I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Pelosi!
We're making progress?
FUCK BUSH
Old Man, looks like you and me.
I do know what geeks like...
aw geez
It's safe than NOLA.
! 
Me, I'm rootin' for the Eagles.
closer to NYC.
And maybe Atrios will link to me as a result thereof.
Heh.
SafER. Way to blow the fucking joke, nimrod.
Yeah, but it's no worse than Philly on a Saturday night.
With that, I yield back the balance of my time.
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Watertiger--how's your brother doing? He seemed to be feeling poorly at the holidays. I hope he's headed for remission.
For god's sake, this is like holding a party at a dead run.
Like Sec Def Gates, I'm no expert, but that doesn't sound good.
Wait! This is a report from "al-Reuters!" They are practically insurgents!
/malkin
Evening, rational people.
He's burning out the hyperdrive again.....
i'm escaping from reality by watching the cheesy made for SciFi "Grendel"
Real NYers hate Philly.
(And my relatives are all buried there.)
sallyh,
he's doing okay. they're trying to get the cocktail just so.
Drink faster!!
Way to go, Captain Bringdown.
* BAGHDAD - Police in Baghdad found 31 bodies, many shot dead and tortured, in the 24 hours to Saturday night, an interior ministry source said.
but 20k more troops will stop this bloodshed by enabling us to kill more iraqis
did i mention that War is Peace?
.
We're making progress?
Turning the corner, and last throes and shit...
NYers hate philly because we can rent an apartment for less than 3 grand here
I'd say 21,500 more combat Americans airlifted into Baghdad ought to set things straight.
Real NYers hate Philly.
Are you insinuating that I'm somehow augmented?
Damn you, Philadelphians! *shakes fist*
I won both flokati rugs - two fer one, retail, if I bought retail ever. No more cold toesies ever again. Fuzzy!
.
Excuse me. Please do carry on.
NYers hate philly because we can rent an apartment for less than 3 grand here
They must *really* hate Pittsburgh...
NYers hate philly because we can rent an apartment for less than 3 grand here
Well, yeah, there's that.
And the 3K doesn't even get you a fuckin' roofdeck.
http://uggabugga.blogspot.com/
20...tatistical.html
it was 290 families who endured deaths for christmas (not the 180 i saw elsewhere). insteading of talking about highest casualties rates, the spin is about sending more in.
BeoWulf is DA MAN (or Die Mensch?)
Duce is "running behind his pads".
It all makes sense to me now.
I once drove in Philly....
Almost fun.
Why didn't the Texans draft Beowulf?
Are you insinuating that I'm somehow augmented?
Well, we'd need you to show us yer tits to make a final judgement...
Are you insinuating that I'm somehow augmented?
Naa, you're just augmentated.
Well, we'd need you to show us yer tits to make a final judgement...
[narrows eyes at NTodd]
NY'ers hate Pittsburgh if they've ever flown US Airways...
"Who's not civilized?" *kapow!*
The NFL has totally abandoned the ol' "Statue of Liberty" play.
Good King Exposition and Young Prince Mullet...
NY'ers hate Pittsburgh if they've ever flown US Airways...
I don't think we're a hub anymore...
CNN:
"A Kurdish army brigade in northern Iraq is undergoing intensive urban combat training as it readies for deployment in the latest Baghdad security operation and is expected to take on the capital's Mehdi Army Shiite militia, its commander said Saturday."
Am I just a nervous nelly or is this NOT a good idea?
I want Mel Gibson to make Beowulf in Olde English.
Þæt wæs god cyning.
Is that a gun? And did he just tell him to try to hit the "thingy over there"?
Why didn't the Texans draft Beowulf?
Not a team player.
wha? a crossbow/bazooka?
"A Kurdish army brigade in northern Iraq is undergoing intensive urban combat training as it readies for deployment in the latest Baghdad security operation and is expected to take on the capital's Mehdi Army Shiite militia, its commander said Saturday."
Am I just a nervous nelly or is this NOT a good idea?
You are just a nervous nelly. After all, these people supposedly don't even speak the same language.
I want Mel Gibson to make Beowulf in Olde English.
He'll slay Grendelberg.
Why don't they just call it the Screen Door play?
Aunty Barmy--can I come too, if I promise to bring DuPar's pie and coffee? And some reuben sammiches?
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
Yes, you may. I got both flokatis, toes will be warm.
"NYer" doesn't necessarily mean the city.
We're a state too.
He'll slay Grendelberg.
The bastard was charging 30% interest on those jerkins!
I want Mel Gibson to make Beowulf in Olde English.
I want Robert Zemeckis and Neil Gaiman to make Beowulf with Crispin Glover as Grendel.
It'll probably never happen.
Am I just a nervous nelly or is this NOT a good idea?
The Pesh Murga vs the Mhadi Army in Sadr City? What could possibly go wrong?
Reggie Bush gains twenty then loses ten.
I suppose it's a net positive.
Is he calling that prince Young Finn or Young Thing?
We're a state too.
[scratches head]
Quoi?
[runs out of the room]
"January 14, 2007
Military Expands Intelligence Role in U.S.
By ERIC LICHTBLAU and MARK MAZZETTI
WASHINGTON, Jan. 13 — The Pentagon has been using a little-known power to obtain banking and credit records of hundreds of Americans and others suspected of terrorism or espionage inside the United States, part of an aggressive expansion by the military into domestic intelligence gathering." http://www.nytimes.com/2007/01/
1...agewanted=print
Mostly clear and much colder with a hard freeze. Lows 21 to 31. West wind 10 to 20 mph.
Phoenix! It's a dry cold!
Reggie Bush gains twenty then loses ten.
I suppose it's a net positive.
Is this some kind of Nutrisystem thing?
AY! Banditos!
"Look at me! I'm a size tsew!"
I want Robert Zemeckis and Neil Gaiman to make Beowulf with Crispin Glover as Grendel.
Shorter Grendel: "I can KICK!"
I want Robert Zemeckis and Neil Gaiman to make Beowulf with Crispin Glover as Grendel
effin' brilliant idea, that..
"Am I just a nervous nelly or is this NOT a good idea?"
Hmm, I am still trying to work that line out.
ah hell
Nevermind.
My gut feeling is that bit on the Kurds is not a good idea.
I'll take the Peshmerga, with the points.
You are just a nervous nelly. After all, these people supposedly don't even speak the same language.
Supposedly. In the country next door.
Yep. Nervous Nelly
Why don't they just call it the Screen Door play?
Better yet, how about Backdoor Man Play?
BAGHDAD - Police in Baghdad found 31 bodies, many shot dead and tortured, in the 24 hours to Saturday night, an interior ministry source said.
Saturday night's the night for fighting. Last week...
*BAGHDAD - Police recovered the bodies of 71 people around Baghdad in the 24 hours to Saturday evening, an Interior Ministry source said. These included 27 bodies found in the Haifa Street area of central Baghdad.
Are you insinuating that I'm somehow augmented?
I'm saying when Iraq invades the U.S. and civil war breaks out, I hope you'll do your duty and take arms against Philly.
17° here. We're between rounds of sleet and freezing rain.
CGI Grendel anyone?
"Look at me! I'm a size tsew!"
I like stew.
The Jew-saving tackle?
I want Robert Zemeckis and Neil Gaiman to make Beowulf with Crispin Glover as Grendel.
==
Couldn't you find a part in there for Orlando Jones?
The Pesh Murga vs the Mhadi Army in Sadr City? What could possibly go wrong?
We should toss in a few Taliban just for good measure.
Oh, that's "quality" CGI there
If NO kicks another fucking field goal, I'm turnin' the sumbitch OFF.
Quoi?
Outside the city you don't have to pay 3k per month. That's all.
Grendel doesn't look so much half-man, half-beast so much as all-CGI to me.
Actually, he looks rather a lot like SS Doomtrooper...
(Grendel Lewis Can't Lose!)
Phoenix! It's a dry cold!
Dry cold is...
cold.
Dry heat, on the other hand....
(Or would that be "Parker Beowulf"?)
I love those quick passes to the tight end. Dallas won several Lombardi Trophies, in part, by that play.
"
Phoenix! It's a dry cold!
Dr. Barmpot Shouty-Crackers"
Until the pipes burst.
I am in San Antonio and we canceled vacation this week because of the expected freeze. We have an 85 year old in the household and we could just see all the potentials with us out of town and expectation of air traffic being botched up for a few days.
Outside the city you don't have to pay 3k per month. That's all.
I'm teasin' ya, mang.
Police recovered the bodies of 71 people around Baghdad in the 24 hours to Saturday evening, an Interior Ministry source said.
