I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
me
me
three
da-yum
tee hee tee hee hee
RUDY!
Now THERE was a scary ambitious guy.
she hee hee heets
Jamie Lee Curtis went shirtless to pose for AARP The Magazine.
It really is Good Friday
Diablo Tatton just looked at me.
Excellent... excellent news for Mr. Nathan.
John McCain is mindful of the US/Russia stingray gap. That is why he must be elected president.
Tnink of all the money this saves him.
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TOM REYNOLDS (R) NY 26th
NOT RUNNING FOR REELECtION!
YEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Better news for Bloomberg
I'll say.
i'll gitcha next time, my pretty!!!
Obama filled out an NCAA bracket (looks better than mine so far), and picked Mississippi St. to beat the Oregon Ducks
http://pdxpipeline.wordpress.com...portland-state/
Well that does it!
I've just hurled my Obamaide.
That's the story of the election, to be sure.
And Ahnold has found another way to screw California's working poor.
Is Clinton kidding me?
WTF?
Now there's a name and face I don't miss at all.
I wonder what or who Rudy is doing these days.
I took a quick glance at Watertiger's blog as she asks a very important question:
"And how many more goddamned countries are they taking in on this presumptuous "head of state" tour?
Unless he is acting in his capacity of Senior Senator from Arizona, there is no need for him to be meeting with other heads of state. John McCain hasn't been formally nominated as the Republican candidate for President.
TOM REYNOLDS (R) NY 26th
NOT RUNNING FOR REELECtION!
I think that brings total Republican retirements to a full three dozen.
Their record keeps getting bigger.
.
You know why they didn't look at Kucinich's passport file?
He travels by UFO.
All of this is good news for Snow.
It'd be a great thing if we had an election where you had two Clintons who love this country, who were devoted to the interest of the country and people could actually ask themselves who is right on these issues instead of all this other stuff which always seems to intrude on our politics.
Fired Yonder Trebuchet.
It is clear from this photo that Obama doesn't stand a chance with older white women.
http://blog.oregonlive.com/elect...obamavisit2008/
You know why they didn't look at Kucinich's passport file?
He travels by UFO.
He gets beamed everywhere.
We are going to have a President Obama, so all you haters out there had better get used to it because I won't always be so philosophical and restrained...oh no, sometimes I'm going to mock you, right out in the open on this here blog thingie...so there! 
Later guys.
Shrimp is the only good news for Snow.
I'm surprised that Ill Douche hasn't shown up as a guest "Celebrity Apprentice" yet.
Obama has my Pitt Panthers in the Final Four.
Obama hates Michigan State.
Way to kill a thread, Gomez.
Obama filled out an NCAA bracket (looks better than mine so far), and picked Mississippi St. to beat the Oregon Ducks
Friday cat blogging! The leibniz 13 year old siamese cat is now down to one fang:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/
3..._b6fb7e6909.jpg
I'll take Seaton Hall at 1000 to 1 please Alex?
2 Fired in Passport Case With Va. Firm
By ANNE FLAHERTY – 14 minutes ago
WASHINGTON (AP) — The Associated Press has learned that the two contractors fired for snooping into Barack Obama's passport records worked for a Virginia-based company called Stanley Inc.
Earlier this week, the 3,500-person company won a five-year, $570-million contract to support passport services at the State Department.
The company is referring all questions to the State Department. An agency official confirmed that the two contractors had been employed at Stanley. The official requested anonymity because the information had not been publicly released.
What if Obama or Clinton did the same thing that McCain is doing now? I'm sure there would be a national (and by national I mean right-wing water carriers)outcry about sending mixed-messages to our allies.
Repost...
Yup, as Bill Hicks used to say, "Ah, so he's a trickster god! He's fucking with us!"
Killing off the entire human race except for Noah's crew was one hell of a trick.
A human leader with the attributes of the old testament God would be considered the worst monster in history.
I have to laugh when Christians try to claim that atheists can't have any morality because they don't happen to worship a mass murderer.
i'll gitcha next time, my pretty!!!
Henry Flower
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prolly!
Friday cat blogging! The leibniz 13 year old siamese cat is now down to one fang:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/ 3..._b6fb7e6909.jpg
leibniz♘☮
I told those cats candy would ruin their teeth!
Obama is a Stingray fan.
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It is clear from this photo that Obama doesn't stand a chance with older white women.
They just want to know if, you know...it's twue.
Everyone's playing that Scrabble Game thingie on that Facespace page.
Ack, slanties.
Obama filled out an NCAA bracket (looks better than mine so far), and picked Mississippi St. to beat the Oregon Ducks
The Miss St coach was on the teebee moaning how the matchup with the Ducks was bad. As in "they're going to kick our asses back to the Delta" bad.
Still, realistically, I think Obama made the right call. If the Ducks make it to the Sweet 16 it will be a minor miracle.
I still haven't seen the stingray story, and I don't want to.
Does Kucinich need to show a passport if he bakes cookies in a Japanese oak?
I'm 15-4 on my bracket: I suck.
What if Obama or Clinton did the same thing that McCain is doing now? I'm sure there would be a national (and by national I mean right-wing water carriers)outcry about sending mixed-messages to our allies.
Monica_A: Rejuvenated!
Once more, with feeling:
IOKIYAR!
UConn currently choking the big one.
I still haven't seen the stingray story, and I don't want to.
My lovely wife said she felt sorry for the "poor stingray".
Is this thing fixed now?
I don't fill out teh bracket. Do I get street cred?
Bill Clinton needs to STFU. Yes, he owes Hillary big-time for standing by him. So what?
And in case you missed it below - Happy Easter from the Official Rabbit of Easter©!
Rudy who?????
Rudy and Spitzer are going to be on the new season Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.
And so is ex- NJ governor Jim McGreevey and his wife.
Matos McGreevey and her disgraced former New Jersey governor husband have managed to build up a huge, stinking pile of dung with their sordid accusations and counteraccusations.
This week's allegations from their ex-chauffeur Teddy Pedersen that they enjoyed three-in-a-bed sex romps during their marriage is just the latest dollop to be added to the festering heap.
pax
That would be Seton Hall.
Richard Seaton, on the other hand, was the hero of E.E. Smith's 'The Skylark of Space'.
Just give me a minute; I can pull something even more obscure and useless out of my butt...
Somebody fill out these brackets
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Is this thing fixed now?
foolme1ns
It's never really fixed. It just sucks less badly sometimes.
I got to go out for the evening. Please keep in mind:
Clinton had Saddam contained. Poppy Bush had Saddam contained.
Clinton had North Korea contained and Iran was not a threat. North Korea was not contained and Iran has been a threat since 1979.
