I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
me?
no way!
---regularly uses harsh, vulgar, intolerant language to attack moderates or conservatives.
Ah, rightard projection.
hmm. must be a good conversation downstairs.
where the hell is everybody?
Moving slow.
Latest FaBlog: AdNags -- "Get Me Rewrite!"
i know where atrios went...nyah nyah.
Yay! Evolution Control Committee!
(With our favorite: Rocked By Rape.)
That was charming.
.
Whaaa?
A Vincent Price tribute?
My blogwhore spawns new sheets again. How ... common.
What I said was ...
Did I mention cute kid blogging?
Wait, I'll come in again.
/wt
Vulgar? Moi?
Fuck, no!
I'm annoyed at NTodd. I gratuitously insulted him at my blog in a juvenile fashion, and he has yet to respond in a similarly childish way.
If NTodd is showing signs of maturity, I would be terribly disappointed in him.
There will be serious consequences. Just as soon as I get my cock out of this goat.
Just watched two hours of Deadwood. Never have been able to follow the story, but they say "fuckin' cocksucker" a lot so I can dig it.
Whatever happened to Al Swearingen that used to post here? I liked his stuff.
Atrios came to NYC for the eclipse-and-blogger-party?
BTW, Thers, if you here, Scott Lemieux says "hi".
Atrios came to NYC for the eclipse-and-blogger-party?
My suspicions were confirmed.
That guy in the video looked more like Donnie Davies than Vincent Price, didn't he?
Haven't checked around yet - NTodd, did it clear in time for you to catch the eclipse?
America wants to know AdNags — and you’re the cocksucker to tell us.
Inominate David Ehrenstein as A National Treasure
Watertiger enjoying a pork chop!
http://files.myopera.com/
devans1...7.jpg_thumb.jpg
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A pork chop in every pot! Two chicken livers in every garage!
Watertiger enjoying a pork chop!
ooooooh!
Atrios came to NYC for the eclipse-and-blogger-party?
My suspicions were confirmed.
I must know: was there dancing?
And could Atrios bust a mad flow like this?
I just wonder what NTodd is doing for spending money, now that the Tastee Freez has reportedly burned down.
BTW, Thers, if you here, Scott Lemieux says "hi".
Kiss him for me. If I am delayed.
You know, I'm actually a bit worried about what Avedon might do to top the last three posts...
What the hell was that, echidne?
Chicken livers. Chicken livers. Chicken livers. Chicken livers. Chicken livers. Chicken livers. Chicken livers.
Steak.
Vulgar? Moi?
Fuck, no!
Shaw Kenawe
Me neither.
Where the fuck do they get that shit?
Kiss him for me. If I am delayed.
A little Siouxsie never hurt anyone.
Kiss him for me. If I am delayed.
Too late. I'm home. Contact lens distress, otherwise I would have gone for a quick drink with the others.
It was a veritable cornucopia of progressive bloggers.
what the hell was that?
"...but he[Atrios] sure is a purveyor of extreme and terminally smug rhetoric.
Huzzah! Long live extreme and terminally smug rhetoric!
With pork chops on top!
A little Siouxsie never hurt anyone.
I couldn't work the lyrics to "Happy House" into my response. I shall go commit seppuku now.
Too late. I'm home. Contact lens distress, otherwise I would have gone for a quick drink with the others.
It was a veritable cornucopia of progressive bloggers.
You people never invite the black people. Racists!
What the hell was that, echidne?
I'm not sure, but it's about chops. From now on I'm going to call people pork chops and chicken livers instead of horrible stuff like fucknoodles.
what the hell was that?
Something about George Clooney's pet pig, I'm guessin'.
Say hi to Scott Lemieux from me, too. waving from a secret location
You're not racists. Monica has had a really rough day. Monica doesn't understand why it was such a tough day, but it was rough on Monica.
Vulgar? Moi?
Fuck, no!
Shaw Kenawe
Me neither.
Where the fuck do they get that shit?
Terry C - End Bush's War Now
Fuck if I know. But fuck. What the fuck. I don't give a fuck. They can all piss off.
Pottie Mouth Me.
Kiss him for me. If I am delayed.
Too late. I'm home. Contact lens distress, otherwise I would have gone for a quick drink with the others.
It was a veritable cornucopia of progressive bloggers.
watertiger
I had to stay in Iowa and break God's covenant with the chosen people.
Again.
Although I've now watched Jesus is Magic.
With pork chops on top!
And a fried egg, and spam
It was a veritable cornucopia of progressive bloggers.
EEEEK!
I hope nobody said "fuck."
And now for something completely different: conservative civility.
"Go f**k yourself."
- Vice President Cheney to Pat Leahy, on the floor of the United States Senate
"F**k Saddam. we're taking him out."
- President Bush, March 2002.
"Just get me a f**king faith based-thing."
Karl Rove, as reported on October 15, 2006.
Something about George Clooney's pet pig, I'm guessin'.
masculine_monica_nyc
Alas, his pet piggy died.
Monica doesn't understand why it was such a tough day, but it was rough on Monica.
Monica's not here Mrs. Torrence... 
You know, I'm actually a bit worried about what Avedon might do to top the last three posts...
A picture of her with mutton chops? I couldn't find my camera or any mutton chops, otherwise I would have done that.
A left-wing extremist exhibits many, but not necessarily all, of the following attributes:
*snip*
---regularly uses harsh, vulgar, intolerant language to attack moderates or conservatives.
Yeah, using words like "extremist" to rebuff people who insult you for being a moron isn't an example of intolerant language.
We train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write "fuck" on their airplanes because it's obscene!
-Colonel Kurtz, "Apocalypse Now"
I couldn't work the lyrics to "Happy House" into my response. I shall go commit seppuku now.
Maybe a banana split, lady?
Although I've now watched Jesus is Magic.
The number in the parking lot? Hysterical or what?
Monica doesn't understand why it was such a tough day, but it was rough on Monica.
monica is sorry to hear that, Monica.
Does this mean Dick Cheney is a left-wing extremist for telling Durbin to go fuck himself?
I'm not sure, but it's about chops. From now on I'm going to call people pork chops and chicken livers instead of horrible stuff like fucknoodles.
You're going low-carb in your terms of abuse?
Maybe a banana split, lady?
D'oh! It was so obvious!
Someone push me down the stairs.
It was a veritable cornucopia of progressive bloggers.
EEEEK!
I hope nobody said "fuck."
Thers
A dirty fucking hippie conference?
Kuhl.
And now for something completely different: conservative civility.
"Go f**k yourself."
- Vice President Cheney to Pat Leahy, on the floor of the United States Senate
"F**k Saddam. we're taking him out."
- President Bush, March 2002.
"Just get me a f**king faith based-thing."
Karl Rove, as reported on October 15, 2006.
AngryOne | Homepage | 03.03.07 - 10:09 pm | #
And:
'Speaking of George Bush, with whom Sharon developed a very close relationship, Uri Dan recalls that Sharon's delicacy made him reluctant to repeat what the president had told him when they discussed Osama bin Laden. Finally he relented. And here is what the leader of the Western world, valiant warrior in the battle of cultures, promised to do to bin Laden if he caught him: "I will screw him in the ass!"'
Does this mean Dick Cheney is a left-wing extremist for telling Durbin to go fuck himself?
puppethead
How about Scalia being a vulgar asshole in a furrin language?
Monica---please tell me Monica isn't the new Bob Dole.
I believe it was Patrick Leahy whom Big Time told to go fuck himself.
While it was still legal.
And here is what the leader of the Western world, valiant warrior in the battle of cultures, promised to do to bin Laden if he caught him: "I will screw him in the ass!"'
rorschach, 5th-Tier Atriot
Bush has issues.
I don't give a shit what anyone says.
Monica's not here Mrs. Torrence...
I just want to go back to my room to think things over.
Although I've now watched Jesus is Magic.
The number in the parking lot? Hysterical or what?
watertiger
Yeah, I'd seen that before...great.
I love the line about Ron Jeremy masturbating with his pinky out, because he's classy.
You're going low-carb in your terms of abuse?
Thers
Echidne of the Atkins?
goddammit, now i have "pork chops, pork chops" in my head.
And here is what the leader of the Western world, valiant warrior in the battle of cultures, promised to do to bin Laden if he caught him: "I will screw him in the ass!"'
rorschach, 5th-Tier Atriot
Dear Darwin,
Allow me to live long enough to witness Chimpy do this.
Monica---please tell me Monica isn't the new Bob Dole.
Monica is not the new Bob Dole. Sometimes I just like referring to myself in the third person. I don't have to be responsible for whatever happens.
Monica--whew
Someone push me down the stairs.
Can't. My limbs are like palm trees swaying in no breeze.
Did someone ask for mutton chops?
Monica---please tell me Monica isn't the new Bob Dole.
Bob Dole says only Bob Dole is Bob Dole.
You're going low-carb in your terms of abuse?
Dooood
Two Choices left, Impeach, National Strike.
We train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write "fuck" on their airplanes because it's obscene!
-Colonel Kurtz, "Apocalypse Now"
Richard | 03.03.07 - 10:09 pm | #
Oooooh, thanks for the memory. Nice, that's a great quote to highlight before any rant on the subject from our side.
You know, I'm kind of pissed off that you guys have been having pork chops while I was out working today.
monica is sorry to hear that, Monica.
Monica appreciates the concern, monica.
And here is what the leader of the Western world, valiant warrior in the battle of cultures, promised to do to bin Laden if he caught him: "I will screw him in the ass!"'
rorschach, 5th-Tier Atriot
Dear Darwin,
Allow me to live long enough to witness Chimpy do this.
Shaw Kenawe,chopkickmeJesus
Sorry - couldn't resist!
http://thumbsnap.com/v/XhyRpPpX.jpg
Somewhere in Bulgaria an elderly woman is missing her favorite Sunday dress.
See Mrs. Romney down the page a bit.
http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/
.
4Legs--but you're in time for steak, cranberry orange bread, garlic mashed taters, and corn.
Perhaps you prefer your mutton chops sans moustache ...
Bob Dole says only Bob Dole is Bob Dole.
attaturk | Homepage | 03.03.07 - 10:15 pm | #
You know it, and I know it, but do the American people know it?
I have totally crushed Thers in my latest weblog post. And BTW, his real name isn't 'Thers'.
Somewhere in Bulgaria an elderly woman is missing her favorite Sunday dress.
See Mrs. Romney down the page a bit.
http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/
.
Agent Orange
So THAT'S where the slip cover on my porch chair went!
An ad I saw with my good eye on the subway.
Sorry - couldn't resist!
http://thumbsnap.com/v/XhyRpPpX.jpg
Terry C - End Bush's War Now
ROTFLMAO!
Stanley Crouch on Cspan says Richard Pryor opened the barn door to Michael Richards.
4Legs--but you're in time for steak, cranberry orange bread, garlic mashed taters, and corn.
Oh good, cause I'm starving.
The good news is that I was able to locate Maddie's favorite feather on a stick this evening.
Sorry - couldn't resist!
Oh God! Oh My God! The burn!
http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/
HOLY HANNAH!
BRB.
Pork chops? What about toast?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z...h?
v=ZeNThOyOQKI
An ad I saw with my good eye on the subway.
Ha!!
Good find, Aguatigre
4 Legs--chocolate peanut butter bars for dessert.
4 Legs--chocolate peanut butter bars for dessert.
Delicious.
"AeonFlux"
"The movie you have to spend no time thinking of what its porn movie variant would be"
"One person whose spirits appeared lifted was Felicia Stafford, who said the tornado had blown the roof off her house and ruined its wood floors. “He’s very nice, loving and warm,” she said after meeting Mr. Bush. “He’s got very soft hands.”"
Hank Hill on George W. Bush:
HANK: Oh, my God! His handshake! It's limp!
HANK: This man could be the next leader of the free world. We're gonna have nutjob Third World dictators walking all over us when they find out the man in charge doesn't have a strong enough finger to push the button.
HANK: See that guy's reaction when Bush shakes his hand? Surprise, then disappointment. Surprise, then disappointment.
