I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
that is so bitchen!!!! OMG!!!!
Hey... I don't wanna be first.
TOTALLY COOL!
totally!!!
What a crappy boring game that was.
FUCKING DIALUP.
Meat. It's what women need.
Malkin's doing sandwich commercials now?
I wants my decoder ring NOW!
My lightsabre is getting tingly.
blame the poor phone company.....
Avedon, the unAtrios.
I'm stayin' in, regardless.
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Vegetables and fruits, as well as complex carbohydrates and water are also very good.
Legumes... did I mention legumes?
god malkin is stupid, but not as stupid as her fans.
What I want to know is who left the door of the comfort women rec hall unlocked and allowed Malkin to escape?
NTodd, is Natalie Portman in your neck of the woods?
dead threaded:
Hon, I'm not going to be able to make it tonight.
Okay. [blows out candle, takes down swing]
Watertiger, I'm guessing you hadn't taken out the spanking horse yet.
She'll have hats with mouse ears and give out chips for sobriety, right?
I went back to the original Malkin piece to see if it made more sense.
It did not.
Jeffraham, just come and hang with us. We're weird, but we have good beer 
BTW, for anyone who's interested, I'm throwing New York steaks on the barbecue tonight, to be served up with fresh shepherd's bread, fruit and Auntie GWPDA's coleslaw.
Malkin can't stop me.
Okay. [blows out candle, takes down swing]
I still can't figure the swing out.
Does it come with a Bo Peep outfit or something?
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I'm throwing New York steaks on the barbecue tonight
Why do you hate America?
Sallyh: Jeffraham, just come and hang with us. We're weird, but we have good beer
I'm about out. Maybe I should splash $30 on a cab to get an $8 six pack! Yeah!
I went back to the original Malkin piece to see if it made more sense.
It did not.
SteveLG
She's delusional. Period.
The woman is not stable.
M-A-L-K-I-N M-O-U-S-E
It's the Bra Lady!
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i liked that comment--if we're supposed to report people that seem to be foreigners, shouldn't we report malkin. she seems extraterrestrial.
Is it feed a cold and starve a fever, or the other way around?
I'm trying to decide whether to eat or not.
NTodd, is Natalie Portman in your neck of the woods?
[looks around, sees no hottie fitting Natalie's description]
No, I guess not.
Does it come with a Bo Peep outfit or something?
if you like.
Choco-Jebus cures both.
I still can't figure the swing out.
http://www.loveswingsrus.com/
It's crypt-safe, Judge.
How about the Three Wise Peeps?
Natalie Portland is in Maine.
The classic is "feed -cold, starve fever" . but, truth is, you need nutrition either way. Eat! And drink some oj!
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No Jane Doe?
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Dear ICE:
I have seen a foreign woman on the tv and on the intertubes. She goes by the name of Michelle Malkin to lend her story of citizenship credibility but her legal name is, I believe, Michelle Maglalang.
Signed,
Anonymous
No; instead, I'll walk the 2 mile roundtrip to get some $0.99 24oz. cans of Busch. That way, I get a scooter quicker.
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M-A-L-K-I-N M-O-U-S-E
Ronald Ruck!
In the rain, even!
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if you like.
Oh good lord.
I think my heart just beat for the first time since my death.
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Is it feed a cold and starve a fever, or the other way around?
Drown 'em both, just to make sure.
My motto as I live and learn is: dig and be dug in return. -- Langston Hughes
http://sideshow.me.uk/
From Avedon's link...
Just for shits and giggles, I want you to go read Malkin's John Doe pledge, but everywhere that it says, "Muslim", replace that with "Jew". Everywhere it says, "Imam", make it say "Rabbi", and everywhere that it says, "John Doe", make it say, "Muhammed al Ahmed". Now, pretend this document was found in a Shi'ite stronghold in Sadr City...
It never ceases to amaze me how much people like Malkin have in common with the very jihadi they claim are coming any day now to rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skins into their clothing. And yet, they are completely oblivious to the resemblance. God bless their pointy little heads, but they must all be just as dense as bricks.
Yup. These "political activists" would feel quite at home in 1930's Germany.
"… I will act when homeland security officials ask me to "report suspicious activity."
I will embrace my local police department's admonition: "If you see something, say something."
