I'MMA LET YOU FINISH

GravatarFirst!


GravatarSecond.


GravatarAnd boy, are my arms tired!


GravatarIt's depressing to see a "late night" thread show up when I've still got two hours to go here at work on a Friday night.


GravatarWell, rorsch, if it's any solace, I just got home from one of my other gigs.


GravatarAnd boy, are my arms tired!
watertiger, 4 da shorteez | Homepage | 02.09.07 - 11:12 pm | #


Tigers can swim AND fly?

Who knew?


GravatarWell, rorsch, if it's any solace, I just got home from one of my other gigs.
watertiger, 4 da shorteez | Homepage | 02.09.07 - 11:13 pm | #


Well, I'm happy that you're home, but somehow the solace isn't all that much...


GravatarFuck Bush!


GravatarHonest! Gates is telling the truth about the Iranian bombs! Really!
http://rantsfromtherookery.blogs...uth- really.html


Gravatartigers soar, baybay!


Gravataryo, ellroon. 'course Gates is telling the truth. Why ever would he lie?


GravatarD-cup kitties! at any rate...


GravatarHindenburg!!!!


GravatarPlease support White Artists for Linkage...


GravatarHindenburg!!!!
Penguins in Burma | 02.09.07 - 11:17 pm

Is this a band group? Or a bunch of compassless birds?


GravatarI remember back in the early 70's, Uniroyal, I believe, had tires that they called "Tiger Paws".


GravatarTHAT PROUD AMERICAN ORAL TRADITION

Tennessee's "Manual of Execution" is full of mistakes because the lethal injection instructions got mixed with instructions for electric chair executions.

Tennessee's procedure manual for executing prisoners is a jumble of conflicting instructions that mixes new lethal injection instructions with those for the old electric chair, an Associated Press review found.

Before a lethal injection, the 100-page "Manual of Execution" instructs prison officials to begin by shaving the condemned prisoner's head -- as if preparing him for electrocution. They would also need a fire extinguisher nearby, it says.

Gov. Phil Bredesen suspended four executions last week, calling the document a "cut-and-paste job" that needs significant revision. He set a May 2 deadline for the overhaul.

The mistakes were added last summer when Tennessee decided to update the manual after a death row inmate asked to be electrocuted, Correction Commissioner George Little said. The state's last execution took place in June, before the manual was revised.

Little attributed the errors to poor proofreading.

"This is human error," Little said. "Bottom line, it's in the typing, but certainly not in the carrying out of the actual executions."

The manual's minute-by-minute guidelines for lethal injections includes the instruction: "The Executioner will engage the automatic rheostat." A rheostat controls the voltage flowing to an electric chair.

The guidelines also tell the facility manager to disconnect the electrical cables in the rear of the chair before a doctor checks whether the lethal injection was successful.

Bredesen said Tennessee's execution teams have relied on an "oral tradition" and routine drills have ensured that lethal injections have been given properly.


GravatarI remember back in the early 70's, Uniroyal, I believe, had tires that they called "Tiger Paws".

I seem to recall those adverts.

My god, these croutons taste delicious. I haven't eaten anything since lunch.

And boy, are my arms tired.


GravatarWell, guess it is time to hit the sack and rest up for the strange collection that seems to hang around about four in the AM.


GravatarI remember back in the early 70's, Uniroyal, I believe, had tires that they called "Tiger Paws".
Max Planck | Homepage | 02.09.07 - 11:19 pm

And what happened to putting a Tiger in your Tank?


Gravatar
And boy, are my arms tired.
watertiger, 4 da shorteez | Homepage | 02.09.07 - 11:20 pm | #


Do you have a tiger in your tank?

Or are you a tiger what needs to get tanked?


GravatarNow it's "a tiger in your Bradley fighting vehicle."


Gravatarwatertigre - when you're down under this year, do me a favor and pass my email on to Elle Macpherson. Apparently she's having trouble meeting men, and I may be able to help.


GravatarTwo lines of coke for ellroon.


GravatarOr are you a tiger what needs to get tanked?

Actually, I could do with a foot rub. Been on my feet for the past seven hours.


GravatarTiger paw ice cream was my favorite as a kid.


GravatarWell, guess it is time to hit the sack and rest up for the strange collection that seems to hang around about four in the AM.
DWD - Dirty Fucking Hippy | Homepage | 02.09.07 - 11:20 pm | #


Sleep well, and try not to dream of Chris Tucker.


GravatarNow it's "a tiger in your Bradley fighting vehicle."
watertiger, 4 da shorteez


...along with whatever scrap metal you find lying around to try to armor it better.


GravatarTiger Brand Coffee is a real treat! Even tigers prefer a cup of it to real meat.


GravatarActually, I could do with a foot rub. Been on my feet for the past seven hours.
watertiger, 4 da shorteez | Homepage | 02.09.07 - 11:22 pm | #


Were I able to reach from here, I'd be glad to oblige.


Gravatarwatertigre - when you're down under this year, do me a favor and pass my email on to Elle Macpherson.

Heh. I'll see if I can hook you up.


Gravatarsittenpretty -- They's all one-of-a-kind art, but they make 'em just like this 'un... and it'd save me a LOT of trouble...
.


GravatarTwo lines of coke for ellroon.
rorschach, 3rd-Tier Atriot | Homepage | 02.09.07 - 11:21 pm

Why are you pouring my pop on the table?


GravatarTiger paw ice cream was my favorite as a kid.

I always bring Panda Paws to Liberal Mountain.


GravatarWow, what happened? It's so . . . quiet here tonight.


GravatarTiger Paws. Evidently, it didn;t take much budget back then.


GravatarNo flirting!


GravatarHeh. I'll see if I can hook you up.

It's just that it pains me so to see women go unfulfilled.


GravatarDeadliest Bomb in Iraq is Made by Iran, U.S. Says
By MICHAEL R. GORDON
WASHINGTON, Feb. 9 — The most lethal weapon directed against American troops in Iraq is an explosive-packed cylinder that United States intelligence asserts is being supplied by Iran.

The assertion of an Iranian role in supplying the device to Shiite militias reflects broad agreement among American intelligence agencies, although officials acknowledge that the picture is not entirely complete.

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/ 1...agewanted=print

Hell, that's close enough for me: let's go. A fight to the death, glory, fame, bravery, technology: what's there to lose?

(good thing I take drugs to sleep)


GravatarY'know, NTodd, I never get to try any when I'm there.

What are the key ingredients of Panda Paws?

I mean, besides the paws of pandas.


GravatarToo quiet? Watch me mix my metaphors!!
http://rantsfromtherookery.blogs...e-in- force.html


GravatarSlide show of white bengal tiger cubs...
http://news.yahoo.com/photos/ss/ ...CESmoJsdSJxieAA


GravatarI liked Tiger Bars, health food candy/granola w/carob and coconut.

WHen I was a kid, you could have put shredded coconut and sugar on a turd, and I'd have eaten it.
.


Gravatarsittenpretty -- They's all one-of-a-kind art, but they make 'em just like this 'un... and it'd save me a LOT of trouble...
.
Jeffraham Prestonian | Homepage | 02.09.07 - 11:23 pm | #
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there is no trouble
when it is convenient you can send it


GravatarCNN's featured experts on finance and investing:

William Shatner
Micky Dolenz
Cheryl Tiegs
Ron Howard
Barry Williams
Mark Spitz
David Cassidy
Bob Cowsill
Denzel Washington
Bruce Jenner
Chaka Kahn
Grace Slick
Bradley Whitford
James Taylor
Donny Osmond
Jerry Seinfeld
Alice Walker
Tim Matheson
Bobby Seale
Arnold Schwarzenegger


GravatarBy the way...that music video was rather silly.


GravatarWow, what happened? It's so . . . quiet here tonight.
watertiger, 4 da shorteez


ANNA NICOLE ANNA NICOLE ANNA NICOLE ANNA NICOLE iraq ANNA NICOLE ANNA NICOLE ANNA NICOLE ANNA NICOLE ANNA NICOLE AN...

[click]

Sorry...had the TV on too loud...


GravatarTiger Paws. Evidently, it didn;t take much budget back then.

omigod, i'm having flashbacks.


GravatarWow, what happened? It's so . . . quiet here tonight.
watertiger, 4 da shorteez | Homepage | 02.09.07 - 11:24 pm | #


Shh!


GravatarWhat are the key ingredients of Panda Paws?

You're saying NTodd has bamboozled a master chef?


Gravatarrorschach, Pat Robertson threatened to kill the body builder?
http://nocapital.blogspot.com/ 20...101387512463854


GravatarWhat are the key ingredients of Panda Paws?

Icecream. And love.


GravatarCNN QUICK VOTE

"Do you see parallels between the lives and deaths of Marilyn Monroe and Anna Nicole Smith?"

Yes O
No O


GravatarDoes anyone have a good first aid site? Thanks
Husband poured hot water on foot...lg area..
Has been soaking in ice water but put neosporin on first and shouldn't have.
ugh


Gravatarsittenpretty: when it is convenient you can send it

What I am saying is, due to my transportationally-challenged status as a non-American, it's easier for me to buy one very much like it on the Intertubes, and have THEM ship it to you. Walking with that thing for 1.5 miles to catch a bus to the USPS is going to suck.
.


GravatarErinPDX: blisters? Skin intact?


GravatarWhat are the key ingredients of Panda Paws?

Bamboo shoots and powdered sugar?


GravatarIcecream. And love.

and ascorbic acid, as a preservative.


GravatarI remember back in the early 70's, Uniroyal, I believe, had tires that they called "Tiger Paws".
Max Planck


Still around, decent tires.


GravatarJust a reminder: WE were selling arms to Iran:
http://rantsfromtherookery.blogs...ns-to- iran.html


Gravatarrorschach, Pat Robertson threatened to kill the body builder?
http://nocapital.blogspot.com/ 20...101387512463854
ellroon, Leave Iraq/n now! | Homepage | 02.09.07 - 11:27 pm | #


That's the word on the street. And I'd not be surprised were it true.


Gravatarany current or former Rose City residents who remember Coffee People Black Tiger Milk Shakes? They were better than dexadrine. Do Black Tiger shakes still exist? Is Coffee People still there. I remember when it got sold and then I left for Asia never to return...


Gravatarhttp://www.uspharmacist.com/oldf...& article_id=860


GravatarWANT TO KNOW A DIRTY LITTLE SECRET?

CONDOMS DON'T SAVE LIVES.

a public service message by the Catholic league.

===============

Nice ad you got running there, Atrios.


Gravatar"Do you see parallels between the lives and deaths of Marilyn Monroe and Anna Nicole Smith?"


oy vey.


GravatarErinPDX: Does anyone have a good first aid site? Thanks
Husband poured hot water on foot...lg area..
Has been soaking in ice water but put neosporin on first and shouldn't have.
ugh


2nd degree burns (redness, blisters)? Call the local dial-a-nurse. If it's more than 4" in diameter, probably need to go to the ER.
.


Gravatarsittenpretty: when it is convenient you can send it

What I am saying is, due to my transportationally-challenged status as a non-American, it's easier for me to buy one very much like it on the Intertubes, and have THEM ship it to you. Walking with that thing for 1.5 miles to catch a bus to the USPS is going to suck.
.
Jeffraham Prestonian | Homepage | 02.09.07 - 11:28 pm | #
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i can wait....no need to send another,just post pics


GravatarTiger Balm


I see it in Hong Kong, no idea what it does.


GravatarI once actually heard someone claim that Tiger Balm contained tiger parts.

Some people are idiots.


GravatarThat's the word on the street. And I'd not be surprised were it true.
rorschach, 3rd-Tier Atriot | Homepage | 02.09.07 - 11:29 pm

How... Christian of him..


GravatarManure: You may be walking on it soon
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/ 20070...Ww4JyTk7jpxieAA
DETROIT - Home-buyers of tomorrow could find themselves walking across floors made from manure. Researchers at Michigan State University and the U.S. Department of Agriculture insist it's no cow pie in the sky dream. They say that fiber from processed and sterilized cow manure could take the place of sawdust in making fiberboard, which is used to make everything from furniture to flooring to store shelves.

And the resulting product smells just fine.

