I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
World Fucking Champions
Fast new sheets! I win!
freakish
*shakes fist at Just Another Zero* 
Yep, Josh is all over it.
There is nothing more vicious than a frightened, cornered animal.
More sheets
bill | 11.01.08 - 10:43 am | #
sheets again
billy b | Homepage | 11.01.08 - 10:43 am | #
Try again:
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bill | 11.01.08 - 10:43 am | #
sheets again
billy b | Homepage | 11.01.08 - 10:43 am | #
Now that's just weird...
Shouldn't much matter but:
It reminds the low information voters (aka mouthbreathers) he's BLACK and he has a passle of AFRICAN and quite POSSIBLY MUSLIM relatives who are here ILLEGALLY
No sheets I can reach.
I wonder if Moe's read the WaPo Moose Railway story this morning.
My wife just got back from yoga.
I have to shower with her now, and apply massage therapy.
Rat fucking a little old lady.
How low can they go?
And this is supposed to make me not vote for That One how?
thank you, toonscribe:
A Nancy Sinatra reference. Noice.
Toonscribe: Obama/Biden 08 | 11.01.08 - 10:43 am |
yay! you got it even with my dangling clause!
ina, typo city | Homepage | 11.01.08 - 10:45 am |
Let me try this again...
A lovely morning with a tinge of a Halloween hangover.
Tell me about it.
Plus, black people are voting!
Whole carloads are showing up at the polls, frightening all the white McCain supporters away!
I wonder if Moe's read the WaPo Moose Railway story this morning.
GWPDA
Huh? Wha?
Is that aloe vera by your stoop, Moe?
this just in, tucker bounds is baghdad bob's nephew
http://news.yahoo.com/page/elect...-voter-
emotions
McCranky's backers are glum. How sad
Whole carloads are showing up at the polls, frightening all the white McCain supporters away!
Stinky
All ten of them?
I stole the pic from my sister, plantsman. She probably stole from someone else.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/
wp...8103102981.html
I thought the beer selection looked American.
RICO!
Morning, all.
Still a little jetlagged, so I don't really have the energy to blogwhore.
Although if you were to leave a comment over at the new Box Office I wouldn't be irked.
http://boxoffice.com/blogs/steve...special-
les.php
Remember when nobody cared that Obama went ahead and voted for the FISA bill because he's Jesus and will pay my mortgage for me? Well, apparently, that wasn't a fluke because his supporters will even help him out on oppo research by making unauthorized searches on his opponents in the files of such places as Ohio's child support agency.
So you wretched fistulae do believe in domestic spying after all! Good to know.
More John McCain supporters feel glum about the presidential campaign while more of Obama's are charged up over it, according to an Associated Press-Yahoo! News poll released Saturday.
Mah heart, she is bleeding.
http://thumbsnap.com/v/w02t8lCH.jpg
Here's the world's smallest violin and it's playing just for all those McCain supporters.
Islam is slavery.
More John McCain supporters feel glum about the presidential campaign while more of Obama's are charged up over it, according to an Associated Press-Yahoo! News poll released Saturday.
I hope they're so dejected they all stay the hell home.
It's going to take President Obama and his attorney general quite a while to flush out and remove the Bush/Rove/Cheney goombahs plugged in throughout the executive branch.
david sedaris, on "the undecideds:"
To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. “Can I interest you in the chicken?” she asks. “Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?”
To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.
Obama voted to strip retroactive immunity from the FISA, exactly as he said he would. That Amendment failed.
ANY kind of religious fanaticism is slavery.
McCranky's backers are glum. How sad
bill
Sad, and in the case of a regular troll who's presently lurking, exceedingly venomous and bitter, and accusing liberals of committing his own sins.
Islam is slavery.
And time is money and the future is an undiscovered country and Toby is a stupid name.
I'm a little peeved about this: why are we seeing 8-hour lines to vote EARLY in Georgia?
Disenfranchisement by resource allocation.
ignore the idiot in the red leotard and pink ballet shoes
it's only Toby
please don't feed the animals
GWPDA-- that's quite a glorification of the line. I take the thing every now and then, and don't have any moose stories at all. But, one New Year's Eve, I was on when it derailed 3K from the Halifax station. We had to sit on the thing for two hours, waiting for them to right the engine. Missing our New Year's Eve parties, and they wouldn't even open the bar car back up. Bastards.
So you wretched fistulae do believe in domestic spying after all! Good to know.
