I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
yippee
seconds?
wiskey and bacon on the house!
and haggis too?
I would just like to thank Atrios for asking the Iggles to throw the game.
New Orleans really needed this.
Thanks, all.
Can things get any worse?
I will, but I can't guarantee that Frank Rich will. The title for this Sunday's column should alone prepare you for what awaits: "He's in the Bunker Now."
Fuck you, Thers. Fuck all you asshols.
India. Pale. Ale.
Oh, great. It's like Wayne's World meets Coffee Talk...
And fuck my 'e' key.
Fuck you, Thers. Fuck all you asshols.
hetero puke!
Shit. Border Patrol shooting down Mexicans. Who the hell gave the patrol this kind of lethal force?
I ♥ NTodd.
Even though he killed my cat.
I have bacon. Pre-cooked and turkey.
And fuck my 'e' key.
NTodd
it's all yours, bunnyman
And fuck my 'e' key.
NTodd
it's all yours, bunnyman
Stomps her foot angrily
Was anyone else expecting the guest in this sketch to be John Bolton?
Sorry, Eli, but Battlefield Earth was all bad. Blech.
I shot the sheriff
but I did not shoot the deputy
It's McCain's state, NACO AZ. Shot down like pi-dogs.
I love all you hetero-puke assholios!
I ♥ NTodd.
Even though he killed my cat.
rorschach
No flirting.
Sorry, Eli, but Battlefield Earth was all bad. Blech.
Yes, but I thought it was Campy Hilarious Bad.
Yeah Thers, why did you have to go and post a new thread when I was talking about Helen Thomas? Delete this thread.
I hate Debussy.
"You DIE! You go to Hell and you DIE!"
[/Mr. Garrison]
Is this sketch going anywhere?
hetero puk!
fixed yer typo
I hate snakes!
Wow. Dallas area had more than three inches of rain (on average) today.
But what if I don't want to play nice?
hetero pukka!
fixed yer typo.
I hate snakes!
Sticks out viper tongue at nur.
I watched three minutes of Battlefield Earth. I switched channels after I started sensing that my brain cells were dying.
I hate Debussy.
Echidne of the snakes | Homepage | 01.13.07 - 11:57 pm | #
He does not make a good first Impression(ist).
I hate Debussy.
But wouldn't you just DIE without Mahler?
I hate snakes!
C'mon, show a little backbone, will ya?
Whose a asshol? Ya asshol.
But what if I don't want to play nice?
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
thers won't let you have any of his bacon.
...not that he would anyway.....
But what if I don't want to play nice?
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
thers won't let you have any of his bacon.
...not that he would anyway.....
But wouldn't you just DIE without Mahler?
that might look like the better option..
Oh, thanks for telling me.
Wankers.
Asps. Very dangerous. You go first.
smalfish- it's been a wet 'un, eh?
Asps. Very dangerous. You go first.
INNNNNNNN-DEEEEEEE! The torch is going out....!
But what if I don't want to play nice?
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
Do it for me.
Hopefully Thers & Molly remembered that The Shins are the musical guest tonight...
INNNNNNNN-DEEEEEEE! The torch is going out....!
You would be perfect for the remake.
I hate bacon also.
4Legs--okay.
Chocolate cake?
that might look like the better option.. Echidne
Clearly you need to rent Educating Rita, your most opalescent scaliness.
wiskey and bacon on the house!
::matthew
You really know how to charm the women on a Saturday night. 
Stomps her foot angrily
Oy, hope I didn't steal your thread. That last one seemed to be a bit grim, is all.
You have feet...?
That guy is really looking like Trump.
You would be perfect for the remake.
You should see me wield a frying pan.
NTodd-
Is it snowing over there yet?
Clearly you need to rent Educating Rita, your most opalescent scaliness.
I hate movies.
Oh, thanks for telling me.
Thers said "New thread" but no one knew what it meant.
-
Echidne--I am not a fan of bacon myself.
Okay in potato salad in small amounts. Other than that, meh.
4Legs--okay.
Chocolate cake?
Yes, please.
You should see me wield a frying pan. watertiger
You're married to Snuffy Smith?
Fine Framing of the prenit's posturing by a fine writer but the unspoken question still burning in our mind's eye is how, even with notable republicans abandoning him, can he be extricated from the shithole he has created before making it an even bigger and messier shithole?
Oy, hope I didn't steal your thread. That last one seemed to be a bit grim, is all.
How would you steal my thread? I'm not Atrios. lol
No, I just decided to wreck this thread by being horrible to everybody. To have fun.
I hate Thers.
Good Trump impression.
Hopefully Thers & Molly remembered that The Shins are the musical guest tonight...
I wondered why we were DVRing it.
rorschach, you're a jerk.
I've got nothing to say but it's OK--
Good morning, good morning, good morning!
Catching the end of this doc about the Klan on A&E.
Some really sick, ridiculous losers there.
You should see me wield a frying pan.
Cooking bacon?
And yes, that IS Joan Jett.
Echidne--we all hate Thers. And NTodd.
Would the goddess like some chocolate cake?
4Legs--with ice cream or without?
I wondered why we were DVRing it.
Well, there's certainly no other conceivable reason so far...
I hate Thers.
Oh, me too.
(Since when do snakes have feet?)
And yes, that IS Joan Jett.
Yeah, I know.
Sigh.
chocolate cake?
--with ice cream or without?
Mm, mm.
I hate movies. Echidne
[Caught between agape and agape]
4Legs--with ice cream or without?
Ice cream please.
Echidne--we all hate Thers. And NTodd.
Thanks for reminding me, Sallyh.
I hate NTodd with the power of a thousand forks.
You're married to Snuffy Smith?
Where's Ann Ramsey when ya need her?
rorschach is the reason we can't attract more ordinary Americans to the Democratic party.
So is it worth it for those of us on the west coast to watch SNL tonight?
And yes, that IS Joan Jett.
Where!
I heard she hates Bush.
(Since when do snakes have feet?)
I hate people who can't live in a paradox.
well, i guess i'd better get tix for her concert,then.
I hate thoughtless people.
smalfish- it's been a wet 'un, eh?
Let's just say, there are no turds laying in the gutter tonite.
So is it worth it for those of us on the west coast to watch SNL tonight?
Watch the "cold opening". Then stop.
NTodd-
Is it snowing over there yet?
I'll go pee and check...
Do I hear hot fudge? We have hot fudge.
Monsieur is doing the whole nine yards on that.
I consider my last post to be the sacrifice to haloscan that was necessary to get the new thread.
So is it worth it for those of us on the west coast to watch SNL tonight?
Not so far.
...paradox?
I lived in a trailer park once. Does that count?
I hate thoughtless people.
I try not to think about 'em.
Thank you Eli.
I hate thoughtless people.
eek.
I better stop the game, then. But it's sorta fun.
Where's Ann Ramsey when ya need her? watertiger
Owwwwwwwwwwwweeeennnnnn!
I hate NTodd with the power of a thousand forks.
Echidne of the snakes
But I love his pussies.
One of my favorite Flinstones episodes.
...paradox?
I lived in a trailer park once. Does that count?
Did you have flower beds?
I'd like some hot fudge Sallyh!
I try not to think about 'em.
Heh.
I hate people who can't live in a paradox.
Silly. Nobody is small enough to live in even a pair of ducks.
rorschach is the reason we can't attract more ordinary Americans to the Democratic party.
Ô¿Ô | 01.14.07 - 12:05 am | #
Me?
Really?
Damn, I'm all important and shit!
Who's NTodd?
Ô¿Ô, hush your mouth. ha.
Eli -- is this Grendel thing bad enough to be worth watching?
Silly. Nobody is small enough to live in even a pair of ducks.
Molly is a lucky woman. I hate her.
Did you have flower beds?
Corn rows.
Incog, please.
I think all right-thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! But I'm sick and tired of being told that I am!
Eli -- is this Grendel thing bad enough to be worth watching?
Give it a shot, then use your own judgment.
Flory--I think we should watch; Monsieur had control of the remote during Grendel.
I was tres sad.
Eli -- is this Grendel thing bad enough to be worth watching?
flory | 01.14.07 - 12:08 am | #
No, it's kind of boring, really.
I hate her.
...for everything there is a season. ...or something.
Damn, I'm all important and shit!
rorschach
You act like you're better than others. You're not.
I hate people who can't live in a paradox.
Silly. Nobody is small enough to live in even a pair of ducks.
Thers | Homepage | 01.14.07 - 12:08 am | #
Outside of a duck, a book is a man's best friend.
I tried to resist, but I found that I had negative capability.
