I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Bush=disgrace
Pelosi!
$%&!@%$!
[shakes fist at JT, and Helloscan]
$%&!@%$!
[shakes fist at JT, and Helloscan]
Moe Szyslak
Roll of the dice. Haloscum paused so long before posting mine that I thought there would be 10 appearing all at once without mine.
let it go, atrios... klein ain't worth it...
http://takeitpersonally.blogspot.com/
Particularly instructive is--especially with respect to foreign policy--how much of what defines an "extremist" is based on virtually unfalsifiable attributions of motivations rather than on specific policy preferences (you know the routine--"OK, you were right about the Iraq War, but you're saying that because you hate America, so it doesn't count!"), as well as the inevitable dismissal or arguments made in an insufficiently "civil" manner--these are the favored strategies for those would would prefer not to engage with substantive criticism on the merits. And to the extent that there is specific content, the people it applies to have virtually no influence in American politics, which makes arguing against them not terribly productive.
But they own the blogotubes, do they not?
Once again, the liberal extremists are bending over backwards to mischaracterize me.
I did not accuse Edwards of being a 'faggot.'
The problem that liberals have is that they are engaged in an Orwellian campaign to "take back" words like 'queer' and 'faggot'.
Conservatives don't want liberals to take the words back. We want our words. And we want them to mean what they always meant. It's pretty simple.
Conservatives don't want liberals to take the words back. We want our words. And we want them to mean what they always meant. It's pretty simple.
Ann Coulter
What the fuck are you talking about, asshole?
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no more about ann coulter... the amount of bandwidth that woman has sucked up in the last 24 hours is unconscionable... we complain over the media's obsession with anna nicole and then we go and do the same thing with someone who, in her own twisted way, is equally unworthy of any attention, much less the time spent blogging...
Ann Coulter is granted a more routine presence in the media than was ANS, to begin with.
We want our words. And we want them to mean what they always meant. It's pretty simple.
Taken from an episode of the Simpsons, no?
Joke Line!
I'm beginning to think Joke Line may be more in love with the smell of his own farts than Marty Peretz is.
My farts don't smell.
Gen. Sherman said, "War is hell." Nobody jumps all over him for using intemperate language.
I've woken up next to a truckstop toilet with my hair stuck to the floor more times than I can count.
Ann Coulter's clitoris is huge.
Even as you nominally opposed the war after it became easy to do so, you can somehow never find anybody else who opposes it in the right way--"it's easy to assume that they are rooting for an American failure," you claim, never naming any names or giving any quotes--and maintain that another Freidman is somehow always required for people to be Serious. ...
... You dismiss fundamental economic issues that might matter to people not in your highly elevated income bracket as "jobs, health-care, and blah-blah-blah."
And your job at Time Inc. is secure.
Gen. Sherman
How'd he get a middle name like Tecumseh?
An Actual Joke [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
This HuffPost blogger misses the actual funny joke that was made yesterday afternoon — when Romney called Ann Coulter a moderate. Note to HuffPost readers: Romney's joke was funny because Ann Coulter is not a moderate.
Who knew Mitt was such a funny fuck?
No reward' for non-nuclear Libya
says Muammar Gaddafi during the BBC interview
Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi has said his country has not been given adequate compensation for its decision to renounce nuclear weapons in 2003. Col Gaddafi says the West has not properly compensated his country because it has failed to transform its nuclear weapons programme into nuclear power. Speaking to BBC diplomatic correspondent James Robbins, Col Gaddafi said this meant the West had lost bargaining power with countries like Iran and North Korea. "This should be a model to be followed, but Libya is disappointed because the promises given by America and Britain were not fulfilled," he said.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/afric...ica/
6414387.stm
"And therefore those countries said 'we are not going to follow Libya's example because Libya abolished its programme without any compensation'."
Notice that I said "clitoris" and not "clit." That is how we civil commenters show respect for others.
We want our words. And we want them to mean what they always meant. It's pretty simple.
OK
Creopaþ att ham, deorcynn.
progressive bloggers use offensive 'verbs'like 'fucking' conservative assholes.
conservatives use 'possessive offensive' nouns... like john edwards is a 'faggot'.
let me go both ways and say that anne coulter is a 'fucking cunt whom i would really like to fuck'...
bitch, if that's really you, you come over here and say that shit to my face. i'll take back words any way i want to, because i'm the proud dyke where you are nothing but a fascist drag queen in the closet.
bring your goons. mine are bigger.
let me go both ways and say that anne coulter is a 'fucking cunt whom i would really like to fuck'...
fokowi
You really would have to go both ways.
I've woken up next to a truckstop toilet with my hair stuck to the floor more times than I can count. | Ann Coulter
"Hair", here, not referring to the chemically blonde tresses trailing into the toilet bowl, but to the short 'n curlies, I'll wager.
Edwards is a prissy little b*tch-boy...but Coulter DID NOT call him a "faggot"
Let me go one step further, fokowi, and say that you are one fucking sick bastard fuck.
I find that if I tell people I'm carrying pickled herring around in my pocket, they're usually more forgiving about the smell emanating from down there.
My farts don't smell.
Joe Klein
Eine Kleine Fartmusik.
Ezra: " Who is Joe Klein arguing against here? Even a left-wing strawman would find this recitation of his positions a smidge reductive. And to say that "it would be wildly stupid for me to get into a pissing match by naming names" is basically irresponsible. Either Joe Klein is arguing against real human beings with a role in the national dialogue or he is not, but until he names some names, the context of the conversation suggests he's talking about the left wing blogosphere -- he's simply retaining plausible deniability around his insinuation."
Will Joe Klein's next post attempt to riff on "naming names"?
How'd he get a middle name like Tecumseh?
Moe Szyslak
Ain't that a Biblical name, like Meschack and Ebendigo?
Tecumseh sounds like a Native American name.
i am???
The reason it would be wildly stupid for me to get into a pissing match by naming names is because I never learned to pee while standing up.
