I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
please
ding!
okiie
haloscan ate my homerun!
and sittenpretty gave an assist!
hey CLINT EASTWOOD is a big wanker...
he said today...W IS DA BOMB,and he supports his TENACITY...tru dat
and sittenpretty gave an assist.
please wait...
internal error...
FUCK BUSH
Republic party! I love it!
Squandered the leadership they had? And he says "the Republic party"! Heh.
I love the "Republic Party" refrain, over and over. Take that "Democrat" (sic) party motherfuckers.
and sittenpretty gave an assist!
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sorry Charlie
Okay, off to put the girls to bed. I should really practice guitar afta, but you know I'll probably be back in here...
Well, that's the second comparison of BushCo to Nazis from Tweety in two days.
Still, he's following up with the Edwards non-story.
i think old ass Clint is dumber than Gibson...and all movies teh SUCK
This is what I was referring to earlier. We were rolling on the floor laughing last night.
Right before this, some asswipe named King referred to the "Imperial Pelosi" regime or some such crap.
This is good news for Republicans...I mean, Republics....
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A FUCKING MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"the members the Republic Party sent over can't possibly be their A team".
LOL
Gist?
Anthony Weiner Rawks harder that katies Navy Seals!!!!!
The Republic Party......Fucking priceless.
When and if I have change to spare, it is going to him.
clint eastwood is a fascist and always has been.
That Weiner, he's no weenie.
Queens guy!
A FUCKING MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Even me? Do you have her address?
REPUBLIX PARTY?
McHenry needs to face a strong Democratic challenger in '08. that is all.
Are we allowed to do that?
Yes! Give this man a medal for demonstrating first class Democratic ball sac. Take this, Republic Party!
"The Republic Party are in the minority, probably the permanent minority if they [keep this BS up]"
LOL.
I saved that video!
I still favor "Banana Republican Party".
I wonder why it never occurred to Rove that dropping the "ic" from Democratic Party could be easily transferred to the "an" in Republican Party.
Probably for the same reason that it never occurred to them that they would have to win the peace in Iraq as well as the war.
They're fucking muttonheads.
That is a thing of beauty and truth.
I'm not watching this Tweety blogging "non-story." Just gonna raise my BP.
Did he say "republic" party?? Heh, good for him.
It's all so oh, I don't know,
incival.
Bullies need the mirror shoved in front of them at every opportunity. Bravo!
Hiya Res!!!!
Eli!!!!
Damn, I am still grinning!!
I think I'll just have to watch it again.
Yo old man what did you use to hoover the vid?
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I'm not watching this Tweety blogging "non-story." Just gonna raise my BP.
I've got it on mute and captions, not least because Squeaky Terry Jeffreys is on.
Did he say "republic" party?? Heh, good for him.
Yeah. About a dozen times.
That was fuckin' beautiful.
Republic party, republic party...
i favor 'the bush republick party'.
hang their dear leader around their necks.
Hiya, UNE!
That's weird.
That woman behind him isn't blonde...
I hork YouTube videos with Firefox plugin Video Ook. It's a one-click little button in the very lower-left of my browser.
Whats new my man?
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Condi forgot this:
http://www.tpmmuckraker.com/arch...ives/
002528.php
Saw this guy last night giving this speach on C-Span. Big WOO-HOO then, and nice to see here again. The republic party. HA!
Yo old man what did you use to hoover the vid?
There's a plugin for FireFox called "VideoDownloader" that will save .flv files, you'll need to get a player that will play them back, but there should be several options for whatever platform you're on.
Bill Donohue is apparently like 'Tweety's stomach'.
Now that's an image requiring brain-bleach.
Yeah, I got ook on the puter at work, haven't got around to installing it on this box yet.
Plus looking at alternitives is always fun...
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It's about damn time they did this "Republic Party" stuff.
"this can't be their 'a-team'..."
shit, I'm still laughing.
I'm gonna watch it again.
He likes saying "Republic Party", doesn't he?
heehee
This is surely bad for democrats.
Bill Donohue is apparently like 'Tweety's stomach'.
Now that's an image requiring brain-bleach.
pseudonymous in nc
I don't even know what it means, and it's still repulsive.
Thanks OMFS24!
Ted Haggard throws up in his mouth a little thinking about Bill Donohue.
Digby highlighted this part of Matalin-on-Imus the other day, Something like, "I like Chris. He's overcome a lot," apparently referring to Tweety's booze-hounding or dealing with diabetes. Tweety's a douchebag, but I hate Matlin more.
Ooh, bloggers are sending political debate into the gutter.
Unlike conservative talk radio.
And Ron Reagan is a fucking mensch.
Whats new my man?
Trying to find a Windows Mobile browser that doesn't suck. Pocket IE doesn't do Javascript, which disqualifies it from New Blogger and now Haloscan. Opera freezes badly for no good reason, and the WM version of Task Manager can't kill it, and Minimo (mini-Firefox) is slow and barely stable.
Anyone have any recommendations?
Bill Donohue is apparently like 'Tweety's stomach'.
did ya catch that camera shot -- tweety actually looked like he had heartburn.
I am willing to bet that Donhue has either a little Ted Haggard or Mark Foley episode in his past. You do not snarl that hard unless its borne of guilty-driven self-righteousness.
They can't be the A Team, can they?
I love it.
The "Republic" Party made it onto my local news radio.
WTF didn't someone do this before?
The Republic Party!
Ha!
,
I'm going to have wait and see what Michelle has to say about this.
LarryElvis, x2!
(no Curly yet, sorry... the boy's asleep)
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I am willing to bet that Donhue has either a little Ted Haggard or Mark Foley episode in his past. You do not snarl that hard unless its borne of guilty-driven self-righteousness.
res ipsa loquitur
I agree.
Jeffries, you are a walking, talking cesspool. No one in the universe is lower than you.
Very cute, you little Democrat....
Now if they'd just pronounce it "Re-pyoob-ic(lan), we'd be getting somewhere.
ROFL
Excuse me, I have to go have a cigarette. That was wonderful.
Terry Jeffrey on Chris' show:
The Internet will drag political discourse in this country right down into the gutter."
Wouldn't the gutter be up from the level of political discourse in this country at present?
Zing!
Oh, and Squeaky Terry sends people not to Pandagon or Shakes, but to the Catholic 'League' website.
Human Events is just another shoestring megaphone messaging operation. And what I think is really interesting is that blogs threaten to smash the monopoly they've held over 24-hr news and shaping campaigns.
Well, all -
I have a NON-Republic party or three to attend this weekend - y'all have fun and be reasonably safe, OK?
And watch for falling cow intestines.
Candy Crowley reporting live from downtown Springfield, Illinois, where tomorrow Barack Obama will make a historic announcement.
$25 million. It's not chump change.
the banality troll's ballsack will be reporting from shitsville.
Tommorrow's gonna be a beautiful day in the land of Lincoln.
The members of the republic party that they send over can't possibly br part of the A team........."
The killing of kent must stop!!!!!
Bill Donohue is apparently like 'Tweety's stomach'.
Perpetually dyspeptic.
Clint's a kinda-libertarain, so expect the occassional boneheaded maneuver.
Aren't all ball sac jokes the property of simels?
Great kitty pix, Jeff. And, really sorry to hear about the CDM. Damn.
I think I'll cook things this weekend. Prior to attending the periodontist for my apparently annual festival of pain, on Wednesday.
Hmmmmmmm.... Pie sounds good. Possibly quiche, too. More green chile stew? Burnt sugar egg custard?
I'm driving to Springfield to witness the making of history.
I'm not sure how I feel about sinking to the level of the "Republic" Party and tossing back the same juvenile raspberries they toss at us.
Aren't we better than that?
Aren't all ball sac jokes the property of simels?
just the trolls' ball sacks.
Now if they'd just pronounce it "Re-pyoob-ic(lan), we'd be getting somewhere.
romyboo
Police? Come quick, there's a Democrat on my porch playing with himself!
How do you know he's a Democrat?
Young man, if he was a Republican, he'd be fucking somebody!
Bada bing. Thanks for listening. Try the veal.
Weiner ran in the dem mayoral primary here. For some reason, people preferred Freddie Ferrer, which still mystifies me.
Oy, Jim Cramer.
Clint's a kinda-libertarain, so expect the occassional boneheaded maneuver.
Does he like tofu?
Burnt sugar egg custard?
GWPDA
I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK I'M TALKING ABOUT. WHEN THOSE PUNKS HIT YOU IN THE FACE HIT THEM BACK HARD!
You do not snarl that hard unless its borne of guilty-driven self-righteousness.
Yup. I'd send a sob-sister type out to make friends w/the ex wife while I got the meanest forensic accountant in the world to start looking at the books. Take six months to take this guy down, tops. That is, if anyone cared to do it.
Aren't we better than that?
flory
Only way to get them to stop. You have to hit them back.
Permanent minority.
Damned straight, and the Banana Republicans earned it (I like that one too, eli).
~
Viewer email to Jack Cafferty....
Many years ago I witnessed a man and woman having sex while driving a corvette. I remember it well, I was driving the corvette.
Bobo looked like he had Bell's Palsy when Lehrer asked him what he thought of the IG's report on Feith tonight.
He said "I can't believe we're even talking about something that happened 4 years ago, about a man whose not even in the government anymore."
Mark Shields responded, "It's being investigated because it helped lead us into a war, and Dick Cheney is still very much in this government."
Adam Hominem--don't forget to tip your waitress!
Does he like tofu?
NTodd
As a food or marital aid?
Aren't we better than that?
Most of the time, but sometimes its fun to rub it in that the Republic party is now the minority.
It was great to see Ron Reagan shout down Squeaky Terry when he kept trying to interrupt, but I wish he had mentioned the craziness of bloggers on the right.
Trying to find a Windows Mobile browser that doesn't suck.
hmmmmmmmmmmm. good luck with that.
Take six months to take this guy down, tops. That is, if anyone cared to do it.
In the top 10 list of "People who Deserve It" he has got to be in the top 3.
GWPDA - I'm making flan this evening myself. My friend in hospice went through the batch I took last week, and he wants more.
LOL
I love the way her kept calling them the "Republic party".
Yep, this was great. I've spent all day with high blood pressure, listening to jackasses in the media miss the point about that fucking liar Doug Feth.
I haven't heard a single report that makes it clear that there was no connection between Saddam and Al Queda. They just keep mentioning the names together, reinforcing the association between the two. Sigh.
Hmmmmmmm.... Pie sounds good. Possibly quiche, too. More green chile stew? Burnt sugar egg custard?
GWPDA, yclept Shouty-Crackers
Dinner party at Dr Shoutys.....
clint eastwood is a fascist and always has been.
mz
Warmongering dumbass dinosaur.
Do you know who I actually think is worse than Jim Cramer?
Suze Orman.
Typical fucking American charltan. "Do what I say and you will be rich. But if you don't become rich, it's because you don't really want it. What's wrong with you that you don't want it?"
Does he like tofu?
NTodd
As a food or marital aid?
JR, kerosene and a match
As building material.
Bravo, NY. Kudos from the Bay Area.
I'm not sure how I feel about sinking to the level of the "Republic" Party and tossing back the same juvenile raspberries they toss at us.
Aren't we better than that?
flory,
I think that the way that he did it made it clear what asshats they've been. We've been trying to play "above the fray" for years and it's not working. Pelosi shouldn't do it; she should be all "oh, yeah, we'd love to be bipartisan," but this guy who, frankly, I've never heard of, can do it and show what asshats they've been.
My 2 cents.
Oh, that was fun.
I do so love playing 'Take No Prisoners.'
Only way to get them to stop. You have to hit them back.
My recommendation on Donohue and his ilk is that instead of treating them like a reasonable person, out them as the Republican operatives and hypocrites they really are.
I would love to see Donohue's insane anti-Jewish, anti-Muslim, and anti-gay quotes thrown back in his face EVERY SINGLE TIME he accuses someone else of bigotry. Not sure if he would have enough shame to stop, but it would put his credibility in the toilet where it belongs.
Assuming anyone reported it, of course.
Bobo looked like he had Bell's Palsy when Lehrer asked him what he thought of the IG's report on Feith tonight.
