I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
No not me.
Hello.
hello moonbats 
Nice going, bluesman. I was still two threads down because I was cooking.
Haven't been by in a couple of days either, Just dumb luck.
Atticon!
Atticon!
Atticon!
Police angry over briefings used to divert attention from Government difficulties
top of the thread, Go to Joe's Blog!
British children - taught to HATE.
It don't matter to meeee...
/Bread
I also want to say that whoever is being *difficult* when it comes to Vicki is going to get me in a lather if it doesn't stop. I have a couple of guesses as to who that is.
Stop it. Now.
SMILE.
Am I on the blogroll yet?
Atrios hates me.
Okay, I give up. 4000 quatloos to be on the Atrios blog roll.
Oh and of course...
Repeated metablogwhoring
is the whoriest whoring
there is.
or better yet, try Joes Blog!
The American military certainly isn't stopping the attacks in Iraq. We really need to leave now.
It don't matter to meeee...
/Bread
Zap Rowsdower, Dog Hous'd | Homepage | 02.03.07 - 5:16 pm | #
damn, now that's cruel and unusual
Am I on the blogroll yet?
Atrios hates me.
Okay, I give up. 4000 quatloos to be on the Atrios blog roll.
spocko | Homepage | 02.03.07 - 5:16 pm | #
Oh yeah? He hates me more, I betcha.
Am I on the blogroll yet?
Left a comment for you two threads away.
You rock, btw.
Who's being difficult with Vicki?!
Someone is going to get a nerve pinch if they are!
I swear if anything other that Pon Far gets my blood boiling it's people picking on my friends.
Do I hear fight music in the background?
Harry Potter nude!
http://rantsfromtherookery.blogs...nude-
actor.html
Acting in the play: Equus.
Thanks for the notice that there was a new thread! I mean it - I appreciate it.
Do I hear fight music in the background?
I'm watching the Food Channel. Sorry.
You know what?
When I was in high school, it was cool not to be a part of all the big clubs, societies, etc.
So I, Zap Rowsdower, am declaring, here and now, that the next cool thing is *not* to be blog rolled by these elitist, Chevron-fed bloggers.
It's how I became punk.
Who's offering me 300 orgasms?
Zap, why are you still in the doghouse?
Flowers. Candy. Bended knee apologies.
Who's offering me 300 orgasms?
flory
I thought that was those Christian gentlemen on the lower thread.
Who's offering me 300 orgasms?
flory | 02.03.07 - 5:20 pm | #
Who isn't?
So I, Zap Rowsdower, am declaring, here and now, that the next cool thing is *not* to be blog rolled by these elitist, Chevron-fed bloggers.
It's how I became punk.
Hey! Me too!
Thanks for the notice that there was a new thread! I mean it - I appreciate it.
Tena | Homepage | 02.03.07 - 5:19 pm
Having been deserted many times with a glass in my hand and a lampshade on my head, telling hilarious jokes to an empty room...
I always go back down to tell people the party has moved.
But I just got here....
Can I bitch here about not being blogrolled?
"Who's offering me 300 orgasms?"
--flory
Hell, I'd settle for 150.
Thanks pie.
Saw it.
Of course my financial situation didn't change after all this crap.
What they don't talk about when it comes to whistleblowers is that after the story blows over, what do you do?
I wonder if I can get some of that wingnut welfare?
Any suggestions? Hoover Institute? TrimPac? AEI (home of Lynn Cheney) Oh I know, the Caryle Group! George H.W. Bush's home!
Do you suppose Disney would hire me? Hmmmm.
Reminder: I have actual cats; Atrios appears not to.
So I, Zap Rowsdower, am declaring, here and now, that the next cool thing is *not* to be blog rolled by these elitist, Chevron-fed bloggers.
You realize, of course, this makes NTodd the ultimate in kuhl?
Flowers. Candy. Bended knee apologies.
No way, pie. Can't buy my way outta this one.
(mind you, I didn't do anything physical, cheating-wise, etc. but plenty bad)
the blogging underground lol
Liza's first husband:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K...h?v=Kgq1g-
2cQ54
I used to punk, once.
Who's offering me 300 orgasms?
flory
I thought that was those Christian gentlemen on the lower thread.
Tena
I was trying to see if I could get something ecumenical going.....
Can I bitch here about not being blogrolled?
Dr NTodd, Articulate Negro | Homepage | 02.03.07 - 5:21 pm | #
Only after you give me 300 orgasms like a good Christian.
And I still have to sign away my prized possessions to get a box of Claritin-D.
I just don't feel like getting up.
it used to be about the music man!
Who's offering me 300 orgasms?
flory
I don't think that word means what they think it means.
(mind you, I didn't do anything physical, cheating-wise, etc. but plenty bad)
Did you break her nose and cheekbone? I did that once.
Reminder: I have actual cats; Atrios appears not to.
Dr NTodd, Articulate Negro | Homepage | 02.03.07 - 5:22 pm
My! You are so... clean and articulate!
Love Lola's spread paw ready to whap. I hope their play does not end with squeaks of pain...
Of course my financial situation didn't change after all this crap.
You did an incredible amount of legwork and took a bunch of crap for this.
That's quite a resume.
"Who's offering me 300 orgasms?"
--flory
Hell, I'd settle for 150.
mer
I'd settle for five.
I ain't greedy.
Ecumenical eh? I think I had a meal in Ecumenical once. Back in '74.
we need some recent photos of Wiley and Gizmo you know.
the red sofa.
Who's offering me 300 orgasms?
flory | 02.03.07 - 5:20 pm | #
Who isn't?
rorschach
Ecumenical!!!
Come sit over here by me.
Okay, now I heard footsteps going out. Half hour later there seems to be another guy yelling up there. You'd think if she is running a bawdy house she would have at least carpeted.
Am I on the blogroll yet?
Atrios hates me.
as long as he lets me walk the streets on this side of town...
i somehow feel the need to say i saw the Birdman from Alcatrez last night. which i thought a very good movie,tho it had major flaws.
yeah i know, who cares, but it's sticking with me, and for the most part i hate movies. why did i like it?
It don't matter to meeee...
/Bread
Dude, you weren't in the Princeton Record Exchange today, were you? Cause they played a Kiss album, then some soundtrack album with that Bread song on. I thought I was a gonna die.
(mind you, I didn't do anything physical, cheating-wise, etc. but plenty bad)
Sometimes, you just have to let people be mad for a while.
Only after you give me 300 orgasms like a good Christian.
As I good Satanist, I'll give you 666 orgasms.
Did you break her nose and cheekbone? I did that once.
Egads, good sir!!
(btw, no)
Red Sox fans don't root for Yankees,
Yankee fans don't root for Red Sox,
Chiefs fans don't root for Raiders, etc. And Detroit fans don't root for Chicago teams.
I ain't rooting for da Bears. Not happening.
Ecumenical!!!
Come sit over here by me.
flory | 02.03.07 - 5:24 pm | #
Yes, mistress.
Zap.
I want you to be happy.
How can you fix it?
Reminder: I have actual cats; Atrios appears not to.
Dr NTodd, Articulate Negro
That Sam is a handsome critter!
Sometimes, you just have to let people be mad for a while.
Define "a while".
Do I hear fight music in the background?
That's the fight music from Star Trek. You geek.
As I good Satanist, I'll give you 666 orgasms.
Dr NTodd, Articulate Negro | Homepage | 02.03.07 - 5:25 pm | #
I luvs me some lucifer.
charley
Why did you like it? I don't know. Tell me which scene is replaying over in your head and them maybe I can figure it out.
I hope their play does not end with squeaks of pain...
Nope, it's all in good fun.
Megachurches show the Superbowl?
Wow. Everytime that I think it's gotten as bad as it can get, it gets worse.
On a happier note, it appears that the squirrels, perhaps merely to mock me and to show me in what contempt they truly hold me, may have left uneater a few of the tulip bulbs that I planted. Otherwise, my garden is a muddy mess right now.
Sometimes, you just have to let people be mad for a while.
Define "a while".
6, maybe 7 years, tops.
i somehow feel the need to say i saw the Birdman from Alcatrez last night. which i thought a very good movie,tho it had major flaws.
yeah i know, who cares, but it's sticking with me, and for the most part i hate movies. why did i like it?
charley
It took liberties with the real story but Lancaster was wonderful in that movie.
Define "a while".
24 hours usually does it for us. The idea that everything will be okay all the time is pretty ludicrous, if you think about it. We don't fight much, but when we do, it's pretty rough. So we steer clear of each other until we can talk sanely.
As I good Satanist, I'll give you 666 orgasms.
Dr NTodd, Articulate Negro | Homepage | 02.03.07 - 5:25 pm | #
I luvs me some lucifer.
rorschach
The devil you say!
6, maybe 7 years, tops
Oh, I can hold a grudge WAY longer than that.
Well, the McCain doctrine is in full swing and Bagdad is burning. Congratulations to all the ass-holes who voted foor this insanity...
You'd think if she is running a bawdy house she would have at least carpeted.
The carpet ballers.
Heed their dollars.
Jennifer | 02.03.07 - 5:25 pm |
Thank you Jennifer. I alway wonder how to say that so people understand.
Da da da da da da da da da da da.
DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM
Da da da da da da da da da DA da.
DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM
Just doesn't cut it somehow.
That earworm, that voice, those lyrics -- arrrgghhhh!!!
So we steer clear of each other until we can talk sanely.
Molly Ivors, practically Jan | Homepage | 02.03.07 - 5:27 pm | #
BORING!
Megachurches show the Superbowl?
Wow. Everytime that I think it's gotten as bad as it can get, it gets worse.
Isn't it an admission that there's something their constituents love better than Jeebus?
I'm surprised they don't show big-screen Nascar behind the pulpit, frankly.
How can you fix it?
Honestly don't know, pie.
We're nicer to each other right now, but there's that underlying tension that's still lingering.
We'll just see...
Zap Rowsdower, Dog Hous'd, are you speaking to each other? Sometimes that helps.
The idea that everything will be okay all the time is pretty ludicrous, if you think about it.
Heh, shoulda had you teach Stef a thing or two about reality. BTW, we sign our papers tomorrow at 11. Court should rubber stamp them quickly...
a recent demo against the privatisation of the NHS - Beds not bombs
(mind you, I didn't do anything physical, cheating-wise, etc. but plenty bad)
Did you leave the toilet seat up again? Stretch out her favorite lingerie wearing around the house?
6, maybe 7 years, tops
Oh, I can hold a grudge WAY longer than that.
Well, there will always be stuff you don't forget. The question is learning to manage it.
Oh, I can hold a grudge WAY longer than that.
Uh oh.
For the record, I hold a grudge for about 30 femtoseconds. But I do retain a catalog of grievances for Festivus, and just in case somebody starts being an asshole.
Of course part of it is the name
The Birdman of Leavenworth prison isn't as sexy sounding.
why not just bounce it and see just what goes well
Well, there will always be stuff you don't forget. The question is learning to manage it.
I guess I should be using the sarcasm tag.
Dr NTodd,
On a Sunday? How odd. I had to take a day off work.
a recent demo against the privatisation of the NHS - Beds not bombs
Ooh, maybe if we sent 21,500 beds to Iraq, that would win the war.
As I good Satanist, I'll give you 666 orgasms.
Dr NTodd, Articulate Negro | Homepage | 02.03.07 - 5:25 pm | #
I luvs me some lucifer.
rorschach
The devil you say! - Terry C, Pelosi Fan
Oh great, I've just stumbled into pun Hell.
Oh, I can hold a grudge WAY longer than that.
Yes, see today's NYT crossword 59 across: Tiger's quality.
Red Sox fans don't root for Yankees,
Yankee fans don't root for Red Sox,
Chiefs fans don't root for Raiders, etc. And Detroit fans don't root for Chicago teams.