What Interior Ministry source? Jamil Hussein? If it's such a great source, how come he won't use his name? How do we know he even exists? Maybe nobody died! Why don't you talk about all the schools that are being painted?
/wingnuts
17° here. We're between rounds of sleet and freezing rain.
Pfft. What I wouldn't give for 17°.
TOUCHDOWN!
Ooo... "Morning brought mourning... Tears for the dead."
Heavy.
Touchdown!
Reggie Bush ladies and gentlemen!!!
It's the same quality CGI that was so proudly displayed in that SCIFi movie about the giant monster nazi soldier...
The Jew-saving tackle?
watertiger
Grabbed him by the talles.
It was a Jew-string tackle.
So when Bush challenged others to come up a plan that works he offered just more of the same...
Saturday night's the night for fighting. Last week...
Well, the rainy season is coming.
Good thing.
Reggie bush runs counter intuitively
TD NOLA and cheesy CGI for da monstah.
Temp's holding above freezing, may dodge the bullet til tomorrow.
Oh my god, it's whatsherface from Star Trek!
"The Pesh Murga vs the Mhadi Army in Sadr City? What could possibly go wrong?
We should toss in a few Taliban just for good measure.
Samshed Crackpot "
If you do that, what about a Young Republican Christian Brigade or something as well.
Reggie bush runs counter intuitively
George Bush runs counter productively.
Wow, haloscan not only wouldn't let me post, it booted me right off the net.
Anyway, and OT, Ruth's BOnus Critter Blogging is up for your viewing pleasure.
I'm teasin' ya, mang.
Me too. Actually I have to visit Philly soon to see the King Tut exhibit. Anyone wanna come?
"When the Saints Came Marching In"
Tomorrow's headlines today.
Ew!
Do NOT play commercials with Mike Ditka during a Saints game!
"I don't haveta chow joo no steenking batches!"
I'd say the Texans owner is one of the few people in TX that can make John Cornyn look like a genius.
Their sons, Rin and Stimpy...
I'm going to bed. So is Arthur. The lemon tree is wrapped up warm and cozy - so is the jasmine and the hibiscus, the kumquats and the gerania. THe tomatoes are covered up too. Everything else is on its own.
Goodnight!
.
The king's sons, Ren & Unthuth!
Unthuth, you eeeediot!
That Coors commercial was possibly the stoopidest commercial evah -- in a world of stoopid commercials.....
Because these people would have died sometime in their lives, in fact it really doesn't mean anything in the long run, does it? It's all the same in the end, right?
In fact, these deaths are a sign of progress. I mean, we have been in Iraq for 3+ years and they haven't been killed yet...How do you know we didn't extend their lives 3 years, even if they would be dead of old age in the near future.
You didn't think these things because you hate America and freedom.
-
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Lt.Troi is not aging well.
I feel...such pain!
(that's just the script)
Is the exposition over now?
Um, Marina, you know you're not gonna get an Oscar for this, right?
Oh my god, it's whatsherface from Star Trek!
I'd hit it!
Which whatserface?
Lt.Troi is not aging well.
What's she appearing in?
Wait, I seem to recall that Xena fought Grendel.
Lt.Troi is not aging well.
Empathizing with every fucking wacko on the Enterprise is wearing...
Which whatserface
Deanna Troi.
Oh my god, it's whatsherface from Star Trek!
I'd hit it!
Which whatserface?
NTodd, Bunny Polygamist | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 9:20 pm | #
Careful.
It could be Dr. Pulaski.
Or Troi's mom.
Okay, my search for who should play the Joker in the next Batman movie has just ended.
aeon_flux : Lt.Troi is not aging well.
Awwww -- she looks beautiful! Well, for a mad queen!
Men are always coming and going...
And going and coming...and always too soon!
Whatever happened to Beverly Crusher?
Men are always coming and going...
And going and coming...and always too soon!
And they come with great purpose!
Okay, my search for who should play the Joker in the next Batman movie has just ended.
Is this going to be like Cheney heading the search for Bush's Veep?
Which whatserface?
NTodd, Bunny Polygamist
If it's Lt. Uhuru. ca. 1967, then dayum.
And going and coming...and always too soon! watertiger
Are you saying you're tired?
Men are always coming and going...
And going and coming...and always too soon!
watertiger
Look, I'm sorry about the hug thing.
Dr. Barmpot,
I hear ya - I put extra mulch down on the bulbs and roses and honeysuckles.
It's going down to ~20 tonight and has been raining all day down here in Dallas.
Whatever happened to Beverly Crusher?
Doing Microsoft commercials.
Look at me! I'm a size tsew!"
I haven't been a size teeeww since I was twelve!!! My bones are hollow!!!! I feel so sexy!!!!!
See, that Landrieu quote [previous thread] is a perfect example of the smarmy, mealy-mouthed, cliché-saturated vapidity that makes me want to herd politicians into a pit and break out the .60-caliber machine gun.
Yes, yes, I'm aware that received wisdom is that politicians have to talk like this, and that politics couldn't survive if plain-spoken honesty were the rule, etc. This argument, however, is insufficient to suppress my gag reflex. I simply can't relax and enjoy it.
This is only one of a host of issues, but the only thing that will break politicians of the habit of slithering along on paths of happy horseshit is constant reminders from We the People that We're not having it. The Democrats started making just these kinds of noises about major issues before and after 11/7, and would leave it at that if they thought they could get away with it.
posted this earlier today. About he affects on the general populus in Iraq. Eating garbage, trying to salvage metal from bombs, saw it in nam, can believe every word. Call it Condi's Children:
http://tinyurl.com/t3fy4
It's Marina Sirtis, folks --you know better.
I see there's little point in trying to elevate the general cultural tone here tonight. Fine. I'll be rolling one with Dobbsy.
Men are always coming and going...
And going and coming...and always too soon!
And they come with great purpose!
Some say my balls are the toast of the town.
Look, I'm sorry about the hug thing.
I can embrace as long as needed. It's all in the breathwork.
Are you saying you're tired?
From here down, I'm kaput!
Look, I'm sorry about the hug thing.
[laughy face]
Am I just a nervous nelly or is this NOT a good idea?
EkCenTrik
It's the no sect left behind plan.
Þæt wæs god cyning.
Colbert's Apprentice | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 9:11 pm | #
i managed to make it about a third of the way through beowulf in OE last year with the help of a dictionary, but the case endings confuse me so i often wasn't exactly sure who was doing what to whom
.
Hi batses. This is my one and only post for the night. Have to get up at 4:00 a.m. to get the Mrs. to the airport so she can fly to Dallas. So off to bed I go. Aren't you glad?
Troi's mom = Roddenberry's wife
I haven't been a size teeeww since I was twelve!!! My bones are hollow!!!! I feel so sexy!!!!!
[laughing uncontrollably]
so i often wasn't exactly sure who was doing what to whom
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Tacitus Voltaire | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 9:24 pm | #
Beowulf is about my sex life.
The Democrats started making just these kinds of noises about major issues before and after 11/7, and would leave it at that if they thought they could get away with it.
Yes, you're right. All the Dems did that, and they're all just terrible people.
Raining like hell!
Eddy loves me
Wiley?
Zoe Butt!
32 degrees, "feels like 25"
WHew WHOOO - reminds me of my not so idyllic childhood in Nebraska!
Troi's mom = Roddenberry's wife
= the computer voice.
I haven't been a size teeeww since I was twelve!!! My bones are hollow!!!! I feel so sexy!!!!!
"My husband says another 10 pounds and he'll touch me!"
I haven't been a size teeeww since I was twelve!!! My bones are hollow!!!! I feel so sexy!!!!!
I'd like to slap her silly. What a moron.
I have longer T-shirts than Nichelle Nichols' original StarFleet uniform.
Garcia makes one completeion and the announcer says " he's getting into a rythym".
I'm so glad they pay these guys millions to be entertaining.
Look at me! I'm a size tsew!"
I haven't been a size teeeww since I was twelve!!! My bones are hollow!!!! I feel so sexy!!!!!
Henry Flower
I hate, hate, hate that commercial.
"My husband says he has his wife back"
Did she go somewhere? And did he marry a woman or a dress size?
Grabbed him by the talles.
It was a Jew-string tackle.
SteveLG, proudly pre 9/11 | 01.13.07 - 9:18 pm | #
your tsitsas are showing
.
"It's the no sect left behind plan.
Lumpenprolitariot"
Maybe they need a little Marvin Gaye
"Sectual Healing"
This argument, however, is insufficient to suppress my gag reflex. I simply can't relax and enjoy it.
==
You don't enjoy dumbing yourself sown? Whyever not?
