I'MMA LET YOU FINISH

GravatarEarly here.


GravatarAnd now I have to go and do something useful.


Gravatardoes that make all of us two degrees away from him then?


GravatarHaha!


Gravatarbut yeah- he didn't age so well. he'll always be footloose to me, but i can see how some millennial gen kid would look at him and kyra and think of them as "old."


GravatarUm, so nobody stared at Kyra Segdwick?

Hmm........
-


GravatarRiding in cars with Ezra Klein.

That was a Drew Barrymore movie I think.


GravatarI always thought that 6 degrees thing was stupid, as I am 2 degrees of separation from Hollywood and 2 or 3 from DC politics


GravatarI once saw Steve Martin on a bus. I knew it was him. He knew I knew it was him.
I didn't have anything intelligent to say so I just got off the bus and let him ride.

I knew what I wasn't going to say, "I'm a wild and crazy guy."

I was going to say, "Your adaption of Cyrano de Bergerac, was really excellent."

I think he would have liked that, but I understand he's pretty prickly around people.


GravatarI like bacon.


GravatarUgh.


GravatarBacon felt the terrible need to hide his face because Atrios's eyes glow yellow with red pupils.


GravatarEdwards is alright with me. So is Kevin Bacon.


GravatarKyra is a strange looking woman. Attractive, but in an odd sort of way.

I love the Closer. She is great in it.


GravatarHey Atrios you're an academic and all, what your Erdos number?


GravatarDeadthreaded:

That is an excellent question and I don't have a fucking clue about the answer. What do you suggest?


Getting involved NOW with Election Protection projects in every state, and spending as many volunteer hours as it takes to keep them from stealing votes/keeping African Americans and poor people from voting. Joining League of Women Voters and signing up people, starting now, to vote. Getting ready to riot. Reading Pax Americana and adopting as many of the techniques there as possible.

I'm an old woman with a bum ankle and next time they steal an election, I intend to make them shoot me or arrest me, one.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator | Homepage | 12.15.07 - 7:30 pm | #


GravatarChuy, you'd think u wer in LA, mang....

One last time.

ARTHUR WANTS BOODA BABIES. AND HARTZ CANVAS DOLLIES. VOTE UR CONSCIENCE.

G'night.
.


GravatarThat's a very funny story!


GravatarWe prefer John Kenneth Galbraith's phrase: "close to the center."


GravatarGood thing Thers wasn't with you. Word on the street is he has a thing for Bacon.


GravatarMe thinks Duncan is suffering with  SAD.

or he's just a DFH.


GravatarKevin Bacon is for Edwards, what more evidence do you need that John is THE candidate to get behind?


GravatarWaaay back when, I was a messenger for one of the many fine messenger services here in LA. I had a delivery to one of the studios early one morning, to one of the casting offices, as I recall. Can't for the life of me remember which studio. But I do remember that sitting in the outer office -- slumping, actually -- was Kevin Bacon. This was something like 9:30 in the morning. I was surprised a guy like Kevin Bacon was even up that early, much less sitting -- or slumping -- in an office.

In those days, I frequently had to go to MGM -- they still owned the big lot then -- and I would always park in Sylvester Stallone's spot. Because I figured a) the chance of him actually showing up was kinda slim, and b) he couldn't really beat me up anyway. Around the third or fourth time I did that, it occured to me that people going past my car might very well be remarking on the curious fact that Sylvester Stallone drove a piece of shit white Toyota Corolla...


GravatarI'm 99 degrees away from everybody.


GravatarI'm an old woman with a bum ankle and next time they steal an election, I intend to make them shoot me or arrest me, one.

Goddess bless and protect you.


GravatarYou should have all waved to him.


GravatarBacon felt the terrible need to hide his face because Atrios's eyes glow yellow with red pupils.
kei & yuri


like one variety of Moorcock's 'eternal champion' series, not elric but the distaff on the side of law...


GravatarI wish Kevin Spacey was for Edwards. I like him too.


GravatarKevin Bacon is for Edwards, what more evidence do you need that John is THE candidate to get behind?

Sean Penn is for DK.


GravatarI am waiting until Alan Alda endorses somebody.

He is so sincere and sensitive.


GravatarKevin Bacon is for Edwards, what more evidence do you need that John is THE candidate to get behind?

I wouldn't bank on that reasoning, if I were you.


GravatarAh, celebrity sightings.


GravatarI hope I'm there with you if it comes to that Hecate...


GravatarElizabeth Taylor once stepped on my toe. It hurt, but she has pretty eyes.


GravatarAh, troll spoor.


GravatarNo, it's that it's hard to understand Thers because there's always a piece of bacon in his mouth..


Gravatar
ARTHUR WANTS BOODA BABIES. AND HARTZ CANVAS DOLLIES. VOTE UR CONSCIENCE.


Booda toyz r da best.


Gravatar"Kevin Bacon is for Edwards, what more evidence do you need that John is THE candidate to get behind?"

He's got the Footloose Vote sewn up.


GravatarAh, killfile.


GravatarWell, got lots to do tomorrow, so I'll say good night.

Have a good one.


GravatarI hope I'm there with you if it comes to that Hecate...

There will be Irish cooooooffeeeeeee.......


GravatarI'm an old woman with a bum ankle and next time they steal an election, I intend to make them shoot me or arrest me, one.
Hecate, I'll start the rally to raise your bail, but you'll have to get someone local to pick you up.


Gravatarhope I'm there with you if it comes to that Hecate...

I would be honored to get arrested or shot with you!!


GravatarMe back hurts, and i have to work the hospital the next couple of days. Guess it's time to go.

Good night and good luck!
-


GravatarI would be honored to get arrested or shot with you!!
Hecate,


don't forget raped, beaten and/or tasered. glory awaits us all!


GravatarAh, Econ is still the pile of shit.


GravatarHecate, Runnymeade Conspirator | Homepage | 12.15.07 - 7:32 pm | #

gotta think on it.


GravatarBags by Fendi™.


GravatarI would be honored to get arrested or shot with you!!
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator


They'll have to pry the Constitution and the Irish coffee from my cold, dead fingers...