I ain't rooting for da Bears. Not happening.
My proudest moment as a Celtic fan was the year they were losing the final Eastern Championship game to Philly and in the final minutes the Boston crowd started to cheer, "Beat L.A., Beat L.A."
I guess I should be using the sarcasm tag.
I don't think there was ever a smiley for that.
On a Sunday? How odd. I had to take a day off work.
Oh yeah, today's not Sunday. I mean Monday. I'll be hanging out at NTodd's Pa's tomorrow.
Did you leave the toilet seat up again? Stretch out her favorite lingerie wearing around the house?
Honestly, she leave the seat up more than me (and I don't).
are you speaking to each other? Sometimes that helps.
Oh yeah...we talked.
I'll just leave it at that.
I'm surprised they don't show big-screen Nascar behind the pulpit, frankly.
Here we go.
I guess I should be using the sarcasm tag.
Sarcasm: the rhetorical device of deceit ...
and then ...
ATTACK!
The devil you say! - Terry C, Pelosi Fan
Oh great, I've just stumbled into pun Hell.
bo | 02.03.07 - 5:30 pm | #
100% guaranteed ta kill ya and make agave blue.
Here we go.
Sorry, didn't mean to open an old can of worms. I have great respect for genuine spirituality, but the WalMart religions disgust me.
I think Pats fans are prolly pulling for the Colts to win. Makes our team look like a higher class of non-winners.
Isn't it an admission that there's something their constituents love better than Jeebus?
It's just all so twisted and tangled up, all the patriarchy and hatred of sex, attended by "allowed" sex like cheerleaders, mixed up with the emotional outlets of religion and sports (feigned war) and sex and then brewed into a stew of commercialism and . . . .
Well, it's too weird for me.
But then, I get all lost in things like tulip sprouts, so it's likely just that I'm unfit to live in this society.
It's freaking 2 degrees with a 20 below wind chill. Fortunately I have a crockpot full of bouef bourgignon a la moi-meme cooking away downstairs and the house smells delicious.
Oh yeah, today's not Sunday. I mean Monday
raising a glass to you.
WalMart religions disgust me.
But they have such low everyday prices!
Zap,
Maybe it's because we're both of the sullen Irish stewer variety, but we do better not talking for a bit.
100% guaranteed ta kill ya and make agave blue.
I don't understand your pun.
A big screen plasma TV is the perfect expression of American religiousity.
It's all about the goods. Money is the only true religion in this country.
Ya, know, I wouldn't mind seeing things play out this way;
Frist Rummy, (check)
then Rice
then Cheney,
then Bush,
then Pelosi!!
bouef bourgignon a la moi-meme
DETAILS! Can you cook it with out a Crockpot?
WalMart religions disgust me.
At least they have smileys!
It's all about the goods. Money is the only true religion in this country.
Jennifer
Boy, isn't that the truth!
Sarcasm: the rhetorical device of deceit ...
And the main reason, apparently, that I wound up in the 8th ring of Hell.
But at least I'll have company.
But they have such low everyday prices!
Yeah, but it's a cheap religious buzz that breaks the first time you try to do a good deed, sometimes before you get out of the parking lot.
The idea that everything will be okay all the time is pretty ludicrous, if you think about it.
there were times when I would look at Mr. QL in utter disgust and wonder what the hell I was thinking when I married him. Especially during the first ten or twenty years.
The Baptist's get more like the Catholics every day.
I like watching Rugby Union
I'm surprised they don't show big-screen Nascar behind the pulpit, frankly.
ABC evening news had a segment on Toyota getting into NASCAR. They hired one of the big time drivers, and he's catching a bunch of shit from the fans. They interviewed some of the bubba fans, and they weren't happy about them foreigners getting into the sport.
We'll just see...
You love her enough to stick it out?
And she you?
It's a tough road, and just when you think it's all going your way, life intrudes in a big way.
Forget life for a while and enjoy each other.
Maybe it's because we're both of the sullen Irish stewer variety, but we do better not talking for a bit.
Hmmm.
And what suggestions do you have for us mutts?
(btw: shockingly, the Shins concert sold out. guess i'll try and go to TVOTR)
A big screen plasma TV is the perfect expression of American religiousity.
It's all about the goods. Money is the only true religion in this country.
Jennifer
I think that about covers it.
It's all about the goods. Money is the only true religion in this country.
Jennifer
I'll bet on that!
-Bill Bennett
What they don't talk about when it comes to whistleblowers is that after the story blows over, what do you do?
or as Karl Malden tells Burt Lancaster after Burt pulls one over on the system thru an orchestrated public relations campaign, "don't forget the public has a short memory."
it's a good thing you did Spocko. every little bit counts.
I also have a soft spot for the Skiiing and Figure Skating.
But at least I'll have company.
[waves]
At least they have smileys!
rorschach
You had to go there, didn't you?
And what suggestions do you have for us mutts?
Make bacon.
course when I am home its sport all the time as my dad is a sports fanatic, its why he pays money to the Dirty Digger, for the FA Premier League and now the Cricket.
I like Eurosport though.
there were times when I would look at Mr. QL in utter disgust and wonder what the hell I was thinking when I married him. Especially during the first ten or twenty years.
I always insisted that I be able to close a door.
I have no idea how my sister can survive in that tiny apartment of hers with her boyfriend du jour.
And what suggestions do you have for us mutts?
Dunno. I do know that if one person is a stewer and one person is a talk-it-outer, things are usually pretty rough and a lot of adaptations are needed.
spocko - I talked about you a lot in my class on blogs yesterday at the USPTO.
WalMart religions disgust me.
I'm surprised Malwart hasn't started their own religion. Imagine the tax money that save. "Worship" could consist of prowling the aisles dumping Pampers into carts.
Make bacon.
She don't dig on swine.
I have no idea how my sister can survive in that tiny apartment of hers with her boyfriend du jour.
I think the last two words answered your own question.
I also have a soft spot for the Skiiing and Figure Skating.
Figure skating is to me what NASCAR is to its fans: I watch it for the spectacular crashes.
You had to go there, didn't you?
Zap Rowsdower, Dog Hous'd | Homepage | 02.03.07 - 5:35 pm | #
Yeah, I really did.
Sorry to hear about you and Zapette.
Greenwald discusses the efforts made by Hillary Clinton and John Edwards to suck up to AIPAC...
Enforced orthodoxies and Iran
http://glenngreenwald.blogspot.c...s-and-
iran.html
I think the last two words answered your own question.
They tend to last for about 4 YEARS, though.
I'd kill the guy in a matter of 4 WEEKS.
I'm a Reformed Costcoan
I'd kill the guy in a matter of 4 WEEKS.
watertiger
Yeah.
I have friends who've managed to stay married by living in two different cities for about 10 years now.
I'm a Reformed Costcoan
Reconstructionist Costcoan here.
Figure skating is to me what NASCAR is to its fans: I watch it for the spectacular crashes.
watertiger | Homepage | 02.03.07 - 5:37 pm | #
ha thats true, seeing a ice skater doing a triple loop de loop axel and falling on their arses.
during the Winter Olympic I remember watching this Ice Dancing couple and the male partner dropped the female and the female have him the look of death, she was really, really pissed off.
I can't imagine what happened off screen.
Oh yeah. The money. You know I was keeping ABC and Disney updated every step of the way about my little deal. But it just wasn't COSTING them enough money. The heck with what the hosts were actually saying. That was FINE. It was the MONEY.
So now if they want to go back and say, "We had no idea!" They are not being honest. ("I don't think anybody could have predicted that these bloggers would take our words and send them to our advertisers.")
how about Cross Country skiing?
thats just mad.
Afternoon all.
Where is the "my blog is not on the blogroll" complaint department?
They tend to last for about 4 YEARS, though.
I'd kill the guy in a matter of 4 WEEKS.
We once took Rosie to pediatrician when her ear started oozing: the doc was shocked that she hadn't been screaming for days. "She must have an extraordinarily high pain tolerance.
I'm with Molly -- the suburban mega-churches strike me as faith lite. But then again, I may be missing the point altogether -- there seem to be a lot of people who love their Willow Creek.
But anyway. My parish (an urban Irish Catholic parish that likes to party) will probably be showing the game on the big TV in the social hall, with pizza, beer, wine, snacks for the kids, etc. And there'll probably be thirty or forty people there, maybe as many as gather at the little tavern on the corner.
It's about community, about social life, not about worship. The parish throws wine & cheese parties for newcomers, organizes buses to baseball games, has barbecues on the lawn, & all sorts of stuff like that; why not have some of the gang over for the big game?
I have friends who've managed to stay married by living in two different cities for about 10 years now.
I was just having this conversation earlier today - I said that maybe Woody Allen and Mia Farrow (all the other mishegas aside) had the right idea, living in separate apartments.
my father at the moment is sin Switzerland on a skiing holiday.
Greenwald discusses the efforts made by Hillary Clinton and John Edwards to suck up to AIPAC...
Talk is cheap. So damn cheap.
Cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap.
I'm out.
Have a good one.
Costco rocks.
Figure skating is to me what NASCAR is to its fans: I watch it for the spectacular crashes.
We were obsessed with that guy Johnny Weir (aka: Rufus Wainwright) during last years olympics.
He was funny.
Figure skating is to me what NASCAR is to its fans: I watch it for the spectacular crashes.
I just never got what people got out of watching 400 miles of left turns.
She don't dig on swine.
Maybe she should wander the Earth and have adventures like Kane...
USPTO.
Dr NTodd, Articulate Negro
Whoo Hoo!
What is the USPTO?
Seriously, people have been sold a bill of goods. Especially women. They all expect to meet that special someone and go off into the sunset of a perfect life. It just doesn't work that way, despite what a half hour sitcom tells us. People just smell bad sometimes and don't always behave as they should. I'm not saying you should settle for just anyone, but if the love is there, it is worth working through the pitfalls.
I mean Caine. Kane had adventures, but he had lots of money.
watertiger - I developed a theory years ago - it involved a duplex with a one-way doggie door that you could push the kids through and lock whenever you had enough.
American Figure skating has gone to the dumps. The TV audience is 25% of what it was ~ 4 years ago. People are blaming it on all the 'Made-4-TV" pro extravaganzas that are on all the time. Me, I still enjoy having the camera closely follow a 16 YO girl in a tiny skirt skating around, bent over for 20 seconds before spinning in the air and landing on her tush in an icy explosion. But I am a rare patron of the fine arts.
Bye Pie!!!
Alexei Yagudin and Evgeni Plushenko
People just smell bad sometimes and don't always behave as they should. I'm not saying you should settle for just anyone, but if the love is there, it is worth working through the pitfalls.
Yep.
I always insisted that I be able to close a door.
I have no idea how my sister can survive in that tiny apartment of hers with her boyfriend du jour.
Were your boys semitic?
'Cause then you'd need a boyfriend Jew door.
What is the USPTO?
US Patent and Trademark Office. I'm teaching new examiners (the Business Methods art) about e-commerce, e-business and new IP apps.
"She must have an extraordinarily high pain tolerance.
Hell is other people.
And, of course, blogrolls.
well, yeah, Burt was great, obviously.
the flaw was they didn't focus on the relationship between him and the warden enough. rather they wasted time on the mom, the outside love interest...
it's all about fight'n the man, per example atrios' little green man at the top of the page.
we don't have to take this shit lying down. even when we know we'll lose in the end.
or as i said in at NTodd's, sooner or latter we all end up in Cornwallis's cave. which actually means the little guy can win. so can he?
Eurosport is great that way.
all day they have live wintersports and in the summer its the Tour de France.
I mean Caine. Kane had adventures, but he had lots of money.
Dr NTodd, Articulate Negro | Homepage | 02.03.07 - 5:41 pm | #
Whatever you say, Rosebud.