Troi's mom = Roddenberry's wife
Majel Barrett. Nurse Chapel in TOS (and Number One in the dead pilot). They were married on my birthday. Like, the day I was born.
Check back after the game.
Bloodrayne next week?
I think that's the one my brother's friend starred in.
Marina Sirtis picture from her website...
http://www.marinasirtis.tv/galle...al/pages/
49.htm
I'd hit it.
Her kitty
http://www.marinasirtis.tv/galle...al/pages/
44.htm
another kitty...
http://www.marinasirtis.tv/galle...al/pages/
43.htm
still another...
http://www.marinasirtis.tv/galle...al/pages/
42.htm
= the computer voice.
Yes, that too.
Troi's mom = Roddenberry's wife
= the computer voice
= Nurse Chapel
Wait, is Beowulf talking smack to a *storm*???
I see there's little point in trying to elevate the general cultural tone here tonight. Fine. I'll be rolling one with Dobbsy.
mena
Has there *ever* been a Saturday night around here when that made sense?
"Marina Sirtis picture from her website..."
She never did much for me, but that photo is about the best I have seen. It makes her look like a real person.
[laughing uncontrollably]
yep
In other news, Will Wheaton is posting snarky reviews of the TNG, complete with Mark Foley jokes.
The NFL has totally abandoned the ol' "Statue of Liberty" play.
Max Planck
Let the WWE join up with the NFL...that I'd watch. Statue of Liberty, hail Mary, flea-flickers, double--no, triple reverse...
Tassles...apandex...fun boas...green and purple hair...
But hell, most of the action would be on the sidelines.
"51, Offense, hitting with the chair...10 yards!"
I see there's little point in trying to elevate the general cultural tone here tonight. Fine. I'll be rolling one with Dobbsy.
Dobbsy or Dobby?
"It's not YOUR small buisness. It's your small business with UPS.
ARRRRRRRRG!!!!
Beowulf is about my sex life.
rorschach | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 9:25 pm | #
i thought it looked like you.
we're ready to give you your claw back now
.
Grendel is going to attack the Knights who say Nee!
Did she go somewhere? And did he marry a woman or a dress size?
I don't think she's actually ever been outside lalaland.
This is some stellar acting right here.
the forest is a bit sparsely treed, ain't it?
we're ready to give you your claw back now
.
Tacitus Voltaire | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 9:30 pm | #
Be gentle.
Majel Barrett. Nurse Chapel in TOS (and Number One in the dead pilot). They were married on my birthday. Like, the day I was born.
About 12 years ago, she was on a program in Canada being interviewed along with a woman who was on DS9. The interviewer asked the question: "How did you get the part? "
Barrett's answer:
"I was sleeping with the producer!"
Got to love the honesty!
Yes, yes, I'm aware that received wisdom is that politicians have to talk like this,
didnt the midterms challenge that notion some?
Let the WWE join up with the NFL...that I'd watch. Statue of Liberty, hail Mary, flea-flickers, double--no, triple reverse...
Tassles...apandex...fun boas...green and purple hair...
But hell, most of the action would be on the sidelines.
"51, Offense, hitting with the chair...10 yards!"
Elmer, PHD
they really tried that a few yrs. back, forget what it was called.
Grendel is going to attack the Knights who say Nee!
so Grendel just wanted a nice shrubbery?
The glass teat has many and various sucklers.
With that, I yield back the balance of my time.
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Grendel is going to attack the Knights who say Nee!
Attaturk
Why don't the knights just offer Grendel a Tic-tac?
I don't think she's actually ever been outside lalaland.
And she was a cheerleader in high school.
Did she go somewhere? And did he marry a woman or a dress size?
My trophy hubbies are on a fairly strict diet as I need to fit about a dozen on the mantelpiece. So not too many beers.
Formation, circular!
Statue of Liberty, hail Mary, flea-flickers, double--no, triple reverse...
I like the occasional trick play.
Do the horns move to show expression?
Like One up and one down like a raised eyebrow with a question.
All horns down, serious and dour?
All horns up, happy and ready?
Backwards? Bose commercial?
Did she go somewhere? And did he marry a woman or a dress size?
I don't think she's actually ever been outside lalaland.
Henry Flower
Uh-huh - check out those eyes.
The light's been out in THAT attic for YEARS!
Grendel looks like the Hulk after a binge weekend.
Has there *ever* been a Saturday night around here when that made sense?
I've obviously arrived too late to catch up, so I'll just say hi and bye.
Has there *ever* been a Saturday night around here when that made sense?
==
I was hoping someone would notice that my attempt consisted of quoting TotSM in my konedy Mexican accent. Maybe if there was a pie involved....
Jeez, my Apple II made better CGI
My trophy hubbies are on a fairly strict diet as I need to fit about a dozen on the mantelpiece. So not too many beers.
But lots of red wine is okay, right?
NYers hate philly because we can rent an apartment for less than 3 grand here.
Bite me.
NYers are also famous for their courteous manners.
My trophy hubbies are on a fairly strict diet as I need to fit about a dozen on the mantelpiece. So not too many beers.
What about Dr Peppers?
Since when do Vikings have RPG's?
I don't know about this movie Eli.
THere's a disturbing lack of eatage.
And she was a cheerleader in high school.
omg, rolfolololol
NYers are also famous for their courteous manners.
"Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right."
Since when do Vikings have RPG's?
Neponset
It's all part of Brad Childress's new offensive scheme.
they really tried that a few yrs. back, forget what it was called.
1watt Hermit
XFL - and it sucked!
What about Dr Peppers?
Eli | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 9:33 pm | #
I like my Dr. Peppers like I like my queers.
Flaming!
Uh-huh - check out those eyes.
out of orbit
But lots of red wine is okay, right?
What about Dr Peppers?
See? You are not willing to suffer for comeliness.
they really tried that a few yrs. back, forget what it was called.
1watt Hermit
Vince McMahon started that league, didn't he?
What about Dr Peppers?
Speaking of that, my minion got me a six pack of Dublin Dr. Pepper for christmas.
If you fuck with the Beowulf, you get the horns. Or the crossbow RPG, or something.
NYers are also famous for their courteous manners
they sure can catch.
"Since when do Vikings have RPG's?"
They are Viking Insurgents right?
My trophy hubbies are on a fairly strict diet as I need to fit about a dozen on the mantelpiece. So not too many beers.
What sort of polish do you use on them?
Lincoln asked for a booth reivew -- look where that got him.
its raining outside, but its kind of a dry wet.
thisssssss is uuuuuuuuuuur countreeeeee
See? You are not willing to suffer for comeliness.
I was just trying to gauge the level of sacrifice so I could make an informed decision.
My trophy hubbies are on a fairly strict diet as I need to fit about a dozen on the mantelpiece. So not too many beers.
Echidne of the snakes
A dozen?
Jeez, you only had 10 last time I visited.
You been picking men up in the bus station again?
"Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right."
a fine movie
I fucking hate these Coors commercials.
Not all monsters want to eat me?
How disappointing.
XFL - and it sucked!
He Hate Me.
What's going on, here?
.
thisssssss is uuuuuuuuuuur countreeeeee
[narrows eyes at attaturk]
Speaking of that, my minion got me a six pack of Dublin Dr. Pepper for christmas.
Ex-cellent...
How is it? Is it noticeably different? Should I bother?
What sort of polish do you use on them?
Natural body oils work fairly well.
"its raining outside, but its kind of a dry wet."
So you are living inside a martini.
I am having a very difficult time with this photoshop I'm working on.
Vince McMahon started that league, didn't he?
flory
IIRC
Bush asked for his critics to offer a plan. Here it is. It is guaranteed to get us out of Iraq.
thisssssss is uuuuuuuuuuur countreeeeee
Attaturk
Kin I get a loan against it?
I fucking hate these Coors commercials.
Richard | 01.13.07 - 9:36 pm | #
But they are so FUCKING CLEVER because, like, the coaches aren't really there!
You been picking men up in the bus station again?
Nevah! Only in churches and mosques and synagogues. I'm saving souls.
Iggles TD
Forgot the closing a tag. I really do know how to do it...
This movie needs an appearance by Jar Jar Binks.
"Meesa noooooo like Grendel!"
[narrows eyes at attaturk] watertiger
What was that joke about why certain women squint....?
How is it? Is it noticeably different? Should I bother?
It's good, but maybe not as good as mexican coke.
At least it's made with sugar, so it's better for you.
Sort of.
[narrows eyes at attaturk]
watertiger
No Shriveling!
This movie needs an appearance by Jar Jar Binks.
Hrothjar Hrothjar Binks.
