I'MMA LET YOU FINISH

First?


GravatarPelosi?


GravatarTres


GravatarDamn you, Terry C!


GravatarImpeach! The Chimperor didn't even have the decency to go to Ford's funeral.


GravatarI had that Pelosi wrapped up. For Terry C's slight you will all have to pay:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G...h? v=GGuhZvO1DKg


GravatarThis is really a tremendous story of why Rummy missed the Ford Funeral Services.


GravatarFUCK BUSH


Gravatarevenin' rational intelligent, and dare I say it, good looking people.


GravatarThat man couldn't find decency with a map, a flashlight, and a seeing-eye dog.

Just in case you folks missed it from last night, the CBC is running a story: US Selective Service to test draft machinery in 2009. Permanent bases in Iraq?


GravatarWell, folks have certainly been excellent to Maxx and me today.


GravatarBonsoir gang

Woman Charged With Malicious Castration

LILLINGTON, N.C. (AP) - A woman attacked a man in his genitals during a Christmas party, injuring him badly enough that he needed 50 stitches, authorities said Friday. Rebecca Arnold Dawson, 34, was charged with malicious castration in a fight early Tuesday at a party hosted by the 38-year-old man's girlfriend, police said.All three were heavily intoxicated, police Chief Frank Powers said.
Dawson is accused of grabbing the man's genitals. Police said a weapon was not used. He declined to elaborate.
"I believe he needed more than 50 stitches to repair the damage, but he is back home at this point," police Cpl. Brad Stevens said. "All we can tell you is that the injury was done with her hands."


GravatarGo on and click. It's fun


GravatarOf course, Atrios should be excellent to us and give us back our smileys.


GravatarWell, folks have certainly been excellent to Maxx and me today.
fourlegsgood

no problem! How is that Fluffyness tonite?


GravatarGo on and click. It's fun

More Cowbell!


Gravatardare I say it, good looking people.
left field


I wouldn't go that far in my case.

Unless "good looking" means "does not frighten the horses".


GravatarBonsoir gang

Woman Charged With Malicious Castration


I saw that earlier. Alls I got to say is that must have been fucking painful as shit.


GravatarWoman Charged With Malicious Castration


Isn't all castration malicious?


GravatarImpeach! The Chimperor didn't even have the decency to go to Ford's funeral.
George Johnston


As commented below, I think the Ford Family was happy he wasn't there.

Bad enough they had to put up with Dick Cheney.


GravatarOf course, Atrios should be excellent to us and give us back our smileys.

One day his brutal rule will be overthrown.


Gravatarbeen fucking painful as shit.
fourlegsgood

and she did it with her bare hands!


Gravatarno problem! How is that Fluffyness tonite?

He's doing pretty well. He looks silly, due to the shave job they gave him, and he's annoyed that I won't let him out to prowl, but other than that he's fine.


GravatarDamn you, Terry C!


GravatarWell, folks have certainly been excellent to Maxx and me today.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse | Homepage | 12.30.06 - 11:17 pm | #

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im so glad for you...though Mia is not my dog...i put up the 1200 bucks for her because otherwise she would have died a slow painful death...i cpoldnt bare it


GravatarIsn't all castration malicious?

Not if you're a transsexual.


GravatarMore Cowbell!
Monica_A


They are definitely the "No staring at your shoes" school of song writing.


GravatarDamn you, Haloscan! I only damned Terry C once.


GravatarOne day his brutal rule will be overthrown.
The Old Man from Scene 2
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For god's sake, just make sure you have a plan for what follows regime change


GravatarI won't let him out to prowl, but other than that he's fine.
fourlegsgood

how about his mouff? I guess you stoned him quite a bit as well!


Gravatarortiz will win!


GravatarFor god's sake, just make sure you have a plan for what follows regime change

For the what now?



GravatarWhere did all this come from?

.


GravatarFor god's sake, just make sure you have a plan for what follows regime change

I have all of the post-Crash Alpha rulebooks.

[/gamer geek]


Gravatarhow about his mouff? I guess you stoned him quite a bit as well!

Just gave him a dose.


Gravatarhttp://home.comcast.net/~jeffrah...aham/ tumors.jpg
her tumors were humongous!!!!!!


Gravatar...d'oh! almost early!


GravatarPlum P,

My friend's son is playing in the World Juniors. Had a helper today in the USA's victory over the Czech Republic. Playing Sweden tomorrow, hope he does well there.


