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You know sinofnian, maybe you should give those host that copy of the Ayn Rand novel you never finished. Tell them that the beer stain on the cover is actually Bill Bennett's ejaculate. They will love you forever and a day.
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That's entirely enough.
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Nice posting run, tho.
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beer to those trapped in wangs of republics.
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If she had written that for AFP, her name would read, "Sheryl Homosexual Stolberg."
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D, what did Goodhair's wife threaten?
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iirc, she caught him and a boi in bed together. she went running to a top flight divorce lawyer, but was persuaded by those unknown to me to keep the story private and remain in her Covenant. i'm sure jim baker and/or Titan/CACI were not involved in any way.
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It seems to me Reagan didn't surge until November, once it was clear he was gone soon.
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Question: Do you know if they actually READ these books or did they just buy them.
I know that it is one of those things where people buy books to "support the team" but never read them. A publisher told me that "nobody reads books any more they just talk about the ideas in them."
Sp ocko
Don't know for sure, but I have every reason to believe they've been read.
Did I mention they are Mormons?
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President Bush will speak on the Republican convention’s opening night in St. Paul, MN. The New York Times reports that while details were still being worked out, a joint McCain/Bush appearance is “highly unlikely.” One GOP representative, however, said that a better plan would involve Bush staying home:
“I don’t think there are a lot of people who want to see him at the convention,” said Mr. Rohrabacher, who is especially irked with Mr. Bush for his stance on immigration. He said the president “should stay home from the Republican convention, and everybody would be better off.”
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Larry has no cheezeburger, and he doesn't look happy about it.
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Do we have Gallup numbers on the popularity of Nancy Reagan's blow jobs?
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Did you know that psychological abuse is not covered by restraining orders?
They can't do a fucking thing unless you have been hit.
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Is that some occupied tejas special?
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If she had written that for AFP, her name would read, "Sheryl Homosexual Stolberg."
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Jeffraham Prestonian
AFA, actually. 
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Remember when they dragged Saint Ronald of the Monster Deficit's sorry old ass out for the 1992 GOP hatefest and it didn't do Poppy one bit of good?
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Sinfonian: AFA, actually.
Thank you! I stand corrected. WTF is AFP? Anyone know?
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It seems to me Reagan didn't surge until November, once it was clear he was gone soon.
If I were to speculate, I would say that Gallup, being the kind of bullshit poll it tends to be, wanted the old fool to go out with a bang so it tweaked the ratings.
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Did you know that psychological abuse is not covered by restraining orders?
They can't do a fucking thing unless you have been hit.
therealhusseinkitty
yes. from bitter experience. they also "can't" do a fucking thing about the support money you're supposed to be paid after you've survived long enough to get a divorce. i've got the bankruptcy papers, and bruises, to prove both. but there "is no patriarchy," i'm assured.
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AFP = Agence France-Presse.
Actually okay.
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“I don’t think there are a lot of people who want to see him at the convention,”
I hope he stays the fuck home from Obama's inauguration.
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Bill Bennet's wife gets DOJ grants over objections of reviewers:
http://www.washingtonindependent...ce-in-hot-
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from previous thread:
here in occupied tejas, the republics are proposing a two year "waiting period" for divorce unless you get counseling.
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That VW high MPG auto would be like driving in the day of 40 or 50 cent per gallon gasoline. Heck if this ends up being a diesel car and you had to pay 8 bucks a gallon the cost of fuel still would not matter much.
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If it had a ten gallon fuel tank it might cost some to fill it up, but than you'd only have to top it off after you'd driven over 2000 miles.
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agency france press, jefferson.
Did I mention they are Mormons?
Sinfonian,
forget the beer. here's some vodka. and mushrooms.
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Bill Bennet's wife gets DOJ grants over objections of reviewers:
Clearly she read her husband's book.
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Do we have Gallup numbers on the popularity of Nancy Reagan's blow jobs?
I wonder if the numbers increased significantly if she took her dentures out?