Iggles TD
translation for ordinary people not living in America. Something happened in the weird game called American football. A team called Eagles got something called touchdown. Which means someone ran a gauntlet with a melon-shaped ball.
I fucking hate these Coors commercials.
Richard
I hate the "Man Rules" commercials.
a fine movie
No where near as fine as the first one.
Natural body oils work fairly well.
do you ever oil them up, set them on fire, and dance around them?
:D
[narrows eyes at attaturk]
My Niece, at age 4, has already mastered The Look.
You been picking men up in the bus station again?
Nevah! Only in churches and mosques and synagogues. I'm saving souls.
Echidne of the snakes
That's my mom! Doing jeebus' work.
I hate the "Man Rules" commercials.
Really? I don't mind those.
No where near as fine as the first one.
agreed.
My Niece, at age 4, has already mastered The Look.
Now she needs to master The Eyebrow.
On c-span2/BookTV at 1:00 AM EST
Speech
The Joke's Over
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Steadman, Ralph Illustrator
Ralph Steadman talked about his memoir The Joke's Over: Bruised Memories, Gonzo, Hunter S. Thompson and Me, published by Harcourt. British artist and illustrator Ralph Steadman, who illustrated many of the works of Hunter S. Thompson, discussed his complicated friendship with the gonzo journalist from Woody Creek, Colorado. During this event, Mr. Steadman discussed the creation of gonzo journalism, shared stories about his time together with Hunter S. Thompson, and showed a large selection of his drawings. He also talked about Hunter S. Thompson's funeral.
This event of the new Denver Press Club author series, Quill and Sword, was held at the Denver Newspaper Agency auditorium.
This program contains language and images that some viewers may find offensive.
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And others may find splendid and invigorating.
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it is completely unreasonable that it is 25 degrees fahrenheit in Bezerkeley
this is not happening
and, it has nothing to do with global climate change - rush limbaugh told me that personally
.
I am having a very difficult time with this photoshop I'm working on.
Are you trying to graft a conscience onto der Chimpenfuhrer?
do you ever oil them up, set them on fire, and dance around them?
That would be Ba'al. I mostly just smear them with chocolate and...uh...
The girls have modern hair dos.
Damn.
I really am going to have to make my own eatage movie.
Now she needs to master The Eyebrow.
*That* I can do. I actually taught myself to do it ambidextrously. Or whatever the appropriate ambi- for eyebrows would be...
Really? I don't mind those.
I don't like anything that has Jimmy Johnson in it.
Now she needs to master The Eyebrow.
watertiger
Then there's the Patient Sigh....but she might not get that til she's five.
Natural body oils work fairly well.
[passes out]
I am having a very difficult time with this photoshop I'm working on.
Took Michaelangelo four years to paint the ceiling in the Sistine Chapel
Just sayin'.
Are you trying to graft a conscience onto der Chimpenfuhrer?
Actually, you're not too far off the mark.
Chicks dig Fancy Lads.
Check out the Saints!
This movie needs an appearance by Jar Jar Binks.
"Meesa noooooo like Grendel!"
Good opportunity for eatage, then, as well...
Ben Cross once had a career..
I hate the "Man Rules" commercials.
Those making them in the ad spot are millionaires several times over so...
Bush asked for his critics to offer a plan.
they cut out the part where he goes neener neener.
Here's a tip:
If your queen is insane, don't let her apply her own makeup.
Took Michaelangelo four years to paint the ceiling in the Sistine Chapel
He went blind, too, IIRC.
Actually, you're not too far off the mark. watertiger
I'm very insnarkative.
That's a big crossbow he's got there.
Took Michaelangelo four years to paint the ceiling in the Sistine Chapel
AND HE WASN'T EVEN A PAINTER!
The CROSSBOX BAZOOKA (the original IED)
I mostly just smear them with chocolate and...uh...
sounds yummy.
That's a big crossbow he's got there.
He's compensating.
its raining outside, but its kind of a dry wet.
the story
This is the wet kind...
Are you trying to graft a conscience onto der Chimpenfuhrer?
Actually, you're not too far off the mark.
Oh, hell. Four years is nothing.
I hope you have plenty of water and Nutri-grain bars.
Night, all.
That's a big crossbow he's got there.
NO FLIRTING
He went blind, too, IIRC.
That was Beethoven, iirc.
It's a Grendel field trip!
Beethoven was deaf.
We're gonna party like it's 999!
I can only conclude that Grendel must be a liberal.
That's a big crossbow he's got there.
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Maybe he's just happy to s.... ah, nevermind.
That was a touch as soon as he landed with the ball.
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It's a Grendel field trip!
I hope they use the buddy system.
Even Beowulf thinks that was a bit creepy and over the top...
Ah, the requisite "feast" scene.
Are you trying to graft a conscience onto der Chimpenfuhrer?
No, no. Shrub has found that the Chief Executive need not possess a conscience.
It's all good.
He went blind, too, IIRC.
His parents warned him he would...
...so he asked if he could just paint until he needed glasses.
Hey it's the Kinks from the "do it again" video
Friends don't let friends drink and slay.
I was snarking about Ludwig.
This "Hail Beowulf" business like a Young Republicans rally.
he he I didn't know Stoli made 'blueberry'...
Ben Cross once had a career..
Here's his next two projects...
Finding Rin Tin Tin (2007) (in production) .... Nikolaus
Species IV (2007) (V) (announced) .... Tom Hollander
That was Beethoven, iirc.
Beethoven painted frescoes at the Vatican?
Ah, the requisite "feast" scene.
There's suckling and then there's suckling.
The ground cannot cause a fumble.
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is it just me or are the refs not calling any holds on the Saints?
wooo. tense first half.
There's suckling and then there's suckling.
Sucklage.
The guy on the left has really pimped out that vest. He must have gotten one of those do it yourself stud-things.
the iggles cornerback punched the ball out of colston's hands
Emanuel Grendelstein.
Oh, and I don't mean literally blind. But his eyesight did go way down hill.
Really. What the hell is up with Jimmy Johnson's hair?
Young Prince Mullet's big love scene comin up
That was some cheap ass CGI just then.
wtf are all of you watching thats not football?
Dirty fucking hippie bear.
http://www.berkeley.edu/news/ber...2/14/
index.html
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Really. What the hell is up with Jimmy Johnson's hair?
It's CGI.
What the hell is up with Jimmy Johnson's hair?
Is that hair gel?
Ah, so Beowulf was handy with a broad sword. How was he with a broad?
wtf are all of you watching thats not football?
Grendel on Sci-Fi Channel.
Euphonius-
The made for teh SciFi channel, "Grendel"
Grendel's doing a scene from It's a Wonderful Life'
Fred C. Dobbs, republican role model:
"I know you want my money, motherfucker. I'm'a take yours first!"
oh, fuck it. this puppy ain't gonna bark.
Am I just a nervous nelly or is this NOT a good idea?
The Pesh Murga vs the Mhadi Army in Sadr City? What could possibly go wrong?
The Old Man From Scene 24 | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 9:13 pm |
I fully expect them to meet up in the middle of Baghdad, join arms, and perform some Bollywood numbers. Everthing will be just peachy!
Is that hair gel?
Model airplane glue.
What the hell is up with Jimmy Johnson's hair?
Looks like typical republican hair to me.
What the hell is up with Jimmy Johnson's hair?
That's one of those unanswerable eternal questions.
Grendel's doing a scene from It's a Wonderful Life'
Ren! Unferth! Don'tcha know me?
"I fully expect them to meet up in the middle of Baghdad, join arms, and perform some Bollywood numbers. Everthing will be just peachy!"
Thanks, I was worried there for a moment.
Heh heh ... Ball-dinger.
Is that hair gel?
Cameron Diaz is available again...
so i just see the saints holding. Im jsut nervous i guess.
so i just see the saints holding. Im jsut nervous i guess.
Just act casual and the cops won't hassle you.
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Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz have officially ended their relationship after almost four years together. The pair began dating in April 2003 after meeting at the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards. According to website Tmz.com, the pair issued a joint statement late yesterday announcing they have officially split, saying, "It has always been our preference not to comment on the status of our relationship, but, out of respect for the time we've spent together, we feel compelled to do so now, in light of recent speculation and the number of inaccurate stories that are being reported by the media. We have, in fact, ended our romantic relationship and have done so mutually and as friends, with continued love and respect for one another." Timberlake has been romantically linked to Scarlett Johansson after the two were seen spending time together at an after-party for his film Alpha Dog. The Lost In Translation actress also stars in Timberlake's latest music video "What Goes Around."
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Streep To Star in Film Version of 'Mamma Mia!'