The researchers hope it could be part of the solution to the nation's 1.5-trillion- to 2-trillion pound annual farm waste disposal problem.


GravatarYa know, watching Goldie in Foul Play I have to say it's a shame women don't go braless in films any more.


GravatarI remember back in the early 70's, Uniroyal, I believe, had tires that they called "Tiger Paws".
Max Planck

Still around, decent tires.
JR, kerosene and a match


Bias ply, if I remember right.


Gravatarsittenpretty -- You saw this pix (bottom), no?
.


GravatarI see it in Hong Kong, no idea what it does.

like Bengay.


GravatarI don't know much but I learned in school to never put ice on a burn.


Gravatar"Do you see parallels between the lives and deaths of Marilyn Monroe and Anna Nicole Smith?"

Yes O
No O
Culture of TrÜth


Hmmmm...that's a tough one: Famous women who died unexpectedly...perhaps we should also compare Anna Nicole Smith to Indira Gandhi and Princess Diana.


GravatarNice ad you got running there, Atrios.
Baltimore Blue | 02.09.07 - 11:30 pm |

Actual ad:
THE TRUTH IS:

CONDOMS DO SAVE LIVES The Catholic League Lies!

Gotta click it to see the rest..


Gravatarlike Bengay.
watertiger, 4 da shorteez


Ahem, you mean BenVirgin.


GravatarYa know, watching Goldie in Foul Play I have to say it's a shame women don't go braless in films any more.
JeffCO
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Why? The woman had an absolute absence of tittays.


GravatarSo was Obama announcing his candidacy today or tomorrow?

I've been in a bit of a daze for the past week.


Gravatarforgotten, coffee people is still here, including portland airport.


GravatarTiki Barber and Bernie Williams have played their final games.


GravatarFox Business Channel will launch in the fourth quarter. "We want to be more business-friendly," News Corp. Chairman and Chief Executive Rupert Murdoch said Thursday, casting CNBC as too negative. "They leap on every scandal," Murdoch said, according to the AP.
Not every scandal.
Ask Maria Bartiromo.
(Chicago Tribune 2/9/07)


Gravatarhttp://www.uspharmacist.com/oldf...& article_id=860
DWD - Dirty Fucking Hippy | Homepage | 02.09.07 - 11:29 pm |

ooo! That's a handy link, thanks!


Gravatarlike Bengay.
watertiger


Smells better. White Tiger Balm is pretty mild.


GravatarHmmmm...that's a tough one: Famous women who died unexpectedly...perhaps we should also compare Anna Nicole Smith to Indira Gandhi and Princess Diana.

I dunno, Smokes. A woman with the drink and drug habit that ANS had? I'd think it would be pretty much expected.


GravatarSo, y'know...

I wouldn't mind having a steel pussy to call my very own...!

Say wha'?
.


Gravatar
Ya know, watching Goldie in Foul Play I have to say it's a shame women don't go braless in films any more.


I haven't seen the film for decades, but I remember her being pretty hot in "There's a Girl In My Soup".


GravatarI once actually heard someone claim that Tiger Balm contained tiger parts.

It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good...They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.


GravatarWhy? The woman had an absolute absence of tittays.

Not every woman need be Pam Grier.


Gravatar"Do you see parallels between the lives and deaths of Marilyn Monroe and Anna Nicole Smith?"

Parallels? The MSM is so geometrically stifling of late.


Gravatar
Nice ad you got running there, Atrios.
Baltimore Blue | 02.09.07 - 11:30 pm | #


YES! YOU SHOULD BE PISSED!


Gravatarforgotten, coffee people is still here, including portland airport.
ErinPDX | 02.09.07 - 11:33 pm

Is this one of them hiakus?


GravatarI once actually heard someone claim that Tiger Balm contained tiger parts.

Same people who think the banner ad for Catholic League is real...


Gravatarskin slightly coming off in swath across the foot, with one blister about the size of a quarter on the small toe.


GravatarWhy? The woman had an absolute absence of tittays.

Not every woman need be Pam Grier.
JeffCO
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Why not?


GravatarI think Obama announces his plan to foribly convert America's white blond blue eyed children to a Islam tomorrow in Springfield.

Word is he will talk about new kind of politics and new generation too.


Gravatar[yes, I know the ad was real a decade ago...]


GravatarThe Republic party can fuck off!


Gravatarskin slightly coming off in swath across the foot, with one blister about the size of a quarter on the small toe.

Got a saw?


GravatarI am mightily pissed at Skype. They took mah monay hours ago, yet my phone shows $0.00.
.


Gravatar"Do you see parallels between the lives and deaths of Marilyn Monroe and Anna Nicole Smith?"
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Both their brains died at about the same time?


Gravatarsorry, talked to doc
said to keep in cold water as long as possible, air dry then seal whole thing, not too tightly with saran wrap for three days. it will get icky but as long as no red streak, probably ok. already on morph, took more.


Gravatar"Do you see parallels between the lives and deaths of Marilyn Monroe and Anna Nicole Smith?"

Yea, I see it.

For example, I gave Anna a wedgie.

I didn't with Marilyn.

See the connection?


Gravatar And boy, are my arms tired!

Are you 'avin a laff?
Is she 'avin a laff?


GravatarErinPDX,

To be safe, you should take him to the ER - you don't want that to get infected, it sounds like a large enough burn that it might be a concern.


GravatarErinPDX: you're in second degree territory. Best to hit the ER: tetanus should be up to date; short course of antibiotics depending on how it looks, silvadene cream or something similar with non-adherent dressings for a few days, follow-up a good idea. Probably hurts like hell, too; they'll prescribe something decent so he can sleep...


GravatarI am mightily pissed at Skype. They took mah monay hours ago, yet my phone shows $0.00.

Try MCI.


Wait, hold on that idea.


GravatarWell, I'm hongry, and I have three never-seen (by me) episodes of The Sopranos in front of me.

Fuck! No I don't!

I left it in Matt's car!
.


GravatarMaybe Elton John will write a song about Anna Nicole too.


GravatarC-list?

C-list???

Now I'll never be able to sleep tonight.


Gravatar"Do you see parallels between the lives and deaths of Marilyn Monroe and Anna Nicole Smith?"
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Both their brains died at about the same time?


Marilyn Monroe was at least smart enough to know who Arthur Miller was. And she was a decent actress. Or maybe more so. AN Smith was a prostitute who struck it big and didn't know what to do with it.


GravatarAlls I know is that Agent 99 made me feel kinda strange, watching her languish on that tigerskin rug.


GravatarSex Panther?

Heh, pulled a Ron Burgundy tonight at the fights. The ring announcer's version of "Go fuck yourself, San Diego!"

It wasn't my fault, really. Nobody had told me that the fighter dropped out at the last minute.


Gravatarsaid to keep in cold water as long as possible, air dry then seal whole thing, not too tightly with saran wrap for three days.

Like a new tattoo! Good idea!

It will probably ooze, then will scab over and itch like hell. Use neosporin on it then, and after a week or so, you can switch to Lubriderm and a little Benadryl gel to keep it moist and relieve the itching.


GravatarMaybe Elton John will write a song about Anna Nicole too.

Don't let your son go down on me.


GravatarMarilyn probably slept with that whack job Prince too.


GravatarTry MCI.


Wait, hold on that idea.

Barry from Alas reVistasized | Homepage | 02.09.07 - 11:37 pm | #
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ha


GravatarMarilyn didn't generally make an ass of herself in public.

And she wasn't all about the hair extensions.


Or the boob exensions, either.


GravatarThis party's just getting started!!

/Kirk VanHouten

How's everyone?


GravatarI must be like a T-list blogger. I get almost as many hits as Sinfonian on an average day...
.


GravatarDon't let your son go down on me.

[golf clap]


GravatarAlls I know is that Agent 99 made me feel kinda strange, watching her languish on that tigerskin rug.

Barbara Feldon made many of us young men back then feel all kinda...hmmmm

She was a hottie. I was geeky. At least I'm still geeky.


Gravataralready on morph, took more.
ErinPDX


IIRC, EMLA is used for burns and scalds. Check into it, it works on topical pain reallllly well.


GravatarMarilyn:Anna::sad:pathetic


GravatarMaybe Elton John will write a song about Anna Nicole too.
Culture of TrÜth | 02.09.07 - 11:38 pm

Like a cupcake in the wiiiiinnnndddd...


Gravatar[golf clap] watertiger

National Lampoon letters from the editor, circa 1976.


Gravatar"We both can talk . . . or not talk . . ."


GravatarGreetings from sickbay.


GravatarMaybe Elton John will write a song about Anna Nicole too.

Yea, and may be the moon is made of soup!


GravatarI once actually heard someone claim that Tiger Balm contained tiger parts.

Some people are idiots.
JR, kerosene and a match | 02.09.07 - 11:30 pm | #
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Not anymore -- either way. tigers are very close to exinction. like almost every large mammal.


Gravatarhey sallyh


GravatarGreetings from sickbay.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere | 02.09.07 - 11:43 pm

She lives!


GravatarMaybe Elton John will write a song about Anna Nicole too.

It seemed to me you lived your lived like an addled, silly bint.


GravatarThe Misfits is a goddam revelation.


GravatarMarilyn:Anna::sad:pathetic

Hey, at least she never had a Nick Nolte moment. There's something to be said for that.


Gravatarthanks profwombat
maybe i'll call the doc back. he said his saran treatment was "somewhat unconventional in this country." this is a good team of internists...adventist.


GravatarGreetings from sickbay.

At least it's not the brig!


Gravatar♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ Sallyh! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

I'm fixin' to put more steel pussy online.
.


GravatarElton John has already written a song about Anna Nicole Smith:

Oh sweet painted lady
Seems it's always been the same
Getting paid for being laid
Guess that's the name of the game


GravatarNot anymore -- either way. tigers are very close to exinction. like almost every large mammal.
The FCC | Homepage | 02.09.07 - 11:44 pm

And if Bush stays in office, we're next on that list...


GravatarNot anymore -- either way. tigers are very close to exinction. like almost every large mammal.
The FCC


1) Never did.

2) Well, the fact that one large mammal (us) is not close to extinction might have something to do with that.


GravatarGreetings from sickbay.

I'm only a country doctor, Jim!


GravatarGreetings from sickbay.



"Dammitt, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a blogger!"


GravatarHey, at least she never had a Nick Nolte moment. There's something to be said for that.
Richard Cranium, LS/MFT


No... she had two whole seasons of "The Anna Nicole Show", the whole thing was a bad mug shot.


GravatarIf anyone wants me, I'll be in nurse chapel.


Gravatar"Dammitt, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a blogger!"
Culture of TrÜth | Homepage | 02.09.07 - 11:47 pm

Dammit Spock, I'm not Jim!


GravatarMushroom was travelling tonight on a plane,
Oh I miss mushroom, I miss him today.


GravatarCONTACT INFORMATION :

About Me:
Real Name: Lou Dobbs
Age: 934
Location: General Delivery, Padded Cell, Idaho.


GravatarHey ProfWombat--would increased coughing , chest tightness and headache warrant a call to the MD? I already visited yesterday, but didn't have these symptoms.


GravatarOh sweet idiocy... I just saw someone claim another blog) that fascism is not collectivist because they allowed private property.

Damn, people are idiots.


GravatarToast cokes all around for Bones!


GravatarHold my clothes for Tony Danza.


GravatarErinPDX: 'unconventional' is indeed an appropriate word. Especially if he didn't deign to actually look at the damned thing. And the business of having you watch for red streaks is precious. Please. Let an ER doc earn his pay. It's OK.


GravatarI gotta say that my hat's off to Anna Nicole for using her assets to claw her way out of Bumfuck, TX. Why is it terrible for her to be a "golddigger", but it's okay for Marshall (who had several affairs with "exotic dancers") to be a youth and beauty digger? It's not that poor dead woman's fault that our country is collapsing and our Media is in a death spiral.


GravatarDamnit Jim, I'm a Knight of the Round Table!


GravatarDamnit Jim, I'm a Knight of the Round Table!


GravatarGiuliani Shifts Abortion Speech Gently to Right

Rudolph W. Giuliani has directed questions on abortion toward a discussion about judges, saying he would appoint “strict constructionist” jurists.


