I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
mucilage
Mostly, he needed to be less old and white.
Wasn't going to happen.
Funny I thought McCain lost because he and Palin both sucked.
Go figure.
The fundamentals of the economy are fucked. By that, I am not sure what I mean my friends.
George Soros? WTF?
simels, did you like Quantum of Solace or what? I couldn't tell from your 2 second review.
I think he is just a dumb fuck.
From below...
Has anyone heard from Sallyh this morning?
Sallyh is currently in an undisclosed location, having evacuated about a half hour ago.
She will get back to us.
He was completely incoherent from day 1. Even on the issues where he was reasonably consistent, like bombing all the muslims in the middle east, he didn't make sense when he talked about them.
CA burning SChip, too
at http://cabdrollery.blogspot.com/
While the economy crashes, the G20 feasts
http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/r...20081114-
7.html
Actually, I think its great that the lesson the Repugs seem to be learning from their defeat is that they needed to be even more batshit insane rightwing.
This guarantees a two term Obama presidency, at the very least.
He didn't need to be "more conservative" but "more consistent."
And less delusional
His support of global warming, cap-and-trade programs that will put another burden on our economy.
The republic party is the burden on the economy, DeMent.
And he has been an opponent of drilling in ANWR, at a time when energy is so important.
DeMent's knowledge of 'energy' is on a par with that of Sarah Palin.
Actually, I think its great that the lesson the Repugs seem to be learning from their defeat is that they needed to be even more batshit insane rightwing.
This guarantees a two term Obama presidency, at the very least.
steve simels
You darn betcha! [wink]
Shhhh, don't let the GOP faithful know that NOBODY is buying their conservative schtick. Let them keep pushing the party even further right-ward.
Yeah, that's the ticket.
Sufferin' Succotash: Sallyh is currently in an undisclosed location, having evacuated about a half hour ago.
Thank the FSM! When I rolled out of bed, clicked on MSNBC, and they said "Sylmar fire," I was like, "OH, SHIT!" and onto Google Maps, LAT, etc.
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He needed to be less batshit insane.
Of course, adding a completely unknown, completely unqualified, batshit-insane hard-core wingnut to the ticket was just the icing on the cake...
McCain also lied alot. And Palin lied even more.
After you've been lied to for eight years, a certain je ne sais fatigue develops. (Realizes she made up that phrase...)
McGoo could have been "more conservative" how?
By screaming racial epithets?
Calling Obama a baby-killer?
His campaign did everything else but, and even did the last one through surrogates.
McCain lost because he is irrelevant. He lost because WE won. Our candidate was too good.
That being said he is not left enough.
He was being mavericky and not staying the course. 'Course he didn't have any course in mind, either. Mavericks don't do courses.
He had everything going against him. I can't even understand how he got the nomination, but I'm thankful that he did. Obama has been so lucky, the way his opponents' campaigns always seem to crash and burn. I'm starting to think it's not just luck.
Was anyone watch Scahill and Klein?
It is a must see.
BTW, I am now in love with Scahill.
ms fahrenheit/stop the wars | 11.15.08 - 11:43 am | #
Yeah, McCain was all over the map.
And kept moving.
Which did not help at all.
Plus, it's very true. He doesn't know shit about economics.
MSNBC boosting my choice - Golden Doodle!!!
Trifecta, GWPDA, and Sufferin' Succotash -- Thanks for the info on Sallyh. I hate that she and Monsieur had to evacuate, but I'm glad they did. I hope her house stays safe.
JOHN MCCAIN - WAS HE EVIL ENOUGH??
McGoo could have been "more conservative" how?
They all wanted him to go after Rev. Wright. Like that would have helped. Some 527 hammered the Rev. Wright stuff non stop the last week and it made things worse.
The conservative base is a bunch of angry white males wanting someone to "kick some ass" because they're too lazy and impotent to kick ass on their own.
the fact anyone voted for him is evidence that his campaign was ran well.
the repugnicants have fucked up shit for YEARS, and this fucker still manages 40 some odd percent of the popular vote. democracies suck, they may be the best we have come up with, but they still suck.
Okay, I'm off. Getting back to WW, need to go to GNC, need to get a car warsh and vacuuming, and I really need to walk my fine, furry friend before the snow flies.
I'll check back in later.
Peace.
McCain was selling himself as a war hero & maverick, the attraction was supposed to be based on personality, so I guess he figured he didn't need to have coherent policy positions.
McCain lost:
(a) his party had fucked things up royally;
(b) he wants to keep the US in Iraq forever;
(c) He picked an idiot for a running mate; and most importantly
(d) His opponent was a charismatic brilliant man that the voters got behind in record numbers.
Jeremy Scahill? Yeah, he's great.
OT:: Any Californians here? I'm in Antwerp and my son is at CalArts (in
Valencia)--haven't heard from him today yet but the map of the fires is
making me nervous. (thanks to whoever put up that link)
Can anyone give me an estimate as to how far away Valencia is from all of this? It looks so close!
The conservative base is a bunch of angry white males wanting someone to "kick some ass" because they're too lazy and impotent to kick ass on their own.
Most of the "conservative base" is too fucking cowardly to visit goarmy.com, let alone actually sign up to put their worthless cheeto fattened asses on the line in Iraq or Afghanistan.
sallyh took her computer, she said she'd be in touch as soon as she finds a place & settles in.
IMO he was very consistant. It was the constant fear mongering and blatant nastiness of his campaign that sank him.
The conservative base is a bunch of angry white males wanting someone to "kick some ass" because they're too lazy and impotent to kick ass on their own.
They're cowards who talk tough but can't walk the walk.
The Sylmar Fire looks devastating on the tube. A KNBC reporter was standing before the entrance of
a mobile home park which held 600-800 homes, at least 90 percent of which had been destroyed.
Jeremy Scahill? Yeah, he's great.
Karin Hussein |
I always thought so, but you have to watch the FL book fair on CSpan. I was listening on XM.
It was more than refreshing to hear these two saying it like it is.
Hope Sallyh and Mr. got their livestock out of there, too.
The main reason I ain't too keen on So Cal: not enough rain to support the population.
McCain was selling himself as a war hero & maverick
A maverick whose lips were glued to the ass of the WORST president ever.
Besides, dropping bombs on women and children does not a hero make.
dragged upstairs:
I'd planned to save my extra hours until tomorrow (need to more for the lowest tier; I'm pretty lazy), but maybe I'll do them today since it appears I won't be tired at 3.
Virginia, no, I'm working
Still broken at last 1/2 hr check, which you no doubt knew.
Latest msg is that those who were scheduled to work can clock the hours (under 1157.11) but those who were going for extras this morning for the incentive cannot.
I got my time up to 31 (was scheduled for 28, plus mentor meeting etc) (assuming I get all my time today and tomorrow) on Thursday, so I should be good to go. You saw there's another incentive, same terms, for next week too right?
I hope they give Johnny and the Wonder of Wasilla another shot at it in 2012. Myabe this time they could go to full out fundie rage mode. That would guarantee their 40 years in the wilderness.
'Course, we suck a bunch of water from the Northern Sierras up here.
I hope they give Johnny and the Wonder of Wasilla another shot at it in 2012.
I doubt if McCain will be around then.
Johnny told Leno he's not gonna run at 76, FWIW.
the fact that he was all over the place on every issue didn't help him
It makes for the easiest independent/moderate demurral of voting for him: "he's all over the place" and wrinkle the nose makes the politics invisible.
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Johnny told Leno he's not gonna run at 76, FWIW.
plantsman
He had his chance and it was not to be.
There was a thread a few days ago on which people started listing McCain/Palin gaffes. It was rather long.
so I guess he figured he didn't need to have coherent policy positions.
Karin Hussein
He got so frustrated at the idea of answering questions.
"Look Sarah Palin is qualified, she knows autism is on the rise!"
the most important thing to report about STS-126 is that astronauts will drink their own urine starting today (not really, it's gonna be in mad testing for months)
oy.
the fact that he was all over the place on every issue didn't help him
The real problem was that SHE was all over the place and anyone with a working brain could see what a whackadoodle she was.
I wonder if he'll even be able to keep his Senate seat. Think about how much of the vote President Obama got in AZ.