I just never got what people got out of watching 400 miles of left turns.
Karl Rove is asking Nascar to start making them right turns.
People just smell bad sometimes and don't always behave as they should. I'm not saying you should settle for just anyone, but if the love is there, it is worth working through the pitfalls.
[NTodd weeps, then his head explodes]
my father at the moment is sin Switzerland on a skiing holiday.
Ski Sin Switzerland?
Hell is other people.
And, of course, blogrolls.
watertiger | Homepage | 02.03.07 - 5:42 pm | #
Hey, don't get me Sartred.
I just never got what people got out of watching 400 miles of left turns.
These are the people who will, invariably, be ahead of you on the highway with the turn signal on for the duration.
i don't quite know why i like Figure Skating.
probably the costumes and the crashes.
the more sequins you wear the more likely you are to my crash LOL
Shit...I said "we".
simels...error...etc.
Hell is other people.
And, of course, blogrolls.
Hell is other commenters.
David (Austin Tx)
Hi David!!
Yes you ARE NOT on the Blogroll.
I've offered Atrios 4,000 Quatloos and still. Not. on. the. blogroll.
I was just having this conversation earlier today - I said that maybe Woody Allen and Mia Farrow (all the other mishegas aside) had the right idea, living in separate apartments.
watertiger
It works for some people. If I was married to Woody Allen, it would require different galaxies, but there you go......
It's about community, about social life, not about worship. The parish throws wine & cheese parties for newcomers, organizes buses to baseball games, has barbecues on the lawn, & all sorts of stuff like that; why not have some of the gang over for the big game?
Some of what Molly is saying about the megachurches as entertainment I think it absolutely right. But I also remember in Bagnoreggio, Italy, when the group I was with sang a concert in their church. The whole town showed up and afterward, a wine bar was opened in side the church. Two doors were opened, a table set up in the doorway and two young ladies sold glasses of wine.
That was pretty damn nice.
I thought hell was other drivers.
Sign the petition:
http://ga4.org/campaign/
stopthes...w6ibd6i296nw637
*more likely
Hey, don't get me Sartred.
rorschach
How about Camused?
It works for some people. If I was married to Woody Allen, it would require different galaxies, but there you go......
Well, there's that.
Our landlords in our Park Slope place had a great arrangment. She lived on the first floor, he on the second. They'd been together 45 years. I loved walking up the stairs- the parlor level always smelled of wonderful cooking (they were Caribbean), and there was a television on. Then the next level smelt like aftershave and his radio was always tuned to salsa.
I just never got what people got out of watching 400 miles of left turns.
Ask Mitch Hedberg.
It's all about the Tide, baby.
Hell is other people.
A week ago, my friend who is in hospice requested that we don't take shifts to come sit with him for 3 - 4 hours each day while his partner is working.
We got to thinking about it, and he had not been alone in a room for the past 4 months during any part of the night or day.
I told him, I don't know how you made it that long. I would have been throwing things at people by the end of the first month.
NTodd, you should do a picture book of your pack. I think it would be a great success.
i guess there is the choreography and whats music the skaters will be using.
hah at the recent European Figure Skating Championship this Belgian, Kevin Van Der Perren did his Long Programme to the theme tune to Pirates of the Caribbean.
he won a bronze medal.
Whoops. Wrong petition!
http://ga4.org/campaign/stopthesurge
People just smell bad sometimes and don't always behave as they should. I'm not saying you should settle for just anyone, but if the love is there, it is worth working through the pitfalls.
ql in ny
But how do you fall in love with somebody that smells bad?
I have friends who've managed to stay married by living in two different cities for about 10 years now.
Starting on year four, and really need to pull the plug on this. Been draggin' my feet because I can't figure out what's equitable with respect to retirement funds, if any. Currentlly sending her more of my paycheck than is reasonable and that's only doable since I'm living with my aunt and mother. That's gotta change, though. Another bullet I'm reluctant to bite.
I thought hell was other drivers.
A short course of the human ego:
On the road of life
Everyone ahead of me is a fatassed slowpoke.
Everyone behind me is a reckless speed freak.
Our landlords in our Park Slope place had a great arrangment. She lived on the first floor, he on the second.
Heh, sounds like the arrangement a friend of mine would love. They own a two-family house; he'd love nothing better than to move into the downstairs apartment. "I'll be up for dinner!"
Here's a great article about the mega-church here in the TC's.
The guy who runs it plainly said in one sermon that the church body should vote for one Michelle Bachmann, so there you go...
(BTW: is Village Media as fucked up everywhere as it is here?)
But how do you fall in love with somebody that smells bad? - flory
Clothespin or chronic headcold.
Fucking ingrate.
I was just having this conversation earlier today - I said that maybe Woody Allen and Mia Farrow (all the other mishegas aside) had the right idea, living in separate apartments.
watertiger
They never married.
A fact of which I am sure Mia is glad.
Tiger's quality was "ferocity." That was one hard puzzle.
The guy who runs it plainly said in one sermon that the church body should vote for one Michelle Bachmann, so there you go...
The First Church of the Bachmann Turnout Voter Drive.
Thank You!
Yes you ARE NOT on the Blogroll.
I've offered Atrios 4,000 Quatloos and still. Not. on. the. blogroll.
spocko
Standards, they just aren't what they used to be.
Tiger's quality was "ferocity." That was one hard puzzle.
Well, there's that.
But how do you fall in love with somebody that smells bad?
Ask Zapette.
The First Church of the Bachmann Turnout Voter Drive.
[laughy face] [laughy face] [laughy face]
We got to thinking about it, and he had not been alone in a room for the past 4 months during any part of the night or day.
I told him, I don't know how you made it that long. I would have been throwing things at people by the end of the first month.
Jennifer
The one and only time I landed in the hospital as an adult, I wanted to scream at all the people showing up to visit. The caring was wonderful, but I was in pain and just wanted to be left alone. So I'd pretend to fall asleep so they'd leave.
I'm going to hell aren't I?
You know Zap I wonder about that. That is the ONE big no no that they aren't supposed to do. But they just can't help themselves. Why do they get away with it?
Because one will turn them in!
Now of course they will have people who disagree, but to be the actual person who tapes the sermon and then sends it to the IRS? You would be kicked out of the community. And most people don't want that, especially if they joined the church.
I thought hell was other drivers.
Hell is the driver in front of you, who keeps changing lanes in front of you, and wont let you pass.
Happens all the time, here.
The First Church of the Bachmann Turnout Voter Drive.
Thank You!
driftglass
You are so damned wrong that you're right'd.
LOLOLOL
I said that maybe Woody Allen and Mia Farrow (all the other mishegas aside) had the right idea, living in separate apartments.
Sister res and Not-BIL-res have been together -- in separate quarters -- for eleven years. It works for them.
The relationship thing can be hard, but I think if you know what your non-negotiables are you can then compromise on the other stuff. Nobody's perfect, but to have a best friend is wonderful.
But how do you fall in love with somebody that smells bad?
Ask Zapette.
Zap Rowsdower, Dog Hous'd | Homepage | 02.03.07 - 5:49 pm | #
Or miriam.
Don't ask me; I don't love myself.
I'm going to hell aren't I?
I can get you a good table near the fire.
I'm going to hell aren't I?
flory | 02.03.07 - 5:50 pm
Are you sure you aren't there NOW?
Ask yourself. Who is the president? Who is the VP?
But how do you fall in love with somebody that smells bad?
flory
Clothespin on the nose?
But how do you fall in love with somebody that smells bad?
smell worse.
I witnessed a spectacular figure skating crash once. When my kid was into skating, we went to one of those pro skating exhibitions. A pair were skating and they lost their balance. The girl landed face first on the ice and got up with blood pouring down her forehead, looking like she was in WWE Smackdown. When they came out for their bows at the end of the program, she had a big hunk of white gauze taped to her dome.
I'm going to hell aren't I?
My younger sister asked us not to come and see her because she got upset and felt she was ok when we hadn't been there recently.
The relationship thing can be hard, but I think if you know what your non-negotiables are you can then compromise on the other stuff. Nobody's perfect, but to have a best friend is wonderful.
Ka-CHING!
And what kind of coke would you like Mr. Bo?
Don't ask me; I don't love myself.
rorschach
Don't ask me; I don't love myself, either.
(hmmm...that could be a problem)
That's gotta change, though. Another bullet I'm reluctant to bite.
bo
That's gotta suck. My friend's situation is much the same. They'd be divorced if they had to live together but the financial stuff makes it tough, so they live in different cities and stay together.
The one and only time I landed in the hospital as an adult, I wanted to scream at all the people showing up to visit. The caring was wonderful, but I was in pain and just wanted to be left alone. So I'd pretend to fall asleep so they'd leave.
I'm going to hell aren't I?
flory
No, you're not. This is one reason I am always kind of hesitant to visit when someone I know is in the hospital. I feel the same way - "please don't come see me - I feel and look like shit." My husband, however, better damn well show up.
[smile]
Thousands of people have protested in Madrid against negotiations between Spain's government and Eta, a Basque separatist group.
Organised by the Foro Ermua group, Saturday's march was backed by the opposition Popular Party (PP).
Mariano Rajoy, the PP's leader, and Jose Maria Aznar, a former prime minister, attended.
The crowd shouted slogans calling for the resignation of Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero, the socialist prime minister.
An Eta ceasefire ended last December when a bomb blast in at Madrid airport killed two Ecuadorians. The attack led the government to cancel a nine-month-old peace process.
http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/
...5F985718329.htm
watertiger, of course it's hard to know what the non-negotiables are until one gets a little bit older. That's why I think early marriages aren't always very successful.
fuck it. the claritin can wait until tomorrow.
But how do you fall in love with somebody that smells bad?
Ask NTodd's ex-wife.
A truck bomb has exploded in a food market in a predominantly Shia area of Baghdad, killing at least 130 people and wounding more than 300 others.
The attacker was driving a truck carrying food on Saturday when he detonated his explosives, destroying shops and stalls that had been set up in the busy outdoor Sadriyah market, police said, giving the casualty toll.
Officials said nearby hospitals were being flooded with victims from the blast.
The blast occurred at 4.40pm as the market was crowded with people buying food for their evening meal.
http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/
...ED08FA8F548.htm
spocko,
It won't get you blogrolled, but you can have a Seething Webb on me anytime you want. I hope the ghost of Lon Simmons walks the halls of KSFO, terrorizing those fascist asshats.
cosmosis | 02.03.07 - 5:52 pm
I had just watched a marathon of "American's funniest home videos"
And then I went to the ballet in SF.
I think I was the only one in the audience WAITING for one to fall.
I would have burst out laughing.
I would have gotten Such a Shush!
Don't ask me; I don't love myself.
rorschach
Don't ask me; I don't love myself, either.
(hmmm...that could be a problem)
Zap Rowsdower, Dog Hous'd | Homepage | 02.03.07 - 5:53 pm | #
You and me need to hook up, for one regrettable night that would only add to our respective self-loathings.
Dr. Duncan, your uptight, clannish nature and ungenerous spirit have begun to this a painful place to visit. You'll pay, every dog blogger has his day.
Are you sure you aren't there NOW?
Ask yourself. Who is the president?
that reminded me of my mother's response to a doctor asking her that question to assess her declining cognition and memory. This was during the heighth of Monica-gate.
"I don't remember his name but he's in a hell of a lot of trouble right now."
But how do you fall in love with somebody that smells bad?
Ask NTodd's ex-wife.
ntodd's massive ego
When I shower I smell okay.
watertiger, of course it's hard to know what the non-negotiables are until one gets a little bit older. That's why I think early marriages aren't always very successful.
just cuz they give you a license doesn't mean you know how to practice.
flory,
I had surgery about six years ago and these really well-meaning people showed up one hour after I was out of recovery.
