I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Bonsoir and merci Atta!
mememememememe
you can always count on the guest bloggers!
and because you're mine, i walk the line
hmmmmpppffff!!!!!!!
do they know downstairs?
i'm gonna get a second tier frist
i just went to tell them, Henry
still here
all these laps up and down stairs...does it count as cardio?
k, plum
Attaturk, thanks for answering the phone...
Oh, thank goodness.
You're sheetin' me!
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Romo picked the wrong time to have jazz hands.
Attaturk! You picked up the white courtesy phone!
The game must be over.
Sweet! This'll bring the family back together.
Though I have to say that I'm thrilled that folks took my suggestion...
X 5
Romo choked but so did the replay clown that moved the spot back after Dallas got the first down as ruled by the filed ref.
Damn, Max that's better than mine. I should have thought of jazz hands.
Hey, Atrios:
Ready to watch the Eagles beat/kick/punch the snot out of Eli's team?
Ice wine chocolates. They redefine sweet.
nice glasses, JP
We owe Attaturk a new fez.
This thread sucks.
it was the ball. I'm still teh best QB evah!!!! Sean Salisbury says so. Glad I don't have to play the Bears
Hey, this comments section loads much faster! Who knew?
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a little of the ole up down up down
hey sallyh: howzitgoin?
So what are ice wine chocolates anyhoo?
Ice wine chocolates. They redefine sweet.
Sallyh
what makes it so?
X 5
Jim
Those were for Max's Romo Jazz Hands comment
This thread sucks.
LOL.
Operation Broken Wind.
icewine proved too sweet for me
Ohio is serving up gator meat. Gator tastes a lot like chicken. Remember those chickens and the Outback Bowl. Outback Bowls, I should say.
Entertaining FDL post...
Late Nite FDL: Malkin Credibility, R.I.P.
http://www.firedoglake.com/2007/...-rip/#more-
6454
I liked this bit...
Dave, you know I love you and that I think you're one of the best bloggers going, but surely you're not so naïve as to expect rational, responsible behavior from the Malkinites? They are not rational people. They are not even adults. They are squalling, feuding toddlers with driver's licenses and mortgage payments. They may have been toilet-trained, but after that the cognitive development stopped cold. Really
hey the giants suck but they might just beat those eagles...philly, a rest area on the way from new york to miami....
Late Nite FDL: Malkin Credibility, R.I.P.
We don't get French benefits?
Ohio is serving up gator meat. Gator tastes a lot like chicken. Remember those chickens and the Outback Bowl. Outback Bowls, I should say.
Snow
We have been doing such things for years here, as the Gators are a long time rival.
The finish of that game was almost as exciting as the Washington State Supreme Court oral arguments that were on earlier. *That* was entertainment. Best of 2006 edition.
bathroom sink kitten:
http://www.dailykitten.com/
hey the giants suck but they might just beat those eagles...
No, it really is quite impossible. Not without a secondary *or* a pass rush.
When Martin Grammatica saw the botched hold he said, "Oh, thees part of my game is not so good!"
Somehow, Malkin will rationalize the death of Jamil Hussein.
icewine proved too sweet for me
They are quite sweet, but a well made icewine has sufficient acid to balance the sweetness and keep it from being cloying.
and any time the cowboys take the pipe i smile...to me the whole friggin state is bush and delay...
HEY!!
Dual Wisconsin sports references -
Tony Romo (from Burlington, WI)
Rollie Fingers (owes WI $1.4 million in taxes from his time with the Brewers in the early 1980s)!
leaning tower of pizza, bitches
Well the Chiefs really sucked today.
We don't get French benefits?
And James Dean was the actor. Jimmie Dean makes sausages.
Steely Dan is not one person
Rollie Fingers? Best mustache AND best Porno Name in baseball EVAR!
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HEY!!
Dual Wisconsin sports references -
Tony Romo (from Burlington, WI)
Rollie Fingers (owes WI $1.4 million in taxes from his time with the Brewers in the early 1980s)!
Roadmaster
Triple actually.
"Romo Fingers" instead of "Butter Fingers"
Butter is a dairy product and Wisconsin is the dairy state.
Oh, and it's four because many people in Wisconsin have fingers.
ProfWombat--now that you're here and we have a nice Sancerre and a roll of quarters, along with hot cinnamon buns, it's all awesome 
Steely Dan is not one person
::matthew | Homepage | 01.06.07 - 11:41 pm |
An' he's not even ferrous, let alone steely.
Somehow, Malkin will rationalize the death of Jamil Hussein.
watertiger
I can't really follow all the ins and outs of it, but from what I gather Malkin and her wing'd monkeys are waiting for six people who were burned alive to testify that they were, in fact, burned alive. Then and only then will they admit they were wrong.
It was referred to below, I believe, as "managing expcectations".
Jimmie Dean sausage meat gives up 90% of its volume in fat and water, and doesn't taste very good for the effort...
Rollie Fingers (owes WI $1.4 million in taxes from his time with the Brewers in the early 1980s)!
How did he manage that?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f...h?v=fCrqy5S-
H_A
They are quite sweet, but a well made icewine has sufficient acid to balance the sweetness and keep it from being cloying.
FeralL-Empty Glass | 01.06.07 - 11:40 pm | #
Yep. The best ones avoid the pure-sugar sweetness and have wildly complex fruit undertones.
f**kin' cowboys...next year no tuna and then what...maybe jerry jones will finally decide to coach himself...i hate football anyway
Keith should invite Michelle to his show for a proper dressing down.
I'd pay to see that.
bathroom sink kitten: - Plum P
Had a kitten that did that, too, but if the water was turned on, Muffin was OUTATHERE!
Tony Romo (from Burlington, WI)
Likewise, and I'm not impressed he's playing for Dallas.
Sweet - I was trying to find that...
Steely Dan is not one person
::matthew | Homepage | 01.06.07 - 11:41 pm |
Steely Dan is a mythic dildo.
What a shame. I am watching the pilot to BSG. The first two seaons were spectacular. This season, I think they have lost it completely. Which is a shame since the season premier was incredible. I hope the start up again this month puts things back on track.
We have been doing such things for years here, as the Gators are a long time rival.
Methinks Ohio might enjoy their Monday night dinner.
He wasn't acting, exactly, but Jimmy Dean did play a mogul in (I think) "Diamonds are Forever".
When other people are buying, I'll whoop up on a good eiswein
Now, really -- shower! Just in case Ms. L. does grace me with her mainly hairless presence, tonight.
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Keith should invite Michelle to his show for a proper dressing down.
Michelle Malkin should, as was earlier suggested, be forced to visit Mr. Hussein in his jail cell.
Somehow, Malkin will rationalize the death of Jamil Hussein.
The afterlife is going to be an unpleasant place for that bitch.
When Martin Grammatica saw the botched hold he said, "Oh, thees part of my game is not so good!"
I saw him tapping on chest making the mark of the cross before the play. God was not on the Cowboys side tonight, evidently.
Oh, and it's four because many people in Wisconsin have fingers.
Attatur
Five, if you count the finger I direct towards your corn-stubble fields...
hey the giants suck but they might just beat those eagles...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q...h?
v=Q6EfoyN1qFs
That pretty much sums up my reaction to you post.
Gator is somewhat tougher than chicken, but the flavor is similar because of evolution.
i admit that against washington the jints seemed to have put the hofstra defense on the field in the second half ( or should have ) but when you are rooting for philly i would be a bit more cautious....that super bowl trophy case has been empty a long time pilgrim.
Somehow, Malkin will rationalize the death of Jamil Hussein. - watertiger
Treasonous traitor to Iraq, obviously. Deserves to die. [/Malkin
The afterlife is going to be an unpleasant place for that bitch.
fourlegsgood
well, in-case there is no such thing...I'm in favor of making this life unpleasant for her
Malkin will block with her infamous O face.
sallyh: a book of verses underneth the bough, a jug of wine, a loaf of bread and thou has yet to be much improved upon, no?
Somehow, Malkin will rationalize the death of Jamil Hussein.
I thought he'd been arrested?
"The afterlife is going to be an unpleasant place for that bitch.
fourlegsgood, plushynurs"
I wonder if she is ready for life as an intestinal parasite located somewhere inside a worm.
Rollie Fingers story:
http://www.themilwaukeechannel.c...942/
detail.html
i'm going to go get whiskey. brb,
Gator is somewhat tougher than chicken, but the flavor is similar because of evolution.
kmymkk
It's actually similar because of the matrix
Rorschach--I think the icewine they reserve for the chocolates is from the lesser batches.
Thanks, Atta! Finally, a little room to stretch.
I thought he'd been arrested?
You don't expect him to live much longer, do you?
It's similar because of your mother.
I am watching the pilot to BSG.
it looks great in HD, doesn't it?
Thanks, O Fez crowned one. My computer was coughing and sputtering on the last thread.
well, in-case there is no such thing...I'm in favor of making this life unpleasant for her
Oh, there is one.
But I'm all for the present being unpleasant for her as well.
She is a fucking cunt.
but when you are rooting for philly i would be a bit more cautious....
I'm not rooting for Philly - just the opposite. But the Giants are a bad, stupid, terribly coached team.
Oh, and it's four because many people in Wisconsin have fingers. - Attaturk
As opposed to Oregon. Well, back in the days when logging was in full swing.
Oh, and it's four because many people in Wisconsin have fingers. - Attaturk
As opposed to Oregon. Well, back in the days when logging was in full swing.
How 'bout them Cowboys...
If you want to hear James Brown Live at the Apollo in the background, I'm streaming it now...
Other F-ing DJs didn't show at 10 PM Central!!
http://www.wort-fm.org/
You don't expect him to live much longer, do you?
No. I just wondered if he had already been escorted from the jail.
Rorschach--I think the icewine they reserve for the chocolates is from the lesser batches.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere | 01.06.07 - 11:46 pm | #
That is rather a shame.
As opposed to Oregon. Well, back in the days when logging was in full swing.
bo
Lotsa old guys named Lefty in those towns.
funny. no one is down there, but they haven't made it back up here.
hope nothing happened to them. mebbe that scratching weren't meese.
How 'bout them Cowboys...
Rich
and in their last game they lost to the Lions: what did you expect?
Speaking of Elmo:
Elmo on fire!
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btw, not that anyone cares, but i finally posted something again.
This season, I think they have lost it completely.
Like how? They didn't go near as bad as the much earlier "black market" episode which reminds of the new character in Itchy and Scratchy that gets ripped violently out, although we had no use for the boxing porn.
Keith should invite Michelle to his show for a proper dressing down.
I'd pay to see that.
Central Scrutinizer
Old times' sake: 'cast a lot of doubt' is complete nonsense.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J...h?
v=JoM90bAsr1M
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Elmo on fire!
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MisterX
that's so wrong
How 'bout them Cowboys...
Rich
lol,
that's so wrong
::matthew
but so funny!
Elmo brought it upon himself with his unrepentant sodomy.
"
it looks great in HD, doesn't it?
The Old Man From Scene 24"
Amazing. I am beginning to get a bit frustrated that a lot of the content on cable isn't doing HD yet.
Speaking of music videos, I really enjoyed this by Mint Royal: Blue Song...
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America's team=America's war! FUBAR.
Not winter, not spring? What to call this fifth season? Wintring? Even the water in our lakes has a slow, sluggish quality; the waves move with a tired, viscous lassitude. It's as if the water knows it's midwinter and it should be sleeping, but it can't. At the same time, it's too tired to move very energetically. That's what it's like in wintring. In Washington, too, it seems.
