Lawdy, has the late night shift already started? I'm still hanging onto this day, although I woke myself up at 7 this morning, much against my will.
Tomorrow is the farmers' market and laundry.
Can't believe I'm still awake but I am.
helena handbasket |
05.02.08 - 10:16 pm | #
How much progress toward oil independence could have been made for 4 FUCKING TRILLION GODDAMNED DOLLARS??
angryspittle |
05.02.08 - 10:16 pm | #
the pumpkinhead atrocity exhibition?
timmeh couldn't find his ass in a funhouse mirror.
mrs. ibrahim al-jafaari |
05.02.08 - 10:16 pm | #
This fuckstick can't articulate a single position without having to backtrack and explain his "misspeaking".
watertiger |
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05.02.08 - 10:17 pm | #
what if he actually wins.
How flexible are you?
You may need to grab your ankles.
watertiger |
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05.02.08 - 10:17 pm | #
So, did anyone catch Bill Moyers tonight?
helena handbasket |
05.02.08 - 10:17 pm | #
Having read the yahoo article, I've come to the conclusion that although McCain may be senile, in this case he's a fucking liar covering his ass.
Mr French |
05.02.08 - 10:18 pm | #
One of these days I'm going to have to school Atrios Black on what "Rock On" really means.
billy b |
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05.02.08 - 10:18 pm | #
Moyers isn't on yet here out on the left coast.
angryspittle |
05.02.08 - 10:19 pm | #
How much progress toward oil independence could have been made for 4 FUCKING TRILLION GODDAMNED DOLLARS??
angryspittle
Enough to put the state of Texas out of business, which explains why they didn't do it.
lipreader |
05.02.08 - 10:19 pm | #
too busy watching The 40 Year Old Virgin
mrs. ibrahim al-jafaari |
05.02.08 - 10:19 pm | #
You can bet that Cindy will have a massive anti-drug campaign ready and waiting....
montag |
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05.02.08 - 10:20 pm | #
How many people open the haloscan to full size?
annie |
05.02.08 - 10:20 pm | #
IRON MAN SMASH
Pocket Rocket |
05.02.08 - 10:21 pm | #
David Brooks is the most assinine fucking idiot on the planet. Why the Newshour hasn't just fucking shot the dumbfuck I find just astounding.
angryspittle |
05.02.08 - 10:21 pm | #
How flexible are you?
You may need to grab your ankles.
watertiger
my kung fu is strong.
maybe not that strong.
charley |
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05.02.08 - 10:21 pm | #
if that's a Keeshond Mix I wonder what a purebreed Keenshond looks like?
mrs. ibrahim al-jafaari |
05.02.08 - 10:22 pm | #
..."Late Night"?!!? But the sun hasn't even gone down yet!
Where did Ol' Maverick get the idea that he could 'revise and extend' his remarks in a political campaign?
Jack K., the Grumpy Forester |
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05.02.08 - 10:22 pm | #
Bush's verbal disease has infected McCain.
Why is there no outrage that Bush is filling the strategic petroleum reserve when oil is at record high prices and the reserve is fine?
Oh and by the way, I think the C word = the N word. That least thread got out of line.
Bluto W Bush |
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05.02.08 - 10:23 pm | #
what if he actually wins.
How flexible are you?
You may need to grab your ankles.
If McCentury wins, the preferred move (albeit one that hasn't been perfected as yet) will be to stick one's head up one's ass and suck oneself up into oneself.
billy b |
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05.02.08 - 10:23 pm | #
what do we know about Cindy McCain: Junkie and her ties to organized spirits distribution and abuse?
mrs. ibrahim al-jafaari |
05.02.08 - 10:24 pm | #
If McCentury wins, the preferred move (albeit one that hasn't been perfected as yet) will be to stick one's head up one's ass and suck oneself up into oneself.
billy b
precisely, this will require extremely strong kung fu indeed.
peace to the bats.
the batshit insane, not so much.
charley |
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05.02.08 - 10:30 pm | #
what do we know about Cindy McCain: Junkie and her ties to organized spirits distribution and abuse?
mrs. ibrahim al-jafaari
...Teresa Heinz Kerry must simply marvel at what she is seeing these days...
