HULK SMASHED
me
me
three
da-yum
tee hee tee hee hee
RUDY!
Now THERE was a scary ambitious guy.
she hee hee heets
Jamie Lee Curtis went shirtless to pose for AARP The Magazine.
It really is Good Friday
Diablo Tatton just looked at me.
Excellent... excellent news for Mr. Nathan.
John McCain is mindful of the US/Russia stingray gap. That is why he must be elected president.
Tnink of all the money this saves him.
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TOM REYNOLDS (R) NY 26th
NOT RUNNING FOR REELECtION!
YEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Better news for Bloomberg
I'll say.
i'll gitcha next time, my pretty!!!
Obama filled out an NCAA bracket (looks better than mine so far), and picked Mississippi St. to beat the Oregon Ducks
http://pdxpipeline.wordpress.com...portland-state/
Well that does it!
I've just hurled my Obamaide.
That's the story of the election, to be sure.
And Ahnold has found another way to screw California's working poor.
Is Clinton kidding me?
WTF?
Now there's a name and face I don't miss at all.
I wonder what or who Rudy is doing these days.
I took a quick glance at Watertiger's blog as she asks a very important question:
"And how many more goddamned countries are they taking in on this presumptuous "head of state" tour?
Unless he is acting in his capacity of Senior Senator from Arizona, there is no need for him to be meeting with other heads of state. John McCain hasn't been formally nominated as the Republican candidate for President.
TOM REYNOLDS (R) NY 26th
NOT RUNNING FOR REELECtION!
I think that brings total Republican retirements to a full three dozen.
Their record keeps getting bigger.
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You know why they didn't look at Kucinich's passport file?
He travels by UFO.
All of this is good news for Snow.
It'd be a great thing if we had an election where you had two Clintons who love this country, who were devoted to the interest of the country and people could actually ask themselves who is right on these issues instead of all this other stuff which always seems to intrude on our politics.
Fired Yonder Trebuchet.
It is clear from this photo that Obama doesn't stand a chance with older white women.
http://blog.oregonlive.com/elect...obamavisit2008/
You know why they didn't look at Kucinich's passport file?
He travels by UFO.
He gets beamed everywhere.
We are going to have a President Obama, so all you haters out there had better get used to it because I won't always be so philosophical and restrained...oh no, sometimes I'm going to mock you, right out in the open on this here blog thingie...so there! 
Later guys.
Shrimp is the only good news for Snow.
I'm surprised that Ill Douche hasn't shown up as a guest "Celebrity Apprentice" yet.
Obama has my Pitt Panthers in the Final Four.
Obama hates Michigan State.
Way to kill a thread, Gomez.
Obama filled out an NCAA bracket (looks better than mine so far), and picked Mississippi St. to beat the Oregon Ducks
Friday cat blogging! The leibniz 13 year old siamese cat is now down to one fang:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/
3..._b6fb7e6909.jpg
I'll take Seaton Hall at 1000 to 1 please Alex?
2 Fired in Passport Case With Va. Firm
By ANNE FLAHERTY – 14 minutes ago
WASHINGTON (AP) — The Associated Press has learned that the two contractors fired for snooping into Barack Obama's passport records worked for a Virginia-based company called Stanley Inc.
Earlier this week, the 3,500-person company won a five-year, $570-million contract to support passport services at the State Department.
The company is referring all questions to the State Department. An agency official confirmed that the two contractors had been employed at Stanley. The official requested anonymity because the information had not been publicly released.
What if Obama or Clinton did the same thing that McCain is doing now? I'm sure there would be a national (and by national I mean right-wing water carriers)outcry about sending mixed-messages to our allies.
Repost...
Yup, as Bill Hicks used to say, "Ah, so he's a trickster god! He's fucking with us!"
Killing off the entire human race except for Noah's crew was one hell of a trick.
A human leader with the attributes of the old testament God would be considered the worst monster in history.
I have to laugh when Christians try to claim that atheists can't have any morality because they don't happen to worship a mass murderer.
i'll gitcha next time, my pretty!!!
Henry Flower
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prolly!
Friday cat blogging! The leibniz 13 year old siamese cat is now down to one fang:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/ 3..._b6fb7e6909.jpg
leibniz♘☮
I told those cats candy would ruin their teeth!
