I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Bonsoir and merci Atta!
mememememememe
you can always count on the guest bloggers!
and because you're mine, i walk the line
hmmmmpppffff!!!!!!!
do they know downstairs?
i'm gonna get a second tier frist
i just went to tell them, Henry
still here
all these laps up and down stairs...does it count as cardio?
k, plum
Attaturk, thanks for answering the phone...
Oh, thank goodness.
You're sheetin' me!
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Romo picked the wrong time to have jazz hands.
Attaturk! You picked up the white courtesy phone!
The game must be over.
Sweet! This'll bring the family back together.
Though I have to say that I'm thrilled that folks took my suggestion...
X 5
Romo choked but so did the replay clown that moved the spot back after Dallas got the first down as ruled by the filed ref.
Damn, Max that's better than mine. I should have thought of jazz hands.
Hey, Atrios:
Ready to watch the Eagles beat/kick/punch the snot out of Eli's team?
Ice wine chocolates. They redefine sweet.
nice glasses, JP
We owe Attaturk a new fez.
This thread sucks.
it was the ball. I'm still teh best QB evah!!!! Sean Salisbury says so. Glad I don't have to play the Bears
Hey, this comments section loads much faster! Who knew?
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a little of the ole up down up down
hey sallyh: howzitgoin?
So what are ice wine chocolates anyhoo?
Ice wine chocolates. They redefine sweet.
Sallyh
what makes it so?
X 5
Jim
Those were for Max's Romo Jazz Hands comment
This thread sucks.
LOL.
Operation Broken Wind.
icewine proved too sweet for me
Ohio is serving up gator meat. Gator tastes a lot like chicken. Remember those chickens and the Outback Bowl. Outback Bowls, I should say.
Entertaining FDL post...
Late Nite FDL: Malkin Credibility, R.I.P.
http://www.firedoglake.com/2007/...-rip/#more-
6454
I liked this bit...
Dave, you know I love you and that I think you're one of the best bloggers going, but surely you're not so naïve as to expect rational, responsible behavior from the Malkinites? They are not rational people. They are not even adults. They are squalling, feuding toddlers with driver's licenses and mortgage payments. They may have been toilet-trained, but after that the cognitive development stopped cold. Really
hey the giants suck but they might just beat those eagles...philly, a rest area on the way from new york to miami....
Late Nite FDL: Malkin Credibility, R.I.P.
We don't get French benefits?
Ohio is serving up gator meat. Gator tastes a lot like chicken. Remember those chickens and the Outback Bowl. Outback Bowls, I should say.
Snow
We have been doing such things for years here, as the Gators are a long time rival.
The finish of that game was almost as exciting as the Washington State Supreme Court oral arguments that were on earlier. *That* was entertainment. Best of 2006 edition.
bathroom sink kitten:
http://www.dailykitten.com/
hey the giants suck but they might just beat those eagles...
No, it really is quite impossible. Not without a secondary *or* a pass rush.
When Martin Grammatica saw the botched hold he said, "Oh, thees part of my game is not so good!"
Somehow, Malkin will rationalize the death of Jamil Hussein.
icewine proved too sweet for me
They are quite sweet, but a well made icewine has sufficient acid to balance the sweetness and keep it from being cloying.
and any time the cowboys take the pipe i smile...to me the whole friggin state is bush and delay...
HEY!!
Dual Wisconsin sports references -
Tony Romo (from Burlington, WI)
Rollie Fingers (owes WI $1.4 million in taxes from his time with the Brewers in the early 1980s)!
leaning tower of pizza, bitches
Well the Chiefs really sucked today.
We don't get French benefits?
And James Dean was the actor. Jimmie Dean makes sausages.
Steely Dan is not one person
Rollie Fingers? Best mustache AND best Porno Name in baseball EVAR!
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HEY!!
Dual Wisconsin sports references -
Tony Romo (from Burlington, WI)
Rollie Fingers (owes WI $1.4 million in taxes from his time with the Brewers in the early 1980s)!
Roadmaster
Triple actually.
"Romo Fingers" instead of "Butter Fingers"
Butter is a dairy product and Wisconsin is the dairy state.
Oh, and it's four because many people in Wisconsin have fingers.
ProfWombat--now that you're here and we have a nice Sancerre and a roll of quarters, along with hot cinnamon buns, it's all awesome 
Steely Dan is not one person
::matthew | Homepage | 01.06.07 - 11:41 pm |
An' he's not even ferrous, let alone steely.
Somehow, Malkin will rationalize the death of Jamil Hussein.
watertiger
I can't really follow all the ins and outs of it, but from what I gather Malkin and her wing'd monkeys are waiting for six people who were burned alive to testify that they were, in fact, burned alive. Then and only then will they admit they were wrong.
It was referred to below, I believe, as "managing expcectations".
Jimmie Dean sausage meat gives up 90% of its volume in fat and water, and doesn't taste very good for the effort...
Rollie Fingers (owes WI $1.4 million in taxes from his time with the Brewers in the early 1980s)!
How did he manage that?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f...h?v=fCrqy5S-
H_A
They are quite sweet, but a well made icewine has sufficient acid to balance the sweetness and keep it from being cloying.
FeralL-Empty Glass | 01.06.07 - 11:40 pm | #
Yep. The best ones avoid the pure-sugar sweetness and have wildly complex fruit undertones.
f**kin' cowboys...next year no tuna and then what...maybe jerry jones will finally decide to coach himself...i hate football anyway
Keith should invite Michelle to his show for a proper dressing down.
I'd pay to see that.
bathroom sink kitten: - Plum P
Had a kitten that did that, too, but if the water was turned on, Muffin was OUTATHERE!
Tony Romo (from Burlington, WI)
Likewise, and I'm not impressed he's playing for Dallas.
Sweet - I was trying to find that...
Steely Dan is not one person
::matthew | Homepage | 01.06.07 - 11:41 pm |
Steely Dan is a mythic dildo.
What a shame. I am watching the pilot to BSG. The first two seaons were spectacular. This season, I think they have lost it completely. Which is a shame since the season premier was incredible. I hope the start up again this month puts things back on track.
We have been doing such things for years here, as the Gators are a long time rival.
Methinks Ohio might enjoy their Monday night dinner.
He wasn't acting, exactly, but Jimmy Dean did play a mogul in (I think) "Diamonds are Forever".
When other people are buying, I'll whoop up on a good eiswein
Now, really -- shower! Just in case Ms. L. does grace me with her mainly hairless presence, tonight.
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Keith should invite Michelle to his show for a proper dressing down.
Michelle Malkin should, as was earlier suggested, be forced to visit Mr. Hussein in his jail cell.
Somehow, Malkin will rationalize the death of Jamil Hussein.
The afterlife is going to be an unpleasant place for that bitch.
When Martin Grammatica saw the botched hold he said, "Oh, thees part of my game is not so good!"
I saw him tapping on chest making the mark of the cross before the play. God was not on the Cowboys side tonight, evidently.
Oh, and it's four because many people in Wisconsin have fingers.
Attatur
Five, if you count the finger I direct towards your corn-stubble fields...
hey the giants suck but they might just beat those eagles...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q...h?
v=Q6EfoyN1qFs
That pretty much sums up my reaction to you post.
Gator is somewhat tougher than chicken, but the flavor is similar because of evolution.
i admit that against washington the jints seemed to have put the hofstra defense on the field in the second half ( or should have ) but when you are rooting for philly i would be a bit more cautious....that super bowl trophy case has been empty a long time pilgrim.
Somehow, Malkin will rationalize the death of Jamil Hussein. - watertiger
Treasonous traitor to Iraq, obviously. Deserves to die. [/Malkin
The afterlife is going to be an unpleasant place for that bitch.
fourlegsgood
well, in-case there is no such thing...I'm in favor of making this life unpleasant for her
Malkin will block with her infamous O face.
sallyh: a book of verses underneth the bough, a jug of wine, a loaf of bread and thou has yet to be much improved upon, no?
Somehow, Malkin will rationalize the death of Jamil Hussein.
I thought he'd been arrested?
"The afterlife is going to be an unpleasant place for that bitch.
fourlegsgood, plushynurs"
I wonder if she is ready for life as an intestinal parasite located somewhere inside a worm.
Rollie Fingers story:
http://www.themilwaukeechannel.c...942/
detail.html
i'm going to go get whiskey. brb,
Gator is somewhat tougher than chicken, but the flavor is similar because of evolution.
kmymkk
It's actually similar because of the matrix
Rorschach--I think the icewine they reserve for the chocolates is from the lesser batches.
Thanks, Atta! Finally, a little room to stretch.
I thought he'd been arrested?
You don't expect him to live much longer, do you?
It's similar because of your mother.
I am watching the pilot to BSG.
it looks great in HD, doesn't it?
Thanks, O Fez crowned one. My computer was coughing and sputtering on the last thread.
well, in-case there is no such thing...I'm in favor of making this life unpleasant for her
Oh, there is one.
But I'm all for the present being unpleasant for her as well.
She is a fucking cunt.
but when you are rooting for philly i would be a bit more cautious....
I'm not rooting for Philly - just the opposite. But the Giants are a bad, stupid, terribly coached team.
Oh, and it's four because many people in Wisconsin have fingers. - Attaturk
As opposed to Oregon. Well, back in the days when logging was in full swing.
Oh, and it's four because many people in Wisconsin have fingers. - Attaturk
As opposed to Oregon. Well, back in the days when logging was in full swing.
How 'bout them Cowboys...
If you want to hear James Brown Live at the Apollo in the background, I'm streaming it now...
Other F-ing DJs didn't show at 10 PM Central!!
http://www.wort-fm.org/
You don't expect him to live much longer, do you?
No. I just wondered if he had already been escorted from the jail.
Rorschach--I think the icewine they reserve for the chocolates is from the lesser batches.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere | 01.06.07 - 11:46 pm | #
That is rather a shame.
As opposed to Oregon. Well, back in the days when logging was in full swing.
bo
Lotsa old guys named Lefty in those towns.
funny. no one is down there, but they haven't made it back up here.
hope nothing happened to them. mebbe that scratching weren't meese.
How 'bout them Cowboys...
Rich
and in their last game they lost to the Lions: what did you expect?
Speaking of Elmo:
Elmo on fire!
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btw, not that anyone cares, but i finally posted something again.
This season, I think they have lost it completely.
Like how? They didn't go near as bad as the much earlier "black market" episode which reminds of the new character in Itchy and Scratchy that gets ripped violently out, although we had no use for the boxing porn.
Keith should invite Michelle to his show for a proper dressing down.
I'd pay to see that.
Central Scrutinizer
Old times' sake: 'cast a lot of doubt' is complete nonsense.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J...h?
v=JoM90bAsr1M
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Elmo on fire!
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MisterX
that's so wrong
How 'bout them Cowboys...
Rich
lol,
that's so wrong
::matthew
but so funny!
Elmo brought it upon himself with his unrepentant sodomy.
"
it looks great in HD, doesn't it?
The Old Man From Scene 24"
Amazing. I am beginning to get a bit frustrated that a lot of the content on cable isn't doing HD yet.
Speaking of music videos, I really enjoyed this by Mint Royal: Blue Song...
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America's team=America's war! FUBAR.
Not winter, not spring? What to call this fifth season? Wintring? Even the water in our lakes has a slow, sluggish quality; the waves move with a tired, viscous lassitude. It's as if the water knows it's midwinter and it should be sleeping, but it can't. At the same time, it's too tired to move very energetically. That's what it's like in wintring. In Washington, too, it seems.
Anyone still style the Cowboys 'America's Team'? Haven't heard that one a while, but I'm north of Boston in Patriot land...
Dallas lost. Life is good.
Elmo on fire!
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MisterX
that's so wrong
::matthew
No kidding. Next week we'll read about at least 7 kids who saw the clip and lit themselves on fire "just like Elmo."
It seems that the wingnut bloggers are looking at every story doesn't favor dear leader as a potential Dan Rather/kerning episode.
What they are too stupid to realize is that one "glorious victory" of theirs was almost certainly a result of a Karl Rove dirty trick. The fucks can't win unless the game is rigged in their favor.
Lotsa old guys named Lefty in those towns. - Max Planck
And Stumpy.
Old times' sake: 'cast a lot of doubt' is complete nonsense.
QuentinCompson
wow, Tweety with balls...who knew?
Madison guy: looked up at Orion, where he's supposed to be this time of year, with a bit of fog in the air. Doesn't make any sense...
"They didn't go near as bad as the much earlier "black market" episode which reminds of the new character in Itchy and Scratchy that gets ripped violently out, although we had no use for the boxing porn.
kmymkk "
I have actually skipped episodes. I appreciate a lot of the character development, but the writing somehow moves the series into something close to Teen Angst versus something more mature.
As said, I am hoping they put things to right with the tween time till the end of month.
And Hopalong
Michelle Malkin & Michael Ledeen reporting that Dallas won.
Eli, your team may be playing like crap, but us long suffering Iggles fans have long since learned never to take anything for granted.
(For those who haven't seen it, The Cheesteak of Suffering)
i wish marcia brady was here.
sigh.
Soon, the excellent opening sequence of Bleach will be visible on Adult Swim. It is some of the best animation out there (the opening sequence, not necessarily the show).
"were" here.
she "was", but "isn't"
That was the first time I ever saw a robot in it's death throes still trying to preform its function... there's a lesson buried in there somewhere. Or maybe an allegory.
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i wish marcia brady was here.
sigh.
dirk gently
what happened?
I just put on all the cool Lycra/Spandex underwears I gots at Target, today... at once. I got a pair of long 'uns, too, for those extra cold scooter days.
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Doesn't make any sense...
Like green grass in WI in January....
Old times' sake: 'cast a lot of doubt' is complete nonsense.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J...h? v=JoM90bAsr1M
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QuentinCompson
Good stuff!
Still, I bet Keith could make her cry.
Cunts are running the world
http://youtube.com/watch?v=e_M22STINYw
Ha ha ha, suck it, Cowboys. The curse of T.O. strikes again.
jp, please email me your address again. I've got the HD adapter here in an envelope ready to send
mwilson at thatchermathias dot com
Eli, your team may be playing like crap, but us long suffering Iggles fans have long since learned never to take anything for granted.
I understand, but it's not going to be the Giants that knock them off. They're simply incapable of beating any team that hasn't crawled up its own ass and died.
For those who still refuse to believe:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T...h?
v=TroHEw3M2Xc
Oh, and I'm down to two beers, and may need two more. So, the electric scooter -> Citgo on Charlotte = more beeren!
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eli, gee you make the giants sound like the bush white house...and yourself a bit over the top...nite now.
I am glad I stayed up to watch the Cowboys fuck up and lose.
eli, gee you make the giants sound like the bush white house...and yourself a bit over the top...nite now.
If you followed them over the second half, you'd understand. The Bush White House is actually not a bad comparison, although the Giants have more talent.
what happened?
::matthew
oh, she stopped posting here and i miss her is all. i like to mention it once in a while in case she's lurking so she knows she is missed.
I think they said the Seahawk D-back assigned to cover T.O. was out of football and working as a loan officer last week. Dayum, what a diss.
Wasn't watching. The Cowboys beat themselves, I take it?
Michelle Malkin & Michael Ledeen reporting that Dallas won.
Malkin will don a "hack" jacket and venture into the wilds of hyperliberal Seattle to investigate what REALLY happened.
good evening, cocksuckers.
Sure, I'll model in my new underwear.
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My Main Robot
Him, and Reject (sent to Earth for our sins).
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The Bush White House is actually not a bad comparison, although the Giants have more talent.
And a better work ethic.
Romo dropped the game winning field goal attempt.
I think they said the Seahawk D-back assigned to cover T.O. was out of football and working as a loan officer last week. Dayum, what a diss.
2 catches, 26 yards.
Heh.
oh, she stopped posting here and i miss her is all. i like to mention it once in a while in case she's lurking so she knows she is missed.
dirk gently
I asked because there was this wierd "goodbye" post at some point. We figured it was a tragedy troll at the time
hey Olaf: you getting a little extra warm weather for biking?
What else is there to do on the ranch but beat oneself?
"And a better work ethic."
They clear more brush?
And a better work ethic.
Toss-up.
Notre Dame snark.
Teh funny.
EkCenTriK | 01.06.07 - 11:54 pm |
We have learned that some of the writing is crap on purpose, because they have very sensibly sacrificed all to acting. We would like to see this idea taken to a Debordesque extreme, so that every time "pyramid," the only sport known to humanity, is displayed, it looks totally different (canonically it's Space Basketball). Now soccer, now rugby, so that the trekkie types will never be able to sketch a single syste of rules, and everyone has fun with the concept. That or centuries of sport evolution have replaced professional basketball with what is really horse.
The "stellar" announcers didn't mention it, but Romo could have gotten the first down if he had stretched for it.
I for one am still a big ol' BSG fanboy and think they're doing just fine with the writing.
And what could beat the scene where Doral offers to throw Gaius Baltar in as a perk?
Meanwhile, shirts!
Go C-Bucs!
Its a fuckin game folks.
People are dying on Bush's order.
I think they said the Seahawk D-back assigned to cover T.O. was out of football and working as a loan officer last week. Dayum, what a diss.
2 catches, 26 yards.
Heh.
sdf (Stu)
Every time Packers fans read "26 yards," we think back to a game with the afore-mentioned Iggles.
4th and 26.
F.U.C.K.
They Counted Us Out...
They Called Us Quitters...
They Said Our Quarterback Didn't Have The Guts...
They Said Our Defense Couldn't Stop The Run...
NFC East Champions, bitches!
I asked because there was this wierd "goodbye" post at some point. We figured it was a tragedy troll at the time
::matthew
yeah, i heard about that although i didn't see it.
"That or centuries of sport evolution have replaced professional basketball with what is really horse.
kmymkk"
I have no clue as to what you said there. However, At this point, since episode 2 this season, I consider Reno 911 to be far superior in writing. And that is basically an unscripted show.
The Bush White House is actually not a bad comparison, although the Giants more talent.
and they never kill anyone.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
4th and 26.
Alright, knock it off...
molly, that was teh funny...
Molly stole my cookies!
Yes, I WILL ride the American Mobility Platform to Citgo to give Hugo Chavez some of my beer money!
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Thers--those were Molly's cookies.
"For those who still refuse to believe:"
One glass of wine and that first pull back scene almost keeled me out of my chair.
And SNL's bashing Pelosi already.
Evening, all.
Irksome? Should I know?
they haven't taken the old Citgo sign down from Kenmore Square...
This is as good a time as any to mention that Drew Pearson pushed off on Nate Wright in 1975!
And SNL's bashing Pelosi already.
Eli
It's a rerun, even.
Why does the movie North Dallas Forty keep coming to mind here!@!!
And SNL's bashing Pelosi already.
Eli
Sigh.
It's a rerun, even.
Oh well. I'm just there for the Alec Baldwin.
we're on thesi really funky hotel internet TV bullshti so we don"t know if our last post got read on the bottom of t he monster thread cause we couldn"t load it but hi!
EkCenTriK | 01.07.07 - 12:03 am |
Considering what EJO can do with his eyes, James Callis can do with his face, Katee Sackhoff can do with her fingers or McClure can do with her voice, we have no problem with the craptastic approach.
Wait, that doesn't sound right--
Thers--those were Molly's cookies.
MY COOOOOOKIES!
Thers is for cookie. That good enough for me.
flory and tena
Hi yas
It might be different if it was funny, but it's not.
4th and 26.
Alright, knock it off...
FeralL-Empty Glass
Hey, it hurts me, too.
Is the Burlington jeweler that restores/fixes vintage watches still in business?
