I'MMA LET YOU FINISH

WoooooooHooooooo!!!
.


Standing on the corner......


when in rome


The one and only: JOMENTUM!


Dimwitted Daugphin


GravatarYou didn't give folks very long to discuss this blog's descent into suckiness.


GravatarLieberman-he'll never ever learn.


GravatarCan I be a senator please!!!!! JHFC the dude is a basket case!
.


GravatarPerhaps it's because Lieberman sucks even worse than this blog.


GravatarBut some say if you begin to withdraw, then Maliki and the other Iraqis will say 'Oh, my God, they're leaving. We got to get our act together. I don't think so...

sorry moms, we're gonna need a few more kids.


good fucking grief.


GravatarFuck Joe. In the ass. With elephant dicks.


GravatarWould you gamble your son or daughter on this proposition, Holy Joe?

Didn't think so.


GravatarThe Big Lie™, is livin' large.
.


GravatarBAGHDAD, Iraq - At least 20 American service personnel were killed in military operations Saturday in one of the deadliest days for U.S. forces since the
Iraq war began, and authorities also announced two U.S. combat deaths from the previous day.


I blame the liberal media and Nancy Pelosi.


GravatarLieberman is a strategic genius.


GravatarI can't even read the bullshit.

Lie-by is the worst of the worst.

The smarmy bastard is worse than Bootsy.

God dammit. Please get rid of this cocksucker.


GravatarYou know you're a dumbshit when ...

IMUS is calling you out. IMUS is the voice of sanity.

That's when you know you're a dumbshit, Joe.


GravatarWe're entering the age of Climate Wars and a battle for resources...


GravatarLieberman's strategy (or lack thereof) is: War without end. Amen.


GravatarLanded on CSPAN during a timeout in the Wizards game long enough to hear hoary old Howard Baker say that the biggest problem in American politics today is "the lack of civility."

I'm only sorry I wasn't there to say "Fuck you" to his face.


GravatarIt's about time,
It's about space,
It's about time someone
smacks Joe Lieberman's face.


GravatarHope and prayer do not constitute a plan, you fucktard.

Damn, who knew Al Gore could be so blind as not to see what a whorthless idiot Liberman is?


GravatarI regret to report that Kristanna Loken is not a very good actress.


GravatarLieberman's strategy (or lack thereof) is: War without end. Amen.

As long as nothing in the war is bought retail, it's cool.


GravatarWe're entering the age of Climate Wars and a battle for resources...

That would explain the prominence of JarJar Lieberman.


GravatarI regret to report that Kristanna Loken is not a very good actress.

The Terminatrix? I'm shocked!


GravatarIraq is unsinkable!


GravatarWait, is that Geraldine Chaplin???


GravatarDamn, who knew Al Gore could be so blind as not to see what a whorthless idiot Liberman is?
Apprentice to Darth Holden


Gives one pause, don't it?


GravatarGive me just a little more time! And our love will surely grow!

Why, just a Friedman or two, and surely allw ill be well by then! And if not...well...just a Friedman or two more after that!

Tomorrow! Tomorrow! I love ya! Tomorrow! You're always a day away!!!!!!


GravatarThat would explain the prominence of JarJar Lieberman.?

"Meesa say we trysa somethin' else!"


GravatarThat would explain the prominence of JarJar Lieberman.?

No, it's Joe Joe Binks.


Gravatar
I'm only sorry I wasn't there to say "Fuck you" to his face.


I would have paid good money to see that .


GravatarHe knows of a cave...


GravatarIs this a libertarian thread?
General Zod "

i can't see the invisible hand...

"Standing on the corner......
UNE_ItaryExecuTard™ "

suitcase in my hand...


GravatarI regret to report that Kristanna Loken is not a very good actress.
Eli


But I understand she has pneumatic breasts!

Surely that's counts for something, thespian-wise!


GravatarHey!

Finally a thread short enough to get on!

Why haven't Holy Joe's kids signed up?

What was our death count by the end of today? 21 the last I heard-- FOR WHAT?

Which Dem candidate is pushing hardest for withdrawal soonest? (if I may mix my metaphors) -- that's the one I'm supporting!


GravatarThe Big Lie™, is livin' large.
.
UNE_ItaryExecuTard™ |


Did they take away Liarman's parking spot?


GravatarThey think the thing is not winnable

No, they think win or lose, the cost to our nation is too great, plus there's that "we should have never gone there in the first place" fact.

Fucktard


GravatarSurge means taking out the Mahdi Army, the other 16 million Iraqis.


GravatarHow du you spleel morann?

Jesus!


?


Gravatar"Meesa say we trysa somethin' else!"

You know, I think Master Yoda would make an exception for force choking Jar Jar or Joementum to death.


GravatarBut I understand she has pneumatic breasts!

Surely that's counts for something, thespian-wise!


Well... yes.


GravatarI'm only sorry I wasn't there to say "Fuck you" to his face.

I would have paid good money to see that .

UNE_ItaryExecuTard™


I probably wouldn't have actually said "Fuck You." That's a little aggressive for me.

I might well have said "Oh, bite me," however.


GravatarEli-from below...

Lady Whiskey! I never heard back from you! Did I scare you off?
Eli | Homepage | 01.20.07 - 9:19 pm | #

Well, not scare exactly.

It's just that I can't really afford to buy right now and unless I can convince you that some of my nude self-portraits (and/or New York abstracts) are worth a trade, I have to wait...
Lady Whiskey the Idle | Homepage | 01.20.07 - 9:24 pm | #


GravatarLove the shout out to his BFF.

And you missed the Terminatrix's turn as Brunhilde in "Dark Kingdom" earlier today.


GravatarIraq is unsinkable!

We must throw our support behind al Molibrown.


GravatarNUKE IT FROM ORBIT!


Gravatarpray in one hand, shit in the other - see which fills up first.

LIEberman is, at the very least, Likkud. Or nore like the other Israeli Lieberman. Fucking piece of shit. He lives for war, for the destruction of the "other".


Gravatar"I regret to report that Kristanna Loken is not a very good actress.
Eli"

who cares?


http://img138.imageshack.us/ img1...naloken35kd.jpg


GravatarI regret to report that Kristanna Loken is not a very good actress.
Eli |


Boy, that's too bad. How will she ever land another role, then?


Gravatar"Standing on the corner......
Twelfth Street and Vine, with my Kansas City baby and a bottle of Kansas City wine


GravatarNUKE IT FROM ORBIT!
NTodd, Love Tofu Or Die


It's the only way to be sure.

Fuckin' A.


GravatarAt least 20 American service personnel were killed in military operations Saturday

Fuck.
FUCK.
-


GravatarIs Eli MovieBlogging????

STOP FLIRTING!!
.


GravatarAnd you missed the Terminatrix's turn as Brunhilde in "Dark Kingdom" earlier today.

I know. V. speaks very highly of it, but I was kind of absorbed in updating my spiffy new photo gallery.


GravatarNo, they think win or lose, the cost to our nation is too great, plus there's that "we should have never gone there in the first place" fact.

Fucktard
virgotex |


That's the sports metaphor coming through... that winning is worth any cost.

Part of why they stick their heads in the sand and claim they could never have foreseen how much this whole thing was going to cost in money and lives and lost good will.


GravatarLIEberman is, at the very least, Likkud. Or nore like the other Israeli Lieberman. Fucking piece of shit. He lives for war, for the destruction of the "other".

The Likud has become the very thing they fled from 60 odd years ago, in Central Europe.


GravatarChinless Joe.


Gravatar Let's hope it works, pray it works, and if it doesn't, then we'll figure out what we're gonna do then."


A fucking wing and a prayer are NOT a fucking foreign policy.

Who the hell voted for these assholes? They seem to vote, and then not pay any attention.


GravatarLady Whiskey, like I said, I'm open to negotiation. E-mail me.


GravatarI was kind of absorbed in updating my spiffy new photo gallery.

Oooh, SHINY!


GravatarBoy, that's too bad. How will she ever land another role, then?

Oh, I can think of at least one other role she should at least audition for.

She needs to contact me and make arrangements. The audition will just take one night...


Gravatarspiffy new photo gallery.
Eli | Homepage | 01.20.07 - 9:33 pm | #


Wow. Beautiful.