Obama is a Stingray fan.
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It is clear from this photo that Obama doesn't stand a chance with older white women.
They just want to know if, you know...it's twue.
Everyone's playing that Scrabble Game thingie on that Facespace page.
Ack, slanties.
Obama filled out an NCAA bracket (looks better than mine so far), and picked Mississippi St. to beat the Oregon Ducks
The Miss St coach was on the teebee moaning how the matchup with the Ducks was bad. As in "they're going to kick our asses back to the Delta" bad.
Still, realistically, I think Obama made the right call. If the Ducks make it to the Sweet 16 it will be a minor miracle.
I still haven't seen the stingray story, and I don't want to.
Does Kucinich need to show a passport if he bakes cookies in a Japanese oak?
I'm 15-4 on my bracket: I suck.
What if Obama or Clinton did the same thing that McCain is doing now? I'm sure there would be a national (and by national I mean right-wing water carriers)outcry about sending mixed-messages to our allies.
Monica_A: Rejuvenated!
Once more, with feeling:
IOKIYAR!
UConn currently choking the big one.
I still haven't seen the stingray story, and I don't want to.
My lovely wife said she felt sorry for the "poor stingray".
Is this thing fixed now?
I don't fill out teh bracket. Do I get street cred?
Bill Clinton needs to STFU. Yes, he owes Hillary big-time for standing by him. So what?
And in case you missed it below - Happy Easter from the Official Rabbit of Easter©!
Rudy who?????
Rudy and Spitzer are going to be on the new season Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.
And so is ex- NJ governor Jim McGreevey and his wife.
Matos McGreevey and her disgraced former New Jersey governor husband have managed to build up a huge, stinking pile of dung with their sordid accusations and counteraccusations.
This week's allegations from their ex-chauffeur Teddy Pedersen that they enjoyed three-in-a-bed sex romps during their marriage is just the latest dollop to be added to the festering heap.
pax
That would be Seton Hall.
Richard Seaton, on the other hand, was the hero of E.E. Smith's 'The Skylark of Space'.
Just give me a minute; I can pull something even more obscure and useless out of my butt...
Somebody fill out these brackets
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Is this thing fixed now?
foolme1ns
It's never really fixed. It just sucks less badly sometimes.
I got to go out for the evening. Please keep in mind:
Clinton had Saddam contained. Poppy Bush had Saddam contained.
Clinton had North Korea contained and Iran was not a threat. North Korea was not contained and Iran has been a threat since 1979.
We had one attack on the homeland and those people were caught and sent to prison. There were at least three attacks unless you want to ignore Timothy McVeigh and Eric Rudolph
Plus, Clinton never sent a man into battle who didn't come home alive. The Marines Poppy Bush sent into Somalia in 1992 were withdrawn in 1993. Clinton sent a Task Force in to capture Aidid because when the Marines withdrew Aidid started attacking the UN troops who replaced them.
We also had the best economy in our history
The economy under FDR and Truman was better. Particularly Truman. It is called the Great Compression for a reason.
State ain't in the Delta. /pedeltant
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teH moozlemz are comin! teH moozlems are comin!!
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ProfWombat,
Picked up "In a Silent Way" from iTunes on your recco.
Yeah, baby ....
Sorry - forgot the link
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/...evey_sex-
1.html
Should be a good season.
pax
Mike Allen freaks me out.
Picked up "In a Silent Way" from iTunes on your recco.
He's a moderate talent, at best...
State ain't in the Delta. /pedeltant
I stand duly corrected by you, proud Mississipian sir!
Say your prayers Spartans.
Pitt's laying the smack down on your sorry asses tomorrow evening.
They just want to know if, you know...it's twue.
NTodd†
Here. Have a schnitzengruben.
People of the World:
The 72 year-old man and his lackeys you currently see visiting your countries is not, I repeat, is not the President of the United States. Internal polls taken within our fair hamlet suggests that it would take the direct intervention of a higher power for him to attain the office. We know you're fear. We can't apologize enough for what you have had to endure for the past 7 years. Know that we bore the brunt of the current administration's shenanigans. Please rest assured the sanity will soon be returned to the world stage. We look forward to making the world better for all. Thank you.