GravatarVARGAS, ELVGRIN, STANTON, GORD, MANARA, NEWTON, KROLL AND DIET-GOEDDE ALL SUPPORT EDWARDS (unverified). You are bound to!


Gravatardon't forget raped, beaten and/or tasered. glory awaits us all!
chicago dyke, bitch

Oh Chicago Dyke, you are alway there with the sunny view of life.


GravatarMost Bacons are for Edwards


GravatarIs my idiot brother still looking for attention? I would think his last arrest would have been plenty.


GravatarWho are the Baldwin brothers endorsing?


GravatarHow about a palette cleanser?

Rilo Kiley - Dreamworld


GravatarRick - if you're lurking, I got yer mail. Peace, brother.


GravatarWho are the Baldwin brothers endorsing?
Zap Rowsdower | Homepage | 12.15.07 - 7:42 pm | #

Dinty Moore, from the looks of them.


Gravatarwould be honored to get arrested or shot with you!!
Hecate,

don't forget raped, beaten and/or tasered. glory awaits us all!


Well, Ben Franklin was right when he warned us: ""A republic if you can keep it." Lots of my ancestors been raped, beaten, and/or the then-equivalent of tasered. Not fun, but neither is living in the Republican Party's America.


GravatarThe fat guy that was involved in the attack on Nancy Kerrigan has died at age 40 of natural causes.


GravatarNTodd, When will you be in DC? Its a short hop for me too.


GravatarOh, The Witch has mail, too.


GravatarHubert Humphrey often remarked that no matter how sick he was, if he could make it to a podium in front of a fired-up crowd he would come away cured.


GravatarThe fat guy that was involved in the attack on Nancy Kerrigan

He had his name legally changed to that in 2003


GravatarHubert Humphrey often remarked that no matter how sick he was, if he could make it to a podium in front of a fired-up crowd he would come away cured.
Econ 102 | 12.15.07 - 7:44 pm | #

well, he was a ham.


GravatarNTodd, When will you be in DC? Its a short hop for me too.

Heh, s'posed to be down there tomorrow, but Al Gore won't let me go, so probably Monday. Leaving on the 22nd, when the activist house closes up shop for Congressional recess (most likely we won't be able to convince the lazy fucks to stay in DC). Not sure what the schedule is--first, I must get there, then we'll figure out what NTodd will be allowed to do.


GravatarNobody dies of natural causes at 40.


Gravatar"Who are the Baldwin brothers endorsing?"

Does Daniel still have the right to vote?


Gravatar
He had his name legally changed to that in 2003



Let's not forget the guy with name that was the most fun to say:

Jeff Gilooly


Gravatar"Nobody dies of natural causes at 40."

Horses do.


Gravatar
I looked over and said, "Actually, he looks like Kevin Bacon." Then, noticing the woman driving the car was Kyra Sedgwick, I said, "Actually, that is Kevin Bacon."


Back in 1984, I was in a nightclub in Toronto. I looked across the room, and saw someone who looked like Melissa Gilbert. The confirmation came a few seconds later, when, out from behind a pillar, popped Rob Lowe. They were dating at the time.

I was surprised at how short he seemed.


GravatarNobody dies of natural causes at 40.
HoneyBearKelly


Being too fat and having a heart attack is natural causes.


GravatarI would have told him "what's shakin' bacon"... that would have charmed the pants off him.


GravatarAt some point I got tired of jokes about being raped in prison. I think it was after it was pointed out to me that the people who would be raped in prison were DFH and liberals like me.

I contacted the group "Stop Prison Rape" and talked to one of the staff lawyers there. I learned a lot.

Of course lots of people really want to see rape in prison as part of the punishment because, you know everyone who is in prison deserves to be there.


GravatarNobody dies of natural causes at 40.
HoneyBearKelly

Being too fat and having a heart attack is natural causes.
Gomez


"oldness" is not the only natural cause of death.


GravatarI was surprised at how short he seemed.
Richard


Hollywood is full of short people. And if you went to college you know that most theater majors are gay, which means....something.


Gravatar(Rushes in from kitchen, deposits plates of English toffee, caramel apple crisp and Christmas shortbreads on bar).

So I got a late start!


Gravatarspoko, don't make me taser you.


GravatarJeff Gilooly

"People on the street are calling me 'Gilooly'!"

-Seinfeld


Gravatarlipreader, I think it depends upon which aspect of theatre, film and TV you're talking about. 


GravatarBeing eaten by a bear or a tiger would be a natural cause at any age. Just sayin

I'm working all week and looking to hit DC the last week of the year.


GravatarSallyh!!

does life still suck or is it a little better??


Gravatarneighbor's dog has been bringing deer legs over to my critters.  Front yard is starting to look  a little crappie.


Gravatar lipreader, I think it depends upon which aspect of theatre, film and TV you're talking about.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere


Of course. But generalizations are fun.


Gravatar"Being eaten by a bear or a tiger would be a natural cause at any age."

In a zoo?


Gravatar(Rushes in from kitchen, deposits plates of English toffee, caramel apple crisp and Christmas shortbreads on bar).

So I got a late start!

Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere


Ooooh... those'll go great with the Chartogne-Taillet champagne! Tastes like loads of Granny Smith apples, and shortbread or biscuits or something.


Gravatar"Of course. But generalizations are fun."

Generalizations are never fun.


GravatarUncle Blodge, getting there.  Just too many MD visits to get the entire symphony of meds properly reorchestrated.

I always tell him, you're a nice guy, I like you fine, but I like you even more when I never have to see you.  I'm sure the feeling is mutual


GravatarHey assholes, can you killfile killfile?


GravatarPettitte said he tried HGH on two occasions, stressing he did it to heal faster and not enhance his performance.

A clueless man speaks


Gravatarneighbor's dog has been bringing deer legs over to my critters.

It's nice that s/he wants to share.

Son and I were driving through Rock Creek Park last night at dusk and saw three v., v. lovely deer. It always feels like a blessing to me to see deer.


Gravatarlipreader, they are.

As in, most Republicans are closet cases.  I like that one


GravatarSnack Pinkopticon!