I always enjoy talking to my friends when I am half-anesthetized and have a bag of my own urine hanging alongside my bed.
You and me need to hook up, for one regrettable night that would only add to our respective self-loathings.
My vision of Utopia, I tell's ya!!
But how do you fall in love with somebody that smells bad?
Ask NTodd's ex-wife.
Oh please. NTodd has the AXE Effect.
You and me need to hook up, for one regrettable night that would only add to our respective self-loathings.
"You and I." By that I don't mean you and I, but you know. I could be videographer.
I think I was the only one in the audience WAITING for one to fall.
man, you ever SEE a ballet dancer's toes?
That is some seriously jacked up shit.
I always enjoy talking to my friends when I am half-anesthetized and have a bag of my own urine hanging alongside my bed.
res ipsa loquitur
I'm laughing and sympathizing at the same time.
bo Thank you. But, what ARE the definitive ingredients of that cocktail?
I can get you a good table near the fire.
watertiger
Wouldn't want to put anybody out.
And I've noticed there's a lot of personal advice here on loving somebody that smells bad. Which leads me to believe its a good thing we're all virtual friends, eh?
I always enjoy talking to my friends when I am half-anesthetized and have a bag of my own urine hanging alongside my bed.
Hey, whatcha doin' next weekend?
man, you ever SEE a ballet dancer's toes?
That is some seriously jacked up shit.
watertiger
Seen pictures. Very seriously jacked up shit.
I think George W Bush has a persistent rectal itch that he seeks to alleviate with his tongue.
"You and I." By that I don't mean you and I, but you know. I could be videographer.
Git, you perv.
I said that maybe Woody Allen and Mia Farrow (all the other mishegas aside) had the right idea, living in separate apartments.
watertiger
and here i was, thinking all it took was separate beds. indeed, absence makes the heart grow fonder...
Jennifer | 02.03.07 - 5:56 pm
You got that right Jennifer. At Eschacon the chick were ALL over him. Like white on rice. (Can I say that?)
Spocko, since you asked so nicely:
bouef bourgignon a la moi-meme
DETAILS! Can you cook it with out a Crockpot?
Yes, you can. Any big ol' stew pot that you can put on the back burner and let cook real slow all afternoon will do fine.
Here we go.
a pound or two of boneless short ribs (I've got 1.5 in today's stew)
some cabernet
some beef stock
a clove or two of garlic
an onion or two
two or three stalks of celery
a pound of sliced mushrooms
a bay leaf
thyme
worcestershire sauce
Chop the onions & garlic. Slice the celery stalks. Sweat those together in a big covered pan until the onions are transparent and the celery slices start to wilt. Throw 'em in the stew pot with the sliced mushrooms.
Cut up the short ribs into more or less bite-sized pieces and brown them in the big covered pan. Throw them into the pot, too, along with the juice from the pan.
Some people would prefer not to use the pan juice -- there's a lot of fat there. If so, adjust the quantity of beef stock accordingly.
Add maybe half a cup of beef stock (I like the stock that comes in packages like juice boxes) and about a generous glass of the cabernet. Throw in the bay leaf, a dash of worcestershire, a shake of thyme.
Put the cover on the pot and let it cook on the lowest setting all afternoon. If it boils, the fire's too hot. Taste the sauce every once in a while and add more wine or worcestershire if you think it needs it. Salt & pepper to taste.
I'm going to serve this over mashed potatoes 'cause I like it like that. It's also good over noodles.
flory - when I was in architecture school and working in studio all hours of the night, I often commented that by the time I went home, I smelled like a spoilt pork roast.
Nasty, man. And the caffeine farts. It was not pleasant up there late at night.
You and me need to hook up, for one regrettable night that would only add to our respective self-loathings.
"You and I." By that I don't mean you and I, but you know. I could be videographer.
Dr NTodd, Articulate Negro | Homepage | 02.03.07 - 5:56 pm | #
If I want to objective-ify myself, then I will.
And I've noticed there's a lot of personal advice here on loving somebody that smells bad. Which leads me to believe its a good thing we're all virtual friends, eh?
My blog has no nose.
How does it smell?
And so forth
Dammit. Scroll troll's me. I was posting the recipe for boeuf bourgignon a la moi-meme.
I'll try again.
If I want to objective-ify myself, then I will.
You will always be the subject of my desire.
I'm going to serve this over mashed potatoes 'cause I like it like that.
I'm going to order out.
'Cause I'm a lazy ho.
when I hurt my knee in Switzerland i had to put up with a bloody mosquito while on the morphine.
i could hear the buzzing in the darkness, but that could of been the drugs.
I'll bet Flory smells like flowers.
I really don't ever feel comfortable talking to people unless I have a bag of urine handy.
How do you smell your own breath in any case? By blowing upwards into your nostrils? I wonder if we can really ever smell ourselves.
I sat next to a guy at school who had garlic sammiches for breakfast and I got immune.
i could hear the buzzing in the darkness, but that could of been the drugs.
Did the mosquito have a beak?
Sorry, it's the "In-Laws". And it was a fly, I know.
[glares at the pedants]
man, you ever SEE a ballet dancer's toes?
Word. Talk about suffering for your art!
Hey, whatcha doin' next weekend?
Are you having surgery?
'Cause I'm a lazy ho.
Lazy is not a word I'd use to describe you.
That said, wanna come shovel me out of 12" of snow? I went to get the snow blower, and the damned thing ceased on my because of the cold.
i wanted to cry when my mum and dad left to go back to Wegen and I was in this strange hospital, on painkilling drugs, with my leg in this block.
i could not tell whether I was sleeping or was awake.
I always enjoy talking to my friends when I am half-anesthetized and have a bag of my own urine hanging alongside my bed.
res ipsa loquitur
[laughy face]
You know exactly how I felt!
man, you ever SEE a ballet dancer's toes?
That is some seriously jacked up shit.
watertiger
Pretty much defines deformed.
I'm going to order out.
'Cause I'm a lazy ho.
I'm so lazy, I don't even wanna order out. Do you deliver?
I just went out for a smoke, and it's up to -6!!!
Meeeeeen-ah-sooooo-tahhhh!!!!
Charlize Theron said last night on Conan that a Minnesotan accent is the hardest accent she's ever had to learn. What a wuss.
If I want to objective-ify myself, then I will.
You will always be the subject of my desire.
Dr NTodd, Articulate Negro | Homepage | 02.03.07 - 6:00 pm | #
Hey, I never mess around on the first dative.
flory smells fine.
And she has great shoes.
Speaking of bad smells, am I the only one who's noticed that every other TV ad is for chemical air fresheners?
Am I wrong, or do fundies and Glade plug-ins just seem to go together? You know, along with the floral wallpaper borders in '80s colors.
They give you morphine if yu hurt your knee in Switzerland??!! The most I ever get is fukkin Tylenol and orders to exercise. I'm goin to Switzerland ASAP.
Do you deliver?
So I've been told.
Hey, I never mess around on the first dative.
Are you being accusative of me?
Gene Hickerson is in the Hall of Fame
Justice has been served.
Do you deliver?
So I've been told.
Then I'll have the Cream of Sum Yung Guy, please.
I'm going to order out.
'Cause I'm a lazy ho.
watertiger
I'm going to eat leftover chinese. Cause I was a lazy ho last night.
And it's all res' fault. She started it.
Thanks Strawhat!!!!
I'm not too good at buying meats is there another name for boneless short ribs? Or do I just ask for boneless beef short ribs?
(I've messed up getting pork shoulder instead of some other pork thing)
man, you ever SEE a ballet dancer's toes?
That is some seriously jacked up shit.
watertiger
a week or so ago I read about Darcey Bussell and how she suffered bone spurts which were causing her immense pain.
she had surgery done.
but they seem to survive in painkillers and regular trips to the physiotherapist.
and yet you see a ballet dancer perform the Rose Adagio or some complex dance routine and they make it look effortless.
Cancel my Eschacon reservation. I'll just buy a day pass and heckle, maybe. If you're lucky, and if all the ego bruises and hurt feelings are gone.
I really don't ever feel comfortable talking to people unless I have a bag of urine handy.
It always provides for something to talk about when the conversation flags.
Do you deliver?
So I've been told.
watertiger | Homepage | 02.03.07 - 6:03 pm | #
Bawm chicka chicka baw-row.
I'll bet Flory smells like flowers.
spocko
That's the lavender body lotion.
Just don't come near me at the gym.
Then I'll have the Cream of Sum Yung Guy, please.
Okay now you've gone and got all the guys excited. "Hmmmm. He's offically free on Monday. The trip will take 4 hours each way. If I love now..."
You really shouldn't tease.
'Cause I'm a lazy ho.
watertiger
Mr. QL & I will share a bento box.
So he calls me at work yesterday from DE and tells me he has to stay an extra day cause he just can't wake up. He tells me he fell asleep at the table drinking coffee. So, I say okay, check in later. And he doesn't. Take the phone to bed with me and get up at 3:00 a.m. worrying why he hasn't called, but don't want to call him cause I'm afraid of waking him up. By 9:30 I was dressed and ready to hop on Amtrak to see if he was still alive. I had imagined he had stroked out, had a heart attack, something.
Nope he calls, all chipper, he felt better by 9 last night and stayed up most of the night and just finished a little nap. What he also neglected to tell me was that he was falling asleep drinking coffee because he hadn't slept at all the night before. Grrrrrrrrr.
Are you being accusative of me?
Dr NTodd, Articulate Negro | Homepage | 02.03.07 - 6:03 pm | #
Insert "ablative" pun here.
And she has great shoes.
res ipsa loquitur |
Great purses, a great coat, great jewelry...
when I was in Switzerland I tripped over a railway line.
see over there you can wonder across the railtracks up in the mountains, and they have these jagged teeth which pull up the train up the mountain.
anyways my dad and I had come back from a difficult walk and had suffered a awful bus ride to the station.
so for some reason we decided to rush, my foot got caught on the jagged teeth, threw me forwards so i bashed my knee aganst the mental bar and fell back against the jagged teeth.
If I love now...
If I "love" now?
Insert "ablative" pun here.
I don't get it.
Insert "ablative" pun here.
Damn it, I shoulda said "don't get on my case."
Nope he calls, all chipper, he felt better by 9 last night and stayed up most of the night and just finished a little nap.
I think you deserve dinner for that.
ouch, you deserved the morphine, kid.
spocko,
In a shot glass
1 jigger Blue Curacao
layer on
1 jigger Remy Red
top with gin.
Belted down, should make you feel like this.
OK, if Moon gets to tell her morphine story, I get to tell mine.
When I broke my ankle and finally, hours later, got to G/town Hospital, I managed to convince the doctor that I was in real pain and he was about to order morphine for me. He asked what I did and I told him that I was a lawyer. Jokingly (hahaha) he told the nurse, "Let her wait." Son: "I'm a lawyer, too." D-i-L: "Me, too. A prosecutor." Doctor: "OK, morphine coming right up." It sure did make the pain stop right away.
so I in so much pain, I could not walk without it causing me well pain.
i was a crying so much and my dad was trying to calm me down.
so i was taken on a strecther to the station master's office while he rang up for assistance, so me on the stretcher was screwed to the floor of the train and was taken down to Wengen, so we were then picked up by a ambulance and ferried to the local doctors.
Yes, spocko, just ask for boneless beef short ribs.
Seeing that Zapette and I are agnostic/atheist folk, our levels of atonement are of a lower standard than religious-types.
That's why I'm gonna go do dishes. Gotta count for something, right?
Later!!
(thanks for all the words of encouragement, folks. wasn't asking for it, but you're all very, very understanding, decent people)
And it's all res' fault. She started it.
I have nothing in the house but I don't want to order in Chinese again. Too cold to go out, too.