Toby Petzold
You realize, Dogburner, that when Obama sics the FBI on you, the agents will be disgusted beyond words.
So, if the GOP decides to go nuclear and file frivolous lawsuits next week, what say we show up at the various courthouses with signs that read:
COUNTRY FIRST
Still a little jetlagged,
LIAR!
Toby is a stupid name.
Pere Ubu
not for a shih tzu.
noblejoanie - there won't be need for law suits. It will be a landlside for Obama.
new study shows tucker bounds is joe isuzu's younger brother
Did y'all ever figure out how electing a socialist is supposed to fix our economy?
new study shows tucker bounds is joe isuzu's younger brother
tofubo
He reminds me of that character Jon Lovitz used to do.
The Pathological Liar.
(Yeah, that's the ticket!)
Tucker Bounds: Now Truth-free, for his convenience.
noblejoanie - there won't be need for law suits. It will be a landlside for Obama.
Jill
Shhh.
Eight years of the fascist Bush regime was so good for the economy.
/snark
not for a shih tzu.
I always thought of Toby as more of a shits himself.
Yes, public works infrastructure programs provide millions of jobs.
terry, that was gonna be my next downthread post
recently confirmed:
tucker bounds is tommy flanagan's illegitamate love child
Moe - about moose. Everybody goes on about all the moose on the way up to Banff and that nabe, but all I ever see are moutons. I suspect there really is only one moose on each side of the country.
Wasn't our MBA President going to run the Country like a corporation?
After 8 years, that worked real well.
.
Further breaking news: Michelle Bachmann is an idiot:
According to the American Automobile Association (AAA), the nationwide average for a gallon of gas has fallen to $2.50 a gallon, which is a 19-month low. Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) has two simple explanations for the drop: offshore drilling and her own magical influence over the price of gas.
Oh, this election's going to be fun.
So, if the GOP decides to go nuclear and file frivolous lawsuits next week, what say we show up at the various courthouses with signs that read:
COUNTRY FIRST
noblejoanie
My sign will read "GET OVER IT." I've been waiting to throw that one back in their faces for 8 years.
Did y'all ever figure out how electing a socialist is supposed to fix our economy?
Toby Petzold
did you ever figure out how electing an mba fucked it up so bad?
okay. that's my troll-feeding limit for this month.
It should be mentioned that Nixon's domestic policies were exponentially more socialist than anything Obama will be able to enact.
It also should be pointed out that being a socialist has nothing to do with fixing the economy.
My sign will read "GET OVER IT." I've been waiting to throw that one back in their faces for 8 years.
Buzz Bomb
You betcha!
EUGENE V. DEBS FOR PRESIDENT!
Because when my taxes go up so that Obama can fund programs to pay some unemployable skank somewhere to squeeze out more future felons, I'm not going to like it.
I was not too pleased with "Sore/Loserman" in 2000.
fizzy beverage to It's just me again.
It also should be pointed out that being a socialist has nothing to do with fixing the economy.
billy b
The wingtards don't get it, billy.
They just don't get it.
Did y'all ever figure out how electing a socialist is supposed to fix our economy?
What's this "our economy", running dog?
You won't be worrying about any "economy" from the inside of a re-education camp.
Ah, the racism oozes out; of course.
Oh no, a troll will be unhappy. I guess I'd better vote GOP.
Toby's trying on his old shoes. They still stink
New Bruswick has put up a few hundred miles of moose fencing along the highways. That can't be good for the genetic health of the herd.
Doing my ohabouttwiceayear iTunes purchase:
Greyboy Allstars
Galactic
Ray Bryant
Michael Brecker
Brad Mehldau/Pat Metheney
Dr John
Deep Blue Organ Trio
Henry Butler
Larry Carlton/Lee Ritenour (so sue me)
Marcia Ball
Toby would have us believe that his taxes will go up, ergo he makes more than $250 grand per annum.
I find that amusing.
I'm not going to like it
...aaaaand we should care why?
OT- I loved Dr. John's Clear Spot LP.
I would much rather have my taxes for healthcare, fixing the infrastructure, helping the less fortunate, etc.
Not for vanity wars. Not for bailing out corporations.
Let the rich pay their fair share of taxes and I will be more than happy to pay mine.
Why is Fred Thompson robocalling my house for John Kerry's ineffectual opponent?
things like that bring back the popularity of the undercoat goat skin wine sack and individual liquor container
buy one now for a friend or loved one
better yet make one yourself ... might not help a helpless economy but it will give you a sense of achievement
you never really know when the next rail delay or train wreck is just around the corner
Crying "racism!" is not an actual rebuttal to anything, gristlehead. See how far that trick gets you six months from now.