Bleach opening sequence: that is some good animation.
eli,
http://thetravisty.com/Saturday_...ec_Baldwin)
.htm
hi flory and Tena
It might be different if it was funny, but it's not.
Actually, it would be very different if SNL was funny...
we're on thesi really funky hotel internet TV bullshti so we don"t know if our last post got read on the bottom of t he monster thread cause we couldn"t load it but hi!
Which one of you is wearing the Batgirl costume?
Irksome? Should I know?
steve simels
i survived airport security
(disclaimer: shameless blogwhore)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A...h?
v=A7tCGWVf5Pw might be better
On c-span2/BookTV now -
Speech
Econospinning
Barnes & Noble Booksellers
New York, New York (United States)
11/14/2006 - 1:23
Epstein, Gene Editor, [Barron's], Economics
Gene Epstein talked about his book Econospinning: How to Read Between the Lines When the Media Manipulate the Numbers, published by Wiley. He said that journalists frequently misrepresent or misinterpret economic data, shaping data to fit a preexisting story rather than shaping their story around the data. Mr. Epstein argued that this behavior is driven by laziness and the desire to tell a compelling story, rather than by ideology. After his presentation he responded to audience members’ questions.
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Tina Fey was smart to bail.
Can one of you influential guest bloggers get Atrios to alphabetize his blogroll?
Thx.
it might be different if phlegm was funny, but ...
Every time Packers fans read "26 yards," we think back to a game with the afore-mentioned Iggles.
4th and 26.
I try not to bring it up with the in-laws at the holidays (the Much Better Half is from Milwaukee), but it comes up every now and again. They told me that some guy put it up on a billboard when they wanted to get Sherman fired.
(Is Freddie Mitchell back in the NFL?)
If not for the vagaries of "strength of victory" they could be playing again tomorrow ...
eli,
http://thetravisty.com/Saturday_..._...ec_Baldwin)
.htm
Heh. I prefer his attempt to seduce Canteen Boy.
Is there a Zinger sketch in this one? If so, I should probably just stop watching right now.
mememememememe
Henry Flower | Homepage | 01.06.07 - 11:33 pm | #
Well, that's interesting.
The "stellar" announcers didn't mention it, but Romo could have gotten the first down if he had stretched for it.
The Seahawks were also pretty vunerable to a safety on that very first play they ran when they got the ball. The handoff to Alexander was 5 yards deep in the endzone.
Can one of you influential guest bloggers get Atrios to alphabetize his blogroll?
Thx.
mikeg | 01.07.07 - 12:09 am | #
while you're at it, have him place albatross! at the top.
or anywhere.
Alec weighs about 50 lbs more than he did in Beetlejuice.
Can one of you influential guest bloggers get Atrios to alphabetize his blogroll?
I really think the only way this happens is if someone else does it and sends him the HTML. I've actually toyed with the idea, but my extreme laziness is a problem.
Is the Burlington jeweler that restores/fixes vintage watches still in business?
Not sure, the jewelers that were downtown are gone, but there's a guy south of town that works on clocks that's still around.
Ooops, I spoke too soon...
Richard, yes. Another key play that went unmentioned.
Anyone wanna time me on the electric scootguitar?
I leave at 10 after the hour.
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eli, i watched the second half last week and i had friends who actually thought it was in the bag after the first half. boy were they surprised. but i started watching the jints that game when y a was kneeling on the field with blood running down his face so my sense of proportion is well developed...and i always feel joe pisarcik looking over my shoulder when i watch the jints....
rorschach, 4th-Tier Atriot | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 12:01 am |
Aaron Doral is Poor Man's Kevin Spacey. That guy is actually something of a cult celebrity, which is why they give him such good, sarcastic lines.
(The dialogue is great, by writing is meant really more of plot and stupid details which do not deserve resolution.)
macallens is an expensive but not unpleasant way to slip out of conciousness.
Hey Steve Simels!
Still finishing up my tribute to blues/soul/R&B musicians who died in 2006. Even as I type, side 4 of "James Brown Live at the Apollo Vol 2" is spinning on the station turntable.
I should have been out of here an hour ago. Next show folks didn't arrive. BIG OOPS.
Alec weighs about 50 lbs more than he did in Beetlejuice.
Max Planck
And yet his career trajectory has been so much more successful than anyone else in that movie.
Except maybe that megastar "Otho".
and i always feel joe pisarcik looking over my shoulder when i watch the jints....
Their last two or three playoff appearances have been... inauspicious.
Get off the internet and go see Children of Men. That's an order.
Holy fucking shit.
I am intrigued by this E-Z Date....
He said that journalists frequently misrepresent or misinterpret economic data, shaping data to fit a preexisting story rather than shaping their story around the data. Mr. Epstein argued that this behavior is driven by laziness and the desire to tell a compelling story, rather than by ideology.
those are two totally contradictory notions...
1) journalists fit data to pre-existing stories.
but 2) those stories aren't ideological.
sorry, epstein, i don't buy it...
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Having a lot of stalls on Haloscan the last few days, tonight moreso. Is this a shared experience or just me?
dallas choked.
they had at least 3 chances to win. go for it on 4th down, make the field goal, or the pass at the end.
or, if glenn hadnt fumbled on the 2...
im a fan of the patriots. i hate the cowboys.
just statin fact. lol
Criswell predicts paint-on bikinis for you girls and clamp-on bikinis for you men.
This 4th & 26?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2...h?
v=2OEh6Yc56lA
"Romo Fingers"
Poor bastard's going to have to win the Big One someday to overcome tonight.
Dirk--well done. And so true.
Whoa, now I know how Amy whats-her-name got a job on SNL.
How good can Children of Men be? The trailers looked awful.
Having a lot of stalls on Haloscan the last few days, tonight moreso. Is this a shared experience or just me?
EkCenTriK
for me, it's mostly blogspot...although haloscan always seems to be a bit hairy
wgg: another factor is their ignorance of economics in general, much less any economic thinking that'd resonate on the left...
Young Frankenstein being performed in Iraq Riiiitz!
NYT -- Chimpy's handlers are blaming Condi for the Saddam fiasco
At 10:30 p.m., Ambassador Khalilzad made a last-ditch call to Mr. Maliki asking him not to proceed with the hanging. When the Iraqi leader remained adamant, an American official said, the ambassador made a second call to Washington conveying “the determination of the Iraqi prime minister to go forward,” and his conclusion that there was nothing more, consistent with respect for Iraqi sovereignty, that the United States could do.
Senior Bush administration officials in Washington said that Mr. Khalilzad’s principal contact in Washington was Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, and that she gave the green light for Mr. Hussein to be turned over, despite the reservations of the military commanders in Baghdad. One official said that Ms. Rice was supported in that view by Stephen J. Hadley, Mr. Bush’s national security adviser.
Is this a shared experience or just me?
EkCenTriK
I'm having problems too.
Monica_A: Porn Connoisseur
I'm not clicking, I'm not clicking, I'm not clicking....
Can one of you influential guest bloggers get Atrios to alphabetize his blogroll?
We're influential?
It's impossible to find NTodd's blog in that mess, is my point.
Still finishing up my tribute to blues/soul/R&B musicians who died in 2006. Even as I type, side 4 of "James Brown Live at the Apollo Vol 2" is spinning on the station turntable.
I should have been out of here an hour ago. Next show folks didn't arrive. BIG OOPS.
Roadmaster | 01.07.07 - 12:12 am | #
BB King Live at the Regal.
Slim Harpo live at some frat party (used to have it)
Ritchie Valens Live at Pacoima High.
Get Yer Ya-Yas Out.
Thers - actually we'er both stuffed with excellent food, covered in jewels and we're more like hetara than cat girls.
Ducks beat Bruins!
I am a deranged idiot!
It's impossible to find NTodd's blog in that mess, is my point.
It's not a bug, it's a feature.
Children Of Men looked good to me, but very depressing. I don't think it's arrived in Nashville, yet.
.
It's impossible to find NTodd's blog in that mess, is my point.
mikeg
NTodd has a blog?
Is this a shared experience or just me?
EkCenTriK
I had problems on the long thread, but OK on this one, so far...
Young Frankenstein being performed in Iraq Riiiitz!
Oooopa Dooooopa!
Why does the movie North Dallas Forty keep coming to mind here!@!!
lynn - 12:05 am
cuz fer its time, it's the best adult footbal flick evah???
/
This 4th & 26?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2...h? v=2OEh6Yc56lA
Monica_A: Porn Connoisseur
Monica, you'll get a VERY SPECIAL FLAVOR of Kopp's Frozen Custard at the next Eschaton.
"Tootsie Roll."
Disregard any offensive odors it may have.
mikeg: tbogg, who's well worth the trip for his own sake, has a good alphabetized blogroll...
How good can Children of Men be? The trailers looked awful.
kmymkk
Well, you know the thing about taste...It's the best movie I've seen this year.
I'm not clicking, I'm not clicking, I'm not clicking....
Click it! Click it!
When Amy has kids she'll be a MILF.
EVENING BATS
IT WAS THE LAST OF MY BIRFDAY FESTIVITIES
LOBSTER FRA I SAY FRA...DIAVLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"It's impossible to find NTodd's blog in that mess, is my point."
He has a blog?
It's impossible to find NTodd's blog in that mess, is my point.
mikeg | 01.07.07 - 12:16 am | #
ntodd has a blog?
no worries. he is clearly linked at my homepage. although no one goes there. and the ones who do don't click on his link. and even if they did, he doesn't have a blog anyway.
Man, what a game that Seattle/Dallas matchup was, huh? Poor Romo.
Anyway, Frank Rich talks about James Brown, fotball and the "Timely Death of Gerald Ford." Typically wicked, it is, and perhaps moreso.
How good can Children of Men be? The trailers looked awful.
kmymkk | 01.07.07 - 12:15 am | #
It's brilliant.
On every level. Although they tell me the book is betteer.
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ sittenpretty! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
You should see my new underwear!
.
best adult footbal flick evah???
I thought that was Debbie Does Dallas
Can one of you influential guest bloggers get Atrios to alphabetize his blogroll?
We're influential?
Thers | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 12:16 am | #
Hell, I cain't do shite.
I'm 4th-Tier.
Hell, I cain't do shite.
I'm 4th-Tier.
Only 4 tiers? Wimp.
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ sittenpretty! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
You should see my new underwear!
.
Jeffraham Prestonian | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 12:19 am | #
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BOOOYA...YOU SHOULD SEE MINE
I'm 4th-Tier.
rorschach, 4th-Tier Atriot |
at least you've got a tier.
atrios doesn't like me. not that that makes him at all special.
How good can Children of Men be? The trailers looked awful.
kmymkk | 01.07.07 - 12:15 am | #
Here we go again.
I'm 4th-Tier.
rorschach
you were up to 3rd for a minute there
It's impossible to find NTodd's blog in that mess, is my point. - mikeg
And this is bad? How?
sittenpretty,MCI SUCKS | 01.07.07 - 12:18 am
♥ ♥ katie!!! ♥ ♥
is/was today your birfday?
i din't know!@!!
happy happy happy biirfday, dahlin!!!
Everyone loves Children of Men; this was among the much more detailed and expansive praise at Rotten Tomatoes -- "Works on every level: as a thriller, a cautionary tale, and a human drama."
BB King Live at the Regal.
Slim Harpo live at some frat party (used to have it)
Ritchie Valens Live at Pacoima High.
Get Yer Ya-Yas Out.
steve simels
Got the Live BB - have plenty of Slim Harpo, but not that - have a unplayable copy of Pacoima - VALENS SHOULD HAVE BEEN HUGE. Amazing performer - that he was 17 at the time is nearly incomprehensible.
You should see my new underwear!
.
tease.
Welp, I didn't leave at :10!
Let's make it :20! 3.5 minnits from now, by the atomic clock.
.
Thers - actually we'er both stuffed with excellent food, covered in jewels and we're more like hetara than cat girls.
What kind of jewels?
flory left and I have to pack -and I hate this entire set pu - it' sucks. So goodnight. Weird keyboard.
Sweet dreams
EVENING BATS
IT WAS THE LAST OF MY BIRFDAY FESTIVITIES
LOBSTER FRA I SAY FRA...DIAVLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
sittenpretty,MCI SUCKS | 01.07.07 - 12:18 am | #
Somebody's having a great time, and it's not me.
The silly orange dog:
http://thumbsnap.com/v/WKtcdrsE.jpg
Here we go again.
steve simels
I wish it were possible to administer a swift kick through the intertubes.
brb soonish, batteries willing!
.
Hey, next week's musical guest is The Shins - does Molly know?
I'm no longer in the mood to flip 45s tonight.
I'm putting on a comp LP of rare '60s soul next.
here i am in my butter silk slip
http://www2.victoriassecret.com/
...V245719_499.jpg
Somebody's having a great time, and it's not me.
Or me.
There's nothing on teevee.
You should see my new underwear!
I'll see your new underwear and raise you a nipple clamp!
sittenpretty, if any part of you needs licked, let me know.
It's impossible to find NTodd's blog in that mess, is my point.
mikeg | 01.07.07 - 12:16 am | #
I said this solely for the guaranteed responses I would get. And there they are, one after the other.
I actually don't think I've been hanging around here long enough to be making NTodd non-blog jokes. Where to fuck do I get off?
happy bday, sittenbeautiful.
sittenpretty: here i am in my butter silk slip
You SURE do need to visit, ASAP...! 
.
Steve, take a look at this. It appears COM has the same problem with stupid details as BSG: enough of a scenario is set up for compelling acting, but if you parse apart the attempts at topicality you're looking at the wrong thing.
Where to fuck do I get off?
mikeg | 01.07.07 - 12:25 am | #
41st street.
steve simels - question for you - would you happen to have a good quality recording of Chumbawamba's Jesus H. Christ? My old bootleg tape of it is wearing out and I'd like to find it in digital format.
Hey, next week's musical guest is The Shins - does Molly kno
I don't know how anyone can watch that show anymore.
It sucks ass. It's like negative funny.
'night, all...
And this is bad? How?
bo
lol.
I actually don't think I've been hanging around here long enough to be making NTodd non-blog jokes. Where to fuck do I get off?
mikeg
Don't be silly.
Harassing NTodd is one of the best things about posting here.
Roadmaster | 01.07.07 - 12:21 am :
Did you know -- of course you do -- that there's an apparently high end live tape of the Band -- ie. the Hawks -- before Dylan, with the sixth guy (a sax player) at a club somewhere in the mid-60s in brilliant stereo. Two hours worth.
Garth Hudson owns it and for whatever reason won't release it. One copy only. Don't think it's ever been bootlegged.
Harassing NTodd is one of the best things about posting here.
Central Scrutinizer
I think Thers and Molly gave him SARS
'nite, ProfW.
mrs g says children of men was an excellent book. p.d. james.
Okay, Mr. Plushy wants to sit on the laptop.
No love for the silly orange dog?
so ........howzzzzzzzzzzzzz all the peeps and peep critters tonite?
lobster fra diavlo
lobster
marinara sauce
and RED
PEPPA
No love for the silly orange dog?
No, we love him.
What's his name?
Did you know -- of course you do -- that there's an apparently high end live tape of the Band -- ie. the Hawks -- before Dylan, with the sixth guy (a sax player) at a club somewhere in the mid-60s in brilliant stereo. Two hours worth.
Garth Hudson owns it and for whatever reason won't release it. One copy only. Don't think it's ever been bootlegged. - steve simels
Here beginneth the plot for "Romancing the Stoned".
Steve!
johnny cash + carl perkins + eric clapton
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9dJARoP5U2A
Where to fuck do I get off?
mikeg | 01.07.07 - 12:25 am | #
41st street.
dirk gently, sociopathetic
Funny, Attention-to-detail Boy.
I'm actually kinda amused by this carpool faux-pas sketch.
"You know what they say: Don't worry, be happy."
"Bobby McFerrin raped my grandmother."
What's his name?
She's called Daisy
steve simels - question for you - would you happen to have a good quality recording of Chumbawamba's Jesus H. Christ? My old bootleg tape of it is wearing out and I'd like to find it in digital format.
Jennifer | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 12:26 am | #
Good lord..
Sorry, no.
No love for the silly orange dog?
The Old Man From Scene 24
I'd prefer to share that with sittenpretty. Besides the whole hot lingerie thing, she has LOBSTER!
so ........howzzzzzzzzzzzzz all the peeps and peep critters tonite?
lobster fra diavlo
lobster
marinara sauce
and RED
PEPPA
sittenpretty,MCI SUCKS
And some wine, mayhap?
Did you know -- of course you do -- that there's an apparently high end live tape of the Band -- ie. the Hawks -- before Dylan, with the sixth guy (a sax player) at a club somewhere in the mid-60s in brilliant stereo. Two hours worth.
There's also a newly discovered eight-track of Jimi Hendrix played the Welsh national anthem.
Did you know -- of course you do -- that there's an apparently high end live tape of the Band -- ie. the Hawks -- before Dylan, with the sixth guy (a sax player) at a club somewhere in the mid-60s in brilliant stereo. Two hours worth.
Garth Hudson owns it and for whatever reason won't release it. One copy only. Don't think it's ever been bootlegged.
steve simels
No, Steve, I didn't know that. Was it recorded in Canada, or back in Arkansas?
BTW - rarest originals I played tonight -
Floyd Dixon - Please Don't Go (Specialty)
Jennell Hawkins - Don't Worry 'Bout Me (Dynamic)
Barbara George - You Talk About Love (AFO)
Wilson Pickett - Let Me Be Your Boy (Cub)
Good evening all.
As for Children of Men, I'm dubious of a marketing campaign that exclaims, "It's Blade Runner for the 21st Century!"
Really? It's a film whose original chopped up release is confusing and poorly received--long on style, short on substance--but yet will build a geeky cult following nevertheless, with a director's cut finally salvaging its reputation?
(And isn't such a claim just another way of saying that this is an unoriginal film?)
American Enterprise Institute Is Setting Policy for Iraq
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonl...1/6/94739/
99143
Good lord..
Porquoi?
It's most excellent, which is why it's almost worn out. I just now figured out what it was, since it came to me as a copy of a tape simply labelled with the band's name.
cocksuckers.
I've heard good things about children of men and intend to see it soon
so ........howzzzzzzzzzzzzz all the peeps and peep critters tonite?
lobster fra diavlo
lobster
marinara sauce
and RED
PEPPA
sittenpretty,MCI SUCKS
And some wine, mayhap?
mikeg | 01.07.07 - 12:31 am | #
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fruit of the vine ...chilled elitist chardonay ,okay?
Really? It's a film whose original chopped up release is confusing and poorly received--long on style, short on substance--but yet will build a geeky cult following nevertheless, with a director's cut finally salvaging its reputation?
Precisely.
You can't go too far wrong with hot lingerie and lobster
PlumP, that fucking rocked.
actually Im wearing this color
http://www2.victoriassecret.com/
...V245719_874.jpg
Had they any sense they'd call it the Neuromancer of the 21st century, but then that would imply depressingly that fertility medicine was the infotech of the 00s...
PlumP, that fucking rocked.
lipreader
at that time this was taped, around 1969, i guess Johnny had finished his drug addiction but Clapton was starting his!
American Enterprise Institute Is Setting Policy for Iraq - Richard
Nevermind going after the White House. AEI needs to be torched and wasted like Carthage.
Ice wine chocolates. They redefine sweet.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
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Good to know.
Should be mentioned twice.
Had they any sense they'd call it the Neuromancer of the 21st century,
Yeah, because William Gibson has had such good luck making it to the big screen.
"Johnny Mnemonic" was a masterwork.
