I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Chimpy
Q Do you think he's bringing cheese?
PRESIDENT BUSH: I think he's bringing goodwill. He's bringing a good brain, good vision and goodwill. I'm looking forward to seeing him.
JP- sorry about the Eisenhower. Hope you can make it dwight.
chimpy
PRESIDENT BUSH: Beautiful. Thank you. We've got to go eat a hamburger. We've got to go eat a hamburger.
PRESIDENT SARKOZY: Cecilia called Mrs. Bush this morning --
MRS. BUSH: Yes, we talked.
PRESIDENT SARKOZY: -- I went back to France, yes, for the Cardinal's funeral. I know that -- therefore, I know very well that the distance between the U.S. and France is relatively small. (Laughter.) And as I came back I realized that my wife and two of my children had a sore throat. And George will say that I brought it -- (laughter.)
PRESIDENT BUSH: Thank you all. Thank you.
Fez!
Weird snark from Chimpy towards press corpse
PRESIDENT BUSH: Thank you. I respect the French people, I respect the history of France. We have had disagreements -- on Iraq, in particular -- but I've never allowed disagreements to not find other ways to work together. The previous administration and my administration worked very closely on Lebanon, and I'm looking forward to building on the progress -- here comes the President.
Thank you for the press conference. Talk it up. Talk it up as a guy who's trying to reach out and be friendly to the Fourth Estate -- that would be the press.
Has Stu Bykofsky been fired yet?
It's not like he's trapped in a coal mione or something.
The owner of the paper walks up to him, says, "You're fired" and then walks away.
Really, how hard is that?
spinoza: JP- sorry about the Eisenhower. Hope you can make it dwight.
Damned Tourette's. I meant "left conjunctiva," not "Eisenhower."
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Did anyone mention yet how much those shrimp look like the shrimp in the "Terminate with Extreme Prejudice" scene from Apocalypse Now?
C-span:
Republican Iowa Straw Poll
Candidate speechs. mitt just finished. culture of life, war, rinse repeat.
Thank you for the press conference. Talk it up. Talk it up as a guy who's trying to reach out and be friendly to the Fourth Estate -- that would be the press.
P O'Neill
Gawwwwwd, he's soooooo stooooopid I caaaaan't staaaaand iiiiiit.
oh right - they worked together on Lebanon - Chirac was telling Bush to get the Israelis to stop bombing Lebanon, and Bush was listening to Chirac on the other end of the phone.
C-span:
Republican Iowa Straw Poll
The fakiest political event in the country.
Which is saying something. Watch their supporters paid to treat their candidate like he's the Beatles on Sullivan.
Damned Tourette's. I meant "left conjunctiva," not "Eisenhower."
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Jeffraham Prestonian
Ewwwww. Owwwww. What's you do to it? And how in the hell did you confuse Eisenhower with your eye?
"Willard just finished. culture of life, war, rinse repeat."
Fapped your trout.
Jeffraham, what's up?
Reposted from end of last thread:
the hard sell for this series of wars went from the US right-wing *to* Israel, and not vice-versa.
You may be correct. I remember something about the same guys who wrote the PNAC document wrote an earlier document for the Israelis -- can't remember what it was called now, maybe something about "Securing Israel's Future" or words to that effect. It was like a first draft of PNAC -- all about the benefits of taking out Saddam and then neutralizing Syria and Iran.
Chimpy sez he's not currently on vacation
PRESIDENT BUSH: We're pleased he's here. Of course he makes the choice he makes. If people were asking me where I think they ought to vacation, it would be right here in America -- where I'll be vacationing, as you know. Monday, starting in Crawford.
Ewwwww. Owwwww. What's you do to it? And how in the hell did you confuse Eisenhower with your eye?
JP- Don't fire till you see the dwights of their eyes.
oh right - they worked together on Lebanon - Chirac was telling Bush to get the Israelis to stop bombing Lebanon, and Bush was listening to Chirac on the other end of the phone.
mimi
Listening is hard work for some people: it is a character trait that makes that person unfit for executive office at any level.
If I'm not mistaken a lot of the PNAC ideas came from the likes of Benjamin Netanyahu, the Israeli branch of PNAC.
where I'll be vacationing, as you know. Monday, starting in Crawford.
P O'Neill
Vacation Mecca of the Universe.