G'day, my friends (snatching that phrase back from McPain)--
Sorry to hear about catalexis and the fire.
Up in the northwoods where we've had the first measureable snowfall of our winter. Pretty. In about six months, pretty won't be the adjective of choice.
Recommend Dick Cavett's witty takedown on Palin:http://cavett.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/11/14/
the-wild-wordsmith-of-wasilla/
Culture of TrÜth:
Sorry if I missed this downstairs, but what was the 80s movie that turned on Rimbaud?
astronauts will drink their own urine starting today
"You cannot put pee in a Mr. Coffee and wind up with Tasters Choice"
/Dana Carvey as Ross Perot
Freeper plans to destroy economy:
I was going to spend about $4K on home repairs and that is now on hold due the uncertainty over Obama. I was going to buy a new-used car/truck, and that is now on hold due the uncertainty over Obama. That's about $25K that I will not be putting into the economy anytime soon.
It's fucking misers like you who caused this problem in the first place.
There was a thread a few days ago on which people started listing McCain/Palin gaffes. It was rather long.
leibniz leibkins ♘☮ | 11.15.08 - 11:52 am
I loved that thread. Did anyone ever get around to adding, "John McCain is aware of all internet traditions." I didn't think of it until hours later but it was one of my favorite moments.
Valencia, CA looks to be north of Santa Clarita, which is north of Sylmar. Right near I-5, though.
we've got the zoo packed up and are ready to split. Still no evac orders for our area. Were doing fine. And now, it's drive time.
"You cannot put pee in a Mr. Coffee and wind up with Tasters Choice"
/Dana Carvey as Ross Perot
LOL. Lemme Talk.
sad that bleeding edge science gets dumbed down for we the sheeple. another reason why progress is so slow.
Be safe, Sallyh.
steve,
"Eddie and The Cruisers" (1983)
Can anyone give me an estimate as to how far away Valencia is from all of this? It looks so close!
I think Valencia's pretty safe for now. It would have to burn through the entire Santa Clarita Valley to get there.
Can anyone give me an estimate as to how far away Valencia is from all of this? It looks so close! - proNoun trouble
Fiddling with google maps, I'd say about 10 - 15 miles. Don't know the exact spot of the fire.
Try www.calfire.ca (think that's right).
Thought you were already gone, sallyh!
Drive safe.
McCain lost because he needed to act like a man, and couldn't pull it off cuz he's had a history of being a hotheaded boy.
Speaking of men, I saw Ray Nagin yesterday in Fla. Came to see the shuttle launch with a bunch of hicks from La. (state legislators, one of whom towed his platinum blonde, high-haired, red-lipsticked, big-mouth wife )
Nagin was somber and spoke of the bailout and other dreadful shit with others at a banquet.
(The hicks sat at other tables and carried on like the laughing jackals that they are.)
Feds: Black man posed as white racist in threats
...
The FBI in New Orleans said Dyron Hart, 19, was arrested Wednesday. He is accused of sending the messages by way of the students' Facebook accounts. The messages contained racial epithets and death threats and were sent to two black women and a black man at Nicholls State in Thibodaux, La.
The author of those messages cast himself as a white man who intended to kill blacks because Barack Obama was elected president.
http://www.sunherald.com/newsupd...ory/
955441.html
Helter skelter.
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Our flight is delayed 30 minutes because the crew just flew in from Panama and even though they are flying on to Costa Rica they have to go through customs in the U.S.
This makes no sense to me.
That's about $25K that I will not be putting into the economy anytime soon.
I doubt if the bitter little fuck HAS $25k.
WHAT makes these freepers think they are SO important???
I was going to spend about $4K on home repairs and that is now on hold due the uncertainty over Obama. I was going to buy a new-used car/truck, and that is now on hold due the uncertainty over Obama. That's about $25K that I will not be putting into the economy anytime soon.
nope, not racist at all.
The astronauts are just getting today's version of an Arakeen stillsuit.
I was going to spend about $4K on home repairs and that is now on hold due the uncertainty over Obama. I was going to buy a new-used car/truck, and that is now on hold due the uncertainty over Obama. That's about $25K that I will not be putting into the economy anytime soon.
Yeah, those repairs will be a lot cheaper in 8 years...
Why repair your home when it will just be turned over to the blacks?
(state legislators, one of whom towed his platinum blonde, high-haired, red-lipsticked, big-mouth wife )
Probably half his age.
Oops, that's Calgary
http://www.fire.ca.gov/
I was going to spend about $4K on home repairs and that is now on hold due the uncertainty over Obama.
Better fix that trailer now, sweetie.
I was going to spend about $4K on home repairs and that is now on hold due the uncertainty over Obama.
That's OK I am spending considerably more on that on a new kitchen and den.
What uncertainty?
McCain lost because the media was "in the tank for Obama."
/wingnut
The first rule of homeownership: delay home repairs over political uncertainty.
Yes I think we know why they are so bad at running the gov't.
I was going to spend about $4K on home repairs and that is now on hold due the uncertainty over Obama. I was going to buy a new-used car/truck, and that is now on hold due the uncertainty over Obama. That's about $25K that I will not be putting into the economy anytime soon.
No one gives a shit, Cletus.
Von die Treppe hinab,
I don't think trademark dave and Billy B. liked very much to hear the completely true story of simels at the Farm in Frisco in the 60's. I wonder why.
And simels claimed here, 45 years later, that the food wasn't good. (Damn, the boy is a food critic too!)But that is proof positive that he didn't smoke any mary jane. He was the jerk. Phoebe, after she got over her trauma, said he looked like a shaved Charlie Manson. Phoebe said she would recognize those eyes anywhere.
My but the crazy fuck did have a thing about mashed potatoes and girls' boobs and thinking having his mother's credit card was some kind of big deal.
No one who was there will ever forget him, even as high as we all were.
You know, one could make the argument (if you were a rightwinger) that McCain "Not Being Conservative Enough" kept some cohort of conservatives from not voting for him thus putting Obama in office. They would have to show, of course, that there was a significant percentage of voters who, either voted for a third candidate, or refused to vote for either Obama or McCain. The evidence is that your hard core winger did vote for McCain and, afaik, didn't stay home on election day. After all, that's what McCain and Palin playing to the base was all about.
steve,
"Eddie and The Cruisers" (1983)
Culture of TrÜth | Homepage | 11.15.08 - 11:57 am | #
Ohmigod, that's right.
That movie's a BIG guilty pleasure for me.
The sequel, however, is the worst movie ever made. With the worst fake beards in history.
You saw there's another incentive, same terms, for next week too right?
Xan
Yay!
Would you do me a favor -- would you e-mail me the link to the frickin' Wiki? It's on the laptop that is experiencing technical difficulties, and I can't find the damn thing.
bo, Toonscribe, plantsman,
Thanks you guys. I'm following the links. I wish I could ship the drippy weather here in Antwerp to SoCal!
And the thing is, Santa Ana winds blow offshore toward the coast, away from the direction of Valencia.
Our flight is delayed 30 minutes because the crew just flew in from Panama and even though they are flying on to Costa Rica they have to go through customs in the U.S.
This makes no sense to me.
Southern Beale | Homepage | 11.15.08 - 11:58 am
Nothing about customs makes sense. They also screen the pilots but don't screen the crews that service the planes. It's all security theater.
What uncertainty?
Good question. Who knows what goes on in their feeble, frightened minds?
What uncertainty?
plantsman
Papa Rush says we're-all-gonna-die-OMG- because the terriss are mad that Obama who was one of them has now picked an Orthodox Jew for his chief of staff.
Or somethin'.
The evidence is that your hard core winger did vote for McCain and, afaik, didn't stay home on election day. After all, that's what McCain and Palin playing to the base was all about.
Stoic
Didn't do 'em much good.
Pandering is inconsistent - who'dathunkit
What uncertainty?
Good question. Who knows what goes on in their feeble, frightened minds?
Toonscribe
He'd better fix up his house.
He's going to need it to hide out in for the next eight years.
The pilots are arriving from somewhere distant, the ground crews not so much.
Where are you going, SoBeale?
