I'MMA LET YOU FINISH

GravatarHey!


GravatarIs it quitting time?


GravatarIt's getting close.


GravatarWilli Makitt?


GravatarBetty Will!


GravatarBoo


Gravatarillin' noise.


GravatarHow many banks does that make today? I've lost count.


GravatarNothing says July 4th like the explosion of the banking system in Teh Heartland.


GravatarIs there bank eatage viagra?


GravatarRed or white with bank?


GravatarMy kittens like to think outside the litter box...


GravatarCountry's 233, which means, well nothing at the moment. I can't think of what 233 means.


GravatarAnother one bites the dust.

Thanks a lot, Chimpy, and fuck you with a rusty chainsaw.


GravatarI can go home early today. So I think I will. See youse l8r.


GravatarOne bad bank don't spoil the whole bunch, girl...


Gravatarno i won't.
stoat | 07.

If you're here, why not?

It is a beautiful, if painful, movie


GravatarDeacon, doesn't matter, so long as there's lots of it.


GravatarOne bad bank don't spoil the whole bunch, girl...
Troll in Basement

:golf clap:


GravatarGive the banks one more try before you give up and put it under your mattress...


GravatarRed or white with bank?
Deacon Blues at Work

Red.


Cases and cases of red.


GravatarRed or white with bank?
Deacon Blues at Work | 07.02.09 - 6:59 pm | #


A good Sauvignon Bank, I think.


GravatarAn ugly musician that I love: Warren Hayes (here with Derek Trucks)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U...h? v=UauECrCIYl8


Gravatarla la la la DeadThread! it's what's for dinner!

cd, i still have a netflix copy of la vie en rose that's been lying around the house for two months.

at least i hope i do. maybe i'll watch it tonight.

no i won't.
stoat |


my friend troi is like that. his record is four months.

i can't find "3:10 to Yuma." it's here. i know it's here. in this very office. right now. but can i find it? nooooooooooooooooooooo /vader with mask on for the first time finding out padme is dead voice/ so.

i'm talking to you! what should we talk about? movies? roses? you pick. i'm game. not going anywhere for a while. having a snickers. etc.


GravatarIs it quitting time?
Deacon Blues at Work


It is if you own a small bank...


GravatarOr maybe a Shiraz in Sheboygan...


Gravatar"Eated"?

Why does Duncan Black use babytalk to make his "points"? So that y'all can understand him, maybe? At any rate, it's childish.


GravatarKarl Denson: Easy on the eyes and great sax.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z...h? v=ZVIH03uN1vU


GravatarHow do so many commercial banks become insolvent these days? Did they not see that movie about the Depression?


Gravatarand toby knows from 'childish.'


GravatarHey, I can't watch them all that fast, Gromit.



Make sure they play Derek at my services, when I die, okay?


GravatarToby is obviously not aware of all internet traditions.


GravatarOr maybe a Shiraz in Sheboygan...
Troll in Basement

Go north a couple of counties. Von Stiel.

http://www.vonstiehl.com/


GravatarI think repeating whatever talking point a monkey said in the past 8 years is childish...


GravatarIt's getting close.
Deacon Blues at Work


best letter i ever saw in the NYT. referring to an event which was symbolic of the deterioration of civilization and decency in our society:

"Shhh. Can you hear it?

It's Getting Closer."

-so and so, rich person from CT


GravatarˇMaldecido dead-threading! I will not be EPU'd!

Esteban Simels,
I actually looked into the idea of starting up something like ActBlue, only it would be a series of escrow accounts used to fund primary challenges from the left.

Say you want to primary challenge politician X, you create an account page for him, just like on ActBlue, only this page allows you to save up money to fund an eventual primary candidate (a la izquierda, naturalmente).
When the right person steps up, he or she gets all the dolares saved up in the account to use for their campaign.

Some glib drunk pol in the local dem party told me why it was illegal, one night. But my memory of the encounter is hazy.


Gravatar"Go north a couple of counties. Von Stiel."

That shit looks good enough to drink out of an old rusty paint can behind the barn.

Think I'll have to bring some imported Three Buck Chuck...


GravatarTroll in Basement, three buck Chuck?  Oh noes!

Still two buck Chuck by us.


GravatarThat shit looks good enough to drink out of an old rusty paint can behind the barn.

Think I'll have to bring some imported Three Buck Chuck...
Troll in Basement

They do a white Oktoberfest that is quite appropriate for Thanksgiving.

And their cordial wines are GREAT blended with vanilla frozen custard.


Gravatar"BANK AND BANK! WHAT IS BANK?"


Gravatar"-so and so, rich person from CT"

A new oppressed minority--rich, white people from CT!

How long will it be before they start sportin' "Free Bernie Madoff" bumber stickers???


GravatarSome glib drunk pol in the local dem party told me why it was illegal, one night.

because that sure stops rethuglicans! "durn. this is against the Lore. we kaint do that."

...the part where she says "you're making deals with the Devil" and he says in that whiny voice of his "no i'm not" and then the red skinned dood in the tennis outfit comes up to him and says "next week, at 7?" etc


GravatarWhee.

The new employer says my official offer letter is in the mail. They didn't tell me this until I called THEM.

So I asked them to send a scan of it...

Anyway it looks like I officially have a new fucking job. Gotta finish packing!


GravatarSeraphiel, congrats!


GravatarThe eatage is happening earlier every week.


GravatarFinally, good news!


GravatarAnyway it looks like I officially have a new fucking job. Gotta finish packing!
Seraphiel |


Congrats, that was nice to read some joyful news.
.


