I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Funny.
Hullooooo!
What if Alaska seceded?
North by Northwest.
"Duty now for the Future."
Lodge on the Desert in Tucson is very reasonably priced.
I'll ask 'ah
I think she enlisted.
Also.
Revenge of the Turkeys!
holy crap! did it get any better after you shook the fizz out?
stoat | 07.03.09 - 7:24 pm
I shook it off and on all day today. A much bigger head than last night! But I'm having a glass right now with chips & salsa, and it definitely tastes better than last night 
I liked "North to Alaska" except for the obligatory John Wayne Bullies Women scenes.
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Goodness.
Well if she's getting indicted, I'd have to guess some of the oil money stuck to her fingers.
Gobble, gobble, hey...
North To Alaska by Johnny Horton totally sucks.
Al Franken wins his US Senate seat, and Sarah Palin quits.
Teh Republicans picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue.
I shook it off and on all day today. A much bigger head than last night!
ina
That sounds so wrong.
All this speculation is WRONG.
Palin is resigning to host her own hunting show on Outdoor Channel. Most of her hunts will taken place from a helicopter.
And she will be wearing a bikini and dribbling a basketball.
We expect high ratings.
Sarah Palin today: "Sit down and shut up", but that's the worthless, easy path; that's a quitter's way out.
So by quitting the governorship of Alaska, Palin has not taken the quitter's way. That kind of logic cannot be parsed sober.
Palin wasn't wearing an American flag lapel pin. Why does she hate America?
"vuh-lad-uh-meer pyootin riiiiising up! i can see it from my porch!"
good times. good times. she'll be missed.
bwa ha ha.
North To Alaska by Johnny Horton totally sucks.
Adam Hominem
"Big nuggets they're finding!"
"Hey, that totally reminds me of something" - Trolls
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Remember the blogger in Alaska, Mudflats. She said her blog absolutely crashed after Palin's announcement.
repuke strategist about Palin's statement: This is one of the nuttiest things anyone has done, including Sanford.
I know when to pass the bong for victory!
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Speaking of sniffing glue, Tubby Petzel says he never said this.
repuke strategist about Palin's statement: This is one of the nuttiest things anyone has done, including Sanford.
JT
I am so damn glad I lived long enough to see the wheels come off the clown car.
well said, this is why the smart people like chicago always get it wrong, even tho they are right.
it's a numbers game, and most people aren't that smart.
charley, let's ignore the fact that Palin is busy blowing a load of mooseshot into your theory as i type this, but what you're saying isn't exactly news to me. anyway, the point i'm making is that strategically, it's next to impossible to get over something like this if the timing is wrong. quit the senate to run for preznit? win. quit the gov to...run away from criminal prosecution? nope. if this was planned, it's just that much more sign of what a disaster her campaign advising team really is.
might want to keep a sharp eye out for cool governor-shit and other state property going on sale on ebay.
Cross-eyed Ron Christie loved her move.
"If you can't stand the heat, get out of Alaska. Also."
-- Sarah Palin
*wink*
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Palin wasn't wearing an American flag lapel pin. Why does she hate America?
cosmosis the shodan | 07.03.09 - 7:29 pm | #
Guh.
might want to keep a sharp eye out for cool governor-shit and other state property going on sale on ebay.
stoat
Popcorn alert: MSNBC going to replay the Palin word-salad resignation speech at the bottom of the hour.
well, back into the holiday maelstrom. wish me bon courage.
charley, let's ignore the fact that Palin is busy blowing a load of mooseshot into your theory as i type this, but what you're saying isn't exactly news to me. anyway, the point i'm making is that strategically, it's next to impossible to get over something like this if the timing is wrong. quit the senate to run for preznit? win. quit the gov to...run away from criminal prosecution? nope. if this was planned, it's just that much more sign of what a disaster her campaign advising team really is.
chicago dyke, kitten
I think what charley and I take issue with is perhaps not your larger point but a smaller one--that a bad performance in a debate could kill a Repub candidacy. There's plenty of evidence this is not true.
Bonsoir!
so Palin found a clever way to piss off the MSM in a big way before the long week-end
man, waht a bitch!
keep a sharp eye out for cool governor-shit
The executive snow machine is mine!
Well, you know, in an age of global warming, heading North makes some .... oops. I forgot. Global warming is a hoax. Never mind.
Just heard teh speech.
God what a train wreck.
GravatarSpeaking of sniffing glue, Tubby Petzel says he never said this.
Jeffraham, Mister Bobby | Homepage | 07.03.09 - 7:31 pm | #
You're hunting down Toby Petzold quotes?
Get a life...
I think what charley and I take issue with is perhaps not your larger point but a smaller one--that a bad performance in a debate could kill a Repub candidacy. There's plenty of evidence this is not true.
Adam Hominem
ie George Bush v Kerry. George was literally drooling, had a hidden ear piece and a box on his back... and still 'won'...
that a bad performance in a debate could kill a Repub candidacy
i guess i'm just assuming that any candidate on stage with her would hit the "why'd ya quit, sarah?" question over and over and over and over, and that she's so stupid and worse when she's forced off message, there's no way she would stay afloat after a televised deal like that.
Damn I wish it was sex.
i haven't seen Barry The Pilot in a while here
he must be dancing in the streets!
Bonsoir!
so Palin found a clever way to piss off the MSM in a big way before the long week-end
man, waht a bitch!
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She is so much dumber in person.
msnbc re-showing her speach now
a box on his back
"Wait, let me finish."
MSM whistles tunelessly, shows squirrel waterskiing.
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Tomorrow's Headline:
"100,000 Alaskan Children Quit School; Cite Governor Palin as Inspiration!"
"We didn't want to be like, dead fish, floating with the current," explains one adorable second-grader. "That's yucky. It's always better to quit. Governor Palin taught us that!"
i guess i'm just assuming that any candidate on stage with her would hit the "why'd ya quit, sarah?" question over and over and over and over, and that she's so stupid and worse when she's forced off message, there's no way she would stay afloat after a televised deal like that.
chicago dyke, kitten
Could be true. Of course, if the Dem candidate is a surrender monkey, maybe not. But I take your point.
i wonder what McCain is thinking...
I know how to pass the buck for victory!
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Damn I wish it was sex.
Penguin Fan
I'm not in the least surprised.
It's Energy. God gave us energy.
"God gave us energy"
God gave Alaska gas!
coke to old man
Also
Shuster: Here's Palin's 18 minute statement in full, including geese in the background.
Cindy McCain: "You fucked her, didn't you!!!!"
i wonder what McCain is thinking...
plum p,better democrats please
The first thing you've got to realize is, in their own minds, guys like McCain are never wrong. So he's probably thinking he picked a real gutsy VP candidate. With great legs.
God gave Alaska gas!
plum p,better democrats please
Too many beans? Explains why the North Pole is melting...
Coffee gives me energy and gas. Therefore, coffee is God.
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"braaaaackk!!!"
Why do you filthy sacks of shit care abt Palin's decision? It's her prerogative, so what's it to you?
i like the soundtrack: babies and ducks talking to each other!
i wonder what McCain is thinking...
I've been wondering that since he picked Palin as his running mate.
"braaaaaaack!!!!"
Why do you filthy sacks of shit care abt Palin's decision? It's her prerogative, so what's it to you?
Toby Petzold
Always with the negative waves, Moriarty.
I like seeing shitheads suffer. Today's a good day.
"gwaaaaaaaakkkk!!"
"doookie dooookie!!!"
Tubby is already drunk and crying in his beer. Looking at his inflatable Sarah just won't be the same.
i wonder what McCain is thinking...
But....you should see her naked!!!1"
Leave Sarah Alooooone!
Just because she was a Governor, a candidate for Vice President and wants to be President we have no business talking about her!
are you sure that's not Tina Fey? Or at least, Tina wrote Palin's rambling, no?
...the majority of expenses borne by the state, involving so-called "ethics complaints' involving Palin, have resulted from a complaint Palin had filed against herself
¿Que el chingo?
*cawwwww" *BLAM!!!!!*
she gets on national tv and rambles for 20 minutes...but don't talk about her
also
You're hunting down Toby Petzold quotes?
Get a life...
Yeah. What he said.
Or, you could lead a lot of people to think you're fixing to commit suicide.
Get a life, indeed.
her family look like they need to go have a piss...
Or at least, Tina wrote Palin's rambling, no?
No, Tina Fey just repeated what Palin said and people assumed that she made it up. Listen to this crap, this is a prepared speech! She is totally incoherent.
Get a life, indeed.
Toby Petzold
You said you never said something. He proved you wrong. Sucks to be you.
she gets on national tv and rambles for 20 minutes...but don't talk about her
And do we get a great shot of her tits? NO!!!!!
Leave Sarah Alooooone!
"She can self-destruct on her own, thank you very much."
Has anyone asked that savant Levi what he thinks about his missed-it-by-that-much MIL?
Why do you filthy sacks of shit care abt Palin's decision?
It's another chance to mock a rightwing poseur?
.
Marky Mark sez thanks to you too Palin.
MSNBC is Replaying 'The Rant!'
And, listen to those birds laugh their asses off!
"Ma! Did yew eat the rest of my frito pie?"
Enraged blog commenting ensues. Film at 11.
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You said you never said something. He proved you wrong.
That isn't what happened, you pseudonymous dickhead.
It's another chance to mock a rightwing poseur?
.
Grand Moff Texan
Besides, I have all this popcorn!
Why do you filthy sacks of shit care abt Palin's decision? It's her prerogative, so what's it to you?
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*cawwwww" *BLAM!!!!!*
Penguin Fan
OK, now that's funny.
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i guess i'm just assuming that any candidate on stage with her would hit the "why'd ya quit, sarah?" question over and over and over and over, and that she's so stupid and worse when she's forced off message, there's no way she would stay afloat after a televised deal like that.
chicago dyke, kitten
yeah, there is an arbitrary factor here.
as ad hom mentioned below, remember ronald reagan. one liners can rule the day and she's got 3 years to work on 'em.
hopefully, obama recovers the economy, reduces the teh threat of terror, and makes the nation happier than all the prez's before him.
and dick would want you to know, we don't get ATTACKED again.
if that happens, game over.
i think "also" should be the new sheets. it's perfect. a meaningless word concluding a lot of hot air about nothing used as a bridge before more word salad.
"mac pc sucky suck cancel my account biofuels supertrains forced relocation urban hellhole."
"also."
"ok, see you upstairs!"
Michael Gerson: Sarah Palin has left a very bad taste in my mouth.
Palin looked better killing the birds in the background. Mistake to let them live this time... and mock her.
That isn't what happened, you pseudonymous dickhead.
Toby Petzold
If you took time off from raving insanely, and actually read my posts, you would realize that I have posted my real name more than once.
maybe... Sanford ....he said there were other women. That big mouth of her's might have please Sanford...
gross, i know
Watching the Full 18-minute Monty on MSNBC, it's just filled with howlers.
Another good one: "That would be the quitter's way out!"
Uh-huh.
Poor Toby. The love of his life is a quitter. He shall have to continue to stroke alone.