Anyone still style the Cowboys 'America's Team'? Haven't heard that one a while, but I'm north of Boston in Patriot land...
Dallas lost. Life is good.
Elmo on fire!
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MisterX
that's so wrong
::matthew
No kidding. Next week we'll read about at least 7 kids who saw the clip and lit themselves on fire "just like Elmo."
It seems that the wingnut bloggers are looking at every story doesn't favor dear leader as a potential Dan Rather/kerning episode.
What they are too stupid to realize is that one "glorious victory" of theirs was almost certainly a result of a Karl Rove dirty trick. The fucks can't win unless the game is rigged in their favor.
Lotsa old guys named Lefty in those towns. - Max Planck
And Stumpy.
Old times' sake: 'cast a lot of doubt' is complete nonsense.
QuentinCompson
wow, Tweety with balls...who knew?
Madison guy: looked up at Orion, where he's supposed to be this time of year, with a bit of fog in the air. Doesn't make any sense...
"They didn't go near as bad as the much earlier "black market" episode which reminds of the new character in Itchy and Scratchy that gets ripped violently out, although we had no use for the boxing porn.
kmymkk "
I have actually skipped episodes. I appreciate a lot of the character development, but the writing somehow moves the series into something close to Teen Angst versus something more mature.
As said, I am hoping they put things to right with the tween time till the end of month.
And Hopalong
Michelle Malkin & Michael Ledeen reporting that Dallas won.
Eli, your team may be playing like crap, but us long suffering Iggles fans have long since learned never to take anything for granted.
(For those who haven't seen it, The Cheesteak of Suffering)
i wish marcia brady was here.
sigh.
Soon, the excellent opening sequence of Bleach will be visible on Adult Swim. It is some of the best animation out there (the opening sequence, not necessarily the show).
"were" here.
she "was", but "isn't"
That was the first time I ever saw a robot in it's death throes still trying to preform its function... there's a lesson buried in there somewhere. Or maybe an allegory.
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i wish marcia brady was here.
sigh.
dirk gently
what happened?
I just put on all the cool Lycra/Spandex underwears I gots at Target, today... at once. I got a pair of long 'uns, too, for those extra cold scooter days.
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Doesn't make any sense...
Like green grass in WI in January....
Old times' sake: 'cast a lot of doubt' is complete nonsense.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J...h? v=JoM90bAsr1M
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QuentinCompson
Good stuff!
Still, I bet Keith could make her cry.
Cunts are running the world
http://youtube.com/watch?v=e_M22STINYw
Ha ha ha, suck it, Cowboys. The curse of T.O. strikes again.
jp, please email me your address again. I've got the HD adapter here in an envelope ready to send
mwilson at thatchermathias dot com
Eli, your team may be playing like crap, but us long suffering Iggles fans have long since learned never to take anything for granted.
I understand, but it's not going to be the Giants that knock them off. They're simply incapable of beating any team that hasn't crawled up its own ass and died.
For those who still refuse to believe:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T...h?
v=TroHEw3M2Xc
Oh, and I'm down to two beers, and may need two more. So, the electric scooter -> Citgo on Charlotte = more beeren!
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eli, gee you make the giants sound like the bush white house...and yourself a bit over the top...nite now.
I am glad I stayed up to watch the Cowboys fuck up and lose.
eli, gee you make the giants sound like the bush white house...and yourself a bit over the top...nite now.
If you followed them over the second half, you'd understand. The Bush White House is actually not a bad comparison, although the Giants have more talent.
what happened?
::matthew
oh, she stopped posting here and i miss her is all. i like to mention it once in a while in case she's lurking so she knows she is missed.
I think they said the Seahawk D-back assigned to cover T.O. was out of football and working as a loan officer last week. Dayum, what a diss.
Wasn't watching. The Cowboys beat themselves, I take it?
Michelle Malkin & Michael Ledeen reporting that Dallas won.
Malkin will don a "hack" jacket and venture into the wilds of hyperliberal Seattle to investigate what REALLY happened.
good evening, cocksuckers.
Sure, I'll model in my new underwear.
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My Main Robot
Him, and Reject (sent to Earth for our sins).
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The Bush White House is actually not a bad comparison, although the Giants have more talent.
And a better work ethic.
Romo dropped the game winning field goal attempt.
I think they said the Seahawk D-back assigned to cover T.O. was out of football and working as a loan officer last week. Dayum, what a diss.
2 catches, 26 yards.
Heh.
oh, she stopped posting here and i miss her is all. i like to mention it once in a while in case she's lurking so she knows she is missed.
dirk gently
I asked because there was this wierd "goodbye" post at some point. We figured it was a tragedy troll at the time
hey Olaf: you getting a little extra warm weather for biking?
What else is there to do on the ranch but beat oneself?
"And a better work ethic."
They clear more brush?
And a better work ethic.
Toss-up.
Notre Dame snark.
Teh funny.
EkCenTriK | 01.06.07 - 11:54 pm |
We have learned that some of the writing is crap on purpose, because they have very sensibly sacrificed all to acting. We would like to see this idea taken to a Debordesque extreme, so that every time "pyramid," the only sport known to humanity, is displayed, it looks totally different (canonically it's Space Basketball). Now soccer, now rugby, so that the trekkie types will never be able to sketch a single syste of rules, and everyone has fun with the concept. That or centuries of sport evolution have replaced professional basketball with what is really horse.
The "stellar" announcers didn't mention it, but Romo could have gotten the first down if he had stretched for it.
I for one am still a big ol' BSG fanboy and think they're doing just fine with the writing.
And what could beat the scene where Doral offers to throw Gaius Baltar in as a perk?
Meanwhile, shirts!
Go C-Bucs!
Its a fuckin game folks.
People are dying on Bush's order.
I think they said the Seahawk D-back assigned to cover T.O. was out of football and working as a loan officer last week. Dayum, what a diss.
2 catches, 26 yards.
Heh.
sdf (Stu)
Every time Packers fans read "26 yards," we think back to a game with the afore-mentioned Iggles.
4th and 26.
F.U.C.K.
They Counted Us Out...
They Called Us Quitters...
They Said Our Quarterback Didn't Have The Guts...
They Said Our Defense Couldn't Stop The Run...
NFC East Champions, bitches!
I asked because there was this wierd "goodbye" post at some point. We figured it was a tragedy troll at the time
::matthew
yeah, i heard about that although i didn't see it.
"That or centuries of sport evolution have replaced professional basketball with what is really horse.
kmymkk"
I have no clue as to what you said there. However, At this point, since episode 2 this season, I consider Reno 911 to be far superior in writing. And that is basically an unscripted show.
The Bush White House is actually not a bad comparison, although the Giants more talent.
and they never kill anyone.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
4th and 26.
Alright, knock it off...
molly, that was teh funny...
Molly stole my cookies!
Yes, I WILL ride the American Mobility Platform to Citgo to give Hugo Chavez some of my beer money!
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Thers--those were Molly's cookies.
"For those who still refuse to believe:"
One glass of wine and that first pull back scene almost keeled me out of my chair.
And SNL's bashing Pelosi already.
Evening, all.
Irksome? Should I know?
they haven't taken the old Citgo sign down from Kenmore Square...
This is as good a time as any to mention that Drew Pearson pushed off on Nate Wright in 1975!
And SNL's bashing Pelosi already.
Eli
It's a rerun, even.
Why does the movie North Dallas Forty keep coming to mind here!@!!
And SNL's bashing Pelosi already.
Eli
Sigh.
It's a rerun, even.
Oh well. I'm just there for the Alec Baldwin.
we're on thesi really funky hotel internet TV bullshti so we don"t know if our last post got read on the bottom of t he monster thread cause we couldn"t load it but hi!
EkCenTriK | 01.07.07 - 12:03 am |
Considering what EJO can do with his eyes, James Callis can do with his face, Katee Sackhoff can do with her fingers or McClure can do with her voice, we have no problem with the craptastic approach.
Wait, that doesn't sound right--
Thers--those were Molly's cookies.
MY COOOOOOKIES!
Thers is for cookie. That good enough for me.
flory and tena
Hi yas
It might be different if it was funny, but it's not.
4th and 26.
Alright, knock it off...
FeralL-Empty Glass
Hey, it hurts me, too.
Is the Burlington jeweler that restores/fixes vintage watches still in business?
Bleach opening sequence: that is some good animation.
eli,
http://thetravisty.com/Saturday_...ec_Baldwin)
.htm
hi flory and Tena
It might be different if it was funny, but it's not.
Actually, it would be very different if SNL was funny...
we're on thesi really funky hotel internet TV bullshti so we don"t know if our last post got read on the bottom of t he monster thread cause we couldn"t load it but hi!
Which one of you is wearing the Batgirl costume?
Irksome? Should I know?
steve simels
i survived airport security
(disclaimer: shameless blogwhore)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A...h?
v=A7tCGWVf5Pw might be better
On c-span2/BookTV now -
Speech
Econospinning
Barnes & Noble Booksellers
New York, New York (United States)
11/14/2006 - 1:23
Epstein, Gene Editor, [Barron's], Economics
Gene Epstein talked about his book Econospinning: How to Read Between the Lines When the Media Manipulate the Numbers, published by Wiley. He said that journalists frequently misrepresent or misinterpret economic data, shaping data to fit a preexisting story rather than shaping their story around the data. Mr. Epstein argued that this behavior is driven by laziness and the desire to tell a compelling story, rather than by ideology. After his presentation he responded to audience members’ questions.
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Tina Fey was smart to bail.
Can one of you influential guest bloggers get Atrios to alphabetize his blogroll?
Thx.
it might be different if phlegm was funny, but ...
Every time Packers fans read "26 yards," we think back to a game with the afore-mentioned Iggles.
4th and 26.
I try not to bring it up with the in-laws at the holidays (the Much Better Half is from Milwaukee), but it comes up every now and again. They told me that some guy put it up on a billboard when they wanted to get Sherman fired.
(Is Freddie Mitchell back in the NFL?)
If not for the vagaries of "strength of victory" they could be playing again tomorrow ...
eli,
http://thetravisty.com/Saturday_..._...ec_Baldwin)
.htm
Heh. I prefer his attempt to seduce Canteen Boy.
Is there a Zinger sketch in this one? If so, I should probably just stop watching right now.
mememememememe
Henry Flower | Homepage | 01.06.07 - 11:33 pm | #
Well, that's interesting.
The "stellar" announcers didn't mention it, but Romo could have gotten the first down if he had stretched for it.
The Seahawks were also pretty vunerable to a safety on that very first play they ran when they got the ball. The handoff to Alexander was 5 yards deep in the endzone.
Can one of you influential guest bloggers get Atrios to alphabetize his blogroll?
Thx.
mikeg | 01.07.07 - 12:09 am | #
while you're at it, have him place albatross! at the top.
or anywhere.
Alec weighs about 50 lbs more than he did in Beetlejuice.
Can one of you influential guest bloggers get Atrios to alphabetize his blogroll?
I really think the only way this happens is if someone else does it and sends him the HTML. I've actually toyed with the idea, but my extreme laziness is a problem.
Is the Burlington jeweler that restores/fixes vintage watches still in business?
Not sure, the jewelers that were downtown are gone, but there's a guy south of town that works on clocks that's still around.
Ooops, I spoke too soon...