Malkin's next book, In Defense of the Stasi: The Case for 'Secret Police' in the War on Terra
After reading the Malkin piece I am reminded of just how much I miss Molly Ivins.
I still can't figure the swing out.
http://www.loveswingsrus.com/
It's crypt-safe, Judge.
SteveLG
The "Hints and Tips" page is fabulous.
Speaking of ailments and treatments, time to pry self out of chair, go do exercises, take muscle relaxants, etc. Have a nice rest of the night, everyone! Good night and good luck.
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Afternoon all
Yup. These "political activists" would feel quite at home in 1930's Germany.
Good sausages back then, if you had a wheelbarrow full of marks...
Really, the question is: why does MalkinMouse think she needs a club?!
Hasn't the conservative wing of the GPO already regressed far enough back towards complete infantilism?
All you have to do to join is report everyone you see who seems to be a foreigner. Or who seems to tolerate foreigners. Or who may be thinking foreigner-tolerating thoughts.
Surely, she can't be serious!!
Has she looked in a mirror lately?
Good grief.
Repost:
Bush will not be remembered well, and not because of his tremendous fuck ups.
Things like the economy, disasters like Katrina, or 9/11 will be criticized but with the passage of 100 years will be put into perspective.
He will be poorly remembered because there's no "there" there. No underlying philosophy, approach to public affairs, no writings, nothing to look back and write about and analyze.
Just a frat guy who blundered his way through a wrecked and corrupt presidency.
http://www.loveswingsrus.com/
I'm not sure I could get out of that without one of my limbs dropping off.
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Just for shits and giggles, I want you to go read Homer Simpsons' John Doh! pledge
Malkin's next book, In Defense of the Stasi: The Case for 'Secret Police' in the War on Terra
"But Chris, I'm not really defending the Stasi, didn't you read my book... Chris, Chris..hello, can I finish?"
Magalangadindong would be a friggin' lampshade in about 1 hour in '30s Germany.
All you have to do to join is report everyone you see who seems to be a foreigner. Or who seems to tolerate foreigners. Or who may be thinking foreigner-tolerating thoughts.
Surely, she can't be serious!!
Has she looked in a mirror lately?
Good grief.
This is the bizarre thing about Malkin; she doesn't grasp that the order she's advocating would, if brought to power, make her a third tier courtesan in a heartbeat.
http://www.loveswingsrus.com/
Oh, I just loves me these new fangled innertubes that hath such wondrous creatures in it!
there's no "there" there. No underlying philosophy, approach to public affairs, no writings, nothing to look back and write about and analyze.
But but, whaddabout the fearmongering and the dividing and conquering?
I love it that the Tit Mice are back.
Their song is so odd.
I wanna Mocking Bird, too.
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G'night, folx.
♥
Dear ICE:
Dinesh D'Souza lives in San Diego, California and looks foreign. Thank you in advance for deporting him.
Signed,
Anonymous
This is the bizarre thing about Malkin; she doesn't grasp that the order she's advocating would, if brought to power, make her a third tier courtesan in a heartbeat.
Apprentice to Darth Holden
I was actually in a cab where the driver was an East African listening to...Savage Weiner.
All I could say was, "Dude..."
This is the bizarre thing about Malkin; she doesn't grasp that the order she's advocating would, if brought to power, make her a third tier courtesan in a heartbeat.
Wow. The girl's not up on her merkin history, that's for sure.
The "Hints and Tips" page is fabulous.
Allie
The concept of the 360° swivel got my.... uh, attention.
Now if I could just get gravatars and emoticons working on my laptop.
Computer, that is.
Afternoon all
Deacon Blues
Good Evening.
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All you have to do to join is report everyone you see who seems to be a foreigner. Or who seems to tolerate foreigners. Or who may be thinking foreigner-tolerating thoughts.
Surely, she can't be serious!!
Sounds like shrubs request for truck drivers around the nation to turn in those they suspected were terrorists. Great idea...... let me turn down Rush Limpballs so I can concentrate a little better.
He will be poorly remembered because there's no "there" there.
Disagree. Not on being poorly remembered, but on having no philosophy. The philosophy is raid the U.S. Treasury for all you can get and get high on the sheer thrill of power. Viewed in that light, the Bush presidency is a smashing success.
and the little peeper frogs.