Of course, when I sail failure to attract normal Americans, I mean Log Cabin Republicans. This failure is why me and my lover Mike are fleeing to Argentina.
This skit could be lamer.
And you don't speak for MY COMMUNITY!!
You act like you're better than others. You're not.
Three fingers pointing right back at you. Get some help.
Ok, I don't hate anybody except Debussy. Him I do hate but he's dead, luckily.
House GOP Shows Its Fractiousness In the Minority
Sunday, January 14, 2007; A01
House Republican leaders, who confidently predicted they would drive a wedge through the new Democratic majority, have found their own party splintering, with Republican lawmakers siding with Democrats in droves on the House's opening legislative blitz.
Freed from the pressures of being the majority and from the heavy hand of former leaders including retired representative Tom DeLay (R-Tex.), many back-bench Republicans are showing themselves to be more moderate than their conservative leadership and increasingly mindful of shifting voter sentiment. The closest vote last week -- Friday's push to require the federal government to negotiate lower drug prices for Medicare -- pulled 24 Republicans. The Democrats' homeland security bill attracted 68 Republicans, the minimum wage increase 82.
"You're freer to vote your conscience," said Rep. Jo Anne Emerson (R-Mo.), who received an 88 percent voting record from the American Conservative Union in 2005 but has so far sided with Democrats on new budget rules, Medicare prescription-drug negotiations, raising the minimum wage and funding stem cell research. "Or, really, I feel free to represent my constituents exactly as they want me to be."
"Times have changed. I don't want to be someone who they say is too stubborn to change too," said Rep. Rodney Alexander (R-La.), whose 92 percent conservative rating did not stop him from voting with Democrats on the homeland security and minimum-wage bills.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/
wp...1301189_pf.html
Tom Delay's bitches.
-
Rorschach is the reason we're afraid to be publicly identified with Atrios, despite the fame and credibility that would bring him. Rorschach has broken too many hearts in the Lesbian Mafia.
Laser Cats!!!
Give it a shot, then use your own judgment.
Eli
I hate people who won't take a stand.
Sallyh -- I'm watching.
And neither does Atrios, although he acts like he does.
"We should stop doing mushrooms and going to restaurants"
I hate NTodd with the power of a thousand forks.
Echidne of the snakes
But I love his pussies.
NTodd has a vagina?
I had no idea he was transgendered.
You act like you're better than others. You're not.
Ô¿Ô | 01.14.07 - 12:09 am | #
No, I don't. I'm just better than you. And that hardly distinguishes me from most people here.
It was nice Amy put the beaker down after getting shot by the laser cat.
Outside of a duck, a book is a man's best friend.
Via duck? Vy not a duck?
Flory, meh.
I bet it lacked eatage, stompage and bleedage.
heh
Sallyh,
Did you go to your Dem Assembly District election for State Convention delegates today?
Rorschach is the reason we're afraid to be publicly identified with Atrios, despite the fame and credibility that would bring him. Rorschach has broken too many hearts in the Lesbian Mafia.
kmymkk | 01.14.07 - 12:10 am | #
Too true.
Too, too true.
This short is stil better than Grendel.
Outside of a duck, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside a duck, it's too dark to read.
bo--to be honest, I cleaned my house and reviewed two papers.
No, I don't. I'm just better than you. And that hardly distinguishes me from most people here. rorschach
Any chance you'll extinguish, your distinguishness?
Molly is a lucky woman. I hate her.
Don't worry -- I have it on good authority that she's long-suffering.
"Or, really, I feel free to represent my constituents exactly as they want me to be."
Wonder how long she's been sitting in Congress NOT representing her constituents?
This short is stil better than Grendel.
My unwashed shorts are better than Grendel. What a sacrilege.
No snow yet, but I can't see the stars anymore. So either it's overcast, or some grave comic event that dwarfs the Iraq debacle has occurred.
Inside a duck, it's too dark to read.
You can't fight crime with a macaroni duck!!
ugh
Just joking I was. please?
Incog, rorschach, get a room. Or a boxing ring. Or better yet, ignore each other.
flory- watch Grendel for the SFX
Who Dat!
Put Sean Payton in charge of NOLA recovery & Duece for Mayor
No, I don't. I'm just better than you. And that hardly distinguishes me from most people here. rorschach
Any chance you'll extinguish, your distinguishness?
JeffCO | 01.14.07 - 12:12 am | #
Did you just ask me to kill myself?
Atrios is not here, man.
And ror most certainly does act like he's better than otters.
You can't fight crime with a macaroni duck!!
Darryl Pearce
I think you can in Belgium
Something called Mint Pillows is too small for even ducks to lean their head against.
(Since when do snakes have feet?)
Before that whore Eve tempted Adam.
Don't worry -- I have it on good authority that she's long-suffering.
Thers | Homepage | 01.14.07 - 12:13 am | #
Ahem. Your bedroom practices hardly need airing in this venue.
Atrios was a top-calibre professor in a challenging field and was able to drop it because of the success of his blog. That means he is better than you.
Rorschach is the reason we're afraid to be publicly identified with Atrios, despite the fame and credibility that would bring him. Rorschach has broken too many hearts in the Lesbian Mafia.
kmymkk
Psst..Your frame is a bit 'akilter...
I bet it lacked eatage, stompage and bleedage.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
Prolly. But I hear it had really bad CGI.
Just joking I was. please?
Hee hee. Echidne rawks.
Did you just ask me to kill myself? rorschach
Only the part that's rubber. Or glue. Whatever.
Before that whore Eve tempted Adam.
How could she be a whore? There was just Adam and her and they were legally married by god.
Seriously, The Iggles played a terrific game, and I thought until the last three minutes that they were going to win it.
My best wishes to the good people of Philadelphia, and all the Eagles' fans.
I loved John Gardner's "Grendel". That guy died too young.
And ror most certainly does act like he's better than otters.
Thers | Homepage | 01.14.07 - 12:14 am | #
Otters are fuckers. And I say that, on porpoise.
::matthew extra points for stating what series I'm quoting!
Your bedroom practices hardly need airing in this venue.
Not enough vents?
ugh
Ô¿Ô | 01.14.07 - 12:13 am | #
Somewhere in Louisiana, the Neanderthal bestirs himself.
Atrios was a top-calibre professor in a challenging field and was able to drop it because of the success of his blog. That means he is better than you.
kmymkk | 01.14.07 - 12:15 am | #
I knew him when he was a gym teacher.
Shut up, Debussy! I know that piano has screechy keys! Fuck you! Fuck you with a darning needle in the eye socket.
How could she be a whore? There was just Adam and her and they were legally married by god.
She was selling herself to Adam behind Eden's Tastee Freeze. That's where Original Sin started.
Otters are fuckers. And I say that, on porpoise.
Otterflounder.
This SNL skit is actually kind of funny...awards show for news B Roll
Flory--the bad CGI might be worth it.
A Bruce Campbell filmfest would be most welcome about now.
How could she be a whore? There was just Adam and her and they were legally married by god.
If God wanted two plus two to be five, He could do it 'cuz it's Hizyunifurs.
My best wishes to the good people of Philadelphia, and all the Eagles' fans.
I just want to tell you good luck, we're all counting on you.
Speaking of otters, has anyone heard from Dr. Otter lately?
Sallyh,
'sokay, that's what most people did, but ours was kind of cool. My first one to go to and there were over 300 people voting. Historically, only about 100 show up. About half of those elected were DFA members or folks that I worked with on local campaigns in Mountain View or over in Pleasanton, beating up Pombo.
Is the Danube still blue? Most of our rivers are kinda soupy colored.
loved John Gardner's "Grendel". That guy died too young.
sidhra صيذ&# | 01.14.07 - 12:16 am | #
Drunks and motorcycles do not mix. He did indeed do some fine work though.
the dead Iraqi's didn't get the memo.
I cringe in advance.
His Dark Materials: The Golden Compass is in post-production.
This SNL skit is actually kind of funny...awards show for news B Roll
scout prime smarty pants | Homepage | 01.14.07 - 12:17 am | #
The Princess Bride is on!
Whee!
It doesn't change the fact I saw what you did to another person who posts here. Right down with a ton of bricks we always have known. Uh uah...
I knew him when he was a gym teacher.
I knew him when he was a hamster and smelt of elderberries.
Otters are fuckers. And I say that, on porpoise.
You minks.
ugh
Speaking of otters, such a creature was mentioned on the television show "Due South" once.
Max--I asked Monsieur.
He said, not even close.
My best wishes to the good people of Philadelphia, and all the Eagles' fans.
I just want to tell you good luck, we're all counting on you.
JeffCO
And DON'T call me Shirley.
Otters are fuckers.