He said "I can't believe we're even talking about something that happened 4 years ago, about a man whose not even in the government anymore."
Bobo,why are you in favor of letting child molesters go free?
The Pentagon issued a report yesterday that said their pre-war intelligence wasn't 'illegal'.
Burnt sugar egg custard?
GWPDA
I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
JR, kerosene and a match
'Enkew. Please enclose C$19.95 for your own recipe collection and a lovely handcrafted recipe box.
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He said "I can't believe we're even talking about something that happened 4 years ago, about a man whose not even in the government anymore."
yeah. He wasn't saying that when they were sill investigating the Whitewater non-issue years after the fact, but when it comes to the reasons for which 1,000s have dies in Bush's trillion dollar war, it's a matter for future historians.
Wanker.
Aren't we better than that?
flory
Only way to get them to stop. You have to hit them back.
res ipsa loquitur
They won't stop. They'll go on Tweety and complain about those mean Democrats.
I don't think it accomplishes anything but sinking us to their level and giving them a new talking point.
They wanted us to fire back like this.
Suze Orman.
I cannot stand the bitch and her fake fingernails.
What is it w/ some women that they get fake fingernails and they they do that fake fingernail THING with their hands like she does?
Yep, this was great. I've spent all day with high blood pressure, listening to jackasses in the media miss the point about that fucking liar Doug Feth.
Raoul Paste
Also the stupidest fucking man in America.
Eli--how are you, dear?
You know, we haven't had a decent zombie movie in ages. I blame you.
Trying to find a Windows Mobile browser that doesn't suck.
The winner of the "Best" Acronym award went to Windows Compact Edition the year it apeared.
WinCE.
You almost have to wonder if that was delberate.
Suze is such a sharlatan. She also seems to be promising happy days will come with wealth, if you buy her fucking books.
Umm, no.
TAKE ME NOW, LORD!
That was a thing of beauty and I can be raptured a happy woman.
'Enkew. Please enclose C$19.95 for your own recipe collection and a lovely handcrafted recipe box.
I inherited a lovely handcrafted recipe box full of recipes about Pennsylvania Dutch cooking. Good if I ever get too thin.
yes indeed!
Assuming anyone reported it, of course.
Eli
Yeah, well. Is there anyone who knows how to report, anymore?
Sorry flory, we disagree. Although I think Hecate is right. Keep Pelosi and the higher profile leadership (e.g., Frank, Rangel, etc.) out of it. But let guys like Weiner fuck with these assholes.
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES! !!!!
FUKKIN AYE!!!!!! THIS GUY HAS GOT IT! BY GEAORGE HE"S GOT IT! HIT THE REPUBLIC PARTY WITH A FUKKIN CHAIR AND THEN HIT"EM AGAIN AND AGAIN!
YES!
I have no use for so called self help gurus, be they financial, spiritual, or psychological. I consider them frauds.
I would love to see Donohue's insane anti-Jewish, anti-Muslim, and anti-gay quotes thrown back in his face EVERY SINGLE TIME he accuses someone else of bigotry.
Being Catholic, he can't be a card-carrying member of the Klan, but maybe he can be "of counsel".
Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttchhhhh........S
LAP!
Tweety is busy luxuriating in Libby and Cheney's obsession with him during the Plame/Wilson outting. He's having a good week, let him have it -- he's being more "spinal" than usual.
Mark Shields responded, "It's being investigated because it helped lead us into a war, and Dick Cheney is still very much in this government."
Max Planck
Now *that's* hitting the asshats back.
Hecate:
I do agree that only a relative no-name could get away with that speech. If Pelosi tried it, it would be all over the fucking news.
Suze Orman is a highly effective salesman. Her advise probably does more good than harm.
I would love to see Donohue's insane anti-Jewish, anti-Muslim, and anti-gay quotes thrown back in his face EVERY SINGLE TIME he accuses someone else of bigotry.
Better: go and lay those quotes in front of Cardinal Egan, and when you get a response, lay that in front of Donohue.
Even 'no comment' is essentially a disavowal.
I cannot stand the bitch and her fake fingernails.
I never noticed her fingernails. Does she have porn star nails, i.e., square with 90-degree corners, French manicure?
Repuke principle of law: there's no statue of limitations on a blow job; but the one for treason is--yesterday.
Sorry Flory, but I think this is the time for streetfighting.
Ha ha ha "The REPUBLIC party." I've been waiting for them to start that shit. Good for him.
That's statute.
Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttchhhhh........S LAP!
Chuffy
I like the look of that.
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let guys like Weiner fuck with these assholes.
Heehee. Weiner. Fuck. Asshole.
Aren't we better than that?
Ya know, it never helps to be "better" than the bully, they only go away when you've smacked the shit out of them.
After watching that, I am convinced I will one day hear a Dem calling a Repub a Douche Bag on the floor in my lifetime.
I have no use for so called self help gurus, be they financial, spiritual, or psychological. I consider them frauds.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
That really reminded me of the book I'm reading about aphorisms. I think you might like it. It's called The World in a Phrase.
Flory--I could offer you a nice Pinot Grigio...
Where's that guy from? He's got grit. I like him.
Of course, beating up on McHenry is kind of almost cruel. Like taunting the village idiot. In fact, it is taunting the village idiot.
Eli--how are you, dear?
You know, we haven't had a decent zombie movie in ages. I blame you.
Pretty good, other than the mobile browser foolishness. I was just recently reading my list of Reasons Why Return Of The Living Dead V is Teh Awesome, actually.
("Mr. Stinky bit me! Bad Mr. Stinky!")
If Pelosi tried it, it would be all over the fucking news.
flory
And that would be a bad thing... how?
Yeah, well. Is there anyone who knows how to report, anymore?
Employed, you mean?
I can always count on NTodd...
...or Eli
...or The Kenosha Kid
Suze Orman.
I cannot stand the bitch and her fake fingernails.
I turn her off the teebee faster than I do Throaty. She really grates.
Res:
I'm actually conflicted. On a personal level, I enjoyed the hell out of that speech. I'm just not sure how smart it was as policy.
Res Ipsa--the Unholy Trinity? Mon dieu!
Small town in Massachusetts wanted $75k for a fire truck. Homeland security said, no truck, but you can have $655k for other crap.
Their only possible homeland security target is a cheese monument
I want him.
I want to make mad passionate love to him and clean his house and do his laundry -
"The Republic Party" YES!
I just had some perfectly good macaroni and cheese that was ruined by a surfeit of cayenne pepper.
Shit.
I once got my Oregon comeuppance at a UPS store when I goofed on over-elaborate fake nails. The woman next to me had a complete new set of different, Xmas-themed nails. *Gulp!*
porn star nails, i.e., square with 90-degree corners, French manicure?
They're not quite that bad, but she does that weird thing with her hands that women who don't really know how to wear fake nails do and it drives me batshit insane. I know this is a sign of a personal failing of mine, but I want to slap the ever loving shit out of women who do that. It's just a pet peeve; I had a world-class bitch of a boss once who did that and it drives me nuts ever since.
I can always count on NTodd...
...or Eli
...or The Kenosha Kid
res ipsa loquitur
You poor thing.
.
Aren't we better than that?
I'm not sure I want to call them names either. What I want is one democrat to say What did you say? to a republican name caller. Put them on the spot. Correct them. "I'm a member of the democratic party and that's how I'd like it to be addressed." If they keep doing it they're rude and childish.
I don't mind Cramer, because you generally get honesty from people open about getting personally rich.
He's sending more and more of his own money abroad. Which is really quite something for him: he's always been wary of that, because it's harder to track the prospects and externalities for something based abroad.
Jennifer--everyone knows you can't condense the world into a phrase. You actually need a few equations.
I have no use for so called self help gurus, be they financial, spiritual, or psychological. I consider them frauds.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
They are, and often self-deluded.
Sicko Billo out as keynote speaker for the Center for Missing and Exploited Children!
Does she have porn star nails, i.e., square with 90-degree corners, French manicure?
res ipsa loquitur
Eek! You've just described 3/4 of the female population of Marin County.
I can always count on NTodd...
...or Eli
...or The Kenosha Kid
res ipsa loquitur
Yeah, but what use is base three, really?
Dr. Phil is another story.
Someone -- maybe even someone here -- described him as, "The kind of self-help guy that specializes in making you feel bad because you can't afford health insurance for $1,000 a month."
Dickweed.
Yup. I'd send a sob-sister type out to make friends w/the ex wife while I got the meanest forensic accountant in the world to start looking at the books. Take six months to take this guy down, tops.
And this is why we love you, Hecate.
I'd like to know why the hell the Borg is incapable of sending out a W4/2 whatever within three weeks of its 30 January deadline. Other than the fact that they've outsourced that to some entity, again - just like they outsourced the entire benefit administration to Towers Perrin - which were then the victims of a gigantic data theft.
And, yet, in the Borg cafeteria on Thursday, I stood behind a woman who had what appeared to be a plateful of bacon dressed with cream gravy. There may have been a biscuit somewhere, or not. Clearly the Borg wishes its employees dead.
I can always count on NTodd...
I'm here for ya, baby...
Bullies need the mirror shoved in front of them at every opportunity. Bravo!
watou
True dat. Why d'ya spose the concept of a cause-and-effect relationship with reality seems to have escaped these karmically-challenged thugs?
Everything in the universe is accountable, and if you don't get that, it will get you. Wise not to sow the seeds of your own downfall by disrespecting anybody. Can't afford that no mo'.
I thought Marin County was oh-so-tasteful.
All those vineyards and stuff.
Oh, yeah, that's the A Team alright.
The B Team is running the executive branch.
In fact, it is taunting the village idiot.
He represents the home city of Sam Ervin. Alas.
Sallyh - no, I think your comment just reminded me of the aphorisms from the ancient philosophers on the subject of trying to keep up with the Joneses.
Flory--I could offer you a nice Pinot Grigio...
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
Yer a doll. But the very nice bartender here at the Admirals Club just poured me another glass of chardonnay.
Which I started drinking at lunchtime with Tena. It's all Tena's fault.....
I have no use for so called self help gurus, be they financial, spiritual, or psychological. I consider them frauds.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
Damn. My mailing list is really strating to bottom out.
Everyone know the capo (Pelosi) don't do the hits. It's the henchman like this guy that does the hits. The Capo just play wit the grandchildren and sips expresso at da club. He/she's on da board at the local Catholic charity hospital for Chrise sakes. It's them hit men like dis Rep Weiner that takes care of the bidness. That's how it woiks. Glad the Democrats finally figured it out.
I prefer 'RapePublic' but other than that, exactly what I'd say.
Yeah, but what use is base three, really?
left rev
Yeah, what is it good four?
.
BTW, I tore that loogie-hocking wingnut a new asshole before I left work, folks.
It.Felt.Good.
Small town in Massachusetts wanted $75k for a fire truck.
Not much to ask, for a fire truck. I'd guess even a decent used one would be significantly more monet than that.
res ipsa--gah. My daughter went to a play group the other day and was the only one without a perfect porn star manicure. Or a housekeeper. And these were stay at home moms.
It's all Tena's fault.....
Of course. What isn't?
They wanted us to fire back like this.
flory
Sorry, I must disagree. No they didn't. They think we're too wimpy to stand up to them. But that nice Joooooooish boy from New York made them look like the fools they are.
This was wonderful and long past due. The Republics have no clothes and it can't be pointed out enough that they are nekkid!!!!
I'd love to hear from the Atrios men. Do you like those fake nails?
Marin County is densely populated, not-blessed with much water, and not many vineyards (property values too high) Sonoma and Napa, however....
The shorter Dougls Feith:
I did not lie, I just had a different point of view than reality.
("Mr. Stinky bit me! Bad Mr. Stinky!")
Eli
Heh. Might just be the best bad horror movie line of all time.
If Pelosi tried it, it would be all over the fucking news.
flory
And that would be a bad thing... how?
JR, kerosene and a match
Because there would be no mention of what the Republic Party had done. The story would be all about those juvenile Democrats.
"I'd love to hear from the Atrios men. Do you like those fake nails?"
Nope. Don't see the sense in it.
tore that loogie-hocking wingnut a new asshole before I left work, folks.