Jack K., the Grumpy Forester |
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05.02.08 - 10:30 pm | #
The Middle East has oil? Is that the Quaker State?
sidhra صي ذ& |
05.02.08 - 10:32 pm | #
I believe that small, elderly lion has been clipped for the summer - normally they are much fluffier. Also, the AAWL habitually refers to their residents as a 'mix' - to avoid making breed promises. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keeshond
GWPDA, yclept Irate Historian |
05.02.08 - 10:32 pm | #
Bush must be sent to The Hague. And his Dick too.
lipreader |
05.02.08 - 10:33 pm | #
Gaian High Shaman Albert Gore, Jr., crawls out of another Rapid City post-winter snowbank to scold what he calls "global warming deniers":
is any part of this true? and since we both know the answer to that question, what do you hope to gain by making statements like this?
pretzelattack |
05.02.08 - 10:38 pm | #
NToad:
explain the distinction to America, asshole
Lubyanka |
05.02.08 - 10:38 pm | #
The Middle East has oil? Is that the Quaker State?
sidhra صي ذ& | 05.02.08
How are things down east?
V for Virginia |
05.02.08 - 10:38 pm | #
Bill Moyers laying down a righteous smackdown to all the war supporters.
Mr French |
05.02.08 - 10:39 pm | #
prison camp, you aren't america. america by and large understands. you apparently don't. therefore, you are the one that needs to have the distinction explained.
pretzelattack |
05.02.08 - 10:39 pm | #
as if America cares..
Lubyanka |
05.02.08 - 10:39 pm | #
Atrios, throw this thread a topic ...
montanaheadcold |
05.02.08 - 10:40 pm | #
explain the distinction to America, asshole
Oddly enough, most of America gets it, which is why you're so fucking desperate, you ignorant piece of centipede smegma.
NTodd, Gams Man |
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05.02.08 - 10:40 pm | #
HILLARY WILL OBLITERATE YOU!!!!
Duane V, 'Nuff Said |
05.02.08 - 10:40 pm | #
I just think it's really special that all those good, fine, upstanding Christians are ready to vote for a candidacy funded by beer and liquor distribution.
holy spirits, so to speak
mrs. ibrahim al-jafaari |
05.02.08 - 10:40 pm | #
America and America, what is America??!!?!
annie |
05.02.08 - 10:40 pm | #
Bill Moyers: the Cable Guy of stuffed-shirt left-wing hacks
Lubyanka |
05.02.08 - 10:40 pm | #
explain the distinction to America, asshole
Lubyanka
What, you don't know how to use a dictionary or an encyclopedia, Brian? Why am I not surprised? Fuckwit. No wonder Janet cut your nuts off.
DJ |
05.02.08 - 10:41 pm | #
...I think "cockroach colon spelunker" scores way more Scrabulous points than "asshole"....
Jack K., the Grumpy Forester |
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05.02.08 - 10:41 pm | #
Hillary killed the DC Madam!!
Dick Cheney told me so!
Duane V, 'Nuff Said |
05.02.08 - 10:41 pm | #
at least mimi only confuses himself with a discrete set of online identities. prison camp confuses himself with america.
pretzelattack |
05.02.08 - 10:41 pm | #
Who Sells Gasoline in the United States?
Convenience stores sell the overwhelming majority of the gasoline purchased in the United States, and despite canopies that promote a specific brand of gasoline, very few of these stores – less than 3 percent – are owned and operated by one of the integrated, major oil companies.
It is much more likely that the business is owned by an independent entrepreneur who lives in the community. Of the roughly 115,000 convenience stores selling gasoline in the United States in 2006, about 60 percent were one-store operations, compared to only about 13 percent that were operated by a company having 500 or more stores.
In 2006, a gasoline retailer's average gross margin (before expenses) was 13.9 cents per gallon, or 5.8 percent gross margin, according to NACS data. This percent margin was the lowest recorded by the industry since 1983. After expenses, typical net profits per gallon are a few cents per gallon, at most. NACS estimates that in 2007 the break-even mark-up for a gallon of gasoline was 12 to 13 cents per gallon, and the Oil Price Information Service (OPIS) reports that average gross margins on gasoline in 2007 was 13.8 cents per gallon.