GravatarOo, Max. Nice thumbsnap. Escher, right?


GravatarI must be like a T-list blogger. I get almost as many hits as Sinfonian on an average day...
.
Jeffraham Prestonian


As I am a no-list blogger, I suppose I could rate myself on comments.

I've managed to carve out a little Google presence, nestled among the countless posts from different folks about their uncle's smoking habits (at a glance my favorite is "my uncle smokes and he is NOT a loser").


Gravatarbye
saints, are ye


GravatarGhouliani can take a short trip to palookaville.


Gravatar'Allo.


Gravatarsallyh: use a humidifier; get a good night's sleep, see how you feel tomorrow. Oh, and that evil weed business...sorry; can't help it when the Wombat Clinic is in session...


GravatarCONTACT INFORMATION :

About Me:
Real Name: Lou Dobbs
Age: 934
Location: Mexico.


GravatarMates of State are pretty cool. But not as cool as the Shins. Then again, neither are the Beatles.


GravatarI gotta say that my hat's off to Anna Nicole for using her assets to claw her way out of Bumfuck, TX. Why is it terrible for her to be a "golddigger", but it's okay for Marshall (who had several affairs with "exotic dancers") to be a youth and beauty digger? It's not that poor dead woman's fault that our country is collapsing and our Media is in a death spiral.
Sweet Sue, Proud Buckeye | 02.09.07 - 11:49 pm | #
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Anything to keep our attention and IQ well below zero. Let's keep talking about dead people who were only famous for being famous !!!


GravatarOo, Max. Nice thumbsnap. Escher, right?
ellroon, Leave Iraq/n now!


Yes. It's amazing what you can do with a piece of paper, some pencil and charcoal, and a shitload of talent.


GravatarI must be like a T-list blogger. I get almost as many hits as Sinfonian on an average day

I've decided that I'm a list-er-mean blogger.

Who the heck wants to read my diary, anyway?


GravatarDamnit Jim, I'm a Knight of the Round Table!

Barry from Alas reVistasized | Homepage | 02.09.07 - 11:50 pm

Barry!! This is gold! I love you!


GravatarCall me when The Shins define pop for a coupla generations and we'll talk.


Gravatar It's amazing what you can do with a piece of paper, some pencil and charcoal, and a shitload of talent.

Don't forget the hallucinogens.


GravatarErinPDX ( everyone else , GROSS OUT WARNING)

I spilled a whole kettle of boiling water into the lace area of my sneaker years back , at the emerge they slowly and gracefully pulled off all the seperated skin that stuck to the sock ( isn't everyone glad I'm here to help Erin ...? ) laid flamazine cream on it thick and wrapped it in a cold pack . They told me to keep it dry at all times and cautioned against Wrapping it in anything airtight ; 2 years later I saw why when working ambulance for the elderly and a gentleman about 60 tried a cling-film wrap treatment and caused a anerobic bacterial infection that threatened to rot his foot off. He required deep swabbing with anitbiotics and reconstructive surgery.
Since then i tend toward dry and airy and flamazine creme which fixed me right up . Burns suck . Good luck .


Gravatar"I am not a merry man!"

Who sed it?
.


Gravatar Call me when The Shins define pop for a coupla generations and we'll talk.

Well, there not gonna. Ever.

Regardless, they're pretty good.


Gravatar"I am not a merry man!"

Who sed it?



Friar Pissed Off, from the Monastary Damnit.


GravatarYou've heard of Steel Magnolias... I bring you Steel Pussy!
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Gravatar*cough*Worf*cough*


Gravatar
Barry!! This is gold! I love you!
ellroon, Leave Iraq/n now!



Wanna share a Snickers?


GravatarFriday Catblogging posted. That makes me an A-list blogger, unlike Atrios.


GravatarBofA -- Surely, you jest.
.


GravatarWho the heck wants to read my diary, anyway?

I found your diary underneath the tree and started reading about me.


Gravatar"I am not a merry man!"

Who sed it?


Ask a tough one.


GravatarBofA -- Did you like the way I answered your acronym at my place with an acronym?
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GravatarJeffraham Prestonian : Who made the steel pussy ? It's great ...


GravatarA. Scott: well, yes; that's sort of why I called wrapping them with saran wrap 'unconventional', being a polite sort of chap. Second degree burns are worth taking to a doc who knows what he's doing.


GravatarNTodd: Ask a tough one.

What were the big engineering tubes called, and for whom were they named?
.


GravatarWanna share a Snickers?

Barry from Alas reVistasized | Homepage | 02.09.07 - 11:57 pm

Thought only guys shared Snickers...


GravatarBofA -- Did you like the way I answered your acronym at my place with an acronym?

I must go lookie.


GravatarNTodd: Ask a tough one.

What were the big engineering tubes called, and for whom were they named?


Warp nacelles?


GravatarI found your diary underneath the tree and started reading about me.

Do I dare tell you that that song is on my iPod?

Oops. I guess I just did.


GravatarWhat were the big engineering tubes called, and for whom were they named?

Jeffries tubes. Matt Jefferies, designer of the Enterprise.


Gravatar1 out of every 5 people thinks the other 4 are idiots...


GravatarJeffries tubes. Matt Jefferies, designer of the Enterprise.

Now you're scaring me.


GravatarA.Scott: Jeffraham Prestonian : Who made the steel pussy ? It's great ...

The artist sells wares here (link in the update).
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GravatarI mean the Rolling Stones are cooler than the White Stripes and the Kinks are cooler than the Lilys, but the Shins are It, my friends. With a capital I.


GravatarHell, even I'm finding these questions easy.


GravatarI went by our evilcorporateBorders grand opening at their new location earlier and walked out with a John Fogerty DVD prize 5 minutes later for happening to be standing there when they asked how fast the delorean had to go in BTTF.


GravatarFriday Catblogging posted. That makes me an A-list blogger, unlike Atrios.
NTodd, Sex Panther


I cast my nominations this morning for you in the Photobloggies if that's any consolation.


Gravatar, Oh, I did see NINSY! Hee hee.


GravatarNow you're scaring me.

I'm a geek. You knew that when you didn't marry me.


GravatarOkay.

Shatner hoisted something of Nimoy's into the rigging as a prank.

What was it?
.


Gravatar1 out of every 5 people thinks the other 4 are idiots...
fokowi


Well, they are.


GravatarI bow to NTodd. Imagine what he'd be capable of if he had a blog...


GravatarYou're a good smoke, Uncle.


GravatarAnything to keep our attention and IQ well below zero. Let's keep talking about dead people who were only famous for being famous !!!
The FCC

Exactly, and my point is that it isn't her fault.


GravatarShatner hoisted something of Nimoy's into the rigging as a prank.

NFC. His ears?


GravatarBarry, your link brought three teenagers out of my daughter's room to laugh delightedly. Thanks.


GravatarShatner hoisted something of Nimoy's into the rigging as a prank.

NFC. His ears?


His wife?


GravatarWhat were the big engineering tubes called, and for whom were they named?

Whale vaginas!



Oh, wait, that was day before yesterday.


GravatarOkay.

Shatner hoisted something of Nimoy's into the rigging as a prank.

What was it?
.
Jeffraham Prestonian | Homepage | 02.10.07 - 12:02 am

His vulcan underpants?


GravatarShatner hoisted something of Nimoy's into the rigging as a prank.

What was it?
.
Jeffraham Prestonian


Bicycle?

Wasn't that after the weight-lifting prank?


GravatarDon't forget the hallucinogens.
The Kenosha Kid


There was a US military investigation of the effects of LSD in the early 50's, where they pumped an artist hard with the stuff, then directed him to sketch the "physician" who administered it at ~1 hour intervals.


Gravatar NTodd, Sex Panther

There's a band in town called Japanther.

I always thought that was a good band name...


GravatarWhales' vaginas are always on topic.


GravatarBarry, your link brought three teenagers out of my daughter's room to laugh delightedly. Thanks.
ellroon, Leave Iraq/n now!


Hee hee, I could really say something that is only said in Vermont, but nooooo, I won't.


Gravatar1 out of every 5 people thinks the other 4 are idiots...
fokowi


what about the other two?


GravatarI'm a geek. You knew that when you didn't marry me.

I'm sorry; I was being wooed by Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband.


GravatarNTodd: NFC. His ears?

Pwn3d!

I was just gettin' started, but you amateurs...

Bicycle. Soon to be my primary mode of transpo!
.


GravatarWHEREIN THE CAT GETS INTO HACKING


GravatarShatner hoisted something of Nimoy's into the rigging as a prank.

His penis?


GravatarI'm sorry; I was being wooed by Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband.
watertiger, 4 da shorteez



He had sex with Ted Haggard, before the Viagra made him impotent.


GravatarClenched-fist progressive politics


GravatarIn Vermont they produce Double Bag Ale, referring to doubled udders. Good stuff, too...


GravatarDo I dare tell you that that song is on my iPod?

My words will never show the you I've come to know.


Gravatar"1 out of every 5 people thinks the other 4 are idiots...
fokowi "

However an idiotic troll believes 5 out of every 5 people are idiots.


GravatarHis penis?
watertiger, 4 da shorteez


No, that's what the rigging was made of.


GravatarI was just gettin' started, but you amateurs...

I'd meant hard ones from shit people see, not background stuff. I don't know that! Although I did have a compendium of all the TOS epis back in the day that did give some trivia...


GravatarHee hee, I could really say something that is only said in Vermont, but nooooo, I won't.

Barry from Alas reVistasized | Homepage | 02.10.07 - 12:04 am

? Something about syrup? Cats? Blogging? NToddish?


GravatarHis penis? watertiger

Pon Rawwrrr, baby!


GravatarJohn Madden , on Letterman, and I sh_t you not,just said:

"when it rains things get wet"


GravatarThe artist in the study really dropped a lot of acid.


GravatarBicycle.
Jeffraham Prestonian


So, what did I win?


GravatarBarry, your link brought three teenagers out of my daughter's room to laugh delightedly. Thanks.
ellroon, Leave Iraq/n now!

T R Y I N G N O T T O S A Y A N Y T H I N G ....

God that was awful . Don't the teach straight-man set-up safety online anymore ?

And if NTodd doesn't go for that he is infintely stronger than I....


GravatarThere was a US military investigation of the effects of LSD in the early 50's, where they pumped an artist hard with the stuff, then directed him to sketch the "physician" who administered it at ~1 hour intervals.
Max Planck

Yike! There was also an artist who drew through his decay into Alzheimer's...quite sad.


GravatarThere was a US military investigation of the effects of LSD in the early 50's, where they pumped an artist hard with the stuff, then directed him to sketch the "physician" who administered it at ~1 hour intervals.

Anyone remember the Time-Life science books? They showed the webs woven by spiders after various injections. Most disorganized web: caffiene; most perfect and symmetrical web: LSD.


Gravatar"when it rains things get wet"

When it snows, things get white.


GravatarOh snap.

I just got done loading 1/3 of that video.

I remember it better when it was called Tonight by the Smashing Pumpkins.

See? This is why I listen to Bread.


GravatarYou are aware that's not actually Madden, right?


GravatarBTW, is Kenosha still here?

His hometown is in the news.


GravatarCompany. bbl
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GravatarYike! There was also an artist who drew through his decay into Alzheimer's...quite sad.
ellroon, Leave Iraq/n now!


Someone did a word-count study of Iris Murdoch's works, from early in her career to shortly before she was diagnosed. Needless to say, there was a statistically significant drop.


GravatarEvening, Z list persons.

Anything new tonight? Sorry I missed the Trek trivia...


GravatarMost disorganized web: caffiene; most perfect and symmetrical web: LSD.


That explains my amazing sock drawer...


GravatarAnd if NTodd doesn't go for that he is infintely stronger than I....

'Will Power' is my middle name. Or is it 'Discretion'...?


GravatarSee? This is why I listen to Bread.

Personally, I'm lost without their loaves.


GravatarEvening, Z list persons.

Some of us are triple a's.


GravatarFolks watching tapes of Bush speaking in his days as Texas governor and currently say they're struck by the deterioration.


Gravatar'night, all


GravatarSome of us are triple a's.

I'm a 36D.


GravatarHeh - watching No Time Toulouse.


Gravatar'night, ProfW.


