I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Pelosi!
We're making progress?
FUCK BUSH
Old Man, looks like you and me.
I do know what geeks like...
aw geez
It's safe than NOLA.
! 
Me, I'm rootin' for the Eagles.
closer to NYC.
And maybe Atrios will link to me as a result thereof.
Heh.
SafER. Way to blow the fucking joke, nimrod.
Yeah, but it's no worse than Philly on a Saturday night.
With that, I yield back the balance of my time.
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Watertiger--how's your brother doing? He seemed to be feeling poorly at the holidays. I hope he's headed for remission.
For god's sake, this is like holding a party at a dead run.
Like Sec Def Gates, I'm no expert, but that doesn't sound good.
Wait! This is a report from "al-Reuters!" They are practically insurgents!
/malkin
Evening, rational people.
He's burning out the hyperdrive again.....
i'm escaping from reality by watching the cheesy made for SciFi "Grendel"
Real NYers hate Philly.
(And my relatives are all buried there.)
sallyh,
he's doing okay. they're trying to get the cocktail just so.
Drink faster!!
Way to go, Captain Bringdown.
* BAGHDAD - Police in Baghdad found 31 bodies, many shot dead and tortured, in the 24 hours to Saturday night, an interior ministry source said.
but 20k more troops will stop this bloodshed by enabling us to kill more iraqis
did i mention that War is Peace?
.
We're making progress?
Turning the corner, and last throes and shit...
NYers hate philly because we can rent an apartment for less than 3 grand here
I'd say 21,500 more combat Americans airlifted into Baghdad ought to set things straight.
Real NYers hate Philly.
Are you insinuating that I'm somehow augmented?
Damn you, Philadelphians! *shakes fist*
I won both flokati rugs - two fer one, retail, if I bought retail ever. No more cold toesies ever again. Fuzzy!
.
Excuse me. Please do carry on.
NYers hate philly because we can rent an apartment for less than 3 grand here
They must *really* hate Pittsburgh...
NYers hate philly because we can rent an apartment for less than 3 grand here
Well, yeah, there's that.
And the 3K doesn't even get you a fuckin' roofdeck.
http://uggabugga.blogspot.com/
20...tatistical.html
it was 290 families who endured deaths for christmas (not the 180 i saw elsewhere). insteading of talking about highest casualties rates, the spin is about sending more in.
BeoWulf is DA MAN (or Die Mensch?)
Duce is "running behind his pads".
It all makes sense to me now.
I once drove in Philly....
Almost fun.
Why didn't the Texans draft Beowulf?
Are you insinuating that I'm somehow augmented?
Well, we'd need you to show us yer tits to make a final judgement...
Are you insinuating that I'm somehow augmented?
Naa, you're just augmentated.
Well, we'd need you to show us yer tits to make a final judgement...
[narrows eyes at NTodd]
NY'ers hate Pittsburgh if they've ever flown US Airways...
"Who's not civilized?" *kapow!*
The NFL has totally abandoned the ol' "Statue of Liberty" play.
Good King Exposition and Young Prince Mullet...
NY'ers hate Pittsburgh if they've ever flown US Airways...
I don't think we're a hub anymore...
CNN:
"A Kurdish army brigade in northern Iraq is undergoing intensive urban combat training as it readies for deployment in the latest Baghdad security operation and is expected to take on the capital's Mehdi Army Shiite militia, its commander said Saturday."
Am I just a nervous nelly or is this NOT a good idea?
I want Mel Gibson to make Beowulf in Olde English.
Þæt wæs god cyning.
Is that a gun? And did he just tell him to try to hit the "thingy over there"?
Why didn't the Texans draft Beowulf?
Not a team player.
wha? a crossbow/bazooka?
"A Kurdish army brigade in northern Iraq is undergoing intensive urban combat training as it readies for deployment in the latest Baghdad security operation and is expected to take on the capital's Mehdi Army Shiite militia, its commander said Saturday."
Am I just a nervous nelly or is this NOT a good idea?
You are just a nervous nelly. After all, these people supposedly don't even speak the same language.
I want Mel Gibson to make Beowulf in Olde English.
He'll slay Grendelberg.
Why don't they just call it the Screen Door play?
Aunty Barmy--can I come too, if I promise to bring DuPar's pie and coffee? And some reuben sammiches?
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
Yes, you may. I got both flokatis, toes will be warm.
"NYer" doesn't necessarily mean the city.
We're a state too.
He'll slay Grendelberg.
The bastard was charging 30% interest on those jerkins!
I want Mel Gibson to make Beowulf in Olde English.
I want Robert Zemeckis and Neil Gaiman to make Beowulf with Crispin Glover as Grendel.
It'll probably never happen.
Am I just a nervous nelly or is this NOT a good idea?
The Pesh Murga vs the Mhadi Army in Sadr City? What could possibly go wrong?
Reggie Bush gains twenty then loses ten.
I suppose it's a net positive.
Is he calling that prince Young Finn or Young Thing?
We're a state too.
[scratches head]
Quoi?
[runs out of the room]
"January 14, 2007
Military Expands Intelligence Role in U.S.
By ERIC LICHTBLAU and MARK MAZZETTI
WASHINGTON, Jan. 13 — The Pentagon has been using a little-known power to obtain banking and credit records of hundreds of Americans and others suspected of terrorism or espionage inside the United States, part of an aggressive expansion by the military into domestic intelligence gathering." http://www.nytimes.com/2007/01/
1...agewanted=print
Mostly clear and much colder with a hard freeze. Lows 21 to 31. West wind 10 to 20 mph.
Phoenix! It's a dry cold!
Reggie Bush gains twenty then loses ten.
I suppose it's a net positive.
Is this some kind of Nutrisystem thing?
AY! Banditos!
"Look at me! I'm a size tsew!"
I want Robert Zemeckis and Neil Gaiman to make Beowulf with Crispin Glover as Grendel.
Shorter Grendel: "I can KICK!"
I want Robert Zemeckis and Neil Gaiman to make Beowulf with Crispin Glover as Grendel
effin' brilliant idea, that..
"Am I just a nervous nelly or is this NOT a good idea?"
Hmm, I am still trying to work that line out.
ah hell
Nevermind.
My gut feeling is that bit on the Kurds is not a good idea.
I'll take the Peshmerga, with the points.
You are just a nervous nelly. After all, these people supposedly don't even speak the same language.
Supposedly. In the country next door.
Yep. Nervous Nelly
Why don't they just call it the Screen Door play?
Better yet, how about Backdoor Man Play?
BAGHDAD - Police in Baghdad found 31 bodies, many shot dead and tortured, in the 24 hours to Saturday night, an interior ministry source said.
Saturday night's the night for fighting. Last week...
*BAGHDAD - Police recovered the bodies of 71 people around Baghdad in the 24 hours to Saturday evening, an Interior Ministry source said. These included 27 bodies found in the Haifa Street area of central Baghdad.
Are you insinuating that I'm somehow augmented?
I'm saying when Iraq invades the U.S. and civil war breaks out, I hope you'll do your duty and take arms against Philly.
17° here. We're between rounds of sleet and freezing rain.
CGI Grendel anyone?
"Look at me! I'm a size tsew!"
I like stew.
The Jew-saving tackle?
I want Robert Zemeckis and Neil Gaiman to make Beowulf with Crispin Glover as Grendel.
==
Couldn't you find a part in there for Orlando Jones?
The Pesh Murga vs the Mhadi Army in Sadr City? What could possibly go wrong?
We should toss in a few Taliban just for good measure.
Oh, that's "quality" CGI there
If NO kicks another fucking field goal, I'm turnin' the sumbitch OFF.
Quoi?
Outside the city you don't have to pay 3k per month. That's all.
Grendel doesn't look so much half-man, half-beast so much as all-CGI to me.
Actually, he looks rather a lot like SS Doomtrooper...
(Grendel Lewis Can't Lose!)
Phoenix! It's a dry cold!
Dry cold is...
cold.
Dry heat, on the other hand....
(Or would that be "Parker Beowulf"?)
I love those quick passes to the tight end. Dallas won several Lombardi Trophies, in part, by that play.
"
Phoenix! It's a dry cold!
Dr. Barmpot Shouty-Crackers"
Until the pipes burst.
I am in San Antonio and we canceled vacation this week because of the expected freeze. We have an 85 year old in the household and we could just see all the potentials with us out of town and expectation of air traffic being botched up for a few days.
Outside the city you don't have to pay 3k per month. That's all.
I'm teasin' ya, mang.
Police recovered the bodies of 71 people around Baghdad in the 24 hours to Saturday evening, an Interior Ministry source said.
What Interior Ministry source? Jamil Hussein? If it's such a great source, how come he won't use his name? How do we know he even exists? Maybe nobody died! Why don't you talk about all the schools that are being painted?
/wingnuts
17° here. We're between rounds of sleet and freezing rain.
Pfft. What I wouldn't give for 17°.
TOUCHDOWN!
Ooo... "Morning brought mourning... Tears for the dead."
Heavy.
Touchdown!
Reggie Bush ladies and gentlemen!!!
It's the same quality CGI that was so proudly displayed in that SCIFi movie about the giant monster nazi soldier...
The Jew-saving tackle?
watertiger
Grabbed him by the talles.
It was a Jew-string tackle.
So when Bush challenged others to come up a plan that works he offered just more of the same...
Saturday night's the night for fighting. Last week...
Well, the rainy season is coming.
Good thing.
Reggie bush runs counter intuitively
TD NOLA and cheesy CGI for da monstah.
Temp's holding above freezing, may dodge the bullet til tomorrow.
Oh my god, it's whatsherface from Star Trek!
"The Pesh Murga vs the Mhadi Army in Sadr City? What could possibly go wrong?
We should toss in a few Taliban just for good measure.
Samshed Crackpot "
If you do that, what about a Young Republican Christian Brigade or something as well.
Reggie bush runs counter intuitively
George Bush runs counter productively.
Wow, haloscan not only wouldn't let me post, it booted me right off the net.
Anyway, and OT, Ruth's BOnus Critter Blogging is up for your viewing pleasure.
I'm teasin' ya, mang.
Me too. Actually I have to visit Philly soon to see the King Tut exhibit. Anyone wanna come?
"When the Saints Came Marching In"
Tomorrow's headlines today.
Ew!
Do NOT play commercials with Mike Ditka during a Saints game!
"I don't haveta chow joo no steenking batches!"
I'd say the Texans owner is one of the few people in TX that can make John Cornyn look like a genius.
Their sons, Rin and Stimpy...
I'm going to bed. So is Arthur. The lemon tree is wrapped up warm and cozy - so is the jasmine and the hibiscus, the kumquats and the gerania. THe tomatoes are covered up too. Everything else is on its own.
Goodnight!
.
The king's sons, Ren & Unthuth!
Unthuth, you eeeediot!
That Coors commercial was possibly the stoopidest commercial evah -- in a world of stoopid commercials.....
Because these people would have died sometime in their lives, in fact it really doesn't mean anything in the long run, does it? It's all the same in the end, right?
In fact, these deaths are a sign of progress. I mean, we have been in Iraq for 3+ years and they haven't been killed yet...How do you know we didn't extend their lives 3 years, even if they would be dead of old age in the near future.
You didn't think these things because you hate America and freedom.
-
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Lt.Troi is not aging well.
I feel...such pain!
(that's just the script)
Is the exposition over now?
Um, Marina, you know you're not gonna get an Oscar for this, right?
Oh my god, it's whatsherface from Star Trek!
I'd hit it!
Which whatserface?
Lt.Troi is not aging well.
What's she appearing in?
Wait, I seem to recall that Xena fought Grendel.
Lt.Troi is not aging well.
Empathizing with every fucking wacko on the Enterprise is wearing...
Which whatserface
Deanna Troi.
Oh my god, it's whatsherface from Star Trek!
I'd hit it!
Which whatserface?
NTodd, Bunny Polygamist | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 9:20 pm | #
Careful.
It could be Dr. Pulaski.
Or Troi's mom.
Okay, my search for who should play the Joker in the next Batman movie has just ended.
aeon_flux : Lt.Troi is not aging well.
Awwww -- she looks beautiful! Well, for a mad queen!
Men are always coming and going...
And going and coming...and always too soon!
Whatever happened to Beverly Crusher?
Men are always coming and going...
And going and coming...and always too soon!
And they come with great purpose!
Okay, my search for who should play the Joker in the next Batman movie has just ended.
Is this going to be like Cheney heading the search for Bush's Veep?
Which whatserface?
NTodd, Bunny Polygamist
If it's Lt. Uhuru. ca. 1967, then dayum.
And going and coming...and always too soon! watertiger
Are you saying you're tired?
Men are always coming and going...
And going and coming...and always too soon!
watertiger
Look, I'm sorry about the hug thing.
Dr. Barmpot,
I hear ya - I put extra mulch down on the bulbs and roses and honeysuckles.
It's going down to ~20 tonight and has been raining all day down here in Dallas.
Whatever happened to Beverly Crusher?
Doing Microsoft commercials.
Look at me! I'm a size tsew!"
I haven't been a size teeeww since I was twelve!!! My bones are hollow!!!! I feel so sexy!!!!!
See, that Landrieu quote [previous thread] is a perfect example of the smarmy, mealy-mouthed, cliché-saturated vapidity that makes me want to herd politicians into a pit and break out the .60-caliber machine gun.
Yes, yes, I'm aware that received wisdom is that politicians have to talk like this, and that politics couldn't survive if plain-spoken honesty were the rule, etc. This argument, however, is insufficient to suppress my gag reflex. I simply can't relax and enjoy it.
This is only one of a host of issues, but the only thing that will break politicians of the habit of slithering along on paths of happy horseshit is constant reminders from We the People that We're not having it. The Democrats started making just these kinds of noises about major issues before and after 11/7, and would leave it at that if they thought they could get away with it.
posted this earlier today. About he affects on the general populus in Iraq. Eating garbage, trying to salvage metal from bombs, saw it in nam, can believe every word. Call it Condi's Children:
http://tinyurl.com/t3fy4
It's Marina Sirtis, folks --you know better.
I see there's little point in trying to elevate the general cultural tone here tonight. Fine. I'll be rolling one with Dobbsy.