I'm kinda tired of Joe Klein.
Who knew meth would make my tits this small and pruny?
I'm kinda tired of Joe Klein.
Tough shit. I'm the real deal.
Adams Apple Andy? Clitoris?
Bwaa Haa haa
Tecumseh
Tecumseh (c.1768? - October 5, 1813), whose given name might be more accurately rendered as Tecumtha or Tekamthi, was a famous Shawnee leader. He spent much of his life attempting to rally disparate Native American tribes in a mutual defense of their lands, which eventually culminated in his death in the War of 1812.
Tecumseh remains a respected icon for Native Americans and is considered a national hero in Canada. Even his longtime adversary William Henry Harrison considered Tecumseh to be "one of those uncommon geniuses which spring up occasionally to produce revolutions and overturn the established order of things."[1].
James Dobson: doing his best to save the world from rational action.
I din't say it on THIS thread haloscan, you asshole.
let me go both ways and say that anne coulter is a 'fucking cunt whom i would really like to fuck'...
If you're attempting to be as big a jerk as she is, you're doing well.
How'd he get a middle name like Tecumseh?
Stole it, along with Ohio.
Tecumseh sounds like a Native American name.
Jennifer
You're thinking of Ticonderoga, who invented to lead pencil.
Despite his defeat, Tecumseh is honored in Canada as a tragic hero: a brilliant war chief who, along with Brock, saved Canada from U.S. invasion when all seemed hopeless, but could not save his own people. Among the tributes, Tecumseh is ranked 37th in The Greatest Canadian list.
Fuck Joe Klien. He is fast becoming a Liberal straw man.
Nobody gives a shit what he has to say. The Right will never trust him, and his increasingly idiotic ramblings have made him someone who the left should never trust. So he inhabits the weird, never , never land like the other stupid Joe, Lieberman.
Joe should just marry Ann Coulter and get it over with.
Naw, as Moe pointed out, I was thinking of Tecumseh, the leader of the Shawnee tribe.
anne coulter brings out my passion as much as it does yours, jen and monica...
what do i do with it? kill her or fuck her to death?
Tecumseh sounds like a Native American name.
Jennifer
Hehe.
Shawnee, allied with the British in the Revolutionary War.
We have lotsa stuff named for him up here.
from C&L:
tom tomorrow the war of rationality
Tecumseh (c.1768? - October 5, 1813), whose given name might be more accurately rendered as Tecumtha or Tekamthi
I got a book on Tekamthi for my birthday about 15 years ago. Really interesting guy. And the settlers didn't like to call him Tekamthi ('th' as in 'author') because 'th' sounded sissyish.
Answering my own question:
People
The US Civil War Union general William Tecumseh Sherman, like Tecumseh also born in Ohio, was named "Tecumseh Sherman" at birth, but his foster parents insisted on adding a more conventional "Christian name".
If I don't do Kegel exercises for at least two hours a day, I get loose and some of the spiders escape.
You're thinking of Ticonderoga, who invented to lead pencil.
Lime Rickey
Naw, that was Rexel, the aztec emporerer.
Sequoyah invented the Cherokee (Tsalagi) alphabet.
OK, no more Ann C., I promise.
So JokeLine gets paid to write in the passive aggressive voice?
The first one wasn't me, however.
Dean Baker: Homeownership: The Fast Path to Poverty?
BTW, was anyone following the discussion among DeLong, Faux, Setser and others this week?
NTodd-- whatever you want to call him, he was the second of three great warriors who attempted to unite all the Indian nations against the Americans. The first was King Philip. I forget the third..
"Hair", here, not referring to the chemically blonde tresses trailing into the toilet bowl, but to the short 'n curlies, I'll wager.
Little Brøther
Even money that she's bald down below.
Whether or not it's from waxing, or individual plucking, i'm inable to guess..
Whether or not it's from waxing, or individual plucking, i'm inable to guess..
Randolph Carter
It's natural to her species.
Whether or not it's from waxing, or individual plucking, i'm inable to guess..
Neither one. Her short and curlies were terrified of their neighbor, and ran away.
American Values aren't pundit values and they the values of Fundies either.
So JokeLine gets paid to write in the passive aggressive voice?
Jokeline receives payment so his columns will be written in the passive voice.
Glenn Beck is a smooooth operator.
NTodd-- whatever you want to call him, he was the second of three great warriors who attempted to unite all the Indian nations against the Americans. The first was King Philip. I forget the third..
Yup. He was a dude. Amazingly difficult task uniting so many different nations to fight the invaders.
BTW, was anyone following the discussion among DeLong, Faux, Setser and others this week? - masculine_monica_nyc
Saw Faux's article, and a petulant non-rebuttal from DeLong. Where has it wound to now?
Ann Coulter is granted a more routine presence in the media than was ANS, to begin with.
masculine_monica_nyc
God, it always seems so clear once someone points it out to you! She was jealous of the attention ANS was getting. To say nothing of the bigger boobies.
OT-the Paste Eater's looking for sponsors. According to Dennis the Peasant he's been dropped from the Pajamamujahadeen.
...Pajamas Media has decided not to renew the contract of Jeff Goldstein of Protein Wisdom. Evidently Jeff didn't drive enough traffic to the hive (or more accurately, the pile)...
Sorry if this is old news, I don't get to spend much time online during the week.
“We have observed,” the letter says, “that Cizik and others are using the global warming controversy to shift the emphasis away from the great moral issues of our time.”
Those issues, the signers say, are a need to campaign against abortion and same-sex marriage and to promote “the teaching of sexual abstinence and morality to our children.” says Dobson, Gary L. Bauer, Tony Perkins, and Paul Weyrich.
All assholes who could give a shit if those children die of malnutrition, and lack of health care, or if they end up uneducated and poor. With them, being pop-moralists, it's all about the un-annointed having un-blessed fun.
Afternoon, all.
