I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
and who can forget Senator Cornyn's Gooper Texas endorsement of judicial assassination
NToddler is truley creepy.
Unicornies live!
Help. I'm in Chicago and have to drive to Minneapolis tomorrow. May the Godess have mercy on my soul.
Nothing like killing two birds with one stone.
Bongo!
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Help. I'm in Chicago and have to drive to Minneapolis tomorrow. May the Godess have mercy on my soul.
Adam Hominem
Not gonna happen, poor you
[shakes fish, eats crackers]
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I like having minions, except when they fuck up and I have to go back and fix their fuckups on a saturday morning.
[shakes fish, eats crackers]
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Jeffraham Prestonian
Always with the fish.
[shakes fish, eats crackers]
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Jeffraham Prestonian
Always with the fish.
It is Lent, afterall.
Kinda reminds me of (sorry, Godwin) the Nazis who had their own "Aryan" science and everyone's elses, which they called "Jewish" science.
We all know how well that worked out.
Lint can be removed, smalfish.
So, here's the thang:
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Kinda reminds me of (sorry, Godwin) the Nazis who had their own "Aryan" science and everyone's elses, which they called "Jewish" science.
Why would it "kinda" remind you?
It is exactly the same thing.
I'm in Chicago and have to drive to Minneapolis tomorrow. May the Godess have mercy on my soul.
Don't worry. We (the Twin Cities) will still be here.
Who we got in the Tornadic Zone, today?
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Brunch beckons.
Later, gators.
All of wingnutland is in full swing against the Dallas DA because he's letting innocent people go;
'In the short time he's been in office, Mr. Watkins has seen DNA evidence clear two men convicted of rape, pushing the number of DNA-based exonerations in Dallas County to a dozen, the highest exoneration count of any county in the nation.
Mr. Watkins said he suspects there are more people falsely convicted in Dallas County, and that's why he agreed to allow the Innocence Project of Texas to review the cases of 354 people convicted of rapes, murders and other felonies dating to 1970. '
http://www.dallasnews.com/
shared...n1.20779ab.html
A Shout Out to DA Watkins.
Who we got in the Tornadic Zone, today?
Springtime blows.
Hard.
Kinda reminds me of (sorry, Godwin) the Nazis who had their own "Aryan" science and everyone's elses, which they called "Jewish" science.
We all know how well that worked out.
Gummo
Lysenko. It's worth a wikipedia look-see.
Brunch? Yeah, bizzkits and gravee might be in the offing. I have bacon, and I'm not afraid to cook it!
(despite the new rules and regs at the condos, saying all cooking must be done 20 ft. outside the buildings)
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I love this!!
1. Liberal judges striking down laws that uphold core conservative American values
2. Liberal judges refusing to strike down laws that subvert core conservative American values
So, right and wrong aren't in the picture anymore?
(despite the new rules and regs at the condos, saying all cooking must be done 20 ft. outside the buildings)
Cookstoves are not allowed?
What? are you only allowed to eat uncooked fruits and vegetables?
I heard about DA Watkins on NPR yesterday. Good for him, and good for Dallas.
smalfish: What? are you only allowed to eat uncooked fruits and vegetables?
Obviously, no attorney looked at these rules and regs... but they will, the first time my landlord gets fined $250 for my breaking one of them.
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By all means it deserves a lookup..
Lysenko. It's worth a wikipedia look-see.
Jeffraham Prestonian, IANAL, but I think you can safely assume the regulations refer to outdoor type cooking. BBQ's and the like.
'I heard about DA Watkins on NPR yesterday. Good for him, and good for Dallas.
Adam Hominem'
We say thks as well to the big turnover in the judiciary system in Dallas, all the thugs became Dems and it was goooooood.
should some one say Sheets?
(Hartford-WTNH) _ The state is looking for money from delinquent tax payers who owe millions of dollars in back taxes.
There are actually two lists, one that lists the top 100-corporate tax delinquents and one that lists the top 100-individuals who own back taxes.
Among the corporations on the list, General Motors, who owes the state more than $350,000 and PepsiCo, which owes over $700,000. News Channel 8 did not get a comment from General Motors but a spokeswoman for PepsiCo said, "I'll have to look into it."