Richard, yes. Another key play that went unmentioned.
Anyone wanna time me on the electric scootguitar?
I leave at 10 after the hour.
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eli, i watched the second half last week and i had friends who actually thought it was in the bag after the first half. boy were they surprised. but i started watching the jints that game when y a was kneeling on the field with blood running down his face so my sense of proportion is well developed...and i always feel joe pisarcik looking over my shoulder when i watch the jints....
rorschach, 4th-Tier Atriot | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 12:01 am |
Aaron Doral is Poor Man's Kevin Spacey. That guy is actually something of a cult celebrity, which is why they give him such good, sarcastic lines.
(The dialogue is great, by writing is meant really more of plot and stupid details which do not deserve resolution.)
macallens is an expensive but not unpleasant way to slip out of conciousness.
Hey Steve Simels!
Still finishing up my tribute to blues/soul/R&B musicians who died in 2006. Even as I type, side 4 of "James Brown Live at the Apollo Vol 2" is spinning on the station turntable.
I should have been out of here an hour ago. Next show folks didn't arrive. BIG OOPS.
Alec weighs about 50 lbs more than he did in Beetlejuice.
Max Planck
And yet his career trajectory has been so much more successful than anyone else in that movie.
Except maybe that megastar "Otho".
and i always feel joe pisarcik looking over my shoulder when i watch the jints....
Their last two or three playoff appearances have been... inauspicious.
Get off the internet and go see Children of Men. That's an order.
Holy fucking shit.
I am intrigued by this E-Z Date....
He said that journalists frequently misrepresent or misinterpret economic data, shaping data to fit a preexisting story rather than shaping their story around the data. Mr. Epstein argued that this behavior is driven by laziness and the desire to tell a compelling story, rather than by ideology.
those are two totally contradictory notions...
1) journalists fit data to pre-existing stories.
but 2) those stories aren't ideological.
sorry, epstein, i don't buy it...
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Having a lot of stalls on Haloscan the last few days, tonight moreso. Is this a shared experience or just me?
dallas choked.
they had at least 3 chances to win. go for it on 4th down, make the field goal, or the pass at the end.
or, if glenn hadnt fumbled on the 2...
im a fan of the patriots. i hate the cowboys.
just statin fact. lol
Criswell predicts paint-on bikinis for you girls and clamp-on bikinis for you men.
This 4th & 26?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2...h?
v=2OEh6Yc56lA
"Romo Fingers"
Poor bastard's going to have to win the Big One someday to overcome tonight.
Dirk--well done. And so true.
Whoa, now I know how Amy whats-her-name got a job on SNL.
How good can Children of Men be? The trailers looked awful.
Having a lot of stalls on Haloscan the last few days, tonight moreso. Is this a shared experience or just me?
EkCenTriK
for me, it's mostly blogspot...although haloscan always seems to be a bit hairy
wgg: another factor is their ignorance of economics in general, much less any economic thinking that'd resonate on the left...
Young Frankenstein being performed in Iraq Riiiitz!
NYT -- Chimpy's handlers are blaming Condi for the Saddam fiasco
At 10:30 p.m., Ambassador Khalilzad made a last-ditch call to Mr. Maliki asking him not to proceed with the hanging. When the Iraqi leader remained adamant, an American official said, the ambassador made a second call to Washington conveying “the determination of the Iraqi prime minister to go forward,” and his conclusion that there was nothing more, consistent with respect for Iraqi sovereignty, that the United States could do.
Senior Bush administration officials in Washington said that Mr. Khalilzad’s principal contact in Washington was Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, and that she gave the green light for Mr. Hussein to be turned over, despite the reservations of the military commanders in Baghdad. One official said that Ms. Rice was supported in that view by Stephen J. Hadley, Mr. Bush’s national security adviser.
Is this a shared experience or just me?
EkCenTriK
I'm having problems too.
Monica_A: Porn Connoisseur
I'm not clicking, I'm not clicking, I'm not clicking....
Can one of you influential guest bloggers get Atrios to alphabetize his blogroll?
We're influential?
It's impossible to find NTodd's blog in that mess, is my point.
Still finishing up my tribute to blues/soul/R&B musicians who died in 2006. Even as I type, side 4 of "James Brown Live at the Apollo Vol 2" is spinning on the station turntable.
I should have been out of here an hour ago. Next show folks didn't arrive. BIG OOPS.
Roadmaster | 01.07.07 - 12:12 am | #
BB King Live at the Regal.
Slim Harpo live at some frat party (used to have it)
Ritchie Valens Live at Pacoima High.
Get Yer Ya-Yas Out.
Thers - actually we'er both stuffed with excellent food, covered in jewels and we're more like hetara than cat girls.
Ducks beat Bruins!
I am a deranged idiot!
It's impossible to find NTodd's blog in that mess, is my point.
It's not a bug, it's a feature.
Children Of Men looked good to me, but very depressing. I don't think it's arrived in Nashville, yet.
.
It's impossible to find NTodd's blog in that mess, is my point.
mikeg
NTodd has a blog?
Is this a shared experience or just me?
EkCenTriK
I had problems on the long thread, but OK on this one, so far...
Young Frankenstein being performed in Iraq Riiiitz!
Oooopa Dooooopa!
Why does the movie North Dallas Forty keep coming to mind here!@!!
lynn - 12:05 am
cuz fer its time, it's the best adult footbal flick evah???
/
This 4th & 26?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2...h? v=2OEh6Yc56lA
Monica_A: Porn Connoisseur
Monica, you'll get a VERY SPECIAL FLAVOR of Kopp's Frozen Custard at the next Eschaton.
"Tootsie Roll."
Disregard any offensive odors it may have.
mikeg: tbogg, who's well worth the trip for his own sake, has a good alphabetized blogroll...
How good can Children of Men be? The trailers looked awful.
kmymkk
Well, you know the thing about taste...It's the best movie I've seen this year.
I'm not clicking, I'm not clicking, I'm not clicking....
Click it! Click it!
When Amy has kids she'll be a MILF.
EVENING BATS
IT WAS THE LAST OF MY BIRFDAY FESTIVITIES
LOBSTER FRA I SAY FRA...DIAVLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"It's impossible to find NTodd's blog in that mess, is my point."
He has a blog?
It's impossible to find NTodd's blog in that mess, is my point.
mikeg | 01.07.07 - 12:16 am | #
ntodd has a blog?
no worries. he is clearly linked at my homepage. although no one goes there. and the ones who do don't click on his link. and even if they did, he doesn't have a blog anyway.
Man, what a game that Seattle/Dallas matchup was, huh? Poor Romo.
Anyway, Frank Rich talks about James Brown, fotball and the "Timely Death of Gerald Ford." Typically wicked, it is, and perhaps moreso.
How good can Children of Men be? The trailers looked awful.
kmymkk | 01.07.07 - 12:15 am | #
It's brilliant.
On every level. Although they tell me the book is betteer.
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ sittenpretty! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
You should see my new underwear!
.
best adult footbal flick evah???
I thought that was Debbie Does Dallas
Can one of you influential guest bloggers get Atrios to alphabetize his blogroll?
We're influential?
Thers | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 12:16 am | #
Hell, I cain't do shite.
I'm 4th-Tier.
Hell, I cain't do shite.
I'm 4th-Tier.
Only 4 tiers? Wimp.
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ sittenpretty! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
You should see my new underwear!
.
Jeffraham Prestonian | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 12:19 am | #
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BOOOYA...YOU SHOULD SEE MINE
I'm 4th-Tier.
rorschach, 4th-Tier Atriot |
at least you've got a tier.
atrios doesn't like me. not that that makes him at all special.
How good can Children of Men be? The trailers looked awful.
kmymkk | 01.07.07 - 12:15 am | #
Here we go again.
I'm 4th-Tier.
rorschach
you were up to 3rd for a minute there
It's impossible to find NTodd's blog in that mess, is my point. - mikeg
And this is bad? How?
sittenpretty,MCI SUCKS | 01.07.07 - 12:18 am
♥ ♥ katie!!! ♥ ♥
is/was today your birfday?
i din't know!@!!
happy happy happy biirfday, dahlin!!!
Everyone loves Children of Men; this was among the much more detailed and expansive praise at Rotten Tomatoes -- "Works on every level: as a thriller, a cautionary tale, and a human drama."
BB King Live at the Regal.
Slim Harpo live at some frat party (used to have it)
Ritchie Valens Live at Pacoima High.
Get Yer Ya-Yas Out.
steve simels
Got the Live BB - have plenty of Slim Harpo, but not that - have a unplayable copy of Pacoima - VALENS SHOULD HAVE BEEN HUGE. Amazing performer - that he was 17 at the time is nearly incomprehensible.
You should see my new underwear!
.
tease.
Welp, I didn't leave at :10!
Let's make it :20! 3.5 minnits from now, by the atomic clock.
.
Thers - actually we'er both stuffed with excellent food, covered in jewels and we're more like hetara than cat girls.
What kind of jewels?
flory left and I have to pack -and I hate this entire set pu - it' sucks. So goodnight. Weird keyboard.
Sweet dreams
EVENING BATS
IT WAS THE LAST OF MY BIRFDAY FESTIVITIES
LOBSTER FRA I SAY FRA...DIAVLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
sittenpretty,MCI SUCKS | 01.07.07 - 12:18 am | #
Somebody's having a great time, and it's not me.
The silly orange dog:
http://thumbsnap.com/v/WKtcdrsE.jpg
Here we go again.
steve simels
I wish it were possible to administer a swift kick through the intertubes.
brb soonish, batteries willing!
.
Hey, next week's musical guest is The Shins - does Molly know?
I'm no longer in the mood to flip 45s tonight.
I'm putting on a comp LP of rare '60s soul next.
here i am in my butter silk slip
http://www2.victoriassecret.com/
...V245719_499.jpg
Somebody's having a great time, and it's not me.
Or me.
There's nothing on teevee.
You should see my new underwear!
I'll see your new underwear and raise you a nipple clamp!
sittenpretty, if any part of you needs licked, let me know.
It's impossible to find NTodd's blog in that mess, is my point.
mikeg | 01.07.07 - 12:16 am | #
I said this solely for the guaranteed responses I would get. And there they are, one after the other.
I actually don't think I've been hanging around here long enough to be making NTodd non-blog jokes. Where to fuck do I get off?
happy bday, sittenbeautiful.
sittenpretty: here i am in my butter silk slip
You SURE do need to visit, ASAP...! 
.
Steve, take a look at this. It appears COM has the same problem with stupid details as BSG: enough of a scenario is set up for compelling acting, but if you parse apart the attempts at topicality you're looking at the wrong thing.
Where to fuck do I get off?
mikeg | 01.07.07 - 12:25 am | #
41st street.
steve simels - question for you - would you happen to have a good quality recording of Chumbawamba's Jesus H. Christ? My old bootleg tape of it is wearing out and I'd like to find it in digital format.
Hey, next week's musical guest is The Shins - does Molly kno
I don't know how anyone can watch that show anymore.
It sucks ass. It's like negative funny.
'night, all...
And this is bad? How?
bo
lol.
I actually don't think I've been hanging around here long enough to be making NTodd non-blog jokes. Where to fuck do I get off?
mikeg
Don't be silly.
Harassing NTodd is one of the best things about posting here.
Roadmaster | 01.07.07 - 12:21 am :
Did you know -- of course you do -- that there's an apparently high end live tape of the Band -- ie. the Hawks -- before Dylan, with the sixth guy (a sax player) at a club somewhere in the mid-60s in brilliant stereo. Two hours worth.
