
Nice. I'm guessing that wasn't taken this christmas....
No, it was taken when I was married and had a mom, and the Pack was much smaller.
NTodd,
That's truly, truly lovely.
But really, you shouldn't turn down a fee for your work.
I'm not a very good whore, despite my rep...
NTodd,
I mean, do you think Holden would take you seriously if you just gave it away behind the Tastee-Freez?
Heck, no!
Biden says intends to run for president
By Richard Cowan
Reuters
Tuesday, December 26, 2006; 5:07 PM
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Delaware Sen. Joseph Biden, one of the Democratic party's leading voices on foreign policy and a sharp critic of President George W. Bush's handling of the Iraq war, on Tuesday said he intends to run for president in 2008.
"It is my intention to seek the nomination, and it's my intention sometime in the month of January to set up the appropriate mechanism to be able to raise money for that purpose," Biden said in a telephone news conference that centered on Iraq.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
:: wipes away tears, gasps to recover breath ::
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh, Jesus. Biden... that guy cracks me up every time.
every damn year I swear that the next year I'll be more reasonable.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
NOOoooooooo!!!
The more the merrier.
I can get 83 of these with my gift certificate. Last Spring I bought 30 and they were amazing. I'm sure I'll have no trouble digging 83 little holes and planting 83 little violas back in the woodland garden . . . .
Psychedelic pansys!! excellent.
Poor little baby.
(flory, haven't forgotten about your pitcher)
fourlegsgood, plushynurse
No rush. Take care of our boy.
*scritches*
FYI
Jeevan was/is the Holoscan guy.
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No, it was taken when I was married and had a mom, and the Pack was much smaller.
You still have a mom, you dork. She's just in a different dimension.
Well, I need to dose Mr. Plushy again. He seems to be having difficulty eating today. Bleedy too.
Poor little baby.
(flory, haven't forgotten about your pitcher)
fourlegsgood, plushynurse
What a love you are to care for your plushy kitty so. Big hugs to you.
You still have a mom, you dork. She's just in a different dimension.
Actually, she's in a little box at NTodd's Pa's house.
Biden says intends to run for president
By Richard Cowan
Reuters
Well, I can sleep soundly tonite.
How fucking stoopit are these people?
I'll have to stay up late this evening and see if the haloscan guy shows up.
I'll demand he return our red mad smiley face. Who knows, he might be monitoring us now.
NTodd, I also love the shot of the Punkz heaped on the sofa with Lola's paw ever so lightly touching Kayla's butt.
http://www.dohiyimir.org/2006/
12...olf_also_s.html
How fucking stoopit are these people?
flory
How stoopit you need?
Well, I need to dose Mr. Plushy again. He seems to be having difficulty eating today. Bleedy too.
Poor little baby.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse
Shit!
Poor little baby, indeed.
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"Biden says intends to dress in women's underwear.
By Richard Cowan
Reuters
Tuesday, December 26, 2006; 5:07 PM
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Delaware Sen. Joseph Biden, one of the Democratic party's leading voices on foreign policy and a sharp critic of President George W. Bush's handling of the Iraq war, on Tuesday said he intends to dress in women's underwear in 2008.
"It is my intention to wear black, white, or red thongs and push-up bras and it's my intention sometime in the month of January to set up the appropriate mechanism to be able to raise money for that purpose," Biden said in a telephone news conference that centered on Iraq."
Dear Senator Biden. This is way more interesting. Good on ya!
'"...I don't believe in nothing no more. I'm going to law school."
-Jimbo Jones
One of the funniest Simpsons lines ever.
Ntodd, she's not in the box. I can guarantee you that.
Foreigners in South Korea are severely discouraged from volunteering in orphanages or forming poetry reading groups.
However, they are still free to visit brothels and pay for sex with prostitutes after holiday parties.
Good evening (looks at yellow bar...WTH?).
The Strib's been sold to a private equity firm:
A private equity firm has reached an agreement to buy the Star Tribune from the McClatchy Co., publisher Keith Moyer announced today.
According to a press release from the Star Tribune, Avista Capital Partners, an investment group focused on media, healthcare and energy companies, will pay for $530 million for the newspaper, which Sacramento, Calif.-based McClatchy bought from Cowles Media Co. in 1998 for $1.2 billion.
The deal is expected to formally close sometime in the spring. Chris Harte, a member of Avista’s advisory board, will serve as chairman of a board overseeing the Star Tribune. Harte is a former publisher of newspapers in Akron, Ohio; Portland, Maine and State College, Pa.
fourlegsgood --
Good luck with Mr. Plushy.
Ntodd, she's not in the box. I can guarantee you that.
Yeah, I've heard stories about crematoria that just put dirt and other peoples' ashes in there...
Dear Senator Biden. This is way more interesting. Good on ya!
Shaw Kenawe,gladitsoverist
Dear Shaw:
Visuals of Joe Biden and thongs I did not need.
BRAIN BLEACH!!!
How fucking stoopit are these people?
flory |
that is a rhetorical question
Actually, she's in a little box at NTodd's Pa's house.
NTodd, Pathetic - 6:30 pm
we kept my mother's ashes on a mantel over a fireplace til pop died. then we interred her ashes and his ashes (along with the ashes of their last two dogs) in the national cemetary in santa fe
Anyone care for pictures from Day Five @ Vandy's Peabody College?
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that is a rhetorical question
olexicon, Sir Shrill-a-Lot
It was a simple question. I haven't yet got the requisite simple answer....
One of the funniest Simpsons lines ever.
Professor Wagstaff
at Book-a-cino's:
Lisa "I'm gonna go up to the fifth floor where the books are.
Bart: "I'm gonna go taunt the PhDs....
Hey guys, there's an assistant professorship opening up at that University of....PSYCHE!"
I haven't yet got the requisite simple answer....
flory |
can i get an
"extremely"
fourlegsgood, I wish you and plushy all the best and am heartened by your resolve to prosecute the war to regain the red-face angry smiley. 
♥
It's always nice to be validated, no?
Yes, Jeff. Pix please.
Ntodd, she's not in the box. I can guarantee you that.
