I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Haloscan, bite me.
That's depressing.
Jon Stewart said tonight that we've hung all our hopes on Barack Obama even though his last name is one letter away from the most hated man in America, and his middle name... He said it'd be like having a candidate like John F. Kennedy, only with the name of "Gaydolph Shitler."
2012...?!
2012? Celebrity Deathmatch: Chelsea vs Jenny&Not-Jenna
They'll Pelosi around about supporting our troops.
2012?
Biden vs. McCain Cage Match.
In 2012 we might be in a global war if the defense of Bush's pecker takes precedence of anything else.
Obama's name is irrelevant, like pundit fantasies about a Kerry-McCain ticket. The fact that it is discussed anywhere only depresses when you consider how sinister is the name "Bush."
I think they'll leave it for the 2016 candidates to clean up.
2012? It'll be a Clinton or a Bush.
Goddess help us all.
51st State?
I think Cheney's already making plans for 2012.
2012?
Biden vs. McCain Cage Match.
SteveLG,
C'mon! do you really think McCain will last that long? I wouldn't be surprised if after he flames out, he retires to an "Elder Stateman" position at NBC news.
As for Biden, he might as well change his name Paulson.
i don't remember them ever getting this much coverage in a national election two years out...
I think Cheney's already making plans for 2012.
SteveLG, proudly pre 9/11
I hope they have to do with dirt baths.
2012? Celebrity Deathmatch: Chelsea vs Jenny&Not-Jenna
SCISSORFIGHT!!!
I think cyborg Cheney's already making plans for 2012.
Well, thank god. That's more than enough time spent contemplating Lieberman. Leaves such a nasty taste in one's brain.
Probably wait a Friedman for the latest "initiative" to play out
Dude, 2012... that's almost like 2112!
John McCain will be a Priest from the Temple of Syrinx!
(Furious drum solo)
I think Cheney's already making plans for 2012.
SteveLG, proudly pre 9/11
Yeah, mahogany or simple pine?
We'll be sending all the dirty hippy prisoners over there as cannon foddr. Right after their forced lobotomies heal.
2012...?!
It's a mad, mad Mad MAX world!
i don't remember them ever getting this much coverage in a national election two years out...
'Cuz nobody can wait for a change in WH occupants?
They've been putting polls on the St. Pete Times homepage for a few days now, about who you'd vote for in the Dem primary and then the Repug.
Any thoughts on what the 2012 candidates for president will do about Iraq?
they will be too busy negotiating extradition agreements to turn over war criminals.
Wouldn't it be nice to have some kind of a reamer to clean the brain of all politics like once a year? It would be very pleasant to have no opinion on anything.
Yeah, mahogany or simple pine?
A pyramid of black granite.
In 2012 we might be in a global war if the defense of Bush's pecker takes precedence of anything else.
Echidne of the snakes
can't we rip that foul member out by its black roots...?
The Origins of the Military Coup of 2012
Lieutenant Colonel Charles J. Dunlap, Jr., USAF
The present article is adapted from his National War College student paper that was co-winner of the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff 1991-92 Strategy Essay Competition, in which students from all the senior service colleges compete.
Here, Shaw Kenaw. A cool, refreshing Coke pour vous.
As for Biden, he might as well change his name Paulson.
Jim
He's the Twenty-first Century Harold Stassen (if Kucinich isn't).
can't we rip that foul member out by its black roots...?
Sarah Deere, Recalcitrant
Good idea. Who's brought tweezers?
Any thoughts on what the 2012 candidates for president will do about Iraq?
Promise indictments?
Here, Shaw Kenaw. A cool, refreshing Coke pour vous.
mikeg
Muchas gracias, amigo.
In 2012 we might be in a global war if the defense of Bush's pecker takes precedence of anything else.,/i>
I think the war on the climate will have been lost by then, and we will all be running for cover from the weather.
Let's see, Obama will be up for reelection, the war crimes trials for the entire Bush regime will be over, and the GOP won't really exist anymore, so I think it'll all be ok.
What can I say, I'm an optimist. 
Wouldn't it be nice to have some kind of a reamer to clean the brain of all politics like once a year?
I call it "vodka".
Stewart also did Lieberman as Droopy Dawg tonight. (I am going to try not to talk about this all evening.)