Academy Award winner Meryl Streep is putting her vocal talents to the test in the Hollywood adaptation of ABBA musical Mamma Mia! The Devil Wears Prada star, 57, is set to play Donna, whose daughter Sophie is due to be married when she embarks on a journey to discover the identity of her father. It will be Streep's first musical. The film's producer, Judy Craymer, says, "(Streep) was always at the top of our wish list. She encapsulates the spirit and energy and has the powerhouse qualities that character requires." The movie features ABBA songwriters Bjorn Ulvaeus and Benny Andersson as executive producers, while the picture will be produced by Tom Hanks' production company Playtone. Mamma Mia! will begin shooting later this year in London and Greece, and reports suggest the film's release will coincide with the musical's 10th anniversary in 2009.
"All Hail Beowulf!"
"All Hail Beowulf!"
[Grendel appraoches]
[GULP]
"All Hail Grendel!"
Notice the Republican commies refused to replay Colston's TD from all the angles showing him land with the ball in slooowww motion bounce crunch etc.
Facists.
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Wait... so Richard is saying Justin Timberlake is dating Meryl Streep?
Streep To Star in Film Version of 'Mamma Mia!'
Academy Award winner Meryl Streep is putting her vocal talents to the test in the Hollywood adaptation of ABBA musical Mamma Mia! The Devil Wears Prada star, 57, is set to play Donna, whose daughter Sophie is due to be married when she embarks on a journey to discover the identity of her father. It will be Streep's first musical. The film's producer, Judy Craymer, says, "(Streep) was always at the top of our wish list. She encapsulates the spirit and energy and has the powerhouse qualities that character requires." The movie features ABBA songwriters Bjorn Ulvaeus and Benny Andersson as executive producers, while the picture will be produced by Tom Hanks' production company Playtone. Mamma Mia! will begin shooting later this year in London and Greece, and reports suggest the film's release will coincide with the musical's 10th anniversary in 2009.
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"I fully expect them to meet up in the middle of Baghdad, join arms, and perform some Bollywood numbers. Everthing will be just peachy!"
Thanks, I was worried there for a moment.
EkCenTrik | 01.13.07 - 9:52 pm
Well, they may also try and sing some Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake numbers, so that might be a problem.
[Grendel appraoches]
[GULP]
"All Hail Grendel!"
I said Boo-urns.
Streep To Star in Film Version of 'Mamma Mia!'
I find it hard to believe that Meryl Streep is having a hard time paying the rent.
Cameron Diaz is available again... NTodd
I was staying out of your way.
My nasty cunt reeks like vomit. I hate mankind like the infected postules on my barren fallopian tubes. Being an old and decrepit fuckwit is irreversible and my best years are so far behind me. I'll be dead within ten years....thankfully.
Well, they may also try and sing some Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake numbers, so that might be a problem.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins"
Fuck a duck, we are all doomed.
Wait... so Richard is saying Justin Timberlake is dating Meryl Streep?
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That kid is everywhere!
Ugh.
Cameron Diaz is inutterably unattractive.
Ingrid waits patiently for Finn to talk about how he has noble blood again.
This scene is like Dawson's Creek 650AD
Ok. What loser has nothing better to do on a Saturday night than troll around here hating on women?
This little soliloquy is hardly stirring.
I heard Lindsay Lohan is due to star in "Bugs!," a musical version of Starship Troopers.
That guy was drinking candle wax
I'm not sure.
.
streep and anthony hopkins should do a movie. a psychological thriller.
Well, they may also try and sing some Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake numbers, so that might be a problem.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins"
Fuck a duck, we are all doomed.
EkCenTrik | 01.13.07 - 9:56 pm
The pesh merga singing SexyBack could indeed be taken as a sign of the end times. Or of the ushering in of an era of peace and tranquility.
I think Stimpy likes Ingrid...
I heard Lindsay Lohan is due to star in "Bugs!," a musical version of Starship Troopers.
That sounds delightful.
I heard Lindsay Lohan is due to star in "Bugs!," a musical version of Starship Troopers.
Thers | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 9:57 pm | #
Well, I just hope they stay true to Heinlein's pure vision, unlike that Verhoeven fucker!
I find it hard to believe that Meryl Streep is having a hard time paying the rent.
She's got a place with in NYC, with a rooftop.
I heard Lindsay Lohan is due to star in "Bugs!," a musical version of Starship Troopers.
How far off of Broadway will it be? I may have to travel to NYC again.
I find it hard to believe that Meryl Streep is having a hard time paying the rent. watertiger
I never did see the appeal of Rent:
"You must pay the rent."
"But I can't pay the rent!"
"But you must pay the rent!"
"But I can't pay the rent!"
"I'll pay the rent!"
"My hero!"
"Curses, foiled again!"
OT:
Has everyone seen this hilarious clip from the British TV show EXTRAS? David Bowie is my hero...
With that, I yield back the balance of my time.
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I never did see the appeal of Rent:
"You must pay the rent."
"But I can't pay the rent!"
"But you must pay the rent!"
"But I can't pay the rent!"
"I'll pay the rent!"
"My hero!"
"Curses, foiled again!"
Sadly, there was much the same exchange in Urinetown...
Unfirth is uncool.
Now, if you'd have said that earlier...
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My nasty cunt reeks like vomit. I hate mankind like the infected postules on my barren fallopian tubes. Being an old and decrepit fuckwit is irreversible and my best years are so far behind me. I'll be dead within ten years....thankfully.
Oh. My. God.
I think I just creamed my khakis.
Beowulf and Unfurth doin' a Man Law advert...
I heard Lindsay Lohan is due to star in "Bugs!," a musical version of Starship Troopers.
Thers | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 9:57 pm | #
Well, I just hope they stay true to Heinlein's pure vision, unlike that Verhoeven fucker!
rorschach
The shower scene especially.
Ok. What loser has nothing better to do on a Saturday night than troll around here hating on women?
Ô¿Ô | 01.13.07 - 9:48 pm | #
Perhaps?
Stimpy, even your crazy mom thinks you're out of line. Put a sock in it already.
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Democrat: You better put oil in that engine.
Republican: I’m not going to use oil. I’m going to run light and nimble.
Democrat: You’re going to wreck your engine. You better add oil.
…
Democrat: I see you burned up your engine.
Republican: I’m going to add oil now.
Democrat: You don’t need oil now. It won’t help.
Republican: Typical Democrat flip-flopper. You were for oil before you were against it.
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Nyuk nyuk nyuk.
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Sadly, there was much the same exchange in Urinetown...
Oh Eli I've missed you.
And then, it happened. There I was, face to face with it.
.
Stimpy needs some serious therapy...
Richard
Perhaps?
My nasty cunt reeks like vomit. I hate mankind like the infected postules on my barren fallopian tubes. Being an old and decrepit fuckwit is irreversible and my best years are so far behind me. I'll be dead within ten years....thankfully.
And I can only wish a namestealer would have given so much though and effort to my epitaph.
Stimpy, even your crazy mom thinks you're out of line. Put a sock in it already.
And she's lookin' like Bette Davis in "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane".
Okay, this is starting to look like a Bush family thanksgiving.
Oh Eli I've missed you.
Aw, shucks. Good to see ya, HBK.
pie and I have always gotten along, moron.
How come the king's breath is steaming but not everyone else's is?
I heard Lindsay Lohan is due to star in "Bugs!," a musical version of Starship Troopers.
I would pay good money to see her fire plasma charges out of her heinnie and knock ships out of orbit.
Like Mean Girls with nukes.
How come the king's breath is steaming but not everyone else's is?
Pretty Boy Finn's was. Maybe it's a noble blood thing.
Okay, this is starting to look like a Bush family thanksgiving.
Neponset
"George", Babs said, "I'm not falling for your usual schtick"
Watertiger will get it.
MisterX-
Yes. we are a Bowie / Eno Are Gawds household as well and have seen that promo- late last night as I was channel surfing, i ran across Bowie's short scene in the Twin Peaks movie/prequel, circa 1991. Baggy trousers and all- looking very LetsDance. it brought a smile...
I was staying out of your way.
You are a true gentleman. I would've killed you if you'd gotten in my way, regardless...
"Getting along" hasn't stopped you in the past, limpy.
Heh.
"If its foot is bigger than your house...
Don't hide in your house."
Austin Raodrunner customer, you were #60,000.
.
Shit.
pie is kinda a bitch but she's always been fine by me. Some troll has been namestealing her since long before you came along, hetero.
Touchdown Philly.
Michael Westbrook does his Reggie Bush impression.
I'm not liking how this second half is starting.
So I'm taking my plague ridden self off for a nice hot bath.....
Night bats.
It's halftime, and the Iggles are up 14-13 over the Saints.
