I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Bonne nuit!
what does it say (for us that don't want to register to the New-York Times)?
one, two, three, what are we fighting for?
cuatro
please don't link to stuff behind the wall without at least summarizing it. it only encourages the NYT
"Must register for Times Select..."
homerun?
dammit David!
...top ten! Whoo-Hoo. NOW, to read the link.
In Chicago, on November 3, 2006, Malachi Ritscher doused himself with gasoline and set himself on fire by the highway during morning rush hour, to protest the ongoing and immoral war in Iraq. Media coverage has been scant, but the word is spreading.
Read Malachi's final statement here:
http://www.savagesound.com/gallery99.htm
and his self-penned obituary here:
http://www.savagesound.com/galle.../
gallery100.htm
and an article on him here:
http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/
ar...tscher_19542006
(last time, I promise)
Evening, freethinkers
Everyone ready to shake off this year and try a new one?
Hi Plum!
I could have stopped you at 2nd but I'm a gentleman and all. 
FUCK BUSH
I am called the spoiler for a reason.
Now, that Times Select thing is really, really bad.
I refuse to pay, so Kristof goes unread.
Not a bad thing, I can assure you.
I could have stopped you at 2nd but I'm a gentleman and all.
Central Scrutinizer
yeah...right...
Everyone ready to shake off this year and try a new one?
Ripley
Not yet, I have a big bash tomorrow, which some people here have refused to attend, and as such, will miss out on.
In the spirit of the New Year, allow me to fantasize that George W. Bush Jr. has magically transformed into some sort of noble stateman, instead of being the anti-Constitutional war-mongering crap-flinging chimp that he is, ever was, and ever shall be.
Also let me write a polite letter requesting that North Korea's Kim Jong Il voluntarily relinquish power and open up North Korea into a thriving and well-run democracy.
Amy Poehler doing a great Nancy Grace spoof!
Count me in, David - in spirit, at least.
1watt is a moron.
Also, the Brits are adopting the US model of awarding incompetence:
John Scarlett, who took responsibility for the error-ridden dossier that justified the war in Iraq, is knighted in today's New Year's Honours list. The award will enrage peace campaigners, who have accused the veteran spymaster of saving Tony Blair's skin over the flawed case for the invasion.
I'm off to bed y'all.
G'night.
If Kristoff's first suggestion is not apolgizing before eating the barrel of a gun, I am not much interested
hello, dears. We are close to shoving 2006 up the Annals of Time, eh?
And, good riddance to bad rubbish...??
want to see Blair boobs?
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/...ews/
news2.shtml
...gyah! Nothing quite like the champagne elites talk, talk, talking while our soldiers die....
I think Plum P is really Steve Simels.
From below:
I also don't really understand gin.
Bombay Sapphire, that's all you need to know.
G'night.
Central Scrutinizer
bonne nuit babe
I'm quite liking this HolaScan comments update feature. That's user friendly thinking!
I think Plum P is really Steve Simels.
Nicole Richie
I'm not that old!!!
( want the smileys back, dammit!)
A shorter Nick Kristoff is getting into Wee Man territory.
Amy Poehler doing a great Nancy Grace spoof!
Saw Poehler doing this before I ever saw Grace. I thought the spoof was over the top, until I actually watched Nancy and realized it was spot on.
"Tonight, tonight I'm falling where the peaceful waters flow
Where the unicorn's the last one at the water hole
I have found a love so precious, like an emerald so bold
It's a firelight escaping from the jeweller's hold"
1watt is a moron.
at least he's not some elitist snob that pretends to know things.
Amy Poehler doing a great Nancy Grace spoof!
The only "n" word I would call you, Doctor Edwards, is nice."
SNL really seems to be all over Michael Richards tonight.
Kristoff is a tool -- from "the story is all about me" school of bad journalism. All that crap about how he rescues third world women from slavery and prostitution personally; he fancies himself a sort of two-fisted, scotch drinking macho foreign correspondent out of an old movie, and it's damned embarrassing to read (not to mention creepy). It's l'histoire c'est moi -- or as somebody said, he's practically the Steve Irwin of pundits.
SNL really seems to be all over Michael Richards tonight.
Snow, Ordinary Thinker
What? Only a month late.
Or is this a rerun
want to see Blair boobs?
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/...ews/ news2.shtml
Plum P | Homepage | 12.30.06 - 11:50 pm | #
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oh Tonyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
you need to lypo those puppies
at least he's not some elitist snob that pretends to know things.
1watt Annoying person | Homepage | 12.30.06 - 11:53 pm | #
That's "who pretends to know things."
Heh.
Monica_A: Porn Connoisseur,
Please don't be offended: I was only trying to explain a social disaster to someone who is evidently hard of hearing.
Peace.
Rerun
Or is this a rerun
David
it is. no way those unfunny fatcats would rehearse during xmas week.
Je suis la grande pamplemousse !!!
no way those unfunny fatcats would rehearse during xmas week.
And if anyone would know about fat cats...
Big Time has projection issues
And it all began to pass away on a Friday in August, when Gerald Ford laid his hand on the Bible and swore to preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States. He said, "You have not elected me as your President by your ballot, and so I ask you to confirm me as your President with your prayers."
unicorns never existed it a norwald horn you dumb fecks
it is. no way those unfunny fatcats would rehearse during xmas week.
Plum P
I figured. However, I think that if the show were, somehow, funny, the world would end.
MY PHOTO OF TONY
http://www.cs.rutgers.edu/~mcgre.../
RoadRunner.gif
And if anyone would know about fat cats...
Nicole Richie
MEOW!!!
http://www.stuffonmycat.com/inde...php?
itemid=2761
While we're bitching about the media, Larry Beinhart wrote a truly kick-ass piece at Huffpost.
Blair boobs...?
I was hoping for a better oxymoron...
... narwhal ...
http://www.stuffonmycat.com/inde...php? itemid=2761
Putting a Don Rumsfeld mask on a cat.. that's just cruel.
at least he's not some elitist snob that pretends to know things.
Yeh like some dumbshit who thinks horses had horns
Je suis la grande pamplemousse !!!
Doug Watts
you are the tall grapefruit?
Are you coming out or something Doug?
he fancies himself a sort of two-fisted, scotch drinking macho foreign correspondent out of an old movie
man, that is so not how he comes across to me...more soy decaf latte.
OK, completely OT, yet seasonally apt:
Carol of the Old Ones...
-
narwhal ...
Anonymous Jerk
yeh yeh feck skool, yew know wut i meen
and as to the article: As much as I'd like to see Cheney out, replace him with Rice or Gates? Then why the fuck go through the bother of confirmation hearings (which there would be, no?)
"Ten Suggestions for Rescuing the Bush Legacy
By NICHOLAS D. KRISTOF"
To be followed by...
Ten Suggestions for Raising the Dead.
Ten Suggestions for Turning Horseshit into Gold.
Matchmaker, Matchmaker,
Make me a Unicorn,
Find me a find,
Catch me a catch,
Night after night in the dark I'm alone
So find me match,
Of my own.
DWD,
I knew what you were doing. I just wanted to let bob know there would be reprecussions to his actions (me cutting him with a dull, dirty steak knife). You have nothing to be sorry for, buddy.
I am the big grapefruit.
it's better than ...
Vous etes un petit monstre.
that's what my french teacher called me.
There is some bitterness is teh house!
he fancies himself a sort of two-fisted, scotch drinking macho foreign correspondent out of an old movie
Nick Kristof?
Cancel this blog!
Revoke my membership!
I'm outta here!
G'night, fair batties.
Carol of the Old Ones...
-
MisterX
scientologist much?
And if anyone would know about fat cats...
Nicole Richie
WHUT A SLUT
night, all
I'm not a slut.. I'm celibacy-challenged.
Duncan has renewed my interest in economics. He is just that smart.
Monica_A: Porn Connoisseur
Okay, that one was over the top.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse |
I agree. That was a bit much. Goodnight, darlinks!
scientologist much?
Plum P
Hey! Worship of the Great Old Ones predates that crappy sci-fi religion.
I'm cool on Cthulhu...
-
i knew there was a reason i decided to stop paying for that birdcage liner..
... beware of the blob it leaps, it creeps ...
cut to shot of grape jelly flowing out of a mobile home ...
Ba'al IS LAME
I'm not a slut.. I'm celibacy-challenged.
Nicole Richie
...and Steve almost had a date! Hurrah!
I'm not a slut.. I'm celibacy-challenged.
Nicole Richie |
are you tonight's designated driver?
Cthulhu/Dormammu '08
BA'AL LIKE DUDE, GET a new game
#4 on my list of annoying people are people who make lists of annoying people.
... beware of the blob it leaps, it creeps ...
and slides and glides across the floor
ÒGeorge W. Bush, who achieved tremendous acclaim for his handling of the 9/11 terror attacks but left office vilified and disgraced, mired in the Iraq war and stalemated at home, his hard-line partisan tactics souring the electorate and crippling his beloved Republican Party for a generation, died. ...Ó
Hmmpff.
More like, "Former disgraced president Chimpy Bush died in prison today, unmourned by the world. A line of people waiting to piss on his grave is already 3 miles long..."
Shouldn't that be THE DREAD Dormammu?
-
Cute kitty picture...
http://www.yadamnfool.com/PICs/f...PICs/
fatcat.jpg
Anybody else see this blowhard, one Anthony M. Stevens-Arroyo is Professor of Puerto Rican and Latino Studies at Brooklyn College and Distinguished Scholar of the City University of New York, writing in the Washington Post On Faith section.
I have been haunting there a bit.
I never met an atheist I could like. Surely, somewhere on this planet, there is a friendly atheist, but I haven’t bumped into one yet.
The atheists who have crossed my path are obnoxious. They create the world in their own image and likeness, where only they are right or reasonable, and everyone else is either a fool or fanatic. (Any atheist who doubts him/herself enough to benefit someone else’s opinion is not a dogmatic atheist, but an agnostic: see below).
You can’t have a dialogue with dogmatic atheists. Because they are so sure they know everything, they never listen to intelligent people. They are mirror images of the religious fundamentalists, who -- despite their dogmatism -- at least have their enthusiasms in the right place. The worst thing for society would be to let any of them have power over the body politic. Scratch a dogmatic atheist and you likely will find a wannabe Robespierre or worse.
...and Steve almost had a date! Hurrah!
Plum P | Homepage | 12.31.06 - 12:05 am | #
I still do, actually, but she's gonna be wacked out on Vicodin.
Wait a minute -- that may be a good thing!!!!
Way, way OT, but Jim Henson was so fucking far ahead of his time...
I'm not a slut.. I'm celibacy-challenged.
Nicole Richie
Take some more drugs that'll fix it
...it's kinda like a mass that gets bigger and bigger.
Cryptonomicon is a good book. ... sort of like being on this site for 16 hours straight ...
...and Steve almost had a date! Hurrah!
Plum P | Homepage | 12.31.06 - 12:05 am | #
I still do, actually, but she's gonna be wacked out on Vicodin.
Wait a minute -- that may be a good thing!!!!
How is this a problem, Steve? Goodnight.
"...he fancies himself a sort of two-fisted, scotch drinking macho foreign correspondent out of an old movie."
Nick Kristof?
Nah, they're talking about simels.
"We can dig it!"
He's a complicated man, but no one understands him but his woman.
"Steve Simels!"
great pic Richard!
Remember, kids --
Never take Ecstasy.
