HULK SMASH!!!
Moi?
Well, yippie-skippie!
Holla back, young-un!
Chimpy drops pretense, will live in Dallas after leaving presidency.
If I had a car company...
...darn you O'Neill!
said this below just now, but franken has taken the lead by 10 votes
If I had a car company...
Cougarhutch-1st on 38,952
would you hammer in the morn?
And pull out some shrunken heads and do a little tribal dance after saying the oath.
Moe Szyslak, eiditer
Wingnut haids come pre-shrunk.
The wingers will go even crazier with the Franken news.
Mmmm, lunch.
Canada is on "hold" until January 26. Please stay on the line.
I'd ride and I'd ride...
Stop making cars until inventories are down. Use the bailout funds to build buses and trains.
So when does the White House condemn the suspension of parliamentary democracy in Canada?
My fantasy January 20th:
Obama takes the oath, and then, just before his address, he says "Let me whip this thing out."
Chimpy drops pretense,
Who will clear the brush on his "ranch"?
good to know mah threadkilling skillz are still sharp.
Lunch Thread, better than Spam
BREAKING ... Bush debating with self whether to prorogue Congress ... developing ...
Lunch tread? Good! Mike Duncan, eat me.
Canada is on "hold" until January 26. Please stay on the line.
Moe Szyslak, eiditer
As long as there's no Anne Murray or Celine Dion.
heh-Who will clear the brush on his "ranch"?
There will be no more bushes on his "ranch".
Oh, at the conclusion of his address, he points to Chimpy and the Dark Lord and directs the uniformed officers on the podium to put their two warmongering asses under arrest.
everything is better than spam.
Chimpy drops pretense, will live in Dallas after leaving presidency
is he going to shack up with his boifriend openly now? i hear dallas gaii nightlife is pretty good.
With Reagan, "clearing the brush" was a hollywood stunt. With Chimpster, it might be an indication of his skill set.
Pho!
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i would just like to add, that given his supposed constitutional role Gandalf acted way outside of the bounds of his poosition.
Attention, your attention please!
Mike Duncan is a serious fucktard.
That is all.
If I may be permitted a blogwhore for my sucky blog, if I get an invite to this party, I'm going.
AtDH,
Your mission is to sugar the fuel tank of Marine One so there's no chance of Chimpoleon getting away.
and yet, it sort of haz been. looking at the list of all the shit bush has gotten away with, it's hard for me to accept that we're, in truth and not just in name, a "constitutional democracy." i know we're not in full on nazi mode here, but for too many, their constitutional rights have been taken away. start with gitmo, and all the way thru FISA, and it's actually a long list of us who haven't enjoyed full constitutional rights for a while now.
chicago dyke, blogger
My daughter, bless her, saw a film in her public (!) high school government class about the arrests made after 9/11 (remember Ashcroft's sweep of all "Muslim looking people"?). She was outraged. Told the Lovely Wife and I that she hates US history, because so much of it is about screwing people over (the natives, slaves, violating civil rights, detaining people without arrest, warrants, reason; imprisoning them in solitary confinement, etc., etc., etc.).
She's such a good kid.
Have you been touched by His Noodly Appendages?
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Pho la la la
Pho la la - la.
Attention, your attention please!
Mike Duncan is a serious fucktard.
That is all.
Apprentice to Darth Holden | 12.04.08 - 1:34 pm | #
Shades of M*A*S*H
Chimpy drops pretense, will live in Dallas after leaving presidency.
P O'Neill | Homepage | 12.04.08 - 1:29 pm | #
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Dallas, Paraguay?????
Gawd I hate southern repugs senators with their whiny accents. Fuck off and die, Alabama.
Mmmm, Phở.
ther is a lot of good in us history too. for example, the slaves eventually were freed and then 100 years later they were even giving civil rights!
Another day, another Assmussen high for Gobama...
Canada is on "hold" until January 26. Please stay on the line.
Moe Szyslak, eiditer
As long as there's no Anne Murray or Celine Dion.
doncjesuis
Man, I feel like a woman.
She's such a good kid.
Rmj, Xmas Theologist
Feels good to know you raised a wonderful liberal, doesn't it?
She sounds delightful.
She's such a good kid. - Rmj
Sounds like the teener years are going well, Dad. 
This morning, the Marriott is scheduled to announce that the buyer is a Virginia businessman who wants to bring to the inauguration disadvantaged people, terminally ill patients, wounded soldiers and others down on their luck.
Sounds like the guy knows his Luke 14:12.
Chimpy drops pretense, will live in Dallas after leaving presidency.
Sigh.
You know, I'm getting really sick of explaining to people here that there are other places in the world to live besides fucking Houston.
/rant
good to know mah threadkilling skillz are still sharp.
chicago dyke
execution style...do you recite any biblical quotes first?
ther is a lot of good in us history too. for example, the slaves eventually were freed and then 100 years later they were even giving civil rights!
euphronius Jenkins
Yeah, we had these spare civil rights laying around that we weren't using, and one day we figured: "What the hell? Let's give 'em to the former slaves!"