-caw!!- CAAAAAWWWW!!!!!!!*
*Translation:
This one's loste her mind!!!
Mark Shields: Palin is probably the most charismatic figure in the repuke party.
A measure of the depths to which they have fallen.
Palin: I'm fighting indifference by quitting.
This woman is absurd.
"I promised efficiencies and effectiveness. That's not how I'm wired."
This woman is absurd.
The Old Man From Scene 24
Along with about 30 percent of the population who revere her.
My god she is monumentally dumb.
maybe... Sanford ....he said there were other women. That big mouth of her's might have please Sanford...
Either that, or somone told her Wurzelbacher made more money in the first half of '09, and she's pissed.
Which one of you liberal freaks am I going to pound some sense into first?
basketball!
but of course
I said it before. Palin: "I'm a celebrity, get me out of here!"
-CAAAAWWW- -RAAAWWWWWWWWKK!!!!-*
*Translation:
Now be ridiculed, you silly, rambling killer of innocent Turkeys!!
Round ball bitches!
LEAVE THE REPUBLICAN PARTY ALOOOONE! Can't you see it has suffered enough?
Speaking of basketball, there's a rumor that her undoing might be a 3-on-3.
Failin' Palin: Only dead fish go with the flow.
Ignorant about animal behavior too.
Which one of you liberal freaks am I going to pound some sense into first?
John Edwards
No thanks, I never watch your silly TV show about talking to dead people.
The comedy force is strong with this one.
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She's a schoolyard legend.
Palin: It's halfway through the 3rd quarter of a tight game, so I'm lobbing the ball to the ref and running
they're giving her a daytime talk show: wingnut Oprah
-CAWWW!!!- RRRAAAQQ!!-*
*Translation:
"I shit on your head! Figuratively now, literally later!"
She is, and I say this one sparingly, DUMBER than W.
Poor Toby. The love of his life is a quitter. He shall have to continue to stroke alone.
Toonscribe: domestic shorthair
That's probably what drove her to quit ...
Why do you filthy sacks of shit care abt Palin's decision? It's her prerogative, so what's it to you?
Toby Petzold
why do you call us filthy sacks of shit?
that's the question.
I wonder if she told her family before she did this.
Has anyone else noticed that IMDB has engineered a workaround for popup blockers? Despite having my popup zapper armed and unholstered in both Firefox and Safari, IMDB still manages to squeak popups by. And, as you'd expect, the ads are the absolute bottom of the barrel. This is a tough one, because it's a company's right to annoyingly pop ads up in our faces. It's also a company's right to figure ways around our attempts to block them. But get a clue. The fact that popup blockers are now built right into every major Web browser is a sign that the Web-going public has voted overwhelmingly against the popup. The IMDB ads are especially loathsome for two reasons: 1) They're actually popunders -- so they pop up, but then burrow themselves underneath all of your other browser windows only to be discovered much later. 2) IMDB is owned by Amazon, which is usually on the very cutting edge of user interface best practices. You're better than that, Bezos.
I am a point guard who is keeping my eye on the ball to protect the ball and yet also pass the ball to keep from pounding my head against the wall for energy independence.
All net, all the time!
"To visit our wounded drone pilots overseas."
Traveling through states and stuff is so scary I have to quit a year early. And I don't have to get my ass kicked in the next Governor's race. Also.
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I feel sorry for the dog that's going to feel Toby's wrath.
Trigg!
http://rpc.blogrolling.com/redir...renegade.com%
2F
the sad thing is, even with a little criminal prosecution, i think she's still gonna land on her feet. a lengthy investigation and public trial exposing the dozens of other criminal rethugs still in office up there? we'll see. but i doubt it, and i put sarah on the radio or teevee within a couple of years at the most. they love her too much, she's a big chunk of their 'future,' and she was already halfway there to being martry bible spice. this just perfects that.
why do you call us filthy sacks of shit?
Because he's plagiarizing.
.
Governor's salary isn't enough, what with college bills and... oh, never mind.
dipshit Gerson: Franken has been one of the most poisonous figures in politics.
Hilarious coming from a wingnut.
-CCAW!!- RRRAACKK!!-*
*Translation:
"MORE TRIGS????? Hell, NO!!"
Rich Lowry has nothing to stroke for now...
I thought she was a HOCKEY mom.
I may be filthy and filled with shit, but I still wasn't stupid enough to vote for crazy lady.
"A little magnet that says, Don't ramble incoherently for 18 minutes, your friends don't need it and your enemies won't believe you anyway."
PALIN IS A QUITTER!
QUITTER.
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Reasons for resignation: fear of traveling on lame ducks, having to keep her eyes on somebody's balls.
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why do you call us filthy sacks of shit?
that's the question.
charley
Toby is an angry lower middle class white man. A lot of them are angry, and like him, at the wrong things.
It's really too bad they're that uninformed. Toby, with internet skills, really has no excuse.
"North To The Future" was on the Alaskan licence plates from about '66 to '75
okay now that's some sax playing
She wants more time to shoot wolves from helicopters...
And Keith and Rachel are off... too bad
but ms Maddow caught a big fish!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/
20...n_n_224786.html
The ducks were to accentuate the lame duck theme of the speech.
Just a fucking quitter.
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mittens is askeerd now
See what happens when I go out for awhile? I almost crapped myself on the drive home when they made the announcement!
Now she'll have time to visit Ireland again, for more than 22 minutes.
In a year Sarah Palin will be worth more than all of us combined.
Now, that sucks!
i put sarah on the radio or teevee within a couple of years at the most. they love her too much, she's a big chunk of their 'future,' and she was already halfway there to being martry bible spice. this just perfects that.
chicago dyke, kitten
I certainly agree with you about that.
I'm betting exercise show.
So far the Liberal MSNBC either has two Republicans on at once, or one Dem and one Repub.
dipshit Gerson: Franken has been one of the most poisonous figures in politics.
Wow, and he hasn't even been sworn in yet... that has to be a record, dude!
She is, and I say this one sparingly, DUMBER than W.
Penguin Fan
-CCAAWW!!- -RAAAAAK!!-*
*Translation:
"And they call us 'birdbrains'..Keep advancing in that direction, doofus."
Levi seems to be the most grounded of all those exiting the clown car.
Jogging and B-ball are not native to Alaska also.
How about having two Dems on at once just laughing themselves silly?
"Today were going to work on our glutes"
"Here look!!!!"
Palin will end up on Fox and when she fails there, she'll "advance" to 700 Club.
Bailin' Palin.
HAW.
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"Here look!!!!"
Penguin Fan
Were those geese, or dolphins?
Palin will end up on Fox and when she fails there, she'll "advance" to 700 Club.
cosmosis the shodan
nah. Straight to Porn
Were those geese, or dolphins?
Jeffraham, Mister Bobby
Dude. It's Alaska.
speaking of incoherent.
altho, and hunter was right, he's just a rock and roll punk. but if it came down to sarah or keith, i'm voting for keith.
The ducks were to accentuate the lame duck theme of the speech.
Penguin Fan
She won the Sitting Duck Award... also.
Bailin' Palin.
Bailin' Failin' Palin.
Haw. Haw.
I could've straightened her out with a good, hard spanking, but Cindy wouldn't let me.
Now look what's happened . . .
In a year Sarah Palin will be worth more than all of us combined.
Now, that sucks!
Anonymous | 07.03.09 - 7:55 pm | #
Good for her. I couldn't care less.
What will First Dude do now?
18 minutes.
Where is Nixon when we need him?
I guess Palin has changed the significance of circumstances heading south.
North is the new south.
In a year Sarah Palin will be worth more than all of us combined.
Now, that sucks!
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People will look to the north for the sunrise. Also.
I think Einstein proved that if you look North to the future with a powerful enough telescope, eventually you can see your own ass.
Where is Nixon when we need him?
Penguin Fan
You really want Rosemary Woods, I think.
In a year Sarah Palin will be worth more than all of us combined.
I'd rather be me than her any day.
I'll bet Tweety is torn between crying and fapping right now. Maybe he'll just go for both.
"Boo hoo, no more hot political clown!"
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In a year Sarah Palin will be worth more than all of us combined.
She will need the money to support her kids' kids because their boyfriends won't.
Where is Nixon when we need him?
Daid, where he rightfully and actually belongs.
North is the new south
orygun has armed border hippies to prevent infiltration
My char siu is marinating in the fridge...step one in my ramen oddessy. Tomorrow I roast the char siu, and also some bones and veggies, the first setp in making ramen broth.
What will First Dude do now?
He'll just be a dude. He'll abide.
In a year Sarah Palin will be worth more than all of us combined.
Not with her spending habits.
She won the Sitting Duck Award... also.
George Johnston | Homepage | 07.03.09 - 7:58 pm | #
Ding Ding Ding Clang.
A winner.
pseudonymous dickhead:
I have posted my real name more than once
I don't care.
Jailin' Bailin' Failin' Palin
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OK, so who is the leader of the GOP again?
balin failin palin left a trail in before she sailed in.
Where is Nixon when we need him?
Penguin Fan
Uh oh. What does it say that I had the same thought as Penguin Fan?
Like I needed any more reasons to think Marion Barry was an asshole.
http://www.prospect.org/cs/
artic...s_moral_compass
Jailin' Bailin' Failin' Palin
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Fielding Mellish |
yours is better. /pout/
MSNBC finally gets to go back to prison porn.
fuck, we have to switch to cnn now. what's the channel again?
That was absolutely HILARIOUS. Somwhere, Rachel and Keith have not yet stopped laughing.
OK, so who is the leader of the GOP again?
I think it's the guy in my gravatar.
Uh oh. What does it say that I had the same thought as Penguin Fan?
ina
What's that line from House of the Rising Sun?
Get ready for a life of sin and misery!
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McCain's advisors call her derailin' Palin.
This woman is absurd.
The Old Man From Scene 24
Along with about 30 percent of the population who revere her.
Adam Hominem
It's worse than that, really, since almost 50% voted for her. That's the scary part...
OK, so who is the leader of the GOP again?
They're back to Last White Man Standing.
Mark Levin:
...and you're going to see a lot of the Northeast corridor, the west coast corridor, continue to ridicule and attack this woman..you know, I just think that what's been going on with her and against her is the most vicious, vile, contemptable operation I've ever seen. They've filed 15 ethics complaints against her and I can't prove this, but knowing Obama and Raum Emmanuel and David Axelrod, knowing how Obama ran for the Senate, knowing how sleazy.. THAT'S RIGHT..e is and his people, knowing how they strong arm, I wouldn't doubt there's a coordination effort going on between the DNC and the White House and the Democrats in Alaska to attack her relentlessly with these phony ethics complaints, and she explained that those complaints are costing her a fortune and distracting her in any event.
And people say I sucked at this....
OK, so who is the leader of the GOP again?
Rush Limpbaugh or Newt Gingrich.
Good luck with that Goper idiots.
Get ready for a life of sin and misery!
Adam Hominem
Well, that's not so bad, I guess.
Just got back from the town's Fourth of July parade.
Son was carrying a banner in it for one of the string bands.