Bitch, bitch, bitch...
Watching "The Longest Day" There's this dude in it who looks like the male lead from "Aqua" Just put his boots on backwards
Oh, I'll still sock you in the nose, if you want me to, you sick little maso.
[Shriek!} - Moonbootica - Ow!~ owowowow!
That made me hurt all over just reading it.
Insert "ablative" pun here.
Damn it, I shoulda said "don't get on my case."
Dr NTodd, Articulate Negro | Homepage | 02.03.07 - 6:06 pm | #
I decline to comment.
so i bashed my knee aganst the mental bar
ain't that a kick in the head.
but seriously, OUCH. How did you get back down?
And she has great shoes.
res ipsa loquitur |
Great purses, a great coat, great jewelry...
Tena
And really ugly credit card bills....
[smiley face goes here]
Spoke (bitched) too soon...
Weather guy saying it will be 8 degrees tomorrow and not much more until Tuesday late in the day.
( you're all very, very understanding, decent people)
Zap Rowsdower, Dog Hous'd | Homepage | 02.03.07 - 6:07 pm | #
Yeah, says you, ya fucker!
And really ugly credit card bills....
[smiley face goes here]
flory
Yeah, the rest of mine came today, too.
I decline to comment.
Does this bring us back to your proposed conjugation with Zap?
so at the doctors he did a x-ray on my knee, thought i could be sent home but I cried every time i tried to walk on it, so back on the stretcher, down the mountain to Lauterbrunen where another ambulance was waiting for me, which took me to Interlarken Hospital.
I was taken to a examination room and by this time I need to have a wee, so i asked for one of those kidney shaped bowls to relive myself.
the doctor came in and said i would be in for overnight observation and they would discuss whether i was going to have surgery on my knee or not.
WalMart religions disgust me.
But they have such low everyday prices!
IIRC, in the Church of the SubGenius, salvation only costs $1.00 and there's a triple your money back guarantee.
Weather guy saying it will be 8 degrees tomorrow and not much more until Tuesday late in the day.
And me without my muff...
Bawm chicka chicka baw-row.
rorschach |
What does that remind me of the movie Hard Eight?
Oh and here is your movie trivia question of the day.
In the movie "Boggie Nights" the guy who put up the financing, "Colonel James" (the guy whose young date ODed), also did the voices for which famous cartoon characters?
NO LOOKING IN IMDB!
I have nothing in the house but I don't want to order in Chinese again.
Possible Old Russian proverb:
The church is near, but the roads are icy.
The tavern is far, so I must walk carefully.
Watching "The Longest Day" There's this dude in it who looks like the male lead from "Aqua" Just put his boots on backwards
You'll see those boots again.
strawhat, thanks for the recipe! I'm a dedicated carnivore but wife and son won't touch beef unless it is concealed in copious not-beef. This should do quite nicely.
Yikes, posting the recipe not only showed up as a scroll troll (how are you guys able to read it?) but it wiped out my name field.
flory,
You gotta help me find that Marc Jacobs bag. But I don't wanna pay $1K for it. That's insane ...
The tavern is far, so I must walk carefully.
driftglass
Especially on the way home...
Does this bring us back to your proposed conjugation with Zap?
Dr NTodd, Articulate Negro | Homepage | 02.03.07 - 6:09 pm | #
Indeed. And I bet that it will be plu, plu, plu-perfect!
And me without my muff...
I told you, I could be there by 5:30 tomorrow afternoon.
BA DA BING!
I have nothing in the house but I don't want to order in Chinese again. Too cold to go out, too.
Bitch, bitch, bitch...
res ipsa loquitur
Come over to my house. It's about 65 out. We can eat leftover chinese on the balconey.
so next day I am in bed, knee in some sort of block to keep it still, I have not eaten in 24 hrs as they were not sure whether they would have to operate on my knee and put pins in.
luckily they decided I was young and fit enough that it would heal without surgery.
so the day after I was put in a caste and had to have physiotherapy to get me used to being in crutches.
i found out I had managed to rip a bit of bone out of the centre of my knee, fracture it and snapped two of my ligaments.
WalMart religions disgust me.
But they have such low everyday prices!
I'm actually considering converting from Costcoan (Reformed) to Ace Hardwarism, primarily because I've seen Alejandro Escovedo at my local Ace Hardware twice. I think that's a good sign. He's a deep kinda dude.
bo | 02.03.07 - 6:07 pm |
Wow! Can't wait! What city you live in so I can come collect?
In the movie "Boggie Nights" the guy who put up the financing, "Colonel James" (the guy whose young date ODed), also did the voices for which famous cartoon characters?
Answer would be a lot, if what I remember is true.
I was in a caste for six weeks and had to take these drugs for thinning of the blood (injections too)
i found out I had managed to rip a bit of bone out of the centre of my knee, fracture it and snapped two of my ligaments.
Oh sweet mother of god.
Especially on the way home...
The way home is easy because I am top-full of Don't Carishness.
The next day, however, seems to last a thousand friedmans
so next day I am in bed, knee in some sort of block to keep it still, I have not eaten in 24 hrs as they were not sure whether they would have to operate on my knee and put pins in.
sounds like a serious injury. once in oct 2000 i fell outta the 4th floor. my left sacrum broke. dont care man. just bush. sux and vanishes
WalMart religions disgust me.
But they have such low everyday prices!
On Friday Nights some have 2-1 soul savings.
I told you, I could be there by 5:30 tomorrow afternoon.
BA DA BING!
watertiger
See, that NTodd. All the chicks dig him.
Don't be whining about not having offers for action.
The man is a chick MAGNET!
I was in a caste for six weeks and had to take these drugs for thinning of the blood (injections too)
Moonbootica, 21 | Homepage | 02.03.07 - 6:13 pm | #
Brahmin, or pariah?
Oh sweet mother of god.
watertiger
what she said.
it would of cost my dad Ł3000 in medical bills if not for insurance.
and thank god the E-11 covered my stay at the hospital, Switzerland had quietly signed a deal and had not told anyone about it.
so my brother had to fax my E1-11 form to the Hospital in Interlarken.
You gotta help me find that Marc Jacobs bag. But I don't wanna pay $1K for it. That's insane ...
res ipsa loquitur
Surely some street vendor in Times Square has a knockoff by now?
I have leftover fondue from last night and some grapes.
Actually, you might want to send out for the Chinese again.
*cast
apologies for misspelling, a little drunk on wine and trying to type my knee injury story as fast as I could lol
Surely some street vendor in Times Square has a knockoff by now?
They are, undoubtedly, all over Chinatown.
żMooninites?
i found out I had managed to rip a bit of bone out of the centre of my knee, fracture it and snapped two of my ligaments.
Moonbootica, 21
OWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
Jeez, and I complain about a few torn ligaments.....
( you're all very, very understanding, decent people)
Zap Rowsdower, Dog Hous'd
Oh, man. I have a perception problem here.
flory, I have never seen a knockoff of this bag.
They are, undoubtedly, all over Chinatown.
Like white on...something?
Supreme Commander Thor
You probably remember right. But my favorite one is a real obsure one.
Here is his line. "Ookla, Ariel, Ride Hard!"
tigre,
I bet I can get one at those upstairs places in Chinatown, but I'm too chicken to go into those places.
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res,
ohhhh, that is very pretty.
flory, I have never seen a knockoff of this bag.
I'm tellin' ya. Chinatown. I walk past racks of this shit every day.
my dad had to book 3 seats on the plane due to the cast.
we got to go on first and got whizzed around on this milkfloat thingy.
special treatment lol
same on the train to the airport, in a wheelchair and strapped in the luggage/postal part of the train.
The next day, however, seems to last a thousand friedmans
driftglass
That comes to 500 years, as in "the next half a millenium will tell us if Bush's surge will work."
Like white on...something?
RACIST!
If you stare at Eschaton homepage for a while and then move your eyes away you see a nice pink cartoon character.
I've seen Alejandro Escovedo at my local Ace Hardware twice. I think that's a good sign. He's a deep kinda dude.
virgotex
Wow!! I'll trade my Harriet Meiers sighting for one of your Alejandros!
The Alejandro Escovedo String Quartet Show at the Birchmere a month or two back was one of the best shows of any kind I've ever seen, and I've seen some good stuff over the years.
None of his CDs ever seem to capture what's really "Alejandro" about Mr. Escovedo, for me.
so thats my tale of injury in Switzerland.
lesson don't ever try and rush across train tracks
I must say, I'm very amused by my little photoshop job for tomorrow's Firedoglake column.
Like white on...something?
RACIST!
watertiger | Homepage | 02.03.07 - 6:18 pm | #
Don't you mean "rice-ist"?
RIL:
You need to go on a little shopping tour with Tigre.
Hecate,
I want that sooooooooo bad.
You need to go on a little shopping tour with Tigre.
yeah, there are these places in Chinatown and on Bway in the high twenties where the guys on the street corral you and take you upstairs where they keep the really good knockoffs.
Don't you mean "rice-ist"?
"Oh, resorting to puns again?" she asked starchily.
I don't even know if "starchily" is a word.
here it is again, for anyone who got the scroll-troll message last time I posted the recipe:
Bouef bourgignon a la moi-meme
1 or maybe 2 pounds boneless beef short ribs; a pound or so sliced mushrooms; an onion or two; a clove of garlic or two; two or three stalks of celery; some cabernet or whatever red you've got hanging around; some beef stock; thyme, worcestershire sauce, bay leaf, salt & pepper to taste.
Chop the onions, mince the garlic, slice the celery; sweat them in a big covered pan until the onions are transparent and the celery's starting to wilt. Throw them into the crock pot or stew pot along with the mushrooms.
Cut the short ribs into bite-size pieces. Brown them lightly in the big covered pan; throw them into the pot along with the pan juice. (Some people would rather not use the pan juice because of the fat; if so, adjust the amount of beef stock accordingly.)
Add about half a cup of beef stock and a generous glass full of cabernet; the bay leaf, a dash or two of worcestershire sauce, a shake or two of thyme.
Let it stew gently all afternoon; if it boils, turn down the heat. Taste the sauce every once in a while & add more wine or worcestershire. Salt & pepper to taste.
I serve it on a bed of mashed potatoes; you might like noodles. Serve with green salad & more red wine.
There! Did that work?!?!
when the weather changes the knee I hurt still aches.
Like white on...something?
RACIST!
Yes, white is often on racists.
If you stare at Eschaton homepage for a while and then move your eyes away you see a nice pink cartoon character.
Echidne of the snakes
Ah ha! The hidden homosexual agenda strikes again! Won't somebody please think of the children?!
Wow! Can't wait! What city you live in so I can come collect? - spocko
Down the Peninsula a piece. (Flatland) Los Altos.
Here is his line. "Ookla, Ariel, Ride Hard!"
It's probably either Oz or Thundar. Not real sure.
S-M-O-K-E-S!
I don't even know if "starchily" is a word.
watertiger
No. It goes against the grain.
it was fun being pushed around Wengen in a wheelchair.
Don't you mean "rice-ist"?
"Oh, resorting to puns again?" she asked starchily.
I don't even know if "starchily" is a word.
watertiger | Homepage | 02.03.07 - 6:20 pm | #
If inventing words is what you need to do to carb out a niche for yourself, so be it.
(Man, my puns are even starting to annoy me.)
I'm not going to recite my shoulder injury story, but suffice it to say, the video of the surgery is now a teaching case.
Like white on...something?
RACIST!
Yes, white is often on racists.
Dr NTodd, Articulate Negro
I could see where you might have a white on Rice situation . . . but only after she's had a couple of drinks and George is staring to look real good.
Ohhh. I might be able to make that someday. Kitties with Machine guns who 'WOULDN'T want to feel like that when driving back up 101?
the hospital I stayed in was like really plush.
they had orderlies who went round asking for your menu choice.
you got a three course meal.
and the prices increased for a private ward.