It makes you listen to really bad music.
That Simels is one bad mother..
Kristoff is a tool -- from "the story is all about me" school of bad journalism. All that crap about how he rescues third world women from slavery and prostitution personally; he fancies himself a sort of two-fisted, scotch drinking macho foreign correspondent out of an old movie, and it's damned embarrassing to read (not to mention creepy). It's l'histoire c'est moi -- or as somebody said, he's practically the Steve Irwin of pundits.
Yep. Pretty much.
And he's a scrawny looking little shit, too.
Wait a minute -- that may be a good thing!!!!
steve simels
oui!!! But be respectful nonetheless babe!
That Simels is one bad mother..
SHUT YO' MOUTH!
That Simels is one bad mother..
Nicole Richie | Homepage | 12.31.06 - 12:10 am | #
Shut yer mouf....
What is The Covenant about?
Kristoff will someday become Geraldo Rivera, looking for buried treasure on Fox News.
That Simels is one bad mother..
Nicole Richie
Naw, hes gonna crash
Remember, kids --
Never take Ecstasy.
It makes you listen to really bad music.
steve simels | 12.31.06 - 12:10 am | #
---
Nitzer Ebb.
effeminate yet macho krauts yelling aerobix commands over a bad drum machine for 45 minutes.
That Simels is one bad mother..
SHUT YO' MOUTH!
Monica_A: Porn Connoisseur | 12.31.06 - 12:11 am | #
That Simels is one bad mother..
Nicole Richie | Homepage | 12.31.06 - 12:10 am | #
Shut yer mouf....
steve simels | 12.31.06 - 12:11 am | #
YIKES!
SHUT YO' MOUTH!
Monica_A: Porn Connoisseur | 12.31.06 - 12:11 am | #
That Simels is one bad mother..
Nicole Richie | Homepage | 12.31.06 - 12:10 am | #
Shut yer mouf....
steve simels
okay, i don't get it, what's happening here, am i too stoned or what?
What is The Covenant about?
It's kinda like a Concordance...
Or a Congress...
Maybe a conspiracy
...like a club that you're not a member of
Kristoff will someday become Geraldo Rivera, looking for buried treasure on Fox News.
We're just singing the Theme from Steve Simels, by Isaac Hayes.
Kristoff will someday become Geraldo Rivera, looking for buried treasure on Fox News.
Inside this smelly, damp, disgusting hole in the ground, we will uncover FOX's ratings.... Live, on the air! In person! Starring ME, people! Me!!!
Not too stoned, plum p, maybe too young?
In honor of Simels I present Bart & Lisa Simpson:
http://shaft.foamingaction.com/m...ia/
bartshft.wav
Tenacious D on SNL now, just for Steve
Shut yer mouf....
steve simels
Yer gonnna fit it soon pal
okay, i don't get it, what's happening here, am i too stoned or what?
Lyrics from Shaft.
is it wrong that I hope this comes true....:
Justin Timberlake, Whitney Houston, Mariah Carey To Spend New Year's Eve On “Flying Titanic” With Russian Oligarchs...
yeah, I guess there will be innocent pilots and crew aboard.
Kristoff will someday become Geraldo Rivera, looking for buried treasure on Fox News.
Ba'al | Homepage | 12.31.06 - 12:12 am | #
The thing is he's not the NYTimes most embarrassing pundit. What a rich field...Dowd, Davd Brooks, the incomparable Tom Friedman...
Of course, the LATimes has Doughy Pantload, so I guess they win on the Embarassometer.
okay, i don't get it, what's happening here, am i too stoned or what?
Plum P
careful ma'm or someone will slip you the Shaft.
Is Jack Black on SNL every week, or does it just seem that way?
Not too stoned, plum p, maybe too young?
ronjazz
OUI! that's it, i'm only 40 after all. a baby still.
so explain it to moi please?
Plum P --
Etes vous dans Montreal ?
Simels car wreck
Cthulhu/The DREAD Dormammu '08
We rented "The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance" tonight. Good flick! I'd forgotten how political it is. And oh boy, Lee Marvin must have been having tons of fun chewing up the scenery in every scene he's in.
I'm watching Dr. Who on BBC. It's the episode where the aliens are invading London.
The aliens are charmingly bad. I loves it.
Tenacious D on SNL now, just for Steve
Plum P | Homepage | 12.31.06 - 12:14 am | #
Why my other hero, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, has never hosted SNL is a question that has plagued me for years.
Lyrics from Shaft.
fourlegsgood
merci, now i know.
by the way, we would enjoy a plushy pic even if he looks horrible. we need our fix!
Plum P --
Etes vous dans Montreal ?
Doug Watts | Homepage
I thought you were a giant grapefruit?
Kristoff is a tool -- from "the story is all about me" school of bad journalism. All that crap about how he rescues third world women from slavery and prostitution personally; he fancies himself a sort of two-fisted, scotch drinking macho foreign correspondent out of an old movie,
White man's burdenesque.
Jack Black seems to be mocking Rock n Roll and all that is good in this world.
Is Jack Black on SNL every week, or does it just seem that way?
Nicole Richie
never watch it nic
We rented "The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance" tonight.
I showed them something about the Freedom of the Press...!
Lyrics from Shaft.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse
It was also a line in this Tenacious D song they are singing on SNL
by the way, we would enjoy a plushy pic even if he looks horrible. we need our fix!
He's sleeping. I'll post one from the other day.
I'm watching Dr. Who on BBC. It's the episode where the aliens are invading London.
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Isn't that all of the episodes?
Does he have the 20 foot scarf on?
I like that part.
I love Lee Marvin. One of my favorite films is "Point Blank".
The aliens are charmingly bad. I loves it.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse
never speak badly =0)
Yet we returned your kat
Etes vous dans Montreal ?
Doug Watts
i was for a long time, but i've come back a few years ago to my original suburb on the south shore of the island.
When they were shaving his face, they shaved off half of his whiskers.
I'll bet that's very disorienting for him.
Is Jack Black on SNL every week, or does it just seem that way?
Nicole Richie | Homepage | 12.31.06 - 12:14 am | #
BTW -- if you think Jack Black got neutered/sold out in that godawful THE HOLIDAY romantic comedy, wait till you get a gander at Kevin Smith in the new Jennifer Garner chick flick whose name escapes me.
I love Lee Marvin. One of my favorite films is "Point Blank".
Lee Marvin/Ernest Borgnine in Emperor of the North.
I liked James Coburn when he said ...
Schlitz ... Light ...
IN a way, I think David Brooks is more of an embarrassment than Doughy Pantload. It is hard to justify, sort of like choosing between cholera or typhus. It's just that Brooks writes the same thing over and over again, with his "cultural observer of America" shtick. Dough is merely the Walking Birth Defect that is the World's Best Arguement Against Neoptism, and for that you mainly have to blame Lucianne's vagina.
He's sleeping. I'll post one from the other day.
fourlegsgood
okay, but we want a new one tomorrow, ok? I have a financial interest in this plushyness now
Who is the black private dick who's a sex machine with all the chicks?
(PS is that Jesse Jackson in that video?)
Who's the blog posting dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
simels!
Ya damn right!
Who is the man that would risk his neck
For his brother man?
simels!
Can you dig it?
Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about?
simels!
Right On!
They say this cat simels is a bad mother
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout simels.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!
He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his woman steve simels!
Simels should drive carefully, because I LOVE HIM SO
BTW -- if you think Jack Black got neutered/sold out in that godawful THE HOLIDAY romantic comedy, wait till you get a gander at Kevin Smith in the new Jennifer Garner chick flick whose name escapes me.
Oh dear.
I liked James Coburn when he said ...
It was pretty funny when he talked about the spread of lesbianism in Oklahoma public schools restrooms too.
Jane Hamsher has the goods on John Tierney's NTY replacment, Roger Cohen, who apparently debuted with an explanation of how teh Left doesn't get that Saddam was a bad guy.
Few people understand irony.
When they were shaving his face, they shaved off half of his whiskers.
I'll bet that's very disorienting for him.
fourlegsgood,
his face was that hurt? He's never ever going out again, is he!
IN a way, I think David Brooks is more of an embarrassment than Doughy Pantload. It is hard to justify, sort of like choosing between cholera or typhus. It's just that Brooks writes the same thing over and over again, with his "cultural observer of America" shtick. Dough is merely the Walking Birth Defect that is the World's Best Arguement Against Neoptism, and for that you mainly have to blame Lucianne's vagina.
Brooks fills me with rage, mostly because I know he's making 6 figures writing that dreck.
Who's the blog posting dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
simels!
Ya damn right!
If you see him walkin' on the street
And he starts to cry
Each time we meet -
Walk on by!
(Recorded at Caesers' Tahoe...)
Few people enjoy ironing.
I love Lee Marvin. One of my favorite films is "Point Blank".
Richard
Cat Ballou
reminded me of someone.
Who is the man that would risk his neck
For his brother man?
simels!
Simels is a pervert with knowledge whom has lost his virtue.
Dough is merely the Walking Birth Defect that is the World's Best Arguement Against Neoptism, and for that you mainly have to blame Lucianne's vagina.
Ba'al | Homepage | 12.31.06 - 12:20 am | #
Ba'al, buddy -- thanks for helping me spew elitist chardonnay all over my monitor.
is that a white man doing Jessie Jackson on SNL?
his face was that hurt? He's never ever going out again, is he!
The emergency vet was just trying to get a good look at his tumor.
Simels is a pervert with knowledge whom has lost his virtue.
The Thing | 12.31.06 - 12:22 am | #
You've been nipping at the rat cheese again, haven't you....
is that a white man doing Jessie Jackson on SNL?
Darryl Hammond, no?
Snow, i'm not allowed into public restrooms where lesbians might frequent or be created, ergo i didn't get that important message from James Coburn.
DAMMITT !!!
IT'S JUST NOT FAIR !!!
i've been told women's bathrooms in bars have much more interesting and saucy grafitti than in the guys' bathrooms ... is this true ???
who/whom - there's a difference. Learn it. We speak English in this country, y'know...
"Who's the blog posting dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
simels!
Ya damn right! "
I came back to read this?
Lee Marvin's greatest movie? Gotta be "Dirty Dozen."
I love when he slips into this weird mincing voice thang... what the hell was up with that?
Simel is a man who would screw your son in his sleep.
It's pretty appalling that dead apple faced Lucianne is still making a living too.
Darryl Hammond, no?
Nicole Richie
i guess. why don't they just hire more black comedians on SNL?
"Who's the blog posting dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
simels!
Ya damn right! "
I came back to read this?
EkCenTriK | 12.31.06 - 12:24 am | #
Right on!
So, Steverino, what's the launch date of stevesimels.blogspot.com???
i've been told women's bathrooms in bars have much more interesting and saucy grafitti than in the guys' bathrooms ... is this true ???
Why are you asking Snow?
i guess. why don't they just hire more black comedians on SNL?
They always have a couple around, but Darryl Hammond is just about the only comedic genius left on the show.
Brooks fills me with rage, mostly because I know he's making 6 figures writing that dreck.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse | Homepage | 12.31.06 - 12:22 am | #
Brooks fills me with rage because he's a goddamn Jewish Republican.
Earth to Dave: Never get in bed with the people who wouldn't have let your grandparents into the country club.
Shmuck.
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
simels!
Only in their sleep
Brooks fills me with rage, mostly because I know he's making 6 figures writing that dreck.