I sense a petering-out. What's up?
actually Im wearing this color - sittenpretty
[swoons]
rorschach, 4th-Tier Atriot | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 12:36 am |
Naww, not cinematically, we mean conceptually. Right now you're being the Charles Lamb of this thread.
"Johnny Mnemonic" was a masterwork.
rorschach, 4th-Tier Atriot | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 12:36 am | #
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Henry Rollins !!!
"Johnny Mnemonic" was a masterwork.
You be funny guy.
Really, that has to be the worst adaptation evah.
"HIT ME!!" Bah.
A very nice, dark short story. A really, really stupid film.
Spocko is back up!
http://www.spockosbrain.com/
Goodnight to all*.
*Giants fans included.
Stax/Volt Revue, Live in Paris, vol 1&2
http://www.amazon.com/Stax-Volt-...ie=UTF8&
s=music
http://www.amazon.com/Stax-Volt-...ie=UTF8&
s=music
Greater soul hath no man.
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actually Im wearing this color
http://www2.victoriassecret.com/ ...V245719_874.jpg
sittenpretty,MCI SUCKS
Niiiiiice.
I love "Burning Chrome" though I think it would make a crappy film.
One of my favorite Gibson stories though.
actually Im wearing this color
I hope somebody else is looking at the clothes, because I can't take my eyes off the passion.
Johnny ... had mean, nasty Asian-type guys with weird weapons ... what else do you need ???
Shall we talk about ghosts again?
Shall we talk about ghosts again?
fourlegsgood, plushynurse
OoooOOoOoooooooooOOOOO
4Legs--I'd prefer we talk about plush, but that's up to you.
OoooOOoOoooooooooOOOOO
Sigh.
No one takes me seriously.
Shall we talk about ghosts again?
fourlegsgood, plushynurse
Show about something really scary.
Like clowns {{{shudder}}}.
Henry Rollins !!!
Doug Watts Blob
I met him in Houston one time. He was filming a horrible chase movie with Charlie Sheen and the original Buffy. What the hell was that movie called?
You know what would make either a crappy film or an illegal film or a creepily compelling film is Wm Burroughs' later work about barbarian homosexual pirate boys using the sex-torture-magick of the Bugi while they trip across time burning up civilization.
Spocko is back up
Huzzah!
Shall we talk about ghosts again?
fourlegsgood, plushynurse |
i don't believe in ghosts. or much else, for that matter.
You be funny guy.
Really, that has to be the worst adaptation evah.
Yes I be.
And yes, it does.
And Charles Lamb be dambed, kei & yuri!
Show about something really scary.
Like clowns {{{shudder}}}.
What about ghost clowns?
4Legs--I'd prefer we talk about plush, but that's up to you.
We can talk about Plush if you like.
Isn't it amazing the number of plushlife-ites who have bushy kitties?
Barry--no clowns!
I had to leave I don't know how many birthday parties as a kid because the clowns terrified me.
Dude! Thanks to Spocko, BSG cast as Simpsons characters!
What we, and Dionne Warwick, all need is a little Straight Talk Express:
[McCain]: I reject the notion that all Americans, or the majority of Americans just want us out of Iraq. Joe Lieberman would not have been re-elected in a very liberal state if that were the case.
What about ghost clowns?
Republican ghost clowns
Shall we talk about ghosts again?
fourlegsgood, plushynurse
Wheeeeere is my goooolden aaaarrrrrm?!
[McCain]: I reject the notion that all Americans, or the majority of Americans just want us out of Iraq. Joe Lieberman would not have been re-elected in a very liberal state if that were the case.
Yeah, cause Joe ran a strong stay-in-Iraq campaign.
I had to leave I don't know how many birthday parties as a kid because the clowns terrified me.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
two of my daughters were the same.
Ladies and gentlemen --
Cristina Aguilera on SNL!!!!
And she's not even actually singing!!!!
She sucks, but she can't even fake it
convicingly.
HAHAHAHAHA!
You know what would make either a crappy film or an illegal film or a creepily compelling film is Wm Burroughs' later work about barbarian homosexual pirate boys using the sex-torture-magick of the Bugi while they trip across time burning up civilization.
He was filming a horrible chase movie with Charlie Sheen and the original Buffy. What the hell was that movie called?
mikeg | 01.07.07 - 12:42 am |
The Chase.
What about ghost ass clowns ?
From Arizona ?
What about ghost clowns?
I popped into the mall this afternoon to get a battery put in my watch and I walked past this pathetic guy standing outside a kids store.
They were making him stand out there in clown make up making balloon animals to lure people into the store.
What a horrible job.
Insane Ghost Clown Posse.
no comment
Ghost Town
http://youtube.com/watch?v=28TeUbYvXS0
Well, ya could talk about parrots, if you were so inclined.
But me, I'm going to bed.
peace out.
Once again: thank you, Connecticut.
You know what would make either a crappy film or an illegal film or a creepily compelling film is Wm Burroughs' later work about barbarian homosexual pirate boys using the sex-torture-magick of the Bugi while they trip across time burning up civilization.
mikeg | 01.07.07 - 12:44 am | #
The Wild Boys would be good, but I think I'd prefer to see someone take on Cities of the Red Night.
I had to leave I don't know how many birthday parties as a kid because the clowns terrified me.
I was so poor, there WERE no clowns at the birthday parties I went to.
Lieberloser and McShame are the original, O.G., Ghost Ass Clown Posse.
Once again: thank you, Connecticut.
mikeg
Lieberman is a Republican ghost clown?
I was so poor, there WERE no clowns at the birthday parties I went to.
I guess I must have been poor, too...
McCain]: I reject the notion that all Americans, or the majority of Americans just want us out of Iraq. Joe Lieberman would not have been re-elected in a very liberal state if that were the case.
That's my boy Slappy. Any interviewer who let's that kind of garbage pass without call the speaker on it needs to be drowned, slowly.
The Chase.
I suppose that makes sense.
I thought it was called "The Car that Couldn't Slow Down".
Stax/Volt Revue, Live in Paris, vol 1&2
http://www.amazon.com/Stax-Volt-...ie=UTF8&
s=music
http://www.amazon.com/Stax-Volt-...ie=UTF8&
s=music
Greater soul hath no man.
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QuentinCompson | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 12:39 am | #
You got that right. my friend.
I can't wait to see David Lynch's Lost Highway again.
Robert Blake !!!!
Well, this conversation is NOT going in the direction I had hoped.
cocksuckers.
Olaf glad and big
Big talk. Let's see some action.
I was so poor, there WERE no clowns at the birthday parties I went to.
you went to birthday parties?
Well, this conversation is NOT going in the direction I had hoped.
And this is different from every other night how?
I was so poor, there WERE no clowns at the birthday parties I went to.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse
That's what uncles are for.
I thought it was called "The Car that Couldn't Slow Down".
mikeg
Or Duuuude, where's my brake?
steve simels - question for you - would you happen to have a good quality recording of Chumbawamba's Jesus H. Christ? My old bootleg tape of it is wearing out and I'd like to find it in digital format.
Jennifer
If it's Chumbawamba's Jesus in Vegas, try the iTunes store.
It's the version on the WYSIWYG LP.
That's what uncles are for.
Suit up, dude.
McCain]: I reject the notion that all Americans, or the majority of Americans just want us out of Iraq. Joe Lieberman would not have been re-elected in a very liberal state if that were the case.
Someone needs to rip that goiter off the side of his head and beat him until he shuts the fuck up.
I can't wait to see David Lynch's Lost Highway again.
Robert Blake !!!!
Doug Watts Blob
At long last, the second season of Twin Peaks will be released on DVD in April.
Lieberman is a Republican ghost clown?
I've never heard him described better, actually.
That's what uncles drinking Schaefer beer all day are for ...
4Legs--love of animals is a sign of someone truly human. Which is what liberals are all about.
Steely Dan was not into performing live and was solely a studio duo during its '70's heyday.
That's what uncles are for.
All of my uncles were either a) thousands of miles away, b) judges or c) air force officers who wouldn't be caught dead in a fucking clown suit.
you went to birthday parties?
LUXURY!
i used to lie awake at night dreaming of going to birthday parties.
Anybody care about eelpouts? The ocean is getting too warm:
http://rantsfromtherookery.blogs...al-
warming.html
Steely Dan did play "Bodhisatva" live at least once -- it was on a juke box at a pizza place I used to frequent. Rippin' version.
This can't possibly be real.
Come on.
McCain]: I reject the notion that all Americans, or the majority of Americans just want us out of Iraq. Joe Lieberman would not have been re-elected in a very liberal state if that were the case.
dirk--I really hated birthday parties. My mother made me go.
i used to lie awake at night dreaming of going to birthday parties.
The Old Man From Scene 24
we couldn't afford dreams. we used to have to go to the neighbors and beg them to dream for us.
I like eelpouts. wolf fish, too ... and especially lumpfish.
Well, this conversation is NOT going in the direction I had hoped.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse
Where would you like to go? I'll go with.
Senior Bush administration officials in Washington said that Mr. Khalilzad’s principal contact in Washington was Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, and that she gave the green light for Mr. Hussein to be turned over, despite the reservations of the military commanders in Baghdad. One official said that Ms. Rice was supported in that view by Stephen J. Hadley, Mr. Bush’s national security adviser.
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condi ,not just another pretty face
i really like johnny cash.
shawk - It's not Jesus in Vegas. Jesus H. Christ was pulled due to legal challenges by Paul McCartney, Abba, and others for sampling. Most of the material was eventually re-recorded minus the offending samples and released as the album Shhhh! What I have, I believe, is a recording of the mix sessions - there are multiple versions of several of the songs. Jesus H. Christ was released in a very limited vinyl edition by the band's own label. I really don't know how much this release might differ from the recording I have.
i used to lie awake at night dreaming of going to birthday parties.
Me too - then I'd wake up screaming and covered in cold sweat.
Once again, because not enough people are stoked about this, Simpsonized BSG.
That's what uncles are for.
For my tenth birthday party (which was a double feature with my best friend whose birthday was on the same day) my mother was in charge of getting the ice cream.
She got pistachio.
38 years later I am still mad.
Once again its a bad link
I really hated birthday parties. My mother made me go.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere |
i only remember going to 2 birthday parties. one was for the girl next door (debbie) when i was about 7. then her parents sued my parents over some property dispute and we weren't encouraged to play together.
the other one turned out badly.
*of course* McCain "rejects the notion.."- he desperately wants to be the next leader of the Republican Death Cult, & this is how it's going to be done.
simels -- true ... go to:
http://glenngreenwald.blogspot.com/
top post ...
i really like johnny cash.
Olaf glad and big
me too. I remember watching The Johnny Cash tv show with my dad growing up in the 70's. Rare good memories with him. He died one year ago.
That's what uncles are for.
Suit up, dude.
Eli
I was thinking more along the lines of "Drink up, dude."
"Sho how old're you? Shix? Shix?! Awww, you lucky bashtard! You...you...uh-oh...bleeeeargh!"
The kids then play pin the tail on the passed out uncle.
Simels: This can't possibly be real.
Come on.
yep, it can be...
and John Boner said the gophux expect to be treated with the same care as the Dems WOULD HAVE LIKED TO HAVE BEEN TREATED...
.
This can't possibly be real.
Come on.
I assure you that there is enough delusion between the two of those cocksuckers for that quote to be real.
Wes Clark OpEd
... What the surge would do, however, is put more American troops in harm's way, further undercut US forces' morale, and risk further alienation of elements of the Iraqi populace. American casualties would probably rise, at least temporarily, as more troops are on the streets; we saw this when the brigade from Alaska was extended and sent into Baghdad last summer. And even if the increased troop presence initially intimidates or frustrates the contending militias, it won't be long before they find ways to work around the obstacles to movement and neighbourhood searches, if they are still intent on pursuing the conflict. All of this is not much of an endorsement for a troop surge that will impose real pain on the already overstretched US forces.
...
The truth is that, however brutal the fighting in Iraq for our troops, the underlying problems are political. Vicious ethnic cleansing is under way right under the noses of our troops, as various factions fight for power and survival. In this environment security is unlikely to come from smothering the struggle with a blanket of forces - it cannot be smothered easily, for additional US efforts can stir additional resistance - but rather from more effective action to resolve the struggle at the political level. And the real danger of the troop surge is that it undercuts the urgency for the political effort. A new US ambassador might help, but, more fundamentally, the US and its allies need to proceed from a different approach within the region. The neocons' vision has failed.
...
http://
comment.independent.co.uk...icle2132496.ece
I think the icewine they reserve for the chocolates is from the lesser batches.
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Nothin' wrong with that. You'd figure that because it's mixed with chocolate, the lesser batches would be sufficient.
IT IS NOT A BAD LINK! YOU ARE A BAD LINKER! WAAAAAAAA!
I second John's rejection of that notion ...
-- Smoky Robinson.
She got pistachio.
38 years later I am still mad.
Dude, I'll be happy to take any surplus pistachio you might end up with.
She got pistachio.
38 years later I am still mad. - fourlegsgood, plushynurse
Coulda been worse, coulda been tutti fruiti.
At long last, the second season of Twin Peaks will be released on DVD in April.
Uncle Smokes | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 12:49 am | #
Unfairly maligned. David Duchovny as a transvestite.
And...the single best episode - THE WEASEL RIOT.
Brilliant.
Hope it has the commercial for the 2nd season...parody of the Wizard of Oz. Very funny.
The Iraqi al-Awol Udummy assures us we are winning in Iraq:
http://rantsfromtherookery.blogs...qi-al-
awol.html
I was thinking more along the lines of "Drink up, dude."
"Sho how old're you? Shix? Shix?! Awww, you lucky bashtard! You...you...uh-oh...bleeeeargh!"
The kids then play pin the tail on the passed out uncle.
That sounds an awful lot like Beelzebozo.
Steely Dan did play "Bodhisatva" live at least once -- it was on a juke box at a pizza place I used to frequent. Rippin' version.
Doug Watts Blob | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 12:51 am | #
I hate hate hate that fucking song!
Dude, I'll be happy to take any surplus pistachio you might end up with.
Did you like pistachio when you were 10?
Why the fuck didn't she get chocolate or vanilla like a normal mother?
Damn.
condi ,not just another pretty face
sittenpretty,MCI SUCKS | 01.07.07 - 12:53 am | #
not at all.
(an oldie but a goodie)
IT IS NOT A BAD LINK! YOU ARE A BAD LINKER! WAAAAAAAA!
Are you guys fucking high ALL the time or are you just insane?
Did you like pistachio when you were 10?
I think I've always like pistachio.
And rum raisin, yo ho ho.
4Legs--I'd have been traumatized by anything but vanilla.
The worst was when I went to a party with coconut cake. I hated coconut.
I cried when I was told I was being rude by not eating any.
Hope it has the commercial for the 2nd season...parody of the Wizard of Oz. Very funny.
I don't remember that, though I'm sure I must have seen it at the time.
38 years later I am still mad.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse |
time to let it go, dude.
for my tenth, i found out my folks were splitting.
I hate hate hate that fucking song!
rorschach, 4th-Tier Atriot | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 12:57 am | #
Those guys are not my favorites, that's for sure.
and spumoni. iirc.
And rum raisin, yo ho ho.
When i was 10 Rum Raisin was second only to Mint Chocolate Chip on my list of favorite ice cream flavors.
Has everybody here been traumatized by a dessert? I want to hear the stories.
Projection suggests that you are the one that is high, as does Ugathoraxicil, our humanoid fungal time-travelling Mexican guest. The Mexican we don't mind but we never liked thallids...
4Legs--I'd have been traumatized by anything but vanilla.
The worst was when I went to a party with coconut cake. I hated coconut.
I cried when I was told I was being rude by not eating any.
My dad once tried to convince me that all he could get for my birthday was a small chocolate cake that said "Happy Birthday, Chuck."
25 minutes, roundtrip -- ~4 miles.
.
4Legs--I'd have been traumatized by anything but vanilla.
The worst was when I went to a party with coconut cake. I hated coconut.
I cried when I was told I was being rude by not eating any.
Oh dear. Seriously. You've having a birthday party, have chocolate or vanilla cake and chocolate, vanilla and strawberry ice cream.
Sheesh.
condi ,not just another pretty face
sittenpretty,MCI SUCKS | 01.07.07 - 12:53 am | #
not at all.
(an oldie but a goodie)
dirk gently, sociopathetic | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 12:57 am | #
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thank god shes partial to ferragamos
she really is TOO DUMB to tie her shoes
Mmm, spumoni...
I hate hate hate that fucking song!
rorschach, 4th-Tier Atriot | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 12:57 am | #
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he hates everything i like ...
i used to like hot fudge sundaes with bubble gum, peppermint stick and black raspberry ice cream ...
My dad once tried to convince me that all he could get for my birthday was a small chocolate cake that said "Happy Birthday, Chuck."
Now that's just mean.
And...the single best episode - THE WEASEL RIOT.
Brilliant.
...
steve simels
That's the episode where, after much prodding from a coworker, I finally started watching the show. I fell in love with it immediately, and then learned the disappointment of getting all geeky about a show that was about to be cancelled.
Now that's just mean.
My dad is... strange. But he means well.
Once my sister wrapped up a used stuffed toy to give me for my birthday.....
The only drug I do is Mycoxaflopin.
Neil Young on The Johnny Cash Show in 1971. Johnny's intro is great
http://youtube.com/watch?v=p1_Y7RkXdpA
Hey Richard/Thers, I see now you are trolling on Shoe's AC articles, going on about how you are gay and how you love Shoe's hair.
He is NOT INTERESTED. And stop trolling bloggingpoints with your anti-gay crap.
You need to get a life.
time to let it go, dude.
Well, she's still pulling crap like that.
Of course she's moved on to more serious matters than ice cream flavors.
Like wanting to send my mentally ill brother to live with me, knowing he won't have any health insurance in this state.
Yay! Relief is HERE!!!!
i barfed up cotton candy on the merry go round at Lincoln Park, Rhode Island when I was 8.
*sniff* You don't like my al-Awol Udummy joke?
http://rantsfromtherookery.blogs...qi-al-
awol.html
I... I worked so hard stealing this pic from the tubal internety googles....
That Twin Peaks music. Just thinking about it is making it get foggy outside.
Oh wait, that's ice cream on my glasses - nevermind.
-
My dad is... strange. But he means well. - Eli
And he knew you were trying,
very.
My dad is... strange. But he means well.
Well, okay then.
And he knew you were trying,
very.
bo | 01.07.07 - 1:03 am
shouldn't that be very trying?
my dad would pop out his top plate of false teeth with his tongue when you least expected it ...
Once my sister wrapped up a used stuffed toy to give me for my birthday.....
ellroon, hair afire |
my four brothers and i used to torture our much younger sister by giving her "special" xmas presents, starting when she was about 4. wrapping a toilet brush or dirty sneaker and presenting it to her with a flourish. once it was a disposable diaper with melted hershey kisses.
we stopped doing it when she was grown, and i remember how disappointed she was the first year she didn't get something like that.
The only drug I do is Mycoxaflopin. - mikeg
Ole!
:sniffwhimper: no emoticons :sniffwhimper:
we stopped doing it when she was grown, and i remember how disappointed she was the first year she didn't get something like that.
dirk gently, sociopathetic
Your sister is wonderful.
my dad would pop out his top plate of false teeth with his tongue when you least expected it ...
I remember my dad in a restaurant, pantomiming plucking a hair from his head and then threading it through his ears.
He also taught me the bending-the-spoon-on-the-table trick.
Has everybody here been traumatized by a dessert? I want to hear the stories.