Had both the fundie church and the Knights of Columbus trying to hand me literature.
I got some very UN-Xian dirty looks when I declined and said "I don't do religion."
i ain't gonna give you know bullshit, and i ain't gonna give you know lies.
i need a good woman...
what is this woman breathing in? Good christ! It's certainly not oxygen
I have to say though that that video of her breathlessly saying those stupid and trite and untrue things is hilarious! I'm sorry she's gone - she sure was depencable for ass-hattery
Shorter Mark Levin:
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Palin: It's halfway through the 3rd quarter of a tight game, so I'm lobbing the ball to the ref and running
cosmosis the shodan
Sarah, honey. You don't punt in hockey...
MSNBC finally gets to go back to prison porn.
The Old Man From Scene 24
If the rumors are to be believed soon to be starring... Sarah Palin!
wow, Anderson at 8pm just for Palin
Sounded like dolphins, to me.
One thing I do like about Palin is her glasses. Very cool.
yours is better. /pout/
chicago dyke, kitten
Nope, we're all winners today.
I'll be laughing over passing the ball for victory for a week.
(knocks glass in toast w/chidy)
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I'll bet Tweety is torn between crying and fapping right now. Maybe he'll just go for both.
"Boo hoo, no more hot political clown!"
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Fielding Mellish
He and Lowry can cry on each others' hardons.
Man, the Republican Party is just disintegrating right before our eyes isn't it?
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I got some very UN-Xian dirty looks when I declined and said "Go shove your religious proseletysing up your ass!"
Terry C - Castrating B*tch*
fyt - just guessing
I tried to pass the ball to someone who could pay me and everybody ran away. WTF?
She might be right, thanks to global warming!
One thing I do like about Palin is her glasses. Very cool.
Olga NYC
Overpriced.
I am having a Black Mocha Stout beer. It is teh good stuff.
Oh, look! Isn't that cute? O'Reilly's gone back to his days with Inside Edition or whatever the fuck that schlock was called.
Tomorrow I roast the char siu, and also some bones and veggies, the first setp in making ramen broth.
Tlazolteotl, parroted
I always thought Step One is to open the little foil thingy.
(knocks glass in toast w/chidy)
hear hear, sir.
Faux snooz viewers - people who worship a politician that quotes fridge magnets in a farewell speech.
Apparently she couldn't find a good quote from a beer bottle cap.
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I think I need to scoot to Mt. Pilot.
brbiaf
--Josh Marshall quote of the day:
"John McCain and his shrewd judge of character."
OK, so who is the leader of the GOP again?
See how naturally you turn to demagoguery? Pathetic little follower.
Bill O'Falafel is airing a timely retrospective on John Wayne.
and she explained that those complaints are costing her a fortune and distracting her in any event.
Damned at Random
didn't she get a book deal Lucrati=ve one at that. And there's thge wingnut-welfare speaking circuit
I'm guessing she got caught with her hand in the till or her panties at half-mast
i have never enjoyed faux news quite so much as in the immediate aftermath of palin's announcement.
comedy gold.
I got some very UN-Xian dirty looks when I declined and said "I don't do religion."
Terry C - Castrating B*tch*
I usually respond, "No thanks, we're not buying any Jesus today."
Yeah, Sarah all torn up about misusing Alaskan public funds.
Where do I projectile vomit?
people who worship a politician that quotes fridge magnets in a farewell speech.
The rest of the speech was so absurd that the fridge magnet quote didn't stand out at the time.
"She's quitting to go work for Cobra, as The Baroness."
I always thought Step One is to open the little foil thingy.
See, this is my problem. It is so hard to get a really good bowl of ramen, so much so that I have to learn to make it at home.
Sonny Landreth up next
www.kboo.org
I got some very UN-Xian dirty looks when I declined and said "Go shove your religious proseletysing up your ass!"
Terry C - Castrating B*tch*
fyt - just guessing
troll-baiter
The crew from the fundie church wouldn't have understood me had I said "proselytizing".
Too big a word. Two many syllables.
I WANTED to tell the Knights of Columbus group "Hey, abortion isn't going to be criminalized after all. Too bad for YOU!"
the lt gov was great too, in his call with cnn.
crowley: what the fuck did palin just say?
lt gov: well, she expressed it so well that i can't add a single word to whatever the fuck it was.
I'm guessing she got caught with her hand in the till
That's what I think, there must be scandal just over the horizon.
She's gonna shave half her hair off any day now.
Inflatable baby floats recalled.
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Overpriced.
Terry C - Castrating B*tch* | Homepage | 07.03.09 - 8:07 pm | #
I wouldn't know. I just like the way they look.
I usually respond, "No thanks, we're not buying any Jesus today."
melior
I like what a gay buddy of mine said to a fundie who said "Have you found Jesus?'
"Yes...and I returned him for size!"
Is that Gizmo looking bummed? What's he got to worry about? He's not in California.
Eighteen minutes of 'I quit. Also.' With birds...
Obviously inflatable babies float??
I wouldn't know. I just like the way they look.
Olga NYC
Fair enough.
I'm sure the price got jacked up because Mooselina was wearing them.
Not that I would WANT to wear anything SHE wears.
wow. just saw it.
what a whackaloon.
and the repub congressman from texas on faux news - don't recall his name
"she is totally honest and spoke from the heart. she spoke from the heart. and whatever the fuck it was she said, it was totally honest. and straight from the heart."
See how naturally you turn to demagoguery
dude. How was that demagiguery? do you know the meaning of the words you try to use. That word does not mean what you think it means.
Billo is doing celebrity dead white people to offset the MJ news...also.
She's gonna shave half her hair off any day now.
As long as she doesn't flash her coochie from her ATV or helicopter, I couldn't care less.
"i'm going to keep my promise to the people that elected me by quitting part way through my term!"
"she is totally honest and spoke from the heart. she spoke from the heart. and whatever the fuck it was she said, it was totally honest. and straight from the heart."
dirk gently,sociopathetic
"She's stupid. That's the way we LIKE women to be."
No tears. No apologies for letting the voters down.
She's a cold playah.
She's gonna shave half her hair off any day now.
MP
she'll have to dye it blond to be a fauxnews host
wow. just saw it.
what a whackaloon.
jdw
-CCAAWWWW!!- CCAAAAAWW!!--*
*translation:
You said it, brother!
OK, so who is the leader of the GOP again?
They're back to Last White Man Standing.
Toonscribe: domestic shorthair
that was good. very good.
i'm pretty sure i was meant to be as cool as keith richards, and as dandy as mick jagger, i don't know what happened to fuck my life up so famously.
she is totally honest and spoke from the heart. she spoke from the
heart. and whatever the fuck it was she said, it was totally honest.
and straight from the heart.
Well, it pretty obviously didn't come from her brain.
OK now, that's a funny Deep Thought. Glad I put my beer down first...
she is totally honest and spoke from the heart.
Every word out of her mouth is a lie. Including "also".
brave sir sarah ran away
bravely ran away away
when ethics panels reared their heads
she bravely turned around and fled
brave brave brave
sir sarah
Not that I would WANT to wear anything SHE wears.
Terry C - Castrating B*tch* | Homepage | 07.03.09 - 8:13 pm | #
I never thought of it like that. If I see something I like, I will incorporate it, when possible.
CNN Replays 'The Rant'!!
cnn is showing it again in full right now, just started.
"America is now, more than ever, looking North to the Future."
Because Maine is going to turn into Kansas in about 30 years.
i put sarah on the radio or teevee within a couple of years at the most. they love her too much, she's a big chunk of their 'future,' and she was already halfway there to being martry bible spice. this just perfects that.
chicago dyke, kitten
A living Martyr? It's a Miracle!!1!*
Talk about having your cake and eating it, too...
*from the Latin for "Ooh, lookie!".
"we've got a lot accomplished in 2 years [lists accomplishements] and that's why i have to step down; it's the only way to get things accomplished."
apparently "politics as usual" = "doing your fucking job."
and sarah don't play that game.
cnn is showing it again in full right now, just started.
plum p,better democrats please
If it bleeds, it leads. If it bleats, it repeats...
Just got back from the pizza joint. Have any new repubs self-immolated since 4:00?
I cannot listen to her for more than five minutes.
That voice would curdle milk.
BESIDES the moronic shit that comes out of her mouth.
cnn is showing it again in full right now, just started.
plum p,better democrats please | 07.03.09 - 8:16 pm | #
i'm waiting for the transcripts. no one should have to hear it twice.
brave sir sarah ran away
bravely ran away away
when ethics panels reared their heads
she bravely turned around and fled
brave brave brave
sir sarah
dirk gently,sociopathetic
Bravely advancing to the rear
That's our Brave Sir Sarah, dear!
Also.
In other news, the US ranks 45th in life expectancy.
Forty-four countries' citizens have a longer life expectancy than ours do, obviously deservedly so.
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Governor Palin was so wrapped up in her politics, she forgot you're actually expected to do stuff as governor.
These pukes narcissist well.
Palin is Bush redux.
Resents that she actually has to WORK once elected to a political office.
Not that Bush was ELECTED in 2000...
CNN Replays 'The Rant'!!
Watching the entire thing in context is more damaging than any cherry picked clips. But I've seen it now and am not going to watch it again.
Just flipped onto that X-Files movie... they just looked at the official portrait of George W. Bush as the X-files theme played and wordlessly looked at each other. Funny.
Well, if she spoke from the heart, it's agood indication of how screwed up that is, too.
Fancy pageant walkin'.
(haven't left for Pilot yet, but threatening)
quitter quitter quitter!
apparently "politics as usual" = "doing your fucking job."
'struth.
Repub don't seem interested in governing. They're the New York Knicks of politics.
Resents that she actually has to WORK once elected to a political office.
but even bush sucked it up and stayed in office the last painful six months. granted, it might have been better if he hadn't....
Just got back from the pizza joint. Have any new repubs self-immolated since 4:00?
Gromit
BREAKING:
Newt Gingrich runs through traffic wearing nothing but a tinfoil codpiece
'I know how to pass the ball for victory'
Rock on!
Forty-four countries' citizens have a longer life expectancy than ours do,
But our Health Care System is the Best the World Has Ever Known!
[rolleyes goes here]
quitter. FAILure. looser. bimbo.
Good lord. I picked a helluva day to re-roof the house. Hottest day of the year and no internets to look at when Palin imploded.
Be sure to thank the President and Congress. This week, with news of some 467,000 jobs lost in June, the Bureau of Labor Statistics estimates that the U.S. has now lost about two million jobs since the economic stimulus package passed. Even more notable is that the average workweek has been slashed to 33 hours - the lowest number on record. When the President signed his $787 billion stimulus package into law, he confidently asserted that unemployment would not exceed eight percent. If Congress hadn’t passed it, he warned, it would rise to nine percent by 2010. Well, unemployment reached 9.5 percent last month, meaning, by the President’s own logic, that his stimulus package has failed.
No wonder all that liberals want to talk about is Sarah Palin.
they just looked at the official portrait of George W. Bush as the X-files theme played and wordlessly looked at each other. Funny.
