I'MMA LET YOU FINISH

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Gravatarhi all


GravatarPookie?
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Gravatarsheets and giggles.....


GravatarCOWS!
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GravatarWhen is JeffCO ever first?


GravatarNOT FIRST!


Gravatarlet a double dozen TOR-1's bloom


GravatarDamn Liberal press:

"After two months, Minnesota Public Radio’s series, Toxic Traces Revisited, finally put the whole story together that the MDH and MPCA were delaying addressing this problem for as long as possible.

For two months the major media outlets knowingly left the back-story out of their reporting. The Pioneer Press, the major paper of the east metro, had a fraction of the coverage the Star Tribune, but neither mentioned the state agencies’ past role in the story (Tom Meersman came the closest with this story).

A newsroom source at one the paper’s acknowledged that they had been getting “some e-mails sharply critical” for not reporting the back story, and explained that unless there is new information about old, yet relevant, information, it apparently won’t be included in any current reporting." http://skybluewaters.org/


GravatarPoofs!


GravatarNo theme? What will we do?

Perhaps discuss the Tastee Freez and what happens out behind it?


GravatarWhen is JeffCO ever first?

I am claiming my white, overly-educated privilege.


GravatarWealthy Frenchman alreay has Frank Rich up.


GravatarOops, forgot to add my straight male privilege in there.


Gravatarno dessert tonight for YOU, george...

nancy pelosi's response to bush and cheney's reaction to her trip to syria...

Ms. Pelosi, in a telephone interview from Lisbon on Friday, said she could not account for the Bush administration’s assault, which she at one point equated to a tantrum.

[...]

“I am used to the administration; nothing surprises me,” she said.

such an adult response from madam speaker... it only serves to make george and dick look like the absolute nincompoops they really are...

http://takeitpersonally.blogspot.com/


GravatarYup, my record is intact.

Blogwhore and be greeted with a new thread.

Once again: the pic is from JohnJS, and it's a dandy.


Gravatar"Oops, forgot to add my straight male privilege in there.
JeffCO"

Yours is a heavy burden indeed : )


GravatarNo theme? What will we do?

Someone could tell me which goddam setting in IE changed that refuses to display smileys or gravatars after happily doing so for about a week.


Gravatarprofmarcus? Like in "The Ladykillers?"


GravatarSomeone could tell me which goddam setting in IE changed that refuses to display smileys or gravatars after happily doing so for about a week.
JeffCO | 04.07.07 - 7:18 pm | #

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http://www.haloscan.com/visitors...ors/? gravatar=1


GravatarJeffCO: Someone could tell me which goddam setting in IE changed that refuses to display smileys or gravatars after happily doing so for about a week.

im n ur cookeez.
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GravatarWooooooooooooHoooooooooo!!!
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GravatarNTodd, Constitutional Peasant | Homepage | 04.07.07 - 7:15 pm | #

No, damnit!

NTodd, nappy headed ho | Homepage | 04.07.07 - 7:15 pm | #


GravatarFUN!!!!!


GravatarSpeaking for NTodd, I'd like to say that what happens behind the Tastee Freez stays behind the Tastee Freez.


GravatarI sense a problem w/hellscan...


GravatarNo, damnit!

NTodd, nappy headed ho | Homepage | 04.07.07 - 7:15 pm | #


I'm NOT a ho! I did have a nap, tho...


GravatarNo, damnit!

NTodd, nappy headed ho | Homepage | 04.07.07 - 7:15 pm | #
res ipsa loquitur


With any luck, his massive ego has left for the day....


Gravatarrorschach: Speaking for NTodd, I'd like to say that what happens behind the Tastee Freez stays behind the Tastee Freez.

The Tastee Freez has free WiFi!
.


GravatarNTodd, nappy headed ho | Homepage | 04.07.07 - 7:15 pm | #

I'm NOT a ho! I did have a nap, tho...
NTodd, Constitutional Peasant | Homepage | 04.07.07 - 7:22 pm | #


The conspicuously missing term being "head."


Gravatarim n ur cookeez.

You bastard! I tried switching to firefox but nothing. It at least showed me that the enabling cookies are there but still won't display anything.

Enabling Cookies would be a good name for a middle school garage band.


Gravatarsuch an adult response from madam speaker... it only serves to make george and dick look like the absolute nincompoops they really are...

profmarcus |


It's nice to see an adult take charge.


GravatarSpeaking for NTodd, I'd like to say that what happens behind the Tastee Freez stays behind the Tastee Freez.
rorschach


Nuh uh.

Not if Atrios is blogging about it.


GravatarOkies, gravitars and smilies working for me, on MY browser. Your milage may vary.


Gravatar
The Tastee Freez has free WiFi!
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Jeffraham Prestonian | Homepage | 04.07.07 - 7:22 pm | #


I refuse to live-blog our encounters.


GravatarI sense a problem w/hellscan...

It's HILLARYscan.


Gravatarpigboy

Thanks, but the problem is that going there does zippo. I suspect that it must have been one of the regular "We Suck" xp updates that reset one of the 8 zillion individual settings about not displaying things.


GravatarJeffCO: You bastard!

Yes, is me, yes.

That was a sidelong statement that you'd lost a haloscan't cookie, and would need the link, provided by a helpful soul, above.
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GravatarPutin to Commander CooCoo Banana's Iran Maniacs: Bugger Off!

The S-300PMU [SA-10 land-based, SA-N-6 naval version] surface-to-air missile system is able to engage a number of targets simultaneously, countering intensive aircraft raids at low-to-high altitude. The SA-10 offers significant advantages over older strategic surface-to-air missile systems, including multitarget handling and engagement characteristics, a capability against low altitude targets with small radar cross-sections such as cruise missiles, a capability against tactical ballistic missiles, and possibly a potential to intercept some types of strategic ballistic missiles.


GravatarNot if Atrios is blogging about it.

You know, if he spent less time behind the Tastee Freez and more time reading my not blog and linking to it, uh...I wouldn't be so fucking cranky. But I guess I'd be poorer.


GravatarThe only thing on this planet that lasts longer than the final two minutes of a basketball game is the last two holes of a golf tournament.

Just sayin.....


GravatarSo all you East Coasters know "The Ten Commandments" is on right now on your local ABC affiliate, right?

Just checking...


GravatarRich:

It can’t be lost on those dwindling die-hards, particularly those on the 2008 ballot, that if defending the indefensible can reduce even a politician of Mr. McCain’s heroic stature to that of Dukakis-in-the-tank, they have nowhere to go but down.


Gravatarkent

how is the embiggulating going?


Gravatarshrub, mc cain, rudy, all of them, think disasters are great opportunities to take personal advantage of.
pigboy

lighten up, they's just hunt'n varmints.

personally, i hope the next president is well educated and understands foreign policy, and basic human psychology. which pretty much counts out the repuke crop. altho i must admit they have an uncanny knack for manipulating the american electorate.


GravatarIt's nice to see an adult take charge.
Terry C - End Bush's War NOW!


The Saudis seem to think so, too also.


Gravatar0 comments my ass.


GravatarIt can’t be lost on those dwindling die-hards, particularly those on the 2008 ballot, that if defending the indefensible can reduce even a politician of Mr. McCain’s heroic stature to that of Dukakis-in-the-tank, they have nowhere to go but down.
res ipsa loquitur


Ouch.

That's gotta hurt.




Where the hell's the Firewall Fairy, anyhoo?


GravatarShould it not be "paywall pixie," rather than...
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Gravatarflory,

Look at my 7:16 post. Link to the Rich column.


GravatarSo tell me again why marijuana's illegal?


GravatarThanks, but the problem is that going there does zippo. I suspect that it must have been one of the regular "We Suck" xp updates that reset one of the 8 zillion individual settings about not displaying things.
JeffCO | 04.07.07 - 7:25 pm | #

Sorry it didn't help. I hope it isn't an xp update that is the problem. Maybe Haloscans site can help. http://www.haloscan.com/help/HomePage


GravatarSo tell me again why marijuana's illegal?
dave™©

So people can make lots of money


GravatarWhere the hell's the Firewall Fairy, anyhoo?

Petting Vinnie and drinking some decaf coffee. I'll ask him to get a move on.


GravatarLet's start the shells, folx.
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GravatarRes,

I think my last reply to you got eaten by Haloscan (?)

Upshot was I'd love an 18th NYC tour.


GravatarLook at my 7:16 post. Link to the Rich column.

Well, lah-dee-DAH!


GravatarCoT,

18th? The 18th is a Wednesday.


GravatarI'm up for some fun, me.


GravatarSorry it didn't help. I hope it isn't an xp update that is the problem. Maybe Haloscans site can help. http://www.haloscan.com/help/HomePage
pigboy


I was poking around there earlier to no avail. The weird thing is that they were ok until about a week ago and now no matter what I do I can't get them to display. I think there were security updates in there, but I have no idea if they're to blame.


GravatarTuesday is the 18th, no...? God, I have finally lost track of time. Or at least days.


GravatarSarah Deere -- Try this. WARNING: Addictive.
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GravatarIt's not a big deal here chez Atios, but there was nothing actually wrong with Dukakis in the tank, and it bugs me.


GravatarHow come if we're so against evil dictators doin' their dictatin' we don't do anything about Mugabe?


GravatarWatching a dumb Ahnold movie.
The Devil tells him that he (god) just has good PR. If something good happens he gets all the credit, If something bad happens, well, he works in mysterious ways. The bible is just a good press kit!

Ha Ha

Also the devil guy is So Powerful, but can only find the 'girl' if Ahnold tells him where she is.

More Ha Ha


GravatarCoT,

Or did you mean an 18th century NYC tour?


Gravatar"Diversity" is one word that is rarely associated with the conservative movement in general and the Republican Party in particular. But when it comes to efforts by minority Republicans Alberto Gonzales and Lurita Doan to convert their federal agencies into entrenched partisan redoubts of the GOP, the right has been very quick indeed to turn to the "diversity defense."

For the details, see:
"Gonzales, Doan and the Republican Diversity Defense."


GravatarHa ha,

I meant to write "18th Century"!


GravatarOr did you mean an 18th century NYC tour?
res ipsa loquitur

Wouldn't Mr. Peabody get pissed if you borrowed his way back machine?


GravatarSo all you East Coasters know "The Ten Commandments" is on right now on your local ABC affiliate, right?

Just checking...
dave™©

"Where's your Messiah now?


Gravatar
how is the embiggulating going?


Fine and dandy dear, I have been looking into yurts again.


GravatarHow many commandments can you name?

One of the funniest damned spots on Colbert's show.


GravatarJohn Wayne saying "truly he IS, the son of God" is one of the great moments in cinema history.


GravatarThe only thing I've seen behind a tastyfreeze is a stinky dumpster.


GravatarI'm up for some fun, me.
Sarah Deere, Not Complacent | 04.07.07 - 7:37 pm | #


Anything I can do, Deere?


GravatarCriminy, I know my cat isn't a mensa scholar, but how do you not realize the window is open six inches away??

It's like having Dan Quayle as a pet.


GravatarOh wait, thats "The Greatest Story
Ever Told"

regretable error


GravatarHow many commandments can you name?

One of the funniest damned spots on Colbert's show.
angryspittle


1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10!

there!

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GravatarThe only thing I've seen behind a tastyfreeze is a stinky dumpster.
Doug, | 04.07.07 - 7:44 pm | #


How dare you call NTodd a stinky dumpster!


GravatarHow many commandments can you name?

Thou shalt not gaze upon the nakedness of Charlton Heston's tits. Or laugh at his stentorian overload.


GravatarOr did you mean an 18th century NYC tour?
res ipsa loquitur


Yes dammit. I blame Haloscan. I hate typing anything twice. It irks me.


GravatarJohn Wayne saying "truly he IS, the son of God" is one of the great moments in cinema history.
Ah Clem


"Where's your Messiah now, Moses....yeah, yeah!"


GravatarHow dare you call NTodd a stinky dumpster!

I'm pretty sure he's a stinky catcher.