I was in a ward with 5 patients, I can't remember but they were all old ladies.
Why did Wrecks address that Democrat's retreat this morning?
I'm out, all. Gotta go check on the stew. Stay warm!
I serve it on a bed of mashed potatoes; you might like noodles. Serve with green salad & more red wine.
Sounds great... I think I'd serve it on some big ol' rigatoni.
while there I met a New Zealand woman who had fallen down a crevasse and was in a even worse shape that me.
Wow!! I'll trade my Harriet Meiers sighting for one of your Alejandros!
The Alejandro Escovedo String Quartet Show at the Birchmere a month or two back was one of the best shows of any kind I've ever seen, and I've seen some good stuff over the years.
It's a tiny little town- Alejandro sightings aren't very rare.
he's going to do a concert here in a week or so- there's a concert series at a local church - I can't wait. I haven't seen him performing live in years.
Ticket prices are $15 for adults, $10 for kids 14-18, kids under 14 free. Pie from Wimberley Pie Company, coffee from Hill Country Natural Foods, and tamales are also available. Susanna's Kitchen is a smoke free and alcohol free venue.
Thundar!!!
Ding Ding Ding! We have a winner.
Now tell the truth did you look it up?
Or are you just as big a fan of cartoons as I am?
There! Did that work?!?!
strawhat
Yes. And it sounds yummy. I saved it.
Give me Morphine
or give me Death!
i really like opiates. it's like you're alive, but who gives a shit.
this is why i can't wait to die.
SMOKES!!!!
If you stare at Eschaton homepage for a while and then move your eyes away you see a nice pink cartoon character.
Echidne of the snakes
Ah ha! The hidden homosexual agenda strikes again! Won't somebody please think of the children?!
Uncle Smokes
there was like a button you could press if you needed pain killing medication.
I could see where you might have a white on Rice situation . . . but only after she's had a couple of drinks and George is staring to look real good.
Supreme Commander Thor | 02.03.07 - 6:22 pm | #
Ew. That's worse than man-on-dog.
video of the surgery is now a teaching case.
David (Austin Tx)
My ears were injured in a rice picking accident.
I'm off, and since I'm so relieved Mr. QL is okay, I will be very nice to him.
have a great evening all.
I'm out, all. Gotta go check on the stew. Stay warm!
I believe they prefer "flight attendant".
Or "little people".
"Oh, resorting to puns again?" she asked starchily.
I don't get it.
Off to carry Laundry. Later.
Oh and hi Smokes!
My ears were injured in a rice picking accident.
Did you get any out?
i really like opiates. it's like you're alive, but who gives a shit.
Yeah- the end of Sid and Nancy was perfectly believable to me. I can imagine lying there watching the room burn and not giving one damn.
That's why they give em to you.
I could see where you might have a white on Rice situation . . . but only after she's had a couple of drinks and George is staring to look real good.
Supreme Commander Thor
I suspect she'd prefer LauWa.
Thundar!!!
Ding Ding Ding! We have a winner.
Now tell the truth did you look it up?
Or are you just as big a fan of cartoons as I am?
I used to be a big cartoon watcher, but not so much these days. I didn't actually look it up, but I have looked up Bob Ridgely's bio before and I remember seeing that besides doing a lot of TV work, he'd done Tarzan and the Oz cartoon and Smurffs and FF and stuff like that. I remember seeing Thundar in the list (one show I've never seen" and I took a shot.
Here is his line. "Ookla, Ariel, Ride Hard!"
I watched that on Saturdays. Dug the sword.
I suspect she'd prefer LauWa.
xptaivcalh
Karen Huge.
End of story.
i really like opiates. it's like you're alive, but who gives a shit.
Yeah- the end of Sid and Nancy was perfectly believable to me. I can imagine lying there watching the room burn and not giving one damn.
That's why they give em to you.
Tena | Homepage | 02.03.07 - 6:26 pm | #
Yay opiates!
I would give them a standing ovation, but, meh.
I could see where you might have a white on Rice situation . . . but only after she's had a couple of drinks and George is staring to look real good.
Supreme Commander Thor
I suspect she'd prefer LauWa.
xptaivcalh
You'd get more activity out of a love doll.
I could see her being the Nutella spread in a Jenna/NotJenna sandwich.
My ears were injured in a rice picking accident.
Blog on the Edge of Forever...
SMOKES!!!!
watertiger
ĄĄĄĄAGUATIGRE!!!!
Ohhh. I might be able to make that someday. Kitties with Machine guns who 'WOULDN'T want to feel like that when driving back up 101? - spocko
Hell, go hog wild and take it to the Nimitz.
If I knew which bar either of them frequented, I'd like to have one ready to down just as Sussman or Savage walked in the door.
I'm out, all. Gotta go check on the stew. Stay warm!
I believe they prefer "flight attendant".
Or "little people
you made me spit my Diet Cuervo Waco
My theory about NASCAR is this: all the fans are relatives (even if distantly related) to the drivers.
I know I didn't get hugely interested in NASCAR until my sister's nephew started racing. Then you end up watching to see if he's going to make it the entire race. He started two Busch races last year and finished only one. In the second race, he had a raft of problems, ending with contact with a wall and a concussion.
So there's that morbid fascination with wondering if a relative's going to end up like Dale Earnhart Sr., in addition to all the other stuff going on.
Stew, huh?
Tomorrrow would be a good day to make stew.
My ears were injured in a rice picking accident.
Blog on the Edge of Forever...
Dr NTodd, Articulate Negro
If a thirty-something Joan Collins comes with it, I'm there.
dumplings
Tomorrrow would be a good day to make stew.
And invite over your best buds...
Blog on the Edge of Forever...
I am trying to construct a blog roll using stone knives and bearskins.
If a thirty-something Joan Collins comes with it, I'm there.
"Comes with it." Oh yes.
My theory about NASCAR is this: all the fans are relatives (even if distantly related) to the drivers.
I have to say I don't have a single relative in racing (if I did I'd be hitting them up for money all the time), but I did some short track stuff when I was a teenager, drinking someone else's car.
Tomorrrow would be a good day to make stew.
And invite over your best buds...
The Kenosha Kid
None of whom smell.
If we attack Iran during the Super Bowl, I wonder if they'll break into the broadcast?
Tony Blair's aides have moved to dismiss talk of him being a spent force and a liability.
He is due to stand down this year but one senior aide said he will be working "flat out" until he announces the day.
Mr Blair has come under pressure to go now after being interviewed as a witness for a second time by police investigating cash-for-honours claims.
Later, he is expected to tell activists Labour will only win a fourth straight election with the right policies.
Mr Blair will appeal to the party to take forward his reform programme and say the next general election will not be decided by "controversy that passes".
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_po...ics/
6326763.stm
I am trying to construct a blog roll using stone knives and bearskins.
Apparently that's what Atrios is doing. Too bad he is illogical and stupid.
Oh and hi Smokes!
spocko
Heewack! Folks greeting me...makes sitting here in sub-zero South Dakota all by my lonesome fun.
drinking someone else's car.
que?
But Atrios redid his blogroll, so Edith Keeler never saw all the anti-war messages, and the atom bomb wasn't developed, so when McCoy went back in time...
And invite over your best buds...
Like tigre and driftglass?
If we attack Iran during the Super Bowl, I wonder if they'll break into the broadcast?
SteveLG, proudly pre 9/11
Don't be silly. Karl would never allow something that would piss off W's few remaining supporters.
If a thirty-something Joan Collins comes with it, I'm there.
"Comes with it." Oh yes.
Dr NTodd, Articulate Negro
Of course, if all the stories about Joan are true (and she seems to collaborate them) "comes" would appear to be the right word. They didn't call her the English Open for nothing, you know.
And invite over your best buds...
Like tigre and driftglass?
Yes! And maybe some others...
All this talk about food reminds me to let you know that having food poisoning is a great diet. Really makes you lose weight, whether you want it or not.
But Atrios redid his blogroll, so Edith Keeler never saw all the anti-war messages, and the atom bomb wasn't developed, so when McCoy went back in time...
Kos could've saved her...
i hear the name Joan Collins and I think shoulder pads.
power dressing.
Don't be silly. Karl would never allow something that would piss off W's few remaining supporters.
Jennifer
Which, the attack, or the interruption of the game?
The Super Bowl is a traditional time for advertisers to roll out their new products.
Noodles or potatoes?
so this person - xptaivcalh - posted a comment at 6:16 and I've been posting as them ever since.
And even tho I changed my name back, I'm them again.
How the fuck does that work?
And invite over your best buds...
Like tigre and driftglass?
Dear Penthouse,
blah
blah
blah
best stew I ever had.
Name and IP addy withheld
we have lots of American students over here in Swansea, so a Superbowl party is held by the student bars.
and of they arrange their own paries.
Echidine,
Do you have food poisoning?
The Super Bowl is a traditional time for advertisers to roll out their new products.
The Kenosha Kid | Homepage | 02.03.07 - 6:34 pm | #
Or, if not new products, at least new ad campaigns.
so this person - xptaivcalh - posted a comment at 6:16 and I've been posting as them ever since.
And even tho I changed my name back, I'm them again.
How the fuck does that work?
Identity theft?
*parties
Couldn't wait, could they?
http://www.comcast.net/sports/
in...vqh=itn_barbaro
Noodles!
i hear the name Joan Collins and I think shoulder pads.
power dressing.
Moonbootica, 21
Cat fights with Linda Evans.
during my first year we had 2 female American students in our flat.
one from Tennessee and one from Chicago.
i hear the name Joan Collins and I think shoulder pads.
power dressing.
When she was being eaten by giAnts in "Empire of the Ants" she was wearing something that could only be referred to as "K-Mart Klassic".
I'm two hours into "The Longest Day' and the alllies are finally going to invade Normandy.
Do you have food poisoning?
res ipsa loquitur
I did, almost two weeks ago. But you have to get back into eating slowly and I've had something other than soups only for a few days so far. Your stomach shrinks and it's hard to eat enough.
But I think there might be more pleasant diets out there. Like a sardine diet or something.
Tomorrrow would be a good day to make stew.
res ipsa loquitur
Tried out my new crock pot today. Just chicken and potatoes with some broth, but it was tasty. What I enjoyed the most, though, was the anticipation, letting that thing simmer and simmer through the day, wondering how the meal would come out.
An anecdote is told of Hitchcock, wherein he watched with fascination as his wife prepared a soufflé, but paced back and forth while it was in the oven. He exclaimed, "We're getting a new oven with a window in the door! I can't stand the suspense!"
Swansea Uni has some of the lowest fees for oversea students so its a popular destination.
foreign students is were universities make their cash.
Echidine, I had it last spring. Ate nothing for three days save water. Then drank only Vitamin water for another three days.
Identity theft?
Echidne of the snakes
Eek!
i really like opiates. it's like you're alive, but who gives a shit.
Yeah- the end of Sid and Nancy was perfectly believable to me. I can imagine lying there watching the room burn and not giving one damn.
That's why they give em to you. -Tena |
Met guy in the 70's. When I knew him well enough I asked him about the scars on his arm. He had been a Green Beret Lt running a team in hill country of Viet Nam. The village was attacked and early on in the fighting he was shot in the arm. The medic bandaged and morphined him and he said he lay their in the midst of the overrun with out a care.
I'm two hours into "The Longest Day' and the alllies are finally going to invade Normandy.
It wasn't call "The Longest Day" 'cause things when like *snap* that!
Off to the church of Costco for Super Bowl stuff.
Catch you batses later.
Lou Dobbs reporting that the Congressional Budget Office is estimating the cost of the troop eacalaion at $50 billion, 5 times higher than the Bushies claim.