The Old Man From Scene 24
I love that scene. Says it all.
she said this was planned out for some time.
um, ok.
and she couldn't do better then this?
wtf?
Palin's speech delivery has always been dripping with schoolyard snark and ire, IMO.
Once you get the golden ring, you need to gauge that shit back a notch or two.
Pretty soon we'll have Sarahcuda to kick around a fuck load.
"A stunning announcement not just grammatically, but politically." - Anderson Cooper
she quoted a refrigerator magnet...
I think she announces Monday that she has become Empress of the Teabaggasigi.
"But our Health Care System is the Best the World Has Ever Known!"
It probably has a lot more to do with bullets and cars.
In other news, the US ranks 45th in life expectancy.
But our health care system is the envy of the world!
"No wonder all that liberals want to talk about is Sarah Palin."
--John Dover
All I can say is thanks GWB.
Forty-four countries' citizens have a longer life expectancy than ours do,
Factor out all the black males shooting one another and I bet that's not true.
but even bush sucked it up and stayed in office the last painful six months. granted, it might have been better if he hadn't....
dirk gently,sociopathetic
I think he spent most of those last six months drunk.
Sounded like it in his last few public appearances.
John, you got a brother named Ben?
Her speechwriters must have taken their degrees from Phoenix Online University.
and she explained that those complaints are costing her a fortune and distracting her in any event.
Damned at Random
See, if only she had read Batman as a child, she would have learned that Crime Does Not Pay!
she said this was planned out for some time.
She's a liar.
and she couldn't do better then this?
Not if she had a year to prepare for it.
Marines attacking in Afghanistan!
what will happen to the poor Taliban?
are the Taliban's rights being violated?
teh horror!
Comment by John Dover blocked.
Whatever.
And anyway, a train wreck is always interesting.
It's horrifying but fascinating, too.
oh, you doubt me?
i know i'm cooler than al franken.
and he's a fuck'n senator.
She wants to spend more time looking at Russia from her house.
And fishing, also.
A stunning announcement not just grammatically, but politically
Ooo! ZING!
here
not dead
but cranky
Luby has got nothing.
she quoted a refrigerator magnet...
???
(and a cold beer to omfs24)
she said this was planned out for some time.
um, ok.
and she couldn't do better then this?
wtf?
jdw
She couldn't miss the chance to dump before the Friday afternoon before the long weekend, silly.
Be sure to thank the President and Congress. This week, with news of some 467,000 jobs lost in June, the Bureau of Labor Statistics estimates that the U.S. has now lost about two million jobs since the economic stimulus package passed. Even more notable is that the average workweek has been slashed to 33 hours - the lowest number on record. When the President signed his $787 billion stimulus package into law, he confidently asserted that unemployment would not exceed eight percent. If Congress hadn’t passed it, he warned, it would rise to nine percent by 2010. Well, unemployment reached 9.5 percent last month, meaning, by the President’s own logic, that his stimulus package has failed.
No wonder all that liberals want to talk about is Sarah Palin.
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I know your brother, Ben
So, nobody but me wants to go to the Lodge on the Desert?
quitter. FAILure. looser. bimbo.
Ya' can't argue against truth.
No wonder all that liberals want to talk about is Sarah Palin.
John Dover
please enlighten us with conservative ideas of how to create a new manufacturing base and increase the size of the middle-class...
the last guy you put in there seems to have fucked your country over for the next 20 years...
And fishing, also.
MP
didn't ted intertoobs and his wife have a contractor build a giant carp of gold or something to put at the foot of the stairs in his addition? also?
The US accidental death rate was the lowest on record in 1992, and is close to that now. Airbags, trauma medicine advances, etc.
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are the poor T-T-T-T-T-T-Taliban's rights b-b-b-b-b-being v-v-v-v-v-violated?
teh h-h-h-h-h-horror!
Failin Palin Balin!
she quoted a refrigerator magnet...
She did:
though I think of the saying on my parents' refrigerator that says "Don't explain: your friends don't need it and your enemies won't believe you anyway."
Crazy guy on CNN:
She's electrifying! She's so out of the box!
I LOVE HER!
"As an important fortune cookie slip I once read said, "13 45 28 12 22 36." Oops, wrong side" - Palin giving policy speech.
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the last guy you put in there seems to have fucked your country over for the next 20 years...
troll-baiter
Trolls don't do truth.
Or facts.
Everything they need to know they get from Rush or Faux Noise.
Bulletin: Heidi Watney is still cute.
We now return to your regularly scheduled blogging.
| 07.03.09 - 8:27 pm |,
That was beautiful.
I'm still learning to decipher her cutesy Alaskan-American colloquialisms...
Apparently "all these silly accusations" is localspeak for "25-count ethics indictments". Who knew?
No wonder all that liberals want to talk about is Sarah Palin.
The Republicans destroyed the economy and we are enjoying the implosion of the Republican Party.
betcha U!
This puts pressure on sanford and ensign to not resign.
Can we put her back IN the box now?
And seal the lid up REAL good and tight?
Be sure to thank the President and Congress. This week, with news of some 467,000 jobs lost in June, the Bureau of Labor Statistics estimates that the U.S. has now lost about two million jobs since the economic stimulus package passed. Even more notable is that the average workweek has been slashed to 33 hours - the lowest number on record. When the President signed his $787 billion stimulus package into law, he confidently asserted that unemployment would not exceed eight percent. If Congress hadn’t passed it, he warned, it would rise to nine percent by 2010. Well, unemployment reached 9.5 percent last month, meaning, by the President’s own logic, that his stimulus package has failed.
Bzzzzt! Sorry, but your "facts" are not worth shit, fuckface.
She did
Ack! What a knucklehead.
she quoted a refrigerator magnet...
???
Gromit
almost at the end:
"First things first: as Governor, I love my job and I love Alaska. It hurts to make this choice but I am doing what’s best for Alaska. I’ve explained why… though I think of the saying on my parents’ refrigerator that says “Don’t explain: your friends don’t need it and your enemies won’t believe you anyway.”
http://blogs.wsj.com/washwire/20...s-announcement/
yes, it's the full transcript!
NAO to the Pilot!
Crazy guy on CNN:
She's electrifying! She's so out of the box!
I LOVE HER!
there's a guy who wants to get into the box...
Did I mention 57 million people voted for her.
"And seal the lid up REAL good and tight?"
[gets out caulking gun]
She's electrifying! She's so out of the padded cell!
Fried his Transformer.
Bzzzzt! Sorry, but your "facts" are not worth shit, fuckface.
FUCK WINGERS
He probably got those "facts" from some right wing site anyway.
I think of the saying on my parents’ refrigerator that says “Don’t explain: your friends don’t need it and your enemies won’t believe you anyway.”
Yes, something as trivial as a governor abruptly quitting office midterm needs no explanation.
Palin can loose-cannon and rip Emperor Hussein Narcissus-Jiveass as new asshole as the Obama Disaster widens...
gonna be fun!
"Don’t explain: your friends don’t need it and your enemies won’t believe you anyway.”
Isn't it "lie," not "explain"?
Her parents' refrigerator is her speach writer? Who knew?
Did I mention 57 million people voted for her.
A. Morphous
More like voted AGAINST Obama.
Couldn't have a N(clang!) in the White House.
Did I mention 57 million people voted for her.
A. Morphous
some, but most voted against the neeklang.
Palin's Parent's Refrigerator 2012!
I wish to fuck that Arnie would go and do likewise.
shit:
The Republicans destroyed the economy and we are enjoying the implosion of the Republican Party.
*flush*
Title for "speech": Baked Alaska
oh,,yeah...
i was round when jesus had his moment of doubt and pain...
anastasia screamed in vain...
oh, yeah....
I wish to fuck that Arnie would go and do likewise.
"Mac, show me a vay otta ehr!"
The Republicans destroyed the economy and we are enjoying the implosion of the Republican Party.
The Old Man From Scene 24
Certainly am.
did you raed Matt Tabibi's piece in Rolling Stone - I'd say the fuckwits at goldman are more to blame than the pukkkes - clinton's guy rubin is included in the collective of fuckwits
liberals, "progressives" apoplectic over the Governor of Alaska!
who knew?
Draft the Palin's Fridge!
it is the leadership that the Republican Party is searching for!
They still actually voted for her.
whatcha drinkin, Ms. C? whatever you like.
So, nobody but me wants to go to the Lodge on the Desert?
Can we go when the temp is
She couldn't miss the chance to dump before the Friday afternoon before the long weekend, silly.
melior | 07.03.09 - 8:26 pm | #
plus i think letterman is off next week.
I have me a new theory.
Palin is too lazy to actually study policy, or Govern Alaska. She is greedy too. Witness the RNC credit card shopping trips from last year.
She is just simply cashing out.
They still actually voted for her.
A. Morphous
Then they're not very bright.
Let's see... Republicans who have melted down recently...
Sanford
Coleman
Pawlenty
Schwarzenegger
Ensign
Palin
Droppin' like flies!
http://www.lodgeonthedesert.com/
sigh.
...less that 110?
Palin can loose-cannon and rip Emperor Hussein Narcissus-Jiveass as new asshole from jailas the Obama Disaster widens...
gonna be fun!
Lubyanka
FYT
whatcha drinkin, Ms. C? whatever you like.
chicago dyke, kitten
Diet Pepsi.
Twist of lemon.
Thank yew!
Nothing like some beers and Bob Wills on a Friday night...
Talk about that instead, please.
Palin's Parent's Refrigerator 2012!
The Old Man From Scene 24
Time to go have a few. Enjoy the mirth, koolbatz.
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don't worry about the ethics thing - all those accusations have been dismissed! that's why she has to quit! because of all those dismissed accusations!
She is just simply cashing out.,
White trash Oprah for the wingers.
Trolls are beside themselves. Their last great hope just took a dive.
Mittens!
I think I'll go down next weekend. Temperatures? Doesn't matter. It'll be delicious. Their restaurant isnt quite finished, but that's okay too - the bar's working very well.
liberals, "progressives" apoplectic over the Governor of Alaska!
apoplectic? are you kidding? this is the most fum i've had in months!
now, if someone I'D voted for and trusted and supported and defended pulled this shit, you'd see some apoplectic.
but i guess you don't roll that way.
One mini-stroke and she could have been president by now, FSM help us.
Palin's Parent's Refrigerator 2012!
The Old Man From Scene 24
Gotta be smarter than she is.
Palin is too lazy to actually study policy, or Govern Alaska. She is greedy too. Witness the RNC credit card shopping trips from last year.
She is just simply cashing out.
trifecta |
i agree. but: her lawyer friend also told her, "cash out now while you can still raise a defense retainer bc in 6mos you'll be broke if you're left on your own resources." she's gonna make a run for it, i bet. martyr all the time. we'll see how long it works.
Auntie, you are a food and history Goddess. We should worship you you know.
She is just simply cashing out.
Truth rears its lovely head again.