He's an intellectually dishonest sack of shit. If I saw him walking down the street, I'd have have to restrain myself from beating him to a pulp.
Fuck him for knowingly propagating bullshit.
i've been told women's bathrooms in bars have much more interesting and saucy grafitti than in the guys' bathrooms ... is this true ???
Why are you asking Snow?
shouldn't you be asking simels?
Shmuck.
steve simels
sleep pervert simels
but Darryl Hammond is just about the only comedic genius left on the show.
Nicole Richie
but they're burning him. He's doing everybody and everyone now.
i guess. why don't they just hire more black comedians on SNL?
Black comedians prefer to work on funny shows.
Sheesh, we just got 10 points from Friedman.
It's pretty appalling that dead apple faced Lucianne is still making a living too.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse
I find it appalling that anyone would impregnate Lucianne Goldberg.
Via turkey baster, or natural methods, I am just grossed out.
shouldn't you be asking simels?
Zing! Hey, be careful, Steve Simels is a black private dick who's a sex machine with all the chicks....
Black comedians prefer to work on funny shows.
fourlegsgood
got it!
Brooks fills me with rage because he's a goddamn Jewish Republican.
Earth to Dave: Never get in bed with the people who wouldn't have let your grandparents into the country club.
Shmuck.
I'd just like to smack him about. For being an asshole.
Geez, I thought the lead in was "Dear Mr. President, please give me a UNIFORM" which didn't sound at all like Nicky.
shouldn't you be asking simels?
Zing! Hey, be careful, Steve Simels is a black private dick who's a sex machine with all the chicks....
Nicole Richie | Homepage | 12.31.06 - 12:27 am | #
They say this cat simels is a bad mother
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout simels.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!
He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his woman
Earth to Dave: Never get in bed with the people who wouldn't have let your grandparents into the country club.
This is just one of a thousand reasons why Bobo shouldn't be permitted to put pen to paper ever again.
Simels can only have sleep sex lmao,WHat a freek
i've been told women's bathrooms in bars have much more interesting and saucy grafitti than in the guys' bathrooms ... is this true ???
Why are you asking Snow?
fourlegsgood, plushynurse | Homepage | 12.31.06 - 12:26 am | #
---
Good point. I redact that.
I find it appalling that anyone would impregnate Lucianne Goldberg.
Via turkey baster, or natural methods, I am just grossed out.
She's about as hideous as they come.
the thing is our old pal dith.
He thinks he's slumming.
Austin City Limits Presents:
The Raconteurs followed by Cat Power
http://www.pbs.org/klru/austin/a...sts/
RacCat.html
In some zones now.
-
Oh yeah? Linda Tripp.
whoa.
But no one understands him but his woman
sIM has no woman
the thing is our old pal dith.
He thinks he's slumming.
steve simels | 12.31.06 - 12:29 am | #
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It seems The Thing has a thing for you.
the thing is our old pal dith.
He thinks he's slumming.
steve simels | 12.31.06 - 12:29 am | #
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It seems The Thing has a thing for you.
Jules Verne once wrote a novel called Paris in the Twentieth Century. Obviously, he never visited it.
It required the same sort of imagination that David Brooks puts into one of his columns.
Geez, I thought the lead in was "Dear Mr. President, please give me a UNIFORM" which didn't sound at all like Nicky.
I read it that way at first too.
She's about as hideous as they come.
fourlegsgood,
true, and yet, Jonah still manages to be an emabarassment, kinda like Michael and Ronald Reagan
Wasn't Daryl Hammond the "Hammond" in Hall & Oates ?
Wasn't Daryl Hammond the "Hammond" in Hall & Oates ?
I think that was a B3.
the thing is our old pal dith.
He thinks he's slumming.
steve simels
naw, I aint dith you dirty lame womanless puke
Wasn't Daryl Hammond the "Hammond" in Hall & Oates ?
That's the worst joke that ever made me do a spit-take.
Even jokes that write themselves are unfunny on SNL.
Please, cancel that damn show GE.
It seems The Thing has a thing for you.
pigboy
another troll has fallen madly in lust for Steve? AGAIN? Man, you're collecting them!
Jules Verne once wrote a novel called Paris in the Twentieth Century. Obviously, he never visited it.
It required the same sort of imagination that David Brooks puts into one of his columns.
Actually Brooks could visit Paris and STILL get it wrong.
He's that stupid.
What gets me is his self-satisfied air.
Hammondeggs.
I can't believe I am old enough to have seen The Blob in a theater when it first came out.
Damn.
Interesting that Chimp conspicuously chose not to attend the funeral for Ford. Does anybody know of a similar precedent?
naw, I aint dith you dirty lame womanless puke
Where's your woman tonite, macho man?
naw, I aint dith you dirty lame womanless puke
Then maybe you could enlighten us as to your id and what caused a wasp to crawl up your ass.
I suggest the trollz should blow Steve SImels.
Again.
i remember The Blob in coming attractions.
naw, I aint dith you dirty lame womanless puke
The Thing
Naw, you're just putzold. Same old shit.
It seems The Thing has a thing for you.
pigboy
yOU WISH,
sIMELS WOULD RAPE YOUR CHILDREN
Interesting that Chimp conspicuously chose not to attend the funeral for Ford. Does anybody know of a similar precedent?
Ba'al
Didn't Clinton give Nixon a eulogy? That wasn't even a state funeral
...maybe you could enlighten us as to your id and what caused a wasp to crawl up your ass.
Nah... nobody gives a shit.
Just fucking ignore it.
President Bush sent his regrets; he was cutting cedar and riding his bike on his ranch in Texas.
Haulin' oats.
Interesting that Chimp conspicuously chose not to attend the funeral for Ford. Does anybody know of a similar precedent?
No, but I don't think there's precedent for having a pissy little git as president either.
Now, look,thingy was successfully ignored for the longest while, and it was very entertaining. now you spoiled it.
Interesting that Chimp conspicuously chose not to attend the funeral for Ford.
Is he actually not attending? Weren't the brownshirts in a tizzy last week because Reid was out of the country and wouldn't return in time?
hEY SIMELS RAPE DAVE WOULD YA?
Didn't Clinton give Nixon a eulogy?
Yes he did.
"President Bush sent his regrets; he was cutting cedar and riding his bike on his ranch in Texas.
Ba'al "
More like he was cowering in his presidential root cellar.
Nice line from the WaPo
Ford, a onetime college football star, would have understood that New Year's weekend is a difficult time for a funeral. His 6:30 ceremony was tucked in between the 4:30 p.m. Alamo Bowl (Texas vs. Iowa) and the 8 p.m. Chick-Fil-A Bowl (Virginia Tech vs. Georgia).
otay, isn't this simels' board?
http://www.regrettheerror.com/
Interesting that Chimp conspicuously chose not to attend the funeral for Ford. Does anybody know of a similar precedent?
It was not a state funeral. That will be Tuesday. Shrub's excuse that this is homage to his time in Congress so a president is not needed yet.
I think he is watching the Saddam stretch while "eating pretzels" in Crawford.
sIMELS WOULD RAPE YOUR CHILDREN
The Thing | 12.31.06 - 12:33 am | #
Your not dith after all you're maf54 aren't you?
I can't believe I am old enough to have seen The Blob in a theater when it first came out.
Damn.
Sarah Deere | 12.31.06 - 12:32 am | #
Theme song written by -- swear to god -- Burt Bachrach and (I assume) Hal David. Sung by the Five Blobs.
"It creeps
And leaps
And slides
And glides across the floor
Right through
the door
And all around the house
A splotch
A blotch
Be careful of the Blob...
Beware of the blob
it...
[repeat ad infinitum]
President Bush sent his regrets; he was cutting cedar and riding his bike on his ranch in Texas.
Ba'al
Is that a euphemism for doing blow off Condi's ass cheeks?
yO dave sleep with your pants on kufr
Ford, a onetime college football star, would have understood that New Year's weekend is a difficult time for a funeral. His 6:30 ceremony was tucked in between the 4:30 p.m. Alamo Bowl (Texas vs. Iowa) and the 8 p.m. Chick-Fil-A Bowl (Virginia Tech vs. Georgia).
The Chick-Fil-A Bowl? holy fuck.
Former defense secretary Donald Rumsfeld, an honorary pallbearer, was a no-show -- reportedly the victim of a delayed flight. And if pallbearer James A. Baker III was in attendance, he proved elusive to the cameras.
Seems to me the Thing is drunk. Hey thng, let us hear you say Hetero.
Is that a euphemism for doing blow off Condi's ass cheeks?
SURGE!!!! and throb and what have you...
I think he is watching the Saddam stretch while "eating pretzels" in Crawford.
Snow, Ordinary Thinker
come on Pretzels!!!
It was not a state funeral. That will be Tuesday. Shrub's excuse that this is homage to his time in Congress so a president is not needed yet.
That's bullshit. He should have been there when Ford's body came into Dover.
Your not dith after all you're maf54 aren't you?
pigboy
Your esp faILS YOU.
Simels ANOTHER FOR YOU
He couldn't wait to be seen at rayguns funeral. I thought he would just love to be at pardon nixon Fords funeral.
He couldn't wait to be seen at rayguns funeral. I thought he would just love to be at pardon nixon Fords funeral.
Don't give up us baby.
We can still come through ...
Former defense secretary Donald Rumsfeld, an honorary pallbearer, was a no-show
Fucking loser.
I can't believe I am old enough to have seen The Blob in a theater when it first came out.
Damn.
Sarah Deere | 12.31.06 - 12:32 am | #
The theme song -- sung by the Five Blobs, written by -- swear to god -- Burt Bachrach.
"It creeps, and leaps, and slides, and glides across the floor.
Right through the door.
And all around the house...
A splotch, a blotch....
Be careful of the Blob.
Beware of the Blob it creeps..."
[repeat ad infinitum]
yA THINK iM jOKING?
He couldn't wait to be seen at rayguns funeral.
If Nancy would have let him he'd have ridden ontop of the caisson.
Conservatives were quick to condemn Reid and Durbin, who proceeded with four other senators on a trip to South America, knowing they would miss the rites in Washington. "He's the incoming Senate majority leader, for crying out loud, and he can't even show a little bit of respect?" commentator Mike Gallagher demanded on Fox News.
But the disregard was bipartisan. The White House sent out a press release from Crawford, Tex., detailing the logistics of last night's service, then added an asterisk: "Please note that President George W. Bush will not be attending this event."
Blob On By.
How in the hell does Rummy fail to get there on time?
The theme song -- sung by the Five Blobs, written by -- swear to god -- Burt Bachrach.
Holy crap.
I always loved his songs that Dion Warwick sang.
You go with the schedule you have, not the blah blah blah...
Longfellow's Serenade
Such were the plans I'd made.
Cuz she was a lady and I was a dreamer.
And then something else involving my ample chest hair.
Who gives a fuck what those assholes on Fox say?
Is anyone but the 30% deadenders even watching anymore?
Looking over the Bowl schedule, there's a...
Meineke Car Care Bowl
Insight Bowl
Champs Sports Bowl
MPC Computers Bowl
Capital One Bowl
Papa John's.com Bowl
GMAC Bowl
"Is anyone but the 30% deadenders even watching anymore?
fourlegsgood, plushynurse "
I am not even sure if they have that.
Blob On By.
ronjazz | 12.31.06 - 12:40 am | #
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Now I am laughing.