GravatarWhat's up, chocolate people?


GravatarDamn you, Haloscan! I only damned Terry C once.
Monica_A: Porn Connoisseur


See?
Atrios said Be excellent to each other.

.


GravatarFor god's sake, just make sure you have a plan for what follows regime change


Oh, Wiley and GIzmo have a plan.


GravatarPerhaps we can convince Atrios to give us emoticons if we flatter him incessantly. I'll start off.

"Dr. Duncan Black is the smartest, most handsome man I've ever had the pleasure of being in the same room with">


GravatarCheney Hails Ford's Pardon of Nixon
Dec 30 8:35 PM US/Eastern


well, there's a shock.

I am bereft of Xmas desserts.


Gravatarher tumors were humongous!!!!!!
sittenpretty

how is she right now?


GravatarBTW, don't diss the little yellow pills. As little as 1/3 of a pill banishes the backache for several hours. Taking more than one is guaranteed to send you beddy-bye. (and Olaf tells me if I grind it up and sniff it I can get one hell of a kick)


GravatarPlaying Sweden tomorrow, hope he does well there.
DWD

the other countries shouldn't bother...Canada is unbeatable!


GravatarMaybe Kos won't let Atrios use emoticons.


GravatarDuncan Black is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.


GravatarNot if you're a transsexual.

Or a unich.


Gravatarher tumors were humongous!!!!!!
sittenpretty

how is she right now?
Plum P | Homepage | 12.30.06 - 11:24 pm | #

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she is doing quite well...jeff will stream video of her next week...and i feel like a saint...a real one not like McCain


GravatarRichard Clarke in the WaPo
While you were at war....

http://www.washingtonpost.com/ wp...2901238_pf.html


GravatarOh, Wiley and GIzmo have a plan.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse


IS that were I got Wileys name?

.


GravatarBTW, don't diss the little yellow pills.

I never would diss the little yellow pills. In fact, I want some of the little yellow pills.


Gravatarwhat yellow pill DWD. You found something that works for your pain?


GravatarSlacktivist has an interesting discussion of the "pardon" question today.


GravatarPlum P, could be. But it is quite an honor just to be picked to be on the team. (I am looking forward to some damned good Wings Tickets in the future. )


Gravatar
Or a unich.
David (Austin Tx) | Homepage | 12.30.06 - 11:26 pm | #


Oh, man, that's some bad spellin'!


Gravatara real one not like McCain
sittenpretty

you are!


GravatarWhen you lose to The Cid 113 to 59 in Div I basketball, you probably should reconsider your athletic program plan.


Gravatarwhat yellow pill DWD. You found something that works for your pain?
Plum P

oxycodone


Gravatarshe is doing quite well...jeff will stream video of her next week...and i feel like a saint...a real one not like McCain
sittenpretty,MCI SUCKS


Nice.

.


GravatarI'm watching this show on FoodTV with the italian girl.

Why is it that Grappa is considered something good here?


GravatarOr a unich.
David (Austin Tx) | Homepage | 12.30.06 - 11:26 pm | #

Oh, man, that's some bad spellin'!
???š?&


no, that's when you have one ball cut off


GravatarEvening all...


GravatarWOrks for me: One wheel on a unicycle one ball on a unich.


Gravataroxycodone
DWD - Dirty Fucking Hippy


HA!

Be carefull.

.


GravatarAs long as you aren't sending your maid out to parking lots to buy oxycodone by the thousands, it's probably ok.


Gravatarunich

No, no, no... that's the sound you make when they cut one ball off!


GravatarThanks, Ben Marco. We're trying to get the emoticons back. Not trigger a coup.


GravatarWhile You Were at War . . .
By Richard A. Clarke
Sunday, December 31, 2006; B01

In every administration, there are usually only about a dozen barons who can really initiate and manage meaningful changes in national security policy. For most of 2006, some of these critical slots in the Bush administration have been vacant, such as the deputy secretary of state (empty since Robert B. Zoellick left for investment bank Goldman Sachs) and the deputy director of national intelligence (with Gen. Michael V. Hayden now CIA director). And with the nation involved in a messy war spiraling toward a bad conclusion, the key deputies and Cabinet members and advisers are all focusing on one issue, at the expense of all others: Iraq.