Mike Allen freaks me out.
res ipsa loquitur
Benny Hill would just smack his bald head.
How cats start to look as you're going insane. Interesting paintings...
http://instruct1.cit.cornell.edu...%20Page%
202.htm
Louis Wain was born in London’s Clerkenwell district in 1860 and eventually became an artist, selling his sketches of dog shows to the Illustrated Sporting News. He married his youngest sister's governess, Emily Richardson, which was considered quite scandalous at the time. His wife contracted breast cancer and died three years later. To entertain her on her sickbed, Wain started drawing their cat, Peter. Emily encouraged him to send these drawings to newspapers and magazines, and soon the Louis Wain cat was a household name, not only in Britain but also in America, where his comics and drawings of cats appeared in several newspapers. Louis Wain was elected as President of the National Cat Club and wrote the book 'In Animal Land with Louis Wain' in 1904. Wain continued drawing cats for newspapers and children’s books until he fell victim to schizophrenia in 1917 at the age of 57. Coupled with WWI and the public dwindling interest it cats, Wain soon fell into poverty and in 1924 was certified “insane” and committed to the pauper’s wing of a mental hospital in Tooting, England. Years later a foundation was set up for him by his peers (including the famous H.G. Wells) which enabled Wain to spend the last years of his life in comfort in private asylums in Southwark and Napsbury, where he continued to paint and draw his cats. Wain allows us a unique insight into the delusions and course of illness in a late onset schizophrenic.
Oh dear, Tweety's getting all verklempt.
The 72 year-old man and his lackeys you currently see visiting your countries is not, I repeat, is not the President of the United States. Internal polls taken within our fair hamlet suggests that it would take the direct intervention of a higher power for him to attain the office. We know you're fear. We can't apologize enough for what you have had to endure for the past 7 years. Know that we bore the brunt of the current administration's shenanigans. Please rest assured the sanity will soon be returned to the world stage. We look forward to making the world better for all. Thank you.
Monica_A: Rejuvenated!
I like it, but can you translate it into a few of the major European languages. please?
UConn currently choking the big one.
Gomez
I blame Connecticut.
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Just heard "Over the Rainbow" from some guy with the first name of Israel.
Very good.
res: great on its own, and, at the time, remarkable and groundbreaking as well. And inseparable from wonderful memories.
Obama's picks are very Conservative.
If anyone is looking for a new and beautifully written novel you could do worse than look here.
http://
www.stanleyassociates.com...ley_in_news.asp
A list of news articles about Stanley Inc.
'Phoenix Business Journal: “Tucson to get secure passport production center”'
snort
Just heard "Over the Rainbow" from some guy with the first name of Israel.
Very good.
Gomez
Kama
Kanaka
Kamakanowhole?
Not really, but I know who you mean. They called him Iz. He weighed 500 pounds and died of it at a young age.
Iz time 4 some kittehs 4 U
http://plush-life.blogspot.com/2...rday-
again.html
I like it, but can you translate it into a few of the major European languages. please?
Absolutely:
The 72 year-old man and his lackeys you currently see visiting your countries is not, I repeat, is not the President of the United States. Internal polls taken within our fair hamlet suggests that it would take the direct intervention of a higher power for him to attain the office. We know you're fear. We can't apologize enough for what you have had to endure for the past 7 years. Know that we bore the brunt of the current administration's shenanigans. Please rest assured the sanity will soon be returned to the world stage. We look forward to making the world better for all. Thank you.
Monica_A: Rejuvenated!
Because shouting makes it understandable to all!
So is anyone involved in an office pool for the NCAA Women's Tournament?
And inseparable from wonderful memories.
ProfWombat
Put it in the "Memory Maker" playlist I have going...
Right after "Into the Mystic."
So is anyone involved in an office pool for the NCAA Women's Tournament?
dave™©
Girls don't play sports, silly!
Did you see the March 24th cover of the New Yorker?
pax
Oh dear, Tweety's getting all verklempt.
Bout what?
res: great on its own, and, at the time, remarkable and groundbreaking as well. And inseparable from wonderful memories.
ProfWombat
I lost my virginity to Van Morrison's Astral Weeks. I still think it's the best album of all time.
Wain allows us a unique insight into the delusions and course of illness in a late onset schizophrenic.