2012... that's a fuckload of Friedmans.
you are very funny, atrios. there will be no "2012," only life in the year 0, where cheney and his descendants enjoy the moorlock reality underground in a mineshaft, after the nu-ku-lar holocaust has extinguished the rest of us, thanks to global climate change and war in iran/all of the ME.
clearly, i need to go out and pick up a woman, or got to sleep. sorry for the interruption.
Won't Biden's hair plugs have reached their expiration date by 2012?
Stewart also did Lieberman as Droopy Dawg tonight. (I am going to try not to talk about this all evening.)
Silleigh
You saw him live? Or was he on teh TeeVee?
I'm aimin' for the Republican's being as dead as the Whigs by 2012.
"Questions will be asked! People will be held accountable! Speeches will be made!"
Obama is a dangerous Muslim extremist.
What show was Jon Stewart on tonight?
Criswell predicts that the world will end in 1999, so forget about 2012.
you are very funny, atrios. there will be no "2012," only life in the year 0, where cheney and his descendants enjoy the moorlock reality underground in a mineshaft, after the nu-ku-lar holocaust has extinguished the rest of us, thanks to global climate change and war in iran/all of the ME.
clearly, i need to go out and pick up a woman, or got to sleep. sorry for the interruption.
chicago dyke | Homepage | 01.20.07 - 10:56 pm | #
I for one am deeply concerned about our mineshaft gap.
And also about your lack of woman.
Obama is a dangerous Muslim extremist.
And Hillary is a dangerous lesbian who shoots people and is married to youknowwho (the man who caused everything go wrong) and Lieberman is the last honest man.
We'll be all out of soldiers by then, I wich I could find a source other than Capital Hill Blue for this:
Pentagon planners this week warned President George W. Bush that his "troop surge" plan could double U.S. casualties in Iraq in the coming year and result in 10,000 or more American deaths by the end of 2008.
In a classified assessment memo, military experts predicted violence against U.S. troops will increase "at a sustained pace" and concluded that increasing the use of soldiers for house to house searches in Baghdad will "dramatically alter" the "ratio of casualties to actions" in that civil-war torn city, says a military source familiar with the memo.
The Pentagon report admitted battle weary soldiers are more prone to mistakes that lead to casualties and noted that military personnel sent to Iraq for third and possibly fourth tours increase the odds that those soldiers will become casualties of war.
The memo concluded that American military deaths could top 6,000 by the end of 2007 and exceed 10,000 or more in 2008 with more than 100,000 wounded and/or maimed for life ...
You saw him live?
Yeah. Killer. And this is a man you do NOT want to heckle. Apparently some people had season passes, and were too stupid to realize they might hear, as he put it, "what I do on television every night."
Good idea. Who's brought tweezers?
SteveLG, proudly pre 9/11
:-D :-D :-D
By 2012 I want a frickin' flying car. And a jetpack.
only life in the year 0,
Panic in the Year Zero... here
yes, please, tell all of us to poor/cheap/whatever to have cable what jon stewart did tonight! inquiring minds wanna know! or anything else that i normally can't see because i've only got airborne tv ...
Any thoughts on what the 2012 candidates for president will do about Iraq?
what is this Iraq that you speak of?
2012, as a nearly-palindromic year, will no doubt be another good year for the Republican Party. /MSM
clinton will run as tough guy hillary, and demand that bush send 20,000 more troops...that bush is weak and she is strong
obama will run as your next door neighbor
lieberman will start a new party, 'americans for lieberman"
mccain will run as dumbya's friend
sam brokeback will be silly
And this is a man you do NOT want to heckle.
Jackass: The Studio Audience Edition
Wouldn't our presence in Iraq in 2012 mean that a Repuke won the election in 2008? I certainly hope a Dem preznit would end the clusterfuck.
Silleigh: What? Was Stewart playing a casino in Atlantic City again?
ror, i don't suffer from a lack, but a surfeit of women. sigh. they're too young, too (ahem) sex oriented. that's my problem.
"Questions will be asked! People will be held accountable! Speeches will be made!"
kty
late night: hahahahahaha. that's what i meant to say. gnight, chillens. K&Y: there are some fun things floating around about Quantico just now, if you can find them. i encourage you to look. and remember: our drinking days in the corps. surely there will be (even more) books about it.
good night, bats.
that those soldiers will become casualties of war.
