I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
wasnt that a nat king cole song?
Was that the one that his coke-addled daughter sang with him posthumously?
2nd?
I hereby name this thread after out Lord and Savior Denny Terrio.
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I shall own this thread for eternity
Havarti?
Bush plans limited nuclear winter to balance global warming
US President George W Bush announced plans Thursday to help climate change by "fighting global warming there, so we don't have to fight it here," in declaring a surprising combination of his environmental and foreign policy initiatives. In launching an unprecedented, unconstitutional pre-emptive nuclear strike on Iran, Bush plans to "put an end to the eco-terrorists who despise our freedoms." Minority Republicans, including Joe Lieberman of Connecticut, praised the President's assessment of the dire situation by commending his decision, both to destroy a potential limited regional power, and to initiate a cooling cloud of toxic radioactive dust.
I shall make it beg like a dog.
I'm not entirely sure Zora has legs in that shot.
watertiger | Homepage | 02.24.07 - 8:57 am | #
Miriam is convinced that there is some sort of cat-leg collective organization, whereby cats like Zora can, for an hour or two, help out their brethren by lending out their legs to the less fortunate...
Zora seems to confirm this notion in that picture, poofy-loaf that she is.
Josh described Cheney as the "crazy uncle of American politics." Priceless! He SHOULD be an object of scorn and ridicule.
When he pardons libby and leaves the border agents in jail Shrub will no longer be unimpeachable
Speaking of baraminology, here's the latest update:
http://www.creationresearch.org/
...araminology.htm
I hereby declare and decree that Unicorns are REAL on this thread.
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Any reference to unicorns as imaginary or the stuff of myth or My Pretty Pony shall be put to death by ridicule.
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they are referred to in the Bible nine times,[1] which provides an unimpeachable de facto argument for their once having been in existence.
teh wingnuts think that every word is sacred and true in the bible....i am convinced more and more that organized religion has done more to harm humanity than help it.
You mean, my college class mascot ('84) was actually a non-existent mythical creature? And all this time I thought unicorns were just as real as any other animal. Wow. Some people really try to pull the wool over your eyes. Good thing you can at least get fair and balanced truth on Fox. We would be in some real trouble without them, that's for sure.
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UNICORNS! And pixies and leprechauns and elves and rocs and fairy dust!
It's so much fun not being saddled with facts!
And furthermore, any bad talk about the Bible on this thread shall forever be treated as unimpeachable evidence that all liberal bloggers hate religion.
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The creationist biosystematic method of baraminology has grown significantly in the past decade.
The two words in that sentence that start with "b" are not recognized by my dictionary.
Over the past decade the amount of believable crap I can pull our of my ass at a moments notice, has grown significantly, If I had absolutley no soul, I might see if scaife was still handing out treats...............
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From below:
What kind of idiot would buy The New Republic and KEEP Marty Peretz as Editor-in-Chief?
http://tbogg.blogspot.com/2007/0...007/0...ted-it-
was.html
And furthermore, any bad talk about the Bible on this thread shall forever be treated as unimpeachable evidence that all liberal bloggers hate religion.
will it go round in circles...
as unimpeachable evidence that all liberal bloggers hate religion.
bible and religion were the 'biosystematic' and baraminology of the 1st century....THEY WERE MADE UP WORDS
I think Duncan killed Sadly No again.
Can't get on.
Spiritual truth = pure clean deep well water.
Organized Religion = rusted out pump on top.
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OMG just saw the link and, well, I will just say that i am happy to be continent.
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Baraminology is barmy!
What kind of idiot would buy The New Republic and KEEP Marty Peretz as Editor-in-Chief?
The same person who tried to pass off publishing every other week as some kind of victory.
You know, the kind of people who portray the British leaving Iraq as a sign we're winning.
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Hey, got on. I already blogwhored my Conservapedia Word of the Day today. I picked dinosaurs.
This will provide endless hours of fun.