GravatarOr maybe a Shiraz in Sheboygan...
Troll in Basement


Mention my name in Sheboygan
It’s the greatest little town in the world
Just tell them you’re an old friend of mine
And every door in town will have a big welcome sign
So mention my name in Sheboygan
And if you ever get in a jam
Just mention name, I said mention my name
But please don’t them where I am


GravatarI'm feeling nauseous. I'm gonna hurl.


GravatarSera


Gravatar{{{Jeffraham!!!}}}

I've had this very demanding brown male tabby near me all day.  He feels that anything I need to do is secondary to his need for petses.


Gravatar/screaming dismay anger and frustration/

"AN IOWA GARDEN" BLOG IS SHUTTING DOWN!!1eleventyomgwtfbbq!!1!

no, no, this can't be happening. tito, i need a truckload of tissues...


GravatarThe Von Steihl Raspberry Frambois is magnifique.


GravatarSo I asked them to send a scan of it...

Maybe that's your final test. Walking them through the scanning procedure. wheeeeeeee! When ya gonna get here?


Gravatar Sallyh: I've had this very demanding brown male tabby near me all day. He feels that anything I need to do is secondary to his need for petses.

I just got back from ESS, so the last 15-20 minutes has been providing solace to two needy cats. On the balcony (their favorite pettin' spot).


Gravataroy!

John Edwards, Governor of South Carolina, apparently made a sex video of himself with his mistress!

who knew?


Gravatar
Make sure they play Derek at my services, when I die, okay?


I'm sure he will want to be there in person.


GravatarJeffraham, your boys seem to be very demanding as well.  Brown male tabs and Siamese, they're definitely not clued into the fact that the slaves have to, well, on occasion work


GravatarAll I've ever wanted at my services was "A Change Is Gonna Come," as recorded by Sam Cooke.

Been my will for more than a decade.


Gravatarhaloscan? please?


Gravatarnews aggregators!!! saddle up!


GravatarThere were numerous tragedies that befell a number of members of Derek and the Dominos.

They did, however, perform 'Layla,' perhaps the most perfect rock song ever composed.


GravatarToby is obviously not aware of all internet traditions.
Bas-O-Matic


Toby, unfortunately, seems to bave become an internet tradition...


GravatarDinner tonight - pimiento cheese sammitches, cucumbers in sour cream, coleslaw and potato salad. 

Also, for some other members of the household, Old Fat Guy's Hill's Science Diet and low fat kibble.


Gravatarfuneral music?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i...h?v=iF2__- K8qFo

that's mine

although sometimes this appeals

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W...h? v=WMioq1SdS9A


GravatarEvery story has a beginning; in the case of this modest garden blog it was in February of 2005, with the bloom of the first snowdrop of the new garden year. Every story must also have an ending, and for An Iowa Garden, that day has arrived; it is a happy ending, though... I am not stopping because of ill health or a lack of stories or new plants to write about (I would say in the four years I've been writing this blog I've probably shown about a fourth of the plants in our garden). Rather, it is because of a lack of time; there are just not quite enough hours in the day, which I confess seems odd, since I retired from medicine six years ago, wondering how I would ever fill all my unaccustomed spare time.
I've made a lot of new friends through blogging, and have very much enjoyed meandering through other peoples' garden blogs too, and I hope a few folks have enjoyed following me about here in our garden, tucked in a small valley beside a pond, in a woods in eastern Iowa. This week the newest fawn is being paraded about by its proud mom, the young raccoons are discovering the challenge of shinnying up the birdfeeder pole in the dark of night, and the barred owls are hooting up and down the valley in the cool spring evenings. Seasons and years continue to unfold around and before me, and I feel deeply connected to all the wild creatures that share our land; and to the woods and to our garden in that woods. Living with (and in) nature can be occasionally exasperating, it can be funny or it can be very sad; but above all, it is a privilege. I have come to realize that the mark of a person can be measured by how they treat the least and most vulnerable of God's creatures.
Good gardening and Godspeed to all of you..


he had everything. the most amazing and native and cultivarish stuff. all season long, w pics.


Gravatar"Keep On Growing" no slouch song either


GravatarOoooh, Nice Polite Republicans is running coverage now of the Politico story Jamison mentioned in the post below about Kurtz, the one where the WashPo got caught whoring out their reporters for cash to lobbyists.

What's left of that paper's reputation is now officially in the shitter.


GravatarOne more favorite band: Galactic, from N'Orleans. Great funk, and the world's best drummer, afaiac, Stanton Moore.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=- ...feature=related


GravatarSorry for your loss, ChiDy.


GravatarThat would be this.  With both Knopfler and Clapton.


GravatarWho knew that John Edwards was a Governor. Or that he was from South Carolina.


Fail.


GravatarAll I've ever wanted at my services was "A Change Is Gonna Come," as recorded by Sam Cooke.


a truly Great Song. amurka will crash and burn, our legacy forgotten, blabbity blabbity will overrun our continent...but that song will Last.


GravatarOoooh, Nice Polite Republicans is running coverage now of the Politico story Jamison mentioned in the post below about Kurtz, the one where the WashPo got caught whoring out their reporters for cash to lobbyists.
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Well remember they were not only willing to whore out their reporters, but somehow they were going to magically produce members of the Obama administration.

I do wonder how they were going to do that. Use something like a date rape pill or something?


GravatarI've had this very demanding brown male tabby near me all day. He feels that anything I need to do is secondary to his need for petses.

