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Gravatartee hee tee hee hee


GravatarRUDY!

Now THERE was a scary ambitious guy.


Gravatarshe hee hee heets


GravatarJamie Lee Curtis went shirtless to pose for AARP The Magazine.

It really is Good Friday


GravatarDiablo Tatton just looked at me.


GravatarExcellent... excellent news for Mr. Nathan.


GravatarJohn McCain is mindful of the US/Russia stingray gap. That is why he must be elected president.


GravatarTnink of all the money this saves him.
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GravatarTOM REYNOLDS (R) NY 26th
NOT RUNNING FOR REELECtION!

YEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!


GravatarBetter news for Bloomberg


GravatarI'll say.


Gravatari'll gitcha next time, my pretty!!!


GravatarObama filled out an NCAA bracket (looks better than mine so far), and picked Mississippi St. to beat the Oregon Ducks

http://pdxpipeline.wordpress.com...portland-state/

Well that does it!
I've just hurled my Obamaide.


GravatarThat's the story of the election, to be sure.


GravatarAnd Ahnold has found another way to screw California's working poor.


GravatarIs Clinton kidding me?

WTF?


GravatarNow there's a name and face I don't miss at all.


GravatarI wonder what or who Rudy is doing these days.


GravatarI took a quick glance at Watertiger's blog as she asks a very important question:

"And how many more goddamned countries are they taking in on this presumptuous "head of state" tour?

Unless he is acting in his capacity of Senior Senator from Arizona, there is no need for him to be meeting with other heads of state. John McCain hasn't been formally nominated as the Republican candidate for President.


GravatarTOM REYNOLDS (R) NY 26th
NOT RUNNING FOR REELECtION!


I think that brings total Republican retirements to a full three dozen.

Their record keeps getting bigger.
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GravatarYou know why they didn't look at Kucinich's passport file?

He travels by UFO.


GravatarAll of this is good news for Snow.


GravatarIt'd be a great thing if we had an election where you had two Clintons who love this country, who were devoted to the interest of the country and people could actually ask themselves who is right on these issues instead of all this other stuff which always seems to intrude on our politics.

Fired Yonder Trebuchet.


GravatarIt is clear from this photo that Obama doesn't stand a chance with older white women.

http://blog.oregonlive.com/elect...obamavisit2008/


GravatarYou know why they didn't look at Kucinich's passport file?

He travels by UFO.


He gets beamed everywhere.


GravatarWe are going to have a President Obama, so all you haters out there had better get used to it because I won't always be so philosophical and restrained...oh no, sometimes I'm going to mock you, right out in the open on this here blog thingie...so there! Later guys.


GravatarShrimp is the only good news for Snow.


GravatarI'm surprised that Ill Douche hasn't shown up as a guest "Celebrity Apprentice" yet.


GravatarObama has my Pitt Panthers in the Final Four.

Obama hates Michigan State.


GravatarWay to kill a thread, Gomez.


GravatarObama filled out an NCAA bracket (looks better than mine so far), and picked Mississippi St. to beat the Oregon Ducks


GravatarFriday cat blogging! The leibniz 13 year old siamese cat is now down to one fang:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/ 3..._b6fb7e6909.jpg


GravatarI'll take Seaton Hall at 1000 to 1 please Alex?


Gravatar2 Fired in Passport Case With Va. Firm
By ANNE FLAHERTY – 14 minutes ago

WASHINGTON (AP) — The Associated Press has learned that the two contractors fired for snooping into Barack Obama's passport records worked for a Virginia-based company called Stanley Inc.

Earlier this week, the 3,500-person company won a five-year, $570-million contract to support passport services at the State Department.

The company is referring all questions to the State Department. An agency official confirmed that the two contractors had been employed at Stanley. The official requested anonymity because the information had not been publicly released.


GravatarWhat if Obama or Clinton did the same thing that McCain is doing now? I'm sure there would be a national (and by national I mean right-wing water carriers)outcry about sending mixed-messages to our allies.


GravatarRepost...


Yup, as Bill Hicks used to say, "Ah, so he's a trickster god! He's fucking with us!"


Killing off the entire human race except for Noah's crew was one hell of a trick.

A human leader with the attributes of the old testament God would be considered the worst monster in history.

I have to laugh when Christians try to claim that atheists can't have any morality because they don't happen to worship a mass murderer.


Gravatari'll gitcha next time, my pretty!!!
Henry Flower
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prolly!


GravatarFriday cat blogging! The leibniz 13 year old siamese cat is now down to one fang:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/ 3..._b6fb7e6909.jpg
leibniz♘☮


I told those cats candy would ruin their teeth!