Men are always coming and going...
And going and coming...and always too soon!
And they come with great purpose!
Some say my balls are the toast of the town.
Look, I'm sorry about the hug thing.
I can embrace as long as needed. It's all in the breathwork.
Are you saying you're tired?
From here down, I'm kaput!
Look, I'm sorry about the hug thing.
[laughy face]
Am I just a nervous nelly or is this NOT a good idea?
EkCenTrik
It's the no sect left behind plan.
Þæt wæs god cyning.
Colbert's Apprentice | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 9:11 pm | #
i managed to make it about a third of the way through beowulf in OE last year with the help of a dictionary, but the case endings confuse me so i often wasn't exactly sure who was doing what to whom
.
Hi batses. This is my one and only post for the night. Have to get up at 4:00 a.m. to get the Mrs. to the airport so she can fly to Dallas. So off to bed I go. Aren't you glad?
Troi's mom = Roddenberry's wife
I haven't been a size teeeww since I was twelve!!! My bones are hollow!!!! I feel so sexy!!!!!
[laughing uncontrollably]
so i often wasn't exactly sure who was doing what to whom
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Tacitus Voltaire | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 9:24 pm | #
Beowulf is about my sex life.
The Democrats started making just these kinds of noises about major issues before and after 11/7, and would leave it at that if they thought they could get away with it.
Yes, you're right. All the Dems did that, and they're all just terrible people.
Raining like hell!
Eddy loves me
Wiley?
Zoe Butt!
32 degrees, "feels like 25"
WHew WHOOO - reminds me of my not so idyllic childhood in Nebraska!
Troi's mom = Roddenberry's wife
= the computer voice.
I haven't been a size teeeww since I was twelve!!! My bones are hollow!!!! I feel so sexy!!!!!
"My husband says another 10 pounds and he'll touch me!"
I haven't been a size teeeww since I was twelve!!! My bones are hollow!!!! I feel so sexy!!!!!
I'd like to slap her silly. What a moron.
I have longer T-shirts than Nichelle Nichols' original StarFleet uniform.
Garcia makes one completeion and the announcer says " he's getting into a rythym".
I'm so glad they pay these guys millions to be entertaining.
Look at me! I'm a size tsew!"
I haven't been a size teeeww since I was twelve!!! My bones are hollow!!!! I feel so sexy!!!!!
Henry Flower
I hate, hate, hate that commercial.
"My husband says he has his wife back"
Did she go somewhere? And did he marry a woman or a dress size?
Grabbed him by the talles.
It was a Jew-string tackle.
SteveLG, proudly pre 9/11 | 01.13.07 - 9:18 pm | #
your tsitsas are showing
.
"It's the no sect left behind plan.
Lumpenprolitariot"
Maybe they need a little Marvin Gaye
"Sectual Healing"
This argument, however, is insufficient to suppress my gag reflex. I simply can't relax and enjoy it.
==
You don't enjoy dumbing yourself sown? Whyever not?
Troi's mom = Roddenberry's wife
Majel Barrett. Nurse Chapel in TOS (and Number One in the dead pilot). They were married on my birthday. Like, the day I was born.
Check back after the game.
Bloodrayne next week?
I think that's the one my brother's friend starred in.
Marina Sirtis picture from her website...
http://www.marinasirtis.tv/galle...al/pages/
49.htm
I'd hit it.
Her kitty
http://www.marinasirtis.tv/galle...al/pages/
44.htm
another kitty...
http://www.marinasirtis.tv/galle...al/pages/
43.htm
still another...
http://www.marinasirtis.tv/galle...al/pages/
42.htm
= the computer voice.
Yes, that too.
Troi's mom = Roddenberry's wife
= the computer voice
= Nurse Chapel
Wait, is Beowulf talking smack to a *storm*???
I see there's little point in trying to elevate the general cultural tone here tonight. Fine. I'll be rolling one with Dobbsy.
mena
Has there *ever* been a Saturday night around here when that made sense?
"Marina Sirtis picture from her website..."
She never did much for me, but that photo is about the best I have seen. It makes her look like a real person.
[laughing uncontrollably]
yep
In other news, Will Wheaton is posting snarky reviews of the TNG, complete with Mark Foley jokes.
The NFL has totally abandoned the ol' "Statue of Liberty" play.
Max Planck
Let the WWE join up with the NFL...that I'd watch. Statue of Liberty, hail Mary, flea-flickers, double--no, triple reverse...
Tassles...apandex...fun boas...green and purple hair...
But hell, most of the action would be on the sidelines.
"51, Offense, hitting with the chair...10 yards!"
I see there's little point in trying to elevate the general cultural tone here tonight. Fine. I'll be rolling one with Dobbsy.
Dobbsy or Dobby?
"It's not YOUR small buisness. It's your small business with UPS.
ARRRRRRRRG!!!!
Beowulf is about my sex life.
rorschach | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 9:25 pm | #
i thought it looked like you.
we're ready to give you your claw back now
.
Grendel is going to attack the Knights who say Nee!
Did she go somewhere? And did he marry a woman or a dress size?
I don't think she's actually ever been outside lalaland.
This is some stellar acting right here.
the forest is a bit sparsely treed, ain't it?
we're ready to give you your claw back now
.
Tacitus Voltaire | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 9:30 pm | #
Be gentle.
Majel Barrett. Nurse Chapel in TOS (and Number One in the dead pilot). They were married on my birthday. Like, the day I was born.
About 12 years ago, she was on a program in Canada being interviewed along with a woman who was on DS9. The interviewer asked the question: "How did you get the part? "
Barrett's answer:
"I was sleeping with the producer!"
Got to love the honesty!
Yes, yes, I'm aware that received wisdom is that politicians have to talk like this,
didnt the midterms challenge that notion some?
Let the WWE join up with the NFL...that I'd watch. Statue of Liberty, hail Mary, flea-flickers, double--no, triple reverse...
Tassles...apandex...fun boas...green and purple hair...
But hell, most of the action would be on the sidelines.
"51, Offense, hitting with the chair...10 yards!"
Elmer, PHD
they really tried that a few yrs. back, forget what it was called.
Grendel is going to attack the Knights who say Nee!
so Grendel just wanted a nice shrubbery?
The glass teat has many and various sucklers.
With that, I yield back the balance of my time.
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Grendel is going to attack the Knights who say Nee!
Attaturk
Why don't the knights just offer Grendel a Tic-tac?
I don't think she's actually ever been outside lalaland.
And she was a cheerleader in high school.
Did she go somewhere? And did he marry a woman or a dress size?
My trophy hubbies are on a fairly strict diet as I need to fit about a dozen on the mantelpiece. So not too many beers.
Formation, circular!
Statue of Liberty, hail Mary, flea-flickers, double--no, triple reverse...
I like the occasional trick play.
Do the horns move to show expression?
Like One up and one down like a raised eyebrow with a question.
All horns down, serious and dour?
All horns up, happy and ready?
Backwards? Bose commercial?
Did she go somewhere? And did he marry a woman or a dress size?
I don't think she's actually ever been outside lalaland.
Henry Flower
Uh-huh - check out those eyes.
The light's been out in THAT attic for YEARS!
Grendel looks like the Hulk after a binge weekend.
Has there *ever* been a Saturday night around here when that made sense?
I've obviously arrived too late to catch up, so I'll just say hi and bye.
Has there *ever* been a Saturday night around here when that made sense?
==
I was hoping someone would notice that my attempt consisted of quoting TotSM in my konedy Mexican accent. Maybe if there was a pie involved....
Jeez, my Apple II made better CGI
My trophy hubbies are on a fairly strict diet as I need to fit about a dozen on the mantelpiece. So not too many beers.
But lots of red wine is okay, right?
NYers hate philly because we can rent an apartment for less than 3 grand here.
Bite me.
NYers are also famous for their courteous manners.
My trophy hubbies are on a fairly strict diet as I need to fit about a dozen on the mantelpiece. So not too many beers.
What about Dr Peppers?
Since when do Vikings have RPG's?
I don't know about this movie Eli.
THere's a disturbing lack of eatage.
And she was a cheerleader in high school.
omg, rolfolololol
NYers are also famous for their courteous manners.
"Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right."
Since when do Vikings have RPG's?
Neponset
It's all part of Brad Childress's new offensive scheme.
they really tried that a few yrs. back, forget what it was called.
1watt Hermit
XFL - and it sucked!
What about Dr Peppers?
Eli | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 9:33 pm | #
I like my Dr. Peppers like I like my queers.
Flaming!
Uh-huh - check out those eyes.
out of orbit
But lots of red wine is okay, right?
What about Dr Peppers?
See? You are not willing to suffer for comeliness.
they really tried that a few yrs. back, forget what it was called.
1watt Hermit
Vince McMahon started that league, didn't he?
What about Dr Peppers?
Speaking of that, my minion got me a six pack of Dublin Dr. Pepper for christmas.
If you fuck with the Beowulf, you get the horns. Or the crossbow RPG, or something.
NYers are also famous for their courteous manners
they sure can catch.
"Since when do Vikings have RPG's?"
They are Viking Insurgents right?
My trophy hubbies are on a fairly strict diet as I need to fit about a dozen on the mantelpiece. So not too many beers.
What sort of polish do you use on them?
Lincoln asked for a booth reivew -- look where that got him.
its raining outside, but its kind of a dry wet.
thisssssss is uuuuuuuuuuur countreeeeee
See? You are not willing to suffer for comeliness.
I was just trying to gauge the level of sacrifice so I could make an informed decision.
My trophy hubbies are on a fairly strict diet as I need to fit about a dozen on the mantelpiece. So not too many beers.
Echidne of the snakes
A dozen?
Jeez, you only had 10 last time I visited.
You been picking men up in the bus station again?
"Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right."
a fine movie
I fucking hate these Coors commercials.
Not all monsters want to eat me?
How disappointing.
XFL - and it sucked!
He Hate Me.
What's going on, here?
.
thisssssss is uuuuuuuuuuur countreeeeee
[narrows eyes at attaturk]
Speaking of that, my minion got me a six pack of Dublin Dr. Pepper for christmas.
Ex-cellent...
How is it? Is it noticeably different? Should I bother?
What sort of polish do you use on them?
Natural body oils work fairly well.
"its raining outside, but its kind of a dry wet."
So you are living inside a martini.
I am having a very difficult time with this photoshop I'm working on.
Vince McMahon started that league, didn't he?
flory
IIRC
Bush asked for his critics to offer a plan. Here it is. It is guaranteed to get us out of Iraq.
thisssssss is uuuuuuuuuuur countreeeeee
Attaturk
Kin I get a loan against it?
I fucking hate these Coors commercials.
Richard | 01.13.07 - 9:36 pm | #
But they are so FUCKING CLEVER because, like, the coaches aren't really there!
You been picking men up in the bus station again?
Nevah! Only in churches and mosques and synagogues. I'm saving souls.
Iggles TD
Forgot the closing a tag. I really do know how to do it...
This movie needs an appearance by Jar Jar Binks.
"Meesa noooooo like Grendel!"
[narrows eyes at attaturk] watertiger
What was that joke about why certain women squint....?
How is it? Is it noticeably different? Should I bother?
It's good, but maybe not as good as mexican coke.
At least it's made with sugar, so it's better for you.
Sort of.
[narrows eyes at attaturk]
watertiger
No Shriveling!
This movie needs an appearance by Jar Jar Binks.
Hrothjar Hrothjar Binks.
Iggles TD
translation for ordinary people not living in America. Something happened in the weird game called American football. A team called Eagles got something called touchdown. Which means someone ran a gauntlet with a melon-shaped ball.
I fucking hate these Coors commercials.
Richard
I hate the "Man Rules" commercials.
a fine movie
No where near as fine as the first one.
Natural body oils work fairly well.
do you ever oil them up, set them on fire, and dance around them?
:D
[narrows eyes at attaturk]
My Niece, at age 4, has already mastered The Look.
You been picking men up in the bus station again?
Nevah! Only in churches and mosques and synagogues. I'm saving souls.
Echidne of the snakes
That's my mom! Doing jeebus' work.
I hate the "Man Rules" commercials.
Really? I don't mind those.
No where near as fine as the first one.
agreed.
My Niece, at age 4, has already mastered The Look.
Now she needs to master The Eyebrow.
On c-span2/BookTV at 1:00 AM EST
Speech
The Joke's Over
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Steadman, Ralph Illustrator
Ralph Steadman talked about his memoir The Joke's Over: Bruised Memories, Gonzo, Hunter S. Thompson and Me, published by Harcourt. British artist and illustrator Ralph Steadman, who illustrated many of the works of Hunter S. Thompson, discussed his complicated friendship with the gonzo journalist from Woody Creek, Colorado. During this event, Mr. Steadman discussed the creation of gonzo journalism, shared stories about his time together with Hunter S. Thompson, and showed a large selection of his drawings. He also talked about Hunter S. Thompson's funeral.
This event of the new Denver Press Club author series, Quill and Sword, was held at the Denver Newspaper Agency auditorium.
This program contains language and images that some viewers may find offensive.
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And others may find splendid and invigorating.
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it is completely unreasonable that it is 25 degrees fahrenheit in Bezerkeley
this is not happening
and, it has nothing to do with global climate change - rush limbaugh told me that personally
.
I am having a very difficult time with this photoshop I'm working on.
Are you trying to graft a conscience onto der Chimpenfuhrer?
do you ever oil them up, set them on fire, and dance around them?
That would be Ba'al. I mostly just smear them with chocolate and...uh...
The girls have modern hair dos.
Damn.
I really am going to have to make my own eatage movie.
Now she needs to master The Eyebrow.
*That* I can do. I actually taught myself to do it ambidextrously. Or whatever the appropriate ambi- for eyebrows would be...
Really? I don't mind those.
I don't like anything that has Jimmy Johnson in it.
Now she needs to master The Eyebrow.
watertiger
Then there's the Patient Sigh....but she might not get that til she's five.
Natural body oils work fairly well.
[passes out]
I am having a very difficult time with this photoshop I'm working on.
Took Michaelangelo four years to paint the ceiling in the Sistine Chapel
Just sayin'.
Are you trying to graft a conscience onto der Chimpenfuhrer?