Richard
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very trippy
ProfWombat, did you know about the Wombat Hill Botanical Gardens in Australia? I just got a lovely pic of them for Easter.
Bout what?
'Bout BHO and Richardson together. He's digging on the diversity.
Just give me a minute; I can pull something even more obscure and useless out of my butt...
ProfWombat
Um... ew?
So is anyone involved in an office pool for the NCAA Women's Tournament? - dave™©
If I were still single, I'd volunteer myself to be the prize for the winning team. Woman athletes are teh hawt!
So is anyone involved in an office pool for the NCAA Women's Tournament?
Women's collegiate hockey is pretty big up in these parts. Not sure about any pools, though.
You know what's hilarious?
McBush appearing in London with Tony Blair, who is as unpopular as chimpy.
The comforting part about the bible is that most of it never happened. But the whole thing of god hardening Pharoah's hear sound like an attempt to reconcile more than one story or idea of god.
Eva Cassidy did a good job on "over the Rainbow". But she died.
I like it, but can you translate it into a few of the major European languages. please?
Fuck Bush. We do.
Because shouting makes it understandable to all!
Monica_A: Rejuvenated!
That should work.
I can't blame McGreevey for the current brouhaha. Dina Matos-McGreevey is still smarting from the "stand by your gay man" moment she had to endure. That being said, quietly settle the matter for the sake of you child and move on with your life, Dina. Dragging this out isn't healthy for you and will not undue the pain of the past.
Fuck Bush. We do.
Echidne
Not even with your dick.
Or rod, or Johnson.
'Bout BHO and Richardson together. He's digging on the diversity.
Oh. Hey me too.
But mostly I'm digging on the "can we please end this fucking thing NOW" vibe.
Waxman gave Rice a Monday deadline to respond to his request. The State Department did not immediately respond to a request for comment.
Waxman wants Rice to indentify the snoopers.
Israel "IZ" Kamakawiwo'ole
so what is up with Fox today????? Chris Wallace upset about the Obama bashing and Kilmeade walking off????
What is this about??? Has anyone checked the thermostat in Hell lately???
http://www.newyorker.com/magazin...24/
toc_20080317
I had to look at this New Yorker cover for a while before I got it.
pax
Here. Have a schnitzengruben.
I'm not from Havana!
That being said, quietly settle the matter for the sake of you child and move on with your life, Dina. Dragging this out isn't healthy for you and will not undue the pain of the past.
Or, at the least, hit TGIFridays up for some kind of promotional bit...
so what is up with Fox today????? Chris Wallace upset about the Obama bashing and Kilmeade walking off????
They only have about 25 viewers left so no one saw any of that.
Waxman gave Rice a Monday deadline to respond to his request. The State Department did not immediately respond to a request for comment.
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Or else what? if there is no or else, then it is meaningless.
So I had my hot cross bun. The green chunks in them are not divine snot.
Here. Have a schnitzengruben.
I'm not from Havana!
NTodd†
Oh, to have been in the scriptwriting sessions.
It was a mistranlation. The original text reads "god hardened Pharoah's part," not heart. So the story takes on a whole new meaning. God gave Pharoah insatiable priapism, which he wished to excercise on the hebrews!
Israel "IZ" Kamakawiwo'ole
WalterStingray, looking sharp
You had to look that up.
Goddamn, I do not have "Astral Weeks" on my Ipod.
"You know what's hilarious?
McBush appearing in London with Tony Blair, who is as unpopular as chimpy."
--fourlegsgood, stingrayed
They don't think, period. They're in their own world.
The E*Trade ad with the glad-assed trader who bought in Hong Kong irritates
me. But then, I was good at geography, so maybe I'm hard to impress.
Or, at the least, hit TGIFridays up for some kind of promotional bit...
Whatever gets her through the night. She wants a boatload of money to compensate for the lifestyle she loss when he resigned. What the hell? It's not like he's living that lifestyle anymore. He didn't dump her and keep all of the perks. There's no New Jersey State Police anything taking him anywhere.
Israel "IZ" Kamakawiwo'ole
WalterStingray, looking sharp
You had to look that up.
Adam Hominem
Well of course.
mimi would have known without Googling, though.
Say your prayers Spartans
You hurt me.