Ohhhh, do tell!
The next time someone from the Republic Party chimes in on Pelosi contributing to global warming, they should be asked if they are part of the 13% of the Republic Party that believes global warming exists. If not, then what is their argument, or are they willing to yield that global warming is, in fact, an issue...and why are they using it as a political tool now when the fate of mankind rests in the balance?
Bitches.
He wasn't going down to their level - he was showing them just how childish and stupid their level is and has been all along.
Yeah, but what use is base three, really?
left rev
Yeah, what is it good four?
.
agave
Five no idea.
I'd love to hear from the Atrios men. Do you like those fake nails?
Meh.
Haven't really thought about it, which I guess is the equivalent of no, not really.
BTW, I tore that loogie-hocking wingnut a new asshole before I left work, folks.
It.Felt.Good.
res ipsa loquitur
Exquisite details, please!
res ipsa--dish, we live for this stuff.
Fake nails are gross. Like fake dicks.
Because there would be no mention of what the Republic Party had done. The story would be all about those juvenile Democrats.
flory
But it's never anything but that as the story - so what the fuck?
Since when could we win with the media, regardless?
Put them on the spot. Correct them. "I'm a member of the democratic party and that's how I'd like it to be addressed." If they keep doing it they're rude and childish.
Neponset
Yes. I think this would be much more effective. Show them up for the juveniles *they* are. Don't become juvenile ourselves.
Fake nails are gross. Like fake dicks.
plantsman, lowercase
Fake nails on dicks are teh grossest.
Clearly the Borg wishes its employees dead.
GWPDA, yclept Shouty-Crackers
Hmmph. Mine wants me to live, with daily exhortatations to lose weight and stop smoking.
Show me the diet that works, would you please?
The story would be all about those juvenile Democrats.
flory
Whom they would then have to show on TV, tearing a strip off the Repubic party.
People like folks that stand up and fight. It's a win.
This was wonderful and long past due. The Republics have no clothes and it can't be pointed out enough that they are nekkid!!!!
That crazy ass nitwit McHenry looked like a schoolboy about to be paddled.
?Sorry, I must disagree. No they didn't. They think we're too wimpy to stand up to them. But that nice Joooooooish boy from New York made them look like the fools they are.
YES it did and it was sooo overdue. He ridiculed them for being the childish assholes they've been the whole last 12 fucking years and by god, it was way past time.
Please quit trying to geld the only Democrats who are saying what needs to be said!
Yeah, but what use is base three, really?
left rev
Yeah, what is it good four?
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agave
Five no idea.
NTodd, Star-Bellied Smartass
Well, it's six of one, half dozen the other.
Trying to get a ride to the store, dammit. I have DVDs due.
I miss the CDM.
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the only one without a perfect porn star manicure. Or a housekeeper. And these were stay at home moms.
I swear, women like that work my last nerve. I have to keep repeating to myself: "We did it so women could have choices. It was all so women could have choices. This is her choice. It's all about choice. It was always all about choice . . . ."
GET OFF THE FUCKING CELL PHONE YOU STUPID BINT AND MOVE YOUR FUCKING SUV OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY BEFORE I FUCKING . . .
Choice. This is her choice. This is how she wants to live her life. As long as you can choose how to live your life, then she should . . . .
Show me the diet that works, would you please?
Dr. Pedant |
Byetta.
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Yes. I think this would be much more effective. Show them up for the juveniles *they* are. Don't become juvenile ourselves.
flory
We are mocking, not descending to, their level, IMHO.
Was pointing it out when he said it last night to relatives of mine over who watched...
they got quite a laugh out of him using that, and the content of what he said to go along with it.
The Republic party.
The people's Republic of W.al-mart party!
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"I'd love to hear from the Atrios men. Do you like those fake nails?"
Nope. Don't see the sense in it.
EkCenTriK | 02.09.07 - 8:11 pm | #
I hate real dragon lady nails, much less fake ones
Five no idea.
NTodd, Star-Bellied Smartass | Homepage | 02.09.07 - 8:11 pm | #
You people are six, no way you get into seven what with all the eight and vitriol you display.
Hecate:
I do agree that only a relative no-name could get away with that speech. If Pelosi tried it, it would be all over the fucking news.
Flory, the context was a Republican wankfest on the House Floor over Pelosi's jet travel arrangements. The speakers were running about 2-1 R over D when this guy got up. It was something, in real time. The Repub's has just called on Pelosi to "Defend herself" on the house floor when Weiner started in with "Is This the best they've got?" Sweet.
I thought Marin County was oh-so-tasteful.
All those vineyards and stuff.
res ipsa loquitur
The vineyards are in Napa and Sonoma. Marin has upscale strip malls.
And some fabulous coastline.
We are mocking, not descending to, their level, IMHO.
madamab,
I agree.
Hey, REPUBLIC PARTY: It's called fukking "Karma", man.
Fake nails on dicks are teh grossest.
Real nails on dicks, however...
We have always been at war with Iraq/n
This just in: Bush administration comprised entirely of fucking liars. More as this story develops.
Ohhhh, do tell!
Hecate
The backstory on him: 45, married, four kids. Keeps a place in the city, while they live 150 miles away in ______. Is maintaining relationships with three women, one 18, one 28, one 31. I don't give a shit if he cheats on his wife, but he's totally indiscreet about it. Pictures of all three women all over the office. Tells everyone all the details. I told the dummy, "An 18-year-old girl will fuck your shit up, dummy. She will tell your wife." Anyway, there's loads more on that crap.
My problem with this guy is that he drafts dox he ought not draft. Then he brings 'em to me and says, "I just need you to sign off." I start marketing them up and he throws a fit, like a two-year-old, saying shit like, "I"m gonna get crucified if I don't get this out now." This has been going on for months.
Well, tonight I finally cracked. Told him he was wimpering and whining like a little baby and that he was gonna stop drafting shit he didn't have any business drafting and if he didn't I wasn't going to "sign off" on shit ever again.
He wasn't going down to their level - he was showing them just how childish and stupid their level is and has been all along.
Tena
I agree. And he also added substantive US House accomplishments in the 1 month they've had power.
Turkee for Weiner.
Hecate--she said, maybe my single childless friends are better company, after all.
When she said she was in college and a pre-med, she said the look of utter contempt was something she'd never experienced--and never expected to.
She said, mom, why didn't you tell me not everyone respects professionals?
Whoo! Now THAT was some whup-ass on the Republic party!!
juicy, very juicy.
Fake nails on dicks are teh grossest.
Max Planck
Not necessarily.
.
Speaking of fake...
...I had my plumbers working on a job in an apartment, putting in a shower in a bathroom where the W/D hookups were, and when they opened up the wall they found, in their words, "cheesy 70's porn" along with a cheesy men's fashion ad. They showed me the ad, but not the porn. Obviously the porn was left there by the guys who orginally built the apartments. So I ask the guys, well, was it Hustler? They say no. So I say, well, what was so cheesy about it? So they say, well, it just was cheesy. The men's hairstyles were funky. And then Barry says, and the women's breasts were weird looking.
I started cracking up, I said, well, did it ever occur to you that it's because they were REAL? There ARE no real breasts in modern porn!
Well...? Kitty?
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Hey, REPUBLIC PARTY: It's called fukking "Karma", man.
Bad Art
Payback's a bitch. If it was karma, the Republic's would instantly be transformed into frogs.
The Republic Party is kind of sad in it's angry senile dementia stage.
KO on Iran: "Do THEY know what they think they know?!"
Some former CIA guy on Olbermann regarding Bush admin. blaming Iran for trouble in Iraq: "It behooves the media to be as skeptical as possible with this."
What, are you new here?
I prefer the term "Publican" party. It fits better.
Dr. Phil is another story.
Someone -- maybe even someone here -- described him as, "The kind of self-help guy that specializes in making you feel bad because you can't afford health insurance for $1,000 a month."
Dickweed.
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he and the wife...have had every conceivable surgical,dental intervention possible,they look like wax dummies from M.Toussad
BTW, I tore that loogie-hocking wingnut a new asshole before I left work, folks.
Color me intrigued, and wanting for detail..........
I'd love to hear from the Atrios men. Do you like those fake nails?
hell NO!!! I don't much like fake anything!!!
and that new comment counter is a lie, a lie, I tells ya.
Res--let me buy you a drink.
Saw a picture of a woman with a manacure that had portions of a $100 bill perfectly glued under her nails. It was "CLASSY"! Like a big chand-a-leer.
Dr. Pedant - Weight Watchers points. It works, and keeps you on a balanced diet. It does take a little work, but once learned you can eat really well and lose weight.
I give. Going to get beer on an electrified fooling machine.
maybe bbl
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Republic Party Anthony Weiner the next majory of NYC
Hecate,
More: the dummy comes in the other day and says, "Wow, the weirdest thing happened. I am in FAMOUS RESTAURANT with Girlfriend No. 1 and I got a message from (18-year-old) Girlfriend No. 2 that said, 'Are you at FAMOUS RESTAURANT, because I think I see you in there?'" He thinks it was a cooincidence that No. 2 was there. I tell him, "Hey stupid, didn't I tell you she would fuck your shit up. SHE FOLLOWED YOU THERE, dummy."
The man is too stupid to breathe.
And he is always hocking loogies and it makes me sick.
I always thought we should have removed their "ic" a long time ago: "Republan"
But "Republic Party" has a much better ring. That was fantastic.
RIL,
I bet that cheating, loogie-hocking bastard is a Republic!!! Good job!!!
Sallyh,
It sucks that she should have to put up with that. She'll find other women in med school. I should shut up. I'm not a good feminist when it comes to women like that. And you can always tell them by the goddamn nails, splayed out in that weird way while they yack on their goddamn cell . . . .
I should shut up.
Well, tonight I finally cracked. Told him he was wimpering and whining like a little baby and that he was gonna stop drafting shit he didn't have any business drafting and if he didn't I wasn't going to "sign off" on shit ever again.
res ipsa loquitur
You go girl.
Fake nails on dicks are teh grossest.
Max Planck
Not necessarily.
.
agave
Using real nails on dicks can be pretty gross too...then there's hypodermic needles...oh wait, this isn't the BDSM thread, is it?
Fake nails on dicks are teh grossest.
Max Planck
Not necessarily.
.
agave
Real nails on dicks, however...
NTodd, Star-Bellied Smartass
You guys are *never* going to borrow my nail clipper.
Payback's a bitch. If it was karma, the Republic's would instantly be transformed into frogs.
Dr. Pedant
They look like a bunch of toads to me right now.
Yeah, but what use is base three, really?
left rev
Yeah, what is it good four?
.
agave
Five no idea.
NTodd, Star-Bellied Smartass
Well, it's six of one, half dozen the other.
left rev
What in seven's name are you talking about?
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I prefer the term "Publican" party. It fits better.
Don't ruin a good name for bars...
The Republic Party is kind of sad in it's angry senile dementia stage.
trifecta
Truth to tell, that's the only stage they have ever had or ever will have.
There's a tendency to rewrite histroy, even here: to make, say, Goldwater some kind of hero.
He wasn't; he was a fucking kook.
Reagan perfectly typifies the Republic Party, senile and stupid and living in a dream world. That's possibly why they loved him so much.
Hecate--I must have sheltered her too much. She was under the impression that all of her aspirations were admirable
ding!
whiskeyness
Ding!
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hell NO!!! I don't much like fake anything!!!
What UNE said embiggens me.
Reagan perfectly typifies the Republic Party, senile and stupid and living in a dream world. That's possibly why they loved him so much.
Dr. Pedant
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What in seven's name are you talking about?
Slow down. I just eight.
I'm not a good feminist when it comes to women like that. And you can always tell them by the goddamn nails, splayed out in that weird way while they yack on their goddamn cell . . . .
I should shut up.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
Good feminists are allowed pet peeves.
Trying to get a ride to the store, dammit. I have DVDs due.
I miss the CDM.
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Jeffraham Prestonian | Homepage | 02.09.07 - 8:13 pm | #
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what hoppend?
I bet that cheating, loogie-hocking bastard is a Republic!!! Good job!!!
Of course he is. Loves Bush. Called Lamont a "fanatic." Thinks Bush is the father, Rudy Giuliani, the son, and Joe Lieberman the holy ghost.