National Security Council veteran Rand Beers has called this the "7-year-old's soccer syndrome" -- just like little kids playing soccer, everyone forgets their particular positions and responsibilities and runs like a herd after the ball.


GravatarDWD: le Canadiens lost againt Florida tonight, so i shouln't brag to much. They lost against Nashville last saturday, don't know why those southern teams beat us often, dammit!


GravatarOh, man, that's some bad spellin'!
яояšд&


eunuch, unich.

When you are drunk, who cares?


Gravataremoticons back. Not trigger a coup.


With apologies to Alexandrι Dumas:

You were jailed for supporting Atrios? I was jailed for fighting him!


GravatarDWD - imagine seeing you here at this hour...


GravatarWhen you are drunk, who cares?
David (Austin Tx)

The otherone?

.


GravatarOh, man, that's some bad spellin'!
яояšд&

eunuch, unich.

When you are drunk, who cares?


Or when you balls are hanging on by a piece of skin. Semantics really don't count at a time like that.


GravatarHow many dirty hippies we got here tonight?


GravatarWhen you are drunk, who cares?


Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up Southern Comfort.


GravatarBD, spending some time with intelligent people before bed. The television news (here) is non-stop Gerald Ford coverage - WAY THE HELL OVER THE TOP. The newspapers are filled with the details of hanging the son of bitch in Iraq. (BTW, what does that make us when we cannot even demand that international law be followed)

Hope you are doing well and all.


GravatarDuncan has renewed my interest in economics. He is just that smart.


GravatarBlacks use the word nigger as a substitute for brother or sister.


GravatarHow many dirty hippies we got here tonight?

Using my herbal medication as we speak, Sir!


Gravatarjack uses words as a means of displaying idiocy.


GravatarHow many dirty hippies we got here tonight?

I have OCD so I can't get down with the dirty, but I am a hippie.


GravatarBlacks use the word poverty as a substitute for wealth or rich.


Gravatar...stay on topic.


GravatarWhat was that movie?
The young girl was gonna castrate a guy.

.


GravatarHow many dirty hippies we got here tonight?
FeralL-Somewhat Disheveled

I guess I feel like flying my freak flag high


GravatarKitten break time, no?

http://www.dailykitten.com/


GravatarDWD - eh.. well as can be expected.


GravatarJack,

I don't care if my brother used that word to address me. I will maliciously castrate his ass for saying it.


GravatarSorry to be a heathen, but how do you tell that a vodka is good, since the whole point seems to be not to taste it at all? (I was taught how to drink vodka by a Russian friend.)
Is it better if the aftertaste is less like isopropanol?
Is it good if you only have to chill it to -10C instead of -20C so that you can't taste it?
I don't get it.


Gravatarkiddens use their tongues as a comb and a washcloth.


GravatarThe young girl was gonna castrate a guy.

Ai No Corrida. You'll never listen to the Quincy Jones song the same way again.


GravatarBlacks use the word nigger to show affection towards each other, like when they call each other brother and sister. True or false?


GravatarBlacks use the word nigger as a substitute for brother or sister.
bob


Blacks use

(didn't I just do this?)

.


GravatarIn Chicago, on November 3, 2006, Malachi Ritscher doused himself with gasoline and set himself on fire by the highway during morning rush hour, to protest the ongoing and immoral war in Iraq. Media coverage has been scant, but the word is spreading.

Read Malachi's final statement here:
http://www.savagesound.com/gallery99.htm

and his self-penned obituary here:
http://www.savagesound.com/galle.../ gallery100.htm

and an article on him here:
http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/ ar...tscher_19542006


GravatarI feel incredibly old right now.

Patti Smith turned 60 today.

Oy gevalt.


Gravatarjack, buzz off.


GravatarFrom New York . . . it's Saturday Night!


GravatarBlacks use the word nigger to show affection towards each other, like when they call each other brother and sister. True or false?
bob

Yeah they do. Cracker!

.


Gravatara real one not like McCain
sittenpretty

you are!
Plum P | Homepage | 12.30.06 - 11:
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well it had to be done
just like we all have to save this country and this planet...we must try as hard as we can,because it has to be done if possible


GravatarSteve Simels,

Does she acknowledge your role in launching her career?


GravatarPatti Smith turned 60 today.
steve simels

bloody hell!


GravatarPatti Smith first rose to fame during the Ford administration...