Garth Hudson owns it and for whatever reason won't release it. One copy only. Don't think it's ever been bootlegged.
Harassing NTodd is one of the best things about posting here.
Central Scrutinizer
I think Thers and Molly gave him SARS
'nite, ProfW.
mrs g says children of men was an excellent book. p.d. james.
Okay, Mr. Plushy wants to sit on the laptop.
No love for the silly orange dog?
so ........howzzzzzzzzzzzzz all the peeps and peep critters tonite?
lobster fra diavlo
lobster
marinara sauce
and RED
PEPPA
No love for the silly orange dog?
No, we love him.
What's his name?
Did you know -- of course you do -- that there's an apparently high end live tape of the Band -- ie. the Hawks -- before Dylan, with the sixth guy (a sax player) at a club somewhere in the mid-60s in brilliant stereo. Two hours worth.
Garth Hudson owns it and for whatever reason won't release it. One copy only. Don't think it's ever been bootlegged. - steve simels
Here beginneth the plot for "Romancing the Stoned".
Steve!
johnny cash + carl perkins + eric clapton
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9dJARoP5U2A
Where to fuck do I get off?
mikeg | 01.07.07 - 12:25 am | #
41st street.
dirk gently, sociopathetic
Funny, Attention-to-detail Boy.
I'm actually kinda amused by this carpool faux-pas sketch.
"You know what they say: Don't worry, be happy."
"Bobby McFerrin raped my grandmother."
What's his name?
She's called Daisy
steve simels - question for you - would you happen to have a good quality recording of Chumbawamba's Jesus H. Christ? My old bootleg tape of it is wearing out and I'd like to find it in digital format.
Jennifer | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 12:26 am | #
Good lord..
Sorry, no.
No love for the silly orange dog?
The Old Man From Scene 24
I'd prefer to share that with sittenpretty. Besides the whole hot lingerie thing, she has LOBSTER!
so ........howzzzzzzzzzzzzz all the peeps and peep critters tonite?
lobster fra diavlo
lobster
marinara sauce
and RED
PEPPA
sittenpretty,MCI SUCKS
And some wine, mayhap?
Did you know -- of course you do -- that there's an apparently high end live tape of the Band -- ie. the Hawks -- before Dylan, with the sixth guy (a sax player) at a club somewhere in the mid-60s in brilliant stereo. Two hours worth.
There's also a newly discovered eight-track of Jimi Hendrix played the Welsh national anthem.
Did you know -- of course you do -- that there's an apparently high end live tape of the Band -- ie. the Hawks -- before Dylan, with the sixth guy (a sax player) at a club somewhere in the mid-60s in brilliant stereo. Two hours worth.
Garth Hudson owns it and for whatever reason won't release it. One copy only. Don't think it's ever been bootlegged.
steve simels
No, Steve, I didn't know that. Was it recorded in Canada, or back in Arkansas?
BTW - rarest originals I played tonight -
Floyd Dixon - Please Don't Go (Specialty)
Jennell Hawkins - Don't Worry 'Bout Me (Dynamic)
Barbara George - You Talk About Love (AFO)
Wilson Pickett - Let Me Be Your Boy (Cub)
Good evening all.
As for Children of Men, I'm dubious of a marketing campaign that exclaims, "It's Blade Runner for the 21st Century!"
Really? It's a film whose original chopped up release is confusing and poorly received--long on style, short on substance--but yet will build a geeky cult following nevertheless, with a director's cut finally salvaging its reputation?
(And isn't such a claim just another way of saying that this is an unoriginal film?)
American Enterprise Institute Is Setting Policy for Iraq
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonl...1/6/94739/
99143
Good lord..
Porquoi?
It's most excellent, which is why it's almost worn out. I just now figured out what it was, since it came to me as a copy of a tape simply labelled with the band's name.
cocksuckers.
I've heard good things about children of men and intend to see it soon
so ........howzzzzzzzzzzzzz all the peeps and peep critters tonite?
lobster fra diavlo
lobster
marinara sauce
and RED
PEPPA
sittenpretty,MCI SUCKS
And some wine, mayhap?
mikeg | 01.07.07 - 12:31 am | #
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fruit of the vine ...chilled elitist chardonay ,okay?
Really? It's a film whose original chopped up release is confusing and poorly received--long on style, short on substance--but yet will build a geeky cult following nevertheless, with a director's cut finally salvaging its reputation?
Precisely.
You can't go too far wrong with hot lingerie and lobster
PlumP, that fucking rocked.
actually Im wearing this color
http://www2.victoriassecret.com/
...V245719_874.jpg
Had they any sense they'd call it the Neuromancer of the 21st century, but then that would imply depressingly that fertility medicine was the infotech of the 00s...
PlumP, that fucking rocked.
lipreader
at that time this was taped, around 1969, i guess Johnny had finished his drug addiction but Clapton was starting his!
American Enterprise Institute Is Setting Policy for Iraq - Richard
Nevermind going after the White House. AEI needs to be torched and wasted like Carthage.
Ice wine chocolates. They redefine sweet.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
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Good to know.
Should be mentioned twice.
Had they any sense they'd call it the Neuromancer of the 21st century,
Yeah, because William Gibson has had such good luck making it to the big screen.
"Johnny Mnemonic" was a masterwork.
I sense a petering-out. What's up?
actually Im wearing this color - sittenpretty
[swoons]
rorschach, 4th-Tier Atriot | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 12:36 am |
Naww, not cinematically, we mean conceptually. Right now you're being the Charles Lamb of this thread.
"Johnny Mnemonic" was a masterwork.
rorschach, 4th-Tier Atriot | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 12:36 am | #
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Henry Rollins !!!
"Johnny Mnemonic" was a masterwork.
You be funny guy.
Really, that has to be the worst adaptation evah.
"HIT ME!!" Bah.
A very nice, dark short story. A really, really stupid film.
Spocko is back up!
http://www.spockosbrain.com/
Goodnight to all*.
*Giants fans included.
Stax/Volt Revue, Live in Paris, vol 1&2
http://www.amazon.com/Stax-Volt-...ie=UTF8&
s=music
http://www.amazon.com/Stax-Volt-...ie=UTF8&
s=music
Greater soul hath no man.
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actually Im wearing this color
http://www2.victoriassecret.com/ ...V245719_874.jpg
sittenpretty,MCI SUCKS
Niiiiiice.
I love "Burning Chrome" though I think it would make a crappy film.
One of my favorite Gibson stories though.
actually Im wearing this color
I hope somebody else is looking at the clothes, because I can't take my eyes off the passion.
Johnny ... had mean, nasty Asian-type guys with weird weapons ... what else do you need ???
Shall we talk about ghosts again?
Shall we talk about ghosts again?
fourlegsgood, plushynurse
OoooOOoOoooooooooOOOOO
4Legs--I'd prefer we talk about plush, but that's up to you.
OoooOOoOoooooooooOOOOO
Sigh.
No one takes me seriously.
Shall we talk about ghosts again?
fourlegsgood, plushynurse
Show about something really scary.
Like clowns {{{shudder}}}.
Henry Rollins !!!
Doug Watts Blob
I met him in Houston one time. He was filming a horrible chase movie with Charlie Sheen and the original Buffy. What the hell was that movie called?
You know what would make either a crappy film or an illegal film or a creepily compelling film is Wm Burroughs' later work about barbarian homosexual pirate boys using the sex-torture-magick of the Bugi while they trip across time burning up civilization.
Spocko is back up
Huzzah!
Shall we talk about ghosts again?
fourlegsgood, plushynurse |
i don't believe in ghosts. or much else, for that matter.
You be funny guy.
Really, that has to be the worst adaptation evah.
Yes I be.
And yes, it does.
And Charles Lamb be dambed, kei & yuri!
Show about something really scary.
Like clowns {{{shudder}}}.
What about ghost clowns?
4Legs--I'd prefer we talk about plush, but that's up to you.
We can talk about Plush if you like.
Isn't it amazing the number of plushlife-ites who have bushy kitties?
Barry--no clowns!
I had to leave I don't know how many birthday parties as a kid because the clowns terrified me.
Dude! Thanks to Spocko, BSG cast as Simpsons characters!
What we, and Dionne Warwick, all need is a little Straight Talk Express:
[McCain]: I reject the notion that all Americans, or the majority of Americans just want us out of Iraq. Joe Lieberman would not have been re-elected in a very liberal state if that were the case.
What about ghost clowns?
Republican ghost clowns
Shall we talk about ghosts again?
fourlegsgood, plushynurse
Wheeeeere is my goooolden aaaarrrrrm?!
[McCain]: I reject the notion that all Americans, or the majority of Americans just want us out of Iraq. Joe Lieberman would not have been re-elected in a very liberal state if that were the case.
Yeah, cause Joe ran a strong stay-in-Iraq campaign.
I had to leave I don't know how many birthday parties as a kid because the clowns terrified me.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
two of my daughters were the same.
Ladies and gentlemen --
Cristina Aguilera on SNL!!!!
And she's not even actually singing!!!!
She sucks, but she can't even fake it
convicingly.
HAHAHAHAHA!
You know what would make either a crappy film or an illegal film or a creepily compelling film is Wm Burroughs' later work about barbarian homosexual pirate boys using the sex-torture-magick of the Bugi while they trip across time burning up civilization.
He was filming a horrible chase movie with Charlie Sheen and the original Buffy. What the hell was that movie called?
mikeg | 01.07.07 - 12:42 am |
The Chase.
What about ghost ass clowns ?
From Arizona ?
What about ghost clowns?
I popped into the mall this afternoon to get a battery put in my watch and I walked past this pathetic guy standing outside a kids store.
They were making him stand out there in clown make up making balloon animals to lure people into the store.
What a horrible job.
Insane Ghost Clown Posse.
no comment
Ghost Town
http://youtube.com/watch?v=28TeUbYvXS0
Well, ya could talk about parrots, if you were so inclined.
But me, I'm going to bed.
peace out.
Once again: thank you, Connecticut.
You know what would make either a crappy film or an illegal film or a creepily compelling film is Wm Burroughs' later work about barbarian homosexual pirate boys using the sex-torture-magick of the Bugi while they trip across time burning up civilization.
mikeg | 01.07.07 - 12:44 am | #
The Wild Boys would be good, but I think I'd prefer to see someone take on Cities of the Red Night.
I had to leave I don't know how many birthday parties as a kid because the clowns terrified me.
I was so poor, there WERE no clowns at the birthday parties I went to.
Lieberloser and McShame are the original, O.G., Ghost Ass Clown Posse.
Once again: thank you, Connecticut.
mikeg
Lieberman is a Republican ghost clown?
I was so poor, there WERE no clowns at the birthday parties I went to.
I guess I must have been poor, too...
McCain]: I reject the notion that all Americans, or the majority of Americans just want us out of Iraq. Joe Lieberman would not have been re-elected in a very liberal state if that were the case.
That's my boy Slappy. Any interviewer who let's that kind of garbage pass without call the speaker on it needs to be drowned, slowly.
The Chase.
I suppose that makes sense.
I thought it was called "The Car that Couldn't Slow Down".
Stax/Volt Revue, Live in Paris, vol 1&2
http://www.amazon.com/Stax-Volt-...ie=UTF8&
s=music
http://www.amazon.com/Stax-Volt-...ie=UTF8&
s=music
Greater soul hath no man.