Wain allows us a unique insight into the delusions and course of illness in a late onset schizophrenic.
Richard
i love this guys work.
what about van gough?
picasso?
i don't imagine matisse was crazy...
Echidine,
Ever have a mohnstrudel?
They serve 'em at the world famous Hungarian Bakery.
ProfWombat is familiar with the place.
'Bout BHO and Richardson together. He's digging on the diversity.
Heh. I'll bet ol' Tweety is lovin' it.
THIS IS SPARTA!
Goddamn, I do not have "Astral Weeks" on my Ipod.
res ipsa loquitur
I'd send it to you if I could.
Especially Madame George. And Ballerina. And Slim Slow Slider. And...
They don't think, period. They're in their own world.
The funniest thing is Lindsey Graham, thinking "hey! i iz on teh WORLD STAGE!!"
what a little pissant
I posted both Eva Cassidy's and Iz's versions of Over the Rainbow. Like them both but hers more, I think. It has more duende.
I love funky Sunflowers on a blue ground.
Say your prayers Spartans
You wish, pal.
So Orange Satan is giving a big slurpy blow-job to their BFFs at "Politico," I see.
Bat. Shit. Insane.
What is this about??? Has anyone checked the thermostat in Hell lately???
Did ya see the video? freaked me out, he made his fox friends all red in color and shamed them.
Monica_A
I agree with you. Cheap shot on my part. Those poor kids.
pax
Israel "IZ" Kamakawiwo'ole
WalterStingray, looking sharp
You had to look that up.
Adam Hominem
Well of course.
mimi would have known without Googling, though.
Is this the version of "Somewhere Over The Rainbow" that was the end title for "Finding Forrester"? Really good movie.
Ever have a mohnstrudel?
Not under that name, but perhaps under some other name.
THIS IS SPARTA!
Uh yeah, I know that, I'm trying to get to Hattiesberg. Is that right or left at this light up here?
If Goya wasn't mad, then he should have been.
duende
This is my favorite word.
"Duende" is to great, spiritual art what "Tantric" is to great, spiritual sex.
Did ya see the video? freaked me out, he made his fox friends all red in color and shamed them.
still shocked
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frankly I'm scared.
Arabella,
No need to apologize.
For instance, I just found out that beignets are what my mom used to call "monks". Deep-fried dough with jam in the middle of it.
So Orange SatZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....
BTW, whatever happened to the three-day window to produce emails given to the White House by the judge?
*crickets*
Echidine,
Poppy seed strudel.
Harry Nilsson did a great version of "Over the Rainbow" for his "Touch of Schmilsson in the Night" elpee. Didn't make the original album, but turned up on the CD (and, IIRC, one of those Tom Hanks-Meg Ryan movies)...
Adam, First time a boy kissed me "Moondance" was playing. I like Van ..
Jane Monheit's a cappella version is great
For instance, I just found out that beignets are what my mom used to call "monks". Deep-fried dough with jam in the middle of it.
Echidne
Proper New Orleans beignets don't have jam in them. They are delicious, though.
Yeah, Vicki, I learned the term here from you and ProfWombat, I think.
Or else what? if there is no or else, then it is meaningless.
I believe congressional hearings.
Is this the version of "Somewhere Over The Rainbow" that was the end title for "Finding Forrester"? Really good movie.
We had that song on our wedding mix.
"Duende" is to great, spiritual art what "Tantric" is to great, spiritual sex.
Sooooo you don't get to finish the painting?
I don't think classical beignets have jam in the middle.
Basically just fried dough served with confectioner's sugar.
the mister says the Fox news thing is a scripted ploy because the ratings are going down. I wonder
Echidine,
Poppy seed strudel.
I thought that was some kind of code for George H.W. Bush's ejaculations. I owe you a drink, R-I-L.
Remember, if you're at a crossroads in Mississippi, be sure to sell your sould to the devil for the ability to play guitar. If you can already play guitar, pick something else cool, not the accordion.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B...h?
v=Bfz_xhkTmro
My favorite version of Over the Rainbow (although George Shering's arrangement is nice)
For instance, I just found out that beignets are what my mom used to call "monks". Deep-fried dough with jam in the middle of it.
Isn't "beigne" just French for "donut"?