“The U.S. Census Bureau announced today that advance estimates of U.S. retail and food services sales for October, adjusted for seasonal variation and holiday and trading-day differences, but not for price changes, were $363.7 billion, a decrease of 2.8 percent (±0.5%) from the previous month and 4.1 percent (±0.7%) below October 2007.”
Folks, please note that these prices are not adjusted for price changes in the past year. From the Department of Labor, “The September level of 218.783 (1982-84=100) was 4.9 percent higher than in September 2007.” That means retail sales, adjusted for inflation, are down 7.6%. ~Cherniawski
Fire Evacuation zone map. From Cal Fire
got to go my kid wants the computer
and I don't think he wants to comment
but you never know - get em young huh
McCain lost because everybody wants their offspring to be able to marry a gay socialist. It's so obvious.
Amazing column from my local fishwrap of all places ... do yourself a favor and read it:
http://www.tennessean.com/articl.../811140377/
1054
November 14, 2008
Even now, it can take courage, persistence to cast votes
I seriously doubt that guy has 25K to spend. Anybody can be rich on the internets. It's more likely he doesn't even have 25 bucks for beer and groceries.
"He didn't need to be "more conservative" but "more consistent."
pretty impossble to be consistent when you need to run towards the wingnuts for the primary, then try to move left for the general while still trying to keep the wingnuts on board.
Pandering is inconsistent - who'dathunkit
BedBug
He ran one of the most presidential campaigns I've ever seen.
Virginia,
We're going to Costa Rica for a little post election vay-kay.
What uncertainty?
the crackers' racism and how far it goes.
..but dumbya's economy has been fucking brilliant, with a fake housing bubble bursting...let's make sure we are true wingnuts and ignore the damage done to america by our own party.
He ran one of the WORST presidential campaigns I've ever seen.
To the mouthbreathers, "not conservative enough" means that he wasn't screaming about putting uppity wimmen and gays in concentration camps.
we are now traveling, headed for I-5 and then I-10.
To the mouthbreathers, "not conservative enough" means that he wasn't screaming about putting uppity wimmen and gays in concentration camps.
Yes, too light on the culture wars.
Any chance the fire may burn down the Blessed Temple of Reagan?
What uncertainty?
the crackers' racism and how far it goes.
..but dumbya's economy has been fucking brilliant, with a fake housing bubble bursting...let's make sure we are true wingnuts and ignore the damage done to america by our own party.
mogwai
And the Repigs didn't give a damn about them.
Speaking of Limbaugh, on Thursday I heard him tell a caller that there was absolutely nothing the Republicans can do to block any legislation Obama wants to get through Congress -- they simply don't have the votes.
He sounded suicidal when he said it, I might add...
This just happened to be one time simels told the truth a little bit. He did come the The Farm one day in the 60's.
But as someone famous on radio always said: And now you know the true story.
You should have heard the laughing and the talking after we threw his crazy ass out. The laughing at him helped Phoebe a lot.
LAFD's incident control page.
They use blogspot and have twitter and flickr tags as well.
Any chance the fire may burn down the Blessed Temple of Reagan?
leibniz leibkins ♘☮
Too much to hope for.
The pilots are arriving from somewhere distant, the ground crews not so much.
plantsman | 11.15.08 - 12:04 pm
But they do it even if the guy is just coming on his shift in America. And I would think it would be a lot easier for a terrorist to infiltrate a cleaning crew than become a commercial pilot. Also, I understand they don't do a great job on security clearances for the cleaning crews. Just saying.
V--
Westat wiki
I lost your email in a recent computer demise. Besides, no harm in posting it here since nobody can access it without passwords & such anyway. 
Any chance the fire may burn down the Blessed Temple of Reagan?
Highly unlikely. That's at the western end of Simi Valley.
They lost because most of the youngest demographic of voters don't have any memory of Ronald Reagan.
Be safe, Sallyh. CNN says they've closed the 210.
Buttle, will you please find a busy freeway to wander into, thanks.
Yeah, it's a good idea to put off big expenses until another republican comes along to fix the economy.
Fubar is a mental state for some.
I was going to spend about $4K on home repairs and that is now on hold due the uncertainty over Obama. I was going to buy a new-used car/truck, and that is now on hold due the uncertainty over Obama.
My McCain-supporting boss rushed in the day after the election to announce that the market had plummeted, and that was somehow supposed to be ironclad proof that the nation had just attempted suicide by voted the wrong way.
Hysteria - it's all they got left.
Oh well.
The sequel, however, is the worst movie ever made. With the worst fake beards in history.
steve simels
That and Lindsay Graham's hot Canadian girlfriend.
We're going to Costa Rica for a little post election vay-kay.
Southern Beale
Very nice!
Hope you have a wonderful time (and broadband )!
But as someone famous on radio always said: And now you know the true story.
The REST of the story. Not the true story.
And Paul Harvey was a crackpot.
Several Freeways abut or pass thru the fire area and are closed near the fire.
Reagan is about as relevant to young voters today as Eisenhower was when I first voted.
Thank, Virginia! We're supposed to have WiFi at our hotel. Don't know what I'd do if I couldn't blog!
And the thing is, Santa Ana winds blow offshore toward the coast, away from the direction of Valencia.
Oh, that's very good news. Of course, he's 18 and it's *just* 11am there--so he's probably still sleeping...
Speaking of Limbaugh, on Thursday I heard him tell a caller that there was absolutely nothing the Republicans can do to block any legislation Obama wants to get through Congress -- they simply don't have the votes.
He sounded suicidal when he said it, I might add...
steve simels
Now, if he'd only follow through....
We're going to Costa Rica for a little post election vay-kay.
Southern Beale | Homepage | 11.15.08 - 12:06 pm
How great. I love Costa Rica. Where in CR are you going?
I think we're boarding soon. Later, all. My prayers are with all the SoCal folks right now ...
Speaking of Limbaugh, on Thursday I heard him tell a caller that there was absolutely nothing the Republicans can do to block any legislation Obama wants to get through Congress -- they simply don't have the votes.
steve simels | Homepage | 11.15.08 - 12:08 pm | #
It all makes sense now. Why simels follows rightwing radio and tv so much, why he knocks the dems at every opportunity and just why he is what he is.
What a small world.
Xan - thanks!
My McCain-supporting boss rushed in the day after the election to announce that the market had plummeted, and that was somehow supposed to be ironclad proof that the nation had just attempted suicide by voted the wrong way.
Hysteria - it's all they got left.
Buzz Bomb
And a whole lot of wishful thinking.
What a small world.
A. Buttle
What a small mind
we are now traveling, headed for I-5 and then I-10.
Sallyh, grandmere enraged | 11.15.08 - 12:07 pm
Great. Glad to know you're on your way to a safe place.
Several Freeways abut or pass thru the fire area and are closed near the fire.
The 14 and the 5 are closed north of the 118. The 210 is closed where it meets the 118. Getting on the 5 and going south to the 10 should be open.
plantsman, 5 north is closed. Valencia is about 10 miles north of Sylmar.
Blogging from my iPhone is making me carsick, so I'll catch up with you guys from the hotel later.
Oh, Simels has a stalker.
What a small world.
A. Buttle | Homepage | 11.15.08 - 12:11 pm | #
Somewhere in a cheeto-stained basement in Georgetown, TX, a fat bearded Aggie cries a solitary tear because Diamanda Gravlax, a cute nerd chick at his D&D meetup group, gave him a phony phone number.
My McCain-supporting boss rushed in the day after the election to announce that the market had plummeted,
That plummet was due to a Paulson announcement.
Sallyh, be good, be safe.
Ah, the apartment is filling with the the one true universal aromatic --
Bacon!
Funny I thought McCain lost because he and Palin both sucked.
Well, that too.
Some Dr. Phil type person should do an online analysis of the troll obsession with Simels.
It has to be some type of mental illness.
Hey if Frist could diagnose a terminally ill woman via video why not Dr. Phil?
Buttle, will you please find a busy freeway to wander into, thanks.
bo | 11.15.08 - 12:09 pm | #
What a good idea bo, I wish I would have thought of it. You are plenty smart.
I will be right behind you.
the nation had just attempted suicide by voted the wrong way.
The wrong way?
God, such arrogance!