I'm about to go home to my own demanding tabbies.

My plan is to lay on the floor and let them walk on me while I wait for my headache to go away.


GravatarWow, a week has passed without a bank from Georgia getting EATED. Guess the FDIC gorged too much on Illinois.


Gravataryou're just mocking me, Roadmaster. i grok that.


GravatarI do wonder how they were going to do that. Use something like a date rape pill or something?
foolme1ns


Yeah the NPR story had a comment from Gibbs on that, he said he didn't think it would have gotten past their ethics reviews.


GravatarWell, I will be cremated, and as you may know, I don't believe in Heaven, but hey, any excuse for a party with good music.


Gravatar
Megan Meier (Family Photo)

LOS ANGELES -- In a stunning move, a federal judge has tentatively decided to reverse a jury's verdicts and acquit a Missouri woman who had been convicted of computer fraud charges stemming from an Internet hoax that prompted a teenage girl to commit suicide.

Lori Drew was convicted in November of three misdemeanor counts of illegally accessing a protected computer.

She was expected to be sentenced today in a widely publicized "cyber bullying" case that resulted in the suicide of a 13-year-old girl.


That's bullshit.


GravatarThat's bullshit.
Stunt Woman | 07.02.09 - 7:28 pm | #


Indeed. She maliciously set out to destroy that young woman.


GravatarThere were numerous tragedies that befell a number of members of Derek and the Dominos.

Derek Trucks was named after that Derek, as he is musically related to them. One of those rare combinations: an unbelievable guitarist with great musicality. Married to the lovely and talented Susan Tedeschi, much to Ms F's dismay


Gravataryou're just mocking me, Roadmaster. i grok that.
chicago dyke, loyal


NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

We all have favorite places in cyberspace and meatspace. When we loose them, its the end of an era,


Gravatarthe FDIC will never eat as many banks as Jonah Goldberg eats Cheetos


GravatarMaybe that's your final test. Walking them through the scanning procedure. wheeeeeeee! When ya gonna get here?

LOL.

If I can get moving on the 9th, I should be in town by the 14th. Then I'm going to sleep for a day.


GravatarMs F-- Derek when he was 11

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Der...ki/ Derek_Trucks


GravatarEvery story has a beginning; in the case of this modest garden blog it was in February of 2005, with the bloom of the first snowdrop of the new garden year. Every story must also have an ending, and for An Iowa Garden, that day has arrived; it is a happy ending, though... I am not stopping because of ill health or a lack of stories or new plants to write about (I would say in the four years I've been writing this blog I've probably shown about a fourth of the plants in our garden). Rather, it is because of a lack of time; there are just not quite enough hours in the day, which I confess seems odd, since I retired from medicine six years ago, wondering how I would ever fill all my unaccustomed spare time.


Blogging is hard work, especially if you are uploading photos and doing more than engaging in snarky commentary about our fucked up world.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.


Gravatareric clapton does fuckin' nuttin' for me. hasn't for decades.

obviously, arenas full of fans feel differently.


GravatarOK, I am derunk enudf.


Gravatarno, seriously. this guy was like the Atrios of gardenblogs. read these comments and tell me i am not going to miss him.

sorry, but Don really had the Touch.


Gravatarsorry, but Don really had the Touch.
chicago dyke, loyal


the passage you quoted was beautifully written and very moving.


GravatarMarried to the lovely and talented Susan Tedeschi

I could have gone all night without that being mentioned.

Perhaps looking at that cute eleven year old will help.



Gravatareric clapton does fuckin' nuttin' for me. hasn't for decades.

obviously, arenas full of fans feel differently.


That's the magic of computer graphics, my friend.


GravatarHey, Iranians are being waterboarded by their captors.

Good thing it's not TORTURE!


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ 20...s_n_225237.html


GravatarThis is a fucking depression.


GravatarBlogging - an interesting differentiation from what it is that I have been doing since 1995.  Still, my monitoring programme informs me that last week, somebody, somewhere (yes, I could go check and find out) ran a search on GWPDA for 'Dunsterforce'.

You cannot possibly imagine how pleased I was to see that.  Given the amount of time, effort and intent I spent in ensuring that that reference was preserved and online.  Very good.  Somebody, out there, wanted to know.

Most excellent.

Time to feed teh Old Fat Guy his dinner.



Gravatarno, seriously. this guy was like the Atrios of gardenblogs.

Lots of snark and frequent use of the word "fuck" ?


GravatarThat would be this. With both Knopfler and Clapton.
GWPDA


Excellent! That's the Albert Hall.


GravatarJudges are just postponing sheriff's sales right and left.


GravatarStoat, appearing with Steve Winwood was good for both artists. We had a lot of fun at their concert the other night.


GravatarMe and the scooter guy took a ride out to Harbor Freight (all the way the fuck out in Donelson!) to get an impact drill and a digital caliper. Fun ride, but I bet I pissed off a few folx up those long-ass hills.


GravatarI knew things were bad when the donut shops left.


GravatarPenguin, I'm waiting for the Villagers to recognize this.

Oh wait...I'm pretending they're a reality based community.  My bad.


GravatarSaudi Arabia builds border fence around the whole damn country.

And no, Halliburton did NOT get the contract.


GravatarGalactic, from N'Orleans. Great funk, and the world's best drummer, afaiac, Stanton Moore

I'm enjoying this very much, thanks.


GravatarFirst they came for the donut shops.


Gravatar8 fucking banks eated.

main street banks.