GravatarIt makes me giggle that I remember all ten commandments and could answer correctly the questions on that religious knowledge quiz that was in the news a couple of weeks ago, and yet I'm not religious at all and don't believe in god. Guess it was all that Catholic schoolin'


Gravataryurts? now that sounds interesting.

me, I've been researching the qualitative differences between the TOR-1 systems Russia shipped to Iran, and the S-300 PMU systems they want next. seesm the big difference is the latter's multiple target capabilities.


GravatarJohn Wayne?

Dontcha mean Charlton Heston?


GravatarThere are the "Thou shalts, and uh.......the Honor ones, and............I got nothin


GravatarDontcha mean Charlton Heston?
UNE_PuffTheMagicNegro™

Mixed up the movies. All those churchy films get me confused.


GravatarI think I shall go to the store and get a chicken to roast.


GravatarOoh 10 Commandments and Teh Masters are both on!

You see kids, this is what is was like before George Lucas turned movies into spun sugar!


Gravataragave, fucking funny!!


Gravatar
me, I've been researching the qualitative differences between the TOR-1 systems Russia shipped to Iran, and the S-300 PMU systems they want next.


Is Pooty gonna hook 'em up?
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Gravatarfuck you haloscan

.


GravatarEdward G. Robinson has some great moments


GravatarAnd Atrios did command us to have fun. Sort of takes all the fun out of it when it's a command.


GravatarI was poking around there earlier to no avail. The weird thing is that they were ok until about a week ago and now no matter what I do I can't get them to display. I think there were security updates in there, but I have no idea if they're to blame.
JeffCO | 04.07.07 - 7:37 pm | #

I got the security updates this week too and had no problem but you can bet those update every computer diffrently. Good luck with it.


GravatarHow dare you call NTodd a stinky dumpster!

Better than some of the things he's been called.


GravatarFine and dandy dear, I have been looking into yurts again.

stuff that goes on in yurts?
hurts...
.


GravatarI didn't have a gravatar. And then I did. And then I didn't


GravatarLemme see....I could "enable cookies to post" or I could disble helloscum.

Decisions, decisions.....



Petting Vinnie and drinking some decaf coffee. I'll ask him to get a move on.
NTodd, Constitutional Peasant


Mebbe you should switch him over to high test coffee?


GravatarI'm glead you enjoyed the photo Diane.
Took it just for you.


Gravataragave, fucking funny!!
angryspittle


I try.

.


GravatarLadies:

Brynner or Heston?


GravatarI've got a bumper crop of bunnie eggs for all!


Gravatar
Mixed up the movies.


I got ya, nothing to see here........


GravatarIs Pooty gonna hook 'em up?

I hope so. knock-off version of this system (shown off in this year's Beijing May Day parade,) so maybe America's Banker, Hu Jintao, can hook them up?


Gravatarme, I've been researching the qualitative differences between the TOR-1 systems Russia shipped to Iran, and the S-300 PMU systems they want next. seesm the big difference is the latter's multiple target capabilities.
mrs. ibrahim al-jafaar

I've been looking for something on those super sonic anti ship missiles Russia has, seems the Navy is totally freaked 'cause they don't have a defense. If a few of them get accidentally shipped to Iran..


Gravatarthe 7 deadly sins is kinda interesting


GravatarBrynner or Heston?
Culture of TrÜth | Homepage | 04.07.07 - 7:50 pm | #


No thanks.


Gravatarstuff that goes on in yurts?
hurts...


Care to elaborate compadre?


Gravatar So all you East Coasters know "The Ten Commandments" is on right now on your local ABC affiliate, right?

Dude, I'm totally tuning in as soon as I finish having gay sex and smoking this doob ...


GravatarI didn't have a gravatar. And then I did. And then I didn't
whiskey girl


I see them and smileys at work, but at home? nada.

.


GravatarDid he just say "red leader standing by"?


GravatarI've been looking for something on those super sonic anti ship missiles Russia has, seems the Navy is totally freaked 'cause they don't have a defense. If a few of them get accidentally shipped to Iran..

Russian Arms Industry to Bush: please please please attack Iran, our quarterly profits are not so good.


GravatarLadies:

Brynner or Heston?
Culture of TrÜth


Neither


Gravatar......and.. we have.. erection!


Gravataryurts? now that sounds interesting.

NO YURTING!!!!


GravatarGuess it was all that Catholic schoolin'
Cookie Guggleman | 04.07.07 - 7:46 pm


well, in a way...
what it is is the power of propaganda, indoctrination, acculturalization...

we learned the commandments because it was a badge of belonging...they had fucking commandment competitions...how fast could you write 'em out? how fast could you put 'em in the propper order...

i wrote the ten commantments out in longhand on greenboards in the basement of the convent as punishment for my impudence...i'll betcha i wrote 'em out 25000 times in th course of a year...
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GravatarI didn't have a gravatar. And then I did. And then I didn't
whiskey girl

Do you have your e-mail address loaded in haloscan?


GravatarToo bad Scorcese's The Last Temptation of Christ isn't on tonight.


GravatarDude, I'm totally tuning in as soon as I finish having gay sex and smoking this doob ...

Shorter Freeper: why do liberals get to have all the fun?


GravatarI see them and smileys at work, but at home? nada.

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agave | 04.07.07 - 7:52 pm | #


I can see everybody else's right now. And a couple hours ago, I saw mine for the first time. But I didn't like the way it looked so I tried to change it. It wouldn't let me, so I tried to put it back.

Now, nothing...


GravatarThe Greatest Swindle...


GravatarNO YURTING!!!!
flory

Yurtearin me apart
every every everyda eeee


GravatarI'm glead you enjoyed the photo Diane.
Took it just for you.
JohnJS


Aw, thanks John.

We were due for a reptile, and I have a special liking for turtles and tortoises.


Gravatar
Dude, I'm totally tuning in as soon as I finish having gay sex and smoking this doob ...


Don't forget after finishing the Christian baby fondue, accompanied by a fine chardonnay called the Blood of the Lamb.....
.


GravatarUNE_PuffTheMagicNegro™


Hows the machinery?

.


GravatarGuess it was all that Catholic schoolin'
Cookie Guggleman | 04.07.07 - 7:46 pm

well, in a way...
what it is is the power of propaganda, indoctrination, acculturalization...

But it was worth if for all the funny stories.


GravatarDude, I'm totally tuning in as soon as I finish having gay sex and smoking this doob ...

Shorter Freeper: why do liberals get to have all the fun?
mrs. ibrahim al-jafaari


Gotta love how they generalize.


GravatarLadies:

Brynner or Heston?
Culture of TrÜth


Neither
Terry C - End Bush's War NOW!


Brynner wasn't an out of control wingnut, was he?


GravatarI got the security updates this week too and had no problem but you can bet those update every computer diffrently. Good luck with it.
pigboy


Switched to my notebook and they show just fine. But I've got that "Updates ready to install" message. Well see if that's it. I was thinking it could be Spybot too, but I have its tracking cookie shield turned off. It's the not knowing that's annoying.


GravatarCare to elaborate compadre?

UNE_PuffTheMagicNegro™ | Homepage | 04.07.07 - 7:52 pm


nah, i was jis riffin...
yurts are the domiciles of choice in the wilds of mongolia, innit?

there was a movie out a couple of years ago about camel herders in mongolia and their dialy lives that was just about magical...i kinna recall the title, thou7gh...
.


GravatarIf a few of them get accidentally shipped to Iran.

Iran claims they've developed some of those themselves and have them working which is more than Russia, the US and Great Britain have been able to do.

*If you believe those claims. This could just be boasting.*

BTW, those are called super-cavitation torpedoes.

Here's a couple links about that.
http://www.defensetech.org/archi...ves/ 002291.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ Sup...Supercavitation


GravatarNeither

No, you must choose. But if you decline, then Edward G Robinson.


GravatarBrynner wasn't an out of control wingnut, was he?
flory


IIRC, Heston wasn't always that way.

He was a big supporter of the Civil Right Movement.


GravatarRussian Arms Industry to Bush: please please please attack Iran, our quarterly profits are not so good.
mrs. ibrahim al-jafaari


didnt you get the memo from Carlyle? Baker says the shipments a go. They put it on their Visa Card


Gravatarwhiskey girl, I'm seeing your grav.


GravatarBrynner wasn't an out of control wingnut, was he?
flory

Don't know about that. He did have 17 children


GravatarRollin' & Tumblin'

Alas, only 36 seconds.


GravatarNo, you must choose. But if you decline, then Edward G Robinson.
Culture of TrÜth | Homepage | 04.07.07 - 7:56 pm | #


Way better choice! (Does that make me odd?)


GravatarEdward G. Robinson has some great moments
Ah Clem


"Is THIS the END of Rico?"


GravatarBrynner wasn't an out of control wingnut, was he?
flory

Don't know about that. He did have 17 children
Ah Clem


Married six times.


Gravatarwhiskey girl, I'm seeing your grav.
Diane C. Barking-Mad | Homepage | 04.07.07 - 7:57 pm | #


Really? Sweet! How odd that I can see everybody else's but mine...


GravatarSo all you East Coasters know "The Ten Commandments" is on right now on your local ABC affiliate, right?

Dude, I'm totally tuning in as soon as I finish having gay sex and smoking this doob ...



I know I've broken most of those 10. Let's see, how many do I have left to get to before I leave the Shite House?


GravatarIIRC, Heston wasn't always that way.

He was a big supporter of the Civil Right Movement.
Terry C - End Bush's War NOW!


Makes it even worse. He was a decent human once.


GravatarSwitched to my notebook and they show just fine. But I've got that "Updates ready to install" message. Well see if that's it. I was thinking it could be Spybot too, but I have its tracking cookie shield turned off. It's the not knowing that's annoying.
JeffCO | 04.07.07 - 7:55 pm | #

I totally agree. That kind of thing drives me nuts.


GravatarNo, you must choose. But if you decline, then Edward G Robinson.
Culture of TrÜth


Wasn't Vincent Price in that, too?


GravatarRollin' & Tumblin'

Alas, only 36 seconds.
HoneyBearKelly | Homepage | 04.07.07 - 7:57 pm


that was wayyyyyy toooooo short


i heard a recording of a young muddy waters, circa 1950, rip that song ay-part the other nite...

thanks., hbk ))))mwah((((
.


GravatarIIRC, Heston wasn't always that way.

He was a big supporter of the Civil Right Movement.
Terry C - End Bush's War NOW!

Makes it even worse. He was a decent human once.
flory |


Well, he lost his mind as he got older.


Gravatarnah, i was jis riffin...
yurts are the domiciles of choice in the wilds of mongolia, innit?


I figgered as such, and yep.

I may have caught some of that movie you referred to.

HoneyBearKelly, I meant to tell you that I enjoyed your "Keithies"
.


GravatarWasn't Vincent Price in that, too?

And John Derek!

And a cast of thousands!!!

As my father told me, the joke used to go "When deMille works, everyone works!"


GravatarS-300PMU1 system, Favorit has several new capabilities:
- increased effectiveness of ballistic target destruction, ensuring the detonation of a military load carried by the target;
- increased effectiveness of aerodynamic target engagement, including targets flying at low altitudes, in complicated tactical and jamming environments;
- an increased range of aerodynamic target engagement (up to 200 kilometers), including the engagement of receding targets;
- an increased capability of the 83M6E command post of detecting and tracking ballistic targets, while preserving the aerodynamic target detection capabilities;
- enhanced performance of the system during autonomous combat operations due to the use of the 96L6E self-contained, next-generation radar;
- enhanced possibilities for integrating Favorit into various air defense systems.

Another marked advantage of the Favorit system is that all its components can remain on alert for a long time, which is of particular importance in a period prior to a military conflict. The technical capabilities of Favorit components ensure their uninterrupted operation in high alert conditions for two days and over a longer period for shorter intervals.


GravatarReally? Sweet! How odd that I can see everybody else's but mine...
whiskey girl | Homepage | 04.07.07 - 7:58 pm


i must sadly report that i do not see yours any longer, whiskey...and do see others'...


Gravatar"Planet of the Apes" with Heston is on the History Channel.

Don't ask me why.


GravatarDude, I'm totally tuning in as soon as I finish having gay sex and smoking this doob ...

Don't know about the gay sex part, but I traditionally watched this all during the 80s with a bong close by...


