HULK SMASH
No comments, my ass.
Black is white.
Way to go on that war vote hillary! Next you can destroy the party!
Obama could help Atrios win the blog wars.
And a sign of desparation too!
if only
One last, one last, one last throe...
The Pentagon on Wednesday said
[puts fingers in ears]
Give it six more months.
That would work, because every time I'm driving on 81 and get cut off by some lunatic going 145 crossing four lanes in an SUV, I say to myself, "Jesus Christ... New Jersey..."
Thers
That's just the governor. 
Welcome to my world. But to be fair, many of those 145 mph SUVs, though they may be traveling on NJ highways, often bear NY plates. 
War of the living dead brought to you by Washington ghouls.
Dinner prep, alas, beckons.
Back in a bit...
Mighty Surge(tm)
100% pure bull, no by-products
Up is down.
I thought by-products were offal and such.
oh.
Never mind.
NYers are teh worst drivers in the known universe. i see that licence plate and start to tense up.
Stop this blog, it's going too fast!
That shit in the bed was a byproduct of eating rancid meat.
When I was living in NJ, there was a sign at the DMV that said you couldn't get a license there if you were either an idiot or insane.
Wrong on both counts.
The success of my home improvement plumbing project could be measured by the three inches of water in the basement.
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Do you think we can have a 'Christian Awakening' here in the U.S. where normal xians take on the dominionist terrorists?
War is peace?
Where have I heard that before...
death is life!
Is anyone going to fix the fact that you can't select a shirt size for the eschacon '08 shirt?
We won! Now we have to stay forever!!!!!
the upitick in nviolence proves that teh surge has lowered violence
Insanity.
Her pregnancy was the byproduct of the success of birthcontrol.
is there an amazon wish list site where we can buy atrios a fill-up?
The Pentagon on Wednesday said an eruption of violence in southern Iraq, where US-backed government forces were battling Shiite militias, was a "by-product of the success of the surge."
They've run out of throes!
Hey all .. I'm back!!!
One week without a computer ... have I mised anything?
"Citizens down there have been living in a city of chaos and corruption for some time and they and the prime minister clearly have had enough of it," he said at a Pentagon press conference.
the head of british forces in basra was surprised to hear this, i bet.
We won! Now we have to stay forever!!!!!
Just like Japan, Germany, and Korea.
so the surge is over?
we didnt even get a chance to say goodbye.
Is anyone going to fix the fact that you can't select a shirt size for the eschacon '08 shirt?
leibniz♘☮ | 03.26.08 - 5:18 pm | #
That just proves the success of the ordering process.
Why do I feel like I am living in the move "Brazil"?
catastrophic success?
Bitter enders, last throes, they'll stand up when we stand down, 14 of 18 provinces are peaceful, elections, purple fingers, freedom and democracy are on the march, surge, surge, surge......
-GSD
Bush needs to send Cheney a broad to stop this shit.
The people who died in 9/11 were a byproduct of Bush's successful counterterrorism policy.
Is anyone going to fix the fact that you can't select a shirt size for the eschacon '08 shirt?
The fact that you can order all sizes simultaneously only proves how well the system is working.
LIVING DEAD!!!!
The Pentagon on Wednesday said an eruption of violence in southern Iraq, where US-backed government forces were battling Shiite militias, was a "by-product of the success of the surge."
Oh, my. This reminds me of Dondald Rumsfeld's famous "free people do wacky things" comment back in the day.
once the residents have all fled or died, violence is expected to ebb somewhat.
Imagine what losing looks like to these people.
And the MSM dutifully published the press release and went back to their knitting.
So much easier than having a real job....
The success of my home improvement plumbing project could be measured by the three inches of water in the basement.
At least you will decompose faster.
One week without a computer ... have I mised anything?
Nothing but an endless troll panto.
Orwell rules!
al-maliki sure to make his momma proud with his power to kill. does blackwater provide his security entourage?
"NYers are teh worst drivers in the known universe. i see that licence plate and start to tense up."
Come to San Antonio. Folks from Houston, Dallas, LA, Detroit and NY all complain about how crazy we are.