No, because "SERVICE TEMPORARILY UNAVAILABLE."
Unicorns are real, Tom Cruise says so.
I just lost 100 IQ points reading that.
So - nobody's going to make any of those breakfasts?
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plantsman, it's the conservapedia's definition for Unicorn at sadlyno's place. Here it goes as follows.
While popularly characterized as a horned member of the horse baramin, it is likely that the unicorn was actually quite unhorselike. One recognized theory is that the unicorn was actually the rhinoceros,[1] however a growing number of Creation researchers are theorizing that the unicorn was actually a member of the ceratopsian baramin.[2]
Post-Noachian references[1] to unicorns have led some researchers to argue that unicorns are still alive today. At the very least, it is likely that they were taken aboard the Ark prior to the Great Flood.
will it go round in circles...
My favorite arc of the circle is when liberals-of-faith say that liberal bloggers have to stop hating religion.
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annieangel said,
February 24, 2007 at 10:39
I think they were a kind of horse that grew a tooth like a narwhal thing.
But the unicorns were off playing silly games when the ark was loaded so they never got on. Everyone knows that
This does not sound like our Annie.
How many are there posting?
they are referred to in the Bible nine times,[1] which provides an unimpeachable de facto argument for their once having been in existence.
And some dude held up his hands and the Earth stopped rotating, so I guess we should all try the same.
How do they explain the "chariot of fire"?
which provides an unimpeachable de facto argument for their once having been in existence.
Whew.
The mind reels.
Well, I gotta go work, so I can pay the bills, so I can keep my corporate provided utilitys, so I can return to try to defend myself against the constant predations of the corporations.
They never miss a nickle, you know?
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Linkage problems!
Your pending trip to ABQ has completely skewed my gustatory desires. I'm sorry.
Post-Noachian references[1] to unicorns have led some researchers to argue that unicorns are still alive today. At the very least, it is likely that they were taken aboard the Ark prior to the Great Flood.
Nuh-uh. At church camp, this one time, we sang a song about Noah and the Ark and it specifically mentioned that the unicorns were not aboard.
So - nobody's going to make any of those breakfasts?
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GWPDA, yclept Failed Scholar | Homepage | 02.24.07 - 9:11 am | #
Sigh.
I'll get right on that, mistress.
So - nobody's going to make any of those breakfasts?
I think your order got eaten by a unicorn or cloven hooved dinosaur looking for a quick snack on its way to a Baraminology seminar!
I'd be happy to take your order again!
Hey, got on. I already blogwhored my Conservapedia Word of the Day today. I picked dinosaurs.
trifecta
Heh, I was waiting for you to mention that. If you hadn't, I was going to.
Can you imagine spending your days searching the Hebrew and/or Greek texts for proof/non-proof of animals in existence 6,000 years ago?
:shudder:
How do they explain the "chariot of fire"?
Oh, it's fine. Sorry.
Check out the bone on that set of bones. Hilarious.
You know - true christianity says that one's devotion to faith, is best keep between oneself and their God.
I feel sorry for the guy who had to clean up brontosaurus, t-rex, and unicorn crap for 40 straight days.
Truth - quit yer bitchin. If not for the big corporations, you might not have a job. You OWE them for the right to slave away increasing their shareholder profits, don't you know.
plantsman - Red chile tamales and Mexican chocolate, then? Or fresh sopapillas and honey, huevos ranchero and iced tea?
So - nobody's going to make any of those breakfasts?
I've got unicorn breakfast burritos.
Good morning.
I never get a chance to watch Craig Ferguson's show but this clip is damn good.
A little long.
Worth it.
And I love the Scots accent.
I think they were a kind of horse that grew a tooth like a narwhal thing.
Yes, the tooth grew backwards into the mouth, filling it completely, then went straight up through the brainpan.
No wonder unicorns are extinct.