GravatarAnd if NTodd doesn't go for that he is infintely stronger than I....

'Will Power' is my middle name. Or is it 'Discretion'...?
NTodd, Sex Panther | Homepage | 02.10.07 - 12:11 am

NTodd realizes I cry a lot. Messily.


GravatarI've heard some tapes of Bush from the 90s as well, and yeah, I would swear the man is brain-damaged.


Gravatarwhat do you mean that's not really john madden?

i have to say i wouldn't know the diff, but was that really a spoof?


Gravatar'Will Power' is my middle name. Or is it 'Discretion'...?

"Human Tripod"


GravatarI'm a 36D.
NTodd, Sex Panther


When will you apologize for killing Anna for the implants?


GravatarNTodd has a vestigial tail?


GravatarYike! There was also an artist who drew through his decay into Alzheimer's...quite sad.
ellroon, Leave Iraq/n now!

Saddest thing I have read in some time is an article about elderly Jews in a nursing home and the floor of people who have Alzheimers and are stuck Back in the Holocaust...A real nightmare ...the nurses and doctors must wear soft shoes that don't click on the floor, the must never mention showers but rather baths, and a few are in 24 observation for repeated suicide attempts. Absolutley tragic.


GravatarOK, I'm outta here.

G'night chiropterae.


GravatarI've heard some tapes of Bush from the 90s as well, and yeah, I would swear the man is brain-damaged.
Tlazolteotl | Homepage | 02.10.07 - 12:13 am

I believe the pretzel attack was a stroke. He had a pronounced droop on the left side of his mouth, especially during the Kerry debates.


GravatarWhen will you apologize for killing Anna for the implants?

Right after the queers apologize for sucking my cock.


Gravatar"When will you apologize for killing Anna for the implants?"

Is she still dead or is CNN still waiting for the resurrection?


GravatarJR's bailing so early? Fucking Canadarians.


Gravatari have to say i wouldn't know the diff, but was that really a spoof?
TEBB


Most definitely. Madden is funny but not that weird. Also Madden is a big guy.

http://select.nytimes.com/gst/ ab...DA80894DF404482


GravatarI'm a lot like Justin Timberlake only, in my case, I'm bringing hairy back...
.


GravatarApropos of nothing, I saw Mercury this evening, just as I was coming around the bend in my road. It's a good time to see it with the naked eye (May will be better, though).


Gravatari have to go stand on my head for a few minutes.

brb.


Gravatar the must never mention showers but rather baths, and a few are in 24 observation for repeated suicide attempts. Absolutley tragic.
A.Scott


And this current assmin's attitude toward "non-producers" really helps, I'm sure.


GravatarSpeaking of artists freaking out, let us, especially you cat lovers, give a tip of the cap to Louis Wain.


GravatarI believe the pretzel attack was a stroke. He had a pronounced droop on the left side of his mouth, especially during the Kerry debates.

Indeed he did - I remember it, and people were remarking about it at the time. But he was sounding a bit deteriorated before then....


GravatarI am curious by the way, has Maxx's worthy understudy begun her duties?


GravatarProfWombat--evil weed? Are you kidding? I can barely swallow, let alone indulge in that.


GravatarRight after the queers apologize for sucking my cock.
NTodd, Sex Panther |


Ha!... Try getting incog to apologize for anything.


GravatarRight after the queers apologize for sucking my cock.
NTodd, Sex Panther


Only after you apologize for getting peanut butter on my chocolate.


GravatarFor a penguin to have the same size brain as a man, it would have to be over 66 feet tall. Just sayin'.


GravatarWOOOOOOOOOAH NO

THEY SAY HE'S GOT TO GO


GravatarHa!... Try getting incog to apologize for anything.

[several laughyticons]


GravatarFor a penguin to have the same size brain as a man, it would have to be over 66 feet tall. Just sayin'.
JeffCO

My great grandfather was a kamikaze Scotsman.


GravatarFor a penguin to have the same size brain as a man, it would have to be over 66 feet tall. Just sayin'.
JeffCO


And for a man to stay underwater as long as a penguin, he would have to have lungs the size of WallyWorld.


GravatarOhhh no! There goes Tokyo!


GravatarGO


GravatarOnly after you apologize for getting peanut butter on my chocolate.

NO FLIRTING!


GravatarIt was fun while it lasted.

I'm gonna go hang out w/ my wife; and not talk about depression, joblessness, anger, alcohol, and other relation-y stuff for once...

G'nite!!


GravatarI believe the pretzel attack was a stroke. He had a pronounced droop on the left side of his mouth, especially during the Kerry debates.

My wife and I were discussing, not that, but his proclivity to invade space. Not only that but to lay hands all over certain folks' heads. We didn't figure it out over dinner, but we did agree that that shit genrally ain't right.


GravatarGO GO GODZILLA


GravatarFor a penguin to have the same size brain as a man, it would have to be over 66 feet tall. Just sayin'.

Or, a beaky-cranium the size of a cantalope.

Which, unless it has similarly proportioned neck and spine muscles, would sort of drag behind it, staring sky-ward and bump-bumping nauseatingly over rocks...
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GravatarI'm gonna go hang out w/ my wife; and not talk about depression, joblessness, anger, alcohol, and other relation-y stuff for once...

G'nite!!
Zap Rowsdower, Sorta | Homepage | 02.10.07 - 12:21 am

Yike! Goodnight!


GravatarHa!... Try getting incog to apologize for anything.

Heehee!

For the record, Draco apologized...


GravatarI'm gonna go hang out w/ my wife; and not talk about depression, joblessness, anger, alcohol, and other relation-y stuff for once...

That guy on Colbert last night had a good observation on anger.

Anyway, nighters Zap.


GravatarGood Rule of Thumb:

Penguins Marching: Funny, Cute

Humans Marching: Impressive, Disturbing


GravatarHelpless people on subway trains scream bugeyed as he looks in on them...


GravatarBush and bald heads:
http:// rantsfromtherookery.blogs...bush+bald+heads


GravatarMy great grandfather was a kamikaze Scotsman.

I certainly hope the Unexploded Scotsman Squad reached him in time.


Gravatar"but his proclivity to invade space. Not only that but to lay hands all over certain folks' heads."

I always thought of behavior in people like that as an attempt to project control. Similar but not in a nice way, to a parent who puts a hand on a shoulder and guides the kid along or gets real close and personal when reading the riot act.


GravatarMy work on this planet is finished, I got a "hee hee" out of NTodd.

{basking in glory}


Gravatar"Penguins Marching: Funny, Cute"

Give each a rifle slung on their shoulder and it is an entirely different picture.

Toss in their being led by a 66 foot penguin and it becomes really disturbing.


GravatarHistory shows again and again how nature points up the folly of man...


GravatarWell, that helped somewhat, but I could still use a foot rub.

stoopit boots.


GravatarI always thought of behavior in people like that as an attempt to project control. Similar but not in a nice way, to a parent who puts a hand on a shoulder and guides the kid along or gets real close and personal when reading the riot act.
EkCenTriK | 02.10.07 - 12:23 am

When Bush hugs, he's often put his hand behind the person's head, so the person can't remove himself suddenly.


GravatarTlatzoteotl--are you watching Godzilla again?


GravatarWell, that helped somewhat, but I could still use a foot rub.

I'll rub your feet if you rub my...feet.


GravatarWhen Bush hugs, he's often put his hand behind the person's head, so the person can't remove himself suddenly.

Pure, unadulterated control.


GravatarWhen Bush hugs, he's often put his hand behind the person's head, so the person can't remove himself suddenly.
ellroon, Leave Iraq/n now!


So he can put the kiss of death on the dude / dudess.


GravatarI'll rub your feet if you rub my...feet.

digital 69.


Gravatar"When Bush hugs, he's often put his hand behind the person's head, so the person can't remove himself suddenly."

Boy, he would not like my knee jerk reaction to that. President down! President down!


GravatarAnybody up for winning 25 million?

Airline tycoon Richard Branson announced on Friday a US$25-million prize for the first person to come up with a way of scrubbing greenhouse gases out of the atmosphere in the battle to beat global warming.

Flanked by climate campaigners former U.S. Vice President Al Gore and British ex-diplomat Crispin Tickell, Branson said he hoped the prize would spur innovative and creative thought to save mankind from self-destruction.

"Man created the problem and therefore man should solve the problem," he told a news conference to reveal the Virgin Earth Challenge.

"Unless we can devise a way of removing CO2 (carbon dioxide) from the earth's atmosphere we will lose half of all species on earth, all the coral reefs, 100 million people will be displaced, farmlands will become deserts and rain forests wastelands."

http://www.crooksandliars.com/20...m-from-branson/


GravatarWell, that helped somewhat, but I could still use a foot rub.

[strong yet sensitive hands totally going to waste]


Gravatarthe boy ain't right.

(just pic)


GravatarAnybody up for winning 25 million?

Sorry, I got $64 million coming from Nigeria.

Just gotta wait for that cashiers check to clear, then...


GravatarSallyh,

No, Dr. Wu did a driveby quoting lyrics, I found it contagious. I love that song, even if Buck Dharma is a winger.


As an aside - I agree with ProfWombat - use the nebulizer. There is some nasty shit going around right now.


Gravatar[strong yet sensitive hands totally going to waste]

[rifles through wallet to see if she can scrape up airfare]


Gravatar"Penguins Marching: Funny, Cute"

Give each a rifle slung on their shoulder and it is an entirely different picture.
...EkCenTriK


Run
...For
......The Hills!


GravatarAirline tycoon Richard Branson announced on Friday a US$25-million prize for the first person to come up with a way of scrubbing greenhouse gases out of the atmosphere in the battle to beat global warming.

They are called "PLANTS".


Gravatar[rifles through wallet to see if she can scrape up airfare]

[cocks rifle]


GravatarThey are called "PLANTS".

Coal plants?


GravatarAh poop...screwed up and left out this one.


Gravatar
Run
...For
......The Hills!
Uncle Smokes


Hah, 2 outta 3 are couch potato, cheeto eating wingnutz.


Gravatar[cocks rifle]

and we're back to the age old question: Is that a bayonet in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?


GravatarCoal plants?
NTodd, Sex Panther


eventually


GravatarThey are called "PLANTS".

Or "peat bogs".


Gravatar[rifles through wallet to see if she can scrape up airfare]

[thinking St Louis is halfwayish]


GravatarNORFOLK, Va. (AP) - A Texas bodybuilder suing Pat Robertson contends the religious broadcaster walked into federal court for a legal proceeding and told him: "I am going to kill you and your family."


GravatarIs that a bayonet in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

Muzzle flash suppressor.


GravatarOkay, batses, time for me to go put the birds to bed...I hear beak-grinding, so they're ready.

Catch y'all later.


Gravatar[cocks rifle]

[thinking it's usually t'other way 'round]


GravatarHey this faux Beatles band on Letterman is good.


Gravatar"Run
...For
......The Hills!
Uncle Smokes "

It's a bad day down in Tierra Del Fuego.


GravatarI sometimes wonder what would happen if a Medal Of Honor recipient opted not to salute the Commander in Chief.

It would be a world gone crazy, I tell you.


Gravatar"Muzzle flash suppressor.
NTodd, Sex Panther "

Fear the man that requires a silencer.


GravatarCoal plants?

exactly ... sure we won't be able to see or breath but light and air are anyway just commodities; thus subject to trading. It will be good for the economy...


Gravatarbreaking news....
A band on Letterman is doing a perfect rendition of the Beatles
I am the Walrus.


Gravatar"It will be good for the economy...
focus "

Trying to establish your cred in the Bush Administration?


GravatarIs it just me or does anyone else think the guy being derided by his wife for not using H&R Block needs a divorce?


Gravatar"Muzzle flash suppressor.
NTodd, Sex Panther "

Fear the man that requires a silencer.
EkCenTriK | 02.10.07 - 12:36 am

Sheesh. I thought it was a new name for condoms...


Gravatar"Is it just me or does anyone else think the guy being derided by his wife for not using H&R Block needs a divorce?"

Definite yes.


GravatarYeah, JeffCO, I have difficulty with that commercial.

Allright, all you sweetmeats (and you know who you are), I think I have to pack it in for the evening.