Gravatar"Planet of the Apes" with Heston is on the History Channel.

Future history!


GravatarVincent ... now there was a character!


GravatarBrynner wasn't an out of control wingnut, was he?
flory


One thing he did that was admirable was make those stunning anti-smoking commercials to be shown after his death from lung cancer.


GravatarThanks for telling me WGG.

I was thinking of you earlier 'cause I made a mix CD for a friend & I thought you'd enjoy a copy. May I send it along?


Gravatar"Planet of the Apes" with Heston is on the History Channel.

Future history!
dave™©


Current. A chimp in the White House.


Gravatar"straight male"

Yours is a heavy burden indeed : )
noblejoanie


The level of "reverse discrimination" can be considerable. Not a few erronious assumptions routinely get thrown our way thanks to a number of douchebags in our ranks, whom we abhor as much as anyone else. It is often assumed one is made of money when one is not, one is a prejudiced cretin when one is not, etc etc etc.

=*=


Gravatardave™© | Homepage | 04.07.07 - 8:02 pm

i gotta admit, dave™©, i'm a doob-twister from the earliest days...i can steer w/my knees so i can roll while i drive...
'


GravatarWasn't Vincent Price in that, too?

Ok, him too. Or the old guy who plays the Pharaoh. Or one of teh hot chicks.


GravatarCheney is the bat-shit crazy uncle in the attic fussing about losing the Panama Canal when he's not pontificating about fictional Al Queda-Saddam ties.
He's a loon and a complete joke.
According to the New York Sun, however, Lynne Cheney would be the best First Lady Evah.

They're all wankers.


GravatarMaybe this'll help with the gravatars

http://www.haloscan.com/visitors...ors/? gravatar=1


GravatarI was thinking of you earlier 'cause I made a mix CD for a friend & I thought you'd enjoy a copy. May I send it along?
whiskey girl | Homepage | 04.07.07 - 8:03 pm


i'd be deeee-lited dahlin!!!


Gravatarmrs. ibrahim al-jafaari, during the Vietnam conflict the increased numbers of US planes being downed was partially due to the shipment of new Soviet AA missiles to there.


GravatarHey, guys, I was just kidding:

Now I wish I could give Brother Bill his great thrill
I would set him in chains at the top of the hill
Then send out for some pillars and Cecil B. DeMille
He could die happily ever after


What's funny are these other lines from the song, whch come back to my aged memory after many years:

Well, John the Baptist after torturing a thief
Looks up at his hero the Commander-in-Chief
Saying, "Tell me great hero, but please make it brief
Is there a hole for me to get sick in?"

The Commander-in-Chief answers him while chasing a fly
Saying, "Death to all those who would whimper and cry"
And dropping a bar bell he points to the sky
Saving, "The sun's not yellow it's chicken"

Maybe Dylan was a genius...


GravatarCareful, old frog.


GravatarShit.
Haloscan ate my comment?

Thanks UNE.

WGG I was listening to that Jeff Beck version and wanted to see the video. I believe the vocalist is Imogen Heap. She's pretty cool too.


GravatarBrynner wasn't an out of control wingnut, was he?
flory

One thing he did that was admirable was make those stunning anti-smoking commercials to be shown after his death from lung cancer.
JT


Five pack a day smoker....UNfiltered.


Gravatari gotta admit, dave™©, i'm a doob-twister from the earliest days...i can steer w/my knees so i can roll while i drive...

Can you do this while puffing on a 4th of July blend that's tossing out flaming seeds and sparks.


GravatarMaybe Dylan was a genius...

aaah, our favorite, the Dylan troll.


GravatarAh...The Campest Story Evah Told.

The Ten Commandments...and Calvados.

One sip per "Moses".
One gulp per "Moses, Moses".
One shot per full name: "Moses, Moses, Moses".


GravatarFive pack a day smoker....UNfiltered.
Terry C - End Bush's War NOW!


And after having a half or all of a lung removed, he returned to the stage as the King....

Let us pause for a moment to imagine "Shall We Dance" on one lung....


GravatarWhen does Mel Brooks come out with the Fifteen Commandments?


GravatarGetting too drunk too early.
At least I can still tpye.

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GravatarAnd after having a half or all of a lung removed, he returned to the stage as the King....

Nobody worked a cape like Yul.


GravatarCan you do this while puffing on a 4th of July blend that's tossing out flaming seeds and sparks.
Doug, robot herder | 04.07.07 - 8:07 pm


volcanic spliffs...cheap-ass weed, had to roll it like the russians roll their tabak...


Gravatar the Dylan troll

No, actually, I'm a liberal Democrat. Voted for Mondale when I was first old enough to cast a presidential ballot. Never voted for a Republican in my life.

What is it with some of the commenters at this site?


GravatarThe level of "reverse discrimination" can be considerable.

Not when compared to the level of "actual" discrimination historically low-power groups have had to endure. I agree there is a point to be made regarding class (which is one of the things wrong with Kansas) and socioeconomic status, but this idea of parity between straight white males not getting everything they're used to getting and minority groups who have been oppressed in real, life-altering ways is just ludicrous.

People being denied jobs, loans, housing, and even life will never be remotely comparable to someone assuming a white guy is a jerk and a bigot.


GravatarThanks, Ah Clem, but I am 'enabled,' and can see everyone else's gravatar, just not mine

(though i can see my emoticons)


GravatarWhat is it with some of the commenters at this site?
typical liberal


They are assholes.

.


GravatarLet us pause for a moment to imagine "Shall We Dance" on one lung....
GWPDA, filling back up | Homepage | 04.07.07 - 8:09 pm


the show must go on...

the guy musta had a pump like an oil well...
/


Gravatarwhiskey girl

Now you're showing again!


GravatarWho was in that SNL skit about the guy trying to replace Yul Brynner in teh "King and I"?


GravatarNow you're showing again!
Ah Clem | 04.07.07 - 8:12 pm | #


Really?


Gravatarthe show must go on...

the guy musta had a pump like an oil well...


Casting him as a gunslinger was inspired.


GravatarWhat is it with some of the commenters at this site?

I'm sure your nym is no reason why any one would be suspicious. What you said, yeah, no reason for alarms to go off.

You're just so believable. We're just a bunch of assholes.


Gravataris it me , or is Monica Goodling the only one whose offical portrait is a ATM security camera still ?

Don't these morons all get offical portraits?


GravatarLet us pause for a moment to imagine "Shall We Dance" on one lung....
GWPDA, filling back up

I watched him do it in the second run. He still had it. Amazing presence.


Gravatari gotta admit, dave™©, i'm a doob-twister from the earliest days...i can steer w/my knees so i can roll while i drive...

You got company in that department my friend!



GravatarDon't these morons all get offical portraits?

Only when there is a color guard and choir.


GravatarWhat is it with some of the commenters at this site?
typical liberal | 04.07.07 - 8:11 pm


it is the general experience of the house here that new commenters who come around with names like 'typical liberal' are neither, particularly when they show up brandishing a chip on their shoulders...

that'd be my read on the matter...we could discuss it...
.


GravatarReally?
whiskey girl

Yup


GravatarNo, actually, I'm a rightwing asshole. Voted for Reagan when I was first old enough to cast a presidential ballot. Never voted for anyone with an IQ above 87 in my life.

fixed yer typos


GravatarNow you're showing again!
Ah Clem


You live in the north East?

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GravatarVincent ... now there was a character!
Blue Time


ALWAYS looked as though he was having the time of his life...even if it was a crappy film.


GravatarI remember some writing of commandments on walls in a school called Loretto Academy myself many long decades ago.


GravatarMaybe Dylan was a genius...

His cover of Beethoven's Fifth is sublime.


Gravatarit is the general experience of the house here that new commenters who come around with names like 'typical liberal' are neither, particularly when they show up brandishing a chip on their shoulders...

that'd be my read on the matter...we could discuss it...


Well, as soon as he buys a weekly Haloscan Pass.


Gravatar"Never voted for anyone with an IQ above 87 in my life."




Bush's is more like 67.


GravatarCasting him as a gunslinger was inspired.
driftglass | Homepage | 04.07.07 - 8:13 pm


the magnificent 7?
o i completely fucking love that movie...just completely love it...
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GravatarYou live in the north East?

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agave

Who me?


GravatarI love you my mother. Am I your son. Or yours?


Gravatarive gotten used to these little corncob pipes you can buy at headshops (or whatever theyre called these days)--very convenient.


GravatarMaybe Dylan was a genius...

His cover of Beethoven's Fifth is sublime.
NTodd, Constitutional Peasant


The drummer was most excellent!

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GravatarDon't these morons all get offical portraits?
A.Scott


apparently the Minnesota federal attorney doesnt scrimp on the pictures ... just sayin'


GravatarWhat is it with some of the commenters at this site?
typical liberal

Years of trolls


People being denied jobs, loans, housing, and even life will never be remotely comparable to someone assuming a white guy is a jerk and a bigot.

The notion that everything is just handed to us on a silver platter is another often erronious myth. Alot of times it is used to justify ripping us off in one way or another in some sort of amorphous assumption that we represent "the man", when we often work as hard or harder than others, and face all sorts of arbitrary capriciousness, most especially the more liberal among us.

=*=


GravatarCasting him as a gunslinger was inspired. driftglass
the magnificent 7?


Westworld?


GravatarO Moses, Moses! I cannot!


Gravatarive gotten used to these little corncob pipes you can buy at headshops (or whatever theyre called these days)--very convenient.
pretze


I gave them up, 1972.

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Gravatarthe magnificent 7?
o i completely fucking love that movie...just completely love it...


"You elected?"

"Nah. I got nominated real good."


GravatarBush has spent part or all of 409 days of his presidency on the 1,600-acre ranch, according to CBS White House correspondent Mark Knoller, who keeps meticulous records of Bush's travel.


GravatarI was kidding the commenters at Eschaton, who, truthfully, are pretty easy to kid. As usual, they act like a lot of highschoolers (hey, YOU can't be a member of OUR club!). I've seen you guys comment at right-wing sites and get your asses handed to you because you are so pompous and self-righteous.


GravatarMoses supposes his toeses are roses, but Moses supposes erroneously.


GravatarThe notion that everything is just handed to us on a silver platter is another often erronious myth.

What the hell are you talking about?


GravatarWaterbottle bongs
1. stem
2. chewing gum
3. water bottle
4. cigarette to burn the perfect hole in the plastic

great for golf carts


GravatarBush has spent part or all of 409 days of his presidency on the 1,600-acre ranch

You'd have thought that might minimize the damage he'd be able to do, wouldn't you?


Gravataryep. typical troll.


GravatarI've seen you guys comment at right-wing sites

No you haven't. We're not that needy.
.


GravatarBefore I toddle off to the spa, I wish to point out that the apple/almond pie I made the other day is indeed superb. I had no idea I could bake that sort of thing so well. Astounding. And without an Ivy degree to my name.
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GravatarThe only, and I'm mean the only, person who gets away with typing in caps around here is merkin patriot.

The rest of you can...

And I don't know what the definition of a *typical liberal* is.


Anyone?


Gravatar"Shall We Dance?" from "The King and I"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X...h? v=XzYJRDCOmKU


GravatarI've seen you guys comment at right-wing sites and get your asses handed to you because you are so pompous and self-righteous.

Oh really. Could you be more specific? I would like some definitive descriptions of the right-wing sites where I have gotten my ass handed to me.


GravatarFunny that trollie gets busted as faking and his response is to accuse everyone who saw right through him as being pompous. Fun-nee! What's odd is that he gave up so quickly, the quitter.


Gravatarhe doesn't actually do very much. he just appoints incompetents and lets rove and cheney screw up, and shows up on tv and plays golf and falls off bikes.


Gravatar
No you haven't. We're not that needy.


Why would the namestealers stop at just this place??......
.


Gravatarset phasers to 'ignore'


GravatarAstounding. And without an Ivy degree to my name.
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GWPDA, filling back up

*Golf clapping*


GravatarI've seen you guys comment at right-wing sites and get your asses handed to you because you are so pompous and self-righteous.

Yeah, that's nice. Eat your pudding and go back to your winger sites.


GravatarI've seen you guys comment at right-wing sites and get your asses handed to you because you are so pompous and self-righteous.
typical liberal




Yeah, right!