V for Virginia: Ewwwww. Owwwww. What's you do to it?
I guess I got something in it that was abrasive.
And how in the hell did you confuse Eisenhower with your eye?
It's another curious symptom, innit? 
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Spinoza, I'd like to point out that there have been no recent SpinozaCat pics.
Classy Chimpy
Q Mr. President, what kind of lunch are you going to have?
PRESIDENT BUSH: We're going to give him a hamburger or hot dog, his choice. (Laughter.)
MRS. BUSH: A traditional family lunch --
Q Mustard or catsup?
PRESIDENT BUSH: It's up to him. We got it all laid out in there. He's got some baked beans, if he'd like some baked beans we've got that, as well.
RS. BUSH: Native Maine corn.
PRESIDENT BUSH: Corn on the cob, real fresh this time of year.
MRS. BUSH: -- salad, fresh tomatoes.
PRESIDENT BUSH: If he feels like it, he can have him a piece of blueberry pie -- fresh blueberries up here in Maine.
Q Do you think he's bringing cheese?
PRESIDENT BUSH: I think he's bringing goodwill. He's bringing a good brain, good vision and goodwill. I'm looking forward to seeing him.
It's another curious symptom, innit?
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Jeffraham Prestonian
Waitaholdit --- do you really have Tourette's?
I'm on dialup today so I can't watch the video -- what is it?
Come on baby dwight my fire
I like a good draft.
Watertiger, that's just Republican man love.
Now I must bleach my eyeballs.
PRESIDENT BUSH: I think he's bringing goodwill. He's bringing a good brain, good vision and goodwill. I'm looking forward to seeing him.
P O'Neill | Homepage | 08.11.07 - 2:29 pm | #
Good fucking lord. He really is an idiot, isn't he...
Vacation Mecca of the Universe.
V for Virginia | 08.11.07 - 2:28 pm | #
It's like looking for some tourism brochures from the Waco Chamber of Commerce.
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"where I'll be vacationing, as you know. Monday, starting in Crawford."
well hell, it's the weekend. weekends don't count you already have them off.
pick probably thinks he's putting in overtime.
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ Sallyh! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
Not much. Didn't really have anywhere to go... couldn't resist the urge to not burn fuel in a wasteful manner, so I took a nap. Get up, and my eye looks like a horror flick.
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"I like a good draft.
Bud Weiser"
Like you'd know ANYTHING about a "good draft"!
Diabetic horse urine, on the other hand, I will defer to your acknowledged expertise.
He's bringing a good brain,
What? For you to eat?
I am right. The shrimp appear at about 2:10 in, and then a close-up at 3:15. Clearly, Atrios is being sent on some sort of assassination mission.
sallh-
Well, it's not a spinoza cat, but still:
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/
1...c491071b5_o.jpg
Jeffraham, pinkeye is teh suck.
well hell, it's the weekend. weekends don't count you already have them off.
He was sure workin' hard on that boat yesterday with his pa, too. S' hard work.
"Watertiger, that's just Republican man love."
yeah - caption could be just wait till you drop the soap motherfucker.
BTW, Daddy Day Camp sucks hippo root.
Cuba Gooding really needs a new agent, is what I'm thinking.
PRESIDENT BUSH: I think he's bringing goodwill. He's bringing a good brain, good vision and goodwill. I'm looking forward to seeing him.
He's got a rotten brain! Rotten I tell you!
Igor: Ixnay on the ottenray.........
Spinoza, you owe me yet another keyboard.
Now why aren't we getting SpinozaCats?
PRESIDENT BUSH: I think he's bringing goodwill. He's bringing a good brain,
A 'good brain'. Those French will eat anything.
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Damn, a beer does sound good. Wonder what's chilling in the fridge?
BTW, Daddy Day Camp sucks hippo root.
Cuba Gooding really needs a new agent, is what I'm thinking.
steve simels
Simels, what the hell?
I hope that was for a review, as opposed to taking advantage of your senior discount.
He's got a rotten brain! Rotten I tell you!
A B Normal?
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Sallyh: Jeffraham, pinkeye is teh suck.
I think I got something in it, earlier. Put saline in it, thought it'd dislodged, but apparently not.
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Teh creepy.
watertiger
Bush will have someone explain the joke later on when the press has left.
Abbie someone......
That's a great ad.