We had one attack on the homeland and those people were caught and sent to prison. There were at least three attacks unless you want to ignore Timothy McVeigh and Eric Rudolph
Plus, Clinton never sent a man into battle who didn't come home alive. The Marines Poppy Bush sent into Somalia in 1992 were withdrawn in 1993. Clinton sent a Task Force in to capture Aidid because when the Marines withdrew Aidid started attacking the UN troops who replaced them.
We also had the best economy in our history
The economy under FDR and Truman was better. Particularly Truman. It is called the Great Compression for a reason.
State ain't in the Delta. /pedeltant
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teH moozlemz are comin! teH moozlems are comin!!
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ProfWombat,
Picked up "In a Silent Way" from iTunes on your recco.
Yeah, baby ....
Sorry - forgot the link
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/...evey_sex-
1.html
Should be a good season.
pax
Mike Allen freaks me out.
Picked up "In a Silent Way" from iTunes on your recco.
He's a moderate talent, at best...
State ain't in the Delta. /pedeltant
I stand duly corrected by you, proud Mississipian sir!
Say your prayers Spartans.
Pitt's laying the smack down on your sorry asses tomorrow evening.
They just want to know if, you know...it's twue.
NTodd†
Here. Have a schnitzengruben.
People of the World:
The 72 year-old man and his lackeys you currently see visiting your countries is not, I repeat, is not the President of the United States. Internal polls taken within our fair hamlet suggests that it would take the direct intervention of a higher power for him to attain the office. We know you're fear. We can't apologize enough for what you have had to endure for the past 7 years. Know that we bore the brunt of the current administration's shenanigans. Please rest assured the sanity will soon be returned to the world stage. We look forward to making the world better for all. Thank you.
Mike Allen freaks me out.
res ipsa loquitur
Benny Hill would just smack his bald head.
How cats start to look as you're going insane. Interesting paintings...
http://instruct1.cit.cornell.edu...%20Page%
202.htm
Louis Wain was born in London’s Clerkenwell district in 1860 and eventually became an artist, selling his sketches of dog shows to the Illustrated Sporting News. He married his youngest sister's governess, Emily Richardson, which was considered quite scandalous at the time. His wife contracted breast cancer and died three years later. To entertain her on her sickbed, Wain started drawing their cat, Peter. Emily encouraged him to send these drawings to newspapers and magazines, and soon the Louis Wain cat was a household name, not only in Britain but also in America, where his comics and drawings of cats appeared in several newspapers. Louis Wain was elected as President of the National Cat Club and wrote the book 'In Animal Land with Louis Wain' in 1904. Wain continued drawing cats for newspapers and children’s books until he fell victim to schizophrenia in 1917 at the age of 57. Coupled with WWI and the public dwindling interest it cats, Wain soon fell into poverty and in 1924 was certified “insane” and committed to the pauper’s wing of a mental hospital in Tooting, England. Years later a foundation was set up for him by his peers (including the famous H.G. Wells) which enabled Wain to spend the last years of his life in comfort in private asylums in Southwark and Napsbury, where he continued to paint and draw his cats. Wain allows us a unique insight into the delusions and course of illness in a late onset schizophrenic.
Oh dear, Tweety's getting all verklempt.
The 72 year-old man and his lackeys you currently see visiting your countries is not, I repeat, is not the President of the United States. Internal polls taken within our fair hamlet suggests that it would take the direct intervention of a higher power for him to attain the office. We know you're fear. We can't apologize enough for what you have had to endure for the past 7 years. Know that we bore the brunt of the current administration's shenanigans. Please rest assured the sanity will soon be returned to the world stage. We look forward to making the world better for all. Thank you.
Monica_A: Rejuvenated!
I like it, but can you translate it into a few of the major European languages. please?
UConn currently choking the big one.
Gomez
I blame Connecticut.
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Just heard "Over the Rainbow" from some guy with the first name of Israel.
Very good.
res: great on its own, and, at the time, remarkable and groundbreaking as well. And inseparable from wonderful memories.
Obama's picks are very Conservative.
If anyone is looking for a new and beautifully written novel you could do worse than look here.
http://
www.stanleyassociates.com...ley_in_news.asp
A list of news articles about Stanley Inc.
'Phoenix Business Journal: “Tucson to get secure passport production center”'
snort
Just heard "Over the Rainbow" from some guy with the first name of Israel.
Very good.
Gomez
Kama
Kanaka
Kamakanowhole?
Not really, but I know who you mean. They called him Iz. He weighed 500 pounds and died of it at a young age.
Iz time 4 some kittehs 4 U
http://plush-life.blogspot.com/2...rday-
again.html
I like it, but can you translate it into a few of the major European languages. please?
Absolutely:
The 72 year-old man and his lackeys you currently see visiting your countries is not, I repeat, is not the President of the United States. Internal polls taken within our fair hamlet suggests that it would take the direct intervention of a higher power for him to attain the office. We know you're fear. We can't apologize enough for what you have had to endure for the past 7 years. Know that we bore the brunt of the current administration's shenanigans. Please rest assured the sanity will soon be returned to the world stage. We look forward to making the world better for all. Thank you.
Monica_A: Rejuvenated!
Because shouting makes it understandable to all!
So is anyone involved in an office pool for the NCAA Women's Tournament?
And inseparable from wonderful memories.
ProfWombat
Put it in the "Memory Maker" playlist I have going...
Right after "Into the Mystic."
So is anyone involved in an office pool for the NCAA Women's Tournament?
dave™©
Girls don't play sports, silly!
Did you see the March 24th cover of the New Yorker?
pax
Oh dear, Tweety's getting all verklempt.
Bout what?
res: great on its own, and, at the time, remarkable and groundbreaking as well. And inseparable from wonderful memories.
ProfWombat
I lost my virginity to Van Morrison's Astral Weeks. I still think it's the best album of all time.
Wain allows us a unique insight into the delusions and course of illness in a late onset schizophrenic.
Richard
*
very trippy
ProfWombat, did you know about the Wombat Hill Botanical Gardens in Australia? I just got a lovely pic of them for Easter.
Bout what?
'Bout BHO and Richardson together. He's digging on the diversity.
Just give me a minute; I can pull something even more obscure and useless out of my butt...
ProfWombat
Um... ew?
So is anyone involved in an office pool for the NCAA Women's Tournament? - dave™©
If I were still single, I'd volunteer myself to be the prize for the winning team. Woman athletes are teh hawt!
So is anyone involved in an office pool for the NCAA Women's Tournament?
Women's collegiate hockey is pretty big up in these parts. Not sure about any pools, though.
You know what's hilarious?