Gravatarrmj
Why just today, Gen Casey said he needed at least a Friedman for the surge to work.
----
"That's not going to happen overnight either, and you're going to see some progress gradually over the next 60 to 90 days," Casey told reporters in southern Iraq yesterday, according to a transcript. "But I think it's probably going to be the summer, late summer, before we get to the point where the people in Baghdad feel safe in their neighborhoods. . . . The first troops are just arriving now, so we've got to wait and see the effect they have on the situation here before we even start thinking about when we might send them home."
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GravatarI regret to report that Kristanna Loken is not a very good actress.

Put her in charge of the DoD, then.


GravatarOooh, SHINY!

Yeah, I'm really liking it. And I'm in the process of migrating to a new blog as well, but I'm having... issues.


GravatarHi Rmj -- nice to see you here as well as Jake's -- who is Kristanna Loken?


Gravatar
Oh, I can think of at least one other role she should at least audition for.


You'll have to wait; she's got "Painkiller Jane" coming up.

But after that she should be free.


GravatarWow. Beautiful.

Thanks!


GravatarBoy, that's too bad. How will she ever land another role, then?

Has she um studied with Paula Abdul?


GravatarLady Whiskey, like I said, I'm open to negotiation. E-mail me.
Eli | Homepage | 01.20.07 - 9:34 pm | #


Thanks, Eli. I will.


GravatarWhy haven't Holy Joe's kids signed up?

I hear his daughter goes to school here.


GravatarThis is the "Bon Jovi School of Foreign Policy", I believe.


GravatarI really hate him. Really, really hate him.


Gravatar"...[leaving Iraq] would be a disaster for everybody, including most important, us..."

Well gosh, Senator - what if I already don't agree that what happens to the US is *the most important thing*?

How did we get to this stupid place where arrogant self-interest has become the moral high ground?

These people annoy me to no end.


Gravatar60 days x 20 per day = 1200


GravatarOoo, the giant rolling throwing stars are kinda cool.


GravatarThe Great Karmic Fruition is nigh...


GravatarThis is the "Bon Jovi School of Foreign Policy", I believe.

Are you kidding?

Bon Jovi would have done a much better job than this.

No question in my mind.


Gravatar
Did they take away Liarman's parking spot?


one can only wonder that which beats in the 'art of the Liarman.
.


Gravatar"Livin' on a Prayer"


GravatarMagical Eyeball Powers!


GravatarOoo, the giant rolling throwing stars are kinda cool.
Eli | Homepage | 01.20.07 - 9:37 pm | #


Are you watching BloodRayne?


GravatarEli--there seems to be a lot of girl torture and insufficient boobage.


GravatarDig the night photos, especially.


Gravatar4Legs--we are.

There's been some bleedage and suckage.


GravatarAre you watching BloodRayne?

No, I was just remarking that giant rolling throwing stars *would* be really cool, if someone were to put them in a movie.

Dude, you mean someone just did???


GravatarI know. V. speaks very highly of it, but I was kind of absorbed in updating my spiffy new photo gallery.
Eli |


Someone is using Gallery2. I recognize the template, but can't name it right now.


GravatarYeah, I'm really liking it. And I'm in the process of migrating to a new blog as well, but I'm having... issues.

I got a sneak peak the other night.

I liked it.


GravatarDig the night photos, especially.

Thanks!


Someone is using Gallery2. I recognize the template, but can't name it right now.

greypop.


GravatarTPM - earlier today
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You may recall the President announcing, during his primetime address on Iraq, the creation of a bipartisan working group to coordinate between the White House and Congress on the war on terrorism:

Acting on the good advice of Senator Joe Lieberman and other key members of Congress, we will form a new, bipartisan working group that will help us come together across party lines to win the war on terror. This group will meet regularly with me and my administration; it will help strengthen our relationship with Congress.
Nice touch there, using Lieberman as a wedge.

But Democratic leaders Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid have refused to be drawn into the Bush-Lieberman dog and pony show, sending a letter to the President yesterday declining the invitation:

We believe that Congress already has bipartisan structures in place, like the committee system and other Congressional working groups such as the Senate’s National Security Working Group, that could produce the result you described in your speech.
We look forward to working with you within these existing structures, in a bipartisan and fully consultative way, to make progress on efforts against terrorism and other important matters.


A weak and unpopular President and his token Democrat.

-- David Kurtz


Gravatar60 days x 20 per day = 1200

1200 troops die in the next sixty days, something is going to have to change. Be it the policy or the way we are protesting this thing.


GravatarThere's been some bleedage and suckage.

I know what boys like- I know what guys want.


Gravataren. Joe Lieberman: "Yeah you do. And I hope and pray you win the lottery, too, cause you'd probably give a lot of it away."

The courtier who carried Louis XIV's rag on a stick to the chaise percée for him had more dignity than this. Why is this pointless little ma--who is whatever else he is a United States Senator-- grovelling before this other pointless little man?


Gravatarspiffy new photo gallery.

Very nice Eli, amazing photos.


GravatarOh BTW, I happen to be pimpin' RMJ's blogitude today and on the 'morrow,
untill he starts pimpin' himself agin.

WooooHooooo!!!
.


GravatarDude, you mean someone just did???

No, I'm not watching it. I got bored about 10 minutes in.

And now the fucking pizza place just called to tell me they were out of crust. Did I want something else?

Idiots.


GravatarAh well, it's martini time. Bombay Sapphire gin shaken over shaved ice, with a hint of vermouth and a squeeze of fresh Meyer lemon juice.


GravatarJoe's logic is unassailable. If only he had employed it with respect to the invasion instead of the withdrawlal from the catastrophe that ensued.


GravatarCrickey, this is slow tonight -- I really hope the promise of DSL in February works out!

I am going to turn in soon -- the way things are going probably before I can manage another post!

The flash & parry of intellectual debate just moves too swiftly for me to keep up!


GravatarSallyh,
what's with all this bleedage? Cheney's in LA with a shotgun?


GravatarI got a sneak peak the other night.

I liked it.


Thanks, me too.

I'm importing my Blogger posts in now, but it keeps short-circuiting. It gets farther each time tho, and I should be done before the movie's over.

Unfortunately, I unnecessarily and stupidly attempted to move my old blog to FTP to back it up, and now I can't get it back online.


GravatarWithin the next few years, politics will become either more centric, left of center, or more fascist...


GravatarAnd now the fucking pizza place just called to tell me they were out of crust.

How's their cheese-to-sauce ratio?


GravatarWe look forward to working with you within these existing structures, in a bipartisan and fully consultative way, to make progress on efforts against terrorism and other important matters.


43 is trying his damnedest to subvert the constitutional authority of the congress. Luckily, the dem leadership now has the ability to thwart this blatant attempt to dismiss democracy.


GravatarAh well, it's martini time. Bombay Sapphire gin shaken over shaved ice, with a hint of vermouth and a squeeze of fresh Meyer lemon juice.
Deacon Blues


I envy you sophisticates and your hairy ice...
-


Gravatar"And now the fucking pizza place just called to tell me they were out of crust."

we've been making our own on the grill the last few weeks. ever make it like that? fucking oustanding....


GravatarAnd now the fucking pizza place just called to tell me they were out of crust. Did I want something else?

You have got to be fucking kidding me.

"Yeah, just put some sauce and cheese and pepperoni in a cup and send it over..."


Gravatar
And now the fucking pizza place just called to tell me they were out of crust.


"I'm sorry, this is Joe's dairy. We ran out of milk."


GravatarI am really irritated now.


Gravatargirl torture and insufficient boobage.

Farking criminal is what it is!!!

I am not however watching the show in question and what not, with a suchlike glaze............


Gravatargirl torture and insufficient boobage.

Farking criminal is what it is!!!

I am not however watching the show in question and what not, with a suchlike glaze............


GravatarAh well, it's martini time. Bombay Sapphire gin shaken over shaved ice, with a hint of vermouth and a squeeze of fresh Meyer lemon juice.
Deacon Blues |


You need some quinine to protect you on a Sci-fi Saturday night against the malarial mansquito.


GravatarWhat's with the pewter bowtie around her neck?


GravatarWait, is she a vampire, a wampire, or a vamphyr?

Or is she... Zamfir???


GravatarAh well, it's martini time. Bombay Sapphire gin shaken over shaved ice, with a hint of vermouth and a squeeze of fresh Meyer lemon juice.
Deacon Blues

I envy you sophisticates and your hairy ice...

-
MisterX

The abuse of unerage ice is never discussed openly.


Gravatargirl torture and insufficient boobage.

Farking criminal is what it is!!!