My favorite is the Bell Helicopter Bowl. Exactly who is their demographic for this one?
Budweiser makes some great commercials.
Shitty beer, but great commercials.
Longfellow's Serenade is not as good as the Blob song by the 5 blobs.
My favorite is the Bell Helicopter Bowl. Exactly who is their demographic for this one?
Good heavens. That's hilarious.
The George Forman Grill Bowl
Your esp faILS YOU.
The Thing | 12.31.06 - 12:38 am | #
Not really. ESP has nothing to do with the psychology and commonality of a sexual predator like yourself. I used maf54 because he, like you, always pointed fingers at others he claimed to be predators. He, like you, claimed to have intimate knowledge of the kind of person a sexual predator was. Which he could actually claim because he, like you, are one.
Over hill, over dale
we will hit the dusty trail
As those caissons go rolling along.
whatever a caisson is ...
Peter Sellers left his son 2,000.00 for his inheritance.
Ditto for son's mother.
One of the wives got 6 mil.
Brilliant actor/absurdist/social critic/comedian: terrible human being.
Aw, shit, pigboy's warmin' up...
whatever a caisson is ...
Doug Watts
A cannon.
I Say a Little Blob For You
Do You Know the Way to Blob Jose?
This Blob's In Love With You
whatever a caisson is ...
It's a wagon holding ammunition.
I meant to say a horse drawn hearse, whatever the word for that is.
Canada's bowl game...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gar...ki/
Garbage_Bowl
The Garbage Bowl is a yearly football matchup that takes place on the 1st day of January each year in Montreal West, Quebec, Canada. Overseen by the Montreal West Garbage Bowl Association, this match has taken place every year since 1950 on the Royal West Academy football field.
The match takes place between two teams, The Northern Combines and the Southern Bombers. The players are not paid and volunteer their time and effort in order to raise donations. Historically, the Northern Combines are made up of Montreal West residents living North of the C.P.R. Crossing while the Southern Bombers are made up of those living South of it. This division isn't stressed as much as in the early years, as many non-residents now participate in the game. Many players have played the game yearly for upwards of 20 years and the age of players varies considerably between teenagers and those in their 50's. Each team is made up of a 30 man roster (on average).
Proceeds from the game are donated to children's and youth organizations supported by the Montreal Westward Rotary Club. Each year the Garbage Bowl donates upwards of $10,000 in this way.
Examples of Garbage Bowl ButtonsSome of the proceeds come from the purchasing of Garbage Bowl Buttons, with a new one being produced each year. Examples can be seen in a picture on the right-hand side of this page.
The Garbage Bowl is known for its generous donations and for the fact that grown men are playing football in their pyjamas. But more than anything, it's the fact that the game is often played on frigid cold days and involves icy and/or snow laden conditions
whatever a caisson is ...
french word
A House Is Not A Blob.
There has to be a Blobbing after...
A Message to Blobble
Planes and Boats and Blobs
Raindrops Keep Fallin' on My Blob
I thought a caisson was a French pastry...
The Garbage Bowl is known for its generous donations and for the fact that grown men are playing football in their pyjamas. But more than anything, it's the fact that the game is often played on frigid cold days and involves icy and/or snow laden conditions
Richard
and only 2 days away, yeah!
Being killed by a blob would suck ass.
Our blob, is a very very very nice blob,
Aw, shit, pigboy's warmin' up...
ronjazz | 12.31.06 - 12:45 am | #
The next thing I post will be the scene in Pulp Fiction where Samuel Jackson recites from the bible!
"President Bush sent his regrets; he was cutting cedar and riding his bike on his ranch in Texas.
Ba'al "
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nah. he was drunk. that's what he does down there. that's why he can never do anything while he is there.
Blobby It's You
(What's It All About) Blobby
(They Long to Be) Close to Blob
The problem with the French Army artillery troops circa 1800 is that the French had no word for caisson.
My Little Blob Book
Anyone who had a Blob
whatever a caisson is ...
An underwater dig, pressurized
french word
Plum P
Like, breastesses.
Me and Blobby Mcgee...
My two personal fave Burt Bachrach songs:
"Trains and Boats and Planes" as sung by Dionne Warwick.
"I Say a Little Prayer" as not sung by Dionne Warwick -- although that's lovely. But the Aretha Franklin version is an act of god. Absolutely transcendent....
I look forward to the Puppy v. Kitty Bowl.
The problem with the French Army artillery troops circa 1800 is that the French had no word for caisson.
Snow, Ordinary Thinker
What do you expect. They don't have a word for entrepreneur either.
JFK's caisson...
http://www.fiftiesweb.com/kenned...edy/
caisson.jpg
nicole ritchie,
Did you have an inquiry about my star making powers?
Just call me Blob of the morning, Blob.
Just kiss my jellied miasma before you leave me, baby ...
What About Blob?
And the little yellow bar keeps sucking me in, but I must free myself from its insidious spell and nip this in the blob.
Go fuck yourself, Dick.
http://www.comcast.net/news/inde.../30/
552071.html
Olaf glad and bid
That's a copy & paste. High or low bid?
Damn, but that little furbag is popular.
I've gotten almost a thousand hits today, without blogwhoring even once.
Did you have an inquiry about my star making powers?
Yes, I want to know what you did that made Patti Smith famous. People on the last thread were saying she owed you for something?
I've gotten almost a thousand hits today
I got one. Nope, five.
Five hits today.
"I Say a Little Prayer" as not sung by Dionne Warwick -- although that's lovely. But the Aretha Franklin version is an act of god. Absolutely transcendent....
Oh, yeah, that's great.
Also great: the Dionne Warwicke version of "This Girl's In Love With You."
Akmost sounds like a demo, with a small band backing her, but it blows the much-fuller-orchestrated version by Herb Alpert away - and not just because of Alpert's vocal.
We're doing Blob related puns on the titles of Burt Bachrach songs?
Truly a sign of the End Times...
steve, I was thinking exactly that about Aretha's "Prayer" only yesterday. One of the best 3 minutes in all of music.
My Little Blob Book
Anyone who had a Blob
Nicole Richie
Nicole, I love you babe, just put on a few lbs.
Yes, I want to know what you did that made Patti Smith famous.
That's not how the process works. You know nothing about the artistic world.
Like, breastesses.
Dr Principius Gonadz
no true!
Torn between two Blob lovers.
Feeling like a fool.
Loving two Blobs is breaking all the rules.
I've gotten almost a thousand hits today, without blogwhoring even once.
fourlegsgood
i'm about 50 of those hits!
Truly a sign of the End Times...
Yeh but you aint gonna pass sims
Aretha's version of "Bridge Over Troubled Waters" is also a keeper... as is her rendition of "Spanish Harlem."
World's oldest mom bears twins at 67
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/
20061...pain_old_mother
MADRID, Spain - A 67-year-old Spanish woman became the world's oldest mother after she gave birth to twins in the northern city of Barcelona on Saturday, a hospital official said.
The woman, whose identity has not been revealed by Sant Pau hospital, gave birth by caesarian section on Saturday having previously undergone in vitro fertilization in the United States, according to the national news agency EFE.
you been played!
Of course I know nothing about the artistic world. I am a tv star.
And anyone who thinks I need to put on a few pounds, obviously hasn't seen any pics of me in a bikini.
steve, I was thinking exactly that about Aretha's "Prayer" only yesterday. One of the best 3 minutes in all of music.
ronjazz | 12.31.06 - 12:52 am | #
Couldn't agree more. A perfect record.
Her "Prayer" becomes a gospel song, which is a conceptual masterstroke above and beyond the fact that the performance is just gorgeous on an aural level.
Man, I'm pretentious tonight.
Dionne Warwick's song "Walk on by" was fantastic. I just love her voice and her range.
Olaf glad and bid
That's a copy & paste. High or low bid?
ronjazz | 12.31.06 - 12:50 am | #
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doh! can't even spell my own name.
Quincy Jones being interviewed on Sundance, Now that's a fucking artist.
The woman, whose identity has not been revealed by Sant Pau hospital, gave birth by caesarian section on Saturday having previously undergone in vitro fertilization in the United States, according to the national news agency EFE.
Richard
They found a use for them thar snowflake chillun!
Five hits today.
Snow, Ordinary Thinker | Homepage | 12.31.06 - 12:51 am | #
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Now you have six. Or en francais, six.
Speaking of Jim Henson, check out these early ads he did.
In the name of God, why isn't there a decent, comprehensive DVD release of Henson's pre-1970s work? The guy had short films during that period that were nominated for Oscars, and one, IIRC, won ("Timepiece," and it's fucking great). Shouldn't this stuff be out there?
Of course I know nothing about the artistic world. I am a tv star.
And anyone who thinks I need to put on a few pounds, obviously hasn't seen any pics of me in a bikini.
I don't watch Teebee. Secondly puttin on a few pounds is not for my health but yours =)
Okay Plum, here's your plush:
http://plush-life.blogspot.com/
Actually I am beginning to wonder if as good citizens, we should call Thing a taxi.
Q is very great and deep.
Do you know the way to San José?
nicole ritchie,
Did you have an inquiry about my star making powers?
steve simels | 12.31.06 - 12:50 am | #
I'm being namestolen.
I couldn't guess by who....
Woohoo!
I have 2/100ths of the hits 4lg got!
call thing an asshole. more accurate.
Dionne Warwick's song "Walk on by" was fantastic. I just love her voice and her range.
Yeah, me too.
I love Aretha too.
Six? Damn. I'm gonna have to start writing shit again and stuff. Maybe I can stall by captioning a few photos.
MADRID, Spain - A 67-year-old Spanish Incubator.
Actually I am beginning to wonder if as good citizens, we should call Thing a taxi.
EkCenTriK
I see you dont understand the Q
Nobody expects the Spanish Incubation.
Woohoo!
I have 2/100ths of the hits 4lg got!
Hey, I normally get nowhere NEAR this much traffic.
If this keeps up I'm gonna have to start writing stuff again.
Dionne Warwick's song "Walk on by" was fantastic. I just love her voice and her range.
Yeah, me too.
I love Aretha too.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse | Homepage | 12.31.06 - 12:59 am | #
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Man, back in the days of Motown they could really belt out songs!
Thing, you're a taxi.
Nobody expects the Spanish Incubation.
Or it would be if the emoticons worked.
Actually I am beginning to wonder if as good citizens, we should call Thing a taxi.
EkCenTriK
Why would I need a taxi If I am at home?
to take you home. stupid.
If this keeps up I'm gonna have to start writing stuff again.
fourlegsgood
but you must have had more hits yesterday, no? I was checking like every 15 minutes in the evening (and i was the 1st one to read the good news!!!)
Thing, you're a taxi.
1watt Annoying person
I am?
Why would I need a taxi If I am at home?
The Thing
Well, if you were really at home, you wouldn't have Internet access.
I've gotten almost a thousand hits today, without blogwhoring even once.
fourlegsgood
Good and good to see Maxx is recovering.
Did you have an inquiry about my star making powers?
steve simels | 12.31.06 - 12:50 am | #
And all the stars that never were
Are parking cars and pumping gas
"Ten Suggestions for Rescuing the Bush Legacy
By NICHOLAS D. KRISTOF"
That boat done sailed.
In fact, it's hit the iceberg and sunk to the bottom of the sea.