It was such a great Xmas present.
Another day, another Assmussen high for Gobama...
NTodd
What an obamanation.
I have no idea what pho is, but A-man is having it for lunch.
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ther is a lot of good in us history too. for example, the slaves eventually were freed and then 100 years later they were even giving civil rights!
euphronius Jenkins | 12.04.08 - 1:37 pm | #
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Slavery never went away. Just the brutality of it did. We are all slaves to the man.
and yet, it sort of haz been. looking at the list of all the shit bush has gotten away with, it's hard for me to accept that we're, in truth and not just in name, a "constitutional democracy." i know we're not in full on nazi mode here, but for too many, their constitutional rights have been taken away. start with gitmo, and all the way thru FISA, and it's actually a long list of us who haven't enjoyed full constitutional rights for a while now.
chicago dyke, blogger | Homepage | 12.04.08 - 1:31 pm | # [ki
is there a big difference between suspending the Const and doing things that are unconst but at the same time making (spurious?) arguments that they are const.
I have no idea what pho is, but A-man is having it for lunch.
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Jeffraham Prestonian
mo pho?
Pho is a Vietnamese soup, and it should be called "GRHO" (for gross), in my opinion.
[Hurls]
Michelle Malkin ^ | 12/03/08 | Michelle Malkin
Introducing “La Obama Soda” By Michelle Malkin • December 4, 2008 10:38 AM The Cult of Obama has a new beverage. Taste the flava of Hope and Change:
A French businessman has named a fizzy drink after US President-elect Barack Obama.
The high-energy drink will raise money for an educational charity based in one of the troubled Paris suburbs.
Obama Soda goes up for auction in January.
Creator, Jean-Jacques Attisso has made 100 cans simply by sticking his labels on cans of energy drink.
He said he has been handing them out to youths close to where he works, hoping that Mr Obama’s success will serve as an inspiration to them.
Jealous much?
You can rest assured that no energy drink will ever be named after you or your minions.
i had my usual carton of glop from the salad barge.
unch tread? Good! Mike Duncan, eat me.
bo | 12.04.08 - 1:32 pm
I have a theory about that too.
JP,
Vietnamese beef soup. If you're a true cannoiser, you order it with lots of beef tendon. (pronounced "Fah")
i had my usual carton of glop from the salad barge.
stoat
Mmmmmm . . . glop.
Oh god, I'm blogwhoring, but over at Box Office you can watch a truly bizarre clip from a Bela Lugosi movie (In Color!) featuring the father of Kim Fowley, the guy who wrote "Alley Oop" and later created The Runaways, the jailbait metal band that gave the world Joan Jett!!!! I'm serious about this!!!!
http://boxoffice.com/blogs/steve...s-we-were-
1.php
As always, leave a comment and save the world entire.
Mmmmmm . . . glop.
jac
Whatever happened to Hanson, anyway?
it's pretty good glop, jac.
i never cease to be amazed by how much it costs, though.
CNBC interviewing congressman who is outraged that auto execs haven't committed to flying commercial next year.
CNBC anchor: Are your freaking kidding me?
Congressman: Nope.
I would hate to be an autoworker and know that my job is in the hands of this fool. No bailout unless they commit to flying commercial. Wow.
Vicki: Pho is a Vietnamese soup, and it should be called "GRHO" (for gross), in my opinion.
Given my knowledge of his previous gastronomic predilections, I suspected it was an Asian dish that contained fish heads.
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Whatever happened to Hanson, anyway?
Gummo
Wigs. They call themselves the Jonas Brothers now.
Whatever happened to Hanson, anyway?
Gummo
glop - - - - - > monitor
Jealous much?
You can rest assured that no energy drink will ever be named after you or your minions.
Lime Rickey | 12.04.08 - 1:40 pm | #
There's already a liquid product named after Malkin.
It's made with vinegar and water, if you know what I mean.
She's such a good kid.
Rmj,
of course she is, she's yours, isn't she?
I would hate to be an autoworker and know that my job is in the hands of this fool. No bailout unless they commit to flying commercial. Wow.
Neponset
Viewing every public policy issue as an individual morality play is so damn stupid. And we will never stop doing it.
Dana Peroxide uses the R-word: http://thinkprogress.org/2008/12...mits-recession/
Thanks, moran. Pick up your gifts on the way out the door.
GM's market cap is 3 billion. They want nearly twice their market cap through the end of the year. Why don't we the people just buy the company and shit-can the execs who ran it into the ground?
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I'm a pho wuss. I like it is the cut is brisket and not rubber bands.
Why can't they fly commercial?
There's already a liquid product named after Malkin.
It's made with vinegar and water, if you know what I mean.
steve simels
i think maybe it's the dispenser that's named for her, though.
It's a good thing Tweeter went out of business. It saves Twitter the trouble of suing them.
Wigs. They call themselves the Jonas Brothers now.
Nim, ham hock of liberty | 12.04.08 - 1:43 pm | #
Hanson was genius compared to those idiots.