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From below:
Did you know that psychological abuse is not covered by restraining orders?
They can't do a fucking thing unless you have been hit.
therealhusse
My gynecologist has his patients fill out a questionairre and one question is "have you been abused" (the info is confidential).
I asked him to define abuse. He wanted to know what I meant.
I told him what went on around the time of my ex losing his mind and dumping me for someone he met on line.
Once he got the details, he said it was psychological and emotional abuse and as far as he was concerned, I was battered woman.
I wouldn't classify myself as battered, but I did get kicked around pretty good emotionally.
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We've been getting a decent amount of rain here in Dutchess County, NY, but god seems to want to make simels into a wet noodle.
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http://sg.news.yahoo.com/afp-wor...world-
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Sinfonian: Actually okay.
Oh! D'oh!
Yeah, I'm kinda surprised the French don't even have a word for "gay." 
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forget the beer. here's some vodka. and mushrooms.
chicago dyke, dope-free
gf's parents. She turned out fine.
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Surges are wonderful things, aren't they?
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there "is no patriarchy," i'm assured.
chicago dyke, dope-free
Anyone who thinks that is kidding themselves.
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I wouldn't classify myself as battered, but I did get kicked around pretty good emotionally.
Terry C
but did the divorce judge tell you to "stop whining" about it? that's the really fun part of our system, which of course in no way is a patriarchy.
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teh St. Ronnie SURGE is Working!
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That VW high MPG auto would be like driving in the day of 40 or 50 cent per gallon gasoline.
The commercial version of this is likely to only get 135 to 150 MPG.
FWIW, greenhouse gasses are directly proportional to mileage.
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President Bush will speak on the Republican convention’s opening night in St. Paul, MN.
That could be extra fun, considering RNC logistics plans leaked to web.
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Bill Bennet's wife gets DOJ grants over objections of reviewers:
I would have bet on a scandal like that existing.
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Less popular than Clinton, no?
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I wouldn't classify myself as battered, but I did get kicked around pretty good emotionally.
Terry C
but did the divorce judge tell you to "stop whining" about it? that's the really fun part of our system, which of course in no way is a patriarchy.
chicago dyke, dope-free
HOW did YOU know??????????
My divorce judge was a woman-hating prick!
The transportation center in Camden, NJ is named the Walter Rand Transportation Center.
The judge is his son. The GW Bush syndrome.
Snotty little rich kid.
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shawk: The commercial version of this is likely to only get 135 to 150 MPG.
FWIW, greenhouse gasses are directly proportional to mileage.
That'd still be better than a 50cc scooter gets, and probably pollute less, too... less than my 50, anyway, since it's a 2-stroke.
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Bush will speak on the Republican convention’s opening night in St. Paul, MN.
I so wish he shows up drunk and in a self-pitying mood.
Complete meltdown.
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yes. from bitter experience. they also "can't" do a fucking thing about the support money you're supposed to be paid after you've survived long enough to get a divorce. i've got the bankruptcy papers, and bruises, to prove both. but there "is no patriarchy," i'm assured.
Sorry to hear, Chi. Like we have separation of church and state, but couldn't get liquor in Kansas on Sunday, it's the underlying assumptions. In Stranger in a Strange Land, Heinlein talked about how "everybody knows" that cannabalism is wrong without it ever being said. As long as the assumption is that a woman's going to become "Mrs. Mansname" and waitstaff hand the check to the guy, it's a patriachy...
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WOOHOO!
Selma's Ice Cream Parlour is back in downtown Afton! This is a major landmark that's been closed for a year.
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Mormons give you beer to drink?
Also, I would like to hear of this caffeinated beer.
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Not surging.
But still at least twice as popular as Bush.
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chi:
Things evened out in the past ten years and living well IS the best revenge.
The ex got kicked out his apartment two months ago and his health is failing.
I don't applaud that, but I'm not surprised.
The one he left me for died in 2003 - Hepatitis C.
