HULK SMASH
ROFL
Fossella!
Damn... I should have gone with Pelosi.
Swinging between two families will cost a lot in gas money....
Ciao Vito!
presumably so he can spend more time with his families.
Viiiiitttttttoooo! owls
doncjesuis, Tina Fey fan
I love you, dear donc.
"Can you get me off the hook, Tom, for old time's sake?"
I haven't read much about this guy, but he sounds like a typical republican. They should all resign as far as I'm concerned.
I am the QUEEN OF THE DEAD EFFING THREADS!!!!!!!!!
Shaw Kenawe
Yes. Yes you are.
If you can't run for office if you're fat then you sure in the hell shouldn't be able to run if you are grotesque looking and have short stumpy arms.
McCain has the sought-after T. Rex vote locked up.
"Viiiiiiito! Viiiiiitttto! Why you do this to us?"
/Guy & Susan Molinari
I haven't read much about this guy, but he sounds like a typical republican. They should all resign as far as I'm concerned.
I like the part where he cried like a baby on the House floor after acknowledging his secret love child.
"spend more time with his families.
lol
i'd take a hereditary knighthood. just saying.
I love you, dear donc.
res ipsa loquitur
Somebody has to. And backatcha 
Time for a new episode of From Beer to Paternity.
Susan Molinari of the please call him
"Rudolph" what a stupid bint she is
The internest have slowed to a crawl.
"I love you, dear donc."
--res ipsa loquitur
I love so many people here, it makes me want to cry--or smile devilishly.
i'd like to spend more time with the snorg teeshirt girl.
speaking of whores, here's a blogwhore that is rated 'g'...
girls and horses
t. (otally) s. (afe) f. (or) w. (ork)!
What is it about republican congressmen crying on the chamber floor?
Both families?
He values families so much he had two!
They're sad they got caught and may not get to do their stuff anymore?
"If you can't run for office if you're fat then you sure in the hell shouldn't be able to run if you are grotesque looking and have short stumpy arms. Maybe it's just me. But what a double standard.
Susan"
true. remember bob dole and his pencil claw? "hi i'm bob dole and this is bob dole's claw?"
Blogger's on the fritz.
and more whorin'...
my 12 bar blues about infidelity and single parenting
veto fossella.
damn, that would have made an excellent bumper sticker.
Maybe Brit Hume can console him by suggesting he buy stock in divorce lawyers.
Clever use of the plural.
now dole actually hurt himseld in honerable service. mccain didnt. and gore didnt look bad fat.
that's what you get for either:
A. being connected and crossing someone
B. not having any connections
evening moonbats
am watching Michael Clayton, gawd George Clooney is soooooo handsome
That show completely turned me around on Tina Fey.
Glad to hear it! Welcome to my cult. The snax are so-so, but the wimmin are teh hawt.
[tries not to think about turning around on Tina Fey]
presumably so he can spend more time with his families.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh dear, what with Mother's Day this weekend...
I love so many people here, it makes me want to cry--or smile devilishly.
mer
I was just wondering were you were hiding.
"The internest have slowed to a crawl."
--Southern Beale
I couldn't evenget on the friggin thing for four hours this morning. Might have had something with our power outage last night, but damn, it was frustrating.
HuffPo headline:
"McCain Tells O'Reilly He Voted For Bush In 2000"
Jeebus. What a fucking moron. It will be fun to see him try to tack to the middle when the general election heats up. Alternately, he can keep proclaiming how much he leurve leurve leurves George W. Bush. Maybe we can hang that albatross around his neck.
The anti-Italian bigotry in these jokes is transparent.
Is anybody else getting 502 server error messages today?
am watching Michael Clayton, gawd George Clooney is soooooo handsome
Moonbootica, Latitude 2008
this is funny:
Clooney causes chaos in New York
09/05/2008 - 3:56:00 PM
Hollywood heart-throb George Clooney caused chaos when he turned up at an office building in New York for a photoshoot - with female workers clamouring to catch a glimpse of the star.
Clooney arrived at the Hearst building at 10am on Tuesday to shoot a layout for British film magazine Empire's 75th anniversary issue.
But news that the actor was in the vicinity soon spread, and groups of women began gathering in the lobby to wait for Clooney to emerge.
And, by the time the Clooney made his exit, the building was packed with admirers, all jostling to spot their idol.