ARETHA FRANKLIN - I say a little prayer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_...h?
v=_4KU8QXtR7E
Quincy Jones wrote the theme song to Sanford & Son. I have always loved that song. the show too.
2/100? Isn't that, like, 1/50?
Damn, I'm a jerk.
Why would I need a taxi If I am at home?
The Thing | 12.31.06 - 1:01 am | #
to take you home. stupid.
The Thing | 12.31.06 - 1:01 am | #
to take you home. stupid.
ronjazz
wtf you smokin ron?
If this keeps up I'm gonna have to start writing stuff again.
fourlegsgood
Of course you should.
Just saying...
"Ten Suggestions for Rescuing the Bush Legacy
By NICHOLAS D. KRISTOF"
#1-Flashy-thingy everybody in the world, twice.
I jut shat myself.
2/100? Isn't that, like, 1/50?
Damn, I'm a jerk.
Snow, Ordinary Thinke
Well, if you are into that reduction thing, I suppose it is.
Don't Blob Me Over
Are You There (With Another Blob)?
I'll Never Fall in Blob Again
It begins to look like Thing has entered that rare state called Recursive Inebriation.
ARETHA FRANKLIN - I say a little prayer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_...h? v=_4KU8QXtR7E
Richard
i posted it in one of Foulegs' thread yesterday, and here as well, for Maxx. IT WORKED!
Thing, you're dense.
ARETHA FRANKLIN - I say a little prayer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_...h? v=_4KU8QXtR7E
Richard | 12.31.06 - 1:03 am | #
Can you believe this stuff was on good ol' AM radio daily! It is just so great!
So, here's to Hal David, and a Happy New Year!
In the name of God, why isn't there a decent, comprehensive DVD release of Henson's pre-1970s work? The guy had short films during that period that were nominated for Oscars, and one, IIRC, won ("Timepiece," and it's fucking great). Shouldn't this stuff be out there?
dave™© | Homepage | 12.31.06 - 12:57 am | #
I'm assuming his estate -- i.e, the family -- has the rights?
Maybe they think it's too out there and dark?
Just a guess...
Did you have an inquiry about my star making powers?
steve simels
Steve, please list the stars yoy have made and prove them wrong.
I see I'm being name-stolen.
And by a real mental midget.
but i prefer this clip Richard, her afro period
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S...h?
v=S1bs67ZXBaQ
You can thank Texas for GW.
Saddam has been buried. I am hoping tomorrow, CNN will be able to update with a worm count. In June, experts can speculate as to the decomposition, or even the mummification possibilities.
wow ... thing does need a taxi ... to bring his liver home ...
In the name of God,
as if God cares about celluloid bunk. Aftert 4.5 billion years nothig is new
ARETHA FRANKLIN - I say a little prayer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_...h? v=_4KU8QXtR7E
Thanks for that.
Damn. That gives me chills. The woman can belt.
"You can thank Texas for GW.
David (Austin Tx) "
You mean the rich ass power mongers and their minions in Texas with their fake west texas accents and stinky leather furniture.
You need to be a bit more specific.
Saddam has been buried. I am hoping tomorrow, CNN will be able to update with a worm count. In June, experts can speculate as to the decomposition, or even the mummification possibilities.
Snow, Ordinary Thinker
I bet that Faux News has a webcam in his coffin documenting the whole thing.
Simels is nowhere near 4 billion years old
I'm assuming his estate -- i.e, the family -- has the rights?
Maybe they think it's too out there and dark?
I dunno - could be Disney has control over them, too.
Personally, I can't imagine an accountant unable to grasp the monetary potential of a "Complete Jim Henson" DVD set...
Can't blame Texas for W, that's where big Oil meets Big Money. No, it's squarely on his parents. Very poor parents. Very bad batch of kids.
I'm off to change out the pants I've soiled. There's shit everywhere.
For Steve:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r...h?
v=r03vP94N0JY
wow ... thing does need a taxi ... to bring his liver home ...
Doug Watts
Keep it up and you will need a medic
Of course you should.
Just saying...
YaH, I was joking. I've been so busy at work and then wrapped up in the plushy emergency that I haven't written much in the past 2 weeks.
Except for boring university stuff.
I plan on getting back to it once I'm caught up on my sleep.
Terry C., I love how you get under their skin. They really fear plainspoken, honest women.
One of my other fave Burt Bachrach moments is Elvis Costello and the man himself doing "I'll Never Fall in Love Again" in the second Austin Powers movie.
One of the things that's so remarkable about Burt is that he's a totally classically trained composer -- he studied with Darius Milhaud, for crying out loud -- with all the harmonic sophistication that entails, and yet he grokked -- apparently intuitively -- black pop as if his background had been gospel and blues.
Which makes him -- dare I say it -- the true successor to Gershwin?
Wow, in her "old age," Patti Smith bears an uncanny resemblence to Paul Kantner...
Can you believe this stuff was on good ol' AM radio daily! It is just so great!
Oh yes. I remember my mother having the radio on in the kitchen all the time when I was a kid in the late '60's.
No, it's squarely on his parents. Very poor parents. Very bad batch of kids.
Which is why I FUCKING HATE poppy.
He's such a douchebag.
I'm off to change out the pants I've soiled. There's shit everywhere.
TerryC, Gore/Clark 08
exactly!
A line of people waiting to piss on his grave is already 3 miles long..."
more like 3000 miles, i'd guess
Of course you should.
Just saying...
I at least want my fucking coke!
Wow, in her "old age," Patti Smith bears an uncanny resemblence to Paul Kantner...
dave™©
i love Dancing Barefoot so much! She's 60 today.
I'm off to change out the pants I've soiled. There's shit everywhere.
TerryC, Gore/Clark 08
exactly!
The Thing
Great - we have a troll agreeing with the namestealer.
Can you believe this stuff was on good ol' AM radio daily! It is just so great!
Oh yes. I remember my mother having the radio on in the kitchen all the time when I was a kid in the late '60's.
Richard | 12.31.06 - 1:13 am | #
Oh yeah along with the 'clink, clank and tapping' that went along with the cooking or baking that was always going on.
One of my other fave Burt Bachrach moments is Elvis Costello and the man himself doing "I'll Never Fall in Love Again" in the second Austin Powers movie.
One of the things that's so remarkable about Burt is that he's a totally classically trained composer -- he studied with Darius Milhaud, for crying out loud -- with all the harmonic sophistication that entails, and yet he grokked -- apparently intuitively -- black pop as if his background had been gospel and blues.
Which makes him -- dare I say it -- the true successor to Gershwin?
I'll buy that.
Hey, I completely understand Bachrach's affinity to black pop, since I share it as well. I can't explain it, but it's like home for me.
And I'm white as a freaking sheet.
Loved that Austin Powers moment too.
Terry C., I love how you get under their skin. They really fear plainspoken, honest women.
ronjazz
Obviously, they do.
It's late, I'm tired.
Tomorrow night I plan on being falling down drunk, and possibly obnoxious.
Catch you bats later.
The major difference between Gershwin and Bacharach, I would argue, is that Bacharach's music shows his classical training, is is more genteel, less workmanlike, the result being that Burt's stuff will never be the stuff of jazz musicians as Gershwins was and is. As accessible and beautiful as Bacharach's music is, it doesn't have the "common" touch that Gershwin's did.
more like 3000 miles, i'd guess
The three miles was just by the time the announcement was public.
I have just 4 Words for You for Thing.
One of the things that's so remarkable about Burt is that he's a totally classically trained composer -- he studied with Darius Milhaud, for crying out loud -- with all the harmonic sophistication that entails, and yet he grokked -- apparently intuitively -- black pop as if his background had been gospel and blues.
That album him and Costello did is great... probably Bacharach's best work since he split with Hal David.
BTW, here's two questions: why did he and David split up? I have a theory (that is mine) that it involved Bacharach's apparent belief that he could actually sing. The other question is: does Bacharach actually believe he can sing? He keeps making efforts in that direction every now and then, and they're mercifully short, thank God. He's the only guy on the planet that's a worse singer than I am.
All this talk of shit and piss is appropriate on Patti Smith's birthday.
simels:
elvis costello so badly wants to be the burt-ster ... but there's only one ... burt bacharach's stuff can be hellishly complicated to play, lots of changes in time signature, but all to excellent artistic effect. the comparison to gershwin is apt, they both wrote clever, memorable and singable melodies over complex chord changes. now i'm jealous and hate myself ... again.
Great - we have a troll agreeing with the namestealer.
naw we have me, who has alerted you to the bullshit artists on major campuses.
Another friday night and no date.
I wonder why?
Hey Simels, did you see "Invincible"?
I fucking LOVED the soundtrack. But of course I'm old.
I really like Mark Walhberg too. There's something disarming in his performances.
i love Dancing Barefoot so much! She's 60 today.
Wow! So I want to fuck a 60-year-old woman... I guess I always knew this day would come...
C-span is replaying the Ford service, near the part where Pork Chop Boy gets cut off by a Ford son, I think.
http://
www.democraticunderground...mesg_id=3009262
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Gershwin studied harmony in the school of hard knocks, improvising arrangements to the tin pan alley songs he was paid to plug by playing them on piano to a buncha tough mugs. That's why he kicks more ass than Bacharach.
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Such as Ntodd Simels, Thers and others whom wish to brain fuck you.
The other question is: does Bacharach actually believe he can sing? He keeps making efforts in that direction every now and then, and they're mercifully short, thank God. He's the only guy on the planet that's a worse singer than I am.
No, I think he just likes to sing. I like to sing too, even though I can't anymore.
Another friday night and no date.
(a) It's SUNDAY MORNING, jerkoff!
Gershwin studied harmony in the school of hard knocks, improvising arrangements to the tin pan alley songs he was paid to plug by playing them on piano to a buncha tough mugs. That's why he kicks more ass than Bacharach.
Another brain fuck
naw we have me, who has alerted you to the bullshit artists on major campuses.
The Thing
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Terry C., it's called really fuckin' drunk, that Thing there.
C-span is replaying the Ford service, near the part where Pork Chop Boy gets cut off by a Ford son, I think.
http:// www.democraticunderground...mesg_id=3009262
Ooooh, I missed that. Have turned it on just to see it.
Another brain fuck
The Thing | 12.31.06 - 1:20 am | #
meaning?
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Oh yeah along with the 'clink, clank and tapping' that went along with the cooking or baking that was always going on.
Nothing sticks in your memory banks like music does. From time to time, I'll hear a snipet from a song that I haven't heard since those childhood days of the '60's and '70's, and it will all come back to me in a flash.
Terry C., I love how you get under their skin. They really fear plainspoken, honest women.
ronjazz
Obviously, they do.
Terry C, Gore/Clark 08 | Homepage | 12.31.06 - 1:16 am | #
Fear a woman? First off, she's more man than women - that'd explain her inability to date.
Secondly, I think if her more as just a dumb cunt rather than a woman.
Gershwin studied harmony in the school of hard knocks, improvising arrangements to the tin pan alley songs he was paid to plug by playing them on piano to a buncha tough mugs. T
mental masturbation, dont you see?
He's the only guy on the planet that's a worse singer than I am.
dave™© | Homepage | 12.31.06 - 1:18 am | #
You've never heard the atonal croaking that's emanated from my throat on public stages.
That I actually got paid for back in my youth.
Tacitus Voltaire
Aspergers
I am always asked to sing the song, "Far away, No, No, A Little Futher" But I have yet to find that tune so I can sing it.