Why the discrepency? The Bushies left out support troops, counting only combat soldiers
wrong their dammit, there.
That's it, I'm starting classes at Swansea Uni next September.
I'm two hours into "The Longest Day' and the alllies are finally going to invade Normandy.
The Kenosha Kid
Well, d'oh..."longest" day?
ah my first year at uni seems like years ago.
and I graduate this year.
eeeeeek!
I'm two hours into "The Longest Day' and the alllies are finally going to invade Normandy.
The Kenosha Kid
Don't give away the ending.
Yes! And maybe some others...
Like Simels, and Gummo and Mrs. Gummo...
during my first year we had 2 female American students in our flat.
one from Tennessee and one from Chicago.
Moonbootica, 21 | Homepage | 02.03.07 - 6:36 pm | #
During my first semester of grad school, I had two female Americans in my flat as well.
Good times were had by all.
I'm currently eating steak that I broiled with minced garlic on top. It's divine. Kayla is staring at me. Tell her to stop.
Supreme Commander, sir -- what kind of beverage would you like?
An anecdote is told of Hitchcock, wherein he watched with fascination as his wife prepared a soufflé, but paced back and forth while it was in the oven. He exclaimed, "We're getting a new oven with a window in the door! I can't stand the suspense!"
How I adore thee, Smokes.
Is the first season of "Rome" on DVD?
Well, d'oh..."longest" day?
Yeah, but when Spielberg directed this invasion they were storming the beaches ten minutes in.
the flat I was in was all female.
ours was the quietest and tidiest in the block.
on the bottom floor it was all boys, and one of the flats was called the 'Naked Flat', as the boys there were all sports student and spend most of their time nude or in boxer shorts.
Kayla is staring at me.
My mother to her dog when he does that:
"No begging?"
there was like a button you could press if you needed pain killing medication.
Moonbootica, 21
oh yeah, that's what i'm talking about. ever since i was eighteen i've needed that button. and i'm not eighteen anymore.
that is to say, "you're not in Kansas anymore...
well, that's probably pretty defeatist of me, fuckit, even the Wizard of Oz had good ending, didn't it? i remember the flying monkeys, that's all i remember.
Kayla is staring at me. Tell her to stop.
Dr NTodd, Articulate Negro
She's wondering who changed the rulez so that you get to eat her steak?
Echidine, I had it last spring. Ate nothing for three days save water. Then drank only Vitamin water for another three days.
res ipsa loquitur | Homepage | 02.03.07 - 6:38 pm | #
I believe I have had all of one solid meal since last Saturday.
Kayla is staring at me. Tell her to stop.
Kayla, put your head in his lap. That always works!
Is the first season of "Rome" on DVD?
Yes
then there was the flat who always set the fire alarms off by burning their food in the oven.
and one flat in our block set the fire alarm off at 3 am in the morning by leaving wax candles on the heater.
Kayla! Stop staring at Dr. NTodd, Articulate Negro. Good dog.
[I would never have thought that I would type the words "articulate negro" in my lifetime.]
,i>My mother to her dog when he does that:
"No begging?"
Feh.
Begging works.
Begging works great.
Yeah, but when Spielberg directed this invasion they were storming the beaches ten minutes in.
The Kenosha Kid
Yeah, but as I recall that movie, they didn't liberate Paris for 12 1/2 years....
MILWAUKEE (AP) - All 18 endangered young whooping cranes that were led south from Wisconsin last fall as part of a project to create a second migratory flock of the birds were killed in storms in Florida, a spokesman said.
during my time at the student village, I saw some pretty disgusting flats which would of not passed the health inspections.
the flat I was in got 100% each term
Begging works great.
HAH!
[/Chris Matthews]
Oy vey. At first I typed "Christ Matthews".
[I would never have thought that I would type the words "articulate negro" in my lifetime.]
Indeed, without KCLB and great mainstream examples like Obama, you might not have.
Well, d'oh..."longest" day?
Yeah, but when Spielberg directed this invasion they were storming the beaches ten minutes in.
And in a few years when the movie is redone with George Lucas' help, all the solders will be carrying walkie-talkies.
Echidine, I had it last spring. Ate nothing for three days save water. Then drank only Vitamin water for another three days.
res ipsa loquitur | Homepage | 02.03.07 - 6:38 pm | #
I believe I have had all of one solid meal since last Saturday.
Yeah, that's what my doctor told me, to keep up the liquids. Very important, ror, to drink enough.
I added vegetable soups and yogurt slowly and then white bread and so on.
Saving Private Ryan had a explosive first 15 mins and the rest of the film was shite.
what is it with Spielberg and Mawkishness?
oh, feck. I need to reconnect my intercom if I order out.
stoopit intercom.
Oy vey. At first I typed "Christ Matthews".
watertiger
You nailed it!
[Oh, that was bad. Sorry.]
Kayla is staring at me. Tell her to stop.
Kayla, put your head in his lap. That always works!
What really works is poking at the thigh of the eater. When Hank was alive I had an almost continuous snout-shaped bruise on my leg.
Saving Private Ryan had a explosive first 15 mins and the rest of the film was shite.
I liked The Thin Red Line a lot better.
Noodles or potatoes?
Yes, please.
Gorgeous Cat Blogging from Friday
Oy vey. At first I typed "Christ Matthews".
watertiger
You nailed it!
You're gonna make her cross....
And in a few years when the movie is redone with George Lucas' help, all the solders will be carrying walkie-talkies.
And the Nazi Deathstar will be destroyed in a double explosion. And Hitler shoots first.
Saving Private Ryan had a explosive first 15 mins and the rest of the film was shite.
Same thing with "Saving Ryan's Privates."
actually my fav movie to do with a WW2 setting is Kelly's Heroes, never get tired of watching it.
During my first semester of grad school, I had two female Americans in my flat as well.
Good times were had by all.
rorschach
"Come and knock on our door.....
We've been waiting for you......
Where the kisses are hers and hers and his,
Three's company too."
SPR had an explosive first 15 mins AND an explosive last 15 mins. And the rest of it was shite. Thin Red Line? Experiment gone wrong. Too much stunt casting, and I preferred the book.
From "Back to School"
Kellerman: ...most of the men I meet
go out of their way to show you
how sensitive they are. Before they were too macho, and now they're too soft. You all want us to know you can cry.
Dangerfield: No, with women. I never cry. Never. I beg.
Yeah, that's what my doctor told me, to keep up the liquids. Very important, ror, to drink enough.
Yep. I've been drinking loads of fizzy water. And had soup a couple days back. And a sammich today.
Saving Private Ryan had a explosive first 15 mins and the rest of the film was shite.
I liked The Thin Red Line a lot better.
I like both films very much.
And the Nazi Deathstar will be destroyed in a double explosion. And Hitler shoots first.
Himmler will also be CGIed instead of being played by an actor in a cape. And they'll use different music during the "Party at the Eagle's Nest" scene.
The Dirty Dozen is another WW2 based movie I sort of enjoy.
C'mon "The Great Escape" is the bestest WWII movie ever.
I liked The Thin Red Line a lot better.
I liked the two equally for different reasons. Ryan was cool because the cranked frame rate and crushed colors, which made it chaotic and strangely realistic in the combat scenese, even though I didn't dig the plot. Red Line is just gorgeous and lush, with such a philosophical, thoughtful feel with the narrative.
heh Channel 4 here a few weeks back was running down the top 50 war movies.
You're gonna make her cross....
"You wooden't like me when I'm cross."
The Dirty Dozen is another WW2 based movie I sort of enjoy.
Yeah! And Kelley's Heroes!
Three Kings is like an unofficial remake of Kelly's Heroes but with a moral element.
Three Kings is a rather good movie IMHO>
C'mon "The Great Escape" is the bestest WWII movie ever.
The Kenosha Kid
Bridge on the River Kwai, actually...
"Come and knock on our door.....
We've been waiting for you......
Where the kisses are hers and hers and his,
Three's company too."
Terry C, Pelosi Fan | Homepage | 02.03.07 - 6:48 pm | #
Well, we lacked a Mr Roper, so hijinks were rather curtailed. But that left more time for other things.
Dangerfield: No, with women. I never cry. Never. I beg.
driftglass | Homepage | 02.03.07 - 6:49 pm | #
I find that crying can serve as a good augmentation to the begging.
Dangerfield: No, with women. I never cry. Never. I beg.
Call me some time when you have no class.
My dad's all time favorite film was "The Guns of Navarone."
C'mon "The Great Escape" is the bestest WWII movie ever.
No.
"Casablanca."
But "The Great Escape" is very good.
The Dirty Dozen is another WW2 based movie I sort of enjoy.
Moonbootica, 21
I like this one a lot as well, though after reading the book I wish someone would make another version much truer to the novel.
It would, however, be something that one would have to do on HBO or such. Maybe a 3 1/2 hour movie could do it.
C'mon "The Great Escape" is the bestest WWII movie ever.
yes, and the assclown who has the office kitty-cornered to mine insists on reenacting the Steve McQueen solitary confinement scene, only he uses a freakin' softball.
Dangerfield: No, with women. I never cry. Never. I beg.
Call me some time when you have no class.
res ipsa loquitur
Say when.
Right after this drink!
Where Eagles Dare!!!
when I went to Austria our train passed by the castle where the film was shot.
C'mon "The Great Escape" is the bestest WWII movie ever.
The Kenosha Kid
Bridge on the River Kwai, actually...
The one with the prisoners of war during WWII, with the whistle-able theme song.. that one.
You're gonna make her cross....
"You wooden't like me when I'm cross."
That's just...rood.
My dad's all time favorite film was "The Guns of Navarone."
This is another one I catch a lot when it's on. And "Bridge" I have on DVD.
"You wooden't like me when I'm cross."
watertiger
Resurrecting that one, are we?
Kelly's Heroes is so cool, Donald Sutherland's tank driver is like far out man.
And the Nazi Deathstar will be destroyed in a double explosion. And Hitler shoots first.
Dr NTodd, Articulate Negro
And Jabba the Hut addresses the League of Nations, while Yoda does his flying Wallenda act, smacking Lindbergh around: "An anti-semitic idiot Charles, you are! Yes!"
Ryan was cool because the cranked frame rate and crushed colors,
Never heard this expression -- "crushed colors". Did you make it up? I liked that, too, in any case.
Where Eagles Dare!!!
when I went to Austria our train passed by the castle where the film was shot.
Moonbootica, 21
The movie with Clint Eastwood's highest body count.
I liked Saving Private Ryan (which surprised me). And The Dirty Dozen is good.
Then, of course, there's Casablanca, a fantastic WWII movie.
And I love African Queen, a great WWI film.
yes, and the assclown who has the office kitty-cornered to mine insists on reenacting the Steve McQueen solitary confinement scene, only he uses a freakin' softball.
Bring in some barbed wire so he can reenact the more famous scene.
Three Kings is like an unofficial remake of Kelly's Heroes but with a moral element.
I fucking love that movie, though it's a bit...quaint now. Same style of overcranked frame and crushed colors as in Ryan.
Bridge on the River Kwai, actually...
Call me Col. Bogey...
and of course in the first Indian Jones, lots of Nazis end up like dead.
Dangerfield: No, with women. I never cry. Never. I beg.
driftglass
I was an earth sign, she was a water sign.
Together, we made mud!
Bridge on the River Kwai, actually...
The one with the prisoners of war during WWII, with the whistle-able theme song.. that one.
The one with Alec-Freaking-Guinness as the mad Col. Nicholson.
Isn't Christ a bit of thorny issue to be making puns about?
I can't count the number of times I watched Tora! Tora! Tora! with my father.