...so are birds and bees. Well, some bees.
It will be two hours before my raiding fleet returns. I shall watch Underworld Evolution in the mean time.
Flory, meh.
I bet it lacked eatage, stompage and bleedage.
There's limited bleedage, and no eatage and no stompage.
Somewhere in Louisiana, the Neanderthal bestirs himself.
James Jesus Rimbaud
Yeah, I guess so...
Atrios was a top-calibre professor in a challenging field and was able to drop it because of the success of his blog. That means he is better than you.
Bullshit.
This kind of thinking has no place on this Earth. Stop it. Stop it NOW.
Otters are fuckers.
...so are birds and bees. Well, some bees.
Darryl Pearce | Homepage | 01.14.07 - 12:21 am | #
You do drone on.
Speaking of otters, such a creature was mentioned on the television show "Due South" once.
Darryl Pearce
I liked that show.
Strange, but interesting.
I just want to tell you good luck, we're all counting on you.
Funny, Jim never vomits at home.
It will be two hours before my raiding fleet returns. I shall watch Underworld Evolution in the mean time.
I've gone the colonization route. I can build cruisers now, too!
Who is the guy strangling the cat on SNL?
Evening, all.
Uh...who is this lame band on SNL?
Frist is guest hosting SNL?
I've gone the colonization route.
Yes, I know. Check your colonies.
The Shins
4Legs--no eatage?!
This is just So Wrong.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit meth.
rorschach = jerk
shame shame shame
Right down with a ton of bricks we always have known. Ô¿Ô | 01.14.07 - 12:19 am |
Paste on paste off. You still can't reach the can. Mortarboards aloft while you are left to clean what the more successful of your generation left behind. The dingy advertisement of the foul-tasting mouthwash, darkening a bus. The boats drift but do not collide.
Somewhere in Louisiana, the bus station glory hole is empty, and quarters go uncollected.
Damn.
Check it out. The Brits have the scoop on Bush flip-flopping on the environment:
George Bush is preparing to make a historic shift in his position on global warming when he makes his State of the Union speech later this month, say senior Downing Street officials.
Tony Blair hopes that the new stance by the United States will lead to a breakthrough in international talks on climate change and that the outlines of a successor treaty to the Kyoto agreement, the deal to curb emissions of greenhouse gases which expires in 2012, could now be thrashed out at the G8 summit in June.
...
Bush and Blair held private talks on climate change before Christmas, and there is a feeling that the US President will now agree a cap on emissions in the US, meaning that, for the first time, American industry and consumers would be expected to start conserving energy and curbing pollution.
Drunks and motorcycles do not mix.
Nor drunks and firearms. Liquor and literature do have a passing friendship, though with mixed results.
Simels: it's The Shins, from Albuquerque
Uh...who is this lame band on SNL?
steve simels
The Shinns.
Never heard of them.
Here's a movie for otter fans...
Ring of Bright Water
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064893/
You do drone on.
rorschach
Who the fuck are YOU?
Yeah, I guess so...
Ô¿Ô | 01.14.07 - 12:21 am | #
More anti-Mayan bigotry.
You make me sick.
rorschach = jerk
shame shame shame
Ô¿Ô | 01.14.07 - 12:23 am | #
And around the world, boys and men "rorschach off" without even knowing it.
You do drone on.
Hive never heard a worse pun.
Ring of Bright Water
...that movie broke my heart. 'Course I'm sentimental.
A few too many here post while buzzed.
WaPo
Finally, in 2005, the Shiites and Kurds agreed to reexamine the de-Baathification rules as part of a compromise to get Sunni political parties to support Iraq's new constitution. The agreement called for a revised de-Baathification law to be enacted by parliament.
But that still hasn't happened.
In an attempt to get the process moving, Bush used his televised address last week to call on Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki to embrace the reintegration of former Baathists. Maliki told Bush recently that he supports a revised de-Baathification law -- but the issue isn't in the prime minister's hands. It's still with Chalabi.
Chalabi is the chairman of the Supreme National Commission for De-Baathification, which continues to have ultimate authority to decide which ex-Baathists can return to work and which cannot. He has prepared draft legislation that calls for easing some elements of Bremer's policy, but he said parliament has been unable to act on it because a majority of the members of the legislature's de-Baathification committee belong to radical cleric Moqtada al-Sadr's political party, which walked out in November to protest a meeting between Maliki and Bush.
Speaking by telephone from Baghdad, Chalabi said he expects progress "pretty soon."
But he said the law will not contain a key demand of the U.S. government: a sunset clause that would abolish the commission, effectively depriving Chalabi of political influence. He called it unconstitutional.
Chalabi said he heard Bush's call for swift action on the de-Baathification law, but he emphasized that he and his fellow Iraqis, not U.S. officials, are in charge of the legislative timetable.
"We don't feel any pressure," he said.
Yes, I know. Check your colonies.
What? I don't see any fleet actions.
And my fucking fleets and ground lasers better push you back, fucker.
Who the fuck are YOU?
The person you have chosen to do your passive-aggressive routine on tonight.
You do drone on.
rorschach
Who the fuck are YOU?
Ô¿Ô | 01.14.07 - 12:24 am | #
That was a pun, you dimwitted moron.
A few too many here post while buzzed.
JeffCO
O honey...
Atrios was a top-calibre professor in a challenging field and was able to drop it because of the success of his blog. That means he is better than you.
So, just for argument, if some guy was a middling-level defense attorney for a time, and was not able to rely on a successful blog, would he not be sponge-worthy?
Actually, that band wasn't awful.
Wimpy folk-rock, which is actually a guilty pleasure of mine.
So who are they?
What? I don't see any fleet actions.
Hah. Made you look!
Hive never heard a worse pun.
The Old Man From Scene 24
Honey, comb over here. We'll talk.
There's no everyone in media wetting themselves when a Mayan is physically attacked, let alone verbally accused of anything.
meaning that, for the first time, American industry and consumers would be expected to start conserving energy and curbing pollution.
huh?
And my fucking fleets and ground lasers better push you back, fucker.
Resistance is futile.
.
.
...or something.
Somewhere in Louisiana, the bus station glory hole is empty, and quarters go uncollected.
mrs. ibrahim al-jafaari
Say rorschach?
http://www.comcast.net/entertain.../13/
561838.html
Any jazz fans here?
JeffCO--you say that like it's a bad thing 
Bush and Blair held private talks on climate change before Christmas, and there is a feeling that the US President will now agree a cap on emissions in the US, meaning that, for the first time, American industry and consumers would be expected to start conserving energy and curbing pollution.
So blair traded Iraq for climate change?
Not sure I could have made that deal. But I guess a step in the right direction is always a good one.
And around the world, boys and men "rorschach off" without even knowing it.
rorschach
I was thinking more along the lines of that lesser known B-52s song
Ror Shack...I got me a Chrysler, its as big as a whale and it's heading on down to the Ror Shack!
Hive never heard a worse pun.
The Old Man From Scene 24 | Homepage | 01.14.07 - 12:24 am | #
It'll be okay, honey.
I've always said, there's no profit in arguing with a drunk.
Incog - you should play OGame.
read, steve, read!
it's The Shins, from Albuquerque
O honey... Echidne
Sometimes we have to comb through a lot of dross as well.
Best New Mexican band ever!!!!!
What about that guy that was a top calibre Doobie Brother?
Buzz Buzzz Buzzzzzzzzzzz
Sometimes we have to comb through a lot of dross as well.
that stings
That was a pun, you dimwitted moron.
For some reason, I don't think this is a pun.
I was thinking more along the lines of that lesser known B-52s song
Ror Shack...I got me a Chrysler, its as big as a whale and it's heading on down to the Ror Shack!
::matthew | Homepage | 01.14.07 - 12:27 am | #
My house actually has a freestanding studio space, which was promptly dubbed "The Love Shack."
JeffCO--you say that like it's a bad thing Sallyh
They use it to cover their bumbling.
Wimpy folk-rock, which is actually a guilty pleasure of mine.
steve simels
is it? i have lots of them in my discotheque. All shades of Bell and Sebastian you desire i have
SNL and bees... bandit bees...! ...and polishing their bayonets (if you know what I mean).
funny Gator joke, but not as good as the Scooby Doo creator joke.
The person you have chosen to do your passive-aggressive routine on tonight.
Snow, Bloody Optimist
I'm sooo glad this blog has so many "certified self-identified psychologists." Especially, a 'slip-n-fall-lawyer' like you.
For some reason, I don't think this is a pun.
They pull a knife, you pull a pun. *That's* the Eschaton way.
sallyh -- so far I'm pretty bored...how about you?