Actually, you're not too far off the mark.
Chicks dig Fancy Lads.
Check out the Saints!
This movie needs an appearance by Jar Jar Binks.
"Meesa noooooo like Grendel!"
Good opportunity for eatage, then, as well...
Ben Cross once had a career..
I hate the "Man Rules" commercials.
Those making them in the ad spot are millionaires several times over so...
Bush asked for his critics to offer a plan.
they cut out the part where he goes neener neener.
Here's a tip:
If your queen is insane, don't let her apply her own makeup.
Took Michaelangelo four years to paint the ceiling in the Sistine Chapel
He went blind, too, IIRC.
Actually, you're not too far off the mark. watertiger
I'm very insnarkative.
That's a big crossbow he's got there.
Took Michaelangelo four years to paint the ceiling in the Sistine Chapel
AND HE WASN'T EVEN A PAINTER!
The CROSSBOX BAZOOKA (the original IED)
I mostly just smear them with chocolate and...uh...
sounds yummy.
That's a big crossbow he's got there.
He's compensating.
its raining outside, but its kind of a dry wet.
the story
This is the wet kind...
Are you trying to graft a conscience onto der Chimpenfuhrer?
Actually, you're not too far off the mark.
Oh, hell. Four years is nothing.
I hope you have plenty of water and Nutri-grain bars.
Night, all.
That's a big crossbow he's got there.
NO FLIRTING
He went blind, too, IIRC.
That was Beethoven, iirc.
It's a Grendel field trip!
Beethoven was deaf.
We're gonna party like it's 999!
I can only conclude that Grendel must be a liberal.
That's a big crossbow he's got there.
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Maybe he's just happy to s.... ah, nevermind.
That was a touch as soon as he landed with the ball.
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It's a Grendel field trip!
I hope they use the buddy system.
Even Beowulf thinks that was a bit creepy and over the top...
Ah, the requisite "feast" scene.
Are you trying to graft a conscience onto der Chimpenfuhrer?
No, no. Shrub has found that the Chief Executive need not possess a conscience.
It's all good.
He went blind, too, IIRC.
His parents warned him he would...
...so he asked if he could just paint until he needed glasses.
Hey it's the Kinks from the "do it again" video
Friends don't let friends drink and slay.
I was snarking about Ludwig.
This "Hail Beowulf" business like a Young Republicans rally.
he he I didn't know Stoli made 'blueberry'...
Ben Cross once had a career..
Here's his next two projects...
Finding Rin Tin Tin (2007) (in production) .... Nikolaus
Species IV (2007) (V) (announced) .... Tom Hollander
That was Beethoven, iirc.
Beethoven painted frescoes at the Vatican?
Ah, the requisite "feast" scene.
There's suckling and then there's suckling.
The ground cannot cause a fumble.
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is it just me or are the refs not calling any holds on the Saints?
wooo. tense first half.
There's suckling and then there's suckling.
Sucklage.
The guy on the left has really pimped out that vest. He must have gotten one of those do it yourself stud-things.
the iggles cornerback punched the ball out of colston's hands
Emanuel Grendelstein.
Oh, and I don't mean literally blind. But his eyesight did go way down hill.
Really. What the hell is up with Jimmy Johnson's hair?
Young Prince Mullet's big love scene comin up
That was some cheap ass CGI just then.
wtf are all of you watching thats not football?
Dirty fucking hippie bear.
http://www.berkeley.edu/news/ber...2/14/
index.html
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Really. What the hell is up with Jimmy Johnson's hair?
It's CGI.
What the hell is up with Jimmy Johnson's hair?
Is that hair gel?
Ah, so Beowulf was handy with a broad sword. How was he with a broad?
wtf are all of you watching thats not football?
Grendel on Sci-Fi Channel.
Euphonius-
The made for teh SciFi channel, "Grendel"
Grendel's doing a scene from It's a Wonderful Life'
Fred C. Dobbs, republican role model:
"I know you want my money, motherfucker. I'm'a take yours first!"
oh, fuck it. this puppy ain't gonna bark.
Am I just a nervous nelly or is this NOT a good idea?
The Pesh Murga vs the Mhadi Army in Sadr City? What could possibly go wrong?
The Old Man From Scene 24 | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 9:13 pm |
I fully expect them to meet up in the middle of Baghdad, join arms, and perform some Bollywood numbers. Everthing will be just peachy!
Is that hair gel?
Model airplane glue.
What the hell is up with Jimmy Johnson's hair?
Looks like typical republican hair to me.
What the hell is up with Jimmy Johnson's hair?
That's one of those unanswerable eternal questions.
Grendel's doing a scene from It's a Wonderful Life'
Ren! Unferth! Don'tcha know me?
"I fully expect them to meet up in the middle of Baghdad, join arms, and perform some Bollywood numbers. Everthing will be just peachy!"
Thanks, I was worried there for a moment.
Heh heh ... Ball-dinger.
Is that hair gel?
Cameron Diaz is available again...
so i just see the saints holding. Im jsut nervous i guess.
so i just see the saints holding. Im jsut nervous i guess.
Just act casual and the cops won't hassle you.
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Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz have officially ended their relationship after almost four years together. The pair began dating in April 2003 after meeting at the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards. According to website Tmz.com, the pair issued a joint statement late yesterday announcing they have officially split, saying, "It has always been our preference not to comment on the status of our relationship, but, out of respect for the time we've spent together, we feel compelled to do so now, in light of recent speculation and the number of inaccurate stories that are being reported by the media. We have, in fact, ended our romantic relationship and have done so mutually and as friends, with continued love and respect for one another." Timberlake has been romantically linked to Scarlett Johansson after the two were seen spending time together at an after-party for his film Alpha Dog. The Lost In Translation actress also stars in Timberlake's latest music video "What Goes Around."
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Streep To Star in Film Version of 'Mamma Mia!'
Academy Award winner Meryl Streep is putting her vocal talents to the test in the Hollywood adaptation of ABBA musical Mamma Mia! The Devil Wears Prada star, 57, is set to play Donna, whose daughter Sophie is due to be married when she embarks on a journey to discover the identity of her father. It will be Streep's first musical. The film's producer, Judy Craymer, says, "(Streep) was always at the top of our wish list. She encapsulates the spirit and energy and has the powerhouse qualities that character requires." The movie features ABBA songwriters Bjorn Ulvaeus and Benny Andersson as executive producers, while the picture will be produced by Tom Hanks' production company Playtone. Mamma Mia! will begin shooting later this year in London and Greece, and reports suggest the film's release will coincide with the musical's 10th anniversary in 2009.
"All Hail Beowulf!"
"All Hail Beowulf!"
[Grendel appraoches]
[GULP]
"All Hail Grendel!"
Notice the Republican commies refused to replay Colston's TD from all the angles showing him land with the ball in slooowww motion bounce crunch etc.
Facists.
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Wait... so Richard is saying Justin Timberlake is dating Meryl Streep?
Streep To Star in Film Version of 'Mamma Mia!'
Academy Award winner Meryl Streep is putting her vocal talents to the test in the Hollywood adaptation of ABBA musical Mamma Mia! The Devil Wears Prada star, 57, is set to play Donna, whose daughter Sophie is due to be married when she embarks on a journey to discover the identity of her father. It will be Streep's first musical. The film's producer, Judy Craymer, says, "(Streep) was always at the top of our wish list. She encapsulates the spirit and energy and has the powerhouse qualities that character requires." The movie features ABBA songwriters Bjorn Ulvaeus and Benny Andersson as executive producers, while the picture will be produced by Tom Hanks' production company Playtone. Mamma Mia! will begin shooting later this year in London and Greece, and reports suggest the film's release will coincide with the musical's 10th anniversary in 2009.
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"I fully expect them to meet up in the middle of Baghdad, join arms, and perform some Bollywood numbers. Everthing will be just peachy!"
Thanks, I was worried there for a moment.
EkCenTrik | 01.13.07 - 9:52 pm
Well, they may also try and sing some Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake numbers, so that might be a problem.
[Grendel appraoches]
[GULP]
"All Hail Grendel!"
I said Boo-urns.
Streep To Star in Film Version of 'Mamma Mia!'
I find it hard to believe that Meryl Streep is having a hard time paying the rent.
Cameron Diaz is available again... NTodd
I was staying out of your way.
My nasty cunt reeks like vomit. I hate mankind like the infected postules on my barren fallopian tubes. Being an old and decrepit fuckwit is irreversible and my best years are so far behind me. I'll be dead within ten years....thankfully.
Well, they may also try and sing some Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake numbers, so that might be a problem.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins"
Fuck a duck, we are all doomed.
Wait... so Richard is saying Justin Timberlake is dating Meryl Streep?
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That kid is everywhere!
Ugh.
Cameron Diaz is inutterably unattractive.
Ingrid waits patiently for Finn to talk about how he has noble blood again.
This scene is like Dawson's Creek 650AD
Ok. What loser has nothing better to do on a Saturday night than troll around here hating on women?
This little soliloquy is hardly stirring.
I heard Lindsay Lohan is due to star in "Bugs!," a musical version of Starship Troopers.
That guy was drinking candle wax
I'm not sure.
.
streep and anthony hopkins should do a movie. a psychological thriller.
Well, they may also try and sing some Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake numbers, so that might be a problem.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins"
Fuck a duck, we are all doomed.
EkCenTrik | 01.13.07 - 9:56 pm
The pesh merga singing SexyBack could indeed be taken as a sign of the end times. Or of the ushering in of an era of peace and tranquility.
I think Stimpy likes Ingrid...
I heard Lindsay Lohan is due to star in "Bugs!," a musical version of Starship Troopers.
That sounds delightful.
I heard Lindsay Lohan is due to star in "Bugs!," a musical version of Starship Troopers.
Thers | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 9:57 pm | #
Well, I just hope they stay true to Heinlein's pure vision, unlike that Verhoeven fucker!
I find it hard to believe that Meryl Streep is having a hard time paying the rent.
She's got a place with in NYC, with a rooftop.
I heard Lindsay Lohan is due to star in "Bugs!," a musical version of Starship Troopers.
How far off of Broadway will it be? I may have to travel to NYC again.
I find it hard to believe that Meryl Streep is having a hard time paying the rent. watertiger
I never did see the appeal of Rent:
"You must pay the rent."
"But I can't pay the rent!"
"But you must pay the rent!"
"But I can't pay the rent!"
"I'll pay the rent!"
"My hero!"
"Curses, foiled again!"
OT:
Has everyone seen this hilarious clip from the British TV show EXTRAS? David Bowie is my hero...
With that, I yield back the balance of my time.
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I never did see the appeal of Rent:
"You must pay the rent."
"But I can't pay the rent!"
"But you must pay the rent!"
"But I can't pay the rent!"
"I'll pay the rent!"
"My hero!"
"Curses, foiled again!"
Sadly, there was much the same exchange in Urinetown...
Unfirth is uncool.
Now, if you'd have said that earlier...
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My nasty cunt reeks like vomit. I hate mankind like the infected postules on my barren fallopian tubes. Being an old and decrepit fuckwit is irreversible and my best years are so far behind me. I'll be dead within ten years....thankfully.
Oh. My. God.
I think I just creamed my khakis.
Beowulf and Unfurth doin' a Man Law advert...
I heard Lindsay Lohan is due to star in "Bugs!," a musical version of Starship Troopers.
Thers | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 9:57 pm | #
Well, I just hope they stay true to Heinlein's pure vision, unlike that Verhoeven fucker!
rorschach
The shower scene especially.
Ok. What loser has nothing better to do on a Saturday night than troll around here hating on women?
Ô¿Ô | 01.13.07 - 9:48 pm | #
Perhaps?
Stimpy, even your crazy mom thinks you're out of line. Put a sock in it already.
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Democrat: You better put oil in that engine.
Republican: I’m not going to use oil. I’m going to run light and nimble.
Democrat: You’re going to wreck your engine. You better add oil.
…
Democrat: I see you burned up your engine.
Republican: I’m going to add oil now.
Democrat: You don’t need oil now. It won’t help.
Republican: Typical Democrat flip-flopper. You were for oil before you were against it.
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Nyuk nyuk nyuk.
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Sadly, there was much the same exchange in Urinetown...
Oh Eli I've missed you.
And then, it happened. There I was, face to face with it.
.
Stimpy needs some serious therapy...
Richard
Perhaps?
My nasty cunt reeks like vomit. I hate mankind like the infected postules on my barren fallopian tubes. Being an old and decrepit fuckwit is irreversible and my best years are so far behind me. I'll be dead within ten years....thankfully.
And I can only wish a namestealer would have given so much though and effort to my epitaph.
Stimpy, even your crazy mom thinks you're out of line. Put a sock in it already.
And she's lookin' like Bette Davis in "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane".
Okay, this is starting to look like a Bush family thanksgiving.
Oh Eli I've missed you.
Aw, shucks. Good to see ya, HBK.
pie and I have always gotten along, moron.
How come the king's breath is steaming but not everyone else's is?
I heard Lindsay Lohan is due to star in "Bugs!," a musical version of Starship Troopers.
I would pay good money to see her fire plasma charges out of her heinnie and knock ships out of orbit.
Like Mean Girls with nukes.
How come the king's breath is steaming but not everyone else's is?
Pretty Boy Finn's was. Maybe it's a noble blood thing.
Okay, this is starting to look like a Bush family thanksgiving.
Neponset
"George", Babs said, "I'm not falling for your usual schtick"
Watertiger will get it.
MisterX-
Yes. we are a Bowie / Eno Are Gawds household as well and have seen that promo- late last night as I was channel surfing, i ran across Bowie's short scene in the Twin Peaks movie/prequel, circa 1991. Baggy trousers and all- looking very LetsDance. it brought a smile...
I was staying out of your way.
You are a true gentleman. I would've killed you if you'd gotten in my way, regardless...
"Getting along" hasn't stopped you in the past, limpy.
Heh.
"If its foot is bigger than your house...
Don't hide in your house."
Austin Raodrunner customer, you were #60,000.
.
Shit.
pie is kinda a bitch but she's always been fine by me. Some troll has been namestealing her since long before you came along, hetero.
Touchdown Philly.