GravatarLots of snark and frequent use of the word "fuck" ?
The Old Man From Scene 24 | Homepage | 07.02.09 - 7:33 pm |


fat lot of romantics i find around here, feh.

no, you moran. beloved and quirky, A Listy but not mainstream, Cool and only appreciated by the in crowd. a blogger's blogger; a gardener's gardener.


GravatarNext, they came for the up-to-the-elbow Fristers...


GravatarI just hope the tellers are not out of work.


GravatarI thought the '70s sucked donkey dick.

The oughts are setting new thresholds.


Gravatarfat lot of romantics i find around here, feh.

hey this IS Smart-Ass Central. :p



GravatarPrune-face Grassley tells constituents to get a job with the federal government or John Deere if they want the same health care he has.

What. A. Whore.


GravatarI have done no further catblogging since this. So relax, and think of puppehs.


Gravatarhttp://sandyparker.blogspot.com/

My friend Sandy (the one with cancer) has a blog that `tells how she's doing. Go send some love if you want.

She's feeling a bit more hopeful but it's going to be tough


GravatarFirst they came for the donut shops.

Damn, no more Dunkie's.


GravatarPrune-face Grassley tells constituents to get a job with the federal government or John Deere if they want the same health care he has.

He's a fucking apple-knocker.


GravatarPrune-face Grassley tells constituents to get a job with the federal government or John Deere if they want the same health care he has.

What. A. Whore.
cosmosis the shodan

That'll endear him to the folks in Davenport.

NOT.


GravatarFirst they came for the donut shops.

a kruller twist of fate is difficult to imagine.


GravatarI haven't had a toasted bagel with strawberry cream cheese in a month of Sundays.


Gravatar"a kruller twist of fate is difficult to imagine."

My eyes glazed over when you said that


GravatarUncle Blodge, MTC

She seems very comfortable with the doc. That's good.
.


GravatarPizza time!


GravatarMy eyes glazed over when you said that


Guess I'm too old-fashioned to care.


GravatarNYT: "Red States Lead in Divorce, Teen Pregnancy and Online Porn"

Don't forget all obese tubbies in Mississippi, Alambama and Georgia!


GravatarI have done no further catblogging since this. So relax, and think of puppehs.

Jeffraham



i wuz thinkin about that the other day and i thought, "what's that all about? i love puppiez. (and ferrets and birds and ponies and...) really, i do. if i had one i'd blog it. so what's with the disparity with liburl blogs and katz?"

anyone?


GravatarIts been one week since the fateful day.

Perhaps we can get along without him.


GravatarEat, eat, eat!


Doesn't anybody want to get fucked anymore?


GravatarThe Housemate/Scold has returned and passed judgment on my intoxicated state.

I may need to duck away without notice.


GravatarDoesn't anybody want to get fucked anymore?

steve simels


We had that for 8 years.


GravatarAwww Steve

If it makes you feel better, "Go get fucked!"

[heehee] Sorry.


GravatarWe had that for 8 years.
Penguin Fan |

:golf clap:


GravatarWe had that for 8 years.
Penguin Fan |


With our pants ON!
.


GravatarTime to feed teh Old Fat Guy his dinner.


GWPDA

YEAH !!!

oh, you mean Aurthur


GravatarThe boyfriend is here and my daughter is asleep.

He is waking her up so they can watch a movie.

[eyeroll]


GravatarWhat counts for news at FOX: the giant cucumber in Israel


GravatarDoesn't anybody want to get fucked anymore?

Only if kissed first.


GravatarWhat counts for news at FOX: the giant cucumber in Israel
cosmosis the shodan

Band name, or album title?


GravatarWhy is Jack Welch's ugly piehole staring me in the face?


GravatarSacramento closed it's tent city 3 months ago.

Grapes of 3 Decades of Reaganomics Wrath...


Gravatarno, seriously. this guy was like the Atrios of gardenblogs. read these comments and tell me i am not going to miss him.

sorry, but Don really had the Touch.
chicago dyke, loyal


I read some of the comments and then googled "An Iowa Garden" blogspot and got 327,000 hits. Seems like something that should be preserved even if he doesn't blog any more.


GravatarGullyvornia might be losing some of their state parks to the feds.


Gravatar"I thought the '70s sucked donkey dick."

Ultimately, the 80's made the 70's seem downright enjoyable....

The 80's will NEVER come back in style...


GravatarSacramento closed it's tent city 3 months ago.

Grapes of 3 Decades of Reaganomics Wrath...
Troll in Basement

Sure, push the societal cast-offs into an invisible position.

Humanity doesn't matter anymore.


GravatarJenny Sanford will be crawling back to Marky Mark by next week, begging his forgiveness.


GravatarMark Sanford spotted in North Carolina

Warning: this thing is gross. It's probably not Sanford, the best guess is that it's some colonies of tubifex worms that took up residence in a North Carolina sewer. If it was SC, it probably WOULD be Sanford.


Gravatar"The 80's will NEVER come back in style..."

80s had some ok movies and tv shows but the music was shit and the fashions made the 70s look good.

and reagan was evil

the dallas cowboys of presidents


GravatarJenny Sanford is going to be fucking the help.


GravatarJenny Sanford is going to be fucking the help.

Whoever she fucked, it would be a step up from TMI Mark.


GravatarJenny Sanford is going to be fucking the help.

There's always two sides to everything.

Approximately 40+% of women cheat, too...


GravatarJenny Sanford is going to be fucking the help.
Penguin Fan


"going to"?