Evil gets repaid....sooner or later.
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Bush will speak on the Republican convention’s opening night in St. Paul, MN.
Starting the events off with a wimper and closing three days later with a popcorn fart.
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Selma's Ice Cream Parlour is back in downtown Afton! This is a major landmark that's been closed for a year.
We went to Grand Ole Creamery last night. That place was hoppin'.
Now I'm off to previously-mentioned regionally-based home improvement store. Later.
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camelot: Also, I would like to hear of this caffeinated beer.
There's some crazy malt beverage (think Zima) with added caffeine and other stimulants. I think I recently read where A-B got a smackdown for targeting their marketing to underage drinkers of this type of product.
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I get the impression that in a few comments we are going to see W comparisons.
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HOW did YOU know??????????
i'm a divorced american woman owed ~175K in unpaid support. of course i know. like millions of other women who are "equal" in our legal system.
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Obama's nomination acceptance speech in a Stadium.
McCain's nomination acceptance speech in a crowded Lindbergh Terminal bathroom.
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Mormons give you beer to drink?
Well, yeah, they're not really practicing anymore. But they lurrrrrve Glenn Beck.
Also, I would like to hear of this caffeinated beer.
camelot
Hang on ... Budweiser makes it. I'll have to look it up.
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. As long as the assumption is that a woman's going to become "Mrs. Mansname" and waitstaff hands the check to the guy, it's a patriachy...
atablarasa
In the 23 years I was married, I absolutely refused to be referred Mrs. Mansname.
I would cross it out and correct it on paper or correct the speaker who called me it verbally.
Marriage to someone does not mean they own you.
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Also, I would like to hear of this caffeinated beer.
camelot
brewers recently agreed to suspend distribution.
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"I'm passing the torch from cripple Carol to Cindy to Vicki Iseman to on the downlow with Lindsey Graham"-McCombover
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Thank you, I will have some before the day is done.
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HOW did YOU know??????????
i'm a divorced american woman owed ~175K in unpaid support. of course i know. like millions of other women who are "equal" in our legal system.
chicago dyke, dope-free
SISTAH!
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"I'm passing the torch from cripple Carol to Cindy to Vicki Iseman to on the downlow with Lindsey Graham"-McCombover
jr
(chokes on Diet Pepsi)
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McCain is going to give his acceptance speech with Lieberman and McCain standing behind him bearing their adoring "Nancy-smiles"
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Here are some of the caffeinated beers.
Bud's is called "B-E," or "B to the E."
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brewers recently agreed to suspend distribution.
Grrrrrrr. [How do I make the extremely angry emoticon]
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Never tell a Wookiee you're fond of him-- you're likely to get your arms ripped off + thrown in a garbage-pail if you do.
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see if i offer you HRC supporters recipie advice again, sob.
chicago dy
Okay, that was the first for me today. Is it any wonder I flirt with you.
Just going with what's in the pantry. I already spent $100 at the grocery store today. And that didn't include any meat at all. Don't want to make another trip.
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Sorry, Lieberman & Graham standing behind him...pushing Cindy out of frame.
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Oh, god.
Nancy "adoring gaze".
I remember that well.
Used to make me wanna barf!
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Bush will speak on the Republican convention’s opening night in St. Paul, MN.
CSPAN better not broadcast or else al-Qaeda will know what he looks like.
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FWIW, greenhouse gasses are directly proportional to mileage.
Higher the mileage, higher the gases produced?
And my wife is Ms. Hername. Our kids are Hername-Myname, which they've managed to survive.... :D
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Never tell a Wookiee you're fond of him-- you're likely to get your arms ripped off + thrown in a garbage-pail if you do.
Oh? Really?
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zima doesn't have caffienated. mixes well with shots of "fire water," tho.