Fingernails???
Bwahaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! I garden! I use tools! I dig holes! I'm lucky I have fingers!
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ding!
whiskeyness
Ding!
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agave | 02.09.07 - 8:21 pm | #
Perfect timing, agave, I just started lurking (Or did you know that already Sir NSA??)
If the Iranians are supplying weapons to Iraq then they have to go either to the Shia or the Sunnis.
If the Shia are using them then we're being blown up by our ostensible allies and we're fucked.
If the Sunnis are getting them then the Iranians have made a religious breakthrough and we're fucked.
Dr. Pedant - Weight Watchers points. It works, and keeps you on a balanced diet. It does take a little work, but once learned you can eat really well and lose weight.
Finny
Long term data on diets (I don't know if they include WW--they might not be willing to participate) is very very poor. We are far better with cancer than we are with weight loss.
Nine! Ve vill not slow down!
how me the diet that works, would you please?
Dr. Pedant |
Byetta.
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GWPDA, yclept Shouty-Crackers | Homepage | 02.09.07 - 8:14 pm |
I wouldn't be surprised if they're working on Byetta for weight loss, not just solely for diabetes.
Lou Dobbs is such a douchebag.
Good feminists are allowed pet peeves.
flory
Also allowed: not suffering fools gladly.
Because there would be no mention of what the Republic Party had done. The story would be all about those juvenile Democrats.
That would be a media industrial complex problem. In fact I think that this might go along way towards the discouragement of such narratives in the future.
First we take the congress, then we start fixing that which is horribly broken, and Clinton is partly to blame.
I do however entirely understand where you are coming from, but the media is gonna run with the negative dem narrative regardless so I am on the "throw the fucking chair at the asshats" bandwagon.
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Reagan perfectly typifies the Republic Party, senile and stupid and living in a dream world. That's possibly why they loved him so much.
Dr. Pedant
Usually it's the second two characteristics. In Ronnie's case, the senility was just gravy.
Of course he is. Loves Bush. Called Lamont a "fanatic." Thinks Bush is the father, Rudy Giuliani, the son, and Joe Lieberman the holy ghost.
res ipsa loquitur
I could tell his party affiliation from his "family values" lifestyle.
Dr. Phil is another story.
. . . he and the wife
this is what I'm talking about. watch what she does with her hands sometime.
it literally makes me want to kill. i feel like boudica in that made-for-tv movie when she turned around and smiled lovingly at her entire family and then went charging into the romans, knowing she'd die, but as happy as could be because she was going to kill some of the romans first.
ok, now I'm really shutting up about this. it's just my pet peeve.
I should shut up.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
You shut up and I'm leaving this blog for good.
Do.Not.Ever.Shut.Up.
The Catholic League? Strange ad placement.
Slow down. I just eight.
NTodd, Star-Bellied Smartass
Stop being so asinine.
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Reagan perfectly typifies the Republic Party, senile and stupid and living in a dream world. That's possibly why they loved him so much.
Dr. Pedant
I try to remember back to how appalled I was he even got the nomination, much less got elected. Then I see him venerated by the Republic Party (I've surrendered) and wonder what the fuck they're gonna do with Fredo in 20 years...
I miss the CDM.
.
Jeffraham Prestonian
How much to replace it? Mebbe we could all pitch in.
Barak Obamarama on "60 Minutes" this week, with no NFL lead-in?
Joe Lieberman the holy ghost. res ipsa loquitur
You may not be ready for the logical next step, but to prepare yourself I suggest watching Bridge on the River Kwai repeatedly.
Ha vat vill you say ten?
madamab,
He actually makes adultery boring. He is so stupid and indiscreet about it. He makes me sick, but more because he whines like a 5-year-old.
Rudy Giuliani, the son, and Joe Lieberman the holy ghost.
res ipsa loquitur
Holey Goat? Well--he got one out of three right....
Hell, eleven go higher , if you want.
You may not be ready for the logical next step, but to prepare yourself I suggest watching Bridge on the River Kwai repeatedly.
JeffCO
Que?
Dr. Phil is another story. . . . he and the wife
I have one word for those two: smunctious.
Donohue? Who is this Donohue of which you type? I thought he was "Donahoe," after his mother.
I like it that Keith says, "Crap."
Good article about Liberscum and other NeoCon shit.
fingernails???
Bwahaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! I garden! I use tools! I dig holes! I'm lucky I have fingers!
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GWPDA, yclept Shouty-Crackers | Homepage | 02.09.07 - 8:23 pm
I'm surprised I have fingernails, what with working with books-big honking books, usually.
And the oranges are delicious.
res - ok, you're in my Womens Hall of Fame now, along with the Sock Woman (whose husband changed the subject in the middle of a heated argument to complain about how he couldn't find a matching pair of socks. In response to which, she waited until he left the house, then found every one of his socks, and threw them all away.)
He actually makes adultery boring. He is so stupid and indiscreet about it. He makes me sick, but more because he whines like a 5-year-old.
res ipsa loquitur
Well, you smacked his whiny Republic butt, but GOOD. [hands res some yummy chocolate]
Never seen Dr. Phil. But when they finally get around to pulling Keroack's medical license, they could throw his in the river as well, and the world would be better off, I hear.
The Catholic League? Strange ad placement.
Click it. It's not what you think.
Hecate--not endorsing being a selfish bitseach is not denying a woman a choice, it's simply putting her where she belongs.
I'll tell you, if one more bitseach critcizes my daughter in public for bottle feeding her daughter, someone's going to feel the fishwife's knives.
Karin, don't fall into that trap. It's what the young people call Ironic advertize. It is a parody ad.
wonder what the fuck they're gonna do with Fredo in 20 years...
flory
Anymore room on Rushmore?
Reagan perfectly typifies the Republic Party, senile and stupid and living in a dream world. That's possibly why they loved him so much.
Dr. Pedant
I try to remember back to how appalled I was he even got the nomination, much less got elected. Then I see him venerated by the Republic Party (I've surrendered) and wonder what the fuck they're gonna do with Fredo in 20 years...
flory
I remember that dark night in 1980 when the good puppy media called the election at 9:00 pm.
I was picturing the worst.
Hell, I didn't think it could get worse than Reagan.
Then came Monkey Boy...let me count the ways.
res - ok, you're in my Womens Hall of Fame now
Thank you.
/curtsies and blows a few kisses
Somebody at the orange place has caught Howie Kurtz astroturfing. He went to "the blogs" to get reaction to the Nancy Pelosi plane thing. Kurtz links to a blog that didn't exist until February 8th, with exactly one post. It is not linked in the search engines. Story here
Jeffraham--that is too much suckage.
I'm glad the boys are keeping you company--and they are so beautiful!
LarryElvis is really, really growing.
Got stuck on 12.
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I'll tell you, if one more bitseach critcizes my daughter in public for bottle feeding her daughter, someone's going to feel the fishwife's knives.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
My daughter was adopted so we didn't have much choice. But either way if anyone had dared to say anything....boy, I hate to think of the violence I might have been capable of.
I'll tell you, if one more bitseach critcizes my daughter in public for bottle feeding her daughter, someone's going to feel the fishwife's knives.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
I'd ask them how they would like the bottle shoved up their ass.
Some of the breast feeding advocates are fanatics.
trifecta. soooo, you don't read Atrios in da morning, do you?
Que? res ipsa loquitur
Blow that fucking bridge to hell. Tell him if you have to hear one more word about where his dick goes your first call is to his wife and your second is to your lawyer who's been hoping for a nice big sexual harassment lawsuit against some Borg, and your third is to his bosses to explain why you're suing them.
(whose husband changed the subject in the middle of a heated argument to complain about how he couldn't find a matching pair of socks. In response to which, she waited until he left the house, then found every one of his socks, and threw them all away.)
Great story. And I bet the next time he looked for socks she said "What? They were all unmatched anyway."
I'll tell you, if one more bitseach critcizes my daughter in public for bottle feeding her daughter, someone's going to feel the fishwife's knives.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
Would you like me to sharpen them for you?
Hell, I didn't think it could get worse than Reagan.
Then came Monkey Boy...let me count the ways.
Terry C, Pelosi Fan
Yeah. I'm afraid to think "Fredo is as bad as it gets" because I don't want them to feel compelled to prove me wrong.
I'll admit that Mlle handles herself quite nicely. She generally just looks at her accusers coldly and says, mind your own fucking business.
Twelve is the loneliest number that you've ever heard....
I don't get the hostility [probably that's too strong a word] toward women with fauxnails. Why should I care about other women's fingernails?
Blow that fucking bridge to hell. Tell him if you have to hear one more word about where his dick goes your first call is to his wife and your second is to your lawyer who's been hoping for a nice big sexual harassment lawsuit against some Borg, and your third is to his bosses to explain why you're suing them.
JeffCO
I like it.
I'm surprised I have fingernails, what with working with books-big honking books, usually.
The dirty little secret of scholars everywhere - paper handling destroys the skin on your hands and destroys your nails. The dust, the acid, the dryness - better to pick tomatoes.
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JeffCO | 02.09.07 - 8:30 pm |
Whoa!
I'm actually more offended by his stupidity and whining than I am about his sex life, which just seems sort of pathetic. Like I said, he makes adultery seem dull.
I was traveling this AM.
Monica--we have a department admin whom I adore, but listening to her nails rattling on her keyboard all day can be more than I can take.
Kurtz links to a blog that didn't exist until February 8th, with exactly one post. It is not linked in the search engines. Story here
trifecta
Lemme guess. The one post is all about Empress Nancy and what a prima donna she is.
And the URL tracks back to the RNC.
Keith: 57 years ago today was the beginning of McCarthyism.
funnier better and earlier version of the Kurtz story
http://www.rogerailes.blogspot.com/
Also JeffCo, what I want is for one of the girlfriends to bust him with the wife. He deserves it. He's deathly afraid of being sued for divorce. Rightly so, too.
if one more bitseach critcizes my daughter in public for bottle feeding her daughter, someone's going to feel the fishwife's knives.
Well, see, that's what I'm talking about. We went through all of that so that women could have choices and could do what was best for themselves and their families. If you have time to beat up on another woman for bottle-feeding her baby, maybe you need to volunteer at the local soup kitchen or something. I just think we didn't do a good job of making sure that the current generation of young women appreciated what we went through. It was because so many of us had been guilted to death by our own mothers who had no choice but to stay home in the 50s, but, still, we should have made sure that they learned more about feminism and our struggles so that they would do better things with their once and precious lives than beat up on each other for having, or not having, jobs or for whether they had natural childbirth or used bottles, for Freya's sake. I'm rambling, aren't I?
Auntie GWPDA--the joy of primary sources--dry skin, ruined nails, and paper cuts.
Wow. Single men lined up for a mile and women doing the picking? I likee.
Hecate--no. As I said, I think I sheltered my daughter too much; she was initially amazed that these things would even be issues.
Jenny McCarthyism?? Jeeze, she doesn't look that old by a long shot.
Except her nailz. Thay're a dead giveaway.
Why should I care about other women's fingernails?
You shouldn't. It's just me being a peevish old woman.
Some of the breast feeding advocates are fanatics.
Terry C, Pelosi Fan
How do they even know it's not breast milk in the bottle? People are too damned Gladys Kravitzy.
Scott McClellan on CSpan 2.
Inside joke?
The Hosts glibs that Scott McMellon was the one "in handcuffs" at the whitehouse.
Scotty "took on that role"(his words) and even , at times, "had his hands tied behind his back."
I'll tell you, if one more bitseach critcizes my daughter in public for bottle feeding her daughter, someone's going to feel the fishwife's knives.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
What a strange turnaround tho - last generation, nobody much cared, the one before that breastfeeding was regarded as nearly antique and the bottle the absolutely correct thing to offer.... Mummy loved it because it was the only time she had any bosom - but I can't recollect anyone concerning themselves with the choice politically. Autres moeurs....
Yeah. I'm afraid to think "Fredo is as bad as it gets" because I don't want them to feel compelled to prove me wrong.
Giuliani, say, or McCranky.
Keith: 57 years ago today was the beginning of McCarthyism.