That Hill feller sure knows how to spot a fakeTexan, I'll tell you what!
goddammit, now i have "pork chops, pork chops" in my head.
my work here is done
Somewhere in Bulgaria an elderly woman is missing her favorite Sunday dress.
Who dresses her? Escher?
And don't forget the every popular egg.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z...h?v=zqKn50PD-
f0
And don't forget the every popular egg.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z...h?v=zqKn50PD-
f0
“He’s got very soft hands.”"
And, like I said on the thread below, shame there's so much blood on them!
And don't forget the every popular egg.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z.....h?v=zqKn50PD-
f0
pigboy | 03.03.07 - 10:23 pm | #
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I haven't got time.
Unless you tell me that brunette toast girl is in it.
He’s got very soft hands.”"
Of course, he's never done a day of work in his life.
Stanley Crouch on Cspan says Richard Pryor opened the barn door to Michael Richards.
cow
Er, that's nice, jack - now run along.
"AeonFlux"
"The movie you have to spend no time thinking of what its porn movie variant would be"
attaturk | Homepage | 03.03.07 - 10:22 pm | #
Sigh.
Whoever was in charge of wardrobe for that film disappointed me most profoundly.
Having a video weekend.
"Flags of Our Fathers" made up for the drek called "Fly Boys"
Stanley Crouch on Cspan says an A at a black high school is equivalent to a C at a white high school.
I haven't got time.
Unless you tell me that brunette toast girl is in it.
fourmorewars | 03.03.07 - 10:24 pm | #
No such luck only eggs...
Of course, he's never done a day of work in his life.
Exactly.
Oh, I found PLush peeps tonight too.
So now Maddie has her own. A bright pink one.
I have totally crushed Thers in my latest weblog post. And BTW, his real name isn't 'Thers'.
You got a blog!
"Flags of Our Fathers" made up for the drek called "Fly Boys"
Yeah, Fly Boys was pretty bad.
Though the dog fight scenes were okay.
LOL!!
Rent the DVD of "His Kind of Woman" (with Mitchum and Price) and watch Price steal every scene his in.
Most relevantly, there is an excellent segment in which he greets some guests for a dinner party, holding in his left hand a plucked chicken carcass which is sensuously massaging with the fingertips of his right hand. I laughed until I cried and the I smoked two more.
The good news is that I was able to locate Maddie's favorite feather on a stick this evening.
fourlegsgood, kittenslave
Oh, good. She'll prolly let you stay in the apartment then.....
You got a blog!
Who?
Stanley Crouch says 10k blacks have been murdered by street gangs since the mid 80's whereas only 3k blacks were murdered due to post reconstruction racism.
"Though the dog fight scenes were okay."
No they weren't. Eye candy. Made the comment below somewhere about Bips flying like X-Wings.
The good news is that I was able to locate Maddie's favorite feather on a stick this evening.
fourlegsgood, kittenslave
Those funny side things are chops, too.
Pork Chops? Toast? Peh!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L...h?
v=LzpN9ce_qF0
Stanley Crouch on Cspan says an A at a black high school is equivalent to a C at a white high school.
Here.
Oh, good. She'll prolly let you stay in the apartment then.....
Sadly they only had two of them, but I bought them both.
Oh Dear Ghod, I beseech thee, move the heart of thine servants and voices, Jesus' General and "The Editors", to engage Mr. Klein in regular dialogue in the comments on his blog. Allow that in the name of Mr. Klein receiving the quality and breadth of dialogue he so richly deserves.
Amen.
"On my command, unleash hell"
4LG
Didn't mean to come down so hard on you with that comment. The flick just grated after a while.
Those funny side things are chops, too.
Yeah, how funny are those side chops she has?
No such luck only eggs...
pigboy | 03.03.07 - 10:25 pm | #
Well, you were nice enough to answer, so I went and looked at it anyway.
And I stuck it out for 1:45.
Till I was finally convinced the name 'Trachtenberg' wasn't going to lead me where I wanted to go, ifyaknowwhatimean.
Stanley Crouch says 10k blacks have been murdered by street gangs since the mid 80's whereas only 3k blacks were murdered due to post reconstruction racism.
cow
George Bush got 50 million more votes in 2004 than Abraham Lincoln, who is consider one the Nation's greatest presidents did in 1860.
.
And I am now moving on to "Silent Hill. "
Stanley Crouch on Cspan says an A at a black high school is equivalent to a C at a white high school.
Here.
NTodd
Stanley Crouch got C's at a black high school.
Stanley Crouch says black violence is excused as a symptom of repression whereas you never hear that excuse for white KKK violence.
NTodd blogs from behind a burnt-out Tastee Freez.
And Thers is actually William Butler Yeats.
No they weren't. Eye candy. Made the comment below somewhere about Bips flying like X-Wings.
Yeah, you're right. I'd have liked it better if Snoopy had been in it.
The script sucked too? what the fuck was up with the lion? and what happened to it?
Terrible editing.
I hate my neighbor!
My porch time was fucked my him.
My dogs are not allowed in his yard.
I went out with the dogs and sat on the porch with the dogs, which stayed close, but his yard is close, too.
I was informed that there is a lease law here, and if I catch your dogs..
Me, "FUCK you, you are an ass! You do anything to my dogs and we will be mortal enemies. Every conversation we have ends up with you being a Macho Dick! And don't ever hit on Melissa again!"
She still will not tell me what he said to her. But she at one time liked him, now will avoid him.
Her last comment about him, "Why does he not move?"
Fucker!
He is so sneaky. Acts all nice, till he gets to his asshole point.
.
Sadly they only had two of them, but I bought them both.
fourlegsgood, kittenslave
Well you can go back every couple weeks and check for more. Keep her well supplied.
Didn't mean to come down so hard on you with that comment. The flick just grated after a while.
Ach, not to worry.
Hello.
Was at the event with Watertiger and lots of bloggers of the lefty variety.
A good time was had by all.
Evening, all
Till I was finally convinced the name 'Trachtenberg' wasn't going to lead me where I wanted to go, ifyaknowwhatimean.
fourmorewars | 03.03.07 - 10:30 pm | #
I know what you feel, girl.
"never hear that excuse for white KKK violence."
Oooohhh. Now I truly understand those kids in Detroit that kept inviting me to go club blacks with baseball bats on the weekends. Those kids were suffering from repression.
I never took them up on the offer and made a serious mistake of lecturing them on how wrong it was. Fortunately I only had to stay there a year.
Thers is actually William Butler Yeats.
You spelled Williamch Butler Yatez wrong, dickhead.
it's just fucking ghastly.
And so's the outfit.
Was at the event with Watertiger and lots of bloggers of the lefty variety.
Was this the one where Amanda Marcotte spoke?
Stanley Crouch says black violence is excused as a symptom of repression whereas you never hear that excuse for white KKK violence.
cow
YEah because bigoted whiteboys are such a fucking oppressed minority.
Well you can go back every couple weeks and check for more. Keep her well supplied.
Yep. She jumped on it right away.
Well, you were nice enough to answer, so I went and looked at it anyway.
And I stuck it out for 1:45.
Till I was finally convinced the name 'Trachtenberg' wasn't going to lead me where I wanted to go, ifyaknowwhatimean.
fourmorewars | 03.03.07 - 10:30 pm | #
It's not as good as 'pork chops' or 'toast'. Yeah I that was a far as that thing was going.
Evening, all
DWD -Dirty Fucking Hippy
Evening you beautifully Dirty Fucking Hippy.
From Time Inc.:
Doug Feith, the Pentagon's former No. 3 civilian official whom many Democrats blame for pushing the U.S. to invade Iraq with sloppy intelligence ginned up by his office, is fighting back. He's just launched his own website at www.dougfeith.com.
It's a workmanlike site, featuring the same photograph of the former undersecretary of defense for policy that the Pentagon used in his official bio before he left in 2005. "The 'Bush lied, people died' argument is not true," he asserts in bold-faced type at the top of his home page. He notes the Feb. 7 release of a Pentagon inspector general's report that has "spawned a lot of inaccurate commentary by politicians and misreporting by journalists." ...
...The site includes praise for Feith from Marine General Peter Pace, chairman of the Joint Chiefs, who calls him a "patriot" who "cares only about what is best for the United States." The site includes news articles and documents pertaining to Feith's Pentagon tenure. And there's a tempting link entitled "Media Myths vs. Facts." Unfortunately, clicking that link brings you to a bare page with a forlorn message: "More information coming soon."
The public demands its chicken livers, chicken livers, chicken livers, chicken livers, chicken livers, chicken livers, chicken livers, steak, Feith.
Stanley Crouch says 10k blacks have been murdered by street gangs since the mid 80's whereas only 3k blacks were murdered due to post reconstruction racism.
cow | 03.03.07 - 10:27 pm | #
Yeah, too bad about all those black kids shooting each other, Stanley.
That, and the fact that the controlling authority in those cities DIDN'T GIVE A FUCK HOW MANY YOUNG PEOPLE DIED, you stupid stupid asswipe.
You spelled Williamch Butler Yatez wrong, dickhead.
NTodd -- Like a stream of bat's piss
Maddie gets purtier every day.
Was this the one where Amanda Marcotte spoke?
Si. Hey, chica! Got the plant home in one piece?
"Stanley Crouch says..."
http://thumbsnap.com/v/s6iGYo5Y.gif
Pork Chops? Toast? Peh!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L...h? v=LzpN9ce_qF0
Terry C - End Bush's War Now | Homepage | 03.03.07 - 10:28 pm | #
Fish heads! Score! Score! Score! I love that tune!
I was informed that there is a lease law here, and if I catch your dogs..
My one neighbor threatened to shoot Mex and Kayla. Didn't tell me, though: called the dogcatcher. Shittiest. Dog companion. Ever.
Ah, nostalgia! It's like the good ol' days of the Cold War:
US authorities were Saturday investigating the shooting of a US expert on Russian intelligence who was shot outside his house in a Washington suburb, an FBI spokeswoman said.
Paul Joyal, 53, was hit several times as he returned home on Thursday evening, FBI spokeswoman Michelle Crnkovich told AFP.
The shooting came four days after Joyal alleged in a a major television network interview that the government of Russian President Vladimir Putin was involved in the radiation poisoning of a former KGB agent in London.
the chick on the right is hot.
but a few of my brain cells committed suicide over that video lol
Hello.
Was at the event with Watertiger and lots of bloggers of the lefty variety.
What event?
(grumble, grumble. No one ever invites me to anything).
What? not enough integritude?
it's just fucking ghastly.
And so's the outfit.
watertiger | Homepage | 03.03.07 - 10:33 pm | #
They all have crazed buggy eyes.
Yes it was Echidne.
watertiger I just knew you were going to go there.
WTF?
Is there like a requirement for all Republican women not to have any style at all.
watertiger,
Thanks for the point to TPM.
Stanley Crouch sounds as though he's got the Condi Rice/Alan Keyes/Michael Steele/Armstrong Williams Disease.
it's just fucking ghastly.
And so's the outfit.
watertiger
You been hanging out in the wrong RVs.....
Stanley Crouch says our immigrant populations are totally mystified by blacks. Crouch says the poor asian students say, 'why don't they just get into groups and study'.
"FUCK you, you are an ass! You do anything to my dogs and we will be mortal enemies. Every conversation we have ends up with you being a Macho Dick! And don't ever hit on Melissa again!"
Yow.
Thanks for the point to TPM.
WHAT is with that whole leather vest thing?
Yike! Is there a pie fight about to happen?
NTodd -- Like a stream of bat's piss
That's the nicest thing anybody's ever said to me here.
Ah, nostalgia! It's like the good ol' days of the Cold War:
Stalinesque.
(grumble, grumble. No one ever invites me to anything).
What? not enough integritude?
It was in NYC.
Yike! Is there a pie fight about to happen?
A porkchop pie fight?
Stanley Crouch sounds as though he's got the Condi Rice/Alan Keyes/Michael Steele/Armstrong Williams Disease.
Sounds like he escaped from Azkaban.
WHAT is with that whole leather vest thing?
watertiger
What's with the cross?
NTodd, Chopsexual
What does it matter if a dog runs thru your yard?
Eddy is a thief, but if you value something, don't leave it outside!
WTF?
.
WHAT is with that whole leather vest thing?
She thinks she's hip.