It must suck to be a dead-ender Republican supporting reality denier.
Mr French |
05.02.08 - 10:43 pm | #
V, things are alright in the State O'. Come on up when it gets into the 70's.
sidhra صي ذ& |
05.02.08 - 10:43 pm | #
Nah - no problem.
All salmon fishing banned on West Coast Peter Fimrite, SF Chronicle Staff Writer Friday, May 2, 2008 Salmon fishing was banned along the West Coast for the first time in 160 years Thursday, a decision that is expected to have a devastating economic impact on fishermen, dozens of businesses, tourism and boating. Commerce Secretary Carlos Gutierrez immediately declared a commercial fishery disaster, opening the door for Congress to appropriate money for anyone who will be economically harmed.The closure of commercial and recreational fishing for chinook salmon in the ocean off California and most of Oregon was announced by the National Marine Fishery ServiceIt followed the recommendation last month of the Pacific Fishery Management Council after the catastrophic disappearance of California's fabled fall run of the pink fish popularly known as king salmon. It is the first total closure since commercial fishing started in the Bay Area in 1848. Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger declared a state of emergency last month and sent a letter to President Bush asking for his help in obtaining federal disaster assistance. Schwarzenegger plans to appropriate about $5.3 million for coastal salmon and steelhead fishery restoration projects. The disaster declaration allows state officials to work with Congress on obtaining appropriations for businesses and fishermen and women, some of whom will lose as much as 80 percent of their annual income. Although salmon spawning has been in decline all up and down the coast, the biggest problem is in the Sacramento River and its tributaries. So few salmon returned last fall that the fishery council was required under its management plan to halt fishing throughout the salmon habitat, which is all along the California and Oregon coasts. The commercial salmon season off California and Oregon typically runs from May 1 to Oct. 31. The recreational season was to have begun April 5. E-mail Peter Fimrite at pfimrite@sfchronicle.
I admit, I'm on a smegma kick in my epithets of late...
NTodd, Gams Man |
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05.02.08 - 10:45 pm | #
Sallyh! Sorry for the lapse in commenting, I was writing an email to a friend.
Well, it's kind of going all right. My daughter will finish up her semester finals by Friday and will likely make passing grades, not without considerable weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth and condemning me and oh g-d everything in sight.
Son and wife are expecting their second daughter in 3 weeks or so and are okay==he's got a damn good job and a damn good health insurance coverage, thank you Lord Jesus, Amen.
Me, I'm going day to day, garden and farmers' market and trying to keep up.
Thanks for asking, and best of all wishes to you for you and yours.
helena handbasket |
05.02.08 - 10:46 pm | #
V, things are alright in the State O'. Come on up when it gets into the 70's.
sidhra صي ذ& | 05.02.08 -
That would be sooooooo great. I don't know how much travel is in store for us, but Shaw offered us a lobster dinner (and don't think I've forgotten, either!), and you're there, so it's starting to look like an itinerary . . .
I also really want to get up to MI and see Barndog's river.
And I guess I want a pony, while I'm thinking about it.
V for Virginia |
05.02.08 - 10:46 pm | #
holy spirits, so to speak
move in mysterious ways their elections to deform.
sidhra صي ذ& |
05.02.08 - 10:46 pm | #
Rather than play Lubyanka's game with him, why not just jerk off and shoot your load on your monitor and keyboard?
grundoon |
05.02.08 - 10:46 pm | #
DJ:
high gas prices are being driven up the wide ass of environmentalism; soon the backlash will be coming out your ears
Lubyanka |
05.02.08 - 10:47 pm | #
Rather than play Lubyanka's game with him, why not just jerk off and shoot your load on your monitor and keyboard?
I do both at the same time. Not my fault you can't multitask.
NTodd, Gams Man |
Homepage |
05.02.08 - 10:47 pm | #
FREAK OUT
Chic or Zappa or Avril Lavigne?
Mr French |
05.02.08 - 10:48 pm | #
Rather than play Lubyanka's game with him, why not just jerk off and shoot your load on your monitor and keyboard?
Done!
.
William H. Rehnquist |
05.02.08 - 10:48 pm | #
high gas prices are being driven up the wide ass of environmentalism
Yeah, that fucking war is so environmental, as are the record profits oil companies are reaping.