JT
And it's never really ended in this country.
I'm actually more offended by his stupidity and whining than I am about his sex life, which just seems sort of pathetic. Like I said, he makes adultery seem dull. res ipsa loquitur
I predict you will make zero progress with this kind of guy telling him you're sick of his whining. If your goal is to get him to stay the fuck out of your office, kick him in the balls. Whether it's metaphorical or literal I leave to your discretion. Brook no shit.
Max P--best response Mlle ever gave? "No, that's not formula, it's a White Russian."
What UNE said embiggens me.
i love to embiggen, never to embolden.
Nice work Res, and if I may offer a tiny piece of advice? Stop warning him about the 18 year old, and simply enjoy the inevitable trainwreck.
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What in seven's name are you talking about?
Slow down. I just eight.
NTodd, Star-Bellied Smartass
I eight two four one nine times two day
Some of the breast feeding advocates are fanatics.
Terry C, Pelosi Fan
How do they even know it's not breast milk in the bottle? People are too damned Gladys Kravitzy.
Max Planck
Exactly. They need to butt out.
I'm rambling, aren't I?
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
We didn't do a very good job of making sure the next generation learned a lot.
How not to get involved in stupid wars.
How pernicious fear and bigotry are.
What equal rights is all about.
All the battles we fought are being fought again.
And probably will be again, and again, and again.....
I'm actually more offended by his stupidity and whining than I am about his sex life, which just seems sort of pathetic. Like I said, he makes adultery seem dull.
You could just repeat the gossip to the other women in the office. Then he'll wonder why they're all smirking or giggling when he walks by.
How do they even know it's not breast milk in the bottle? People are too damned Gladys Kravitzy.
Max Planck | Homepage | 02.09.07 - 8:35 pm | #
Not to mention they were the same damn folks who picked on me for breastfeeding in public...
Monica--we have a department admin whom I adore, but listening to her nails rattling on her keyboard all day can be more than I can take.
Sallyh,
Heh - the joys of a job. Especially one that involves any kind of office.
Roger Ailes skewers Howie the Ho.
Scotty said he gladly took on that responsibility. Under no circumstances would anyone try and tie the pResident's hands behind his back. If Scotty was there in his stead to take on that task...
Why should I care about other women's fingernails?
You shouldn't. It's just me being a peevish old woman.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator | Homepage | 02.09.07 - 8:35 pm | #
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eyesore
hey CLINT EASTWOOD is a big wanker...
he said today...W IS DA BOMB,and he supports his TENACITY...tru dat
sittenpretty ,MCI SUCKS
Clint the Squint is getting senile, methinks.
Tena--she's a great admin and takes a lot of shit from the profs, so I never hassle her, but man...how can one type with one inch nails?
He's deathly afraid of being sued for divorce. Rightly so, too. res ipsa loquitur
Exactly my point. If he insists on showing you his ass, the proper response is to kick it as hard as you can.
I'm surprised I have fingernails, what with working with books-big honking books, usually.
The dirty little secret of scholars everywhere - paper handling destroys the skin on your hands and destroys your nails. The dust, the acid, the dryness - better to pick tomatoes.
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GWPDA, yclept Shouty-Crackers | Homepage | 02.09.07 - 8:32 pm
Mine are in pretty decent shape, amazingly so. I think the hand dryness right now comes from all the hand washing, not all the paper.
Heh - the joys of a job. Especially one that involves any kind of office.
Tena
You should hear the hyena laugh of the woman two cubes down from me.
If your goal is to get him to stay the fuck out of your office, kick him in the balls.
Unfortunately, I have to work with him. I want him to stop whining and stop getting over-the-top agitated every time we have to work together. I want him to chill the fuck out and act like a calm, mature, professional person.
Not to mention they were the same damn folks who picked on me for breastfeeding in public...
Heh.
Funny how that works, isn't it?
aiight bats. Time to find my gate. I shall next speak to you from CA, goddess willing....
res,
Actually I like JeffCo's Embiggening solution better than my shadenfreude laced one. FWIW.
damn Jeff,
I want you on my team, 'kay?
Ha-ha. Obamarama begins at Springfield, home of Lincoln.
B-B-B-But I thought the Republic party was the "Party of Lincoln?"
Pawnd.
I've seen a "fanatic" (or at least very dedicated) member of the Le Leche league with a 3 year old at her husband's company picnic. The little kid came back from playing with other little kids and unbutonned mommy's shirst cause he was a wee bit peckish after playing so hard. Like a big messy car wreck, I just couldn't look away.
what's not to like about hugo chavez?
Tena--she's a great admin and takes a lot of shit from the profs, so I never hassle her, but man...how can one type with one inch nails?
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
We were taught to type with the pads of our fingers, not the tips....
That being said, I used to drive my co-workers in the Technologies section of the Borg out of their minds by rattling away at 140wpm on the old style metal IBM keyboards. Cubes would quiet, conversation cease until somebody would shreik, For the Love of G_d Montreasor, SLOW EFFING DOWN.....
Sooorrry....
Some of the breast feeding advocates are fanatics.
Terry C, Pelosi Fan
How do they even know it's not breast milk in the bottle? People are too damned Gladys Kravitzy.
Max Planck
They don't. Hence, fanatics. I had a good friend make my wife feel bad because she's pumping at work, and we have to augment with formula now because our little piglet eats so much. We bottle feed because my wife and I can't afford to have her stay at home. The breastfeeder fanatics are fucking annoying, privileged and elitist in their own way. Probably white, too.
I've seen a "fanatic" (or at least very dedicated) member of the Le Leche league with a 3 year old at her husband's company picnic. The little kid came back from playing with other little kids and unbutonned mommy's shirst cause he was a wee bit peckish after playing so hard. Like a big messy car wreck, I just couldn't look away.
Bad Art
Three year old kid...unfucking real!
Oh, Keith, you silly, handsome man.
According to Tweety and Co., Al Gore is too fat to be president.
In fact, Al Gore is so fat that I'm going to have start inserting "Al Gore is too fat to be president" in my "blah blah blah" troll response.
I want him to chill the fuck out and act like a calm, mature, professional person.
res ipsa loquitur
Didn't you say he was a Republic? With three mistresses?
You might want to set your sights a little lower...
I suppose it's too late for Jean Arthur to portray AB Stoddard.
I want him to stop whining and stop getting over-the-top agitated every time we have to work together. I want him to chill the fuck out and act like a calm, mature, professional person.
res ipsa loquitur
Good luck with that. Na ga ha pen.
I kinda like JeffCo's response.
Bear in mind, this fella for sure right now is thinking of ways to fuck you, in all senses of the word.
res - not to go all Zen on you or anything, but acting like a calm, mature professional is not in his nature. You would probably be best advised to view it whenever possible as a source of amusement rather than tribulation. Though you'll inevitably have to tear him new ones on a regular basis.
Monica--we have a department admin whom I adore, but listening to her nails rattling on her keyboard all day can be more than I can take.
I can appreciate that, being a hater of colleagues' foibles, as I am.
You shouldn't. It's just me being a peevish old woman.
I *love* peevish old women!
Clint the Squint is getting senile, methinks.
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i REALLY HATE THESE BULLIES
You could just repeat the gossip to the other women in the office.
Dude, the entire office knows. He blabs about it to anyone who will listen.
The breastfeeder fanatics are fucking annoying, privileged and elitist in their own way. Probably white, too.
Chuffy
Tried it when I gave birth to my son in 1984.
Wears you out, ties you down.
They can have it.
Exactly my point. If he insists on showing you his ass, the proper response is to kick it as hard as you can.
JeffCO
Okay.
Clint is hoping for a Medal of Free Dumb.
Chuffy--Mlle had a choice: go back on lithium and stop nursing, or go batshit insane.
The first pediatrician she had told her to 'tough it out for a year.' She fired him immediately.
According to Tweety and Co., Al Gore is too fat to be president.
Tweety is calling someone fat?
KO says Gore might run!!! Oh please, oh please....
Bear in mind, this fella for sure right now is thinking of ways to fuck you, in all senses of the word.
Not on his best day, or my worst, in all senses of the word.
damn Jeff, I want you on my team, 'kay? -UNE_InarticulateShiftlessLazy™
I'll die before I surrender, Tim.
res - you actually do have a good cause of action with the son of a bitch. He is making a reasonable woman feel uncomfortable, demeaned and harassed. Discuss this with the Office Administrator and make your point very clear.
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Tena--she's a great admin and takes a lot of shit from the profs, so I never hassle her, but man...how can one type with one inch nails?
Sallyh
Since I cut mine so that the tips are even with my fingertips - I have no idea. I've never been able to stand long fingernails and I don't like manicures. They look bad on me, IMO, anyway. And I can't stand not being able to feel I can use my hands freely.
Now pedicures are something else - but that's not what we're talking about.
I've seen many and many a county clerk or court clerk with 2 inch long, decorated nails, tap away on a keyboard. I guess they train themselves, rather as I trained myself to sleep on brush rollers when I was 13.
I'm sure I have permanent holes in my head.
The first pediatrician she had told her to 'tough it out for a year.'
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
What an asshole. What a complete motherfucking moron.
"What do you call the person at the bottom of their med school grade rankings?"
"Doctor."
Please make Al run. Pleasepleaseplease.
Al Gore, we need you.
And you are, to my mind, the real 43rd President.
Roger Ailes skewers Howie the Ho.
It's time that Democrats rip fuckers like Kurtz a new asshole when they happen to be on the air. Go out of their way to mention which specific "reporters" are lying and distorting information.
Three year old kid...unfucking real!
Terry C, Pelosi Fan
Not really. I know someone who bf'd her boy until he was almost 5. It's not unheard of, except in the US...nonetheless, I take umbrage with anyone who gets holier than thou on me...
Gore should keep his powder dry, at least till next Sep-Oct. We'll all be so fukkin sick of ALL the primary candidates by then he'll seem like a cool breeze by the time the people vote. The "New Guy".
You should hear the hyena laugh of the woman two cubes down from me.
I had a horrible cough all Autumn long until I finallly got to the ENT. Lovely woman next door to me, born and bred in China, came over one day with a cup of tea for me. I wanted to die. I'm sure she'd been sitting in her office for a week going, "if that idiot coughs one more time . . . ."
Dr. Pedant--her second pediatrician was like, 'he told you WHAT?!'
Chuffy--Mlle had a choice: go back on lithium and stop nursing, or go batshit insane.
The first pediatrician she had told her to 'tough it out for a year.' She fired him immediately.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
This crap about women should stop being an individual with wants and rights once they get pregnant - and give birth - pisses me off.
The whole self-denial thing pisses me off. You can't take care of others till you take care of yourself.
[points at Bill O'Shithead]
Ha ha!
Keith: "Billo chokes on his falafel..."
Stop warning him about the 18 year old, and simply enjoy the inevitable trainwreck.
UNE does embiggen us all.
I want him to chill the fuck out and act like a calm, mature, professional person.
Just like back in the day running behind...........This is not gonna happen.
DP and JeffCo are right, you are working with a 5 year old, you will have to kick his ass.
And I know that you can do it.
I love the reference to the republic party...We should start also using the term republican-americans to describe these people. republican-americans are in a world and class of their own we must acknowledge that difference.
Three year old kid...unfucking real!
Terry C, Pelosi Fan
Not really. I know someone who bf'd her boy until he was almost 5. It's not unheard of, except in the US...nonetheless, I take umbrage with anyone who gets holier than thou on me...
Chuffy
Five years old is creepy.
Regarding nails, how long are too long? (I mean in terms of tasteful.) I keep mine about 1/4" long and they're real and unpolished, and I can type, cut and lay tile, garden, etc with no problem. The fuckers just grow and only rarely break...I have to clip the pinkies especially, otherwise, they look like "coke nails".
AB Stoddard shrill shill only too happy to pimp the Boxer lie a couple of weeks ago and she works for a publication that features Dick Morris
Oh, Keith, you scamp!
[pic of Bill-o, headline: DISGRACE
Richard,
I agree with your idea about Dems exposing and condemning reporters and media people who lie or distort them routinely.
The only problem is that there are so many! Kurtz, all of FUX NEWS, Tweety, Scarboy, Tucker, Wolfie, Glenn Beck, Imus, etc.... ad nauseum...