Speaking of Joe Klein, every couple of days, I make it a point to go post over the following on a Klein thread at Swampland:
"Joe -- no one will ever take anything you write seriously until you apologize for having written Primary Colors as Annonymous, an act of political and personal betrayal unmatched since Judas."
I figure sooner or later it'll make him blow his cool. Meanwhile, I hope he's quietly really pissed.
Sequoyah invented the Cherokee (Tsalagi) alphabet.
NTodd Chanting Scarecrow
And let's not forget that he also inventing those ginormous fucking trees!
...Pajamas Media has decided not to renew the contract of Jeff Goldstein of Protein Wisdom. Evidently Jeff didn't drive enough traffic to the hive (or more accurately, the pile)...
Maybe if he'd stopped wasting time re-outing Thers...
And let's not forget that he also inventing those ginormous fucking trees!
Actually, the trees were named after him because of his ginormous cock. True story.
Iraq Sunnis slain for Shia dealings
Six Sunni men, who received death threats for meeting with local Shias, have been killed in execution-style slayings in a rising wave of sectarian violence, Iraqi police and military said.
The attack on Saturday near Youssifiyah, 20 km south of the capital Baghdad, comes a day after the claimed abduction and execution of at least 14 Shias.
...Pajamas Media has decided not to renew the contract of Jeff Goldstein of Protein Wisdom. Evidently Jeff didn't drive enough traffic to the hive (or more accurately, the pile)...
is it wrong that I'm quietly chuckling at this?
Joke Line reminds me of how John Lennon used to call Peter Noone, Peter No One.
Fuck civility.
Top two stories at "Google News"
http://news.google.com/news/url?...&
cid=1114137667
Tears trickled down the cheeks of the President of the United States as he met with the families of the nine people who died during Thursday’s tornado that devastated this community.
http://news.google.com/news/url?...&
cid=1113731776
President Bush has visited a lot of wounded soldiers at Walter Reed Army Medical Center, but apparently missed the conditions there which now have cost the job of its director and the secretary of the Army.
Even money that she's bald down below.
Whether or not it's from waxing, or individual plucking, i'm inable to guess..
Randolph Carter
I'm voting Occam's Razor-- i.e., eventually mAnn managed to stagger off the truck stop lavatory floor, but the short 'n curlies stayed behind. I guess that could be called a kind of "waxing".
"Opening Act" [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
I'm not sure that's even fair. This wasn't Ann Coulter being at a Mitt Romney campaign event or fundraiser to bring more people to see him — in which case Romney would have to make a statement.
Fair's got nothin' to do with it.
I'm not sure that's even fair. This wasn't Ann Coulter being at a Mitt Romney campaign event or fundraiser to bring more people to see him — in which case Romney would have to make a statement.
Coulter was wearing Romney's magic panties on her head at the party afterwards. I think he should comment.
President Bush has visited a lot of wounded soldiers at Walter Reed Army Medical Center, but apparently missed the conditions there which now have cost the job of its director and the secretary of the Army.
Gimlet
That's 'cause he was in the shithouses, writing his phone number on the walls.
Liz Edwards referred to Ann the Man as "Miss" Coulter:
http://blog.johnedwards.com/stor...3/3/133240/
0355
Brilliant.
However, I think they're missing the point. Its NOT about the gay, its about the ongoing (and so far successful) emasculation of the the Dems.
The game can be played on both sides:
Rudy has one less prostate
Mccain too old to get it up (who cares if its true)
Romney: Well, ain't he a pretty man.
Tears trickled down the cheeks of the President of the United States as he met with the families of the nine people who died during Thursday’s tornado that devastated this community.
He's disappointed he didn't get the opportunity to send them to die in the Middle East.
Saw Faux's article, and a petulant non-rebuttal from DeLong. Where has it wound to now?
Setser weighed in at his blog, here.
Faux responded to DeLong here.
And DeLong says he and Faux are "talking past each other," here.
Those issues, the signers say, are a need to campaign against abortion and same-sex marriage and to promote “the teaching of sexual abstinence and morality to our children.” says Dobson, Gary L. Bauer, Tony Perkins, and Paul Weyrich.
No, you all need to mind your own fucking business and stay out of other people's bedrooms.
James Dobson: doing his best to save the world from rational action.
Breaking:
American fundamentalists rush to publish revised Bible.
AMerican fundamentalist leaders James Dobson, Gary Bauer, Tony Perkins, and Paul Weyrich are combining resources to rush publication of a new version of the Bible featuring a heavily revised Book of Revelations.
"There were actually Five Horsemen of the Apocalypse, Dobson was quoted as saying. "The Fifth Horseman is Global Warming."
Dobson went on to explain that a new interpretation of certain ancient texts proves that Global Warming, as the Fifth Horseman, is G*d's will and that there's nothing that we can do about it.
Tears trickled down the cheeks of the President of the United States as he met with the families of the nine people who died during Thursday’s tornado that devastated this community.
Unlike the folks in NOLA, these folks wuz all white.
And, in Alabama, they STILL think Monkey Boy is wonderful!
simels:"Joe -- no one will ever take anything you write seriously until you apologize for having written Primary Colors as Annonymous, an act of political and personal betrayal unmatched since Judas."
Heh. That should make Joe cry. He's really just misunderstood, the poor thing.
Did you get a load of Modo this am?
Yup. He was a dude. Amazingly difficult task uniting so many different nations to fight the invaders.
NTodd Chanting Scarecrow
I met a young Indian female in NM who did not, amazingly, know who he was.
I printed out some info about him and gave it to her.
She was pissed about how he died.
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Setser weighed in at his blog, here.
Faux responded to DeLong here.
And DeLong says he and Faux are "talking past each other," here. - masculine_monica_nyc
Assigned reading? But, but, but,... it's Saturday!
;^)
Dobson went on to explain that a new interpretation of certain ancient texts proves that Global Warming, as the Fifth Horseman, is G*d's will and that there's nothing that we can do about it.