GravatarBefore I toddle off to the spa, I wish to point out that the apple/almond pie I made the other day is indeed superb. I had no idea I could bake that sort of thing so well. Astounding. And without an Ivy degree to my name.
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GWPDA, filling back up | Homepage | 04.07.07 - 8:22 pm | #


Well, Auntie, I have an Ivy degree and I'd love to taste that pie! Is it sweet almond paste with apples or the nuts in some other form?

Enjoy the spa.


GravatarI've seen you guys comment at right-wing sites

No you haven't. We're not that needy.
.
Jeffraham Prestonian


I can't dumb down far enough to go over to any fascist sites.


GravatarThe notion that everything is just handed to us on a silver platter is another often erronious myth.


I missed that part.

.


GravatarI've seen you guys comment at right-wing sites and get your asses handed

At this point being a loyal Busie is really pathetic way to get Mommy's attention.


GravatarGut distended with pasta!
.


GravatarAs usual, they act like a lot of highschoolers (hey, YOU can't be a member of OUR club!).

I mean, c'mon, this is much funnier than our tedium trolls. So this guy pretends to be in the club and then accuses other people of being clubby for recognizing that he's a liar. The fact that the club is wide open to anyone who isn't pretending to care about things he doesn't escapes him. Or rather, he pretends it does. I say again, funnee!


GravatarI made a hooka from a camel flask (4' tall wine bottle popular back then), a thistle tube, various glass fittings, & latex hoses. If you filled it with too much water it had a tendency to counter draw & put a bubble blister on your tongue or lip.


Gravatar you are so pompous and self-righteous.

Hey, with good reason.


Gravatarset phasers to 'ignore'
Culture of TrÜth


Why not 'kill'?

.


GravatarWow.

Trolls...pretending to be humans...who pretend to see pretend Atrios at wingnut sites.

It's a "A Wingtard Darkly"


GravatarI've seen you guys comment at right-wing sites and get your asses handed to you because you are so pompous and self-righteous.

Since you failed to produce a single example, we will assume you just made this shit up.


GravatarWhy not 'kill'?

.
agave, not civil


Are you volunteering to clean up the mess?


GravatarHow, pray tell, does one get their ass handed to them by individuals who are dumber than dog shit?


GravatarThe only right wing sites I've posted at have wiped my comments and banned me within seconds.

Truth is like kryptonite to them.

So I doubt you've seen my brilliance at any of them.


Gravatarput a bubble blister on your tongue or lip.

lip hickey?


GravatarSince you failed to produce a single example, we will assume you just made this shit up.

Just like the Bush administration.


GravatarMy conservative little town just got a shop called Peace and Friendship or some such. The locals are all atwitter about the absolutely beautiful hand blown glass pipes.
I no longer indulge but I am thinking of getting one as they are really lovely. And reasonably priced


GravatarGut distended with pasta!
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Jeffraham Prestonian | Homepage | 04.07.07 - 8:25 pm | #


Hey, mine too--unless that's code for something, then I can't help you


GravatarYou a stranger to the pits. Your back is not scarred. And a Pisces unless I miss myu guess.


GravatarWhat the hell are you talking about?
JeffCO

That I have noticed there can easily be and often are the same type of prejudiced assumptions made regarding us as we are often portrayed to excersise ourselves, when quite often we in fact do not. Straight white guys are people too.


I was kidding the commenters at Eschaton, who, truthfully, are pretty easy to kid. As usual, they act like a lot of highschoolers (hey, YOU can't be a member of OUR club!). I've seen you guys comment at right-wing sites and get your asses handed to you because you are so pompous and self-righteous. -typical liberal

Anyone can be a member of our club.

Except you.


=*=


Gravatarlip hickey?
Ah Clem

no blood blister.


GravatarThe notion that everything is just handed to us on a silver platter is another often erronious myth.

shows what you know...

handling silver platters full of privilege is hard work...

fuckers get real hot, for one thing...
.


GravatarBuh-bye, coward.


GravatarBest bong built.
Draeger flow rotometers, amsco oil and water trap, flowby demand valve (triggered with a -1/2 cmH20 draw)


GravatarAnd the original Old Man from Scene 24 goes down.


GravatarDraeger flow rotometers, amsco oil and water trap, flowby demand valve (triggered with a -1/2 cmH20 draw)

This is why you don't smoke pot with engineers.


GravatarSo I doubt you've seen my brilliance at any of them.

I do know that when I look to the eastern sky after the sun has set, there is a subtle but discernible glow just over the horizon.........

.


GravatarWell, Auntie, I have an Ivy degree and I'd love to taste that pie! Is it sweet almond paste with apples or the nuts in some other form?

Enjoy the spa.
whiskey girl


Solo almond 'filling'- I had about half a can leftover from mixing it with whipping cream to fill my birthday cake. So, I baked the bottom pie crust for about 20 minutes, and brought it out and let it cool, and then added the almond filling in a layer at the bottom. Then, layer the pie with Granny Smith apples, with sugar, cinnamon and butter, cover with another crust, use an egg wash on that and sprinkle with a little bit of sugar. I tell you, it couldn't have been a better pie if I'd been an Iowa farmwife with a 4H certificate. Damme!
.


GravatarAre you volunteering to clean up the mess?
SteveLG

Let me do a shot or 5 more and I will fix the World!

Or maybe sit on the porch and yell at the moon and barking dogs.

which ever comes 1st.

.


GravatarI fucking hate white people.


GravatarBush has spent part or all of 409 days of his presidency on the 1,600-acre ranch, according to CBS White House correspondent Mark Knoller, who keeps meticulous records of Bush's travel.
Suzanne Malevolent


Think of the damage he would have done if he'd actually shown up at work.


GravatarLet me do a shot or 5 more and I will fix the World!

I'll have another Bell's Oberon Ale and maybe I'll join you.


GravatarOne day on the job and Mr. Deliverer already has a promotion.

Brownnose.


GravatarLove me, know that I am more neurotic than you, and then pity me...


GravatarAwww....UNE is so sweet.


GravatarI've seen you guys comment at right-wing sites and get your asses handed to you because you are so pompous and self-righteous. -
typical liberal


i hafta say, the folks here are pretty tolerant, even of know-it-all assholes like me...
it's all in the delivery, i think...

come back when you've worked a littl more on your timing, mebbe...
/


GravatarGWPDA, filling back up | Homepage | 04.07.07 - 8:32 pm | #

Yum! That does sound fine!


Gravatar"moses, moses"


[Takes drink]


GravatarHas anyone mentioned that Karl Rove is a genius lately?


GravatarThat I have noticed there can easily be and often are the same type of prejudiced assumptions made regarding us as we are often portrayed to excersise ourselves, when quite often we in fact do not. Straight white guys are people too.

Um, I can only suggest you get the fuck over yourself. The GOP could not have successfully practiced class warfare in the south and midwest without the willing cooperation of economically disadvantaged but inordinately whiny and self-entitled white males who were more than ready to blame their problems on women, blacks, mexicans, gays, the italians, the irish, whomever.

Come back and complain when a couple guys chain you to their pickup and drag you down the highway or beat the shit out of you and tie you to a fence to die or corner you in an alley and rape you. Because whining that white guys have it tough went out of style sometime around the time Archie Bunker was all the rave.


GravatarWas Moses circumcised?


GravatarNefretiri likes dirty barge sex.


Gravatari was sorry to hear that Michael Dibdin has died (personal favorite mystery writer--the Aurelio Zen series set in Italy).


GravatarI must say, as wet as it is here, I'm having a good hair day.



GravatarWas Moses circumcised?

Good question. Had he been, he never would have been presented as a member of pharoah's family.


GravatarBecause whining that white guys have it tough went out of style sometime around the time Archie Bunker was all the rave.
JeffCO | 04.07.07 - 8:35 pm


well said, brotha!
/


GravatarBecause whining that white guys have it tough went out of style sometime around the time Archie Bunker was all the rave.
JeffCO


Rush, O'Reilly, & Co. never got that memo.


GravatarWas Moses circumcised?

Strangely, I don't even want to know.


GravatarWas Moses circumcised?

No, but apparently he had "Restless Leg" syndrome.


GravatarNo, but apparently he had "Restless Leg" syndrome.
driftglass | Homepage | 04.07.07 - 8:38 pm


you funny...


GravatarStraight white guys are people too.

No I'm not.

Acording the Constitution, I'm about 8/5ths of a person. Worship me!!!!


Gravatar
This is why you don't smoke pot with engineers.




GravatarLove me, know that I am more neurotic than you, and then pity me...
NTodd's Massive Ego


Fuck the fuck off!

.


GravatarWas Moses circumcised?

Strangely, I don't even want to know.
HoneyBearKelly? | Homepage | 04.07.07 - 8:38 pm | #


I saw a picture of that chocolate jesus today & was gonna comment that his head looked to small. But I knew the confusion could lead us down a penis road (not that there's anything wrong with that).

Surprise! We got there a different way.


GravatarWhatever interest I may have had in spelunking in unmapped Appalachian caves is pretty much gone, thanks to The Descent.


GravatarHas anyone mentioned that Karl Rove is a genius lately?
Ah Clem |

Does he still have a security clearance?


Gravatarto=too


GravatarHe keeps going about "I'm a Hebrew" - well was he?


GravatarNice to see Ted B. still can't get a date!
.


Gravataryou are so pompous and self-righteous.

Hey, with good reason.
pie


Because, after all, THEIR side has been WRONG about EVERYTHING for the past 6+ years.


GravatarWas Moses circumcised?

He was circumambulated.


GravatarBecause whining that white guys have it tough went out of style sometime around the time Archie Bunker was all the rave.

That's precisely the meme that is false, and alot of it stems from that simplified Archie Bunker tv portrayal.

=*=


GravatarBut I knew the confusion could lead us down a penis road (not that there's anything wrong with that).

Unless it's a dead end.


Gravatarto=too - whiskey girl

Written like an Ivy-League elitist!


GravatarWhatever interest I may have had in spelunking in unmapped Appalachian caves is pretty much gone, thanks to The Descent.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins


Did you see those giant crystals?

.


GravatarUnless it's a dead end.
SteveLG |

Or you have a 4" floppy


GravatarHas anyone mentioned that Karl Rove is a genius lately?
Ah Clem

That whole photoshopped email thing was inspired, truly.

=*=


GravatarNice to see Ted B. still can't get a date!
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Jeffraham Prestonian


And still whining.


Gravatarspelunking is scarier than mountain climbing. i just can't fathom how people can go headfirst into a tiny unexplored hole in the ground, never knowing if they are going to get stuck or not.


GravatarEvening kidders and kiddos, got to get ready to go out tonight, which starts with finishing this here dvd of the Venture Brothers some lazing about (gotta fill Saturdays lazy quotient) and then maybe a shower..........


GravatarWritten like an Ivy-League elitist!
JeffCO | 04.07.07 - 8:41 pm | #


{{mwah! mwah!}}

(double kiss)


GravatarLove me, know that I am more neurotic than you, and then pity me...
NTodd's Massive Ego


Thanks for having my back.


GravatarBecause, after all, THEIR side has been WRONG about EVERYTHING for the past 6+ years.
Terry C - End Bush's War NOW! | 04.07.07 - 8:41 pm


being mostly right for the last 7 years (as many of us were right about bush even before he was installed in office) makes it hard to be humble when confronted with criticism (would you believe it?) from those who have been wrong about absolutely everything for the last 27 years...
.


GravatarBuckeye that's the same thing I said after I saw that movie.


GravatarWhatever interest I may have had in spelunking in unmapped Appalachian caves is pretty much gone, thanks to The Descent. Buckeye

I heard that was a pretty okay suspense film - was that yuour impression?


GravatarBut I knew the confusion could lead us down a penis road (not that there's anything wrong with that).

Unless it's a dead end.
SteveLG


If it was up your butt you'd know.

.


GravatarKill me master butch-guy!

Moses!


Gravatarbeing mostly right for the last 7 years (as many of us were right about bush even before he was installed in office) makes it hard to be humble when confronted with criticism (would you believe it?) from those who have been wrong about absolutely everything for the last 27 years...
.
WoodyG'sGuitar, rogue scholar


Damn straight!