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Dear ICE:
Actor James Woods does not have appropriately blond hair. Please send his ass back to Iraq.
Signed,
Anonymous
Hola, agave
Wacky world with wingnuts in it.
I hope they keep the rest of us *honest*.
'Night, all.
'Night, all.
pie
So soon?
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Dear ICE:
Speaking on behalf of all of the people of the reservations, please deport everyone else. Don't forget to get on the planes yourselves.
Thank you.
The video is wonderful (the Spartacus one). First you have these handsome actors saying they are all John Doe, then some pudgy guys say the same and very last, Michelle says she is John Doe, too. Now, shouldn't Savage be on her case for transgender behavior?
agave, not to be picky but it think, in this case since they are technically the Tufted Titmouse, the plural would actually be Titmouses (but I could be wrong)
And drink some oj!
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Cynicus
No OJ, uh-uh, nyet.
The Love Swing is an aid... to better sex. It was most beneficial to us when we were both extremely overweight, and this was the only way we could have normal intercourse. Since the weight loss, it is still our favorite way to make love.
I am so calling Candy Crowley right fucking now. This solves all our problems.
Thanks Steve!
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i love the peepers.
it's one of my favorite souns in the world.
Along with "Mr. Bush, we find you guilty..."
I'm John Doe. And you're a terrorist.
John Doe rocked with X
agave, not to be picky but it think, in this case since they are technically the Tufted Titmouse, the plural would actually be Titmouses (but I could be wrong)
DWD - IRON MAN
Sorry, but you are.
That's what the bird people call them.
And I never challenge The Bird People!
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It was most beneficial to us when we were both extremely overweight, and this was the only way we could have normal intercourse.
Oh, thanks for that little mind-movie...
Somebody call me?
http://thumbsnap.com/v/Tt04ScTv.jpg
The Twilight Zone had this one down pat 40, nay, nearly 50, years ago.
The two aliens watching the townspeople go after each other in wild paranoia.
Magalangadindong would be a friggin' lampshade in about 1 hour in '30s Germany.
She comes from the "useful jew" tradition.
If the lady tends to be a bit moist when in a love swing, you may want to consider using a rug or towel to protect your carpet.
And this is a helpful tip.
But I'm not sure what "moist" means in this context. I've never had the problem of a woman being "moist" during a naked encounter with me.
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the one where the guy from mars goes to the diner, and the counterguy pulls off his hat to reveal his venusian 3d eye?
agave, but that does not make sense. They have nothing to do with mice.
Oh well, live and learn you know.
She comes from the "useful jew" tradition.
What is her daddy's story?
She comes from the "useful jew" tradition.
What is her daddy's story?
Snow, Propter Hoc
And who's her daddy?
Along with "Mr. Bush, we find you guilty..."
watertiger
I was kinda hoping for something along that scene in "Superman".
Oh, thanks for that little mind-movie...
It's great advertising copy. I'm sure swings are just flying off the shelves after customers read that.
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Judge: Doesn't plasma count as 'moisture"?
She comes from the "useful jew" tradition.
What is her daddy's story?
Useful Flip.
So no one wants to bet their kittie on the outcome of a basketball game?
No one wants to put their pussy where their mouth is.
The Twilight Zone had this one down pat 40, nay, nearly 50, years ago.
Apprentice to Darth Holden
John Campbell, "Who Goes There", 1938.
You may know the movie version.... "The Thing"
seems like with so many wingers jumping off the bush ship, bush might actually have to stand trial someday.
It's great advertising copy. I'm sure swings are just flying off the shelves after customers read that.
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William H. Rehnquist
Supersize me!
Thanks Steve!
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William H. Rehnquist
All my best to you and Candy. Only too happy to help out, since procreation is out of the question.
No, the one where Kang and his buddy Kodos laugh it up at the stupid paranoid Americans on Maple Street.
Her maternal grandaddy fought under MacArthur. What about daddy's side of the family history?
This is the bizarre thing about Malkin; she doesn't grasp that the order she's advocating would, if brought to power, make her a third tier courtesan in a heartbeat.
Heading off to Africa is really too easy for Matthew Dowd. Never mind the heat and malaria. He needs to sit down with Malkin and straighten her out. It's the only decent thing for him to do.