Dennis - SG Mountain Music
I'd like to shoot him and the other assholes into the sun.
Dobson went on to explain that a new interpretation of certain ancient texts proves that Global Warming, as the Fifth Horseman, is G*d's will and that there's nothing that we can do about it.
Dennis - SG Mountain Music
:snicker:
The Rev. Dobson: editor to God.
(such blasphemy)
...Pajamas Media has decided not to renew the contract of Jeff Goldstein of Protein Wisdom. Evidently Jeff didn't drive enough traffic to the hive (or more accurately, the pile)...
That just means he'll be trying again to wind Thers up, to try to create interest in his blog.
Actually, the trees were named after him because of his ginormous cock.
Like the gringo Founding Fathers whose descendants eventually exterminated his people, it appears that Sequoyah was a true polymath and Renaissance Man-- with everything else he had going on, he still found time to raise prize poultry!
c'mon ladies.
engage me about anne.
let's 'get' her.
she should be the easiest fucking cunt target on the planet.
I'm still trying to figure out the jab at Hillary Clinton by Nags.
What in the holy fuck?!
"There were actually Five Horsemen of the Apocalypse, Dobson was quoted as saying. "The Fifth Horseman is Global Warming."
Dobson went on to explain that a new interpretation of certain ancient texts proves that Global Warming, as the Fifth Horseman, is G*d's will and that there's nothing that we can do about it.
Dennis - SG Mountain Music
Did he check this out with the Notre Dame football team?
I'd like to shoot him and the other assholes into the sun.
I'd tie him down over an anthill in the noon day sun.
Watertiger: It's the very definition of "gratuitous."
I gotta go do things.
I met a young Indian female in NM who did not, amazingly, know who he was.
Well, NM is pretty far away from where he operated!
Assigned reading? But, but, but,... it's Saturday!
That's the beauty of the interwebtubes, bo. The links'll still be there on Monday, so you can read the posts then even if ya have to be at work!
What in the holy fuck?!
watertiger
Good afternoon, Ms. Watertiger. Would you like some tea and crumpets whilst I sit here clutching my pearls?
Tears trickled down the cheeks of the President of the United States as he met with the families of the nine people who died during Thursday’s tornado that devastated this community.
Oh my God. What a piece of trash. What a piece of fucking junk.
A lady I work with had a nephew killed in Iraq by an IED yesterday.
22 years old and have been in country for 2 god damn years.
And now Bootsy decides to cry?
Time really should get rid of Joe and hire someone cheaper.
A look at his blog comments makes it clear that literally no one would miss him.
I'd like to shoot him and the other assholes into the sun.
Terry C - End Bush's War Now
Just hold on a minute, now! Light from that sun touches my face!
Pajamas Media has decided not to renew the contract of Jeff Goldstein of Protein Wisdom.
Does my heart good to read that.
Wanker!
Yup. He was a dude. Amazingly difficult task uniting so many different nations to fight the invaders.
NTodd Chanting Scarecrow
Things might have turned out differently back then for the Native Americans if Bush had been around to leave a huge munitions dump unguarded.
Sequoyah was a true polymath and Renaissance Man-- with everything else he had going on, he still found time to raise prize poultry!
He also was fond of dancing and invented The Mashed Potato.
Not that it matters too much what the coulter says, but if lefty blogs could put up Elizabeth Edwards's response, it would point up the difference between someone with Class and someone with no-class:
http://blog.johnedwards.com/stor...3/3/133240/
0355
so, here we are. a bunch of supposedly smart progressive thinkers... and anne coulter is out there getting air time saying incredibly inceniary things and people are bitching about what goes on or is 'said' in progressive blogs like this one.??? including the progressives that blog here?
we are fucked as a party.
Well, NM is pretty far away from where he operated!
NTodd Chanting Scarecrow
OK
.
oh, Great Odin's hammer, I knew I shouldn't have hit refresh:
"Out of this rubble will emerge a better tomorrow," Bush said.
Where have we heard that before?
Did you get a load of Modo this am?
billy b - lazy poker blues | 03.03.07 - 3:18 pm | #
The pin-striped thug line was classic.
Jesus, she's an idiot. Her and Rita Rudner should be banished to Alliteration Hell.
It's pretty simple.
Ann Coulter |
And so are you, dillhole.
Things might have turned out differently back then for the Native Americans if Bush had been around to leave a huge munitions dump unguarded.
Or if they'd had blogs, e-mail and IM.
Dobson went on to explain that a new interpretation of certain ancient texts
Gawd, fundies are stupid fucks.
I met a young Indian female in NM who did not, amazingly, know who he was.
Hmph. I assumed that by now, all Native Americans knew each other.
What's behind the conditions at Walter Reed? Privatization.
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonl...3/2/235256/
3348
You damn skippy!
Tears trickled down the cheeks of the President of the United States as he met with the families of the nine people who died during Thursday’s tornado that devastated this community.
He's disappointed he didn't get the opportunity to send them to die in the Middle East.
SteveNS
Oooh, Steve, that's ripe for becoming a joke! Just change it up a bit:
Why did the president cry when visiting the high school where 9 teenagers died?
Because 6 of them were enlisted to join the Army when they graduated.
Ok, so maybe not a funny joke, though I think it captures the president's character pretty well.
Well, NM is pretty far away from where he operated!
NTodd Chanting Scarecrow
OK
.
agave
Wait a minute. I might be confused. The guy I'm thinking of was Lakota?
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Not that it matters too much what the coulter says, but if lefty blogs could put up Elizabeth Edwards's response, it would point up the difference between someone with Class and someone with no-class
Sure, they respond so quickly to calling John a faggot. Where was the lightning reply to Malkin's shit last month?
Why did the president cry when visiting the high school where 9 teenagers died?
Because 6 of them were enlisted to join the Army when they graduated.
Ok, so maybe not a funny joke, though I think it captures the president's character pretty well.