McBush appearing in London with Tony Blair, who is as unpopular as chimpy.
The comforting part about the bible is that most of it never happened. But the whole thing of god hardening Pharoah's hear sound like an attempt to reconcile more than one story or idea of god.
Eva Cassidy did a good job on "over the Rainbow". But she died.
I like it, but can you translate it into a few of the major European languages. please?
Fuck Bush. We do.
Because shouting makes it understandable to all!
Monica_A: Rejuvenated!
That should work.
I can't blame McGreevey for the current brouhaha. Dina Matos-McGreevey is still smarting from the "stand by your gay man" moment she had to endure. That being said, quietly settle the matter for the sake of you child and move on with your life, Dina. Dragging this out isn't healthy for you and will not undue the pain of the past.
Fuck Bush. We do.
Echidne
Not even with your dick.
Or rod, or Johnson.
'Bout BHO and Richardson together. He's digging on the diversity.
Oh. Hey me too.
But mostly I'm digging on the "can we please end this fucking thing NOW" vibe.
Waxman gave Rice a Monday deadline to respond to his request. The State Department did not immediately respond to a request for comment.
Waxman wants Rice to indentify the snoopers.
Israel "IZ" Kamakawiwo'ole
so what is up with Fox today????? Chris Wallace upset about the Obama bashing and Kilmeade walking off????
What is this about??? Has anyone checked the thermostat in Hell lately???
http://www.newyorker.com/magazin...24/
toc_20080317
I had to look at this New Yorker cover for a while before I got it.
pax
Here. Have a schnitzengruben.
I'm not from Havana!
That being said, quietly settle the matter for the sake of you child and move on with your life, Dina. Dragging this out isn't healthy for you and will not undue the pain of the past.
Or, at the least, hit TGIFridays up for some kind of promotional bit...
so what is up with Fox today????? Chris Wallace upset about the Obama bashing and Kilmeade walking off????
They only have about 25 viewers left so no one saw any of that.
Waxman gave Rice a Monday deadline to respond to his request. The State Department did not immediately respond to a request for comment.
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Or else what? if there is no or else, then it is meaningless.
So I had my hot cross bun. The green chunks in them are not divine snot.
Here. Have a schnitzengruben.
I'm not from Havana!
NTodd†
Oh, to have been in the scriptwriting sessions.
It was a mistranlation. The original text reads "god hardened Pharoah's part," not heart. So the story takes on a whole new meaning. God gave Pharoah insatiable priapism, which he wished to excercise on the hebrews!
Israel "IZ" Kamakawiwo'ole
WalterStingray, looking sharp
You had to look that up.
Goddamn, I do not have "Astral Weeks" on my Ipod.
"You know what's hilarious?
McBush appearing in London with Tony Blair, who is as unpopular as chimpy."
--fourlegsgood, stingrayed
They don't think, period. They're in their own world.
The E*Trade ad with the glad-assed trader who bought in Hong Kong irritates
me. But then, I was good at geography, so maybe I'm hard to impress.
Or, at the least, hit TGIFridays up for some kind of promotional bit...
Whatever gets her through the night. She wants a boatload of money to compensate for the lifestyle she loss when he resigned. What the hell? It's not like he's living that lifestyle anymore. He didn't dump her and keep all of the perks. There's no New Jersey State Police anything taking him anywhere.
Israel "IZ" Kamakawiwo'ole
WalterStingray, looking sharp
You had to look that up.
Adam Hominem
Well of course.
mimi would have known without Googling, though.
Say your prayers Spartans
You hurt me.
Wain allows us a unique insight into the delusions and course of illness in a late onset schizophrenic.
Richard
i love this guys work.
what about van gough?
picasso?
i don't imagine matisse was crazy...
Echidine,
Ever have a mohnstrudel?
They serve 'em at the world famous Hungarian Bakery.
ProfWombat is familiar with the place.
'Bout BHO and Richardson together. He's digging on the diversity.
Heh. I'll bet ol' Tweety is lovin' it.
THIS IS SPARTA!
Goddamn, I do not have "Astral Weeks" on my Ipod.
res ipsa loquitur
I'd send it to you if I could.
Especially Madame George. And Ballerina. And Slim Slow Slider. And...
They don't think, period. They're in their own world.
The funniest thing is Lindsey Graham, thinking "hey! i iz on teh WORLD STAGE!!"
what a little pissant
I posted both Eva Cassidy's and Iz's versions of Over the Rainbow. Like them both but hers more, I think. It has more duende.
I love funky Sunflowers on a blue ground.
Say your prayers Spartans
You wish, pal.
So Orange Satan is giving a big slurpy blow-job to their BFFs at "Politico," I see.
Bat. Shit. Insane.
What is this about??? Has anyone checked the thermostat in Hell lately???
Did ya see the video? freaked me out, he made his fox friends all red in color and shamed them.
Monica_A
I agree with you. Cheap shot on my part. Those poor kids.
pax
Israel "IZ" Kamakawiwo'ole
WalterStingray, looking sharp
You had to look that up.
Adam Hominem
Well of course.
mimi would have known without Googling, though.
Is this the version of "Somewhere Over The Rainbow" that was the end title for "Finding Forrester"? Really good movie.
Ever have a mohnstrudel?
Not under that name, but perhaps under some other name.
THIS IS SPARTA!
Uh yeah, I know that, I'm trying to get to Hattiesberg. Is that right or left at this light up here?
If Goya wasn't mad, then he should have been.
duende
This is my favorite word.
"Duende" is to great, spiritual art what "Tantric" is to great, spiritual sex.
Did ya see the video? freaked me out, he made his fox friends all red in color and shamed them.
still shocked
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frankly I'm scared.
Arabella,
No need to apologize.
For instance, I just found out that beignets are what my mom used to call "monks". Deep-fried dough with jam in the middle of it.
So Orange SatZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....
BTW, whatever happened to the three-day window to produce emails given to the White House by the judge?
*crickets*
Echidine,
Poppy seed strudel.
Harry Nilsson did a great version of "Over the Rainbow" for his "Touch of Schmilsson in the Night" elpee. Didn't make the original album, but turned up on the CD (and, IIRC, one of those Tom Hanks-Meg Ryan movies)...
Adam, First time a boy kissed me "Moondance" was playing. I like Van ..
Jane Monheit's a cappella version is great
For instance, I just found out that beignets are what my mom used to call "monks". Deep-fried dough with jam in the middle of it.
Echidne
Proper New Orleans beignets don't have jam in them. They are delicious, though.
Yeah, Vicki, I learned the term here from you and ProfWombat, I think.
Or else what? if there is no or else, then it is meaningless.
I believe congressional hearings.