Thers' million hits are a byproduct of my blog's incredible popularity.
It's another facet of asymetrical warfare, I'm sure.
Afternoon peeps. What's cooking?
NYers are teh worst drivers in the known universe. i see that licence plate and start to tense up.
Nope. Florida drivers are the worst, then Virginia drivers, then Jersey drivers. This has been scientifically established insofar as this is my firm opinion.
once the residents have all fled or died, violence is expected to ebb somewhat.
Worked in Fallujah!
Is anyone going to fix the fact that you can't select a shirt size for the eschacon '08 shirt?
Read the post. It says leave your size in comments or send via e-mail.
Brooklyn Girl stole my joke before I could type it 
Is anyone going to fix the fact that you can't select a shirt size for the eschacon '08 shirt?
If you have to ask, you clearly don't need it.
The Pentagon on Wednesday said an eruption of violence in southern Iraq,
Wouldn't have anything to do with the fact that certain groups are no longer interested in honoring the ceasefire anymore because the Americans persisted in pissing them off with their daily "roundups of suspected terrorists."
Nope, nothing at all.
When I was living in NJ, there was a sign at the DMV that said you couldn't get a license there if you were either an idiot or insane.
We recently approved a measure to remove that language from the NJ Constitution.
I'm serious.
"NYers are teh worst drivers in the known universe. i see that licence plate and start to tense up."
Come to San Antonio. Folks from Houston, Dallas, LA, Detroit and NY all complain about how crazy we are. - EkCenTriK
Fiddle, try Manila.
And yet Republican heads do not explode.
Hussein Doghiney (D-TX)
Republican heads can only implode, due to the vacuum inside.
Afternoon peeps. What's cooking?
qlª |
i auditioned for a tyler perry flick. i haven't head anything back from them, which is a sure sign of success.
I'm gonna throe up...
Morrell said US forces were supporting the Iraqi crackdown, mainly from the air, but it was an Iraqi operation.
Snort.
I think I am beginning to catch on. If there is a reduction in violence, then the surge is working. If there is a increase in violence, then the surge is working.
Brilliant!!!!!
Oh, for pete's sake.
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Manila is not in the known universe.
We won! Now we have to stay forever!!!!!
Just like Japan, Germany, and Korea.
I'm Okay with bringing home the troops from Japan, Germany and Korea. Seriously, why are they still there?
The fact that our economy's in the shitter is a byproduct of Bush's wise tax policy.
Brooklyn Girl stole my joke before I could type it
Oreilly bin Laden | 03.26.08 - 5:20 pm | #
Sorry ... (slinks away)
One week without a computer ... have I mised anything?
Cheney was arrested and secured to a psychiatric facility. Condi ran off and married NTodd. Laura Bush got ahold of a car and tried to drive into the oval office to run over her husband.
Other than that, nothing.
Thers' million hits are a byproduct of my blog's incredible popularity.
I'm really grateful for your support, and I promise I won't forget it.
Come to San Antonio. Folks from Houston, Dallas, LA, Detroit and NY all complain about how crazy we are.
San Antonio drivers endlessly circle Loop 610 at 70 mph. If they don't hit you going south, they'll hit you coming north.
"I'm Okay with bringing home the troops from Japan, Germany and Korea. Seriously, why are they still there?"
Dunno, but considering the way Putin has been operating lately...
What's cooking?
If you read the last thread, Annie's ass.
It wasn't a pleasing aroma, however.
I'm Okay with bringing home the troops from Japan, Germany and Korea. Seriously, why are they still there?
Afuckingmen.
"NYers are teh worst drivers in the known universe. i see that licence plate and start to tense up."
Nashville, TN ... worst drivers in the US of A.
al Sadr orders Iraq PM out of Basra. Cool:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/...26/
wiraq326.xml
The worst driving I've seen in this country is in the Boston area. The whole notion of signaling, or of watching to see if another driver is nearby, or of turning left from the left lane rather than the rightmost, is foreign to us here. New Yorkers don't even come close. And I grew up in New York, and drove cab on the night line, so I know whereof I speak.