I don't know how she can fight in those pants. They look awfully confining.


GravatarThis is all part of the plan.

Trust me.

Really.

Trust me this time.

-


GravatarWhoever becomes president in 08, will have to be strong enough to transcend what even Abraham Lincoln faced...


GravatarI worked at a pizza restaurant and once the entire load of proofed doughballs had gone sour due to a failed walk-in. No pizza for a couple of hours, then shitty pizza made with too-fresh dough. Shit happens.
-


GravatarAnd now the fucking pizza place just called to tell me they were out of crust.

That's okay... ya wanna borrow some dough?

Nyucknyucknyucknyucknyuck


GravatarOr is she... Zamfir???

There have been many masters of the the Pam flute - Tommy Lee, Kid, ....


Gravatar"Oh hello."

[snaps book shut]

"I'm the President, and this is my liberry."


Gravatarunderage


GravatarAnd now the fucking pizza place just called to tell me they were out of crust.

Pizza d'oh.


GravatarWithin the next few years, politics will become either more centric, left of center, or more fascist...
Ô¿Ô | 01.20.07 - 9:43 pm | #


You are a fucking genius.


GravatarI envy you sophisticates and your hairy ice...

actually my 'ice' is magnetically aligned, unlike other unsophisticates


GravatarYou are a fucking genius.

I'm too insensitive to make a "genius homo" joke without being a jerk...


GravatarThe abuse of unerage ice is never discussed openly.
bo | 01.20.07 - 9:46 pm | #


People who molest underage ice should be shot.


GravatarI don't know how she can fight in those pants. They look awfully confining.

She's Damfir. And they're Spanfit.


GravatarPrior A--Round, round, get around, I get around....

Nice to be visible.

The first troops are just arriving now, so we've got to wait and see the effect they have on the situation here before we even start thinking about when we might send them home."
--


AAGGHH!!! Time Limits! The terrorists have won! We're done for, we're done for!


Gravataruckie, slushie crap happening on the other side of the window.


GravatarPeople who molest underage ice should be shot.

She told me she was 32!


GravatarWithin the next few years, politics will become either more centric, left of center, or more fascist...
Ô¿Ô | 01.20.07 - 9:43 pm | #

You are a fucking genius.
rorschach

Ya know, even if rorshach is a two dimensional seer, I have to agree.


GravatarI'm too insensitive to make a "genius homo" joke without being a jerk...

Ecce, you....


GravatarWe're not really talking about ice, are we? sip


GravatarYou are a fucking genius.
rorschach


Think more deeply about it, Grasshopper...


GravatarPeople who molest underage ice should be shot.
rorschach | Homepage | 01.20.07 - 9:49 pm | #




Wait. A shot doesn't usually have ice, does it?


Gravatar
People who molest underage ice should be shot.


They're truely sick, and certainly deserve shootage.


GravatarCould there possibly be a lower moment in Ben Kingsley's career?


GravatarCould there possibly be a lower moment in Ben Kingsley's career?

A Sound of Thunder comes very, very close.


GravatarCould there possibly be a lower moment in Ben Kingsley's career?
Eli


Bloodrayne.


GravatarThink more deeply about it, Grasshopper...
Ô¿Ô | 01.20.07 - 9:50 pm | #

People who molest underage ice should be shot.
rorschach |

Nuff said.


GravatarMeat Loaf!?!


Gravatarjust turned on BloodRayne

Uh Mah Gud.


GravatarHope is not a plan.
-


GravatarThis may become the world's first World Religious War, all become from the basic age-old battle for resources...


Gravatar You are a fucking genius.
rorschach

Think more deeply about it, Grasshopper...
Ô¿Ô | 01.20.07 - 9:50 pm | #


Okay...

Hmm... on second thought, you are an inane buffoon.


GravatarWell, my browser crashed & by the time I returned -- nothing had changed, so I'm outta here!

"See you in the mornin'!"*

("Little Big Man" trooper to Jack when he was a scout/mule skinner")


GravatarCould there possibly be a lower moment in Ben Kingsley's career?

In 10 years he will play Daddy Warbucks in the West Mifflin Dinner Theater's production of Annie.


GravatarPeople who molest underage ice should be shot.
rorschach


Around these parts, we call underage ice "water" or



"pailbait"...
-


GravatarIt's good to be the Meat Loaf.


GravatarPeople who molest underage ice should be shot.

She told me she was 32!
Eli |


You need to drill a core sample first to properly determine whether its underage.


GravatarA Sound of Thunder comes very, very close.
Supreme Commander Thor

yeh wait till it hits you.=0)


GravatarMeat Loaf!?!

Meat Loaf *Aday*, thank you very much.


Gravatar
You are a fucking genius.


Vodka>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>monitor!

DYR

.


GravatarSome say the world will end in fire, some say in ice, but everyone agrees that it will be in my Presidency.


Gravatar
You need to drill a core sample first to properly determine whether its underage.
Tom - 大肚腩 | Homepage | 01.20.07 - 9:53 pm | #


This is getting complicated. How to perform a non-molestory drilling?


GravatarSome say the world will end in fire, some say in ice, but everyone agrees that it will be in my Presidency.

SNL did a State Of The Union sketch very much like this...


Gravatarbrb Need to order a pizza...


GravatarThe Likud has become the very thing they fled from 60 odd years ago, in Central Europe.
Apprentice to Darth Holden |

and what a fucking shame. and how...ironic.


GravatarThe world situation will absolutely improve, worsen, or stay much the same.


GravatarKeeeeerist, I despise that loseman. Reading that transcript shows just how vague and disjointed his "thinking" is. What a turd.


GravatarVodka>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>monitor!

DYR

.
UNE_ItaryExecuTard™ | Homepage | 01.20.07 - 9:53 pm | #


Heh.


Gravatarhey, Eli


GravatarSome trivia for "Da Rayne":

The half-naked prostitutes in the scene with Leonid (Meat Loaf) are actually real Romanian prostitutes. According to director Uwe Boll (at the Stockholm International Film Festival) it was cheaper to hire real prostitutes than actresses.

The movie was originally to have played at up to 2,500 theaters, but that number dropped to 1,600 and ended up lower due to prints being shipped to theaters that had not licensed the film.

Despite the film doing poorly in the United States, it has performed in the top 10 in most countries during its opening weekend. Two were Russia (#3) and the United Arab Emirates (#1).


GravatarThis is getting complicated. How to perform a non-molestory drilling?
rorschach

my guess sir would be needle dicking=)


Gravatarbrb Need to order a pizza... - Ô¿Ô

If for no other reason than to piss-off flg.


GravatarThe world situation will absolutely improve, worsen, or stay much the same.

"The 1970s in Australia were a time of great upheaval. Followed by downheaval. And eventually... heaval."

(Intro to The Efficiency Expert... more or less)


GravatarYou need to drill a core sample first to properly determine whether its underage.
Tom - 大肚腩 | Homepage | 01.20.07 - 9:53 pm | #

This is getting complicated. How to perform a non-molestory drilling?
rorschach |


Time for a phone-in question to Coast to Coast.


GravatarIt's like rain on your wedding day, and becoming what you despise.


Gravatarbrb Need to order a pizza...
Ô¿Ô


Be sure and get the burnt-pupperoni.


GravatarI don't know what possessed me to Tivo a Peter Frampton "live" concert off the Rave channel overnight, but there it is.


GravatarHiya, SD!


GravatarThe world situation will absolutely improve, worsen, or stay much the same.
JeffCO | 01.20.07 - 9:54 pm | #


The fella will call me, or not call me, or...

/obsessed


GravatarEverybody knows what's going wrong with the world, but I don't even know what's going on in myself.


GravatarI don't know what possessed me to Tivo a Peter Frampton "live" concert off the Rave channel overnight, but there it is.

It hurts me to even know of such a thing.


GravatarIt's like Da Rayne on your wedding day.


GravatarLieberman: "Let's hope it works, pray it works, and if it doesn't, then we'll figure out what we're gonna do then."

Hope is not a plan.


GravatarThe Likud has become the very thing they fled from 60 odd years ago, in Central Europe.


Word! The oppressed are now the oppressors. And Jimmy Carter is catching hell for telling the truth.


GravatarEli, I just perused your gallery.

Vehhry nice, vehhhrrry vehhhry nice


GravatarThanks, virgotex!


GravatarFuck droopy dog LIEberman.... drone on and on you smug bitch, people are dying while you play politics.