Oooo-weee, the first Saturday in a while where I don't have to be up at dawn.

YESSSSSSSSS!

[/Napoleon Dynamite]


Gravatar"
Sheesh. I thought it was a new name for condoms...
ellroon, Leave Iraq/n now!"

Hey, if it goes off with a bang, something is seriously not right.


Gravatar"Why don't you ask the box for help?" "Why don't you kiss my audited ass?"


GravatarFear the man that requires a silencer.
EkCenTriK


Announcer: 30 Helens Agree...
30 Helens: [in unison] Honesty is the Best Policy!
[The Helens all nod in agreement]
Helen Roritor: If you cheat on your wife, really, aren't you only cheating yourself?
Helen Morrisey: I should know. I've been married for 12 years... adding up all my marriages.
Helen Vernando: If a guy won't tell you where he lives, watch out.
Helen Bryant: Or if he owns his own pool cue.
[The Helens continue to nod]


Gravatar"Is it just me or does anyone else think the guy being derided by his wife for not using H&R Block needs a divorce?"

Heck, at least she's not prancing around like she needs to take a piss and announcing "Look at me, I'm a size two!"


GravatarIs it just me or does anyone else think the guy being derided by his wife for not using H&R Block needs a divorce?

"Tell it to the box."


Gravatar"The husband of actress Zsa Zsa Gabor said Friday that he had a decade-long affair with Anna Nicole Smith and may be her infant daughter's father."

Alright, enough is enough!!!


GravatarEvening all.

The Shins?

Oh please...


GravatarUh...hi kids.


Gravatarthe boy ain't right.

(just pic)
watertiger, 4 da shorteez

goddamn, you nailed it. He's scary.

This shit about his liberry and think tank and havin world leaders visit him personally as he presses for dumbocracy everrwherr ....ooooo.....and this is being funded by the fuckin MILLIONS, childrern. Millions......


Gravatar"The husband of actress Zsa Zsa Gabor said Friday that he had a decade-long affair with Anna Nicole Smith and may be her infant daughter's father."

Alright, enough is enough!!!
EkCenTriK


Well, to be fair, in his second news conference, he pretty much called her a slut too.

So, half of Bermuda may be the fath... oooh, look, Aruba!


Gravatar"[The Helens continue to nod]
Uncle Smokes"

I have to admit, I have no idea what that was about?


Gravatar"America, this is your health care system: “A paraplegic man wearing a soiled hospital gown and a broken colostomy bag was found crawling in a gutter in skid row in Los Angeles on Thursday after allegedly being dumped in the street by a Hollywood Presbyterian Medical Center van, police said. The incident, witnessed by more than two dozen people, was described by police as a particularly outrageous case of ‘homeless dumping’ that has plagued the downtown area.” February 9, 2007 10:14 pm"
http://thinkprogress.org/

In a just world ronald raygun would have been that man.


GravatarA'ight. Packin' it in for the night.

Happy happy, denizens.


GravatarH&R Block is so last century blatantly ripping off vulnerable prey.


Gravatarsteverino! what's shakin'?


Gravatar"So, half of Bermuda may be the fath... oooh, look, Aruba!

Barry from Alas reVistasized"

What next, the fictional character, Clem Kadiddlehopper made immortal by Red Skelton claims paternity?


GravatarTrying to establish your cred in the Bush Administration?
EkCenTriK


NotJenna has an huge, strong, and flexible agenda that I think we can all get behind!


GravatarHmm, I really expected some Doug Feith sliming tonight, I'm disappointed by all of us Q level bloggers.


GravatarWell played, Atrios! love that vid.


Gravatar"The husband of actress Zsa Zsa Gabor said Friday that he had a decade-long affair with Anna Nicole Smith and may be her infant daughter's father."


Oh wow! I had a co-worker claim the very same thing and I bet there are a lot of others making the same claim. Where is the press and why are they letting us down by not reporting on them?


GravatarNTodd, did you let Sam out in 5 below?
http://www.dohiyimir.org/2007/ 02...y_catblogg.html


Gravatar"
NotJenna has an huge, strong, and flexible agenda that I think we can all get behind!"

And considering the Bush mystique you think this is wise?

A one night stand turns into a preemptive war.


GravatarWell played, Atrios! love that vid.
virgotex


He took a mulligan, don't let him fool ya.


Gravatar30 Helens was a running bit from Kids in the Hall.


GravatarI have to admit, I have no idea what that was about?
EkCenTriK

Kids in the Hall, I believe.....


Gravatar"Where is the press and why are they letting us down"

THey are holding their cards, waiting to see if Rita Cosby claims to be the father.


GravatarA one night stand turns into a preemptive war.
EkCenTriK


Is that how we are refering to Babs from now on?

I'm good with that.


Gravatarsteverino! what's shakin'?
JeffCO | 02.10.07 - 12:43 am | #


Just got a five-cd box set of the best of Elektra Records. 63-73.

Stuff you wouldn't believe.....


GravatarHmm, I really expected some Doug Feith sliming tonight, I'm disappointed by all of us Q level bloggers.

Barry from Alas reVistasized | Homepage | 02.10.07 - 12:44 am | #

"VIDEO: Feith Stands By False Claim That Iraq Had Links To Al Qaeda
In an interview with CNN, former Undersecretary for Defense Doug Feith stood by the now-debunked claim that Iraq had a pre-war relationship with al Qaeda. Feith told Wolf Blitzer that former CIA Director George Tenet’s statement in October 2002 claiming there was a link is still “the best information on the subject.”

Pressed to defend his claim, Feith said, “I’ve not been in the government for the last year and a half — there may be some more intelligence on that subject.” Watch it:"

http://thinkprogress.org/2007/02.../feith-defense/


GravatarSarah Deere, Recalcitrant

Hello.

.


Gravatar,i>30 Helens was a running bit from Kids in the Hall.

running faggot, while not a running bit, was also from KITH


GravatarIn a just world ronald raygun would have been that man.
pigboy

Yes. Yes.


GravatarNTodd, did you let Sam out in 5 below?

Yup. He doesn't stay out long.


Gravatarhey, agave!


GravatarShiner Bock 4
tags 0


Gravatar1% Doctrines only work with wars not with global warming, education, healthcare or any kind of social services.


GravatarYup. He doesn't stay out long.
NTodd, Sex Panther


Cruiser and Arrow go out too, no matter the weather.

They have to ya know, some thing I just won't let em do on the floor.




Gravatar1% Doctrines only work with wars not with global warming, education, healthcare or any kind of social services.
pigboy



You nailed it buddy.


GravatarI like Jack Benny's old clips, because it looks like he never hesitated to take shots. Whoever the broadcasting agency or the sponsor might be.


GravatarJust got a five-cd box set of the best of Elektra Records. 63-73.

You set the scene.


Gravatar"Where is the press and why are they letting us down"

THey are holding their cards, waiting to see if Rita Cosby claims to be the father.
EkCenTriK | 02.10.07 - 12:46 am | #

Oh man! Hasn't she got her picture with Annas' corpse yet?


Gravatarpigboy - that's disturbing

just watced Bob Roberts again and prophetic movies scare living crap out of me and piss me off!

if we can see it coming, why can't we head it off at the pass?

I think things will get worse still before they ever begin to get better

the fairness doctrine is sorely needed


Gravatar"They have to ya know, some thing I just won't let em do on the floor."

It amazes me the number of people I have run into that seem to let their dogs "have their way" inside including using piddle pads. That is alien to me. All f our dogs went outside for their business and were good for quite a few hours in between. If there was an accident, it was truly that. Not a habit.


GravatarA one night stand turns into a preemptive war.
EkCenTriK


good grief, yer oil moneys are on the top of the treasury Dick, just take it on yer way out...


GravatarIt amazes me the number of people I have run into that seem to let their dogs "have their way" inside including using piddle pads. That is alien to me. All f our dogs went outside for their business and were good for quite a few hours in between. If there was an accident, it was truly that. Not a habit.
EkCenTriK


Hear ya.

I was up at 4 am letting em out.


GravatarIn a just world ronald raygun would have been that man.
pigboy

Yes. Yes.
Sarah Deere, Recalcitrant | 02.10.07 - 12:47 am | #

They have no humanity. For them its all about the 'haves and the have mores" and they never do without or ever worry about doing without.


Gravatarmy 12 yr old g'dtr actually called me this eve and left message on our answ machine and asked me to call her back. This is the girl who is The Silent One, the Cautious One.

Her bday is 1/13, and I gave her a card telling her I would get her a cell phone and a couple of months' worth of pre-paid minutes, after which she would be on her own, thinking this could be an oppo for her to lean $$ management (she;s already pretty good at it).

We are now scheduled to go tomorrow to The Mall (ugh) to get her The Phone.

I have to confess, she is such a treat, and I am truly looking forward to it.


GravatarAnna Nicole Smith's death must be good for the Republicans. Clinton did it!


GravatarI think Letterman's tweaking of his corporate masters has origins in his appreciation of Benny.


GravatarHey, Steve!

Since you turned me onto the girl group set way back when, I thought I'd pass along how much I've been enjoying this collection of punk from Rhino.

Lot's of singles and EPs--good stuff. I got it because there were two songs from an old album I've lost to the ages, the 1980 Fast Product--Mutant Pop compilation.

[Of course, the irony of paying tribute to the "punk rebellion" with a pricey and glossy boxed set is not lost on me.]


GravatarWhat up, peeps?


GravatarThey have no humanity. For them its all about the 'haves and the have mores" and they never do without or ever worry about doing without.
pigboy

and, unfortunately, they and their ilk are the reason the guillotine was invented and employed, eh?


GravatarA one night stand turns into a preemptive war.
EkCenTriK


good grief, I left yer oil monies are on the top of the treasury Dick, just take it on yer way out...



i fixed it.


Gravatarthe fairness doctrine is sorely needed
swampy mcfeverish | 02.10.07 - 12:50 am | #

Senator Bernie Sanders is leading the way on media reform. They are moving toward repealing media ownership rules.


GravatarThey have no humanity. For them its all about the 'haves and the have mores" and they never do without or ever worry about doing without.
pigboy

the have nots are inhuman


GravatarIt amazes me the number of people I have run into that seem to let their dogs "have their way" inside including using piddle pads.

I don't even let myself pee in the house.


GravatarAnna Nicole Smith's death must be good for the Republicans. Clinton did it!

The Clenis is the father of the little girl and the Marshall Family will crumble in fear of the mighty Clenis.


GravatarAnna Nicole Smith's death must be good for the Republicans. Clinton did it!
ellroon, Leave Iraq/n now!


Dude, it was Anna Nicole Smith.


Everyone did it.


Gravatar
Senator Bernie Sanders is leading the way on media reform.


That fucking commie.


GravatarI don't even let myself pee in the house.
NTodd, Sex Panther | Homepage | 02.10.07 - 12:55 am

You don't have indoor plumbing?


Gravatar"piddle pads"...? PIDDLE PADS?????????

What are these? Miniature poodles, teacup whatevers w/bladders the size of vitamin tablets?????

I don;t fuckin think so.....

"piddle pads"....huh.


GravatarDude, it was Anna Nicole Smith.


Everyone did it.

Barry from Alas reVistasized | Homepage | 02.10.07 - 12:55 am

Dudette actually....


Gravatar
You don't have indoor plumbing?
ellroon, Leave Iraq/n now!


What, and defile it with urine, I'm with NTodd on this one.


GravatarYou don't have indoor plumbing?

Oh yes, I do. Have since Aught Six. But I hear tell that has a limited lifespan, so I'm trying to save it.


Gravatar"piddle pads"...? PIDDLE PADS?????????

What are these? Miniature poodles, teacup whatevers w/bladders the size of vitamin tablets?????

I don;t fuckin think so.....

"piddle pads"....huh.
Sarah Deere, Recalcitrant | 02.10.07 - 12:56 am

Out here in California, we call them diapers...


Gravatar
Dudette actually....
ellroon, Leave Iraq/n now!


My sorry.

WHERE ARE THE GRAVITARS! (damn daleks)


GravatarI have to admit, I have no idea what that was about?
EkCenTriK


Sorry, forgot to credit Kids in the Hall. Your comment ("fear the man that requires a silencer") reminded me of the Helen talking about watching out for a man who owns his own pool cue.