Anyone want Debussy's Works for Piano by Peter Frankl in a slightly cracked container?
sallyh -- so far I'm pretty bored...how about you?
flory
you need kittens, here:
http://www.dailykitten.com/
I'm sooo glad this blog has so many "certified self-identified psychologists." Especially, a 'slip-n-fall-lawyer' like you.
Ô¿Ô
sykiatrist joke in 3...2...1....
the iPhone has an On/Off button?!
They pull a knife, you pull a pun. *That's* the Eschaton way.
They be grittin' on one of yours, you send one of theirs to the morgue.
Yes, I am a psychiatrist.
"I don't approve of your methods"
My mom was a psychologist.
Yes, I am a psychiatrist.
...never mind.
Memorable Quotes from
The Swarm
Helicopter Pilot #2: Oh, my God! Bees! Bees! Millions of Bees!
Brad Crane: Are you endowing these bees with human motives? Like saving their fellow bees from captivity, or seeking revenge on Mankind?
General Thalius Slater: I always credit my enemy, no matter what he may be, with equal intelligence.
General Slater: Houston on fire. Will history blame me, or the bees?
Brad Crane: We've been fighting a losing battle against the insects for fifteen years, but I never thought I'd see the final face-off in my lifetime. And I never dreamed, that it would turn out to be the bees. They've always been our friend.
you need kittens, here:
http://www.dailykitten.com/
Plum P
Thanks. I did need that.
Vurry cute....
They pull a knife, you pull a pun. *That's* the Eschaton way.
Why I oughta. Whaddya tryin' to pull, Mac?
Yes, I am a psychiatrist.
Please, ignore everything I've posted up until this one!
Flory--gave up after five minutes.
Yes, I am a psychiatrist.
rorschach
No, you're just a jerk.
I met a psychiatrist socially and asked for her opinion of Chimperor. She thinks there's a lot of father issues.
Good Tigger joke
Happiness is pissing off all the people who deserve it, while giving a laugh to all those who deserve it.
No, you're just a jerk.
In the movie "Jason and the Argonauts", King Aeetes says, "Kill, kill! Kill them all!"
Conductor, when you receive a fare,
Punch in the presence of the passenjare!
A blue trip slip for an eight-cent fare,
A buff trip slip for a six-cent fare,
A pink trip slip for a three-cent fare,
Punch in the presence of the passenjare!
Punch, brothers! Punch with care!
Punch in the presence of the passenjare!
So the local PBS station is showing "Inherit the Wind" right now.
Trivia: in the Broadway production, the role of the reporter, played by Gene Kelly in the movie, was played by Tony Randall...
no ro, happiness is a warm gun
Especially, a 'slip-n-fall-lawyer' like you.
Is that supposed to be an insult?
My mom was a psychologist.
Mummy was a hostess. Daddy was a drunk. `Cos they didn`t love me then, I turned out a punk.
I have the cingular 8125, it has this really cool feature that allows me to turn off the phone function, while still able to use the computing part of the thing. Way fucking cool. Not only that, but I have the ability to forward the call to anywhere in the world automaticly.
Fucking technology rawks.
tsst
I met a psychiatrist socially and asked for her opinion of Chimperor. She thinks there's a lot of father issues.
Echidne of the snakes | Homepage | 01.14.07 - 12:34 am | #
She was being rather circumspect. "Daddy issues." Definitely.
Echidne of the snakes
Wouldn't be the first time in history that 500 years of current events were put into motion because of ...family issues.
Punch, brothers! Punch with care!
Punch in the presence of the passenjare!
Stop trying to split this thread in twain!
All shades of Bell and Sebastian you desire i have
Plum P | Homepage | 01.14.07 - 12:29 am | #
You know...they're in my "Lord knows, I've tried" category. Totally don't get 'em.
I hate to say it, but I think it's a generation gap thing.
Mummy was a hostess. Daddy was a drunk.
Mommy wore a squeezebox, daddy did'nt sleep all night.
Fucking technology rawks.
smalfish
but Scotty can't beam you up like with the iPhone
Flory--gave up after five minutes. - Sallyh
Is there an impending West Coast schism from Eschatonia?
So I have an ignorant football-vocabulary question and I beg your indulgence and your enlightenment.
When the announcers say "he runs a route underneath," or "he throws a path underneath," what the heck are they talking about? Underneath what?
I understand "underneath the sofa," where most of the cats' toys end up, but a football field is perfectly flat, with nothing to put cat toys underneath of, except maybe the benches along the sidelines. Seriously, what do they mean? And likewise, when they say someone's a good downhill runner, what do they mean?
I'm serious about this.
So the local PBS station is showing "Inherit the Wind" right now.
Trivia: in the Broadway production, the role of the reporter, played by Gene Kelly in the movie, was played by Tony Randall...
dave™© | Homepage | 01.14.07 - 12:35 am | #
Here in Fun City, PBS station is showing "Dances With Wolves."
Oh joy.
Trivia: in the Broadway production, the role of the reporter, played by Gene Kelly in the movie, was played by Tony Randall...
Who played the Tracy and March parts on stage?
I hate to say it, but I think it's a generation gap thing. steve simels
It could have been a brilliant career.
Steve Simels--admittedly, you are roughly 180 generations ahead of most of us...
Underneath the secondary...a crossing route etc.
Aiight, g'night, you fuckin' douchebags.
I hate you all.
When the announcers say "he runs a route underneath," or "he throws a path underneath," what the heck are they talking about? Underneath what?
The defense lines up safeties to defend against long passes.
Short passes are "underneath" that long coverage.
I hate to say it, but I think it's a generation gap thing.
steve simels
try Mohave 3 then. They are a bit more Big Star (in fact they have a track on their latest and 5th lp called "big star baby"). I'm sure you would enjoy them a lot. In a previous life, they were a shoegazing band called Slowdive (which i also like a lot)
smallfish
rocks.
I wanted the 8525, but ended up buying an L7 off eBay. the video casmera works great, as does the iTunes. I can live with 100 songs for such a tiny device.
technology does rawk.
I'll prolly get an iPhone at some point, but I've got an E62 now which replaced a perfectly servicable Palm 650p...I'll be made into BBQ by my wife if I buy another phone right now
Especially, a 'slip-n-fall-lawyer' like you.
The knee-jerk Right never stops to think that "Liberal Hollywood" has driven that caricature into their brainstems.
Nor that the efforts of 'slip-n-fall' lawyers have prevented their children from breathing asbestos on a daily basis.
Good night, watertiger. Throws kisses back.
slowdive was indeed the bomb da bomb of shoegazers, plump.
what great tastes ye have.
Is there an impending West Coast schism from Eschatonia?
bo
what color bandanas do the left coasters wear?
Bo, no, but there is a certain lack of enthusiasm for Grendel by the Left Coast Bad Movie Contingent.
Here in Fun City, PBS station is showing "Dances With Wolves."
GAAAAK!!!
Aiight, g'night, you fuckin' douchebags. I hate you all. watertiger
[Sighs dreamily] I could listen to you say douchebags all night.
Here in Fun City, PBS station is showing "Dances With Wolves."
Oh joy.
steve simels | 01.14.07 - 12:38 am | #
I still have a hard time believing that a girl can be kidnapped by Indians, married by Kevin Costner, and then wind up President of the 12 Colonies.
...mwa!
I love Big Star, particularly their first album.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
Num...Number_1_Record
I still have a hard time believing that a girl can be kidnapped by Indians, married by Kevin Costner, and then wind up President of the 12 Colonies.
Her character is based on Nancy Pelosi.
Aiight, g'night, you fuckin' douchebags.
I hate you all.
watertiger | Homepage | 01.14.07 - 12:39 am | #
I know I am not alone in just having gotten turned on.
"Underneath" the secondary coverage, or in front of the guys who actually cover receivers.
Downhill runner, one who runs between the offensive linemen, instead of around the perimeter.
McCallister is more of a downhill runner. Reggie Bush runs around the perimeter more.
I hate you all.
watertiger
Sweet dreams.
We lust after you, too.
so let's sink another drink
'cause it'll give me time to think
if I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
and I'll be dancing with my wolf
So there's a whole lot of pop music bio-pics coming out this year (including the Joy Division story if you can believe it).
Anybody want to take a guess who's playing Marvin Gaye in his movie?
Hint: it's a TV star.
President of the 12 Colonies.
BSG is all I miss of non-rudimentary cable.
Wayne Brady?
Evenin' folks.
Hint: it's a TV star.
Harry Hamlin?
Ohhh . . . so "underneath" is shorthand for between the defensive line and the secondary, right? The light dawns. Thank you.