GravatarWell, all you folks who're planning to be in the DC area over the holidaze should stop by the Whole Foods in Arlington and I'll hook ya up.


GravatarGeneralizations are never fun.
Econ 102




Gravatardon't taseme
chicago dyke, bitch! !


GravatarThe only brush with fame I ever had was that John Riggins, the Washington tailback, once passed me a beer. And I had a gag photo of me taken at the White House press room podium.


GravatarTo detect narcotics trafficking, for example, the government has been collecting the phone records of thousands of Americans and others inside the United States who call people in Latin America, according to several government officials who spoke on the condition of anonymity because the program remains classified.

Um. This is illegal. And is going to make the price of pot shoot way up.


Gravatar"Just too many MD visits to get the entire symphony of meds properly reorchestrated."

(((((HUGS)))))

Hope you're still off the cigs.


GravatarEcon 102 is never fun.

Fungibled yelling trout.


GravatarPettitte said he tried HGH on two occasions

But he didn't inhale?


Gravatarthe Chartogne-Taillet champagne! Tastes like loads of Granny Smith apples, and shortbread or biscuits or something.

This morning, he sold me, I am not making this up, champagne that he said tastes like rocks and gravel!



GravatarHollywood is full of short people. And if you went to college you know that most theater majors are gay, which means....something.
lipreader |


which are in no way connected! very few in my set are under 5'8", which while not totally 'tall' isn't exactly short either.

they're feeding the young gayuns now, so they're growing bigger. or something. hollywood, on the other hand, is very crowded. also, if all actors were tall, none of the money people would ever be able to get laid. it's hard enough for them as it is, having to buy fresh starlets and boi tois by the busload every month.


Gravatarok NTodd...cool ...i'm in the telephone book if ya need to call...Rick


GravatarOh, and shook hands with Chief of Staff Howard Baker outside the Oval Office.


Gravatar I'll hook ya up.
SteveLG


I'll take a couple ounces of kind bud.


GravatarUncle B, oh yeah, I am.

Which is a huge part of the reason why we keep tampering with the dosages.  I've removed what has been largely a static drug from my repertoire.


GravatarFrance:Sarkozy's discharged value-diplomacy.


Gravatardon't taseme
chicago dyke, bitch! !


well, get something with a little less voltage and maybe I'll let you shock me in select areas...

I'll give you permission as soon as you tie me up.


Gravatar"Well, all you folks who're planning to be in the DC area over the holidaze should stop by the Whole Foods in Arlington and I'll hook ya up."

Arlington's fun. Lucky you.


GravatarThis morning, he sold me, I am not making this up, champagne that he said tastes like rocks and gravel!

Now you can be like Demosthenes and practice your rhetoric!


GravatarHecate, back when I was a lowly grad student at UCLA, I'd have to drive home through the Sepulveda Pass at dusk, and there'd always be deer on the hills.

Many, many years since that.  Now all that's there are mulitimillion dollar tract homes.


Gravatarve removed what has been largely a static drug from my repertoire.


You so rock. Good on you.


GravatarAtrios = little man


GravatarThis morning, he sold me, I am not making this up, champagne that he said tastes like rocks and gravel!

Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator


Abso-freaking-lutely.

You'll thank me once you've tried it.


GravatarI'll give you permission as soon as you tie me up.

If you two need an A/V guy, I'm so there...


GravatarWhen Congress goes home, do the DC staffers get a vacation as well, or do they still have to show up at the office?


Gravatarhope I'm there with you if it comes to that Hecate...



I would be honored to get arrested or shot with you!!

i'm coming armed.


Gravatarthe Sepulveda Pass at dusk

Oh, what a lovely place. I love the name and the place.


GravatarHecate, yeah, been about four weeks now.

About the only time I feel lonely for it is at cocktail time.  I'm getting used to it.


GravatarNow, if Edwards can get Kenny Loggins to do the campaign's soundtrack!


GravatarI have taken every comment ever posted at Eschaton, fed them into the Walternator 5000 which has now revealed to me the average comment:

Oh. My. Fuck Bush behind NTodd's Tastee Freez while I listen to this Dylan track suggested by Simels.


Gravatar
I would be honored to get arrested or shot with you!!

i'm coming armed.


Sigh...


Gravatar
If you two need an A/V guy, I'm so there...


I figured you'd rather be the guy being tied up


GravatarIn 2000 Liberals believe that Bush is to dumb to be president.

Result: Bush annihilates Dr. Ozone.

In 2008 Liberals believe Mike Huckabee is too invested in morals and faith to be president

Result: ___________


GravatarI'm concerned about the rapidity with which the hatred for econ102 seemed to develop.


GravatarPettitte said he tried HGH on two occasions

Goddam aquadots.


GravatarWalterNeff, interesting calculation.  But what was your SD?


GravatarWas Yglesias in the car as well?


GravatarHecate, not lovely anymore.  Nothing but ugly ass overpriced tract housing.


GravatarResult: ___________
pud

Republicans vote Democratic.


GravatarPettitte said he tried HGH on two occasions

Which he found on a toilet seat.


Gravatarquestion for the question box, why do we pick on Kevin Bacon? Did he do something wrong? I realize this is probably a completely dumb-ass question, but it's one I've never known the answer to.


GravatarResult: Bush annihilates Dr. Ozone.

Does someone wanna give this clod a book, or what?


GravatarWhen Congress goes home, do the DC staffers get a vacation as well, or do they still have to show up at the office?

I'm guessing they all go home, but I'll know for sure in a few days!


Gravatar"Uncle B, oh yeah, I am."

excellent.

me - my principal is trying a new way to fuck with me. Union rep says shut up and let him try cause we can get him then.

he very clearly has cherrypicked some stuff to get me. was told it won't work.


GravatarHecate, not to mention WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too much traffic as well.  The carpool lane northbound hasn't been expanded to the pass yet.


GravatarPud's parents are coming down off moonshine and qualudes and try to conceive at a Superfund site.

Result______

This fuckwad.


GravatarGoddam aquadots.

If it Pettite, then he was taking "jesus juice".


GravatarWalterNeff, you forgot "you troll!".