Either by a dessert or by a birthday party.
Or a clown.
What they are too stupid to realize is that one "glorious victory" of theirs was almost certainly a result of a Karl Rove dirty trick. The fucks can't win unless the game is rigged in their favor.
Richard
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And if you think about it, how many "victories" have they had since Joe Wilson's op ed was published. Not many, if any.
shouldn't that be very trying? - ellroon, hair afire
Intentionally fractured syntax.
we stopped doing it when she was grown, and i remember how disappointed she was the first year she didn't get something like that.
I remember feeling very honored when I got the atrocious fish-shaped bottle-opener that had been circulating around my stepmother's family for decades.
Now that's just mean.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse |
one year all my brothers snuck downstairs early christmas morning and hid all my presents. they took a picture of me in my dr dentons crying my eyes out, that my mother still hauls out every xmas and says "look what you did to poor dirk!" (only she uses my real name)
when my brother was 12 he shot my father's .308 rifle through a stack of magazines in the cellar. the bullet almost blew a hole through the cellar door.
he and i were shocked.
we never got caught.
That Twin Peaks music. Just thinking about it is making it get foggy outside.
Angelo Badalamenti.
Fun to say too.
Your sister is wonderful.
ellroon, hair afire
she is indeed.
I'm dead.
Wrapped in plastic.
Has everybody here been traumatized by a dessert? I want to hear the stories.
I can't even imagine being traumatized by a dessert, although this girl I went to high school with did tell me about this time she had some kind of frappucino/hot chocolate kind of thing with a bunch of maggots at the bottom of the cup.
Doug - My great-grandmother used to do that. Mom said when they were kids they would all scream when she did it and run away.
She came to visit us when I was 4, and called me into the bathroom, showed me how she took her teeth out and put them in the glass for cleaning...then said, "come back later and I'll show you how I put them back in." According to great-grandma, I just looked at her and said, "Grandma, do your hands come off too?" Mom said that really got her...not only did the kid not run screaming away, but didn't even get upset by the prospect that she was completely disassemblable.
when my brother was 12 he shot my father's .308 rifle through a stack of magazines in the cellar. the bullet almost blew a hole through the cellar door.
he and i were shocked.
You coulda put your eye out!!
Has everybody here been traumatized by a dessert? I want to hear the stories.
I'm eating chocolate mailed to me by Echidne, which is driving all thoughts of earlier desserts from my head...
Has everybody here been traumatized by a dessert? I want to hear the stories.
mikeg
My first (and last) Brazil nut was an unpleasant experience.
Well, you wonder why I always dress in black
Why you never see bright colors on my back
And why does my appearance seem to have a somber tone
Well, there's a reason for the things that I have on
I wear the black for the poor and the beaten down
Livin' in the hopeless, hungry side of town
I wear it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime
But is there because he's a victim of the times
I wear the black for those who never read
Or listened to the words that jesus said
About the road to happiness through love and charity
Why, you'd think he's talking straight to you and me
Well, we're doin' mighty fine, I do suppose
In our streak of lightnin' cars and fancy clothes
But just so we're reminded of the ones who are held back
Up front there ought 'a be a man in black
I wear it for the sick and lonely old
For the reckless ones whose bad trip left them cold
I wear the black in mournin' for the lives that could have been
Each week we lose a hundred fine young men
And, I wear it for the thousands who have died
Believen' that the lord was on their side
I wear it for another hundred thousand who have died
Believen' that we all were on their side
Well, there's things that never will be right I know
And things need changin' everywhere you go
But 'til we start to make a move to make a few things right
You'll never see me wear a suit of white
Ah, I'd love to wear a rainbow every day
And tell the world that everything's ok
But I'll try to carry off a little darkness on my back
'Till things are brighter, I'm the man in black
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Angelo Badalamenti.
Fun to say too.
He did a really good collaboration album with Tim Booth of James, called "Booth And The Bad Angel". I recommend.
the vice president,shot a man in the face...really
Evening, er, Morning all.
Stomped on any mice today?
I can't even imagine being traumatized by a dessert, although this girl I went to high school with did tell me about this time she had some kind of frappucino/hot chocolate kind of thing with a bunch of maggots at the bottom of the cup.
Oh, GAH.
That's horrible.
Okay, Miss Thang ain't gonne show, I've decided. So... where's the Mexican cathouse here in West Gnashvegas?
.
when my brother was 12 he shot my father's .308 rifle through a stack of magazines in the cellar. the bullet almost blew a hole through the cellar door.
he and i were shocked.
we never got caught.
Doug Watts Blob
Nobody saw the blast on the door?
Also, there was one Halloween where I gorged on so much chocolate that it literally put me off chocolate completely for years.
My dad finally coaxed me back with Hershey's Special Dark.
Has everybody here been traumatized by a dessert?
i've been traumatized by pretty much everything BUT dessert.
that's one thing we always took seriously.
U. S. Army urges dead to re-enlist (BBC News)
Heckuva job, etc., etc.
Has everybody here been traumatized by a dessert? I want to hear the stories.
I make baklava that is so good that the lack of it has traumatized many of my friends.
I guess I was kinda traumatized by it, since it got me hired on as a dessert chef at the local Middle Eastern restaurant, but then the revised their quantity demands, so I had to quit...
I'm eating chocolate mailed to me by Echidne, which is driving all thoughts of earlier desserts from my head...
I got all kinds of chocolates for christmas, and oddly, I don't feel like eating any of them.
I must be ill or something.
my dad's friend Albie Titcomb had no teeth and would pick a hard apple off a tree and eat it ... and it would crunnnnch ...
me and my brother thought that was the koolest ...
I'm dead.
Wrapped in plastic.
laura palmer
.kcab dneb smra ym semitemoS
Has everybody here been traumatized by a dessert? I want to hear the stories.
Someone plopped down a fat slice of Tiramisu in front of me and said "You'll love this!" It was heavily dusted with what I foolishly assumed was powdered cocoa, but turned out to be INCREDIBLY stale instant coffee.
I make baklava that is so good that the lack of it has traumatized many of my friends.
Ooooh. I love baklava.
You need to get a life.
annieangel | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 1:03 am | #
Just blow me, okay?
By which I mean again.
Thanks.
I got all kinds of chocolates for christmas, and oddly, I don't feel like eating any of them.
I must be ill or something.
I'll send you my address.
4Legs--place them at Echidne's altar. She appreciates such offerings.
.kcab dneb smra ym semitemoS
.elyts ni kcab gnimoc si ekil ouy mug tahT
Also, there was one Halloween where I gorged on so much chocolate that it literally put me off chocolate completely for years.
That's odd.
We gorged on chocolate EVERY year and it never put me off chocolate for more than a few hours.
I make baklava that is so good that the lack of it has traumatized many of my friends.
Ooooh. I love baklava.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 1:11 am | #
One of the owners of that Middle Eastern restaurant had lived in Turkey for five years, and she said that my baklava was the best she'd ever had.
The recipe is a closely guarded secret...
Has everybody here been traumatized by a dessert? I want to hear the stories.
Traumatized?
Not by dessert.
In fact, I just chowed down a rather large piece of peanut butter/chocolate fudge I made thursday.
It was heavily dusted with what I foolishly assumed was powdered cocoa, but turned out to be INCREDIBLY stale instant coffee.
zut | 01.07.07 - 1:11 am | #
:D :D :D
now that i'm too old and depressed to be further traumatized - my daughter made me a special b'day cake last year: white trash tiramasu. twinkies soaked in kalua with instant coffee crystals on top.
Speaking of chocolate, I finally got the opportunity to visit a Trader Joe's while I was in Atlanta. Some fellow Atriot needs to step up to the plate and offer to go to the Joe's in their area and stock up on Joe's dark chocolate covered pretzels for me and mail them to me. I'll send a check for whatever it costs - they're that good.
U. S. Army urges dead to re-enlist (BBC News)
Heckuva job, etc., etc.
Dr. Wu
It's the new zombie army!!
Nobody saw the blast on the door?
ellroon, hair afire | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 1:10 am | #
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We used the cellar door for a bow and arrow target too, so it was all banged up and chipped already. the bullet hole sort of blended in. it was a big huge old wooden door.
Okay...going to sleep.
Talk to y'all on the morrow.
We gorged on chocolate EVERY year and it never put me off chocolate for more than a few hours.
I overdid it A LOT.
Still don't like chocolate ice cream, although I'm not sure I ever did.
I have Hershey's Kisses, two kinds: Almond, and Peanut Buttah.
I only got them because I ate the asst. dean's mini-stocking full of them one day when I was poor and hungry. I figure I should replenish them before he comes back on Wednesday.
.
I like McCain.
I'll send you my address.
I'm sure I'll recover.
Well, you wonder why I always dress in black
Why you never see bright colors on my back
And why does my appearance seem to have a somber tone
Well, there's a reason for the things that I have on
*******
I wear the black for the poor and the beaten down
Livin' in the hopeless, hungry side of town
I wear it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime
But is there because he's a victim of the times
****************
I wear the black for those who never read
Or listened to the words that jesus said
About the road to happiness through love and charity
Why, you'd think he's talking straight to you and me
****************
Well, we're doin' mighty fine, I do suppose
In our streak of lightnin' cars and fancy clothes
But just so we're reminded of the ones who are held back
Up front there ought 'a be a man in black
***************
I wear it for the sick and lonely old
For the reckless ones whose bad trip left them cold
I wear the black in mournin' for the lives that could have been
Each week we lose a hundred fine young men
*****************
And, I wear it for the thousands who have died
Believen' that the lord was on their side
I wear it for another hundred thousand who have died
Believen' that we all were on their side
*****************
Well, there's things that never will be right I know
And things need changin' everywhere you go
But 'til we start to make a move to make a few things right
You'll never see me wear a suit of white
*****************
Ah, I'd love to wear a rainbow every day
And tell the world that everything's ok
But I'll try to carry off a little darkness on my back
'Till things are brighter, I'm the man in black
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Truamatic desserts:
Not as a kid, but as an adult, my wife's kinship/social ties obligied us to go to brithday parties, where there was always a god-awful cake with a "mocha" icing that had to be instant coffee beaten into pure lard. There were also peculiar blanc mange things that frequently featured corn.
Truamatic desserts:
Not as a kid, but as an adult, my wife's kinship/social ties obligied us to go to brithday parties, where there was always a god-awful cake with a "mocha" icing that had to be instant coffee beaten into pure lard. There were also peculiar blanc mange things that frequently featured corn.
Still don't like chocolate ice cream, although I'm not sure I ever did.
Eli | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 1:14 am | #
I like it sometimes, though my favorite flavor is vanilla.
Paw! Paw!
We used the cellar door for a bow and arrow target too, so it was all banged up and chipped already. the bullet hole sort of blended in. it was a big huge old wooden door.
I managed to put an arrow splinter through the skin of my hand when I was 12. I was pretty calm about it.
I got all kinds of chocolates for christmas, and oddly, I don't feel like eating any of them.
I must be ill or something.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse
You are caring for a fuzzpuff and it's hard to give yourself treats. Big hugs to you.
I'm sure I'll recover.
Why take chances?
Jeffraham--peanut butter kisses are teh best!
Paw! Paw!
that's Mark.
I'll tell Micah you said hi.
The recipe is a closely guarded secret...
Oh, I don't want the recipe.
I'm far too lazy to make it.
Well, you wonder why I always dress in black
Why you never see bright colors on my back
And why does my appearance seem to have a somber tone
Well, there's a reason for the things that I have on
****************
I wear the black for the poor and the beaten down
Livin' in the hopeless, hungry side of town
I wear it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime
But is there because he's a victim of the times
***************
I wear the black for those who never read
Or listened to the words that jesus said
About the road to happiness through love and charity
Why, you'd think he's talking straight to you and me
**********************
Well, we're doin' mighty fine, I do suppose
In our streak of lightnin' cars and fancy clothes
But just so we're reminded of the ones who are held back
Up front there ought 'a be a man in black
*********************************
I wear it for the sick and lonely old
For the reckless ones whose bad trip left them cold
I wear the black in mournin' for the lives that could have been
Each week we lose a hundred fine young men
*************************
And, I wear it for the thousands who have died
Believen' that the lord was on their side
I wear it for another hundred thousand who have died
Believen' that we all were on their side
********************
Well, there's things that never will be right I know
And things need changin' everywhere you go
But 'til we start to make a move to make a few things right
You'll never see me wear a suit of white
***********************
Ah, I'd love to wear a rainbow every day
And tell the world that everything's ok
But I'll try to carry off a little darkness on my back
'Till things are brighter, I'm the man in black
Either by a dessert or by a birthday party.
Or a clown.
Someone must have hit the trifecta. Horrible birthday clown pie accident? Anyone?
Sallyh: Jeffraham--peanut butter kisses are teh best!
I like them, but I like the crunch of the almond ones... mmmmm.
.
We used the cellar door for a bow and arrow target too, so it was all banged up and chipped already. the bullet hole sort of blended in. it was a big huge old wooden door.
Doug Watts Blob
That is hilarious. I hope everyone opened that door with plenty of caution...
You are caring for a fuzzpuff and it's hard to give yourself treats. Big hugs to you.
Well, that's true.
THough he is being a model patient.
Dark chocolate prevents cancer. And red wine.
And something else good . . . oh yeah, blueberries.
Dark-chocolate-covered blueberries with a cabernet - garcon!
-
I managed to put an arrow splinter through the skin of my hand when I was 12. I was pretty calm about it.
Eli
I stapled my thumb once.... and why is Olaf bursting into song so much?
white trash tiramasu. twinkies soaked in kalua with instant coffee crystals on top.
If I knew what I was about to dig into and had smoked a joint beforehand, I can imagine actually eating one of those. It's the surprise factor that traumatizes us -- like when I was 4 and gulped vodka thinking that it was water.
Someone must have hit the trifecta. Horrible birthday clown pie accident? Anyone?
This one year, when I got to the bottom of my slice of birthday cake, I found a clown nose. And I realized that the icing was actually greasepaint.
Dark chocolate prevents cancer. And red wine.
I'm eating Tanzania dark chocolate and drinking Syrah.
Still feel like hell, though...
There were also peculiar blanc mange things that frequently featured corn.
That just sounds regrettable.
Another childhood dessert trauma.
Sometimes my mom would add raisons to the toll house cookies and not tell us.
Horrors!!
I'm far too lazy to make it.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 1:17 am | #
I often am, as well.
I didn't make it nearly all of last year, but then made it twice in one week, for Adventskaffee in December.
when i was in eighth grade this kid Curtis Pomeroy put staples into his knuckles to impress a girl in our drafting class ...
Well, you wonder why I always dress in black
Why you never see bright colors on my back
And why does my appearance seem to have a somber tone
Well, there's a reason for the things that I have on
I wear the black for the poor and the beaten down
Livin' in the hopeless, hungry side of town
I wear it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime
But is there because he's a victim of the times
I wear the black for those who never read
0r listened to the words that jesus said
About the road to happiness through love and charity
Why, you'd think he's talking straight to you and me
Well, we're doin' mighty fine, I do suppose
In our streak of lightnin' cars and fancy clothes
But just so we're reminded of the ones who are held back
Up front there ought 'a be a man in black
I wear it for the sick and lonely old
For the reckless ones whose bad trip left them cold
I wear the black in mournin' for the lives that could have been
Each week we lose a hundred fine young men
And, I wear it for the thousands who have died
Believen' that the lord was on their side
I wear it for another hundred thousand who have died
Believen' that we all were on their side
Well, there's things that never will be right I know
And things need changin' everywhere you go
But 'til we start to make a move to make a few things right
You'll never see me wear a suit of white
Ah, I'd love to wear a rainbow every day
And tell the world that everything's ok
But I'll try to carry off a little darkness on my back
'Till things are brighter, I'm the man in black
--------------------------------------------------
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fuck all y'all.
.kcab dneb smra ym semitemoS
.elyts ni kcab gnimoc si ekil ouy mug tahT
Eli
!kcor s'teL
nytol
Sometimes my mom would add raisons to the toll house cookies and not tell us.
Vous avez raison!
This one year, when I got to the bottom of my slice of birthday cake, I found a clown nose. And I realized that the icing was actually greasepaint.
Eli
You are sure they just didn't grind up a clown for cake?
ellroon: I stapled my thumb once....
I watched as my dad sawed about 1/2" into his thumbnail with a circular saw, cutting a sheet of playwood. "I don't need no clamps!"
.
Sometimes my mom would add raisons to the toll house cookies and not tell us.
D'etre?
Them's the worst kind of raisons in existence.
enough red wine prevents memory of drinking red wine ...
You are sure they just didn't grind up a clown for cake?
What I'm sayin'!
Richard jerks off in sandpaper. He claims it feels like his mamas snatch, and he jsut loves his mamas snatch.
I stapled my thumb once
I dremeled mine, with the little saw blade. Top down, from the tip of the nail towards the knuckle.
I'll send a check for whatever it costs - they're that good.
Jennifer - 1:13 am
email me your snail address and i can do it...
konopelli at hotmail dot com...
/
Has everybody here been traumatized by a dessert? I want to hear the stories.
mikeg
Wasn't dessert, but I was having dinner across the street, and they had something called "spoon bread".
Awful stuff.
when i was in eighth grade this kid Curtis Pomeroy put staples into his knuckles to impress a girl in our drafting class ...
Doug Watts Blob
So...after throwing up, was she impressed?
Vous avez raison!
Oh, damn.
Raisins. Otherwise known as "roach bodies."
Hate the fuckers.
Jesus, Olaf, we get it already.
I watched as my dad sawed about 1/2" into his thumbnail with a circular saw, cutting a sheet of playwood. "I don't need no clamps!"
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Jeffraham Prestonian
Gah!
Richard only eats worms. He claims they remind him of his daddys dingdong. He loves dingdongs, anyones, but the only snatch for him belongs to his mama.
Raisins. Otherwise known as "roach bodies."
I like raisins, but one of my favorite Garfield cartoons has the punchline "I just killed a fly somewhere on your raisin toast."
Wasn't dessert, but I was having dinner across the street, and they had something called "spoon bread".
I don't think I want to know what that is.
I watched as my dad sawed about 1/2" into his thumbnail with a circular saw, cutting a sheet of playwood. "I don't need no clamps!"
I used to do construction work with the most accident-prone man in the world. I swear, every day he'd give himself another gaping flesh wound.
bitches. all i am trying to do is to podt the lyrics of a great song by johnny cash called "the man in black". bitches.
I stapled my thumb once
I dremeled mine, with the little saw blade. Top down, from the tip of the nail towards the knuckle.
Phila, Fucking Libtard | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 1:22 am | #
Ouch. I did stapled my thumb once.
A cousin of mine once tripped and the nail gun he was carrying planted a nail into his ankle. He's still got the X-Rays of that.
I dremeled mine, with the little saw blade. Top down, from the tip of the nail towards the knuckle.
Phila, Fucking Libtard
Ouch! Has it healed?
So...after throwing up, was she impressed?
ellroon, hair afire | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 1:22 am | #
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I can't believe I remember this, but it was a girl named Karen Porter, who was quite pretty. She didn't throw up but learned yet another lesson about "creepy guy syndrome."
I stapled my thumb once
I jammed my shoulder with my sawed-off shotgun.
I did NOT post photos of me in my underwear to be IGNORED by the likes of y'all!
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Wasn't dessert, but I was having dinner across the street, and they had something called "spoon bread".
Marry, he must have a long spoon that would sup with the devil.
That was one of my lines in Comedy Of Errors.
Richard one fisted himself all the way to the elbow. True story.
The rocket fuel mishap left very distinctive blast marks in the shop.