Is this the version of "Somewhere Over The Rainbow" that was the end title for "Finding Forrester"? Really good movie.
We had that song on our wedding mix.
"Duende" is to great, spiritual art what "Tantric" is to great, spiritual sex.
Sooooo you don't get to finish the painting?
I don't think classical beignets have jam in the middle.
Basically just fried dough served with confectioner's sugar.
the mister says the Fox news thing is a scripted ploy because the ratings are going down. I wonder
Echidine,
Poppy seed strudel.
I thought that was some kind of code for George H.W. Bush's ejaculations. I owe you a drink, R-I-L.
Remember, if you're at a crossroads in Mississippi, be sure to sell your sould to the devil for the ability to play guitar. If you can already play guitar, pick something else cool, not the accordion.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B...h?
v=Bfz_xhkTmro
My favorite version of Over the Rainbow (although George Shering's arrangement is nice)
For instance, I just found out that beignets are what my mom used to call "monks". Deep-fried dough with jam in the middle of it.
Isn't "beigne" just French for "donut"?
But I can't emotionally compute landmasses and extended abstract societies.
Visitor Online | 03.21.08 - 4:30 pm | #
indeed.
also im not much into unrequited love.
Deep-fried dough with jam in the middle of it.
There's an Italian version with chunks of anchovies instead of jam. My grandfather used to make them around Easter (along with an absolute killer ricotta cheesecake!).
I owe jac a cup of chicory.
Poppy seed strudel.
I've had those. They are lovely when properly made. Just like the poppy seed and lemon cake is fantastic when home-made but the Whole Paycheck version is like cardboard.
Heh. Arianna:
Finally, I find it laughable to be lectured on hate speech by Bill O'Reilly, who has done as much if not more than anyone else in the media to debase the public dialogue. He spews hate as readily as he breathes. It's his lifeblood.
Echidine,
Poppy seed strudel.
I read that as "poopy" seed.
Time for me to go home.
First time a boy kissed me "Moondance" was playing. I like Van ..
res ipsa loquitur
Maria McKee - "You gotta sin to get saved." She does kickass version of "like the way true lovers do" and "my sad eyes."
You wish, pal.
Barndog,
Fer effing real.
I love MSU's fight song, btw.
I don't think classical beignets have jam in the middle.
Maybe not classical, but jazz beignets and psychedelic beignets have jams in the middle.
Thank you! I'll be here all week!
i hate prostate exams.
Deep thought posted without comment:
Photograph of Bill Clinton and Rev. Wright Surfaces
In providing the photograph to The New York Times, the Obama campaign appeared to be trying to divert some attention to the Clintons after a week in which Mr. Obama’s relationship with Mr. Wright has left him facing one of the biggest challenges of his campaign. There is nothing in the picture or the note that addresses whether Mr. Clinton had met Mr. Wright prior to the White House meeting or whether he or Mrs. Clinton knew anything about Mr. Wright’s views.
http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.c...right-surfaces/
Ewwww! George jizz! My eyes! You've put out my eyes!
This busker was playing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" on a flugelhorn on Bway the other day. It was nighttime and you could hear it for blocks.
"Duende" is to great, spiritual art what "Tantric" is to great, spiritual sex.
Sooooo you don't get to finish the painting?
catalexis
Sooooo you don't get to finish the painting?
The painting is never done.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S...h?
v=S5vzwJXszww
Chris wallace on fox n friends this morning.
Fer effing real
I think the NCAA Tournament is payback for losing to Wisconsin in the B-10 Tourney.
The first time simels was kissed he was listening to Jenny Lind.
Live.
My mom made some "monks" with jam inside, some with grated lemon rind in the dough and no jam, some plain. They were all rolled in icing sugar afterwards.
i hate prostate exams.
euphronius Night School!
Beats a colonoscopy.
You know what's hilarious?
McBush appearing in London with Tony Blair, who is as unpopular as chimpy.
fourlegsgood, stingrayed
Remember in hah skoo when the unpopular kids all sorta banded together? Kind of a "Losers' Club"?
Think Junior & Tony'll get matching dork outfits?
Isn't "beigne" just French for "donut"?
SteveNS
It's like those people have a different word for everything.
plantsman - My pet ficus is still not doing well. It's leaves are turning yellow. I tried watering it with distilled water. (The tap water in my office reeks of chlorine.)
What else can I try? I've had this ficus for five years. Sniff.
pax
I don't usually blogwhore Friday Hope Blogging, but I'm excited about the animated film at the end.
New Orleans beignets just have powdered sugar on them.
This has been great, but I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE and get some work done.
It's like those people have a different word for everything.
jac
Too bad they don't have a word for 'entrepreneur.'
My mom made some "monks" with jam inside
So Prior A is filled with rowanberry jam?
Well, now that Drake's out, I don't give a shit.
Wait...I didn't give a shit before. I will next year when Tubby leads the mighty Gophers back to the top of the Big 10.
i hate prostate exams.
Do they put your feet in stirrups so high that your head hangs on the floor?
fantasy baseball draft tomorrow.
my targets are David ortiz, carl Ceawford and Joe Nathan.
But everyone loves the Drake
What else can I try? I've had this ficus for five years. Sniff.
pax
Arabella Trefoil
Those fucking things have never worked for me either. At best they live, grudgingly, but don't thrive.
I think they need some kind of worm, or something.
My mom made some "monks" with jam inside, some with grated lemon rind in the dough and no jam, some plain. They were all rolled in icing sugar afterwards.
Any advice on making chocolate (M&M) chip cookies?
Mine always blow: too thin, not chewy enough
.
van gogh, yes
matisse, picasso, no
The painting is never done.
Are you channeling Jay DeFeo?
Your Gophers are doing pretty well in hockey, Zap.
Gosh. That would be right up JimmyJeff's alley, so to speak.
I just made some pasta salad with chipotle mayo. I have to say it's fucking astoundingly good.
Yes, fucking good.
I don't usually blogwhore Friday Hope Blogging, but I'm excited about the animated film at the end.
*cough*PAX*cough*
McBush appearing in London with Tony Blair, who is as unpopular as chimpy.
fourlegsgood, stingrayed
Please don't ban me for this, Atrios, but I want to throw water in Blair's face to rid him of the twisted smile for just one second.
Do they put your feet in stirrups so high that your head hangs on the floor?
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no. i have no doubt i would hate pelvic exams more than prostate exams.
My mom made some "monks" with jam inside
So Prior A is filled with rowanberry jam?
Yes.
It has to do with Gustaf Vasa in the fifteen hundreds, of course. There is even something called a "big monk": a very large pig-shaped doughnut.