GravatarWe pick on Kevin Bacon for the same reason we pick on NTodd.


GravatarSarah D, I get the impression that Mr. Bacon is in on the joke and enjoys it greatly


GravatarPettitte said he tried HGH on two occasions

Goddam aquadots.
JeffCO


i'm pretty sure that was GHB in the dots, making your kids hallucinate and sweat for six hours while bursting with energy, but not taller and stronger.


GravatarTo detect narcotics trafficking, for example, the government has
been collecting the phone records of thousands of Americans and others
inside the United States who call people in Latin America, according to
several government officials who spoke on the condition of anonymity
because the program remains classified.




Um. This is illegal. And is going to make the price of pot shoot way up.

Uh, our smoke comes from the great northwest.  Those CIA planes loaded with cocaine that keep crashing in Mexico, probably have unlisted numbers.


GravatarI figured you'd rather be the guy being tied up

I follow Hitler's maxim: submit your demands in installments.


GravatarBush IS too fucking stupid to be president. Liberals proven absolutely correct.

Gore was right all along.


Gravatarσ = fuck off, pud


GravatarTed Hitler is quite cunning.


GravatarWhen Congress goes home, do the DC staffers get a vacation as well, or do they still have to show up at the office?
Diane C. Barking-Mad


On Christmas, 1993, I took the day off and did not go into the office. The next day I found that my computer had been stolen.

I've always gone into the office on every day ever since if only for a few minutes.


GravatarUncle Blodge, and there are people who tell me that labor unions are so passe.




Gravatar"Dr. Ozone"

???


Gravatarme - my principal is trying a new way to fuck with me. Union rep says shut up and let him try cause we can get him then.

he very clearly has cherrypicked some stuff to get me. was told it won't work.
Uncle Blodge, Urban Teacher | 12.15.07 - 7:59 pm | #


And people say that teachers unions don't care about students.


Gravatarquestion for the question box, why do we pick on Kevin Bacon?

One word: Footloose.


Gravatari'm pretty sure that was GHB in the dots, making your kids hallucinate and sweat for six hours while bursting with energy, but not taller and stronger.

They hallucinated about being taller and stronger.


Gravatarsallyh and bop - oh, good - thanks. I always kind of liked him, so I'm happy to hear this.


Gravatarwhy do we pick on Kevin Bacon?

Cause it's fun. I don't think he minds. He really doesn't strike me as a petulant dick, like Tom Cruise.


GravatarAnd Sarah M'Deere: 6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon.


Gravatarwhy do we pick on Kevin Bacon?

Thank you sir, may I have another!


GravatarThey hallucinated about being taller and stronger.

One pill makes you...


GravatarKevin Bacon will punch you so hard he'll kill your whole family.


GravatarI'm throwing my full support behind gary in fl.


GravatarOne word: Footloose.
NTodd, Beaten by Dana

oh, well, *that*...


Gravatarwhy do we pick on Kevin Bacon?

We're Kosher?


Gravatar"Uncle Blodge, and there are people who tell me that labor unions are so passe."

yeah.

actually, the students have caught on and they do NOT like it. Why should the teachers that care about them get shit? they tell me every year he cleans house...


GravatarWhy can't the kids dance. It's their prom night.

Christopher Penn wanted to dance. His brother endorsed DK btw.


Gravatarhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ Six..._of_Kevin_Bacon


GravatarI'm throwing my full support behind gary in fl.
bop


Well don't get in front of him.


GravatarKEVIN BACON KNOWS WHAT HE DID


GravatarThank you sir, may I have another!

I quoted Animal House in my e-mail to students when I canceled this morning's class session: My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

Some of them got it.


GravatarI'm throwing my full support behind gary in fl.

He's running on rhetoricals!


Gravatarpud | Homepage | 12.15.07 - 8:01 pm | #

waiting for you to show a sign you give a fuck.


GravatarIn 2007, Bacon started a charitable organization named SixDegrees.org.

This is nice!


GravatarThat tears it. I'm supporting Edwards.


GravatarThank the Goddess that Econ 102 is here to tell us about 6 degrees of kb. Otherwise, no one would know about that.

/Rolls eyes


GravatarChristopher Penn wanted to dance. His brother endorsed DK btw.

His other brother wisely married Aimee Mann. Sadly, he himself chose to die.


GravatarPresented for your amusement.

Smak Dem Christians Down

Safe for work if you don't work for Pat Robertson, or some damned megachurch or Huckabee or suchlike.


GravatarREMAIN CALM!  ALL IS WELL!


GravatarI'm concerned that the democrats aren't thoughtful enough about people of faith....


Gravatarwhy do we pick on Kevin Bacon?

I think it was because his name sorta rhymes with separation. So six degrees of separation became six degrees of Kevin Bacon -- and he was in a shitload of movies at the time.


GravatarKevin Bacon will punch you so hard he'll kill your whole family.

Six Degrees of Chuck Norris?


GravatarI actually enjoy Michael Penn's music.

There. I said it.


GravatarI'm throwing my full support behind gary in fl.

A move known around the wet labs as the "buns-on burner."


GravatarLet's call this song exactly what it is.

Crap.


GravatarSix Degrees of Chuck Norris?

Dude. Diner.


Gravatar"Thank the Goddess that Econ 102 is here to tell us about 6 degrees of kb. Otherwise, no one would know about that."

Someone asked.


GravatarThat tears it. I'm supporting Edwards.
DaveinRI


Awesome! We need a Democratic nominee.


GravatarREMAIN CALM!  ALL IS WELL!

You know, when I tell my family that, they assume there's a kitchen fire.


GravatarI think it was because his name sorta rhymes with separation.

Yes. And...oh, just read the fucking Wiki link.


GravatarI actually enjoy Michael Penn's music.

There. I said it.
trifecta


His live show leaves a lot to be desired, IMO. That said, I like his music enough to have gone in the first place.

"Take me to Walter Reed tonight
Baby, I've lost the will for fighting
Over everything..."


GravatarOK, time for my supper, although I don't have a clue as what it will be tonight.

I'll be back later, but in the meantime, I do have Bonus Critter Blogging up.