GravatarObama is a Stingray fan.
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GravatarIt is clear from this photo that Obama doesn't stand a chance with older white women.

They just want to know if, you know...it's twue.


GravatarEveryone's playing that Scrabble Game thingie on that Facespace page.


GravatarAck, slanties.

Obama filled out an NCAA bracket (looks better than mine so far), and picked Mississippi St. to beat the Oregon Ducks

The Miss St coach was on the teebee moaning how the matchup with the Ducks was bad. As in "they're going to kick our asses back to the Delta" bad.

Still, realistically, I think Obama made the right call. If the Ducks make it to the Sweet 16 it will be a minor miracle.


GravatarI still haven't seen the stingray story, and I don't want to.


GravatarDoes Kucinich need to show a passport if he bakes cookies in a Japanese oak?


GravatarI'm 15-4 on my bracket: I suck.


GravatarWhat if Obama or Clinton did the same thing that McCain is doing now? I'm sure there would be a national (and by national I mean right-wing water carriers)outcry about sending mixed-messages to our allies.
Monica_A: Rejuvenated!



Once more, with feeling:

IOKIYAR!


GravatarUConn currently choking the big one.


GravatarI still haven't seen the stingray story, and I don't want to.

My lovely wife said she felt sorry for the "poor stingray".


GravatarIs this thing fixed now?


GravatarI don't fill out teh bracket. Do I get street cred?


GravatarBill Clinton needs to STFU. Yes, he owes Hillary big-time for standing by him. So what?


GravatarAnd in case you missed it below - Happy Easter from the Official Rabbit of Easter©!


GravatarRudy who?????


GravatarRudy and Spitzer are going to be on the new season Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.

And so is ex- NJ governor Jim McGreevey and his wife.

Matos McGreevey and her disgraced former New Jersey governor husband have managed to build up a huge, stinking pile of dung with their sordid accusations and counteraccusations.

This week's allegations from their ex-chauffeur Teddy Pedersen that they enjoyed three-in-a-bed sex romps during their marriage is just the latest dollop to be added to the festering heap.


pax


GravatarThat would be Seton Hall.

Richard Seaton, on the other hand, was the hero of E.E. Smith's 'The Skylark of Space'.

Just give me a minute; I can pull something even more obscure and useless out of my butt...


GravatarSomebody fill out these brackets
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GravatarIs this thing fixed now?
foolme1ns


It's never really fixed. It just sucks less badly sometimes.


GravatarI got to go out for the evening. Please keep in mind:

Clinton had Saddam contained. Poppy Bush had Saddam contained.
Clinton had North Korea contained and Iran was not a threat. North Korea was not contained and Iran has been a threat since 1979.
We had one attack on the homeland and those people were caught and sent to prison. There were at least three attacks unless you want to ignore Timothy McVeigh and Eric Rudolph
Plus, Clinton never sent a man into battle who didn't come home alive. The Marines Poppy Bush sent into Somalia in 1992 were withdrawn in 1993. Clinton sent a Task Force in to capture Aidid because when the Marines withdrew Aidid started attacking the UN troops who replaced them.

We also had the best economy in our history

The economy under FDR and Truman was better. Particularly Truman. It is called the Great Compression for a reason.


GravatarState ain't in the Delta. /pedeltant
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GravatarteH moozlemz are comin! teH moozlems are comin!!

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GravatarProfWombat,

Picked up "In a Silent Way" from iTunes on your recco.

Yeah, baby ....


GravatarSorry - forgot the link

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/...evey_sex- 1.html

Should be a good season.

pax


GravatarMike Allen freaks me out.


GravatarPicked up "In a Silent Way" from iTunes on your recco.

He's a moderate talent, at best...


GravatarState ain't in the Delta. /pedeltant

I stand duly corrected by you, proud Mississipian sir!


GravatarSay your prayers Spartans.

Pitt's laying the smack down on your sorry asses tomorrow evening.


GravatarThey just want to know if, you know...it's twue.
NTodd†


Here. Have a schnitzengruben.


GravatarPeople of the World:

The 72 year-old man and his lackeys you currently see visiting your countries is not, I repeat, is not the President of the United States. Internal polls taken within our fair hamlet suggests that it would take the direct intervention of a higher power for him to attain the office. We know you're fear. We can't apologize enough for what you have had to endure for the past 7 years. Know that we bore the brunt of the current administration's shenanigans. Please rest assured the sanity will soon be returned to the world stage. We look forward to making the world better for all. Thank you.