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QuentinCompson | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 12:39 am | #
You got that right. my friend.
I can't wait to see David Lynch's Lost Highway again.
Robert Blake !!!!
Well, this conversation is NOT going in the direction I had hoped.
cocksuckers.
Olaf glad and big
Big talk. Let's see some action.
I was so poor, there WERE no clowns at the birthday parties I went to.
you went to birthday parties?
Well, this conversation is NOT going in the direction I had hoped.
And this is different from every other night how?
I was so poor, there WERE no clowns at the birthday parties I went to.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse
That's what uncles are for.
I thought it was called "The Car that Couldn't Slow Down".
mikeg
Or Duuuude, where's my brake?
steve simels - question for you - would you happen to have a good quality recording of Chumbawamba's Jesus H. Christ? My old bootleg tape of it is wearing out and I'd like to find it in digital format.
Jennifer
If it's Chumbawamba's Jesus in Vegas, try the iTunes store.
It's the version on the WYSIWYG LP.
That's what uncles are for.
Suit up, dude.
McCain]: I reject the notion that all Americans, or the majority of Americans just want us out of Iraq. Joe Lieberman would not have been re-elected in a very liberal state if that were the case.
Someone needs to rip that goiter off the side of his head and beat him until he shuts the fuck up.
I can't wait to see David Lynch's Lost Highway again.
Robert Blake !!!!
Doug Watts Blob
At long last, the second season of Twin Peaks will be released on DVD in April.
Lieberman is a Republican ghost clown?
I've never heard him described better, actually.
That's what uncles drinking Schaefer beer all day are for ...
4Legs--love of animals is a sign of someone truly human. Which is what liberals are all about.
Steely Dan was not into performing live and was solely a studio duo during its '70's heyday.
That's what uncles are for.
All of my uncles were either a) thousands of miles away, b) judges or c) air force officers who wouldn't be caught dead in a fucking clown suit.
you went to birthday parties?
LUXURY!
i used to lie awake at night dreaming of going to birthday parties.
Anybody care about eelpouts? The ocean is getting too warm:
http://rantsfromtherookery.blogs...al-
warming.html
Steely Dan did play "Bodhisatva" live at least once -- it was on a juke box at a pizza place I used to frequent. Rippin' version.
This can't possibly be real.
Come on.
McCain]: I reject the notion that all Americans, or the majority of Americans just want us out of Iraq. Joe Lieberman would not have been re-elected in a very liberal state if that were the case.
dirk--I really hated birthday parties. My mother made me go.
i used to lie awake at night dreaming of going to birthday parties.
The Old Man From Scene 24
we couldn't afford dreams. we used to have to go to the neighbors and beg them to dream for us.
I like eelpouts. wolf fish, too ... and especially lumpfish.
Well, this conversation is NOT going in the direction I had hoped.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse
Where would you like to go? I'll go with.
Senior Bush administration officials in Washington said that Mr. Khalilzad’s principal contact in Washington was Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, and that she gave the green light for Mr. Hussein to be turned over, despite the reservations of the military commanders in Baghdad. One official said that Ms. Rice was supported in that view by Stephen J. Hadley, Mr. Bush’s national security adviser.
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condi ,not just another pretty face
i really like johnny cash.
shawk - It's not Jesus in Vegas. Jesus H. Christ was pulled due to legal challenges by Paul McCartney, Abba, and others for sampling. Most of the material was eventually re-recorded minus the offending samples and released as the album Shhhh! What I have, I believe, is a recording of the mix sessions - there are multiple versions of several of the songs. Jesus H. Christ was released in a very limited vinyl edition by the band's own label. I really don't know how much this release might differ from the recording I have.
i used to lie awake at night dreaming of going to birthday parties.
Me too - then I'd wake up screaming and covered in cold sweat.
Once again, because not enough people are stoked about this, Simpsonized BSG.
That's what uncles are for.
For my tenth birthday party (which was a double feature with my best friend whose birthday was on the same day) my mother was in charge of getting the ice cream.
She got pistachio.
38 years later I am still mad.
Once again its a bad link
I really hated birthday parties. My mother made me go.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere |
i only remember going to 2 birthday parties. one was for the girl next door (debbie) when i was about 7. then her parents sued my parents over some property dispute and we weren't encouraged to play together.
the other one turned out badly.
*of course* McCain "rejects the notion.."- he desperately wants to be the next leader of the Republican Death Cult, & this is how it's going to be done.
simels -- true ... go to:
http://glenngreenwald.blogspot.com/
top post ...
i really like johnny cash.
Olaf glad and big
me too. I remember watching The Johnny Cash tv show with my dad growing up in the 70's. Rare good memories with him. He died one year ago.
That's what uncles are for.
Suit up, dude.
Eli
I was thinking more along the lines of "Drink up, dude."
"Sho how old're you? Shix? Shix?! Awww, you lucky bashtard! You...you...uh-oh...bleeeeargh!"
The kids then play pin the tail on the passed out uncle.
Simels: This can't possibly be real.
Come on.
yep, it can be...
and John Boner said the gophux expect to be treated with the same care as the Dems WOULD HAVE LIKED TO HAVE BEEN TREATED...
.
This can't possibly be real.
Come on.
I assure you that there is enough delusion between the two of those cocksuckers for that quote to be real.
Wes Clark OpEd
... What the surge would do, however, is put more American troops in harm's way, further undercut US forces' morale, and risk further alienation of elements of the Iraqi populace. American casualties would probably rise, at least temporarily, as more troops are on the streets; we saw this when the brigade from Alaska was extended and sent into Baghdad last summer. And even if the increased troop presence initially intimidates or frustrates the contending militias, it won't be long before they find ways to work around the obstacles to movement and neighbourhood searches, if they are still intent on pursuing the conflict. All of this is not much of an endorsement for a troop surge that will impose real pain on the already overstretched US forces.
...
The truth is that, however brutal the fighting in Iraq for our troops, the underlying problems are political. Vicious ethnic cleansing is under way right under the noses of our troops, as various factions fight for power and survival. In this environment security is unlikely to come from smothering the struggle with a blanket of forces - it cannot be smothered easily, for additional US efforts can stir additional resistance - but rather from more effective action to resolve the struggle at the political level. And the real danger of the troop surge is that it undercuts the urgency for the political effort. A new US ambassador might help, but, more fundamentally, the US and its allies need to proceed from a different approach within the region. The neocons' vision has failed.
...
http://
comment.independent.co.uk...icle2132496.ece
I think the icewine they reserve for the chocolates is from the lesser batches.
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Nothin' wrong with that. You'd figure that because it's mixed with chocolate, the lesser batches would be sufficient.
IT IS NOT A BAD LINK! YOU ARE A BAD LINKER! WAAAAAAAA!
I second John's rejection of that notion ...
-- Smoky Robinson.
She got pistachio.
38 years later I am still mad.
Dude, I'll be happy to take any surplus pistachio you might end up with.
She got pistachio.
38 years later I am still mad. - fourlegsgood, plushynurse
Coulda been worse, coulda been tutti fruiti.
At long last, the second season of Twin Peaks will be released on DVD in April.
Uncle Smokes | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 12:49 am | #
Unfairly maligned. David Duchovny as a transvestite.
And...the single best episode - THE WEASEL RIOT.
Brilliant.
Hope it has the commercial for the 2nd season...parody of the Wizard of Oz. Very funny.
The Iraqi al-Awol Udummy assures us we are winning in Iraq:
http://rantsfromtherookery.blogs...qi-al-
awol.html
I was thinking more along the lines of "Drink up, dude."
"Sho how old're you? Shix? Shix?! Awww, you lucky bashtard! You...you...uh-oh...bleeeeargh!"
The kids then play pin the tail on the passed out uncle.
That sounds an awful lot like Beelzebozo.
Steely Dan did play "Bodhisatva" live at least once -- it was on a juke box at a pizza place I used to frequent. Rippin' version.
Doug Watts Blob | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 12:51 am | #
I hate hate hate that fucking song!
Dude, I'll be happy to take any surplus pistachio you might end up with.
Did you like pistachio when you were 10?
Why the fuck didn't she get chocolate or vanilla like a normal mother?
Damn.
condi ,not just another pretty face
sittenpretty,MCI SUCKS | 01.07.07 - 12:53 am | #
not at all.
(an oldie but a goodie)
IT IS NOT A BAD LINK! YOU ARE A BAD LINKER! WAAAAAAAA!
Are you guys fucking high ALL the time or are you just insane?
Did you like pistachio when you were 10?
I think I've always like pistachio.
And rum raisin, yo ho ho.
4Legs--I'd have been traumatized by anything but vanilla.
The worst was when I went to a party with coconut cake. I hated coconut.
I cried when I was told I was being rude by not eating any.
Hope it has the commercial for the 2nd season...parody of the Wizard of Oz. Very funny.
I don't remember that, though I'm sure I must have seen it at the time.
38 years later I am still mad.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse |
time to let it go, dude.
for my tenth, i found out my folks were splitting.
I hate hate hate that fucking song!
rorschach, 4th-Tier Atriot | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 12:57 am | #
Those guys are not my favorites, that's for sure.
and spumoni. iirc.
And rum raisin, yo ho ho.
When i was 10 Rum Raisin was second only to Mint Chocolate Chip on my list of favorite ice cream flavors.
Has everybody here been traumatized by a dessert? I want to hear the stories.
Projection suggests that you are the one that is high, as does Ugathoraxicil, our humanoid fungal time-travelling Mexican guest. The Mexican we don't mind but we never liked thallids...
4Legs--I'd have been traumatized by anything but vanilla.
The worst was when I went to a party with coconut cake. I hated coconut.
I cried when I was told I was being rude by not eating any.
My dad once tried to convince me that all he could get for my birthday was a small chocolate cake that said "Happy Birthday, Chuck."
25 minutes, roundtrip -- ~4 miles.
.
4Legs--I'd have been traumatized by anything but vanilla.
The worst was when I went to a party with coconut cake. I hated coconut.
I cried when I was told I was being rude by not eating any.
Oh dear. Seriously. You've having a birthday party, have chocolate or vanilla cake and chocolate, vanilla and strawberry ice cream.
Sheesh.
condi ,not just another pretty face
sittenpretty,MCI SUCKS | 01.07.07 - 12:53 am | #
not at all.
(an oldie but a goodie)
dirk gently, sociopathetic | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 12:57 am | #
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thank god shes partial to ferragamos
she really is TOO DUMB to tie her shoes
Mmm, spumoni...
I hate hate hate that fucking song!
rorschach, 4th-Tier Atriot | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 12:57 am | #
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he hates everything i like ...
i used to like hot fudge sundaes with bubble gum, peppermint stick and black raspberry ice cream ...
My dad once tried to convince me that all he could get for my birthday was a small chocolate cake that said "Happy Birthday, Chuck."
Now that's just mean.
And...the single best episode - THE WEASEL RIOT.
Brilliant.
...
steve simels
That's the episode where, after much prodding from a coworker, I finally started watching the show. I fell in love with it immediately, and then learned the disappointment of getting all geeky about a show that was about to be cancelled.
Now that's just mean.
My dad is... strange. But he means well.
Once my sister wrapped up a used stuffed toy to give me for my birthday.....
The only drug I do is Mycoxaflopin.