John Doe rocked with X
It's true that in my youth I rocked the country with my band X. But now I'm here to rock you with a new message: ISLAMOCFASCIST ZOMBIES MADE OF DEATH WANT TO KILL YOU!!! And so it's my duty to report all of you terrorist sympathizers to my personal friend, Attorney Gneral Alberto Gonzales, who doubtless will resolve all of your cases in the fairest and most impartial way imaginable.
P.S. This message was NOT posted by John Doe of X. I have all of X's albums and even saw them live once, so I'm a fan, okay? I'm just a patriotic member of the "John Doe Club," and therefore it is my patriotic duty to root out this terrorist cell called "Eschaton."
Jim Pearsall Story on TCM now - Fear Strikes Out.
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Report all "unhinged" looking foreigners.
This is good stuff, from Matt Stoller:
The Tacky Clintonista-CBC-Fox News Backstory
i love the peepers.
For the longest time I thought they were birds, but I could never see them. I would even get a flashlite, but no.
Till we went to a place on the coast, and as we were walking on the boardwalk, Melissa points out that there is that peeping sound. I saw the fucker!
agave, but that does not make sense. They have nothing to do with mice.
Oh well, live and learn you know.
DWD
If the root is Germanic it will still pluralize with the vowel shift.
Unlike "mongoose" or "moose", which aren't Germanic.
Nice Tits!
Steve French
Printing "Nice Tits" on a thong is sort of a strange idea.
Supersize me!
What amazes me is that this thing hangs from a single eye ring from a joist in the ceiling. Loading up a swing with Walter Hudson and pre-stomach staple Carney Wilson would really be straining things a bit wouldn't it?
I'm sure Bob Villa and Norm wouldn't recommend it as safe or good for the resale value of your home.
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But I'm not sure what "moist" means in this context. I've never had the problem of a woman being "moist" during a naked encounter with me.
Then you're not doing it right.
When I finally get that Italian villa I should name it "Bob"
Whatever happened to "taking her roughly from behind"?
Oh, the good old days, life was simpler.
DVD
Titmice will build nests in many different types of trees, including elms, maples, oaks, pines, and beech.
http://www.fcps.edu/
islandcreeke...ed_titmouse.htm
Whatever happened to "taking her roughly from behind"?
Oh, the good old days, life was simpler.
Bjorn,a poor young country boi
You have to be a gardener.
John Doe continues to rock with The Knitters.
Printing "Nice Tits" on a thong is sort of a strange idea.
It could be a suggestion to look up.
I'm just a patriotic member of the "John Doe Club," and therefore it is my patriotic duty to root out this terrorist cell called "Eschaton."
Can I have my herb chicken delivered?
When I finally get that Italian villa I should name it "Bob"
Casa Bob.
What amazes me is that this thing hangs from a single eye ring from a joist in the ceiling....
William H. Rehnquist
Does it come with a bungee option?
Bob Villa
Does it come with a bungee option?
Nope. Just a "Spreader Bar."
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These guys don't shoot baskets very often.
What amazes me is that this thing hangs from a single eye ring from a joist in the ceiling....
William H. Rehnquist
What about that thing in the opening scene of "Jurassic Park"?
hey, i told ya, 20-16.
This is the bizarre thing about Malkin; she doesn't grasp that the order she's advocating would, if brought to power, make her a third tier courtesan in a heartbeat.
She is content to bury her head in the sand, as long as those wingnut welfare bucks keep flowing into her bank account.
That said, I do suspect that, underneath the facade, she is actually not exactly proud of what she's doing. When that video came out of her being confronted about her "concentration camps 'r cool!" book at that wingnut convention, the thing that struck me was that the very first thing out her mouth in regards to her literary piece of shit was "I have published an errata!". That was, of course, just before she ran away from the guy with the camera.
She fled after he tried to get her to sign a photograph taken in WW II of one of Japanese internment camps she gave the thumbs up to in her book.
When I finally get that Italian villa I should name it "Bob"
Casa Bob.
watertiger
I had a handmade computer named Bob.
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Just a "Spreader Bar."
Pneumatic?
Does it come with a bungee option?
Nope. Just a "Spreader Bar."
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William H. Rehnquist
Hey, I'm trying to eat here.