Gravatarok got to go for a bit be back asap.

smack a troll for me willya?


GravatarOne pill makes you...
NTodd, Beaten by Dana

Cialis. I think she'll know.


GravatarI actually enjoy Michael Penn's music.

Why actually? And why did you draw the curtains with knots that I've yet to untie?

Recall his Walter Reed song?


GravatarDude. Diner.

Nobody appreciates my humor, or me.

[preheats oven]


GravatarCialis. I think she'll know.

Fucking Alice...


GravatarYup. I liked his walter reed song.

I bought March when it came out in 1989.
Brave New World, No Myth, This & That were all great songs


Gravatar"I think it was after it was pointed out to me that the people who would be raped in prison were DFH and liberals like me."

Learn you some of that 'kung fu' that they don't teach in some damn storefront "dojo", due to liability concerns.

You make some mofo with his dick out eat his own eyeballs, ain't NO ONE in the joint going to try that kind of thing with you again.


GravatarYes. And...oh, just read the fucking Wiki link.

Ya know -- sometimes people are typing their comments when someone else posts theirs. So excuse the hell out of me.


GravatarWhen I first returned to the states - in 1972 - went to see Animal House in a Eugene, Oregon theater (where the film was partially shot). When Kevin Bacon's name appeared on screen at the beginning I said WTF? - I had a brother named Kevin Bacon who lived in Oregon who I hadn't seen in 8 years. I spent the whole movie looking for him - and, of course, it turned out to be a different KB.


GravatarNobody appreciates my humor, or me. [preheats oven] NTodd

I suggest a very large drip pan. Ego is quite fatty.


GravatarKevin Bacon was in one of the Friday the 13th movies too I think.


GravatarYa know -- sometimes people are typing their comments when someone else posts theirs. So excuse the hell out of me.

Um...I wasn't dissing you.

Jesus, my Mighty Reputation is so, uh...Mighty that people assume I'm being a dick when I'm not! Clearly my work is done here...


GravatarKevin Bacon was in Wild Things which also starred Denise Richards.

See, I'd stop right there.


GravatarOkay peeps, I gotta go to a party ....


GravatarOkay peeps, I gotta go to a party ....
racymind


Have fun, we're just gonna hang out here with Miss March.


GravatarKevin Bacon looks like he might smoke.


GravatarKevin Bacon was in Wild Things which also starred Denise Richards. See, I'd stop right there.

Why am I suddenly craving Campbell's cream of bacon?


GravatarI suggest a very large drip pan. Ego is quite fatty.

My ass is almost as fatty as my ego these days. This might just be the way to set my entire house on fire...


Gravatarhang on - it was 1976


GravatarI suggest a very large drip pan. Ego is quite fatty.
JeffCO |


Just got here. Trying to write a song, and I like this line a lot...


Gravatarand: later that day I was at a Creation Coalition event because Bill o'reilly was there and media matters was passing out fliers.

Alec Baldwin was like "you think this [o'reilly] guy's a buffoon? There are bigger buffoons then he is out there..."


GravatarWhy am I suddenly craving Campbell's cream of bacon?

I'd never eat that...


Gravatarpeople assume I'm being a dick when I'm not!

Sorry if I assumed you were a dick when you were, in fact, dickless. I've been in a bad mood all day waiting to see if my last script has been killed by a fucking toy company as too intense for kids -- after they approved the premise, the outline, and the first draft.


GravatarAdd lead to the script Toon. The toy companies love lead associated with their products.

(bad joke)


GravatarKevin Bacon was in one of the Friday the 13th movies too I think.
trifecta


The very first one.


GravatarMr. Neff?

1978.


GravatarJesus, my Mighty Reputation is so, uh...Mighty that people assume I'm being a dick when I'm not! Clearly my work is done here...

I've decided to stop being wet.


GravatarAdd lead to the script Toon. The toy companies love lead associated with their products.

(bad joke)
trifecta


Heavy.


GravatarSorry if I assumed you were a dick when you were, in fact, dickless.

Must. Avoid. Ghostbusters. Reference.

I've been in a bad mood all day waiting to see if my last script has been killed by a fucking toy company as too intense for kids -- after they approved the premise, the outline, and the first draft.

That fucking sucks. And reminds me of a paper I wrote about the Spanish Armada for Mrs S in 8th grade English. Fucking smegma-brained whore, she was.


GravatarNobody appreciates my humor, or me. [preheats oven] NTodd

You might appreciate this:  I have a colleague who's new this semester.  I dragged in a few homemade goodies the other day.  For the most part, people seemed to attack them as if they were still starving grad students, except for my newest colleague.

I said, is there something I could make that you'd like?  He looked at the floor and seemed very embarrassed.  "Well," he began, "my mom was never a baker, but every Christmas, she'd make those Pillsbury Slice and Bake sugar cookies and we'd frost them."

I promised him that at Monday's meeting, I'd make sure he'd get some.


Gravatarlater that day I was at a Creation Coalition event


Things you never expect to hear Atrios say . . . .


GravatarAdd lead to the script Toon. The toy companies love lead associated with their products.

Lead is what killed my Hot Wheels series with Mattel. True story.


GravatarSo was Cowboy Clarence aka Larry Fishburne in the second or third.


GravatarEzra Klein is already 15? I thought he was 11.


GravatarThat fucking sucks. And reminds me of a paper I wrote about the Spanish Armada for Mrs S in 8th grade English. Fucking smegma-brained whore, she was.
NTodd, Beaten by Dana


I had a "500 Word Essay" class in college where the first 5 of 8 papers didn't count. I wrote them all in class and got A's on all of them. The first "real" paper comes up and I worked my ass off on it and got a C. I blew off the last 2 and wrote them in class as well and got A's.

Total for 8 papers: 7 A's and a C. Final Grade: B.

Asshole prof.


GravatarDon't go be askin' for ice cream in a wingnut establishment, unless Billy Jack has your back


GravatarJust got here. Trying to write a song, and I like this line a lot...

Morrissey already did: "All over Battersea, some hope and some despair - your ego is for me quite fatty..."