When we drive in California, it is to laugh...
Worst Drivers: Chicago.
Second worst: Houston.
Then there's Austin, home of the: "Red-light-but-nobody's-in-the-interesection-
floor-it!" rule.
“Improper” practices by New Century Financial were
condoned and enabled by KPMG, according to
an independent investigation.
oh noes!
I think I am beginning to catch on. If there is a reduction in violence, then the surge is working. If there is a increase in violence, then the surge is working.
Brilliant!!!!!
foolme1ns
Yes, but if the violence stays the same
...the surge is working!
Nope. Florida drivers are the worst, then Virginia drivers, then Jersey drivers. This has been scientifically established insofar as this is my firm opinion.
Thers
you've never been to atlanta, i see.
anyway, jersey drivers aren't bad - just insistent.
and tucson drivers aren't necessarily bad, they all just drive like wherever they are from. it's the hodgepodge that;s dangerous.
The lack of growth in my manhood is evidence of seven successful sessions with the deluxe, penis enlargement vacuum pump I bought used on ebay.
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"Loop 610 "
That's Houston I think. Our loops are 410 and 1604 basically.
But point taken.
I think I am beginning to catch on. If there is a reduction in violence, then the surge is working. If there is a increase in violence, then the surge is working.
Brilliant!!!!!
foolme1ns
You're there! The Republicans are the Party of "Heads I win; tails you lose."
It's good to see the US military is turning the hard work back over to the Iraqis.
I am quite happy to see that Mohammed Sahhed Sahaf known as Baghdad Bob has been hired as a Pentagon spokesman.
-GSD
US-backed government forces were battling Shiite militias, was a "by-product of the success of the surge.
They wouldn't issue such a statement if they didn't know that a huge segment of America didn't accept it as an explanation of the latest uprising.
Go back to bed, America.
Is anyone going to fix the fact that you can't select a shirt size for the eschacon '08 shirt?
This is Paypal's issue not mine. And I'm tired of fighting with them. You can, if you want.
Or you could follow the instructions and email the size to me.
Like everyone else did.
the most convincing sign of the success of the surge is the failure of the surge. its almost zenlike.
I'm really grateful for your support, and I promise I won't forget it.
Just remember to stock the fridge with bacon in June. Just bacon. And bring the kids with you so I don't have to be bothered when I'm eating the bacon. TIA.
Is anyone going to fix the fact that you can't select a shirt size for the eschacon '08 shirt?
Tell MollyI your size by email or leave a comment at the Eschacon08 blog & she'll take care of it.
Also there are Whiskey Fire shirts which are even better than the EschaCon ones.
It might be easier if someone could point out a place with the sanest drivers on the planet.
FLorida drivers are much worse than NY drivers.
The lack of growth in my manhood is evidence of seven successful sessions with the deluxe, penis enlargement vacuum pump I bought used on ebay.
Hey, that kind of thing isn't my bag, baby!
San Antonio drivers endlessly circle Loop 610 at 70 mph. If they don't hit you going south, they'll hit you coming north. - Hussein Doghiney
What do they call someone doing 70 on a freeway in LA?
A traffic flow impedence.
ahhh, the "last throes" and whatnot.
Jesus, i suppose that if one defines "success" as having fucked the place into the ground and then some, then maybe, but...argh.
"NYers are teh worst drivers in the known universe. i see that licence plate and start to tense up."
it isn't the ny drivers. it's everyone else, who don't know how to cope.
Yes, but if the violence stays the same
...the surge is working!
elkal
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thank you. I missed that one.
The worst drivers are in Vermont. Motherfuckers give up their right of way, which annoys the shit out of me.
houston drivers have a justification--they are irritated at having to live in houston.
San Antonio drivers endlessly circle Loop 610 at 70 mph. If they don't hit you going south, they'll hit you coming north.
Hussein Doghiney (D-TX)
70? Feh! That's the speed on the access roads in Houston.
If you aren't tailgating somebody at 80+ the next car over will cut in front of you....