GravatarBlacks use the word nigger to show affection towards each other, like when they call each other brother and sister. True or false?
bob

Yeah they do. Cracker!


Bob's not just a cracker. He's White McCracker-Bastard!


GravatarPatti Smith turned 60 today.

Oy gevalt.
steve simels | 12.30.06 - 11:36 pm | #


The both of you are not old but timeless.


GravatarPatti Smith first rose to fame during the Ford administration...
Nicole Richie

we know Steve


GravatarI feel incredibly old right now.

Steve, a fine wine comes to mind...


GravatarBlacks use the word nigger as a substitute for brother or sister.
bob | 12.30.06 - 11:33 pm | #


jack uses the word bob as a substitute for mongrel idiot.

He'll use another word for the same thing momentarily.


GravatarIn all seriousness, Steve Simels. Bruce Springsteen used to thank the guy from Rolling Stone... what's his face?


GravatarIn a nationally televised address in 1989, President George H.W. Bush held aloft a bag of cocaine that had been sold near the White House and declared a "War on Drugs."

wanta bet where that baggie went?


Gravatarsimels, if you go to metacritic, you will find a well-wisher who hopes you live forever and write for even longer.


GravatarBleach marathon on [adult swim] tonight. Mrs. Marchbleed is way into it. But I get it less than I get vodka.


GravatarSorry to be a heathen, but how do you tell that a vodka is good, since the whole point seems to be not to taste it at all? (I was taught how to drink vodka by a Russian friend.)

It is about how harsh it goes down.

A good liquor warms as it goes down your esophagus. As bad one burns.

But it is a case of subtleness.


GravatarIn a nationally televised address in 1989, President George H.W. Bush held aloft a bag of cocaine that had been sold near the White House and declared a "War on Drugs."

wanta bet where that baggie went?
1watt Annoying person | Homepage | 12.30.06 - 11:39 pm | #


To the chocolate people?


GravatarIn all seriousness, Steve Simels. Bruce Springsteen used to thank the guy from Rolling Stone... what's his face?
Monica_A: Porn Connoisseur | 12.30.06 - 11:39 pm | #


Dave Marsh? Jon Landau?


GravatarWhat is that guy's name? He wrote a glowing book about Springsteen many years ago. Springsteen would only grant him interviews.


GravatarBlacks use the word nigger to show affection towards each other, like when they call each other brother and sister. True or false?


true, but they pronounce it much differently than whites do.


GravatarRosanna Arquette has a special running on Sundance where she interviews patty smith among other artists.
Patti Smith says her first experience with rock was when she was holding her mother's hand at age 7 and a song like she never heard before was playing on an old victrola. She let go of her mother's hand and walked towards the song. It was a Little Richard song.


GravatarI think it was Dave Marsh, Steve. She doesn't have to fellate you, but a "thank you" in the liner notes from time to time would be nice.


GravatarSorry to be a heathen, but how do you tell that a vodka is good, since the whole point seems to be not to taste it at all? (I was taught how to drink vodka by a Russian friend.)


This is a good point!
Spending big bucks for a name, is stupid.

.


Gravatar
true, but they pronounce it much differently than whites do.
1watt Annoying person | Homepage | 12.30.06 - 11:42 pm | #


How many ways are there to pronounce "it"?


GravatarDid Simels launch Patti Smith's career in some way?


GravatarFor those who are really interested in getting in trouble with language: there was a basketball coach at Central Michigan University who extolled his team to be,"Niggers" on the court because he needed more hard-nose play. He did not last the season.

But, what the hey: you do what you want.


GravatarMy favorite album review is the one for the so-called super group GTR (Steve Hacktt & Steve Howe).

The review read "SHT".


GravatarTo the chocolate people?
яояšд& |

from nocapital, gosh 3 comments today?

that a record?

try getting out in the real world someday.


GravatarSorry to be a heathen, but how do you tell that a vodka is good, since the whole point seems to be not to taste it at all? (I was taught how to drink vodka by a Russian friend.)

Go to a liquor store and find the vodka section. Look to the far left of the bottom shelf of vodka section. This is where they keep the bad vodka. Now look at the far right of the top shelf of the vodka section. This is where they keep the good vodka. This is the best way that I know of. The prices also help.


GravatarDRAPES (yep, the master is awake)


GravatarLegendary Broadway reviews has a one word entry: the play was slap and the review was ouch.