Wasn't our MBA President going to run the Country like a corporation?
Yeah. Just like Harkin Energy, Enron, Leeman Bros., AIG, Chrysler, GM, etc.
"I'm not going to like it."
Who cares?
Ah, the racism oozes out; of course.
plantsman
in lean times the trolls always go back to basics.
Larry Carlton/Lee Ritenour (so sue me)
Larry and Lee?
That's a damn good album. I bought it when it first came out.
Meltdown in aisle 3.
Calling someone gristlehead is not much of a rebuttal either.
Toby Petzold, PO Box 99800 EmeryVille, CA 94662
Hmmm...
Meltdown in aisle 3.
Terry C - Obama/Biden 08
Maybe we should avoid stepping in it
Ah, the racism oozes out; of course.
plantsman
in lean times the trolls always go back to basics.
stoat
It has to be driving the knuckle-draggers even crazier than Obama's mom was white.
"Miscegnation!"
Oh no, a troll will be unhappy. I guess I'd better vote GOP.
underwhelm
They'll be happy as pigs in shit, with a Dem in the White House to constantly assail and slander. It'll be the glory years of the 90s all over again.
Plus, with Chimpy returned to civilian life, they'll finally be able to have that beer with him.
Win-win!
One of my favorite statistics is that 19% of the US population believes their income places them in the top 1% of returns.
This pretty much explains Conservative politics.
I am so sick of the Republican shit in the waning days of their rule. We are leaving town to go up on the North Shore to get away from it all. Can't take 'em anymore. Canada anyone?
Emeryville, the pit between Oakland and Berkeley.
Oops - that, not than.
steve simels regrets the error.
AP: Obama aunt from Kenya living illegally in US
WASHINGTON – Barack Obama's aunt, a Kenyan woman who has been quietly living in public housing in Boston, is in the United States illegally
This is stunning. The heartless sob can't even help his Black relatives. This could be a gamechanger.
A young boy asks his Indian chief father how he named his brother and sister. The chief says, "After your sister was born, I walked out and saw nothing but a Clear Blue Sky, and that's what I named her. When your brother was born, I walked out and saw a Big Purple Mountain. Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?"
They'll be happy as pigs in shit
An apt turn of phrase.
jack | 11.01.08 - 11:03 am
Fuck off. jack.
Plus, with Chimpy returned to civilian life, they'll finally be able to have that beer with him.
They should make him WALK back to Texas.
bubblehead Alex Witless offers Pukecannon hugs and kisses.
One of my favorite statistics is that 19% of the US population believes their income places them in the top 1% of returns.
what's really hilarious is that those who are actually in the top one percent generally like to pretend that they're 'somewhere in the upper middle.'
are you supporting your father's sister, jack?
Plus, with Chimpy returned to civilian life, they'll finally be able to have that beer with him.
Win-win!
Buzz Bomb | 11.01.08 - 11:03 am | #
Of course they'll have to pony up a $200,000 honorarium to have him
show up.
.
Calling someone gristlehead is not much of a rebuttal either.
plantsman
When all else fails, resort to personal insults.
Crying "racism!" is not an actual rebuttal to anything, gristlehead. See how far that trick gets you six months from now.
You are a green-teef, white trash cracker. That's the point.
What does six months from now have to do with anything?
This could be a gamechanger.
Um, no.
Larry and Lee?
That's a damn good album. I bought it when it first came out.
I heard a track from in on XM the other day and was quite captivated. Ritenour is very talented; he's just not so appealing when overproduced. (Well, that's true of everyone I guess)
Fresh linens await
They should make him WALK back to Texas.
Terry C - Obama/Biden 08
Do you think he'll really move back to Texas? I'm guessing Dubai
jack | 11.01.08 - 11:03 am
Tsk tsk...drunk THIS early in the day?
hey ... if you are enabled by our system of government to make that much goddamn money a year I think you should show some support
you don't have to like everyone that walks into your restaurant or party store but using the services of safety and the protection of your profits there's no way someone or "something" (corporation) should be able to avoid the rule of law and the equity of belonging
Do you think he'll really move back to Texas? I'm guessing Dubai
bill |
Paraguay
Hmmm. The only person that thinks this is a "game changer" is Juan Williams.
That oughta tell you everything you need to know right there.