Yeah, I've heard stories about crematoria that just put dirt and other peoples' ashes in there...
NTodd, Pathetic
I think NTodd needs a cyber hug attack...
Yeah, I've heard stories about crematoria that just put dirt and other peoples' ashes in there...
Don't be dense. That's just her phsyical remains. Her spirit is elsewhere.
No, it was taken when I was married and had a mom, and the Pack was much smaller.
NTodd, Pathetic
Like that's something unusual....
I shall henceforth refer to the Senator from MBNA as "Senator Bidet," and in no other way.
I shall also never speak of him without ridiculing his hair transplants at the same time.
What a wanker.
As I've said way too many times here (but shall again, nonetheless), Biden reminds me of an NFL defensive tackle who gets run over, under, around and through for the entire game but in the fourth quarter, with his team behind 42-3, he happens to knock over the opponent's third string quarterback and does the prancy sack-dance for thirty seconds.
Hate the bastard.
fourlegsgood, I wish you and plushy all the best and am heartened by your resolve to prosecute the war to regain the red-face angry smiley. ?
It's always nice to be validated, no?
Yes. We are all poorer without our red angry smiley face.
I think NTodd needs a cyber hug attack...
Nah, I'm just feeling snarky. But hey, it's the literal truth...
I told the Haloscan guy to match the bar color with the current terror threat level. He thanked me for my patriotism but said they couldn't do magenta.
No wonder so many still think Saddam was behind 9/11:
-"The latest deaths also brought the number of U.S. military members killed since the beginning of the Iraq war in March 2003 to at least 2,978 — five more than the number killed in the Sept. 11 attacks in New York, Washington and Pennsylvania."
When will AP and the rest of the MSM realize there is no connection between the Iraq War and 9/11?
Hi Dr. Barmpot!!
Maxx has something for you but I didn't get it mailed yet.
However, they are still free to visit brothels and pay for sex with prostitutes after holiday parties.
Little Brøther | 12.26.06 - 6:32 pm | #
you sound like a man in the know ...
actually, the brothel owners put up signs in some red-light districts stating "NO FOREIGNERS" in an effort to boost Korean consumption of their services.
it is still basaically a hypocritical, irrational little hermit kingdom
I have absolutely nothing to say today. Work was boring as hell. Most of the office wasn't around. Half the others were/are under 25 and spent most of the time playing toy gun tag. You know, the kind with the styrofoam projectiles.
I tried to do my job but just couldn't. I can't concentrate while people are screaming like army grunts having a vietnam flashback up and down the hallways.
I managed to get some work done.
But my heart just wasn't in it.
The day after christmas is one of the most boring of the year.
MYOB'
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Did I show you a picture of my Geckos? Pretty nifty, hunh? Acoma.
Fucking cat ran off before I could give him more painkillers.
I want him to eat.
Did I show you a picture of my Geckos? Pretty nifty, hunh? Acoma.
Cool. I like live ones too.
Actually, for the "showcase" party girls, they'd rather the foreigners go elsewhere.
There are areas where the hookers cater to GIs, which are quite different than the "showcase" party parlors.
Bidet reminds me of an NFL defensive tackle
Didn't take me long to break that resolution.
Lucky thing nobody here pays any attention to me, anyway.
{{{sniff}}}
Did I show you a picture of my Geckos? Pretty nifty, hunh? Acoma.
Dr. Barmpot Shouty-Crackers
Very nifty.
Quite an usual execution for Acoma.
sorry, Dr. Shouty Crackers...I mean an unusual execution.
Lucky thing nobody here pays any attention to me, anyway.
{{{sniff}}}
SteveLG, proudly pre 9/11
Good grief, man. I always read your name! 
Actually, for the "showcase" party girls, they'd rather the foreigners go elsewhere.
There are areas where the hookers cater to GIs, which are quite different than the "showcase" party parlors.
Apprentice to Darth Holden
What?! We can't be furreiners! Everybody else are furreiners! We're Murikans!
Gecko figurals on a rock.
My pippels!
It does not feel right recruiting other countries' boys to fight in our army in our wars. It sounds mercenary to me.
Could Al-queda recruit me to serve in their cell somewhere? If we could hire other nations sons, why couldn't other nations hire our sons?
It could get Kind of like pro football. Need a new tank driver, see the Iranians, they might let one of theirs come fight for us if we'd trade them for a fighter pilot.
Day One, Week Two @ Vandy.
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Well, whatever you do, if you're driving around with a Korean prostitute in the passenger seat, don't stop short.
Lucky thing nobody here pays any attention to me, anyway.
Get a blog. No, wait, then you'll get ignored even more!
Gecko and the bunnymen?
damn...one of my new year's resolutions was to start a poetry reading group in south korea......
but now as a foreigner.......
ah, shit!
Good grief, man. I always read your name!
Shaw Kenawe,gladitsoverist
Thanks... yer too kind, I'm sherrrrrr.
I think I'm a "gladitsoverist," too... except that being in the wine business I have New Years' to get through.
Okay, cat dosed, back to cleaning.
It's kinda strange when suddenly everyone stops posting and the last person to make a comment blows in the wind with his teeth hanging out....
4Legs, you be good and don't worry about me and the Geckos and Arthur. We're fine.
I think I'm a "gladitsoverist," too... except that being in the wine business I have New Years' to get through.
I got several bottles of wine for christmas. I just everyone thinks I'm a lush.
Shit. Gotta walk the dogs. Not so much fun with two dogs and no Melissa.
This time I'm gonna avoid Otis, a huge old Blonde Lab. Eddy loves him, they play and frolic but it gets too much.
Fucking Wiley actually tried to take Otis down! Like a vicious attack, both dogs on their hind legs, going at it! Wiley 50 lbs, Otis 100lbs+.
But Otis is a good dog and will listen to me, but still it's a pain dealing with that shit.
Mixed feeling about loose dogs in the neiborhood.
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Part of the problem that the kleptocracy is facing is that the wars they want fought are not the kind you can get Americans to volunteer to fight.
They're not about "defending Freedom", and it's pretty obvious they're not.
4Legs, you be good and don't worry about me and the Geckos and Arthur. We're fine.