It was pretty, and very quick.
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Rolling in dogshit does wonders for my complexion.
well pleasant dreams attend your slumbers, friendz...
ah eez outta hyar!
I like raisins, but one of my favorite Garfield cartoons has the punchline "I just killed a fly somewhere on your raisin toast."
Well, the point is that NONE of her five children liked raisins.
I don't know why she didn't just make most of the batch plain, and then add some raisins into the last sheet of cookies.
Rather than hear us all scream and barf.
Sometimes my mom would add raisons to the toll house cookies and not tell us.
my mom is famous for her substitution. like "it called for a cup of crushed walnuts, but i didn't have any so i used peanut brittle."
Sometimes my mom would add raisons to the toll house cookies and not tell us.
Your mother had a blind spot in the old dessert department, didn't she?
I used to do construction work with the most accident-prone man in the world. I swear, every day he'd give himself another gaping flesh wound.
Phila, Fucking Libtard
That wonderful depressing poster that goes something like:
Maybe your life is going to teach others how not to live
Ouch! Has it healed?
ellroon, hair afire | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 1:24 am | #
Long since. This was when I was 11.
Richard likes to eat his own poop.
my mom is famous for her substitution. like "it called for a cup of crushed walnuts, but i didn't have any so i used peanut brittle."
That was her? Oh, man.
No power tools involved in this tale, but I once presented a paper on WWII novels at a conference the day after my lovely cat Tista decided to rip my arm open from wrist to elbow (pissed because I'd been travelling too much).
The bandage certainly helped garner attention, especially as I gesture a lot while talking.
I used to do construction work with the most accident-prone man in the world. I swear, every day he'd give himself another gaping flesh wound.
Phila, Fucking Libtard | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 1:24 am | #
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there seems to be one on every job site. usually dope smokers, other times just dumb as two by sixes. they like to use nail guns FOR EVERYTHING !!!
I used to do construction work with the most accident-prone man in the world. I swear, every day he'd give himself another gaping flesh wound.
He must look like one of the extras from the film "Monster Man" by now.
(sallyh will appreciate that)
Namestealers like Richard weren't hugged enough as children. His mama wasn't into foreplay.
Whacked the tip of a finger off once, cutting up vegetables.
New Henckel chef's knife, sharp as hell, just took that sucker clean off. Lifted it off the blade and took it to the hospital.
That was the easy part. Trying not to jump and run screaming away when they put the needle in the wound to anesthetize it so they could sew the bit of flesh back on: that was hard.
Then there was the time I had two ingrown toenails cut out on the same day, and still went to the theater that night to see the first Michael Keaton "Batman" movie.
It was my birthday. I wasn't going to miss it.
there seems to be one on every job site. usually dope smokers, other times just dumb as two by sixes. they like to use nail guns FOR EVERYTHING !!!
Doug Watts Blob
Here, lemme open my beer...
Richard likes to stick things up his bumhole. Once he stuck a cucumber up there and it fell right back out again. Now he uses watermelons.
I used to do construction work with the most accident-prone man in the world. I swear, every day he'd give himself another gaping flesh wound.
Worse than the kid at my summer camp who managed to sprain his neck while LYING ON HIS BUNK?
That was her? Oh, man.
mikeg | 01.07.07 - 1:27 am | #
the funny thing is, it almost always turns out great. "i ran out of cranberries, so i used strawberry jam"
That wonderful depressing poster that goes something like:
Maybe your life is going to teach others how not to live
ellroon, hair afire | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 1:26 am | #
I'll never forget the day he was carrying a brand-new toilet, and somehow managed to run it into something so that it shattered in his arms, and gashed one arm to the bone. He was hopping around, spraying blood everywhere, and saying "I hate thins fucking work. I've gotta stop doing this fucking work!"
He'd been at it for years. Always smoked a couple of joints before he started, too.
It was my birthday. I wasn't going to miss it.
Rmj, Street Credentialed
Oh my. Does your fingertip have sensation?
Your mother had a blind spot in the old dessert department, didn't she?
Honestly? she was just a little selfish. She made stuff she liked.
Which was fine, but not for birthdays.
I did NOT post photos of me in my underwear to be IGNORED by the likes of y'all!
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Jeffraham Prestonian | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 1:24 am | #
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I don't see any underwear ...
George W. Asshole is the first human to ever attempt to shove an entire planet up his ass, y'know.
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I forgot to mention they had to deaden both toes, too, which took a needle in the end of each one, and some patience as the fluid was injected.
Medical procedures are such fun.
Richard likes to watch his parents have sex, sometimes he even joins in. But only when his mama is on her rag. She makes him lick up all the "nice red mama juice."
I'm dub enough to think richard's hear.
4Legs--indeed I do
Oh my. Does your fingertip have sensation?
ellroon, hair afire |
Oh, yeah. In the right light you can still see the part that was cut off.
Hey Jeff, don't make me start on you, I'm only here for Richard. >
Worse than the kid at my summer camp who managed to sprain his neck while LYING ON HIS BUNK?
Holy crap!!
Now aren't you guys glad I'm around?
I mention ghosts, and next thing you know we're talking about cookies and construction accidents.
Doug Watts Blob: I don't see any underwear ...
I was wearing it, I swear!
Besides, I said, "I did NOT post photos..."
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I managed to slice into a finger while chopping onions. That hurt. A lot.
"I hate thins fucking work. I've gotta stop doing this fucking work!"
He'd been at it for years. Always smoked a couple of joints before he started, too.
Phila, Fucking Libtard | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 1:29 am | #
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Oh god. That's eerie. I've done construction with people like that. I would say, no, I'll go up the ladders and finish the peaks. You stay down here.
4Legs--indeed I do
That was a great film.
Sci fi has been pathetic since then. Hmmmffphhff.
there seems to be one on every job site. usually dope smokers, other times just dumb as two by sixes.
my brother sawed off three fingers on a table saw (surgeons were able to reattach them). turns out, iirc, he had a mild form of seizures where he would just go blank for a moment. no one knew until he sued sears for faulty guards on the saw, and he had to get examined.
or that's how i remember it, anyway.
I mention ghosts, and next thing you know we're talking about cookies and construction accidents.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse
You mentioned ghosts again?
George W. Asshole is the first human to ever attempt to shove an entire planet up his ass, y'know.
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Jeffraham Prestonian
And just to get a fart joke out of it...tectonic shifts, my ass...
Oh dear. It looks like I shouldn't mention my various almost-serious bandsaw wounds.
missannieangel
who is richard?
Richards mama is a bisexual, so sometimes Richard dresses like a girl, and lets him mama lick his big brown eye. She pretends its a vagina. That's just wrong.
I don't see any underwear ...
Made ya look!
Made me look too...
2 hits minimum for JP.
Holy crap!!
He was actually talking to me at the time, probably about how many times he'd broken his wrist and other parts. It was surreal.
Medical procedures are such fun.
Rmj, Street Credentialed | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 1:29 am | #
Ever had anyone peer into your bladder? I remember sitting in the chair, staring out of boredom at a strange-looking metal rod about a quarter-inch in diameter, and suddenly worrying that it was what they intended to stick up my urethra.
Then I thought, "No way. There's absolutely no way."
But there was.
Richard is a troll who trolls and namesteals. He has no life and exists to lie on the floor while his mama gives him a nice hot pee shower.
Talking to a troll... get a rope.
Then there was the time I had two ingrown toenails cut out on the same day, and still went to the theater that night to see the first Michael Keaton "Batman" movie.
It was my birthday. I wasn't going to miss it.
Oy.
4Legs--adding raisins to Toll House cookies is a crime against man and nature.
I managed to slice into a finger while chopping onions. That hurt. A lot.
The Old Man From Scene 24
Nature's way of telling you to chop slower.
Oh dear. It looks like I shouldn't mention my various almost-serious bandsaw wounds.
You know the Shins are the musical guests on SNL next week, right?
I just want to say, that if any employee of Speed Network is reading.
The Paris-Dakar Rally is on right now, and a television network, ostensibly dedicated to all things auto racing, is not fucking covering it.
Fuckers.
Damn, I missed Woody's reply. Oh well, I'll email him.
Speaking of dumb construction guys, our company used to have one who walled himself into a closet with drywall, with all his tools, and couldn't get out. Seems he couldn't remember where the door was supposed to go. So he called for help with his cell phone.
Richard is a troll who trolls and namesteals. He has no life and exists to lie on the floor while his mama gives him a nice hot pee shower.
Sounds like NTodd.
Oh god. That's eerie. I've done construction with people like that. I would say, no, I'll go up the ladders and finish the peaks. You stay down here.
Doug Watts Blob | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 1:31 am | #
This guy fell through a skylight. Not once, mind you, but twice.
He was actually talking to me at the time, probably about how many times he'd broken his wrist and other parts. It was surreal.
That's just weird.
Yes, I am off my meds. Whjy dew you askk?
Oh my. Does your fingertip have sensation?
ellroon, hair afire | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 1:29 am | #
mrs g told me a story she saw on one of these medical miracles shows. guy lost his arm, still felt horrible pain where it used to be. docs tried everything until finally one came up with this idea: they sat him at a table with his good arm out, set up mirrors so it looked to him like two arms were on the table. his brain finally stopped trying to clench the muscles in the missing one.
metal rod about a quarter-inch in diameter, and suddenly worrying that it was what they intended to stick up my urethra.
Then I thought, "No way. There's absolutely no way."
But there was.
thanks. Now I'll never go to a doctor's office ever again.
You know the Shins are the musical guests on SNL next week, right?
Thank Ba'al for Tivo--only he knows what I'm doing up this late.
Sounds like NTodd.
Lucas McCain (teh Rifleman) | 01.07.07 - 1:34 am | #
It was kinda nice that everyone was ignoring shoeannie. Let's go back to it, shall we?
Well, you wonder why I always dress in black
Why you never see bright colors on my back
And why does my appearance seem to have a somber tone
Well, there's a reason for the things that I have on
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I wear the black for the poor and the beaten down
Livin' in the hopeless, hungry side of town
I wear it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime
But is there because he's a victim of the times
*****************************
I wear the black for those who never read
Or listened to the words that jesus said
About the road to happiness through love and charity
Why, you'd think he's talking straight to you and me
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Well, we're doin' mighty fine, I do suppose
In our streak of lightnin' cars and fancy clothes
But just so we're reminded of the ones who are held back
Up front there ought 'a be a man in black
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I wear it for the sick and lonely old
For the reckless ones whose bad trip left them cold
I wear the black in mournin' for the lives that could have been
Each week we lose a hundred fine young men
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And, I wear it for the thousands who have died
Believen' that the lord was on their side
I wear it for another hundred thousand who have died
Believen' that we all were on their side
*********************************
Well, there's things that never will be right I know
And things need changin' everywhere you go
But 'til we start to make a move to make a few things right
You'll never see me wear a suit of white
********************O
Ah, I'd love to wear a rainbow every day
And tell the world that everything's ok
But I'll try to carry off a little darkness on my back
'Till things are brighter, I'm the man in black
**************************
I mention ghosts, and next thing you know we're talking about cookies and construction accidents.
There's a logic there, but one that no single person could ever hope to understand.
metal rod about a quarter-inch in diameter, and suddenly worrying that it was what they intended to stick up my urethra.
Then I thought, "No way. There's absolutely no way."
But there was.
Gah! Yargh!
Then again... one word: "Panoscopy."
But there was.
Phila, Fucking Libtard
Went to a proctologist for the first time, and he "massaged" my prostate in order to extract a bit of...well, a bit from it. For lab purposes.
I had no idea that was coming. And I never want to go through that again. Unprepared was bad enough. Knowing it will ever be repeated....
Made me look too...
2 hits minimum for JP.
zut | 01.07.07 - 1:32 am | #
i'm naked on my home page!
4Legs--adding raisins to Toll House cookies is a crime against man and nature.
That's what I said!!
What ails you, Olaf? Knock it off, already.
metal rod about a quarter-inch in diameter, and suddenly worrying that it was what they intended to stick up my urethra.
Then I thought, "No way. There's absolutely no way."
But there was.
Gah! Yargh!
Then again... one word: "Panoscopy."
Sounds more like painoscopy to me...
The Paris-Dakar Rally is on right now, and a television network, ostensibly dedicated to all things auto racing, is not fucking covering it.
they dropped the WRC too. Bastards.
Once upon a time, Richard and his mama were having sex, and Richard fell in. Now he straps a 2x4 on his ass. Sick, huh?
Oh god. That's eerie. I've done construction with people like that. I would say, no, I'll go up the ladders and finish the peaks. You stay down here.
Doug Watts Blob
See? He wasn't so dumb...
4LG -- i ... ahem ... started the construction accident meme.
on construction sites in Maine the code word for "let's smoke a joint at 10 a.m." is ...
hey ... safety meeting ... out back ...
Yeah, WTF is up with Olaf?
bitches. all those scroll troll comments are me. i'm just trying to post the lyrics to "the man in black", by johnny cash. it's a great song.
he "massaged" my prostate in order to extract a bit of...well, a bit from it. For lab purposes.
"lab purposes?" that's what he told you?
what a perve.
Gentlemen, and here I thought gynecologic procedures were hell.
Oh god. That's eerie. I've done construction with people like that. I would say, no, I'll go up the ladders and finish the peaks. You stay down here.
Peaks kill.
mrs g told me a story she saw on one of these medical miracles shows. guy lost his arm, still felt horrible pain where it used to be. docs tried everything until finally one came up with this idea: they sat him at a table with his good arm out, set up mirrors so it looked to him like two arms were on the table. his brain finally stopped trying to clench the muscles in the missing one.
dirk gently, sociopathetic
I've heard of phantom pain...cool story!
This guy fell through a skylight. Not once, mind you, but twice.
Good grief.
even the word urethra is painful ...
Richard and his mama like to play doctor. He sticks all kinds of things up her pee hole, and then he uses them as straws to suck her nice hot mama soup out of her body and into his. He claims it will make him live forever, but he's just nuts.
4Legs--adding raisins to Toll House cookies is a crime against man and nature.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
Agreed!
Gentlemen, and here I thought gynecologic procedures were hell.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere | 01.07.07 - 1:38 am | #
doesn't bother me at all. i'm perfectly happy with dying young of an undiagnosed illness.
bitches. all those scroll troll comments are me. i'm just trying to post the lyrics to "the man in black", by johnny cash. it's a great song.
We know the song.
bitches. all those scroll troll comments are me. i'm just trying to post the lyrics to "the man in black", by johnny cash. it's a great song.
Olaf glad and big
they are printing just fine for me. I just thought you were singing into your beer bottle...
what a perve.
dirk gently, sociopathetic
I knew there were disagreeable procedures available to the medical practitioner.
I had no idea how disagreeable.
i'm naked on my home page!
Some things only work once.
Went to a proctologist for the first time, and he "massaged" my prostate in order to extract a bit of...well, a bit from it. For lab purposes.
That's fucked up.
The Paris-Dakar Rally is on right now, and a television network, ostensibly dedicated to all things auto racing, is not fucking covering it.
Hey, when is the Barrett Jackson auction?
Richards mama snatch is a big as a skylight. Her pussy lips are so tired and flabby that once she tied Richard up with them so he had to stay inside of her vagina all night. What a good boy.
they dropped the WRC too. Bastards.
I know. grr.
Were it not for Formula One, I would drop Speed Network altoghether.
I blame Haloscan.
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I'll never have a prostate exam.
Heh.
I had no idea that was coming. And I never want to go through that again. Unprepared was bad enough. Knowing it will ever be repeated....
Rmj, Street Credentialed | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 1:36 am | #
Oh, I'm an old hand at that game. Had some...problems in my early twenties, and the doctors all wanted to take a try. No candy, no flowers, no nothing.
But what was much worse was having appendicitis while being dirt poor. The fancy hospital gave me a taxi voucher so I could get to the general hospital. Nothing like a bouncy cab ride when your appendix is about to burst.
But the best thing was, everyone wanted to feel the appendix from...uh...inside. Which was excruciating. But the doctors decided that I'd be, like Christopher Smart's cat Geoffrey, "an instrument for children to learn benevolence upon." I had a line of interns going out the door, all eager to find out how to tell a swollen appendix from a prostate. High times!
The guy who built himself into the closet is the same guy who nailed into my pocket door on three separate occasions while trying to install trim with nails that were, duh, too long. I also caught him trying to stand on some newly repainted metal lawn chairs with the tube frame - you know, the type that will throw you out when you're just sitting in them. Dumbest guy I've ever met.
Eli,
Pill skeeds.
And good night.
Here's a traumatic dessert story.
In his later years, my dad loved toll house cookies so much he would make them for just about every occasion- parties, birthdays, christmas... you name it.
At a christmas party a year before he died, he set a tray of them out where my step mother's dog could get to them (by accident), the dog ate the entire tray and actually died.
Death by cookie.
The trolls continue to de-evolve, I see.
i'm naked on my home page!
Some things only work once.
zut
Oh...
rats.
I'll never have a prostate exam.
But you will forever be afflicted with prostate envy.
Bad Zut!!! Richard needs a spanking!! But be careful, his asshole is so big, you might miss his cheeks and get stuck in his butthole like so many others have.
Some things only work once.
zut | 01.07.07 - 1:39 am | #
oh, well.
i'm naked in my home,anyway. no pages here tho. much to mark foley's disappointment.
Hey, when is the Barrett Jackson auction?
Barry from Alaska
It's going on over the next couple of days.
Probably when they would have broadcast the rally.
bitches. all those scroll troll comments are me. i'm just trying to post the lyrics to "the man in black", by johnny cash. it's a great song.
Olaf glad and big
You poor sap. It's posting fine. We've seen the fucking lyrics ten times already.
Hey, when is the Barrett Jackson auction?
Starts next weekend I think.
The teen is off at Rocky Horror; SP is still awake and climbing all over me.
Thers is making bacon.
This is all 100% true.
he "massaged" my prostate in order to extract a bit of...well, a bit from it. For lab purposes.
You know that wasn't his finger, right?
Richard only eats troll house cookies that were baked in his mamas vagina. He claims they smell like fish, but taste like chicken. Who's have thunk it?
he "massaged" my prostate in order to extract a bit of...well, a bit from it. For lab purposes.
You know that wasn't his finger, right?
zut | 01.07.07 - 1:42 am | #
Hey, medical professionals are trained to use all their appendages in order best to help the patient.
But you will forever be afflicted with prostate envy.
Penis envy is only really an issue while camping.
rats.
ellroon, hair afire |
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
thanks! glad someone even considered checking it out!
and with that, i'm taking my naked self to bed. later, all.
Death by cookie.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse |
Probably death by chocolate. It's toxic to pets.
But the best thing was, everyone wanted to feel the appendix from...uh...inside. Which was excruciating. But the doctors decided that I'd be, like Christopher Smart's cat Geoffrey, "an instrument for children to learn benevolence upon." I had a line of interns going out the door, all eager to find out how to tell a swollen appendix from a prostate. High times!
Phila, Fucking Libtard
You win.
Although I doubt I'll sleep for a month, now....
You poor sap. It's posting fine. We've seen the fucking lyrics ten times already.
Maybe for Privoxy users, somehow, but I'm seeing the Scroll Troll message.
Thers is making bacon.
This is all 100% true.
I have no doubt of that. I imagine that his psychic "bacon sense" told him that I had apple smoked bacon on my grilled chicken sammich earlier this evening and he's been craving bacon ever sense.
since.
Damn. I cannot type or spell tonight.
Richard doesn't have a prostate. His mama had it removed when he was a boy. He thinks he has one, but it's just that hamster that he lost as a child.