A source tells New York Post gossip column PageSix: "All the fashionistas lost their cool. You couldn't even get to the elevators because of the throng of women. The women cut out of work to hang in the lobby and catch a glimpse of him."
But Clooney reportedly took the huge crowds in good spirits and "danced with different women" who work in the building.
Fosella is your typical POS Rethug; whined and moaned about morality and the "rule of law" during the total farce that was the Clinton Impeachment.
Now we find he's been schtupping some retired LTC for years while maintaining a "family guy" life back in Gotham.
Hypocritical excrement.
dead threaded.
res ipsa I think it was last season.
(Isn't it only the 2nd season of 30 Rock?)
Just thinking about it makes me giggle.
I want them to trust their instincts and their strengths, and yet I can't seem to stop myself. So what better way to work on this problem than signing both girls up for horseback riding lessons. Right?
Come on, Ina - so what if they're on barely trained seven foot tall half-ton animals? They're wearing helmets! What could possibly go wrong?
The anti-Italian bigotry in these jokes is transparent.
Valerie Bitterelli | 05.09.08 - 4:50 pm | #
It's pro-Italian bigotry.
RUDY: Maybe we should have Vito and his gir...I mean, his wi...I mean, whatever her name is over for dinner?
JUDI: What?! And let that tramp in my nice new house? Are you fucking crazy?
RUDY: Who're you calling a "tramp" Mrs. Stich Ross Nathan Giuliani?
JUDI: Fuck you, Rudy! One more word from you and Vito's wife and I will tag-team Raoul Felder and get half-rates on our divorce actions.
Might have had something with our power outage last night, but damn, it was frustrating.
We've got a bank of storms heading our way, which means it will be headed your way by this evening or early tomorrow morning.
The anti-Italian bigotry in these jokes is transparent.
Reallly? You think we are anti-pasta?
its my mum's birthday on Sunday, got her two very nice photo albums (for her photos of her holiday in Oman) and a book with a controversial title >The Ethnic Cleansing of Palestine by Ilan Pappe, because of her interest in Palestine
Is anybody else getting 502 server error messages today?
flory
a ton 
I love so many people here, it makes me want to cry--or smile devilishly.
mer
Yup.
Vito is only 43.
Damn. He fucked up his life.
My boyfriend George is very magnanimous.
OBL, on the other hand, is a staunch Republican.
I think he and the Chimp text message each other.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
"i can haz dirty bom terra attack week b4 lection?"
"c what i can do. mebbe sarin or thrax."
"u rawk! didja get mah birfday card?"
"yeah! thx! dat was so nice. it gets lonely in mah cave. good 2 no mah peeps remember me those kookees were teh awesum! Laura?"
"lol u know the only thing laura bakes is her brain. da kooees wer condi's. she's real good kook. u know u mah boy, obl"
"straight up dawg. gots to go. da planez is bombin 2 cavez ovah. lol morans! wer gonna watch teh fireworks. bbl"
"kool. i lurvs me sum fireworks. i told you what i used to do wif da frogs, right? anywayz, doan foget bout da terra. we needz ta win thelection or the dems will make peace wif everywun over there. kthxbai"
Republican Family Values Day special - two for one.
Is anybody else getting 502 server error messages today?
flory
yes.
Well, in that picture, McAncient is hanging like an albatross of some nasty buzzard off of George. He looks like George is breastfeeding him. God knows with what.
The anti-Italian bigotry in these jokes is transparent.
Valerie Bitterelli
Vaffanculo.
flory, i called & wrote to our local rag about how they've disappeared the mcbush story from the online version. Sure I won't get a reply, but will post if I do.
Come on, Ina - so what if they're on barely trained seven foot tall half-ton animals? They're wearing helmets! What could possibly go wrong?
dan mcenroe |
You know the 7yo has already fallen off one, right?! Now, they've got her back on the beginner's pony, Macaroni, who would barely move for her yesterday. Of course, she was perfectly happy with that!
Seriously, are NY politicians doing anything but fucking?
Well, in that picture, McAncient is hanging like an albatross of some nasty buzzard off of George. He looks like George is breastfeeding him. God knows with what.
Mad Dog laced with Bolivian Marching Powder.
biggoteria amara
bitter bigotry Italian style.
Renato? e' vero?