Michael Westbrook does his Reggie Bush impression.
I'm not liking how this second half is starting.
So I'm taking my plague ridden self off for a nice hot bath.....
Night bats.
It's halftime, and the Iggles are up 14-13 over the Saints.
Atrios, if you have any influence over Mr. Garcia, please ask him to muff a few passes. My home town needs this win more than Philadelphia does.
Thanks.
Richard is annieangel.
How come the king's breath is steaming but not everyone else's is?
He's not covered in shit?
Shit.
rorschach
Lotta time left.
I've had fun here today.
Buenas noches.
Where's the Hong Kong rat tonight?
Time to pimp ze auto
Which reminds me- Joan Jett is coming to Dallas - I've always loved her. anyone seen her show lately?
David,
You're a little late.
I hate these "umpimp the auto" commercials.
Fucking annoying.
attaturk,
heh!
and I must have missed this episode.
I would've killed you if you'd gotten in my way, regardless... NTodd
I heard she's impressed if you put your dick in a box.
Where's the Hong Kong rat tonight?
Not at the bottom of that bottle.
Which reminds me- Joan Jett is coming to Dallas - I've always loved her. anyone seen her show lately?
I love Joan Jett as well, and there should be a law that no-one else should ever be allowed to sing "Bad Reputation". And certainly not in lame commercials for American Chopper.
Lotta time left.
Max Planck | Homepage
True, that.
Meanwhile, can someone please make Incog shut the fuck up or move to Argentina or something?
Okay, I must make some nachos now.
Why is someone namestealing pie?
Sheesh...
If you have a gripe with someone, just say so. No reason to be such a coward.
Simply speaketh the name of Betty White, and lo! she appears!
There is nothing at the bottom of that bottle, no matter how much time one spends in the bottle.
Hey, I'm bi-sexual, too. Buy me something and I'll get sexual...
I heard she's impressed if you put your dick in a box.
I put my pussy in a box, which I hope will impress her and my Bunnies...
okaaay... Grendel has a tail coming out of each elbow?
I love Joan Jett as well, and there should be a law that no-one else should ever be allowed to sing "Bad Reputation". And certainly not in lame commercials for American Chopper.
Okay, I so decree it.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Grendel.
attaturk,
heh!
and I must have missed this episode.
watertiger
TORGO!
Enjoy yourself- it's later than you think.
"Hey, I'm bi-sexual, too. Buy me something and I'll get sexual...
Ô¿Ô"
I thought you were gay, not shopasexual.
oh, hot shower, fleece jammies, warm water bed, sounds to good to pass up.
favorite weather site:
http://www.goes.noaa.gov/index.html
may miss all the nasties. except that single digit cold early next wk.
I really do think I'm going to bed.
.
I love Joan Jett as well, and there should be a law that no-one else should ever be allowed to sing "Bad Reputation". And certainly not in lame commercials for American Chopper.
Okay, I so decree it.
fourlegsgood | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 10:09 pm | #
So let it be written, so let it be done!
That's the worst CGI I've ever seen.
What the hell is up with Jimmy Johnson's hair?
Looks like typical republican hair to me.
Neponset
I remember when he coached Dallas.
They came in for a game against the Eagles. Heavy snow shower. Pretty stiff winds.
That hair STILL did not move.
If Grendel is not scary enough for you, A&E is showing a doc on the KKK. Those people are really scary--and not CGI either.
jeffraham,
Pick you up on Monday morning at the usual time?
Why is he fighting the monster in slo-mo?
I think they need a surge.
And what is Grendel supposed to be, anyhoo?
So let it be written, so let it be done!
SO SAY WE ALL!
fourlegsgood--
You missed SS Doomtrooper?
Oh, what the hell,
Ring my bell,
Let's go to the Dells,
Our relationship will gel.
I like your smell,
You're really swell,
I'm Charlton Heston for Contel.
You go, Stimpy! You show that Grendel who's boss!
There is nothing at the bottom of that bottle, no matter how much time one spends in the bottle.
I spend ALL FUCKING DAY trying to get to the bottom of my gallon of water, and NOW you tell me there's nothing there????
Fucker!
Grendel's GCI seems to be lacking a few strings of ones and zeros.
I've heard the Joan Jett is "dating" Carmen Electra.
So let it be written, so let it be done!
SO SAY WE ALL!
NTodd, Bunny Polygamist | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 10:11 pm | #
I very nearly went that route.
We are geeks.
So let it be written, so let it be done!
SO SAY WE ALL!
NTodd, Bunny Polygamist | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 10:11 pm | #
I agree!
[haloscan, you're a caaaaaaaaack!]
Soprano: jeffraham,
Pick you up on Monday morning at the usual time?
If it's no trouble, certainly!
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I love how Beowulf's crossbow RPG has a telescopic sight.
And recoil.
{{{Jeffraham!!!}}}
That work thing really wears one out.
How're the boys?
Sheesh. You're supposed to shoot it, not behind it.
Who ISN'T 'dating' Carmen Electra?
it brought a smile...
aeon_flux
I would love to be so insulted by the Thin White Duke...
With that, I yield back the balance of my time.
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Grendel's GCI seems to be lacking a few strings of ones and zeros.
Attaturk | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 10:11 pm | #
They ran down his motherboard's leg?
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUECE!
Who ISN'T 'dating' Carmen Electra?
*sheepishly raises hand*
Who ISN'T 'dating' Carmen Electra?
aeon_flux
Good point.
Deuuuuuuuuce!
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And what is Grendel supposed to be, anyhoo?
JFC - did Grandfather not *tell* them not to feed Gizmo after midnight?
I dig the Saints' black uniforms.
The least I can do in return for the lovely video of those sweet kitties!
"What's your story now, Beowulf?"
"Ok, I need 20,000 more men..."
ARRRAAAGH!! I forgot my big 7-11 thermas cup before leaving the house. I'm lost without it. I'm having to use little Community Coffee cups now.
I spend ALL FUCKING DAY trying to get to the bottom of my gallon of water, and NOW you tell me there's nothing there????
Be careful.
fourlegsgood--
You missed SS Doomtrooper?
Ummmm, what?
so say we all cuz...
AH LOVE ROCK & ROLL....
Who ISN'T 'dating' Carmen Electra?
Oh I'm dating her.
But she still will not link to me.
Oh the shame. Oh the pity.
"What's your story now, Beowulf?"
"Ok, I need 20,000 more men..."
LOL.
[sobs]
I don't know what I'm going to do about Mike and Argentina, though...
Touchdown Saints!!!!!
Holy shit, what a touchdown!
God Damn!
Why is life so hard?
It's Sat nite. What could be better?
And it sucks!
It fucking sucks.
.
Sallyh: That work thing really wears one out.
It's not that, I feel like I'm coming down with something.
How're the boys?
Finer'n frog hair. They were laying on the bed with me earlier, while I watched part of the Colts victory, and dozed off many times. Now, Curly wants out, but I ain't lettin' him. L.E.'s probably still in my bed.
.
Nice scrumming in the football game.
Who ISN'T 'dating' Carmen Electra?
Ahem...
The Forever War had the coolest troopers.
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Holy shit.
I can't believe the Saints made that touchdown.
Why is someone namestealing pie?
Sheesh...
If you have a gripe with someone, just say so. No reason to be such a coward.
David Derbes
The namestealing bs seems to be a Saturday night "custom".
I appreciate yall's patience with me last night. It's a hard decision, as you can imagine.
Now that's a surge!
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You have failed me for the last time, Beowulf...
Why did they not go for 2 on that one?
Odd...
Holy shit, what a touchdown!
Rugbyesque.
that was an impressive push across the line.
The namestealing bs seems to be a Saturday night "custom".
I didn't start it. I like to think I started liveblogging Skinemax movies, though...
NTodd, Bunny Polygamist | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 10:14 pm | #
How are we tonight?
Have we been pretty, and witty, and wise?
I appreciate yall's patience with me last night. It's a hard decision, as you can imagine.
Ô¿Ô | 01.13.07 - 10:16 pm | #
You are an idiot.
Feel better, jeffraham!
Do you need me to bring you anything?
Why did they not go for 2 on that one?
Odd...
Not the fourth quarter. Traditional football doctrine says not to go for two until the fourth quarter.
that was an impressive push across the line.
watertiger
Reminded me of my honeymoon.
Rugbyesque.
Richard
Colts had one of those for a key first down earlier.
I likey.
Oh, fucking HUMMER did not steal Star Trek music.
I hate those assholes.
This is getting more and more soap opera-ish...
Grenderal Hospital, or something.
Reminded me of my honeymoon.
[cackling]
Hi, Ted.
Not the fourth quarter. Traditional football doctrine says not to go for two until the fourth quarter.
Eli | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 10:16 pm | #
I know, but still...!
"Point of order, King....can we send Grendel to Samoa?
fourlegsgood-
wurst CGI EVAH:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0795457/
Be careful.
The Kenosha Kid | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 10:13 pm |
Dr's orders.
You should try feeling me up. I feel like dry, dry, dry sandpaper.
Soprano: Feel better, jeffraham!
Do you need me to bring you anything?
Naw, I'm rugged. Probably just a little side-effect from the MMR vaccine.
.
that was an impressive push across the line.
You how the Saints like to go rushing in.
I must say reading this w/o a teevee on is fascinating.
For example, I had no idea Grendel had been traded from the Giants and now QBed for the Saints.
She really should wash her face.
Grenderal Hospital, or something.
Days of Our Knives
Hummer Ad:
We can admire it and despise what it stands for all at the same time.
You should try feeling me up.
Helloooooo sailor!
[cackling] watertiger
MMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... warm cackles... auauauaughghghghgh
Traditional football doctrine says not to go for two until the fourth quarter.
Unless your Bill Parcells.
Why did they not go for 2 on that one?
They only had a crossbow....
Days of Our Knives
watertiger | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 10:19 pm | #
As the Scop Yarns
By the way, Draco tried calling me yesterday but didn't leave a message. If he's around, tell him to call me back.
fourlegsgood-
wurst CGI EVAH:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0795457/
aeon_flux | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 10:18 pm | #
Oh, I did see that. Dumbest war movie ever.
Thomas Friedman is a billionaire and Artios is not.
I'm sorry, did he just say he fucked the hag?
Real NYers hate Philly.
9/11 changed everything.
Oh, I did see that. Dumbest war movie ever
well... "pearl harbor...?"
I love Joan Jett as well, and there should be a law that no-one else should ever be allowed to sing "Bad Reputation". And certainly not in lame commercials for American Chopper.
Okay, I so decree it.
fourlegsgood | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 10:09 pm | #
So let it be written, so let it be done!
rorschach
I'm pretty sure that that really was Joan Jett in that commericial.
And I'd pay money to see Joan Jett "dating" Carmen Electra. Carmen would be over boys for good.
Dumbest war movie ever.
fourlegsgood
(Ahem) "The Green Berets"
By the way, Draco tried calling me yesterday but didn't leave a message. If he's around, tell him to call me back.
Hell no. This is not y'all's personal message board.
What Beowolf needs is to take his vorpal sword in hand.
Denmark really has quite the tradition of moody royalty...
And I'd pay money to see Joan Jett "dating" Carmen Electra. Carmen would be over boys for good.
Meander
I could almost change teams for Joan.
I'm pretty sure that that really was Joan Jett in that commericial.
Noooo.
Denmark really has quite the tradition of moody royalty...
That's it in a nutshell...
Snow always acts like he never gets laid.
"Here's the crowd again"
The commentary is cover-your-ears awful.
The dumbest war movie ever was Rules of Engagement. We got to see it in a marine theatre where everyone cheered the massacring of the hajji horde.
I'm pretty sure that that really was Joan Jett in that commericial.
Noooo.
Eli
I agree, I'm pretty sure that was her.
The movie they just showed the preview for (The Messengers) - it's by the Pang Brothers, the geniuses behind The Eye.
V. & I are very psyched for this.
Well done, defense.
Just burned my first-ever Lightscribe™ DVD.
.
Denmark really has quite the tradition of moody royalty...
The prince is so boring they call him el snore.
That's it in a nutshell...
Bad dreams'll do that to you.
Snow always acts like he never gets laid.
I prefer to pretend to be pure and wholesome.
The Saints' uniforms include a map of their home state, Louisiana.
Does any other franchise do that?
At this point I'm rooting for Grendal to eat all these boring fuckers.
I agree, I'm pretty sure that was her.
I was looking pretty closely - too young, and too lame.
Noooo.
Eli
I thought so maybe, too. Now SHE HAS aged well - unlike Troi...
Like Chrissie - wow..
From TKK's link...
Strange took part in a contest yesterday morning at radio station K-D-N-D 107-point-9 in which participants competed to see how much water they could drink without going to the bathroom.
Holy shit. I can't take but about half a pint of water before I'm peeing like there's no tomorrow. After my first quart, I feel like I live in the fucking bathroom. Speaking of that....BRB.
At this point I'm rooting for Grendal to eat all these boring fuckers.
These movies never have happy endings.
Gah, it's frog strangling weather here. The forcast is for it to turn to ice later tonight...
Max Planck: Does any other franchise do that?
The Titans borrow from the Tennessee state flag, as does Dallas.
.
Eli, what was the king's secret? I kind of spaced out on that.
At this point I'm rooting for Grendal to eat all these boring fuckers.
In the book, Grendel did not survive that long.
Bad dreams'll do that to you.
Yeah, I'm so sleepy, I'm not sure I can tell a hawk from a handbag...handsaw.
Does any other franchise do that?
The Samoa Sunkists
The Saints' uniforms include a map of their home state, Louisiana.
Does any other franchise do that?
Max Planck | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 10:24 pm | #
Oddly, the uniform of the Buffalo Bills also has a map of Louisiana on it.
Out shopping with my daughter today.
Went into Borders.
Up front at 30% off:
"Culture Warrior" - Bill O'Reilly
"The Care and Feeding of a Healthy Marriage" (or some bullshit like that) - Dr. Laura Schlessinger
Back further in the store - the AUDIO version of "Culture Warrior."
LISTENING to O'Wanker READ his crappy book? Any truth to the rumor that's used as a method of torture at GITMO?
The Titans borrow from the Tennessee state flag, as does Dallas.