GravatarI think he's soon to become... Dead Meat Loaf.

Aday.


GravatarEli, I just perused your gallery. - virgotex

That's what the kids call it these days?


GravatarShorter Lieberman: "We got nuthin"


GravatarShorter Lieberman: "We got nuthin"


GravatarA Meat Loaf Aday keeps the vampires away?


GravatarHope is not a plan.
QuinnLaBelle, voter

nor is prayer.


GravatarVehhry nice, vehhhrrry vehhhry nice
virgotex | Homepage | 01.20.07 - 9:58 pm | #


It's true, Eli. I perused, too. And it's inspirational...


GravatarEverybody knows what's going wrong with the world, but I don't even know what's going on in myself.
JeffCO |


Perhaps an exploratory core sample will help. I think Coast to Coast knows where the aliens are that can help with such matters.


GravatarJust ordered it. I told him I wanted the "12 inch special with extra Italian sausage."...


GravatarWas that a little crossbow to be worn on the wrist?!! I want one.


GravatarShorter Lieberman: "We got nuthin"

plan 'b' will turn out to be plan 'a' redux


GravatarOh, who burned the Meat Loaf?


GravatarIt's true, Eli. I perused, too. And it's inspirational...

Inspirational? Wow.


GravatarJust ordered it. I told him I wanted the "12 inch special with extra Italian sausage."...
Ô¿Ô



GravatarLieberman has 17 folds where his chin should be.


GravatarRor.

XOXOX

.


GravatarI told him I wanted the "12 inch special with extra Italian sausage."...

I don't think Patrick Dempsey delivers any more.


GravatarJeez, I cracked the fuck up ordering it once I caught myself.

brb


GravatarShorter Lieberman: "We got nuthin"

plan 'b' will turn out to be plan 'a' redux
pigboy |

perhaps more effective thamn being shot would be being held accountable.

Except, that never happens.


GravatarShorter Lieberman LET'S MAKE A DOPE DEAL! Hey!


GravatarWho ordered?


GravatarThere's a pizza place here in Pittsburgh called Cumpie's.

And they brag about their special sauce.


I am not making this up.


GravatarInspirational? Wow.
Eli | Homepage | 01.20.07 - 10:01 pm | #


Well, I've gotten pretty far from my visual artist self these last few years, since having kids and starting a band.

Seeing your good work reminds me what pleasure there is in making art.


Gravatar"The US has quietly moved to take on the Mahdi Army as a preperation for the surge. Thinking in CENTCOM has been for some time that Sadr is a factor which can be isolated and dealt with.

This is the kind of mistaken thinking which will result in a MASH-like stream of helicopters to the Balad CASH, with wounded Americans being treated and shipped to Germany. The US has long underestimated the power and appeal of the Sadrist movement, of which only one part is the Jaish-Al Mahdi. The Sadrist movement feeds people, cares for them, and there isn't a chance in hell a "unity" government can replace that.

The arrests are a foolish attempt to decapitate a movement with multiple leaders and vast support. The fact is that the Iraqi Army is so infiltrated with Madhi Army supporters, the odds of them turning on US troops is high.

The US is trying to do this like Fallujah, but this isn't Fallujah. The Maliki government cannot survive war with the Mahdi Army and may decide to turn on Bush when they realize what their alternatives are: A dead Sadr is a martyr, and more trouble than a living one."
http://www.firedoglake.com/


GravatarCrap - now I want pizza. It's like yawning ferchissakes.


GravatarWait. A shot doesn't usually have ice, does it?

Is that a trick question?


GravatarGuess it's a Michelle Rodriquez double feature on SciFi tonite


GravatarI don't think Patrick Dempsey delivers any more.
JeffCO

Delivering more than 12 inches in pretty much impossible for anyone, anyway.


GravatarI only come with American cheese.


GravatarSeeing your good work reminds me what pleasure there is in making art.

I can tell you don't use Photoshop.


GravatarWhatever this horror movie is you're watching, it can't be scarier than the Wizards giving back a 21 point lead to the fucking Celtics.


Gravatara disaster for everybody, including most important, us

Go fuck yourself Holy Joe, you Americans are the LEAST important. You're the bastards who started it and caused all the destruction and death. You're the guilty.


GravatarDelivering more than 12 inches in pretty much impossible for anyone

Well that just tears it.


GravatarYou have got to be fucking kidding me.

"Yeah, just put some sauce and cheese and pepperoni in a cup and send it over..."


They could give me thin crust they said.

I DON'T FUCKING WANT THIN CRUST.


Feh. I ended up ordering from Dominos.


GravatarGuess it's a Michelle Rodriquez double feature on SciFi tonite

Her British accent is . . . bloody awful.


GravatarThinking in CENTCOM has been for some time that Sadr is a factor which can be isolated and dealt with.

"thinking" seems to be the wrong word choice, here.

"dealt with" is positively delusional.


GravatarHer British accent is . . . bloody awful.

She has a British accent?


GravatarWell that just tears it.
JeffCO

Yes, it would


GravatarI only come with American cheese.

I'm partial to provolone, myself. More friction.


GravatarShorter Loserman: "I'm a sactimonious fool who, like Boosh, gets virtually everything wrong." But don't I look serious doing it? Fuckwad.


Gravatar
Lieberman: "Let's hope it works, pray it works, and if it doesn't, then we'll figure out what we're gonna do then."


Four years is more than enough to tell you that it isn't working, you fucking accessory to mass murder.


GravatarHope is not a plan.

But it's just a short ride to an exit strategy!


GravatarWait. A shot doesn't usually have ice, does it?

Is that a trick question?
Richard Cranium | Homepage | 01.20.07 - 10:03 pm | #


Thanks for noticing I tried to make a joke, Dick Head.


GravatarShe has a British accent?

It comes and goes.


Gravatar"Feh. I ended up ordering from Dominos."

you didn't.


GravatarI am not making this up.

What is that place? Park and Eat or something?

My brother calls it Park and Barf.


GravatarI'm partial to provolone, myself. More friction.

Was it gouda for you too?


GravatarI can tell you don't use Photoshop.
Eli | Homepage | 01.20.07 - 10:04 pm | #


As I was typing my comment, I knew you'd never admit to getting pleasure from all your hard work!


GravatarA shot doesn't usually have ice, does it
I would imagine it's the other way around.


GravatarWhat is that place? Park and Eat or something?

My brother calls it Park and Barf.


Eat & Park.

I guess you're supposed to hang around in the parking lot after your meal.


Gravataryou didn't.

Yes I did.

I have a headache and I don't feel like cooking anything or going out.


Gravatar"Feh. I ended up ordering from Dominos."




Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!


Gravataractually, Michael Madsen in the uber-mullet is the most distressing aspect of this dreadful little flick


GravatarThanks for noticing I tried to make a joke, Dick Head.

Thanks for noticing I noticed.


GravatarIt's Eat n Park and they are all over Pittsburgh.


GravatarAs I was typing my comment, I knew you'd never admit to getting pleasure from all your hard work!

Well, I do get some enjoyment from the 1% that don't look like crap.


GravatarFeh. I ended up ordering from Dominos. - fourlegsgood

Some fates ARE worse than death.


(haloscan being senile with anyone else's name?)


GravatarLieberman will go down as one of the most despised, shameful characters in American history. Not far behind Bush.


GravatarEat & Park.

I guess you're supposed to hang around in the parking lot after your meal.


I dunno.

We ate there once when I was visiting after going to a movie.

I have no memory whatsoever about what I ate there or if it was any good.


Gravatar"Feh. I ended up ordering from Dominos."

Fact: Domino's economizes by using the same material for their boxes and their crusts.


Gravatar "Let's hope it works, pray it works, and if it doesn't, then we'll figure out what we're gonna do then."

How Many DEATHS Will It Take 'til You Know That Too Many People Have Died???


Gravatarnothing's gouda for me these days. It all just gives me a muensterous headache.....


GravatarEli, those are truly very good.


GravatarNEVER NEVER NEVER give $$ to Dominos!

http://www.newsmeat.com/ ceo_poli...vid_Brandon.php


GravatarI regret to report that Kristanna Loken is not a very good actress.
Guess it's a Michelle Rodriquez double feature on SciFi tonite

Well, at least they have each other.


GravatarFact: Domino's economizes by using the same material for their boxes and their crusts.
rorschach, MonitorBane |


That I would believe.