You know what else I'd like to see? an add using footage of that guy from the AFL-CIO debate, after he says "what's wrong with america?"
.... the screen fades black and it says "A REPUBLICAN IN THE WHITE HOUSE"
VOTE FOR CHANGE. VOTE DEMOCRATIC
If I'm not mistaken a lot of the PNAC ideas came from the likes of Benjamin Netanyahu, the Israeli branch of PNAC.
Now that you mention it, IIRC the document I was talking about was prepared by Perle et al for Netanyahu. Don't know how much of Net's thinking was reflected in it.
If all the keyboards lost due to these threads were laid end to end I would not be a bit surprised.
here's the sarkozy clan -- not clear which of them were invited to Kennebuttport and didn't come
http://www.lejdd.fr/dossier/slid.../slide/2007/71/
.... the screen fades black and it says "A REPUBLICAN IN THE WHITE HOUSE"
VOTE FOR CHANGE. VOTE DEMOCRATIC
fourlegsrgood, got pitchfork?
That would be wonderful. And I wish voting Dem would be sufficient to get some damn change up in here.
Jeffraham, pinkeye is teh suck.
Sallyh for Hussein, Grandmere | 08.11.07 - 2:32 pm | #
So are wasp bites.
My hand is still really swollen. I just took benadryl.
Fuck.
JP-
I have had a few times when my cornea is scratched. The best thing I have found is any eye treatment with boric acid in it. I know it sounds strange. But it works wonders.
I hope that was for a review, as opposed to taking advantage of your senior discount.
attaturk | Homepage | 08.11.07 - 2:33 pm | #
I had time to kill between Stardust and Becoming Jane, and it didn't cost me anything.
Man, it was bad, though.
I'm overlooking the senior comment, BTW.
Arizona Division of Occupational Safety and Health
Safety and Health Compliance
http://www.ica.state.az.us/
"ADOSH compliance activities consist of conducting unannounced safety and health inspections at workplaces throughout Arizona to determine whether employers are complying with the Arizona Occupational Safety and Health Law and standards adopted under that statute. Compliance
ADOSH’s compliance activities consist of conducting unannounced inspections of workplaces throughout Arizona to determine whether employers are complying with the Occupational Safety and Health Act and standards. Inspections may be the result of a work-related accident, a complaint, a referral, a planned inspection or a follow-up to ensure that previously cited serious, repeat or willful violations have been corrected. Inspections involving work-related accidents are generally serious in nature involving multiple injuries or a fatality. A complaint inspection generally is the result of a serious safety/health allegation or a non-response to a written inquiry sent to an employer by ADOSH. A referral generally comes from another government source."
Hmmm, this appears to be not like CalOSHA. Too much about voluntary compliance. I might have to go the public embarrassment route, though I'll still post a complaint.
Steve, what did you think of Becoming Jane and Stardust?
spinoza: I have had a few times when my cornea is scratched. The best thing I have found is any eye treatment with boric acid in it. I know it sounds strange. But it works wonders.
No; I am familiar. May have found an excuse to scoot... if I can see well enough to scoot!
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tancredo: war, overturn roe, deport, war.
a good brain? Make sure you have a spoon!
I think I'm getting the hang of these LOLCons.
Talk it up as a guy who's trying to reach out and be friendly to the Fourth Estate -- that would be the press.
"Mr. President, what are the other three?"
'jes cuz I'd enjoy watching his head explode.
fourlegsrgood: So are wasp bites.
They don't bite -- they sting the piss out of ya.
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8:35 in Barcelona... only a couple of hours until dinner.
I think I'm getting the hang of these LOLCons.
I'm too lazy to actually caption my photos.
I'm confused - which one of those guys is Adam Ant?
Beans and hot dogs are the choice meal of patriotic Americans.
Here's the plushy sisters:
http://plush-life.blogspot.com/2...ay-
kitties.html
"Mr. President, what are the other three?"
'jes cuz I'd enjoy watching his head explode.
SteveLG
I'm starting a collection to pay a journalist to ask him to explain the role of securities in the world market problems and how the fed's actions contribute to solving the problem.
Beans and hot dogs are the choice meal of patriotic Americans.
I hate both. I must be a fucking commie.
They don't bite -- they sting the piss out of ya.
You know what I meant.