4legs, I no can haz your FHB link. Looked for it where you said, but didn't find it.
My favorite version of Over the Rainbow is by Lloyd Spiegel's which, unfortunately, is not on YouTube (but other stuff by Lloyd is).
There is nothing in the picture or the note that addresses whether Mr. Clinton had met Mr. Wright prior to the White House meeting or whether he or Mrs. Clinton knew anything about Mr. Wright’s views.
But I thought everybody knew about Rev. Wright and his views cuz he's so like huge and important.
The Clintons helped push this bullshit. They suck. They should step aside so the country can move forward and leave the sorry egomaniac asses in the fucking dust.
is that ntodd on the cover of the noo yawkah?
Impressionism: bleah! Baroque: good.
Mine always blow: too thin, not chewy enough
2 things come to mind: either your butter was cold when you made the batter, or:
You overmixed it.
New Orleans beignets just have powdered sugar on them.
A deep-fried coronary topped with sugary goodness!
But everyone loves the Drake
I *hate* the Drake!
Your Gophers are doing pretty well in hockey, Zap.
Meh...they're the Yankees of the WCHA.
The Clintons helped push this bullshit.
Evidence?
the mister says the Fox news thing is a scripted ploy because the ratings are going down.
Just like wrestling.
paz
Do they put your feet in stirrups so high that your head hangs on the floor?
Echidne
Mine always blow: too thin, not chewy enough
.
William H. Rehnquist
Hey! We talked about this yesterday! I have a book that says you have to use Crisco, not butter, or at least half Crisco. Someone here suggested the key is to keep the butter cold. And use less.
But what the fuck are you doing baking? You're dead!
Any advice on making chocolate (M&M) chip cookies?
Mine always blow: too thin, not chewy enough
If too thin, the butter may have been too warm or the temperature is too hight. If not chewy enough, take them out of the oven a little earlier.
what are Rev Wrights views that are so objectionable? ill grant you the gov is infecting balck people with AIDs lacks concrete evidence. other than that?
Do they put your feet in stirrups so high that your head hangs on the floor? -Echidne
No Flirting ... go on
The Clintons helped push this bullshit.
Evidence?
Sky is blue?
Seriously, Hecate: give it up already.
I *hate* the Drake!
I hate the Sein.
Evidence?
[bill cosby] Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight... [/bill cosby]
The Clintons helped push this bullshit.
Evidence?
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator |
I'd be interested in seeing some evidence too.
baruque, barf
modernism, yum
Of course, around here, everywhere you go with a TV has it on Fox News. Unbelievable.
"is that ntodd on the cover of the noo yawkah?"
--Henry Flower
there is no eivdence HRCs camp pushed this. just fucking stop it.
The first time simels was kissed he was listening to Jenny Lind.
STill not coming to The 'Con, right?
b/c you're too charming?
what are Rev Wrights views that are so objectionable?
And why don't we hear more about this guy?
Evidence?
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
Silly witch. The Clintons are the root of all evil. It follows, then.
what are Rev Wrights views that are so objectionable? ill grant you the gov is infecting balck people with AIDs lacks concrete evidence. other than that?
euphronius Night School!
I agree with 99% of what the man said.
And he isn't running for president, Obama is.
Modernism crap! Ptoo! Whatever that is. I know next to nothing about art from ca. 1940 onward.
If too thin, the butter may have been too warm or the temperature is too hight. If not chewy enough, take them out of the oven a little earlier.
How do you mix it without getting the butter too warm and yet warm enough to actually mix? Do I need to use the pastry cutter thingie?
.
University of Otago - The Fighting We Are So Much Smarter Than Yous.
I some views by religious "authorities" are objectionable. I have 15 channels of religious programming (thanks, Comcast) and not one preach the true word or God or Jesus. I get to hear how much sin is in the world because of abortion and homosexuality, but I don't hear anything like "hate the sin, love the sinner" or "love each other as I have loved you all".
The Clintons are the root of all evil.
No. Just egomaniacs who don't know when to quit.
I think that's more or less an objective fact at this point in time. But, hey, let's wait a few more months and see if things get "better".
Good evening, beautiful people!
It's time for Weekend Wank Blogging!
Coming to you from Wank itself.
Because shouting makes it understandable to all!
Sky is blue?
Seriously, Hecate: give it up already.
Stunt Hussein Woman
No.
You trying to say that the Clintons are racists is as wrong as it can be. No evidence for it at all. Never ever.
Poor Obama. They're picking on him?
He's handled it so far.
you can put the cookies back in the fridge first before you bake them is the big thing.
You lose the spring effect from the butter if it's too warm when it hits the oven.
Adam H
At best they live, grudgingly
That is a beautiful sentence. I love it.
pax
Shit...I'm miserably sick, but I should shovel.
Later.
Rev. Sun Myung Moon.
Living proof that the GOP will climb into bed with anyone if they are wealthy enough.
There should be a "find" in my prior post.
Tonight on Huntin' an' Fishin' Jesus, JC and the boys set their sights on grouses and quail!
From JMM: The girl, now a young woman, in the Hillary red phone ad has made a web video for the Obama campaign, rejecting the "politics of fear."
Jeebus, how long ago did they film that ad? 1998?
Ack. Post dinner slanties.
Because shouting makes it understandable to all!
I VANT TO GO TO ZEE HOTEL!
The first time McCain was kissed Mozart was jamming on the harpsichord.
Dear dead William H. Rehnquist, use the recipe from the back of the Nestles chocolate chip bag. And while you're at it, use the chocolate chips instead of m&ms.
No. Just egomaniacs who don't know when to quit.
Become a dictator and then you, too, can have it your way all the time.
WASHINGTON - The Associated Press has learned that the two contractors fired for snooping into Barack Obama's passport records worked for a Virginia-based company called Stanley Inc.
This still doesn't help. Question is who was the person who didn't report the first two breaches to upper senior mgmt. so they could investigate.
You trying to say that the Clintons are racists
As you should be know by now, I don't spend much time "trying" to be obtuse. If I thought the Clintons were racists, rest assured: I would say so.
How do you mix it without getting the butter too warm and yet warm enough to actually mix? Do I need to use the pastry cutter thingie?
.
Try using two butter knives to cut the butter into small pieces in the mix.
How do you mix it without getting the butter too warm and yet warm enough to actually mix? Do I need to use the pastry cutter thingie?
I see the reverse advice here so I may be all wrong. But often the recipes tell you to put the batter in the fridge before the final shaping of the cookies. That would help to keep the butter cool until it gets in the oven. It won't have so much time to spread out if it's cold initially?
I'd first try taking them out earlier than you have been. Like when they are still a bit gooey in the middle but have a crust.