Now about that "downhill runner" thing . . .
I thought those really were Wolcott's cats, and I was going to say they look just like Tiger. Oh well.
underneath the secondary, ie underneath the linebackers (first line) or underneath the corners and safetys (second line) of the defense.
So there's a whole lot of pop music bio-pics coming out this year (including the Joy Division story if you can believe it).
I can't believe it.
Route underneath, as referenced in the contests of ridiculously large men running into eachother.
Means the receiver has run a path that goes accross the field behind the linebackers but in front of ("underneath") the defenders playing furthest from the line of scrimmage (the safties).
Hint: it's a TV star.
steve simels
Charlie Sheen?
Anybody want to take a guess who's playing Marvin Gaye in his movie?
Hint: it's a TV star.
steve simels
Jesse Martin from "Law and Order,"
Or eating lead-based paint, or ingesting Radon, or ...
Industry will cheerfully kill your children next Tuesday for a dollar today.
And don't even mention lawn darts.
When the announcers say "he runs a route underneath," or "he throws a path underneath," what the heck are they talking about? Underneath what?
Pshaw. Everyone knows they're running routes underneath their shorts.
Silly bear.
AnotherBruce answered the "downhill" question. Thanks.
Jesse Martin from "Law and Order,"
Terry C, Gore/Clark 08 | Homepage | 01.14.07 - 12:45 am | #
You peeked!!!!!
BSG is all I miss of non-rudimentary cable.
sidhra صيذ&# | 01.14.07 - 12:44 am | #
BSG is on basic cable.
Steve S--please tell me you don't own Starland Vocal Band.
For the love of God, please reassure me this is true.
I love Big Star, particularly their first album.
Richard
No Parking (On The Dance Floor) was the best!
Hint: it's a TV star.
Condi?
I thought "24 Hour Party People" had as much Joy Division bio as I care to see. Anything else is gonna be a freakin travesty.
Joy Division biopic?
I've lost control again.
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Steve S--please tell me you don't own Starland Vocal Band.
For the love of God, please reassure me this is true.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere | 01.14.07 - 12:46 am | #
Good lord, no.
Anybody want to take a guess who's playing Marvin Gaye in his movie?
Sammy Jackson.
So I take it the whole "underneath" and "downhill runner" stuff comes from how the pattern looks on the chart with the X's and O's?
Max P--hey, our parents got us lawn darts.
I think they were hoping we'd kill each other with them.
Would Mahtin have wanted me to park on teh sofa and watch the BSG marathon on his holiday?
methinks no...
Anybody want to take a guess who's playing Marvin Gaye in his movie?
Hint: it's a TV star.
steve simels
Urkel?
Anything else is gonna be a freakin travesty.
The Kenosha Kid
Yeah, that movie pretty much summed it up...
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Mister X--Missus X lets you believe you have control?
Only control Monsieur gets is the remote.
I've lost control again.
You're just a means to an end.
sallyh,
Ah, having a bit of trouble picking up the context of comment themes. The skidrow bar ambiance is a bit much tonight.
Don't CRYYYYYY FOOOOOOOR, ARGENTIIIIIIINA!!!
Anybody want to take a guess who's playing Marvin Gaye in his movie?
Sammy Jackson.
Sounds like Trouble, man.
aeon flux--hey, you sound like me after too many drinks
and "downhill runner" stuff comes from how the pattern looks on the chart with the X's and O's?
No. Downhill runner is euphamism for one who can really run the ball in traffic.
Dance
dance
dance
dance
dance to the radio.
-
Jesse Martin from "Law and Order,"
Terry C, Gore/Clark 08 | Homepage | 01.14.07 - 12:45 am | #
You peeked!!!!!
steve simels
Nah - My daughter told me a couple of weeks ago.
Only control Monsieur gets is the remote.
Sallyh
easy on the whip sallyh!
Thank you, ror, mrs ibrahim, and AnotherBruce. Now I can watch the Bears (go Bears!) tomorrow with more understanding.
Now my next question is this: Why hasn't the advertising department told Fox Sports to get rid of their little animated robot that is so damn distracting you can't remember the ad that takes up most of the screen? And why hasn't someone told them that if the little animated robot has to have so much screen time, he needs some new moves? Huh? Answer me that!
MEEEE!
Á bientôt, eschatonians.
bo--I think what you need is more vodka.
(Flings Absolut up the 5 on a sled).
BTW, -1 C right now in the foothills.
So there's a whole lot of pop music bio-pics coming out this year (including the Joy Division story if you can believe it).
I can't believe it.
James Jesus Rimbaud
oh yes, it's well into production. It's based on his widow's book, so should be close to real life, and directed by the Anton Corbjin who did the "atmosphere" video and most of the pics and video for U2, etc
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0421082/
Only control Monsieur gets is the remote. - Sallyh
But that's the whole point.
Why hasn't the advertising department told Fox Sports to get rid of their little animated robot that is so damn distracting you can't remember the ad that takes up most of the screen? And why hasn't someone told them that if the little animated robot has to have so much screen time, he needs some new moves? Huh? Answer me that!
strawhat, Gore/Edwards | Homepage | 01.14.07 - 12:50 am | #
I've got nothin' for you there, strawhat.
try Mohave 3 then. They are a bit more Big Star (in fact they have a track on their latest and 5th lp called "big star baby"). I'm sure you would enjoy them a lot. In a previous life, they were a shoegazing band called Slowdive (which i also like a lot)
Plum P | Homepage | 01.14.07 - 12:39 am | #
Thanks for the tip -- I'll check them out.
BTW -- stop me if I've asked you this, but do you know a (Canadian) band called the High Dials?
Did you guys see Wolcott's kitties at my place?
http://plush-life.blogspot.com/
Yeah, I hate the stupid little robot too, such a tiny head with beady eyes.
Only control Monsieur gets is the remote.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
HA! Indeed.
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I think most football lingo comes from slang words or coaching terms, used by coaches, broadcast analysts, and sports writers. like any lingo, it is a subset of conventions fluid in both lexicon and usage whose deployment is controlled (or not) by the relative power of the speaker within a hierarchy of users who are themselves a subset the general subset (subset of the general language users) of listeners.
"I need some motherfucking sexual healing!"
Only control Monsieur gets is the remote. - Sallyh
Monsieur: L'entertainmente, c'est moi.
this is the actor doing Ian Curtis
http://static.flickr.com/77/
2049..._f566f8afd9.jpg
Greetings, Another Bruce lifeform.
Did you guys see Wolcott's kitties at my place?
I did, and they look so authentic.
hey.
I think most football lingo comes from slang words or coaching terms, used by coaches, broadcast analysts, and sports writers. like any lingo, it is a subset of conventions fluid in both lexicon and usage whose deployment is controlled (or not) by the relative power of the speaker within a hierarchy of users who are themselves a subset the general subset (subset of the general language users) of listeners.
mrs. ibrahim al-jafaari | 01.14.07 - 12:52 am | #
That's some fancy talkin'!
In a bar the other day, I found myself in the position of explaining the terms "snafu" and "fubar" to a young Asian or Asian-American woman.
I think Eli has something to do with that dancing robot guy.
rorschach is a jerk microbe.
strawhat
did youy know that Rex Grossman was a Gator quarterback? He followed in the immediate footsteps of Danny Wurfel under Coach Steve Spurrier? His tenure was a mixed bag, but he did have some famous Gator victories.
Remember that it's Fox, and secondly, the robot most likely resembles Terry Bradshaw's ideal sexual partner.
He who conrols the remote, controls the density of all mankind.
Hallo incog.
rorschach is a jerk microbe.
Ô¿Ô
Damn, Ô¿Ô, you are out to get ror tonight no matter what.
did youy know that Rex Grossman was a Gator quarterback?
Money in the bank. Grossman chokes tomorrow.
THose bengal kitties are teh cute, IMHO.
Grossman better not fuck up tomorrow, or I'm going back to Chicago to kick his ass....
Good night, bats.
BSG is on basic cable.
But not on =really= basic cable for $8.50 a month in Freeport Maine that you need to have to get the tasty cable broadband. Trust me, I live this nightmare. And with that, a gracious goodnight.
situation normal all fucked up
fucked up beyond all recognition.
both terms originating within the WWII US military. what's weird is I explained those two terms to our new fulltime office worker this week. weird.
Nah - My daughter told me a couple of weeks ago.
Terry C, Gore/Clark 08 | Homepage | 01.14.07 - 12:50 am | #
I actually think it's good casting, although who knows if Martin can sing.
I'm off. Try to keep it together kids or lunch will tear us apart, again.
Money in the bank. Grossman chokes tomorrow.
yup. what is old is new again.