You're so sweet. You know Mr. Plushy luvvvvvs you.
George Bush is a brillian tactician.
Did I show you a picture of my Geckos? Pretty nifty, hunh? Acoma.
Dr. Barmpot Shouty-Crackers
Kuhl. Watch -- Arthur will try to play with them.
It's always nice to be validated, no?
Well, it's nice to get yer parking ticket validated. I mean, some of those suckers run over twenny bucks these days...
One big reason I'm glad I don't do much Downtown work anymore.
I got several bottles of wine for christmas. I just everyone thinks I'm a lush.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse
Whadja get? Whatdja get? Anything kyewell?
Now if they sold the Iraq war as a really big video game like WOW, and all the loot you gathered was yours, and when you got to level 60 you could go home....
I got several bottles of wine for christmas. I just everyone thinks I'm a lush.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse
One of the secretaries who works here got me a bottle Johnny Walker Black!
I love it, but at the rate I drink, I'll probably have it well into my old age.
Whadja get? Whatdja get? Anything kyewell?
Not really. Couple of bottles of Cabernet, stuff like that.
Nothing rare or expensive. Won't stop me from drinking it though.
Kuhl. Watch -- Arthur will try to play with them.
flory
When I unwrapped them I showed them to Arthur - he examined them very, very carefully, rather the way he did Tony when he came home, and now ignores them entirely.
Dinner!
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Gecko and the bunnymen?
olexicon, Sir Shrill-a-Lot
Thin Lizzard.
I love it, but at the rate I drink, I'll probably have it well into my old age.
Share the wealth!! Share the wealth!!
I got several bottles of wine for christmas. I just everyone thinks I'm a lush.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse
That don't work for me!
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George Bush is a brillian tactician.
I'm lying
Apparently Kristol thinks so...
http://rantsfromtherookery.blogs...er-
kristol.html
I gots lots of chocolate too.
So I'm gonna be drunk AND fat. As well as ugly.
Jeff Pea, how long does it take to skooter from home to work?
I love it, but at the rate I drink, I'll probably have it well into my old age.
Gummo
DIBS!
Actually, for the "showcase" party girls, they'd rather the foreigners go elsewhere.
There are areas where the hookers cater to GIs, which are quite different than the "showcase" party parlors.
Apprentice to Darth Holden | 12.26.06 - 6:40 pm | #
Well, generally GIs can't afford the "showcase" party girls but yes, there is a GI party ghetto where the Koreans let them do pretty much as they please, except volunteer at orphanages and start poetry clubs ... of course.
So I'm gonna be drunk AND fat. As well as ugly.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse
Well, it's a look and a style and it works for me.
So I'm gonna be drunk AND fat. As well as ugly.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse
You'll be happy, tho
(and for the record -- my relatives are NOT ugly)
I love it, but at the rate I drink, I'll probably have it well into my old age.
Gummo
Save the ones that age well until last. Then you will have excellent wines....
I gots lots of chocolate too.
So I'm gonna be drunk AND fat. As well as ugly.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse
Pooh. Nobody else has such a lovely mane and elegant tail.
Ntodd, she's not in the box. I can guarantee you that.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse
Well, if you want to get all metaphysical about it, the physical is in the box, while the meta has become, how you say, one with the Universe. Which is literally true, I think, regardless of your religio-spiritual views.
So I'm gonna be drunk AND fat. As well as ugly.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse
Bah. Wine and Chocolate make everyone beautiful.
Prolly the Cabernets'll go better with the chocolate than you might guess. No guarantees, but prolly.
I have a tiny gecko tie tack that was very inexpensive, but that I like a lot.
Tie tacks have almost become extinct, possibly because men are supposed to look like GQ models with expensive ties dangling freely over their washboard abs. I know that tie tacks are somehow intrinsically uncool, and often tasteless, but I wondered a decade ago why they couldn't make a comeback in an era in which every other goddamn thing is pierced with abandon.
I also have a frog tie tack that I snapped up years ago, like a frog snapping up a fly, at a Nature Conservacy store that's now extinct.
DIBS!
Dr. Barmpot Shouty-Crackers
Greedy. You got yer own whiskey.
Gecko and the bunnymen?
olexicon, Sir Shrill-a-Lot
I HEARD THAT...I heard That...i heard that
(Shit! 6 new comments! I mean 9!)
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Chameleonaire
Pooh. Nobody else has such a lovely mane and elegant tail.
(blushes furiously)
So I'm gonna be drunk AND fat. As well as ugly.
Drunk, fat and ugly is no way to go through life, son...
Oh, look Dr. Barmpot Shouty-Crackers, together we made a Poo-Bah.
Oh, look Dr. Barmpot Shouty-Crackers, together we made a Poo-Bah.
SteveLG, proudly pre 9/11
Ta-da!
Tie tacks have almost become extinct, possibly because men are supposed to look like GQ models with expensive ties dangling freely over their washboard abs.
Or because ties have become so expensive guys don't wanna put holes in them.
Chameleonaire
olexicon, Sir Shrill-a-Lot
Makes a good tea.
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Lenore: Jeff Pea, how long does it take to skooter from home to work
With regular traffic, and two school zones, I budget 35 minutes, but it rarely takes more than 25. Today, only 20.
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Drunk, fat and ugly is no way to go through life, son...
It beats being pantsless and goofy.
Drunk, fat and ugly is no way to go through life, son...
NTodd, Pathetic
Two outta three?
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chupacobra
I'm sipping a glass of a Macedonian wine we got as a gift. What little I ever knew about wine is long gone, but this is quite nice.
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Or because ties have become so expensive guys don't wanna put holes in them.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse
One thing I like about this place (my workplace, not Haloscan): no ties.
It beats being pantsless and goofy.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse
I don't know...
Pantsless has a certain...je ne sais quoi...
Prolly the Cabernets'll go better with the chocolate than you might guess. No guarantees, but prolly.
SteveLG, proudly pre 9/11
Booze 'n bon-bons, the Society Matron's Diet™...
George Bush is a brillian tactician.
I'm lying
Apparently Kristol thinks so...
for some time, it has been obvious that the only think that Kristol cares about is killing Muslims and if that means trading the lives of US soldiers for those Muslim scalps then that is just the price we have to pay?