GravatarSon of a cheesemaker!

Or is that another Bible movie?
.


GravatarHey, jack. Learn how to spell, and nix the caps. It doesn't make what you say any less stupid.


GravatarOuch man, the butt of a penis joke. Harsh


Gravatari kinda like jeff long as a suspense writer.


GravatarSee, I still have that pie in the icebox. And a spa. And a DOG. And soon, I'll have almost as much blood as I started out with....

I WIN!

Goodnight.


GravatarOr is that another Bible movie?

Splitter!


GravatarDumeses II:

http://bp2.blogger.com/_0wRJjXvy...0-h/ dumses1.jpg


GravatarWhatever interest I may have had in spelunking in unmapped Appalachian caves is pretty much gone, thanks to The Descent.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins | 04.07.07 - 8:40 pm

i hafta say, prob'ly a chatracter flaw, but spelunking has never, ever been higher than about 7,381 on my list of the top 7,382 things i want to accomplish in my short, allotted time...
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GravatarI've seen you guys comment at right-wing sites and get your asses handed to you because you are so pompous and self-righteous.


the actual factual on that item is that at right-wing websites they (they) provide the trolls so they can attempt a retarted rally against a straw dog they provided and envelope with Coulter type snark


GravatarKill me master butch-guy!
Moses!
driftglass


Usually you have to pay extra for that.


GravatarEvening Thread

Have fun.


Fuck off!

I'll decide when to have fun.

.

.

.
He!


GravatarWell, sneg idyot like a sumbitch here.


Gravatar
I was kidding the commenters at Eschaton, who, truthfully, are pretty easy to kid. As usual, they act like a lot of highschoolers (hey, YOU can't be a member of OUR club!).


Smells like a General Zod rant.


GravatarOr is that another Bible movie?

Splitter!
JeffCO | 04.07.07 - 8:46 pm | #


This movie & Jesus Christ Superstar are my knowledge of christianity (my poor children...)


GravatarMy cookies are enabled motherfucker.

Harumph!

As I was saying, The Descent was a good movie.
It'll have you jumping out of your seat.


GravatarThis movie & Jesus Christ Superstar are my knowledge of christianity (my poor children...) whiskey girl

I'm sure their minds are clearer now, and at last all too well they can see how it all soon will be.


GravatarA friend once tried to persuade me to go spelunking in spite of my firm objections.

He tried and tried, but in the end I refused to cave.


GravatarThis movie & Jesus Christ Superstar are my knowledge of christianity (my poor children...)

You could take them to church tomorrow.

Or give them a nickel each to go themselves.


GravatarBad case Slanties there Woodie.

Used to crawl though all kinds of caves when I was a kid, now I probably wouldn't fit through any of them.


GravatarWell, sneg idyot like a sumbitch here.
JeffCO


I was just gonna say that.

.


GravatarGood night, Auntie. Bless you, your dog, your blood & your pie.


Gravatar...i just can't fathom how people can go headfirst into a tiny unexplored hole in the ground, never knowing if they are going to get stuck or not.
pretzel | 04.07.07 - 8:43 pm | #

Buckeye that's the same thing I said after I saw that movie.
HoneyBearKelly | Homepage | 04.07.07 - 8:44 pm | #

I heard that was a pretty okay suspense film - was that yuour impression?
JeffCO | 04.07.07 - 8:44 pm |


It wasn't bad, it wasn't that gory. There's certain amount of supsense just due to what pretzel mentioned, you're underground, with a lack of light, it's claustrophobic. And then there are ... beings ... who are carnivorous.

I actually have entertained the thought of doing actually spelunking, but for now I think I'll stick to the well lit tourist caves.


GravatarHe tried and tried, but in the end I refused to cave.
Little Brøther | 04.07.07 - 8:50 pm


resisted the spell, unc?


GravatarBecause, after all, THEIR side has been WRONG about EVERYTHING for the past 6+ years.

Ah, but they who own the media can still be wrong 99% of the time and get over, IF Fairness Doctrine provisions are dissapeared.

=*=


Gravatartest


GravatarThe folks who astound me are the cave divers. Sometimes it's so narrow they have to take off their tanks and push them ahead to get through.

Eeek


GravatarAll good penises come to an end.


GravatarI actually have entertained the thought of doing actually spelunking, but for now I think I'll stick to the well lit tourist caves. Buckeye

I'm mostly willing to live and let live, but I wish the CHUDs didn't troll us.


GravatarYou could take them to church tomorrow.

Or give them a nickel each to go themselves.
Snow, Propter Hoc | Homepage | 04.07.07 - 8:50 pm | #


We used to go to the Unitatian Society every sunday, until last year when Stella started kindergarten. Now, life is so hectic 5 days a week that weekends need to have as few demands as possible.

But we still go to the UU for Christmas Eve (we sing carols and tell the story of the birth). And our community here has a great Easter service that is 'signs of Spring.' So we will be in church tomorrow morning with our new Easter dresses from Gramma. But the talk of Jesus is up to me...


GravatarI much prefer Godspell to either The Ten Commandments or JC SS. Better music.


GravatarHappy Dumses


GravatarI actually have entertained the thought of doing actually spelunking, but for now I think I'll stick to the well lit tourist caves. Buckeye

I haven't gone spelunking in a long time, but it is fantastic.


GravatarHow is it that Yul Brynner didn't know that Charlton Heston had been sent down to the mudpit for being a hebrew?


GravatarAll good penises come to an end.

But the legendary go on forever.


Gravatar"10 Commandments" ends at 11:30.

Oooh, they're playing "Bolero"


Gravatar
Haggling Dumses


GravatarSo we will be in church tomorrow morning with our new Easter dresses from Gramma.

All the religion they need. See. All is well.


Gravatarfuck.

Unitarian.


GravatarWell, I am considering bed, again. Sleepsleepsleep.
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GravatarHave I pimped Radio Paradise lately?

Very good online music. All different kinds.


Gravatar









Heh heh heh...
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GravatarWOW!! ----> "Speaker Pelosi Is 100% Right About Syria" ... "Bush is a Deviant... Radical..." (Brent Budowsky)

http:// www.democraticunderground...ress=389x598597


GravatarHappy Dumses
driftglass | Homepage | 04.07.07 - 8:54 pm


oh, thank you for that...


(pours eye-bleach in shot-glass, removes /drenches eyeballs, in succession...rinses, and repeats)


GravatarWOW!! ----> "Speaker Pelosi Is 100% Right About Syria" ... "Bush is a Deviant... Radical..." (Brent Budowsky)

Why "WOW!!"?

It's demunderground. This isn't surprising coming from them.


GravatarAll the religion they need. See. All is well.
Snow, Propter Hoc | Homepage | 04.07.07 - 8:55 pm | #


Snow, I can't tell if that's snark or not.

I hope we return to the UU regularly as we get used to the school routine. It is a great community. I just can't manage it right now.


GravatarAll good penises come to an end.

of their bondij?


GravatarSeriously, tho.

Do cats have an inbred fear of snakes?

LC would bring them in the house.

Julie, who has never seen a live snake, seems, no, IS, afraid of anything that looks like one. I watched as she saw a thin belt on the floor.

?


GravatarWhatever interest I may have had in spelunking in unmapped Appalachian caves is pretty much gone, thanks to The Descent.
Buckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins


Did you see those giant crystals?

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agave, not civil | 04.07.07 - 8:42 pm


What giant crystals? Were there giant crystals? I was kind of distracted by the carnivorous flukeworm-type guys/gals.


GravatarThe strawberries totally survived, even the ones that jumped out of their rows. Got down to 22 last night supposed to get down to 19 tonight.
The tender asparagus not so good.


Gravatarfuck.

Unitarian.


Okay.


.


Gravatarfuck.

Unitarian.

Okay.


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spork_incident | Homepage | 04.07.07 - 9:01 pm | #


It's a date.


GravatarWOW!! ----> "Pelosi undermines foreign policy (and is praised by terrorists)," Brian Mosely

http://www.freerepublic.com/focu...s/1813755/ posts


GravatarSnow, I can't tell if that's snark or not.

If I could, Christmas and Easter would be the limit to my attendance.


GravatarAnd now, The Strickening.


Gravatarof course this reminds me of the time ... we "went" to the trestle ... my brothers had been there many many times and knew where the washing machines had been thrown ... I ended a coward for not wanting to mess with my fate by diving off the trestle while Yelling "Washing Machine!" ... I was embarrassed and I'm alive and slightly embarrassed now but I dont regret my decision


GravatarCarnivorous Flukeworm would be a great name for a pseudo-psychedelic punk band that specializes in Electric Prunes covers. IMHO.


GravatarI much prefer Godspell to either The Ten Commandments or JC SS. Better music.
Diane C. Barking-Mad | Homepage | 04.07.07 - 8:54 pm | #

'day by day
day by day
oh dear lord
these things I pray

to see shrub in shackles
to see dick being frog marched'


GravatarIf I could, Christmas and Easter would be the limit to my attendance.
Snow, Propter Hoc | Homepage | 04.07.07 - 9:02 pm


i'd go to church, i guess, if a woman with whom i was intimately involved invited me to go with her...

prob'ly not every week, though...

and i'd wanna go to different churches each time, anyway...
./


GravatarIf I could, Christmas and Easter would be the limit to my attendance.
Snow, Propter Hoc | Homepage | 04.07.07 - 9:02 pm | #


Why can't you? And what denomination are you?


GravatarCarnivorous Flukeworm would be a great name for a pseudo-psychedelic punk band that specializes in Electric Prunes covers. IMHO.

Dog Milk Cheese.


Gravatarfuck.
Unitarian.
Okay.


Well, they *are* open to all comers.


GravatarBuckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=13631


GravatarHey all



Gravatarwhiskey girl sez:

It's a date.

Heavens! I've been gone so long I didn't know you changed your nym!


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GravatarThis is interesting: "In 2006, a staff member for former representative Charles Bass, a Republican from New Hampshire, was caught posing as a Democrat and writing negative comments about Bass's Democratic opponent. Bass lost to Democrat Paul Hodes. In Canada last fall, online attacks against a candidate for leader of the Liberal Party were linked to a political consulting firm employed by one of his rivals."

Apparently various agencies do alot of this falseflag bullshit too.

=*=


GravatarDog Milk Cheese. watertiger

Why would anyone need a Keanu cover band?


Gravatarand i'd wanna go to different churches each time, anyway...
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WoodyG'sGuitar, rogue scholar | Homepage | 04.07.07 - 9:04 pm | #


That would be a good way to go about it.

And that's why I like the Unitarian Society: they encourage you to use your mind to understand your spiritaulity.


Gravatari hafta say, prob'ly a chatracter flaw, but spelunking has never, ever been higher than about 7,381 on my list of the top 7,382 things i want to accomplish in my short, allotted time...
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WoodyG'sGuitar, rogue scholar | Homepage | 04.07.07 - 8:47 pm


I've had an interst from childhood, perhaps from the cave paintings, to some children's story from france about school children hiding their Jewish schoolmates from the Nazis, by using the caves in the area.

It's the unknown, you could find 'nothing' just rock, or the most amazing formations and colors. Where's the water coming from? How deep is that lake? Are you the first humans to find it. Or the first in several thousand years?

But I'm not really in shape, and never was, to do so.


GravatarWell, they *are* open to all comers.

So to speak.


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GravatarAre we sci fi blogging this evening?


GravatarHeavens! I've been gone so long I didn't know you changed your nym!


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spork_incident | Homepage | 04.07.07 - 9:06 pm | #


Well, I've kept the 'whiskey' but change the rest as the mood strikes.


GravatarOoooh.

Peckage in the first three minutes. Could be a good sign.


GravatarPelosi undermines foreign policy

What foreign policy? Aside from threats and bullying, Bush doesn't have any.


GravatarAre we sci fi blogging this evening?

I think that died when Eli abandoned us for Jane.

Goddamned traitor.


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GravatarWhy can't you?

Volunteerism. Agreeing to do things that require my attendance.