Raise your hand if you've ever wanted to know what a troll version of bebe rebozo would be like.
i'm sorry for any inconvenience. every time i posted the lyrics of my favorite johnny cash song i got scroll troll comment scrubbed, so i eliminated spaces. the man in black is a great song. steve simels apologizes for the inconvenience.
Maybe for Privoxy users, somehow, but I'm seeing the Scroll Troll message.
zut | 01.07.07 - 1:44 am | #
shhhh.. you'll ruin everything!
Thers is making bacon.
I didn't know you had an open relationship...
Penis envy is only really an issue while camping.
Molly Ivors | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 1:44 am | #
It's important that a man be able to provide a sturdy and massive tent post for his family.
The teen is off at Rocky Horror; SP is still awake and climbing all over me.
Thers is making bacon.
This is all 100% true.
Molly Ivors
Really?
Raise your hand if you've ever wanted to know what a troll version of bebe rebozo would be like.
Eli
Is this a trick question?
Eli--my hand remains lowered.
"and actually died.
Death by cookie.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse "
What a sweet death. Hmm, I wonder, when it is my time if I could arrange something like that. But as always, needs milk.
I imagine that his psychic "bacon sense" told him that I had apple smoked bacon on my grilled chicken sammich earlier this evening and he's been craving bacon ever sense.
Oh, good. I blame you.
I went to the proctologist, and he gave me a thumbs up!
(That's one of my few original jokes...except that it is a variation on George Carlin's "I tried to find a job as a gynecologist, but couldn't find an opening.")
With that, I must go to bed.
Y'all take care of your good selves, and dream of ghost clowns falling off roofs while trying to cut a coconut cake with a nail gun on your birthday.
Probably death by chocolate. It's toxic to pets.
Exactly.
She was a stupid dog.
Richards mama likes to call him her little ass captain. Isn't that sweet???
I also caught him trying to stand on some newly repainted metal lawn chairs with the tube frame - you know, the type that will throw you out when you're just sitting in them. -- Jennifer.
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Some people are not meant to stand on things.
They see a thing and automatically think that because it's a "thing" it will make a good thing to stand on ... with a fully charged nail gun.
"Oh ... I don't need a ladder ... this thing here'll do just fine ..."
Eli--my hand remains lowered.
As does mine.
I didn't know you had an open relationship...
Phila, Fucking Libtard |
shhhh.... you'll ruin everything!
You win.
Although I doubt I'll sleep for a month, now....
Rmj, Street Credentialed | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 1:44 am | #
Healthcare reform is not at all an abstract issue for me, as you can see.
Oh, good. I blame you.
Everyone else usually does too.
I didn't know you had an open relationship...
Wanna trade keys?
Richards mama likes to slap Richard in his face with her monstrous breasts. She calls it making bacon. I don't know why.
Really?
ellroon, hair afire
Alas, yes.
Eli--my hand remains lowered.
As does mine.
Eli | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 1:46 am | #
mine's going up and down.
i should have gone to bed when i said i was....
Wanna trade keys?
Molly Ivors | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 1:47 am | #
I'm in!
Before Richards gramma died, he used to have threesomes with her and his mama. Gramma said he gave the best face ever, even better than her old pimp.
""Oh ... I don't need a ladder ... this thing here'll do just fine ...""
So you know my mother-in-law.
She is 85+- and we still lecture her monthly about step stools, ladders, chairs etc, etc.
She has had several falls over the years and last one was a doozy.
Eli--my hand remains lowered.
As does mine.
Raised and lowered, increasingly quickly.
Or so I've heard.
Remember when we had decent trolls?
No?
.
Holy fuck!
I'm comment number 666!
Nothing personal...
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New Firefox Logo.
Phila, Fucking Libtard | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 1:49 am | #
Excellent!!
Wanna trade keys?
Molly Ivors | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 1:47 am | #
I'm in!
rorschach, 4th-Tier Atriot
We're gonna need a bigger punchbowl!
Healthcare reform is not at all an abstract issue for me, as you can see.
Phila, Fucking Libtard
I've only recently returned to some vestige of insurance coverage, but thankfully without such experiences.
In fact, I'm working on part of the effort to change my situation permanently, so I shouldn't even be here.
Remember when we had decent trolls?
The Trollden Age.
New Firefox Logo.
Phila, Fucking Libtard
Now that ... is very fuzzy.
Hey Molly, did those hats fit the little ones? Mrs. P would like to know, as she had to guess...
How did I end up with Eli's keys? Bleah.
I have a 666 in my birthday and SSN, and for a while, in my phone number.
Just weird.
Did you know that Richard has to eat his mama out with a spoon? It's true, if he tries to use he mouth, his whole head gets sucked in because her asshole has a sucking problem and sometimes the vaccuum this causes makes her HUGE vagina suck in anything within a 5 yard radius.
Raised and lowered, increasingly quickly.
Or so I've heard.
Molly Ivors |
great.
that coke is going to keep me up all night.
and you can be glad i fixed my "coke" typo.
i apologize for any redundant crap that i posted. on my end it showed up as "scroll troll comment scrubbed". steve simels has a lot of apologizing to do.
Remember when we had decent trolls?
No?
.
Jeffraham Prestonian | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 1:50 am | #
Ricky and the Vandellas.
I'll never have a prostate exam.
Heh.
Molly Ivors
A cheap thrill at twice the price.
Wow, that's cool you guys have health insurance... what's it feel like?
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pass around girl ... eh heh ... err ....
Phila,
They both fit beautifully, though Rosie has more or less absconded with both the pink and the green.
She's a fashion plate.
I have a 666 in my birthday and SSN, and for a while, in my phone number.
Just weird.
Molly Ivors
I thought the anti-christ was supposed to be jewish not irish.
Richard jerks off in soft tacos and feeds them to his mother. She calls them "special" tacos.
We're gonna need a bigger punchbowl!
I don't want to be around for the jokes that this comment is going to elicit.
Good night, all and sundry.
pass around girl ... eh heh ... err ....
Doug Watts Blob | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 1:52 am | #
A troubled soul.
olaf, preview is your friend. and it isn't spaces, it's line breaks. no more than 19 per post.
Ok, he doesn't jerk off in them, ,he fucks them and comes in them. Sorry Richard, the secret is out.
i apologize for any redundant crap that i posted. on my end it showed up as "scroll troll comment scrubbed". steve simels has a lot of apologizing to do.
Olaf glad and big
S'ok, it made nice background music...
Phila,
They both fit beautifully, though Rosie has more or less absconded with both the pink and the green.
Excellent! I kept telling her she should get actual measurements, but she just dove in and started knitting...
I have a 666 in my birthday and SSN, and for a while, in my phone number.
Just weird.
Molly Ivors
Someone much funnier than me once said:
If 666 is the Number of the Beast, is 667 the Neighbor of the Beast?
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Wow, that's cool you guys have health insurance... what's it feel like?
Honestly, at least I no longer live in terror of getting cancer or having a serious accident.
4legs, you still here?
For Christmas Richards mama bought him a new dildo. He lost the other one in his daddys bumhole.
Phila,
They both fit beautifully, though Rosie has more or less absconded with both the pink and the green.
Excellent! I kept telling her she should get actual measurements, but she just dove in and started knitting...
Phila, Fucking Libtard | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 1:54 am | #
Alls I got wuz a book.
i really like that song though. man in black, by johnny cash.
Alls I got wuz a book.
rorschach, 4th-Tier Atriot | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 1:55 am | #
Have some kids!
4legs, you still here?
Excellent.
That sounds like the drivel that my stupid boss writes.
Haloscan's eating comments again. Not the right ones, by my reckoning.
i really like that song though. man in black, by johnny cash.
Olaf glad and big | 01.07.07 - 1:55 am | #
Never heard of it. How's it go?
olaf, preview is your friend. and it isn't spaces, it's line breaks. no more than 19 per post.
dirk gently, sociopathetic | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 1:53 am | #
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Ahh !!! dee seecret !!!
I always wondered what that scroll troll scrub thing meant.
sounded vaguely like some secret troll bathtub ritual or something.
i really like that song though. man in black, by johnny cash.
Olaf glad and big |
Did you like the Jaquin Phoenix movie?
Honestly, at least I no longer live in terror of getting cancer or having a serious accident.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse
That's cool. I'll be there in a couple months...
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Alls I got wuz a book.
rorschach, 4th-Tier Atriot | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 1:55 am | #
Have some kids!
Phila, Fucking Libtard | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 1:56 am | #
Can't mate.
Reading.
Richard is in love with Shoelimpy. He just can't stop stalking him. I blame Steerpikepie. I hate Steerpikepie.
i really like that song though. man in black, by johnny cash.
Couldn't you have just said that?
Sheesh.
Never heard of it. How's it go?
Phila, Fucking Libtard | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 1:56 am | #
it's posted above. about 10 times.
i really like that song though. man in black, by johnny cash.
Olaf glad and big
Oh, so you're the cocksucker that gave haloscan hiccups?
I like that song too.
Can't mate.
that's not what i heard.
i really like that song though. man in black, by johnny cash.
Olaf glad and big | 01.07.07 - 1:55 am | #
Which song was that?
Richard farts in the bathtub and zut bites the bubbles.
Never heard of it. How's it go?
(taps foot in annoyance)
I always wondered what that scroll troll scrub thing meant.
sounded vaguely like some secret troll bathtub ritual or something.
Doug Watts Blob
Yes, makes them all squeaky clean...
it's posted above. about 10 times.
dirk gently, sociopathetic | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 1:57 am | #
That was the occasion of my comical rejoinder, sirrah.
That was the occasion of my comical rejoinder, sirrah.
Que?
Man, could I go for a White House sub...
Just typing that made my mouth run...
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I once saw a conical rejoinder. It was very cool.
.
You know, Atrios, remarkably, hasn't taken the keys away yet.
I could SMITE you all with SMITING.
i apologize for any redundant crap that i posted. -- Olaf.
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why ?
trools consider that to be a wild "success" ...
Johnny Cash once fisted Richard, he thought he was a girl, becuase of his girly arms. Johnny Cash was a bit stupid.
Never heard of it. How's it go?
Phila, Fucking Libtard
This made me laugh.
Honestly, at least I no longer live in terror of getting cancer or having a serious accident.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse
i have no insurance, but i don't worry about those things. i figure, what the hell?
Paris 1910.
Nice.
I'll never have a prostate exam.
Heh.
Molly Ivors
And I'll never pass a bowling ball through my nostril.
Or so it's been described....
Once smote, always smitten.
Thers and Richard like to do it while watching teletubbies.
????????????????
I could SMITE you all with SMITING.
Thers | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 1:59 am | #
You don't have the nerve, bacon-boy.
Never heard of it. How's it go?
Phila, Fucking Libtard | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 1:56 am | #
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you can probably just google it if you can't find the lyrics anywhere else.
To summarize tonight's thread: as I was watching Tony Romo suck on his fingers, my drunken uncle came into the room with a dessert made of ice wine chocolate - it was too sweet. The experience truamatized me so much I put on some pastel coloured lingerie.
That was the occasion of my comical rejoinder, sirrah.
Phila, Fucking Libtard | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 1:58 am | #
don't start with me. ask billy b.
the fucker.
I could SMITE you all with SMITING.
Thers
Smite away!
Please?
I once saw a conical rejoinder. It was very cool.
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Jeffraham Prestonian | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 1:59 am | #
I sphere that you're being chi-ronic.
Paris 1910.
Phila, Fucking Libtard
Showing flood levels on the statue?
I could SMITE you all with SMITING.
I have a list of those in need of a good smiting.
You know, Atrios, remarkably, hasn't taken the keys away yet.
I could SMITE you all with SMITING.
Or, alternatively, you could share that bacon you just cooked.
The only decent person on this board is Jeffraham.
And I'll never pass a bowling ball through my nostril.
Or so it's been described....
Rmj, Street Credentialed
Well, not a fully assembled bowling ball.
I'll never have a prostate exam.
I've had plenty, but I've never had to pay!
Candy is dandy, but Thers is perverse.
HAHAHAHA!!!
Richard likes to wear his mamas lingerie. It's way too big, but he says it makes him feel "pretty." (and gay)
Why are people getting smitted? Smitten? Smittord?
I will SMITE until you are all SMITTEN and then you will be, uh...
SMOOT.
You will all be SMITTEN SMOOT.
I am sooooooo neeeeeeedy. Don't ignore me because I'll die, I tell you, die!
If Bush goes through with the surge, Republicans will never hold power again.
The only decent person on this board is Jeffraham.
missannieangel
JP, now with the annie seal of approval.
How are you ever gonna live that down ol buddy? {insert tons of laughing emoticons here}
Why are people getting smitted? Smitten? Smittord?
Smote.
And Phila, yes, I'm absconding with the coffee cup change purse. Too cool!
hey k' kid - take over for me, will ya? i want to go to bed.
Barry moved to Alaska becasue Richard wouldn't stop trying to suck his dick. Barry, not wanting anyone to know that he doens't have a dick, ran away.
I'm going to make bacon for breakfast.
rorschach: I've had plenty, but I've never had to pay!
Bullshit. I guarantee you paid. Maybe not directly, but the Chinese take-out wasn't free!
.
You will all be SMITTEN SMOOT.
Thers | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 2:03 am | #
You talk better than you smite.
You will all be SMITTEN SMOOT.
Fuck that.
Give us some bacon.
Didn't Johnny Cash write a song called "The Man In Black"?
It'd be great if someone would post the lyrics up here.
Douglas Adams hates you. Even in death, he hated you. Why? You suck.
I'm going to bed too. It's 2AM, people!
You will all be SMITTEN SMOOT.
Thers
How much smite, could a smitten smite smoot, if a smitten could smoot smite?
And Phila, yes, I'm absconding with the coffee cup change purse. Too cool!
Molly Ivors | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 2:03 am | #
OK. Glad you like it. Means I still owe the eldest something, though. I'm working on it, through certain...channels.
And I'll never pass a bowling ball through my nostril.
Or so it's been described....
Ah, we were designed for that crap.
Watching a commercial for a Midnight Special DVD, I just realized that David Bowie is responsible for mullets.
Smote.
fourlegsgood, plushynurse
I was smate once, but I got better.
SMOTE!
Smote the raven, nevermore!
Smote gets in your eyes...
Barry from Alaska: How are you ever gonna live that down ol buddy? {insert tons of laughing emoticons here}
Oh, about the same way I usually do.
.
Richard once did all the Dallas Cowboys. Well, he jerked off onto a poster, does that count?
It's 2AM, people!
The Kenosha Kid | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 2:05 am | #
my body is still on pacific time.
i don't know what my brain is thinking.
The troops don't want an escalation.
I smite
she smites
he was smoten
It'd be great if someone would post the lyrics up here.
Doug Watts Blob
I'll go google....
It's 2AM, people!
The Kenosha Kid
I hope they throw his hatless butt in jail.
Richard is out of work.....does anyone have any spare ass they could let him stick his dingle up?
I'm going to make bacon for breakfast.
ellroon, hair afire
Fuck.
I was supposed to have made cinnamon rolls for tomorrow.
Ah well. Bacon and eggs it is.
LarryElvis likes the corners of rooms.
Odd, that.
.
It's 2AM, people!
The Kenosha Kid
At least time to go to bed and read.
Nighty-night!
Didn't Johnny Cash write a song called "The Man In Black"?
It'd be great if someone would post the lyrics up here.
Doug Watts Blob | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 2:04 am | #
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i think i heard about something like that. seriously, i tried posting the lyrics, and i got "scroll troll comment scrubbed" on my end. that's all. i also think it's a great song
Richard pours steak sauce on his dick and lets the dog lick it off.....or wait is it his mama? So hard to tell them apart....
Smote gets in your eyes...
ellroon, hair afire
smote on the water
smitten in the sky
Good night, dear friends.
The escalators don't want more troops.
I was supposed to have made cinnamon rolls for tomorrow.
It's time to get all Mitch Hedberg on their asses, with the cinnamon roll incense.
'night, y'all that're wimpin' out.
.
Well, I'm tired of waiting to get smited by Mr. Smitey. Obviously, it ain't gonna happen. So I'll just turn in.
Gnight.
Thers doesn't have the guts to smite us, bacon-sodden lout that he is.
Well, you wonder why I always dress in black,
Why you never see bright colors on my back,
And why does my appearance seem to have a somber tone.
Well, there's a reason for the things that I have on.
I wear the black for the poor and the beaten down,
Livin' in the hopeless, hungry side of town,
I wear it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime,
But is there because he's a victim of the times.
I wear the black for those who never read,
Or listened to the words that Jesus said,
About the road to happiness through love and charity,
Why, you'd think He's talking straight to you and me.
http://www.lyricsondemand.com/j/
...lacklyrics.html
LarryElvis likes the corners of rooms.
Odd, that.
.
Jeffraham Prestonian
No sneak attacks...
No one is defending you Richard.....that makes me laugh.
LarryElvis likes the corners of rooms.
he'd make a lousy president.
[insert some lame oval office joke here]
LarryElvis likes the corners of rooms.
Odd, that.
.
Jeffraham Prestonian
Security. Kinda the same reason they like kitty beds with sides to them.
Khalilzad will never be confirmed by the Senate.
I think I'm gonna go make me a big bowl of smotemeal.
What a game - could have went either way like most were predicting...
Well, you wonder why I always dress in black,
Why you never see bright colors on my back,
And why does my appearance seem to have a somber tone.
Well, there's a reason for the things that I have on.
...
DWD - Dirty Fucking Hippy | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 2:09 am | #
isn't that from some well-known song or other?
'night, y'all that're wimpin' out.
.
Jeffraham Prestonian
So I take it with the new shades, that the scooter is all functional again?
That's good.
Hey Jeff, I might come to Nashville for the Nascar thingy next week.
Will you answer the phone this time?
I think it's time for me to dose the cat and turn in as well.
Au revoir, you fine moonbats!!
I think I'm gonna go make me a big bowl of smotemeal.
zut
Take small smites so you don't choke.
Man.
I really, really wonder what the lyrics to "Man in Black" are.
Who can say?
Escalationists (n): those who escalate; those who seek or wish to escalate; those who promote the use of escalators or escalation. (Archaic).
smote on the water
smitten in the sky
dirk gently, sociopathetic | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 2:08 am | #
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smoke on the water
fire engine guy
Richards mama has a fake eye, she lets him fuck the socket sometimes, he claims it's tighter than her vagina and she lives to please her little man.
The escalators don't want more troops.
Doug Watts Blob | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 2:08 am | #
escalators are for weaklings.
i take the stares.
It only takes about six hours for the BladeZ E-Lite 250 to charge, fully. It's a fun, if somewhat tedious method of transportation.
.
evening moonbeams. just sauntering.
look what the pootie dragged in
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/01/0...&hp&
oref=slogin
escalators are for weaklings.
i take the stares.
dirk gently, sociopathetic
wow!
The White House should release the visitor logs, they are public property.
Khalilzad will never be confirmed by the Senate.
Who cares, just his nomination (as a Muslim) will make Atlas (who ♥ Bolton) Juggs' head assplode.
Richard wishes he were a dog so he could lick his own balls. He has to be satisfied with the dog licking his balls for him. Poor Richard.
Barry from Alaska: So I take it with the new shades, that the scooter is all functional again?
That's good.
Well, it would be, if it were true, anyway. The CDM is holed up at the shop until Wednesday, at the earliest. They're taking a post-holiday 4-day weekend, for some idiotic reason.
.
SMORT!
When Richards mama eats a lot of nuts, she makes Richard a "special brownie roll" which he eats directly from her "back oven."