Neil Young on The Johnny Cash Show in 1971. Johnny's intro is great
http://youtube.com/watch?v=p1_Y7RkXdpA
Hey Richard/Thers, I see now you are trolling on Shoe's AC articles, going on about how you are gay and how you love Shoe's hair.
He is NOT INTERESTED. And stop trolling bloggingpoints with your anti-gay crap.
You need to get a life.
time to let it go, dude.
Well, she's still pulling crap like that.
Of course she's moved on to more serious matters than ice cream flavors.
Like wanting to send my mentally ill brother to live with me, knowing he won't have any health insurance in this state.
Yay! Relief is HERE!!!!
i barfed up cotton candy on the merry go round at Lincoln Park, Rhode Island when I was 8.
*sniff* You don't like my al-Awol Udummy joke?
http://rantsfromtherookery.blogs...qi-al-
awol.html
I... I worked so hard stealing this pic from the tubal internety googles....
That Twin Peaks music. Just thinking about it is making it get foggy outside.
Oh wait, that's ice cream on my glasses - nevermind.
-
My dad is... strange. But he means well. - Eli
And he knew you were trying,
very.
My dad is... strange. But he means well.
Well, okay then.
And he knew you were trying,
very.
bo | 01.07.07 - 1:03 am
shouldn't that be very trying?
my dad would pop out his top plate of false teeth with his tongue when you least expected it ...
Once my sister wrapped up a used stuffed toy to give me for my birthday.....
ellroon, hair afire |
my four brothers and i used to torture our much younger sister by giving her "special" xmas presents, starting when she was about 4. wrapping a toilet brush or dirty sneaker and presenting it to her with a flourish. once it was a disposable diaper with melted hershey kisses.
we stopped doing it when she was grown, and i remember how disappointed she was the first year she didn't get something like that.
The only drug I do is Mycoxaflopin. - mikeg
Ole!
:sniffwhimper: no emoticons :sniffwhimper:
we stopped doing it when she was grown, and i remember how disappointed she was the first year she didn't get something like that.
dirk gently, sociopathetic
Your sister is wonderful.
my dad would pop out his top plate of false teeth with his tongue when you least expected it ...
I remember my dad in a restaurant, pantomiming plucking a hair from his head and then threading it through his ears.
He also taught me the bending-the-spoon-on-the-table trick.
Has everybody here been traumatized by a dessert? I want to hear the stories.
Either by a dessert or by a birthday party.
Or a clown.
What they are too stupid to realize is that one "glorious victory" of theirs was almost certainly a result of a Karl Rove dirty trick. The fucks can't win unless the game is rigged in their favor.
Richard
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And if you think about it, how many "victories" have they had since Joe Wilson's op ed was published. Not many, if any.
shouldn't that be very trying? - ellroon, hair afire
Intentionally fractured syntax.
we stopped doing it when she was grown, and i remember how disappointed she was the first year she didn't get something like that.
I remember feeling very honored when I got the atrocious fish-shaped bottle-opener that had been circulating around my stepmother's family for decades.
Now that's just mean.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse |
one year all my brothers snuck downstairs early christmas morning and hid all my presents. they took a picture of me in my dr dentons crying my eyes out, that my mother still hauls out every xmas and says "look what you did to poor dirk!" (only she uses my real name)
when my brother was 12 he shot my father's .308 rifle through a stack of magazines in the cellar. the bullet almost blew a hole through the cellar door.
he and i were shocked.
we never got caught.
That Twin Peaks music. Just thinking about it is making it get foggy outside.
Angelo Badalamenti.
Fun to say too.
Your sister is wonderful.
ellroon, hair afire
she is indeed.
I'm dead.
Wrapped in plastic.
Has everybody here been traumatized by a dessert? I want to hear the stories.
I can't even imagine being traumatized by a dessert, although this girl I went to high school with did tell me about this time she had some kind of frappucino/hot chocolate kind of thing with a bunch of maggots at the bottom of the cup.
Doug - My great-grandmother used to do that. Mom said when they were kids they would all scream when she did it and run away.
She came to visit us when I was 4, and called me into the bathroom, showed me how she took her teeth out and put them in the glass for cleaning...then said, "come back later and I'll show you how I put them back in." According to great-grandma, I just looked at her and said, "Grandma, do your hands come off too?" Mom said that really got her...not only did the kid not run screaming away, but didn't even get upset by the prospect that she was completely disassemblable.
when my brother was 12 he shot my father's .308 rifle through a stack of magazines in the cellar. the bullet almost blew a hole through the cellar door.
he and i were shocked.
You coulda put your eye out!!
Has everybody here been traumatized by a dessert? I want to hear the stories.
I'm eating chocolate mailed to me by Echidne, which is driving all thoughts of earlier desserts from my head...
Has everybody here been traumatized by a dessert? I want to hear the stories.
mikeg
My first (and last) Brazil nut was an unpleasant experience.
Well, you wonder why I always dress in black
Why you never see bright colors on my back
And why does my appearance seem to have a somber tone
Well, there's a reason for the things that I have on
I wear the black for the poor and the beaten down
Livin' in the hopeless, hungry side of town
I wear it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime
But is there because he's a victim of the times
I wear the black for those who never read
Or listened to the words that jesus said
About the road to happiness through love and charity
Why, you'd think he's talking straight to you and me
Well, we're doin' mighty fine, I do suppose
In our streak of lightnin' cars and fancy clothes
But just so we're reminded of the ones who are held back
Up front there ought 'a be a man in black
I wear it for the sick and lonely old
For the reckless ones whose bad trip left them cold
I wear the black in mournin' for the lives that could have been
Each week we lose a hundred fine young men
And, I wear it for the thousands who have died
Believen' that the lord was on their side
I wear it for another hundred thousand who have died
Believen' that we all were on their side
Well, there's things that never will be right I know
And things need changin' everywhere you go
But 'til we start to make a move to make a few things right
You'll never see me wear a suit of white
Ah, I'd love to wear a rainbow every day
And tell the world that everything's ok
But I'll try to carry off a little darkness on my back
'Till things are brighter, I'm the man in black
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Angelo Badalamenti.
Fun to say too.
He did a really good collaboration album with Tim Booth of James, called "Booth And The Bad Angel". I recommend.
the vice president,shot a man in the face...really
Evening, er, Morning all.
Stomped on any mice today?
I can't even imagine being traumatized by a dessert, although this girl I went to high school with did tell me about this time she had some kind of frappucino/hot chocolate kind of thing with a bunch of maggots at the bottom of the cup.
Oh, GAH.
That's horrible.
Okay, Miss Thang ain't gonne show, I've decided. So... where's the Mexican cathouse here in West Gnashvegas?
.
when my brother was 12 he shot my father's .308 rifle through a stack of magazines in the cellar. the bullet almost blew a hole through the cellar door.
he and i were shocked.
we never got caught.
Doug Watts Blob
Nobody saw the blast on the door?
Also, there was one Halloween where I gorged on so much chocolate that it literally put me off chocolate completely for years.
My dad finally coaxed me back with Hershey's Special Dark.
Has everybody here been traumatized by a dessert?
i've been traumatized by pretty much everything BUT dessert.
that's one thing we always took seriously.
U. S. Army urges dead to re-enlist (BBC News)
Heckuva job, etc., etc.
Has everybody here been traumatized by a dessert? I want to hear the stories.
I make baklava that is so good that the lack of it has traumatized many of my friends.
I guess I was kinda traumatized by it, since it got me hired on as a dessert chef at the local Middle Eastern restaurant, but then the revised their quantity demands, so I had to quit...
I'm eating chocolate mailed to me by Echidne, which is driving all thoughts of earlier desserts from my head...
I got all kinds of chocolates for christmas, and oddly, I don't feel like eating any of them.
I must be ill or something.
my dad's friend Albie Titcomb had no teeth and would pick a hard apple off a tree and eat it ... and it would crunnnnch ...
me and my brother thought that was the koolest ...
I'm dead.
Wrapped in plastic.
laura palmer
.kcab dneb smra ym semitemoS
Has everybody here been traumatized by a dessert? I want to hear the stories.
Someone plopped down a fat slice of Tiramisu in front of me and said "You'll love this!" It was heavily dusted with what I foolishly assumed was powdered cocoa, but turned out to be INCREDIBLY stale instant coffee.
I make baklava that is so good that the lack of it has traumatized many of my friends.
Ooooh. I love baklava.
You need to get a life.
annieangel | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 1:03 am | #
Just blow me, okay?
By which I mean again.
Thanks.
I got all kinds of chocolates for christmas, and oddly, I don't feel like eating any of them.
I must be ill or something.
I'll send you my address.
4Legs--place them at Echidne's altar. She appreciates such offerings.
.kcab dneb smra ym semitemoS
.elyts ni kcab gnimoc si ekil ouy mug tahT
Also, there was one Halloween where I gorged on so much chocolate that it literally put me off chocolate completely for years.
That's odd.
We gorged on chocolate EVERY year and it never put me off chocolate for more than a few hours.
I make baklava that is so good that the lack of it has traumatized many of my friends.
Ooooh. I love baklava.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 1:11 am | #
One of the owners of that Middle Eastern restaurant had lived in Turkey for five years, and she said that my baklava was the best she'd ever had.
The recipe is a closely guarded secret...
Has everybody here been traumatized by a dessert? I want to hear the stories.
Traumatized?
Not by dessert.
In fact, I just chowed down a rather large piece of peanut butter/chocolate fudge I made thursday.
It was heavily dusted with what I foolishly assumed was powdered cocoa, but turned out to be INCREDIBLY stale instant coffee.
zut | 01.07.07 - 1:11 am | #
:D :D :D
now that i'm too old and depressed to be further traumatized - my daughter made me a special b'day cake last year: white trash tiramasu. twinkies soaked in kalua with instant coffee crystals on top.
Speaking of chocolate, I finally got the opportunity to visit a Trader Joe's while I was in Atlanta. Some fellow Atriot needs to step up to the plate and offer to go to the Joe's in their area and stock up on Joe's dark chocolate covered pretzels for me and mail them to me. I'll send a check for whatever it costs - they're that good.
U. S. Army urges dead to re-enlist (BBC News)
Heckuva job, etc., etc.
Dr. Wu
It's the new zombie army!!
Nobody saw the blast on the door?
ellroon, hair afire | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 1:10 am | #
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We used the cellar door for a bow and arrow target too, so it was all banged up and chipped already. the bullet hole sort of blended in. it was a big huge old wooden door.
Okay...going to sleep.
Talk to y'all on the morrow.
We gorged on chocolate EVERY year and it never put me off chocolate for more than a few hours.
I overdid it A LOT.
Still don't like chocolate ice cream, although I'm not sure I ever did.
I have Hershey's Kisses, two kinds: Almond, and Peanut Buttah.
I only got them because I ate the asst. dean's mini-stocking full of them one day when I was poor and hungry. I figure I should replenish them before he comes back on Wednesday.
.
I like McCain.
I'll send you my address.
I'm sure I'll recover.