Jennifer
Spot on, in fact.
Jesus, she's an idiot. Her and Rita Rudner should be banished to Alliteration Hell.
heh.
How about Obambi?
And you've got mail.
Oh, I see jethrene is here.
He'd like to bang Coulter, but she wouldn't give him the time of day.
No money, no connections.
Why did the president cry when visiting the high school where 9 teenagers died?
Because there weren't as many camera crews around as there were the last time he boldly cried over the rubble of a U.S. city.
Has Chimpo claimed that the terrorists control the weather yet?
Jesus, she's an idiot. Her and Rita Rudner should be banished to Alliteration Hell.
steve simels
Did she top herself in narcisstic phoned-in crap today, or was it just me?
Teaching Obama to throw a punch? Where the hell as she been?
She seems desperate to keep this phony bullshit "controversey" alive becaues she fancies herself the center of it
Why did the president cry when visiting the high school where 9 teenagers died?
I thought Bush did not have the ability to cry heh
Because 6 of them were enlisted to join the Army when they graduated.
That is funny. Nothing wrong with gallows humor. Not a thing.
Why did the president cry when visiting the high school where 9 teenagers died?
He just started thinking of how Poppy REALLY likes Jeb best now.
Feh.
Gotta go...off to NYC. Big night of elitist chardonnay quaffing with my satanic commie pals awaits.
Go see Zodiac, BTW.
Absolutely brilliant on a number of levels.
Later gators!
Now that Anna Nicole Smith is in the ground (at least for a while), methinks that Joe Klein could fill her shoes as the subject of a reality tv show.
Well, NM is pretty far away from where he operated!
NTodd Chanting Scarecrow
OK
agave
Just sayin' NatAm culture/history ain't monolithic. Expecting somebody presumably from a nation in the SW to know some dude in Ohio country would be like wondering why Americans don't know any famous 18th century Canadians.
Hmph. I assumed that by now, all Native Americans knew each other.
Little Brøther
Yeah!
Sorry. I'm thinking or someone else. She was Lakota as he was. Can't think of the name.
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Time really should get rid of Joe and hire someone cheaper.
A look at his blog comments makes it clear that literally no one would miss him.
warOnBullshit - 3:22 pm
He's earning his pay by driving up blog traffic with his "poke with a sharp stick" commentary.
Lefties are undecided whether he can be modified with feedback.
When they decide he's intransigent, they'll ignore him except for the few who will beat on him like we do the trolls here.
Bush cries with all the sincerity of Ted Wells during closing arguments.
If I don't do Kegel exercises for at least two hours a day, I get loose and some of the spiders escape.
Some pig!
Ah, sweet, sweet crudity:
"Drivers are once again feeling the pain at the pump. Within the last month, gas prices have surged more than 20 cents a gallon.
The increased profits are rolling out of the gas stations and through the oil companies to the big-money people on Wall Street.
“I’m talking about Goldman Sachs, those kinds of people, the big brokerage firms,” Dan Bowers, of Mon Valley Petroleum, said. “They come in and do a lot of buying. They can manipulate a market and that’s exactly what they’re doing.”
For example, Bowers says they can buy “a billion dollars worth of gasoline at whatever cost it is today and they sell that for seven cents again tomorrow. They can make hundreds of thousands of dollars in a day.”
"
from KDKA
Has Chimpo claimed that the terrorists control the weather yet?
The weather terraists are bringing rain to my locale — on what was such a beautiful day.
Did she top herself in narcisstic phoned-in crap today, or was it just me?
She did refer to the Clintoris as "feral," so her mission was accomplished.
Holy Crap...we're doing it to Mars, too?
Fat Albert had better cut back on his obscene energy consumption because he's causing warming on a planet 50 million miles, give or take, away
so... where the fokowi about msss. anne?
Rare Iranian cheetahs get tracking collars
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Scientists said on Thursday they have for the first time collared a pair of Iran's rare cheetahs with tracking systems which they hope will provide invaluable insights into the movements and range of the highly endangered animals.
The Asiatic cheetah once roamed the whole continent but is now confined to the harsh edge of Iran's Kavir Desert. Information on their movements is crucial as there are believed to be only 60 to 100 of the big cats left in the wild.
The two male cheetahs were captured and tranquilized by an international team of scientists in Iran's Bafgh Protected Area, the New York-based Wildlife Conservation Society said in a statement. They were then fitted with Global Positioning System collars.
"This is an amazing milestone in securing the long-term future for the Asiatic cheetah," said Wildlife Conservation Society biologist Dr. Luke Hunter, who led the team.
I'm thinking or someone else. She was Lakota as he was. Can't think of the name.
Ah, Lakota. Kevin Costner?
Why did the president cry when visiting the high school where 9 teenagers died?
Because the last time he saw a dead teenager was under Laura's car.
Fat Albert had better cut back on his obscene energy consumption because he's causing warming on a planet 50 million miles, give or take, away
If it didn't come from you, I'd say that was a funny joke. Turns out, you're the joke. A bad one.
I'm thinking or someone else. She was Lakota as he was. Can't think of the name.
Ah, Lakota. Kevin Costner?
NTodd Chanting Scarecrow
Red Cloud?
If I don't do Kegel exercises for at least two hours a day, I get loose and some of the spiders escape.
Ah, I have been wondering where the term "spider hole" came from!
Ah, I have been wondering where the term "spider hole" came from!
spin o'za
Ewww.
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Scientists said on Thursday they have for the first time collared a pair of Iran's rare cheetahs with tracking systems which they hope will provide invaluable insights into the movements and range of the highly endangered animals.
Obvious al Qaeda plot.
Lefties are undecided whether he can be modified with feedback.
Didn't Jane post at FDL that she thinks Joe Klein exhibits the ability to learn?
Fat Albert had better cut back on his obscene energy consumption because he's causing warming on a planet 50 million miles, give or take, away
jethrene, the paid political shill, tries a little humor.