GravatarA shot doesn't usually have ice, does it
I would imagine it's the other way around.
Deacon Blues

rock salt.


GravatarWell, I do get some enjoyment from the 1% that don't look like crap.

I remember that one! The parade girls wasn't it?


GravatarIt's Eat n Park and they are all over Pittsburgh.

There is (or at least used to be) a diner in Lompoc CA called "HI! Let's Eat!" . Ya gotta like the friendliness of the name of the place. Pretty much everything else sucked.


GravatarWell, I do get some enjoyment from the 1% that don't look like crap.

You are too hard on yourself.

Even I am not that hard on myself and I hate everything.


GravatarWas it gouda for you too?

You bet your pepperjack it was!


GravatarGouda grief, will you knock it off with the puns.


GravatarGuantanamo fails to meet basic British standards: lawmakers

Reuters Saturday, January 20, 2007; 7:13 PM

LONDON (Reuters) - The U.S. detention center in Guantanamo fails to meet even basic British standards for prisoners, British lawmakers who visited the base said on Sunday.

A cross-party parliamentary committee also said a new U.S. military commissions system, expected to start trying terrorism suspects this year, gave cause for concern and London should raise any human rights misgivings with Washington.

Guantanamo "fails to achieve minimum United Kingdom standards on access to exercise and recreation, to lawyers, and to the outside world through educational facilities and the media," the Foreign Affairs Committee said in a report. ...

The committee urged the government to ensure any suspects detained by British forces in other countries cannot be transferred to Guantanamo without London's prior agreement.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/ wp...2001131_pf.html

Why that's . . . French or something!
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Gravatar
Well, I do get some enjoyment from the 1% that don't look like crap.
Eli | Homepage | 01.20.07 - 10:08 pm | #


Eli, Eli, Eli. You're a good photographer.

See, this is why I don't want to buy unless I can pay your top price--you're worth every penny!


GravatarIt's Eat n Park and they are all over Pittsburgh.

In San Francisco, there are several "diners" called Squat and Gobble...


GravatarGouda grief, will you knock it off with the puns.

Wensleydale?


Gravatar"The US has quietly moved to take on the Mahdi Army as a preperation for the surge. Thinking in CENTCOM has been for some time that Sadr is a factor which can be isolated and dealt with.

Hawhawhaw. How's that fucked-up plan worked so far, morons? Look at all the schools we're building! Purple fingers! FOAD, losers.


Gravatarnothing's gouda for me these days. It all just gives me a muensterous headache.....
Sarah Deere, Recalcitrant | 01.20.07 - 10:09 pm | #


That was sharp.


GravatarWell, I do get some enjoyment from the 1% that don't look like crap.

Okay, fucking stop it.

I don't feel well, I live alone and I'm fucking hungry.

Which one of you wankers is going to hop through the internets and bring me dinner?

:: crickets ::

yeah, I thought so.


GravatarWell, I do get some enjoyment from the 1% that don't look like crap.
Eli | Homepage | 01.20.07 - 10:08 pm | #

Eli, Eli, Eli. You're a good photographer.

See, this is why I don't want to buy unless I can pay your top price--you're worth every penny!
Lady Whiskey the Idle |


Ah, Whiskeyina, you've fallen right into his trap!


Gravatarhe's literally out of his mind. fuck joe lieberman.


Gravatarperhaps more effective thamn being shot would be being held accountable.

Except, that never happens.
Sarah Deere, Recalcitrant | 01.20.07 - 10:02 pm | #

No, it never does. Americans must 'get on' with their lives, 'get over' the crime, it's 'too messy', 'there are only two years left', holding them accountable 'will bring down the nations spirit', the list goes on and on as to why we Americans don't have the stomach, courage, willingness, strength or sense of justice and responsiblity in America.

We are not the leader of the world or an example for the world to follow.


GravatarSpeaking of puns....

Or is it bad parody?


Gravatarthere are several "diners" called Squat and Gobble...
dave™© |

well, that reduces us to our basic essence, don't it?


GravatarNothing grates more than cheese puns.


Gravatar"I have a headache and I don't feel like cooking anything or going out."

ok, but next time you've got a little time try it on the grill...you'll kiss me.

crust:
3 cups flour
dash salt
3/4 c warm water
1 tsp yeast
dash sugar

dissolve the yeast in 1/4 c of water. allow it to sit for 10 min or so, until it bubbles.

put the flour in a large bowl and make a hole in the middle. add the other 1/2 c water and the yeast/water mixture. knead the dough a couple minutes then place in a warm place until it doubles, about 1 hour.

heat up your grill. divide the dough in two pieces, and roll out the dough.

oil the grill and place on the dough. allow it to cook for 3 minutes, until brown(even better slightly burnt) and flip it. add your sauce and toppings and cook for another 4 minutes.

you'll love me....


GravatarEli, Eli, Eli. You're a good photographer.


he is a very good photographer, but most photographers will tell you that they have to shoot dozens of shots to get one that they're proud of.


GravatarPuns. Cheesus.


Gravatarnothing's gouda for me these days. It all just gives me a muensterous headache.....
Sarah Deere, Recalcitrant |


That must make you feel bleu.


Gravataryeah, I thought so.
fourlegsgood | Homepage | 01.20.07 - 10:11 pm | #


Boil the water. I'll chop the garlic. Pasta. Olive oil. Something crunchy--a pepper or apple. Voila.


Gravatarthere are several "diners" called Squat and Gobble...
dave™© |

well, that reduces us to our basic essence, don't it?
Sarah Deere, Recalcitrant | 01.20.07 - 10:12 pm | #


Meh. Squatting is too much work.


GravatarAnyhoo, I think one of my favorite Eli photos is the store window with the writing reflected on the glass.

(he'll know which one I'm talking about)


GravatarThere's a high probability the chopper with 13 soldiers was shot down. Military won't say it wasn't and they definitely do not want to admit it.


GravatarIt's Eat n Park and they are all over Pittsburgh.

I always thought they had the cart before the horse.


GravatarThat was sharp.

If you thought that was sharp, you don't know jack.


GravatarHmm. I can't decide whether this sounds good or disgusting - the January pizza special: Olive Oil, Sauteed Shitakes, Roasted Red Bell Peppers, Sun Dried Tomatoes, Roasted Garlic, Blue Cheese and Monterey Jack


GravatarI was going to try and stop these cheese puns, but it was feta compli.


GravatarThat was sharp.
rorschach, MonitorBane

Havarti do you want to push this theme...?


GravatarBoil the water. I'll chop the garlic. Pasta. Olive oil. Something crunchy--a pepper or apple. Voila.
Lady Whiskey the Idle


I have a headache.

Walking to the door to give the delivery guy money is going to be difficult.


GravatarThere's a high probability the chopper with 13 soldiers was shot down. Military won't say it wasn't and they definitely do not want to admit it.
Doug Watts | Homepage | 01.20.07 - 10:13 pm | #

I get a feeling that the insurgents aren't going to wait for new troops to arrive before they start fighting shrub new war.


GravatarI always liked the Terminal Diner (Reading, PA?)...
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GravatarThere's a high probability the chopper with 13 soldiers was shot down. Military won't say it wasn't and they definitely do not want to admit it.

Thank small favors that my cousin is home at the moment.


Gravatar That was sharp.

If you thought that was sharp, you don't know jack.
smalfish | 01.20.07 - 10:13 pm | #


That could well be.

But, between these puns and all the pizza travails, I do believe I have found my way to the Lord Cheeses Crust.

I'm saved.


GravatarAre we stilton this cheesy pun kick?


GravatarCamembert last time we had cheese pun thread, it's been a long time.


GravatarAh, Whiskeyina, you've fallen right into his trap!
sdf (Stu) | Homepage | 01.20.07 - 10:12 pm | #


I'm actually a good photographer, too. Pre-digital. I've got some nice *cough* nude *cough* self-portraits I'm trying to entice him with...


GravatarWalking to the door to give the delivery guy money is going to be difficult.
fourlegsgood

Is he bringing 12 inches?


GravatarI actually like my nude self portrait.


GravatarBut, between these puns and all the pizza travails, I do believe I have found my way to the Lord Cheeses Crust.


Come out fumunda the crust!


GravatarAre we stilton this cheesy pun kick?
The Old Man From Scene 24


No whey.


GravatarCamembert last time we had cheese pun thread, it's been a long time.

Whey too long.