Gravatarand reagan was evil

the dallas cowboys of presidents
Uncle Blodge, MTC


The post-Landry Cowboys.

They stopped being the "Cowboys" when Tom left.


GravatarIs it cheating if both know and neither cares all that much?


GravatarGullyvornia might be losing some of their state parks to the feds.

That might be a positive.


GravatarSacramento closed it's tent city 3 months ago.

Grapes of 3 Decades of Reaganomics Wrath...
Troll in Basement

Sure, push the societal cast-offs into an invisible position.

Humanity doesn't matter anymore.
Roadmaster, Milwaukee Orifice


The mayor is a friend of Obama.


GravatarSure, push the societal cast-offs into an invisible position.

Humanity doesn't matter anymore.
Roadmaster, Milwaukee Orifice


Said the Native Americans....

Said the Africans sold as slaves...

Said the Japanese-Americans in California in WWII....

Said the children factory workers who marched to TR's summer home and were turned away....


GravatarWpw. Turns out Doug Feith ISN'T the stupidest motherfucker on the planet.

It's Chuck Grassley.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ 20...t_n_225258.html

Is this idiot up for re-election next year? Because if he is, all his opponent has to do is show this video and run against Senator Clueless.


GravatarOh that sewer thing is SICK.


GravatarToo tired. Must turn in, nao.


Gravatarrichard thompson: dad's gonna kill me

"dad" = baghdad


GravatarAtablarasa, akin to the Gin Blossom's song, "You can't call it cheating/she reminds me of you."


GravatarSo Grassley thinks that the health coverage that federal employees have is excellent? Isn't that an argument FOR national health care? So he's going to support single payer, right, so everyone can have the same excellent health care that federal employees have, I assume. It would only logically follow.


GravatarAnd the town changed it's name to Worthless.


GravatarAmerica isn’t hiring precisely because of government policy. Small business owners, who are usually the first into and the first out of the job pool, are standing by the fence and watching. They are paralyzed by regulatory uncertainty. If they hire someone who ends up doing poorly, will they be able to fire that person? Will they have to pay their health care bills after they’ve been terminated? If so, for how long? Who will pay for all these stimulus checks? If it will turn out to be small business, why would they hire instead of keeping costs low to prepare for the big tax bill? Where will the market move? Are you in the right business or are your clients in a politically disfavored industry? . . . Jobs aren’t languishing despite the government’s best efforts. They’re languishing because of them.


GravatarSure, push the societal cast-offs into an invisible position.

Humanity doesn't matter anymore.
Roadmaster, Milwaukee Orifice

Said the Native Americans....

Said the Africans sold as slaves...

Said the Japanese-Americans in California in WWII....

Said the children factory workers who marched to TR's summer home and were turned away....
Rmj, Love Stupid Theologist


Guess the race of the mayor. Hint, it was not the same as the race of many of those in the tent city.


Gravataryour cheating heart has lead you
down the appalachian trail
to a gal in Argentina
who you sent that lame email

but there's one thing
you forgot
while you were getting laid
your wifey had the money
and she don't like being played


GravatarGrassley said to hire on with Deere if you want good insurance?

(falls off chair laughing)

Deere just talked 800 more workers into early retirement, and they've been laying off workers on-and-off since last fall. Lying bastard- the tractor plant at Waterloo is part of his old congressional district. He fuckin' well knows better.

(climbs back on chair, wipes away tears of anger)

later.


GravatarSteve, now there's a competition I wouldn't want to judge.

Maybe we can put them on "American Idol."


GravatarOh that sewer thing is SICK.

If by SICK, you mean AWESOME, I agree!


GravatarI'm sure Grassley's answer will make a nice ad to be running throughout Iowa this summer.

Oh, and fuck off "dave"


GravatarDoesn't anybody want to get fucked anymore?

Only the young ones who don't know any better.  The old ones - we would just like to make our beloveds' breakfast.


GravatarThe unemployment rate is much higher than reported because it is not taking into account all the people who have given up looking for a job.


GravatarAtablarasa, akin to the Gin Blossom's song, "You can't call it cheating/she reminds me of you."

Jenny reminds me of some women I've met who didn't want to end the relationship but have given up on their husband and just don't want them to bring any diseases, babies or other women home. That may be entirely wrong and based on very little except an impression.


GravatarFRC: Buncha vicious, vile, iggerant gits.
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The Family Research Council has embarked on a new public relations effort against a particular Obama Administration appointee, Kevin Jennings, saying he should not be in his new position at the Department of Education because of his previous position in private activism -- as executive director of GLSEN, the Gay, Lesbian and Straight Education Network.

Jennings is set to begin his new job on Monday, as Assistant Deputy Secretary of Education for the Department's Office of Safe and Drug-Free Schools, after his appointment was announced about a month ago. And this week, FRC launched a last-minute Web petition to oppose him. It asks a pointed question: Would you choose this teacher to guide your children?
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Teh gaii, THE GAII!! AIYEEEEE!!!11!


GravatarI like breakfast.


GravatarJen seems to be about as far off her rocker as hubby Markey Mark.


GravatarOff to eat...


GravatarIt asks a pointed question: Would you choose this teacher to guide your children?

Nah, I'd go with the Catholic priest.


Gravataragainst a particular Obama Administration appointee, Kevin Jennings, saying he should not be in his new position at the Department of Education because of his previous position in private activism -- as executive director of GLSEN, the Gay, Lesbian and Straight Education Network.