As does the Ravens. But I mean areproduction of the home state somewhere on the uniform.
Hmmm... History Channel is discussing Skull & Bones..
Everyone in the mall (or practically everyone) seemed to be wearing Eagles jerseys.
We're in Friendly's and this woman walks in wearing a RAVENS jersey.
Eli, what was the king's secret? I kind of spaced out on that.
He outed a CIA agent during war time.
Max Planck: As does the Ravens. But I mean areproduction of the home state somewhere on the uniform.
The Ravens borrow from the Tennessee state flag, too? Dang. They already have McNair!
.
Aww man, o man, this is some weather...
As does the Ravens. But I mean areproduction of the home state somewhere on the uniform.
The Panther on the Panthers' uniforms is an image of Carolina.
Oddly, the uniform of the Buffalo Bills also has a map of Louisiana on it.
rorschach
And oddly, the uniform of the Dallas Cowboys has a map of Chimpy's ass on it.
Eli, what was the king's secret? I kind of spaced out on that.
He was sacrificing all the children to Grendel's mom.
Or something.
And holy fuck, it looks like that *was* Joan Jett. How fucking depressing.
Hmmm... History Channel is discussing Skull & Bones..
This is our last chance to bone up, and bone we will!
INCOMING!
Snow always acts like he never gets laid.
Ô¿Ô | 01.13.07 - 10:23 pm |
These アヌンナキ bastards rape little kids, so he probably is getting regular pain-of-others and you just haven't learned to recognize it.
It's all headed northeast so y'all are going to be hit with it later.
Hey... Ben Cross was also in SS Doomtrooper! I had forgotten that in my usual Sat night Sci-Fi CabSav haze..
Holy shit that was close.
He was sacrificing all the children to Grendel's mom.
Or something.
But how did Grendel's mom get pregnant?
This is stupid.
the Jets' logo spells out the team's name.
Cuz their fans are so fucking stupid.
(I include myself in this)
I hate your guts!
Wow, are there ever a bunch of people in need of a social life. 476 post in 1 hr 45 minutes.
Seething Webb, anyone?
Oh, that was some convincing CGI/live-action interaction right there...
Cripes this is almost as bad as "The Hulk."
It's very polite for these guys to take turns being killed.
Whoa, I thought for sure that Finn would be Finn Crisp.
Wow, are there ever a bunch of people in need of a social life. 476 post in 1 hr 45 minutes.
Seething Webb, anyone?
bo
This isn't socializing?
But how did Grendel's mom get pregnant?
I was thinking maybe one of the sacrifices was a teenage boy...
It's only 9:30. Too early for Grendel to die.
I contacting PETA about this Grendel slaying thing.
If everyone on Hawaii wasn't so gay, they could have a lock on the Lombardi Trophy.
But how did Grendel's mom get pregnant?
Uh...mead really goes to my head.
Basically the CGI looks like a computer game from about four years back.
Holding called on Grendel.
It's only 9:30. Too early for Grendel to die.
Well, this *is* the Sci-Fi Channel, so there'll probably be a *bigger* Grendel.
Beowulf cheated - must be a repug
It's only 9:30. Too early for Grendel to die.
fourlegsgood
There is still MOMMA
so what monster should we slay in that last 30 minutes? Young Prince Mullet? the Mad Queen?
I hate your guts!
Hee hee.
Eli, it's Grendel's mama!
Shouldn't he have given him a cool sword before he went after Grendel?
Does anyone remember the story well enough to recall whether Grendel's mom gets killed before or after Grendel?
I'm thinking maybe after, which would explain what happens over the next half-hour...
It's only 9:30. Too early for Grendel to die.
He's pining for the fiords.
:::burp!:::
,
Is it Beowulf of the Geets or the Geeks?
So that would make her... Grendmama?
Play action should work well for NO.
TD!
TD NOLA!
TD! McCallister
T-Down New Orleans!
TD Nawleens.
Eli, I don't remember. I think I read Beowulf in 9th grade, which was centuries ago.
Does anyone remember the story well enough to recall whether Grendel's mom gets killed before or after Grendel?
Beowulf killed Grendel then killed Moms.
Deuce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!
It ain't over til the fat (monster) mama sings
Now it's 27-21 Saints
Wait, so now the Queen's not crazy any more?
She went for more natural blush?
Grendel is yet another mythological confirmation of the sex war thesis we occasionally restate here. There is a similar myth among the Irish, about a band of inferior bad people who are bad and who are too close to their mother. It is useful to be sensitive to when the transmission, from any time period, starts to yammer about the bad people who are bad.
Eli, I don't remember. I think I read Beowulf in 9th grade, which was centuries ago.
Was it still on the bestseller list?
TD!
rorschach
Excellent downfield blocking.
Uh-oh.
WHYYYYYYY????
Everyone owes me a coke.
I prefer bourbon.
Deuuuuuuuuuuce!
And I like his auto dealership, too. Good work, nice attitude.
-
Wait, Grendel's Mom is like a completely different species?
Was it still on the bestseller list?
Why yes, I believe so.
Last kiddens for tonight. Fading, fading...
.
There is a similar myth among the Irish, about a band of inferior bad people who are bad and who are too close to their mother.
This proves we are descended from bonobos.
Was it still on the bestseller list?
#1 Beowulf
#2 "The Earth is Flat. No, Really"
okay, y'all hate the V-Dub and Man Law commercials?
I loathe these Red Bull commercials.
Apparently Red Bull gave Grendel's momma WIIINNGS
I like the VW commercials. Man Law not so much.
This proves we are descended from bonobos.
No, then we would all have evolved oversized sunglasses. Wait, maybe those were the Onobos.
I hate the local blacksploitation commercials run by title loan companies.
.
evening folks
is this the ESPN blog? or the classic lit. blog?
I loathe these Red Bull commercials.
watertiger | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 10:37 pm |
SHHHHHHHHHHHHIT YEAH they really make you understand how anyone could despise the English.
Apparently Red Bull gave Grendel's momma WIIINNGS
Okay, points for that.
Watertiger, have you already finished your "Face the Snark" for tomorrow?
This proves we are descended from bonobos
or NOT. (depending on which 'we')
There is a similar myth among the Irish, about a band of inferior bad people who are bad and who are too close to their mother.
You'd give the Irish any credibility?
Maverick John McCain considers his place in history.
"History" will reveal that it would've been better for him and the US of A if he'd crashed and burned along with his Skyhawk.
"History" will reveal that it would've been better for him and the US of A if he'd crashed and burned along with his Skyhawk.
Little Brøther
He did once, sorta, accidentally bomb his own ship.
Toyota is using "Celebrate" from the flare-slacked 70's to sell cars.
evening folks
is this the ESPN blog? or the classic lit. blog?
::matthew | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 10:38 pm | #
I covered the spread on Beowulf v. Grendel, back in 811 A.D.
is this the ESPN blog? or the classic lit. blog?
multitaskingposting
The VW spots represent the forefront of commercial art. We award them the K&Y Collective Tibor Kalman Award (or "Tibor").
Auntie Barmpot has some pretty strong feelings about not doing EschaCon during YearlyKos
Watertiger, have you already finished your "Face the Snark" for tomorrow?
You're subtle, dude.
Grendmama!
He did once, sorta, accidentally bomb his own ship.
If you you mean after getting shot by a Zuni rocket, sure.
Punt, Pass & Kick!! Cool!
KILL THE BLONDE CHICK 1ST, GRENDEL MAMA
"Police in Baghdad found 31 bodies, many shot dead and tortured,"
seems like they usually find about 75 a day. the surge must be working.
Grendelmomma's pissed.
Howdy. What's the good word?
Howdy. What's the good word?
Phila
my word is poontang
A real cheerer-upper: "They went to church every Sunday. They just seemed like a very happy, normal couple."
Jeebus, Garcia looks shorter than Flutie did.
I'll take that as a "yes."
Howdy. What's the good word?
Phila, Fucking Libtard | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 10:42 pm | #
"nonce hat."
seems like they usually find about 75 a day. the surge must be working.
jdw | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 10:42 pm | #
Well, as the population goes down, the soldier-to-civilian ratio goes higher. It's a very clever bit of strategery, really.
Why is Grendmama running? She has wings.
Unfurth is toast
Tibor Kalman was a Magyar who revolutionized advertising.
Little Brøther,
that's a great story. wow.
my word is poontang
You might not believe it, but under fire Animal Mother is one of the finest human beings in the world. All he needs is someone to throw hand grenades at him for the rest of his life.
He's goes after the thing by himself?
"They just seemed like a very happy, normal couple,"
well, they were. until the guy cut the kids head off. must have been giving him some sass.
This is Jeff Garcia's fiancee....
http://www.iceposter.com/thumbs/...s/
G126671_b.jpg
Yum Unfurth on a stick.
I like how this asshat's death gets the wistful tragic music.
Melissa is right.
You are not real.
Just pixels on a screen.
a waste of Time.
.
'Help the Bombadier"
I'll take that as a "yes."
Actually, no.
Wait, Ingrid LIVES?
This is Jeff Garcia's fiancee....
Is she real?
Meanwhile
Over there:
Over there, over there,
Send the word, send the word over there
That the Yanks are coming,
The Yanks are coming,
The drums rum-tumming
Ev'rywhere.
So prepare, say a pray'r,
Send the word, send the word to beware.
We'll be over, we're coming over,
And we won't come back till it's over
Over there.
"nonce hat."
rorschach | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 10:43 pm | #
Fair enough.
I'm heading out for the evening - if you see a gloomy guy reading in a bar, feel free to buy me a shot of Maker's Mark - but everyone should have a look at Thers's post on Tacitus. Very instructive stuff...every word a sermon in itself.
Have a nice night.
"This is Jeff Garcia's fiancee...."
those just can't be fake...
She cleaned the blood off of him.
Garcia's engaged to Eva Longoria?
.
Great, Picasa is eating my photoblogging again...
Ingrid goes from horror to grief to passion pretty quickly
This is Jeff Garcia's fiancee....
http://www.iceposter.com/thumbs/...s/ G126671_b.jpg
Richard
Damn.
Are those things real?
COWBOY
Tough break for NTodd. He was all set to get shipped out on a medical.
JOKER
What was the matter with him?
COWBOY
He was jerkin' off ten times a day.
EIGHTBALL
It's no shit. At least ten times a day.
Howdy. What's the good word?
Todays word is:
DUUUUUUUCE!
agave, prickly troll, I luv you, or at least you little personality pixels on a screen, wherever you are out there. That's sorta real...
Garcia's engaged to Eva Longoria?
he was dating Carmen Electra.
Well, we know the book was titled, "Finn"
Goddamn is this one horrible Beowulf/Grendel/troll-dam.
This game is teh taking for ever.
"Howdy. What's the good word?"
my wife talked dirty to me today. told me to fuck off.
Space bastards!
.
Correction:
WASNT titled...
IT'S THE MIRRRRRRRS!
wait wait...don't tell me on NPR today had a funny piece on Surge, the unsuccessful product from Coca-Cola
my wife talked dirty to me today. told me to fuck off.
jdw | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 10:49 pm | #
And that's the one place I really hate being told to fuck.
You are not real. Just pixels on a screen. a waste of Time. -agave
Through the light projected you can see yourself up close.
agave, prickly troll, I luv you, or at least you little personality pixels on a screen, wherever you are out there. That's sorta real...
Ô¿Ô
asshole
.
IT'S THE MIRRRRRRRS!
There's something kind of creepy about those commercials.
Took me a while to catch up with the thread, but glad I did - woulda missed some great snark.
Spent my earlier evening watching the Red Wings win.
When you fuck Off how do you get rid of the smell? At least no mosquitoes pester your genitals...
Oh this is all based on Contract Law....
A blade named "Aioli Tits"?
A blade named "Aioli Tits"?
It's the breast sword in the world.
Garcia's engaged to Eva Longoria?
Carmela DeCesare, 2004 Playboy Playmate of the Year.
There's something kind of creepy about those commercials.
They reek of child porn.
[obligatory--]
schwing.
A blade named "Aioli Tits"?
That's Norse for Sword of Ten Thousand Truths.
Y'all read the latest Palast, yes?
Quotes Paxton:
Lyndon Johnson told the nation
Have no fear of escalation.
I am trying everyone to please.
Though it isn't really war,
We're sending 50,000 more
To help save Vietnam from the Vietnamese.
All right, Picasa finally let me post my NYC Vehicleblogging...
Bill Moyers returning to weekly show on PBS
http://
www.democraticunderground...mesg_id=3116264
Just sayin'.
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It's the breast sword in the world.
epee for view?
I can't believe it, Ô¿Ô made my nite.
Love you to!
.
It's the breast sword in the world.
epee for view?
spinoza | 01.13.07 - 10:54 pm | #
You and your rapier wit.
You and your rapier wit.
That's what Gordo kept calling us...
epee for view?
makin' the world saber.
Bill Moyers returning to weekly show on PBS
Well WGG will be happy.
I can't believe it, Ô¿Ô made my nite.
Oh, to what depths the mighty have fallen.
Carmela DeCesare
this pic shows she's been 'enhanced.'
http://700mb.ru/uploads/posts/
th..._DeCesare08.jpg
It's not truly busty but looks scimitar.
"THIS is a knife"
"This sword is fucking HEAVY!"
epee for view?
makin' the world saber.
watertiger | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 10:55 pm | #
When not foiled, that is.
Kenneth Tomlinson To Exit BBG
http://
www.broadcastingcable.com...y=Breaking+News
The flip side.
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A blade named "Aioli Tits"?
watertiger
IIRC, an East Village thrash punk meditation band.
You achieved satori whilst moshing.
Simels has a tape, no doubt.
Is that Naomi Campbell?
this pic shows she's been 'enhanced.'
A little. Like what Bridget Fonda wanted in Singles.
Why does Beowulf have a crossbow with exploding bolts?
(in the original he simply grabs Grendel and rips his arm off)
I can't believe it, Ô¿Ô made my nite.
Oh, to what depths the mighty have fallen.
rorschach
Fuck the fuck off!
BASTID!
.
Why does teh fox broadcast only show rich white wimmin?
I think Grendmama's primary purpose is to make her son's CGI look good...