Things evened out in the past ten years and living well IS the best revenge.
i wish i could say the same. he's currently married to a woman 20years his jr, who gave him a healthy son, and enjoying a high paying job and rehabilitated credit, now that enough time has passed while he lived off ruining mine. me? poor, underemployed, childless. but it's "all my fault," according to various family members and the legal system. i try not to be bitter. oh, and he let my dogs die, because he was too cheap to get the surgery they needed. i got that from him in an email recently, as i had to give them to him when we split, knowing i couldn't afford to care for them.
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sinfonian, let me offer you a beer. i'm so very sorry you can't escape that.
Hell, sinf. Have a nice strong dark and stormy on me.
Raygun's surge has as much truth in it as McCrank's maverick status.
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Oh? Really?
Really. Watch this:
Grrrraaaa!!! Grrrraaaa!!! Grrrraaaa!!! Grrrraaaa!!!
[speaking Wookiee]
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chicago dyke, dope-free:
That fucking bastard should only rot in hell.
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Grr! Guh! Grrrraaaa! Ka! GGGGGRRRAAA!
[speaking Wookiee]
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Call me a starry-eyed optimist, but I bet somebody would be interested in $175k of unpaid spousal support...
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Raygun's surge has as much truth in it as McCrank's maverick status.
sidhra صي
I don't think Reagan could have surged if he took a month's supply of Viagra.
Same for McCain.
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Just going with what's in the pantry. I already spent $100 at the grocery store today. And that didn't include any meat at all. Don't want to make another trip.
veganism: something lots and lots of us are going to learn to enjoy. i looked at a recent grocery bill for a family member i care for; i was not amazed to discover: almost 50% of the total was for meat.
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Sinfonian: Bud's is called "B-E," or "B to the E."
The one I've seen here is called "Sparks." Can looks like a battery, sort-of.
Crazy shit.
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Call me a starry-eyed optimist, but I bet somebody would be interested in $175k of unpaid spousal support...
dave™©
My thoughts exactly.
The divorce judge I was inflicted with let me ex get away with paying $25.00 a week child support for my son till he was 18 (4 years).
Then again, with him, one cannot hope to get blood from a stone. He couldn't hold onto a job for more than six months at a time.
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Sinf, JP, 1 Watt:
brewers recently agreed to suspend distribution.
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WTF?
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I just said, "How are you, my dear friend?" and Wookiee Smuggler just responded, "Good enough to kill you!"
It may sound a little severe, but in Wookiee, it's really talking about euthanasia- it's a shortened form of "Good enough to kill you if a giant monster was completely devouring you, starting with your toes and working its way up!" meaning obviously that the speaker is fond enough of you and glad enough to see you that he'd/she'd be willing to do the ultimate, grizzly favor for you. In their society, there is no greeting that's more pleasant or polite.
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MY ex, not me ex
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Only buying meat that is marked down for sale lends spontaneity and creativity to menu planning. At least that's my experience.
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McCain's nomination acceptance speech in a crowded Lindbergh Terminal bathroom.
"What's wrong with that?"
-- Larry Craig
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Call me a starry-eyed optimist, but I bet somebody would be interested in $175k of unpaid spousal support...
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mama may have
papa may have
but God bless the child
that's got his own
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WTF?
camelot
Fat, drunk, and wide awake is no way to go through life, son.
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Entirely off topic:
It's a brilliantly sunny 74 degrees out, and my neighbor's been running the dryer constantly since this morning. They use those "fresh scent" things too. I just hung out the laundry.
Thanks, Mr. Sun.
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only if you have the retainer fee, dave. which i don't.
That fucking bastard should only rot in hell.
Terry C
if there was one; i wish i could believe. i've had offers from Marine friends, big, strong, good with guns and torture types, to go out to OR where he lives now and...well. i said no b/c although i don't believe in karma, i do think that letting go is an important part of the healing process. i can still get riled up about it, but the past is the past, and as you say, living well is the best revenge. i may not have the career and riches i was supposed to have, but the catalogue of my lovers since him? fantabulous. so there's that.
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camelot -- Here.