Atrios, if you have any influence over Mr. Garcia, please ask him to muff a few passes. My home town needs this win more than Philadelphia does.
Thanks.
Richard is annieangel.
How come the king's breath is steaming but not everyone else's is?
He's not covered in shit?
Shit.
rorschach
Lotta time left.
I've had fun here today.
Buenas noches.
Where's the Hong Kong rat tonight?
Time to pimp ze auto
Which reminds me- Joan Jett is coming to Dallas - I've always loved her. anyone seen her show lately?
David,
You're a little late.
I hate these "umpimp the auto" commercials.
Fucking annoying.
attaturk,
heh!
and I must have missed this episode.
I would've killed you if you'd gotten in my way, regardless... NTodd
I heard she's impressed if you put your dick in a box.
Where's the Hong Kong rat tonight?
Not at the bottom of that bottle.
Which reminds me- Joan Jett is coming to Dallas - I've always loved her. anyone seen her show lately?
I love Joan Jett as well, and there should be a law that no-one else should ever be allowed to sing "Bad Reputation". And certainly not in lame commercials for American Chopper.
Lotta time left.
Max Planck | Homepage
True, that.
Meanwhile, can someone please make Incog shut the fuck up or move to Argentina or something?
Okay, I must make some nachos now.
Why is someone namestealing pie?
Sheesh...
If you have a gripe with someone, just say so. No reason to be such a coward.
Simply speaketh the name of Betty White, and lo! she appears!
There is nothing at the bottom of that bottle, no matter how much time one spends in the bottle.
Hey, I'm bi-sexual, too. Buy me something and I'll get sexual...
I heard she's impressed if you put your dick in a box.
I put my pussy in a box, which I hope will impress her and my Bunnies...
okaaay... Grendel has a tail coming out of each elbow?
I love Joan Jett as well, and there should be a law that no-one else should ever be allowed to sing "Bad Reputation". And certainly not in lame commercials for American Chopper.
Okay, I so decree it.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Grendel.
attaturk,
heh!
and I must have missed this episode.
watertiger
TORGO!
Enjoy yourself- it's later than you think.
"Hey, I'm bi-sexual, too. Buy me something and I'll get sexual...
Ô¿Ô"
I thought you were gay, not shopasexual.
oh, hot shower, fleece jammies, warm water bed, sounds to good to pass up.
favorite weather site:
http://www.goes.noaa.gov/index.html
may miss all the nasties. except that single digit cold early next wk.
I really do think I'm going to bed.
.
I love Joan Jett as well, and there should be a law that no-one else should ever be allowed to sing "Bad Reputation". And certainly not in lame commercials for American Chopper.
Okay, I so decree it.
fourlegsgood | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 10:09 pm | #
So let it be written, so let it be done!
That's the worst CGI I've ever seen.
What the hell is up with Jimmy Johnson's hair?
Looks like typical republican hair to me.
Neponset
I remember when he coached Dallas.
They came in for a game against the Eagles. Heavy snow shower. Pretty stiff winds.
That hair STILL did not move.
If Grendel is not scary enough for you, A&E is showing a doc on the KKK. Those people are really scary--and not CGI either.
jeffraham,
Pick you up on Monday morning at the usual time?
Why is he fighting the monster in slo-mo?
I think they need a surge.
And what is Grendel supposed to be, anyhoo?
So let it be written, so let it be done!
SO SAY WE ALL!
fourlegsgood--
You missed SS Doomtrooper?
Oh, what the hell,
Ring my bell,
Let's go to the Dells,
Our relationship will gel.
I like your smell,
You're really swell,
I'm Charlton Heston for Contel.
You go, Stimpy! You show that Grendel who's boss!
There is nothing at the bottom of that bottle, no matter how much time one spends in the bottle.
I spend ALL FUCKING DAY trying to get to the bottom of my gallon of water, and NOW you tell me there's nothing there????
Fucker!
Grendel's GCI seems to be lacking a few strings of ones and zeros.
I've heard the Joan Jett is "dating" Carmen Electra.
So let it be written, so let it be done!
SO SAY WE ALL!
NTodd, Bunny Polygamist | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 10:11 pm | #
I very nearly went that route.
We are geeks.
So let it be written, so let it be done!
SO SAY WE ALL!
NTodd, Bunny Polygamist | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 10:11 pm | #
I agree!
[haloscan, you're a caaaaaaaaack!]
Soprano: jeffraham,
Pick you up on Monday morning at the usual time?
If it's no trouble, certainly!
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I love how Beowulf's crossbow RPG has a telescopic sight.
And recoil.
{{{Jeffraham!!!}}}
That work thing really wears one out.
How're the boys?
Sheesh. You're supposed to shoot it, not behind it.
Who ISN'T 'dating' Carmen Electra?
it brought a smile...
aeon_flux
I would love to be so insulted by the Thin White Duke...
With that, I yield back the balance of my time.
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Grendel's GCI seems to be lacking a few strings of ones and zeros.
Attaturk | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 10:11 pm | #
They ran down his motherboard's leg?
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUECE!
Who ISN'T 'dating' Carmen Electra?
*sheepishly raises hand*
Who ISN'T 'dating' Carmen Electra?
aeon_flux
Good point.
Deuuuuuuuuce!
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And what is Grendel supposed to be, anyhoo?
JFC - did Grandfather not *tell* them not to feed Gizmo after midnight?
I dig the Saints' black uniforms.
The least I can do in return for the lovely video of those sweet kitties!
"What's your story now, Beowulf?"
"Ok, I need 20,000 more men..."
ARRRAAAGH!! I forgot my big 7-11 thermas cup before leaving the house. I'm lost without it. I'm having to use little Community Coffee cups now.
I spend ALL FUCKING DAY trying to get to the bottom of my gallon of water, and NOW you tell me there's nothing there????
Be careful.
fourlegsgood--
You missed SS Doomtrooper?
Ummmm, what?
so say we all cuz...
AH LOVE ROCK & ROLL....
Who ISN'T 'dating' Carmen Electra?
Oh I'm dating her.
But she still will not link to me.
Oh the shame. Oh the pity.
"What's your story now, Beowulf?"
"Ok, I need 20,000 more men..."
LOL.
[sobs]
I don't know what I'm going to do about Mike and Argentina, though...
Touchdown Saints!!!!!
Holy shit, what a touchdown!
God Damn!
Why is life so hard?
It's Sat nite. What could be better?
And it sucks!
It fucking sucks.
.
Sallyh: That work thing really wears one out.
It's not that, I feel like I'm coming down with something.
How're the boys?
Finer'n frog hair. They were laying on the bed with me earlier, while I watched part of the Colts victory, and dozed off many times. Now, Curly wants out, but I ain't lettin' him. L.E.'s probably still in my bed.
.
Nice scrumming in the football game.
Who ISN'T 'dating' Carmen Electra?
Ahem...
The Forever War had the coolest troopers.
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Holy shit.
I can't believe the Saints made that touchdown.
Why is someone namestealing pie?
Sheesh...
If you have a gripe with someone, just say so. No reason to be such a coward.
David Derbes
The namestealing bs seems to be a Saturday night "custom".
I appreciate yall's patience with me last night. It's a hard decision, as you can imagine.
Now that's a surge!
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You have failed me for the last time, Beowulf...
Why did they not go for 2 on that one?
Odd...
Holy shit, what a touchdown!
Rugbyesque.
that was an impressive push across the line.
The namestealing bs seems to be a Saturday night "custom".
I didn't start it. I like to think I started liveblogging Skinemax movies, though...
NTodd, Bunny Polygamist | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 10:14 pm | #
How are we tonight?
Have we been pretty, and witty, and wise?
I appreciate yall's patience with me last night. It's a hard decision, as you can imagine.
Ô¿Ô | 01.13.07 - 10:16 pm | #
You are an idiot.
Feel better, jeffraham!
Do you need me to bring you anything?
Why did they not go for 2 on that one?
Odd...
Not the fourth quarter. Traditional football doctrine says not to go for two until the fourth quarter.
that was an impressive push across the line.
watertiger
Reminded me of my honeymoon.
Rugbyesque.
Richard
Colts had one of those for a key first down earlier.
I likey.
Oh, fucking HUMMER did not steal Star Trek music.
I hate those assholes.
This is getting more and more soap opera-ish...
Grenderal Hospital, or something.
Reminded me of my honeymoon.
[cackling]
Hi, Ted.
Not the fourth quarter. Traditional football doctrine says not to go for two until the fourth quarter.
Eli | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 10:16 pm | #
I know, but still...!
"Point of order, King....can we send Grendel to Samoa?
fourlegsgood-
wurst CGI EVAH:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0795457/
Be careful.