GravatarDathan Dabs His Ears: A Study in Mannered Male Gesture in Pre-Waters Camp


GravatarNorth Koreans Arm Ethiopians as U.S. Assents

By MICHAEL R. GORDON and MARK MAZZETTI
Published: April 8, 2007

WASHINGTON, April 7 — Three months after the United States successfully pressed the United Nations to impose strict sanctions on North Korea because of the country’s nuclear test, Bush administration officials allowed Ethiopia to complete a secret arms purchase from the North, in what appears to be a violation of the restrictions, according to senior American officials.

The United States allowed the arms delivery to go through in January in part because Ethiopia was in the midst of a military offensive against Islamic militias inside Somalia, a campaign that aided the American policy of combating religious extremists in the Horn of Africa.


Chimpadministration: Rules? What rules? They don't apply to us. We only apply them to others.


GravatarAre we sci fi blogging this evening?

Depends on your opinion of Moses.


GravatarBuenas noches.


GravatarNyahh! Dathan wants more, see?


GravatarTorn from the pinnacle of royal power!


GravatarBuenas noches.
HoneyBearKelly

beuno bye.

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GravatarDepends on your opinion of Moses.

That'd be your Zion's Fiction blogging.


GravatarDepends on your opinion of Moses.

Does this mean we get to pour molten gold down people's throats?

Kewl.


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GravatarIt's the unknown, you could find 'nothing' just rock, or the most amazing formations and colors. Where's the water coming from? How deep is that lake? Are you the first humans to find it. Or the first in several thousand years?

Luckily I grew up in the Ozarks, Karst geology, caves & sinkhole every where. Some big opening dry caves, some narrow openings which expanded to huge room with all kinds of formations. Even saw some shallow caves that had been turned into jails for slaves. One cave in particular had a spring coming out the opening, that ran for 5 miles.


GravatarLook. There's even a website.


GravatarPelosi destroys universe in single swipe of scarf.


GravatarGoodling could not afford to pay her lawyer while employed, saying she resigned to pay her lawyer is to miss the point. This resignation is only a move to limit the perceived proximity to AWOL's lawbreaking cabal.

So she is using the 5th?

That's too bad because every other Bushevik is using the memory defense.

How will they ever conciliate those two versions ethical trespass?


GravatarBuckeye, Dealer of Rare Coins

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=13631
agave, not civil | 04.07.07 - 9:05 pm | #


That's why you go spelunking!

Kinda hard to wear around your neck, though.


GravatarThat'd be your Zion's Fiction blogging. driftglass

[golf clap]


Gravatar"The United States allowed the arms delivery to go through in January in part because various lobbyists, cronys, and contractors were in the midst of a cash giveaway extravaganza..."

Fixed that typo.


=*=


GravatarMoses somehow stumbles into the Sinai Hooters.


GravatarHis robe is not egyptian.


GravatarLuckily I grew up in the Ozarks, Karst geology, caves & sinkhole every where. Some big opening dry caves, some narrow openings which expanded to huge room with all kinds of formations. Even saw some shallow caves that had been turned into jails for slaves. One cave in particular had a spring coming out the opening, that ran for 5 miles.
1Watt Hermit | Homepage | 04.07.07 - 9:15 pm | #


That's where I went spelunking. Did a cave that ran for 8 hours, including places where there simply wasn't a floor, and you had to ass-and-foot it over an abyss. And then, at the end, the exit involved water up to the chin and the ceiling scraping the top of the helmet.


GravatarLet's try that again

P.S. I can see my gravatar!!!


GravatarWow. I just watched Babel , what an astonishing film! I love seeing humans reduced to understandable
creatures, culture and/or religion aside. Brad Pitt can act, btw.


GravatarIt's Spider Moses!


GravatarAnd Yvonne De Carlo is teh hot.


GravatarP.S. I can see my gravatar!!!

I still miss Gravatars.

Atrios is a jerk.


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GravatarEvening, 'bats.


GravatarOverlord Kos has a brand new baby daughter :D

http://www.dailykos.com


GravatarEvening all. Passing by. Anything of note? Any non-spamish commentators left?
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GravatarTheir father is Jethro Tull?


GravatarBring CheezIt Sticks from our father's Sinai tent to feed the wise stranger.


GravatarCarnivorous Flukeworm would be a great name for a pseudo-psychedelic punk band that specializes in Electric Prunes covers. IMHO.
JeffCO | 04.07.07 - 9:03 pm


Hah!

But the critters from The Descent reminded me of the flukeworm guy from the first epi of the second season of the X-Files:

http://content.answers.com/main/...cf/ Flukeman.jpg


Gravatardriftglass sez:

And Yvonne De Carlo is teh hot.

To illustrate.

Wowza!


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GravatarAtrios is a jerk.


asshole111!

FUCKing Bastid!

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GravatarKos is a straitjacket on human feelings.


GravatarLiberals.

Always with the sex...


GravatarBut the critters from The Descent reminded me of the flukeworm guy from the first epi of the second season of the X-Files:

A lipless wonder crosses the desert of the real.


GravatarHaloscan has decided to behave?

Be still my beating heart.


GravatarIt's Midian Petticoat Juntion.


Gravatariran making trouble again

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/ 20070...VlbeHBXWtis0NUE


GravatarTo illustrate.

I was born too late.

Thanks Spork, and how you doing?


GravatarIntersting Moses wasn't raised Jewish.

No bar mitzvah.


GravatarIt is death to give sanctuary to a slave. Bondij for some, tiny midian petticoats for others.


GravatarUh oh.
Moses is consorting with the islamofascists.
Sorry Deliverer; you're either with us or with the terr'ists!


GravatarIs Moses in Castle Anthrax?


Gravatarrorschach

amazing ain't it.


GravatarIf you get the IFC channel, they're running "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls" right now...


Gravatar"On the 4th anniversary of the US "Shock and Awe" invasion of Iraq, FAIR prepared a critical timeline of media coverage of the Iraq war build up from fall 2002 into the first few months of the war and occupation. The timeline paints a damning picture of media complicity as cheerleaders for the drive to war and silencing even the mildest of anti-war views."

=*=


GravatarMoses don't bring logic into this, just go with it...


GravatarAnd another dawn breaks over Declarative Sentenceville.


GravatarIntersting Moses wasn't raised Jewish.

No bar mitzvah.


Yeah, but at last he didn't change his name to some Aryan-wannabe bullshit, like 'Blitzer' or 'Savage'.
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GravatarYeah, but at last he didn't change his name to some Aryan-wannabe bullshit, like 'Blitzer' or 'Savage'.
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Cynicus


He did change his name, though.


GravatarWalk like a prince, talk like a prince...


Gravatarrorschach

amazing ain't it.
1Watt Hermit | Homepage | 04.07.07 - 9:26 pm | #


It is.

There were spots where I had to take my helmet off to get through.

And I remember crawling along a tunnel on my belly and coming face to face with the cutest little bat.

Hanging from the top of the tunnel, his fur covered in dew sparkling like diamonds, and one tiny little snaggle tooth.


GravatarAll three said the Iranians told al-Maliki's pilot that they were not informed in advance of the prime minister's need to cross Iran by air. None of the three had any information on whether that was true or an Iranian action designed to inconvenience and embarrass al-Maliki.

Why should Iran expect anything untoward? It's not as though the U.S. and U.K. have been wargaming on their borders.


GravatarBeyond the Valley of the Dolls (1970)


Screenplay: Roger Ebert


GravatarHe's comin' for ya Yahweh!


GravatarJesus, these chicks are horny!


Gravatarif diesel fuel can melt a steel skyscraper, why don't diesel engines melt?


GravatarThis just in from Orange Satan:

Say welcome to our newest, beautiful little Kossack, Elisandra Elexy.

Markos has phoned in the following report:

Mother and daughter are doing great. Baby weighed in at 8 lbs, 15 ounces, born at 5:01 PM. She's 20.5 inches, and Dad reports, "She looks just like us! With dark, curly hair!"

Elisa's labor was about six hours, things went smoothly and -- needless to say -- both parents are ecstatic.

Yay for baby progressives everywhere!


All hail Orange Satan's daughter!!!


GravatarTonight I tend the sheep.

STOP THAT GIGGLING!


Gravatarif diesel fuel can melt a steel skyscraper, why don't diesel engines melt?
gary in fl | 04.07.07 - 9:29 pm | #


That's just about the stupidest thing I've read in a while.


GravatarCarnivorous Flukeworm would be a great name for a pseudo-psychedelic punk band that specializes in Electric Prunes covers. IMHO. | JeffCO

The name recalls The Phlorescent Leech & Eddie, somehow.


GravatarAnd now, the after dinner lapdancing...


GravatarAll hail Orange Satan's daughter!!!

she can't be Satan's only daughter - otherwise, who was my first wife?
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GravatarSo Pelosi, visits Syria and the White House and the MSM got the vapors. Well then, Steny Hoyer has just given them the shits.
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A top U.S. Democratic congressman met a leader of Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak's most powerful rival, the outlawed Muslim Brotherhood, U.S. officials and the Islamist group said Saturday.

Visiting House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer met with the head of the Muslim Brotherhood's parliamentary bloc, Mohammed Saad el-Katatni, twice on Thursday -- once at the parliament building and then at the home of the U.S. ambassador to Egypt, said Brotherhood spokesman Hamdi Hassan.

U.S. Embassy spokesman John Berry would only confirm that Hoyer, who represents Maryland, met with el-Katatni at U.S. Ambassador Francis Ricciardone's home at a reception with other politicians and parliament members.
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GravatarScreenplay: Roger Ebert

I am bumming that Ebert won't be here next week for the annual World Affairs conference. First time in over 30 years he'll have missed it. I am excited that the Shrill One himself will be here though.


Gravatarif diesel fuel can melt a steel skyscraper, why don't diesel engines melt?
gary in fl | 04.07.07 - 9:29 pm | #

Why is time round?


GravatarOooh, this is like when Mr. Miagyi offered the Karate Kid his choice of cars.


Gravatarone tiny little snaggle tooth.


Snaggletooth?


GravatarThat's just about the stupidest thing I've read in a while.
rorschach


When was lj's last appearance?


GravatarThat's just about the stupidest thing I've read in a while. rorschach

If only love can break your heart, how can one be sure right from the start?


GravatarEvening all. Got a bit of housework done, a bit of workwork done, took a nice nap, and am right now watching the Magnificent Seven bust on Eli Wallach. Anyone else, or are you all watching sci-fi?


GravatarI have fucking cookies you haloscan jackass.


Gravatargary,

GREASE FIRE IN THE FRYER! GET THE FUCK BACK HERE!


Gravatarif diesel fuel can melt a steel skyscraper, why don't diesel engines melt?
gary in fl | 04.07.07 - 9:29 pm | #


If water carved the Grand Canyon, how come my pee doesn't cut my building in half?


GravatarMy son will be born in five days, and will so kick Markos' daughter's ass.

Just saying.


Gravatarwatching the Magnificent Seven bust on Eli Wallach. Anyone else, or are you all watching sci-fi?
mena | 04.07.07 - 9:34 pm | #


Evening, mena. Seen it enough not to need to see it. And i have seen Kurosawa's Seven Samurai about 12 times as well.
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GravatarGot the network printer working, but don't ask me how.


Gravatargood luck, trifecta.

sleep while you can!


GravatarMoses proposes.
God farts His approval.
The sheep relax.


GravatarMy son will be born in five days, and will so kick Markos' daughter's ass.

Just saying.
trifecta | Homepage | 04.07.07 - 9:35 pm


I would imagine your wife has it down in days, hours, minutes, and seconds at this point.


Gravatar"Millions Spent Subverting 'Enemies,' Stifling Dissent"


=*=


GravatarIt would clear up a lot of questions if we ever found out Moses' original name, ya know.


GravatarAnyone else, or are you all watching sci-fi?

Hey mena! I'm watching "Abbott and Costello meet the Invisible Man", and drinking a fresh mango smoothie.


Gravatarif diesel fuel can melt a steel skyscraper, why don't diesel engines melt?
gary in fl | 04.07.07 - 9:29 pm | #

Why is time round?
==

*narrowing eyes*


GravatarActually, we are at 4 days, 17 hours and 12 minutes to go. Not that I am counting or anything.