Dear dead William H. Rehnquist, use the recipe from the back of the Nestles chocolate chip bag. And while you're at it, use the chocolate chips instead of m&ms
A wise choice.
Rehnquist,
What Echidine said: undercook them. They should just get a crust on them. Then take them out of the oven and let them cool.
Become a dictator and then you, too, can have it your way all the time.
Trying to control the comments?
Good luck.
Later, JC shows why his catch of bass is always big enough to go around to everybody, and he never runs out of cold beer.
is that ntodd on the cover of the noo yawkah?
Yes it is. It took me a long time to figure it out. The sock suspenders finally clued me in.
http://www.newyorker.com/magazin...24/
toc_20080317
pax
what are Rev Wrights views that are so objectionable?
Daring to suggest that American Exceptionalism may be an unrealistic and arrogant notion.
Monica_A: Rejuvenated!
I block all religious channels.
They can stick that shit where the sun doesn't shine.
Afternoon, kids. Did we all order our lunches?
(I think so--just checking.)
I always take the cookies out when they are very soft. Soft in that you have to wait a few minutes to be able to lift em because they will fall apart otherwise.
Typically 2 minutes or so less than what the recipe calls for.
Rev Wright said the as President Clinton screwed the black community.
Whatever with Clinton's sex life but he did not screw the black community
The only one destroying Democrats is Obama -- he not only wants to turn the page. He wants to burn the book.
According to him no other Democrat but him is any good.
He builds fake arguments and then declares himself the only winner.
It only works with people who are freshman in college or still in high school or losers like John Kerry and Tom Daschle, people who caved into Shrub.
I believe you're all overthinking the issue of chocolate chip cookies.
Take the receipt on the back of the package. Use a little less butter for a more 'cake-like' texture. Mix the dough exactly as described otherwise - the order does matter. Immediately put cookies on pan and into oven - extra dough needs to be kept in the icebox.
Depending on your oven, watch the cookies carefully and don't let them get to dark.
all right this is getting tiresome. see you all laterz.
"(I think so--just checking.)"
--Molly Ivors,
Oh, I will right now.
Like I said earlier, Killfile's gonna need a Bromo before this day is through.
Next channel: Welcome to the JCFL network! I'm John Madden and I'll be your host on this trip down memory lane of old footage showing JC bringing the Lombardi trophy home!
Thanks, arabella.
I had a schefflera all through college that didn't grow an inch. Took it home after graduation and gave it to Mom; next saw it six months later and it was up to the ceiling.
I think some people have the touch and some don't. I don't.
*awakes to an elbow in the ribs*
What? Who?
Uh...this is bad news for the Democrats. It could really hurt them in November.
Modernism crap! Ptoo! Whatever that is. I know next to nothing about art from ca. 1940 onward.
ah, that explains it
not to worry, modernism is dead
If I thought the Clintons were racists, rest assured: I would say so.
You saying the Clintons are tryingto push the Wright crap is bullshit.
There are plenty of other people out there who are more than willing to do it.
Just wait. And you won't be able to do a damn thing about it.
you can fool some of the peopl | 03.21.08 - 5:35 pm | #
What a load of nonsense.
---
http://ac360.blogs.cnn.com/2008/...hts-911-sermon/
Somebody posted this on the morning thread. very well written and it has Wrights words in context.
Dear dead William H. Rehnquist, use the recipe from the back of the Nestles chocolate chip bag. And while you're at it, use the chocolate chips instead of m&ms
I'm not in charge here. I'm taking orders from a 4 1/2 year old in a pink polka-dot dress and plastic Barbie princess shoes. She insists on M&Ms.
.
Friday kittehs 4U:
Baby Kitty Loves Her Dad
Baby Kitty Does Fizziks
Vlad - Camera, Do Not Want
Note to self: Get a blog.
I can't express my feelings about seeing the Orange Satan playing kissy-face with the crap wingnut blog Politico.
Add a 1/4 c extra flour and they won't go flat.
you can fool some of the peopl
Ah. Bugs is back.
Tonight on JCNN, Jesus takes an in-depth look at dihydrogen oxide abuse in America.
MSNBC attacking Hagee.
Jesus Christ thinks radon testing is a scam.
special report after the game.
Eschacon: Please visit me in booth 1706. You may win an all-expense paid trip for three to Sandals, Jamaica
what are Rev Wrights views that are so objectionable?
They're not to people here. But holy crap, they are to a lot of other people. Of course, many of them are republicans, but still...
Yes it is. It took me a long time to figure it out. The sock suspenders finally clued me in.
the tastee freeze wall behind him ia a dead giveaway
plastic Barbie princess shoes.
HEY! Tell her to give those back! I need to wear them tonight.
I'm not in charge here. I'm taking orders from a 4 1/2 year old in a pink polka-dot dress and plastic Barbie princess shoes. She insists on M&Ms.
.
William H. Rehnquist
She's in charge, as it should be. My daughter is 14 and hasn't relinquished the throne once.
Her faithful servant is awful tired, though.
Tonight on the O'Jesus Factor, Jesus rebukes Dick Morris!
I can't express my feelings about seeing the Orange Satan playing kissy-face with the crap wingnut blog Politico.
And Mike Allen, the biggest Bush ass-kisser ever.
Oy.
stanley inc:
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Over 15-Year History of Providing Passport Services Continues
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Add a 1/4 c extra flour and they won't go flat.
ErinPDX
I wonder what cake flour would do.
My book says Crisco for chewy goodness. But what does it know?
Do Stanley employees need security clearance?
. I'm taking orders from a 4 1/2 year old in a pink polka-dot dress and plastic Barbie princess shoes. She insists on M&Ms.
My mother used to make M&M cookies. My faves!
Gee, I thought you'd all flock over to see Wank but no.
But OK, those cookies sound good. Count your blessings with chocolate chips, I have to chop big bars of baking chocolate and then it melts weird.
HEY! Tell her to give those back! I need to wear them tonight.
You can have em. They're wrecking my hardwood floors because she insists on stomping like a flamenco dancer.
.
I'm taking orders from a 4 1/2 year old in a pink polka-dot dress and plastic Barbie princess shoes.
She who must be obeyed.
WASHINGTON (AP) — The Associated Press has learned that the two contractors fired for snooping into Barack Obama's passport records worked for a Virginia-based company called Stanley Inc.
just look at the anagram and know:
yes Clintan
Somebody posted this on the morning thread. very well written and it has Wrights words in context.
The people who should read it, won't. Many don't even know it exists. If CNN was doing its job, someone would be on teevee saying this.
Is someone on teevee saying this?