There's some sort of disturbance in the farce. Now haloscan is going retro on the comments.
Were I Obama’s speechwriter:
[ Obama, bellowing out before a raucous crowd ]
“I’ve got some more news for John McCain!"
“When the phone rings at the three o’clock in the mornin’, with a
major international crisis, needing the President’s expertise
and knowledge and judgment, Joe Lieberman won’t be lying
in the Presidential bed beside him to whisper into his ear!”
[crowd applauds]
“I think.”
[crowd roars]
My boyfriend George is very magnanimous.
res ipsa loquitur
George Bush?
Ew.
Is anybody else getting 502 server error messages today?
flory
every new post.
i knew about this one because Shaw assured me she had killed the last one.
Damn. He fucked up his life.
HoneyBearKelly, GrendelKhan
And the lives of his families.
Seriously, are NY politicians doing anything but fucking?
fucking up.
Hmmm. I believe I owe Cookie Fleck a beverage.
Fablous Friday Cat Blogging
we've had thunderstorms and lighting here, which freaked the cats out a bit, George was fascinated by the running water and put his paw briefly out of our slanting window, was so cute, he saw it was wet and withdrew it quickly
my 12 bar blues about infidelity and single parenting
whiskeyina
you rock, the slide chick is pretty good too.
He and Dan Burton can attend parenting classes.
All five of them.
Is today's asshole blogging supposed to be a substitute for cat blogging?
Seriously, are NY politicians doing anything but fucking?
res ipsa loquitur
"Hey! It's a job."*
*Don Novello as Lazlo Toth.
Looking for a timesink?
http://
photoshopdisasters.blogsp...01_archive.html
Shaw, I can't find that word "savine."
What's it mean?
I wonder if the Bush ranch is wheelchair accessible for the father of the groom.
Do you think they're having a rehearsal dinner?
Of course, she was perfectly happy with that!
whiskeyina
It's a cliche, but you really do have to get them right back into whatever activity they like after something like that happens. Last summer, my older daughter got into some deep water and panicked - I had to jump in after her. We spent the rest of that summer in the (very) shallow end of the pool. I kept coaxing her out into the deeper water, though, and now she's swimming again with no problems.
ril,
It's "spavine" - lameness in livestock, I think.
so is the press getting excited about Jenna's nuptials?
you rock, the slide chick is pretty good too.
mogwai
Thanks.
Yes, she is -- she dropped out of my band to front her own (she is also a guitarist/singer/songwriter).
res,
savine: A coniferous shrub (Juniperus Sabina) of Western Asia, occasionally found also in the northern parts of the United States and in British America. It is a compact bush, with dark-coloured foliage, and produces small berries having a glaucous bloom. Its bitter, acrid tops are sometimes used in medicine for gout, amenorrhoea, etc.
Sounds like someone we know.
"Do you think they're having a rehearsal dinner?
watertiger"
do you think Daddy is banging back shots of Beam in the bathroom?
res,
It's "spavine" and it means old and decrepit, and I think it refers to horseys. I'd never seen the word before I read it in Charlie Pierce's incredible piece in Esquire on Obama.
ErinPDX -- I wrote the Tribune as well. We'll see if either of us hears back.
Vito thought "family values" meant stocking up on them.
Let's hope he doesn't have another one in the freezer.
anti-Italian bigotry in these jokes is transparent.
Valerie Bitterelli
italians are full of themselves, and scalia gives sicilians a bad name; till now we had teh corleone's to look up to
the order for tequila and cocaine must be huge for the wedding
Let's hope he doesn't have another one in the freezer.
MikeJ
Hey, if it was good enough for Santorum....
It's "spavine" - lameness in livestock, I think.
..."spavin"....afflicted with is "spavined"
Main Entry: spav·ined
Pronunciation: -vənd
Function: adjective
Date: 15th century
1 : affected with spavin
2 : old and decrepit : over-the-hill
Class. Use this word in a sentence. Make it part of your vocabulary this election season.
Vito, you did the stoopidest thing that a politican can do. Didn't you study your Mafia handbook?
Survival rates for babies born before 24 weeks are extremely low and getting no better in spite of medical advances, according to an authoritative study which will be published today.
The report is likely to provide fresh argument in the bitter debate over whether the present abortion time limit should be lowered.