Laughing our asses off = "apoplectic"
Goddamn, but conservatards are stupid,
t4ell me baby what's my name?
tell me sweetie....
ad hom
what, did Palin out desk-jockey Valerie P-P-P-P-P-P-Plame?
liberals, "progressives" apoplectic over the Governor of Alaska!
sorry to disappoint dude - but I laughed my ass off at her breathless speech. Best laugh I've had in weeks - I'd say it's shadenfruede
not charitable, but the things reich wingers say tends to make people feel less charitable - how many racist epithets have you used on this thread alone? 10-15? 20? come on dude you're a pukkke.
Laughing our asses off = "apoplectic"
Apoplectic Boogaloo.
liberals, "progressives" apoplectic over the Governor of Alaska!
this is the most fun since Franken won, or the Mark Sanford train wreck, or President Obama's Inauguration, or Election Night 2008
Gotta be smarter than she is.
Terry C - Castrating B*tch*
at least the light comes on when you open the door.
"Goddamn, but conservatards are stupid,"
yes... yes they are
One mini-stroke and she could have been president by now, FSM help us. - A. Morphous
Who did she stroke and when did she stroke it?
One mini-stroke and she could have been president by now, FSM help us.
She'd have pushed Old Man McCain down the stairs in the first week.
martyr all the time.
Milkin' it, baby, milkin' it...that evil Letterman, it's all his fault!
Maybe Palin can do a variety show like the Bradys.
Trip, Trig, Skunk, and Skeeter could pantomime the national anthem.
what, did Palin out desk-jockey Valerie P-P-P-P-P-P-Plame?
Lubyanka
Word is, there's an indictment with Sarah's name on it.
Who did she stroke and when did she stroke it?
bo, Tincture of Ignore!
Maybe she had to help Levi get out of those stiff jeans.
Palin put the Peter Principle past predefined parameters.
SO many repub scandals I had to look up ensign to remind myself what he did.
Man, what IS it with fucktards and this OBSESSION they have with Valerie Pflame?
you know what the funniest part is?
the idiots trying to still defend her!
jesus christ on a mooseburger, is it worth that much just not to say "we might have been wrong about her?"
at least the light comes on when you open the door.
Auntie, you are a food and history Goddess. We should worship you you know.
Would that involve lavishing 7 and 8mm pearl strings on me? Also, grilled chicken with pico de gallo and long afternoons side stroking in teh pool, with Arthur sitting on teh side? I would like that?
jesus christ on a mooseburger, is it worth that much just not to say "we might have been wrong about her?"
dirk gently
Yes, we Edwards' supporters ate a big helping of crow. We set them such a good example.
jesus christ on a mooseburger, is it worth that much just not to say "we might have been wrong about her?"
they are never wrong.
For AndyG (I tried to find "The Party Won't Start 'Til the Playboys Get Here," but couldn't. Maybe that's not the song's name? 
)
Hey, more or less camping out for the weekend. No hot water heater until Monday. Turds at Sears had to be beaten on three times before they would admit that was the best they could do.
made damn sure that pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate.
she's not jebus, but i think it's a mistake to misunderestimate ms. palin.
just saying.
SO many repub scandals I had to look up ensign to remind myself what he did.
His scandal isn't even that bad compared to Nevada Governor Gibbons. Go read about that one.
How many racist epithets have you used on this thread alone? 10-15? 20? come on dude you're a pukkke.
troll-baiter
Racist, sexist, homophobic.
Luby hates everyone.
"I would like that?"
I bet you would.
And you deserve it.
Gotta be smarter than she is.
Terry C - Castrating B*tch*
at least the light comes on when you open the door.
dirk gently,sociopathetic
are the Taliban's rights being violated?
You're next, bitch.
.
Zapette's currently massacring slugs in our garden with cups of Miller High Life. That's certainly more interesting that anything Sarah Palin does or says, isn't it?
Man, what IS it with fucktards and this OBSESSION they have with Valerie Pflame?
Terry C - Castrating B*tch*
Intelligent, bright, lovely woman with a good marriage working for the CIA and doing it successfully.
What isn't there to hate about her from the winger's side?
at least the light comes on when you open the door.
Oh, my. Dirk wins.
she's not jebus, but i think it's a mistake to misunderestimate ms. palin.
She's done. Too close to Regnus Chimpus.
One mini-stroke and she could have been president by now, FSM help us.
She'd have pushed Old Man McCain down the stairs in the first week.
The Old Man From Scene 24
Oh, you betcha!
"progressives"--like poofter Andrew Sullivan--utterly, mysteriously obsessed with Sarah Palin!
who knew!
Would that involve lavishing 7 and 8mm pearl strings on me? Also, grilled chicken with pico de gallo and long afternoons side stroking in teh pool, with Arthur sitting on teh side? I would like that?
GWPDA
in a oversize copper tub, filled with bubbles, serving you mimosas and Arthur can have pate. we'd stand respectfully with towels by the side of the pool while you swam.
Zapette's currently massacring slugs in our garden with cups of Miller High Life. That's certainly more interesting that anything Sarah Palin does or says, isn't it?
AndyG | Homepage
She couldn't let them die in dignity with a better beer?
Thanks, ina. Good stuff.
Dirk wins. - Cornpone Down Under
Seconding CDU. 
Zapette's currently massacring slugs in our garden with cups of Miller High Life.
AndyG
What a way to go!
"jesus christ on a mooseburger, is it worth that much just not to say "we might have been wrong about her?""
You must not know wingnuts that well. Admitting that they're wrong is tantamount to dying. They'll eat their own warmed-over shit 100 times before admitting something like that.
Whenever I need inspiration, I think of my mom's refrigerator. She always had extra cookies in the freezer.
Since when has Sully been a "progressive"?
Zapette's currently massacring slugs in our garden with cups of Miller High Life.
AndyG
There wasn't any Buckhorn on sale?
She couldn't let them die in dignity with a better beer?
One tends to do mercy killings on the cheap when they're unemployed.
once the numbness wears off, and people read the transcripts an listen to it again, palin's resignation speech is going to go down as one of the most messed up piles of steaming bullshit ever to be presented.
you've got to love the faux news side, whose full response seems to be "whatever she said was magic, i can't add anything to that and please, please, PLEASE don't ask me to quote her."
candy crowely has never looked so flummuxed. gobsmacked, as molly ivins used to say. and that's saying something.
GWPDA:
Saw a Shar-pei down at the parade.
Poor little thing has skin problems. I felt so bad for him.
You're welcome, Andy. I think so, too.
"dmitting that they're wrong is tantamount to dying."
with god and reagan on your side (or is it reagan and god?) how can you be wrong?
Zapette's currently massacring slugs in our garden with cups of Miller High Life.
AndyG
"The champagne of bottled beer".
Eww.
And you deserve it.
Pooh. Nobody deserves anything. U get what u get when u get it. The trick is to be grateful when what u haz co-incides with what makes u happy.
Muff Tex
make my day, assphuck
you like me! you really like me!
I'm a point guard keeping my eye on the basket to pass for the win but also keeping my eye on the ball!
In other news: the girls have made a camp under their beds and want to sleep there tonight. I said okay, but vetoed having food under there. Did I do right?
In other news, the US ranks 45th in life expectancy.
Aw, jeez, that's gonna blow Sarah right off the bobbleheads on Sunday. And Mark? Mark who?
In other news: the girls have made a camp under their beds and want to sleep there tonight. I said okay, but vetoed having food under there. Did I do right?
You did great, Ina.
I said okay, but vetoed having food under there. Did I do right?
ina |
Yes.
Pooh. Nobody deserves anything. U get what u get when u get it.
favorite line from "unforgiven" -
"deserve's got nothing to do with it."
"I'm a point guard keeping my eye on the basket to pass for the win but also keeping my eye on the ball!"
... then calling an audible. Also.
Thanks, Thor
Did I do right?
ina |
Of course you did.
I said okay, but vetoed having food under there. Did I do right?
ina | Homepage | 07.03.09 - 8:48 pm | #
perfect!
well, there's gotta be some rules in life... no food under the bed isn't the harshest a person could come up with...
the US ranks 45th in life expectancy
Probably 48th, after I inhale all of those BBQ ribs on tap for tomorrow.
have the Marines read Talibans their Miranda rights?
teh horror!
Phew! Now we are going to CRUSH you!!!
In other news: the girls have made a camp under their beds and want to
sleep there tonight. I said okay, but vetoed having food under there.
Did I do right?
Perfect. They need to haz popcorn and rice krispies treats with U before they go to sleep.
Now we are going to CRUSH you!!!
RUSSIA
make my day, assphuck
Lubyanka
wouldn't assfuck you with cheney's dick dude.
you might want to consider a hobby
ah, unanimity...
Breaking: Sarah Palin not resigning, Steve Simels regrets the error
but: her lawyer friend also told her, "cash out now
There it is.
-
er, the beds have no chance of falling, right ina? we did have one that if you pushed the matress from underneath the slats would fall out and the mattress come to the floor.
safety first, so go lie under the bed and wiggle it a little for them.
Lubyanka is stupid
and not worth talking to
Thanks, everyone. I'm a little worried they're gonna wake up in the middle of the night and say, "What the fuck am I doing here? MOM!??!?!?!11!"
As for the food, I actually said they could have a picnic under there in the daytime sometime so we could clean it all up before bed
ina, on tonight's walk we met a cute 4yo who was decked out in red, white, blue and flags.
"I'm four years old and tomorrow is the fourth of July. My name is Fourthy!"
palin's resignation speech is going to go down as one of the most messed up piles of steaming bullshit ever to be presented.
I couldn't watch that performance without a couple of drinks in me.
That voice just drives me up the wall. I cannot stand her.
Hey barry! How ya doin'?
Have a happy 4th of July bats!
karlpk
There wasn't any Buckhorn on sale?
Supreme Commander Thor
Down here we use Texas Pride......
"What the fuck am I doing here? MOM!??!?!?!11!"
teach those girls not to curse. or camp out with them.
palin's resignation speech is going to go down as one of the most messed up piles of steaming bullshit ever to be presented.
I'll have to watch it later. I'm too sober right now.
Ina - I am so utterly in love with my borrowed babies. That they love each other so much.... It's very good.
Go make rice krispies treats.
"I'm four years old and tomorrow is the fourth of July. My name is Fourthy!"
Gromit
Cute.
P.S. I got the girls' permission to move us to Vermont
but: her lawyer friend also told her, "cash out now"
Yeah, sell low.
Go make rice krispies treats.
GWPDA
Please come visit. I'll buy the marshmallows!
Barry from Free Alaska
We were thinking that you're behind this, bub. What do you have to say for yourself?
I'll have to watch it later. I'm too sober right now.
Supreme Commander Thor | 07.03.09 - 8:52 pm | #
i think reading it will be more fun. especially when atrios, digby, c/t, etc start anylizing it.
I always thought kids picked up cursing on their own... Dad was sure relieved when he figured out we knew the bad words and he could start using them again...
later possibly...
teach those girls not to curse. or camp out with them.
dirk gently,sociopathetic |
heh.
As for the food, I actually said they could have a picnic under there in the daytime sometime so we could clean it all up before bed
ina
These are, like, some really tall beds, right?
I'll have to watch it later. I'm too sober right now.