The game is going UCLA's way.
Great D.
Bob Villa
Culture of TrÜth
Please, no more calls, we have a winner!
What about that thing in the opening scene of "Jurassic Park"?
This isn't another Candy Crowley joke is it? Cause if it is, I'm going to have to fight you.
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What amazes me is that this thing hangs from a single eye ring from a joist in the ceiling....
William H. Rehnquist
Reminds me of and Engineers joke my Dad loved.
Many survive the Guillotine because a malfunction.
The engineer, with his head on the block, looking up says, "Oh, I see your problem."
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Hey, I'm trying to eat here.
Ummm. I think that's what the spreader bar is for.
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William H. Rehnquist
How are you on drawing up restrictive covenants keeping trolls out?
I think that's what the spreader bar is for.
OK, that was just tasteless.
Ummm. I think that's what the spreader bar is for.
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William H. Rehnquist
Well, I guess the dog can have smoe steak....
candy crowley was the tyrannosaurus? wow, good makeup.
I think that's what the spreader bar is for.
OK, that was just tasteless.
Deacon Blues
Depens on your point of view.
Just a "Spreader Bar."
Pneumatic?
Mine's hydraulic.
How are you on drawing up restrictive covenants keeping trolls out?
Unfortunately, the one's I specialize in work only when buying or selling a blog.
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Bob Villa
D'oh!
Depens on your point of view.
And how bout that opening scene of Jurassic Pork?
i read that sometimes, right after the guillotine sliced, the severed heads would try to speak. i don't know if this is related to the tv term "talking heads".
Doh!
I'll come in again.
Depens on your point of view.
"That was tasteless, from a certain point of view"
(incredulous)"A certain point of view?"
OK, that was just tasteless.
Deacon Blues
I have no response for that, thank god.
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This is hilarious!! Doesn't the dizzy bitch own a mirror? Doesn't she know she looks like everybody's idea of a terrorist? Doesn't she know she looks like the last person in the world you'd want to sit next to on a plane! I'd be surprised if she could get through security without being strip searched down to her sanitary napkin.
(incredulous)"A certain point of view?"
Apprentice to Darth Holden
A joke.
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I thought those things were called Singapore Slings?
(incredulous)"A certain point of view?"
Apprentice to Darth Holden
"you're going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view."
/Obi Wan
Mine's hydraulic.
NTodd, Kettlepot
Hydraulics may drip. You may want to put a towel or carpet on the floor.
Okay, by Malkinalong standards, we are raptor pilots, and the boxes and socks under our beds are the central bank.
Speaking of tasteless, I think I'll put 'Pirhana' in the DVD player
Hydraulics may drip. You may want to put a towel or carpet on the floor.
Deacon Blues
That's not the hydraulics.
he could get through security without being strip searched down to her sanitary napkin.
OK, that was just tasteless.
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OK, that was just tasteless.
Deacon Blues
Depens on your point of view.
From my experience it's never tasteless.
Judy Miller uses Massengill Pine Forest Fresh. She tasted like taking a face plant during a walk in the woods. Or at least she did back when we were an item.
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Sallyh, you aren't watching the Bruins on the teebee????
agave, TitMICE are common in this area most of the year as are Chicadees, Cardinals, various woodpeckers, sparrows, jays, whiporwills, redwing blackbirds, many others.
This comment we are writing now is the Constitution (in Malkinalong terms). The black of its text is the deepest black ever beheld, and the white of its background is like the original bigly banging light of the cosmos.
i guess judy got tired of that aspen scent.
You will find that many things are tasteless, from a certain point of view.
And how bout that opening scene of Jurassic Pork?
I just watched it for the character study and witty script. The guy who wrote it is the David Mamet of porn. Has a real gift for dialogue.
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by the end of the half, both teams could be in double digits.
I'm just a patriotic member of the "John Doe Club," and therefore it is my patriotic duty to root out this terrorist cell called "Eschaton."
