I'MMA LET YOU FINISH

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GravatarIt's self parody. If you try to do a "dumber Howie Kurtz post," you can't top what he actually said.


Gravatarwere here
were queer
we dont want any more bears


GravatarBut we haven't had the made up quotes yet ... "Who amongst us doesn't love NASCAR", "I invented the Internet" -- there's so much stuff still to do with the existing candidates.


GravatarGod but he's a stupid fuck.

There's enough material about Rudy! to fill a phone book. And almost none of it has appeared in the national press.


GravatarEvery conceivable story ... except for those about policy.

Fuckabees!


GravatarIt's self parody. If you try to do a "dumber Howie Kurtz post," you can't top what he actually said.

Boy, ain't THAT the truth.


GravatarKID!

you have to look at this:

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_o...0/what- the.html


GravatarRepost about the upcoming Flynt expose...


oh! must be a big one! I say...Trent Lott!


I hope it's McConnell.

The fucker deserves it for starting a smear campaign against a kid.


GravatarReporters like Huckabee. So he becomes the flavor du jour.

Which is proof that reporters are dumb as a sack of termites.


GravatarI, for one, missed the story on Guiliani's cleavage and think that the great unwashed, who get most of their news reading the E! covers while on line at the supermarket, are looking forward to the re-runs. And what's this laughter thing? Abu Grahib, now that was funny.


GravatarHoward Kurtz is a dumber than a post.


Gravatarwere here
were queer
we dont want any more bears
NTodd

like this one?

http://perezhilton.com/?p=7685

i like him!


GravatarI'd like to learn more about Huckabee. I know he's solid on values. I saw this recently, which makes me think the man must be doing something right - http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/ ...s_fact_his.html


GravatarHowie's conceivosphere is neutron sized, isn't it?


GravatarREID = Republican Enabler In Disguise


Gravataryou have to look at this:

The Howie Kurtz of cats?


GravatarEvery conceivable story has been written, from cleavage to laughter to multiple marriages

these cretins should get jobs at Teen People if that's what they want to write about


GravatarIf someone had cut your balls off and put them in a jar, how would you be able to sexually assault a woman years later?


GravatarThe Howie Kurtz of cats?
The Kenosha Kid

you touch his ass and he stars yapping!


GravatarOT: Experienced nurses should have the authority to decide if patients should be resuscitated, according to new guidelines to health professionals.

Until now only consultants and GPs were allowed to decide on resuscitation.

The guidelines were issued by the British Medical Association (BMA), the Royal College of Nursing and the Resuscitation Council.

The Patients Association welcomed the move, saying nurses were better placed than doctors to know patients' wishes.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_ne...ews/ 7065010.stm


GravatarHas anyone yet pointed out that one of the candidates' husbands got a blowjob in the white house?

Lots of good material there.


GravatarReporters like Huckabee.

He's the kind of guy you want to drink beer with.


GravatarHowie Kurtz? The question is Howie remembers to breathe.


GravatarHe's the kind of guy you want to drink beer with.

Over a Subway sandwich.


Gravatarso one judges a candiate on likability?

that isn't very professional


GravatarIf someone had cut your balls off and put them in a jar, how would you be able to sexually assault a woman years later?

Ever hear that rape is an act of violence, not sex?


Gravatarthat isn't very professional
Moonbootica

you're talking american politics! It hasn't been very professional since the 1790s


Gravatarso one judges a candiate on likability? that isn't very professional

Especially not when the DC press corpse are collectively very very bad judges of character.


GravatarReporters like Huckabee.

He hands out the best drugs.


GravatarEver hear that rape is an act of violence, not sex?
JeffCO


You're missing my point. The story about cutting off the balls is phony.


GravatarHas it ever occured to the MSM to write about the fact that the Republican Canidates to a man do not have a healthcare policy?


GravatarEver hear that rape is an act of violence, not sex?
JeffCO


Yeah, but I wondered the same thing, since there was apparently evidence she'd been sexually assaulted. I suppose it could have been with an object, though.


GravatarAs I recall, a whole bunch of reporters really liked John McCain in 2000. Fat lot of good that did him then, eh?


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Howie Kurtz? The question is Howie remembers to breathe.


I'm waiting for him to write a rationalization for the FEMA "press conference".


GravatarTroops exposed to explosions in Iraq and Afghanistan are to be checked for brain injury, the Ministry of Defence has confirmed.

The MoD said questionnaires had been sent to troops to see if they had signs of mild traumatic brain injury (mTBI).

The survey was triggered by fears in the US Army that up to 20% of soldiers were returning with the condition.

Symptoms include memory loss, anxiety and depression. In 90% of cases they disappear within three months.


GravatarHave a beer with Huckabee? He's a baptist minister. I doubt he drinks.


GravatarYou're missing my point. The story about cutting off the balls is phony.

There is no dispute that he was castrated. The dispute is whether he did it himself or was attacked by Clintonian minions.


GravatarLast time I checked (which was admittedly some time back), the testicles do not penetrate anything.


GravatarIf someone had cut your balls off and put them in a jar, how would you be able to sexually assault a woman years later?

I don't like any aspect of this scenario.


GravatarHowie means Howie has ois scraping the bottom of his barrel for story ideas. Annis Kurtz, the gooper trophy husband, thinks Michelle Malkin is one of the cool kids. how could his judgement possibly be trusted.


GravatarThere is no dispute that he was castrated. The dispute is whether he did it himself or was attacked by Clintonian minions.
JeffCO


I think the whole story is phony.


GravatarIf someone had cut your balls off and put them in a jar, how would you be able to sexually assault a woman years later?