The Kenosha Kid | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 10:13 pm |
Dr's orders.
You should try feeling me up. I feel like dry, dry, dry sandpaper.
Soprano: Feel better, jeffraham!
Do you need me to bring you anything?
Naw, I'm rugged. Probably just a little side-effect from the MMR vaccine.
.
that was an impressive push across the line.
You how the Saints like to go rushing in.
I must say reading this w/o a teevee on is fascinating.
For example, I had no idea Grendel had been traded from the Giants and now QBed for the Saints.
She really should wash her face.
Grenderal Hospital, or something.
Days of Our Knives
Hummer Ad:
We can admire it and despise what it stands for all at the same time.
You should try feeling me up.
Helloooooo sailor!
[cackling] watertiger
MMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... warm cackles... auauauaughghghghgh
Traditional football doctrine says not to go for two until the fourth quarter.
Unless your Bill Parcells.
Why did they not go for 2 on that one?
They only had a crossbow....
Days of Our Knives
watertiger | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 10:19 pm | #
As the Scop Yarns
By the way, Draco tried calling me yesterday but didn't leave a message. If he's around, tell him to call me back.
fourlegsgood-
wurst CGI EVAH:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0795457/
aeon_flux | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 10:18 pm | #
Oh, I did see that. Dumbest war movie ever.
Thomas Friedman is a billionaire and Artios is not.
I'm sorry, did he just say he fucked the hag?
Real NYers hate Philly.
9/11 changed everything.
Oh, I did see that. Dumbest war movie ever
well... "pearl harbor...?"
I love Joan Jett as well, and there should be a law that no-one else should ever be allowed to sing "Bad Reputation". And certainly not in lame commercials for American Chopper.
Okay, I so decree it.
fourlegsgood | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 10:09 pm | #
So let it be written, so let it be done!
rorschach
I'm pretty sure that that really was Joan Jett in that commericial.
And I'd pay money to see Joan Jett "dating" Carmen Electra. Carmen would be over boys for good.
Dumbest war movie ever.
fourlegsgood
(Ahem) "The Green Berets"
By the way, Draco tried calling me yesterday but didn't leave a message. If he's around, tell him to call me back.
Hell no. This is not y'all's personal message board.
What Beowolf needs is to take his vorpal sword in hand.
Denmark really has quite the tradition of moody royalty...
And I'd pay money to see Joan Jett "dating" Carmen Electra. Carmen would be over boys for good.
Meander
I could almost change teams for Joan.
I'm pretty sure that that really was Joan Jett in that commericial.
Noooo.
Denmark really has quite the tradition of moody royalty...
That's it in a nutshell...
Snow always acts like he never gets laid.
"Here's the crowd again"
The commentary is cover-your-ears awful.
The dumbest war movie ever was Rules of Engagement. We got to see it in a marine theatre where everyone cheered the massacring of the hajji horde.
I'm pretty sure that that really was Joan Jett in that commericial.
Noooo.
Eli
I agree, I'm pretty sure that was her.
The movie they just showed the preview for (The Messengers) - it's by the Pang Brothers, the geniuses behind The Eye.
V. & I are very psyched for this.
Well done, defense.
Just burned my first-ever Lightscribe™ DVD.
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Denmark really has quite the tradition of moody royalty...
The prince is so boring they call him el snore.
That's it in a nutshell...
Bad dreams'll do that to you.
Snow always acts like he never gets laid.
I prefer to pretend to be pure and wholesome.
The Saints' uniforms include a map of their home state, Louisiana.
Does any other franchise do that?
At this point I'm rooting for Grendal to eat all these boring fuckers.
I agree, I'm pretty sure that was her.
I was looking pretty closely - too young, and too lame.
Noooo.
Eli
I thought so maybe, too. Now SHE HAS aged well - unlike Troi...
Like Chrissie - wow..
From TKK's link...
Strange took part in a contest yesterday morning at radio station K-D-N-D 107-point-9 in which participants competed to see how much water they could drink without going to the bathroom.
Holy shit. I can't take but about half a pint of water before I'm peeing like there's no tomorrow. After my first quart, I feel like I live in the fucking bathroom. Speaking of that....BRB.
At this point I'm rooting for Grendal to eat all these boring fuckers.
These movies never have happy endings.
Gah, it's frog strangling weather here. The forcast is for it to turn to ice later tonight...
Max Planck: Does any other franchise do that?
The Titans borrow from the Tennessee state flag, as does Dallas.
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Eli, what was the king's secret? I kind of spaced out on that.
At this point I'm rooting for Grendal to eat all these boring fuckers.
In the book, Grendel did not survive that long.
Bad dreams'll do that to you.
Yeah, I'm so sleepy, I'm not sure I can tell a hawk from a handbag...handsaw.
Does any other franchise do that?
The Samoa Sunkists
The Saints' uniforms include a map of their home state, Louisiana.
Does any other franchise do that?
Max Planck | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 10:24 pm | #
Oddly, the uniform of the Buffalo Bills also has a map of Louisiana on it.
Out shopping with my daughter today.
Went into Borders.
Up front at 30% off:
"Culture Warrior" - Bill O'Reilly
"The Care and Feeding of a Healthy Marriage" (or some bullshit like that) - Dr. Laura Schlessinger
Back further in the store - the AUDIO version of "Culture Warrior."
LISTENING to O'Wanker READ his crappy book? Any truth to the rumor that's used as a method of torture at GITMO?
The Titans borrow from the Tennessee state flag, as does Dallas.
As does the Ravens. But I mean areproduction of the home state somewhere on the uniform.
Hmmm... History Channel is discussing Skull & Bones..
Everyone in the mall (or practically everyone) seemed to be wearing Eagles jerseys.
We're in Friendly's and this woman walks in wearing a RAVENS jersey.
Eli, what was the king's secret? I kind of spaced out on that.
He outed a CIA agent during war time.
Max Planck: As does the Ravens. But I mean areproduction of the home state somewhere on the uniform.
The Ravens borrow from the Tennessee state flag, too? Dang. They already have McNair!
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Aww man, o man, this is some weather...
As does the Ravens. But I mean areproduction of the home state somewhere on the uniform.
The Panther on the Panthers' uniforms is an image of Carolina.
Oddly, the uniform of the Buffalo Bills also has a map of Louisiana on it.
rorschach
And oddly, the uniform of the Dallas Cowboys has a map of Chimpy's ass on it.
Eli, what was the king's secret? I kind of spaced out on that.
He was sacrificing all the children to Grendel's mom.
Or something.
And holy fuck, it looks like that *was* Joan Jett. How fucking depressing.
Hmmm... History Channel is discussing Skull & Bones..
This is our last chance to bone up, and bone we will!
INCOMING!
Snow always acts like he never gets laid.
Ô¿Ô | 01.13.07 - 10:23 pm |
These アヌンナキ bastards rape little kids, so he probably is getting regular pain-of-others and you just haven't learned to recognize it.
It's all headed northeast so y'all are going to be hit with it later.
Hey... Ben Cross was also in SS Doomtrooper! I had forgotten that in my usual Sat night Sci-Fi CabSav haze..
Holy shit that was close.
He was sacrificing all the children to Grendel's mom.
Or something.
But how did Grendel's mom get pregnant?
This is stupid.
the Jets' logo spells out the team's name.
Cuz their fans are so fucking stupid.
(I include myself in this)
I hate your guts!
Wow, are there ever a bunch of people in need of a social life. 476 post in 1 hr 45 minutes.
Seething Webb, anyone?
Oh, that was some convincing CGI/live-action interaction right there...
Cripes this is almost as bad as "The Hulk."
It's very polite for these guys to take turns being killed.
Whoa, I thought for sure that Finn would be Finn Crisp.
Wow, are there ever a bunch of people in need of a social life. 476 post in 1 hr 45 minutes.
Seething Webb, anyone?
bo
This isn't socializing?
But how did Grendel's mom get pregnant?
I was thinking maybe one of the sacrifices was a teenage boy...
It's only 9:30. Too early for Grendel to die.
I contacting PETA about this Grendel slaying thing.
If everyone on Hawaii wasn't so gay, they could have a lock on the Lombardi Trophy.
But how did Grendel's mom get pregnant?
Uh...mead really goes to my head.
Basically the CGI looks like a computer game from about four years back.
Holding called on Grendel.
It's only 9:30. Too early for Grendel to die.
Well, this *is* the Sci-Fi Channel, so there'll probably be a *bigger* Grendel.
Beowulf cheated - must be a repug
It's only 9:30. Too early for Grendel to die.
fourlegsgood
There is still MOMMA
so what monster should we slay in that last 30 minutes? Young Prince Mullet? the Mad Queen?