I hate that fucking phrase. I like Lard Ass instead
If we're still fucking around in Iraq in 2012 Jim Webb will stage a coup.
Yeah. Killer. And this is a man you do NOT want to heckle
I would have to bestir myself from the La-Z-Boy for that one. I saw Lewis Black last year, that was cool.
"And I promise that in 2012, we will raid the compound in Paraguay and bring the most hated war criminals in history to justice. Now please rise for the Pledge of Allegiance: Fuck Joe Lieberman, with a rusty chainsaw...."
Assuming we succeed in our mission, this alternate 1985 will be changed back into the real 1985, instantaneously transforming around Jennifer and Einie. Jennifer and Einie will be fine, and they'll have absolutely no memory of this horrible place.
Marty McFly: Doc... what if we don't succeed?
Doc: We *must* succeed.
Who are you going to vote for in the year 2525?
Wouldn't our presence in Iraq in 2012 mean that a Repuke won the election in 2008? I certainly hope a Dem preznit would end the clusterfuck.
flory | 01.20.07 - 11:01 pm | #
Not if it's Clinton.
flory, clinton will not end it
"Questions will be asked! People will be held accountable! Speeches will be made!"
kty
Non-binding resolutions will be passed... or at least robustly debated.
Who are you going to vote for in the year 2525?
Thers, Ethics God | Homepage | 01.20.07 - 11:02 pm | #
You are presuming that man is still alive, and woman can survive, I take it?
but a surfeit of women. sigh. they're too young, too (ahem) sex oriented. that's my problem.
jeez,some people have all the good problems.
God said to Abraham kill me a son
By 2012 I want a frickin' flying car. And a jetpack.
Thers, Ethics God
What you'll have is 327 more ragged urchins.
With poopy diapers.
What? Was Stewart playing a casino in Atlantic City again?
He does stand-up about once a month, the snoozepaper said. He said it "gives him something to fall back on." :D
Who are you going to vote for in the year 2525?
Soylent Green Party
vs
Silent Running Party
Who are you going to vote for in the year 2525?
Thers, Ethics God | Homepage | 01.20.07 - 11:02 pm | #
You are presuming that man is still alive, and woman can survive, I take it?
I actually liked that one (ducks under watertiger's desk)
The idea that we'd be in Iraq in 2012 is beyond appalling.
We'll be all out of soldiers by then, I wich I could find a source other than Capital Hill Blue for this:
if that is the only source, then it is almost certainly not true.
You are presuming that man is still alive, and woman can survive, I take it?
thanx for the earworm
God said to Abraham kill me a son
You must be puttin' me on.
For the 2012 campaign, I vote for Logan. I'd love to see Logan's run.
My prediction for 2012 is that there will still be American troops in Iraq.
The idea that we'd be in Iraq in 2012 is beyond appalling.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
though not unbelievable, unfortunately, Grandmere.
I always associate the 2525 song with "We're on the Eve of Destruction" in thet tape loop in mah haid.
Flory--no, that's Thers.
m afraid they don't agree with me that the consequences of pulling out would be a disaster for everybody, including most important, us
***
Joe Fuckingman, do you hate the Iraqi people? What about the death and destruction we have wrought in their lands to their peoples? Is that not the distaster most important.
Joe, McGovern was saying that the 13 military bases that we have built over there in the last three years are the size of small cities.
Is that the disaster for us? That the billions we have spent have gone to our own ends and we can not leave them behind?
thanx for the earworm
virgotex | Homepage | 01.20.07 - 11:04 pm | #
Bwahahaha!
I mean, Thers started it!
Who are you going to vote for in the year 2525?
the one that won't fuck around with my got-damn soshul seckurity!
I actually liked that one (ducks under watertiger's desk)
There are ducks under watertiger's desk?
Iraq will be no more by then. Seriously. The Kurds will be independent. The Sunnis and Shiites will have undergone ethnic cleansing to form either (a) independent countries or (b) merged with a neighboring country.
Logan's Run Party
Soylent Green Party
Silent Running Party
Planet of the Apes Party --
--sorry, that last one is actually here today.
I actually liked that one (ducks under watertiger's desk)
Actually caught The Fella semi-rocking out to that one the other day. Heh. He's loading up his iPod by decade.
Who are you going to vote for in the year 2525?