MILWAUKEE (AP) - All 18 endangered young whooping cranes that were led south from Wisconsin last fall as part of a project to create a second migratory flock of the birds were killed in storms in Florida, a spokesman said.
mark
maybe it's pretty fucked up of me, but this actually upset me more than the human death. btw those tornadoes passed right thru my town. to which i was like "whatever, they're always saying that shit."
"You wooden't like me when I'm cross."
watertiger"
You nailed that one.
yeah Casablanca was a wonderful movie.
my Granny got it on DVD last year, as my grandparents finally brought a DVD/VHS player.
The one with Alec-Freaking-Guinness as the mad Col. Nicholson.
There's a part of me that wants Bush to have a "Col. Nicholson" moment as everything is blowing up around him and he realizes he's the cause of it all.
I loved "Three Kings".
That is all.
Debating whether it's worth the effort to get up to reconnect the intercom.
Look, Sean Connery in a bit part!
Dam Busters
my dad was saying how a lot of what Britain did would of been classed as war crimes these days.
You nailed that one.
EkCenTriK
You owe someone a coke.
"You wooden't like me when I'm cross."
watertiger"
You nailed that one.
EkCenTriK | 02.03.07 - 6:54 pm | #
Oy. Is it time to send in the Calvary?
The one with the prisoners of war during WWII, with the whistle-able theme song.. that one.
The Kenosha Kid
aaaarrrrggghhhh....why did I start this?
Now I've got the ultimate fucking earworm...
There's a part of me that wants Bush to have a "Col. Nicholson" moment as everything is blowing up around him and he realizes he's the cause of it all.
But I'd want him to live -- and live with that knowledge.
The greatest WWII movie?
The Time That My Grandfather Came Home And Made Eleven Kids
/on loan from the Minnesota Historical Society
I had fond memories of Kelly's Heroes from long ago, but I rewatched it recently and I thought it hasn't aged well.
Isn't Christ a bit of thorny issue to be making puns about?
The Old Man From Scene 24
All's Mel that ends Mel.
I can't count the number of times I watched Tora! Tora! Tora! with my father.
I saw this in a theater with my parents, and what I remember of the movie were all the people cheering every time a Japanese plane was shot down. A ship getting blown up: not so much.
Never heard this expression -- "crushed colors". Did you make it up? I liked that, too, in any case.
Uh, I didn't make it up, but I doubt you'll find it in any film glossary. Basically he just dropped the saturation on certain color (and I think screwed with the blacks, too).
(and I think screwed with the blacks, too).
Dr NTodd, Articulate Negro | Homepage | 02.03.07 - 6:56 pm | #
Racist fucker!
I had fond memories of Kelly's Heroes from long ago, but I rewatched it recently and I thought it hasn't aged well.
Negative vibes, man.
Racist fucker!
I was waiting for that. I was gonna say "he crushed the blacks, too."
Dam Busters
my dad was saying how a lot of what Britain did would of been classed as war crimes these days.
I've seen this is getting remade. And that there's some concern about the dog's name.
Isn't Christ a bit of thorny issue to be making puns about?
The Old Man From Scene 24
All's Mel that ends Mel.
Uncle Smokes | Homepage | 02.03.07 - 6:56 pm | #
Mother of God, that's quite an Assumption to make.
Uh, I didn't make it up, but I doubt you'll find it in any film glossary.
B-B-B-But you're such an articulate negroe!
I'm going out to get the stuff to make the stew. Back later.
(and I think screwed with the blacks, too).
Dr NTodd, Articulate Negro | Homepage | 02.03.07 - 6:56 pm | #
Racist fucker!
rorschach
Now how can an articulate negro be racist when talking about screwing blacks?
"Oy. Is it time to send in the Calvary?
rorschac"
And god said
"Son, you have to take that hill"
/I should'a added that my Grandmother had a credit in that film
I used to work at a video store. And every six months, some guy would come in and rent Tora, Tora, Tora; cause he wanted to "watch the war and drink scotch".
How boring.
(and I think screwed with the blacks, too).
Yeah, that sounds about like Spielberg
I had fond memories of Kelly's Heroes from long ago, but I rewatched it recently and I thought it hasn't aged well.
Negative vibes, man.
He must not like officers, man.
I had fond memories of Kelly's Heroes from long ago, but I rewatched it recently and I thought it hasn't aged well.
The Kenosha Kid
"Stop it with the negative vibes dude."
Oh, fabulous. "Harry and the Hendersons" on one channel, "War of the Worlds" on the other.
Racist fucker!
I was waiting for that. I was gonna say "he crushed the blacks, too."
Dr NTodd, Articulate Negro | Homepage | 02.03.07 - 6:57 pm | #
It was almost too easy even for me to go for it.
But, then, I'm easy.
I liked The Dam Busters, Barnes Wallace was an Uber Geek.
But, then, I'm easy.
But not cheap.
I watched Apocalypse Now again last night.
I just love LOVE the dawn helicopter raid to the music of Wagner.
"Harry and the Hendersons" on one channel, "War of the Worlds" on the other.
__________ & _________ at their best!!
But, then, I'm easy.
rorschach
300 orgasms is easy?
We could try for 400....
"I had fond memories of Kelly's Heroes from long ago, but I rewatched it recently and I thought it hasn't aged well."
I remember seeing it in the theater with my Dad, the "Colonel". He was not pleased with Sutherland's character.
I just love LOVE the dawn helicopter raid to the music of Wagner.
Here in the USA, we refer to that as the "Kill the Wabbit" song.
Mother of God, that's quite an Assumption to make.
rorschach
An emasculate perception.
300 orgasms is easy?
We could try for 400....
And I just changed the channel to "Screamers".
How . . . fitting.
oooh I love M*A*S*H too, my dad sez this is the first movie he clearly can remember as it was not what he expected.
Dr Strangelove rulez too.
300 orgasms is easy?
We could try for 400....
flory | 02.03.07 - 7:00 pm | #
That might take 26 hours or so.
But, then, I'm easy.
But not cheap.
watertiger | Homepage | 02.03.07 - 6:59 pm | #
I need about t'ree fitty.
I watched Apocalypse Now again last night.
I just love LOVE the dawn helicopter raid to the music of Wagner.
Moonbootica, 21
Wait. We changed wars?
The best WWII movie ever was Force 10 From Navarone, probably the only case in history where the sequel was far superior to the original movie.
Hey New Yorkers,
Get a load of that orange moon!
I shouldn't mislead. The most orgasms I've ever given someone in a night is 27.
oooh I love M*A*S*H too, my dad sez this is the first movie he clearly can remember as it was not what he expected.
My mother used to work with a doctor who'd done time in a MASH unit in Korea. After we saw the movie she asked him if it the real thing had been like that. He said the camp life was pretty much spot on, but the surgery was a lot more intense.
the only case in history where the sequel was far superior to the original movie
Aliens was better than Alien.
I just love LOVE the dawn helicopter raid to the music of Wagner.
Moonbootica, 21
Wait. We changed wars?
Had to.
Vietnam was secretly assisting the Nazis.
Keep up.
Wait. We changed wars?
flory | 02.03.07 - 7:02 pm | #
Apparently so. It's a real Catch-22.
The best WWII movie ever was Force 10 From Navarone, probably the only case in history where the sequel was far superior to the original movie.
Dr NTodd, Articulate Negro
You think so?
I didn't much like Force 10, but I haven't watched it in a while. Saw Guns a few weeks ago, and it's stood up well.
The best WWII movie ever was Force 10 From Navarone, probably the only case in history where the sequel was far superior to the original movie.
Except for when they fixed the flick so Apollo Creed sucker punches Han Solo before they both turn and machinegun Gredo.
The Godfather part II better than The Godfather
Empire Strikes Back vs Star Wars: A New Hope
Vietnam movies:
Apocalypse Now
Full Metal Jacket
Platoon
The Quiet American (two versions!)
"He said the camp life was pretty much spot on, but the surgery was a lot more intense."
Imagine if they did the show today. I suspect intense would be included.
I shouldn't mislead. The most orgasms I've ever given someone in a night is 27.
rorschach
You're not xtian, are you?
Well, you tried it, just for once
Found it all right, for kicks.
And now you find out, that it's a habit that sticks.
You're an orgasm addict
/Buzzcocks
probably the only case in history where the sequel was far superior to the original movie.
This "Iraq war II" sequel sucks ass.
Get a load of that orange moon!
I would if it didn't mean putting on the coat and the shoes and going down four flights of stairs, only to turn around and come back up.
I'm feeling incredibly lazy at the moment.
You're not xtian, are you?
flory | 02.03.07 - 7:05 pm | #
Judging by the numbers, I'm slightly less than 10% Christian.
Vietnam movies:
Apocalypse Now
Full Metal Jacket
Platoon
The Quiet American (two versions!)
Green Berets
Going fleshspacing. Have fun!
Except for when they fixed the flick so Apollo Creed sucker punches Han Solo before they both turn and machinegun Gredo.
And then Rambo shows up and some alien with a nuclear bomb on his arm blows up The Terminator!
Man, that sucked.
"He said the camp life was pretty much spot on, but the surgery was a lot more intense."
Imagine if they did the show today. I suspect intense would be included.
He mentioned that doing 24-36 hours straight in OR wasn't out of the question--not to mention the condition of some of the people they were getting.
Had to.
Vietnam was secretly assisting the Nazis.
Keep up.
driftglass
With help from North Korea. Don't leave out the details.
TKK:
Deerhunter
Green Berets is quite possibly one of the worst movies ever.
The best WWII movie ever was Force 10 From Navarone, probably the only case in history where the sequel was far superior to the original movie.
Dr NTodd, Articulate Negro
You think so?
Actually, no. But I loved it as a kid. 'specially when the Nazi officer gets decapitated.
You're an orgasm addict
/Buzzcocks
Zap Rowsdower, Dog Hous'd | Homepage | 02.03.07 - 7:05 pm | #
Saw them in Denver, years back. Great show.
Green Berets
Thers
I like my sun setting in the west, thank you.
The most orgasms I've ever given someone in a night is 27.
The most pregnancies I've ever given anyone in one night is 46.
That's no Moon!
Saw them in Denver, years back. Great show.
And now the AARP is using their songs in their commercials.
GAAAAAAAH!
The most pregnancies I've ever given anyone in one night is 46.
Thers | Homepage | 02.03.07 - 7:07 pm | #
And I'm still waiting on the child support checks, ya deadbeat.
The Deer Hunter was excellent, except for the Vietnam scenes which I thought were unbelievably dumb.
Apocalypse Now
Full Metal Jacket
Platoon
The Quiet American (two versions!)
I have all of those, and Good Morning Vietnam, on DVD (and 3 of them on my iPod).
"
He mentioned that doing 24-36 hours straight in OR wasn't out of the question--not to mention the condition of some of the people they were getting."
I was thinking about the more graphic nature of shows now. The series implied the nasty side of the war, now they would show it.
Green Berets is quite possibly one of the worst movies ever.
The Kenosha Kid
But with a catchy tune!!!
And now the AARP is using their songs in their commercials.
GAAAAAAAH!
watertiger | Homepage | 02.03.07 - 7:08 pm | #
That's a reality that I simply refuse to acknowledge.
And I'm still waiting on the child support checks, ya deadbeat.
Sorry, son. I'll pay ya in empty whiskey bottles and potato peels.
Green Berets is quite possibly one of the worst movies ever.
The Kenosha Kid
Viet Nam vets agree.
Aliens was better than Alien.
The Kenosha Kid
Starship Troopers was much better than Operation Iraqi Freedom.
Okay. That was grim. I best leave before I get serious.
Y'all take care of your good selves, and as far as films involving battle strategy and fighting the good fight, I have to go with Seven Samurai.
Later.
But with a catchy tune!!!
Is this earworm payback?
don't forget Mel 'I'm bloodthirsty' Gibson's We Were Soldiers
All these pixels and no one has mentioned "Patton" yet?
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