GravatarYou know, I hope Ben Kingsley enjoys the yacht he bought from this movie. Talk about slumming.


GravatarCamembert last time we had cheese pun thread, it's been a long time.
Deacon Blues

Vel...veeta need to do this more often.


GravatarYou know, I hope Ben Kingsley enjoys the yacht he bought from this movie. Talk about slumming.

Amazing, right?

You'd think that he's made enough money that he doesn't have to be a slut like this.


Gravatar"I have a headache and I don't feel like cooking anything or going out."

when you've got some time, make this pizza on the grill. trust me, it's incredible.

3 cups flour
1 tsp yeast
dash salt
dash suger
3/4 c water

dissolve the yeast in 1/4 c of the water and add the sugar. still and allow to sit until it foams...about 10 minutes.

put the flour in a large bowl and make a hole in the middle. add the water/yeast mixture and the rest of the water and salt, and knead the dough a couple minutes into a ball. put it aside in a warm place until it doubles, about 1 hour.

heat the grill. divide the dough into two pieces and form into any shape...round or oblong...whatever, about 1/4" thick.

oil the grill and put on the dough. cook until the bottom browns, about 3 minutes(better if it even burns a little). flip over and add sauce and toppings. cook 4 more minutes.

that's it!!!!


GravatarHmm. I can't decide whether this sounds good or disgusting

Needs shrimp.

And lots of bacon.
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GravatarIf Cafe Press would let me create an all-inclusive "Fuck You, Lieberwhore" package, it would include this, this, and this, and would be automatically sent to:

Senator Joe Lieberman
One Constitution Plaza
7th Floor
Hartford, CT 06103

I'd let the buyer include his own pithy message...


GravatarVel...veeta need to do this more often.
Sarah Deere, Recalcitrant


Oooh, that was Krafty.


GravatarYou know, I hope Ben Kingsley enjoys the yacht he bought from this movie.

It's all about the gift basket.


GravatarPlease give and give generously. The money you send could save someones toe from being sucked...... or not.

"Dick Morris's Appeal

Persons on Republican mailing lists this week received an appeal for funds from Dick Morris, President Bill Clinton's political strategist in 1995-1996, asking for a contribution between $25 and $100 or more to finance a critical film documentary of Sen. Hillary Clinton.

Signing the letter as "Former Clinton Adviser," Morris wrote: "If you liked how the Swift Boat Veterans turned the tide against John Kerry, you understand how a top Clinton aide can turn the tables and stop a Clinton-style liberal from becoming the next president of the United States."

Morris's appeal was made through The Presidential Coalition, run by conservative activist Dave Bossie. The letter described Morris as dedicated to electing presidents like Ronald Reagan and George W. Bush. Since 1996, Morris has been an author, columnist and television commentator."
http://townhall.com/Columnists/ R...losi_power_play


GravatarI'd let the buyer include his own pithy message...
dave™©

I'm especially fond of the third one.


GravatarMaybe in the language of some country we'll try to snooker soon there'll be a word for "aged cheese" that sounds like the word for "poo". That would be a good one for da pundits to make up clever sayings about.
Bad Art | 01.19.07 - 4:01 pm |


From the Chinese rice thread...

Cheese not being a Chinese invention, the cantonese for cheese is a phoenetic borrowing, something like "zhee-see". Our older grandmother always mispronounces it as "zhu-see", which means 'pig shit'.


GravatarLooks like Rayne & Michele are going to get into a love match, now


GravatarVel...veeta need to do this more often.
Sarah Deere, Recalcitrant

You're a whiz at these.


GravatarOooh, that was Krafty.



Oh, now I'm feeling Bleu.


Gravatar"The US has quietly moved to take on the Mahdi Army as a preperation for the surge. Thinking in CENTCOM has been for some time that Sadr is a factor which can be isolated and dealt with."


Well, they've been spot on so far. I think we can trust them on this.


GravatarOooooh, foreplay


GravatarVel...veeta need to do this more often.

That's not cheese.


GravatarThe NSA is monterey this blog.


GravatarHonest to god, they give praying a bad name.


GravatarI'm especially fond of the third one.

I hope Lieberwhore agrees - he's getting a pack of 10!


GravatarI wish Dick Morris would choke on his own tongue.

Nasty little bastard.


GravatarI actually like my nude self portrait.
fourlegsgood


Does it grace the Internet?


GravatarOne Constitution Plaza

It's just a short ride to your right off unicorn lane.


GravatarDoes it grace the Internet?
Thers, Ethics God | Homepage | 01.20.07 - 10:23 pm | #


Excellent question.


Gravatar"Arianna Huffington:

I've just gotten back from visiting Jane Hamsher in the ICU unit at St. John's Hospital in Santa Monica. For those of you that don't know, Jane has been diagnosed with breast cancer — her third go-around with it — and underwent 8 hours of surgery yesterday.—

Knowing Jane, she'll be there — in a low-cut dress — ready for bear. And for Dick Cheney. According to Jane's close friend Tom Swan, when Jane was being wheeled into surgery, in her anesthetized twilight state, she muttered to the doctors: "I have to be back in DC in two weeks to watch Dick Cheney sweat on the stand." Good thing Jane's surgeon, Armando Giuliano, is not among the deluded few who still approve of the VP.

Jane, we love you, we miss your voice online, and can't wait to read your Libby takes"

http://www.crooksandliars.com/


GravatarThe courtier who carried Louis XIV's rag on a stick to the chaise percée for him had more dignity than this. Why is this pointless little ma--who is whatever else he is a United States Senator-- grovelling before this other pointless little man?
Jim | 01.20.07 - 9:42 pm
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simple answers to simple...........


GravatarTom, do any East Asians have a native cheese tradition? We are not familiar with any.


GravatarI'm wanting to cancel my pizza order now. When I ordered last time and that was the first I ever ordered from there, and the pizza was late, I yelled at the guy. Well, he was the one who took my order over the phone just then and remembered my name. He asked me it point blank. I think he plans to spit on it or something...


Gravatar"The US has quietly moved to take on the Mahdi Army as a preperation for the surge. Thinking in CENTCOM has been for some time that Sadr is a factor which can be isolated and dealt with."


Well, they've been spot on so far. I think we can trust them on this.
geegirl |


You'll find this piece of shit wisdom in Larry Diamond's Foreign Affairs article on Iraq from a few years ago. The one where he criticises the CPA as if he wasn't a part of it. Part of the neocon Stanford contingent.


GravatarLieberman never answered Imus. It is evident that Lieberman thinks the answer is to stay until we "win", until there is a government in Iraq that is (a) stable and (b) not hostile to Western interests (read: the US and Israel.)

And if this takes a thousand years, why, that's OK with Joe.

To be honest, I have no problem with a stable, non-hostile Iraqi government. But this plan, even overlooking the 650K+ Iraqi deaths and the 3K+ US deaths (which only a monster would overlook), simply isn't working. Maybe another strategy besides military intervention might be worth a look?

Diplomacy, perhaps?


GravatarI queso this is going nowhere.....too much in my cups to gorgonzola.


Gravatardinner time....


Gravatarhint hint..bacon pizza with onions at papa johns is teh yum


Gravatareven overlooking the 650K+ Iraqi deaths and the 3K+ US deaths (which only a monster would overlook), simply isn't working.

unfortunately, this would also include a lot of dead Palestinians. And Lebanese. And.....


GravatarIt would seem that when you consider people at your job who disagree with you to be your "opponents" or "enemies", you're pretty much doomed.


GravatarIt's all about the gift basket.

I saw that episode of Sopranos.


GravatarI queso this is going nowhere.....too much in my cups to gorgonzola.
Sarah Deere, Recalcitrant

Swiss yer point?


GravatarLiberman's Army:

Brie all you can brie!


Gravatardinner time....
pigboy


Edam if ya got 'em.


GravatarCamembert last time we had cheese pun thread, it's been a long time.


O queso who goes next?


GravatarCANCEL the Dominos order. Seriously.


Gravatar Does it grace the Internet?
Thers, Ethics God | Homepage | 01.20.07 - 10:23 pm | #

Excellent question.
Lady Whiskey the Idle | Homepage | 01.20.07 - 10:24 pm | #


Objection! Non-responsive!


GravatarBilly Zane wearing an awful rug.


GravatarBilly Zane, avoiding moving to an efficiency by taking this role.


GravatarTom, do any East Asians have a native cheese tradition? We are not familiar with any.
kty |


Most of them aren't big dairy consumers in general. Besides the Tibetans with the fermented yak milk and butter.