That's the way my brain works.


GravatarI am really piss-ed off re: all this Anna Nicole shit. No one in the media gives one short shit about this woman. They are using her in death as they used her in life, for ratings, for numbers.

Fuck - it;s their immortal soul, I guess, if that's what they want to do with it.

Me, I think, let her RIP. Leave off, already.


GravatarI don't even let myself pee in the house.
NTodd, Sex Panther


Why not? When aiming toward the nearest neighbor can bring several levels of fulfillment?


GravatarBut I hear tell that has a limited lifespan, so I'm trying to save it.

Why?


GravatarSenator Bernie Sanders is leading the way on media reform.

That fucking commie.
NTodd, Sex Panther | Homepage | 02.10.07 - 12:55 am | #

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I hate him! Damn Populist! Healthcare! Media reform! What crap! There's no money it!


GravatarSenator Bernie Sanders is leading the way on media reform. They are moving toward repealing media ownership rules.
pigboy

sweet! I'd not heard and I'm a news junkie.

I live next door to Bernie geographically speaking, and he has been a fave for years - it never occurred to me he could make Senator - proves there's hope I guess -

Does he have a chance of making that happen? by the by - he'll be up against a machine that has lots more fight left in it


Gravatar"I have to confess, she is such a treat, and I am truly looking forward to it.
Sarah Deere, Recalcitrant"

Bit envious of you on that. We elected not to have kids. But you do come to a point where a grand kid to spoil an coach seems a natural progression.


GravatarMe, I think, let her RIP. Leave off, already.
Sarah Deere, Recalcitrant


Compare these hours to when Liz Taylor goes.

Somehow, just cause she was a bimbo, Anna is gonna get more air time.


GravatarBut I hear tell that has a limited lifespan, so I'm trying to save it.

Why?
Snow, Disappointed


So it don't leak.

Duh


GravatarSomehow, just cause she was a bimbo, Anna is gonna get more air time.

Barry from Alas reVistasized | Homepage | 02.10.07 - 12:59 am

Like Jon Benet Ramsey, it's all the wonderful glossies they made...


Gravatar"Hinchey told RAW STORY he plans to reintroduce the Media Ownership Reform Act (MORA) that would break up media monopolies and restore the Fairness Doctrine, which was eliminated by the Federal Communications Commission under the Reagan administration.

“If Rush shoots his mouth off, he must give equal access to our side,” Hinchey said. “The American public will begin to get both sides or all sides of an issue. That is basic – fundamental to a democracy.”

Last year, Hinchey introduced H.R. 3302 (MORA), but Republicans blocked the measure in committee. He also founded the Future of American Media Caucus in Congress in 2005. With Democrats now in control of Congress, a new media reform measure is expected to be assigned to the House Energy and Commerce Committee within the next couple of weeks, Hinchey’s staff confirmed.

“We’ll be trying hard to get the subcommittee and the full committee chairs to bring this to the House floor,” Hinchey pledged. A companion bill will be introduced on the Senate side by Bernie Sanders (D-VT), he added."

http://www.rawstory.com/news/ 200..._bill_0121.html


GravatarThat fucking commie.
NTodd, Sex Panther

yeah, he's almost Canadian in his sensibilities ain't he?


GravatarIt amazes me the number of people I have run into that seem to let their dogs "have their way" inside including using piddle pads.

why do dog owners (me but not me) become illiterate at the shores of beach signs?

DOGS MUST BE LEASHED

simple no? I know, my dog is not like that... but why?


Gravatar"That's the way my brain works.
Uncle Smokes "

I never got to see much of the show. So a lot of the references are lost on me. Sort of funny in hanging out here, I can see what I missed when doing the nose to the grind stone, always on the job routine.


GravatarBut I hear tell that has a limited lifespan, so I'm trying to save it.

Whatever you do, be sure not to flush any condoms down it. They could kill someone.


Night kids.


GravatarBit envious of you on that. We elected not to have kids. But you do come to a point where a grand kid to spoil an coach seems a natural progression.
EkCenTriK

EkCenTriK...please know that I got lucky. I have discovered that not everyone likes their children. They love them, of course - but they may neither like nor understand them. That's the luck of the draw, of karma, whatever. I have been fortunate in that I both love AND like my son and my g'tads. We have fun together, understand one another's senses of humor. Makes a HUGE diff!

So, yeah - from that standpoint, I believe I am enviable.


GravatarHe also founded the Future of American Media Caucus in Congress in 2005.

My eyes are getting tired. At first I read that as "the Future of American Media Circus."


Gravatar"piddle pads"....huh.
Sarah Deere, Recalcitrant

they have bottled water for dogs - comes from a toilet in Evian, France!


GravatarI never got to see much of the show.
EkCenTriK |

If you ever get a chance, do try to see it. They were a hoot!


Gravatarthey have bottled water for dogs - comes from a toilet in Evian, France!
swampy mcfeverish
:-D.............!!!


Gravatar"they have bottled water for dogs - comes from a toilet in Evian, France!
swampy mcfeverish"

Hah!

Perro Perrier!


GravatarSo it don't leak.

Duh


Leak what? You're not using it!


GravatarThis ANS thing, is just like the boat cruise death story, and the Scott Petersen story, and the (substitute local sordid behavior) story.

It will sell ad space for a coupla weeks.


GravatarOh - kay...I am commenting more than everyone else, so that means I am in an almost empty hall.....

Going out to smoke and wait to see if anyone is around a bit later.

Not having that much intelligent or amusing to say, I can't conscience my using this as my personal stage.....


GravatarI never got to see much of the show.
EkCenTriK |

If you ever get a chance, do try to see it. They were a hoot!
Sarah Deere, Recalcitrant


I was hooked when I happened upon them flipping channels and caught "The Dr. Seuss Bible".


GravatarPeeing outside is cool.

.


GravatarLeak what? You're not using it!
Snow, Disappointed


Well hell no I'm not using it. I'm in Alaska, and NTodd's plumbing is in Vermont.

Would take a mighty big.. er... well to manage a piss that far.


GravatarPeeing outside is cool.

.
agave | 02.10.07 - 1:07 am | #


It's so freeing........


GravatarLeak what? You're not using it!

I poop in it.


GravatarPeeing outside is cool.

.
agave | 02.10.07 - 1:07 am | #


It's so freeing........
pigboy | 02.10.07 - 1:08 am | #


Freezing.


GravatarOh yes, I do. Have since Aught Six. But I hear tell that has a limited lifespan, so I'm trying to save it.


George W. Bush
the "Jiggle the Handle" presidency


Gravatar"Would take a mighty big.. er... well to manage a piss that far."

It's the difference between 5 beers and 6 beers I would think. Then you would have to calculate elevation, glide slope and so forth.


GravatarMe, I think, let her RIP. Leave off, already.
Sarah Deere


agreed.
please vultures there is a tommorow ... not for you, but for others not like you...


GravatarPeeing outside is cool.

.
agave


Remember, good penmanship counts.


GravatarPerro Perrier!
EkCenTriK

great tag! I'm using it.

I'll even mention who it came from. I swear!


GravatarHey Barry, do you like being Vistasized?
Smalfish didn't like it, but I want to check it out at some point.


Gravatar"I'll even mention who it came from. I swear!
swampy mcfeverish"

There will be royalty fees of course.


GravatarFreezing.
NTodd, Sex Panther

Here, no.
But at times in Ohio, before it hit the ground.

.


Gravatardoes anyone else find the film Bob Roberts, as disturbing a I do?

sit plays to me like a roadmap to evil and greedy repukes, and they are legion.

of course there's a whole lot of stupid in the mix


GravatarVista is cool. But my sound card is not compatible.

And Vista would like me to get more RAM.


GravatarRemember, good penmanship counts.
Uncle Smokes


No snow here.

.


GravatarIt's the difference between 5 beers and 6 beers I would think. Then you would have to calculate elevation, glide slope and so forth.
EkCenTriK


From Alaska to Vermont, providing you can get the Canadian permits, there is a lot of shrinkage involved.


Gravatar"Vista is cool. But my sound card is not compatible.

And Vista would like me to get more RAM.
Snow, Disappointed "

Is it true that a Vista install begins with a Dell Order Form?


GravatarVista is cool. But my sound card is not compatible.

And Vista would like me to get more RAM.
Snow, Disappointed


I had a sound card problem on my 6th install, on the same machine. Got it settled by setting it up at the highest sampling rate possible.

If that helps any.


GravatarIs it true that a Vista install begins with a Dell Order Form?

No.


GravatarI don't see how there could be a cheating scandal at the Air Force Acedemy, when, obviously, they all have Jesus as a wingman.


GravatarAnd Vista would like me to get more RAM.

No such thing as too much RAM IMO


GravatarGeorge W. Bush
the "Jiggle the Handle" presidency
virgotex


Vice President Clean fights with President Tidy Bowl Man?

Okay...now I'm reaching. It's time to sign off.

Y'all take care of your good selves, and remember to give it a good shake before coming back inside.


Gravatar"From Alaska to Vermont, providing you can get the Canadian permits, there is a lot of shrinkage involved."

Good point, forgot about the crossing national borders issue. Also toss in the need to deal with the Earth's rotation and evaporation and the only person who could figure out how to take a leak in Ntodd's house comes from MIT and requires the total national computing power of say Japan.
.


GravatarHey Barry, do you like being Vistasized?
Smalfish didn't like it, but I want to check it out at some point.
The Old Man From Scene 24


I tried it 5 different ways before I settled on a final install. Got all the drivers, (only needed 4, yea, go on Mac folks), and I'm gonna be happy till the first Vista worm hits me.




GravatarI had a sound card problem on my 6th install, on the same machine.

DOH!

(sorry didn't mean to hijack the thread into a geekfest)


Gravatar"Is it true that a Vista install begins with a Dell Order Form?

No."

Oh, guess I will have to stop trying to spread that rumor.


GravatarGood point, forgot about the crossing national borders issue. Also toss in the need to deal with the Earth's rotation and evaporation and the only person who could figure out how to take a leak in Ntodd's house comes from MIT and requires the total national computing power of say Japan.
.
EkCenTriK


Excluding coreolis force, the rotation helps. Just put it up far enough, and wait for the earth to rotate under it. Never a proven theory though.


GravatarGot it settled by setting it up at the highest sampling rate possible.

I have no idea what this means. I'm lawyer; you have to speak slowly.


Gravatar"Now why would Dan Gerstein not like bloggers? (Jeopardy think music) Might it be because he worked for Joe Lieberman and lost the Democratic Primary? MSNBC are morons for putting this guy up to discuss anything about blogs.

Gerstein: Well, it sounds like a simple question, but there's a big problem in the Democratic party right now. And let me preface what I'm about to say by saying I have a blog, I'm a big believer in the power of blogs in politics to make it more Democratic and empower people's voices, but for a lot of the Democratic bloggers there's extremism, anger, and there's a kind of lack of accountability for what people say and do and I think this is more and more going to become a problem in presidential politics as the blogosphere and the campaign world start converging. AND I THINK, TO SUM IT UP, I THINK THIS IS A WARNING SIGN THERE'S A RISK OF GETTING FLEAS IF YOU LIKE DOWN WITH BLOGS."

http://www.crooksandliars.com/


Gravatar(sorry didn't mean to hijack the thread into a geekfest)
The Old Man From Scene 24


I am not a geek, I am an 00101100001011011101.

Thank you.


Gravatarsad


GravatarThere will be royalty fees of course.
EkCenTriK

modest, but all due credit!

next thing I need tage for are jokes about the environment - I started to write some but had to delete when I remembered John Stewart's writers read this blog


GravatarI have no idea what this means. I'm lawyer; you have to speak slowly.
Snow, Disappointed


This is gonna involve line drawings, isn't it?


Gravatar"Excluding coreolis force, the rotation helps. Just put it up far enough, and wait for the earth to rotate under it. Never a proven theory though."

Was thinking, there is another way to go about this. A bottle, a box and fedex. Simplicity. He can empty the bottle, flush and mission accomplished.


GravatarI'd like to thank everyone for waiting; I am now off work, so your weekends can officially commence!


GravatarHI-YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!