That's about as funny as a turd in the punch bowl, dicky-dick.
Keep your day job.
Holy Crap...we're doing it to Mars, too?
Um... try reading the article, dumbfuck.
"His views are completely at odds with the mainstream scientific opinion," said Colin Wilson, a planetary physicist at England's Oxford University.
"And they contradict the extensive evidence presented in the most recent IPCC [Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change] report." (Related: "Global Warming 'Very Likely' Caused by Humans, World Climate Experts Say" [February 2, 2007].)
Amato Evan, a climate scientist at the University of Wisconsin, Madison, added that "the idea just isn't supported by the theory or by the observations."
"Out of this rubble will emerge a better tomorrow," Bush said.
Where have we heard that before?
watertiger
"Out of this rubble will emerge more no-bid contracts for Halliburton," Bush said, wiping away a grateful tear.
Why did the president cry when visiting the high school where 9 teenagers died?
Because the weather back home was perfect for golfing.
Fat Albert had better cut back on his obscene energy consumption because he's causing warming on a planet 50 million miles, give or take, away
Yes, dear. The power of Algore is second only to that of the Clenis.
Veddy good, Dennis!
"Out of this rubble will emerge more no-bid contracts for Halliburton," Bush said, wiping away a grateful tear.
I dunno, according to the fundies tornadoes are god's will.
patrick murphy is taking kweshuns live at fdl, for those who want to say hi. cut him some slack tho, he's caring for his infant daughter at the same time b/c his wife is out running errands.
Um... try reading the article, dumbfuck.
Further, nobody denies that there's a planetary climate cycle, or that there's a solar component or anything. Simply that we are unnaturally and unnecessarily changing and accelerating things. I mean, shit, why not just commit suicide since we all gotta die sometime, right?
"His views are completely at odds with the mainstream scientific opinion," said Colin Wilson, a planetary physicist at England's Oxford University.
Well, to jethrene and the rest of the mindless idiotic gerbils that pay it, mainstream science doesn't know science.
One has to have a degree from Life Chiropractic Institute to be considered a scientist.
Unlike the folks in NOLA, these folks wuz all white.
And, in Alabama, they STILL think Monkey Boy is wonderful!
Terry C - End Bush's War Now |
Actually, more white people than black died as a result of Katrina..
..this is just yet one more thing Terry C is absolutely clueless about
I dunno, according to the fundies tornadoes are god's will.
Bjorn,a poor young country boi
Not for the former bro. gov. Mike Huckabee, who once refused to sign a bill that contained the phrase "acts of God" in terms of weather disasters etc, saying that it wasn't fair to "blame God" for tornadoes and what not.
Big wattage on that brain.
Bush cries with all the sincerity of Ted Wells during closing arguments.
Bush has been studying this youtube video carefully...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r...h?
v=rDgQCg3ut_I
Actually, more white people than black died as a result of Katrina..
Link?
Actually, more white people than black died as a result of Katrina..
Proof, please, jethrene?
And NOT a ten year old cite from a right wing source.
Those tornados hit that Alabama town 'cause the Alabama Supreme Court no longer displays the stone monument with the ten commandments on it!
Ah, Lakota. Kevin Costner?
NTodd Chanting Scarecrow
I met an Apache dude that was in that movie. Saw him once in a long duster coat and cowboy hat and boots, with a shirt that said "All my heroes killed Cow Boys."
He!
.
Actually, more white people than black died as a result of Katrina..
Link?
billy b - lazy poker blues
Isn't it cute how it calls the people here "clueless"?
Now, watch - it will leave and come back in a few minutes under another name with some more nonsense.
Not for the former bro. gov. Mike Huckabee, who once refused to sign a bill that contained the phrase "acts of God" in terms of weather disasters etc, saying that it wasn't fair to "blame God" for tornadoes and what not.
Of all the reasons to object to that phrase, that is the most pathetic.
Just hold on a minute, now! Light from that sun touches my face!
Little Brøther
Oh, it's even worse than that.
He pisses in the toilet, which gets flushed, then treated, then released into the rivers, then evaporated, where it falls back to earth as rain, wihich seeps through the ground into the aquifers, rivers, gorundwater, etc.
Which you then drink.
Give me a jar of vaseline and a box of kleenex and I'll go away.
"The best help they can get is when a citizen comes and builds them a house," the president said in the hospital parking lot, appealing for volunteer to help in the recovery. "The minute you find out you don't have what you need, if you put out a call to the country, this country will respond."
"And by 'country', I mean folks who aren't the government.
Jest so we're clear about that.
Heh heh heh"
That's a fine girlfriend you got there.
God only smites on purpose.
Condi's gettin' nervous.
LOL!!!!
She's pretty fine, actually. Condi ain't in her league.
Afternoon, strangers.
Since Klein said that nobody ever said bad stuff on the Internet, I figured my recollections of such must be some sort of Newhart wakes up next to Pleshette dream sequense...
So I don't know a damn one of you. Yet.
Condi's gettin' nervous.
watertiger
WHY is an African-American woman HUGGING that racist prick?
Censorship and the BBC *UPDATED*
WHY is an African-American woman HUGGING that racist prick?
they promised to rebuild her house if she'd pose for the photo op.
The minute you find out you don't have what you need, if you put out a call to the country, this country will respond."
If you're big contributors to the GOP, that is.
Those tornados hit that Alabama town 'cause the Alabama Supreme Court no longer displays the stone monument with the ten commandments on it!
Actually, it's cause they won't allow the selling of dildos in Alabama. God, she is pissed!
WHY is an African-American woman HUGGING that racist prick?
they promised to rebuild her house if she'd pose for the photo op.
watertiger
Yeah, well....I wish her good luck with that.
WHY is an African-American woman HUGGING that racist prick?
Maybe hoping some humanity will rub off on the prick-in-chief.
well, res ipsa, maybe honeybearkelly and I are gonna go meet more swearin' and cursin' liberal blogger types tonight at the Amanda Marcotte get-together.