Supreme Commander Thor | 07.03.09 - 8:52 pm | #
Oh no, watch it now. It's absolutely hilarious!
P.S. I got the girls' permission to move us to Vermont
ina
Yay! Tell them we have good ice cream and lots of cute animals.
analyzing.
my fingers are drunk.
Sarah Palin will be the 2012 presidential candidate for the new American Independence Party. Their primary plank? To support the secession of the U.S from the U.S.
Palin:
Free at last!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c...h?
v=c6ZcmZRtAHw
i think reading it will be more fun. especially when atrios, digby, c/t, etc start anylizing it.
dirk gently,sociopathetic | Homepage | 07.03.09 - 8:54 pm | #
Well, that will definitely be fun, but her body language, squeaky voice, and nervous delivery add something that can't be quantified in words.
Oh no, watch it now. It's absolutely hilarious!
Brooklyn Girl, shady dame
I'm watching it right now and all ready I'm starting to smile.
Hey barry! How ya doin'?
Tlazolteotl, parroted
Doing GREAT!
Thinking about evening drive up to Wasilla and head out on the Best Western Motel float plane dock. It's about 100 yards to Sarah's house, thought I'd just sit out in the nice weather and point and laugh for the tourists.
Did we realise that one of the nicest places in Tucson is West Ina Road?
i'll bet bill krystal is really pissed that he's being forced to defend this nonsense.
no, bill, we won't forget.
palin's resignation speech is going to go down as one of the most messed up piles of steaming bullshit ever to be presented.
I hope so!
"but her body language, squeaky voice, and nervous delivery add something that can't be quantified in words."
Panic?
palin's resignation speech is going to go down as one of the most messed up piles of steaming bullshit ever to be presented.
Me too!
Panic?
EkCenTriK | 07.03.09 - 8:56 pm | #
That's what I think ...
We were thinking that you're behind this, bub. What do you have to say for yourself?
Gromit
What do I have to say? Hee, the other shoe is already mid-air and falling.
What the FUCK is with all the sucking of air?
Her eye is ON THE BALL!
Barry from Free Alaska!
Man of the Hour!
Hey barry! How ya doin'?
Tlazolteotl, parroted
He's got to be a happy man tonight!
I don't even see a tiny spark of intellectual brilliance when she speaks.
Treaty of Versailles, or "The Magic Flute", and she would just stare blankly at you.
Palin free at last!
Free to bitch-slap Emperor And Faculty-Lounge Lizard Hussein Narcissus-Jiveass-Carter 24/7....
Um ... is Powell running for something?
but her body language, squeaky voice, and nervous delivery add something that can't be quantified in words.
Brooklyn Girl, shady dame | Homepage | 07.03.09 - 8:56 pm | #
she looked like she was about to cry, but then she always does. fear of public speaking. something a good acting class could help her with. also, lying convincingly.
If she can't stand up to David Letterman, how will she defeat al qaeda?
The new GOP anthem: "It's my Party and I'll cry if I want to."
Oh Barry, you sure you're not just driving up there to go to the titty bar? 
These are, like, some really tall beds, right?
When I was little, our friends across the street had a guest house, where their twin girls lived. (Seriously kuhl of course). They also had these incredible tall colonial style beds that u needed a little stairstep to get into. U could have had a whole Brownie troop under those beds!
The trick is to be grateful when what u haz co-incides with what makes u happy.
Magnet-worthy
Lubyanka is stupid
and not worth talking to - Uncle Blodge
Proven in spades about 6 weeks ago. He was given an opportunity to express his political philosophy, and after much polite questioning and coaxing, all that came out was gobbledy goo that would make even Palin cringe. A pan of scrambled eggs has an IQ higher than Luby's.
thor
why haven't you sucked that tailpipe to death yet?
chicken-shit?
Barry from Alaska, what is her replacement like?
make my day, assphuck
Lubyanka
Make no mistake, baby.
Your violation will be televised.
.
Um ... is Powell running for something?
Brooklyn Girl, shady dame
The rightards don't like Powell since he put Rush Limpballs in his place.
Sarah seems to think that she will be immune from attack as a Private Citizen.
FAIL.
The funniest short story I have ever read is "The Night The Bed Fell", James Thurber
I hope so!
Eliot Spitzer | 07.03.09 - 8:56 pm | #
are you kidding? not even "i am not gay. i have never BEEN gay" can top this one. gov sanford must be licking his rosaries.
(go ahead. you know you want to.)
Barry from Free Alaska!
any hints in the wind about this:
From BradBlog:
FURTHER UPDATE: Okay, I've now been able to get independent information from multiple sources that all of this precedes what are said to be possible federal indictments against Palin, concerning an embezzlement scandal related to the building of Palin's house and the Wasilla Sports Complex built during her tenure as Mayor. Both structures, it is said, feature the "same windows, same wood, same products." Federal investigators have been looking into this for some time, and indictments could be imminent, according to the Alaska sources.
These are, like, some really tall beds, right?
Meanie-meanie
They're the kind that have drawers that slide under them (which are now slid out to help make the camp), about a foot off the ground.
Did we realise that one of the nicest places in Tucson is West Ina Road?
GWPDA
I like that. Though I rode east
A pan of scrambled eggs has an IQ higher than Luby's.
bo, Tincture of Ignore!
A helluva more class, too.
The funniest short story I have ever read is "The Night The Bed Fell", James Thurber
Gromit | 07.03.09 - 8:59 pm | #
oh god! that is a great one.
Barry from Alaska, what is her replacement like?
mer
Sean Parnel, another right to lifer, pretty much a light weight, only where he is by being a puppy sniffing at Sarah's skirts.
If he's the GOP candidate for Governor in 2010, the Dems have a real shot.
FURTHER UPDATE: Okay, I've now been able to get independent information from multiple sources that all of this precedes what are said to be possible federal indictments against Palin, concerning an embezzlement scandal related to the building of Palin's house and the Wasilla Sports Complex built during her tenure as Mayor. Both structures, it is said, feature the "same windows, same wood, same products." Federal investigators have been looking into this for some time, and indictments could be imminent, according to the Alaska sources.
1Watt, Hermit | Homepage | 07.03.09 - 9:00 pm | #
Paging Ted Stevens ...
What do I have to say? Hee, the other shoe is already mid-air and falling.
Barry from Free Alaska
Any clue as to what that other shoe is?
Christ, she (Palin) is out of her fucking mind. This speech is like it's being given by a meth head.
I told you there was going to be a scandal about to come out. Criminal probe = pass the popcorn!
Madonna to pay tribute to MJ.
They and myself are real close in age, BTW
So then what good does resigning do her?
Okay, I have to go tuck the campers in.
See you good folks later.
Barry-- The best part of the speech was the ducks and geese honking in the background. Surreal.
Any clue as to what that other shoe is?
Criminal probe!
PASS THE POPCORN!
have the Marines attacking the Taliban been given "sensitivity-training"?
what if the Taliban aren't into "conflict-resolution"?
teh humanity!
Christ, she (Palin) is out of her fucking mind. This speech is like it's being given by a meth head.
Supreme Commander Thor | 07.03.09 - 9:01 pm | #
Well, we know where she could have gotten some ...
And the dolphins!
Only thing cooler will be a Palin tie in with Sanford and Chapur.
If she can't stand up to David Letterman, how will she defeat al qaeda?
GOP Petard | 07.03.09 - 8:58 pm | #
Didn't Letterman end up groveling?
Oh Barry, you sure you're not just driving up there to go to the titty bar?
Tlazolteotl, parroted
The Great Alaskan Bush Company.
Watched a true crime show a few weeks back and that was the name of the Alaskan strip bar.
1Watt, Hermit
Yep, Federal stuff. I've been hearing that it rhymes with IRS.
Dennis Zaki at http://www.alaskareport.com/ has been hinting about it for months.
Any clue as to what that other shoe is?
A red pump would be fashionable.
Goodnight West Ina Road and my borrowed babies!
I'm out to swim for awhile.
Sarah Palin often wears red. She is the red heifer. End of days awaits.
Barry-- The best part of the speech was the ducks and geese honking in the background. Surreal.
Gromit
The only thing better would have been if a duck or goose flew over and....er...christened her.
Always, always, always give up.
Always.
Right, Luby?
Sticking it out and fighting is for libs.
The Great Alaskan Bush Company.
That's over on International Airport Road here in Anchorage.
(What's the deal with titty bars being close to airports anyway?)
have the Marines attacking the Taliban been given "sensitivity-training?
Find out for yourself, Mr. Non-Marine.
Watched a true crime show a few weeks back and that was the name of the Alaskan strip bar.
Ah yes, I call that story. Guy from Oregon(?) met a woman there, and she talked him into killing somebody for her, right?
thor
why haven't you sucked that tailpipe to death yet?
chicken-shit?
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"I told you there was going to be a scandal about to come out. Criminal probe = pass the popcorn!"
--Tlazolteotl,
Pass the popcorn indeed. Just because she resigns from office doesn't mean she is gets away from her criminal actions.
Its always the homes with these Alaskans.
Luby would know all about sucking.
Criminal probe!
PASS THE POPCORN!
How lucky am I to have bought a whole lot of popcorn at the store today?
Pass the popcorn indeed. Just because she resigns from office doesn't mean she is gets away from her criminal actions.
mer
She want's the local bloggers to back off. You can bet she's gonna cry "foul" when we don't.
Maybe she's able to raise more defense $ this way.
Letterman publicly and apologetically licked Palin's privates...
why are you imbecile "progressives" so obsessed with Palin?
Watched a true crime show a few weeks back and that was the name of the Alaskan strip bar.
Ah yes, I call that story. Guy from Oregon(?) met a woman there, and she talked him into killing somebody for her, right?
Tlazolteotl, parroted
She was juggling three guys.
The guy she talked into doing the murder was from NJ.
He wound up getting beaten to death in prison a couple of years ago.
I'm stupid, incoherent, and dishonest.
No wonder I'm a Shining Star in the Republican Party!
JP Ed hale was saying earlier today that he's gonna get Sarah on his radio show and together the two of them can take down Obama.
The entire right wing nut-o-sphere is on some serious meds.
Why would she not want to keep her governorship while battling an investigation? Wouldn't she have more 'equipment' and delay tactics to use than if she was a private citizen?
thor
why haven't you sucked that tailpipe to death yet?
'Cause I live to piss on Reagan's, Bush's, Cheney's and your grave.
Now go die, fuckhead.
true crime show
Strangely, those shows are one thing I miss about not having cable.
I hope these federal attys are not the same ones who f'd up hulk stevens, but I do remember the claim that the toddster built the house himself... sounded fishy.
Don't look at this kitteh. Too cute.
together the two of them can take down Obama.
Between the two of them they don't have the brains that the FSM gave a flea.
The Rethugs started it with this "Real Americans" horseshit out on the hustings, and their foibles need to be shoved up their asses for it.
You can't have it both ways.
THINKPROGRESS HAZ MORE ABOUT THE PALIN SCANDAL
developing....
Guy from Oregon(?) met a woman there, and she talked him into killing somebody for her, right?
"But, Your Honor, she was really cute!"