Glad to see I'm not the only one who caught the "republic" party. It's at -2:12 from the end for anyone who missed it.
"you might possibly think so, but I couldn't comment"
I want him to chill the fuck out and act like a calm, mature, professional person. res ipsa loquitur
Others have pointed out the logical fallacy here. You can't change who he is, but you can offer him some consequences for how he behaves around you. Of course, it really only works when you're willing to detonate the charges.
Bill O'Reilly is a moron.
Does this asshole have kids?????
Would he like it if that had happened to HIS son?
All this talk about breastfeeding is making me hungry.
Chuffy--Mlle had a choice: go back on lithium and stop nursing, or go batshit insane.
The first pediatrician she had told her to 'tough it out for a year.' She fired him immediately.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
Say what you will, but I'm really quite happy to be a man. I hope she got her copayment back...people really don't surprise me anymore, but c'mon, what year is this? 1743?
BF if the way to go, but you do what you have to do. Tough it out? She should have stabbed him in the shoulder and said the same to him...then asked for her lithium.
Greta is a Doof
that is all
I thought it was kind of erotic to learn about the boys who were in line to be successors to the emperor's thrones in China having wet nurses up to their adolescence.
The fuckers just grow and only rarely break...
Lucky girl. Mine grow to about 1/4" and then they all tear and chip.
(whose husband changed the subject in the middle of a heated argument to complain about how he couldn't find a matching pair of socks. In response to which, she waited until he left the house, then found every one of his socks, and threw them all away.)
This is why I'm not wearing socks,
,
(correct quote is "You might well think that. I couldn't possibly comment" though)
You can't change who he is, but you can offer him some consequences for how he behaves around you.
Well, it would also have the amusing side effect of giving him an instantaneous attack of diarrea...
Okay, I'll do it!
winner: He said it about 20 times during that clip.
I want him to chill the fuck out That being said, I used to drive my co-workers in the Technologies section of the Borg out of their minds by rattling away at 140wpm on the old style metal IBM keyboards. Cubes would quiet, conversation cease until somebody would shreik, For the Love of G_d Montreasor, SLOW EFFING DOWN.....
Holy crap!! 140wpm? Of course I have no trouble believing this.
I think I have just figured out the first stop on the time travel express, whenever i get that damn thing completed.
.
O'Wanker has TWO young kids!!!
Wife: Maureen E. McPhilmy (public relations executive, m. Nov-1996, 2 children)
Daughter: Madeline (b. 1999)
Son: Spencer (b. 2003)
The only problem is that there are so many! Kurtz, all of FUX NEWS, Tweety, Scarboy, Tucker, Wolfie, Glenn Beck, Imus, etc.... ad nauseum...
Rudy
From what I've seen, Sen. Webb would look them over, spit on the ground, and say, "I've been up against worse."
The whole self-denial thing pisses me off. You can't take care of others till you take care of yourself.
Terry C, Pelosi Fan
No, I'm sorry; you're missing the point. Mental illness is not something you surmount. And for a doctor to think so...my God. It's really appalling.
Anderson Cooper? Me-ow!
According to Tweety and Co., Al Gore is too fat to be president.
If FDR were alive today, they'd be saying that he's too crippled to be president.
O'Really has a blog at WaPo?
Jesus, I need a drink.
Would SOMEONE please smack the fuck out of O'Reilly????
All this talk about breastfeeding is making me hungry.
rorschach, 3rd-Tier Atriot
That's funny. It was making me horny.
All this talk about breastfeeding is making me hungry.
Yeah, I think I'm gonna go find something to nipple on...
"blah blah blah" troll response.
Damn res, I had almost forgotten one of the best troll responses evah..........
.
SWINE!
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Bill O'Reilly is a moron.
Does this asshole have kids?????
Would he like it if that had happened to HIS son?
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yup
he was fellafelling when wifey was preggars!
O'Wanker has TWO young kids!!!
those poor, poor kids.
From what I've seen, Sen. Webb would look them over, spit on the ground, and say, "I've been up against worse."
Max Planck
Its Clobberin Time!!!!!
♪♪ One thing you can't hide
Is when you're crippled inside. ♪♪
-- John Lennon
The whole self-denial thing pisses me off. You can't take care of others till you take care of yourself.
Terry C, Pelosi Fan
No, I'm sorry; you're missing the point. Mental illness is not something you surmount. And for a doctor to think so...my God. It's really appalling.
Dr. Pedant
Sorry. I did miss the point.
That doctor had NO right to tell her to "tough it out for a year."
Where did that guy get his medical license?
Yeah, I think I'm gonna go find something to nipple on...
NTodd, Star-Bellied Smartass | Homepage | 02.09.07 - 8:52 pm | #
Double-Stuffed aureoles?
NToddler: take yer time to savour it. Areola it around in your mouth for a while.
All this talk about breastfeeding is making me hungry.
rorschach, 3rd-Tier Atriot
That's funny. It was making me horny.
Dr. Pedant | 02.09.07 - 8:52 pm | #
All this talk about breastfeeding is making me hungry.
Yeah, I think I'm gonna go find something to nipple on...
NTodd, Star-Bellied Smartass | Homepage | 02.09.07 - 8:52 pm | #
That's funny, it was making me glad my kids are way past nursin'.
Bill Orally, worst swine in the world.
Bill Orally suffers from terminal egomania caused by the need to cover up his absolute lack of intelligence or talent.
Hello Sallyh are you feeling better today?
UNE: Check it, dude.
Dr. Pedant--you don't surmount bipolar disorder. You learn to live with it. Part of living with it is that you take your medications consistently.
As I told my daughter, you won't be a good mom if you don't take care of yourself.
Mlle went back on lithium, gave up nursing, and my 9 month old granddaughter is happy as can be and healthy as a horse.
Deacon Blues--somewhat better. I haven't been sleeping today; don't want to mess up my sleep cycle.
Wife: Maureen E. McPhilmy (public relations executive, m. Nov-1996, 2 children)
Daughter: Madeline (b. 1999)
Son: Spencer (b. 2003)
Terry C, Pelosi Fan
Trophy wife. Color me surprised. Old fart like him has no business having kids.
NToddler: take yer time to savour it. Areola it around in your mouth for a while.
Bad Art
Watch this tit for tat stuff.
You don't want to look like a boob.
O'Really has a blog at WaPo?
I think it is the guy he was attacking.
I had a horrible cough all Autumn long
Dry cough is fixed by a saltine cracker.
Watch this tit for tat stuff.
You don't want to look like a boob.
Terry C, Pelosi Fan | Homepage | 02.09.07 - 8:55 pm | #
Busted!
God, if I could only spel and tipe.
Sallyh, would some delicious ice cream work for your sore throat?
Trophy wife. Color me surprised. Old fart like him has no business having kids.
Dr. Pedant
Born in 1949.
Didn't get married till 1996.
I guess he had to wait till he got rich enough to pay someone suitable to marry him.
i met ZSA ZSA and the hubby
REVOLTING ..for real!!!!
Old fart like him has no business having kids.
In his case, he's doing them a favor by having them when he's in his 60s. It means that he'll only be around to fuck up their early lives.
i met ZSA ZSA and the hubby
REVOLTING ..for real!!!!
I think Webb realizes that the huge Republican thumb on the economic sale is the unspoken backstory in this Iraq debacle.
My wife and I watch the silent list of names George Stephy shows each Sunday at the end of his show.
18,21,22,19,19,24,19,20,25,18,23.
You think any of those kids that age dying in Iraq are from well-connected Republican families?
Where did that guy get his medical license?
Terry C, Pelosi Fan
Back of a cereal box?
Deacon Blues--do you have raspberry sorbet? (looks hopeful)
I can't deal with any more pain meds; they're wrecking my stomach.
Watch this tit for tat stuff.
You don't want to look like a boob.
Terry C, Pelosi Fan | Homepage | 02.09.07 - 8:55 pm | #
Busted!
rorschach, 3rd-Tier Atriot |
Stay abreast of this petty humor...
had a horrible cough all Autumn long
Dry cough is fixed by a saltine cracker.
1watt Hermit
Really???? I've had that problem, too. That doesn't sound like a logical cure.
5 years is creepy to me too, but I'm not about to tell a woman how to raise her child.
I live in NorCal, where there is this really sheltered, upper-crust society of highly educated women who, mostly, have never had to worry about money in their lives. They rarely need to work, or if they do, it is at a white-collar job that their education enabled them to obtain. They recycle, but they use gallons of water to wash out the plastic containers because of the ants in the back yard. Little shit like that everywhere you look...I don't take any shit from them, but I treat them respectfully. It amuses me nonetheless to be "educated" by them on issues such as breastfeeding. I have 3 sisters and almost a minor in women's studies...I can't breastfeed, but I bottle feed my daughter, breast milk mostly...and I get irritated by the "in your face" women who have had it good all their lives and have to manufacture some utopian ideal in their minds to stay sane.
All this talk about breastfeeding is making me hungry.
Well, I mean, it's better'n bottlin' it up, i'n it?
Fuck Bush!
Sorry I left the discussion for so long-- I've gone through the Yellow Pages up, down, and sideways, and I can't seem to find a home health care temporary staffing service that offers wet-nurses.
Yeah, I think I'm gonna go find something to nipple on...
NTodd, Star-Bellied Smartass
Here's something out of the ordinary for you...
Pseudomamma on the foot: An unusual presentation of supernumerary breast tissue
http://dermatology.cdlib.org/124...amma/
conde.html
Abstract
A 22-year-old woman sought medical care for a lesion in the plantar region of her left foot, a well-formed nipple surrounded by areola and hair. Microscopic examination of the dermis showed hair follicles, eccrine glands, and sebaceous glands. Fat tissue was noted at the base of the lesion. Clinical and histopathologic findings were consistent with the diagnosis of supernumerary breast tissue, also known as pseudomamma. To our knowledge, this is the first report of supernumerary breast tissue on the foot.
There are photos at the link.
Oh good grief, you boobs still mammarying about nipples?
Chuffy--I'm getting the idea that it's a lousy time to be a young mom (or dad). You have a few privileged elite trying to dictate to everyone, and everyone else struggling just to stay fed, clothed and housed.
Okay, Zsa-Zsa's husband is cracking me up.
Deacon Blues--do you have raspberry sorbet? (looks hopeful)
Just the best dang virtual raspberry sorbet you ever tasted
Richard:
Oh
My
Gawd!!!
I wasn't breastfed. Maybe that's my problem.
I'll die before I surrender, Tim
Thats why I love you tony, and A freakin' men.
masculine_monica!!!!
{{{{{mwaw}}}}}
Res, I be checking......I presume atta had a trolly?
That reminds me...I haven't seen any boobies in a long time! Where'd the boobies go? (*)(*)
Rep. Anthony Weiner reminds me a little of Adrien Brody.
Is Zsa Zsa's husband Ahnold's father?
Sallyh - you may have read this already, but if not this article may be helpful.
Ah well, carpool is leaving, and so am I.
Nytol!
Res,
A fucking thing of beauty!!!!!!
It should become a regular feature.
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my baby girl had teeth @ 1 yr. that precluded breast feeding. (or so I was told)
I dunno. I think the best response to any busybody is, "I'm sorry your life is so empty."
Is Zsa Zsa's husband Ahnold's father?
JT
AHnuld's father was a Nazi.
I don't think Prince Frederick was.
Holy crap! Viagra is in this thing, too?
Evening, rational people.
my 9 month old granddaughter is happy as can be and healthy as a horse.
Which is all that matters. Goddess, the world makes it hard enough on us, you'd think we'd stop making it hard on each other, wouldn't you?
(I know. Look at me whining about women w/ fake nails)
Hillary's seat is open to run for in '08.
One reason Sharpton's so much anti-Obama is he probably thinks the seat becomes his to fill the void.
Weiner is making it known right now he will talk the talk.
Turkee for Weiner.
UNE,
Dr. Atta J. is on vac-a.
Zsa Zsa's husband wears a baseball cap? Sartorial standards have really gone down. I didn't think she'd be caught dead with a man in a baseball cap.