When will be issued our communist olivedrab pajamas with nifty matching caps.
Pandering is inconsistent - who'dathunkit
this was a big part of the problem. He didn't seem to realize that when he, say, told the football lineman and the interrogators story in PA, changing the Packers to the Steelers, that people would notice. You'd think he might picked up on all the recording devices that surrounded him the whole time.
I would like to thank Duncan for this place. The things that happen on here are amazing.
Yes, you drink too early in the morning, and listen to sucky music, but really, you rock.
Some Dr. Phil type person should do an online analysis of the troll obsession with Simels.
It ain't just trolls...
Some Dr. Phil type person should do an online analysis of the troll obsession with Simels.
It has to be some type of mental illness.
Hey if Frist could diagnose a terminally ill woman via video why not Dr. Phil?
HoneyBearKellyGoGiants
Well, it's funny that the two people with the most obsessed stalkers, NTodd and steve, are the ones who use their real names online.
Must make it seem more like a real relationship to the sad, obsessed, lonely creatures.
Clearly, if John McCain had been more conservative, Americans never would have turned out in record numbers to vote for the liberal black guy.
I mean, it's obvious.....
bo, thanks for the LAFD link. It's better than watching CNN from here. That just makes everything seem worse.
Sallyh-- safe travels!
Comment by A. Buttle blocked.
OK, last chance: Tofurkey or Unturkey. Thoughts?
I'll even accept "Quorn" as an answer...
I ask you, how can anyone who gets even a little high on mj say the food is no good?
But one thing I do admire about simels is his creative writing ability. Why he only uses the same line 500 times!
The LAFD people I've seen have been incredibly professional.
Well, it's funny that the two people with the most obsessed stalkers, NTodd and steve, are the ones who use their real names online.
Must make it seem more like a real relationship to the sad, obsessed, lonely creatures.
Gummo
Sadly, none want to have a relationship with me, who used to use my whole real name.
It's not easy bein' me.....
Some Dr. Phil type person should do an online analysis of the troll obsession with Simels.
It ain't just trolls...
dave™©
Hot chicks?
Sadly, none want to have a relationship with me, who used to use my whole real name.
It's not easy bein' me.....
Rmj, Joe the Theologist
You WANT a troll stalker?
Oh dear.
Why don't you come in off that ledge and we can talk about it?....
The LAFD people I've seen have been incredibly professional.
LAPD is another matter altogther.
Elias Tucky Buttle looks like John McSpain's shaved balls.
Hot chicks?
I was never a Nancy Drew fan, personally...
You'd think he might picked up on all the recording devices that surrounded him the whole time.
jayackroyd
More of that new-fangled technology he's unfamiliar with.
What you don't want to know about Quorn is how it's made -- like a mushroom, it's a fungus -- but there the similarities end.
More of that new-fangled technology he's unfamiliar with.
He didn't see any wax cylinders in the crowd, so he thought he was OK...
That's some of the craziest-ass crazy I've ever seen around here, and I have seen pretty much all of the m*m*.
I thought it was a fungus binded with egg whites.
Why don't you come in off that ledge and we can talk about it?....
Gummo
It's a nice day, there's a view, I have a light breeze....
That's some of the craziest-ass crazy I've ever seen around here, and I have seen pretty much all of the m*m*.
You're still seeing it...
It's a nice day, there's a view, I have a light breeze....
Rmj, Joe the Theologist
Sounds pretty pleasant, actually.
Is there room for one more?
She-who-must-not-be-named was notably absent this week.
I thought it was a fungus binded with egg whites.
JeffCo likes it. That's about all I know about it.
Okay,
I think I'm the one guilty of breaking the troll-shunning memorial to catelexis. 
I propose we set up a Paypal cuss box for some worthy cause and drop a couple of bucks in it when we transgress.
Some Dr. Phil type person should do an online analysis of the troll obsession with Simels.
It ain't just trolls...
dave™© | Homepage | 11.15.08 - 12:17 pm | #
You got that almost right dave, it's you and billy b that is obsessed with simels. Please tell us all, how did that come about?
Is there room for one more?
How many bloggers can sit on the edge of a ledge?
Well it's afternoon and haloscum is fucking with me. Guess it's a sign I should get something done. Have a lovely afternoon.
keys to mccain victory
less war-mongrering
less sucking of rove'e cock
only one position on eash issue
go back in time and oppose all stupid stuff bush championed
less lying
pick a running mate who could take the reins of the presidency and not destroy the world
Chuy! This fire's JUMPED THE 5 AND THE 210!
[Looks outside at rain and gloom]
Pretty sure that the forest fire danger is quite low up here.
Went to Red Cross and exchanged two units of platelets for my first (and last) ever piece of Uncle John's pizza. Uck.
I propose we set up a Paypal cuss box for some worthy cause and drop a couple of bucks in it when we transgress.
bo | 11.15.08 - 12:23 pm | #
Are you fucking crazy? I'll put $$$$ in so I can swear.
Yes, Quorn uses egg-whites as a binder, so is unsuitable for vegans.
BTW, do I have to fill out a separate application if I want to be considered for Hitlery's "shadow government," or will the one I submit to Obama's people be shared?
Went to Red Cross and exchanged two units of platelets
I always feel better after that. For real.
You got that almost right dave, it's you and billy b that is obsessed with simels.
Tuck, you're obsessed. Get help.
I understand that drinking a quart of Liquid Plumber will soothe your troubled little pea brain. Give it a try.
You'd think he might picked up on all the recording devices that surrounded him the whole time.
jayackroyd
I thought it was Brian that was being recorded
Chuy! This fire's JUMPED THE 5 AND THE 210!
GWPDA yclept Damaged Historian
Good frickin' grief. I'm glad Sally is on the road.
McCain's proposal to tax workers' health care benefits was a real winner, too.
Thanks for 2008, moron!
It ain't just trolls...
dave™© | Homepage | 11.15.08 - 12:17 pm | #
Reagan is about as relevant to young voters today as Eisenhower was when I first voted.
It's worse than that. Since he started us down the wrong path Raygun is more like the repukes before FDR.
It's not easy bein' me.....
Rmj
RMJ = Richard Milhous Johnson
(lovechild of Tricky Dick and Lady Bird)
Thank you, Gromit; I only tasted a Papa John's pizza once, and I thought it sucked.
Not the cussing, but for responding directly to a troll, or quoting one.
Gromit -- you're a peach.
But you knew that.
dave,
go to
hillaryshadowgovernment.gov, and when they ask for a password type in "vince foster"
Seconding Plantsman re Papa John. Worse than Dominos
Sallyh! Once u get to the I-10 just keep driving to Phx!
I only tasted a Papa John's pizza once, and I thought it sucked.
plantsman
Awful! Almost as bad as Domino's.
I'll take the Mom and Pop places over the chains anyday.
Seconding Plantsman re Papa John. Worse than Dominos
bo
Thirding. Inedible.
0% containment of the Sayre fire
Once u get to the I-10 just keep driving to Phx!
Pa Hanok!!
Who are the children of the quorn?
Jesus, Sally isn't going to lose her house, is she?
plantsman - Humidity in Sylmar right now is 6% - winds gusting at 25+mph. Here, we're at 11%, winds increasing, now around 10mph.
You're sweet, Dr. G, but won't Arthur want to, you know, eat the katz?
Between Indio and Blythe I-10 has a real "Moonscape" vibe.
Gromit -- you're a peach.
Thanks, darlin'. The nurses and techs at the pheresis departments are the heroes. The have to be at work ready to stick needles into people at 6AM on weekends.
And they are vastly entertaining. A laff a minute.
I'm never drinking at a Chicago Bears bar again.
I hate my memory of how the Santa Anas feel.
Terry C,
Friends is friends but if you think PJ's is better than Dominos, I feel obliged to challenge you to a duel. They're both horrendous, but there are degrees even of pure evil.
McCain's proposal to tax workers' health care benefits was a real winner, too.
Thanks for 2008, moron!
Buzz Bomb
This is the guy who wanted to overhaul unemployment system, too.
Put all the $$$ into "training".
What are people supposed to do for money while they're being "trained"?
Then again, what would someone like McCain who has lived off the taxpayers (and a rich wife) know or care about that?