Gravatar
Was thinking, there is another way to go about this. A bottle, a box and fedex. Simplicity. He can empty the bottle, flush and mission accomplished.
EkCenTriK


Wouldn't that subvert the whole premise of saving his pipes?

How about I just go out back, find a snow berm the dogs haven't used, and hope the water table moves my "stuff" to Vermont?


GravatarÔ¿Ô | 02.10.07 - 1:19 am

jeebus!

I'm going back to work. end that fuckin'w war for me would ya?


Gravatar"How about I just go out back, find a snow berm the dogs haven't used, and hope the water table moves my "stuff" to Vermont?"

A few million years and it is pretty likely he ... oh never mind.


GravatarA few million years and it is pretty likely he ... oh never mind.
EkCenTriK


Agreed.


GravatarI am not a geek, I am an 00101100001011011101.


LOL!

real geeks speak Hex...

At some point I'm going to dual boot and/or run Vista in VM on my iMac but I think I'll others do the bleeding edge thing and revisit the situation in 6 months or so.

Does anyone know if Vista is bootable off an external drive?


GravatarThis is the type of conversation you just can't explain to anyone who is not a participant.


GravatarI am now off work, so your weekends can officially commence!

At last!


Gravatar"Vista in VM on my iMac"

Check your EULA. I think it says that is verboten.


GravatarDoes anyone know if Vista is bootable off an external drive?
The Old Man From Scene 24


Yes. I have an eSATA drive it will boot off of. But ya have to have the card installed, and the bios, don't forget the bios.

Grrr, I be larnin this cuz I just wanna do it RAID, ya know.


GravatarThat was nice but I ain't get eyes fer it.

Gimme PREZ- JAMMIN' THE BLUES!

Play that and I'll sing your praises to the sky.

You people ain't got no idea what ol' Porkpie could do.

False 30's music don't make it.

Gimme the real stuff.


GravatarWe've been at "war" for, now, ~70% of President Bush's 2 term presidency.

Ain't it grand?


GravatarThis is the type of conversation you just can't explain to anyone who is not a participant.
EkCenTriK


But do it in a bar, where there is someone with a dorked up computer, and you can charge them $100 bucks an hour for getting on line to look up solutions to their problems.


GravatarCheck your EULA. I think it says that is verboten.

Depends on which of the nine million versions you use. Some people interpret the EULA to mean that you can use certain versions of Vista as a VM install OR a bootable one but not both (the latest version of parallels for Mac lets you use a bootable Windows install in the VM).


GravatarAin't it grand?
Max Planck


Almost 3.2 grand (dead) actually. Yea, nice.


GravatarCheck your EULA. I think it says that is verboten.

Hah, a EULA from a couple of guys (Gates and Allen) who stole the code that made their company.

Ya gotta love it.


Gravatarthanks for the heads-up, ror, I was holding back.


GravatarHah, a EULA from a couple of guys (Gates and Allen) who stole the code that made their company.


Didn't they buy it from some poor schmuck without telling him that Eye Bee Fucking Emm wanted it ? (which amounts to the same thing I suppose)


GravatarEmails have been sent to 4LG demanding kitty pics, or inquiring if something went wrong.


GravatarYou are both more than welcome, Old Man and virgo!

I live to give.


Gravatar
Didn't they buy it from some poor schmuck without telling him that Eye Bee Fucking Emm wanted it ? (which amounts to the same thing I suppose)
The Old Man From Scene 24


Yea, that is true, you saw the same documentary I did.

Digital's OS was so much better, I've got a copy here somewhere, just not a machine that will run it anymore.


GravatarHah, a EULA from a couple of guys (Gates and Allen) who stole the code that made their company.

Ah that's BS. Oh wait, no it isn't.


Gravatar"Mac lets you use a bootable Windows install in the VM)."

Not sure what you mean by bootable in that context?

I have used it to load a full 2000 install. It boots in the VM just as if it is an independent unit. Is that what you mean or something a bit different?


Gravatar"
Barry can't pee to VT "

It might be the narrow urethra effect when i think about. Which I am now trying not to.


GravatarOT, but Clive James on Dick Cavett.


Gravatar"Hah, a EULA from a couple of guys (Gates and Allen) who stole the code that made their company."

I feel that way about their prohibitions on Visual FoxPro being used under Linux and Wine. Essentially, my creation is limited by their conditions.


GravatarA MS EULA basically says that if you get a MS product anywhere near a Mac, unless it is specifically written for the Mac, obliges you to sacrifice a part of your body as a burnt offering on a pentagram with one point of the pentagram oriented towards Redmond.

Oh, and you have to sign over your firstborn to indentured servitude to Bill Gates.


GravatarNot sure what you mean by bootable in that context?


Mac has "Boot Camp" which is just a boot loader that lets you chose between bootable partitions. Choose OS X and boots normally, chose windows and it boots windows.

The Parallels VM software now lets use the bootable windows partition to run in a VM under OS X, previously you had to have a separate windows install on a virtual drive in the OS X file system.


GravatarBill Gates had the Yankee fortitudinal werewithal to pick himself up from his high-powered attorney father's strict Harvard education guaranteed upbringing bootstraps, and make that decision every unsure 20 year old makes.

Whether or not to rip IBM off for a billion dollars on Windows R&D.

And he did it, people!


Gravatar"Hah, a EULA from a couple of guys (Gates and Allen) who stole the code that made their company."

I feel that way about their prohibitions on Visual FoxPro being used under Linux and Wine. Essentially, my creation is limited by their conditions.


It's like a car manufacturer tells you that you can only drive on Sundays and aren't allowed to have dogs with you.


GravatarBill Gates had the Yankee fortitudinal werewithal to pick himself up from his high-powered attorney father's strict Harvard education guaranteed upbringing bootstraps, and make that decision every unsure 20 year old makes.


Don't forget his million dollar trust fund!


GravatarIt might be the narrow urethra effect when i think about. Which I am now trying not to.
EkCenTriK


Narrow would mean low pressure, according to Bernoulli's principals.

Naw, I don't wanna think about it either.


Gravatar"The Parallels VM software now lets use the bootable windows partition to run in a VM under OS X, previously you had to have a separate windows install on a virtual drive in the OS X file system."

OIC

I didn't know it would do that.


GravatarBill Gates had the Yankee fortitudinal werewithal to pick himself up...

And he only eats tofu today.


GravatarAnd he only eats tofu today.
NTodd, Sex Panther


It shows.

Can't afford a steak.


GravatarWe've been at "war" for, now, ~70% of President Bush's 2 term presidency.

Ain't it grand?
Max Planck


Talk about geeky, I did some math, and as of 2/10/2007 (using 3/20/2003 as the starting point) we've been at war for ~64.33% of the Bush presidency.

If nothing else, this is surely a sign I need to go to bed.


GravatarNarrow would mean low pressure, according to Bernoulli's principals.

Then why does water come out of a hose without much force unless you put your thumb over it?


GravatarHow many people here work at a place where if you develop software, the company owns it?

I do.

But fuck em, they'll never know.


GravatarCan't afford a steak.

It's because of that damned Death Tax!


Gravatar"Whether or not to rip IBM off for a billion dollars on Windows R&D."

That is pretty much the picture I had of what they did. I do not know why IBM didn't take him to the mat on it. Or maybe they did. But it sucked for IBM.

And I was no fan of IBM at the time. Irony is I am now in the same frame of mind with Microsoft and appreciate IBM. Freaky.


GravatarThen why does water come out of a hose without much force unless you put your thumb over it?
NTodd, Sex Panther


Don't ask that unless you want all the planes to fall out of the sky.

And your carburetor to stop too.

I dunno, just works that way, must be Jebuz helping me along.


GravatarI didn't know it would do that.

Its pretty recent. Parallels is cool, now you don't have to run windows in a separate desktop window, the apps coexist on the Mac desktop with the native apps, and there's full two way drag/drop & copy/paste functionality. Very slick.


Gravatar
It's because of that damned Death Tax!
NTodd, Sex Panther


Hee, I thought you were talking about Bombay for a minute, and the Death Taxi.




GravatarDon't ask that unless you want all the planes to fall out of the sky.

Ah, so it's BELIEF that makes planes fly...


Gravatar"How many people here work at a place where if you develop software, the company owns it?"

Do you mean during working hours and with company assets?

Or the places that claim any software you create regardless of how independent?

Myself, I am a pretty low brow coder so nothing I write will be lurking outside the company confines so it doesn't impact me much.


GravatarAh, so it's BELIEF that makes planes fly...
NTodd, Sex Panther


And the Holy Benevolence of the FSM.


GravatarAh, so it's BELIEF that makes planes fly...
NTodd, Sex Panther


And good thoughts and pixie dust...no wait, that's Peter Pan...nevermind....


Gravatarsad
Ô¿Ô

oh christ. Damn.


GravatarIBM was very impressed with young William, and had him on board intimately on their monumental OS/2 project.

Little did they know that Billy was selling hard-won secrets to himself.


GravatarHow many people here work at a place where if you develop software, the company owns it?

I do.


I thought you flew the world's coolest airplane? My company pays me to write software but I don't think they'd own any software I write on my own time unless it competes with the business.


GravatarMy company says they own anything I write (as far as code).

I should write a book, and see if they try and grab it too.


GravatarIBM was very impressed with young William, and had him on board intimately on their monumental OS/2 project.

Gotta copy of that too in the garage, the "ultimate windoze killer".

It was... ok.


windoze still sukkorz.


Gravatar"My company says they own anything I write (as far as code)."

I think that would be contestable unless you have a very specific signed agreement.


GravatarIBM was very impressed with young William, and had him on board intimately on their monumental OS/2 project.


I used OS/2 for a while. It was at least better than the windows of the day.


Gravatarum..."Sex Panther".....?

Good one.....(steps away, slowly...)


GravatarHow many people here work at a place where if you develop software, the company owns it

I used to, till November.


GravatarI think that would be contestable unless you have a very specific signed agreement.
EkCenTriK


As far as I know, they never have tried, and WTF, just publish under a different name.

It was thrown into a lot of contracts during the dot com times, everyone wanted a buck.

I think the last code I ever wrote was 32 years ago, a simple weight and balance program for planes. In BASIC.




GravatarThe company I work for has gone IP mad, and whatever fabulous software idea I come up with, even if at home, is theirs as far as they're concerned--that salary doesn't just cover 40-60 hours a week it seems. I'm supposed to be happy with a $250 payoff for a patent approval.


Gravatarseveral years ago... colin powell... 'yellowcake'... africa....

today... gates... fragments... serial numbers... iran...

deja fucking vu


GravatarI'm supposed to be happy with a $250 payoff for a patent approval.
Uncle Smokes


Sell it to Google, they will buy almost anyting.


Gravataryeah, we have intellectual property agreement...(more like forced "agreement")


Gravatar"I'm supposed to be happy with a $250 payoff for a patent approval."

That sucks. But I am of the opinion that IP as we know it will be taking a nose dive in a few years. But that is a whole different conversation.


Gravatarseveral years ago... colin powell... 'yellowcake'... africa....

today... gates... fragments... serial numbers... iran...

deja fucking vu
fokowi


WHAT???

Are we at war again/still?


Gravatartoday... gates... fragments... serial numbers... iran...


Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.


Gravatar'kay, 'mout. l8rh9rs.


Gravatar'kay, 'mout. l8rh9rs.
NTodd, Sex Panther


Ta


GravatarI should add that their scheme involves corralling as many patents as possible for all many of things not even developed with the hope of later suing and settling our of court when someone actually does develop something similar--IP litigation as a revenue stream.

Total madness.


Gravatar
deja fucking vu
fokowi

WHAT???

Are we at war again/still?

Barry, not even on a tier


Duh.

Now I'm really leaving.


Gravatarthis really isn;t "war" - right??? We haven;t really had "war" since WWII.

The rest of this shit has been...the rest of this shit.


Gravatarthis really isn;t "war" - right??? We haven;t really had "war" since WWII.

Nope. Nor peace.


GravatarSerial numbers and markings on explosives used in Iraq provide

Well, duh indeed NTodd.

Wrong country.

Oops, sorry Iraq, Dubya fucked ya.


GravatarAre we at war again/still?