That's Houston I think. Our loops are 410 and 1604 basically.
I meant 410. I even googled it to make sure and still fucked it up.
The problem is that it seems nobody but us DFH gives a shit. Everyone just seems to think we have to live with this till the boy king gets out of office. And then if the Dem doesn't pull troops out immediately, he/she will be blamed for the whole shebang. It's very depressing.
It might be easier if someone could point out a place with the sanest drivers on the planet.
EkCenTriK
Venice.
One week without a computer ... have I mised anything?
Cheney was arrested and secured to a psychiatric facility. Condi ran off and married NTodd. Laura Bush got ahold of a car and tried to drive into the oval office to run over her husband.
Dang I should stay off line more often!
I think that Nouri al Maliki's days are more numbered than Al Sadrs.
-GSD
What is the sound of one surge surging?
The worst driving I've seen in this country is in the Boston area.
Yeah. When my sister was visiting me I offered her the car to use during the day. She declined, because she was scared of Boston traffic. She has driven in Rome and in Istanbul.
houston drivers have a justification--they are irritated at having to live in houston.
pretzelattack
Actually, we're irritated at having to drive in Houston.
I've noticed DC drivers are fairly careful because they don't want dents in their high-priced automobiles. Rude, but careful.
Motherfuckers give up their right of way, which annoys the shit out of me.
Dooood. Better than the alternative... trust me. Do you know how many collisions we have in the middle of intersections here?
i once drove through a town in new mexico where every single effing car was going 10 mph. im not sure they were sane though.
i've driven all over the country, and honestly think atlanta is the worst. i also have a hunch it is number 1 in fatalaties/population/year.
I could send Leibniz a SASE so he can send me his requested shirt size, then I can tell Molly later via carrier pigeon.
Tucson, at least, treats left turns appropriately.
If you knew Molly like I do she would know your size without asking.
Why do the Iraqi liberals want to punish success?
It might be easier if someone could point out a place with the sanest drivers on the planet.
EkCenTriK
Mackinac Island.
does atrios get a discount at the chevron station?
The worst driving I've seen in this country is in the Boston area.
Boston drivers are bad to the bone.
i once drove through a town in new mexico where every single effing car was going 10 mph.
marijuana is a mexican word
If you are ever driving behind a Nissan Sentra, drive very carefully and look for an opportunity to pass as soon as possible.
China has the worst drivers.
Jersey drivers have no idea of the speed limit or what speed they might want to go. They just want to go faster than you. Unless they see a police car, at which point they slow down to 45 on the highway.
Also, the laws of physics which require increased acceleration when going uphill completely fox them.
Absence of evidence is evidence.
I could send Leibniz a SASE so he can send me his requested shirt size, then I can tell Molly later via carrier pigeon.
NTodd, Master Lesbian
Aldis Lamp?
If you knew Molly like I do she would know your size without asking.
Culture of Truth
shirt size, you pervert
I think that Nouri al Maliki's days are more numbered than Al Sadrs.
Unfortunate, but probably true. So how many puppets have we been through there now?
Why do the Iraqi liberals want to punish success?
Septic Tank
Don't give Steve Doocy any ideas !
Molly,
Thanks for the paypal info.
Also there are Whiskey Fire shirts which are even better than the EschaCon ones.
Your shirts suck.
Mackinac Island.
LOL!
I love that place.
Also there are Whiskey Fire shirts which are even better than the EschaCon ones.
Thers
Sadly, the Adventus shirts won't be available until after the Rapture.....
I've driven down Burbon street in NO, beach trails near Naples FL, and Brooklyn. Nothing scares me in a car anymore.
It might be easier if someone could point out a place with the sanest drivers on the planet.
Ireland. A friend of mine was in an Irish country town once and was getting into his rental car with his mother and sister, when a cop came up to him and very politely commandeered the car, ordering him to follow a very inebriated farmer who had just left a pub and was driving home on his tractor. A very low-speed chase ensued.
She declined, because she was scared of Boston traffic. She has driven in Rome and in Istanbul.