I hate my memory of how the Santa Anas feel.
Those and the winds off Africa to Europe tend to drive up suicide rates.
Pizza Hut is worse than Domino's.
I love seeing simels' comments here and how most of the time they get no responses, especially his blogwhores, except for the odd times billy b or trademark dave responds. And sometimes Brooklyn Girl but she is hit and miss.
No wonder the sad fuck has so many sock puppets. At least his sock puppets and he can carry on a conversation.
Textbook really.
I'm never drinking at a Chicago Bears bar again.
AndyMN
I'm sensing that there is a story in there, somewhere . . .
Sallyh! Once u get to the I-10 just keep driving to Phx!
Phx my ass! Keep on goin' to Bethesda!
We'll put ya up!
When I ate chain-store Pizza, It was Round Table.
But that's very pricey and undiabetic-friendly.
Friends is friends but if you think PJ's is better than Dominos, I feel obliged to challenge you to a duel. They're both horrendous, but there are degrees even of pure evil.
bo |
They both suck. My sister once tried a Domino's pizza and said it would have been better to toss the pie and eat the cardboard box.
Pizza Hut is awful, too.
The biggest cultural loss in my 20 years in Burlington was when the most popular gay bar closed and was replaced by Papa Johns. What a comedown.
No wonder the sad fuck has so many sock puppets
You know Tuck, talking to oneself is the first sign of going crazy.
You need to get that Liquid Plumber.
Jerry's Subs and Pizza isn't bad.
Isn't Domino's owned by a nasty pro-lifer?
This fire's JUMPED THE 5 AND THE 210!
THE CALLS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!!!!
Looks like Buttle OD'd on the brown acid. Lost his tiny little mind all those years ago.
Marcellina gets those winds out of Africa ( The Foehn Winds ) In Innsbruck, sometimes
Some major projection going on.
I'm sensing that there is a story in there, somewhere . . .
I pride myself as a feminist kind of guy. But, when a female co-worker drags me to a bar where women employees are wearing nothing but short shorts and bikini tops (not a strip club), I'm kind of pissed. I feel fucking filthy.
Marcellina -- yep.
Isn't Domino's owned by a nasty pro-lifer?
I think so. Last I heard he was building his own town in Florida.
Isn't Domino's owned by a nasty pro-lifer?
Marcellina
Tom Monaghan? The guy who wants to establish a Catholic city in Florida?
I don't know if he owns Domino's anymore.
McCain got the nomination by appealing to the craziest of the 'Thuglicans. That was the easy part, but it put him where it was impossible for him to reach out and be beliveable, even if he had been coherent with his message. Guy was also handicapped by being too much of a legend in his own mind.
the thing about pizza is that it is a few simple ingredients, that to fuck it up, really shows a lack of care.
Big time, plantsman. It's like somebody running a damn vacuum cleaner in the sky for 3 days.
I hate my memory of how the Santa Anas feel.
plantsman
really? i loved them as a kid. i think i reported in here when i returned from cali this summer that i found photo documentation at my mom's house that 'tumbleweed day' really happened (it wasn't just my imagination). about once a year or so, when the sanny annies (as my dad calls 'em) were blowin', tons of tumbleweeds would blow down the street and fill up people's yards. the folks let us stay up late one time so we could watch 'em blowin' in.
You people in California need to move back to Pittsburgh.
Either that or don't fucking play with matches so much.
Isn't Domino's owned by a nasty pro-lifer?
That jerk that built that Catholic "city" in FL.
coke to virginia
Isn't Domino's owned by a nasty pro-lifer?
Yes.
women employees are wearing nothing but short shorts and bikini tops (not a strip club)
In Minnesotah! In November?
That's not just sexist, it's downright sadistic.
Isn't Domino's owned by a nasty pro-lifer?
Yep. Donates a lot to the Ceaucescu crowd.
I need hardly add that quality aside, Domin's is not my pizza of choice.
Non-Dominoes Cokes to all...
Then beaches are sexist.
The only way McCain could have won was if, you know, he was a Democrat.
You people in California need to move back to Pittsburgh.
Lotta ghouls in the Pittsburgh area, tho.
I wouldn't advise it.
the thing about pizza is that it is a few simple ingredients, that to fuck it up, really shows a lack of care.
mogwai
I love the Greek style pizza.
With the thin crispy crust.
McCain? What is a McCain?
well, gotta go do my errands, bbl.
We used to stack tumbleweeds and make faux "snowmen" out of them in Scottsdale.
Once again for the new crowd,
There's a magazine for Eschaton's trolls now.
Then beaches are sexist.
Gomez |
Yep -- it's exactly the same thing!
Lotta ghouls in the Pittsburgh area, tho.
*cough* They are our friends.
Isn't Domino's owned by a nasty pro-lifer?
Supposedly Monaghan had been adopted as a baby by batshit insane overly devout Catholics. He tried to be a priest but I guess he was too nuts even for the seminary.
Why do you think his name is Gomez?
We used to stack tumbleweeds and make faux "snowmen" out of them
"Driftin' along,
With the tumblin' snowmen."
Doesn't quite scan...
Okay,
I think I'm the one guilty of breaking the troll-shunning memorial to catelexis.
Please explain - did something happen to catelexis?
Pizza Hut is awful, too. - Terry C
Was know in the household as Pizza Yuck.
Extra Large Godfathers, with everything, at 1/2 a pace?
That's not just sexist, it's downright sadistic.
Well, we weren't drinking outside...
But I'm of the Modern Drunkard state of mind...
Do y'all recall how the wingnuts were so crazy last spring that they were rooting for Fred "I'm really Arthur Branch, honest!" Thompson over McCain, and when McCain wrapped it up so many wingnuts were just totally beside themselves over it? How the sack of shit Dobson wouldn't endorse McCain?
There's a magazine for Eschaton's trolls now.
Buttle!!!!!!!
McCain? What is a McCain?
Gomez
I will be so happy when the same question can be asked about Scarah Palin.
I got the name from a Barry Bonds press conference.
You know Tuck, talking to oneself is the first sign of going crazy.
billy b | Homepage | 11.15.08 - 12:36 pm | #
Truer works have never been spoken. But, that is simels your are talking about.
In a tasteful strip-mall nearby, a Domino's failed and its space was taken by a Hungry Howie's Pizza I'm never going to try.
Pizza Hut is awful, too
In the same class as Taco Hell and Dead Lobster.
There's a magazine for Eschaton's trolls now.
BBQ tips from Toby Petzold.
How the sack of shit Dobson wouldn't endorse McCain?
Apprentice to Darth Holden
McCain's picking the fundie twit as a running mate made that okay with Dobson.
Local pizza joints are usually the best.
We've got two very fine outfits here in Track Town, Pegasus Pizza and Track Town (natch!) Pizza.
We used to stack tumbleweeds and make faux "snowmen" out of them in Scottsdale.
plantsman | 11.15.08 - 12:40 pm |
we had so many, we could make caves and castles.
buttle is an egg-sucking dog
Fun with Tofu from Live Free or Die.
Oh and a shout out for Pizzaria Uno in the Windy City
Do y'all recall how the wingnuts were so crazy last spring that they were rooting for Fred "I'm really Arthur Branch, honest!" Thompson over McCain
It wasn't him.
They wanted Jeri around to ogle.
Please explain - did something happen to catelexis?
Catalexis has passed away of an apparent heart attack. He was 50.
McCain's picking the fundie twit as a running mate made that okay with Dobson.
Terry C - Yes We Did
Well,that was the whole point, wasn't it?
McCain never got beyond the most insular of the base.
Fun with Tofu from Live Free or Die.
That's a blast from the past...
KTLA's reporting that 'several' hundred houses have been burnt to the ground now.
I'm going to buy a nice brisket to make in case the Sallyhs drop in.
It seems that catalexis passed away on the 13th. Family posted on the thread about 6pm to inform.
He'd been having chest pains the day before.
Did God make a mistake with Simels and his supporters. Because if God make a mistake then we have a chance to correct it.
In Houston, I rave about Pink's Gourmet Pizza place.
We've got two very fine outfits here in Track Town, Pegasus Pizza and Track Town (natch!) Pizza.