Well, you wonder why I always dress in black
Why you never see bright colors on my back
And why does my appearance seem to have a somber tone
Well, there's a reason for the things that I have on
*******
I wear the black for the poor and the beaten down
Livin' in the hopeless, hungry side of town
I wear it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime
But is there because he's a victim of the times
****************
I wear the black for those who never read
Or listened to the words that jesus said
About the road to happiness through love and charity
Why, you'd think he's talking straight to you and me
****************
Well, we're doin' mighty fine, I do suppose
In our streak of lightnin' cars and fancy clothes
But just so we're reminded of the ones who are held back
Up front there ought 'a be a man in black
***************
I wear it for the sick and lonely old
For the reckless ones whose bad trip left them cold
I wear the black in mournin' for the lives that could have been
Each week we lose a hundred fine young men
*****************
And, I wear it for the thousands who have died
Believen' that the lord was on their side
I wear it for another hundred thousand who have died
Believen' that we all were on their side
*****************
Well, there's things that never will be right I know
And things need changin' everywhere you go
But 'til we start to make a move to make a few things right
You'll never see me wear a suit of white
*****************
Ah, I'd love to wear a rainbow every day
And tell the world that everything's ok
But I'll try to carry off a little darkness on my back
'Till things are brighter, I'm the man in black
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Truamatic desserts:
Not as a kid, but as an adult, my wife's kinship/social ties obligied us to go to brithday parties, where there was always a god-awful cake with a "mocha" icing that had to be instant coffee beaten into pure lard. There were also peculiar blanc mange things that frequently featured corn.
Truamatic desserts:
Not as a kid, but as an adult, my wife's kinship/social ties obligied us to go to brithday parties, where there was always a god-awful cake with a "mocha" icing that had to be instant coffee beaten into pure lard. There were also peculiar blanc mange things that frequently featured corn.
Still don't like chocolate ice cream, although I'm not sure I ever did.
Eli | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 1:14 am | #
I like it sometimes, though my favorite flavor is vanilla.
Paw! Paw!
We used the cellar door for a bow and arrow target too, so it was all banged up and chipped already. the bullet hole sort of blended in. it was a big huge old wooden door.
I managed to put an arrow splinter through the skin of my hand when I was 12. I was pretty calm about it.
I got all kinds of chocolates for christmas, and oddly, I don't feel like eating any of them.
I must be ill or something.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse
You are caring for a fuzzpuff and it's hard to give yourself treats. Big hugs to you.
I'm sure I'll recover.
Why take chances?
Jeffraham--peanut butter kisses are teh best!
Paw! Paw!
that's Mark.
I'll tell Micah you said hi.
The recipe is a closely guarded secret...
Oh, I don't want the recipe.
I'm far too lazy to make it.
Well, you wonder why I always dress in black
Why you never see bright colors on my back
And why does my appearance seem to have a somber tone
Well, there's a reason for the things that I have on
****************
I wear the black for the poor and the beaten down
Livin' in the hopeless, hungry side of town
I wear it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime
But is there because he's a victim of the times
***************
I wear the black for those who never read
Or listened to the words that jesus said
About the road to happiness through love and charity
Why, you'd think he's talking straight to you and me
**********************
Well, we're doin' mighty fine, I do suppose
In our streak of lightnin' cars and fancy clothes
But just so we're reminded of the ones who are held back
Up front there ought 'a be a man in black
*********************************
I wear it for the sick and lonely old
For the reckless ones whose bad trip left them cold
I wear the black in mournin' for the lives that could have been
Each week we lose a hundred fine young men
*************************
And, I wear it for the thousands who have died
Believen' that the lord was on their side
I wear it for another hundred thousand who have died
Believen' that we all were on their side
********************
Well, there's things that never will be right I know
And things need changin' everywhere you go
But 'til we start to make a move to make a few things right
You'll never see me wear a suit of white
***********************
Ah, I'd love to wear a rainbow every day
And tell the world that everything's ok
But I'll try to carry off a little darkness on my back
'Till things are brighter, I'm the man in black
Either by a dessert or by a birthday party.
Or a clown.
Someone must have hit the trifecta. Horrible birthday clown pie accident? Anyone?
Sallyh: Jeffraham--peanut butter kisses are teh best!
I like them, but I like the crunch of the almond ones... mmmmm.
.
We used the cellar door for a bow and arrow target too, so it was all banged up and chipped already. the bullet hole sort of blended in. it was a big huge old wooden door.
Doug Watts Blob
That is hilarious. I hope everyone opened that door with plenty of caution...
You are caring for a fuzzpuff and it's hard to give yourself treats. Big hugs to you.
Well, that's true.
THough he is being a model patient.
Dark chocolate prevents cancer. And red wine.
And something else good . . . oh yeah, blueberries.
Dark-chocolate-covered blueberries with a cabernet - garcon!
-
I managed to put an arrow splinter through the skin of my hand when I was 12. I was pretty calm about it.
Eli
I stapled my thumb once.... and why is Olaf bursting into song so much?
white trash tiramasu. twinkies soaked in kalua with instant coffee crystals on top.
If I knew what I was about to dig into and had smoked a joint beforehand, I can imagine actually eating one of those. It's the surprise factor that traumatizes us -- like when I was 4 and gulped vodka thinking that it was water.
Someone must have hit the trifecta. Horrible birthday clown pie accident? Anyone?
This one year, when I got to the bottom of my slice of birthday cake, I found a clown nose. And I realized that the icing was actually greasepaint.
Dark chocolate prevents cancer. And red wine.
I'm eating Tanzania dark chocolate and drinking Syrah.
Still feel like hell, though...
There were also peculiar blanc mange things that frequently featured corn.
That just sounds regrettable.
Another childhood dessert trauma.
Sometimes my mom would add raisons to the toll house cookies and not tell us.
Horrors!!
I'm far too lazy to make it.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 1:17 am | #
I often am, as well.
I didn't make it nearly all of last year, but then made it twice in one week, for Adventskaffee in December.
when i was in eighth grade this kid Curtis Pomeroy put staples into his knuckles to impress a girl in our drafting class ...
Well, you wonder why I always dress in black
Why you never see bright colors on my back
And why does my appearance seem to have a somber tone
Well, there's a reason for the things that I have on
I wear the black for the poor and the beaten down
Livin' in the hopeless, hungry side of town
I wear it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime
But is there because he's a victim of the times
I wear the black for those who never read
0r listened to the words that jesus said
About the road to happiness through love and charity
Why, you'd think he's talking straight to you and me
Well, we're doin' mighty fine, I do suppose
In our streak of lightnin' cars and fancy clothes
But just so we're reminded of the ones who are held back
Up front there ought 'a be a man in black
I wear it for the sick and lonely old
For the reckless ones whose bad trip left them cold
I wear the black in mournin' for the lives that could have been
Each week we lose a hundred fine young men
And, I wear it for the thousands who have died
Believen' that the lord was on their side
I wear it for another hundred thousand who have died
Believen' that we all were on their side
Well, there's things that never will be right I know
And things need changin' everywhere you go
But 'til we start to make a move to make a few things right
You'll never see me wear a suit of white
Ah, I'd love to wear a rainbow every day
And tell the world that everything's ok
But I'll try to carry off a little darkness on my back
'Till things are brighter, I'm the man in black
--------------------------------------------------
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fuck all y'all.
.kcab dneb smra ym semitemoS
.elyts ni kcab gnimoc si ekil ouy mug tahT
Eli
!kcor s'teL
nytol
Sometimes my mom would add raisons to the toll house cookies and not tell us.
Vous avez raison!
This one year, when I got to the bottom of my slice of birthday cake, I found a clown nose. And I realized that the icing was actually greasepaint.
Eli
You are sure they just didn't grind up a clown for cake?
ellroon: I stapled my thumb once....
I watched as my dad sawed about 1/2" into his thumbnail with a circular saw, cutting a sheet of playwood. "I don't need no clamps!"
.
Sometimes my mom would add raisons to the toll house cookies and not tell us.
D'etre?
Them's the worst kind of raisons in existence.
enough red wine prevents memory of drinking red wine ...
You are sure they just didn't grind up a clown for cake?
What I'm sayin'!
Richard jerks off in sandpaper. He claims it feels like his mamas snatch, and he jsut loves his mamas snatch.
I stapled my thumb once
I dremeled mine, with the little saw blade. Top down, from the tip of the nail towards the knuckle.
I'll send a check for whatever it costs - they're that good.
Jennifer - 1:13 am
email me your snail address and i can do it...
konopelli at hotmail dot com...
/
Has everybody here been traumatized by a dessert? I want to hear the stories.
mikeg
Wasn't dessert, but I was having dinner across the street, and they had something called "spoon bread".
Awful stuff.
when i was in eighth grade this kid Curtis Pomeroy put staples into his knuckles to impress a girl in our drafting class ...
Doug Watts Blob
So...after throwing up, was she impressed?
Vous avez raison!
Oh, damn.
Raisins. Otherwise known as "roach bodies."
Hate the fuckers.
Jesus, Olaf, we get it already.
I watched as my dad sawed about 1/2" into his thumbnail with a circular saw, cutting a sheet of playwood. "I don't need no clamps!"
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Jeffraham Prestonian
Gah!
Richard only eats worms. He claims they remind him of his daddys dingdong. He loves dingdongs, anyones, but the only snatch for him belongs to his mama.
Raisins. Otherwise known as "roach bodies."
I like raisins, but one of my favorite Garfield cartoons has the punchline "I just killed a fly somewhere on your raisin toast."
Wasn't dessert, but I was having dinner across the street, and they had something called "spoon bread".
I don't think I want to know what that is.
I watched as my dad sawed about 1/2" into his thumbnail with a circular saw, cutting a sheet of playwood. "I don't need no clamps!"
I used to do construction work with the most accident-prone man in the world. I swear, every day he'd give himself another gaping flesh wound.
bitches. all i am trying to do is to podt the lyrics of a great song by johnny cash called "the man in black". bitches.
I stapled my thumb once
I dremeled mine, with the little saw blade. Top down, from the tip of the nail towards the knuckle.
Phila, Fucking Libtard | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 1:22 am | #
Ouch. I did stapled my thumb once.
A cousin of mine once tripped and the nail gun he was carrying planted a nail into his ankle. He's still got the X-Rays of that.
I dremeled mine, with the little saw blade. Top down, from the tip of the nail towards the knuckle.
Phila, Fucking Libtard
Ouch! Has it healed?
So...after throwing up, was she impressed?
ellroon, hair afire | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 1:22 am | #
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I can't believe I remember this, but it was a girl named Karen Porter, who was quite pretty. She didn't throw up but learned yet another lesson about "creepy guy syndrome."
I stapled my thumb once
I jammed my shoulder with my sawed-off shotgun.
I did NOT post photos of me in my underwear to be IGNORED by the likes of y'all!
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Wasn't dessert, but I was having dinner across the street, and they had something called "spoon bread".
Marry, he must have a long spoon that would sup with the devil.
That was one of my lines in Comedy Of Errors.
Richard one fisted himself all the way to the elbow. True story.
The rocket fuel mishap left very distinctive blast marks in the shop.
It was pretty, and very quick.
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Rolling in dogshit does wonders for my complexion.
well pleasant dreams attend your slumbers, friendz...
ah eez outta hyar!
I like raisins, but one of my favorite Garfield cartoons has the punchline "I just killed a fly somewhere on your raisin toast."
Well, the point is that NONE of her five children liked raisins.
I don't know why she didn't just make most of the batch plain, and then add some raisins into the last sheet of cookies.
Rather than hear us all scream and barf.
Sometimes my mom would add raisons to the toll house cookies and not tell us.
my mom is famous for her substitution. like "it called for a cup of crushed walnuts, but i didn't have any so i used peanut brittle."
Sometimes my mom would add raisons to the toll house cookies and not tell us.
Your mother had a blind spot in the old dessert department, didn't she?