Echidne | Homepage | 03.26.08 - 5:25 pm | #
boston roads are meant for locals only. that's why they don't have many street signs - if you don't know, you shouldn't be there.
Yeah, I heard that bit of Orwellian Bullshit on the radio a while ago.
Failure = Success Success = Success. Either way, we win! (You see, it is simple. Now shut up and die, motherfuckers!)
i once drove through a town in new mexico where every single effing car was going 10 mph. im not sure they were sane though.
pretzelattack | 03.26.08 - 5:25 pm | #
That happened to me in Arizona. The drivers were going ten miles below the speed limit on the freeway ... it started to rain, and everybody freaked out.
The worst drivers anywhere are SUV drivers, who think they are invincible.
i've driven all over the country, and honestly think atlanta is the worst.
Atlanta was truly the worst I've seen, and I've driven D.C., L.A., San Francisco, Houston, San Antonio, Austin, Dallas, Boston, and the New Jersey turnpike.
Oklahoma, New Mexico, Arizona and Arkansas? I was always the only car on the road.
If you knew Molly like I do she would know your size without asking.
This is true.
(I assumed L, but I have plenty of M's too.)
those shirts are fascist
Whiskey Fire t-shirts are fascist.
i once drove through a town in new mexico where every single effing car was going 10 mph.
pretzelattack
Drive like a bat out of hell between towns, but do.
not.
speed.
through the little towns.
You will get a ticket.
The Pentagon on Wednesday said an eruption of violence in southern Iraq, where US-backed government forces were battling Shiite militias, was a "by-product of the success of the surge."
War is Peace
Freedom is Slavery
Ignorance is Strength
You know, the stupidity of the GOP mouthpieces in the Pentagon (invariably not military types, but civilian appointees) really is quite breathtaking.
Also there are Whiskey Fire shirts which are even better than the EschaCon ones.
I read that as Whiskey Farts for some reason.
Absence of evidence is evidence.
elkal | 03.26.08 - 5:26 pm | #
So YOU have the WMDs!!!
Nope. Florida drivers are the worst, then Virginia drivers, then Jersey drivers. This has been scientifically established insofar as this is my firm opinion.
Thers
Definitely agree with the first one. Teh Wang is the place where driving competence, along with everything else, goes to die. But while NJ drivers are often aggressive, inconsiderate assholes, many are at least halfway competent.
I could see upstate NY having decent drivers. The real bad NY drivers are the Manhattanite urban cowboys who usually take the subway and only use their souped-up cars for drag racing and doing 100+ while weaving in and out of lanes on the GSP.
Culture of Truth is fascist.
ntodd, what does this mean
l8htr9rz?
All my speeding tickets are the byproduct of my successful driver's education classes.
You know, the stupidity of the GOP mouthpieces in the Pentagon (invariably not military types, but civilian appointees) really is quite breathtaking.
How can you say that when they've just increased our chocolate rations?
The worst drivers anywhere are SUV drivers, who think they are invincible.
Brooklyn Girl, sentient mammal | Homepage | 03.26.08 - 5:28 pm | #
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thats why NY is the worst. they have a state law where only SUVs can be sold. everyone has a SUV and drives 110 mph on a cellphone. in the middle town.
Maybe I'm biased but I don't have a problem with L.A. drivers. Yes, they drive fast, but they're also courteous. They understand what a blinker means... they are aware of pedestrians.
Nashville drivers NEVER use the blinker, and pedestrians are like road kill waiting to happen.
socialists are fascist.
Byproduct? God, these people are bizarre.
China has 5.1 road accident deaths per 10,000 motor vehicles, the worst in the world.
Drive like a bat out of hell between towns, but do.
not.
speed.
through the little towns.
You will get a ticket.
It's like that throughout rural Texas.
i love how the pentagon is compeltely politicized and everyone thinks this is fine.
No, upstate drivers like to merge onto the highway at 35. It's, ummm, concerning.
and your a bacon eating maple syrup drinking unshaven lesbian
l8htr9rz?
l8r = later
h9r = hater (h9 is one