Guten morgen!
CNBC interviewing congressman who is outraged that auto execs haven't committed to flying commercial next year.
That shithead Brad Sherman of CA?
It's made with vinegar and water, if you know what I mean. - steve simels
And looks like this.
GravatarWhy can't they fly commercial?
doncjesuis, Tina Fey fan
they could, but it ain't gonna save the industry. It's bullshit. Trying to make them grovel for points.
Has Canada dissolved into polite, bilingual anarchy yet?
Does said outraged congressman fly commercial?
Has anybody done a search for video of his "brush clearing". I'd be surprised if all the evidence of his work doesn't add up to a couple of photo-ops and repeated asertions that that was what he was doing.
GM's market cap is 3 billion. They want nearly twice their market cap through the end of the year. Why don't we the people just buy the company and shit-can the execs who ran it into the ground?
That would work if (1) all outstanding shares added up to a controlling interest and (2) they were available for purchase.
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Pho is a Vietnamese soup, and it should be called "GRHO" (for gross), in my opinion.
gotta agree with Melon Tits. never could understand the insanity over a rather plain broth soup.
Hanson was genius compared to those idiots.
steve simels
I have, in fact, heard that from other people.
But since I've never knowingly heard any "music" from either of them, I wouldn't know....
GravatarHas Canada dissolved into polite, bilingual anarchy yet?
doncjesuis, Tina Fey fan
Va ta chien!
Viewing every public policy issue as an individual morality play is so damn stupid. And we will never stop doing it.
Well said.
There used to be and probably still is a great Vietnamese restaurant in East Palo Alto, right by the Freeway entrance off of University Ave.
Their food including their soups are good.
they're sure as hell not going to get a bailout if they won't wear a flag lapel pin
I had Pho in San Francisco. My ex-boyfriend made me try it.
It had tripe in it.
ali, suspended
Suspended, how?
It's made with vinegar and water, if you know what I mean.
Yep - she's a real ignorant pejorative reference to the female pudenda alrighty.....
Melon Tits
Heh. Remember seeing an ample women in Berkeley who wore a T-shirt emplazoned with "Costal Lemons".
I'm still trying to figure out why the finance industry had hundreds of billions of dollars thrown at it with no conditions and no questions asked, but the auto industry has to grovel, plan, grovel some more, make more plans....
I think I figured it out -- guess which industry is heavily unionized and which one isn't....
Be nice if there was more discussion of this discrepancy on our o-so-objective news media.
they could, but it ain't gonna save the industry. It's bullshit. Trying to make them grovel for points.
ali, suspended
I know it's symbolic more than anything, but I would like to see them do a little grovelling. I want to get my X billion dollars' worth.
I'd also like it if we could give the $$$ to the workers directly, and leave the CEOs to Jump You Fuc*ers!
i think its a more descriptive rather than pejorative word. but wtf do i know.
I have, in fact, heard that from other people.
believe it.
compared to jonas brothers, the bay city rollers are inaccessibly cerebral.
since simels is here, i'll have to confess to stealing that from rolling stone, which said that the first 'america' album was "strictly for those who find csn inaccessibly cerebral."
Has Canada dissolved into polite, bilingual anarchy yet?
We're on hold, until Jan. 26. Here's some Avril Lavigne for your listening pleasure.
it's pretty good glop, jac.
i never cease to be amazed by how much it costs, though.
stoat
The WF salad bar is pretty good here.
Pho has the advantage of quantity, if you want soup for dinner. I try not to order it with anything too horrible in it. Like tendons. Or tripe.
*shudder*
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Supertrain sheets
since simels is here, i'll have to confess to stealing that from rolling stone, which said that the first 'america' album was "strictly for those who find csn inaccessibly cerebral."
La la, la, la la la la
La la, laaaaaaah la
Whatever happened to Hanson, anyway?
Gummo
glop - - - - - > monitor
stoat
Pho, done right and not loaded with weird shit, can be might tasty.
And there are silly sheets.
since simels is here, i'll have to confess to stealing that from rolling stone, which said that the first 'america' album was "strictly for those who find csn inaccessibly cerebral....
Gromit
I had Pho in San Francisco. My ex-boyfriend made me try it.
It had tripe in it.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore | Homepage | 12.04.08 - 1:49 pm
My worst culinary nightmare was the time I was forced to eat tripe soup. The memory still makes me gag.
Suspended, how?
Gromit | 12.04.08 - 1:49 pm | # [kill][hide comment]
Parliament is suspended until the end of January.
Fuggers.
Actually, I believe it can be done as an issuance of more stock shares. Says there's $3b in capital in 1b shares. If they want $6b more, they issue $6b more shares, diluting the voting power of the original shareholders by 2/3s.
For real rightwing head pyrotecnics, hand the shares to the Autoworkes Union for voting purposes.
Done.
Nim : I have, in fact, heard that from other people.
stoat : believe it.
Simply put: "MMM-bop" was a hit. Call me when the JBs so much as chart.
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