But the chocolate rations will be raised.


GravatarI'm tuly leaving, too. That last comment had such garbled syntax.

Good night and good luck.

[Damn, here's comes the lawsuit.]


GravatarBut the chocolate rations will be raised.
Echidne of the snakes


Ohhh, .... then...


Carry on.


GravatarBut the chocolate rations will be raised.

Mmmmm.. Freed... I mean Victory Gin.


GravatarI'm tuly leaving, too. That last comment had such garbled syntax.

WAS NOT.


GravatarBut the chocolate rations will be raised.

Mmmmm.. Freed... I mean Victory Gin.

(haloscan sucks)


Gravatarah, ror....wtf. Over?


GravatarI miss Chris Tucker and Tim Finnegan.


GravatarI miss Chris Tucker and Tim Finnegan..


GravatarBut the chocolate rations will be raised.


Mmmm... Free... ...er... I mean "Victory" gin.


Gravatarah, ror....wtf. Over?
Sarah Deere, Recalcitrant | 02.10.07 - 2:03 am | #


Hello Deere.

I fear I do not understand this comment...?


Gravatarah, ror.....wtf...over?


GravatarWhat the fuck? Stoopit lyin' haloscan


GravatarTime for bed too. I ended the week with one of the weirdest projects I have ever done. 350 feet of PVC pipe. 2000 feet of Cat 5e and a lot of rain and cold, dust and muck. Time for sleep, to heal.


GravatarAll right, who gave Haloscan the vapors?


GravatarAll right, who gave Haloscan the vapors?

I blame the Republics.


GravatarHe who dealt it, ror


GravatarHaloscan just went back in time, shuffled and laid the cards down again.


GravatarHaloscan is just lonely and wants some attention.


GravatarWhy does there have to be global warming, ya know?


GravatarHaloscan is just lonely and wants some attention.
Echidne of the snakes | Homepage | 02.10.07 - 2:09 am | #


So haloscan is NTodd?

You just blew my mind!


GravatarTime for bed too. I ended the week with one of the weirdest projects I have ever done. 350 feet of PVC pipe. 2000 feet of Cat 5e and a lot of rain and cold, dust and muck. Time for sleep, to heal.
EkCenTriK


Bye friend.

At least ya didn't have to pump water thru that pipe. Could have caused a leak, ya know.


GravatarSo haloscan is NTodd?

You just blew my mind!
rorschach, 3rd-Tier Atriot | Homepage | 02.10.07 - 2:10 am | #


Sorry, I mistyped "Incog."


GravatarWhy does there have to be global warming, ya know?
Ô¿Ô


Have is such a harsh shrill word.


Gravatar"At least ya didn't have to pump water thru that pipe. Could have caused a leak, ya know."

It was schedule 40 Could of done it.

Which when I think of it. What is the distance between there and Vermont. Alaska pipeline my ass. This will top it.


GravatarHave is such a harsh shrill word.
that's what happens with all these shrill bloggers. We better listen to Bill Donohue instead.


GravatarNight folks for real.


GravatarWhich when I think of it. What is the distance between there and Vermont. Alaska pipeline my ass. This will top it.
EkCenTriK


The TansCanadaUrinePipeline.

Hmmm, investors?

And, to be honest, production couldn't fill that for a really long time.

Send more beer.


GravatarI dedicated my Friday night video to Mr. Donohue.


GravatarSend more beer.


heh.


Gravatarthat's what happens with all these shrill bloggers. We better listen to Bill Donohue instead.
Echidne of the snakes


AIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!


Ok, now, what was that?


GravatarAll I want to know is:

why am I still up at this hour?


GravatarAll I want to know is:

why am I still up at this hour?


The witching hour?


GravatarAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!


Ok, now, what was that?


Did you try to pee to Vermont?


Gravatarwhy am I still up at this hour?

Dunno. If'n you figger it out let me know, cos I was wondering why I'm still up.


GravatarAnybody heard from 4Legs and the new baby?


GravatarAll I want to know is:

why am I still up at this hour?
Rmj, Curiously Refreshing


Paging Dr Phil... Dr Phil, sleepless Atriot on line one.


GravatarDunno. If'n you figger it out let me know, cos I was wondering why I'm still up.
The Old Man From Scene 24


All I know is, I'm way too old for this.

Unfortunately, my muse kicks in late at night, and it won't let me sleep now.


GravatarAnybody heard from 4Legs and the new baby?

Not me. Maybe fourlegs is busy getting acquainted?


GravatarAnybody heard from 4Legs and the new baby?
Sandy-LA 90034


No, waiting for email from 4lg to confirm got home OK.

May have to call, but it's so freaking late in TX.

Probably just learning the new one. We hope.


GravatarPaging Dr Phil... Dr Phil, sleepless Atriot on line one.

Barry, tierless pawn


Now you're just trying to give me nightmares.


GravatarMay have to call, but it's so freaking late in TX.

THAT'S what I'm talking about!

Well, not calling 4legs, but....oh, I'm going to bed.


GravatarI had some chocolate pudding tonight and threw the empty carton in my rubbish bin in the office. Henrietta the Hound kept digging it up and I firmly scolded her.

She then took the whole rubbish bin away in her mouth, to rummage in privacy.


GravatarI forget where 4Legs had to go to get the new kitten -- maybe the drive was several hours?


GravatarNow you're just trying to give me nightmares.
Rmj, Curiously Refreshing


I was not, just a lot of us do better at night. That's all.

Welcome to Quickie Mart....


Well, that's my future anyway.


GravatarI forget where 4Legs had to go to get the new kitten -- maybe the drive was several hours?
Sandy-LA 90034


Austin - Dallas - and back.

About 180 each way.


GravatarAustin - Dallas - and back.

About 180 each way.


Thanks, Barry!

I hope we get some good shots tomorrow, then. It's been a long day for 4Legs.


Gravatar
I hope we get some good shots tomorrow, then. It's been a long day for 4Legs.
Sandy-LA 90034


I'm getting old, so I just hope something bad didn't befall 4lg on the road. I sound like my mom now.


GravatarSgt. Fury and his Howling Commandos, according to an expert comic history and penciler of comics, was the only more or less gay comic book character. But it doesn't say anything about that at Wikipedia...


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ Sgt...wling_Commandos


GravatarThe drive between Austin and Dallas can be hellish. He's probably just tired.


GravatarI thought the kitten was in Fort Worth.


GravatarYour right Echidne, but it's the same drive till you hit the outskirts.

Straight north, then choose left or right. The two cities sit next to each other.


GravatarThanks, virgotex. I'm looking forward to some kitten pics and I also hope that everything is ok.


GravatarAmerica will never elect a black as President. And if they did, that black would probably end up dead. Technically, Obama's not black, but with his islamic background he's worse than black.


GravatarGood night, bats. Sleep well.


GravatarAmerica will never elect a black as President. And if they did, that black would probably end up dead. Technically, Obama's not black, but with his islamic background he's worse than black.
biden | 02.10.07 - 2:33 am | #
---

Shut your festering gob, you tit.


GravatarElecting a woman or a black as President will simply regenerate racism and sexism in this country.


GravatarOnce again. American Airlines managed not to kill me.

I'M HOME!!!

What have you people been up to whilst I was swilling free booze?


GravatarElecting a woman or a black as President will simply regenerate racism and sexism in this country.
biden | 02.10.07 - 2:35 am | #
--
Only among sexists and bigots like you.


GravatarI thought the kitten was in Fort Worth.
Echidne of the snakes


My mistake.

Being from El Paso, there is no difference between Ft. Worth and Dallas.

Just places I don't want to go.


GravatarWhat have you people been up to whilst I was swilling free booze?
flory


Swilling store bought, pissing from Alaska to Vermont, stealing computer code, and oh...

Bush is a dick.

Ok?

Glad you are safe.


GravatarBy 2012 or 2106 the country will be ready for a white, male President.

But not in 2008. It is still too early.


GravatarBlacks and women have made great progress in this country. All that will go to hell because a couple members of the ruling class have presidential ambitions.
You will see racism the likes of which haven't been witnessed since the 1920's. It will all come right back. Limbaugh's already moving towards these themes. It's not worth it.


GravatarI'm sorry to see others go asleep hust as I awake from paonful sleep. Best wishes to them. Who's awakwe?


GravatarShe then took the whole rubbish bin away in her mouth, to rummage in privacy.
Echidne of the snakes


Heh. Your children pay such good attention. Even the 4legged ones....


GravatarWho's awakwe?
Draco


incog, aren't you married yet?


GravatarBlacks and women have made great progress in this country. All that will go to hell because a couple members of the ruling class have presidential ambitions.
You will see racism the likes of which haven't been witnessed since the 1920's. It will all come right back. Limbaugh's already moving towards these themes. It's not worth it.
biden | 02.10.07 - 2:39 am | #
--


Shut up.


GravatarSwilling store bought, pissing from Alaska to Vermont, stealing computer code, and oh...

Why Vermont? There's a couple big lakes right in the middle there....


GravatarWhy Vermont? There's a couple big lakes right in the middle there....
flory


NTodd had some unused plumbing... it's a long story.

Even Corvair gave up on it.


GravatarHow come everybody leaves just as I return?
Is it something I said?


GravatarI'm sorrry for my typo-ridden 2:39 comment. Sorta funny, but nearly unreadable


GravatarYou end the war in Iraq and it's all going to fall on the women and blacks here at home.


GravatarI'm sorrry for my typo-ridden 2:39 comment. Sorta funny, but nearly unreadable
Draco


Difficult when Incog is licking... well.. licking ya?


GravatarYou end the war in Iraq and it's all going to fall on the women and blacks here at home.
biden | 02.10.07 - 2:44 am | #
--
That's okay. Send them over to my house. We'll have a party and then a big cook-out.


GravatarAwakwe is Fijian for asleep.


GravatarSemper Fi

Bush Style


GravatarNTodd had some unused plumbing... it's a long story.

Even Corvair gave up on it.

Barry, tierless pawn


We know all about NToddler's unused 'plumbing'. I don't think I want to know how that's related to you peeing. The brain rebels....

And Corvair is much too naive to understand Vermont perversions....


GravatarAwakwe is Fijian for asleep.
The FCC


Is not.


GravatarBarry, tierless pawn | Homepage | 02.10.07 - 2:40 am | #

I have no idea who this asshole might be or his impulse to insublt me. I't's not something I think about


GravatarDraco is interesting to talk about movies with but nothing serious.


Gravatar
And Corvair is much too naive to understand Vermont perversions....
flory


Well, we just didn't want to use it too much, cause it has limited life span. So best to leave the plumping alone, and pee outside, lest we wear the pipes out.

Well, it does make sense.


GravatarAa is Hawaiian for lava.

It's in the Scrabble dictionary, too.


GravatarAa is Hawaiian for lava.

It's in the Scrabble dictionary, too.
The FCC | Homepage | 02.10.07 - 2:49 am | #


That's a load of pahoehoe.


GravatarI have no idea who this asshole might be or his impulse to insublt me. I't's not something I think about
Draco



Good then.

Married yet?


GravatarSkarn is Danish for metamorphosed impure limestone.


GravatarIncog made a bunch a noise about Draco.

There has been several Draco's here.

Hmmm.


GravatarSgt. Fury and his Howling Commandos, according to an expert comic history and penciler of comics, was the only more or less gay comic book character.

Horseshit, tobes. You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground. Sgt. Fury would've chopped you up like a steak sandwich. Go check the back door, rent-a-cop.


GravatarSkarn is Danish for metamorphosed impure limestone.
The FCC


skarn is a prohibited word, fine yourself 250,000 dollars.




GravatarIt's about sock puppet time.


Gravatarskarn is a prohibited word, fine yourself 250,000 dollars.

That would be, what, 25 billion Kronen ???


GravatarBarack Obama's first book is supposed to be really good. Written long before he became famous.


GravatarIt looks like BaRRY'S BEING NAMESTOLEN.


Gravatarcreep alert

:::poof1:::


GravatarWhat'd I tell ya ???


GravatarIt looks like BaRRY'S BEING NAMESTOLEN.
biden


Actually, not at this point.


GravatarAll books by candidates for president written as they are running for office are known for their brutal, unflinching honesty.