I hate your guts!
Hee hee.
Eli, it's Grendel's mama!
Shouldn't he have given him a cool sword before he went after Grendel?
Does anyone remember the story well enough to recall whether Grendel's mom gets killed before or after Grendel?
I'm thinking maybe after, which would explain what happens over the next half-hour...
It's only 9:30. Too early for Grendel to die.
He's pining for the fiords.
:::burp!:::
,
Is it Beowulf of the Geets or the Geeks?
So that would make her... Grendmama?
Play action should work well for NO.
TD!
TD NOLA!
TD! McCallister
T-Down New Orleans!
TD Nawleens.
Eli, I don't remember. I think I read Beowulf in 9th grade, which was centuries ago.
Does anyone remember the story well enough to recall whether Grendel's mom gets killed before or after Grendel?
Beowulf killed Grendel then killed Moms.
Deuce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!
It ain't over til the fat (monster) mama sings
Now it's 27-21 Saints
Wait, so now the Queen's not crazy any more?
She went for more natural blush?
Grendel is yet another mythological confirmation of the sex war thesis we occasionally restate here. There is a similar myth among the Irish, about a band of inferior bad people who are bad and who are too close to their mother. It is useful to be sensitive to when the transmission, from any time period, starts to yammer about the bad people who are bad.
Eli, I don't remember. I think I read Beowulf in 9th grade, which was centuries ago.
Was it still on the bestseller list?
TD!
rorschach
Excellent downfield blocking.
Uh-oh.
WHYYYYYYY????
Everyone owes me a coke.
I prefer bourbon.
Deuuuuuuuuuuce!
And I like his auto dealership, too. Good work, nice attitude.
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Wait, Grendel's Mom is like a completely different species?
Was it still on the bestseller list?
Why yes, I believe so.
Last kiddens for tonight. Fading, fading...
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There is a similar myth among the Irish, about a band of inferior bad people who are bad and who are too close to their mother.
This proves we are descended from bonobos.
Was it still on the bestseller list?
#1 Beowulf
#2 "The Earth is Flat. No, Really"
okay, y'all hate the V-Dub and Man Law commercials?
I loathe these Red Bull commercials.
Apparently Red Bull gave Grendel's momma WIIINNGS
I like the VW commercials. Man Law not so much.
This proves we are descended from bonobos.
No, then we would all have evolved oversized sunglasses. Wait, maybe those were the Onobos.
I hate the local blacksploitation commercials run by title loan companies.
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evening folks
is this the ESPN blog? or the classic lit. blog?
I loathe these Red Bull commercials.
watertiger | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 10:37 pm |
SHHHHHHHHHHHHIT YEAH they really make you understand how anyone could despise the English.
Apparently Red Bull gave Grendel's momma WIIINNGS
Okay, points for that.
Watertiger, have you already finished your "Face the Snark" for tomorrow?
This proves we are descended from bonobos
or NOT. (depending on which 'we')
There is a similar myth among the Irish, about a band of inferior bad people who are bad and who are too close to their mother.
You'd give the Irish any credibility?
Maverick John McCain considers his place in history.
"History" will reveal that it would've been better for him and the US of A if he'd crashed and burned along with his Skyhawk.
"History" will reveal that it would've been better for him and the US of A if he'd crashed and burned along with his Skyhawk.
Little Brøther
He did once, sorta, accidentally bomb his own ship.
Toyota is using "Celebrate" from the flare-slacked 70's to sell cars.
evening folks
is this the ESPN blog? or the classic lit. blog?
::matthew | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 10:38 pm | #
I covered the spread on Beowulf v. Grendel, back in 811 A.D.
is this the ESPN blog? or the classic lit. blog?
multitaskingposting
The VW spots represent the forefront of commercial art. We award them the K&Y Collective Tibor Kalman Award (or "Tibor").
Auntie Barmpot has some pretty strong feelings about not doing EschaCon during YearlyKos
Watertiger, have you already finished your "Face the Snark" for tomorrow?
You're subtle, dude.
Grendmama!
He did once, sorta, accidentally bomb his own ship.
If you you mean after getting shot by a Zuni rocket, sure.
Punt, Pass & Kick!! Cool!
KILL THE BLONDE CHICK 1ST, GRENDEL MAMA
"Police in Baghdad found 31 bodies, many shot dead and tortured,"
seems like they usually find about 75 a day. the surge must be working.
Grendelmomma's pissed.
Howdy. What's the good word?
Howdy. What's the good word?
Phila
my word is poontang
A real cheerer-upper: "They went to church every Sunday. They just seemed like a very happy, normal couple."
Jeebus, Garcia looks shorter than Flutie did.
I'll take that as a "yes."
Howdy. What's the good word?
Phila, Fucking Libtard | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 10:42 pm | #
"nonce hat."
seems like they usually find about 75 a day. the surge must be working.
jdw | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 10:42 pm | #
Well, as the population goes down, the soldier-to-civilian ratio goes higher. It's a very clever bit of strategery, really.
Why is Grendmama running? She has wings.
Unfurth is toast
Tibor Kalman was a Magyar who revolutionized advertising.
Little Brøther,
that's a great story. wow.
my word is poontang
You might not believe it, but under fire Animal Mother is one of the finest human beings in the world. All he needs is someone to throw hand grenades at him for the rest of his life.
He's goes after the thing by himself?
"They just seemed like a very happy, normal couple,"
well, they were. until the guy cut the kids head off. must have been giving him some sass.
This is Jeff Garcia's fiancee....
http://www.iceposter.com/thumbs/...s/
G126671_b.jpg
Yum Unfurth on a stick.
I like how this asshat's death gets the wistful tragic music.
Melissa is right.
You are not real.
Just pixels on a screen.
a waste of Time.
.
'Help the Bombadier"
I'll take that as a "yes."
Actually, no.
Wait, Ingrid LIVES?
This is Jeff Garcia's fiancee....
Is she real?
Meanwhile
Over there:
Over there, over there,
Send the word, send the word over there
That the Yanks are coming,
The Yanks are coming,
The drums rum-tumming
Ev'rywhere.
So prepare, say a pray'r,
Send the word, send the word to beware.
We'll be over, we're coming over,
And we won't come back till it's over
Over there.
"nonce hat."
rorschach | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 10:43 pm | #
Fair enough.
I'm heading out for the evening - if you see a gloomy guy reading in a bar, feel free to buy me a shot of Maker's Mark - but everyone should have a look at Thers's post on Tacitus. Very instructive stuff...every word a sermon in itself.
Have a nice night.
"This is Jeff Garcia's fiancee...."
those just can't be fake...
She cleaned the blood off of him.
Garcia's engaged to Eva Longoria?
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Great, Picasa is eating my photoblogging again...
Ingrid goes from horror to grief to passion pretty quickly
This is Jeff Garcia's fiancee....
http://www.iceposter.com/thumbs/...s/ G126671_b.jpg
Richard
Damn.
Are those things real?
COWBOY
Tough break for NTodd. He was all set to get shipped out on a medical.
JOKER
What was the matter with him?
COWBOY
He was jerkin' off ten times a day.
EIGHTBALL
It's no shit. At least ten times a day.
Howdy. What's the good word?
Todays word is:
DUUUUUUUCE!
agave, prickly troll, I luv you, or at least you little personality pixels on a screen, wherever you are out there. That's sorta real...
Garcia's engaged to Eva Longoria?
he was dating Carmen Electra.
Well, we know the book was titled, "Finn"
Goddamn is this one horrible Beowulf/Grendel/troll-dam.
This game is teh taking for ever.
"Howdy. What's the good word?"
my wife talked dirty to me today. told me to fuck off.
Space bastards!
.
Correction:
WASNT titled...
IT'S THE MIRRRRRRRS!
wait wait...don't tell me on NPR today had a funny piece on Surge, the unsuccessful product from Coca-Cola
my wife talked dirty to me today. told me to fuck off.
jdw | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 10:49 pm | #
And that's the one place I really hate being told to fuck.
You are not real. Just pixels on a screen. a waste of Time. -agave
Through the light projected you can see yourself up close.
agave, prickly troll, I luv you, or at least you little personality pixels on a screen, wherever you are out there. That's sorta real...
Ô¿Ô
asshole
.
IT'S THE MIRRRRRRRS!
There's something kind of creepy about those commercials.
Took me a while to catch up with the thread, but glad I did - woulda missed some great snark.
Spent my earlier evening watching the Red Wings win.
When you fuck Off how do you get rid of the smell? At least no mosquitoes pester your genitals...
Oh this is all based on Contract Law....
A blade named "Aioli Tits"?