Well, we know where she could have gotten some ...
Brooklyn Girl, shady dame
You were right, that is a hilarious speech. It's like something you'd here in 10th grade debate class.
Barry, if things blow up rather nicely, where will Palin end up serving her sentence?
why are you imbecile "progressives" so obsessed with Palin?
Lubyanka
Because every time we kick her, she does something stupid.
... and she takes you down with her.
.
Max Blumental reports on The Daily Beast that Sarah Palin may have quit her job today because she was trying to avert a major, yet-to-be-disclosed corruption scandal. The gist of the rumor is that an Alaska building company called Spenard Building Supplies (SBS) was awarded a contract by Palin to build a hockey arena in Wasilla, AK, and in return, SBS helped construct Palin’s home:
Barry from Free Alaska: Ed hale was saying earlier today that he's gonna get Sarah on his radio show and together the two of them can take down Obama.
I believe it. I believe every word that guy says.
The sudden conflagration of the Palin house will be totally coincidental.
The timing is odd all the way around. She announces on a Friday before a 3 day weekend, but the resignation doesn't take effect for three weeks.
That's crazy in so many ways, even if an indictment is about to come down.
I like the part about her needing Trig more than Trig needs her. The woman wants to run the United States, but is dependent on an infant with Down Syndrome to help her through the day?
Lulu!
Don't look at this kitteh. Too cute.
Jeffraham, Mister Bobby
What a fuzz face!
The timing is odd all the way around. She announces on a Friday before a 3 day weekend, but the resignation doesn't take effect for three weeks.
Cover her ass time. Hit the fucking road for the 4th and go into hiding for a week.
Barry, if things blow up rather nicely, where will Palin end up serving her sentence?
EkCenTriK
Dunno? Our male politicians who get convicted get shipped to Oregon. Don't know where the women go.
Some Club Fed on the West Coast though.
thor
at your age, pissing is a goal
"Barry-- The best part of the speech was the ducks and geese honking in the background. Surreal."
-Gromit
I was sure an eagle was going to swope down and carry one of the ducks away.
Sux to be this guy, Palin appointed him just 5 days ago to be new spokesman.
http://www.juneauempire.com/
stor...456002149.shtml
Speaking of a cute critter:
http://www.dailypuppy.com/puppie...hund_2009-07-
03
I'm going to bed. Methinks Barry knows all about what's eating Sarah Palin, but I'm too tired to read upthread. Be good.
"Dunno? Our male politicians who get convicted get shipped to Oregon. Don't know where the women go.
Some Club Fed on the West Coast though. "
Bummer.
Barry,
sarah listed the building of a prison as one of her accomplishments.... mebbe it'll be her retirement home?
Why are all the "godly" Republicans acting like they're backstage at a '71 Zeppelin concert, all of a sudden?
She was juggling three guys.
The guy she talked into doing the murder was from NJ.
He wound up getting beaten to death in prison a couple of years ago.
Terry C
damn that's 6 balls, now that's talent.
Cover her ass time. Hit the fucking road for the 4th and go into hiding for a week.
Supreme Commander Thor
She'll go out and kill some animals.
That always makes her feel better.
all the healthiest mammals push northward. everyone knows this.
Such is the lot of the White House press secretary that he will stick to the White House line, no matter how dumb it sounds. Robbert Gibbs was up at bat on Thursday and went down swinging. In the process he pointed out just how untenable the White House spin is. The Hill reported:
Despite losing almost a half-million jobs in June, the economy is showing signs of recovery, the White House said Thursday.
White House press secretary Robert Gibbs said the president joins the American people in being “impatient for results” as Republicans are howling that Obama’s $787 billion stimulus plan has done nothing to halt job losses.
“There’s a sense that beginnings of stabilization are taking hold, and hopefully the worst job loss is behind us,” Gibbs said, adding the president was “deeply disappointed by the continued job loss” as the national unemployment rate moved up to 9.5 percent.
Gibbs said he “absolutely” believes that number is “definitely headed to 10 percent.”
[. . .]
Under intense fire from Republicans who have questioned from the beginning whether the stimulus plan would work, Gibbs said flatly Thursday that “the stimulus plan is working.”
We are recovering. But unemployment is getting worse. And the stimulus is definitely working. Got it? It sounds like they haven’t a clue what to do and don’t want to admit they have been concocting a disaster.
Palin free at last!
Palin free to reprise, amid the disastrous Obama administration, her "what in hell does a 'community organizer do?'" bitch-slap of Emperor Hussein Narcissus-Jiveass...
teh horror!
I'm actually an android whose wiring went on the fritz. Hence the speech.
I'm "resigning" so they can put me in the shop and try to fix me.
True story.
Barry From Free Alaska!
Good to see you.
Of course, we are thinking Sarah, could be Todd has his hidden issues too.
Comment by John Dover blocked.
That's nice, dear.
Now go play in traffic.
She'll go out and kill some animals.
That always makes her feel better.
Terry C - Castrating B*tch*
I think it does. And running.
This bird is nuts if she thinks she's getting the nomination in '12.
Heh. I just engaged in a bit of inadvertent self-plagiarism:
Well actually I hope the neo-cons "won't go quietly." I'm going to enjoy watching them writhe and scream all the way up the gallows' steps.
I usually drink scotch while watching election returns, but for Nuremberg II, I'll be drinking red, red wine.
make no mistake, baby: your violation will be televised
Grand Moff Texan | 09.05.03 - 12:48 pm |
.
John Dover
How's Ben?
Not a shoe, but something else happening re: Sarah.
http://www.adn.com/palin/story/8...ory/
852044.html
20 year veteran of Health services forced out of job by Sarah.
Obama is bringing us double digit unemployment.
What a fuckup the "stimulus" has been. He'll pay for this.
Yeah we get it. The Republicans have crewed up the economy big time, and 10% of the too small Stimulus is not enough to fix it.
Palin free at last!
Free to be dragged to her knees by the CPA's of Gor.
.
dover
then spend your money on stocks, take risks, and feel comfortable with an affirmative action president who doesn't know his ass from his limp-wrist
We are recovering. But unemployment is getting worse. And the stimulus is definitely working. Got it? It sounds like they haven’t a clue what to do and don’t want to admit they have been concocting a disaster.
John Dover
Hey Ben Dover, a lot of that stimulus money was earmarked for the states to disperse, many states of which have GOP governors, who feel it is *not* in their personal political interest, to ensure the fucking stimulus helps.
I know John's brother - Ben
This bird is nuts if she thinks she's getting the nomination in '12.
Supreme Commander Thor
I think the GOP "leadership" wishes she would just go away.
Honduran president's "crime"? Not being a right-wing bootlicker...
http://www.reuters.com/article/
w...E56253P20090703
I think the GOP "leadership" wishes she would just go away.
Terry C - Castrating B*tch*
there's always the possibility of a "mysterious" plane crash.
Scooter guy on phone, now.
BRU LIVES!
Comment by voter blocked.
Why don't you take your threats and stick them where the sun doesn't shine?
Obama "Stimulus" a bust!
Unemployment soaring!
teh horror!
WASHINGTON -- Think an unemployment rate of 9.5% is bad? It could be worse. You could be a teenager.
For teenagers, the summer job market has not been so bleak in generations. During what should be the start of the bustling summer job season, the unemployment rate for 16- to 19-year-olds who want work is 24%--the worst since 1965.
Nothing to see here. Move along.
Look, shiny, sparkling Sarah Palin!
Good to see you.
The Old Man From Scene 24
U too old dude
Must be nice to be such a stupid sumbitch as Mr. Dover. The joys of being simple-minded.
Go to DU for a Palin rumor.
Ill not say it.
I'm "resigning" so they can put me in the shop and try to fix me.
True story.
S. Palin
Will new brain circuits be part of that repair?
I doubt it.
Scooter guy on phone, now.
BRU LIVES!
Yay!
Cats in the carrier and hit the road!
Hey Ben Dover, a lot of that stimulus money was earmarked for the states to disperse, many states of which have GOP governors, who feel it is *not* in their personal political interest, to ensure the fucking stimulus helps.
MP | 07.03.09 - 9:17 pm | #
You go on believing that, boy...
John Dover = Elias?
It would be irresponsible not to speculate.
Scooter guy on phone, now.
Are the aspens turning?
Wow, these trolls REALLY don't want to talk about Sarah Palin.
Must be tough to see your hopes, your Messiah, and your jack-off fantasy go up in hellish ball of flames--all at the same time.
Of course, we are thinking Sarah, could be Todd has his hidden issues too.
EkCenTriK |
That whole fambly has more issues than the Saturday Evening Post...
Reagan inherited a 7.2% unemployment rate. It was still at 7.2% by July of 1981. Midway through his first term, it had swollen to 10.8%.
He ended up carrying 49 states two years later.
Keep gnawing on your puds, wingnuts.
Well, it is great to see you here Barry. Don't get arrested in Wasilla, now.
I gots to go make dinner now, steak and salad.
Jonh must be the newest incarnation of Elias.
maybe Levi is filing custody papers Monday
John Dover = Elias?
It would be irresponsible not to speculate.
Terry C - Castrating B*tch*
Or his brother Ben...
"FURTHER UPDATE: Okay, I've now been able to get independent information from multiple sources that all of this precedes what are said to be possible federal indictments against Palin, concerning an embezzlement scandal related to the building of Palin's house and the Wasilla Sports Complex built during her tenure. Both structures, it is said, feature the "same windows, same wood, same products." Federal investigators have been looking into this for some time, and indictments could be imminent, according to the Alaska sources."
http://www.bradblog.com/?p=7280
Speaker Pelosi unfavorables: Jan 37% June 57%.
If she's quitting - its bad.
Did Sarah speak to God the same time Joe the Plumber did?
Can you imagine that duo?
You go on believing that, boy...
John Dover
It's true. Your AWOL lover boy Mark Sanford made a huge deal of trying to block the federal aid.
maybe Levi is filing custody papers Monday
ErinPDX,/i>
He might not be teh dad.
John must be the newest incarnation of Elias.
Supreme Commander Thor
New incarnation, but same old Obama-hating nonsense.
Only $60 billion of the stimulus has been paid out so far.
Or his brother Ben...
Meanie-meanie, tickle a person
Ben is gonna be pissed we keep bringing up his name.
evening moonbeams. back is sorta healing.
Apparently, Obama is more interested in exploiting the economic crisis to achieve his own political goals* than to first accomplish what he was elected to do. Recall, how the polls started shifting in the Democat’s direction as the scope of the financial meltdown became clear. He used the economic downturn to his political advantage. People trusted him to fix the economy.
But, now instead of focusing on the economy, he continues forward a myriad of initiatives, many of which would place burdens on private industry, you know, companies which tend to create new jobs. Instead of getting us out of the mess that Obama “inherited,” the “stimulus” has made it worse.
Small businesses aren’t hiring because they are “paralyzed by regulatory uncertainty.” If they had greater confidence in the Administration’s economic plans, were less skeptical about its attitude toward the private sector, these employers might be expanding their businesses, hiring new workers and spurring economic growth.