Kristol has three children - given that he is only 54 - at least one of those kids is still of fightin age.
but given his background - we are not likely to see the Kristols anytime soon
On this day in 1985, Hal Warren died.
A moment of silence, please, for the man who gave us Manos: The Hands of Fate.
It beats being pantsless and goofy.
You forgot "scruffy-lookin'"...
Booze 'n bon-bons, the Society Matron's Diet™...
Elmer, PHD
Old Fashioneds and hershey bars got me through a seventy year loveless marriage
Booze 'n bon-bons, the Society Matron's Diet™...
Elmer, PHD
Sounds more like Peggy Bundy's diet.
yellow bar very nice
OK. really! Dog walking time.
If I'm not back in an hour.......
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for some time, it has been obvious that the only think that Kristol cares about is killing Muslims and if that means trading the lives of US soldiers for those Muslim scalps then that is just the price we have to pay?
Kristol has three children - given that he is only 54 - at least one of those kids is still of fightin age.
but given his background - we are not likely to see the Kristols anytime soon
Syd B
He has that bizarre way of smirking at weird moments...kinda like Bush...
Wonder if they do the same drugs?
A moment of silence, please, for the man who gave us Manos: The Hands of Fate.
Wow. What a film...
OT, but anyone tried to redeem an iTunes gift certificate in the last few hours?
My wife keeps getting a "can't connect at this time" message from them, and I get it on my computer, too.
Of course, there's no sort of announcement anywhere at Apple about a system "slowdown," God forbid...
Oh, I do so love Bridgeport IPA... good, good stuff.
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but given his background - we are not likely to see the Kristols anytime soon
Every day is Kristol's-Not.
OK. really! Dog walking time.
If I'm not back in an hour.......
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agave
Take a squirt bottle of Tilex!
Oh, I do so love Bridgeport IPA... good, good stuff.
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Jeffraham Prestonian - 6:58 pm
agreed, jeffraham...
still, i've seldom sampled an ipa i dint like...
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Wine and Chocolate make everyone beautiful
Very true. And, malt does more than Milton can . . . .
Wow. What a film...
Zap Rowsdower-er-er-e
Zap --
This guy
http://www.mst3k.org/
has your movie... uncut.
after Kristol's little pity party whining on TDS, I hope Stewart compiles a greatest hits montage for his next visit.
You've been fucking wrong about everything.
The Yellow Bar said 9 comments, and I clicked. While waiting for the window to blank, it changed to 11, and refreshed with 2 still to go. The faster I click, the behinder I get...
OT, but anyone tried to redeem an iTunes gift certificate in the last few hours?
I tried to, and finally succeeded, download Lewis Ross' album of xmas carols for solo guitar yesterday, but it took freakin' forever. The downloads were accomplished quickly enough, track by track, but the "processing" step at the end took a long time.
I got the "can't connect" message once or twice, but finally persevered.
WoodyG'sGuitar: still, i've seldom sampled an ipa i dint like...
It's the PNW Mt. Hood hops, bruddah... ain't nothin' lile 'em, really.
Nice and cannabis-y.
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Something doesn't feel right about Buchanan giving a salute to James Brown.
Very true. And, malt does more than Milton can . . . .
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator - 7:00 pm
i love a malty brew...
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malt does more than Milton can . . .
Especially The Laphroaig.
has your movie... uncut.
Most of us Rowsdowers are cut, 'tho...
Something doesn't feel right about Buchanan giving a salute to James Brown.
HoneyBearKelly
Pat Buchanan?
Probably has something to do with his being a flaming racist....
malt does more than Milton can . . .
Especially The Laphroaig.
Finny
Wholly Peat!
Gotta scoot...later!!
Ntodd, she's not in the box. I can guarantee you that.
Yeah, I've heard stories about crematoria that just put dirt and other peoples' ashes in there...
NTodd, Pathetic | Homepage | 12.26.06 - 6:33 pm |
My parents ashes are in Ziploc bags. Eventually, I'll take a little bit of them when I get to travel, and scatter them (this my have to be done illegally). When I first looked at Dad's ashes, wasn't at all like I thought they'd look like.
JEFFRAHAM: go read your threads, i left messages for you...
what is this yellow thing with "click here to refresh"? Is it a Haloscan trap???
Of course, there's no sort of announcement anywhere at Apple about a system "slowdown," God forbid...
dave™©
Well, they could be giving everyone credit for being smart enough to realize the day after Christmas, they're gonna be, like, swamped...
Or not.
Plum P: JEFFRAHAM: go read your threads, i left messages for you...
I saw -- I offered a spanking, even!
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malt does more than Milton can . . .
Especially The Laphroaig.
Finny
Wholly Peat!
I did my duty last night and finished up the Laphroaig that my wife bought last week. Ugh. Won't do that again... Laphroaig I mean.
what is this yellow thing with "click here to refresh"? Is it a Haloscan trap???
Plum P
Yes, it makes you feel nervous and type faster and feel like you are abeiang lefta behidna as you tyape...
I tried to, and finally succeeded, download Lewis Ross' album of xmas carols for solo guitar yesterday, but it took freakin' forever.
Thanks... I clicked about a dozen times and finally got in. My wife's trying it now - those gift cards are burning a hole in her pocket!
I'm a siamese JP
...they could be giving everyone credit for being smart enough to realize the day after Christmas, they're gonna be, like, swamped...
Or they could be playing the usual Apple "Wrong? Nothing wrong here!" bullshit tune...
I saw -- I offered a spanking, even!
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Jeffraham Prestonian
NO FLIRTING!
Something doesn't feel right about Buchanan giving a salute to James Brown.
HoneyBearKelly
Which finger'd he use?
Plum P: I'm a siamese JP
Just like LarryElvis! I'm a tab, just like Curly.
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Thank God that Wolfie's been tossed out on his fucking ear. These new people are 10,000 times better than he was.
My parents ashes are in Ziploc bags. Eventually, I'll take a little bit of them when I get to travel, and scatter them (this my have to be done illegally). When I first looked at Dad's ashes, wasn't at all like I thought they'd look like.