It will never rain like it is tonight in Louisiana again without me thinking of Katrina. They're trying to wash us away:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C...h?
v=CqP6wUJlTLM
Make sure the safety's off, Finn.
Oh, seems like the crowd is almost entirely made up of rich white people.
Well then....
If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training ... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war.
But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings!
You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit!
Ooo, nice 720 before the slo-mo decap.
I knew he'd come out ahead.
Back, back, back, and it's a home run!
Fuck the fuck off!
BASTID!
.
agave, prickly troll | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 10:59 pm | #
As always, your eloquence matches your grace, style, and wit.
Stimpy is so much less of a prick when he's dead.
NO can't run out the clock. If they want to ice it, they need to score on this possession.
Oh, seems like the crowd is almost entirely made up of rich white people.
Well then....
smalfish | 01.13.07 - 11:00 pm | #
On Beowulf?
Stimson also described Guantanamo as "certainly, probably the most transparent and open location in the world" because of visits from more than 2,000 journalists since it opened five years ago. However, journalists are not allowed to talk to detainees on those visits, their photos are censored and their access to the base has at times been shut off entirely.
Now why can't all reporters do that sort of fact-checking?
NO can't run out the clock.
Oh no. If they just keep giving the ball to Deuce, they'll score much too quickly.
Beowulf keeps delivering monster body parts...
Look! Children!
To top it off, Beowulf gives the King a little head.
They all own their own cows and pigs. Some of them have boats.
Viking hats are kewl (channeling Beavis)
As always, your eloquence matches your grace, style, and wit.
rorschach
Goes without saying.
Thanks.
Same to you.
.
So a Viking sailed away on a Spanish Gallion?
It's unseasonably cold tonight in So Cal -- seems like another good night to say, FUCK BUSH
As always, your eloquence matches your grace, style, and wit.
rorschach
You've just come off as being a jerk. That's what is seen.
To top it off, Beowulf gives the King a little head.
Colbert's Apprentice | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 11:03 pm | #
I love a happy ending.
Y'all know what's next-- Man-Thing!
"A government plan will bring large-scale logging deep into the Amazon rain forest for the first time."
rorschach, you're not better than me or anybody.
That's what is seen.
Ô¿Ô | 01.13.07 - 11:04 pm | #
Your brutal use of the passive voice shall cause me to cry myself to sleep.
Boy, that movie sucked ass.
rorschach, you're not better than me or anybody.
Ô¿Ô | 01.13.07 - 11:05 pm | #
I never said I was.
You sound very insecure, dear.
They got Mo back.
-
Wait.
It's Moose and Goose and Deuce?
Jeez.
Why don't you cut it out, microbe?
Fuck "W" BUSH --- not (necessarily) "Reggie"
"A government plan will bring large-scale logging deep into the Amazon rain forest for the first time."
That'll do wonders in the fight for global climate change.
brutal use of the passive voice
"Don't make me go pluperfect on your ass, motherfucker!"
The Iggles' defense looks gassed. Maybe the Saints can run it down after all.
Boy, that movie sucked ass.
CGI is only acceptable for Grendel when it stands for Crispin Glover Insanity!
Deuce! And Bush (the good one!)!
gosh - that 'ecological' canvas tote bag to the right costs $55!
Y'all know what's next-- Man-Thing!
That one's not bad. Well, it's bad, but in a good way.
is this what it looks like when people have spats here. yuck. we're sorry we were ever guilty of this...
The term "dear" is only applied to someone close. That's not our interaction on this blog.
tanks
Kenosha is channeling Ms Manhart...
Wot? The beastly Ô¿Ô has his feeling hurt?
Why don't you cut it out, microbe?
Et tu, Brute
That one's not bad. Well, it's bad, but in a good way
i think i got 20 mins into it when it 1st aired - something about an Australian sheriff comin' to town?
That's not our interaction on this blog.
tanks
Ô¿Ô | 01.13.07 - 11:08 pm | #
You don't speak for us, hetero puke! Or something.
rorschach is a girl!
.
Who is Herbert?
don't make me stop the car, dammit
i think i got 20 mins into it when it 1st aired - something about an Australian sheriff comin' to town?
A creature in a swamp or something.
You have got to be fucking kidding me.
Oh My God!
Incog is a piss-poor faggot.
Eagles recover.
Noooooooooooooo!
Fucking reality.
-
What a huge break for the Eagles
Fumble! Iggles recover.
You gotta be kidding me.
Saints self-destructing...
Who really says "beastly"? Must be some cocksucker or something.
don't make me stop the car, dammit
::matthew
Heee HAW
.
rorschach is a girl!
Funny. I thought he (it?) was a hetro puke?
Who is Herbert?
Who is anybody?
That'll make the ballet reel.
Deeeeeeeee!
-
SC is now considering a law that would require women seeking an abortion to sign a consent form after watching a video sonogram of the fetus.
Saints self-destructing...
rorschach
Not their D.
So, how much longer is the football game going to last?
plantsman, what city do you live in and name the park you visit.
Incog is a piss-poor faggot.
plantsman, lowercase | 01.13.07 - 11:11 pm | #
Okay, stop it you guys.
My cat died and I'm fucking miserable.
Can we just go one night with out this nonsense?
I'm asking nicely. If you can't say nice things to each other please don't say anything at all.
Saints are not really self-destructing, just one bad play.
Beautiful Saints defense.
zo, zee footballs is not going so good?
(not a fan of Amerikan football)
Eagles are going to have to go for it.
Kenosha is channeling Ms Manhart...
KENOSHA
Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private NTodd? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.
Sergeant KENOSHA punches NTODD in the stomach. NTODD sags to his knees.
It's not they self the Saints are destructing.
-
So, how much longer is the football game going to last?
mer
Until the Aints win, which means forever...
The term "dear" is only applied to someone close. That's not our interaction on this blog.
Yes, dear.
Rorschach, seen this madness here yet? It's very true.
We cannot punish criminals cruelly or unusually, but apparently patients can be tortured.
Okay, nevermind.
Continue on being assholes.
Here's the game.
Fuck.
My cat died and I'm fucking miserable.
Ahh, man...
{{{fourlegs}}}
Never mind.
Heh heh heh...
Very sorry to hear about your cat, flg.
False start?
Punting with 1:56?
They're going to punt?
So, how much longer is the football game going to last?
Two Weeks.
[head explodes]
Sergeant KENOSHA punches NTODD in the stomach. NTODD sags to his knees.
[shows war face]
{{{fourlegs}}}
Thanks.
I just hate this childish sniping.
They *punted* inside the two-minute warning???
I'm asking nicely. If you can't say nice things to each other please don't say anything at all.
fourlegsgood | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 11:13 pm | #
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I'm cool with that. Somebody just needs to keep the cocksucker on a short leash.
Rorschach, seen this madness here yet? It's very true.
kmymkk | 01.13.07 - 11:14 pm | #
Hee!
Good stuff, that.
You call that a war face? Let's see your REAL war face!
Deuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuce!
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With 2 timouts left.
The Saints can virtually run out the clock.
the Eagles blew it.
Iggles are not getting the ball back.
I just hate this childish sniping.
fourlegsgood
He started it.
Garcia's engaged to Eva Longoria?
IIRC, Eva's engaged to an NBA player.
I wonder if this could be a coach-killer for Reid. Didn't he, like, forget to use the hurry-up when they were losing the Superbowl?
You guys don't make me stop this thread.
You call that a war face? Let's see your REAL war face!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Deuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuce!
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Eagles will lose, but Jeff Garcia really helped that franchise a shit load off of the bench this season.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Work on it!
That should have been a first down.
From the last thread...is it me, or is Landrieu really embody the dumb blonde cliche?
Eagles throwing the game. I suspect a payoff somewhere. Atrios is clearly behind it.
Eagles will lose, but Jeff Garcia really helped that franchise a shit load off of the bench this season.
This is true.
God bless whoever's calling the offense for keeping it real.
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...require women seeking an abortion to sign a consent form after watching a video sonogram of the fetus.
will men seeking viagra be forced to watch video of Bob Dole riding Liddy?
That was some pretty sorry 3rd-and-1 run D right there.
You know what would be also a good joke about BSG action figures: here is a Sharon, here is a Boomer, here is an 8 tragically sliced in half in a traffic accident (she cut off a 3), here is a sleeper 8, here is a self-aware 8, here is Latte-Making 5, and here is Hair Braiding Pyjama Party 8.
Deuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuce!
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The Saints win it!
Go Crazy New Orleans.
I'm asking nicely. If you can't say nice things to each other please don't say anything at all.
fourlegsgood
Like you are the only one!
Fuck you.
I will have fun when I can get it.
and you can shut up.
Like you are the only one to have a pet die.
.
GO BEARS! Assholes better not lose this time...
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Bwhahahahahahahahahaha!
Thata face would make a baby laugh. You need to find something inside yourself, boy.
Work on it!
SIR, YES SIR!
The Saints go Marching In! The Eagles have Landed!
/tomorrow's headlines today
Are there casinos in Memphis?
Hey, thanks there, Goose, for that little tidbit.
The Saints be's gonna win!
Why did the Eagles punt on that 4th and 15? They should have went for it.
From the last thread...is it me, or is Landrieu really embody the dumb blonde cliche?
Janeane The Acerbic Goblin
Well yeah, her and Lieberman too.
Part of the Universe was intelligently designed.
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There's nobody left in New Orleans to be crazy anymore.
Like you are the only one!
Fuck you.
I will have fun when I can get it.
and you can shut up.
Like you are the only one to have a pet die.
Within the past *week*???
Jesus, man. Show a little class and compassion already.
I agree Janeane. Not a very smart thing to do and then blow all of your time outs. All in all it was a very good, close game. I'm happy the Eagles got this far, but I thought they could have gone to the Super Bowl. Maybe next year.
Atrios is clearly behind it.
I bet we see a link between blogs in the very near future.
I will have fun when I can get it.
and you can shut up.
Lighten up, dude.
Why did the Eagles punt on that 4th and 15? They should have went for it.
Janeane The Acerbic Goblin | 01.13.07 - 11:22 pm | #
From the last thread...is it me, or is Landrieu really embody the dumb blonde cliche?
Janeane The Acerbic Goblin
Well yeah, her and Lieberman too.
Central Scrutinizer
Will somebody please shoot me.
Thanx.
...require women seeking an abortion to sign a consent form after watching a video sonogram of the fetus.
will men seeking viagra be forced to watch video of Bob Dole riding Liddy?
focus
Well, I was going to have a snack till I read that.
(wink)
Until the Aints win, which means forever...
Ô¿Ô | 01.13.07 - 11:14 pm | #
Suck on it, Incog!
Lieberman=dumb blonde. You're right, CS. I was listening to Joe's Garage a bit today. Dong Work for Yuda is one of my favorite songs.
Like you are the only one to have a pet die.
.
agave, prickly troll
We've all had pets die.
Maybe you should sleep it off.
Like you are the only one to have a pet die.
.
agave, prickly troll
Damn.
Like you are the only one to have a pet die.
Within the past *week*???
Jesus, man. Show a little class and compassion already.
Yeah, like, shit. Maybe somebody needs to back the fuck away from the keyboard and count to 10. Jesus, that's some sick shit.
focus, are you bebe in your other life?
agave, you are being cruel.
will men seeking viagra be forced to watch video of Bob Dole riding Liddy?
focus
bebe rebozo, thou shouldst be living at this hour!
agave's being a fuckhead tonight.
Best to ignore it, I imagine. Or taunt it.
Lieberman=dumb blonde. You're right, CS. I was listening to Joe's Garage a bit today. Dong Work for Yuda is one of my favorite songs.
Janeane The Acerbic Goblin
"Yo Mama" reminds me of Bush.
Suck on it, Incog!
Like he needs any encouragement.
Alright N'awlins! Now let's hope the Birds beat Duh Bears.
GEAUX SAINTS!!!!!!!!!
They should have went for it on 4 and 15. It was a good game, though.
I think the Bears will have an easier time with the Saints, provided they beat the Seahawks.
Well, I was going to have a snack till I read that.
(wink)
Terry C
sorry Tree...(but I could have said Rush)
fake agave, go fuck off and die.
Good going, Saints. Seriously.
I think the Bears will have an easier time with the Saints, provided they beat the Seahawks.
If the Seahawks lose, I am assured of no teams I hate making it to the Superbowl.
is agave incog?
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I blame Connecticut. Somebody should post a thread-killing comment.
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Well, I was going to have a snack till I read that.
(wink)
Terry C
sorry Tree...(but I could have said Rush)
focus
To quote Lucille Ball:
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeew!"
Yo' Mama...hehehe.
Maybe you should stay with yo' mama
She can do your laundry and cook for you
Maybe you should stay with yo' mama
You're really kind of stupid and ugly, too...
Yup, that's Bush..
"Ayn Rand’s grand polemical novel keeps selling, and her admirers in Hollywood keep trying, and the latest effort involves a lineup of heavy hitters, starting with Angelina Jolie. Randall Wallace, who wrote “Braveheart” and “We Were Soldiers,” is working on compressing the nearly 1,200-page book into a conventional two-hour screenplay.
Whether Ms. Jolie, who has called herself something of a Rand fan, will bring the novel’s heroine, Dagny Taggart, to life on screen, or merely wind up on a list with other actresses who sought or were sought for the role — including Barbara Stanwyck, Faye Dunaway, Raquel Welch, Farrah Fawcett and Sharon Stone — remains to be seen. "
You know, there are some sick ass people in this world.
Thirty seconds. We went like this, he went like that. I said to Hollywood, "Where'd he go?" Hollywood says, "Where'd whoooooooo go?"
I blame Connecticut. Somebody should post a thread-killing comment.
I could fart.
fake agave, go fuck off and die.
I sure hope he's fake. Someone'll ask him about it the next time they see him, right?
Andy Reid's gonna have to answer for that 4 & 15 punt. It made no sense to punt it. It was 1:58.
Jesus, man. Show a little class and compassion already.
Eli
I still cry about LC.
And you can fuck off also!
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Somebody should post a thread-killing comment.
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QuentinCompson
Condi Rice is brilliant, and she plays the PIE-anno real nice.