Ya never know what you're getting from week to week, the Rex or the Grossman.
hey.
whiskey buttercup
hey.
We were speaking of bad movies earlier. I saw part of Paint Your Wagon on TCM. Lee Marvin and Clint Eastwood singing! I like those two, but they can't sing.
Wasn't he in "Rent"?
Aboard her plane, Rice also told reporters that the United States would not abandon Iraq even if Bush's latest plan fails.
"We're not pulling the plug on Iraq," she said. "I think we'll worry about making Plan A work for now. And obviously, if it doesn't, then you know, we're not going to say, oh my goodness, that didn't work, there's nothing that can be done."
----
You're on plan XXX by now, bitch.
Didn't Jesse Martin get his start in some musical?
(which isn't to say he can sing like Marvin Gaye, but still...)
BTW -- stop me if I've asked you this, but do you know a (Canadian) band called the High Dials?
steve simels
of course! local band
Grossman has one half. If he fucks up, in comes Brian Gresie. Bears have so many quarterback problems.
I hereby proclaim "AliG in da house" (2002) a funny movie.
Not Python funny, of course, but worth a watch- uncut version, tho.
'nite all. Stay warm and dry, bring all the animals in.
Re: the Joy Division movie- the actor portraying Ian also played Mark E. Smith from The Fall in '24 Hour Party People.' And Hooky, Bernard and Stephen are in charge of the soundtrack.
I like those two, but they can't sing. - Janeane The Acerbic Goblin
I will drink to that.
I am the carrybag man.
The Bears have won only 1 playoff game since they won their only Superbowl over 20 years ago.
They've won many divisions, but never go anywhere. Chicago is like that.
"They pull a knife, you pull a pun. *That's* the Eschaton way."
I wish I could figure out how to get that on a business card and it make sense.
"I need some motherfucking sexual healing!"
Illegal touching of a loose ball. Half the distance to the goal.
what's weird is I explained those two terms to our new fulltime office worker this week. weird.
mrs. ibrahim al-jafaari | 01.14.07 - 12:56 am | #
No, what's weird is that the fella I sent music wrapped in mardi gras beads showed up at the music show with the beads on.
Then, on the TV, was a football game. New Orleans.
Then. on the way home, there was a car stopped in the middle of the road. A woman in a fur coat got out and started walking toward my car. As she got closer, I rolled down my window. She asked which way to Northampton. To explain her confusion, she said, in a thick accent, "I'm from New Orleans."
Steve: Mohave 3's website
http://www.mojave3online.com/
Illegal touching of a loose ball. Half the distance to the goal.
Zeno's paradox: the person will never get to touch my loose ball if they always have to go halfway...
I am the carrybag man.
James Jesus Rimbaud | Homepage | 01.14.07 - 12:59 am | #
That's all well and good.
Just quick fucking up the paintwork, all right?
this is the actor doing Ian Curtis
http://static.flickr.com/77/ 2049..._f566f8afd9.jpg
Plum P | Homepage | 01.14.07 - 12:53 am | #
Clive Gregson, of Any Trouble, famously said of Ian Curtis (and I'm paraphrasing) "Tragic misnderstood artist? Uh no, He was fucking crazy."
Richard is anniangel. And where is the Hong Knog rat troll?
underneath the secondary, ie underneath the linebackers (first line) or underneath the corners and safetys (second line) of the defense.
mrs. ibrahim al-jafaari | 01.14.07 - 12:45 am | #
I used to like it when tight ends would run underneath me.
Grossman has one half. If he fucks up, in comes Brian Gresie. Bears have so many quarterback problems.
Fascinating concept. What do call the second guy? I've never heard of this.
The last NFC Championship game the Bears were in was funny. The weather service said it was going to be a brutally cold, typical January Chicago winter. High was only going to be 8 degrees, with a windchill of -20. The Bears were playing the 49ers. All week long the radio sport jocks kept on about "Bear football" in "bear weather" and how those hippie, sun drenced San Franners couldn't take the brutal weather because they were all sissies...
The 49ers won 28-3.
The Bears have had a defense problem the last month of the season too.
All of the teams left in the AFC can whip the crap out whoever comes out of the NFC. The real Superbowl will be the AFC Championship game. I invoke the ghost of Vince Lombardi - who thought the first two Superbowl games were exhibitions, with the real championship having been settled in the conference championship.
"Tragic misnderstood artist? Uh no, He was fucking crazy."
steve simels
he was, he really was. I know a guy who knew a guy who knew him. He was difficult to say the least.
The Bears have won only 1 playoff game since they won their only Superbowl over 20 years ago.
And then there's the Cubs, who completely destroyed my childhood.
Hong Kong rat troll, too..
steve simels
And where is the Hong Knog rat troll?
Not in that bottle.
hey.
whiskey buttercup
hey.
NTodd, Bunny Polygamist | Homepage | 01.14.07 - 12:57 am | #
Oh, I didn't see you there. Good evening, kind sir.
It is almost midnight here and you are talking Football? On a Saturday night?
Not in that bottle.
Snow
indeed
Tom is a Chinaman rat.
both terms originating within the WWII US military. what's weird is I explained those two terms to our new fulltime office worker this week. weird.
mrs. ibrahim al-jafaari
Post WWII kidz like to think that a lot of their anti-establishment gestures were home grown.
I've seen a team picture of a baseball club in 1882, and one of the star players is giving the cameraman a huge bird.
I'm sort of fascinated by contemporary war diaries and things that put the lie to the stupid assed theory that those who sloshed around raggedly in the mud in 1779 were the town square statuesque folks a lot of people think they were.
why are you talking football at this time of night? Is there a game on or something?
AnotherBruce...I gave up watching the Cubs after 2004. My blood pressure dropped, along with my stress level and my constantly destroying inanimate objects in my house after games.
Trust me, you'll be better off. It's a hard habit to kick, but you can do it.
"I need some motherfucking sexual healing!"
Illegal touching of a loose ball. Half the distance to the goal.
The Referee | 01.14.07 - 12:59 am | #
It is true that when someone touches my loose ball illegally it gets me halfway to the goal.
Oh, I didn't see you there. Good evening, kind sir.
I'm neither kind, nor a 'sir'. Discuss.
Halloo....
I had a terrific time last night at a soiree hosted by one of my "old broads" email group. David Bender was there. I don't listen to radio, because I don't drive nor listen to radio at work, so I didn't know who he was except he was Air America. Probably just as well, or I would have been completely intimidated. He was as nice as could be, and I had an evening only a political junkie could have appreciated. What fun.
Nice pic of Orion, NTodd.
why are you talking football at this time of night? Is there a game on or something?
Plum P
I wouldn't know...I don't think I've seen a pro game since last superbowl...and that was to see the commercials
Tragic misnderstood artist? Uh no, He was fucking crazy."
steve simels
Have ye seen The Devil and Daniel Johnston? Now there is a one crazy bastard.
Ian Curtis had epilepsy. People used to think his seizures were part of his act.
"I've seen a team picture of a baseball club in 1882, and one of the star players is giving the cameraman a huge bird."
I didn't realize it had already been invented that far back. Any notes on the early research, foundational concepts and the like. I mean, who was the Edison of the "Bird".
so my opinion is confirmed: Jake Gylllenhaal is an over-rated, in the closet, un-important actor.
Nice pic of Orion, NTodd.
[bows]
Clint Eastwood's son is a jazz artist.
For Your Information:
Tom = Chinese rat
The Bears have won only 1 playoff game since they won their only Superbowl over 20 years ago.
You're so wrong!
It's 2!
20-12 over the Eagles, 1988.
16-6 over the Saints, 1990.
I'm neither kind, nor a 'sir'. Discuss.
NTodd, Bunny Polygamist | Homepage | 01.14.07 - 1:04 am | #
Rat-bastard sirrah!
Ian Curtis had epilepsy. People used to think his seizures were part of his act.
I thought that was Joe Cocker.
How long was the exposure?
of course! local band
Plum P | Homepage | 01.14.07 - 12:58 am | #
Heard one of their albums (title escapes me, but it was from like five years ago) and thought they were way cool. Are they good live?
didn't realize it had already been invented that far back. Any notes on the early research, foundational concepts and the like. I mean, who was the Edison of the "Bird".
EkCenTrik | 01.14.07 - 1:06 am | #
I'm guessing Da Vinci will get blamed for it.
I remember some asshole right wing commentator had the audacity to compare Bush to a misunderstood artist. That his "genius" wasn't recognized...
That commentator...you don't know what I wanted to do with him...
And no with the racism.
Nice pic of Orion, NTodd.