They're not to people here. But holy crap, they are to a lot of other people. Of course, many of them are republicans, but still...
pie
It's a problem. A lot of the people in this country can't imagine it doing anything wrong, ever.
Tonight, Bill Maher welcomes professor Melissa Harris-Lacewell, actor Jon Hamm, Rep. Barney Frank (D-MA) and Real Time correspondent P.J. O'Rourke. Plus, via satellite, journalist Michael Ware.
just look at the anagram and know:
focus
She who must be obeyed.
:D
Why are they still getting government paychecks? Lurita Doan. Alphonso Jackson.
But OK, those cookies sound good. Count your blessings with chocolate chips, I have to chop big bars of baking chocolate and then it melts weird.
Marcellina
The chocolate chip is unknown in Osterreich?
I didn't know that.
Remember, if you're at a crossroads in Mississippi, be sure to sell your soul to the devil for the ability to play guitar. If you can already play guitar, pick something else cool, not the accordion.
B1 Bummer
man, i'd so be there.
van gogh, yes
matisse, picasso, no
Henry Flower
i knew that. tho i think a little crazy helps, and picasso was at least a little crazy.
NTodd, how come your faggot-ass blog doesn't let me embed videos?
Comment by you can fool some of the peopl blocked.
You're fucking boring.
Go hook up with "Bugs"
My book says Crisco for chewy goodness. But what does it know?
Adam Hominem,unbanned since 08
I reject Crisco, I can taste the lack of butter. If they're too crunchy I fear you've overcooked them.
For real chewy goodness, use a packet of pudding mix, cut it into the flour. I think that does the trick if I remember properly.
I can't express my feelings about seeing the Orange Satan playing kissy-face with the crap wingnut blog Politico.
I warned those kids to save themselves for their wedding night. I took Orange Satan and Politco to a silver ring ceremony and they signed virginity statements.
Didn't work, I guess
Cake flour is lower in gluten which makes things made with it lighter and fluffier.
This is good news for cantaurs
just look at the anagram and know:
yes Clintan
Wow, your good! I would of never noticed that.
But they're supposed to be crispy!
Reverend Wright has put America in touch with its Inner Concern Troll.
cantaurs = centaurs
he was?
just going out the door, catch you later
For real chewy goodness, use a packet of pudding mix, cut it into the flour. I think that does the trick if I remember properly.
puppethead
Interesting. I'll try it next time. Thanks.
What are the preferences on salted vs. unsalted butter?
I've got unsalted.
.
Hating on the Clintons: the real bipartisanship.
I can't express my feelings about seeing the Orange Satan playing kissy-face with the crap wingnut blog Politico.
I wonder if they cross-posted that at Free Republic?
Adam, yup. There's one store in Vienna that has 'em, marked up of course.
"I'm not in charge here. I'm taking orders from a 4 1/2 year old in a pink polka-dot dress and plastic Barbie princess shoes. She insists on M&Ms."
.
--William H. Rehnquist
Well, I see you point. Another suggestion. Use the cookie dough recipe from the back of the Nestles semi-sweet bag, bake cookies for 1/2 time, take out of oven, push three or four m&ms into top, stick back into oven for remainder of baking time.
So, the AP just found out that the Stanley Company out of Tucson was/is doing the passport processing?
They should have checked here this morning: http://www.haloscan.com/comments...10067/
#11567826
But they're supposed to be crispy!
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
Oh, sure, if you're going to use them in spells...
Hating on the Clintons: the real bipartisanship.
Now imagine if Hillary was President.
Reason #312 etc...
Hating on the Clintons: the real bipartisanship.
Molly Ivors, Sick
Sadly, yes.
Hating on the Clintons: the real bipartisanship.
BTW, I love the peeps here (what other political site features high level cookies advice) and am very sad to be missing Philly next weekend.
.
Adam, yup. There's one store in Vienna that has 'em, marked up of course.
Marcellina
I suppose you can get Nutella, though.
Ewww.
Reverend Wright has put America in touch with its Inner Concern Troll.
I wish that was all there was to it.
I've heard of adding pudding to a cookie recipe, haven't tried it yet though.
Obama Wins Nomination!
"Tub 'o Nachos" Richardson Pushes GodDamnAmerica Obama Over The Top..."
I've got unsalted.
Add about another scant 1/4 tsp salt to the mixture.
But Judge Rehnquist! What are we going to do with our special box lunch of brains if our zombie posters don't come?
Hating on the Clintons: the real bipartisanship.
Now imagine if Hillary was President.
Reason #312 etc...
Whereas if we just pick someone else, someone more -- electable -- they'll totally never hate on that person.
You can have em. They're wrecking my hardwood floors because she insists on stomping like a flamenco dancer.
Sounds like the kid has style.
Chewy v. Crispy (re cookies) will incite battles almost as passionate as Mac v. PC, BHO v. HRC, city v. suburbs, etc.
Hating on the Clintons: the real bipartisanship.
Molly Ivors, Sick
There you have it, friends: The Comment of the Year.
BTW, I love the peeps here (what other political site features high level cookies advice) and am very sad to be missing Philly next weekend.
.
William H. Rehnquist
I didn't know that "On the whole I'd rather be in Philadephia" was your epitaph, also.
I suppose you can get Nutella, though.
Ugh.
Now imagine if Hillary was President.
Reason #312 etc...
I don't hate her at all, strangely.
Comment by you can fool some of the peopl blocked.
You're fucking boring.
Go hook up with "Bugs"
Terry C - Hippie Fagsoul | Homepage | 03.21.08 - 5:44 pm | #
Why do you have to waste time telling everyone who in hell you blocked.
I don't give a shit.
Marce,
Seems like semi-sweet morsels would ship fairly well.
Comment by Lubyanka blocked.
killfile rawks!
It's a problem. A lot of the people in this country can't imagine it doing anything wrong, ever.
These are the people I refer to as the blind fucktards. Who have, through their willing stupidity, given up any right to have a heeded voice in anything.
"Tub 'o Nachos" Richardson Pushes GodDamnAmerica Obama Over The Top..."
Lubyanka
And your mother brings you to orgasm every afternoon after you arrive home from special education detention.
Goodbye.
I hate cookies, so fuck you all.
And I'm still at work, editing physician newsletters.
It sucks to be me on this Good Friday.
I'm the only one around for miles.
Beyond that, we're in a snow storm.
Why do you have to waste time telling everyone who in hell you blocked.
I don't give a shit.
Am I blocked too?
Why don't you go fuck yourself?
Honestly!
Oh, sure, if you're going to use them in spells...
Oh, yes, the crispy cookie spell!
Eye of newt
Crispy cookies
Toe of frog
Fingernails from a corpse
Hmmm, what am I missing?