GravatarFor those who are really interested in getting in trouble with language: there was a basketball coach at Central Michigan University who extolled his team to be,"Niggers" on the court because he needed more hard-nose play. He did not last the season.

But, what the hey: you do what you want.

Just keep in mind if you say it around me, I'll cut you with a dull, dirty steak knife.


GravatarCan one really tell the diff from an Absoult vodka Marinti and one made from just well Vodka?

.


GravatarDid Simels launch Patti Smith's career in some way?
Nicole Richie

YOU tell us!


GravatarJon Landau is an American music critic, manager, and record producer, most known for his association in all three capacities with Bruce Springsteen.

As a critic, Landau wrote for Rolling Stone and other publications. He had a history of giving controversial reviews. At the height of his Creem prowess, Landau accused Eric Clapton of being merely a "master of Blues Cliches". Later, he gave The Rolling Stones' record Sticky Fingers a zero star review in Rolling Stone magazine [1]. The magazine later listed it as the 63rd greatest album of all time [2]. Landau, however, was unrepentant.

Landau first produced The MC5, a Detroit based band with overt political overtones. Landau replaced the group's original manager John Sinclair when Sinclair was sentenced to nine years in state prison for drug possession. Landau advised the group against continued drug use, and produced their most commercially successful albums, which still lost money for Atlantic Records.

Landau's prophetic 1974 article in The Real Paper [3], wherein he famously claimed "I saw rock and roll future and its name is Bruce Springsteen", is credited by Nick Hornby [4] and others with fostering the artist's popularity.

Landau was then hired by Springsteen, and is cited as co-producer on Springsteen studio records from 1975's Born to Run, through 1991's Human Touch and Lucky Town. He was instrumental in encouraging Springsteen to sue his first manager Mike Appel, which resulted in a protracted court battle and absence from the studio for Springsteen at the height of Springsteen's first taste of popularity. Landau is also considered to have influenced Springsteen artistically [5] as well as professionally.


GravatarThere is no god.

I know this how?

I had a good chance of getting lucky tomorrow night (for the first time since the Clinton administration -- only a slight exagerration) but I just found out that the woman in question busted two ribs over Xmas.

Feh!


GravatarMaybe it was Landau. I don't know anymore!!!!


Gravatar YOU tell us!

I'm not Steve, silly. My secret identity was recently revealed at an Atriot dinner at which Mr. Simels was NOT present.


GravatarThanks guys, re:vodka. I guess I'll let my Russian friends pick the brand.
I also don't really understand gin. But that's a topic for a different day perhaps.
I'll stick to Bourbon and Tequila...


GravatarI had a good chance of getting lucky tomorrow night (for the first time since the Clinton administration -- only a slight exagerration) but I just found out that the woman in question busted two ribs over Xmas.

Feh!
steve simels |


That's why God invented pain killers!


GravatarI'm not Steve, silly. My secret identity was recently revealed at an Atriot dinner at which Mr. Simels was NOT present.
Nicole Richie

i don't beleive you!


GravatarI also don't really understand gin.

Bombay Sapphire, that's all you need to know.


GravatarI'm also about fifty years younger than Mr. Simels.


GravatarSteve - just so happen to have a pile of Dilaudid, in case.


Gravatar
I'm not Steve, silly. My secret identity was recently revealed at an Atriot dinner at which Mr. Simels was NOT present.
Nicole Richie


Lindsay Lohan?


GravatarI'll stick to Bourbon and Tequila...
Marchbleed


Ouch!
.


GravatarI'm not Steve, silly. My secret identity was recently revealed at an Atriot dinner at which Mr. Simels was NOT present.
Nicole Richie

i don't beleive you!
Plum P

It was revealed here a while ago, wasn't it?


GravatarNY Giants actually won tonight, 34-28. Tiki Barber had 234 yards rushing.


GravatarDuncan has renewed my interest in economics. He is just that smart.
Monica_A: Porn Connoisseur


Okay, that one was over the top.

And oy, Patti Smith is 60????


GravatarI'm not Steve, silly. My secret identity was recently revealed at an Atriot dinner at which Mr. Simels was NOT present.
Nicole Richie


I know who you are, you kidder you.

You can blame Eli.


GravatarYou're right, fourlegsgood. The economics tripe was a bit much.


GravatarAgain, With The Flypaper Theory???


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