Buckeye, Blue State
I think ashes at sea would be good. My SIL had her parents' ashes spread at sea. She said the ashes sparkled as they went in.
Comments on the yellow bar (O yellow bar, O yellow bar) are interesting. I love it much. For me it makes keeping up with the thread somehow easier rather than more difficult.
Or, I could get 60 of these. I could do 30 holes on Saturday, 30 on Sunday, and be all done in one weekend.
Wonder if they do the same drugs?
ellroon, hair afire | Homepage | 12.26.06 - 6:57 pm | #
drugs? no. they are just two horrible pieces of shit - always have been
don't blame the drugs
iTunes
And on a related subject, the local Warehouse music store is now officially closed after weeks of increasing discounts.
I'm a siamese JP
Why does Lady and the Tramp leap to mind...
Of course, I remember the good old days when a Tower Records gift certificate was the most treasured of Xmas gifts.
You could use it to buy a record, or you could use it to buy a bong!
Of course, we had to walk twelve miles in the snow to get there... uphill!
It's Christmas Time in Hollis, Queens.
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It beats being pantsless and goofy.
You forgot "scruffy-lookin'"...
NTodd, Pathetic | Homepage | 12.26.06 - 6:57 pm | #
"Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!"
Laphroaig I mean.
Deacon Blues -- 7:06 pm
i am a charter member of the North American Laphroaig Rescue Society, a slow-kill facility in the mountains of central new mexico. you may send any orphaned Laphroaigs which fall under your care to me, and i shall care for them aas needed.
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Why does Lady and the Tramp leap to mind...
NTodd
i'm not a tramp!
iTunes
And on a related subject, the local Warehouse music store is now officially closed after weeks of increasing discounts.
Deacon Blues
Them there damned internet tubes!
New Pottery Barn Rules: You break it, go ahead and break it some more. The neocons plan to double down their Iraq bet with a troop surge. Baghdad = Stalingrad? Iraq is the neocon wet dream turned nightmare, and it looks as if it just won't end until Cheney and Bush leave office.
And on a related subject, the local Warehouse music store is now officially closed after weeks of increasing discounts.
Closed here, too.
am a charter member of the North American Laphroaig Rescue Society, a slow-kill facility in the mountains of central new mexico.
My parents ashes are in Ziploc bags. Eventually, I'll take a little bit of them when I get to travel, and scatter them
One of the subplots in Walking to Mercury, one of my absolute favorite books of all time, is that the heroine is carrying her mother's ashes around with her in the Himalayas, trying to scatter them, but either the time's right and the place is wrong, or vice versa. It's an amazing metaphor.
the yellow bar will be useful only when posting is slow and light, like in the middle of the night or something. And why yellow? Why not pink or aubergine?
"Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!"
"Laugh it up, fuzzball!"
Why does Lady and the Tramp leap to mind...
NTodd
i'm not a tramp!
Plum P | Homepage | 12.26.06 - 7:10 pm |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8...h?
v=8UqO0rGAyaI
Ugh. Won't do that again... Laphroaig I mean.
Deacon Blues
When you're ready to get back in the saddle again, try Talisker or Lagavulin. Delicious, without having so much peat/iodine that you floss green for a week.
Or, I could get 60 of these. I could do 30 holes on Saturday, 30 on Sunday, and be all done in one weekend.
Should top off the Albert Hall nicely.
Pop was an officer in the 'destroyer' navy in ww ii, and always wanted his ashes in the veterans' cemetary'; momma's ashes were eligible as spouse...we didn't tell 'em about the dogs...
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Will there be a colour bar when a new threads pop up as well?
Why not pink or aubergine?
Plum P
yellow
means yield
Woody, I have a bottle of Laphroaig that I've had for about ten years. Still has about three fingers left. Would this quality for placing with your Society?
the yellow bar will be useful only when posting is slow and light, like in the middle of the night or something
Perhaps not designed with Eschaton in mind...
Speaking of downloading music, I thoroughly enjoyed this rant. Choice passage:
(If)the lawsuits, threats, purchased governance and stern speeches could not prevent the children of Warner Music from pirating, the less moneyed masses are a lost cause. (Funny how he wasn't sued though, kind of makes you wonder...) As of right now, anyone can get any music or movie they want, for free, much more easily than they can through legal DRM infected channels. Piracy, the better choice (tm).
If you try and purchase any of this content, you descend into a DRM nightmare of incompatibility and legal mires. Your monitor will not work with your Blu-Ray drive because your PC decided that a wobble bit was set wrong. You just pissed away $6K on a player, media center PC and HD TV for nothing, you lose. The Warner CEOs kids have a nice new car to play their pirated CDs in though.
On the other hand, if you downloaded that content, in HD no less, you save the $1000 on the Blu-Ray player, $30 on the movie, and it works seamlessly out of the box. The available content is much higher with piracy, and it is quite on-demand. You don't need to sign up, give them your details to be sold to marketers who call during dinner and spam you, you just get the content you want, when you want, how you want. There is no iTunes/Plays for (not) Sure incompatibility, it just works. Piracy, the better choice(tm)...
Sing it, brother!
Buckeye: in portugeese
Will there be a colour bar when a new threads pop up as well?
I hope there will be a raw bar.
Will there be a colour bar when a new threads pop up as well?
i reckon it'll be more like the dog that doesn't bark...
I hope there will be a raw bar.
NTodd, Pathetic
I'll cook you good, sonny.
Keith has his own widget now!
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I love yellow bar and could sit here staring at it all night.
When you're ready to get back in the saddle again, try Talisker or Lagavulin. Delicious, without having so much peat/iodine that you floss green for a week.
SteveLG, proudly pre 9/11
Thanks for the tip. I'm usually a gin drinker but do enjoy some single malts (Macalan comes to mind)
Keith has his own widget now!
Actually, it's a large bugger.
*blushes* Sorry.
In Chicago, the top 'o the news on every channel is shopping-related. How to take shit back. How to get more shit for cheap. Even MalWart is cutting prices.
Joy to the world.
I hope there will be a raw bar.
NTodd, Pathetic
Vegan? Or do you mean rebar?