GravatarThat fucking sucks. And reminds me of a paper I wrote about the Spanish Armada for Mrs S in 8th grade English. Fucking smegma-brained whore, she was.

That does suck, Toonscribe, and it reminds *me* of a story my brother just told me to cheer me up when I didn't get included in a show I wanted, about how long it took George Lucas to get American Graffiti made 'cause all the suits said 'No' 'cause they thought it was about FEET!


Gravatarlater that day I was at a Creation Coalition event


Things you never expect to hear Atrios say . . . .
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator


Booda Babies. Hartz Canvas Dollies

Enough said. Merry Christmas.
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GravatarMust. Avoid. Ghostbusters. Reference.

I worked on the Ghostbusters cartoon series. Michael Strazinski was the story editor. So I have 2 degrees of Kevin Bacon from everyone in B5.


GravatarI think the bacon needs to be at least 212 degrees, to avoid trichinosis.


Gravatarthat last post is freaking alarming and exactly right. The US is like the old USSR with propoganda instead of news - government secrecy - loss of rights at the slightest provocation - the "privellaged classes" - kevin bacon to take the edge off?

There must be guys in the Kremlin kicking themselves for not employing hired terrorists to strike US interests in the bad old days of the cold war - I'm sure they never guessed the US would turn into a nation of screaming ninnies over the POSSIBILTY of a few convenentional bombs -


GravatarMan...an hour on the phone with my sister and my Mom calling for the third time today.

My ear hurts.


GravatarThat fucking sucks. And reminds me of a paper I wrote about the Spanish Armada for Mrs S in 8th grade English. Fucking smegma-brained whore, she was. NTodd

Is there a topic you haven't written about? You realize I hope that Econtroll is merely the manifestation of your shadow?


Gravatar78? my memory is clearly failing


GravatarSo I've had a busy day, repairing an accordion among other things.


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I said, is there something I could make that you'd like? He looked at the floor and seemed very embarrassed. "Well," he began, "my mom was never a baker, but every Christmas, she'd make those Pillsbury Slice and Bake sugar cookies and we'd frost them."

I promised him that at Monday's meeting, I'd make sure he'd get some.

Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere


Did I mention I found the receipt for Nutella Biscotti?
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Gravatar"Well," he began, "my mom was never a baker, but every Christmas, she'd make those Pillsbury Slice and Bake sugar cookies and we'd frost them."

LOL.


GravatarCowboy Curtis


GravatarI've been in a bad mood all day waiting to see if my last script has been killed by a fucking toy company as too intense for kids -- after they approved the premise, the outline, and the first draft. Toonscribe

I can't believe anyone could object to The Mattel Mars Bar Quick Energy Chocobot Hour.


Gravatarlater that day I was at a Creation Coalition event





Things you never expect to hear Atrios say . . . .

oh, I don't know, I've seen some strange thingies on that grill.


GravatarGeorge Bush benefited greatly from 9/11/2001. And the oil companies have profited mightily from his response.

Coincidences are funny things.


Gravatarennui
en nuit


Gravatarbtw, Robin Hood(the Errol Flynn version) in on TCM for the umpteenth time.


GravatarFacesitting ponygirl cheerleaders with uncontrollable urination.
In space.


Gravatarennui
en nuit
Econ 102

On wii?


GravatarIs there a topic you haven't written about? You realize I hope that Econtroll is merely the manifestation of your shadow?

Sadly, I am but shadowy ref...uh, ask Richard.

Anyway, we were studying Elizabethan shit because of that Billy Shakes guy, and I'd done this 3-level fucking outline with lotsa detail about shipping technology of the time, weapons, tactics, the politics involved, etc. Mrs S approved. Then after toiling over the goddamned thing for weeks, which was totally cool because it was a neat subject but damn I hate writing papers almost as much as I hate grading them fuckfuckfuck, she gives me a goddamned C and every other fucking comment was "is this detail necessary?" Of course, the other comments were "please expand your thoughts."

And people wonder why I comment the way I do. My scars, they have not healed. Mostly because I pick at the scabs.


GravatarNutella Biscotti Recipe
3-4 Dozen
1 hour 20 min prep
2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
2 tablespoons cocoa
1/2 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon salt
3 large eggs
1 cup sugar
1/2 cup nutella
1/2 cup chocolate chips
1/2 cup hazelnuts (optional)
1. Preheat oven to 350°F. 2. Sift together flour, cocoa, baking powder, baking soda and salt in a medium bowl. 3. Beat eggs in a large bowl until rothy. 4. Add sugar and continue beating on high for 2 minutes. 5. Stir in Nutella. 6. Add flour mixture to egg mixture and stir until well combined. 7. Stir in chocolate chips and hazelnuts, if using. 8. Divide dough into 2 or 3 logs with well floured hands and arrange on a parchment lined baking sheet. Press logs into rectangles approximately 1/2 inch thick. 9. Bake at 350F for 20 minutes. 10. Remove from oven. 11. Turn down oven heat to 300°F. 12. Using a serrated knive, cut logs into 1/3-1/2 inch slices. Arrange on baking sheet and return to oven. 13. Bake for 10-12 minutes, turn biscotti over and bake an additional 10-12 minutes (depending on the thicknes of your slices). 14. Remove to a wire rack to cool. Store in an airtight container.


Gravatar78? my memory is clearly failing -WalterNeff

If only there were a movie-based website with all manner of interesting facts and figures regarding the movie business that had been publishing since Keaton was riding the rails in The General....


GravatarOr FPCw/UU meet the Foreign Objects.


GravatarFacesitting ponygirl cheerleaders with uncontrollable urination.
In space.


I have that on my iPod.


Gravatar
If only there were a movie-based website with all manner of interesting facts and figures regarding the movie business that had been publishing since Keaton was riding the rails in The General....


I have a blog.


Gravatar My scars, they have not healed. Mostly because I pick at the scabs.
NTodd, Beaten by Dana


You're making me hungry.


GravatarRobin Hood(the Errol Flynn version) in on TCM for the umpteenth time.

I love when Bugs shows up.


GravatarMrs S could've been Miss Shields...


GravatarGWPDA, can I use Dutch-processed cocoa?