NTodd, Gams Man |
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05.02.08 - 10:48 pm | #
"I've been -- since I've been your President, I want to remind you we have been through a recession, we have been through a terrorist attack, we have been at war, we have had corporate scandals, we have had major natural disasters, and yet this economy always recovers."
Ummm... dude, forget the "economy is resilient" part. Does anything else in that sentence tell you anything? Anything at all?
Southern Beale |
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05.02.08 - 10:51 pm | #
Uncle Blodge, Urban Teacher
AH! In your usual good mood, I see!
Duane V, 'Nuff Said |
05.02.08 - 10:51 pm | #
Certainly explains all the posts with the caps lock on....
montag |
Homepage |
05.02.08 - 10:52 pm | #
that can be habit forming.
I can quit anytime I want.
NTodd, Gams Man |
Homepage |
05.02.08 - 10:53 pm | #
Uncle Blodge, how was your Friday?
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere |
05.02.08 - 10:53 pm | #
"In your usual good mood, I see!"
yes. My cheery fucking self is in da house.
shitty day preparing the little ones to pay for your social security checks. based on today I'd hope for a fat 401K
Uncle Blodge, Urban Teacher |
05.02.08 - 10:54 pm | #
Ummm... dude, forget the "economy is resilient" part. Does anything else in that sentence tell you anything? Anything at all?
That the economy is still limping along despite Bush's best attempts to kill it?
Mr French |
05.02.08 - 10:54 pm | #
so if u have a big firm retreat on diversity and bring in the diversity. Officers from ur big clients and client A sex what comes from the top matters and Client B drz try having Blackberry free Saturdays and then the chairman of the firm sex Heh. Noway. I think u just wasted a lot of money
Hecate |
05.02.08 - 10:54 pm | #
"'ve been -- since I've been your President, I want to remind you we have been through a recession, we have been through a terrorist attack, we have been at war, we have had corporate scandals, we have had major natural disasters, and yet this economy always recovers.""
Any of this you weren't responsible for? ... Oh, yes, economic recovery.
montanaheadcold |
05.02.08 - 10:54 pm | #
high gas prices are being driven up the wide ass of environmentalism; soon the backlash will be coming out your ears
That makes no sense whatsoever. But your use of violent scatological imagery tells a lot, Brian. Perhaps Janet did humanity a service making sure you didn't pass your genes into the future.
DJ |
05.02.08 - 10:55 pm | #
It isn't even 8 pm! The parrots aren't even gacking at me yet! Late night my ass!
Tlazolteotl |
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05.02.08 - 10:55 pm | #
GWPDA, it's hard to imagine from my perspective, because my two little ones are an essential part of my being. It would be like cutting off two limbs to give them up. The shelters here are overrun with pets given up because of financial distress. Heartbreak piled upon heartbreak.
dee |
05.02.08 - 10:55 pm | #
Hecate? Are u using ur thumbs behind ur back?
GWPDA, yclept Irate Historian |
05.02.08 - 10:56 pm | #
Salmon fishing was banned along the West Coast for the first time in 160 years Thursday,
Bone-chilling.
V for Virginia |
05.02.08 - 10:56 pm | #
"Uncle Blodge, how was your Friday?"
phenomenally shitty.
I'd forgotten how much fun it is to be cussed out ("fuck you") have a student come out of their chair to hit me (I know how to stop that but it's tiring) and have a group of kids talk in front of me about how they were going to bum rush me and simply leave the room.
it's nowhere near as much fun as it sounds.
Uncle Blodge, Urban Teacher |
05.02.08 - 10:56 pm | #
since I've been your President, I want to remind you we have been through a recession, we have been through a terrorist attack, we have been at war, we have had corporate scandals, we have had major natural disasters, yet this economy always recovers."
And that's just my best stuff!
Just Another Zero |
05.02.08 - 10:56 pm | #
Lubyanka, take a very cold shower and your medicine, and you will feel much better in the morning.
montanaheadcold |
05.02.08 - 10:57 pm | #
so if u have a big firm retreat on diversity and bring in the diversity. Officers from ur big clients and client A sex what comes from the top matters and Client B drz try having Blackberry free Saturdays and then the chairman of the firm sex Heh. Noway. I think u just wasted a lot of money
Sticky keys from lady goo?