ROmney needs to pay a price for that photo.
Anyone see the eclipse? We had clouds on the horizon so all we have now is a gloriously full moon...
Stanley Crouch says there are a wide variety of blacks that are never represented in hollywood. People like Adam Clayton Powell and Duke Ellington. Crouch says blacks need to get out of the coon cage.
WHAT is with that whole leather vest thing?
Prevents bearskin rug burn as McCain wheelbarrows her around his RV
Si. Hey, chica! Got the plant home in one piece?
Plant home safe and sound.
I really do need lots more.
Frank Rich has a column in tomorrow's Times that is simply devastating with respect to Sen. Clinton. (He is much rougher on Bush and not easy on McCain, but in my reading, Hillary gets the worst of it.)
If, having read this column, she doesn't come out very dramatically and say, "I made a mistake when I voted for the Iraq authorization bill", her White House run is probably finished, at least in the Northeast.
Don't get me wrong. I think she is the most qualified person running, and I think she would be an excellent president. But first, she has to get elected. If she does not answer Rich with action, she won't be.
Here's the last of it:
You can’t blame the Clinton campaign for praying it had Kenneth Starr and The American Spectator to kick around again. It would be easier to fight that war than confront the one in Iraq. Far easier. Senator Clinton’s words about the war still don’t parse. When I made this point previously, a Clinton ally phoned to say that whatever the senator’s Iraq statements, she is an exceptionally smart and capable leader by any presidential standard. I agree, and besides, Iraq isn’t the only issue in 2008. But Iraq will overshadow every candidate and every other subject as long as the war grinds gruesomely on, whether in Baghdad or at a V.A. hospital...
Another fair question is what Mrs. Clinton learned once the war began. Even in the summer of 2003 — after the insurgency had started, after the W.M.D. had failed to materialize, after the White House had retracted the president’s 16 words about “uranium from Africa,” more than two months after “Mission Accomplished” had failed to end major combat operations — she phoned a reporter at The Daily News, James Gordon Meek, to reiterate that she still had no second thoughts about the war. (Mr. Meek first wrote about this July 14, 2003, conversation in December 2005.) Was that what this smart woman really believed then, or political calculation?
Either way, she made a judgment, and she will not be able to spend month after month explaining it away to voters with glib, lawyerly statements. The politics of personal destruction, should they actually visit the Clintons once more, will not take America’s mind off the politics of mass destruction in Iraq.
Was this the one where Amanda Marcotte spoke?
Si. Hey, chica! Got the plant home in one piece?
watertiger
Hmmm ... did Amanda ask about me? 
What the fuck is going on here?
And what is up with this crap about dogz?
Terry C says jack is a fucking bore.
Interesting discussion about how to deal with Coulter. No conclusions, but an interesting discussion nonetheless.
Is Ann Coulter secretly Condi Rice's lover?
Stanley Crouch sounds as though he's got the Condi Rice/Alan Keyes/Michael Steele/Armstrong Williams Disease.
Terry C - End Bush's War Now | Homepage | 03.03.07 - 10:37 pm | #
Y'know, I wouldn't go about telling idiots like Larry Elder and Thomas (?)Sowell that they're not sincere in their ignorant wingnuttism. Of COURSE it's possible for a half dozen or so black people to swallow the rightwing kool-aid.
What conservatards don't get, when they point to columns/talk radio shows featuring idiots like that, is, that yes, maybe they're sincere, but WHY THE FUCK WERE THEY GIVEN THE SOAPBOX, you fucking idiots?
It's because the news moguls are pandering to you, you racist fucks. It doesn't indicate some fucking sea change in black thinking.
You dumbshits, there are fifty dozen as many potential black columnists who could argue circles around the likes of those guys.
Nobody wants to give them the column space.
Evening, bats. Mr. Sue and I just saw the last sliver of the moon disappear about twelve minutes ago in Cleveland. Cool.
What does it matter if a dog runs thru your yard?
That's where I'm at. But no...my Dogz apparently come over and want to play and stuff. The rest of the fucking neighborhood: all the dogs run around free, but not this house. And the fucker was so ballsy he couldn't tell me that there was a prob, let alone that he'd shoot my Dogz. Pussy.
Anyone see the eclipse? We had clouds on the horizon so all we have now is a gloriously full moon...
ellroon, Leave Iraq/n now!
The Northeast US got skunked.
.
Anyone see the eclipse? We had clouds on the horizon so all we have now is a gloriously full moon...
No, grumble, grumble.
We had clouds come up right at dusk too.
Is Ann Coulter really a guy?
http://www.mockpaperscissors.com...om/blog/?
p=3254
Mr. Sue and I just saw the last sliver of the moon disappear about twelve minutes ago in Cleveland.
Cleveland is a conspiracy of cartographers.
No, seriously, Coulter trots out that hideously outdated ensemble every chance she gets.
Her interpretation of "biker chic."
Interesting discussion about how to deal with Coulter. No conclusions, but an interesting discussion nonetheless.
Shoot her into the sun?
A nightime eclipse can't hold a candle to a daytime eclipse.
Either way, she made a judgment, and she will not be able to spend month after month explaining it away to voters with glib, lawyerly statements. The politics of personal destruction, should they actually visit the Clintons once more, will not take America’s mind off the politics of mass destruction in Iraq.
Sadly, the media hack attacks on the Clintoris could boost the public's empathy for her, which could enable her to escape accountability for her warmongering.
The Northeast US got skunked.
My neighbor says that her friend up in Connecticut saw it.
Evening, bats. Mr. Sue and I just saw the last sliver of the moon disappear about twelve minutes ago in Cleveland.
Liberals: Wrong on protecting the Moon. Wrong for America.
Shoot her into the sun?
fourlegsgood, kittenslave
Nah. Just kick her really hard in the nutsack.
A nightime eclipse can't hold a candle to a daytime eclipse.
I like staring into a solar eclipse.
Is it true that 63% of male fundamentalists dream about Ann Coulter's adam's apple?
A daytime eclipse is a mystical event. It's like a microcosm of a new season.
Interesting discussion about how to deal with Coulter. No conclusions, but an interesting discussion nonetheless.
Kick her really, really hard in the balls.
Aeon Flux Sux
Nah. Just kick her really hard in the nutsack.
My solution is more permanent.
Cleveland is a conspiracy of cartographers.
NTodd, Chopsexual | Homepage | 03.03.07 - 10:44 pm | #
Wild tangent:
If you're into cartography, check this out.
Anyone notice that Ad Nags bears a striking resemblance to Lucifer?
Can anyone verify that Ann Coulter has no elementary school pictures because at that time her name was Eustace?
I like staring into a solar eclipse.
NTodd, Chopsexual
Somehow I understand better how the Tastee Freez burned down.
With a little computer enhancement I'm sure I can make out an image of the Blessed Virgin Mary on Ann Coulter's kneecaps.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/.../19/
wmed19.jpeg
.
Coke to Sinfonian
Cleveland is a conspiracy of cartographers.
NTodd, Chopsexual
I've liked all your incarnations, but I think I liked you best as a lesbian, maybe 'cause they go for older women. And, yes, I'm flirting.
4Legs--I'm headed for a trip to Tarjay Boutique tomorrow. Would you like me to stock up? I can!
I sort of feel sorry for Joe Klein. He's kind of out of his league here and started something he knows nothing about. He knows absolutely nothing about blogging and is just sprouting off gibberish and making a fool of himself.
Dear Jesus, get the man an editor.
Anyone notice that Ad Nags bears a striking resemblance to Lucifer?
The phrase "Silly Putty stetched over a goiter" somehow just leaps to mind.
Coke to Sinfonian
attaturk
Merci.
With a little computer enhancement I'm sure I can make out an image of the Blessed Virgin Mary on Ann Coulter's kneecaps.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/.../19/ wmed19.jpeg
.
Look at that picture, you can see an Adam's Apple between her legs.
Cleveland is a conspiracy of cartographers.
NTodd, Chopsexual
Drunken Browns fans.
Can anyone verify that Ann Coulter has no elementary school pictures because at that time her name was Eustace?
ellroon, Leave Iraq/n now! | Homepage | 03.03.07 - 10:47 pm | # /i>
Sorry, I just have to object to that, because it tangetially connects her to The New Yorker.
I like staring into a solar eclipse.
NTodd, Chopsexual
Somehow I understand better how the Tastee Freez burned down.
Sinfonian, weekend warrior | Homepage | 03.03.07 - 10:47 pm | #
Me, I always carry a shoe box with a pinhole poked in the side, everywhere I go.
Just in case.
Sure- you know which one I'm talking about right?
I think Coulter has declared food to be "liberal" - and avoided at all costs.
Look at those stick arms!
4Legs--I would like UCLA to use Coulter as a vivisection specimen.
Me, I always carry a shoe box with a pinhole poked in the side, everywhere I go.
Just in case.
rorschach, 5th-Tier Atriot
I do too.
But I stare at boobies through it.
With a little computer enhancement I'm sure I can make out an image of the Blessed Virgin Mary on Ann Coulter's kneecaps.
No. No. No. I see William Fabuckley.
4Legs--I would like UCLA to use Coulter as a vivisection specimen.
They do studies on alien life forms? who knew?
Terry C says jack is a fucking bore.
A waste of genetic material whose only contribution to the planet is an increase in greenhouse gases. Replace him with a decomposing pile of shit, and the world would be no worse off.
If you're into cartography, check this out.
Or so the Germans would have you believe.
I think I liked you best as a lesbian, maybe 'cause they go for older women. And, yes, I'm flirting.
I think I remember where Ohio is.
Drunken Browns fans.
If we were sober, do you think we'd root for the Browns?
4Legs--from staring at the baby pics, I do. I'll buy them out
Sure- you know which one I'm talking about right?
"No, that's a bear in a bee costume."
With a little computer enhancement I'm sure I can make out an image of the Blessed Virgin Mary on Ann Coulter's kneecaps.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/.../19/ wmed19.jpeg
.
Agent Orange
Member when Monkey Boy came out in opposition to cloning because he didn't want any human/animal hybrids created?
Too late. Coulter is the result of a human/stork mating.
God, her legs are awful - worse than her arms!
I think Coulter has declared food to be "liberal" - and avoided at all costs.
Look at those stick arms!
Terry C - End Bush's War Now
honey, it's not the food; it's the cocaine.
Stanley Crouch says Uncle Ben would have beaten Duncan Hines in a wrestling match, and that Aunt Jemima and Betty Crocker were lovers.
I do too.
But I stare at boobies through it.
Gomez | Homepage | 03.03.07 - 10:51 pm | #
You don't understand, ma'am, I was observing your, um, coronas as they transited your globes...or something.
Me, I always carry a shoe box with a pinhole poked in the side, everywhere I go.
Just in case.
rorschach, 5th-Tier Atriot
Me? Every time there's a solar eclipse I go to some South Pacific island and tell the natives if they're not very nice to me I'll make the Sun disappear.
.
Crikey.
I forgot to ask res ipsa about her macbook.
res if you're out there I'm still interested.
Okay, I have to go eat something.
honey, it's not the food; it's the cocaine.
Shaw Kenawe,chopkickmeJesus
Gotta be tough living on booze, cigs and meth.
"No, that's a bear in a bee costume."
"No, no, no--what you've been is not on boats."
Me? Every time there's a solar eclipse I go to some South Pacific island and tell the natives if they're not very nice to me I'll make the Sun disappear.
He's got the cargo pants to go with his cargo cult!
I forgot to ask res ipsa about her macbook.
res if you're out there I'm still interested.
She's going to keep it. Sorry.
(you can blame me and Shawk)
If you're into cartography, check this out.
Or so the Germans would have you believe.
I especially like the "social and spatial inequalities" link.
And I'm proud that I've been blogrolled by a German leftist!
Interesting discussion about how to deal with Coulter. No conclusions, but an interesting discussion nonetheless.
Mary Cheney's a faggot, is a good answer.
Stanley Crouch says Uncle Ben would have beaten Duncan Hines in a wrestling match, and that Aunt Jemima and Betty Crocker were lovers.
spin o'za
And Mr. Clean was teh gay!
res if you're out there I'm still interested.