GravatarI need to go inject lizard spit into my belly. Then - dinner.

What a hell of a life, eh?
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GravatarI can't believe anyone could object to The Mattel Mars Bar Quick Energy Chocobot Hour.

And I can't believe that they canceled Kidz Newz for that!

And I'm thinking about getting this for my sister.

Yeah, she likes metal.


GravatarRadar .


GravatarNutella Biscotti

Ask simels sometime to talk about how he hooked up with her at Studio 54.


GravatarGWPDA, can I use Dutch-processed cocoa?
Karin


Wy on earth not?
.


GravatarAlec Baldwin was like "you think this [o'reilly] guy's a buffoon? There are bigger buffoons then he is out there..."
Atrios

*
O'Reilly's 2007 buffoonery puts him in the running for top dog.


GravatarAh fuddddddgggggggeeeee.

Zapette's putting in the John Denver/Muppets x-mas album.

Gosh help me.


GravatarYou're making me hungry.

Remember that "grosser than gross" joke about scabs and cornflakes?


Gravatarsince Keaton was riding the rails in The General....
JeffCO


My old lost grav was from that flick's movie poster. The silent comedians were really very well vaudeville trained acrobats. Even Fatty Arbuckle.


Gravatar78? my memory is clearly failing


Sorry, dude.  It's true.


GravatarRadar

We've got a thing that's called something like that.


GravatarOnly Zap didn't say fudge...


GravatarIt’s Dumond, not Drummond.

Guess you guys care so goddamned much that you get the name wrong all the time…
you know right wing sites are the only one to spell his name wrong, and did so for a very long time.

It isn’t helping the google searches on Huckabee now. Word is out.

Mike Huckabee should propose tax cuts for rapists, instead of freedom for rapists.
Then the GOP would vote for him in droves.

He would have lost an election in Arkansa to Jimmie Lou Fioscher, onlyh e had a compliant Scaife- and Murdoch-owned swath of protection from the issue, in addition to Cox Cable(swift boaters) helping keep the item off the airwaves…so the Democratic candidate cranked up a direct mail campaign.

Huckabee used illegal methods to block that in the postal service.

That’s right, massive Federal Mail Fraud. Lucky for Huckabee the DoJ changed a prosecutor in his state and put a gag order on Republican lawbreaking prosecution… (Balloon Juice comment)


GravatarAbout a year or so after Nelson Mandela got out of prison, I was sitting my office doing some paperwork.

One of the people I worked with poked his head and said, "hey Nelson Mandela is down the hall, would you like to meet him?"

I said, "sure, why not."

It was just luck, he was there to see some other people on my floor.


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Michael Strazinski was the story editor.


I once got into a major argument with him on a comic book newsgroup. At the time, he was writing the Amazing Spider-Man, but he couldn't make a deadline to save his life. It was normally a monthly book, but his issues were only coming out a few times a year at that point, something I was ragging on him for. Anyway, he stormed off when I pointed that he'd have fired any writer who'd treated their B5 deadlines the way he was treating his own.


GravatarOnly Zap didn't say fudge...

I said thee word...


GravatarYou lucky, lucky, dog, CoT.


Gravatar[X]

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So I've had a busy day, repairing an accordion among other things.

My sister married a German Catholic from Hayes, Ks.  Used to go to big Polka
thingies & got to know a couple of Accordion players.
One had just bought a new station wagon to haul his gear.  One day he went shopping & forgot to lock the rear door where his accordion was stored. When he got back to his car he noticed the back door slightly ajar.  Fearing the worst, he ran to see..

and his worst fear was realized.......


yep he found three more accordions.



GravatarRadar .


Just gonna fuckin' rain here tomorrow.

stoopit snowstorm fakeout.


GravatarI think we're laying low on Huckabee until the general election because he's the most easily defeated candidate evah!


GravatarAlways try to meet people who just turn up to meet other, more important people down the hall. You'll be happy and they won't care.
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Gravatar
I have a blog.


I'm sure it'll come out with club soda.


GravatarWhat's the name of that style of jazz where all the instruments are riffing at once and suddenly they stop and one guy hits a cow bell and then they start up again?


GravatarW.C.Fields was an awesome juggler. The hand-eye coordination stunts of the early film comedians are astonshing.

Some are on Youtube.


GravatarIt was just luck, he was there to see some other people on my floor. Culture of TrÜth

I'm pretty sure he didn't think it was funny when you locked him in one of the offices.


GravatarOne of the people I worked with poked his head and said, "hey Nelson Mandela is down the hall, would you like to meet him?"

I said, "sure, why not."


Damn, that's cool.

When we used to rent a limo from IAD to our gig at the USPTO, our driver usually was Steve, who owned the company, and used to be the security/convoy guy for Mandela. He told me lots of stuff about convoy strategy and security. He also worked for other leaders.

Started out as a busboy when he first came to the country.


GravatarJust gonna fuckin' rain here tomorrow.

stoopit snowstorm fakeout.

watertiger


Make Nutella Biscotti.
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GravatarJust gonna fuckin' rain here tomorrow.

stoopit snowstorm fakeout.

watertiger


You can have the ice storm I just scraped off my car.


GravatarWhat's the name of that style of jazz where all the instruments are riffing at once and suddenly they stop and one guy hits a cow bell and then they start up again?
shoe


Death Metal?


GravatarRichard, maybe this was the impetus he needed.


GravatarI thought that when that Dumond thing got out into the ether that Huckabee would drop out of the race.

Goes to show what I know.


GravatarI once parked Al Pacino's car at Cal-Neva Casino up in Tahoe. He got out of the car with a hooker on each arm but when he got back in the car he drove off without leaving a tip, the cheap freakin' midget that he is.


GravatarDear East Coasties, it's in the 60s and sunny here...


GravatarI hope you wipe and wash your hands after you've blogged, NTodd


GravatarWhat's the name of that style of jazz where all the instruments are riffing at once and suddenly they stop and one guy hits a cow bell and then they start up again?
shoe


The Blue Oyster Cult Orchestra, conducted by Paul Whiteman.