Holy crap!! 140wpm? Of course I have no trouble believing this.
Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!
Breastfeeding. Documented fact. On the birth of Bunny-Bunny (first male grandchild), Mummy received between 35-45lbs of chocolates. On the birth of Sister, Mummy received between 30-40lbs of chocolates. On the birth of Moi, Mummy received between 25-35lbs of chocolates. (Pop was President of Cdn Freightways - lots of congratulating going on there.)
As children, we always referred to the Left side as Chocolate, and the Right side as Vanilla....
Off to spa.
How is Sallyh feelin', today?
.
Evening, rational people.
Diane C. Barking-Mad
somebody's delusional
that baby is soooooooooooooooooooo
cute!!!!!
Chuffy--I'm getting the idea that it's a lousy time to be a young mom (or dad). You have a few privileged elite trying to dictate to everyone, and everyone else struggling just to stay fed, clothed and housed.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
I get it from all sides. We don't live near family, so we're on our own for day care, but we both have to work. We can't really afford a house on one income, and in order to get a house, have to prove we have steady income, which hasn't been steady for a few years because we're raising kids. My wife is stressed because she hates her job, but what are we going to do? I could move near my folks, but that would defeat the purpose of living where I do...it is not something I want to do. We make too much money to qualify for tax relief, but we don't make enough to qualify us for the big tax breaks. Teetering on the edge of the middle class, with a rough ceiling to push through...yeah, raising kids is a bitch. But my girls are going to be awesome humans if I have anything to say about it...
Richard:
G-d has a plan.
Right?
But that is too strange.
Gotta go.
JeffCO--it's a great article; I gave Mlle a copy of that. I know Vivian Burt by acquaintance as well. A very compassionate researcher/clinician.
One of the things I hate about this generation is that they never, ever post the stuff I'm looking for on youtube.
*grumble*
Yay!!! My flight's delayed...
I love traveling.....
Weiner lost the dem mayoral primary here to Freddie Ferrer, which was insane. He was going to stay in the race, but pulled out at the end. Word is that the local machine told him it wasn't his turn. I could see him going for HIllary's seat. He is a smart guy with big balls.
I don't think Sharpton has senatorial ambitions.
Chuffy--I suspect they're awesome humans already.
But I will say, the climate is well nigh impossible for all but the most privileged.
Christ, Atrios... I know you don't choose your advertisers, but at some point don't you have to draw a line?
"Condoms don't save lives"?!
Maybe you could argue that as propaganda, that's pretty ineffectual.
But you're underwriting really destructive lies with this ad.
Would you run ads from Holocaust deniers?
I just watched that Cavuto Eastwood interview. I dunno, I didn't come away from it thinking Clint was a Bushite at all. A hesitating "tenacity" was all Eastwood could come up with when Cavuto pressed him for what he liked best about Shrub. He said he thought Bush's charge into Iraq guns blazing was the product of really naiive thinking.
Jeffraham--I'm still kind of out of it. Better than the last two days, though.
I refuse to take naps; the last thing I need is my sleep cycle all screwed up.
I dunno. I think the best response to any busybody is, "I'm sorry your life is so empty."
Jennifer
I prefer, " What, You've never seen a Tit before?"
I'm on my way out...gotta pick up the girls and put em on a plane to go see grandma right now.
Cheers.
Yay!!! My flight's delayed...
Weird. That never happens to me.
I didn't think she'd be caught dead with a man in a baseball cap.
Dahlink, he is a prince in zee baseball cap!
Why is the Cathilic League trying to spread aids on Eschaton?
Would you run ads from Holocaust deniers?
I don't get the reference.
somebody's delusional
1watt Hermit
Hey, it's Friday night and midway through the day I realized I would have to go into the office tomorrow to finish an Appeal for my boss.
If I want to be delusional, I'll fuckin' be delusional.
Christ, Atrios... I know you don't choose your advertisers, but at some point don't you have to draw a line?
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. HAS EVERYBODY BEEN DRINKING COORS EXTRA STUPID TONIGHT?
Jr: Have you seen the "Chad Vader, Day Shift Manager" series???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4...h?v=4wGR4-
SeuJ0
"Everyone Says I Love You" is on IFC. This has got to be one of the best looking films Woody ever shot.
I prefer, " What, You've never seen a Tit before?"
"Your husband seemed a lot more accepting of the situation..."
Prince, schmince.
Christ, Atrios... I know you don't choose your advertisers, but at some point don't you have to draw a line?
"Condoms don't save lives"?!
Maybe you could argue that as propaganda, that's pretty ineffectual.
But you're underwriting really destructive lies with this ad.
Would you run ads from Holocaust deniers?
goldstone
Er, CLICK ON IT.
I'm wicked glad there's the condom ad at the top of the page. That ad for exploding Lite Brites really offended me.
I didn't think she'd be caught dead with a man in a baseball cap.
Dahlink, he is a prince in zee baseball cap!
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met them both at a party
dumber than dirt
room scanners
So what's the matter with that guy? Why isn't he running for President?
If I want to be delusional, I'll fuckin' be delusional.
Diane C. Barking-Mad
Hey, I drunk, was just happy to spell delusional.
What NTodd meant to say was, perhaps you should click on the link before you express an opinion.
Weiner is, like, Richard Lewis played by Adrien Brody.
I like... he's wound a little tight.
Prince, schmince.
Karin
But can you say it five times fast?
Prince, schmince.
Karin
A prince with no money.
Sort of the type of guys Gloria Swanson, Mae Murray and some of the silent movie queens got hooked up with back in the early days of Hollywood.
Thanks for the tip about clicking on it... cause I NEVER click on right wing ads.
And NTodd... be civil. Really.
Coors Xtra Stupid?
Never Coors, dude.
What NTodd meant to say was, perhaps you should click on the link before you express an opinion.
What'd I say?
Holy Shit: Think Progress:
At a farewell reception at Blair House for the retiring chief of protocol, Don Ensenat, who was President Bush’s Yale roommate, the president shook hands with Washington Life Magazine’s Soroush Shehabi. A grandson of one of the late Shah’s ministers, Soroush said, “Mr. President, I simply want to say one U.S. bomb on Iran and the regime will remain in power for another 20 or 30 years and 70 million Iranians will become radicalized.”
“I know,” President Bush answered.
“But does Vice President Cheney know?” asked Soroush.
The president chuckled and walked away.
And NTodd... be civil. Really.
No.
Why is the Cathilic League trying to spread aids on Eschaton?
immanentize
Why do you think it's an ad?
So... Re-HICA!
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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. HAS EVERYBODY BEEN DRINKING COORS EXTRA STUPID TONIGHT?
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Why, yes. Why do you ask?
Atrios lied and people died.
I cannot believe it took so long for ugly homophobia to raise its head here.
Condoms save lives. You'd have to be a fucking moron not to know that.
Click on it? Uh, no, that's how I lost a hard drive in 2001.
Perhaps I'm mistaken and Al Sharpton is slated to run for the kid's Rep. seat when he runs for Senate... does make more sense.
Yay!!! My flight's delayed...
Weird. That never happens to me.
NTodd, Star-Bellied Smartass
Air traffic controllers hanging out behind the Tastee Freeze are they?
I think was NTodd was saying was: *now* that it's the weekend, how about another solid gold ignorethestupidbrownshirtfucks marathon?
My knight in white satin armor is coming from Kingston Springs to cart me to the Blockbustah. And the beer place.
I just came back with all the beer I need, tonight, though.
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Hey, Immanentize. It's been a while...
Hey, I drunk, was just happy to spell delusional.
1watt Hermit
And, dear 1watt, I am about to work on just that same state of existence.
Atrios lied and people died.
I cannot believe it took so long for ugly homophobia to raise its head here.
HERE, HAVE ANOTHER BLOW TO THE HEAD.
The president chuckled and walked away.
ellroon, Leave Iraq/n now!
linkie
HAS EVERYBODY BEEN DRINKING COORS EXTRA STUPID TONIGHT?
NTodd, Star-Bellied Smartass
It was on sale at Krogers.
I wish Atrios would bring back Ignignokt.
DA MOON RULZ #1!!!
I prefer, " What, You've never seen a Tit before?"
1watt Hermit
A really nice pair of tits
Why is the Cathilic League trying to spread aids on Eschaton?
Click on the link. You end up at an AIDs advocacy site that discredits the Catholic League. You're supposed to be appalled by the "condoms don't save lives" quote.
http://thinkprogress.org/2007/02...-will-backfire/
Chuffy,
I'm sorry you and the wife are taking shit from all these people. NYC is filled with them, too. They are literally out of touch with stuff most of the planet has to deal with.
It's not an excuse. It's just an explanation.
I think was NTodd was saying was: *now* that it's the weekend, how about another solid gold ignorethestupidbrownshirtfucks marathon?
Damn it, I'm fresh out. You're forcing me to go out in the cold, you bastard.
Condoms save lives. You'd have to be a fucking moron not to know that.
Bob Dumb
And you'd have to appreciate irony to expect your response.
My knight in white satin armor is coming from Kingston Springs to cart me to the Blockbustah. And the beer place.
I just came back with all the beer I need, tonight, though.
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Jeffraham Prestonian | Homepage | 02.09.07 - 9:12 pm | #
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so fill me in
what hoppend?
It was on sale at Krogers.
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What I'm saying. You like bath mats too?
res,
Oh kind one
Remember when you were studying for the bar and kept your head down until the deal was done.
That's me right now tenure-wise.
You people and your casual trips to places like Kroger... dang.
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"Everyone Says I Love You" is on IFC. This has got to be one of the best looking films Woody ever shot.
res ipsa loquitur
I loved the part where the son is a real right wing asshole.
And then they find out it was a blood clot blocking the flow of blood to the brain....once it was removed, he became a liberal.
Any news on your stolen scooter, JP?
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. HAS EVERYBODY BEEN DRINKING COORS EXTRA STUPID TONIGHT?
Stoli, just like always.
I clicked on an add with a really cute woman once on this site. Turns out she was a crazy fundie and they were MAKING FUN OF HER! I've never clicked on anything here since then. Just brings me down.
Dudes it was parody!!!
Whose tits do I have to suck to get my blog linked to?
Condoms save lives. You'd have to be a fucking moron not to know that.
Bob Dumb
William Donahue and his crew ARE fucking morons.
immanentize,
When will you know?
(Maybe you want to hang out -- there has been some luck around here on that score. NYMary got a tenure-track gig.)
sittenpretty: so fill me in
what hoppend?
I worked 39 hours, thanks to Soprano. She also exposed me to the fact that Wild Oats has SNPA in 24 oz. bottles! $2.99!
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...perhaps you should click on the link before you express an opinion.
See, here's the problem: why would you click on an ad that looks exactly like an ad you'd vehemently disagree with?
Irony is all well and good, but to work, it needs an ingredient missing here: irony.
“But does Vice President Cheney know?” asked Soroush.
The president chuckled and walked away.
Chuckled? He hasn't got a clue.
Worst. President. Ever.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. HAS EVERYBODY BEEN DRINKING COORS EXTRA STUPID TONIGHT?
Stoli, just like always.
I've been dipping into the Moonauana myself.
What I'm saying. You like bath mats too?
mena
They're on sale too?
Don't bogart, Jen.
See, here's the problem: why would you click on an ad that looks exactly like an ad you'd vehemently disagree with?
Curiousity? Golly, sometimes I even read the Washington Times. Go figure.
ellroon: Any news on your stolen scooter, JP?
In a sign that is surely good for me, the detective called and asked me if it was a fucking bicycle (umm, it has tags, dumbass).
Sahib's cameras, though numerous, none were trained on the scooter.
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They're on sale too?
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You know what I'm taalking about, girlfriwnd. Two for one!
I worked 39 hours, thanks to Soprano. She also exposed me to the fact that Wild Oats has SNPA in 24 oz. bottles! $2.99!
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Jeffraham Prestonian | Homepage | 02.09.07 - 9:15 pm | #
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wheres the death machine???
and my peach suede glove?
Whose tits do I have to suck to get my blog linked to?
Bob Dumb
Mine, upthread.
Soroush Richard Shehabi is a Senior Political Advisor for General Wesley K. Clark
really? Good on NYMary -- is she still in my homeland, Bingo?