That can't be true, because we've been reliably informed that Obama has thrown da gays under da bus.


GravatarAm I a little bitter? I keep hoping that Obama is just showing that the reactionaries will never work with him and then he can actually do something progressive but I am becoming doubtful.

Those people in the tent city in Sacramento were told that they could move into 'shelters' Couple of requirements however, they would have to give up their bicycles and their pets.


GravatarThe release from reality through intoxication lasts longer than the the release from sex.


GravatarJen seems to be about as far off her rocker as hubby Markey Mark.
bo, Tincture of Ignore! | 07.02.09 - 8:06 pm | #


Deporting both of them to Saudi Arabia seems only fair.


GravatarWhy all the Illinois banks today?

I'm sure the wingnuts are busy tying this all to "Chicago politics" or some nonsense...


GravatarOh my, my daughter is playing her piano and her bf is playing the guitar along.


Not the kind of dates I am used to.


GravatarThe release from reality through intoxication lasts longer than the the release from sex.
Roadmaster


the Lay of Lethian lasts even longer, just sayin.


GravatarNot the kind of dates I am used to.

Heh.  Circa 1910.... 


GravatarJen seems to be about as far off her rocker as hubby Markey Mark.

Well, I don't know, but the public direlection of duty makes Mark's craziness much more relevant to comment on.


GravatarDoesn't anybody want to get fucked anymore?

Only the young ones who don't know any better. The old ones - we would just like to make our beloveds' breakfast.

GWPDA yclept Damaged Historian


I respecfully disagree. I think that I am about your age and I certainly do want to get fucked. Breakfast is nice however. Can't we have both?


GravatarOh my, my daughter is playing her piano and her bf is playing the guitar along.


Not the kind of dates I am used to.
ms fahrenheit |


Leave the house and see what happens.
.


GravatarNot the kind of dates I am used to.
ms fahrenheit

As long as they are in the same key...


GravatarHeh. Circa 1910....



I meant that they are so much more behaved than I ever was.

It is kind of an Alex Keaton thing, with Obama worker liberal kids.


Gravatar"You can't call it cheating/she reminds me of you."
"I married her, just because she looks like you." - Lyle Lovett.


GravatarLeave the house and see what happens.
.
Agent Orange


"Peeping tomette busted."


GravatarKids, I'm 105 years old.  I'm so old that 1910 was my youth.  I'm so old that I remember the first time Republicans promised to make everything okay.  I'm so old that I was afraid of Wendell Wilkie....  And Upton Sinclair.  And those crazy boys of the ILL.
It's all happened before. 


Gravatarthe Lay of Lethian lasts even longer, just sayin.
chicago dyke, loyal | Homepage | 07.02.09 - 8:09 pm | #
---

I had to google that. Good god.


GravatarShee-it! I though "wow, we're still of the EATED thread", but now I see there are 5 in a row. That's one Very Hungry Fed.


Gravatar"Kids, I'm 105 years old. I'm so old that 1910 was my youth."

your pics say otherwise


GravatarI am enjoying watching GWPDA get hit on.

Go for it baby.


GravatarOh my, my daughter is playing her piano and her bf is playing the guitar along.


Not the kind of dates I am used to.
ms fahrenheit |

Leave the house and see what happens.
.
Agent Orange |


why the hell do you think they're playing those silly instruments? CDCCB#BfGGACEEEFFFFFF "oh, i'm sorry. i was off key. let's go thru that again, but slower. mom, are you listening?" heh. mom shouldn't got down to the tavern for a couple of drinks. that would be Wrong. of course.


Gravatarguvmint run banks. yeeeaaaarrrgggh.


GravatarI like seeing the whole list every once in a while for a sense of proportion.

http://www.fdic.gov/bank/individ...d/ banklist.html


GravatarNo time for dancing, or lovey dovey
I ain't got time for that now


GravatarWell, I thought I had to work tomorrow, but at a little after 5 today, the bosses announced we had tomorrow off. I feel a little sorry for the folks who left before 5 who will arrive to an almost deserted building tomorrow. But only a little. After all, they got to leave before 5.


GravatarI had to google that. Good god.
rootless-e


thanks, dad. i was feeling all lonely and nerdish. with pimples.


GravatarHow's that "stimulus"working out?


Gravatar"Not the kind of dates I am used to."

ah the joys of having sons

their g/f's moms deal with that

but the reports I get back are 100% "he's a gentleman"

except for the son who went to a wedding as the date of the niece of the bride and got caught making out with her at the reception

first the mom called the ex...

then the ex called me...


GravatarThey could be downstairs watching movies, where I would be.


GravatarNo time for dancing, or lovey dovey
I ain't got time for that now
Troutski, HFM


qu'est-ce que c'est?


GravatarI googled it too, in case it meant something different and perhaps pruriently interesting. It doesn't.


GravatarI would hope that if KO wasn't on vacation that Countdown wouldn't spend the first 10-15 minutes of the show on Michael Jackson - there are so many more important things going on in the world.

This will still be going on a year from now so I know I shouldn't expect anything else.


Gravatar"dave, you're really annoying tonight, dave".


GravatarNo time for dancing, or lovey dovey
I ain't got time for that now
Troutski, HFM

qu'est-ce que c'est?
stoat


Mashing up Life During Wartime and Psycho Killer? That's not allowed!


GravatarTroutski, HFM
There's a war on, you know.


Gravatar

At my first wedding, the girl who caught the garter, and one of the groomsmen, well, made a baby.