Not so in Batesville Indiana. The two local joints serve cardboard with fake tomato sauce on top and some shaved pine branches for cheese.
Ghastly stuff.
But I'm of the Modern Drunkard state of mind...
AndyMN |
hey! i got the hat for my birthday a few years back!
McCain never got beyond the most insular of the base.
Gummo
And, boy, did it cost him.
For Obama to make a similar VP pick as McCain he would have had to pick Pauly Shore.
Catalexis has passed away of an apparent heart attack. He was 50.
FUCK!
Please explain - did something happen to catelexis?
Catalexis has passed away of an apparent heart attack. He was 50.
Sufferin' Succotash
Holy cow! He was just here a few days ago, maybe Wednesday. That sucks!
It's hard to conceive that this LA fire started at 10:15 pm yesterday, Pacific Time.
Oh and a shout out for Pizzaria Uno in the Windy City
Apprentice to Darth Holden
We have one here, and the pizza is to die for. They'll also give you an unbaked one to take home, which is awesome, since we live about 20 minutes away.
McAricept forgot his positions mid speech
For Obama to make a similar VP pick as McCain he would have had to pick Pauly Shore.
Gomez
For Obama to make a similar VP pick as McCain he would have had to pick Pauly Shore.
Gomez
I'm not crazy about Pauly, but compared to Palin???
These trolls are really pathetic since they were collectively neutered on 11/04.
They're not even entertaining anymore.
McAricept forgot his positions mid speech
jr
"tax c*nt!"
It's hard to conceive that this LA fire started at 10:15 pm yesterday, Pacific Time.
plantsman
We didn't start the fire.
FUCK!
AndyMN
I believe that was my exact comment.
Really, really sad.
Do y'all recall how the wingnuts were so crazy last spring that they were rooting for Fred "I'm really Arthur Branch, honest!" Thompson
Apprentice to Darth Holden
*cough* Duncan "Crazy as a shithouse rat" Hunter....
Deepest condolences to Catalexis' family.
That's pretty shocking. 50 is way too young.
Buzz Bomb:
Pretty bad when they don't even notice that they're being ignored.
A troll's choice of language can be very interesting.
For instance, calling steve's friends "supporters" because a troll has no idea what friendship is....
catalexis was a mensch.
Do y'all recall how the wingnuts were so crazy last spring that they were rooting for Fred "I'm really Arthur Branch, honest!" Thompson
Apprentice to Darth Holden
*cough* Duncan "Crazy as a shithouse rat" Hunter....
melior
Margaret Carlson and Tweety.
Went to Red Cross and exchanged two units of platelets
I always feel better after that. For real.
Blood donation is about the easiest way to do that much good I can think of, but I did the double order of red blood cells procedure a couple of weeks ago and didn't feel right for the better part of a week. Regular donations have never bothered me, so they're just going to have to take them one unit at time from now on.
a shout out for Pizzaria Uno in the Windy City.
They're also a chain. Got 'em here in the Bay Area...
Deepest condolences to Catalexis' family.
That news hit this place like a bombshell yesterday.
Sad.
buttle is an egg-sucking dog
billy b | Homepage | 11.15.08 - 12:44 pm | #
billy b does get to blow simels. But because billy b worships him so much, simels turns billy down every now and then. A lot of times he mades billy b watch when trademark dave blows him.
McAricept forgot his positions mid speech
And the town hall meetings he was supposedly so good at? Some old bat starts yammering about Obama being a Muslim and McCain sez Oh No, He's A Decent Family Man (the 2 being mutually exclusive, of course).
[makes blatting noise]
Deepest condolences to Catalexis' family.
That's pretty shocking. 50 is way too young.
Apprentice to Darth Holden
Same here. Damn!
Blood donation is about the easiest way to do that much good I can think
I just started doing it regularly this year and yes, it's a wonderful feeling.
I can't donate blood. Spent a year in Britain in the mid-80s. They're afraid I might have Mad Cow Disease or something. Sheesh.
Ah, yes, Tweety and his Aqua Velva obsession.
What a monumental putz that guy is.
We didn't start the fire.
How can we sleep when our beds are burning?
And the town hall meetings he was supposedly so good at? Some old bat starts yammering about Obama being a Muslim and McCain sez Oh No, He's A Decent Family Man (the 2 being mutually exclusive, of course).
[makes blatting noise]
Sufferin' Succotash
He didn't correct the one who called Hillary a "bitch", though.
But I'm of the Modern Drunkard state of mind...
AndyMN
One of the coolest things my dad left me was three large WC fields wall hangings with his picture and an aphorism.
"Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch!"
"Reminds me of the time we were on safari in the wilds of Afghanistan. We lost our corkscrew and had to survive on food and water for several days..."
That's fucking crazy...here I was, drinking with co-workers last night. And one of our own passed on!
Sad. Sad. Sad.
I did the double order of red blood cells procedure a couple of weeks ago and didn't feel right for the better part of a week.
I'm just the opposite. One unit deal doesn't really do anything to me. sometimes I feel a little weak.
OTOH, the hour long donation deal is great. I feel like I got a shot of B-12.
Ah, yes, Tweety and his Aqua Velva obsession.
What a monumental putz that guy is.
Apprentice to Darth Holden
The comment about Mitt's shoulders was soooooooo creepy!
A. Buttle: dedicating his life to reinforcing neggative Aggie stereotypes.
But the very worst for billy b is when simels hires a hooker and makes billy watch that.
Poor billy b.
Catalexis died? Damn. Peace to him and his family.
He didn't correct the one who called Hillary a "bitch", though.
Well, in the winger lexicon being a Hillary is worse than being a Muslim.
No, in fact he told the person in Florida "Good Question", as I recall.
Thanks to all again for the posts on the fire. Here, all I can offer in return is a nice warm, hot-off-the-iron, waffle from a vendor in Antwerp. Sugary, caramel-ly, yum...
He seemed to have known, maybe.
The ability to speak in coherent sentences is now presented as an elitist anachronism that denies the authenticity of the id driven avatar of the American heartland. A nation that is driving itself to manifest Loki, Manabozho, Satan, the Trickster. Not as the smooth spoken deceiver of the intellectually proud as in the histories we have but as a stirring, dismissive, and divisive populist deceiver of the proud anti-intellectual patriot of today's America, the cautionary tales for tomorrow...if there is a tomorrow.
catalexis the pontificator | 11.12.08 - 5:05 pm
And then
I hope this isn't a heart attack I'm having right now. I can't afford one. I guess I need to go lie down for a bit. Lich King comes out tomorrow and I am not going to kick it beforre getting my hands on that puppy.
catalexis the pontificator | 11.12.08 - 6:08 pm
Chimpy G20 map shows Ireland and Britain as single island.
He didn't correct the one who called Hillary a "bitch", though.
Well, in the winger lexicon being a Hillary is worse than being a Muslim.
Sufferin' Succotash
They dislike women.
Bottom line.
calling steve's friends "supporters" because a troll has no idea what friendship is....
Gummo
I think it's more that s/he thinks s/he is engaged in some kind of battle or competition with steve.
Crazy-assed crazy, I'm sayin'.
Comment by A. Buttle blocked.
Can you REALLY feed a family of 4 for a week on tofu for just $1.89?
Eliass Tucky Buttle is sponsored by Tucks medicated hemorrhoid pads.
"If your sphincter's aflame
Tucks is the name"
And there must have been 20-30 people screaming for him to get to an ER.
No, in fact he told the person in Florida "Good Question", as I recall.
plantsman
Jackass. He deserved to get his ass kicked.
I guess I need to go lie down for a bit. Lich King comes out tomorrow and I am not going to kick it beforre getting my hands on that puppy.
FUCK FUCK FUCK!
He probably would have enjoyed it immensely.
I will toss back a flagon of Thunderbrew Ale in his honor.
What a monumental putz that guy is.
I thought the Aqua Velva line was Tweetster's nadir until he compared McCain to Audie Murphy.
That wasn't just silly. That was a fucking insult to Murphy's memory and to everyone else decorated for bravery under fire.
Republican Geography.