GravatarWell, I think I've got the forms filled out and the front matter written.

Now, I've just gotta come up with a brief conclusion and then I really will be done...

That conclusion I think I will leave till tomorrow.


GravatarThanks Spork, and how you doing?

Heya, Feral.

I can't get NOLA out of my mind. I now understand scout's obsession.

Damn, I *hate* Bush.


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GravatarMy son will be born in five days, and will so kick Markos' daughter's ass.

Just saying.
trifecta


Congrats!

May your first child...be a masculine child.


GravatarIt would clear up a lot of questions if we ever found out Moses' original name, ya know.
JR, kerosene


Thutmose.
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GravatarOhmygod! It just posted like it's supposed to!


GravatarOur first child is a masculine child. He's two, and trouble.


GravatarThutmose.
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Cynicus


It's a possibility.


GravatarThere were spots where I had to take my helmet off to get through.

And I remember crawling along a tunnel on my belly and coming face to face with the cutest little bat.

Hanging from the top of the tunnel, his fur covered in dew sparkling like diamonds, and one tiny little snaggle tooth.
rorschach | Homepage | 04.07.07 - 9:28 pm


Cool.

And in looking and IMDB, I was reminded that we got the 'happy ending' version of The Descent, while everybody else got the original British version.


GravatarIt would clear up a lot of questions if we ever found out Moses' original name, ya know.
JR, kerosene


It was Moses M. Moses.

The "M" was for "Moses".


GravatarAnyone else, or are you all watching sci-fi?

We're watching The Greatest Event in Motion Picture History, aka Sinai Theater with the Dancing Women in Veils Whose Lips Are Not Scented with Tamarisk Honey.


GravatarI have some female and some male children. Each of them is a fine person.


GravatarCynicus - me too, but I haven't seen this in a long time. It's cheesy fun.

Feral - sounds swell!


GravatarI've promised myself that once the backyard is finished, I'm installing a bathouse.


GravatarOur first child is a masculine child. He's two, and trouble.
trifecta | Homepage | 04.07.07 - 9:38 pm | #


GravatarI finally stopped watching Ebert & Roeper, probably because I never go to the damn movies anyway.

But it's a bit eerie how Ebert seems to be duplicating Gene Siskel's final months. IIRC, Siskel was off the show for a while for surgery/treatment when he first disclosed he had cancer, came back, then not too long afterwards had to leave again because the cancer recurred.

I'm not trying to be morbid or mean-spirited about it, but it's been a while since Ebert took his second leave of absence, hasn't it?


Gravatarand how come that pentagon plane didnt make a coyote shaped hole anyway. (joke)


Gravatarplease love me, or at least talk about me, if not that, than think about me constantly.


Gravatarif diesel fuel can melt a steel skyscraper, why don't diesel engines melt?

Do you mean aviation fuel? Well, it's like this; jet engines are made out of adamantium which cannot melt.

Or, aviation fuel becomes a gas which is burned and as it burns, it expands and is driven out of the rear of the jet engine. Thus, the heat leaves the jet engine and is not contained in one place.

Jackass.


GravatarIt would clear up a lot of questions if we ever found out Moses' original name, ya know.
JR, kerosene and a match


Holy F. Moses.


GravatarIt's like watching the Bush Family Chronicles. With better acting and cooler threads.


GravatarOMG, there is another!

Leia is Moses sister!

Leia!!!


GravatarWe have 236 children and each one of them is absolutely rotten.


Gravatarand how come that pentagon plane didnt make a coyote shaped hole anyway.
pretzel


Acme were out of coyote shaped holes.


GravatarOhmygod! It just posted like it's supposed to! - mena

Steady, Gril, steady.


GravatarIt would have been hot if Luke and Leia actually did the nasty first. It would remind of Giuliani and his first wife.


Gravatarare there really huge unexplored cave systems in new mexico, connected to carlsbad?


GravatarWe have 236 children and each one of them is absolutely rotten.

Yabut whaddya expect? :rocket:


GravatarIt would clear up a lot of questions if we ever found out Moses' original name, ya know.

Oh. His birth name was Jesus.


Gravatarmasculine_monica_nyc | 04.07.07 - 9:39 pm | #
==



That's what I am made of - adamantium. Don't fuck with me.

*muscles*


GravatarWe have 236 children and each one of them is absolutely rotten.
Thers | Homepage | 04.07.07 - 9:42 pm | #


Not even twice as many as Michelle Shocked! Get to work.


GravatarWe have 236 children and each one of them is absolutely rotten.

Ya gotta keep them in the refrigerator...


GravatarIt's like watching the Bush Family Chronicles. With better acting and cooler threads.

the difference being that the Bush patriarch would smite the people for following a God when there's a Golden Calf around.
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Gravatar...and that was the last time a real beard was seen on the chin of Chuck Heston.


GravatarBut Thers, think of the electrical savings from not having a working laptop thanks to your toddler. You can buy a cup of coffee from a vending machine with the money you recoup.


GravatarI'm not trying to be morbid or mean-spirited about it, but it's been a while since Ebert took his second leave of absence, hasn't it?

Yes, Siskel and Ebert has neither Siskel nor Ebert.


GravatarHey, you know who's an idiot?

Fred Thomson.

No, really.

"I have no idea if Ahmadinejad and those who put him in power really believe the Shi'a Twelver doctrine that they can spur the messiah to return by triggering Armageddon. You have to admit, though, that the possibility that they look forward to entering paradise as martyrs would make them a whole lot scarier as a nuclear power than the USSR ever was."


GravatarIt would clear up a lot of questions if we ever found out Moses' original name, ya know.

Moses Pomegranate Lips, Son of Yoshabel.


GravatarI've promised myself that once the backyard is finished, I'm installing a bathouse. - JR

Hope your backyard is big enough.


GravatarPeace?
Are you fucking nuts!


Gravatarif diesel fuel can melt a steel skyscraper, why don't diesel engines melt?

It has something to do with this thing called a "radiator" and this stuff called "coolant."

Of course, if your theory presupposes the existence of diesel-powered jetliners, you're already hopeless.


GravatarWe have 236 children and each one of them is absolutely rotten.
==

Too late to return any of them, too, no doubt.


GravatarBut Thers, think of the electrical savings from not having a working laptop thanks to your toddler. You can buy a cup of coffee from a vending machine with the money you recoup.

Bleah.


GravatarHope your backyard is big enough.
bo


Small bats


GravatarYour Saturday Night musical selection

Amen!


GravatarToo late to return any of them, too, no doubt.

Can't find the damn receipts.


GravatarThat light? On the mountain side? Like God...doing a bong?

A bong that never burns.


Gravatar"I have no idea if Ahmadinejad and those who put him in power really believe the Shi'a Twelver doctrine that they can spur the messiah to return by triggering Armageddon. "

so you have to trigger Armageddon first to bring Jesus back, before they can trigger Armageddon and bring in the Mahdi?

Shit, this wouldn't fly as gonzo satire, and it's the actual notions of bastards with actual power.
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Gravatargril/Girl - I just reverted to third grade.


GravatarCampaign To Justify Spying Intensifies

"I'm mindful of your civil liberties and so I had all kinds of lawyers review the process," Bush said yesterday. The remarks opened a three-day blitz by the administration aimed in part at making the controversial eavesdropping program a political winner for the White House. Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales will discuss the legal underpinnings for the program, and Bush will pay a rare visit to NSA headquarters to highlight its work. Some experts on intelligence and national security law have said that the president overstepped his authority in ordering the NSA spying, and that the 1978 Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA) specifically prohibits such domestic surveillance without a warrant. But the Justice Department issued a "white paper" last week arguing that the president has inherent war powers under the Constitution allowing him to authorize the program.

=*=


GravatarSmall bats

Small balls.


GravatarGeorge Will writes a prissy column tomorrow in the Post.

I know, nothing new there. He bitches about not knowing who Fred Thompson would support in the 1912 Presidential race.


Gravatargril/Girl - I just reverted to third grade.
==

Didn't you see my muscles?


Gravatar"I'm mindful of your civil liberties and so I had all kinds of lawyers review the process," Bush said yesterday.

Country AND Western!


Gravatarah, it worked so well the last time we had a bad actor as president...


GravatarSmall balls.
Thers


Well, a small bat with large balls might have trouble flying.


Gravatarlessee, 1912--bull moose party?


GravatarGod speaks!!


GravatarElmer Bernstein, right? The music in this is so great, you guys watching HimHam and Bliz-Blaz are missing it.


GravatarEugene V. Debs?


GravatarThat's what I am made of - adamantium. Don't fuck with me.
*muscles*

Damn right!


GravatarJosh wants us to document the atrocities.
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Gravatarpoodles are very warm.


GravatarOf course, if your theory presupposes the existence of diesel-powered jetliners, you're already hopeless.

Actually, he's not totally lost. most jets fly on a very high grade kerosene fuel. Less volatile than gasoline et al.
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Gravatar"It has something to do with this thing called a "radiator" and this stuff called "coolant."


even run without coolant, a diesel engine doesn't melt


Gravatar"I'm mindful of your civil liberties and so I had all kinds of lawyers review the process," Bush said yesterday.

"Now shut up and take this cyalume stick of freedom up yer ass."


Gravatar"I am that I am!!!!"




Real specific dude.


Gravatareven run without coolant, a diesel engine doesn't melt
gary in fl


aviation fuel ain't deisel.


Gravatarpoodles are very warm.

Wear rubbers if you're going to splash in a poodle.


Gravataryeah, poodles are very warm and they don't melt. so there.


GravatarBouffant Moses!


GravatarI'm not trying to be morbid or mean-spirited about it, but it's been a while since Ebert took his second leave of absence, hasn't it?

I heard recently that he is still recovering and still has a trachea tube installed, so he can't talk. Rumor has it that he'll be making his first public re-appearance at his film festival later this month:

EbertFest


GravatarCampaign To Justify Spying Intensifies

January 26, 2004? Dude, you need to get out more.


Gravatar"I'm mindful of your civil liberties and so I had all kinds of lawyers review the process," Bush said yesterday.

Federalist Society AND Liberty U. grads!
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Gravatar"Now shut up and take this cyalume stick of freedom up yer ass."

i'm allergic to cyalume. Do you have any titanium?


GravatarHey, NTodd. A troll said you had a massive ego. Is that true?


Gravataryeah, poodles are very warm and they don't melt. so there.
pretzel
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They fall neatly into their footprint though.


Gravatarbut wait, the weekly world news has run articles about spontaneous poodle combustion. this could be the answer, to some demented question.


Gravataraviation fuel ain't deisel.
JR, kerosene and a match


Isn't aviation fuel mostly kerosene?


GravatarFormer NSA intelligence agent Russell Tice condemns reports that the Agency has been engaged in eavesdropping on U.S. citizens without court warrants. Tice has volunteered to testify before Congress about illegal black ops programs at the NSA. Tice said, “The freedom of the American people cannot be protected when our constitutional liberties are ignored and our nation has decayed into a police state."

=*=


Gravatar
i'm allergic to cyalume. Do you have any titanium?


I'd like some cake.


Gravatareven run without coolant, a diesel engine doesn't melt
gary in fl


I guess it depends on your definition of "melt," but it won't last very long without cooling (either coolant-based or forced-air-based).


GravatarWear rubbers if you're going to splash in a poodle.

ba da booooom!


Gravatar"I have no idea if Ahmadinejad and those who put him in power really believe the Shi'a Twelver doctrine that they can spur the messiah to return by triggering Armageddon. You have to admit, though, that the possibility that they look forward to entering paradise as martyrs would make them a whole lot scarier as a nuclear power than the USSR ever was."

Giuliani is gonna shoot Thompson in the face, as he's already claimed that sacred scorched earth as his own.

"I'm mindful of your civil liberties and so I had all kinds of lawyers review the process," Bush said yesterday.

Fancy AND schmancy!


GravatarBouffant Moses!

Moses: the Gummo of the Brothers Gibb.


GravatarIsn't aviation fuel mostly kerosene?
MP


Yeah, it essentially is kerosene.


GravatarI meant January 24th, 2006

Dude, I need to get out more.