You know, there are some sick ass people in this world.
pay it no never mind.
is agave incog?
kmymkk
Ted.
Yo' Mama...hehehe.
Maybe you should stay with yo' mama
She can do your laundry and cook for you
Maybe you should stay with yo' mama
You're really kind of stupid and ugly, too...
Yup, that's Bush..
Janeane The Acerbic Goblin
Sho' 'nuff!
fake agave, go fuck off and die.
I sure hope he's fake. Someone'll ask him about it the next time they see him, right?
Eli | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 11:28 pm | #
Well, he's been this way for the past couple days.
To quote Lucille Ball:
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeew!"
Rachel Maddow has the best "Ew!" nowadays.
"BACK in the 1970s Albert S. Ruddy, the producer of “The Godfather,” first approached Ayn Rand to make a movie of her novel “Atlas Shrugged.” But Rand, who had fled the Soviet Union and gone on to inspire capitalists and egoists everywhere, worried aloud, apparently in all seriousness, that the Soviets might try to take over Paramount to block the project.
“I told her, ‘The Russians aren’t that desperate to wreck your book,’ ” Mr. Ruddy recalled in a recent interview.
Rand’s paranoia, as Mr. Ruddy remembers it, seems laughable. But perhaps it was merely misplaced. For so many people have tried and failed to turn the book she considered her masterpiece into a movie that it could easily strike a suspicious person as evidence of a nefarious collectivist conspiracy. Or at least of Hollywood’s mediocrity."
I could fart.
Make it real loud, 'kay?
I still cry about LC.
Good for you. Therefore you can be an asshole to flg when Maxx just died? What a fuckwit you are being.
It was a good game, and the 4th and 15 call with 1:56 left is asking for a miracle from either your offense or your defense - you takes your pick.
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Angelina Jolie, a Rand fan? Please. It's going to be another 50 years before they make Atlas Shrugged. I don't think anyone currently in Hollywood can make a good film out of that book.
Jolie was wierd but is now just a moron. There is simply no way a grown person can honestly admire the slimy, money-chasing deceit and morality-abandoning egotism that is Alice Rosenbaum (Ayn Rand).
Condi Rice is brilliant, and she plays the PIE-anno real nice.
Shaw Kenawe
She can iceskate fer ya, too, if ya like!
There's something grand about 'Atlas Shrugged'? Must have missed it...
Well, he's been this way for the past couple days.
Whoever it is should put down the crack pipe.
I read Ayn Rand as pure works of fiction written by a murdering lunatic. But that's just me.
Whoever it is should put down the crack pipe.
fourlegsgood | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 11:31 pm | #
Word.
Ayn Rand’s grand polemical novel keeps selling, and her admirers in Hollywood keep trying, and the latest effort involves a lineup of heavy hitters, starting with Angelina Jolie. Randall Wallace, who wrote “Braveheart” and “We Were Soldiers,” is working on compressing the nearly 1,200-page book into a conventional two-hour screenplay.
Now that is some sick shit.
I don't think anyone above wiping their ass with a paperback copy can make a good film out of that book.
Janeane The Acerbic Goblin | 01.13.07 - 11:30 pm |
Andy Reid does not appear to be a late-game clock-management genius.
I predict he gets fired, and gets hired by the Giants after next season.
"worried aloud, apparently in all seriousness, that the Soviets might try to take over Paramount to block the project."
She sounded like a real piece of work.
Angelina Jolie, a Rand fan? Please. It's going to be another 50 years before they make Atlas Shrugged. I don't think anyone currently in Hollywood can make a good film out of that book.
No one can EVER make a good film out of that book because the story sucked ass.
No such thing as pure fiction.
She can iceskate fer ya, too, if ya like!
Terry C, Gore/Clark 08
Albert Einstein is green with envy.
I read Ayn Rand as pure works of fiction written by a murdering lunatic. But that's just me.
Monica_A: Porn Connoisseur | 01.13.07 - 11:31 pm | #
Exactly how I would read her, if I had loads of time to waste on reading her.
There is simply no way a grown person can honestly admire the slimy, money-chasing deceit and morality-abandoning egotism that is Alice Rosenbaum (Ayn Rand).
Another author for the wizened Lee Rodgers to consider.
Andy Reid does not appear to be a late-game clock-management genius.
I have to agree with you, but I can't complain all that much. We had a good season. I've never seen a running back quite like Duce McAllister.
Make it real loud, 'kay?
Man, it freaks out the Punkz when I do that. They think it's Kayla growling, or something.
No such thing as pure fiction.
kmymkk | 01.13.07 - 11:32 pm | #
Fiction is all about the taint.
Ew.
I think the Bears will have an easier time with the Saints, provided they beat the Seahawks.
Hate to burst yer bubble but, the bears have trouble stopping the run, and the Saints just ran for over two hundred yards.
Oh, and gov goodhair just called out the national guard to help "in any problem areas" here.
No such thing as pure fiction.
kmymkk
Oh, for fuck's sake.
Go play with your army men or something.
I have to agree with you, but I can't complain all that much. We had a good season. I've never seen a running back quite like Duce McAllister.
Monica_A: Porn Connoisseur
I honestly didn't expect them to win a game after McNabb went down.
Condi Rice is brilliant, and she plays the PIE-anno real nice.
She was a bigshot at Stanford too!
I recently saw The Fountainhead film made in 1948. It was unintentionally funny. Sledgehammer music cues, overwrought performances. But I did like the final speech, though.
I don't think any director could make that novel into a great film, especially with Pitt and Jolie in it.
I read Ayn Rand as pure works of fiction written by a murdering lunatic. But that's just me. - Monica_A: Porn Connoisseur
The same can be said of the upcomming SOTU address.
Suck on it, Incog!
Like he needs any encouragement.
Herbert
rorschach, don't you think this is a bit homophobic? It's great to see you spring into action, O' Speaker Of All GBTLs...
Oh, that's right. Let's attack agave, instead for being a little ecentric. fourlegs knows he's not really hateful.
How in reality, or even in good pulp fantasy, would a guy blow up his own building for artistic credibility in the 30s? Since the police at that time were criminals, he might never make it to jail.
I have to agree with you, but I can't complain all that much. We had a good season. I've never seen a running back quite like Duce McAllister.
He certainly did a better job of holding his team together through injuries than certain other nearby coaches I could think of...
Man, it freaks out the Punkz when I do that. They think it's Kayla growling, or something.
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!
Condi Rice. I could totally hit that.
Oh, and gov goodhair just called out the national guard to help "in any problem areas" here.
What?
What problem areas.
The Jolie's vanity foray into clit-lit will surely be her ruination.
The agave and Incog show just gets weirder and weirder.
I recently saw The Fountainhead film made in 1948. It was unintentionally funny. Sledgehammer music cues, overwrought performances.
Oh yes. Great stuff.
Oh, and gov goodhair just called out the national guard to help "in any problem areas" here.
What?
What problem areas.
fourlegsgood
Why, any area where there are black folks, of course.
Oh, that's right. Let's attack agave, instead for being a little ecentric. fourlegs knows he's not really hateful.
Well, I dunno.
That was pretty hateful.
My sincere hope is that the Philadelphia fans don't call for McNabb to be benched in favor of Garcia. No one called for Peyton Manning to be benched or traded and his hasn't made it to the Super Bowl. At least McNabb got us close a few times.
Smalfish, why did Blago (good hair..cute) call out the National Guard? Problem areas? What are you on about?
I'll be back when there isn't so much stupid here.
Later sane people.
Bush is going "all in."
"Coast guard, shore patrol. Civil war reenactors. Crips. Bloods."
I've never seen a running back quite like Duce McAllister.
Well, you know your back is working hard -- he's worth it, Duce.
Oh boy, the guy who played "Ed" in Shaun of the Dead has a new series on BBC called Hyperdrive.
The agave and Incog show just gets weirder and weirder.
NTodd, Bunny Polygamist | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 11:35 pm | #
That it does.
Meanwhile:
Keep your balls away from this woman.
Bush is sending civil war re-enacters and gang members to Iraq.
Live from New York - it's Saturday night!
Oh, and gov goodhair just called out the national guard to help "in any problem areas" here.
My hair is *so* much better than Governor Perry's.
At least it was in the 80's. You guys remember the 80's?
The agave and Incog show just gets weirder and weirder.
NTodd, Bunny Polygamist
Is that because you're running out of more and more material?
Oh, and gov goodhair just called out the national guard to help "in any problem areas" here.
Now she calls out the National Guard!?
I recently saw The Fountainhead film made in 1948. It was unintentionally funny.
IIRC, that was directed by King Vidor, one of the silent era's great directors.
Thanks all.
I think I will go sleep outside by LCs grave.
Nite all
You fucks
.
Oh, good, Drunky's back.
Set phasers on "ignore"...
The agave and Incog show just gets weirder and weirder.
You know what I'm not going to do? Read back in this thread.
Exterminators. Heh, Tom DeLay finally gets his shot.
"Tollbooth Operators. Zookeepers. Shriners. Pizza deliverymen. Catholics schoolgirls."
Thanks all.
I think I will go sleep outside by LCs grave.
Watch out for falling ice.
You dick.
What's the difference between an "ice storm" and "freezing rain"?
I recently saw The Fountainhead film made in 1948. It was unintentionally funny. Sledgehammer music cues, overwrought performances.
And every single character talks in exactly the same way -- without ever coming close to how actual people talk.
How do you mean?
Every dialog is this painfully didactic process in which we see Rand sorting through her own deeply crappy ideas, using her hysterical robots as pseudo-Platonic philosophers.
How?
It is a bad parody of Socrates if Socrates was one of his owners.
In Jackson, Cowboy Maloney said that if the Saints won, anybody buying a TV from his store today would get it for free. I reckon there are some happy feet out there right now.
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You know what I'm not going to do? Read back in this thread.
Thers | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 11:38 pm | #
That's very textually irresponsible.
You heartless fucks
.
Novak tries his hand at whacko fiction
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According to conservative columnist Robert Novak, a freshman Democratic Congressman confronted the top GOP election strategist nicknamed "Bush's Brain" in a White House bathroom, and taunted him for failing to beat him in November. ...
"Newly elected Rep. Steven Kagen, a rich allergist who self-financed his campaign in Wisconsin, by his own account taunted President and Mrs. Bush, Vice President Dick Cheney and presidential adviser Karl Rove during a White House function for new members of Congress in December," Novak writes.
According to Novak, "Kagen told a group of activists that after he found himself in the restroom with Rove, he blocked the White House deputy chief of staff's departure by holding the door closed."
"You're in the White House and you think you're safe," Kagen allegedly said. "My name's Dr. Multimillionaire and I kicked your ass."
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On the other hand, if it's true, I say good on Rep. Dr. Kagen.
Ô¿Ô, I love Aaron Neville's cover, but Newman's own gets me every time.
ice storm = lots of freezing rain
That was pretty hateful.
fourlegsgood
Well, as an intuitive, I get good vibes from him. He's not mean.
The agave and Incog show just gets weirder and weirder.
You know what I'm not going to do? Read back in this thread.
Well that's showing some real bravery there.
That's very textually irresponsible.
But sexually irresistible.
You heartless fucks
I just came in, but this is not really fair. I'm sorry that you are hurting right now, agave. Really sorry. But it doesn't help that much to spread the hurt, you know.
King Vidor directed Our Daily Bread, a depression era film which was really good. He also did the American version of War and Peace, which wasn't nearly as expansive or as great as the Russian version was.
You heartless fucks
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agave, prickly troll | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 11:39 pm | #
It is true that you have done much to gain our sympathy, but yet, it is also true, we are cold bastards.
What's the difference between an "ice storm" and "freezing rain"?
The former is a lot more of the latter.
IIRC, that was directed by King Vidor, one of the silent era's great directors.
dave™© | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 11:37 pm |
It had some attempts to be Eisenstein, as in the quarry scene or at the apartments, just as Rand's books all have that deco art because she can't help trying to rip off Socialism.
It's bedtime (or at least a sincere attempt) for me. Be good to each other, Atriots.
what the hell is going on here?
I think I will go sleep outside by LCs grave.
Crawl in, for all we fucking care.
I think some people were upset when I called this prick a troll the other day. Obviously, I was too measured in my assessment...
According to Novak, "Kagen told a group of activists that after he found himself in the restroom with Rove, he blocked the White House deputy chief of staff's departure by holding the door closed."
"You're in the White House and you think you're safe," Kagen allegedly said. "My name's Dr. Multimillionaire and I kicked your ass."
Damn.
I hope that's a true story. Excellent.
What's the difference between an "ice storm" and "freezing rain"?
Essentially, an ice storm is water that falls in its frozen form. Freezing rain is water that falls in its liquid form but the air closer to earth is colder than at altitude so that that rain freezes upon reaching the ground.
Keep your balls away from this woman.
rorschach
THAT'S scary!
You heartless fucks
You're projecting now. You have an opportunity to continue sharing in our humanity here, or you can lash out at flg and the rest of us. The former will help you more, the latter will just piss us off.
I do believe the war between Mac and PC has heated up. Laptops? Hardly.
http://tinyurl.com/y87lye
King Vidor directed Our Daily Bread, a depression era film which was really good.
That is a goddam classic. TCM runs it now and again.
"What I say? What I say?!"
well, this thread's fucked. with any luck the next one (whenever it gets here) will be, if not better, at least different.
That's very textually irresponsible.
That's how I have fun on a Saturday night.
what the hell is going on here?
Just a couple of spewing drama queens. Open an umbrella and walk on by...
BTW:
My team may not be going to the NFC Championship, but I got to see Condi slapped around a bit. A good week if I do say so.
You're projecting now. You have an opportunity to continue sharing in our humanity here, or you can lash out at flg and the rest of us. The former will help you more, the latter will just piss us off.
NTodd, Bunny Polygamist | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 11:42 pm | #
Someone once drowned a cat of mine and left her corpse on my doorstep.
So I can say, "agave, fuck off!"
The dialogue in The Fountainhead is silly for the most part. You're right, the characters philosophise at the drop of a hat. They don't talk like real people do.
"What I say? What I say?!"
RACIST!
No one can EVER make a good film out of that book because the story sucked ass.