Chimpy in new King Abdullah hand-holding
http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/r...-0184-
515h.html
billy b is nothing but loyal. The best dog that has ever been. Why the Westminister dogs have nothing on him in the loyality department.
His tongue is always hanging out for his swami simels.
That wasn't just silly. That was a fucking insult to Murphy's memory and to everyone else decorated for bravery under fire.
Sufferin' Succotash | 11.15.08 - 12:54 pm | #
Tweety is Buttle with TV exposure. Useless liar.
Anyone want to see a pic of buttle's mama?
Chimpy G20 map shows Ireland and Britain as single island.
They are a continent, aren't they?
Chimpy in new King Abdullah hand-holding
Bush definitely has issues.
Republican Geography.
Walter Reed Middle School?
Their back drops suck:
Mission Accomplished
That wasn't just silly. That was a fucking insult to Murphy's memory and to everyone else decorated for bravery under fire.
The Rethugs say they support vets, but their actions at the 2004 election, the campaign against Max Cleland, and John McCain's votes against VA budgets tell the truth.
Soldiers are to be used like toilet paper then discarded. That's how the Rethugs actually treat veterans.
I know nothing about this Jim DeMento guy, but I hope the republics listen to his sound judgment.
What. A. Loser.
The troll obsession with teh gaii sex is so sad.
King Abdullah uses more "Just For Men" than Billy Mays.
Soldiers are to be used like toilet paper then discarded. That's how the Rethugs actually treat veterans.
Apprentice to Darth Holden
That's how the Repugs treat everyone who isn't obscenely wealthy.
They use them and then throw them away.
And there must have been 20-30 people screaming for him to get to an ER.
leibniz leibkins ♘☮
That's the hell of it.
And I'm going on record right now: If anyone whose phone number and/or address I have says anything like that in the future, I am going to call 911 on their ass.
So be forewarned. This is not going to happen again if I can interfere, I mean, intervene.
Hehe, sensors detect that Buttle's webpage is infected. Glad I didn't step in that. Troll hygiene is teh skankiest.
Walter Reed Middle School?
Oh god, I forgot about that. It's really looking like the GOP just gave up and let the Regent interns run the campaign for the entire year.
King Abdullah uses more "Just For Men" than Billy Mays.
plantsman
Uh-huh...his dye job is even more obvious than Caspar Weinberger's.
Anybody seen this yet?
JJ Abrams new take on Star Trek.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I...h?v=I0WNPb8R-
40
Okay simels, you have proved beyond any doubt to all on this blog. You have two men trained as your dogs, billy b and trademark dave. I don't care what tricks you have them do next.
But take it to another place and leave us out of your sickness.
Gordon Liddy's dye-job is kinda sad.
Soldiers are to be used like toilet paper then discarded. That's how the Rethugs actually treat veterans.
They're the spiritual descendants of the Bush who bought up every ironworks in CT the day after Ft. Sumter and of the fearless entrepreneurs who sold shoddy uniforms and defective rifles to the Union Army during the Civil War.
In their world, anyone who raises their right hand is a born sucker.
"If anyone whose phone number and/or address I have says anything like that in the future, I am going to call 911 on their ass."
Damn right, Virginia. We have to take care of each other.
For Obama to make a similar VP pick as McCain he would have had to pick Pauly Shore.
Pure win.
BREAKING: THE "GET A BRAIN MORANS" GUY WAS JUST SELECTED THE HEAD OF THE RNC.
"So be forewarned. This is not going to happen again if I can interfere, I mean, intervene."
I'll keep that in mind as i am i believe in your records.
this sort of thing happens all the time. my one uncle complained to another uncle about chest pains and pain in one arm, and the other uncle besides saying maybe you should got to the doctor did nothing.
Gordon Liddy's dye-job is kinda sad.
plantsman
Cal Thomas' is pretty bad, too.
Or is THAT a RUG?
But take it to another place and leave us out of your sickness.
A. Buttle | Homepage | 11.15.08 - 12:59 pm | #
What do you mean us, you sick fuck? Your gay obsession with Simels should be taken elsewhere.
tucky buttle is rick santorum's dog, that is to say, ricky's love interest.
King Abdullah uses more "Just For Men" than Billy Mays.
plantsman
But No Listerine.
BREAKING: THE "GET A BRAIN MORANS" GUY WAS JUST SELECTED THE HEAD OF THE RNC.
Gomez
Cal Thomas' is pretty bad, too.
Or is THAT a RUG?
Dead varmint from the south forty.
fuck you haloscan!
King Abdullah uses more "Just For Men" than Billy Mays.
plantsman
But No Listerine.
Gomez
Or Right Guard.
Yeah hell-o-scan is in the suxxors mode atm.
I'm off for a while, later peeps.
And still, after the Saudis basically did nothing to lower oil prices in summer, W sucks up.
THE "GET A BRAIN MORANS" GUY WAS JUST SELECTED THE HEAD OF THE RNC.
Are you sure it wasn't the one who wants to make English the Officel Language?
THE "GET A BRAIN MORANS" GUY WAS JUST SELECTED THE HEAD OF THE RNC.
Are you sure it wasn't the one who wants to make English the Officel Language?
Why does it take CSpan so long to post this morning's panel?
And I'm going on record right now: If anyone whose phone number and/or address I have says anything like that in the future, I am going to call 911 on their ass.
So be forewarned. This is not going to happen again if I can interfere, I mean, intervene.
Virginia, no, I'm working! |
speaking of that list of yours, i'm guessin' you have all the eschaconners, right? i'd like to have that list
And still, after the Saudis basically did nothing to lower oil prices in summer, W sucks up.
He's Abdullah's bitch. Like buttle is ours.
condign punishment is what we need.
"I'd like to give Haloscan a hug,
And tell it jokes n' stuff,
And pull its pants down to its shoes,
And chase it through the rough.
And bind it up with bonds and straps, And check its purse for change,
And leave it out at Moosegrin Hall,
With our cousin who's deranged!"
THE "GET A BRAIN MORANS" GUY WAS JUST SELECTED THE HEAD OF THE RNC.
Are you sure it wasn't the one who wants to make English the Officel Language?
Sufferin' Succotash
Why don't they just pick Joe the Plumber?
I like the lady on the left better.
Miss South Carolina Teen USA types V-e-r-y S-l-o-w-l-y, and has no map.
So... are we doing a postmortem on the "health" of the McCain campaign?
And still, after the Saudis basically did nothing to lower oil prices in summer, W sucks up.
plantsman
He wants his allowance.
I've been away from the toobz a lot this week, so am I the last to know our new president will use YouTube to deliver his weekly address instead of radio?
ChangeDotGov
Way cool.
So... are we doing a postmortem on the "health" of the McCain campaign?
George Johnston | Homepage | 11.15.08 - 1:07 pm | #
Lanny Davis is the coroner.
Why don't they just pick Joe the Plumber?
I understand Palin mentioned Joe and Bob the Builder at the republic gov convention this week.
She's braindead.
By Debbie Schlussel
Did President-elect Barack Hussein Obama commit a federal crime in September of this year? Or did he never actually register and, instead, did friends of his in the Chicago federal records center, which maintains the official copy of his alleged Selective Service registration commit the crime for him?
It's either one or the other, as indicated by the release of Barack Obama's official Selective Service registration for the draft. A friend of mine, who is a retired federal agent, spent almost a year trying to obtain this document through a Freedom of Information Act request, and, after much stonewalling, finally received it and released it to me.
But the release of Obama's draft registration and an accompanying document, posted below, raises more questions than it answers. And it shows many signs of fraud, not to mention putting the lie to Obama's claim that he registered for the draft in June 1979, before it was required by law.
Debbie, did you know that your last name means "blowjob" in German?
Just something for you to chew on.
And I'm going on record right now: If anyone whose phone number and/or address I have says anything like that in the future, I am going to call 911 on their ass.
Keep familiar with the 651 area code. The rate I'm going...
I was just thinking about Obama's YouTube!
Jeebus, I just read that thing about Bernard claiming Hillary will run a shadow government.
Even I know that's utter bullshit. What are those people smoking over there?
"We're a center-field country."
-Willie Mays
I understand Palin mentioned Joe and Bob the Builder at the republic gov convention this week.