*blushes* Sorry.
Lenore
meow!
I'll cook you good, sonny.
Bar
Sometimes you eat the bar, sometimes, well...the bar eats you.
Are we comparing widgets now?
Woody, I have a bottle of Laphroaig that I've had for about ten years. Still has about three fingers left. Would this quality for placing with your Society?
Lenore | 12.26.06 - 7:14 pm
we of the North American Laphroaig Rescue Society pledge to bestow upon any member of the Species the care unto which it is due...
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My parents ashes are in Ziploc bags. Eventually, I'll take a little bit of them when I get to travel, and scatter them
My mother, for reasons none of us has figured out, since we are a family of non-travelers, requested we scatter her ashes in Hawaii. Be patient, Mom. Real patient...
My parents ashes are in Ziploc bags. Eventually, I'll take a little bit of them when I get to travel, and scatter them
One of the subplots in Walking to Mercury, one of my absolute favorite books of all time, is that the heroine is carrying her mother's ashes around with her in the Himalayas, trying to scatter them, but either the time's right and the place is wrong, or vice versa. It's an amazing metaphor.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator | Homepage | 12.26.06 - 7:12 pm |
I'll have to read that one. I know someday I'll scatter the ashes in Istanbul, Dad loved Istanbul. And a little bit in Sweden and Norway, because I loved those places. My sister has already scattered some in Wisconsin. Hopefully, once I start travelling more, I can find more places for them to be scattered.
I'd like to scatter a bit here:
http://www.newzealand.com/travel...cape-
reinga.cfm
http://www.disordered.org/deskto...ktop/
Reinga.jpg
the yellow bar will be useful only when posting is slow and light, like in the middle of the night or something
My mistake; I thought I was supposed to pee on it.
The downside is I'm now our one laptop.
The upside is I'm pregnant for some reason.
Okay, before you click the link, let me assure you:
1.) I will not go into debt, spend more than $100/paycheck, or be sued by the landlord;
2.) My kitties WILL use it, and I'll prove it with live webcams.
Prestonian Catport
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when did the yellow bar appear for the first time? It wasn't here at 2am last night!
I work all week. Terribly slow, a shift feels like a week. Sadly, i can't access Eschaton at work. We have very limited access to the internet, we can't even email outside the company. Sucks. Hard.
1 new comment(s) posted recently. Click here to refresh
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I need to see Irene about Bridgeport IPA #3... brb
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The upside is I'm pregnant for some reason.
driftglass
It's your fault for believing me when I said I'd pull out.
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The upside is I'm pregnant for some reason.
driftglass
Uhhh wahhh?
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Personally, I thought this would have gone for more...
Just noticed the yellow bar as well. Atrios clearly moving up in the world...
The upside is I'm pregnant for some reason.
driftglass
It's your fault for believing me when I said I'd pull out.
It's those xtra 20,000 sperm that did the trick.
I'll cook you good, sonny.
Bar
Here, [throws pair of ancient, cardboard-still argyles] cook these!
Sockcooker...
Are we comparing widgets now?
ellroon
Everything's a widget, that way we don't have to know anything about anything.
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I can't believe I didn't find Booby Novak's Xmas present to me till today:
DeLay bound for D.C. to lobby for conservatives, but some say no thanks
December 24, 2006
BY ROBERT NOVAK Sun-Times Columnist
Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay is about to return to the Washington political scene as a high-profile operative for the American Conservative Union if his negotiations with group Chairman David Keene are successfully completed.
DeLay, who has moved his residence from Texas to Washington's Virginia suburbs, would serve as a high-profile strategist and lobbyist for the group to promote conservative causes.
Although DeLay is highly regarded among conservatives in the face of his prosecution by a Democratic district attorney in Austin, such support is not universal. At least two of the group's board members have threatened to resign if the deal with DeLay is consummated.
"Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!"
"Laugh it up, fuzzball!"
NTodd, Pathetic | Homepage | 12.26.06 - 7:13 pm |
"I'd just as soon kiss a wookie"
Personally, I thought this would have gone for more...
dave™©
That's nothing. Some idiot paid over $2 million for the fucking Archimedes palimpsest and they still can't read the blamed thing.
Sucker!
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Why the hell is it that this country can't raise complaining to an art form like Finland?
find the kitten:
http://mfrost.typepad.com/
cute_o...res_kitteh.html
still, stiff, what's the difference...
My f5 key just got up and walked out.
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Joy to the world.
driftglass
god bless us every one
OK, there's some semblance of football on, so it's off to the boob-tube for me.
Somebody give WGG some scotch already.
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My mother, for reasons none of us has figured out, since we are a family of non-travelers, requested we scatter her ashes in Hawaii. Be patient, Mom. Real patient...
If I can't have the Viking funeral that I'd really like -- oil-soaked ship & body launced onto the tide, flaming arrows shot into it in the sunrise -- I'd like my ashes to go under a lilac bush.
time to eat, later 'bats
That's nothing. Some idiot paid over $2 million for the fucking Archimedes palimpsest and they still can't read the blamed thing.
Is says "Pi is three, bitches!"
find the kitten:
http://mfrost.typepad.com/ cute_o...res_kitteh.html
Plum P |
!!
find the kitten
Hmmm, there is something triangular with a pair of cats' eyes just to the left of Santa, about a third of the way down...
What do I win?
If I can't have the Viking funeral that I'd really like -- oil-soaked ship & body launced onto the tide, flaming arrows shot into it in the sunrise -- I'd like my ashes to go under a lilac bush.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
My grandmother, realist that she was, had her ashes spread in her garden....
"Pi is three, bitches!"
driftglass
Pi is delicious
I love yellow bar and could sit here staring at it all night.
HoneyBearKelly
I knew it was bedtime last nite when I found myself waiting for it and clikcking and then waiting, without reading.
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What do I win?
Little Brøther
cat treats!
If I can't have the Viking funeral that I'd really like -- oil-soaked ship & body launced onto the tide, flaming arrows shot into it in the sunrise -- I'd like my ashes to go under a lilac bush. - Hecate
Ever see SOB?
Ever see SOB?
No, is that a movie?