Given the regulatory schemes proposed by the Obama Administration and the legislation proposed by the Democratic Congress, no wonder the economy continues to stagnate. Unless the President develops economic plans which work, based on models of successful recoveries, rather than adhere to theories similar to past policies which failed to end economic crises, expect unemployment to continue its upward climb.
Sarah saw "Women in Chains" the other night and decided to cut a deal.
Ah -- one small hitch.
Chris mangled the rear axle nut SO BAD gettin' it off the axle, he feels like we really need to replace it.
So, early next week.
Sarah saw "Women in Chains" the other night and decided to cut a deal.
Supreme Commander Thor
Put her in with Pam Grier.
It's true. Your AWOL lover boy Mark Sanford made a huge deal of trying to block the federal aid.
MP | 07.03.09 - 9:25 pm | #
And he failed. Gosh, you are a dull one, boy...
Put her in with Pam Grier.
Penguin Fan
Pam would fuck her shit up. "RUN that marathon NOW, bitch!"
Only $60 billion of the stimulus has been paid out so far.
fred
And the Rethugs are shouting "Obama's already spent $800 billion, and wants to tackle health care? Is he nuts?"
Palin suddenly the Ted Hendricks/roving linebacker, utterly free to bitch-slap light-in-the-loafers Emperor Hussein Narcissus-Jiveass...
should Michelle r-r-r-r-r-r-respond?
F-F-F-F-F-Fun City!
I love how this troll posts the ravings of some drooling right-wing lunatic in italics, as if that gives them some legitimacy or authority.
Too funny.
"It must be true, because it's in italics and I agree with it!"
And the Rethugs are shouting "Obama's already spent $800 billion, and wants to tackle health care? Is he nuts?"
Math was never their strong point.
"And the Rethugs are shouting "Obama's already spent $800 billion, and wants to tackle health care? Is he nuts?""
That's because they're stupid motherfuckers who don't know a goddamn thing until Rush injects into their tiny skulls.
FUCK!
That nut costs more than $10!
hee-hee-hee
i love the way right wing morons think that colbert is on their side, and that palin "beat" letterman.
guess who is going to still have a job on july 27th?
And he failed. Gosh, you are a dull one, boy...
John Dover
But succeeded in putting if off for several months. Fuck you for wanting immediate miracles after blocking attempts to help.
N Korea fires two midrange missiles - 300 miles.
No Hawaii for them.
and i was waiting over here for life to begin...
pete yorn
Polls show Obama losing more ground on the economy.
Only the youngest voters support him on fiscal policy, and only barely, 52%-46%. Every other age demographic above 30 years of age has majorities now showing disapproval.
That nut costs more than $10!
Sarah?
But succeeded in putting if off for several months. Fuck you for wanting immediate miracles after blocking attempts to help.
MP | 07.03.09 - 9:31 pm | #
Yes, South Carolina is at fault for the nation's woes. Not Obama.
Get a grip, boy...
so two questions:
1) why did palin announce her resignation 3 weeks in advance? granted, letterman is in reruns for the first week, but still - why not just resign immediately?
2) how fucking stupid is bill kristol? i mean, ok, maybe he was genuinely taken in by palin at first. and then it was campaign season and he had to stick up for her. and then he had to keep her warm in case she came back in 2012. but after this fiasco? he's calling it a BRILLIANT MANUEVER? he's got to know - he's just got to! so even if he can't admit he was wrong, why doesn't he just SHUT THE FUCK UP?
Pelosi, in her genius, designs and markets automobile for all Americans!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=r...player_embedded
All hail D-D-D-D-D-D-Dimocrat leadership!
N Korea fires two midrange missiles - 300 miles.
No Hawaii for them.
Penguin Fan
Sarah Palin quit so she could personally intercept North Korean missiles dressed as WonderWoman.
Bet she wishes she had kept that jet.
Barry from Free Alaska: Bet she wishes she had kept that jet.
It wasn't invisible enough.
Bet she wishes she had kept that jet.
i wonder if alaska can recoup some of the money she lost on that jet deal?
Yes, South Carolina is at fault for the nation's woes. Not Obama.
Get a grip, boy...
John Dover | 07.03.09 - 9:34 pm | #
Um, you have heard of George Bush, right?
It never ceases to amaze me how our moron trolls think that in only five months Obama should have cleaned up a mess it took eight years to create.
Yes, South Carolina is at fault for the nation's woes. Not Obama.
Get a grip, boy...
John Dover
Fucking secede, pussy. We're tired of carrying your dead weight, anyway.
"Do you approve or disapprove of the way Obama is handling the economy?"
June 21 - 56%
a mess it took eight years to create.
Brooklyn Girl, shady dame | Homepage | 07.03.09 - 9:35 pm | #
well, to be fair, clinton barely made a dent in the septic pool that reagan and bush the first left.
Looking north to the future: Canada's single-payer system.
but after this fiasco? he's calling it a BRILLIANT MANUEVER? he's got to know - he's just got to! so even if he can't admit he was wrong, why doesn't he just SHUT THE FUCK UP?
dirk gently,sociopathetic | Homepage | 07.03.09 - 9:34 pm | #
He's in love and can't help himself.
Emperor Hussein Butterfly Narcissus-Jiveass-Carter:
"Ahs don' know nuthin' 'bout bein' no 'presdint!"
teh h-h-h-h-horror!
Looking north to the future: Canada's single-payer system.
your words to nobody's ear.
"Who do you trust to do a better job handling the economy: Obama or the Republicans in Congress?"
Obama - 55%
Pukes - 31%
Suck it, Pukes.
well, to be fair, clinton barely made a dent in the septic pool that reagan and bush the first left.
dirk gently,sociopathetic | Homepage | 07.03.09 - 9:37 pm | #
Well that's true, but we had a nice, healthy surplus when he left office.
He's in love and can't help himself.
Brooklyn Girl, shady dame | Homepage | 07.03.09 - 9:37 pm | #
you know, for about $8k he could have the RealDoll company build him an exact replica. one that doesn't talk.
He's in love and can't help himself.
Brooklyn Girl,
Why do birds suddenly appear
Every time you are near?
Just like me
He wants to be
Close to you
And also, the Iraq, such as.
Bye bye Sarah Palin. I hope!
It never ceases to amaze me how our moron trolls think...
There's everyone's mistake right there. They're here to troll, not necessarily cite facts.
Lubyanka | 07.03.09 - 9:38 pm | #
Still boring. And stupid. And delusional.
trolls can't get me down. the palin dribble is just too funny.
""FURTHER UPDATE: Okay, I've now been able to get independent information from multiple sources that all of this precedes what are said to be possible federal indictments against Palin,"
Stoopit, greedy GOP tool is stoopit and greedy.
And in BIG Trouble if true.
Suddenly, the Palin in 2012 masturbatory fantasies are no more than a pile of soiled Kleenex.
HAha!
More new Palin fall out, seems some of the people in the line of succession don't want to move up to their new jobs.
This isn't just a slow motion car wreck, its like a convertible going thru the car wash and filling up.
And also, the Iraq, such as.
aw, leave miss SC alone. she was overcoached and got flustered. plus, she was really funny when she appeared on the soup to mock herself.
what's palin's excuse?
From earlier:
What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull?
Pit bulls don't quit.
Barely dark, and these slack-jawed yokels are already shooting off the big works, heah.
Dumbasses.
...for both the Alaskans AND the Americans!
the palin dribble is just too funny.
What kind of firearm would you like with that barrel full of fish?
Good to see Teh Palin praising Clinton's Kosovo action. In the day, Pukes used to whine about it.
Oh, good grief, Barry!
They don't want to be closely associated with her or is the investigation a bit wider than folks thought?
YOU MAY BE TALIBAN IF ...
1. You refine heroin for a living but you have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher but you can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon "unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
just back from shopping for cherries for the pies.
Havent read the whole thread.
Is it safe to say that someone has already called the Quitter?
plus, she was really funny when she appeared on the soup to mock herself.
I never saw that clip! I'll have to check YouTube.
Sorry, I'm just remembering that Palin is a beauty queen ...
sadly my slack-jawed husband and sons shoot that shit off too
brook girl= a near-perfect if pathetic replica of Pauline Kael, who said, after Reagan's thrashing of the idiot Carter, "Funny, I don't know anyone who voted for Reagan..."
suck up your absurd cocoon, brook girl
Barry, does the Alaska Constitution provide for a special election to fill the governor's post in a situation like this, or does the Lieut. Gov. just serve out the rest of the term?
Oh god I just need a friend. Won't someone please love me? Anyone?
*sob*
ErinPDX: sadly my slack-jawed husband and sons shoot that shit off too
Nothing against it, but for the pretty stuff, wait until it is DARK!
This isn't just a slow motion car wreck, its like a convertible going thru the car wash and filling up.
Barry from Free Alaska | Homepage | 07.03.09 - 9:42 pm
Promotions bring visibility and with visibility comes scrutiny.
Rats fleeing the accounatability ship. The truest tale of Republicans.
I'd rather fireworks go off during the day when, you know, I'm not sleeping...
/gives stink-eye to neighbor kids
Barry, does the Alaska Constitution provide for a special election to fill the governor's post in a situation like this, or does the Lieut. Gov. just serve out the rest of the term?
Diane C. Barking-Mad
Lt Gov gets the job for the duration.
Gov't Mule, Slackjaw Jezebel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h...h?
v=h_kkbdBln0A
People are shooting fireworks off in the street. Scared the crap out of the dogs, who then scared the crap out of me.
I never saw that clip! I'll have to check YouTube.
i can't find it. iirc, she shot mankini.
Demetri Martin; "Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal."
A lot of Southerners just can't get over the massive beat down they took 145 years ago, from their mouths writing a check that their ass couldn't cash.
but are the Marines reading the Taliban their Miranda rights?
teh h-h-h-h-h-horror!
Great blog for information on Sarah Palin: http://progressivealaska.blogspot.com/
MP: A lot of Southerners just can't get over the massive beat down they took 145 years ago, from their mouths writing a check that their ass couldn't cash.
But Iranians have forgotten what happened less than 60 years ago!
out here we weld the ends shut on old tractor cylinder liners, (coffee can sized) fill them up with black powder, put a fuse in 'em and run like a motherfucker. you can probably hear them from here no matter where you're at. gotta run and do some blamage.
peace
she shot mankini.
Can you translate that for the older and less hip in the room?
Great blog for information on Sarah Palin: http://progressivealaska.blogspot.com/
Southern Beale
Phil despises Sarah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D...h?
v=DLIkM4wvcC8
And the cost didn't matter to me.
Can you translate that for the older and less hip in the room?
Southern Beale | Homepage | 07.03.09 - 9:50 pm |
Man-kini is a recurring character - very hairy chested guy in a bikini, probably created as a swipe at mansquito. it's a regular bit for joel to shoot him with a prop gun. the sound effect never lines up.
S H E E T S
i notice none of the wingnuts, trolls, pundits or repub congresscritters are quoting sarah's speach in her defense.
i loved when the lt gov said "she said it so perfectly, i can't add a word."
dirk
get help, lots of help.
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