The funny thing about Malkin using that name is that, in the film, "Meet John Doe", the John Doe Society is actually run by the bad guys. Here's a plot description...
http://www.dvdverdict.com/
review...arycooperdf.php
Meet John Doe, Frank Capra's Depression-era take on the New Testament, tells the story of Long John Willoughby (Gary Cooper, High Noon), a down-on-his-luck baseball player who is selected by a ruthless newspaper reporter, Ann Mitchell (Barbara Stanwyck, Double Indemnity), to play the role of the fictional John Doe—an angry citizen that she created in order to save her job. According to John Doe's "Letter to the Editor," he is disgusted with the state of the world and will commit suicide on New Year's Eve by way of protest. John Doe's story causes an instant media sensation, as his simple message of getting to know your neighbors and helping them when they need it inspires people all over the country to band together in clubs geared toward making John Doe's vision a reality. But when wealthy businessman D.B. Norton (Edward Arnold, Eyes In The Night) concocts a scheme to use the John Doe clubs as a way to crash his way into the White House and fulfill his totalitarian ambitions, Willoughby must step up to the plate and become the figure of integrity and principle that before he had only pretended to be—even if it means sacrificing himself so that the John Does might be saved.
Is there anyone in the universe who talks or emotes like an actor in a David Mamet navelgazathon?
I still can't figure the swing out.
http://www.loveswingsrus.com/
It's crypt-safe, Judge.
SteveLG
The "Hints and Tips" page is fabulous.
I know someone who really did her back using one of those.
I'm not sure what she told her doctor.
i think the Travelling Titmice would be a good name for a college b-ball team, tho it might bias the refs.
Surprisingly, I get searched a lot at airports, even though I'm a tired-looking middle-aged dude in business clothes. It's because the TSA employees figure I'm an easy search: I'm obviously not a terrorist. They pick on elderly women a lot too, for the same reasons.
But I'm not like those government bureaucrats! I'm JOHN DOE, bitchez! Put your hands on your head--I am placing you under citizen's arrest. Just wait here while I call Malkin on my cell phone so we can we figure out what to do with all your terrorist-loving, America-hating asses.
PS: NTodd, no.
Is there anyone in the universe who talks or emotes like an actor in a David Mamet navelgazathon?
The people in Quentin Tarantino films do. Sometimes times ten.
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Deacon Blues, why? It's being well liveblogged here
After all, it's difficult to feel ready for sex when your back is in knots, you're getting crushed by your partner's weight, or your knees or backside are getting rug burns.
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Sallyh, well you certainly aren't missing any scoring.
Unless you want to count the loveswing thingies.
"she could get through security without being strip searched down to her sanitary napkin.
OK, that was just tasteless."
Tasteless? The comment or the napkin?
After all, it's difficult to feel ready for sex when your back is in knots, you're getting crushed by your partner's weight, or your knees or backside are getting rug burns.
Unless that's what you're into, of course.
6 - 7 FLA 8 min in.
BORING!
After all, it's difficult to feel ready for sex when your back is in knots, you're getting crushed by your partner's weight, or your knees or backside are getting rug burns.
Was that from Limpballs third wife's divorce suit?
Are you guys talking about football or basketball?
Sallyh, well you certainly aren't missing any scoring.
Unless you want to count the loveswing thingies.
I understand obese people could score in a loveswing. But could Greg Oden score in one?
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"she could get through security without being strip searched down to her sanitary napkin.
At least it wasn't a tampon. (ducks)
Jesus Christ I just look down at my plate and there's cat hair all over everything!
Dammit.
CoT--welcome to my world.
At least it wasn't a tampon. (ducks)
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere | 03.31.07 - 9:19 pm | #
I think you just answered the question of why they prefer to search older women.
A guy could go build a huge martini and not miss a single basket in this game.
Avedon, yeah, there's a real fetish TSA has for Poise Pads.
Loveswings!
Upstairs!
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D R A P E S
What's the secret handshake in Malkin's club?
What's the secret handshake in Malkin's club?
I believe it involves clicking one's heels together, extending one's arm at slightly more than a 45 degree angle and affirming some kind of loyalty to the leader.
Carnie Wilson didn't have a lap-banding, but a a Roux-en-Y gastric bypass.
I know, picky picky. But I used to work with some really excellent bariatric surgeons who helped a lot of people do what Carnie has done.
She looks and feels great.
I am two fools, I know,
For loving, and for saying so
In whining poetry.
For God's sake, hold your tongue and let me love!
I am John Donne.
We fight them by becoming more like them.
Who is John Galt?
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