"I'd just as soon kiss a wookie"
I can arrange that. No, seriously, I've got my winter beard going...
I knew it was bedtime last nite when I found myself waiting for it and clikcking and then waiting, without reading.
Eventually you get a yummy pellet
Who was it here who posted this link to kitties helping with the decorations? Have shared it about:
http://www.fluffytails.ca/christmas.asp
Arthur and I have both now had a festive hamburger and are ready to doss down for the night.
So exciting, I cannot say.
No, is that a movie?
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
It's what's his name!
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I imagine this week will be the easiest $640 I have ever made, unless you count the hours I surfed pr0n at HCA, since I had a WebSense exception... 
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i've mentioned before i think:
i've put aside a little bequest with my brother for the disposition of my mortal remains. this includes reducing my corpse to ashes, and then the spreading of those ashes on the deck of a surf-board, which will then be glassed. Then, on an ebb tide, on a full moon, to the accompaniment of a king hell stoned drunken bash that board should be launched onto the cold pacific ocean..
/
Ever see SOB?
No, is that a movie?
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
One with Julie Andrews' boobies!
One with Julie Andrews' boobies!
Bar Sinister
and Shelley Winters'!
Am I the only one who finds her really sexy?
Ever see SOB?
No, is that a movie? - Hecate
Spoof of Hollywood that has a "contemporary" Viking funeral.
Bar Sinister: Am I the only one who finds her really sexy?
I sure as fuck hope so, these days, anyway.
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The Filthy Toucan, it watches... !
GWPDA, I had to go to the borg today. Blech.
WGG, that sounds lovely. A v. good way to go!
Since 911 we're still livin'
And lovin' life we've been given
OK, the Helsinki Complaints Choir DESERVES a Grammy nomination.
I'm not joking.
Bar Sinister: Am I the only one who finds her really sexy?
I sure as fuck hope so, these days, anyway.
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Jeffraham Prestonian
I do hope you are refering to Andrews as Winters is dead...
christburning Earl Cerberus: The Filthy Toucan, it watches... !
I used to use an alias on USENET, "Toucan Foreskin." It was a play on a, um... "party favors merchant" I used to know, who's favorite phrase was, "If two can, four can!"
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driftglass!
Merry, merry!
Andrews, when asked why she did the topless scene, "Because I've got the best knockers in Hollywood."
Then, on an ebb tide, on a full moon, to the accompaniment of a king hell stoned drunken bash that board should be launched onto the cold pacific ocean..
/
WoodyG'sGuitar, rogue scholar
I just want Melissa to report me missing and to bury me in a not to be mentioned place.
(the backyard would be fine if she could get away with it)
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Might want to check whether the island is still there before you go on that vacation:
http://rantsfromtherookery.blogs...moment-
ago.html
Andrews, when asked why she did the topless scene, "Because I've got the best knockers in Hollywood."
bo |
A woman who aged into her looks, IMHO
Andrews, when asked why she did the topless scene, "Because I've got the best knockers in Hollywood."
bo | 12.26.06 - 7:37 pm
which was, iirc, true...
driftglass!
Merry, merry!
res ipsa loquitur, tipsy
driftglass is a girl!
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Day by day, I'm becoming convinced that I am one charmed motherfucker.
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"I'd just as soon kiss a wookie"
I can arrange that. No, seriously, I've got my winter beard going...
NTodd, Pathetic | Homepage | 12.26.06 - 7:31 pm
"I have a bad feeling about this"
(besides, you're not having winter, so you shouldn't need a winter beard.)
res ipsa loquitur!
happy, happy!
Day by day, I'm becoming convinced that I am one charmed motherfucker.
Uh, what now?
evening all.
How goes the war?
driftglass!
Merry, merry!
res ipsa loquitur, tipsy
driftglass is a girl!
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agave
How can you sex a commenter? Is there a way you can hold them up to check?
driftglass is a girl!
Shut UP! Really?
Well, if you want to get all metaphysical about it, the physical is in the box, while the meta has become, how you say, one with the Universe. Which is literally true, I think, regardless of your religio-spiritual views.
Elmer, PHD
Like a wave. Moves, forms, does its thing, then melts back into all-that-always-is. Ever name a wave?
Day by day, I'm becoming convinced that I am one charmed motherfucker.
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Jeffraham Prestonian
Or a nutcase!
evening all.
How goes the war?
David (Austin Tx)
Which war?
If driftglass is a girl then she and I are gonna have a big gay wedding in TAXachusetts!
How can you sex a commenter?
ellroon, hair afire
gently and often
or rough and often
or any way we can get it
Lenore: Uh, what now?
I have great friends, great beer, a good job (where they don't expect me to steal, or work 90 hrs./week), and two awesome kitties.
What more could I hope for? The Hague for BushCo!
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driftglass,
Whatever you do, do not turn on IFC right now.
(besides, you're not having winter, so you shouldn't need a winter beard.)
I was trying to get ahead of the game for once, and the bitch never arrived. I guarantee soon as I shave it off, we'll get sub-zero, high winds, lots of snow. I aim to prove that theory...
Well, if you want to get all metaphysical about it, the physical is in the box, while the meta has become, how you say, one with the Universe. Which is literally true, I think, regardless of your religio-spiritual views.
Elmer, PHD
Like a wave. Moves, forms, does its thing, then melts back into all-that-always-is. Ever name a wave?
under the radar
I got all profound on NTodd's blog and ended up talking about stardust.
so I assume Blake Edwards directed topless fraulein maria
How goes the war?
I'm sure O'Reilly will be telling us in a minute. Oh, you didn't mean the war on Christmas?
How can you sex a commenter? Is there a way you can hold them up to check?
ellroon, hair afire
Maybe you hold them up and blow on their fur, down there? If they are young.
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What more could I hope for? The Hague for BushCo!
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Jeffraham Prestonian
Or as was suggested earlier, Guantanamo for Bush...
Be the water, not the rock.
so I assume Blake Edwards directed topless fraulein maria
olexicon, Sir Shrill-a-Lot
Yes.
Whatever you do, do not turn on IFC right now.