That is just nasty.
The White House should release the visitor logs, they are public property.
Toby Petzold | 01.07.07 - 2:13 am | #
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They should release the visitor blogs, which are alien property, and those aliens are starting to mighty pissed and thinking of ...
SMITING, SMOTING and SMITTENING ...
SMORT!
Thers | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 2:15 am | #
I success you smort your access and smort a front page linky to No Capital, for no apparent reason.
Irksome: While ON the BladeZ, I managed to lose $12 worth of silicone cookware that I snagged at Aldi. Two pieces -- a loaf pan and a muffin pan.
.
Richards mama is so fat that he has to roll her in flour and make her fart so he can find her "secret entrance."
i smite go to bed soon. maybe mrs g is wearing the fur smittens.
I managed to lose $12 worth of silicone cookware that I snagged at Aldi.
You got implants? And lost them?
Thers is a thread tease.
There, I said it.
LOL @ Jeff, not brave enough to answer the phone to litte Annie.
SHAKE AND BAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steely Dan is not one person
::matthew |
Actually, A Steely Dan is a
Steam-Powered Dildo.
(see the novel, The Naked Lunch)
Richard had strap on sillicone breasts. His daddy bought them for him for being a good boy.
Thers is thread based. Outside of the thread his ability to smort will abort.
Ever hear about the man who taught his asshole to talk? His name was Richard.
RIchard thinks cock lock and lip lock are one and the same.
Well, it would be, if it were true, anyway. The CDM is holed up at the shop until Wednesday, at the earliest. They're taking a post-holiday 4-day weekend, for some idiotic reason.
Hee hee, I always assumed that CDM was some kind of Polish manufacturer. Just found out what it means.
SMORT!
Thers
Are you my mother? No! You are not my mother! You are a smort!!
ok, i'm tired of ignoring annie's stupid drivel any more so i'm really leaving.
(s)he is really a stupid drunk. the worst kind.
g'night, the rest of you.
There's a techie name for that noise I keep hearing in the background.
In Electronic Warfare School they call it "Chaff".
Are you my mother? No! You are not my mother! You are a smort!!
ellroon, hair afire
fuck! i almost posted that and then decided it was too obscure!
i bow to you, ellroon.
Atoms start splitten when Thers has been smitten
There's a techie name for that noise I keep hearing in the background.
In Electronic Warfare School they call it "Chaff".
In England they call it "chav".
OT: Can I just say that I like the way this guy thinks?
I have to agree.
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Are you my mother? No! You are not my mother! You are a smort!!
ellroon, hair afire | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 2:21 am | #
I say thee GRONK!
i bow to you, ellroon.
dirk gently, sociopathetic
Loved to read that one to my kids...
GO HAWKS!!! Romo is a biznitch!!
Dirk wants attention so he namesteals me. That is SO RICHARD!
Loved to read that one to my kids...
ellroon, hair afire
me too. one of their favorites - right up there with "hurry up slowpoke"
ok, really turning in now. bye.
Good night you Kings of Smiters.
(s)he is really a stupid drunk. the worst kind.
g'night, the rest of you.
dirk gently, sociopathetic |
I never could stand a sloppy drunk.
But sloppy, mean, and stupid?
You hit the tri-fecta there,Brother.
There's a techie name for that noise I keep hearing in the background.
In Electronic Warfare School they call it "Chaff".
Flint, still Pink Floyd
You mean static?
Sorry, my tinnitus means I'm always hearing things that aren't there.
My partner thinks General Casey took the fall.
I thought this was electronics warfare school.
Maybe dirk could sleep over at Richards and they could play hole-istic detective. :
Tinnitus means hearing exactly what Pete Townshend hears ...
I thought this was electronics warfare school.
Doug Watts Blob
I r in ur mailbox,
Reading ur publishers clearing house flyer.
'Just got here. Looks like Miss Annie and her namestealers have been busy.
That won't scare me off.
So what if I'm drunk??? I'm still smarter than you, and you can take that and ram it up Richards bumslot!!!
Pitchforks & Torches: That won't scare me off.
Why step in dogshit when it can so easily be avoided?
.
I guess "surge" was chosen because it didn't sound so blatantly homo-erotic as "push" or "penetrate" or "one last pump"
Goodnight all you excellent and rational smiters for good!
No use running off...beside, trying to discern between anal and her namestealer(s) is too entertaining.
When is "It" going to get to the
"I love You,Man" phase?
Always the funniest phase of intoxication stupidity.....
I r in ur mailbox,
Reading ur publishers clearing house flyer.
Barry from Alaska
That's funny as shit, but why does nobody in America care?
I think that's like one of the rights we (this country) demanded back 240 years ago! How have we come to this?
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'Just got here. Looks like Miss Annie and her namestealers have been busy.
That won't scare me off.
Pitchforks & Torches
Sometimes it's easier to ignore the trolls than the namestealers. Adding that much more crap to an already burdened thread is ridiculous.
Don't worry JP, I grew up sidestepping dogshit, it won't get the best of me. No head explosions for me...
He wants my attention, Jeffy baby. I bet he'd answer my phone call....you're so brave until the phone rings aren't you sugar?
Sometimes it's easier to ignore the trolls than the namestealers. Adding that much more crap to an already burdened thread is ridiculous.
I think the namestealers end up irritating me more than the trolls themselves...
That's funny as shit, but why does nobody in America care?
We do care. In 2000, the majority of us voted for Al Gore. You know how that turned out.
I feel nostalgic for real trools. Trools you could trust.
RIchard is the only namestealer on this board. Well, theres Terry C, and Kenoshit Kid, and Dirkoff Gently.....oh and Scary Barry.
Is it because it's funny as shit?
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I think that's like one of the rights we (this country) demanded back 240 years ago! How have we come to this?
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MisterX
Beats the fuck out of me, it is odd.
When the namestealing stops, I"LL STOP.
And when Richard stops trolling Shoe's AC articles.
I'm normally not like this, I don't like stooping this low. It's stoopid, anyone can do this. It's not like it takes a brain.
I wondered who was calling me from Platinum Escorts, down on 8th. Now I know! It was who ever gimpy paid to call me, and not leave a message!
.
Amazing how much energy some folks put into going where they're neither
wanted nor needed. Perhaps it is like abused children who crave attention, positive or negative.
Ya get ignored by the Freepers, so ya gotta come here. At least we'll
beat you up, that's better than being ignored by your peers.
Barry, since McCarthy about 30-40 percent of Americans have lost any interest in the Bill of Rights, except the 2nd amendment, my dad's buddies at the rod & gun club. fucking traitors.
well you wonder why i always dess in black
That's funny as shit, but why does nobody in America care?
Actually, I did see a female Rethug congresscritter saying on the TeeBee box "That isn't what we meant to do when we wrote that law", or words to that effect.
I called you from the Opryland honey.
You weren't there. Curly answered.
Barry, since McCarthy about 30-40 percent of Americans have lost any interest in the Bill of Rights, except the 2nd amendment, my dad's buddies at the rod & gun club. fucking traitors.
Doug Watts Blob
Tell all of those folks that their cell calls and IMs are being monitored, they sit up then.
Well, I'll buck the trend and make a comment that belongs on the St. McCain thread below...
What a flipflopper. Mr. McCain never stands his ground. Well, I think it's for convenience. Duh-bya smeared Ann Richards to capture Texas, and he ran as a stealth candidate for preznit in 2000... What a moderate he was in words, what a neo-con bastard he actually turned out to be.
McCain played the centrist card after being on the far right, in bed with the fundies during the 1980's. I watched him play his games in Arizona up close. He distanced himself from them after he realized that they would drag him down (Thanks to what happened to Evan Mecham).
McCain will jump right back into bed with Cheney or his successor. None of them are trustworthy, they flipflop worse than the dems supposedly do.
The USA won't buy it again, Mr. Rove, you bastard. See you in hell.
Attention K-Mart shoppers, there is an unclaimed toddler in the diaper section. Please claim to the courtesy desk and claim it. Thank you and as always, thank you for shopping at K-Mart.
I'd give Thers a dollar if he'd toss up another thread.
Think of all the bacon a guy could buy with that.
Tell all of those folks that their cell calls and IMs are being monitored, they sit up then.
Barry from Alaska
I don't think they realize that...
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McCain will jump right back into bed with Cheney or his successor.
Fuck you, I will not!!
At least we'll
beat you up, that's better than being ignored by your peers.
There's only one thing worse than being talked about...and that is not being talked about.
Central Scrutinizer: Think of all the bacon a guy could buy with that.
Naw... even the budget bacon here costs $1.49/lb. on sale. And it makes fine gravy, but it's not very good, as bacon goes.
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Pre-season Thunder, Jeffy. Or is NASCAR too cool for you??????
I'm here, I'm queer. Deal with it!
Fox News replay of Newswatch is on. Interesting dynamics on Ford coverage.
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OK, before I get subsumed by the troll-spunk, HERE'S a video that bears watching...
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Tell all of those folks that their cell calls and IMs are being monitored, they sit up then.
If one of us tells them that, they say things like "Well, if you're not doing anything wrong you don't have anything to worry about" or "Hell, they can monitor me all day long if it helps 'em catch Bin Laden!"
But later, in private, it bugs them. It bugs them a lot.
Give them time -- a lot of them will come around on some of these issues.
Barry, they don't give a fuck. buncha small-minded drunks.
they give you the "i've got nothing to hide so they can listen all they want" spiel.
or the "if opening my mail can stop a terrorist then i'm all for it."
remember, a small minority started the American revolution ... it was the huge differences of opinion and suspicion between the colonies, esp. the northeastern and southern regions, that resulted in them all agreeing to a Bill of Rights to keep the federal govt. from getting too powerful.
Richard eats his own spunk. It's green,he calls it lime flavored but it's really just VD.
MAN, I was born in the wrong time-zone...
Later 'gators!
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Naw... even the budget bacon here costs $1.49/lb. on sale. And it makes fine gravy, but it's not very good, as bacon goes.
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Jeffraham Prestonian
I know...
I'm about ready to take up a collection. Fuck, I'll even smoke it myself if I have to.
I'm here, I'm queer. Deal with it!
Toby Petzold | 01.07.07 - 2:42 am | #
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I'll tell Sven. He's installing cable right now, but he'll be back in a minute.
remember, a small minority started the American revolution ... it was the huge differences of opinion and suspicion between the colonies, esp. the northeastern and southern regions, that resulted in them all agreeing to a Bill of Rights to keep the federal govt. from getting too powerful.
Doug Watts Blob
I've always been more a fan of John Adams than Geo. Washington myself.
That sedition thing though, that was hard to take.
http://
www.associatedcontent.com...nvironment.html
Proof of Richard's insane lust for Shoe.
McCain will jump right back into bed with Cheney or his successor.
Fuck you, I will not!!
Lucas McCain (teh Rifleman) | 01
Very witty!
Especially when you know Chuck Connors was gay.
Puts a whole new spin on "The Rifleman".
"Hey, Mark, you finished with those dishes?"
"Yes, Pa, I don't wanna go to the woodshed again".
Barry, just blame it on the Indians, right???????? You are a good American, boy.
Yeah, John Adams freaked out. Samuel Adams, his older cousin, was his original mentor. Samuel Adams was dead by the time John Adams became president. Samuel Adams was the architect of the revolution. He was a smart and very crafty bastard.
Goin to the Tea Party, goin to the Boston Tea Party.....sensational song.
http://www.nashvillesuperspeedway.com/
Are you a man or a mouse, Jeffy baby??? Hmmmmmmmmm?????????
I vote for mouse.
Barry, only a small mind would associate the Native Americans with sedition. That might even be racist.
It is obvious that many Americans were excluded, were labeled outsiders. Still are. Look at what Scalia et al do to many Americans, even as we speak.
The Bill of Rights would be marvelous if it was just applied equally.
Sam Adams was a drunken rabble rouser who tried to blame his actions on those dirty brown savages.
Barry, only a small mind would associate the Native Americans with sedition. That might even be racist.
I was not the one who made that connection.
Barry hates brown people.
http://
www.associatedcontent.com...he_prelude.html
History lesson.
I was not the one who made that connection.
Barry from Alaska
I would never call you a small mind, I was referring to the troll, who watches too much main stream media. Force an effect, find a cause and all that.
Will somebody please cornhole me? My day is not complete without some meat between the cheeks, because I'm so gay and I'm...
I would never call you a small mind, I was referring to the troll, who watches too much main stream media. Force an effect, find a cause and all that.
Pitchforks & Torches PT, we be OK.
Hee, I miss our cut and paste trolls.
Pitchfork is stupid. But hey, everyone here is stupid. Except me and my good friend Jeffraham.
when smoke gets in your eyes paris hilton's daddy discriminates against cubans in norway...
Namestealer, calling Toby gay is not going to insult him... that is, if he ever even reads this thread. He's 100% brain dead anyway. He doesn't react to that sort of thing. His erotic fantasy is igniting dogs. You really need to keep up with this stuff, OK?
The first major act of the Sons of Liberty began with the hanging of an effigy of Andrew Oliver on August 14th, 1765, the soon to be Distributor of Stamps for Massachusetts. Sheriffs in Boston refused to move the effigy as ordered, for a huge crowd had gathered around the effigy. Ultimately Oliver's property on Kilby St. would be burned, the effigy's head cut off and burned, his house stoned and ransacked by midnight. British forces had no power to stop it.
These actions would display the power of the Sons of Liberty as well as their complete willingness to use violent force to further their goals. By the end of 1765, Sons of Liberty organizations would exist in all of the 13 colonies, although the heart of the Sons of Liberty would always remain in Boston.
GOD BLESS AMERICAN TERRORISTS!!!
The most famous of the Sons of Liberty's actions came in December of 1773. On December 16th, 1773, the night before a shipment of tea in the harbor was to be brought to land, several members of the Sons of Liberty organized by Adams would dress up as Indians, sneak aboard the ship and throw the tea overboard into the harbor.
The Boston Party would be the straw that broke the camel's back. The British would close the port in Boston, passed what would be known as "the Intolerable Acts" and enforced martial law in the city. The Sons of Liberty had forced a showdown with the British.
http://
www.associatedcontent.com...he_prelude.html
Hee, I miss our cut and paste trolls.
Well, there you go....
Gasp! I've been called stupid. Maybe I'll go cry in the corner...or something.
Hee, I miss our cut and paste trolls.
Well, there you go....
zut
Well, I meant the ones that pasted comments as their own thoughts, without attribution.
Darn, I didn't mean to spark something.
...the Sons of Liberty's actions...
I guess it it is time to burn Cheney's Halliburton stock options on the Washington mall...
Gasp! I've been called stupid. Maybe I'll go cry in the corner...or something.
Pitchforks & Torches
Come on over P&T, we've got a corner here with libations to cure the insult.
Ah-Hah! I've got it. The Afghan Connection. With all the lawlessness and disorder in Afghanistan, opium production has soared to record levels - in fact there's a glut (such an ugly word). Let's construct a pipeline across Iran to flow all that high-quality heroin resin to the much deserving people of Iraq. If anyone has it coming they do. Just ask God. It will be kinda like in Merka when they moved the criminal underclass from crack to heroin: violent crime dropped dramatically. When you're hooked on the H you ain't got the physical ability to do violence. Fly in the ointment: fucking Persians will steal our H and sell at cut rates to the military (self-serving fucks). On the other hand, where do I sign up?
Samuel Adams was born to a wealthy and powerful family in Boston, Massachusetts. His father, (also named Samuel Adams), was an important landowner in the Boston area, and his second cousin John Adams would one day become the first vice president and second president of the United States.
Unfortunately for old Samuel Adams, he would lose much of his wealth in a risky investment in paper currency, a form of currency outlawed in 1744 by the British government. Samuel Adams the younger had just earned his Master’s Degree from Harvard College the previous year.
The pair decided to go into business together opening up a brewery. When the elder Adams died in 1748, control of the brewery went entirely to Samuel Adams. He ran the brewery singly for over 20 years, but it failed in 1764. The brewery had never been particularly profitable, but he held on until finally he had to shut it down. His largely unsuccessful stint as a brewer would not go unremembered, however, and in 1985 would serve as the name of the highly popular Samuel Adams beer company.
http://
www.associatedcontent.com...nd_patriot.html
The Boston Party would be the straw that broke the camel's back.
And thus begins a long line of insensitive actions by Americans that piss off the rest of the world.
You don't go throwing away good tea, the Brits are quite sensitive about those sorts of things.
It is also interesting to note that Adams served some time as a tax collector in Boston. His knowledge of British tax codes would serve him well in his post-brewery career as one of the most important Massachusetts politicians in United States history.
Samuel Adams and the Sons of Liberty
Adams always had a rebellious bent. His master’s thesis in fact revolved around the issue of the legality of resisting authority in order to preserve the commonwealth. It is obvious that this sort of thought was of great inspiration to him in the decade preceding the start of the American Revolution.
Never a fan of the British government, Adams drafted the first negative response to Parliament’s Sugar Act of 1764. In 1765 he was elected to the Massachusetts legislature, a position he would keep until 1774.
Throughout this period Samuel Adams was one of the most vocal opponents of the actions of the British Parliament, particularly the Townshend Acts of 1767. The colonies succeeded in defeating the Sugar Act with its repeal in 1766 although the Townshend Acts remained.
Samuel Adams was also an extremely important popular member of the Boston Sons of Liberty. This was one of many such loosely organized organizations that existed in every one of the 13 colonies.
http://
www.associatedcontent.com...nd_patriot.html
Going beyond mere talk and rhetoric, the Sons of Liberty engaged in what the British of the day considered terrorist acts: burning people in effigy, burning down houses, even tarring and feathering those who opposed them.
In 1768 due to highly vocal and volatile resistance to the Crown in Boston (due in much part to the work of Samuel Adams, such as the formation of the Non-Importation League), the city was occupied by two regiments of British troops.
On March 5th, 1770, an altercation erupted between British soldiers and Bostonians protesting the occupation. Shots were fired by the British into an angry crowd, killing 9 people. Dubbed by Samuel Adams as the Boston Massacre, the violent incident rallied many across the colonies to the side of the Patriots.
The most famous action of the Sons of Liberty, however, was the Boston Tea Party. Orchestrated by Adams to protest the new Tea Act, he personally led a band of man onto ships anchored in Boston Harbor. Dressed as Indians to disguise themselves (although everyone knew who was responsible), Adams and his confederates dumped all of the tea stored onto the ships into the harbor on December 13th, 1773.
http://www.dzzt.com/nph-15.cgi/
0...nd_patriot.html
Gasp! I've been called stupid. Maybe I'll go cry in the corner...or something.
Pitchforks & Torches
The threw it away cause there was no milk or lemon.
This act of insurrection was the final straw for the British, who responded with the Intolerable Acts, including the closing of the Boston port, revocation of the Massachusetts colonial charter and the institution of martial law in the city of Boston.
Outraged at the actions of the British, the colonies organized and formed the Continental Congress. Samuel Adams as well as his cousin John Adams were members of this important Congress that would lead to the Declaration of Independence and the American Revolution.
Samuel Adams After the Revolution
Despite all he had done in fighting for the cause of the Patriots leading up to the Revolution and his role in the Continental Congress, Sam Adams failed to win election to the House of Representatives after the signing of the Constitution.
Adams remained instead in Massachusetts, serving first as Lieutenant Governor then as Governor until his retirement in 1797. He lived out the remainder of his days in his Boston home, dying in 1803.
http://www.dzzt.com/nph-15.cgi/
0...nd_patriot.html
You had to mention cut an paste.
You HAD to mention it!