They had met that night. [eyeroll]


Gravatarmore important than michael jackson? noooooooooooooooooo!


GravatarFa fa fa fa, you'd better run run run run awaaaahay.


GravatarMashing up Life During Wartime and Psycho Killer? That's not allowed!
Mark B.--UBMW


obviously i need to switch over from eggenberg pilsner to ten hearted ale. in massive doses.

brb.


Gravatarrootless-e, ahora mas seco | 07.02.09 - 8:12 pm | #

but you got the joke, right? "release from bondage" immortality elves true love roadmaster etc quotes about stuff with the word release this is a geek blog GOML fuck off?"

i hope that was all clear, too. cause it was; Clear! anyone could've picked up on it. anyone.


GravatarI guess I should go retrieve my son from the child storage facility now...


GravatarMark B, Monsieur arrived home around 3.  I asked him if everyone had bolted out early.  He said that almost no one came in, so there weren't many people that needed to escape early.  And, as he says, if your boss is gone before you are, it doesn't count as leaving early.


Gravatarblodgewhore

summer school stories and some other shit


Gravatari used to go to art museum grounds after dark, drink bottles of blue nun, and heavy pet with my hs girlfriends. ok girlfriend. but she was real i swear.


Gravatarfirst the mom called the ex...

then the ex called me...
Uncle Blodge, MTC


Ah, I think I've had that conversation. "YOUR child...!"


Gravatarten hearted ale. in massive doses.

It's Two Hearted Ale, ain't it?


GravatarCountdown with Keith Olberman has exclusive footage of Michael Jackson singing and dancing just 2 days before he perished.


Gravatarexcept for the son who went to a wedding as the date of the niece of the bride and got caught making out with her at the reception

first the mom called the ex...

then the ex called me...
Uncle Blodge, MTC


When you say 'her' I assume you meant the niece of the bride. I also assume they were not doing it in public. If those two conditions hold why not?


Gravatarmy buddy just brought me a two-hearted ale shirt from bell's during his seattle area vizit.


GravatarAnd yet another family of Bible thumping Jeebus-spewing con artists gets nabbed by the law, but not before ripping off millions from their gullible customers.

The church members were trained to open the sales call with a prayer, quote Bible scripture during sales calls and to “never sell the facts, sell warm stewardship and the Lord.”
...
According to the secretary of state’s news release, “Thousands of investors, mostly Hoosiers, have been financially devastated."


What was it Bono said? "The god I believe in isn't short of cash, mister."


GravatarUncle B, better than having your spouse call you when you're 6500 miles from home and he's freaking out because he caught the girl and her bf in flagrante delicto.

It probably didn't help that my first reaction was to laugh at him, but it WAS the middle of the night in Corsica.


GravatarAnd, as he says, if your boss is gone before you are, it doesn't count as leaving early.

Well, at my workplace they actually had a good reason for scheduling us for work tomorrow, and giving late notice it was cancelled. We had a looming crisis ... which suddenly evaporated. We got released from bondage about 10 minutes after it was known.


GravatarMlle fighting with the SO.  It might be breakup time, FSM willing.


GravatarAt my first wedding, the girl who caught the garter, and one of the groomsmen, well, made a baby.

They had met that night. [eyeroll]
ms fahrenheit


Did they have any sort of relationship after that?


GravatarWell, at my workplace they actually had a good reason for scheduling us for work tomorrow, and giving late notice it was cancelled. We had a looming crisis ... which suddenly evaporated. We got released from bondage about 10 minutes after it was known.
Mark B.--UBMW


Failure to plan a crisis does not necessitate an emergency on your part.


GravatarCountdown with Keith Olberman has exclusive footage of Michael Jackson singing and dancing just 2 days before he perished.

If they don't have footage of David Carradine choking himself to death, I'm not interested.


GravatarThe newsers have always done this kind of Michael Jackson stuff, within the limits of their technology. Look back at the coverage of the Lindberg baby kidnapping or the custody fight over poor little rich girl Gloria Vanderbilt. It was little Lindy or little Gloria as much as they could push it. It's just our luck (or lack thereof) to be in such a ubiquitous media age.


Gravatarbut you got the joke, right? "release from bondage" immortality elves true love roadmaster etc quotes about stuff with the word release this is a geek blog GOML fuck off?"

i hope that was all clear, too. cause it was; Clear! anyone could've picked up on it. anyone.
chicago dyke, loyal | Homepage | 07.02.09 - 8:19 pm | #


Ahh, sure. I think.


GravatarI guess I should go retrieve my son from the child storage facility now...
slartibartfast | 07.02.09 - 8:20 pm | #


just be sure to pick the right one!

nephew, who is not Jewish, goes to a hebrew language m't'sorri. there is one other brown child there. sis occasionally is so tired, she gets in the pickup queue and has to step up and say, "nope! the other one." cause everyone is so confused by a passel of 3-6yos getting in a line of suspiciously similar upscale minivans...


GravatarAdam, I repeated to Mlle over and over, your failure to plan properly does not constitute an emergency on my part.  She's 23 and finally beginning to get it.


Gravatar"Ah, I think I've had that conversation. "YOUR child...!""

Yes - because you see he learned that kind of behavior from who else?


GravatarYes - because you see he learned that kind of behavior from who else?
Uncle Blodge, MTC


Of course.


GravatarFailure to plan a crisis does not necessitate an emergency on your part.

Certain people were on site which we had to support (software and systems). When they took off, we no longer had to be there. I didn't have a whole lot of choice in the matter.