Then there is high-profile individuals like political consultant and Fox News contributor Dick Morris. Morris owes over $280,000 and has been on the state's list of tax delinquents for years.
IOKIYR.
All of wingnutland is in full swing against the Dallas DA because he's letting innocent people go;
What about this is putting a bee in their bonnet?
'What about this is putting a bee in their bonnet?
Falstaff'
Don't you know from Frontier Justice? Yes, the oxymoron. gores. brown/black people.
if unicorns didn't exist we would not know what they look like, so, of course they are real, and they live now, too, because people are still able to draw pictures of them!
AAAAAAaRRRRGGGGGGG! The sound of burning stupid..
The Conservapedia seems to be broken...
if loads, it does it really, really slowly...
the more true regressivism (a.k.a. conservatism) is brought out in public, the more the general public will come to understand how extremist, violent, and hideous republicans are as people worse,as government officials. The public will come to understand how far from what most Americans think America is, regressives truely are. Conservapedia and any other illuminating information (such as the radical extremist Texas republic party platform) should be heavily promoted by the left as must reads. Get the public to truely know what the cult of republicanism is and they will recoil in horror.
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Somebody call the EPA! Stupid at these concentrations constitutes a major environmental hazard. (I really would recommend donning a hazmat suit before visiting the site). These people are not simply eating the paste, they are mainlining it.
It's important to note, if the idiot right-wingers are actually using Conservapedia for anything, that it is being written by middle-school and high-school kids.
The pertinent data: "Conservapedia began in November 2006, as the class project for a World History class of 58 advanced homeschooled and college-bound students meeting in New Jersey."
If you look at the discussion page for the wiki's creator, you will see commenters calling him "Mr. Schlafly" and acting like students do around their teacher. It's just plain silly if the rightwingers are relying on these kids for information.
Warning: A wiki can be edited by anyone at any time, so those pages could change if they notice that we're commenting upon their reliability this way...
To make your brain hurt, here is the entire article on The Bible in the Conservapedia:
'The Bible is the collection of canonical religious texts in Christianity. Most Christians believe these men were under Divine Inspiration, and/or that the Bible is God's infallible Word to men. Exactly what is included in the Bible is a matter of some dispute. In particular, certain books counted as part of the Bible by the Roman Catholic Church are regarded as non-canonical by many Protestants and vice-versa. Accordingly, it is impossible to be certain which books of the Bible are truly canonical. However, it is certain that those books that are canonical, whichever they may be, are Divinely inspired and infallible.'
Dear God...
Dinosaur
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From the Latin for "terrible lizard", dinosaurs were a group of large lizards that previously lived in abundance on Earth.
Evolutionists claim that dinosaurs roamed the planet from 230 million until 65 million years ago and that they are all currently extinct.
Dinosaurs are not explicitly mentioned in the Bible, although the behemoth in Job[1] and the leviathan in Isaiah are considered by creation scientists to represent the brachiosaurus and kronosaurus respectively. [2]
Ok, this is getting real fun. Someone just edited this entry. The edit is the last phrase starting with "or abducted"
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In 1977, while serving as Captain on board the fishing vessel Zuiyo-maru, [[Kent Hovind]] discovered the decomposing carcass of a Plesiosaur. This was a triumphant find for the Creation-Science movement, since it unequivocally established that dinosaurs had died in the Biblical Flood, rather than being killed by a meteor, as postulated by [[Charles Darwin]], or abducted by aliens, as theorized by [[T.H. Huxley]].
I haven't been able to establish a new account on conserapedia - have any of you guys been able to?
IN addition, the talk tab used to be available, attempting to access it now returns a message that you need to be logged in.
You have to love this self description from Conserva[edia:
Conservapedia is an online resource and meeting place where we favor Christianity and America.
Notice how they don't favor "facts"?
1. Liberal judges striking down laws that uphold core conservative American values
2. Liberal judges refusing to strike down laws that subvert core conservative American values
So if "values" is such a core concept for conservatives, why doesn't Conservapedia have an entry for the word?
Please don't fuck with the consevapedia - they'll take some hideous revenge by buggering up wikipedia which, like reality, has a clear liberal bias. Let them construct their alternative universe in peace - it'll be funnier than anything you could do to satirise it anyway.
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