Next week, during the second reading of the human fertilisation and embryology bill, anti-abortion campaigners will attempt to persuade the House of Commons to lower the legal cut-off point for most abortions from 24 weeks to 20 weeks, arguing that medical science has rendered the later limit out of date.
They argue that babies can and do now survive at a gestational stage when abortion is sanctioned.
But the study of all premature births in one region, Trent, published online by the British Medical Journal, shows that prospects for babies born before 24 weeks are poor and have not improved in spite of technological progress..
http://www.guardian.co.uk/
societ...medicalresearch
Do you think they're having a rehearsal dinner?
watertiger
Bush needs all the practice walking he can get.
Moonbootica it's my sister's birthday on Sunday.
I wonder if the Bush ranch is wheelchair accessible for the father of the groom.
He's parachuting in.
Shaw, I can't find that word "savine."
What's it mean?
res ipsa loquitur
yeah, me neither. the closest i came was damaged horse hocks.
this isn't a reference to mccains jaw, is it?
I bet the Derby made McCain shudder.
my bad - spavin
----
Bone spavin is osteoarthritis or osteitis of the hock joint, usually the distal intertarsal and tarsometatarsal articulations, and occasionally the proximal intertarsal joint. Lesions involve degenerative joint disease, particularly on the craniomedial aspect of the hock with periarticular new bone proliferation, which eventually leads to ankylosis. Although bone spavin usually causes lameness, this may be obscured if the lesions are bilateral. Theories advanced to explain this condition include faulty hock conformation, excessive concussion, and mineral imbalance. All breeds can be affected, but it is most prevalent in Standardbreds and Quarter Horses.
----
I bet the Derby made McCain shudder.
cot
"There but for the grace of God..."
Ah, it has something to do with the Spavine Women?
Moonbootica it's my sister's birthday on Sunday.
HoneyBearKelly, GrendelKhan | 05.09.08 - 5:01 pm | #
cool
Vito, you did the stoopidest thing that a politican can do. Didn't you study your Mafia handbook?
Lime Rickey
Oh noes!!! I left da cannolis too!
/Vito Fossella, cannoliless
And a Seething Nance to Jack K.
Ah, it has something to do with the Spavine Women?
If we're gonna do a production number I need to practice my axe throwing.
so is the press getting excited about Jenna's nuptials?
I'm having freakin' dreams about 'em.
Like other Goopers, Vito J. Fossella
Used family values as his main umbrella,
But suddenly he's caught inside a trammel: he's
Gone overboard and gained too many families.
"so is the press getting excited about Jenna's nuptials?"
--Moonbootica,
Don't know why I read that as Jenna's nipples, but I did.
He's parachuting in.
Jack K. Obama will be in C. OR tomorrow....not just a fly over!
As in Spavined Iraq Ponies?
"so is the press getting excited about Jenna's nuptials?"
--Moonbootica,
Don't know why I read that as Jenna's nipples, but I did.
mer
My nuptials explode with delight!
I bet the Derby made McCain shudder.
cot |
I'm having freakin' dreams about 'em.
watertiger
Have you spoken to a professional about these issues of yours?
I'm having freakin' dreams about 'em.
watertiger
Please. That fiasco's gonna give you at least a month's worth of material. Lucky you!
so is the press getting excited about Jenna's nuptials?
I wonder why they opted to have a Crawford wedding as opposed to a White House wedding?
Perhaps the father of the bride really doesn't give a shit.
Nah. Can't be that...
Jenna has special wedding nipple tassels or so I hear lol
Ah, it has something to do with the Spavine Women?
Jay C.
yes. Why yes it does.
"The Rape of the Spavine Women" by Jaques Louis Durango
It was about abducting quarter horses with osteoporosis. Nasty business.
Thomas Jefferson had two families as well, so Vito may yet be remembered fondly.
Have you spoken to a professional about these issues of yours?
I will.
"The Rape of the Spavine Women" by Jaques Louis Durango
It was about abducting quarter horses with osteoporosis
I knew I could count on somebody referencing them fancy pictures!
Geez, even with the English lass here, everyone ignores a Python reference.
Please. That fiasco's gonna give you at least a month's worth of material. Lucky you!
after which i will have to drink myself blind.
My guess is that the secret service said the only place it could provide adequate protection for that many infamous types was on some piece of shit brush-cleared partially deserted fuck hole.