QuentinCompson | 12.31.06 - 1:22 am
Ah, namestealing and misogyny.
What trolls do best....besides projection.
Gershwin's music swings. Bacharach's does not.
I think he just likes to sing. I like to sing too...
Me too - but I don't make albums with it!
Seriously, when I hear the melody of "Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head" - esp. the little out-of-tune flourish at the end of lines like "too big for his bed" - I think "Bacharach wrote that on purpose so he could sing it that way and get away with it."
Same with the incredibly-simplified melody of "Close to You".
Steve, if you can point me toward a Bachrach composition that holds a candle to An American In Paris, or Rhapsody in Blue, I'd appreciate it. George Gershwin's pop songs were made by Ira Gershwin's lyrics, but they hold together instrumentally without them. Can you really say the same about Bachrach's compositions without Hal David's lyrics?
Gershwin's music swings. Bacharach's does not.
True, but I love them both.
You've never heard the atonal croaking that's emanated from my throat on public stages.
You can get away with it if you're playing an instrument competently...
Yet Tacitus, nor Thers,can fix you car or anything.
"Asperger's Disorder is a milder variant of Autistic Disorder. Both Asperger's Disorder and Autistic Disorder are in fact subgroups of a larger diagnostic category. This larger category is called either Autistic Spectrum Disorders, mostly in European countries, or Pervasive Developmental Disorders ("PDD"), in the United States. In Asperger's Disorder, affected individuals are characterized by social isolation and eccentric behavior in childhood. There are impairments in two-sided social interaction and non-verbal communication. Though grammatical, their speech is peculiar due to abnormalities of inflection and a repetitive pattern. Clumsiness is prominent both in their articulation and gross motor behavior. They usually have a circumscribed area of interest which usually leaves no space for more age appropriate, common interests. Some examples are cars, trains, French Literature, door knobs, hinges, cappucino, meteorology, astronomy or history."
Trolls should visit this beach in Chile.
sorry, i was lost on YouTube for a few
Gilbert Bécaud and one of the saddest song in the world
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9vjke0xQ__I
(like a lot of the 60's and 70's songs, it was remade by americans to become big hits)
useless they are
Bacharach uses mades and classical harmonic motion, as well as odd time organization. Gershwin did 8 bars of I-VI-II-V, did it again, and then up a forth to the bridge. Meat and potatoes. Bacharach is dessert and port.
Another friday night and no date.
(a) It's SUNDAY MORNING, jerkoff!
Terry C, Gore/Clark 08 | Homepage | 12.31.06 - 1:20 am | #
another weekend and no date......
dumb bitch
Gershwin studied harmony in the school of hard knocks, improvising arrangements to the tin pan alley songs he was paid to plug by playing them on piano to a buncha tough mugs. That's why he kicks more ass than Bacharach.
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Tacitus Voltaire | 12.31.06 - 1:19 am | #
I know what you mean, but if memory serves, Gershwin had some music theory training as a kid.
The classic story is that after he was a big success, he asked Maurice Ravel for composition lessons, and Ravel turned him down saying (paraphrase) why would you want to become a mediocre Ravel when you're already a great Gershwin?
Nothing sticks in your memory banks like music does. From time to time, I'll hear a snipet from a song that I haven't heard since those childhood days of the '60's and '70's, and it will all come back to me in a flash.
Richard | 12.31.06 - 1:22 am | #
So very true. The meaning of the song has more to do with that then what the writer had meant to say with it.
Is Thing a Pasty Jeff fan?
LoL at Thers whom cannort make a Jet fly!
Who sang the english cover version of this. Was is Sinatra?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9vjke0xQ__I
Yet Tacitus, nor Thers,can fix you car or anything.
The Thing | 12.31.06 - 1:24 am | #
i did study harmony and i can write music. quickly, which composer pioneered whole tone harmony. no cheating by looking it up!
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The classic story is that after he was a big success, he asked Maurice Ravel for composition lessons, and Ravel turned him down saying (paraphrase) why would you want to become a mediocre Ravel when you're already a great Gershwin?
Oh, that's a nice story. I think Daphnis and Chloe is one of the most beautiful pieces of music ever.
another weekend and no date......
and I should be DEVASTATED by that WHY?
Goodnight Peeps.
One less Blob to answer!
Gershwin's music swings. Bacharach's does not.
Ba'al | Homepage | 12.31.06 - 1:23 am | #
Ba'al -- that would be because a lot of the burt-ster's stuff is a latin, tango, bossa nova, The Girl from Ipanema thing. totally different feel and attitude than swing. brazilian baby ...
Schoenberg is my guess, but he may have been one of its masters rather than a pioneer.
Ronjazz, that is not an adequate description of Rhapsody in Blue, it's not even a particularly good description of Rhythm Changes. But I like them both. (I like Bacharach too).
Doug Watts | Homepage | 12.31.06 - 1:18 am
I want to bite the hand that feeds me
I want to bite that hand so badly
....
Radio Radio....
Costello is great.
Bacharach uses mades and classical harmonic motion, as well as odd time organization. Gershwin did 8 bars of I-VI-II-V, did it again, and then up a forth to the bridge. Meat and potatoes. Bacharach is dessert and port.
ronjazz | 12.31.06 - 1:26 am | #
Both great melodists, however.
I think you can pretty much put "Someone to Watch Over Me" against, say, "I'll Never Fall in Love Again" and you'd be hard put to say which is more gorgeous.
I don't know a damned thing about composition or music theory.
if your car doesn't work can you?
we own you wordsmiths=)
Someone to Watch Over Me is one of my favorite standards.
Tacitus:
Arthur Schoenberg -- Ode to Napoleon Bonaparte
I've got the record.
"Gershwin's music swings. Bacharach's does not.
Ba'al"
When Diamond teamed up with Bacharach, it seemed like it was the beginning point of Diamond's decline.
I think you can pretty much put "Someone to Watch Over Me" against, say, "I'll Never Fall in Love Again" and you'd be hard put to say which is more gorgeous.
Yah.
steve simels
Bachrach for The Blob??? Ah, jeez....:-D!!!
Ah, namestealing and misogyny.
They do have issues with the ladies, don't they? Or not, as the case may be.
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QuentinCompson | 12.31.06 - 1:22 am
Ah, namestealing and misogyny.
What trolls do best....besides projection.
Terry C, Gore/Clark 08 | Homepage | 12.31.06 - 1:23 am | #
Looks like I'm under her skin now. Big, fat, loose flabby skin - but I'm under the circus tent.
Huh fatty?
Need your plane fixed?
fuck you!
Need your toilet unplugged, fuck you!
Need you car to start? Fuck you!
Bacharach uses mades and classical harmonic motion, as well as odd time organization. Gershwin did 8 bars of I-VI-II-V, did it again, and then up a forth to the bridge. Meat and potatoes. Bacharach is dessert and port.
ronjazz | 12.31.06 - 1:26 am | #
Gershwin innovated tasty voicings with the third in the base, moving up chromatically - see american in paris. Bacharach also came up with charateristic harmonies, mostly added note chords that dress up clever songs, but never came up with anything that has the scope and effect of Gershwin's orchestral pieces, that have harmonic and thematic development that goes way beyond a three minute song, as well as the lapidary short piano pieces. No contest - Gershwin was much more than a songwriter.
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They do have issues with the ladies, don't they? Or not, as the case may be.
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Beyond pathetic.
Blob On By.
ronjazz |
:-D :-D :-D
It is pretty much rhythm changes. Rhapsody In Blue is very american-industrial sounding to me. rhythms of the city, sounds of machines. Gershwin's music was more user-friendly than Bacharach's, and less cute. I'm not trying to denigrate his creations in any way, he's the greatest.
"Need your plane fixed?
fuck you!
Need your toilet unplugged, fuck you!
Need you car to start? Fuck you!
The Thing "
Wow, I really feel for the officer's in the detox unit.
I'm going to bed
au revoir
Tacitus:
Arthur Schoenberg -- Ode to Napoleon Bonaparte
I've got the record.
Doug Watts | Homepage | 12.31.06 - 1:30 am | #
Debussy in the 1890's
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They do have issues with the ladies, don't they? Or not, as the case may be.
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QuentinCompson
Maybe we won't see them for a few days...you know, they can get off to this:
http://www.comcast.net/entertain.../30/
552053.html
Gershwin innovated tasty voicings with the third in the base, moving up chromatically
Yah dumb shit I am above bose-einstein condensates.
Speaking of cunts, look who just showed up.
I Say a Little Blob For You
Do You Know the Way to Blob Jose?
This Blob's In Love With You
dave™©
More :-Ds
Tac Volt is not even mentioning some of Gershwins amazing late Piano Concertos to substantiate the case for his mastery of longer forms.
Wow, I really feel for the officer's in the detox unit.
EkCenTriK |
Yah doofus, you cant shit without me
Sheesh.
Anyhoo, now that I've seen a Bachrach v. Gershwin deathmatch on late night Eschaton, I believe I've seen it all.
odd time organization
Ever seen a score of Porgy and Bess? And did you mean modes up there? 'cause I'd argue that "Summertime" is pretty modal.
Wel, even the Preludes of Gershwin are very advanced.
Need your plane fixed?
fuck you!
Need your toilet unplugged, fuck you!
Need you car to start? Fuck you!
The Thing | 12.31.06 - 1:32 am | #
OK, so you're an airplane/car mechanic - plumber. That's excellent. I'm a software engineer. Need your crash debugged?
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They do have issues with the ladies, don't they? Or not, as the case may be.
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QuentinCompson
Maybe we won't see them for a few days...you know, they can get off to this:
http://www.comcast.net/entertain.../30/ 552053.html
Terry C, Gore/Clark 08 | Homepage | 12.31.06 - 1:34 am | #
another feather in the cap for the bush admin.
Yah dumb shit I am above bose-einstein condensates.
The Thing | 12.31.06 - 1:34 am | #
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No you're not. you live among them, just above absolute zero. which is what you are.
"Wow, I really feel for the officer's in the detox unit.
EkCenTriK |
Yah doofus, you cant shit without me
The Thing "
Egads, you really are something to yourself ain't ya.
Gershwin's music swings. Bacharach's does not.
Ba'al | Homepage | 12.31.06 - 1:23 am | #
By the same token, George couldn't have written a genuine r&b tune like "Baby It's You." Or "Walk on By."
I just think Bachrach and Gershwin have a surprising amount in common anyway.
Bacharach at a point had a really annoying obsession with major 7ths moving around mindlessly. For which he was paid handsomely.
Wow, I really feel for the officer's in the detox unit.
EkCenTriK |
as if the officers are for you
Gee, it's been a while since I've been so lamely namestolen.
Toby, I invite you to FOAD and then blow me.
Again.
Egads, you really are something to yourself ain't ya.
EkCenTriK
as you think you are without me.
"OK, so you're an airplane/car mechanic - plumber. That's excellent. I'm a software engineer. Need your crash debugged?"
Make him call MIcrosoft. He can explain that MS Bob just took a dump on his PC.
Tvland has an Any Griffith marathon.
Ahem ... tacitus ... who won the 12-tone row quiz ... ???
[finger tapping on lottery scratch ticket]
To me this has got to be one of the saddest, mornful toons ever.
Ashokan Farewell by Jay Ungar
http://youtube.com/watch?v=j1MVX0ga_8U
I can't even imagine being married 58 years.
Crazy. And they made her sit by Cheney. Terrible.