I used to do construction work with the most accident-prone man in the world. I swear, every day he'd give himself another gaping flesh wound.
Phila, Fucking Libtard
That wonderful depressing poster that goes something like:
Maybe your life is going to teach others how not to live
Ouch! Has it healed?
ellroon, hair afire | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 1:24 am | #
Long since. This was when I was 11.
Richard likes to eat his own poop.
my mom is famous for her substitution. like "it called for a cup of crushed walnuts, but i didn't have any so i used peanut brittle."
That was her? Oh, man.
No power tools involved in this tale, but I once presented a paper on WWII novels at a conference the day after my lovely cat Tista decided to rip my arm open from wrist to elbow (pissed because I'd been travelling too much).
The bandage certainly helped garner attention, especially as I gesture a lot while talking.
I used to do construction work with the most accident-prone man in the world. I swear, every day he'd give himself another gaping flesh wound.
Phila, Fucking Libtard | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 1:24 am | #
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there seems to be one on every job site. usually dope smokers, other times just dumb as two by sixes. they like to use nail guns FOR EVERYTHING !!!
I used to do construction work with the most accident-prone man in the world. I swear, every day he'd give himself another gaping flesh wound.
He must look like one of the extras from the film "Monster Man" by now.
(sallyh will appreciate that)
Namestealers like Richard weren't hugged enough as children. His mama wasn't into foreplay.
Whacked the tip of a finger off once, cutting up vegetables.
New Henckel chef's knife, sharp as hell, just took that sucker clean off. Lifted it off the blade and took it to the hospital.
That was the easy part. Trying not to jump and run screaming away when they put the needle in the wound to anesthetize it so they could sew the bit of flesh back on: that was hard.
Then there was the time I had two ingrown toenails cut out on the same day, and still went to the theater that night to see the first Michael Keaton "Batman" movie.
It was my birthday. I wasn't going to miss it.
there seems to be one on every job site. usually dope smokers, other times just dumb as two by sixes. they like to use nail guns FOR EVERYTHING !!!
Doug Watts Blob
Here, lemme open my beer...
Richard likes to stick things up his bumhole. Once he stuck a cucumber up there and it fell right back out again. Now he uses watermelons.
I used to do construction work with the most accident-prone man in the world. I swear, every day he'd give himself another gaping flesh wound.
Worse than the kid at my summer camp who managed to sprain his neck while LYING ON HIS BUNK?
That was her? Oh, man.
mikeg | 01.07.07 - 1:27 am | #
the funny thing is, it almost always turns out great. "i ran out of cranberries, so i used strawberry jam"
That wonderful depressing poster that goes something like:
Maybe your life is going to teach others how not to live
ellroon, hair afire | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 1:26 am | #
I'll never forget the day he was carrying a brand-new toilet, and somehow managed to run it into something so that it shattered in his arms, and gashed one arm to the bone. He was hopping around, spraying blood everywhere, and saying "I hate thins fucking work. I've gotta stop doing this fucking work!"
He'd been at it for years. Always smoked a couple of joints before he started, too.
It was my birthday. I wasn't going to miss it.
Rmj, Street Credentialed
Oh my. Does your fingertip have sensation?
Your mother had a blind spot in the old dessert department, didn't she?
Honestly? she was just a little selfish. She made stuff she liked.
Which was fine, but not for birthdays.
I did NOT post photos of me in my underwear to be IGNORED by the likes of y'all!
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Jeffraham Prestonian | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 1:24 am | #
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I don't see any underwear ...
George W. Asshole is the first human to ever attempt to shove an entire planet up his ass, y'know.
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I forgot to mention they had to deaden both toes, too, which took a needle in the end of each one, and some patience as the fluid was injected.
Medical procedures are such fun.
Richard likes to watch his parents have sex, sometimes he even joins in. But only when his mama is on her rag. She makes him lick up all the "nice red mama juice."
I'm dub enough to think richard's hear.
4Legs--indeed I do
Oh my. Does your fingertip have sensation?
ellroon, hair afire |
Oh, yeah. In the right light you can still see the part that was cut off.
Hey Jeff, don't make me start on you, I'm only here for Richard. >
Worse than the kid at my summer camp who managed to sprain his neck while LYING ON HIS BUNK?
Holy crap!!
Now aren't you guys glad I'm around?
I mention ghosts, and next thing you know we're talking about cookies and construction accidents.
Doug Watts Blob: I don't see any underwear ...
I was wearing it, I swear!
Besides, I said, "I did NOT post photos..."
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I managed to slice into a finger while chopping onions. That hurt. A lot.
"I hate thins fucking work. I've gotta stop doing this fucking work!"
He'd been at it for years. Always smoked a couple of joints before he started, too.
Phila, Fucking Libtard | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 1:29 am | #
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Oh god. That's eerie. I've done construction with people like that. I would say, no, I'll go up the ladders and finish the peaks. You stay down here.
4Legs--indeed I do
That was a great film.
Sci fi has been pathetic since then. Hmmmffphhff.
there seems to be one on every job site. usually dope smokers, other times just dumb as two by sixes.
my brother sawed off three fingers on a table saw (surgeons were able to reattach them). turns out, iirc, he had a mild form of seizures where he would just go blank for a moment. no one knew until he sued sears for faulty guards on the saw, and he had to get examined.
or that's how i remember it, anyway.
I mention ghosts, and next thing you know we're talking about cookies and construction accidents.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse
You mentioned ghosts again?
George W. Asshole is the first human to ever attempt to shove an entire planet up his ass, y'know.
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Jeffraham Prestonian
And just to get a fart joke out of it...tectonic shifts, my ass...
Oh dear. It looks like I shouldn't mention my various almost-serious bandsaw wounds.
missannieangel
who is richard?
Richards mama is a bisexual, so sometimes Richard dresses like a girl, and lets him mama lick his big brown eye. She pretends its a vagina. That's just wrong.
I don't see any underwear ...
Made ya look!
Made me look too...
2 hits minimum for JP.
Holy crap!!
He was actually talking to me at the time, probably about how many times he'd broken his wrist and other parts. It was surreal.
Medical procedures are such fun.
Rmj, Street Credentialed | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 1:29 am | #
Ever had anyone peer into your bladder? I remember sitting in the chair, staring out of boredom at a strange-looking metal rod about a quarter-inch in diameter, and suddenly worrying that it was what they intended to stick up my urethra.
Then I thought, "No way. There's absolutely no way."
But there was.
Richard is a troll who trolls and namesteals. He has no life and exists to lie on the floor while his mama gives him a nice hot pee shower.
Talking to a troll... get a rope.
Then there was the time I had two ingrown toenails cut out on the same day, and still went to the theater that night to see the first Michael Keaton "Batman" movie.
It was my birthday. I wasn't going to miss it.
Oy.
4Legs--adding raisins to Toll House cookies is a crime against man and nature.
I managed to slice into a finger while chopping onions. That hurt. A lot.
The Old Man From Scene 24
Nature's way of telling you to chop slower.
Oh dear. It looks like I shouldn't mention my various almost-serious bandsaw wounds.
You know the Shins are the musical guests on SNL next week, right?
I just want to say, that if any employee of Speed Network is reading.
The Paris-Dakar Rally is on right now, and a television network, ostensibly dedicated to all things auto racing, is not fucking covering it.
Fuckers.
Damn, I missed Woody's reply. Oh well, I'll email him.
Speaking of dumb construction guys, our company used to have one who walled himself into a closet with drywall, with all his tools, and couldn't get out. Seems he couldn't remember where the door was supposed to go. So he called for help with his cell phone.
Richard is a troll who trolls and namesteals. He has no life and exists to lie on the floor while his mama gives him a nice hot pee shower.
Sounds like NTodd.
Oh god. That's eerie. I've done construction with people like that. I would say, no, I'll go up the ladders and finish the peaks. You stay down here.
Doug Watts Blob | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 1:31 am | #
This guy fell through a skylight. Not once, mind you, but twice.
He was actually talking to me at the time, probably about how many times he'd broken his wrist and other parts. It was surreal.
That's just weird.
Yes, I am off my meds. Whjy dew you askk?
Oh my. Does your fingertip have sensation?
ellroon, hair afire | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 1:29 am | #
mrs g told me a story she saw on one of these medical miracles shows. guy lost his arm, still felt horrible pain where it used to be. docs tried everything until finally one came up with this idea: they sat him at a table with his good arm out, set up mirrors so it looked to him like two arms were on the table. his brain finally stopped trying to clench the muscles in the missing one.
metal rod about a quarter-inch in diameter, and suddenly worrying that it was what they intended to stick up my urethra.
Then I thought, "No way. There's absolutely no way."
But there was.
thanks. Now I'll never go to a doctor's office ever again.
You know the Shins are the musical guests on SNL next week, right?
Thank Ba'al for Tivo--only he knows what I'm doing up this late.
Sounds like NTodd.
Lucas McCain (teh Rifleman) | 01.07.07 - 1:34 am | #
It was kinda nice that everyone was ignoring shoeannie. Let's go back to it, shall we?
Well, you wonder why I always dress in black
Why you never see bright colors on my back
And why does my appearance seem to have a somber tone
Well, there's a reason for the things that I have on
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I wear the black for the poor and the beaten down
Livin' in the hopeless, hungry side of town
I wear it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime
But is there because he's a victim of the times
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I wear the black for those who never read
Or listened to the words that jesus said
About the road to happiness through love and charity
Why, you'd think he's talking straight to you and me
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Well, we're doin' mighty fine, I do suppose
In our streak of lightnin' cars and fancy clothes
But just so we're reminded of the ones who are held back
Up front there ought 'a be a man in black
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I wear it for the sick and lonely old
For the reckless ones whose bad trip left them cold
I wear the black in mournin' for the lives that could have been
Each week we lose a hundred fine young men
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And, I wear it for the thousands who have died
Believen' that the lord was on their side
I wear it for another hundred thousand who have died
Believen' that we all were on their side
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Well, there's things that never will be right I know
And things need changin' everywhere you go
But 'til we start to make a move to make a few things right
You'll never see me wear a suit of white
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Ah, I'd love to wear a rainbow every day
And tell the world that everything's ok
But I'll try to carry off a little darkness on my back
'Till things are brighter, I'm the man in black
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I mention ghosts, and next thing you know we're talking about cookies and construction accidents.
There's a logic there, but one that no single person could ever hope to understand.
metal rod about a quarter-inch in diameter, and suddenly worrying that it was what they intended to stick up my urethra.
Then I thought, "No way. There's absolutely no way."
But there was.
Gah! Yargh!
Then again... one word: "Panoscopy."
But there was.
Phila, Fucking Libtard
Went to a proctologist for the first time, and he "massaged" my prostate in order to extract a bit of...well, a bit from it. For lab purposes.
I had no idea that was coming. And I never want to go through that again. Unprepared was bad enough. Knowing it will ever be repeated....
Made me look too...
2 hits minimum for JP.
zut | 01.07.07 - 1:32 am | #
i'm naked on my home page!
4Legs--adding raisins to Toll House cookies is a crime against man and nature.
That's what I said!!
What ails you, Olaf? Knock it off, already.
metal rod about a quarter-inch in diameter, and suddenly worrying that it was what they intended to stick up my urethra.
Then I thought, "No way. There's absolutely no way."
But there was.
Gah! Yargh!
Then again... one word: "Panoscopy."
Sounds more like painoscopy to me...