GravatarToons, this is why I haven't watched Countdown in several days.  As if we don't get enough crap from L.A. local news already.


Gravatar"Ah, I think I've had that conversation. "YOUR child...!""

Yes - because you see he learned that kind of behavior from who else?
Uncle Blodge, MTC


The person speaking those words?


GravatarAdam, I repeated to Mlle over and over, your failure to plan properly does not constitute an emergency on my part. She's 23 and finally beginning to get it.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere

I'm 44 and still only on the verge of getting it.

Except for the past 7 months, whe I haven't gotten any.


Gravatar"nope! the other one." cause everyone is so confused by a passel of 3-6yos getting in a line of suspiciously similar upscale minivans...
chicago dyke, loyal


Never happened with me. My daughter was always the beautifulest one.


Gravatar"The person speaking those words?"

funny - I didn't have to say a word to him as his older brother tore him a new one


GravatarMay I haz smoked oysters for supper? 


GravatarMay I haz smoked oysters for supper?
GWPDA yclept Damaged Historian


Yes.


GravatarMay I haz smoked oysters for supper?
GWPDA yclept Damaged Historian


I'd rather eat a wet cigar, but do as you please.


GravatarMay I haz smoked oysters for supper?
GWPDA yclept Damaged Historian


Sure, as long as you don't tell my kitties.


Gravatar"It probably didn't help that my first reaction was to laugh at him,"

i must admit that was my reaction when she called to tell me she caught him looking at lesbialclitlickers.com

boy was I in trouble over that


GravatarAuntie, you may have whatever you like for dinner.

It's going to be garlic rosemary roast chicken at Chez H.


Gravatari must admit that was my reaction when she called to tell me she caught him looking at lesbialclitlickers.com

boy was I in trouble over that
Uncle Blodge, MTC


We can only wish we were all lesbian clit lickers.


Gravatarfunny - I didn't have to say a word to him as his older brother tore him a new one

Funny - I still can't break Brother of only dealing with me when he wants something.  He never did grasp the brother/sister relationship when it came to me.  To my Big Sister - yes.  But she's dead now, more than 35 years gone.


Gravatarboy was I in trouble over that
Uncle Blodge,


Linkee?


GravatarDid they have any sort of relationship after that?
____???? | 07.02.09 - 8:23 pm | #

You really want this story? No, they did not. The girl's mother, in a very old fashioned way, raised the child as her own, so as her (the child's) own mother's sister.

In some very weird twist of fate, she went on to marry the cousin of my second husband, and that reunion was awkward.


Gravatarchidyke if you're here ya got mail


Gravatari must admit that was my reaction when she called to tell me she caught him looking at lesbialclitlickers.com

boy was I in trouble over that
Uncle Blodge, MTC


Heh. Found similar entries in search engine one morning after the Surly Teenager had been on the puter the night before. Privately, I asked him about it and did he have any questions. He said "Ew dad it was gross!"


GravatarWe can only wish we were all lesbian clit lickers.

Nothing wrong with being a proud heterosexual clit licker.


Gravatarcurrency sheets


GravatarWe can only wish we were all lesbian clit lickers.
Adam Hominem


Oh, *THAT'S* why I found LesbianLitClickers.com so boring.

Simple mistake.


GravatarSheets? Somebody called sheets, and I don't see any damn sheets.


GravatarGood God, Blodge!


I'll just stay here and raise my daughters quietly, thanks.


GravatarThat's 'cuz you're not at lesbianclitlickers.com.


GravatarAh, there it is!


Gravatarboy was I in trouble over that
Uncle Blodge, MTC


You seem to have got into trouble over multiple actions of your offspring. Perhaps one of the reasons for the word "ex"?


GravatarOh, *THAT'S* why I found LesbianLitClickers.com so boring.

Simple mistake.
Randomfactor




Gravatar"Perhaps one of the reasons for the word "ex"?"

maybe


Gravatar"What the hell do they think we are, puppets? They’re supposed to stay out of our business. They are our public servants. We pay them.... When you call the reporter the night before you know damn well what they are going to ask to control you. I’m not saying there has never been managed news before, but this is carried to fare-thee-well — for the town halls, for the press conferences. It’s blatant. They don’t give a damn if you know it or not. They ought to be hanging their heads in shame."

Helen Thomas ripping Obama a new one.


GravatarCat lovers on Meth should not make videos. Or should. Or something....


http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=i...player_embedded


Gravatar"I'll just stay here and raise my daughters quietly, thanks."

minor pennies on the ice of life my dear


GravatarHelen Thomas ripping Obama a new one.
Mark

and Booman called her a wanker for it:



http://www.boomantribune.com/sto...7/2/125015/ 9838

for good reason.


Gravatari'll just remind everyone, esp those name "rootless," that before we get all Dismissive of Ms. Thomas, her Villagerness, her wrongness, etc. on the issue of the relationship bw the media, new and old, and today's WH, of one thing. for all Ms.Thomas may or may not be a Villager, wrong about the blogosphere, "out of touch" etc., she did decide to be interviewed, for no money fame or party invites, by a blogger.

namely, me.


so go on and dismiss her. but don't say she says what she says "because she hates the interwebs and doesn't understand them." she's far less GOML than i am, in truth.


Gravatarclose down one "bankers' bank" and it takes a bunch with. Or take out one holding company with fingers in many pies, and all the pies go too.


GravatarI am enjoying watching GWPDA get hit on.

If I were single, I'd be visiting Phoenix


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