There's a sick pig here, spraying its hot fetid shit on everything. The stench is beyond belief.
Later.
In his over 50 years of public life Samuel Adams worked as a failed brewer, tax collector, Massachusetts legislator and vital rabble rouser for the cause of patriotism and freedom. Although forever linked with the brewery trade as the name of the popular beer brand, it is as a patriot that Sam Adams’ true legacy remains. One cannot even imagine what would have happened in those turbulent years of the colonial period without his violent passion for liberty and his explosive talent at oratory.
http://
www.associatedcontent.com...nd_patriot.html
Enjoy the proxy porn.
Richard is envious of Shoe's writing ability. And the fact that he is a scholared historian.
missannieangel are you that mangy whore I butt-fucked this afternoon. What is your top-level domain?
Sorry, wasn't me, I think it was yo mama. Or Richards mama.
You had to mention cut an paste.
You HAD to mention it!
Pitchforks & Torches
I am sorry about that, truly and deeply sorry.
Now I understand why you insisted I ram a bottle of Sam Adam's beer in your crab infested cunt.
Shoe = Allan Butler?
Thanks annie.
Too little too late, Barry. You really suck, you know that? YOU JUST HAD TO MENTION CUT AND PASTE!!!!
I hate you so much.
There's a sick pig here, spraying its hot fetid shit on everything. The stench is beyond belief.
Later.
kel'norim
It's a sow, not a pig.
Well DUH, Barry. Sheesh you really need to pay attention to Richard.
In his over 50 years of public life Samuel Adams worked as a failed brewer...
And a Philly corporation managed to resurrect his recipes for piss-like beer.
Sheesh you really need to pay attention to Richard.
I need to pay attention to the fact that the National Park Service isn't allowed to say how old the Grand Canyon is.
Meanwhile, they are forced to sell a book that asserts the canyon was formed by runoff from Noah's flood.
That's what I need to pay attention to, not some self serving "I wanna be a player" homophobe.
missannieangel
Fuck you in the damn ass, you cocksucking bull=whore.
Sorry, Labatts has that market cornered.
I need to pay attention to the fact that the National Park Service isn't allowed to say how old the Grand Canyon is.
Erosion is just a theory...
Troll, America has nothing to say to you. You are fighting age - if you really believe in this war, you'd join up. Until then, you are either a go-along coward, or you are a liar.
Probably, you are both.
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Richards mama is namestealing him.
personally i love armed conflict.
you may wonder about my perpetual tan.
hell, me and boehner got a lot in common.
thanks for all the support guys. we'll make sure the job gets done on your behalf.
suckers.
Not your fault Barry. Things started going downhill at 1:03 a.m.
Too bad Thers didn't smite as threatened. Then, when annie reset her modem and obtained a new IP address, Thers could have emailed the abuse department at her ISP and had her permanently cut off from that end.
Posting after you've been banned could be construed as trespassing, and probably cyberstalking as well.
'Night, normals.
They're 11,000 troops short of Duh-bya's buildup....er, McCain's buildup.
Oh, whatever.
Women shouldn't join the army. We are meant to keep the home fires burning, I'd only make all the men distracted with my beauty.
Why do you hate America?
They're 11,000 troops short of Duh-bya's buildup....er, McCain's buildup.
Oh, whatever.
Pitchforks & Torches
Sounds like Bush, McCain and Lieberman need to endorse Operation Yellow Elephant...
The Grand Canyon only exists to the extent it agrees with some recently-concocted religious bullshit?
Imagine the old girl gives a fuck what some fruitcups think? The Colorado's gonna be grindin' away long after they've come-and-gone...
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Zut, you are really really stupid.
Not your fault Barry. Things started going downhill at 1:03 a.m.
Too bad Thers didn't smite as threatened. Then, when annie reset her modem and obtained a new IP address, Thers could have emailed the abuse department at her ISP and had her permanently cut off from that end.
Posting after you've been banned could be construed as trespassing, and probably cyberstalking as well.
'Night, normals.
zut
Oh, I forgot about that law the wingers passed about cyberstalking on blogs.
This would be an excellent test.
Good nite zut.
I'd only make all the men distracted with my beauty.
I'm gay, a Kinsey 6 at that. There's no way you could distract me.
What can allowing namestealers to post after Shoe has been banned be construed as? Considering he doesn't hide his true identity???
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?
annie -- ever hear of a little script called Clouseau that can trace you back to your actual IP address even if you're using a proxy?
You know nothing.
FOAD.
A crucial element of the plan would include more than doubling the State Department’s reconstruction efforts throughout the country, an initiative intended by the administration to signal that the new strategy would emphasize rebuilding as much as fighting.
I know how to paint houses.
The Grand Canyon only exists to the extent it agrees with some recently-concocted religious bullshit?
Imagine the old girl gives a fuck what some fruitcups think? The Colorado's gonna be grindin' away long after they've come-and-gone...
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TelltaleHeart
Exacarachary.
Can you imagine, all the flood drained out thur ONE place... God couldn't find time to put in more than one drain?
And where did it drain to?
If you say you're gay, you can't be in the army. So who cares about you?
...but then, I'm not in Iraq. Neither is analannie. Regardless, there are no gay troops there, EVERYBODY knows that.
Seriously, troll, think in three dimensions, you might learn something.
Why do you hate America?
missannieangel
Because of you and strictly because of you. The other thing I noticed when I was sodomizing you, was how you held a picture of Condi Rice, sighed, and whispered, so sadly, "If only it was you, with a big strap-on dildo ..."
Oh zut, I'm so scared of you!!!!1!!!#
'night Zut.
Shoelimpy is mine, until I get bored with "her" who thinks that perpetuating the deaths of women and children is grist for a comedic riff.
Sleep well, tomorrow is one day closer to a Bush-free world.
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I need to pay attention to the fact that the National Park Service isn't allowed to say how old the Grand Canyon is.
Meanwhile, they are forced to sell a book that asserts the canyon was formed by runoff from Noah's flood.
Next time I visit there, I need to remember to bring a Sharpie, so I can deface those stupid books, write "Christian bullshit" and "lies" in them, and draw pictures of ejaculating cocks on the covers.
Recently I read somewhere that 20% of the troops in Iraq know at least one confirmed gay person serving alongside them.
Welcome to the real world. That one the repukes are touting doesn't exist.
Recently I read somewhere that 20% of the troops in Iraq know at least one confirmed gay person serving alongside them.
It's a uniform thing.
I'm sure lots of gay people serve, and I thank them. But you can't say you are gay and serve.
Not my rules. I'd let them be as open as they want.
"If only it was you, with a big strap-on dildo ..."
Le Jackel
You know you're talking to a guy, right?
And he doesn't give a flip what you say so long as you keep talking to him. You could talk about fucking salt and he's still gonna respond.
FYI
I've sucked 376 cocks in my life so far.
Good night for real, Telltaleheart, Barry, and Le Jackel, (even though I don't know you).
Good night Pitchforks & Torches, and good night Sarah, if you're lurking. 'Night, Lord Nelson.
And good night troll noises, everywhere.
Bye zut.
Night, R. Crumb.
I'm all woman, more than any of you could handle and that is what makes you sexist assholes insane.
You want me, but yet you know I'd never even speak to you in real life, except for Jeffraham. He's not like the rest of you. I like Ntodd too.
"The other thing I noticed when I was sodomizing you, was... "
Good god. You fucked that drunken Judd Nelson-waanabe closet blood-lusting coward in his horrible crusty ass?
That takes "taking one for the team" to a whole new level. You will be up for the purple heart, as soon as the chankres appear. I wouldn't have rogered that pathetic shitstain with Rush Limbaugh's mummified thighbone.
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FYI
Central Scrutinizer
You sir, are correct. Still it's kind of fun in a dumb-ass sort of way. It probes their minds and explores their limits.
Trollie, I wouldn't do you with NTodd's dick.
Telltaleheart jerks off to sex informercials in his mamas basement.
One day he hopes to be able to afford a plastic woman. The real ones scare him too much.
Fuck NTodd. I hate that asshole.
Ntodd would do me in a heartbeat. Ask him. He makes no secret of his lust for me.
Telltale, I must say you Brits take your tea and your creative insults very seriously. That was a good laugh, thank you.
It probes their minds and explores their limits.
Le Jackel
It just keeps them coming back for more, and to what end?
You're not dealing with a sane person here.
"Telltaleheart jerks off to sex informercials in his mamas basement."
That'a a capital "H" there, fella.
And my momma's dead, which is cool. She lived a life of incredible dignity and worth. Made the world a better place.
You?
Yep.
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CS, I tried to change the subject awhile back, but to no avail. Trollie is drunk and is violating his/her own religion with sex-baiting talk.
Goodnight, all you normal folks out there.
Peace to you and yours,
It's time to make my exit, not for troll reasons but for time. Thanks all & good night/day.
Your mama took it up the bum on the docks for dimes.
TelltaleHeart:
Well, I was pretty mellowed from the excess skank from my heroin for Iraq plan. Plus Ahmed Chalabi convinced me it was a good idea. Plus I was in Minnesota and what the hell else are you going to do in Minnesota?
I'm sick of the namestealing. It stops and I go away.
SOunds like a good deal to me.
I'm sick of the namestealing. It stops and I go away.
Who is name staling, except you?
I have never stolen a name. Richard is stealing Shoe's name and my name. You all know it.
I'm sick of it. If it stops, I'll go away forever.
Richard is gone, so it has stopped.
Now leave.
"Pitchforks & Torches @ 3:59 am "
'Twere't nuthin', thanks for saying so. We all do what we can to save lives, and make a positive difference.
Speaking of which, your contributions power peace forward, and will save lives of people you and I will probalbly never meet. For that, I am so grateful to you.
One day, you an I will be rid of this nonsense and the sun will shine. On that same day, many miles away, the troll will be arrested for exposing himself to a busload of retired folk, who will mock him mercilessly and with denture-loosening gaiety.
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Annie, get over the fact that born as a man and dressed as a woman, you still look mannish.
Should have taken more drugs.
Well Barry, see I have a stat counter (how is anchorage?) and I can see if we are getting hits from this board. When I see the hits and I click the link, it's because one of you asshats is namestealing.
Do you ken me lad????? Huh??? Do ya??? If it stops, I'll stay away. How hard is that to understand?
It's not like I like anyone here, except Jeffraham and Ntodd.
Oh grow up, Barry.
And goodnight.
"It's not like I like anyone here, except Jeffraham and Ntodd."
And the troll loves me too. "She" has ...got me under "her" skin...
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can you run a stat counter monitoring somebody else's server/page?
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You're not going anywhere, putzold. You LIVE to be the turd in the punchbowl.
Well Barry, see I have a stat counter (how is anchorage?) and I can see if we are getting hits from this board. When I see the hits and I click the link, it's because one of you asshats is namestealing.
You got 1 tonight from me, and it is the ugliest, most unreadable page since the invention of the tag.
Well Barry, see I have a stat counter (how is anchorage?)
It is a place where you would not survive 30 minutes.
can you run a stat counter monitoring somebody else's server/page?
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Tacitus Voltaire
Actually, yes.
So the bitch is gone (or he, she, but most likely it). I want to get back to why Tony Romo is a loser (to be honest he worships Satan). I think that's fair, plus why the Seahawks are the team of destiny (mainly because I say so).
"can you run a stat counter monitoring somebody else's server/page?"
Not without breaking the law, I shouldn't think. Maybe the skank troll-guy is the preznit hisself? Law-breaking is Bush's M.O...
But such things require smarts, or friends, and foolish Shoelimpy wouldn't have invented "annie", if he'd have had either. So, as always with obvious-boy, the short odds are on "liar".
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if 'annieangel' is shoelimpy's invention, who is that in Barry's photo?
excuse me, i'm working in the department of stoopid questions tonite to pick up a little extra cash...
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LOLOL, I brushed my teeth, flossed and then hit refresh one last time....the counter is on MY PAGES, idiots.
God you people are stupid. Well, Barry seemed to be able to read.
Good for you Barry, you are the smartest one on here.
Good for you Barry, you are the smartest one on here.
missannieangel
I DO NOT take that as a compliment.
My friends here are all equally smart, and the source of the 'compliment' is tainted.
You run a stat counter on your "pages" which tells you who is namestealing on someone else's website?
Man, the boys from Google are sooo gonna bust down your door with YouTube-size bathtubs of cash for that little bit of code.
Wanna be my friend, lying shitface?
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"Actually, yes."
Well, live and learn. Thanks Barry.
Another educational day in the life of the reality-based community.
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so now i have found out that you either can or can not read packet metadata remotely, and annieangel is either that person in the photo or a fig newton of shoe's imagination
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so now i have found out that you either can or can not read packet metadata remotely, and annieangel is either that person in the photo or a fig newton of shoe's imagination
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Tacitus Voltaire.
Hee hee stat counters...
I r in ur site
Counting ur hits.
I r in ur site
Counting ur hits.
Barry from Alaska | Homepage | 01.07.07 - 4:43 am | #
most unlikely! i bet you can't even tell me what state i'm in...
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most unlikely! i bet you can't even tell me what state i'm in...
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Tacitus Voltaire
Hee hee, not from this, well I can't.
I'm an old html 1.0 guy, my ju ju is really outated now. JP is on top of things.
Actually, yes.
Barry from Alaska
Not legally, without permission. And I'd think whoever was running the server would notice it.
Can't sleep, clowns will eat me.
Not legally, without permission. And I'd think whoever was running the server would notice it.
Can't sleep, clowns will eat me.
JR, kerosene and a match
Give me a minute.
There are two main technological approaches to collecting web analytics data. The first method, logfile analysis, reads the logfiles in which the web server records all its transactions. Web servers have always recorded all their transactions in a logfile. The second method, page tagging, uses JavaScript on each page to notify a third-party server when a page is rendered by a web browser.
so, if you knew the page url, and had permission to read the log file, you could monitor traffic remotely. i'm sure you would need to hack an admin status logon to do that on most servers
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How does sitemeter or other measuring sites get how a particular blog/website is getting more hits.
So, the rumors of Negroponte taking over for Condi so that she can replace Dick are beginning to circulate in the more mainstream blogosphere.
Heehee, I love serious gossip in the morning.
Morning peeps.
Sitemeter does a transmit back.
Can't sleep, clowns will eat me.
weasles rip my flesh
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Exactly, not legally, without permission.
However, knowing if someone from Eschaton visited the moppet's ssite doesn't require that. Most site counters also can see the refering page url.
So, the rumors of Negroponte taking over for Condi so that she can replace Dick are beginning to circulate in the more mainstream blogosphere.
Heehee, I love serious gossip in the morning.
Morning peeps.
ql in ny
ql, I've been waiting for this to come up.
Condi would have to pass the Senate to replace Dick, and she can't.
Nice dream on the rethugh side however.
Most site counters also can see the refering page url.
JR, kerosene and a match | 01.07.07 - 5:06 am | #
is there someplace that lists all the data elements per packet stored in these logs?
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Hell, I cant remember squat right now, expecially intertrube stuff.
I'll track another web site tomorrow, when fingers aren't so drunk.
It can be done, I know it.
is there someplace that lists all the data elements per packet stored in these logs?
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Tacitus Voltaire
Are you kidding me... Seagate can't build drives fast enough to store that kind of data.
is there someplace that lists all the data elements per packet stored in these logs?
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Tacitus Voltaire
Oh, maybe homepage of the folks that make the software.
You'd have to know which stat meter was running. Annies on blogger, so it's whatever blogger uses.
Condi so that she can replace Dick
wonder if the KKK still votes GOP with colin and condi having been in W's cabinet
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I'll track another web site tomorrow, when fingers aren't so drunk.
Barry from Alaska
Whatcha after?
i meant what pieces of info per access, like web address of the account accessing the page, referring URL, time of access, - and what else?
i know, boring techie question
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I'll track another web site tomorrow, when fingers aren't so drunk.
Barry from Alaska
Whatcha after?
JR, kerosene and a match
Nothing really.. . just the question came up, could someone who doesn't own a site monitor its traffic.
I said yes.
if you could hack superuser logon, you could read anybody's stat files. but net admins are paid to be all over stuff like that
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When you preview a page that contains a Hit Counter, the Hit Counter does not advance past the number one. This problem occurs if you host the page that contains the Hit Counter on a Microsoft Internet Information Server (IIS) for Microsoft Windows NT Server.
CAUSE
This behavior occurs if the IUSR_ account does not have sufficient permissions to read and write to the .htm.cnt file, where is the name of the Windows NT server and is the name of the page that contains the Hit Counter.
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sorry, i didn't escape the things in the text that looked like unparseable tags to Haloscam, so they didn't get printed
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My trio of cats demand i must go to bed.
I reluctantly, agree.
Nite bats.
The Imperial Presidency 2.0
In 2006, the voters sent Mr. Bush a powerful message that it was time to rein in his imperial ambitions. But we have yet to see any sign that Mr. Bush understands that — or even realizes that the Democrats are now in control of the Congress. Indeed, he seems to have interpreted his party’s drubbing as a mandate to keep pursuing his fantasy of victory in Iraq and to press ahead undaunted with his assault on civil liberties and the judicial system.
put impeach, back on the table..
Hey strangers
lb!
I was going to ask TJ about you yesterday.
Where are you these days. My daughter is in NO as we speak.
ql!!!
I'm just back home after Christmas in Spain (go frequent flier miles.) Been here a lot - but working like crazy...
All the news here is about the recent murders - the latest one block up from me. Scout of course has all the good post links.
How long is your daughter in town? Need any restaurant recommendations etc?
Thanks, but she is with my sil probably through tomorrow. I take it you are working. Are your kids in school?
My kids are Mr lb and the cats. All should be schooled, I agree, but no one will take them. I'm still geeking out, trying to meet deadlines and adjust to living in the same time zone as Mr lb.
I think Lil' Dizzy's on Esplanade may be dark on Monday - but if not, point her there for a real NOLA/creole luch (The Baquet family). Esplanade, one block before Claiborne.
Good morning, all. Found this joke in an old file, thought i would start it circulating again:
George Bush went to an elementary school to talk to the kids to get a little positive PR. After his talk,he offered question and answer time. One little boy put up his hand and George asked him his name.
"Stanley," responded the little boy.
"And what is your question, Stanley?"
"I have 4 questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/3 of all Americans don't have health insurance?"
Just then, the bell rang for recess. George Bush informed the kiddies that they will continue with their questions after recess.
When they resumed George said, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right, question and answer time. Who has a question?"
Another little boy put up his hand. George asked him his name.
"Steve," he responds.
"And what is your question, Steve?"
"Actually, I have 6 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/3 of all Americans don't have health insurance? Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley?"
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Brown says Saddam hung in deplorable way
paltry?
Americablog reports Big Oil served in Iraq with 30 year contracts.
Well, things are a little too slow for me. think i'll check back in after sunrise.
Later
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Morning, rational people.
lb, it's great to see you!
Morning, all
Morning, DWD
It looks like it's just us two this morning, or at least right now.
I'm kind of lurking. There really isn't much else to say. I'm reading The One Percent Solution and it's just reenforcing everything I've been reading on the internets for the past six years.
What is simply amazing to me is that whatever this administration does or says: I am on the opposite side of it.
Now they would like to do more underground nuclear testing? Building bombs we can't use for an enemy that no longer exists. . . .
Ah, but our strength is not in numbers but in excellence. Therefore I am in good company.
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morning, all
here in d.c. having trouble with internet, want my money back!
Happy Marine 234th!
Visited Vietnanm memorial for first time yesterday, gorgeous fall colors, lots of folks here for Vets Day tomorrow.
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