I feel sorry for the guy who had to clean up brontosaurus, t-rex, and unicorn crap for 40 straight days.
trifecta | Homepage | 02.24.07 - 9:15 am | #
Have you seen the video of Chris Smither's "Origin of Species"? It always cracks me right up.
they believed in unicorns and dragons because they kept finding DINOSAUR bones....that is where myths began - rooted in reality.
So - nobody's going to make any of those breakfasts?
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GWPDA, yclept Failed Scholar |
Way too late for Breakfast, kitchen's closed.
Bug UNE for his time machine.
tamales and Mexican chocolate, if you please!
Somebody once did a calculation of the biomass that would be needed to fit all the animals in the ark. Then the creationists said that they might have taken unhatched eggs, and infant mammals instead. It still doesn't work.
It appears that most of the articles over on Conservapdedia are c/p'd from A Beka textbooks - they're the insanely literalist Christians behind Pensacola Christian College.
Well, the flood might have killed the unicorns, but video killed the radio star.
I am going to try to do a word of the day from the conservapedia each day. There is just so much good stuff there. Their entry on George Washington brings up how good a christian he was because his adopted daughter said so.
Nuh-uh. At church camp, this one time, we sang a song about Noah and the Ark and it specifically mentioned that the unicorns were not aboard.
So sayeth the prophets the Irish Rovers.
The important thing here is subtlety. If you go in and just trash entries you'll be recognized as a saboteur and blocked. But there are plenty of topics (like the unicorns, dinosaurs in the bible etc) that are defensible from an extreme fundamentalist point of view, but still sound crazy even to most conservatives.
The goal is to create cognitive dissonance. Shake the poor bastards up...
Truth - quit yer bitchin. If not for the big corporations, you might not have a job. You OWE them for the right to slave away increasing their shareholder profits, don't you know.
Jennifer | 02.24.07 - 9:15 am | #
Hey Jennifer Yeah, that's true, only the corporations screwed me out of my job and insurance a long time ago. Now, I work self employed and uninsured for the Man. He does better that way so we all agreed it was the best thing for everyone.
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Good morning.
I never get a chance to watch Craig Ferguson's show but this clip is damn good.
He's a great and natural monologist. Very underrated talent.
Not sure about unicorns, but I know centaurs are real.
I know a number of Republicans who would be absolutely mortified to see "unimpeachable proof of unicorn existence" attributed to conservatism. It must be hard for them these days, when all the most prominent mouthpieces of the right are off their fucking nut.
But, once your political strategy hinges on the brazen denial of reality (i.e., Iraq)...in for a penny, in for a pound, I guess.
Somebody once did a calculation of the biomass that would be needed to fit all the animals in the ark....
God-made magic ark.
Dinosaur bones? Not real. A test from God. He put them there to test our faith. Or the devil put them there to plant the seed of doubt. Either way, there were never dinosaurs. Or else they're only 6,000 years old.
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Morn' I mean, evening Tom!
whats it ......about 10:15 pm in yer neck of the woods?
I am beginning to think that this thing referred to as a "Flux capacitor" was really just the product of an active imagination dammit, and if so, I might have to start over from scratch......
I do have bacon, eggs, onions and green peppers, cheddar cheese, and I aught to be able to make something out of those ingredients.
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Ok, remember the great Mooninite scare of 2007? The two artists who put up the "bombs" (really more like light brite boards) were charged with making terroristic threats, etc.
The very same day, at the New England Medical Center, there was a pipe bomb scare. An electrician took a chrome pipe, filled with putty (to look like a pipe bomb) and left it somewhere his co-workers would find it. Police were called. The bomb squad arrived. They figured out it was a hoax.
http://news.bostonherald.com/
loc...rticleid=180295
Punch line? No charges filed.
Moral of the story - put up some light brite pictures of a cartoon character flipping the bird and you're an enemy of the state. Leave a fake pipe bomb in a hospital and it's ok.
in for a penny, in for a pound, I guess.