Yeah, but where's the green animal women?
Trust me, you'll be better off.
You're right, come to think of it, the Cubs have messed up a fair chunk of my adulthood too.
The Cubs are proof of one of two things:
Either God doesn't exist or;
He's a heartless bastard with a sick sense of humor.
"I'm guessing Da Vinci will get blamed for it."
Hmm I guess he gave flight to the bird then.
How long was the exposure?
That's a rather personal question.
Richard...you sure? I'll take your word for it. Regardless, 2 playoff wins in 20 years is not a good record anyway. Let's hope they make it 3 tomorrow.
Chicago teams rarely repeat. The Bulls were an anomaly. Chicago teams win once, and you hold onto that for a long time, because it rarely happens. I told people the White Sox wouldn't repeat.
How long was the exposure?
That's a rather personal question.
NTodd
NTodd's too cool to display the EXIF on his blog
Don't walk away
in silence.
don't walk away.
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I'm neither kind, nor a 'sir'. Discuss.
NTodd, Bunny Polygamist | Homepage | 01.14.07 - 1:04 am | #
Um, Good evening, dearest miss?
(Sorry, semantics makes my brain hurt)
13 seconds.
Yes...next year will the hundredth anniversary of the Cubs last World Series win. Detroit, 1908.
How long was the exposure?
That's a rather personal question.
NTodd, Bunny Polygamist | Homepage | 01.14.07 - 1:08 am | #
For someone who has no pants to protest against a question about exposure is just absurd.
Incog will be appalled.
Richard...you sure?
I looked it up.
Speaking of Ntodd, his kiddenz have taken up residence on my homepage.
Another Bruce--I'll take the one from Column B.
AnotherBruce...I gave up watching the Cubs after 2004. My blood pressure dropped, along with my stress level and my constantly destroying inanimate objects in my house after games.
Trust me, you'll be better off. It's a hard habit to kick, but you can do it.
After watching my beloved Cowboys pull the ultimate choke this year, I feel some of what you say as true. My time of being passionate about Cowboy football may be comming to an end.
Wiki gives us the finger, as they understand it. There's work to be done.
Wiki gives us the finger, as they understand it. There's work to be done.
I would like to see the comet, but it's been cloudy and raining here.
Are they good live?
steve simels
seen them once, but my best friend is mad for them (and his opinion i trust). They are doing SXSW in Austin in march
http://www.myspace.com/thehighdials
It doesn't help that Cub fans keep going back for more abuse.
They still sell over 2.5 million tickets a year. They could go 0-162, and people would still come out.
What do you say when fans cheer Sammy Sosa hitting a home run when the team is losing 12-2 and their record is 55-82 with no hope of making the playoffs? Easily impressed and very gullible.
jerk
Either God doesn't exist or;
He's a heartless bastard with a sick sense of humor.
AnotherBruce | 01.14.07 - 1:07 am | #
Or as Woody Allen observed, the best you can say about him is that he's an underachiever.
Another Bruce--I'll take the one from Column B.
Sally, have you given up on Grendel yet?
Janeane The Acerbic Goblin | 01.14.07 - 1:12 am | #
Stop talking about the Boston Red Sox like that ...
Or as Woody Allen observed, the best you can say about him is that he's an underachiever.
I think he's both insane and stupid.
Yeah, but where's the green animal women?
Warming my bed.
jerk
Ô¿Ô | 01.14.07 - 1:12 am | #
More anti-Mayan bigotry.
Go fuck yourself, cocksucker.
his kiddenz have taken up residence on my homepage.
fourlegsgood
oh my! i'm going to take new Henriette pics tomorrow if you need new material
Doug, at least Boston won a World Series.
They still sell over 2.5 million tickets a year. They could go 0-162, and people would still come out.
I lived down the street from Wrigley Field one summer. I can't tell you which, lest you figure out how old I am...
Just like my mistake earlier this evening telling the boy I like that I was a Minnesota Vikings fan when Tarkenton was quarterback--he now knows I was alive in the 70s...
A Chicago panorama I made...
http://thumbsnap.com/v/E1FjBtxx.jpg
Soldier field at night...
http://thumbsnap.com/v/xKqp4czj.jpg
oh my! i'm going to take new Henriette pics tomorrow if you need new material
Oh, please.
I have to borrow everyone else's kitties now.
It's rather funny tonight. It's as though I'm talking to some friends, and then, every now and again, an extremely weak person comes in and slaps my shoulder and thinks he's all tough.
Interesting.
Itchy and Scrathy both think the c-word is offensive.
bo
"The gesture was explained to the North Koreans as 'the Hawaiian Good Luck sign'."
This will be my reference for it for the remainder of life. Hah!.
Doug, at least Boston won a World Series.
Janeane The Acerbic Goblin | 01.14.07 - 1:14 am | #
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And Theo Epstein and John Henry et al. have made damned sure we won't win another one for 50 years or so, except by accident. When they traded Pedro Martinez and kept Curt "George Bush is Great" Schilling, I lost all hope and interest.
Speaking of Ntodd, his kiddenz have taken up residence on my homepage.
[frantically looks around for Punkz]
Lemme see if I can find the "bird" picture. The guy flying it actually holds the record for the most baseball games won by a professional pitcher in one season. Sixty something.
You call me an atheist. To God, I'm the loyal opposition.
From Woody Allen's Stardust Memories...
Be right back....
4Legs--oh, long ago. Meh.
Go fuck yourself, cocksucker.
Mel Gibson | 01.14.07 - 1:14 am | #
I'm glad roarass is around for this blatant bigotry, since he calls himself speaking for us.
*sigh*
With that, I yield back the balance of my time.
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They still sell over 2.5 million tickets a year. They could go 0-162, and people would still come out.
"We're all made in God's image."
"You think God wore glasses?"
"Well..... Not with those frames."
4Legs--oh, long ago. Meh.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere | 01.14.07 - 1:18 am | #
It was very disappointing.
Ralph Steadman on c-span2/BookTV now
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My time of being passionate about Cowboy football may be comming to an end.
smalfish
Here's the truth about my loyalty to the Cubs. About once a decade they will have a good team. I will start to pay attention. They will make the post season. They will be a few outs away from making the World Series.
And they will find a gut wrenching, soul destroying way to lose that game, and I will curse myself for having been played by a sucker again.
I'm glad roarass is around for this blatant bigotry, since he calls himself speaking for us.
Ô¿Ô | 01.14.07 - 1:19 am | #
"speaking for us" would be a really weird name, and it is one I'd never claim.
hmm i cant believe the colts are still alive.
er, "for" a sucker.
When Eschaton stops getting hits because people have gotten tired of the trolls, the trolls will be banned.
The power is in your hands.
I watched the Bears beat the Patriots in the Super Bowl from a bar in Puerto Escondido with a satellite dish. shitty game, great bar.
turns out many of the key Pats had been out partying, doing blow, the night before. 1986, not a very good year.
You call me an atheist. To God, I'm the loyal opposition.
From Woody Allen's Stardust Memories...
Janeane The Acerbic Goblin | 01.14.07 - 1:17 am | #
We all prefer his early funny movies.
40 years ago today... - dave
"My age was golden, yours ain't even good brass."
When Eschaton stops getting hits because people have gotten tired of the trolls, the trolls will be banned.
The power is in your hands.
I come here for the trolls. And the snacks. And sex.
I'm old enough to remember Dock Ellis pitching a no-hitter on acid. But even better was when he got pissed that his Pirates were getting too friendly with the ascendant Reds and he told his team that he was 'gonna hit every one of the motherfuckers'.
He hit Rose, Morgan, and Dan Driessen...walked Tony Perez, and threw two at Johnny Bench's head before Murtaugh came out to pull him.
I really hate it when even diehard "sports fans" start talking like, "well it's a business decision, you know."
Fuck that, it's a game.
Boy do i feel empowered.
Go Cubs !!!!!
oh, well.
the pats were roadkill that game anyway, they might as well party the night before.
You.Do.Not.Speak.For.Us.Jerk
I watched the Bears beat the Patriots in the Super Bowl from a bar in Puerto Escondido with a satellite dish.
Puerto Escondidio? You're an immigrant?
Ntodd
I was jsut reading some of your posts a moment ago.
Talk about a truism.
"or make his opponent play until he can beat him."
We all prefer his early funny movies.
You know what? I liked Match Point.
Is that the only dramatic thing he's directed?
I'm glad roarass is around for this blatant bigotry, since he calls himself speaking for us.
analannie likes double penetration? how very racist cocksucker LA trash of her/him.
Mister X--I gather Missus X wants you to come to bed.
i think he's done more than one drama.