NO FLIRTING!
Jeebus, the Browns are so bad, they even lost to the Buccaneers.
Yet, they still had to do the coin toss to determine draft order between the two (and Cleveland won that). So much for using head-to-head as a tiebreaker.
Me, I always carry a shoe box with a pinhole poked in the side, everywhere I go.
Just in case.
rorschach, 5th-Tier Atriot
I do too.
But I stare at boobies through it.
Gomez | Homepage | 03.03.07 - 10:51 pm
Is this one of you guys?
http://gpsinformation.info/main/
...MedicalScam.jpg
4LG it's ok.
I'll get a new one when the time comes.
And I'm proud that I've been blogrolled by a German leftist!
How do you say "fucking Greens" auf Deutsch? I'm sure Google language tools won't get it right...
HBK, I think she's keeping it.
Spinoza--one of the weirdest, and I do mean weirdest, emails I ever received was one where a friend of mine slashed the Hamburger Helper Glove with the Arby's mitt.
Gotta be tough living on booze, cigs and meth.
Terry C - End Bush's War Now
It certainly is. But somehow I manage to get by.
People sometimes wonder why I am so down sometimes. Let me tell you a story.
Hayley is a Princess.
Mrs DWD came home on Friday. She was sad. I asked her why and she told me this story. One of her co-workers, Hayley’s mother, was sitting at her desk crying. Mrs. DWD asked her why. She related this story.
Hayley, an absolutely delightful, slightly chunky little girl with an infectious smile and an absolutely cheerful demeanor, is having a miserable year in kindergarten. First, she used to ride the bus to school but one of the boys discovered that she has, gasp, a port wine stain on her chest. They teased her endlessly about it. It got so bad that she told her mother who complained to the school. The school addressed the problem with the bus driver who promptly told the child to just ignore the boys.
Then the child feigned sickness because one of the other little girls handed out invitations to a birthday party in the class: and neglected to have one for Hayley. Hayley asked about it, she was told she was not welcome.
And the princess cries. The princess’s mother cries. I guess I do as well.
Damn.
HBK, I think she's keeping it.
Gimme my coke!!!
Interesting discussion about how to deal with Coulter. No conclusions, but an interesting discussion nonetheless.
Chain her in the basement.
Why? Glenn Beck is already in my trunk.
you kids on the east coast, there will be a rally in DC on the 21st, in conjunction with gore's testimony on the hill.
http://www.willtoactrally.com/
"No, no, no--what you've been is not on boats."
Whew. I had to look that one up, man.
Interesting discussion about how to deal with Coulter. No conclusions, but an interesting discussion nonetheless.
"Listen, disdain is easy, a mug's game, but look closely at anything and it'll break your heart."
And the princess cries. The princess’s mother cries. I guess I do as well.
Damn.
DWD -Dirty Fucking Hippy
Someone needs to have a talk with the teacher and the teacher needs to have a talk with her class.
This kind of shit needs to get nipped in the bud early.
Gimme my coke!!!
Homey don't play that no more!
[crosses arms across chest in act of defiance]
Did you notice the expressions on that Romney-Coulter picture Attaturk linked to below? The two have exactly the same mouth shape in the top picture. Separated at birth?
Camille Paglia up next on Cspan.
And Mr. Clean was teh gay!
Circa 1974 the model for the Mr. Clean ads used to greet people getting off the tour boats on Catalina Island. He was by then an old, knarled bent over man who did not especially look charming in just a bathing suit.
Gomez--isn't the odor getting to you?
Jeebus, the Browns are so bad, they even lost to the Buccaneers.
Yes, but we have a long, bland tradition...
And the princess cries. The princess’s mother cries. I guess I do as well.
Wow! Cruelty and meanness at the kindergarten level?
I can't get my head around that.
Spinoza--one of the weirdest, and I do mean weirdest, emails I ever received was one where a friend of mine slashed the Hamburger Helper Glove with the Arby's mitt.
A friend, eh?
Camille PagZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
Whew. I had to look that one up, man.
Sorry. I'm wicked.
Did you notice the expressions on that Romney-Coulter picture Attaturk linked to below? The two have exactly the same mouth shape in the top picture. Separated at birth?
Echidne of the snakes
Their Adam's apples are remarkably similar as well.
How do you say "fucking Greens" auf Deutsch? I'm sure Google language tools won't get it right...
NTodd, Proud Lesbian | Homepage | 03.03.07 - 10:56 pm | #
Scheissgruene!
Spinoza--I think she'd been dipping into the Thai stick heavily.
Did you notice the expressions on that Romney-Coulter picture Attaturk linked to below? The two have exactly the same mouth shape in the top picture. Separated at birth?
Echidne of the snakes
God, but she's a hag!
Stanley Crouch & Camille Paglia?
Wow.
Is CSPAN having inane factoid weekend?
Gomez--isn't the odor getting to you?
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
"It puts on the lotion or it gets the hose again"
Jeebus, the Browns are so bad, they even lost to the Buccaneers.
Yes, but we have a long, bland tradition...
NTodd, Proud Lesbian
Hmmm. Good point.
JEEEEEEEEEEEZUS!
LOOK at the size of her hands!
(just pic)
Noticeably Absent From the Giuliani Campaign: His Children
maybe he could lease some....
TerryC,
I did not include this nugget, but the teacher supposedly had rules against passing out invitations in class. Apparently she forgot about her "rules" and allowed this to happen. (As a teacher, I would never allow this shit to go down in my classroom.) and the bus driver? They would be looking for a new job. Let the little boys picking on a fucking kindergartner walk a while. This school messed it up from top to bottom.
Night, loves,particularly, NTodd, proud lesbian.
did you see this story about a child dying from tooth decay? mother couldn't afford a dentist, bacterial buildup infected the brain.
Could someone tell me the relevance of the pork chops?
The Browns are so bad they can't even get their helmet color right.
did you see this story about a child dying from tooth decay? mother couldn't afford a dentist, bacterial buildup infected the brain.
jello
Hecate had that on her blog the other day.
I was furious!
I wrote a curse-word-free comment on Adam Nagourney's blog re the Ann Coulter/Edwards/faggot thing.
No cursing at all. I noted, however, that Nagourney needs to go back to journalism school (I think I said "rehab") if he (a) thinks it is not news that Coulter said this at a big conservative event, (b) belatedly reports it by slamming Edwards for using it to raise cash, (c) belatedly reports it and questions whether it was "offensive enough," and (d) drags in a sitting senator (Hillary) as comparison to Coulter for no reason at all.
My comment was deemed too offensive, apparently, and deleted.
How very thin-skinned AdNags is.
What a fucktard.
ellroon, see a couple of posts down, before Atrios left for the evening.
Could someone tell me the relevance of the pork chops?
You haven't read Kant's Critique of Pure Pork?
Mrs. Oven Mitt seems to have only one expression: Eternal grin of the Repuklican wife.
Wow! Cruelty and meanness at the kindergarten level?
I can't get my head around that.
Shaw Kenawe,chopkickmeJesus | Homepage | 03.03.07 - 11:00 pm | #
Well, kids that young, they're the readiest to absorb the right kind of lesson, as in, finding the right story and letting them realize they were playing the part of the ogre.
Because they're so young, and idolize their teachers, they could be so easily made to realize what a disappointment their behavior was, and they'd be so eager to win back the teacher's favor. Plus, their empathy with whatever ugly duckling they find in the story would be so genuine, etc.
The real question might be, how much empathy do the relevant authority figures possess?
(Easy for me to say, I know teaching is one hell of a talent.)
Could someone tell me the relevance of the pork chops?
Its the other white meat.
test
This school messed it up from top to bottom.
DWD -Dirty Fucking Hippy
I remember right after Columbine I was at a parents/teachers night at my son's high school.
The assistant principal said "We have always had a policy against bullying...and we will not stand for that kind of nonsense in this school!"
The Browns are so bad they can't even get their helmet color right.
Look, the river caught on fire. What do you want us to do?
Interesting discussion about how to deal with Coulter. No conclusions, but an interesting discussion nonetheless.
Chain her in the basement.
Coming soon, to a theater near you: Black Vest Moan.
Starring Ann Coulter and Stanley Crouch.
ellroon, see a couple of posts down, before Atrios left for the evening.
watertiger | Homepage | 03.03.07 - 11:05 pm
Thanks.
Mrs. Oven Mitt seems to have only one expression: Eternal grin of the Repuklican wife.
Shaw Kenawe,chopkickmeJesus
A life free from orgasms.
Mrs. Oven Mitt seems to have only one expression: Eternal grin of the Repuklican wife.
Shaw Kenawe,chopkickmeJesus
Full tilt Stepford.
(just pic)
watertiger
damn, she even has a brow ridge.
Look, the river caught on fire. What do you want us to do?
NTodd, Proud Lesbian
We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn...
Mrs. Oven Mitt seems to have only one expression: Eternal grin of the Repuklican wife.
Shaw Kenawe
Betty Ford holds the World's record for the longest continuous smile ever.
.
A life free from orgasms.
Gomez
Well, then I guess Mrs. Mitt and I have one thing in common.
I've never really gotten the flowery dresses, unless it is a form of camouflage. Or a signifier about being a garden for just the one gardener to hoe. Or I may be just tasteless.
Re kids and empathy, I've always remembered someone's account of reading a story to their kids, one about a bird that dies. Toward the end, it talks about the bird's keepers, kids or adults I'm not sure, visiting the dead bird's burial place every day.
That is, 'every day, until they forgot.' The writer said his/her kids would have them read the story, just to see their voices catch at that part.
JEEEEEEEEEEEZUS!
LOOK at the size of her hands!
(just pic)
watertiger
Her hair is ORANGE!
DWD, I'm not sure if this would work, but sometimes finding a child with a lot of social clout and having that child include the harassed one works very well.
A life free from orgasms.
Gomez
Well, then I guess Mrs. Mitt and I have one thing in common.
Yeah but you don't have a book of mormon in between your legs.
A life free from orgasms.
Gomez
Well, then I guess Mrs. Mitt and I have one thing in common.
Sinfonian, weekend warrior
I hear ya, my friend!
Betty Ford holds the World's record for the longest continuous smile ever.
I think Pat Nixon holds the title.
Always felt sorry for Pat and now according to Dick's will, even the grass on her grave is barbered every week to form that permanent Tanqueray and Miltown rictus of hers.
There are only 10,000 hits on google images for ann coulter.
http://images.google.com/images?...earch=&
safe=off
There are 331,000 for toilet.
http://images.google.com/images?...let&
btnG=Search
Toilets are 30 times more popular than ann coulter.
Betty Ford holds the World's record for the longest continuous smile ever.
.
Agent Orange | 03.03.07 - 11:09 pm
But then she was stoned most of the time...
I found some freeze dried orgasms at Trader Joe's. Organic, too.
Re kids and empathy
My mom told me once that when I was little, I was the type of kid who would cry when I saw another kid cry.
I wouldn't even have to know why they were crying. I was just sad because they were sad.
Um, actually Mrs. Mitt has multiple sclerosis. Now ask Mr. Mitt why he opposes stem cell research (she does too)
I found some freeze dried orgasms at Trader Joe's. Organic, too.
Are they gluten free?
Toilets are 30 times more popular than ann coulter.
Steve French
Because with toilets the shit goes in..
Always felt sorry for Pat and now according to Dick's will, even the grass on her grave is barbered every week to form that permanent Tanqueray and Miltown rictus of hers.
driftglass
I knew when she went, he wouldn't be far behind her.
We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn...
Man, we got so busted yelling those lyrics at a touch football game between the Pburg and Maumee marching bands. Some old fuckers on the tennis court got pissy. We said, meekly, "sorry."
But we kicked the Panthers' asses.
DWD, I'm not sure if this would work, but sometimes finding a child with a lot of social clout and having that child include the harassed one works very well.
Echidne of the snakes | Homepage | 03.03.07 - 11:11 pm | #
Made me think of Pee Wee Reese. Shortstop for the '49 Dodgers. Out of the field, warming up for a game, fans giving Jackie Robinson hell, Pee Wee, a southern boy, and of course the fans' darling, going over to JR at his second base position, having a little laugh with him, arm around his shoulder.