GravatarMike Allen freaks me out.
res ipsa loquitur


Benny Hill would just smack his bald head.


GravatarHow cats start to look as you're going insane. Interesting paintings...

http://instruct1.cit.cornell.edu...%20Page% 202.htm
Louis Wain was born in London’s Clerkenwell district in 1860 and eventually became an artist, selling his sketches of dog shows to the Illustrated Sporting News. He married his youngest sister's governess, Emily Richardson, which was considered quite scandalous at the time. His wife contracted breast cancer and died three years later. To entertain her on her sickbed, Wain started drawing their cat, Peter. Emily encouraged him to send these drawings to newspapers and magazines, and soon the Louis Wain cat was a household name, not only in Britain but also in America, where his comics and drawings of cats appeared in several newspapers. Louis Wain was elected as President of the National Cat Club and wrote the book 'In Animal Land with Louis Wain' in 1904. Wain continued drawing cats for newspapers and children’s books until he fell victim to schizophrenia in 1917 at the age of 57. Coupled with WWI and the public dwindling interest it cats, Wain soon fell into poverty and in 1924 was certified “insane” and committed to the pauper’s wing of a mental hospital in Tooting, England. Years later a foundation was set up for him by his peers (including the famous H.G. Wells) which enabled Wain to spend the last years of his life in comfort in private asylums in Southwark and Napsbury, where he continued to paint and draw his cats. Wain allows us a unique insight into the delusions and course of illness in a late onset schizophrenic.


GravatarOh dear, Tweety's getting all verklempt.


GravatarThe 72 year-old man and his lackeys you currently see visiting your countries is not, I repeat, is not the President of the United States. Internal polls taken within our fair hamlet suggests that it would take the direct intervention of a higher power for him to attain the office. We know you're fear. We can't apologize enough for what you have had to endure for the past 7 years. Know that we bore the brunt of the current administration's shenanigans. Please rest assured the sanity will soon be returned to the world stage. We look forward to making the world better for all. Thank you.
Monica_A: Rejuvenated!


I like it, but can you translate it into a few of the major European languages. please?


GravatarUConn currently choking the big one.
Gomez


I blame Connecticut.
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GravatarJust heard "Over the Rainbow" from some guy with the first name of Israel.

Very good.


Gravatarres: great on its own, and, at the time, remarkable and groundbreaking as well. And inseparable from wonderful memories.


GravatarObama's picks are very Conservative.


GravatarIf anyone is looking for a new and beautifully written novel you could do worse than look here.


Gravatarhttp:// www.stanleyassociates.com...ley_in_news.asp

A list of news articles about Stanley Inc.

'Phoenix Business Journal: “Tucson to get secure passport production center”'

snort


GravatarJust heard "Over the Rainbow" from some guy with the first name of Israel.

Very good.
Gomez


Kama

Kanaka

Kamakanowhole?

Not really, but I know who you mean. They called him Iz. He weighed 500 pounds and died of it at a young age.


GravatarIz time 4 some kittehs 4 U

http://plush-life.blogspot.com/2...rday- again.html


GravatarI like it, but can you translate it into a few of the major European languages. please?

Absolutely:

The 72 year-old man and his lackeys you currently see visiting your countries is not, I repeat, is not the President of the United States. Internal polls taken within our fair hamlet suggests that it would take the direct intervention of a higher power for him to attain the office. We know you're fear. We can't apologize enough for what you have had to endure for the past 7 years. Know that we bore the brunt of the current administration's shenanigans. Please rest assured the sanity will soon be returned to the world stage. We look forward to making the world better for all. Thank you.
Monica_A: Rejuvenated!


Because shouting makes it understandable to all!


GravatarSo is anyone involved in an office pool for the NCAA Women's Tournament?


GravatarAnd inseparable from wonderful memories.
ProfWombat


Put it in the "Memory Maker" playlist I have going...

Right after "Into the Mystic."


GravatarSo is anyone involved in an office pool for the NCAA Women's Tournament?
dave™©


Girls don't play sports, silly!


GravatarDid you see the March 24th cover of the New Yorker?

pax


GravatarOh dear, Tweety's getting all verklempt.

Bout what?


Gravatarres: great on its own, and, at the time, remarkable and groundbreaking as well. And inseparable from wonderful memories.
ProfWombat


I lost my virginity to Van Morrison's Astral Weeks. I still think it's the best album of all time.


GravatarWain allows us a unique insight into the delusions and course of illness in a late onset schizophrenic.
Richard
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very trippy


GravatarProfWombat, did you know about the Wombat Hill Botanical Gardens in Australia? I just got a lovely pic of them for Easter.