Gravatarlater that day I was at a Creation Coalition event

adam and eve rode dinosaurs doods!


GravatarMiss March. hmmm. Is he meant for me?


GravatarI must go inject my lizard spit.....


GravatarWhat's the name of that style of jazz where all the instruments are riffing at once and suddenly they stop and one guy hits a cow bell and then they start up again?
shoe


Alpenjazz


GravatarSpeaking of NYC,

I found this great video from 1929 of Broadway from end to end.

From City Skip. Great urban studies blog.


GravatarWhat's the name of that style of jazz where all the instruments are riffing at once and suddenly they stop and one guy hits a cow bell and then they start up again?
shoe


Are you sure that isn't a typewriter?


GravatarBeatlejazz?


Gravatarand his worst fear was realized.......

yep he found three more accordions.


LOL, I used to have another I was trying to give away, and late one night here, several years back, Backslider expressed a wish to learn how to play the accordion, so I offered it to him. The next day, he couldn't remember anything about it. He said he must have been really drunk..............


GravatarMy farts lack substance.


GravatarIt looks like the Steelers and Browns will be tied after tomorrow.

TDTFJM


GravatarWow, Zap. Great video, thanks.


Gravatarthe cheap freakin' midget that he is.

considering there were 2 hookers, he's also a cheap midget freak


GravatarTDTFJM

LSMFT
EGBDF
PEMDAS
ROYGBIV


GravatarI consider it unlucky because I didn't have my camera and didn't ask anyone to take my picture.

Nor did I when I was hanging with Al Gore, or Bill Clinton. Or Elizabeth Edwards.*

My office has no fun pix, so sad.

Mandela was incredibly polite and humble. He thanked me for all my efforts to free him -- mistaking me for someone else.


*I did get her to write an


GravatarThe dixieland jazz played by Bechet is a predecessor of metal.


GravatarIt looks like the Steelers and Browns will be tied after tomorrow.

Dog doesn't love me that much.


GravatarJust gonna fuckin' rain here tomorrow.

stoopit snowstorm fakeout.

If you pray, maybe it will go to Atlanta.


GravatarI love the original Robin Hood, it's incredibly politically subversive.


Gravatar

I found this great video from 1929 of Broadway from end to end.

From City Skip. Great urban studies blog.
Zap Rowsdower | Homepage | 12.15.07 - 8:40 pm | #


That's cool. Weirdly white though.


GravatarGreat video, thanks.

You bet.

They've also got a great old commercial that the MTA put out for riding the train to the 1967 (I think) World's Fair. It's pretty funny.


Gravatar considering there were 2 hookers, he's also a cheap midget freak
Karin


If I were ever to buy a hooker I'll be damned if I wouldn't buy two. I can get one gal for free.


Gravatarlipreader | 12.15.07 - 8:43 pm

Yes they do. Econ 102 has inspected them closely and finds them lacking.


Gravatarsheets


GravatarWeirdly white though.

Yeah, but hardly shocking.


GravatarDownload some Southwest music, Texas Tornados, you'll never listen to an accordion again without Salsa, Tamales, and Tequila...

believe me, accordions rock!


Gravatar KID WHO SOUNDS LIKE JOHNNY CASH

scroll down a bit.


GravatarOT
freaking Isreali leadership
JERUSALEM - Israel's public security minister warned Saturday that a U.S. intelligence report that said Iran is no longer developing nuclear arms could lead to a regional war that would threaten the Jewish state.


GravatarI once got into a major argument with him on a comic book newsgroup.

I sorta contradicted him the first time we actually met. I'd already done 4 or 5 Ghostbuster scripts and dropped by his office one day. We were chatting amicably -- glad-to-finally-met-you-face-to-face and all that -- when a young new writer dropped in to talk about the problems he was having getting premises approved. Strazinski told him to think of some kind of personal story to have the characters involved in, etc -- the usual Toonwriting 101 BS. Then he looked at me and said "that's how you do it, isn't it?" I said no -- I try to think of a ghost/supernatural being you haven't used yet and come up with the main character personal story to fit the parameters of the ghost. I don't think he was too pleased with my answer, but I did 3 or 4 more scripts after that.


GravatarTDTFJM

LSMFT
EGBDF
PEMDAS
ROYGBIV
JeffCO


(I don't think he noticed.)


GravatarIf we recall correctly PEMDAS is something cool but we cannot recall correctly what it is. We add
dillligaf
and
He Likes Beer But Cannot Obtain Food.


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My farts lack substance.





GravatarI found this great video from 1929 of Broadway from end to end.

Wonderful vid, Zap, thanks. I like how the farmers were plowing with horses right outside the city limits.

At the very beginning, the camera comes up to a well manicured crossroads in front of a huge house.


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My farts lack substance.




1Watt, Hermit |


I'm not sure what that's about, but it can't be good....


GravatarI am so g-damned tired of not being able to eat anything beyond three bites of food.
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Gravatargod I hated that movie


GravatarThat was *great*!

Thanks!


Gravatarkudos to Kyra for speaking out against the chimp


Gravataryes, yes, but who will Ron Silver endorse?


GravatarKyra Sedgwick is seriously hot. Mega hot. She has the... um... posteriors and legs of a goddess... and a beautiful face.

She's HOT. Did I mention she's hot?


GravatarI could tell the story about how years ago Kenny Rogers almost killed me twice in the same day.


GravatarHis band was surprisingly good at the DNC - happened to see it as a volunteer


GravatarMy one degree of KB: taking the bus (the bus?) up Broadway on the Upper West Side in about 1996, saw a long-haired kid get off the bus in front of me who looked to be about twelve years old, wearing black Converse hi-tops and short jeans and a backwards baseball cap. He headed the same direction I was going, with an odd bounce in his walk, and I kind of stared at him as he went trying to figure out what his deal was. About three blocks up, he turned East on about 91st street, and I realized it was Kevin Bacon.


GravatarI saw Kevin Bacon & a couple of kids just as I got off the bus in Seattle, 5th avenue in front of Westlake Center--his jeans were totally sewn on and that was several years ago before skinny jeans made a comeback. It was cool.

But an Edwards sighting would be even cooler.


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