She's braindead.
billy b
Keith showed bits of that "speech" of hers the other night.
My daughter said "They couldn't get someone ELSE to speak?"
From all indications, she didn't go over too well.
Local pizza joints are usually the best.
Highly variable around here. There's at least a dozen within three blocks, including a dominos, a papa johns, and 7 blocks away, an Uno.
am I the last to know our new president will use YouTube to deliver his weekly address instead of radio?
The best thing about it is that there won't be any Republican response for at least the first couple of years until they figure out what YouTube is.
And I don't include ronjazz only because he is a sock puppet. If not he doesn't even qualify as a dog.
Debbie Schlussel = Bigot Extraordinaire
dominos, a papa johns, and 7 blocks away, an Uno.
Calling any of these a pizza joint is like calling Sarah Palin a viable candidate.
ok - i have people downstairs, upstairs, and outside. has anyone ever had to go into the bathroom just to have some peace and quiet in your own house?
Debbie, did you know that your last name means "blowjob" in German?
Just something for you to chew on.
Lime Rickey | 11.15.08 - 1:07 pm | #
Well, I just spewed ice tea on my monitor.
Sufferin' Succotash!
Calling any of these a pizza joint is like calling Sarah Palin a viable candidate.
macacawitz
So, remember that pesky bridge that collapsed up here? Design error.
What bullshit.
Obama's YouTube:
http://change.gov/newsroom/entry...resident_elect/
Besta Pizza is the best pizza in Bethesda.
Say that rapidly 20 times.
has anyone ever had to go into the bathroom just to have some peace and quiet in your own house?
focus, still burnin'
I'll bet the Duggars have to!
I like Uno!
But our usual is a local place that uses outstanding ingredients. Can't get one on Sunday or Monday, can't eat it in the restaurant, no delivery.
Excellent.
Not that I had any desire to go to the supermarket today but the sun came out just as I hit the "place order now" button at FreshDirect.
:sigh:
ok - i have people downstairs, upstairs, and outside. has anyone ever had to go into the bathroom just to have some peace and quiet in your own house?
I used to do it all the time when the girls were little. Someone wanting your attention all of the time can be draining.
Sadly No is having server problems, poop. Hope I don't have to go brave Clown Hall myself for the giggles, I much prefer when it comes pre-sanitized.
I am getting vibrations from the hereafter that sheets may be imminent.
HBK,
That's an awesome conundrum.
And I don't include ronjazz only because he is a sock puppet. If not he doesn't even qualify as a dog.
A. Buttle | Homepage | 11.15.08 - 1:10 pm | #
God, you're a tedious sonofabitch.
Not a stunning new insight, granted, but jeebus...
I used to do it all the time when the girls were little. Someone wanting your attention all of the time can be draining.
Oh hell yes. And screaming into the towels is a perfect way release the pressure.
Gotta. Go. Get. Guac.
Hasta la vista, baybees.
What are those people smoking over there?
Well, I just spewed ice tea on my monitor.
steve simels
Well you have got to give him credit. They are not new lines but his delivery is super.
I'll bet the Duggars have to!
Terry C - Yes We Did!
sure, where else are they gonna get some alone time to snuggle and...
Squab and squash with kumquat sauce. I'll never understand these cooking shows.
LePage's Mucilage.
"America is not a center-right country."
Lefty Grove
I'll bet the Duggars have to!
Terry C - Yes We Did!
"Oh, you're giving birth - I'll come back later."
They become more and more irrelevant:
"A Georgia priest facing excommunication for supporting the ordination of women said Friday he plans to visit the Vatican with a contingent of fellow priests and a bishop to appeal the decision.
Roy Bourgeois, 69, a Maryknoll priest and nationally known peace activist, ran afoul of Vatican doctrine by participating in an Aug. 9 ceremony in Lexington, Ky., to ordain Janice Sevre-Duszynska, a member of a group called Roman Catholic Womenpriests. Recent popes have said the Roman Catholic Church cannot ordain women because Christ chose only males as apostles. "Who are we as men to say to women that our call to the priesthood is valid, but yours is not?" Bourgeois said in a telephone interview. "As Catholics we profess that the invitation to priesthood comes from God, and I believe that we are hampering with the sacred when we say that women must be excluded from being priests. That invitation is from God." Bourgeois said the toughest part of the ordeal was informing his 95-year-old father, a devout Roman Catholic. He said he drove to his family's home in Lutcher, La., near New Orleans, to tell him, and that his father shed tears and then told his family that God had protected Bourgeois before, and would continue to today.
"When he said God will take care of him, I wept," said Bourgeois. Bourgeois' excommunication likely would be automatic, requiring no further action from the Holy See, said the chief Vatican spokesman, the Rev. Federico Lombardi. Excommunication is the most severe penalty under church law, cutting off a Catholic from receiving or administering sacraments. The ordained woman, Sevre-Duszynska, also faces excommunication.
Bourgeois said that he recently received a letter from the Vatican's doctrinal watchdog, the Congregation of the Doctrine of the Faith, offering him a chance to recant within 30 days to avoid excommunication. But Lombardi said he did not know of such a letter, and Bourgeois said he has informed the Vatican he will not repent. Bourgeois, a Vietnam veteran, served as a missionary in Bolivia and El Salvador. Concerned by what he had witnessed, he returned to the United States and formed School of Americas Watch, a group that holds annual demonstrations against a Fort Benning school that is now known as the Western Hemisphere Institute for Security Cooperation. He lives in an apartment outside Fort Benning's main gate.
The deadline for his excommunication is Nov. 21, Bourgeois said — just one day before the start of the 19th annual protest at the school by the group. Even if he is excommunicated, Bourgeois said he will remain active in SOA Watch and the church.
"I won't be able to say Mass in Catholic churches, but my ministry in SOA Watch and speaking at colleges and churches will continue," he said.
Winter Squash and kumquats: ripe now.
I am getting vibrations from the hereafter that sheets may be imminent
That's usually my cell phone in my pocket.
ok - i have people downstairs, upstairs, and outside. has anyone ever had to go into the bathroom just to have some peace and quiet in your own house?
focus, still burnin'
good morning focus
And I don't include ronjazz only because he is a sock puppet. If not he doesn't even qualify as a dog.
A. Buttle | Homepage | 11.15.08 - 1:10 pm | #
Looks like I hit a sensitive spot.
Buttle is so predictable and easy.
Not a stunning new insight, granted, but jeebus...
steve simels | Homepage | 11.15.08 - 1:13 pm | #
simels, give us one line, one line that is your own, besides the mashed potatoes and mom's credit card that is. Give us one creative funny line and I will stop.
I could be wrong.
sheets
You are not wrong. Sheets.
What is this substance mucilage of which ye speaketh?
I am getting vibrations from the hereafter that sheets may be imminent
EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
simels, give us one line, one line that is your own, besides the mashed potatoes and mom's credit card that is. Give us one creative funny line and I will stop.
A. Buttle | Homepage | 11.15.08 - 1:18 pm | #
I'm supposed to waste ad-libs on you?
Get real....
Oh, would you please shut the fuck up, Butler?
You're not at all funny.
Erin was going through catelexis' comments and apparently he didn't go to the doctor because of concerns with money.
That makes me incredibly sad.
Give us one creative funny line and I will stop.
A. Buttle | Homepage | 11.15.08 - 1:18 pm | #
Always the liar. Reliable as any Repig.
The good news is that in the latest CBA negotiated between the Vatican and the priests, even with excommunication he's still entitled to keep all of last years collections and has the right to veto a trade to the Mormons.
McCain was not "all over the place"; well he was, but no one has said why.
The Rovian strategy was to find something, anything, that compromised Obama, and pound the hell out of it. He was "all over the place" because they couldn't find that thing. The closest items they discovered that kind of worked to move people were creeping Socialism, Joe the Plumber, and Bill Ayers. You know they thought those were good because they kept pounding 'em. And you also know that they knew those issues were not good enough, because they kept going "all over the place" looking for something with more traction. They couldnt' find it.
I don't say this from any campaign insight, just observation.
John McCain was just conservative enough to lose. If the GOP had nominated had nominated a "true" conservative, then the Democrats might have had a more decisive victory and another Senate seat or two.
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