GravatarBout what?

'Bout BHO and Richardson together. He's digging on the diversity.


GravatarJust give me a minute; I can pull something even more obscure and useless out of my butt...
ProfWombat


Um... ew?


GravatarSo is anyone involved in an office pool for the NCAA Women's Tournament? - dave™©

If I were still single, I'd volunteer myself to be the prize for the winning team. Woman athletes are teh hawt!


GravatarSo is anyone involved in an office pool for the NCAA Women's Tournament?

Women's collegiate hockey is pretty big up in these parts. Not sure about any pools, though.


GravatarYou know what's hilarious?

McBush appearing in London with Tony Blair, who is as unpopular as chimpy.


GravatarThe comforting part about the bible is that most of it never happened. But the whole thing of god hardening Pharoah's hear sound like an attempt to reconcile more than one story or idea of god.


GravatarEva Cassidy did a good job on "over the Rainbow". But she died.


GravatarI like it, but can you translate it into a few of the major European languages. please?

Fuck Bush. We do.


GravatarBecause shouting makes it understandable to all!
Monica_A: Rejuvenated!


That should work.


GravatarI can't blame McGreevey for the current brouhaha. Dina Matos-McGreevey is still smarting from the "stand by your gay man" moment she had to endure. That being said, quietly settle the matter for the sake of you child and move on with your life, Dina. Dragging this out isn't healthy for you and will not undue the pain of the past.


GravatarFuck Bush. We do.
Echidne


Not even with your dick.

Or rod, or Johnson.


Gravatar'Bout BHO and Richardson together. He's digging on the diversity.

Oh. Hey me too.

But mostly I'm digging on the "can we please end this fucking thing NOW" vibe.


GravatarWaxman gave Rice a Monday deadline to respond to his request. The State Department did not immediately respond to a request for comment.

Waxman wants Rice to indentify the snoopers.


GravatarIsrael "IZ" Kamakawiwo'ole


Gravatarso what is up with Fox today????? Chris Wallace upset about the Obama bashing and Kilmeade walking off????

What is this about??? Has anyone checked the thermostat in Hell lately???


Gravatarhttp://www.newyorker.com/magazin...24/ toc_20080317

I had to look at this New Yorker cover for a while before I got it.

pax


GravatarHere. Have a schnitzengruben.

I'm not from Havana!


GravatarThat being said, quietly settle the matter for the sake of you child and move on with your life, Dina. Dragging this out isn't healthy for you and will not undue the pain of the past.

Or, at the least, hit TGIFridays up for some kind of promotional bit...


Gravatarso what is up with Fox today????? Chris Wallace upset about the Obama bashing and Kilmeade walking off????

They only have about 25 viewers left so no one saw any of that.


GravatarWaxman gave Rice a Monday deadline to respond to his request. The State Department did not immediately respond to a request for comment.
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Or else what? if there is no or else, then it is meaningless.


GravatarSo I had my hot cross bun. The green chunks in them are not divine snot.


GravatarHere. Have a schnitzengruben.

I'm not from Havana!
NTodd†


Oh, to have been in the scriptwriting sessions.


GravatarIt was a mistranlation. The original text reads "god hardened Pharoah's part," not heart. So the story takes on a whole new meaning. God gave Pharoah insatiable priapism, which he wished to excercise on the hebrews!


GravatarIsrael "IZ" Kamakawiwo'ole
WalterStingray, looking sharp


You had to look that up.


GravatarGoddamn, I do not have "Astral Weeks" on my Ipod.


Gravatar"You know what's hilarious?

McBush appearing in London with Tony Blair, who is as unpopular as chimpy."
--fourlegsgood, stingrayed

They don't think, period. They're in their own world.


GravatarThe E*Trade ad with the glad-assed trader who bought in Hong Kong irritates
me. But then, I was good at geography, so maybe I'm hard to impress.


Gravatar
Or, at the least, hit TGIFridays up for some kind of promotional bit...


Whatever gets her through the night. She wants a boatload of money to compensate for the lifestyle she loss when he resigned. What the hell? It's not like he's living that lifestyle anymore. He didn't dump her and keep all of the perks. There's no New Jersey State Police anything taking him anywhere.


GravatarIsrael "IZ" Kamakawiwo'ole
WalterStingray, looking sharp

You had to look that up.
Adam Hominem


Well of course.

mimi would have known without Googling, though.


GravatarSay your prayers Spartans

You hurt me.