Should be interesting to hear her take on this whole Coulter thing.
The tornado managed to hit the only integrated high school in Alabama.
Btw, isn't "Al - abama" Arabic?
they promised to rebuild her house if she'd pose for the photo op.
watertiger
Top priority, after Trent Lott's verandah
liberal jeenyus apparently thinks that
X+Y=Z
proves that Y=0
They really ain't too bight, are they?
Condi's gettin' nervous.
watertiger
Just moments later Bush was heard to say,
"Hey, my watch and wallet are missing!"
.
Man, have you seen Moonbooty all dolled up in her picture? Audience with the Queen, no doubt.
WHY is an African-American woman HUGGING that racist prick?
Maybe hoping some humanity will rub off on the prick-in-chief.
Stunt Woman
Nah ga happen!
Just moments later Bush was heard to say,
"Hey, my watch and wallet are missing!"
That is HILARIOUS.
the vaseline comment was posted by someone pretending to be me.
even i'm not stupid enough to post something like that.
I'm not that Ann.
From wt's link:
"The best help they can get is when a citizen comes and builds them a house," the president said in the hospital parking lot, appealing for volunteer to help in the recovery. "The minute you find out you don't have what you need, if you put out a call to the country, this country will respond."
Oh, jethrene?
Care to weigh in on this?
(note to the idiot: weigh in used in this context means comment.)
I'm not that Ann.
SteveNS
Oh yes you are.
WHY is an African-American woman HUGGING that racist prick?
Maybe hoping some humanity will rub off on the prick-in-chief.
Stunt Woman
Nah ga happen!
Terry C - End Bush's War Now
I thought that Bush has to be worth at least a couple grand in a hush-hush sexual harassment settlement.
Btw, isn't "Al - abama" Arabic?
Bjorn
Yep, translates as "the place where diseased camels shit".
Not for the former bro. gov. Mike Huckabee, who once refused to sign a bill that contained the phrase "acts of God" in terms of weather disasters etc, saying that it wasn't fair to "blame God" for tornadoes and what not.
Of all the reasons to object to that phrase, that is the most pathetic.
Stunt Woman
What do you want from someone who throws terms like "convenant marriage" around?
He pisses in the toilet [...]
That's it! I'm off water now, except for the water I make myself!
OK, that didn't come out quite right...
"And by 'country', I mean folks who aren't the government.
Which reminds me of this post from Echidne: Why We Don't Have National Health Insurance
... What came as a surprise was to find that the cowboy system isn't actually used in the United States: roughly one half of all health care spending is channeled through various levels of government. But Americans think they have the cowboy system.
And this is partly because of the much greater loathing of the government here than in any other similar industrialized society I know of. Many Americans truly do not trust the government at all, and the reason for this may well be in the family stories passed on from generation to generation by the descendants of those who escaped oppressive governments to come here. The sad thing is that there are tasks for which some form of communal activity is needed, and it is beginning to look like health care finance might be one of those fields.
I think the current self-proclaimed hatred of gubmint is the result of propaganda.
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Is that water decontaminated if it is the form of hard likker?
Not for the former bro. gov. Mike Huckabee, who once refused to sign a bill that contained the phrase "acts of God" in terms of weather disasters etc, saying that it wasn't fair to "blame God" for tornadoes and what not.
Of all the reasons to object to that phrase, that is the most pathetic.
Stunt Woman
What do you want from someone who throws terms like "convenant marriage" around?
Terry C - End Bush's War Now
I'd have rewritten it to call them "acts of Satan" and dare him NOT to sign it then...
liberal jeenyus apparently thinks that
X+Y=Z
proves that Y=0
They really ain't too bight, are they?
heh.
jethrene would have to gain IQ points to be as smart as bread mold.
Those tornados hit that Alabama town 'cause the Alabama Supreme Court no longer displays the stone monument with the ten commandments on it!
Actually, it's cause they won't allow the selling of dildos in Alabama. God, she is pissed!
I thought it was the curse of the Bush photo-op arriving in real time...
You're not being fair to camels.
"The best help they can get is when a citizen comes and builds them a house,"
Fucker expects Jimmy Carter and HFH to build a house for everyone that needs one.
apparently there is a Lunar eclipse tonight.
You're not being fair to camels.
Bjorn
ell, they need somewhere to shit, too!
From wt's link:
"The best help they can get is when a citizen comes and builds them a house," the president said in the hospital parking lot, appealing for volunteer to help in the recovery. "The minute you find out you don't have what you need, if you put out a call to the country, this country will respond."
Oh, jethrene?
Care to weigh in on this?
(note to the idiot: weigh in used in this context means comment.)
billy b - lazy poker blues | 03.03.07 - 3:45 pm |
No...not really...is there any particular reason I should?
They really ain't too btight, are they?
JR, kerosene and a match
People who still defend Bush and his failed presidency can't be very intelligent, no.
apparently there is a Lunar eclipse tonight.
Moonbootica, Nikephoros
And you're in a better place to see it...as long as it isn't cloudy.
It's so easy jethrene can do it.
No, I'm quite certain I'm not Ann.
My Adam's apple isn't nearly as big as hers.
I'd have rewritten it to call them "acts of Satan" and dare him NOT to sign it then...
Roadmaster, Freebasing
Wouldn't work.
He'd think you were talking about Biggus Dickus and refuse to sign it out of party loyalty.
Per the fundies, it's not an eclipse, that be sciensin'.
It's satan taking a bite.
love me, please. just love me.
It's so easy jethrene can do it.
billy b
So there's no actual brain cells involved?
I thought it was the curse of the Bush photo-op arriving in real time...
George Johnston
I think that would cause a temporal paradox where Bush photo-ops and disasters would countinuously pile up...
wait...
You're right!