I'm getting all empaferklempt.
Betty Ford holds the World's record for the longest continuous smile ever.
I think Pat Nixon holds the title.
Nancy Reagan is in the running.
Toilets are 30 times more popular than ann coulter.
Steve French
Because with toilets the shit goes in..
Gomez | Homepage | 03.03.07 - 11:14 pm
Well... you could talk about plugged toilets...
Pigs In Top Hats vs. Giant Workers With Small Heads
... Stretching from the early silent films of the '20s to a stop-motion short from 1984, the set vilifies capitalists (particularly Americans), touts Communist values, repeatedly re-lives the Bolshevik Revolution, and bemoans the fate of victimized workers in other countries. The four discs--"American Imperialists," "Fascist Barbarians," "Capitalist Sharks," and "Onward To The Shining Future: Communism"--break the contents down into categories, which makes for some redundancy, but allows comparisons of ideologies and images over time. ...
Joke Line's in for a prezzie.
I found some freeze dried orgasms at Trader Joe's. Organic, too.
This is probably the greatest comment ever.
Whoops, '47 Dodgers. Jackie won the NL MVP in '49.
Are they gluten free?
spin o'za
Dunno. But they are Buddhist friendly.
Now ask Mr. Mitt why he opposes stem cell research (she does too)
because God wanted another angel in heaven.
Now ask Mr. Mitt why he opposes stem cell research (she does too)
Gromit
I don't get that. Orrin Hatch is a Mormon and he doesn't oppose stem cell research.
I found some freeze dried orgasms at Trader Joe's. Organic, too.
This is probably the greatest comment ever.
NTodd, Proud Lesbian | Homepage | 03.03.07 - 11:15 pm | #
Two Buck Fuck?
Nancy Reagan doesn't smile around the Bushes.
Camille Paglia says artistic nudes on public buildings are a fact of life in Europe.
I found some freeze dried orgasms at Trader Joe's. Organic, too.
Right next to the barrel of duck vaginas with a scoop stuck in it.
Are they gluten free?
spin o'za
Dunno. But they are Buddhist friendly.
What is the sound of one hand with clap?
I found some freeze dried orgasms at Trader Joe's. Organic, too.
This is probably the greatest comment ever.
NTodd, Proud Lesbian | Homepage | 03.03.07 - 11:15 pm | #
Two Buck Fuck?
fourmorewars
Ding! Ding! Ding!
We have a winnah!
Two Buck Fuck?
Seems rather pricey...
Paglia says sculptural nudes are nowhere to be found in America.
Man, we got so busted yelling those lyrics at a touch football game between the Pburg and Maumee marching bands. Some old fuckers on the tennis court got pissy. We said, meekly, "sorry."
But we kicked the Panthers' asses.
NTodd, Proud Lesbian
Ah, a Toledoan. Nice. I have cousins in Sylvania and Oregon ... well, I think the Oregon one moved. Anyway, my mom's from Sandusky, and my aunt and uncle run a B&B on Put-in-Bay.
Two Buck Fuck?
clapping [fucking lol] tastefully.
Echidne,
I know: I have ways of dealing with it in my class as well. The problem is that this is taking place in a little redneck place North of Muskegon. It is a very poor - white- area. It is not a place I would raise a child. Still, it is so sad. I have met this little girl on several occasions and she is a beautiful little girl. Beauty is not just a physical thing, it is a state of mind. To know that her beauty is being attacked is a dreadful knowledge. If that makes sense.
Paglia says sculptural nudes are nowhere to be found in America.
What about the Washington Memorial?
"Toilets are 30 times more popular than ann coulter.
Steve French
Because with toilets the shit goes in.."
Gomez
"HEY-OOOOOOH!"
Ed McMahon
What is the sound of one hand with clap?
spin o'za
I'm itching to tell you.
my aunt and uncle run a B&B on Put-in-Bay.
I love Put-in-Bay. We took school trips there. I got scarlet fever after one of them!
If you pay only two bucks for a fuck, she's liable to take your tip.
I don't get that. Orrin Hatch is a Mormon and he doesn't oppose stem cell research.
He's old school, westside Mormon.
I love Put-in-Bay. We took school trips there. I got scarlet fever after one of them!
NTodd, Proud Lesbian
I love PIB too, although I've never gotten scarlet fever there.
But PIB has changed so much since I was young ... it was great in the '70s and '80s, but once the Jet Express started bringing the hordes directly downtown from Sandusky, I think the whole island suffered. I miss the old, quieter PIB.
Terminally smug pork chops of the world, untie!
Or something.
Fuck Joe Klein. What a maroon.
Does anyone give a rat's ass about what Camilla Paglia thinks?
Her 15 minutes were up long ago.
Two Buck Fuck?
Seems rather pricey...
NTodd, Proud Lesbian
They're organic. You isn't.
He's old school, westside Mormon.
Thorns-on-the-INSIDE-of-his-underwear Mormon.
"Pigs In Top Hats vs. Giant Workers With Small Heads..."
If it includes the "Worker and Parasite" cartoons, I am so there!
He's old school, westside Mormon.
Thorns-on-the-INSIDE-of-his-underwear Mormon.
watertiger
Opus Dei Mormon?
The mind boggles.
DWD -Dirty Fucking Hippy
Yes, it is very sad. Maybe you could give her The Ugly Duckling story.
?
That helped me as a child.
Paglia characterizes the protestant campaign against catholic art as a kind of kristalnacht.
He's old school, westside Mormon.
Thorns-on-the-INSIDE-of-his-underwear Mormon.
Bust-a-cap-in-your-ass-and-then-post-mortem-
convert-you-to-Mormonism Mormon
Yes, it is very sad. Maybe you could give her The Ugly Duckling story.
?
That helped me as a child.
Echidne of the snakes
You were an ugly duckling and turned into a snake? How very odd.
ok, so everybody gets dead in the departed
porkchop anyone?
Paglia characterizes the protestant campaign against catholic art as a kind of kristalnacht.
cow
Who cares, jack?
You were an ugly duckling and turned into a snake? How very odd.
No, I was a snake but people thought I was a duckling. All clear?
Echidne,
Mrs DWD and I were lucky: both of our boys were tall, thin, smart, athletic, and pretty good looking. (And they were taught to be respectful of everyone)
So many children are abused in this way and it cheapens their lives and turns them into hating people who eventually learn contempt. . . and you get Ann Coulters and the rest.
I smell a rat
Shorter Camille Paglia:
Everything is a re-embodiment of a hermaphroditic sex goddess.
And girls raped in frat houses deserve it.
Back on topic, everyone!
How badly does Joe Klein suck? His "Since you axed" thing has a number of my basic articles of faith. Hello? Even the fucking Constitution will tell you that we are not a democracy. We are organized as a fucking republic!
Can these bitches not read?
Bust-a-cap-in-your-ass-and-then-post-mortem- convert-you-to-Mormonism Mormon
Steal-your-infant-and-set-it-adrift-in-a-reed-
basket-in-the-middle-of-rush-hour-traffic kind of Mormon.
You were an ugly duckling and turned into a snake? How very odd.
No, I was a snake but people thought I was a duckling. All clear?
Echidne of the snakes | Homepage | 03.03.07 - 11:26 pm | #
It's a snake goddess! Duck!
Maybe you could give her The Ugly Duckling story.
?
That helped me as a child.
A gorgeous swan turns into a gorgeous snake? Nobody would believe it.
Robert Graves would have put Camille Paglia through a wood chipper.
Riverbend.
Reading that post just made me very sad.
Off to bed.
Buenas noches.
Robert Graves would have put Camille Paglia through a wood chipper.
Hell, PETER Graves could put Camille Paglia through a wood chipper.
And then he'd put on some tangerine lip gloss.
paglia has begun to shit upon salon again...
Paglia characterizes the protestant campaign against catholic art as a kind of kristalnacht.
Oh give it up, Camille.
Kayla s alot like Eddy.
Lab, Rot, but some white.
.
I love the children's story "The Ugly Fuckling," about how nobody loved Joe Klein when he was small and then he grew up to be annoying.
"Robert Graves would have put Camille Paglia through a wood chipper.
Hell, PETER Graves could put Camille Paglia through a wood chipper."
Please! Theresa Graves could put Camille Paglia through a wood chipper.
Okay, I'm calling it a night.
Don't forget your required dose of weekend kid blogging.
Have a good night, and don't shoot anyone in the face.
Paglia characterizes the protestant campaign against catholic art as a kind of kristalnacht.
Paglia characterizes her dog knocking over her prized glass penguin and kitten collection as brick-a-brackalnacht.
I love the children's story "The Ugly Fuckling," about how nobody loved Joe Klein when he was small and then he grew up to be annoying.
Thers
how does it end? please tell me it fucking ends soon.
You are so sweet, NTodd. You really should raise your rates.
Paglia is giving a great lecture. She's a great woman, she's never wavered. At the least, she's a great teacher.
I love the children's story "The Ugly Fuckling," about how nobody loved Joe Klein when he was small and then he grew up to be annoying.
Don't forget the "The Ugly Suckling," about Rush Limbaugh's childhood.
Hell, PETER Graves could put Camille Paglia through a wood chipper.
What about Peter Arnette?
OK
Sat nite. TIME TO PARTY!
Zzzzzzzzzz.
Huh?
.
Can these bitches not read?
R. Manhammer: Hippy | Homepage | 03.03.07 - 11:28 pm |
Nope, they think readin' is fer 'sissies'.
"Robert Graves would have put Camille Paglia through a wood chipper.
Hell, PETER Graves could put Camille Paglia through a wood chipper."
Theresa Graves could put Camille Paglia through a wood chipper.
I love the children's story "The Ugly Fuckling," about how nobody loved Joe Klein when he was small and then he grew up to be annoying.
Thers
Yes. And then the bunny wabbits bashed his head in, whereupon he became a writer for a weakly magazine.
Ann Coulter calls John Edwards a Faggot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j...h?
v=jvNenRbSqQk
Don't forget the "The Ugly Suckling," about Rush Limbaugh's childhood.
No, that's about Hannity. Limbaugh's is "The Ugly Drugling."
Screw you, HaloScan! For making me post twice!
I wonder if Atrios likes us messing up his house with all the chops and chaps.
Screw you, HaloScan! For making me post twice!
Chris Tucker | Homepage | 03.03.07 - 11:35 pm | #
Haloscan is not your housegirl.
Paglia is giving a great lecture. She's a great woman, she's never wavered. At the least, she's a great teacher.
At the least, she's a great cocksucker.
Don't forget the "The Ugly Suckling," about Rush Limbaugh's childhood.
"Finally when he was 15 we had ta use da Jaw a Life ta pry him offa my teats!
Like a leach he was!"
Mrs. Estelle Limbaugh, age 300.
Hell, PETER Graves could put Camille Paglia through a wood chipper.
What about Peter Arnette?
Thers
What about James Arness who's Peter Graves' brother?
.
Then who was it in "The Fugly Cockling?"
I wonder if Atrios likes us messing up his house with all the chops and chaps.
I have a funny feeling he knew what he was getting himself into...
I wonder if Atrios likes us messing up his house with all the chops and chaps.
Echidne of the snakes
The house in sixteen candles comes to mind
driftglass made me cackle.
Hell, PETER Graves could put Camille Paglia through a wood chipper.
What about Peter Arnette?
Thers
What about James Arness who's Peter Graves' brother?
What about Festus?
What about James Arness who's Peter Graves' brother?
Don't you mean Alexis Arquette?
I have a funny feeling he knew what he was getting himself into...
he'll be home soon enough. Besides, that's what the vacuum cleaner's for.
driftglass made me cackle.
Cackling is a very underrated form of communication. I'm going to start doing it on my blog.
Cackling is a very underrated form of communication. I'm going to start doing it on my blog.
Echidne of the snakes | Homepage | 03.03.07 - 11:41 pm | #
I'm more of a chortler, myself.
don't you need a gizzard to cackle?
he'll be home soon enough.
So what the hell happened tonight? Who's fucking who, and so on?
What about Peter Arnette?
Thers
What about Eve Arden?
driftglass made me cackle.