Psst jack!
You were right.
I was born in Kenya, but don't tell anyone OK?
And don't forget to vote November 5th.
Like anyone gives two shits about Obama's aunt. Big fucking deal.
Is that all they've got? Pathetic.
Why is Fred Thompson robocalling my house for John Kerry's ineffectual opponent?
Jill
Desperation by the GOP?
Been seeing a lot of that these days.
Ritenour is very talented; he's just not so appealing when overproduced. (Well, that's true of everyone I guess)
Of the two, I am a bigger fan of Carlton's, but I have a lot of Rit's stuff too. I like his tribute stuff.
'Wes Bound' and 'A Twist of Jobim' are nice.
Disenfranchisement by resource allocation.
underwhelm | 11.01.08 - 10:52 am | #
See: Ohio 2004
My political career is over, for the GOP has leaked to the Swansea Weekly Shopper that I am the illegitimate son of Rickie Lee Jones and Leon Askin.
See for yourself!
Time for some late breakfast.
Y'all take care of your good selves, and thank for the early morning exercise.
Obama's DOJ is going to bust some fucking skulls.
I can't wait.
A county clerk in Colorado has finally done the right thing for the voters by removing a touch-screen voting machine from service, and quarantining it, after it was discovered to be flipping votes from one candidate to another. The failed machine in this case was a Diebold Accu-Vote, a frequent flipper.
Obama's DOJ is going to bust some fucking skulls.
I can't wait.
underwhelm
Note to self: Lay in a BIG supply of popcorn.
After the wealth is redistributed, I would like some of my tax dollars to be used to investigate and prosecute the leaders of the Republican party under RICO.
You know what else would be cool? Rocket boots!
they had an instant alert at all of McCain's houses to hide the illegally present house staff
All republithugs were warned (over the AP dogwhistle Hamm channel) to watch their asses and close off those beneath the stairway closets
I haven't been around here much...
and was shocked to see this place Troll Free...
and then I see ol' Toby
and realize that some things never change.
and Toby hasn't gotten one bit smarter!
"Note to self: Lay in a BIG supply of popcorn."
And buy lots of corn futures.
I was not too pleased with "Sore/Loserman" in 2000.
plantsman | 11.01.08 - 10:58 am | #
"McAin't/Failin" on Wednesday!! [knock on wood]
Revenge is sweet and best served cold.
Because when my taxes go up so that Obama can fund programs to pay some unemployable skank somewhere to squeeze out more future felons, I'm not going to like it.
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 11.01.08 - 10:58 am | #
Not only republicans will get tax breaks, tubby.
Why is Fred Thompson robocalling my house for John Kerry's ineffectual opponent?
Jill
Because the RNC pays double scale to voice-over actors? And he's the only one they could think of who would take the job?
Roddy
I was thinking an expedition to Mercury then with a little research and development money that magnetic skateboard in Back To The Future
beats Monica and Bill pez dispensers
(my last idea)
Why is Fred Thompson robocalling my house for John Kerry's ineffectual opponent?
Jill
Better than what we had to endure in North Jersey in 06.
Joe Piscopo.
How long will it take for Obama to get the crooks out of the Federal Government. Not the appointees, but the ones in Civil Service career jobs.
I think it will take over a year just to get an accounting of what has gone on, and all the crimes and theft presided over by the Bush administration.
some unemployable skank somewhere to squeeze out more future felons,
Toby, your problems with your Mom are not our concern.
some unemployable skank somewhere to squeeze out more future felons,
I don't like Barbara Bush either, but even I don't talk about her like that.
"you rule our world, big boy"-AP to Matt Drudge
Mother Jones recently detailed how political appointees "burrow" into civil service jobs, and the immigration judges are a great example of how Bush and Rove used the government of all the people for patronage for Republicans:
One of those cases involved a Justice Department official named Francis L. Cramer, who in 2004 was selected to be an immigration judge (a career job, unlike politically appointed positions on the federal bench). Beyond a six-month stint in the agency's Office of Immigration Litigation, Cramer's only apparent qualification for hearing asylum cases was his longtime friendship with Karl Rove.
Overall, at least 30 of the nation's more than 200 immigration judgeships were handed out through a flawed and illegal process that took into account the candidates' political leanings and Bush loyalty rather than their experience in the field of immigration (and, an analysis by the New York Times found, many of those judges have turned down asylum seekers at a higher rate than their colleagues).
FOAD! Jack Meoff
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