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William H. Rehnquist |
05.02.08 - 10:57 pm | #
The shelters here are overrun with pets given up because of financial distress. Heartbreak piled upon heartbreak.
I am concerned the ad's on Craigslist and there's no money requested. That has very often been a scam meant to provide for dogfights.
you like centipede smegma with your morning coffee - admit it.
and after sex - i know that must be when it's the best.
Uncle Blodge, Urban Teacher |
05.02.08 - 10:57 pm | #
That the economy is still limping along despite Bush's best attempts to kill it?
I'm thinking more along the lines that under Bush's watch we have been through a recession, we have been through a terrorist attack, we have been at war, we have had corporate scandals, we have had major natural disasters and more to the point, we aren't "through" any of these things but rather still knee deep in the middle of them.
Southern Beale |
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05.02.08 - 10:58 pm | #
Uncle Blodge,
You are hereby awarded the Eschatonian Purple Heart
Gromit |
05.02.08 - 10:58 pm | #
you like centipede smegma with your morning coffee - admit it.
I like the swirly patterns it makes in the cup...
NTodd, Gams Man |
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05.02.08 - 10:58 pm | #
I am concerned the ad's on Craigslist and there's no money requested. That has very often been a scam meant to provide for dogfights.
Research labs, too.
Southern Beale |
Homepage |
05.02.08 - 10:59 pm | #
Life sucks.
a lot.
hello all...
Uncle Blodge, Urban Teacher
It's going around.
V for Virginia |
05.02.08 - 10:59 pm | #
uncle blodge, i assume you are allowed to defend yourself in that situation?
pretzelattack |
05.02.08 - 10:59 pm | #
Really. That really happened. No wondervIndrimk and this the third place ion a month a no stoli
Hecate |
05.02.08 - 10:59 pm | #
we aren't "through" any of these things but rather still knee deep in the middle of them.
True, sadly. Once again, Bush leaves his mess for others to clean up.
Gromit |
05.02.08 - 10:59 pm | #
The shelters here are overrun with pets given up because of financial distress.
That's sad. If we weren't full up we'd head for the nearest shelter and get a kitteh.
Sufferin' Hussein Succotash |
05.02.08 - 10:59 pm | #
"This has just been a craptastic year, hasn't it?"
I've had worse. But it's been a shitty ass end of a week. Big time.
Uncle Blodge, Urban Teacher |
05.02.08 - 11:00 pm | #
True, sadly. Once again, Bush leaves his mess for others to clean up.
Gromit | 05.02.08 - 10:59 pm | #
while loudly proclaiming it is their mess.
pretzelattack |
05.02.08 - 11:00 pm | #
I am concerned the ad's on Craigslist and there's no money requested. That has very often been a scam meant to provide for dogfights.
Research labs, too.
I thought those ads were for topless massages.
I know that's the gist of the ad that I have up there.
.
William H. Rehnquist |
05.02.08 - 11:00 pm | #
Oooh, looks like Celtics are gonna lose again.
Gromit |
05.02.08 - 11:01 pm | #
An Antarctic fur seal has been observed trying to have sex with a king penguin.
The South African-based scientists who witnessed the incident say it is the most unusual case of mammal mating behaviour yet known.
The incident, which lasted for 45 minutes and was caught on camera, is reported in the Journal of Ethology.
1Watt, Hermit |
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05.02.08 - 11:02 pm | #
Virginia, it really has sucked.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere |
05.02.08 - 11:02 pm | #
GWPDA-- What did you decide about jobs? Taking that part time thing at the university?
Gromit |
05.02.08 - 11:02 pm | #
But it's been a shitty ass end of a week. Big time.
Sorry to hear that. But ya gotta admit it did have its moment of comic relief when Fucks Nooz put up those pictures of Abe Lincoln and Frederick Douglass in discussing the Lincoln-Douglas debates.
Sufferin' Hussein Succotash |
05.02.08 - 11:03 pm | #
That the economy is still limping along despite Bush's best attempts to kill it?
The US economy is gut shot and dying.