I bin STUNG!!!
motherfuckers.
Beans and hot dogs are the choice meal of patriotic Americans.
smalfish,suspect at all times
Bet there's gonna be some HILARIOUS farting later! Hope Mr. Sarkozy appreciates red-blooded amurkin humor!
I'm starting a collection to pay a journalist to ask him to explain the role of securities in the world market problems and how the fed's actions contribute to solving the problem.
V for Virginia |
It would have to be a journalist who's looking to change careers.
Beans and hot dogs are the choice meal of patriotic Americans.
smalfish,suspect at all times
Bush "How do you say fart in French?"
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how the fed's actions contribute to solving the problem.
THey don't.
Those actions were designed to help the investors.
Beans and hot dogs are the choice meal of patriotic Americans.
I hate both. I must be a fucking commie.
Stalin used to eat hot dog and beans while ....aw fuck. I got nothing.
It's too damn hot here! Over 100 degrees for the sixth day in a row. If Al Gore hadn't mentioned global warming! Damn you Al Gore! Damn you to hell!
I give Stardust two thumbs up (though I see Ebert was unimpressed). Sure, it's no Princess Bride, but it's fun, Claire Danes dusts off some MSCL expressions, and in general I thought it blowed up real good. Plus all the kidz were off watching Matt Damon, so the theater was less crowded.
laura ingraham is one the announcers at the repub Iowa straw poll.
Bush "How do you say fart in French?"
I think it's something like "vent du diable."
Beans and hot dogs are the choice meal of patriotic Americans.
I hate both. I must be a fucking commie
You just have some sense. Hot dogs are made of hog anuses, and beans if not well prepared are not good for you anyway. (lentils, peas and green beans are better legumes)
fourlegsrgood: I bin STUNG!!!
Did you apply a baking soda poultice? It will help draw out the venom and the white blood cells that are flooding the zone.
Man, I don't know how L.E. can do it, but he regularly attacks and EATS the muthas.
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Beans and hot dogs are the choice meal of patriotic Americans.
Hmmmm.... baked beans and hot dogs....
Stalin used to eat hot dog and beans while ....aw fuck. I got nothing.
spinoza
Not True - He ate Red Hots only
someone's shootin' for L'il Kim Jong Il hair.
(just pic)
I think it's something like "vent du diable."
SteveLG
"peter" is the infinitive, and I think there's an accent grave over the first "e".
Now that you mention it, IIRC the document I was talking about was prepared by Perle et al for Netanyahu.
http://www.iasps.org/strat1.htm
Participants in the Study Group on "A New Israeli Strategy Toward 2000:"
Richard Perle, American Enterprise Institute, Study Group Leader
James Colbert, Jewish Institute for National Security Affairs
Charles Fairbanks, Jr., Johns Hopkins University/SAIS
Douglas Feith, Feith and Zell Associates
Robert Loewenberg, President, Institute for Advanced Strategic and Political Studies
Jonathan Torop, The Washington Institute for Near East Policy
David Wurmser, Institute for Advanced Strategic and Political Studies
Meyrav Wurmser, Johns Hopkins University
Want a good laugh?
Check out this poll at World Net Daily.
Who do you think will be the 1st woman president?
Those folks are cuckoo. cuckoo.
I think it's something like "vent du diable."
SteveLG |
Bush "That's some 'gross vent' you did there Sarkie Sark."
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Chimpy tries to hide the gut, but he can't
http://news.yahoo.com/photo/
0708...r2003015333.jpg
I think these hot dog and beans comments by the president are a message to the public that when you eat stuff like this, you are eating like the president. Enjoy!
It's the dumbing down of the palette.
Bush "How do you say fart in French?"
"Pullet my fromage"
Look at all the Bush family members who are of military service age.
"Hey, Nic! Tee-ray moan dwat! heh heh."
P O'Neill,
look at that whole series of boat shots. Is it humanly possible for him NOT to fucking wave at the cameras?!
Did you apply a baking soda poultice? It will help draw out the venom and the white blood cells that are flooding the zone.
Yeah, gonna do it again. I even soaked my hand in a baking soda solution.
MOTHERFUCKING WASPS
look at that whole series of boat shots. Is it humanly possible for him NOT to fucking wave at the cameras?!
Or wear an item of clothing that doesn't have 43 on it somewhere?