Yeah, but you won the Brigham Young Memorial Badass contest running away.
he'll be home soon enough. Besides, that's what the vacuum cleaner's for.
O how I wish someone vacuumed my house for me.
What about James Arness who's Peter Graves' brother?
.
Agent Orange
What about Peter Chicken who once made a really great gravy at a dinner party at Roseanna Arquette's house, and Roseanna Arquette is Cliff Arquette's granddaughter, and Cliff Arquette was Charlie Weaver who frequently appeared on the Jack Paar Show?
Amen.
I have a funny feeling he knew what he was getting himself into...
His anticke Blog, rebellious to his Keyborde, lyes where it falles. Repugnant to command!
So what the hell happened tonight? Who's fucking who, and so on?
Oh, it was just your usual "show us your tits, all you feminists" kind of night.
don't you need a gizzard to cackle?
It might help, but I can do a good cackle by moving my voice box down my throat.
What about Eve Arden?
What about Dale Arden?
What about Eve Arden?
watertiger
Watching 'Our Miss Brooks' taught me that being a smart ass was sort of fun.
.
I can do a good cackle by moving my voice box down my throat.
[must not make joke about deep throat]
don't you need a gizzard to cackle?
It might help, but I can do a good cackle by moving my voice box down my throat.
Echidne of the snakes | Homepage | 03.03.07 - 11:43 pm | #
Holden has a daily cackle obsession, or so I hear.
Oh, it was just your usual "show us your tits, all you feminists" kind of night.
Jane Eyre Gone Wild.
Oh, it was just your usual "show us your tits, all you feminists" kind of night.
watertiger
You saw Atrios's tits?
must not, indeed...
What about the Battle of the Ardennes?
.
It might help, but I can do a good cackle by moving my voice box down my throat.
THIS IS A RUDE JOKE FREE ZONE
THIS IS A RUDE JOKE FREE ZONE
I'm pretty sure that Peter Stormare would put paglia in the wood chipper
Don't you mean Alexis Arquette?
Don't you mean Georgette Franklin?
What about Eve Arden?
What about Dale Arden?
What about Dale Evans?
What about Bob Evans?
Lemme share a possible strategy on the ugly duckling front.
Believe me, as an ugly duckling, I've devoted a HELL of a lot of thought to the subject.
Years ago, a friend and me, walking to a college football stadium, passed by a pretty girl, who was standing around waiting for somebody, I guess. With her was a boy, could've been her little brother.
Anyway, I for one got busted looking at her, she was awfully cute, but she was obviously not charmed. We walked on. Then the boy piped up..."She thinks you're ugly."
We kept on walking (neither of us was much of a prize), and I was left to stew over it in my head. Which I've been known to do for weeks, and this was in my twenties, so lots of painful stewery went on.
As you know, one often comes up with something cutting that 'I've shoulda said to her,' after thinking about it enough. Well, here's something I came up with (not the ONLY thing, because of course your imagination is more vindictive some times than others. But the wisest thought I came up with.)
I would've walked back up to her, and looked her face over.
'Oh yeah, I'm ugly. Hmmmm...now you, you're awful cute. But, see the way your eyes are set close to each other? Classic mark of a dumb girl. Man, you are NEVER gonna get a bright guy. They're gonna take one look at you and say, 'whoa, what a cretin!' '
And I would've stepped away, smugly laughing.
It wasn't even true about her eyes, she was totally beautiful. BUT...
I would've waited for her to go all crestfallen. Because she's young and impressionable, and it was plausible.
Then I would've walked back up to her, and said softy, 'That wasn't true, darling. I made it up. You look intelligent AND beautiful. (I think haloscan wants me to stop here, so this is pt. 1.)
You saw Atrios's tits?
He calls one "heh."
Wanna guess what the other one is called?
I owe NTodd a beverage.
Poor Rorschach, still pissed off that you made yourself look like a PC tool?
Go slurp some Cock and snuggle up to some greasy littlefaggots.
The grownups are talking, troll. Peddle it elsewhere.
Good night you moonlight ladies
and gentlemen.
See youse tomorrow.
g'night SK
Poor Rorschach, still pissed off that you made yourself look like a PC tool?
Go slurp some Cock and snuggle up to some greasy littlefaggots.
The grownups are talking, troll. Peddle it elsewhere.
Chris Tucker | Homepage | 03.03.07 - 11:47 pm | #
That's nice, dear.
Wanna guess what the other one is called?
indeed?
(pt. 2)
'But you know why I got to you? Because you judge other people on THEIR surface. So keep this in mind. You don't need to be nice to people because it's good to be nice. You need to be nice to them, to think generously about them, because the way you judge other people is the way you judge yourself. You may be pretty, but somewhere along the line you're going to meet an even prettier boy, and you're going to sigh for him, because face it, no matter where we are on the ladder we always want to be on the higher rung. And when he passes you over for a prettier girl, or a richer girl, if all you've done is judge people shallowly all your life, you're going to hate yourself for not being pretty enough for him.'
I kind of think that would've stuck with her. Plus, of course, I would've felt all teachery. But I think it's kind of instant-karmaish.
I will tell you this, Thers: Lindsay Beyerstein is a wee slip of a thing. And Jessica Valenti is a vixen. Ann Althouse would have fumed at all the wickedly smart, pretty things in the room.
What about Bob Evans?
Love his...sausage.
Don't you mean Georgette Franklin?
Chief?
You saw Atrios's tits?
EEEK!
Oh, it was just your usual "show us your tits, all you feminists" kind of night.
watertiger | Homepage | 03.03.07 - 11:43 pm
Damn! And here I was hurriedly defrosting my porkchops.....
Poor Rorschach, still pissed off that you made yourself look like a PC tool?
[scratches head, then balls]
I will tell you this, Thers: Lindsay Beyerstein is a wee slip of a thing. And Jessica Valenti is a vixen. Ann Althouse would have fumed at all the wickedly smart, pretty things in the room.
I will now go sob myself to sleep under a coffee table.
With a cat on it.
In the rain.
It will be very Hemingwayesque.
I'm having fun bitchslapping Joe Klein on his blog.
Someone stop me before I make another magnificent contribution.
What about Bob Evans?
Love his...sausage.
Do you have a link?
It will be very Hemingwayesque.
[removes any and all weapons from the scene]
Hey lie-bots, I can't get all this outrage about Ann Coulter.
I thought you loons were pro the buttsex crowd?
Some closet bigots in the left wing wrong-o-sphere?
Fuck. I believe 'part 1' to my 11:49, which was quite a long post, is the 'scroll troll comment' that got scrubbed.
FUCK! Is there any process whereby a moderator, or whomever, can look one of those over, and adjudge it not to be scrolltrollish?
[scratches head, then balls]
Are you on the phone?
I will now go sob myself to sleep under a coffee table.
With a cat on it.
In the rain.
It will be very Hemingwayesque.
driftglass
to cat: do you have six fingers on your right hand?
/Inigo Montoya
It will be very Hemingwayesque.
driftglass
It will involve large fish?
It will be very Hemingwayesque.
[removes any and all weapons from the scene]
watertiger
The Short and Yappy Wife of Francis Macomber!
[ducks as vase goes flying across room]
.
Camille Paglia would overpower any woman in this room. She's an absolute force of nature. Have you ever looked at her student legacies?
Lindsay Beyerstein is a wee slip of a thing. And Jessica Valenti is a vixen. Ann Althouse would have fumed at all the wickedly smart, pretty things in the room.
I'm fooling around with a cute feminist blogger. Don't tell anyone.
Lindsay Beyerstein is a wee slip of a thing. And Jessica Valenti is a vixen. Ann Althouse would have fumed at all the wickedly smart, pretty things in the room.
[sticks head in oven, scratches balls]
Paglia was the first open lesbian on the Yale campus.
I'm fooling around with a cute feminist blogger. Don't tell anyone.
Right now? While you're blogging?!
[sticks head in oven, scratches balls]
NTodd, Stark Raving Sane | Homepage | 03.03.07 - 11:56 pm
Why on earth do you keep your balls in the oven?
fourmorewars, I can read both parts of your comment.
???
I shall go commit seppuku now.
[as Watertiger prepares to commit suicide with a dagger]
Westley: There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.
[pines for the Tastee Freez, scratches NTodd's balls]
R Manhammer--come here and kiss me, you fool.
Has to be more fun than bitchslapping Joek Line.
Or not.
"Why on earth do you keep your balls in the oven?"
NTodd lives in Vermont. It gets wicked cold there.
[sticks head in oven, scratches balls]
[removes Easy-Off from premises]
[sticks head in oven, scratches balls]
The new Sylvia Plath oven kegel exercises. You'll die happyas a baked clam!
gently...
Do you have a link?
I don't go bacon for links.
For anybody who hasn't seen Molly Ivins reduce Camille Paglia to her constituent atoms, then ionize the suckers, here's the cite:
http://www.its.caltech.edu/
~eric...ivins_on_paglia
Only experienced drivers should attempt reading this with mouths full of liquid...
[removes Easy-Off from premises]
watertiger
Head or balls?
Westley: There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.
Aiiight. Which one of you wiseguys planted the hidden camera?
R Manhammer--come here and kiss me, you fool.
Has to be more fun than bitchslapping Joek Line.
Or not.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
For you, kisses. Don't tell flory.
Thers,
If you happen to see Molly Ivors, can you ask her to drop me a line with an email address that is not full? I tried to send her the Sinead O'Conner/Chieftans version today but her mailbox was full.
Thanks.
ProfWombat--speaking of mouthfuls of liquid, do you have a nice Sancerre nearby?
Aiiight. Which one of you wiseguys planted the hidden camera?
watertiger
Hidden?
sallyh: a nightcap, perhaps?
NTodd, Stark Raving Sane
Hey, haven't seen you in a while.
Shall I go easy on you tonight, faggot?
[removes Easy-Off from premises]
We wear short shorts...
Camille Paglia now taking audience questions on Cspan.
And some blackberries...
Hey, haven't seen you in a while.
Shall I go easy on you tonight, faggot?
NTodd's Massive Ego | 03.04.07 - 12:01 am | #
No, do me hard, bitch. AND SAY MY NAME!
Right now? While you're blogging?!
No. Actually, me and a cute feminist blogger make regular war against tiny, evil, cute human beings.
ProfWombat--that sounds lovely. I had some wonderful strawberries today while at Huntington Gardens with Monsieur, Mlle, SIL and the Gorgeous Granddaughter.
Westley: There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.
Aiiight. Which one of you wiseguys planted the hidden camera?
watertiger | Homepage | 03.04.07 - 12:00 am
Any number of them:
http://rantsfromtherookery.blogs...tal-
camera.html
R Manhammer--Flory will never know
Aiiight. Which one of you wiseguys planted the hidden camera?
watertiger
Hidden?
Camera?
We wear short shorts...
Nair! Or, as I like to pronounce it, "Nah-Eer."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
Mar...Marija_Gimbutas
Another intellectual disappointment for Paglia was Marija Gimbutas, who published The Goddesses and Gods of Old Europe in 1974. At the same time, Paglia launched "a detailed attack on an exhibit at Bennington's Crossett Library, 'Matriarchy: The Golden Age,' which used appallingly shoddy feminist materials alleging the existence of a peaceful, prehistoric matriarchy, later supposedly overthrown by nasty males."
WT, wasn't that you in Hecate's first-of-the-month picture?
No. Actually, me and a cute feminist blogger make regular war against tiny, evil, cute human beings.
Um...you're losing, my friend. You do know that, right?
If you happen to see Molly Ivors, can you ask her to drop me a line with an email address that is not full? I tried to send her the Sinead O'Conner/Chieftans version today but her mailbox was full.
Muy bien. Mentioned it.
Sounds like Les Hs are well, thankfully. We actually went with abults to the Andover Inn for dinner. Lovely, anachronistic sort of place; felt like I should be smoking a pipe, drinking martinis and thinking deep thoughts about the suez crisis. Good food and company...
Faggot? Isn't it amazing that those who insult others with homophobic words are often severely closeted gays?
fourmorewars, I can read both parts of your comment.
???