ANDY GRIFFITH MARATHON ON TVLAND.
Tobes was here last night and had his fat pimply ass smeared all over the landscape. Our belated Xmas present to him.
Anybody want to bet who the namestealing troll is tonight?
Anyhoo, now that I've seen a Bachrach v. Gershwin deathmatch on late night Eschaton, I believe I've seen it all.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse | Homepage | 12.31.06 - 1:35 am | #
Apparently you've never been around for the Dick York/Dick Sargent Darrin debate.
Tacitus was asking about whole-tone harmony, not the same thing as a 12-tone row.
By the same token, George couldn't have written a genuine r&b tune like "Baby It's You." Or "Walk on By."
I just think Bachrach and Gershwin have a surprising amount in common anyway.
steve simels | 12.31.06 - 1:36 am | #
just because i like Gershwin, i'm not going to denegrate r&b or other simpler forms. Johnny Be Good and One O'Clock Jump are I-IV-V's, but they kick major butt!
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Debussey, natch. La Mer, etc.
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NICK AT NIGHT HAS AN ANDY GRIFFITH MARATHON.
Tobes was here last night and had his fat pimply ass smeared all over the landscape. Our belated Xmas present to him.
Anybody want to bet who the namestealing troll is tonight?
Purina Troll Chow
Well, I wasn't here when they happened so I have no idea why he's picking on me.
Make him call MIcrosoft. He can explain that MS Bob just took a dump on his PC.
Hee.
Oh, crazy Ted Stevens is on my teevee. How perfectly horrible.
ANDY GRIFFITH MARATHON ON TVLAND.
buster
We heard you the first time, jack.
Look the woman has lived through cancer, addiction, pain, and now the loss of her husband. They figured there wasn't anybody else tough enough to withstand sitting next to Cheney.
Gershwin? Burt Bachrach?
Jeez, are you guys pathetic middle-brow heteros.
Toby is still upset that they banned him over at the Stormfront site. he just wasn't Nazi enough.
plus, they are not really down with gay men over there, so there's that too.
Apparently you've never been around for the Dick York/Dick Sargent Darrin debate.
Ha!!!
That's excellent. I'm a software engineer. Need your crash debugged?
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Tacitus Voltaire | 12.31.06 - 1:36 am | #
Software engineer? Is that slang for an idiot that fixes broke computers for eight bucks an hour?
Pft.
It's like hearing a janitor that cleans shit off toilets refer to himself as a custodial engineer.
well, you can argue Summertime as modal, or you can call it a recharacterized blues, but it does utilize the standard II-V-I cadences in both sections. Bacharach has lots of sections where he doesn't use diatonic harmony, Walk On By has a bit of that. I think that Bacharach's time frame vs. Gershwin's has something to do with the differences in vocabulary. But, they are both serious melodists and excellent songwriters. I wonder if bacharach will have the same staying power with other artists covering his stuff? Summertime has been recorded an unimaginable number of times.
WTF, did the wino bars just close somewhere ???
"OK, so you're an airplane/car mechanic - plumber. That's excellent. I'm a software engineer. Need your crash debugged?"
Make him call MIcrosoft. He can explain that MS Bob just took a dump on his PC.
EkCenTriK
ohh But I know about TP and IP protocols as well, not to mention Hexidecimal and URL encodinf.
Look the woman has lived through cancer, addiction, pain, and now the loss of her husband. They figured there wasn't anybody else tough enough to withstand sitting next to Cheney.
You have a point there.
Boy, Ted Stevens is a shit speaker, eh?
I own you.
Were you guys confusing whole tone scales with 12-tone serial composition? I thought that somebody was clueing me into some whole tone composition that Schoenberg had written in addition to his invention of the tone-row.
harrumph!
next quiz - prepared piano!
Hey, susan fucking sontag. Long time no see. How's your wife? Does your service still sicken her?
Well, I wasn't here when they happened so I have no idea why he's picking on me.
He's just firing scattershot. It doesn't matter that you didn't fuck with him last night -- you're a regular, and you're more than his match in a true debate. Nothing left for him except having a tantrum and flinging his feces, which is what he has always done when he runs out of patience.
Toby is still upset that they banned him over at the Stormfront site. he just wasn't Nazi enough"
Okay, you need to give warnings so we may put our beverages down first.
the Gators made the front of the Times again. this "kicking everyone's asses" is starting to get a little too regular, if you ask me.
just because i like Gershwin, i'm not going to denegrate r&b or other simpler forms. Johnny Be Good and One O'Clock Jump are I-IV-V's, but they kick major butt!
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Tacitus Voltaire | 12.31.06 - 1:39 am | #
Mais certainement!
Bacharach has lots of sections where he doesn't use diatonic harmony, Walk On By has a bit of that
???
non-diatonic harmony in Walk On By??? where?
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Make him call MIcrosoft. He can explain that MS Bob just took a dump on his PC.
EkCenTriK
Yawn Dlls and buffer overflows, who you think your kidding pal?
John Cage
Oy, this is f ucking embarrassing.
"Yawn Dlls and buffer overflows, who you think your kidding pal?
The Thing "
Hmmm, so you were one of those who bought into BOB.
I'm partial to "Smile" by Charles Chaplin. Really nice melody. I learned it on the Wurlitzer organ when I was 12. Also, "Drink to me only with thine eyes" by none other than Ben Jonson. Another really nice melody.
He's just firing scattershot. It doesn't matter that you didn't fuck with him last night -- you're a regular, and you're more than his match in a true debate. Nothing left for him except having a tantrum and flinging his feces, which is what he has always done when he runs out of patience.
Purina Troll Chow
I should've known it was him.
Only HE would make comments about someone else having no date.
While not even knowing what night it is.
ANDY GRIFFITH MARATHON ON TVLAND.
buster
We heard you the first time, jack.
Terry C, Gore/Clark 08 | Homepage | 12.31.06 - 1:40 am | #
Look, the cunt is getting a bit irritable. Must be her time of the moon.
Why does the town drunk in the Andy Griffith Show have to lock himself in a jail cell? Is it a crime to be drunk?
I fix your cars, I make your shit flow, I make your planes fly,I do your IT work, I do what you cant.
I laugh at you.
Software engineer? Is that slang for an idiot that fixes broke computers for eight bucks an hour?
Pft.
It's like hearing a janitor that cleans shit off toilets refer to himself as a custodial engineer.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse | 12.31.06 - 1:41 am | #
no, it's the job title of somebody who creates commercial software products for $125,000/yr.
p.s., Mr. Thing, if you know hex and IP, and you fix airplanes and cars and toilets, exactly what do you do for a living?
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Somebody here the other night -- Ophelia Bumps or Lord Nelson -- suggested that there is really only one troll, and that most of those whom we know as trolls are actually the sock puppets of this one person. I think it's more than just one person, but I agree with the idea in principal -- there aren't as many trolls as it might seem.
WTF, did the wino bars just close somewhere ???
Doug Watts, not again !?!
Or the crack dens.
Summertime has been recorded an unimaginable number of times.
ronjazz | 12.31.06 - 1:41 am | #
The Zombies. Best ever.
Just saying...
Astounding vocal, almost as good keyboard solo....
Which jazz musician is most associated with the harmonic ideas of Debussy?
WTF, did the wino bars just close somewhere ???
can't speak for anyone else, but we just got back from a day at DisneyWorld, visiting some friends down for the week with the kids.
Epcot was as polymorphously perverse as ever.
John Cage
Ba'al | Homepage | 12.31.06 - 1:44 am | #
is the correct answer!
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Otis the town drunk says he can't think straight when he's sober.
mmm, so you were one of those who bought into BOB
Bob was for you uneducated fools.
There aren't as many trolls as it might seem.
Purina Troll Chow
November 7 pretty much decimated their numbers.
Only the really, diehard desperate ones still hang around.
I fix your cars, I make your shit flow, I make your planes fly,I do your IT work, I do what you cant.
I laugh at you.
Great. Plot a course to exact magnetic north and wait there for me.
the Zombies rule!
WTF, did the wino bars just close somewhere ???
They should be open for another ten minutes.
It's like hearing a janitor that cleans shit off toilets refer to himself as a custodial engineer.
Yeah, that's Putzhole.
The same air of superiority.
Which jazz musician is most associated with the harmonic ideas of Debussy?
Ba'al | Homepage | 12.31.06 - 1:47 am | #
good question! I'm not sure... unless you mean Bix Beiderbecke, as in In A Mist & etc, I'd also compare Coltrane's middle period.
who did you have in mind?
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fourlegsgood, plushynurse | 12.31.06 - 1:41 am | #
Not me, obviously. Toby is petty pathetic tonight. More than usual even.
p.s., Mr. Thing, if you know hex and IP, and you fix airplanes and cars and toilets, exactly what do you do for a living?
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Tacitus Voltaire
What you cannot wordsmith
the Zombies rule!
Well, at the WH anyway.
To me this has got to be one of the saddest, mornful toons ever.
Ashokan Farewell by Jay Ungar
http://youtube.com/watch?v=j1MVX0ga_8U
pigboy | 12.31.06 - 1:38 am | #
God-DAMN, is that beautiful, heart-rendingly so.
I had Bill Evans in mind. Especially in Blue and Green and Peace Piece, but really all over the place.
The Zombies:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1...h?
v=1b40XR9EXsA
Fat Denny is disgusting.
And Turn out the Stars.
Not me, obviously. Toby is petty pathetic tonight. More than usual even.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse
Very much so.
And I have outwitted einstein Lmao!!
Which jazz musician is most associated with the harmonic ideas of Debussy?
Fletcher Henderson.
What you cannot wordsmith
The Thing
Oooooh....deep.
In a Mist has plenty of Debussy in it though, one of my favorite tunes of its day, about light years ahead of its time for jazz.
I can't believe they made Betty listen to this drivel.
I had Bill Evans in mind. Especially in Blue and Green and Peace Piece, but really all over the place.
Ba'al | Homepage | 12.31.06 - 1:50 am | #
Cool! I've heard a lot about him, but have neglected to give him a listen...
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p.s., Mr. Thing, if you know hex and IP, and you fix airplanes and cars and toilets, exactly what do you do for a living?
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i might ask the same of you
Fat Denny is disgusting.
Wait until Cheney talks about Ford saving us from the worst catastrophe ever. Should be up next. I have no idea what he is talking about.
Fat Denny is disgusting.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse
His last hurrah.
It's like we opened the screen door for a minute and a million tsetse flies flew in ...
There is an evil, brain eating radioactive fuck of a zombie talking on my teevee.
re: troll numbers. in my estimation, there are 2 trolls, Incog and Toby. the rest are simply variations on a theme.
what's funny is that both are racist assholes with delusions of grandeur, and yet both demand we pay attention to their ravings and feel picked upon when their simpleton aphorisms are rebutted.
4LG
I would like to see her beat the shit out of Nancy Reagan just on general principles.
The Thing sounds a lot like the Trinary Suka troll.
Just a sociological/anthropological observation.
Wait until Cheney talks about Ford saving us from the worst catastrophe ever. Should be up next. I have no idea what he is talking about.
He's talking now.
Blech.
I can't believe they made Betty listen to this drivel.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse
It's all about them.
Could've been worse.
Emperor Apeshit could've shown up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v...h?v=v-
kM0TQN4Kk
evening moonbeams. just sauntering.
Oooooh....deep.