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However, you would never, ever, just say "I like you" or "I'm fond of you" to a Wookiee.
Otherwise you might end up getting your head gnawed off of your neck, and your bare skull spat out onto a table.
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Otherwise you might end up getting your head gnawed off of your neck, and your bare skull spat out onto a table.
Han Spacebucks
I've been on dates like that.
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It is July 5th. So, can I shoot anyone that is still setting off noisemakers?
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working intermittently here.
were y'all talking about animals having sex only for procreation? i came across this bit while doing some research for my book:
Homosexual courtship between two males is actually quite common in giraffes. Necking can be observed first, with both male giraffes rubbing their necks together. This will obviously lead to both mounting and climax. Homosexual relationships occur with about 50% of all male giraffes, while only 1% of female giraffes engage in same sex relations
http://www.learnanimals.com/giraffe/
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Ewwwww.
I've seen it happen once, and believe me, it's not at all pretty.
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i may not have the career and riches i was supposed to have, but the catalogue of my lovers since him? fantabulous. so there's that.
Most excellent way to go on.
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but did the divorce judge tell you to "stop whining" about it? that's the really fun part of our system, which of course in no way is a patriarchy.
chicago dyke, dope-free | Homepage | 07.05.08 - 1:18 pm | #
the judge in my divorce had been on the board of the local women's shelter.
I remember the look on her face when the ex's lawyer said," your honor, Mr. W's wife is a "client" the the XX women's shelter. She has gotten in with those people and you know how they are". Talk about Priceless. He switched attorneys soon thereafter. It took 18 months to get divorced from him.
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the good old days.
ironically, that's more or less what the ex looks like. guess it was a good time to check in to my blog.
chicago dyke, dope-free |
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07.05.08 - 1:40 pm | #
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giraffes rarely get divorced.
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CD-
I buy mostly vegetables and dirty fucking hippie stuff, and I was outright astounded at my food costs last month.
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giraffes rarely get divorced.
It's hard for them to sign all the paperwork.
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These divorce horror stories are (a) reminding me why I stopped practicing law and (b) reminding me why I never got married in the first place, despite being with the same guy for over 20 years.
I get phone calls asking for Mrs. Hussein and I tell them "not here" because the only Hussein in this household is *Miss* Hussein.
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07.05.08 - 1:41 pm | #
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Necking can be observed first, with both male giraffes rubbing their necks together
Something tells me it's all happening at the zoo.
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It's hard for them to sign all the paperwork.
Toonscribe | 07.05.08 - 1:41 pm | #
they always want to play it safe. never known one to stick...
oh, fuck it. that was uncalled for.
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http://www.tcm.com/2008/undergro...dex/?
cid=181189
I am so "psyched" that TCM is showing Preminger's Skidoo!!!
Ironically, it is the “bad mistake”, the overcalculation of Skidoo that makes watching it such a fun, enjoyable experience today. Much like the accidental hilariousness of a 1950’s education filmstrip, the notion of Skidoo being made in earnest, that Preminger filmed acid trip sequences the exact way he experienced them himself, gives the film a strange staying power. A simple viewing of it will make you think you’re on an acid trip of your own. The LSD sequences are truly bizarre; a surreal mix of muted audio and mind-warping visuals (the movie’s most trippy moment has to be what Preminger himself called “The Dance of The Garbage Cans”). Most unbelievable however, is the cast that Preminger assembled for this one-of-a-kind oddity. It’s hard to believe that Jackie Gleason was ever talked into acting out an acid trip. And between seeing Carol Channing in only a bra and tights and Groucho Marx’s head on a cartoon depiction of a screw, you truly feel like you’ve stepped into another dimension. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, the ending is interrupted by Preminger himself – imploring you to stay through the credits as 60’s folk troubadour Nilsson actually sings the entire list of cast and crew.
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07.05.08 - 1:42 pm | #
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Something tells me it's all happening at the zo
nope. observed in the wild too.