Gravatarshit, I owe sarah deere a coke.

damn, and it took me a while to come up with that


GravatarIt's all about the gift basket.
I saw that episode of Sopranos. masculine_monica_nyc


Someone here will get virtually any reference.


GravatarSwiss yer point?
Deacon Blues |

Dammit, I mozzarella stop this now!!!


GravatarFor those of you that don't know, Jane has been diagnosed with breast cancer — her third go-around with it — and underwent 8 hours of surgery yesterday.—

Dear Jane,

3 months ago I was in surgery for 4 hours for breast cancer. I'm still here and hope to be here for a while.
We will survive. I promise you. This HAS to be true.


GravatarWhat role could Michael Madson be less suited for?


GravatarSomeone here will get virtually any reference.
JeffCO | 01.20.07 - 10:28 pm | #


I know who you're referring to!


GravatarDiplomacy, perhaps?
David Derbes | 01.20.07 - 10:25 pm | #

Yo gurt to be kidding me.


GravatarIt's all about the gift basket.

Which reminds me, where's that 12" Italian?


Gravatar"Dammit, I mozzarella stop this now!!!"

no! it'll make me bleu.


GravatarBesides the Tibetans with the fermented yak milk and butter.
Tom - 大肚腩 | Homepage | 01.20.07 - 10:28 pm |

Oh yeah, you want to bring in the Lamas you might as well invoke Yakhuts. Tibet is essentially half-Indian, so they'd have no escape from the cows.


GravatarSpeaking of film references, "The High and the Mighty" is on TCM right now.

We all know what movie was based on that...


GravatarFor those of you that don't know, Jane has been diagnosed with breast cancer — her third go-around with it — and underwent 8 hours of surgery yesterday.—

Dear Jane,

3 months ago I was in surgery for 4 hours for breast cancer. I'm still here and hope to be here for a while.
We will survive. I promise you. This HAS to be true.
Shaw Kenawe | Homepage | 01.20.07 - 10:29 pm | #

-------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------
yes yes yes!!! keep smilin,and fightin!!!


GravatarI actually like my nude self portrait.
fourlegsgood

Does it grace the Internet?
Thers, Ethics God |


I saw it. It leaves me feeling a little frosty.


GravatarWhat role could Michael Madson be less suited for?

The Reluctant Astronaut?


GravatarWhich reminds me, where's that 12" Italian?
Deacon Blues | 01.20.07 - 10:30 pm | #


And is he a pianist?


Gravatarshit, I owe sarah deere a coke.

damn, and it took me a while to come up with that
virgotex

Nope, you're off the hook. Please note that, in that particular comment, "gorgonzola" made no sense at all. I just threw it in there, brazenly.

I'd say we're even


GravatarDammit, I mozzarella stop this now!!!
Sarah Deere, Recalcitrant

No doubt that will make you feel cheddar.


GravatarAnd is he a pianist?
rorschach, MonitorBane



GravatarWe all know what movie was based on that...

Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up IMDB.com.


GravatarI wonder how Eli feels about the leather bustier action.


Gravatarnow i want coffee ice cream with hot fudge bbl


GravatarShaw Kenawe - word.


GravatarThe Reluctant Astronaut?

Saw a DVD 4-pack at Virgin Records the other day - the Don Knotts Collection.

Included "Ghost and Mr. Chicken," "Shakiest Gun in the West," "Reluctant Astronaut" and "Love God".

Almost worth getting, if the price is right...


GravatarWhat role could Michael Madson be less suited for?
attaturk | Homepage | 01.20.07 - 10:29 pm |

Erin Brokovich. Peter the Great. Severin (from Sacher-Masoch's Venus in Furs). Cardinal de Richelieu. Laurence Olivier. Tojo. Tito. Mao. He could preolly play a good Ho Chi Minh though.


GravatarA very high percentage of Asians are lactose intolerant. That's why there is very little cheese in their cuisine.


GravatarWhat role could Michael Madson be less suited for?

Gandhi?


GravatarI really need to get ready for bed, but the new kitten is sitting on my legs.

You cat people will know where of I speak.


GravatarIsn't this fon, tena?

Oh. She's not here.


GravatarJust a driveby OT whore: latest Frank Rich is posted. Me, I'm gonna read more about American myths then sleepytime. l8rh9rs.


GravatarNo "Incredible Mr. Limpet?"


Gravatardave™©,

Got any "The Putz is Nutz" bumperstickers?



(halo-tosi-scan fuck you all to hell, 10,000 times.)


GravatarWow, quoted my drivel from two days ago. Thenkew!


I worked in a lab that suddenly got a whole bunch of Chinese chemists. They would see us old timers going out for Pizza every once in a while at luch and one day one of them asked me to take then to "the Pizza restaurant".. I said sure. Five of us went to Pizzaria Uno together (no comments, please, we worked far from true civilization). We all ordered two pizzas to share, and after they saw it they realized it HAD CHEESE ON IT!!!! None of them ate their magical dish cause they were lactose intolerent. But they learned a great lesson of some kind about Amerika. It can suck, but its nice to be included.


GravatarI wonder how Eli feels about the leather bustier action.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere

I got $5 says he's for it.


GravatarThe National Weather Service are such drama queens

...HEAVY SNOW WARNING IN EFFECT UNTIL 9 AM CST SUNDAY...

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

EXPECT TOTAL SNOW ACCUMULATIONS BETWEEN 5 AND 7 INCHES BY SUNRISE
SUNDAY MORNING.

:rolleyes:


Gravatarmikeg--I think it's the other way around. Little dairy in the diet; the gene for lactose tolerance turns off.


GravatarSorry I bailed - V. called me up to review some possible headers for the new blog.

So I'm kinda behind on the movie and the thread.

Many thanks to Whiskey, Stu, Old Man, fourlegs, and everyone else who said nice things about my photos - that made my day.

(And Old Man was spot on about how many shots it takes to get a good one. Ugh.)


GravatarAlmost worth getting, if the price is right...

I picked that up last year, but I had to buy The Incredible Mr. Limpet separately. It's an outrage!


GravatarDammit, I mozzarella stop this now!!!
Sarah Deere, Recalcitrant
No doubt that will make you feel cheddar.
Deacon Blues

nope. Just left wondering if emmenthaler is....(like Peggy Lee).


GravatarThat's why there is very little cheese in their cuisine.
mikeg | 01.20.07 - 10:33 pm |

Other way around: many did not have cows for a long time. You can still find many Lawson's and Hot Spars in Japan today that can't grok stocking milk properly. It's something that's still new to them. If they'd been consuming milk like an Indian or a European for a few centuries, there's be more lactose tolerance.


GravatarNo "Incredible Mr. Limpet?"

That's the flaw that kept me from buying it on the spot.


GravatarI got $5 says he's for it.
Deacon Blues |

I would agree


GravatarGot any "The Putz is Nutz" bumperstickers?


That's a good 'un... might have to make up a few...


Gravatar[coke for sallyh]


GravatarEli--so you missed the leather bustier swordfight.


GravatarNo "Incredible Mr. Limpet?"
That's the flaw that kept me from buying it on the spot.


I thought it was a little fishy myself, but it's Universal vs WB.


Gravatardon't buy cheese, rennet.


GravatarI actually like my nude self portrait.
fourlegsgood

Does it grace the Internet?
Thers, Ethics God |

I saw it. It leaves me feeling a little frosty.
Tom - 大肚


OMFG! FOURLEGGERS--YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING. Yes. Yes I was shouting. I want to see your nekkedness. Hahahahahahahaha.


GravatarIn re: lactose tolerance--

Very interesting story on that as an example of recent evolution last month in the NYT.


Gravatarthe leather bustier swordfight.

I gotta say...that conjures up more than one possible image.


Gravatarnope. Just left wondering if emmenthaler is....(like Peggy Lee).
Sarah Deere, Recalcitrant

I know there's no flirting allowed, but your ability to pun is making me fondue


Gravatarkty--can you top that coke off with a shot of vodka?

Gracias


GravatarPatrick Swayze, NOOOO!


GravatarI once has a leather sword bustier fight.


GravatarEli--so you missed the leather bustier swordfight.

I paused it, so I'm just lagging behind. I won't miss one single second of leather bustier goodness.


GravatarPatrick Swayze, NOOOO!

It's my way or the Highway.