I'm glad roarass is around for this blatant bigotry, since he calls himself speaking for us.
Ô¿Ô | 01.14.07 - 1:19 am | #
Anybody know what this nigger cocksucker is talking about?
mrs. ibrahim al-jafaari = creepy bigot
And sex.
NTodd, Bunny Polygamist | Homepage | 01.14.07 - 1:22 am | #
Yoohoo, mister bunnyman...
I come here for the trolls. And the snacks. And sex.
NTodd, Bunny Polygamist | Homepage | 01.14.07 - 1:22 am | #
I come here for the trocks. And the snax. And sells.
He hit Rose, Morgan, and Dan Driessen...walked Tony Perez, and threw two at Johnny Bench's head before Murtaugh came out to pull him.
James Jesus Rimbaud | Homepage | 01.14.07 - 1:22 am | #
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That's why I loved Pedro Martinez on the Red Sox. He was fucking nuts. Especially decking Don Zimmer in the play-offs.
As if somebody actually wants to watch a bunch of accountants play baseball.
I got nuthin'. Hence, hence.
"Authority is the mask of violence."
Steadman
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You know what? I liked Match Point.
Is that the only dramatic thing he's directed?
fourlegsgood | Homepage | 01.14.07 - 1:23 am | #
How do you mean, "dramatic"?
Like one of his WASP chamber dramas, like...what the hell was that thing called? Like fake goyische Bergman...
Interiors?
Anybody know what this nigger cocksucker is talking about?
Michael Richards
Where, of where, is roarass, who speaks for the GBTL community?
The sleep of reason begets monsters.
Goya
Back when my hair was short Gunhill Road rocked my socks off.
In honor of the 40th anniversary of the Human Be-In.
Yoohoo, mister bunnyman...
Notice the order of my list! Right now, I'm hungry!!!
Actually, I'm tired. My sleep sched is all fucked up since I've been sick. Gonna try to go to sleep now. Hopefully Snow was just yanking my chain about attacking my colonies in OGame. The bastard.
l8h9rs
bo--and since when am I nothing???
Racism is the smell emitted by brain cells dying.
Like one of his WASP chamber dramas, like...what the hell was that thing called? Like fake goyische Bergman...
Interiors?
I meant not comedy.
I forgot about Interiors.
yeah i think it was interiors
It's rather funny tonight. It's as though I'm talking to some friends, and then, every now and again, an extremely weak person comes in and slaps my shoulder and thinks he's all tough.
Interesting.
rorschach |
Even the mosquitoes around here evoke more of a threat than the middle-aged straight guy sock-Rupperting as an aggrieved gay guy and a female sex worker.
He who sleeps, dines.
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ACK! THE HONG KONG RAT!!!
You.Do.Not.Speak.For.Us.Jerk
Ô¿Ô | 01.14.07 - 1:23 am | #
Interestingly, you cannot find a single instance of me claiming to "speak for you." Because I never have.
So, how about just not saying such things any more?
Simels, you know I have no taste.
If there were no incog, we would invent him.
I wish you guys would stop it.
Really.
chinese rat
Interiors was Allen's first drama. It was pretty good, but not as good as Ingmar Bergman, who he was trying to emulate.
You know what? I liked Match Point.
Hey, me too!
In the category "Woody Allen" dramas, we've also got "September"... maybe "Alice," which I've never seen, and possibly "Crimes and Misdemeanors"...
The Hold Steady WAS good on Letterman the other night, weren't they?
Back when my hair was short Gunhill Road rocked my socks off.
Central Scrutinizer | 01.14.07 - 1:27 am | #
Swear to god you're not gonna believe this, but I did a session with those guys back in the day.
They were very nice....
The bigot cries bigotry
simels has admitted to having no taste, which makes him the most honest person in the world.
for example, i thing "Turn the Beat Around" by Vickie Sue Robinson, is the most rockin' song ever made.
I finally finished the bamboo floor in Devon's Room tonight...I will never attempt a border again. It was an extreme PITA
Hey, me too!
Oh, good.
I thought maybe I was crazy.
Well, of course I am crazy, but that's another story.
oh no! Bob Roberts just been shot!
The bird flying young man in the 1882 photo was Charles Radbourne, known by Cooperstown as the "GREATEST
OF ALL 19TH CENTURY PITCHERS"
I finally finished the bamboo floor in Devon's Room tonight...I will never attempt a border again. It was an extreme PITA
Pictures please.
4Legs--of course you have taste.
It might be questionable, but it's still taste.
I looked at Mr. Plushy Pics today. I'm so glad I have some screensavers of him. He still brings me smiles.
I missed a Peter Greenaway film because of the Cubs. It was 2003, and the Chicago International Film Festival was in full swing at the Landmark Century Cinema, a half mile down the road from Wrigley Field. The Cubs were in the playoffs (the year of the famous Bartman choke), and I didn't want to get stuck downtown. Bastards ruined the festival, and lost the games on top of it.
In honor of the 40th anniversary of the Human Be-In.
dave™©
well, that was quite wonderful. THanks!
i think "Turn the Beat Around" by Vickie Sue Robinson, is the most rockin' song ever made.
That's a fucking classic. The old granddaddy of underground rock stations, KSAN in San Francisco, used to play it all the time when it came out.
oh no! Bob Roberts just been shot!
Hold Steady had something. If not outright soul, team spirit?
In fact, the bit on Letterman reminded me of early Spirit. Fresh Garbage?
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I looked at Mr. Plushy Pics today. I'm so glad I have some screensavers of him. He still brings me smiles.
I'm going to put a bunch of his pictures into one of my yahoo albums so you guys can go look at him anytime you'd like to.
I will never attempt a border again. It was an extreme PITA
::matthew |
what is PITA?
and are bamboo floors worth it?
Anybody know what this nigger cocksucker is talking about?
Fuck off. That shit is uncalled for.
rat
dave™© | Homepage | 01.14.07 - 1:32 am | #
plus on the record jacket, she looks tres hot, in a 1979 Yonkers kind of way ...
I wish you guys would stop it.
Really.
fourlegsgood
Yes please.
It's incredibly bad form and quite boring.
Just sayin'!
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owls carrying sheets discretely behind drapes
In honor of the 40th anniversary of the Human Be-In.
dave™© | Homepage | 01.14.07 - 1:27 am | #
Thanks for that, dave.
Drawing on drugs is incredible and sexual and you can see that in that fella's drawings.
Anybody know what this nigger cocksucker is talking about?
Fuck off. That shit is uncalled for.
smalfish
I second that.
I was thinking bamboo was cheaper. I am clearly not a good haggler.
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I'm going to try to buy a condo or a townhouse this year. A fixer-upper.
Even the mosquitoes around here evoke more of a threat than the middle-aged straight guy sock-Rupperting as an aggrieved gay guy and a female sex worker.
as always, Tom is most succinct, and most accurate.
The Hold Steady WAS good on Letterman the other night, weren't they?
fourlegsgood | Homepage | 01.14.07 - 1:30 am | #
They killed, I thought. Genuinely exciting, genuinely unpretentious, just a great smart inspirationally fab bar band.
And they were much better than their album. Has that clip shown up on YouTube yet?
It's incredibly bad form and quite boring.
Just sayin'!
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MisterX
and I third that.
Thanks Tom. This cocksucker is tired of this shit too. Come to the new thread.
Swear to god you're not gonna believe this, but I did a session with those guys back in the day.
They were very nice....
steve simels
I bow down to you...
Their music is still fun, more than 30 years later.
I'm going to try to buy a condo or a townhouse this year. A fixer-upper.
fourlegsgood | Homepage | 01.14.07 - 1:35 am | #
Thanks, 4Legs!
We love Lion Kitty Maxx pictures. Any and all.
(boy is my face red -- copied the wrong comment). Where are those smileys when you need them!
Pictures please.
fourlegsgood
damn you haloscan
I was saying, all the batrees are dahd int he regualr cameras...I'm working on it
yes I am a pirate
Frank Rich asks who this generation's Barry Goldwater will be when it's time for Bush to drop out in disgrace? Will it be John Warner or (snort) John McCain? My choice would be Lindsey Graham or Chuck Hagel.
* BAGHDAD - Police in Baghdad found 31 bodies, many shot dead and tortured, in the 24 hours to Saturday night, an interior ministry source said.
Those pesky police.
Play nice? Bite me, whiskey boy!
"A withdrawal by year's end carries enormous, very serious implications."
As opposed to the totally inconsequential, minor, virtually unnoticable effects everyone but the crew running this criminal enterprise have suffered already.
=*=
Christ, Gonzales is so deep in the kool aid it's frightening.
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