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07.05.08 - 1:43 pm | #
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Having watched giraffes mate, I'm amazed that there are any giraffes. Ditto for the big tortoises.
Bears, on the other hand, give a clear demonstration of what "shaggin' it" is all about.
Zoos are very educational places.
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07.05.08 - 1:43 pm | #
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Thanks guys, I'll be back later and I'm sure you will be able to tell if I found any.
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CD,
Can you sell that bad debt to a collection agency?
Let them go after him tooth and nail.
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Clinton's Approval ratings at the end of his term were about 10 points higher than Reagan's:
Date Approve Disapprove No opinion
9/11-13/00 60 34 6
8/29 - 9/3/00 62 35 3
8/18-19/00 62 35 3
8/11-12/00 58 39 3
8/4-5/00 57 40 3
7/25-26/00 57 39 4
7/14-16-/00 59 37 4
http://www.pollingreport.com/cli...om/clinton-
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07.05.08 - 1:44 pm | #
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leibkins: people mocked me this year, earlier, for doing all my garden blogging posts. no longer.
i just et a freshly picked pea pod. it wuz good. and i've got rows and rows more, just coming in now. all free, but for some planting labor earlier this year.
when i'm eating home grown melon this winter, i'm really going to stick it to some who told me i was "boring" them with garden blogging, knowing they won't be able to afford the same.
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07.05.08 - 1:44 pm | #
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I think we should use tax dollars to launch giraffes into space on the shuttle and see what they do in zero gravity.
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Michael Turner, a comic book artist who drew covers for major titles such as "Superman/Batman," "The Flash" and "Civil War,'" has died. He was 37.
Turner died June 27 at a Santa Monica hospital of complications related to cancer, said Vince Hernandez, editor in chief of Aspen MLT, the Santa Monica publishing company Turner founded in 2003. Turner had battled bone cancer for eight years.
Through his company, Turner created online comic adaptations for the NBC series "Heroes" and published his own titles, including the best-selling "Fathom," a deep-sea story about a female superhero.
He also drew covers for large projects such as DC Comics' "Justice League" and Marvel's "Civil War" and was a regular cover artist for "Superman/Batman" and "The Flash."
"He was definitely one of the most popular and influential comic-book artists working right now," said Andrew Farago, curator of San Francisco's Cartoon Art Museum. "He was very, very much in demand as a cover artist on high-profile projects."
Ryan Liebowitz, general manager of the Golden Apple Comics store in Los Angeles, said Turner's name was synonymous with special-edition covers that often became collectibles. The milestone 500th issue of "Uncanny X-Men," due out next week, will feature a special-edition cover by Turner.
Turner was also known for drawing female comic book characters that evoked both innocence and sex appeal and exuded energy.
In 1994, the budding artist was hired by Century City-based Top Cow Productions after an editor saw his work at the Comic-Con convention in San Diego.
At Top Cow, Turner co-created "Witchblade," a comic about a voluptuous female detective who fights evil after discovering a mystical glove. The comic went on to make Top Cow's name and set the standard for Turner's future work.
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camelot: Thanks guys, I'll be back later and I'm sure you will be able to tell if I found any.
I know I saw Sparks in a local convenience store within the past week. Apparently, it's a Miller-ZAB product.
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07.05.08 - 1:45 pm | #
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Homosexual relationships occur with about 50% of all male giraffes, while only 1% of female giraffes engage in same sex relations
This is a direct result of the fact that, of all the four-legged mammals, the giraffe is least able to lick its own balls.
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Dja see the straight talk express vs the teleprompter story?
McCain Battles a Nemesis, the Teleprompter
By MARK LEIBOVICH 8 minutes ago
A politician who has thrived in informal settings now is trying to meet the more scripted speaking demands of a general election campaign.
By "informal" I presume he means a BBQ. Countdown to adviser saying it's all the handlers' fault in 3...2...1...