Fuck...I should have not shoveled.
I'm whooped.
Bunter sent me a recipe that she swears is the Best Cookie Evah, but I have yet to give it a whirl.
Chewy v. Crispy (re cookies) will incite battles almost as passionate as Mac v. PC, BHO v. HRC, city v. suburbs, etc.
I'm thinking of replacing the brown sugar in the recipe with a biofuel.
.
they'll totally never hate on that person.
When love walks in, reason flies out the window.
They make baking M&M's, a semisweet or darker chocolate which works better in the cookies than the ones you nomnomnom out of the bag.
Interesting. I'll try it next time. Thanks.
Adam Hominem,unbanned since 08
Oops, the pudding mix goes in with the sugars and butter. Here's a representative recipe:
2 1/4 c. unsifted flour
1 tsp. baking soda
1 c. butter/butter, softened
1/4 c. granulated sugar
3/4 c. packed light brown sugar
1 tsp. vanilla
1 (4 serving) pkg. Jello brand vanilla or chocolate instant pudding
2 eggs
1 (12 oz.) pkg. chocolate chips
1 c. chopped nuts; optional
Mix flour with baking soda. Combine butter, the sugars, vanilla, and pudding mix in large mixing bowl; beat until smooth and creamy. Beat in eggs. Gradually add flour mixture; then stir in chips and nuts. (Batter will be stiff.) Drop by rounded teaspoonfuls, about 2 inches apart, onto ungreased baking sheets. Bake at 375 degrees for 8-10 minutes. Makes about 7 dozen.
Marce,
Seems like semi-sweet morsels would ship fairly well.
Molly Ivors, Sick
I wonder if there's something like amazon.com for foodstuffs.
Of course, I'd be happy to ship Marcellina a bag or two, also.
Eye of newt
Crispy cookies
Toe of frog
Fingernails from a corpse
Hmmm, what am I missing?
Spam.
I like the basic chocolate chip cookie recipe with some oatmeal and two Tbl. of maple syrup thrown in.
Beyond that, we're in a snow storm.
Vicki, go home!! We've just been told we might get 12 inches over here!
I don't hate anyone. But I have preferences.
Molly, my first Christmas away from America, my wish list consisted of Nestles morsels, Duncan Hines brownie mix and Hershey bars with almonds.
I like pizzelle.
But Judge Rehnquist! What are we going to do with our special box lunch of brains if our zombie posters don't come?
There's always dry ice and fedex.
.
Uncut.
given up any right to have a heeded voice in anything.
Apprentice
And yet they probably vote in greater numbers than liberals.
Fuck...I should have not shoveled.
I'm whooped.
Zap Rowsdower
I have a service.
But then, I'm in the heart-attack prone years, too.
"I've got unsalted."
.
--William H. Rehnquist
I might not have liked you for anything else, but I respect your taste in butter. Add your own salt is what I always do. Unsalted butter is better.
Eye of newt
Crispy cookies
Toe of frog
Fingernails from a corpse
Hmmm, what am I missing?
Blood from a virginal Jenna or Not Jenna.
Oops, you're screwed.
The Atrios Recipe Blog!
You go, girls!
Eye of newt
Crispy cookies
Toe of frog
Fingernails from a corpse
Hmmm, what am I missing?
Spam.
SteveLG
Actually, I think that's the Spam recipe.
With, you know, spam flavor.
I like bars:
congo bars
lemon bars (coconut on top)
pecan bars
brownies
blondies
You have anything like that, send it over, please.
And yet they probably vote in greater numbers than liberals.
Alas, too true, as they're herded to the polls by their parasite priest overlords.
Thanks, puppethead. Next time I'm ordered to make cookies...
I never thought of using Spam in a spell. Maybe you could make little poppets out of the Spam and feed them to a dog.
Motherfucker. It's that Independent women's Forum jackoff again.
Adam that's sweet of you! But rest assured, I can get my family to ship me that kind of stuff. Thanks, though!
zap:
aren't you special!
By god, Molly, I believe you're right.
I'd be happy to share a peanutbutter- chocolate chip-oatmeal cookie recipe that is our fav but won't otherwise take up the space.
They're called Marjorie Cookies after my pal. She and I were once going to do a dessert cookbook dedicated to peanut butter and chocolate recipes subtitled The Art of Underbaking. I fall in the gooey camp, if that wasn't clear. Warm and gooey.
We've been getting pate over at our eschacon email.
That's French spam.
Noblejoanie, oooh! ooooh!
Please give recipe. My mother's name is Marjorie and I could make them for her someday, she'd love that.
Molly, anything remotely interesting, or just the usual crap.
When love walks in, reason flies out the window.
pie
Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
Vicki, go home!! We've just been told we might get 12 inches over here!
Well, I fucked around on the blog this week, and work is due. My bad. As long as I get my work done by deadline, it's all good, though. These are self-imposed deadlines (otherwise, I'd bang on the drum all day).
I'm done now, though. I think I'll chill for a minute and head home
Roads suck, or so I've heard.
I don't hate anyone. But I have preferences.
See, Zap gets it.
s
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ql,
Nah. Million dollars out of the Cote d'Ivoire--that sort of thing.
Marcellina--I'll email it to you!
Roads suck, or so I've heard.
I'm sure they do over there, because they do here.
Hoot!
"I like bars:"
--res ipsa loquitur
Try these, they are delicious and easy to make.
Chewy Nut Squares
1/2 cup butter...1/2 cup firmly packed dark brown sugar...1 cup flour
2 eggs...1 cup firmly packed dark brown sugar, divided...1 tablespoon flour...1/4 teaspoon baking powder...1/4 teaspoon salt ...1 1/2 cup chopped walnuts...1/2 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips (optional)
Preheat oven to 350. Cream butter and 1/2 cup sugar until fluffy. Gradually beat in 1 cup flour. Pat into bottom of 8x8x2-inch pan. Bake 15-20 minutes. Cool slightly. In bowl beat eggs slightly. Stir in sugar, flour, baking powder and salt until well blended, add nuts. Pour over crust. Bake 30-35 minutes until brown and set in center. Cool completely before cutting into squares.
Sheets
Tub O' Nachos Richardson endorses GodDamnAmerica Obama...if only The Pomposity Blimp--Albert Gore, Jr.--would do so, golly this race would be over!
Obama Campaign:
"Hillary's secretarial-spread getting wider..pantsuits not working.."
BTW, for those asking how bad can it get (weather department), here's the latest from snowy Brew City:
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Picture of a shopping mall in Indio. The vehicle featured in the foreground seems rather appropriate given the situation faced by the city...
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