I knew I could count on somebody referencing them fancy pictures!
Mine was ref'ing seven brides for seven brothers, which ref'ed it.
Thomas Jefferson had two families as well, so Vito may yet be remembered fondly.
afferent input
I'm trying to remember - what, exactly, was Fossella's contribution to the Declaration of Independence?
My guess is that the secret service said the only place it could provide adequate protection for that many infamous types was on some piece of shit brush-cleared partially deserted fuck hole.
I think that, despite the shit I give her, Jenna was smart enough to figure out that daddy's not too popular and that it might make more sense to have it off the taxpayers' premises.
lessee, i got my check dis week, and since this is bill pay week, it's gone already, it had no stimulus effect here
Jack K. Obama will be in C. OR tomorrow....not just a fly over!
ErinPDX
...heard that this morning on KLCC. I chortled a bit, reflecting back on all the "elitist" chatter about Obama, at the part about how he's going to be having his rally at Summit High School. That's the newest high school in town and serves the most affluent part of Bend...
after which i will have to drink myself blind.
watertiger
When they turn it into a movie, I'm gonna be fluffer for the film crew
the white people like me, me, me...
it's all about MEEEEEEEEE!
r - what, exactly, was Fossella's contribution to the Declaration of Independence?
dan mcenroe
The "drinking and Whoring" clause
When they turn it into a movie, I'm gonna be fluffer for the film crew
So the evangelicals are trying to worm their way into the Democratic Party with their so-called "Evangelical Manifesto."
Do they sense that the Repukkkes are doomed?
Heh heh heh.
I'm trying to remember - what, exactly, was Fossella's contribution to the Declaration of Independence?
dan mcenroe
He is likely to have been one of those who claim the DoI's reference to a "creator" means that Republicans can carve up the Constitution so they can pretend to be what they're not under the pretext of a religion that didn't exist in the 18th century.
But that's just me guessing.
.
I don't have a teevee in this pc room. Is "Strawberry Shortcake" on? And is he still a strawberry blonde?
my borg sends out this 4-page package of total compensation, which adds up your benes, gives them a value and adds that to your salary, to make you feel like you are making much more than you are until you see the small print: salary=
When they turn it into a movie, I'm gonna be fluffer for the film crew
And here I am stuck working on Thers' projects! Grrr...
I'm having freakin' dreams about 'em.
watertiger
Try Hecate's technique of daydreaming how you'd like them to end:
Bush, facedown in the wedding cake while Condi keeps asking Jenna if she can borrow her gown and Pickles shows up in a salmon and magenta combo, and walks quickly away whistling when someone notices that instead of cans there are two arms hanging out from underneath the limo, right below the "Just Married" sign.
And here I am stuck working on Thers' projects! Grrr...
I'll get you the MP3 this weekend.
what, exactly, was Fossella's contribution to the Declaration of Independence?
...I think it was the part about "more copious unions".
That's in there, right?
In 19 years McCain will be 92 years old.
In 20 years Obama will 5 years younger than McCain is *right now*.
I think that, despite the shit I give her, Jenna was smart enough to figure out that daddy's not too popular and that it might make more sense to have it off the taxpayers' premises.
watertiger
do you remember the 04 election? i think you are giving her too much credit.
Later bats - kids to fetch. Have a good night.
"Evangelical Manifesto."
Like The communits manifesto, only less communist
So the evangelicals are trying to worm their way into the Democratic Party with their so-called "Evangelical Manifesto."
Huh? Linkee?
McBush is going to lose so bad.
Bush, facedown in the wedding cake while Condi keeps asking Jenna if she can borrow her gown and Pickles shows up in a salmon and magenta combo, and walks quickly away whistling when someone notices that instead of cans there are two arms hanging out from underneath the limo, right below the "Just Married" sign.
doncjesuis, Tina Fey fan
Donkey Jesus owes me a new keyboard!
Bush, facedown in the wedding cake while Condi keeps asking Jenna if she can borrow her gown and Pickles shows up in a salmon and magenta combo, and walks quickly away whistling when someone notices that instead of cans there are two arms hanging out from underneath the limo, right below the "Just Married" sign.
Very nice!
math is cool.
Funny video clip:
Penguin & Batman discuss American voters
do you remember the 04 election? i think you are giving her too much credit.
i'm trying to be kind.