Lindsay | 03.03.07 - 11:57 pm | #
Oh. Thanks. Weird, 'cause I definitely scrolled up for way more elapsed-minutes that it took me to cut'n'paste 'part 2' (the space was giving out originally, that's why I cut it, preventatively). Nothing, except the scroll troll announcement was was at a scarily appropriate spot.
Evening, all.
Late to the party, obviously.
So...irksomeness?
Yes? No?
WT, wasn't that you in Hecate's first-of-the-month picture?
I thought that picture went uncredited.
Oh yeah, lookin' forward to the mammogram Monday. Crush those boobs!
Um...you're losing, my friend. You do know that, right?
Yes. But our cause is Noble.
No, do me hard, bitch. AND SAY MY NAME!
NTodd, Stark Raving Sane
Worst thing ever: You are banging away on some cutie. She seems to be getting into it, but all of a sudden she closes her eyes and says, "What color are my eyes?"
Bitch!
[removes Easy-Off from premises]
Speaking of Easy Off oven cleaner, I'll say goodnight and leave you all with an image of my pride and joy.
Nighty night.
http://www.virginiahey.com/archi...20and%
20joy.jpg
.
I must re-whore my Condi/Cat comparison:
http://rantsfromtherookery.blogs...t-
blogging.html
ProfWombat--that's how I feel on the rare occasions I visit the Smokehouse in Toluca Lake. Old fashioned steakhouse feel; big leather club chairs and booths, wood paneling, large, unapologetic steaks, and a great bar. The best thing about it is that it's quiet and conversation friendly.
No. Actually, me and a cute feminist blogger make regular war against tiny, evil, cute human beings.
Thers | Homepage | 03.04.07 - 12:03 am | #
I bet y'all are cut-and-runners.
I am such a fucking loser!
Another Saturday night, and here I sit at my fucking computer, my anal-cyst flairing up.
I'm so fucking horny, I'd hit a woodpile if I thought there was a snake in it!
Yes. But our cause is Noble.
If only you would give in to the Dark Side.
So...irksomeness?
Yes? No?
steve simels
Yes, on irksomeness. I've been posting comments in Joe Klein's blog. Telling him what an asshole he is. I'm hoping that qualifies as irksome.
Faggot? Isn't it amazing that those who insult others with homophobic words are often severely closeted gays?
ellroon, Leave Iraq/n now! | Homepage | 03.04.07 - 12:06 am | #
Chris Tucker holds in his heart the Love Which Dare Not Speak Its Name for rorschach, I fear.
but all of a sudden she closes her eyes and says, "What color are my eyes?"
Worse yet, "Move your arm, I can't see my soap"
If only you would give in to the Dark Side.
watertiger
Which I will happily do if you will move the potted plant a foot to the right so the hidden camera has a better view.
WT, wasn't that you in Hecate's first-of-the-month picture?
atablarasa | Homepage | 03.04.07 - 12:05 am | #
Well, thanks for making me look.
Lovely, ahem, consolation prize.
If only you would give in to the Dark Side.
watertiger
Who the hell are you?
No, do me hard, bitch. AND SAY MY NAME!
NTodd, Stark Raving Sane
Worst thing ever: You are banging away on some cutie. She seems to be getting into it, but all of a sudden she closes her eyes and says, "What color are my eyes?"
Bitch!
R. Manhammer: Hippy | Homepage | 03.04.07 - 12:07 am | #
Uh, guys?????
You're getting into a really weird area...
WT, while I can't really say that I *empathize*, you have my sympathy. I understand that it's no worse than having them run over by a steamroller...
Chris Tucker holds in his heart the Love Which Dare Not Speak Its Name for rorschach, I fear.
rorschach, 5th-Tier Atriot
Well, who doesn't, really?
I've been posting comments in Joe Klein's blog. Telling him what an asshole he is. I'm hoping that qualifies as irksome.
R. Manhammer: Hippy | Homepage | 03.04.07 - 12:09 am | #
Qualifies you as a hero, in my book.
WT, while I can't really say that I *empathize*, you have my sympathy. I understand that it's no worse than having them run over by a steamroller...
Eh, I've been kicked in the chest, hit in the head, needles jabbed directly into the middle of my heel...and that was all before lunch!
I can handle it.
but thanks for the empathy!
I am so fucked up.
Chris Tucker holds in his heart the Love Which Dare Not Speak Its Name for rorschach, I fear.
rorschach, 5th-Tier Atriot
Well, who doesn't, really?
R. Manhammer: Hippy | Homepage | 03.04.07 - 12:12 am | #
Aw. Ya big sweetie!
ProfWombat--I think my favorite line in that was, "If I want sex and violence, I'll go to a Texas honky tonk."
471st!!
If we are not to swear because it's so vulgar, I'll just say Dick Cheney!
Kliener the first:
"Corporations are fundamentally evil."
No, moron, corporations are fucking legal fiction! The PEOPLE who CONTROL corporations are fundamentally evil!
Why? Because NO ONE HOLDS THEM TO ACCOUNT! That sort of environment is what allows, nay, encourages, the rise of the utterly amoral. And the media must share a lovely slice of moral responsibility for that sad state of affairs.
Kliener the second:
"America isn’t really a democracy."
No, you buffoon. The Constitution, if you had read it, would tell you that we are NOT a democracy. We are organized as a REPUBLIC. Hello? Google it.
Kleiner the third:
"A corporate conspiracy that controls the world."
I'm more with Paul Simon on this one. A loose affiliation of millionaires and billionaires control most of the larger forces in the world. Including religion.
Someone should tell Pat Robertson that Jeebus never wore a Rolex.
If we are not to swear because it's so vulgar, I'll just say Dick Cheney!
ellroon, Leave Iraq/n now!
Chick Dayney!!
It's quiet here. Dog sleeping, everyone but me in bed. Kind of nice, actually...
If we are not to swear because it's so vulgar, I'll just say Dick Cheney!
The Dick went into the Bush's Oval Orifice...
Kleiner the fourth: [Confiscated by the blogmaistro]
"The United States is a fundamentally negative force in the world."
"American imperialism is the primary cause of Islamic radicalism."
Rubes. I swear the guy is trolling.
Try "United States Imperialism is a fundamentally negative force in the world because it KILLS HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE JUST AS MUCH RIGHT TO LIVE AS YOU DO. Asshole."
Have I mentioned how much I hate these people?
ProfWombat--the perfect time for a nightcap, a fire, and some oil lamp light.
I am such a fucking loser!
Another Saturday night, and here I sit at my fucking computer, my anal-cyst flairing up.
I'm so fucking horny, I'd hit a woodpile if I thought there was a snake in it!
NTodd's Massive Ego | 03.04.07 - 12:08 am | #
Yup. I am a loser. Finally cut loose from my wife last week, hanging out here with my Pack, blowing off Poker Night. It's horrible. The only thing worse would be somebody online who follows my sex life...
LIST: The Ten Most Harmful Books of the 19th and 20th Centuries
"To choose a good book, look in an inquisitor's prohibited list." ~John Aikin
What a great idea! How about we start with this one?
It's quiet here. Dog sleeping, everyone but me in bed. Kind of nice, actually...
ProfWombat
I'd be glad to send you four crazy-assed cats who are looking to whoop-up on a racoon outside....you know, if it gets too peaceful.
Betty Friedan?
Really?
Yup. I am a loser. Finally cut loose from my wife last week, hanging out here with my Pack, blowing off Poker Night. It's horrible. The only thing worse would be somebody online who follows my sex life...
NTodd, Stark Raving Sane | Homepage | 03.04.07 - 12:19 am | #
Glad to hear the legal bond is severed, NTodd... Hope you are well.
"American imperialism is the primary cause of Islamic radicalism."
)This directed at Klein, of course) Does it have to be primary? I mean, FUCK, western corporate imperialism, I don't give a fuck if it's tertiary, CAN YOU ABSORB THE HISTORY OF THE PAST CENTURY AND COME TO TERMS WITH THE DAMAGE THAT BLIND GREED HAS DONE TO THE REGION'S PEOPLE, YOU HOPELESSLY IGNORANT FUCK?
Glad to hear the legal bond is severed, NTodd.
Actually happened on the 16th, but I just got word this week.
Let me guess.
I am the only loser in the comments who is actually at the office, stuck working.
Fuck me.
From masculine_monica_nyc's link:
Here Nietzsche argued that men are driven by an amoral “Will to Power,” and that superior men will sweep aside religiously inspired moral rules, which he deemed as artificial as any other moral rules, to craft whatever rules would help them dominate the world around them. “Life itself is essentially appropriation, injury, overpowering of the strange and weaker, suppression, severity, imposition of one’s own forms, incorporation and, at the least and mildest, exploitation,” he wrote. The Nazis loved Nietzsche.
Not only the Nazis. The corporate thugs, while they don't actually read Nietzsche, do exactly as he said they would. As do their tools, the Republics. Bastards, all.
What's weird is I'm a total looser, but I have a massive ego. Kinda keeps me company...
Betty Friedan?
Really?
Would you doubt the literary judgment of say, Regnery veep and executive editor Harry Crocker?
Let me guess.
I am the only loser in the comments who is actually at the office, stuck working.
Fuck me.
Stunt Woman | 03.04.07 - 12:23 am | #
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If I can find your office, baby!
Keynes, who the stupid wingnuts never seem to recall advocated budget surpluses as well as budget deficits, depending on the economic necessity of the time, on the same list as 'Mein Kampf'?
Stunt Woman...I'm in my office
of course no one's paying me to be here.
The only thing worse would be somebody online who follows my sex life...
NTodd, Stark Raving Sane
It isn't that I follow it, really. It's just THERE, and what's a body to do? I can't help myself!
The Nazis loved Nietzsche.
I took an entire seminar course on Will to Power (my other seminar was on Tractatus). The Germans are fun. Or so they would have you believe.
I am the only loser in the comments who is actually at the office, stuck working.
Fuck me.
Stunt Woman
Wrongomundo. I'm being paid obscenely high overtime wages to simply be available at my desk in case someone drops an airplane.
I took an entire seminar course on Will to Power (my other seminar was on Tractatus). The Germans are fun. Or so they would have you believe.
NTodd, Stark Raving Sane | Homepage | 03.04.07 - 12:26 am | #
Scheissgruene!
If I can find your office, baby!
fourmorewars
I'm too crabby to fuck.
It isn't that I follow it, really. It's just THERE, and what's a body to do? I can't help myself!
Fucking hippies.
I'm proud to say that I've read a fair number of the books on that list. Of course, I am a dirty effin' hippy commie leftist liberal pinko faggot-lover...
The Germans are fun. Or so they would have you believe.
You don't think invading Poland is a laff riot?
"Faggot? Isn't it amazing that those who insult others with homophobic words are often severely closeted gays?"
elroon, y'all need to keep up!
Faggots and Cock.
Two great tastes that taste great together!
Easy on Nietzche, now, I hear he was misappropriated by the Nazis, plus his sister was a pre-fascist fascist or something and she had care of his papers.
And John Maynard Keynes? WTF?
Oh, right. FDR adopted Keynesian economics and was working the US out of the Great Depression until WWII came along. I can see why the fundie whackjobs hate him.
Scheissgruene!
Schützengrabennichtungautomobile!
John Dewey, who lived from 1859 until 1952, was a “progressive” philosopher and leading advocate for secular humanism in American life, who taught at the University of Chicago and at Columbia. He signed the Humanist Manifesto and rejected traditional religion and moral absolutes. In Democracy and Education, in pompous and opaque prose, he disparaged schooling that focused on traditional character development and endowing children with hard knowledge, and encouraged the teaching of thinking “skills” instead. His views had great influence on the direction of American education--particularly in public schools--and helped nurture the Clinton generation.
John Dewey: Father of the Clenis.
I'm too crabby to fuck.
Stunt Woman | 03.04.07 - 12:27 am | #
Oh. 
Well, I'd givya a back rub anywho.
Wow
Seriously. Wow.
Schützengrabennichtungautomobile!
NTodd
gesundheit!
Easy on Nietzche, now, I hear he was misappropriated by the Nazis, plus his sister was a pre-fascist fascist or something and she had care of his papers.
They also misappropriated Darwin...
NTodd: that's easy for you to say...
Chris Tucker | Homepage | 03.04.07 - 12:27 am | #
This is one pathetic specimen. Worse than incog, even? Perhaps.