“I think the depressingly self-absorbed McCain campaign machine needs to get out of the way,” said Mike Murphy, a longtime friend and media adviser who has no role in the current operation but who still talks to Mr. McCain every few days. “They need to just let McCain be McCain.”
Bingo!
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nope. observed in the wild too.
was quoting Paul Simon. Giraffes are insincere.
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CD-
Yeah. During WWI it was victory gardens. Now they are defeat gardens.
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Now I think I know why Newt Gingrich is obsessed with hunting giraffes from foxholes...
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07.05.08 - 1:47 pm | #
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when i'm eating home grown melon this winter, i'm really going to stick it to some
Jebus, is *everything* about sex with you?
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Yeah. During WWI it was victory gardens. Now they are defeat gardens.
heh.
So true.
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realhellk: too much time has passed, is what i'm told. when it was happening (the divorce) i was in the middle of an extremely rigorous phd program and working two jobs. so i had to let some stuff go, and at that point, all i wanted was to not get beaten nearly to death anymore. someday, i may go after him. if i do, it won't be for the money. only mercy for his innocent son keeps me from, um, pulling various triggers, if you get my drift.
Having watched giraffes mate, I'm amazed that there are any giraffes. Ditto for the big tortoises.
ever seen whales fuck? it's amazing they exist. they get, like, two seconds for the sperm to get where it needs to be, in saltwater, no less. seriously, i don't really understand how they've been able to survive, but nature is incredible like that, i guess.
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07.05.08 - 1:48 pm | #
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In 1994, the budding artist was hired by Century City-based Top Cow Productions after an editor saw his work at the Comic-Con convention in San Diego.
I think I met him once in '95 or '96 when some writing partners and I were pitching some ideas to Top Cow.
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This is a direct result of the fact that, of all the four-legged mammals, the giraffe is least able to lick its own balls.
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was quoting Paul Simon. Giraffes are insincere.
sidhra صي ذ& | 07.05.08 - 1:46 pm | #
well, it is more common in captivity. jail-house sex, you know.
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was quoting Paul Simon. Giraffes are insincere.
Zebras are reactionaries, antelopes are missionarys, hamsters turn on frequently...
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07.05.08 - 1:48 pm | #
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Meet Buddy.
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the past is the past, and as you say, living well is the best revenge. i may not have the career and riches i was supposed to have, but the catalogue of my lovers since him? fantabulous. so there's that.
chicago dyke, dope-free
I've finally come to realize that what happened in 1998 had nothing whatsoever to do with.
I did nothing to cause it and nothing I did could have stopped it.
This was an unstable person who finally over the line. He never wanted to grow up and he'd found what he wanted in his AA chatroom....an enabler with low expectations.
Unfortunately for him, his "new beginning" had a very life.
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WHOOPS -
Unfortunately for him, his "new beginning" had a very BRIEF life.
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Batman fan Leahy appears in new flick
The Dead, Batman ... what's next for Leahy, the world's baldest fanboy?
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And on other days I know that the plural of missionary is not missionarys.
< SIGH >
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jeff, i can't help what you make of my posts. you know i'm toning it down too.
He also drew covers for large projects such as DC Comics' "Justice League" and Marvel's "Civil War" and was a regular cover artist for "Superman/Batman" and "The Flash."
i bow my head in rememberance. those were some sweet covers. 'civil war' was esp good. so sorry for the loss.
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07.05.08 - 1:51 pm | #
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Pigeons plot in secrecy.
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I've been on dates like that.
Sinfonian, in St. Pete
Have you ever dated a Wookiee?
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Now I think I know why Newt Gingrich is obsessed with hunting giraffes from foxholes...
puppethead
I'd like to throw Gingrich INTO a foxhole along with some others of his kind and then cover the whole thing over with a backhoe.
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CD, I have had the same offer from various friends, even my mother. I have let it all go...he's not worth the paper he's written on much less anyone getting so much as a parking ticket to go bitch slap him. I just wish that the PTSD would go away.
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ever seen whales fuck?
Trust me, it's not pretty.
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