Spot the rather appalling typo...
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) -- A grateful city said goodbye to Bill Walsh on Friday by making sure his name will stay forever linked to the field at Candlestick Park.
Hundreds gathered there to celebrate Walsh, who died of leukemia on July 30 at 75. Friday's service included a gospel choir singing "Amazing Graze" and a video recounting Walsh's achievements.
Participants in the Study Group on "A New Israeli Strategy Toward 2000:"
Thanks, Richard.
Lots of familiar names and orgs on that list.
look at that whole series of boat shots. Is it humanly possible for him NOT to fucking wave at the cameras?!
watertiger
It's like for him it's a core part of the job description.
Fuck.
fourlegsrgood, got pitchfork? | Homepage | 08.11.07 - 2:36 pm | #
Man, it's like you're living in an episode of Wild Kingdom.
Sorry you're hurt, kiddo...
It's Speedboat One!
MOTHERFUCKING WASPS
fourlegsrgood, got pitchfork?
Let's not get all bigoted here, please.
Look at all the Bush family members who are of military service age.
Why's the guy on the end practicing his ballet arms? (low fifth)
He needs to work on his hands
Tom Lantos comes to mind almost immediately. His remarks in the House debate almost made me puke, given all his other excellent liberal cred.
blerb | 08.11.07 - 1:39 pm | #
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Lantos also voted for the Patriot Act. He's another old geezer who can't figure out the repugs.
http://www.jewishsf.com/content/
...splaystory.html
fourlegsrgood -- You've been stung by a wasp before this, yes? Meaning, "you know you're not allergic"?
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Um JP, if you scratched the cornea you may need a pressure patch. Might want to think about a trip to the emergency room.
Man, it's like you're living in an episode of Wild Kingdom.
Sorry you're hurt, kiddo...
More like the land before time.
Why's the guy on the end practicing his ballet arms? (low fifth)
It's like for him it's a core part of the job description.
If he has become a monarch, he's not our king, he's a queen. Queen George 43. [Sorry. Can't do roman numerals. I missed that fourth grade class]
MOTHERFUCKING WASPS
Hey, it could have been Asian giant hornets...
http://www.uneasysilence.com/wp-
...nese_hornet.jpg
fourlegsrgood -- You've been stung by a wasp before this, yes? Meaning, "you know you're not allergic"?
I got stung about 20 times over the fourth of july.
This is the same nest- I couldn't find it and thought it was up on the roof.
Nope, it's on one of my potted plants.
Spanish Rudy wanksheets.
Geez, I hate to take credit for something I did not do, but to the best of my recollection, I believe I coined the phrase, General Betrayus. So, if you hear it in the future, or can cite an earlier example of its usage and my brain has gone for a walk - not without its possibilities - please let me know. Otherwise, please credit me
watertiger, I can't believe you missed that.
That's the first thing I noticed.
Queen George XLIII
It's the dumbing down of the palette.
American cuisine. It's not our fault all the really good stuff was already taken by those older cultures. Just be happy we didn't derive it from Scotland or you'd be having haggis on a bun.
Can't do roman numerals. I missed that fourth grade class
XXXIII I think
ah right XLIII is it
Otherwise, please credit me
DWD - Pain at Eight
Hey I was first to post Anna Nicole Smith had died and what did I get?
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"Just be happy we didn't derive it from Scotland or you'd be having haggis on a bun."
Oh no i wouldn't be, although i hear ity puts hair on your ass.
great another requirement for being one of the cool kids - got to post something first - no. Home run - no. name stolen - no.
I am SO uncool.
Hey I was first to post Anna Nicole Smith had died and what did I get?
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Agent Orange
You weren't even considered in the paternity suit either, right? Yeah, I know.
I am supposed to be at a family reunion. I came back for a nap.
(I live an exciting life of late. . . .)
I am SO uncool.
Uncle Blodge, Urban Teacher
Uncle, sometimes you just have to grab the gusto . . .
(And with that, see you all later)
"Uncle, sometimes you just have to grab the gusto . . ."
great another fucking requirement. Now i have to have gusto. (sigh)
Ah, yes, boric acid. We always had it in the medicine cabinet along with a white glass eye cup for bathing a sore eye.
I looked for such an eye cup a few years ago and couldn't find anything like it.
I now use boric acid in the garden usually....
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