You don't think invading Poland is a laff riot?
The best part was dressing up prisoners as Polish border guards and staging an invasion to justify the invasion!
Betty Friedan?
Really?
Would you doubt the literary judgment of say, Regnery veep and executive editor Harry Crocker?
masculine_monica_nyc
So, being able to find your clit is somehow going to destroy Democracy-As-We-Know-It?
In The Feminine Mystique, Betty Friedan, born in 1921, disparaged traditional stay-at-home motherhood as life in “a comfortable concentration camp”--a role that degraded women and denied them true fulfillment in life. She later became founding president of the National Organization for Women. Her original vocation, tellingly, was not stay-at-home motherhood but left-wing journalism. As David Horowitz wrote in a review for Salon.com of Betty Friedan and the Making of the Feminine Mystique by Daniel Horowitz (no relation to David): The author documents that “Friedan was from her college days, and until her mid-30s, a Stalinist Marxist, the political intimate of the leaders of America’s Cold War fifth column and for a time even the lover of a young Communist physicist working on atomic bomb projects in Berkeley’s radiation lab with J. Robert Oppenheimer.”
That is priceless.
Easy on Nietzche, now, I hear he was misappropriated by the Nazis, plus his sister was a pre-fascist fascist or something and she had care of his papers.
They also misappropriated Darwin...
atablarasa | Homepage | 03.04.07 - 12:30 am | #
Nazis never understood Nietzsche.
And Social Darwinists are neither.
aiiight, all the excitement of the evening has worn me right out.
flipside, yo.
Wrongomundo. I'm being paid obscenely high overtime wages to simply be available at my desk in case someone drops an airplane.
I'm getting nothing extra and I'm knee-deep in garbage that I need to summarize for The Man.
Maybe it's time for pizza. I've got a half-baked one at home and check out these toppings: mozzarella, roasted onions, green pear, Blue Devirne cheese, walnuts, olive oil and parsley.
Don't tell the Pizza Nazi.
So, being able to find your clit is somehow going to destroy Democracy-As-We-Know-It?
Nope, the sanctity of Marriage, the sacred bonds of man and wife as defined by the State Religion.
Oh, right. FDR adopted Keynesian economics and was working the US out of the Great Depression until WWII came along. I can see why the fundie whackjobs hate him.
R. Manhammer: Hippy | Homepage | 03.04.07 - 12:28 am | #
I liked something I read the other day in Krugman's book. The story all along has been that the New Deal failed and only a war economy got us out of the Depression. PK said that it was the war emergency that allowed FDR to control aspects of the economy more nationalizedly than before, and THAT'S what got us out of the depresh.
After all, the country may've been ready to grant him dictatorial powers in '33, but the scotus put a stranglehold on his early program.
Authoritarian Personality
by Theodor Adorno
It makes sense that they would want to keep people from reading this one.
The author documents that “Friedan was from her college days, and until her mid-30s, a Stalinist Marxist, the political intimate of the leaders of America’s Cold War fifth column and for a time even the lover of a young Communist physicist working on atomic bomb projects in Berkeley’s radiation lab with J. Robert Oppenheimer.”
That is priceless.
masculine_monica_nyc
Is it just me, or did none of that make any sense whatsofuckingever?
" Chris Tucker | Homepage | 03.04.07 - 12:27 am | #
This is one pathetic specimen. Worse than incog, even? Perhaps."
Yep, just like a lot of other folks on this comment thread from yesterday evening.
Is it just me, or did none of that make any sense whatsofuckingever?
R. Manhammer: Hippy | Homepage | 03.04.07 - 12:33 am | #
No, it's not just you.
Joe Klein is a colostomy bag stuffed into a Brooks Brothers suit. Why waste the bandwidth on him?
Now, for a real journalist: Frank Rich thinks that it's time to bring back the politics of personal destruction.
So, being able to find your clit is somehow going to destroy Democracy-As-We-Know-It?
Nope, the sanctity of Marriage, the sacred bonds of man and wife as defined by the State Religion.
atablarasa
Oh. So, Western-Civilization-As-We-Know-It was sitting on the edge of a precipice?
Funny how much the future of Western Civilization depends on keeping women powerless and ignorant.
Is it just me, or did none of that make any sense whatsofuckingever?
R. Manhammer: Hippy | Homepage | 03.04.07 - 12:33 am | #
I'm 48. So I remember the days when John Birchers were laughed at in this country, instead of controlling the fucking levers of power.
I had to stay in Iowa and break God's covenant with the chosen people.
God will fuck you up
Stanley Crouch coming up on Cspan.
Is it just me, or did none of that make any sense whatsofuckingever?
Gotta give 'em style points for the hyperventilated prose, though. Plus in the blurb denouncing "The Communist Manifesto," they treat "evil empire" as a proper noun.
I'm guessing the woman hating is deeply influenced by Phyllis Schlafly's participation.
Does Glenn Beck still have a job?
you may have missed the part where we said fuck stanley crouch, friend.
oh, and g/n, w/t
I'm still amazed at the books that these assholes would ban:
On Liberty by John Stuart Mill? WTF?
Silent Spring by Rachel Carson?
Unsafe At Any Speed by Ralph Nader? (Honestly, I have no fucking idea.)
These people are nuts.
wtfwjd, your link is doubleplus ungood !
You are committing LINKCRIME!
I'm guessing the woman hating is deeply influenced by Phyllis Schlafly's participation.
masculine_monica_nyc
What up with that? Is she like a woman-hating closeted man-lover or something?
I think it was Gandhi who, when asked what he thought of Western civilizayion, said he thought it would be a good idea...
Oh. So, Western-Civilization-As-We-Know-It was sitting on the edge of a precipice?
Funny how much the future of Western Civilization depends on keeping women powerless and ignorant.
Well, they're probably right about the first part - but then, they drove us there.
And they only have a few "functional" images for women to fit in: the whore, the virgin, the subservient bride.... Real women, however, they don't have any pigeonholes for...
Gotta give 'em style points for the hyperventilated prose, though. Plus in the blurb denouncing "The Communist Manifesto," they treat "evil empire" as a proper noun.....
masculine_monica_nyc | 03.04.07 - 12:39 am | #
Jesus Christ, throaway lines in Reagan red-meat-for-the-cretins speeches treated as historical talking points.
That's what I think of in light of the blurb the other week about how casually those idiots came up with the axis of evil line about five minutes before the idiot was to make a speech.
Steve!
Just got back from seeing my main man Marshall Crenshaw in lovely Lexington, MA. How can you not love a guy who covers Richard Thompson, The Stones, Grant Hart, and Buddy Holly in the same set?
I think it was Gandhi who, when asked what he thought of Western civilizayion, said he thought it would be a good idea...
ProfWombat | 03.04.07 - 12:42 am | #
Lol, well, yeah, but he stole that from John McKay (what do you think of the execution of your offensive line? i'm in favor of it)
Can't think of a more puerile, counterproductive or inaccurate concept than the 'axis of evil'...
That's what I think of in light of the blurb the other week about how casually those idiots came up with the axis of evil line about five minutes before the idiot was to make a speech.
And not an iota of thought about what it would do to relations with either NK or Iran, or to the moderates in Iran...
On Liberty by John Stuart Mill? WTF?
Silent Spring by Rachel Carson?
Unsafe At Any Speed by Ralph Nader? (Honestly, I have no fucking idea.)
These people are nuts.
R. Manhammer: Hippy | Homepage | 03.04.07 - 12:40 am | #
They hate liberty, spring, and speed, it would seem.
I've always loved the fact that the Catholic Church had to list its own list of banned books as a banned book, because it gave people a guide to sinful reading...
I'm slow and late: what's the deal with pork chops and chaps?
ProfWombat--especially when axes are decidedly neutral about such things.
Can't think of a more puerile, counterproductive or inaccurate concept than the 'axis of evil'...
ProfWombat
What? How about "Global War On Terror?" Or "Global War On Extreme Methods (or whatever the fuck it was)?"
cheney_usa, just scroll down one to atrios' last
I've always loved the fact that the Catholic Church had to list its own list of banned books as a banned book, because it gave people a guide to sinful reading...
This is like the No Fly list not containing the names of real terrorists identified by the CIA because they don't want the names to get out.
R Manhammer--Operation Imposing Law.
I'm slow and late: what's the deal with pork chops and chaps?
NTodd was trying to grease a pig...
What? How about "Global War On Terror?" Or "Global War On Extreme Methods (or whatever the fuck it was)?"
R. Manhammer: Hippy | Homepage | 03.04.07 - 12:46 am | #
Yeah, Wesley Clark was on D'ocracy Now and he as using the phrase...c'mon, general C., why do we have to use their theadbare ridiculous language?
R.M.: and there's always the 'war on drugs'. I'd give the prize to the 'axis of evil', but there's no shortage of examples...
We need a Global War on Global War.
The sauerkraut threads from earlier in the day, and now the pork chop threads...getting hungry for some Alsatian choucroute garni.
"NTodd was trying to grease a pig...
atablarasa"
On a Harley.
Operation Imposing Law.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
Or Operation Enduring Freedom (why is freedom something that has to be endured, like anal sex or something?)
Or Operation Iraqi Liberation. Or Freedom. Or something. As if we are doing something FOR the Iraqi people, besides killing, raping, torturing, and dislocationg them. Feh.
Stanley Crouch on Cspan.
There's a man in a jumpsuit with a headache in the thread upstairs.
Stanley Crouch on Cspan.
Has he called anybody a faggot yet?
I always try to point out to my rightard friends, a famous bit o' film from wwii, a german tank in the streets of paree getting molotov-cocktailed.
My God! Terrorists!
(Just got an idea....I'm gonna see if that's on YouTube, and then I'll label it 'Act of Terrorism Caught on Film!' and send it around the intertubes.)
Stanley Crouch (born December 14, 1945, Los Angeles) is an American music critic, syndicated columnist, and novelist perhaps best known for his jazz criticism and his novel Don't the Moon Look Lonesome?
"NTodd was trying to grease a pig...
atablarasa"
On a Harley.
This looks like a slippery slope. Good thing we have some clean sheets to wipe it out...
So, being able to find your clit is somehow going to destroy Democracy-As-We-Know-It?
Nope, the sanctity of Marriage, the sacred bonds of man and wife as defined by the State Religion.
atablarasa | Homepage | 03.04.07 - 12:32 am |
Not to mention that 'Girl Parts', aren't Halal either.
Stanley Crouch was summarily dismissed from JazzTimes following his controversial article, "Putting the White Man in Charge", in which he asserted that white critics elevate white jazz musicians beyond their abilities.
Novakula:
The non-profit Clinton Foundation denied conservative writer R. Emmett Tyrrell Jr. permission to use in his new book a photograph taken last year of the Clinton-baiting editor of the American Spectator with the former president at Clinton’s 60th birthday party in Toronto.
In the prologue of “The Clinton Crackup,” Tyrrell describes how he managed to get an invitation to the lavish celebration Sept. 9. According to Tyrrell, Clinton did not recognize him despite confrontation between them at the Jockey Club restaurant in Washington in 1995. The Washington Post described the President going “ballistic” against Tyrrell.
When Tyrrell asked permission to use the photograph in his new anti- Clinton book, Canadian photographer Anil Mungal responded on Feb. 2: “I regret to report that the Clinton Foundation has not granted permission to release the photo.”
Stanley Crouch has been violent with his critics and detractors. At the First Annual Jazz Awards, Crouch was invited to present an award, and while reading the nominees made disparaging comments about two of them: Dave Douglas and Matthew Shipp. After the show, the jazz critic Howard Mandel (who was largely responsible for creating and organizing the Jazz Awards) confronted Crouch about his earlier comments. After a short argument, Crouch punched Mandel and then was confronted by Matthew Shipp himself who called Crouch "an Uncle Tom and a fucking loser".
Stanley Crouch poses the question, Do you think a man on Wall street reads 50 cent's lyrics and says, 'This man could be a partner in the firm?'
Whatever happened to fun?
Ah. It's upstairs.
Knockoff.
http://evolution-control.com/
sou...20Breakfast.mp3
The video, I mean.
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