If luck is to be had -- I'm having it 'cause I will need a bit.
As for Coors, emm, not so much.
In a sign that is surely good for me, the detective called and asked me if it was a fucking bicycle (umm, it has tags, dumbass).
Sahib's cameras, though numerous, none were trained on the scooter.
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Jeffraham Prestonian | Homepage | 02.09.07 - 9:17 pm
rats
Whose tits do I have to suck to get my blog linked to?
Bob Dumb
Denny Hastert's, sadly.
You people and your casual trips to places like Kroger... dang.
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Jeffraham Prestonian | Homepage | 02.09.07 - 9:14 pm
I miss the days when I lived a five minute walk from Kroger's.
Now I have no car, and must bus to go shopping, and with the new, crappy, bus schedules ... Agh!
Did someone call me?
I'm busy preparing for the rapture at the moment, thinking about whether Kirk Cameron should be left behind.
im glad it is gone..i fear it
OT, but has anyone ever heard of the reporter William Thomas? He wrote the Israeli Army was about to strike Iran with nukes in January:
http://www.willthomas.net/
Conver...ike_On_Iran.htm
Anyone heard anything about this?
I'm sick of how NTodd is always incivil. He is a hetero puke!
sittenpretty: wheres the death machine???
and my peach suede glove?
The former, no one but the thieving bastids what took it know; the latter has also not been recovered at the restaurants we frequented.
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I'm busy preparing for the rapture at the moment, thinking about whether Kirk Cameron should be left behind.
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What happens to the pope?
im glad it is gone..i fear it
"Now like the Scorpions before you, you will bow to your digital rulers."
I'M REALLY PISSED OFF THAT ATRIOS IS ADVERTISING FOR THE CATHOLIC LEAGUE, AN ORGANIZATION NOTORIOUS FOR HATING NONWHITE MUSICIANS!
Jeffraham--is the CDM insured?
pope on a rope.
Good on NYMary -- is she still in my homeland, Bingo?
Nah, Vestal. Way diff'rent.
I'm sick of how NTodd is always incivil. He is a hetero puke!
Thers, Ethics Boss
Who cares what lower tier bloggers think?
I'm sick of how NTodd is always incivil. He is a hetero puke!
Thers, Ethics Boss | Homepage | 02.09.07 - 9:20 pm | #
I need to figure out a schtick to call my own...
sittenpretty: im glad it is gone..i fear it
Fear The Glove!
(Fear The Smell? Fear The Smell Of The Glove?)
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Thers can suck by big Ukranian cock.
sittenpretty: wheres the death machine???
and my peach suede glove?
The former, no one but the thieving bastids what took it know; the latter has also not been recovered at the restaurants we frequented.
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Jeffraham Prestonian | Homepage | 02.09.07 - 9:20 pm | #
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Late to the game, but ... oh, snap! I didn't know Weiner had it in him. That was a star performance ... must've been saving up the snark for years, and it all came out in a real talk-to-the-hand diva outpouring. Bravo.
Thers can suck by big Ukranian cock.
NTodd, Star-Bellied Smartass | Homepage | 02.09.07 - 9:21 pm | #
If I'm standing next to you, then perhaps.
I know I'm late to this party, but I think I had three orgasms watching the video. The Republic Party? Yes! Hit em with the chair!!
"Publican party" is better.
Oh, and good evening again to everyone. Fuck boosh.
First report from "the surge" - Iraqis forces are a mess
http://americablog.blogspot.com/...qis-
forces.html
NTODD NEEDS TO APOLOGIZE FOR HIS HATEFUL COMMENTS ABOUT IRISH CATHOLICS.
That Quaka is a FAKE-A!
Thers can suck by big Ukranian cock.
NTodd
Did you just ofer Thers some Chicken Kiev?
I'M REALLY PISSED OFF THAT ATRIOS IS ADVERTISING FOR THE CATHOLIC LEAGUE, AN ORGANIZATION NOTORIOUS FOR HATING NONWHITE MUSICIANS!
Fortunately, they also hate the Dutch, so it kinda balances out.
Sallyh: Jeffraham--is the CDM insured?
No one's database has "Ymoto" listed, so no -- all I could get a quote for was for liability.
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I'M REALLY PISSED OFF THAT ATRIOS IS ADVERTISING FOR THE CATHOLIC LEAGUE, AN ORGANIZATION NOTORIOUS FOR HATING NONWHITE MUSICIANS!
rorschach, 3rd-Tier Atriot
Well, now we've got the reason for the YouTube links.....
Franka Potenta (Matt Damon's love in the Bourne movies. Yummmmy) is going to be in a movie about a 9th century German woman who tried to get chosen as Pope. I don't think that is the same as the Avignon pope, this might be a fictional story.
Thers can suck by big Ukranian cock.
NTodd
Did you just ofer Thers some Chicken Kiev?
JR, kerosene and a match | 02.09.07 - 9:23 pm
I think NTodd has a cold...
Sadly, Vestal is a suburb-like space near Binghamton (speaking as one who was raised in Endwell which was ironically named after a shoe style).
In a sign that is surely good for me, the detective called and asked me if it was a fucking bicycle (umm, it has tags, dumbass).
Sahib's cameras, though numerous, none were trained on the scooter.
Outside Sahib's? I thought it got stolen at work.
Did you tell the detective you also lost your Creedence tapes?
NTODD NEEDS TO APOLOGIZE FOR HIS HATEFUL COMMENTS ABOUT IRISH CATHOLICS.
But it's true: you guys are impotent, sterile and drunk, and have way too many kids.
I don't think that is the same as the Avignon pope, this might be a fictional story.
Bad Art
Pope Joan?
That's a pretty cool gig, if you can get it, when you can tell your congregation that anyone who ventures the slightest off-message suggestion is "of the Devil".
Franka Potenta (Matt Damon's love in the Bourne movies. Yummmmy) is going to be in a movie about a 9th century German woman who tried to get chosen as Pope.
I'd bang that Pope!
OT, but has anyone ever heard of the reporter William Thomas? He wrote the Israeli Army was about to strike Iran with nukes in January:
http://www.willthomas.net/ Conver...ike_On_Iran.htm
Anyone heard anything about this?
ellroon, Leave Iraq/n now! | Homepage | 02.09.07 - 9:19 pm
Anybody?
Why is the an old fart fake prince married to a washed up Gabor sister on my Teevee?
I think NTodd has a cold...
Yub. And only head is cure be.
Franka Potenta (Matt Damon's love in the Bourne movies. Yummmmy) is going to be in a movie about a 9th century German woman who tried to get chosen as Pope.
I'd bang that Pope!
Thers, Ethics Boss | Homepage | 02.09.07 - 9:24 pm | #
Run, Pope, Run!
So I hear all you moondaddies and go-go gals have been jonesing for a Million Dollar Ignore the Moronic Brownshirt Fucks Weekend, yes?
You got it, babe! Brought to you by all the good folks down at Cal Worthington Chevrolet!
Bats,
May you sleep as soundly as the rich, hummusy Earth sleeps beneath the blanket of snow.
May you dream dreams that change your life, that stay with you for weeks, that show you exactly how your better self lives in the world.
May every cell in your warm animal body repair itself and may each of your chakras, from the deepest red to the most glowing indigo clean themselves and whirl like a Sufi at the dance.
May you wake up to sunlight on your eyelids, fresh air in your nostrils, and relaxed muscles all over your beautiful white bones.
Good night!
Pope Joan?
JR, kerosene and a match
Yes.
I'd bang that Pope!
Thers, Ethics Boss
You're excommunicated.
Franka Potenta (Matt Damon's love in the Bourne movies. Yummmmy) is going to be in a movie about a 9th century German woman who tried to get chosen as Pope.
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I'll watch it. I'd even hit it.
I have to finish what sittenpretty started this weekend, and find my fookin' recovery disc for the GWPDA Coalition tebo.
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Why is the an old fart fake prince married to a washed up Gabor sister on my Teevee?
Hesiod
Zsa Zsa was always famous for being famous.
I guess Prince Freddie is just into that type.
But it's true: you guys are impotent, sterile and drunk, and have way too many kids.
Ah, you just wish you had a womb so you could nurture my seed to fruition.
I don't think that is the same as the Avignon pope, this might be a fictional story.
Bad Art
Pope Joan?
JR, kerosene and a match | 02.09.07 - 9:24 pm |
Pope Lola?
NTODD NEEDS TO APOLOGIZE FOR HIS HATEFUL COMMENTS ABOUT IRISH CATHOLICS.
Yeah, but what about the Phantom zonian evil Kryptonians?
dave--you brought back Cal Worthington and His Dog Spot!
You're my hero
Franka Potenta (Matt Damon's love in the Bourne movies. Yummmmy) is going to be in a movie about a 9th century German woman who tried to get chosen as Pope.
Pope Joan!
Pope Lola?
Popa Cola.
Heh Heh Heh:
Gov. Richardson (D-NM) Says He Would Lead "Axis of Reason"
WASHINGTON — Gov. Bill Richardson said today that as president he would "lead an `axis of reason' to confront urgent global problems."
In a speech at a think-tank here, Richardson played off President Bush's "axis of evil" State of the Union address in 2002 to suggest he - unlike the Bush administration - would talk directly with hostile countries such as North Korea, Iran, Syria and Cuba.
http://www.abqtrib.com/news/2007...ays/?printer=1/
I'd bang that Pope!
Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband beat you to it. Sorry.
Ah, you just wish you had a womb so you could nurture my seed to fruition.
Thers, Ethics Boss
the love child of Thers and NTodd.
Could the world cope?
All right, bats, it's lunchtime for me.
Try not to waste away with longing for me whilst I am gone...
Oh, drat. I owe an ecclesiastical goblet of coke to JR.
I have to finish what sittenpretty started this weekend, and find my fookin' recovery disc for the GWPDA Coalition tebo.
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Jeffraham Prestonian | Homepage | 02.09.07 - 9:26 pm | #
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wish i was there to help
O.k. so I don't know my Papal history. Is this the Pope that made the Vatican start the test with the chair with the hole in it for the holy gibblets to hand through?
(I am soooooo into Franka!)
Should I eat now, or pick up something to fix (like return the broken George Foreskin grill, and git sum bred, etc.) while I'm out?
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the love child of Thers and NTodd.
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Even without two wars that may soon morph into a third, the new defense budget, at $481 billion, will be an increase of 62 percent over 2001 expenditure. This was plus 11 percent over last year. That's more than all the nations of the world put together. Add to that, Iraq, Afghanistan and the global war on terror, which have cost thus far $662 billion. The Baghdad "surge" alone is budgeted at $5.6 billion. Those who predicted a $1 trillion war appear to be on target. But the economy is booming. So President Bush must be doing something right.
He was thisclose.
Katie - can you email me? I tried to send a not to you, but it didn;t work.
Bad Art: (I am soooooo into Franka!)
My last serious affair was with a woman who looked like a cross between her and LeAnn Rimes, but closer to Rimes... very pretty, obviously German in heritage.
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the love child of Thers and NTodd.
Better get Mary's take on this.
Sorry, ellroon, never heard of the guy.
the love child of Thers and NTodd.
NThord.
damn, that is a nice video.
republic party...hahahaha.
Evening, all.
Katie - can you email me? I tried to send a not to you, but it didn;t work.
mena | 02.09.07 - 9:30 pm | #
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okkie
the love child of Thers and NTodd.
NThord.
Max Planck | Homepage | 02.09.07 - 9:31 pm | #
Sword, with a lisp?
O.k. so I don't know my Papal history. Is this the Pope that made the Vatican start the test with the chair with the hole in it for the holy gibblets to hand through?
Bad Art
Not really.
The chairs in question are somewhat older than the Papacy.
the catholic league are a bunch of retards! er... i mean fucking morons... hateful, perverse, idiotic...
will that prevent me from working for dem candidates - tsk-tsk - it's gonna' be boring as fuck being the establishment
Regarding his discussions with reporters about Wilson's wife, "I would have been happy to unburden myself" to Cheney, Libby told the grand jury, but "he didn't want to hear it."
Buckeye: Sword, with a lisp?
No; SWAK.
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