GravatarWain allows us a unique insight into the delusions and course of illness in a late onset schizophrenic.
Richard

i love this guys work.

what about van gough?

picasso?

i don't imagine matisse was crazy...


GravatarEchidine,

Ever have a mohnstrudel?

They serve 'em at the world famous Hungarian Bakery.

ProfWombat is familiar with the place.


Gravatar'Bout BHO and Richardson together. He's digging on the diversity.

Heh. I'll bet ol' Tweety is lovin' it.


GravatarTHIS IS SPARTA!


GravatarGoddamn, I do not have "Astral Weeks" on my Ipod.
res ipsa loquitur


I'd send it to you if I could.

Especially Madame George. And Ballerina. And Slim Slow Slider. And...


GravatarThey don't think, period. They're in their own world.

The funniest thing is Lindsey Graham, thinking "hey! i iz on teh WORLD STAGE!!"


what a little pissant


GravatarI posted both Eva Cassidy's and Iz's versions of Over the Rainbow. Like them both but hers more, I think. It has more duende.


GravatarI love funky Sunflowers on a blue ground.


GravatarSay your prayers Spartans

You wish, pal.


Gravatar(O)(O)


GravatarSo Orange Satan is giving a big slurpy blow-job to their BFFs at "Politico," I see.

Bat. Shit. Insane.


GravatarWhat is this about??? Has anyone checked the thermostat in Hell lately???


Did ya see the video? freaked me out, he made his fox friends all red in color and shamed them.


GravatarMonica_A

I agree with you. Cheap shot on my part. Those poor kids.

pax


GravatarIsrael "IZ" Kamakawiwo'ole
WalterStingray, looking sharp

You had to look that up.
Adam Hominem

Well of course.

mimi would have known without Googling, though.


Is this the version of "Somewhere Over The Rainbow" that was the end title for "Finding Forrester"? Really good movie.


GravatarEver have a mohnstrudel?


Not under that name, but perhaps under some other name.


GravatarTHIS IS SPARTA!

Uh yeah, I know that, I'm trying to get to Hattiesberg. Is that right or left at this light up here?


GravatarIf Goya wasn't mad, then he should have been.


Gravatarduende

This is my favorite word.

"Duende" is to great, spiritual art what "Tantric" is to great, spiritual sex.


GravatarDid ya see the video? freaked me out, he made his fox friends all red in color and shamed them.
still shocked
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frankly I'm scared.


GravatarArabella,

No need to apologize.


GravatarFor instance, I just found out that beignets are what my mom used to call "monks". Deep-fried dough with jam in the middle of it.


GravatarSo Orange SatZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....


GravatarBTW, whatever happened to the three-day window to produce emails given to the White House by the judge?


*crickets*


GravatarEchidine,

Poppy seed strudel.


GravatarHarry Nilsson did a great version of "Over the Rainbow" for his "Touch of Schmilsson in the Night" elpee. Didn't make the original album, but turned up on the CD (and, IIRC, one of those Tom Hanks-Meg Ryan movies)...


GravatarAdam, First time a boy kissed me "Moondance" was playing. I like Van ..


GravatarJane Monheit's a cappella version is great


GravatarFor instance, I just found out that beignets are what my mom used to call "monks". Deep-fried dough with jam in the middle of it.
Echidne


Proper New Orleans beignets don't have jam in them. They are delicious, though.


GravatarYeah, Vicki, I learned the term here from you and ProfWombat, I think.


GravatarOr else what? if there is no or else, then it is meaningless.


I believe congressional hearings.


GravatarIs this the version of "Somewhere Over The Rainbow" that was the end title for "Finding Forrester"? Really good movie.

We had that song on our wedding mix.


Gravatar"Duende" is to great, spiritual art what "Tantric" is to great, spiritual sex.

Sooooo you don't get to finish the painting?


GravatarI don't think classical beignets have jam in the middle.

Basically just fried dough served with confectioner's sugar.


Gravatarthe mister says the Fox news thing is a scripted ploy because the ratings are going down. I wonder


GravatarEchidine,

Poppy seed strudel.


I thought that was some kind of code for George H.W. Bush's ejaculations. I owe you a drink, R-I-L.


GravatarRemember, if you're at a crossroads in Mississippi, be sure to sell your sould to the devil for the ability to play guitar. If you can already play guitar, pick something else cool, not the accordion.


Gravatarhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B...h? v=Bfz_xhkTmro

My favorite version of Over the Rainbow (although George Shering's arrangement is nice)


GravatarFor instance, I just found out that beignets are what my mom used to call "monks". Deep-fried dough with jam in the middle of it.

Isn't "beigne" just French for "donut"?