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And her writing has all the grace of Soviet Constructivist art. Every sentence weighed a ton.
That's very textually irresponsible.
That's how I have fun on a Saturday night.
Thers | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 11:43 pm | #
It's the "new" New Criticism.
You slut.
>Someone once drowned a cat of mine and left her corpse on my doorstep.
I still can't get over that, man. That is so fucking cold.
Gabriel Over the White House: American Fascist propaganda, must be seen to be believed.
PS:
Respect each other, bitches!
"I recently saw The Fountainhead film made in 1948. It was unintentionally funny."
Baaaaaaaaaaad movie.
A waste of every star in it.
RACIST!
"Inga binga bunga, unga bunga BINGA!"
The agave and Incog show just gets weirder and weirder.
You know what I'm not going to do? Read back in this thread.
Well that's showing some real bravery there.
smalfish
not even
.
Ô¿Ô, I love Aaron Neville's cover, but Newman's own gets me every time.
sidhra
Gah, it's raining like nothing else here in Louisiana tonight. From now on, it will make me think of Katrina like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d...h?
v=d6ZgqBSD5Pw
"Jack Cline is in a hospital here fighting for his life, stricken by leukemia that he says he got from exposure to benzene at his factory job. In most states, he would be able to sue the companies that made the benzene. But Alabama’s all-Republican, wildly pro-business Supreme Court threw out his case.
In a ruling that would have done Kafka proud, the court held that there was never a valid time for Mr. Cline to sue. If he had sued when he was exposed to the benzene, it would have been too early. Alabama law requires people exposed to dangerous chemicals to wait until a “manifest” injury develops. But when his leukemia developed years later, it was too late. Alabama’s statute of limitations requires that suits be brought within two years of exposure."
Essentially, an ice storm is water that falls in its frozen form.
That's "snow."
Ice storm.
Fast-forwarding through the opening monologue was not a mistake, was it?
It is also true that Ayn Rand smelled in later years.
>Someone once drowned a cat of mine and left her corpse on my doorstep.
I still can't get over that, man. That is so fucking cold.
watertiger | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 11:44 pm | #
Yep. It is.
And I still wonder, deep down, if the perpetrator wasn't the woman I was living with at the time...
I really don't think so. But I wonder.
Essentially, an ice storm is water that falls in its frozen form. Freezing rain is water that falls in its liquid form but the air closer to earth is colder than at altitude so that that rain freezes upon reaching the ground.
Ahh.
So actually, freezing rain is more dangerous than an ice storm(as far as driving and such)?
agave, prickly troll, I'm sorry for them attacking you because of me. You be warm and safe from this weather tonight. Mellisa is one lucky woman.
"Mr. Palmer was encouraged when the Alabama Supreme Court reopened the case. He also saw it as a good sign when it scheduled oral arguments for a special public session on a law school campus, an indication it considered the case particularly significant. The arguments went well. “Questions asked by several justices indicated they were troubled by the legal Catch-22,” The Birmingham News reported.
The court ruled this month. It affirmed the dismissal of Mr. Cline’s case by a 5-to-4 vote."
I just checked out the Fountainhead entry on the imdb. I was curious to see who adapted it. As it turns out, Ayn Rand wrote the screenplay herself.
Well that's showing some real bravery there.
Now now. Let's all play nice and have some bacon.
Baaaaaaaaaaad movie.
A waste of every star in it.
I was in a group today with a guy who was a self-professed "bad movie" lover.
The oldest movie he named wasn't even 20 years old. I just thought "Buddy, you haven't even scratched the surface!"
agave, prickly troll, I'm sorry for them attacking you because of me.
Oh, puhleeze get over yourself, Soup Boy. agave's being a complete dick. And so are you, actually.
As it turns out, Ayn Rand wrote the screenplay herself.
Richard | 01.13.07 - 11:48 pm |
it showed.
Michael Gambon and Charles Dance are in the Ali G movie??!!! (StarzComedy)
An ice storm is more dangerous, I always thought.
Essentially, an ice storm is water that falls in its frozen form.
It's weird. I live on the US mid-Atlantic seacoast. About 10 yrs ago we had the strangest storm. Not much snow, but *everything* was encased in ice. Tree branches, driveways, windshields, everything outside had about a 1/4" of slick-assed clear ice coating.
agave, prickly troll, I'm sorry for them attacking you because of me.
Oh, puhleeze get over yourself, Soup Boy. agave's being a complete dick. And so are you, actually.
NTodd, Bunny Polygamist | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 11:49 pm | #
Now, now, NTodd.
Everything is always, ALWAYS, about Incog. Always! Everything!
As it turns out, Ayn Rand wrote the screenplay herself.
With a handgun.
I was in a group today with a guy who was a self-professed "bad movie" lover.
The oldest movie he named wasn't even 20 years old. I just thought "Buddy, you haven't even scratched the surface!"
dave™©
Wonder if he's ever seen "Plane Nine From Outer Space."
P.......U!
Ayn Rand wrote the screenplay herself.
Hand cast the type, no doubt. Talk about leaden prose.
There's been only 2 films made from Rand's works. The Fountainhead, and a Italian film of We The Living. We The Living isn't too bad. It was made when Mussolini was in power. The film had no problems with the censors, because it was anti-Communist. But then they realised it was also anti-authoritarian, so they had it banned.
Sorry - PLAN Nine
I still don't know what to do about Mike and Argentina.
Men...
Correspondent Helen Thomas lashes out at the 'lapdog media'
By Trevor Aaronson
January 13, 2007
Tapping into one of the strongest undercurrents at the National Conference for Media Reform in Memphis, longtime White House correspondent Helen Thomas criticized what she described as a lapdog media for not erecting roadblocks on the road to war in Iraq.
The doyenne of Beltway journalism, Thomas issued a sweeping indictment of American media during a Saturday-afternoon discussion at the Cook Convention Center.
"I think the American press corps has lost its way," Thomas said, adding: "There’s no reason the media played along with the administration’s shifting rationales, all untrue in the run-up to the catastrophic war in Iraq."
"Congress rolled over, as we did, no questions asked," Thomas said. "But the result of our default has been devastating? We lost our halo as the visionaries for a better mankind."
http://www.commercialappeal.com/
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Men: Can't live with them, can't live without them...
freezing rain leaves things slicker than owl shit, with lots of black ice to do in the unwary.
With a handgun.
I was going to say with a potato ricer, but handgun works.
'Battlefield Earth' makes just about anything else look good by comparison. Worst movie I've ever seen, without even camp value...
Now now. Let's all play nice and have some bacon.
Now that shoing racism against teh mighty bovine.
Men: Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em.
Speaking of IMDB, here's some interesting trivia re: "The Fountainhead":
Ayn Rand only agreed to make her book into a movie if the director promised that everything she wrote would make it into the final product... Rand was furious when she heard that Howard Roark's speech at the trial was being trimmed, chiefly because it was considered long, rambling and confusing, especially to Gary Cooper who didn't understand it. She got the studio to make sure that the speech was untouched and in its entirety in the finished product.
Not sure if that speech made it in uncut, since another bit of trivia talks about how Rand wouldn't work for Warner Bros. again because of what they did to that speech... like Warner Bros. was asking!
Now that shoing racism against teh mighty bovine.
What about Samoan tuna?
'Battlefield Earth' makes just about anything else look good by comparison. Worst movie I've ever seen, without even camp value...
I'm going to have to take exception to that last bit...
So actually, freezing rain is more dangerous than an ice storm(as far as driving and such)?
As far as forming ice on the road and on trees and powerlines, you could look at it that way.
"Of the 255 players selected in last year’s N.F.L. draft, only three were taken after receiver Marques Colston of Hofstra."
"Coach Sean Payton acknowledged that he had no idea that Colston, who is 6 feet 4 inches and 231 pounds, might eventually lead all first-year receivers with eight touchdowns and finish second to Vince Young in the voting for the N.F.L.’s offensive rookie of the year."
New thread. Please no fighting.
freezing rain leaves things slicker than owl shit, with lots of black ice to do in the unwary.
bo
I don't know where you are, but here in northwest Louisiana, it's pretty major with the rain and beginning sleet.
Wonder if he's ever seen "Plane Nine From Outer Space."
"But would you listen? You're all so stupid! Stupid! Stupid!" -- Eros
Men: Can't live with them, can't live without them...
Ô¿Ô | 01.13.07 - 11:51 pm | #
Go to Argentina with Mike. Your moms wants you out of her basement.
QuentinCompson, thanks for posting that. Helen Thomas is an American hero (heroette?).
Max,
That thar be the handiwork of freezing rain.
Now that shoing racism against teh mighty bovine.
What about Samoan tuna?
NTodd, Bunny Polygamist | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 11:53 pm | #
Eat Mor Chikn!
Wonder if he's ever seen "Plan Nine From Outer Space."
I would think he'd have had to, what with all the publicity around "Ed Wood."
Wonder is he's seen "Zardoz"?
Now now. Let's all play nice and have some bacon.
I bought bacon at the store tonight.
QuentinCompson, thanks for posting that. Helen Thomas is an American hero (heroette?).
Heroine.
By the way, I've found photos of Wolcott's cats.
http://plush-life.blogspot.com/
Incog is definitely an asshole sometimes, and what those who enjoy baiting him don't seem to realize is that they don't come off any better.
They also manage to make a bad situation worse.
Of the 255 players selected in last year’s N.F.L. draft, only three were taken after receiver Marques Colston of Hofstra.
I think Jerry Rice went late in the draft, too.
And nobody wanted Joe Montana, either...
Yeah, Rand wrote the screenplay herself. There was trouble on Roark's final speech. Rand wanted it read as it was, but Vidor wanted to cut it down a bit. Film directors usually do these things, so it wasn't completely unreasonable of Vidor to do it. But Rand insisted on having the entire speech read. She won. It goes on for 6 minutes. I must admit it is an interesting speech, but visually it's very boring.
John Galt's speech in Atlas goes on for 60 pages! Help...
I have "moms"?
I think I always "come off pretty good." I've been attacked by many rats but I'm always left standing...
I was never able to get past more than a few pages of Atlas Shrugged.
I'll be honest - I wish someone would come up with the money for a great big 4-hour epic production of "Atlas Shrugged." I'd go see it.
But I'm still upset I missed the "director's cut" of "Renaldo and Clara"...
I'll be honest - I wish someone would come up with the money for a great big 4-hour epic production of "Atlas Shrugged." I'd go see it.
Really?
I think I'd pass on that.
I'll be honest - I wish someone would come up with the money for a great big 4-hour epic production of "Atlas Shrugged." I'd go see it.
Why?
Zardoz wasn't that bad....I wonder if he's ever seen Wet Hot American Summer. Or Reefer Madness. Or Showgirls. Or Robot Monster (the guy in the gorilla suit with the scuba helmet).
I was never able to get past more than a few pages of Atlas Shrugged.
fourlegsgood
Me neither.
That AND "The Da Vinci Code."
I was never able to get past more than a few pages of Atlas Shrugged.
fourlegsgood | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 11:58 pm |
And this is not your fault. Atlas Shrugged is part of the anti-meritocracy Xymph was talking about earlier; were a fragment of it submitted as a student's work, assuming it wouldn't get recognized and marked as plagiarism, it would be handed back as too lazy to be worth correcting.
"I'd go see it."
Why?
Because I just love big, fat trainwrecks of a movie - but only if they're big budget, "professional" productions.
It's easy to make fun of a guy like Ed Wood - it's immensely more fun to laugh out loud at something a bunch of Hollywood suits actually vetted and dropped tens of millions of dollars on.
It's easy to make fun of a guy like Ed Wood - it's immensely more fun to laugh out loud at something a bunch of Hollywood suits actually vetted and dropped tens of millions of dollars on.
dave™©
Ed Wood's movies come under the category of "so bad they're good."
And the Johnny Depp movie, "Ed Wood" is terrific.
You know what rates an epic miniseries is Gore Vidal's Creation, which was written as a mini-education and a direct strike at the Christ-fetishizing of the Reagan era. Buddha, Confucius, Socrates, Xerxes and Pericles arguing about life.
Dumbest movie I ever saw was the preview someone's anti-drug morality tale in the late sixties. Waif wanders off to California, has various and sundry misadventures... finishes off with her dropping acid while she's at a house where she's baby sitting an infant and supposed to start dinner. Mother comes home to find her standing in the living room, tripping out and holding a raw turkey wrapped in the baby's blanket. Sort of the predecessor of the drying the poodle in the microwave urban legend.
Don't think it was ever released, but it did show up on weekend cable tv about 5 years ago.
I wonder if he's ever seen Wet Hot American Summer. Or Reefer Madness. Or Showgirls. Or Robot Monster...
He must have seen at least "Showgirls." Most of the ones he mentioned were horror-type films from the last 20 years or so...
There's clips of Renaldo and Clara on youtube. They're amateurish, pretentious, and awful.
The concert footage is good.
The original version ran 4 hours. I'd like to see it, though.
sheets
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Why?
:Shrugs:
It's easy to make fun of a guy like Ed Wood
Trust us, we spend a lot of time on Eddie, and a budget wouldn't help.
Sheets.
...the Johnny Depp movie, "Ed Wood" is terrific.
One of the few Tim Burton movies I like.
Speaking of bad movies, my wife and I happened to dial in HBO last weekend for the last 45 minutes of "The Phantom Menace."
Turns out that's just about the right length!
A lot of crap that Hollywood makes is forgotten about instantly. It's hard to name one Hollywood director that makes memorable, challenging work....
People STILL talk about Ed Wood. They know his name, they know his work. Think about that....
Actually, a local journalist/comedian named David Schmader does these showings of "Showgirls" (I'm imagining a live version of MST 3K without robots), I haven't been to a showing, but I would like to. I hear they are pretty funny (and I think the studio had him do it for an alternative sound/track on the DVD of the movie).
Speaking of bad movies, my wife and I happened to dial in HBO last weekend for the last 45 minutes of "The Phantom Menace."
Turns out that's just about the right length!
Cut out all the forced comedy relief of Jar Jar and that's about right.
Lucas lost what really made the first one shine. He lost his way.
It's amazing to me that Ep III didn't totally suck.
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