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The pound is British, which means you must be one of those liberal anti-Merkin anglophiles.
If you're sick of all ANS all the time, Janet Napolitano is on CSPAN.
I do have bacon, eggs, onions and green peppers, cheddar cheese, and I aught to be able to make something out of those ingredients.
In a nice fresh flour tortilla? With a little pico de gallo?
Please!
Martha Stewart's Everyday FOOD assures me an omelet is in the offing!
Here is some of what the conservapedia says about islam.
Although most Muslims profess belief in a single, almighty God, a substantial minority of accredited Western scholars believe that the Muslim belief system can be traced back to distinctly polytheistic antecedents. Some, for example, have attempted to to link Allah to a moon deity. [1] Others have pointed to the pagan roots of various Muslim prohibitions, such as the ban on pork originating in the 3rd-century AD Damascene cult of the pig-god Jamal. [2] There is some evidence that traditional Muslim scholars have been suppressing this information as well as various recently-recovered scrolls that hint at early Muslim human sacrifice (e.g., at Uhud).
"And the unicorn bone's connected to the roc bone,
And the roc bone's connected to the sphinx bone,
and the sphinx bone's connected to the dragon bone,
And the dragon bone's connected to the phoenix bone,
And the phoenix bone's connected to the pixie bone."
Now hear the Word of the Lord!
Here. Have a Fetzer Valve to go with that Flux Capacitor.
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sheets.
Here. Have a Fetzer Valve to go with that Flux Capacitor.
All run by Maxwell's Demon, I presume.
Unicorn: The only mammal known to have possessed a cock bone. Hence, the term boner.
In a nice fresh flour tortilla? With a little pico de gallo?
Please!
I will see what i can do, not sure about the pico de gallo, but I think I might be able to borrow a tortilla!
One recognized theory is that the unicorn was actually the rhinoceros
Hahahahaha. That's too good.
Can't believe Dad already put new sheets up. This one alone could've been fun for hours and hours and hours.
After all this time it's still all about what someone else professes to believe in. It's none of your fucking business what anyone professes to believe in. Give us our rights, pay us what we earned, protect our media, use your goddamn brains to conduct diplomacy and secure cooperation, and shut the fuck up already or we'll impeach you, jail you, and hire another goddam servant who will follow our orders.
Sheesh.
Torquemada looks like Mother Theresa next to these schmucks.
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That's funny, but the comments are hilarious.
And I see annieangel made an appearance, too.
Good times.
The mind boggles. Reading this crap could produce permanent brain damage. On the other hand, I now understand where some of my students are coming from (and it is a very scary place).
As Billy B. notes, this subject was fully addressed by the Irish Rovers, lyrics by Shel Silverstein:
He says, "Hey Brother Noah, I'll tell you what to do,
Build me a floating zoo."
And take some of them green alligators and long-necked geese,
Some humpty-backed camels and some chimpanzees,
Some cats and rats and elephants, But sure as you're born,
Don't you forget my Unicorn.
http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/ly...ics/
unicorn.htm
This is so quality. The entire Conservapedia's entry on Orwell's book 1984:
1984 was a book by George Orwell. 1984 describes an alternate history in which Oceania (Australia) is at war with Eurasia. It is a utopian book because it talks about a place where everyone is watched over by Big Brother, who makes sure people are doing what they are supposed to.
The protagonist is Winston Smith. Thre is something about rats at the end, but it is confusing. The end is probably supposed to be ambigous.
Thank goodness they've straightened this out:
"The Holocaust was the massacring of the Jewish race during World War II. The Germans are not to blame for this but the Nazi are. Besides 6 million Jews dying, 3 million Christians were killed also along with many priests and nuns. This is a very touchy subject for the Jews and is not often discussed amongst them."
--http://www.conservapedia.com/Holocaust
Hilary has ensued:
"There is no page titled "iraq". You can create this page."
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