Kodos.
flory, clinton will not end it
joe in oklahoma
Yeah she will. If she's elected she'll want a second term, and by the time the MSM and the GOP get done with her first term, it'll be "Hitlery's War". Her only hope for re-election would be to end it.
I always associate the 2525 song with "We're on the Eve of Destruction" in thet tape loop in mah haid.
Bad Art
oh, well, shit...Barry McGuire ear-worm...shit.....
if that is the only source, then it is almost certainly not true.
The Old Man From Scene 24
They've cleaned up their act a little, but still your are correct.
Oh my.
This year, no such insults will be directed at the President, because the correspondents’ association has hired as entertainment the impressionist Rich Little, who calls himself “basically a Republican,” and whose jokes are reminiscent of Ronald Reagan’s, though without the edge.
Rich Little, like Richard Cohen, assures us that he is funnier than most comedians living today.
http://www.newyorker.com/talk/
co...a_talk_goldberg
If I put the tinfoil helmet on my prediction for 2012 is this: We will still be in Iraq but in some sort of mopping up operation. Something bad is going on about IRaq and some nonmilitary bad stuff is happening, perhaps an epidemic. - Now remove tinfoil helmet. But my earlier predictions from under one have all been correct so far.
God say yeah
I actually liked that one (ducks under watertiger's desk)
There are ducks under watertiger's desk?
Thers, Ethics God | Homepage | 01.20.07 - 11:05 pm | #
I cannot confirm that, but I have been goosed there.
Simpons Kodos
or Star Trek Kodos
I mean, Thers started it!
Did not.
The Kurds will be independent.
with or without Kirkuk? The Turks won;t let that go down....
Abe say "What"?
a little more Little
He promised to use mostly political material, though, along these lines: “They said we’re going to send jets to Israel this year, but what the hell would they do with a bunch of football players?” Iraq jokes, however, are out. “I do have a funny line on that,” he said, and he began to imitate the current President: “George W. Bush here. I tell you, I’m between I-raq and a hard place.”
Little paused, and said, “That’s funny. But, believe me, you won’t hear the word ‘Iraq’ out of my mouth the whole evening. They know I’m a safe bet over there at the White House.”
1watt Hermit -
got the link to that Capitol Hill Blue story?
There are ducks under watertiger's desk?
Thers, Ethics God
You'd think the noise would scare them away.
God say you can do what you want to
Any thoughts on what the 2012 candidates for president will do about Iraq?
You can't make a fist if you've got slippery hands.
new drapes already?
God said Abe you can do what you want but...
The next time I see you comin' I better run.
Where you want this killin' done?
You can't make a fist if you've got slippery hands.
masculine_monica_nyc | 01.20.07 - 11:08 pm | #
Actually, slippery hands make fisting much more pleasant for all involved.
TMI?
We've left Scifi and moved to Blaxploitation.
Soul Plane on BET.
Who to vote for in 2012?
Dreamscape Party
Damnation Alley Party
No Blade of Grass Party
Where you want this killin' done?
All together, now....
Damnation Alley Party
Just yesterday I had a flash in my head of Paul Winfield getting eaten by bugs.
Soul Plane on BET.
It certainly has its moments, that one. Queen of the Damned is watchable tho.
Upstairs, on Highway 61.
God said out on Highway 61. [slide guitar]
In 08, the candidate or candidates who make the strongest commitment to break our dependence on foreign oil, will win...
Check out Brian Schweitzer doing this week's Democratic Radio Address for a potential 2012 candidate on Iraq.
The next administration will put even more troops in the Middle East, after a draft. Troops from Europe, acting independently, will be there, too.
Atrios Atrios Atrios...
they won't DO anything about Iraq....
but that first 6 months of 2013 will be crucial....
sigh
yeah...
.
Actually, there's a very good chance we may be out of Iraq by early 2008, if for no other reason than to keep the Republican Party from utterly imploding.
Nuke it?
Any thoughts on what the 2012 candidates for president will do about Iraq?
Order more killer robots from the Carlyle Group's subsidiary.
The Aku Party (I like Samurai Jack) though I think that's the Republican Party secret name today.
What will the 2012 candidates say about Iraq? Here's one statement:
"We need to stay another six months to prevent the last 100 Iraqis from killing each other!"
Let's get rid of boosh in 2007,
before another soldier goes to heaven.
2012 is when the Mayan Calendar ends. Anything beyond that is wishful thinking.
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