"The best help they can get is when a citizen comes and builds them a house," the president said in the hospital parking lot, appealing for volunteer to help in the recovery. "The minute you find out you don't have what you need, if you put out a call to the country, this country will respond."
Is that how he got the Texas Rangers' stadium built? He just asked for some help and people drove up in their buggies. I don't think so. But of course, that was different. It was him.
No...not really...is there any particular reason I should?
Well, the hypocrisy of the statement for one.
afternoon, all (evening, Moonbootica)
It's satan taking a bite.
Bjorn
Hati.
Hati taking a bite.
So there's no actual brain cells involved?,
Think amoeba.
costner is a friend of mine... i'm in south dakota...
any questions???
More notches on Preznit Fuckwit's belt.
http://www.comcast.net/news/inde.../03/
601526.html
Yeah, jethrene. I'm so "clueless."
Just like 70% of the American people who don't support your president.
as in amoebic dysentery
GOP Hopeful Huckabee: "I Was The First Governor In America To Have A Conceal Carry Permit, So Don't Mess With Me"
Hmmm, let me see-- we've got Huckabee and Brownback engaging in a tug-of-war for sole possession of The Old Rugged Cross, and now it seems that Huckabee and Maverick McCain will have to square off at High Noon to settle the question of who's the straightest shooter.
It'll be a shame if Huckabee emerges as the victor, with the bloody Cross under one arm and his trusty shootin'-iron in the other-- only to be clotheslined by his unelectably goofy last name.
By: LittleBrother on March 03, 2007 at 03:01pm
Is that how he got the Texas Rangers' stadium built? He just asked for some help and people drove up in their buggies. I don't think so. But of course, that was different. It was him.
Neponset
Well, maybe it's how he got Sammy Sosa built up. W gave a speech somewhere asking for help in his outfield and LO! unto Sammy was brought forth the elixir of BALCO.
Tears trickled down the cheeks of the President of the United States as he met with the families of the nine people who died during Thursday’s tornado that devastated this community.
I wonder if he heard that a soldier stationed in Iraq is being flown home to bury his son.
There's a headline at Huffpo that says "Police clubbing unauthorized protestors". After 6 years of Bush and the last few of Clinton for that matter, I swear to G-d I thought it was St Pete, FL. That is bad.
apparently there is a Lunar eclipse tonight.
Moonbootica, Nikephoros
Weather permitting the whole thing will be visible from the UK.
It will be totally eclipsed at moonrise on the East Coast of the US. As the eclipse progresses and the illuminated Moon re-emerges it will look somewhat like an old pre-dawn crescent Moon and may go unnoticed by many in the eastern US.
Quiz on Tuesday.
.
No...not really...is there any particular reason I should?
Well, the hypocrisy of the statement for one.
billy b - lazy poker blues
I'm still waiting for the little asshole's PROOF that more white people died in NOLA during Katrina.
I guess he hasn't dug deep enough into his ass yet.
Think amoeba.
billy b
Hey!
TC, one of those was my chem tech's nephew.
Saturday night date sheets above.
Sadly, after being clear all day, we've now got overcast skies so there will be no eclipse.
glenda the good is a friend of mine... so's the easter bunny. i live in oz. any questions?
Got to go. Later.
Jeenyus is right in that the government only counted the dead white people.
duncan. you need to have a log in so that people who post here can post and not have someone else impersonate them.
It'll be a shame if Huckabee emerges as the victor, with the bloody Cross under one arm and his trusty shootin'-iron in the other-- only to be clotheslined by his unelectably goofy last name.
Sounds like a restaurant chain:
"Huckabee's; America's choice for Christian dining!"
Is that how he got the Texas Rangers' stadium built?
Don't get me started on THAT one.
Grabbed land, owners forced to sue Rangers to get fair market value.
Raised taxes to pay for it, threatened locals if they didn't agree and vote for increased taxes.
Contrived a buy-lease deal where after paying in 1/3 of the cost they gained full ownership of the stadium...and so.
.
Fresh sheets.
Sadly, after being clear all day, we've now got overcast skies so there will be no eclipse.
NTodd Chanting Scarecrow
Strictly speaking, you should've added "visible" at the end there.
what is a WATB?
otherwise it is just like joke lines blog...
fokowi, tell yer friend Kevin we don't like his potty mouthed friends posting here at Eschaton. We are all just terminally smug, never obscene.
stay smug and out of power...
the republicans know how to channel annes energy. the progressives scoff at everything... including themselves...
musta got ya' thinkin...
Joe Klein has something I call "1968 disease*."
David Broder is terminal with it, and will go to his grave not knowing that, since 1968, when he last assessed the nature of the Democratic party, that the political ground has shifted beneath is feet.
This disease explains why Klein couldn't just say clearly that he opposed the Iraqi invasion (he was afraid of being tarred as some sort of a "hippy" and viewed as "unserious") even though his instincts told him to do just that.
The fact of the matter is that, between 1965-1985, an entire class of people were born, grew up, became liberals, and thought the Iraqi invasion was a ridiculous and immoral waste.
When you characterize these people as 'leftists' or 'anti-war leftists,' they pretty much don't know what the hell you're talking about. They're opposition to the invasion was just common sense.
1968 disease* -- The affliction where you see the entire Democratic party as either North Vietnamese flag waving crazies at the 1968 convention or as 'tough on defense' JFK liberals.
Sadly, after being clear all day, we've now got overcast skies so there will be no eclipse.
NTodd
That's too bad. Seems to happen to me about everytime one of these events comes up too.
Fuck Joe Klien....
sally | 03.03.07 - 3:02 pm | #
Thank you, Sally. I went off for a lazy Saturday nap, and you stepped up to the plate and said what needed to be said.
Please allow me to second the motion:
Fuck Joe Klein.
Really.
Someone, for the love of god, fuck Joe Klein.
It's a filthy job, but somebody has to do it.
YOU'RE smug????? Could someone wipe that smug look off of Joe Klein's face with a baseball bat, please!
I'm silver and shiny.
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