Gravatareven run without coolant, a diesel engine doesn't melt

diesel fuel has a very low flashpoint. It burns at a very low temperature in comparison to other fuels. Aviation fuel has a higher flashpoint.

But I will skip the rest of the scientific explanation and just say simply: Jackass.


Gravatar"I have no idea if George W Bush and those who put him in power really believe the fundamentalist Xian doctrine that they can spur the messiah to return by triggering Armageddon. You have to admit, though, that the possibility that they look forward to entering heaven as martyrs would make them a whole lot scarier as a nuclear power than the USSR ever was."

Typos fixed, Fred.


Gravatari'm allergic to cyalume. Do you have any titanium?
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We have adamantium.


GravatarI'd like some cake.

I'll have the chicken.


GravatarThis is really one the stupider arguments ever, and that's saying something.


GravatarHooray for the American education system!

America’s high-security prisons in Iraq have become “terrorist academies” for the most dangerous militant groups, according to former inmates and Iraqi government officials.

Inmates are left largely to run their blocks, which are segregated on sectarian lines. The policy has created a closed world run by Iraq’s worst terrorists and militias, into which detainees with no links to insurgent groups are often thrown.

Inmates from Camp Cropper, the US prison at Baghdad airport, described to The Times seeing al-Qaeda terrorists club to death a man suspected of being an informer. Others dished out retribution with razor wire stolen from the fences.


GravatarBut, do you have a flag?


GravatarEver had chicken cake?
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Gravatari'm allergic to cyalume. Do you have any titanium? watertiger

Rotating titanium, yes. Does that not fit in with your plans?


GravatarHey, NTodd. A troll said you had a massive ego. Is that true?

Yup. It's even bigger than my massive cock.


GravatarI hear that there were no poodles in the World Trade Center on 9/11/01. Did they receive advance warning?


Gravatar
I'd like some cake.
Thers | Homepage | 04.07.07 - 9:51 pm | #


We're out of cake.

We only have "or death."


GravatarTypos fixed, Fred.
JeffCO


9:46
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GravatarVegetarian for me.

Just sayin'


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GravatarThis is really one the stupider arguments ever, and that's saying something.
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*narrowing eyes*


GravatarTell the people to make their checks out to "I AM."


GravatarWe have adamantium.
mena | 04.07.07 - 9:52 pm | #


It's been a while since I read X-men comics, but isn't that what Wolverine had goin' for him?


GravatarCheney's 1991 "lost" nukes: possible pretext for the invasion of Iraq and the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people and the outing of a covert CIA network.

=*=


GravatarBurning Bush:

kerosense or diesel?


GravatarHey, NTodd. A troll said you had a massive ego. Is that true?
Thers


you've got everything right but the troll part.
I am the funniest, wittiest, fastest on the keyboard, person here.
It just doesn't make sense that my blog is so boring and lame.


GravatarDang! My gravatar disappeared again.

I guess it's 'use it or lose it.'


GravatarEver had chicken cake?

No, but I remember that story res ipsa told about the chicken tumor sandwich.


GravatarNTodd's Massive Ego, do you have a blog?


Gravatarwhite phosphorous


GravatarYou know Fred Thompson is posting at Red State?

I'm going to get drunk and read the comments to his inaugural post. It's not the kind of stunt I'd attempt sober.


GravatarIt just doesn't make sense that my blog is so boring and lame.

Well now that I have linked to it, expect it to soar.


GravatarIt's been a while since I read X-men comics, but isn't that what Wolverine had goin' for him?
==

Snow can tell you more than I can. I'm just made of it. *flexing*


Gravatar9:46 -Cynicus

Well it's not quite the same, so I offer your choice of a caffeine free diet coke or a rubber biscuit.


GravatarNTodd's Massive Ego, do you have a blog?
trifecta


Yes. It's called Doughy Mirror.


GravatarBurning Bush:
kerosense or diesel?

Refried beans and chicken-tumor casserole.


GravatarI'm going to get drunk and read the comments to his inaugural post. It's not the kind of stunt I'd attempt sober.
Thers


I suggest you empty your bladder and bowels beforehand too, lest you soil yourself laughing.


GravatarNTodd *is* a troll.

I thought this was obvious.


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GravatarWe have adamantium.

She said insistently.


Gravatar"diesel fuel has a very low flashpoint. It burns at a very low temperature in comparison to other fuels. Aviation fuel has a higher flashpoint."

the official explanation for wtc7: burning diesel.


GravatarAlthough WMR has learned that the lost nuclear weapons did not go to either Iraq or Iran, Cheney could have been caught up in a major scandal of his cover-up of the three lost nukes in 1991. WMR has learned that British Prime Minister Tony Blair was informed about the lost U.S. nukes before the Iraq War in 2003. He was also informed by British intelligence that these nuclear weapons had not ended up in Iraqi hands and that the massive U.S. military build-up against Saddam Hussein was a product of Cheney wrongly believing that the lost nukes were in the possession of the Iraqis. Cheney also later falsified intelligence to show that the North Korean bomb was procured from a DIY (do-it-yourself) kit obtained from the A Q Khan nuclear smuggling network in Pakistan.

Cheney chose to attack and roll up Valerie Plame Wilson and her Brewster Jennings and Associates non-official cover firm network in an attempt to throw them off the trail of the missing nukes.


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GravatarAaron, get my Magic Stick!


Gravatar"SEOUL — Two U.S. soldiers were questioned Friday in connection with an alleged attempted rape of an off-duty South Korean policewoman Thursday night in a public bathroom outside a bar in Seoul.

South Korea police said a 23-year-old sergeant and 21-year-old private — both stationed at Camp Casey — are accused of attacking the woman in a co-ed bathroom in the Chungdamdong party district of Gangnam."


Gravatarwell im going to have a late supper, and try to forget i ever read about "chicken tumor sandwiches".


GravatarHow about a Chik-O-Stik™?
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Gravatarthe official explanation for wtc7: burning diesel.
gary in fl


No, it's not.


GravatarVegetarian for me. Just sayin'.spork_incident

Quorn ok?


GravatarBurning Bush:

kerosense or diesel?


Fly agaric, datura, jimsonweed, hemp - some hallucinogen to open the door.

And jeffco - nevermind. Whadda i expect for nothin', a.....rubber biscuit?
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GravatarO-bey?


Gravatar"Moses, Moses"


[takes another drink]


GravatarSo let it be posted.
So let it be done.


GravatarNo, it's not.
JR, kerosene and a match | 04.07.07 - 9:59 pm | #

is too.


GravatarBurning Bush:
==

Charcoal lighter fluid.


Jeffra - I love chick-o-stix.


GravatarAh, "So let it be written.
So let it be done."


One of my faves.


GravatarSaw "Grindhouse" tonight, and I'm almost embarrassed at how much I enjoyed it (them?)


Gravataris too.
gary in fl


fficial report says no such thing.

It's listed as a contributing factor, not the cause.


GravatarUS offered to scare Iran

Sat Apr 7, 12:16 PM ET

LONDON (AFP) - The United States reportedly offered to mount aggressive air patrols over Revolutionary Guards bases during Iran's stand-off with Britain but was rebuffed by London.

Citing unnamed diplomatic sources, The Guardian newspaper said that Pentagon officials offered a series of military options, but Britain told them to keep out of the affair and instead tone down armed forces activity in the Gulf.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/ 2007...us_070407161616

Motheragod, somebody impeach these freaks out of power before they kill us all.
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GravatarAnd now for something completely Janis


GravatarYul - great actor.


Gravatareven run without coolant, a diesel engine doesn't melt
gary in fl

That's because they are engineered to perform a specific function. & no the whole damned thing doesn't melt but all of the bearings do until the system freezes up. In order to melt a cast iron engine block you would need a blast furnace, which is basically what an airplane full of JP-5 would create when slamming into a skyscraper at 700 mph.


GravatarO-bey?
masculine_monica_nyc


Best single line of the movie.

Too lengthy for an Atrios post, but still


Gravatarmena: Jeffra - I love chick-o-stix.

They is sublime!
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GravatarScientists recently discovered that Egyptian beer was a real he-brew.


GravatarI can amelt iron with a wood fire, how come my hot dog sticks don't melt?


GravatarThe Moses who loved you was another man.

His name was Jimmy.


GravatarOh, Christ on a stick.

Literally. Check out the Red State homepage.

A vulgar spectacle.

Forward, drink!


GravatarLONDON (AFP) - The United States reportedly offered to mount aggressive air patrols over Revolutionary Guards bases during Iran's stand-off with Britain but was rebuffed by London.

Why was Iran nervous about allowing an aircraft to fly over its space without previous notice, again?


GravatarI need to sleep, again. I go to bed now, I can watch the Tweety show at 0530!
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GravatarScientists recently discovered that Egyptian beer was a real he-brew.
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It went so well with cheeses of Nazareth.


Gravatar♫ Yul never find - it'll take the end of all time....


Gravatarthe official explanation for wtc7: burning diesel.
gary in fl

No, it's not.
JR, kerosene and a match | 04.07.07 - 9:59 pm | #

is too.
gary in fl


You're both right. The 9/11 Commission Report is a floor wax and a dessert topping.


GravatarAh, and now we're going to watch "V for Vendetta"!


GravatarI'm going to have a bite, or perhaps a slurp and a bite, and I shall turn on the local 10 o'clock news.

And I'll bet anything that the lead story-- barring some unusual crime or catastrophe-- will be about the Delaware Valley celebrating Easter.

My Roman Catholic upbringing didn't leave me especially scarred or bitter-- and I know, I know, I know that the entire purpose of news, especially local news, is to reinforce pieties and norms (right, Woody?), but I still find it boring and tiresome to have the goddamned Pope and churchgoers reverently celebrated as "news" during religious holidays.


GravatarMOTHERFUCKIN' SNAKES IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN' PALACE!


GravatarIn the Bible everyone faces the same direction even when they're smoochin'.


GravatarMy Burning Bush, the movie that Francine Fishpaw's sleazy husband was showing at his porno theatre in Polyester.


Gravatarbut Britain told them to keep out of the affair and instead tone down armed forces activity in the Gulf.

The big bad Brits
They learned the rule;
Do the opposite of Bush
To not be a fool.
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GravatarNo, it's not.
JR, kerosene and a match | 04.07.07 - 9:59 pm | #

is too.
gary in fl


Popular Mechanics: Many conspiracy theorists point to FEMA's preliminary report, which said there was relatively light damage to WTC 7 prior to its collapse. With the benefit of more time and resources, NIST researchers now support the working hypothesis that WTC 7 was far more compromised by falling debris than the FEMA report indicated. "The most important thing we found was that there was, in fact, physical damage to the south face of building 7," NIST's Sunder tells PM. "On about a third of the face to the center and to the bottom--approximately 10 stories--about 25 percent of the depth of the building was scooped out." NIST also discovered previously undocumented damage to WTC 7's upper stories and its southwest corner.


GravatarWell, Hell, that worked about as good as it could have possibly worked out. Michigan State beat Boston College 3-1 for the National Championship. My son's friend and my friend's son, Justin Abdelkader, scored the winning goal with 18.9 seconds left in the third period and was named the game's most valuable player.

Go Justin! Go MSU! Nice for them and nice for Justin, his family, and his friends.


GravatarI love chick-o-stix.

I know chidy is always on about them - or is that chix-w/-stix?


GravatarInto the Red State Comments Abyss:

"Jesus hated sin. He was violent toward his enemies. He was intolerant of their evil.
Jesus in the temple today would end up just as crucified as he was 2000 yrs ago.
If you believe for one second that crucifixion is a passive act your arrogance is exceeded only by your ignorance.
Jesus was a man of violence but not a man of evil. Show me where he rejected hate, violence, war and intolerance."


Gravatar
A vulgar spectacle.


you are a brave, foolish man.


GravatarScientists recently discovered that Egyptian beer was a real he-brew.
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It went so well with cheeses of Nazareth.
mena | 04.07.07 - 10:04 pm | #

whoa, didn't you also come up with penis loafers, or was that somebody else?


Gravatar"You need to get out more"

On an average journey, we are photographed 3000 times, and every telephone call, every email, just the sound of your voice can trigger listening and locating devices, your telephone does not even have to be in use for it to be turned electronic