How I do enjoy a commanding woman
It's those xtra 20,000 sperm that did the trick.
spinoza Neque lugare, neque in
Obviously they got outta the Bag, dad.
Maybe you hold them up and blow on their fur, down there? If they are young.
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agave
Then they just curl up and giggle a lot...
Be the wave not the water.
How can you sex a commenter? Is there a way you can hold them up to check?
Given my track record with kittenz...
How I do enjoy a commanding woman
It's the wine talking.
Were you good? Did Santa bring you goodies? Or was it coal all the way for you?
Wit is the epitaph of an emotion.
Biden running
http://www.yahoo.com/s/468987
Yes.
ellroon, hair afire
I must have read the box for that movie on VHS many centuries ago and stored that in my brain
I have great friends, great beer, a good job (where they don't expect me to steal, or work 90 hrs./week), and two awesome kitties.
What more could I hope for? The Hague for BushCo!
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Jeffraham Prestonian
As long as you are on a roll, yes please!
I celebrate the good things that have happened to a number of Eschatonians this year. But especially the ongoing story of Jeffraham -- looking for a job, getting a terribly loving and generous gift from Dr. Barmshout Potty-Crackers (okay, I am a little tipsy).
Long shory stort, ah luvs yuh all.
"Because I've got the best knockers in Hollywood."
bo | 12.26.06 - 7:37 pm
which was, iirc, true...
WoodyG'sGuitar
I think this needs to be investigated more thoroughly.
:: raises hand, hopefully ::
"Deacon Blues" and "Bar Sinister:" I approve of some of these new (to me) noms de blog.
Then they just curl up and giggle a lot...
ellroon, hair afire
That could work!
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Maybe you hold them up and blow on their fur, down there? If they are young.
Sick bastard.
Given my track record with kittenz...
NTodd, Pathetic
Doesn't matter the sex, you work well with your furry family. It shows.
That NYT diabetes article has me all riled up, except I'd probably fall from dizziness if I tried to stand. Normals get treated like ciphers enough as it is, but for people who suffer though the maze this is to get shafted by employers is just maddening. Of course I don't enjoy constant nausea and vertigo, let alone fluctuating blood sugar, but I'm still human. Dang the Supreme Court, anyway!
John Warner: "I'll stack Liz's tits against Julie's any day in the week."
It is by invisible hands that we are bent and tortured worst.
Bidet running
Total waste of water.
Maybe you hold them up and blow on their fur, down there? If they are young.
Sick bastard.
Chris/tx
Yeah. I got the sniffles.
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Biden running
http://www.yahoo.com/s/468987
joe
I read this as bidet running and wondered why you just didn't turn the tap off....
Okay, I'm back. The topic is sperm and knockers? Beats war all to hell and back.
Were you good? Did Santa bring you goodies? Or was it coal all the way for you?
Some vintage magazines. An antique book. Good company.
More of a giving than getting holiday for me these days, which suits me.
You?
is res ipsa drunk, or just slightly inebriated?
Best description I ever heard of what happens when we die:
If you watch the waves at the ocean, you'll see that they fling little drops of water into the air, where the drop hangs for a few moments before falling and being reabsorbed into the larger sea, again and again.
December 24, 2006
BY ROBERT NOVAK Sun-Times Columnist
Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay is about to return to the Washington sewer scene as a high-profile operative for the American Conservative Sewer Rat Union if his negotiations with group Chairman David Keene are successfully completed.
DeLay, who has moved his residence from Texas to Washington's Virginia underground suburban waste conduits, would serve as a high-profile strategist and lobbyist for the group to promote conservative sewer rat causes.
Doesn't matter the sex, you work well with your furry family. It shows.
I'm also getting to know the animal control officer quite well, unfortunately...
I read this as bidet running and wondered why you just didn't turn the tap off....
ellroon, hair afire
Cherry coke, please.
Which war?
ellroon, hair afire
Xmas came and went, so the war against Xmas was a failure.
Maybe the war on New Years?
John Warner: "I'll stack Liz's tits against Julie's any day in the week."
Lime Rickey
I'm getting a visual....
I wonder if that cute li'l virus that knocked watertiger back is still making the rounds...?
It does not matter what sex you need, It's what sex you have.
Damn, I owe SteveLG a coke....
Or something
It is by invisible hands that we are bent and tortured worst.
“The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places.”
Love that quote.
It does not matter what sex you need, It's what sex you have.
agave
Reminds me of that quote from that guy... You don't go to bed with the sex you want but the sex you have.... or something...
The media ghoul watch: Who'll bite the dust first, Fidel or Saddam?
sheets.
"Deacon Blues" and "Bar Sinister:" I approve of some of these new (to me) noms de blog.
res ipsa loquitur, tipsy
Thanks res ... Other noms de chat are
Deacon Blues = Lester Burhnam, Now Dead = Lester Burnham, Still Alive = Left Lane
res is blotto?
you get down with your bad self, sister!
John Warner: "I'll stack Liz's tits against Julie's any day in the week."
Lime Rickey
I'm getting a visual...
Diva Lincoln Logs.
I'm also getting to know the animal control officer quite well, unfortunately...
NTodd, Pathetic
Your fuzzes are friendly! Come back here! Friendly I say!
Reminds me of that quote from that guy... You don't go to bed with the sex you want but the sex you have.... or something...
And sometimes you wake up, and their is this strange person in your bed.
s h e e t s
See video: The Continuing BS from AP and the MSM about Iraq and 9/11
The way AP, Newsday and others are reporting this milestone continues to push the misconception that attacking Iraq had something to do with responding to the 9/11 attacks.
The continuing BS from AP
Christopher Torchia of the AP writes an article saying "the deaths of six U.S. soldiers pushed the American toll beyond the number of victims in the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks." The article is given the title "U.S. Death Toll in Iraq Exceeds Sept. 11 Count" and gets widely circulated, reported on AOL for example.
The continuing BS from AP
Covert Actions Against American Citizens Living in America Watch: Members of the Church Committee which investigated the FBI's COINTELPRO talk about covert actions against American citizens living in America.
These clips come from "Intelligence Activities and the Rights of Americans" which was held September 21, 2006 and was shown on C-SPAN
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