Purina Troll Chow
explain to me the universal condensate
I wonder if bacharach will have the same staying power with other artists covering his stuff? Summertime has been recorded an unimaginable number of times.
I love the Bachrach/Davis stuff. Matter of fact, I've got a colony of earworms assaulting my brain after reading this thread. He and David may be the successors to the Gershwins (George and Ira), but George had a stronger command of the long form. What's a Bachrach work longer than 6 minutes?
4LG
I would like to see her beat the shit out of Nancy Reagan just on general principles.
Me too. She's too genteel to do that though.
four legs, don't let your healing kitty even get a momentary glimpse of your computer monitor ... it could cause a massive relapse ... this stuff is toxic ...
re: troll numbers. in my estimation, there are 2 trolls, Incog and Toby.
They are one in the same.
Which jazz musician is most associated with the harmonic ideas of Debussy?
Fletcher Henderson.
buster | 12.31.06 - 1:52 am | #
Yes!! It's true - or at least whoever wrote those avant garde tunes that Henderson recorded in the late 20's-early 30's ... i think Tidal Wave was one of them
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Toby is a psycholinguist and knows nothing about anything. Much like Thing.
Mmmmmm.
mrs. ibrahim al-jafaari
I suspected from the beginning who the Thing troll was.
Same persecution complex; same drunken ravings.
Tac Volt
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d...h?
v=dH3GSrCmzC8
PLEASE check this out. You will thank me.
I'll take Zappa for the long form too.
Just a sociological/anthropological observation.
Purina Troll Chow |
Just a mindless rote trained observation
When Diamond teamed up with Bacharach, it seemed like it was the beginning point of Diamond's decline.
EkCenTriK | 12.31.06 - 1:31 am | #
did he really have an incline? I never have been able to stand him.
mrs. ibrahim al-jafaari --
The astute person who was talking about trolls the other night said something that really clicked with me; he/she said "Incog is not the troll -- the troll is Incog.
evening moonbeams. just sauntering.
Henry Flower
Hi!
I suspected from the beginning who the Thing troll was.
your wrong ESP expert
p.s., Mr. Thing, if you know hex and IP, and you fix airplanes and cars and toilets, exactly what do you do for a living?
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i might ask the same of you
The Thing | 12.31.06 - 1:53 am | #
i told you - i'm a professional software engineer.
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People are debating music theory here?
I guarantee that never happens at Free Republic!!!!
no, it's the job title of somebody who creates commercial software products for $125,000/yr.
p.s., Mr. Thing, if you know hex and IP, and you fix airplanes and cars and toilets, exactly what do you do for a living?
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Tacitus Voltaire | 12.31.06 - 1:46 am | #
you can make 125k a year installing virus software and maintaining a lan?
lmao... yeah sure assface,
tacitus voltaire (since you asked what he does)
Toby is a clerical flunkie in some East Austin boiler room shithole.
his lack of healthcare (and subsequent rotting teeth) make him rather irritable.
I'm only watching this because I want to see Ford's son shove Cheney out of the way.
Just a mindless rote trained observation
And also a heat-seeking innuendo that found its intended target.
Tac Volt
This one is even nicer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a...h?
v=a2LFVWBmoiw
The astute person who was talking about trolls the other night said something that really clicked with me; he/she said "Incog is not the troll -- the troll is Incog.
Purina Troll Chow
wrong again
I don't care if he's black or white or purple or polka dotted, Bill Evans has the sound I want for my band.
-- Miles Davis.
"did he really have an incline? I never have been able to stand him.
Sarah Deere"
Really?
I thought he was pretty damn good for what he was. His concerts were a blast.
But then, it is all a matter of personal taste.
And then, the handle explains all anyway.
Hi!
HI!
So many nice things on you tube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6...related&
search=
"Incog is not the troll -- the troll is Incog.
Your welcome.
Toby is a clerical flunkie in some East Austin boiler room shithole.
his lack of healthcare (and subsequent rotting teeth) make him rather irritable.
Actually I believe he works for the state. So he has healthcare. But no braincells.
Yet I had you here praying to god almighty LOL
sidhara
how do you do that thing with the timestamp?
Damn. Kissinger is sleeping.
What an evil fuck he is.
And also a heat-seeking innuendo that found its intended target.
Purina Troll Chow
and played you
People are debating music theory here?
I guarantee that never happens at Free Republic!!!!
steve simels
They DEBATE at Free Republic?
Is THAT what they call what they do over there?
Actually I believe he works for the state.
Well, he is a ward of the state. Not really an employee. Psycholinguist is another way of saying talks crazy.
PLEASE check this out. You will thank me.
Ba'al | Homepage | 12.31.06 - 1:56 am |
way reet, hipster! I thank you sir!
very chromatic rather than post diatonic - the opening reminds me of richard strauss in that it's both way chromatic as well as very emotional
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i
Actually I believe he works for the state
such imagination and oh so wrong
Hi Phil. Off your meds again?
Actually I believe he works for the state.
oh yeah, you are right, I forgot about that.
Toby Putz: Bureaucrat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6...related&
search=
Henry Flower
Dean Jones before he became a right wing crusader against gay marriage.
Love you guys all more than food, but I'm fading.
Talk to you all during the day, one hopes.
If not --
Happy New Year!!!!
People are debating music theory here?
I guarantee that never happens at Free Republic!!!!
Not much theory in "Achey Breaky Heart."
Hey! Who is posting here from Belgium?
doesn't suck to be played by a troll?
You been played
Not much theory in "Achey Breaky Heart."
fourlegsgood, plushynurse
God, I miss those emoticons.
"Love you guys all more than food, but I'm fading."
Wait, I thought you were one of the invincible denizens here?
He is mortal.
and played you
The Thing
You're the only one getting played here. We can just ignore you and talk around you. What will you do then?
I have one very good suggestion for bush that would please at least 70% of the country. Bush should FOAD now!
Damn. Kissinger is sleeping.
What an evil fuck he is.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse
Cheney has that effect on people.
Intellectual dumbasses
Dean Jones before he became a right wing crusader against gay marriage.
He did?
I'm sorry.
Does this help?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0...related&
search=
These trolls own me.
I'm their bitch.
dogs and cats have souls and hecate is shaman, lmao
you can make 125k a year installing virus software and maintaining a lan?
lmao... yeah sure assface,
fourlegsgood, plushynurse | 12.31.06 - 1:57 am | #
can one of my fellow C coders here explain to this person what software development is?
I write software, i don't install it, and i don't maintain LANs, although i would hardly sneeze at that kind of undertaking, which should also command high figures.
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Far Denny was looking at the wreath like he wanted to eat it.
Which he no doubt did.
But then, it is all a matter of personal taste.
And then, the handle explains all anyway.
EkCenTriK | 12.31.06 - 1:58 am | #
I just didn;t care for him at all.
What do you mean about the handle?
I want to suck off all of the guys here. I'm afraid of the women, though.
They have scary vaginas.
And simels is a god and Hecate is a healer!
wasn't Gordon that guy who got fired when his boss found out he was trolling Eschaton?
good times, good times.
More Bill Evans since I love him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R...h?
v=Rh2exXKC9Vs
If you like trios.
Ebb Tide by Robt. Maxwell has a great melody. Lots of diminished chords, too. Fun to play on the organ.
aND ATRIOS should go straightr and have babies.
Got to hand to the solo troll - it sure can multi-task.
All this namestealing is HARD WORK!
wasn't Gordon that guy who got fired when his boss found out he was trolling Eschaton?
good times, good times.
Hee. Forgot about that.
I want to suck off all of the guys here. I'm afraid of the women, though.
They have scary vaginas.
The Thing | 12.31.06 - 2:05 am | #
huh.
Cmon. Hurry up.
I'd say there was some Debussey in Monk's upper intervals and substitutions and stuff. You know, if you're reaching a little, maybe.
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wasn't Gordon that guy who got fired when his boss found out he was trolling Eschaton?
good times, good times.
mrs. ibrahim al-jafaari
Oooh, speaking of a raging misogynist.
"can one of my fellow C coders here explain to this person what software development is?"
I am not a coder of any note anymore but basically he puts the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp
what was the name of Gordon's friend who dumped Gordon off his group blog? he was a stockbroker or something, they went to that bumfuck school together up in Maine.
what was that guys name?
Got to hand to the solo troll - it sure can multi-task.
Not really. The armor is spotty at best but probably ineffective from lack of maintenance.
Hi. My name is Phil. Or Trinary Suka. Or something stupid.
Finally, the shove. Lol.
"What do you mean about the handle?
Sarah Deere "
You know, I am a bit EkCenTriK.
Whoa - Cheeeney looked way pissed, lip stuck in a brittle sneer.
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mrs. ibrahim al-jafaari
any word re: the Baby Girl?
wasn't Gordon that guy who got fired when his boss found out he was trolling Eschaton?
good times, good times.
mrs. ibrahim al-jafaari | 12.31.06 - 2:05 am | #
I own you bitch.
"wasn't Gordon that guy who got fired when his boss found out he was trolling Eschaton?"
Did that really happen?
Whoa - Cheeeney looked way pissed, lip stuck in a brittle sneer.
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I wouldn't want Cheney touching my mom either.
Does anyone know what happened with the person that collapsed at the beginning of the Ford funeral?
Dean Jones - yet another example of how born-agains are ever bigger pains in the ass the second time around:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dea...nes_%28actor%
29
bose-einstein condensate.
what an idiot.
Except for all the rethugs blathering on, that was a nice service.
SD
It's still up in the air. we start classes on the 9th, but we are waiting for different folks to make decisions.
it's frustrating, but Baby Girl is so beautifuil and sweet we don't care. we hung out this morning with her, she is right across the street.
"can one of my fellow C coders here explain to this person what software development is?"
I am not a coder of any note anymore but basically he puts the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp
EkCenTriK | 12.31.06 - 2:08 am | #
dat's funny!
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You know, I am a bit EkCenTriK.
EkCenTriK | 12.31.06 - 2:09 am | #
My apologies for being so DENSE!!
obituaries = irish sports page
Dean Jones - yet another example of how born-agains are ever bigger pains in the ass the second time around:
especially when you were d list to begin with.
Well, it was worth it to me to wait through all that just to see Kissinger snoring and Unka Dick cold-shouldered.
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Did that really happen?
oh yeah, it sure did. and his pal got into shit too, so deep that he dropped Gordon like a fucking hot potato.
the real fun was all the postings of photos from their fraternity circle jerks in the Maine woods.
good times, good times.
she is right across the street.
mrs. ibrahim al-jafaari |
oooohhhh!!!! How hard for you not to scoop her up!!!
wasn't Gordon that guy who got fired when his boss found out he was trolling Eschaton?
He gave me a bunch of shit about being "anti-semitic" because I was calling myself a "feminazi."
Slow on the uptake was Gordo the Malevolent.
Want to see who you're dealing with? Go to Youtube and search for one of putzolds alter-egos, shoelimpy.
I liked the Navy Chanters.
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Well, it was worth it to me to wait through all that just to see Kissinger snoring and Unka Dick cold-shouldered.
I'll say. Hee hee.
obituaries = irish sports page
Doug Watts, Troll Swatter
My dad used to call funerals "the Irish racetrack."
I barely own my own smegma, but I tell complete strangers that I own them.
This is my social life in its entirety.
You people are my family.
I wish you liked me, but I can't ask you straight out for anything like that.