GravatarWT:

"of hormones"


GravatarIn fact, there it is now!

"Your form is weak... and lacking passion."


GravatarOther way around: many did not have cows for a long time. You can still find many Lawson's and Hot Spars in Japan today that can't grok stocking milk properly. It's something that's still new to them. If they'd been consuming milk like an Indian or a European for a few centuries, there's be more lactose tolerance.
kty |


Perhaps this is why dairy is a lot more common here on the south China coast. From their love of ice cream to steamed milk and fried milk. Definitely not what you'd expect from a lactose intolerant culture.


GravatarIf you're one of us, you'll eat the pie.


GravatarEly--a good thing. At least Monsieur says so.


GravatarChrist almighty! I've been namestollen while online. WTF? Anyway fourleggers, tell all!


GravatarSo part of the surge is to have Kurdish forces go into Baghdad and patrol areas. We'll have to show the curds the whey.


Gravataryour ability to pun is making me fondue
Deacon Blues

I would never string you along, but you romano me of what it was like once to be young and flirtatious!


GravatarVery interesting story on that as an example of recent evolution last month in the NYT.

Very interesting.


GravatarYou are both correct of course. That's what I was trying to convey but I bungled my syntax.


GravatarWow. I wish I knew what you all are talking about. I'm lost.


GravatarBloodRayne is actually not much worse than Eragon...


GravatarVery interesting story on that as an example of recent evolution last month in the NYT.

I'm lactose tolerant but I'm the only one among my siblings and my father was intolerant, too. Yet our roots are certainly within the cattle rearing tradition and all my siblings did fine with milk until adulthood. It looks like something more is going on than basic lactose intolerance.


GravatarShaw: How was the restaurant?


GravatarNO FLIRTING!

That can lead to people giving people head cheese.


GravatarI actually like my nude self portrait.
fourlegsgood


Me? Not so much. At all.


GravatarSo part of the surge is to have Kurdish forces go into Baghdad and patrol areas

..and the Kurds, who apparently do not have a stupid tolerance gene, are deserting in huge numbers rather than sticking themselves in the middle of an Arab civil war in which they feel little or no sympathy for either side


GravatarSaw a DVD 4-pack at Virgin Records the other day - the Don Knotts Collection.
Included "Ghost and Mr. Chicken," "Shakiest Gun in the West," "Reluctant Astronaut" and "Love God".


No "Apple Dumpling Gang?" MY brother would find that an outrage.


GravatarWow. I wish I knew what you all are talking about. I'm lost.
Shaw Kenawe |

several things at once, I think - which is why it's confusing!

Jump right in. You'll be as relevant as anyone.


Gravatardid you pay to see Eragon, or did your date buy u the ticket?


GravatarI learned today a long heavy snowstorm can bring disch satellite television to a halt--"unusable signal" mmm. ah, but the net rocks on! Bring holy joe to Kansas. We'll put him on ice, under ice, or however you want him served.


GravatarThat can lead to people giving people head cheese.
rorschach, MonitorBane

ooooo.....surge!!!


Gravatari just got back from reading the 200+ comments to jay carney's january 17 "swampland" post in re "mystery" sacking of the as-yet-unknown-number of us attorneys http://time-blog.com/swampland/ 2...g_massacre.html (does that turn into a link? i am techno-lite). it was a saturday night massacre -- of jay carney. really outstanding comments. it's completely absent any response from jay or anyone else at swampland acknowledging the devastation his ignorant words have wrought. i guess, really in the end, there IS nothing else to be said, so ...


Gravatardid you pay to see Eragon, or did your date buy u the ticket?

I paid. It actually worked very well as parody - we were biting our hands to keep from cracking up in the theater.


GravatarJim | 01.20.07 - 10:44 pm | #

Too bad they can't give us lessons on how to achieve peace in difficult situations.


GravatarEli--so waiting for Eragon on Netflix is a good idea?


GravatarLa la la bustier - it shows your boobs nicelay....


GravatarI would never string you along, but you romano me of what it was like once to be young and flirtatious!
Sarah Deere, Recalcitrant

Dairy good times they were


GravatarI learned today a long heavy snowstorm can bring disch satellite television to a halt--"unusable signal"

how much snow have you had so far?


GravatarEli--so waiting for Eragon on Netflix is a good idea?

Oh yeah. It's hilarious.


Gravatar
That can lead to people giving people head cheese.


Manchego over there and stop 'em?


Gravatarvox clamantis in red state

when I had satellite, I could get a picture by knocking the snow off the dish, if the cloud cover, wind, snowfall wasn't too bad, then I could get a picture.

Blizzards always seemed to hit on Sundays when a new Sopranos was on


Gravatar"Master, the dhamfir has come to her senses and delivered the heart."


Gravatarkaren: yea, I have seldom seen so competent and thorough a thrashing as that dipshit got for that post. THey should just throw in th etowel at Swampland, or else take a different approach. In this medium, THEY are the clueless newbies.


GravatarI know candles are all the rage for interior decorating but Ben Kingsley's castle overdoes it.


GravatarManchego over there and stop 'em?
virgotex


It's Idiazabal, but not likely.


Gravatar

I learned today a long heavy snowstorm can bring disch satellite television to a halt--"unusable signal"


On tuesday/wednesday, I learned that an inch of ice encasing the dish does much the same thing.


Gravatar THey should just throw in th etowel at Swampland, or else take a different approach. In this medium, THEY are the clueless newbies.
Bad Art


I have to admit I enjoy watching Klein twist in the wind whilst hoisted with his own petard. and li'l Ana Marie seems to have retreated back to Wonkette form, abandoning any pretense of Serious Journamalism


Gravatar Manchego over there and stop 'em?
virgotex

It's Idiazabal, but not likely.
SteveLG, proudly pre 9/11 | 01.20.07 - 10:48 pm | #


Now you're just trying to get my goat.


GravatarWhat used to be the Dust Bowl is now the Snow/Ice Bowl.


GravatarSheets, people.


GravatarJeepers H. Christmas. Are you peeps tripping here? I feel like you folks are on another planet. Hahahahaha. We need more Dr. Pepper and less Dr. Feel Good.


GravatarDairy good times they were
Deacon Blues

Asiago very much agree with you. Those were such cultured times, too.


GravatarWe need more Dr. Pepper and less Dr. Feel Good.

well, that's a matter of opinion!


GravatarCoT--and that wig! My god, what did they do, pick them up in the clearance aisle at Naimi's?


Gravatar
Now you're just trying to get my goat.



whatchèvre


Gravatar"will begin to hedge their bets, and the militias and the Al Qaeda terrorists will just hold back until the day we're gone, and then chaos will break out, and unfortunately as McCain says, we'll probably be back there in a larger war, you know, two, three, four, five years"


Unlike the Chaos today.

And Mccain says we will be back in a bigger war? With what? We couldn't put down Canadian Invasion right now. (Look at al the comedians, please!, before it is too late!).

Oh well, let Joe L. keep prattling on. The more he talks, the more he looks like a doofus. The population ain't so blinded now. Mccain too, let him waffle left, right and all directions. The two of them are defining themselves in the public's eyes daily.


GravatarNow you're just trying to get my goat.
rorschach, MonitorBane


It was a pretty close chevre.


GravatarNight, peeps. Always a treat.


GravatarLieberman acts like a general in the movie Gallipoli, just keep sending the solidiers over the hill to their deaths, until you run of men. I guess that is a plan that is different from the democrats.
Republican Plan (and just a few of them at that): our plan is to keep sending men until we run out of men, show the world the wekness of our armed service, run out of money, run out of equipment, cause of we don't the enemy will know how we can run out of men, and reslove and money and...show our weakness, etc, blah blah.
Lieberman, McCain Guliani, Bush the scum of the earth,
let's send their children next, cause you know, it's so important to fight over there.


GravatarWe need more Dr. Pepper and less Dr. Feel Good.

well, that's a matter of opinion!


Hahahahahaha. Indeedy! Love ya.


GravatarI like what diogenes says above. Bush and company should be reminded that Gallipoli was a Churchillian gambit.

Lieberman and the gang don't get it that everyday we remain in Iraq our country grows weaker.

Sadly, as of today, we still have two more years of the Bush gang remaining.


Gravatarsteady,{boom] stay the course. Steady[boom] stay the course. steady[boom]stay the course.......we will prevail [boom] steady..........aghhhh


GravatarYou can't lose when you're playing with other people's money.


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