I guess the opportunity is the chance to consider what a: good country, economy and way of living would look like and move towards that, after January 09.
Doug |
05.02.08 - 11:03 pm | #
"An Antarctic fur seal has been observed trying to have sex with a king penguin."
great - now I have that image in my head...
Uncle Blodge, Urban Teacher |
05.02.08 - 11:03 pm | #
Taking that part time thing at the university?
I start on Wednesday!
Of course if I have to import this doggie from VA, I may need more hours.
"But ya gotta admit it did have its moment of comic relief when Fucks Nooz put up those pictures of Abe Lincoln and Frederick Douglass in discussing the Lincoln-Douglas debates."
except that most faux news viewers couldn't spot the error.
Uncle Blodge, Urban Teacher |
05.02.08 - 11:04 pm | #
Those of y'all who have so much to contend with...the teachers, the cubical workers, the activists, the committed ones. The moms and pops and aunts and uncles. I just want to give all of you my praise and support for all you do.
I sometimes think I have it hard, but I don't.
I'm so old, I only have to take care of me and contribute a bit to my progeny and my causes, that is, until my health fails and then I'm up shit creek, but anyway. Right now I'm sitting on my retired ass, trying to not spend a nickel more than I have to, but not aching in the way I used to have to, nor in the way I know a hell of a lot of us have to.
I won't give up for US, all of US. I don't know how yet to do the best for us, except for advocating change and democrats and all that, and trying to be environmentally okay. We really have to re-connect with the common good, the common welfare. Without that, we are DRF.
helena handbasket |
05.02.08 - 11:04 pm | #
and the alleged penguin is jeff gannon in a tux
king penguin |
05.02.08 - 11:07 pm | #
I recommend burning Atlanta...
Sherman was a huuuuuge Larry Bird fan.
.
William H. Rehnquist |
05.02.08 - 11:07 pm | #
except that most faux news viewers couldn't spot the error.
For me, that's half the joke, knowing that those morans weren't going to get it, considering that they also believe the Japanese fired on Ft. Sumter.
Sufferin' Hussein Succotash |
05.02.08 - 11:07 pm | #
"That's no fur seal. It's...it's...John Bolton!!"
I thought bolton was a walrus
Uncle Blodge, Urban Teacher |
05.02.08 - 11:07 pm | #
"That's no fur seal. It's...it's...John Bolton!!"
Thought that mustache looked familiar....
montag |
Homepage |
05.02.08 - 11:07 pm | #
"they also believe the Japanese fired on Ft. Sumter."
WAS IT OVER WHEN THE GERMANS BOMBED PEARL HARBOR????
Uncle Blodge, Urban Teacher |
05.02.08 - 11:08 pm | #
ku ku kachoo big boy
john bolton |
05.02.08 - 11:08 pm | #
I thought bolton was a walrus
I am the walrus.
Ko koo ka choo.
Sufferin' Hussein Succotash |
05.02.08 - 11:08 pm | #
very often been a scam meant to provide for dogfights
Umm, I hadn't thought of that. I hope it isn't. They may also be sensitive to the fact that the DC area craigslist pets section is patrolled by people who believe an ad that lists anything more than a token adoption fee is unfair, and don't hesitate to flag.
dee |
05.02.08 - 11:08 pm | #
I thought bolton was a walrus
The walrus was Paul.
Mr French |
05.02.08 - 11:09 pm | #
Lubyanka is the KGB prison in Moscow where torture victims were made to confess to stupid shit like conspiring to install a greater Latvia upon the Soviet Union. Then they were were poisoned with lead. 9 grams in the back of the skull.
Just to let everyone here know what kind of a fuckwit troll they are dealing with. A Stalin worshipper.
Bluto W Bush |
Homepage |
05.02.08 - 11:23 pm | #
Just to let everyone here know what kind of a fuckwit troll they are dealing with. A Stalin worshipper.
Bluto W Bush
As if we couldn't tell from the posts..
Duane V, Ass Man |
05.02.08 - 11:26 pm | #
I have a Keeshond/Black Lab mix. 80 pounds of which 65 is fur. She blows out the undercoat 2ce a year making my carpets look like they are covered with FROST. She owns me and knows it.
Aprille |
05.03.08 - 2:49 am | #