NYPD Style.


GravatarHey, maybe someone will do a story about how Huckabee, catering to ideology over reality, cut the Arkansas income tax for really rich people, which resulted in such momentous budgetary shortfalls that the state had to suspend mailing out notices for auto tag renewals. I kid you not.

The arcane details are that thanks to the way the state constitution is written, it's virtually impossible to raise any tax other than the sales tax. So Huckabee's fuckup is still costing the state revenue - which gets made up with higher taxes on poor people's food.


GravatarHave a beer with Huckabee? He's a baptist minister. I doubt he drinks.
fourlegsgood


That's why I want to ply him with beers.


GravatarIf someone had cut your balls off and put them in a jar, how would you be able to sexually assault a woman years later?

The important thing is to have faith in yourself.


GravatarI think the whole story is phony.

Can you dust for testicles?


GravatarHave a beer with Huckabee? He's a baptist minister. I doubt he drinks.
fourlegsgood


I just doubt he owns up to it.


GravatarShe lived the life of a footballer's wife with a fleet of Porsches and Ferraris in the drive, a £100,000 kitchen and a penchant for downing £500 bottles of wine "like water" at Gordon Ramsay's restaurant.

But Sharon Bridgewater's fortune wasn't earned by a Premiership husband. Instead, masquerading as a bone fide finance director, she stole more than £2m from her employers which she spent on everything from Caribbean holidays to luxury homes.

In the process, the 36-year old from Basingstoke, Hampshire, destroyed one company and dragged another into financial crisis, causing colleagues to lose their jobs. Yesterday Brian Argyle, recorder at Southwark crown court, London, sentenced her to five years in prison.


http://www.guardian.co.uk/crime/ ...2200296,00.html


GravatarThe important thing is to have faith in yourself.
Phila, Pizen Sarpint


Heh.


GravatarThe dispute is whether he did it himself or was attacked by Clintonian minions.

Do do do do - do do - do do dooooo... Boy you got some purty testicles.


GravatarSo, are we saying here that if an adult is castrated, it's impossible for the adult to have an erection, and therefore rape a woman?

I thought that the point of castration (with a knife or with chemicals) was to cut off the flow of testosterone, which fuels the aggression of the subject as well as the sex drive.


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Can you dust for testicles?
JeffCO | 10.27.07 - 3:54 pm | # [kill]​[hide comment]


My understanding is that each pair has its own unique taste.


GravatarThere also doesn't seem to be any corroborating evidence that DuMond was the victim of a vigilante attack, which is the presumed source of the "compassion" allegedly demonstrated by Huckabee (unless Collins wants to argue for early parole for serial rapists on the merits.)


GravatarIf someone had cut your balls off and put them in a jar, how would you be able to sexually assault a woman years later?

Castrati can still get it up.


GravatarAccording to Go Ask Alice:

At first, a man who has been castrated will still have a sexual urge. Over time, however, because he's no longer producing testosterone, he'll lose much of his libido or sexual desire. Medications can readjust the chemicals in his blood and bring back some sexual desire. Studies have also been done that show with increased stimulation, a castrated man can actually get an erection, have sex, and orgasm (although he won't have any sperm in his ejaculate, which would be minimal in volume).


GravatarCastrati can still get it up.
Halfdan


That must be the answer. I would still want positive proof.


GravatarUnless you gelded the rapist (that is, cut off his penis), even though his balls are gone, he can rape again.


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Castrati can still get it up.
Halfdan | 10.27.07 - 3:57 pm | # [kill]​[hide comment]


Anyone ever seen the classic HK film "China's Last Eunuch"?

What a delightful romp that was.


GravatarCastrati can still get it up.
Halfdan


One is the loneliest number.


GravatarThat must be the answer. I would still want positive proof.

Wouldn't you prefer to take my word for it?


GravatarThere also doesn't seem to be any corroborating evidence that DuMond was the victim of a vigilante attack,

Right, but in none of the stories I've seen did anyone claim he was not actually castrated. Presumably, someone might have checked that out while he was in prison.


GravatarMy understanding is that each pair has its own unique taste.
Phila, Pizen Sarpint | Homepage | 10.27.07 - 3:56 pm | #


pretty certain that i don't want to know how you came to that knowledge...


GravatarWouldn't you prefer to take my word for it?
Halfdan


Proof that he was castrated.


GravatarStudies have also been done that show with increased stimulation, a castrated man can actually get an erection, have sex, and orgasm (although he won't have any sperm in his ejaculate, which would be minimal in volume).

JeffCO


Well, that's the New Thing I've Learned Today!

Your work here has not been in vain.


GravatarWith Clinton haters you need to check everything.


GravatarSo I just talked to an ex-girlfriend for the first time in 15 years, 'cause I had some news for her. Turns out she's crazy, dirt poor, and was blind drunk at 11 AM.

What a fucking week this has been.


GravatarYour work here has not been in vain.

It is widely acknowledged to be seminal in the field.


GravatarSo I just talked to an ex-girlfriend for the first time in 15 years, 'cause I had some news for her. Turns out she's crazy, dirt poor, and was blind drunk at 11 AM.

Usually its the other way around in that scenario.


GravatarIsn't Kurtz another establishment jew?


GravatarA drunken former soldier who urinated on a disabled neighbour as she lay dying after a fall in the street was jailed for three years yesterday and told that he and his friends had shamed a town. Anthony Anderson, 27, and a group of friends who filmed the humiliation of Christine Lakinski on a mobile phone, have been cold-shouldered in Hartlepool and turned away from shops and neighbours' homes.

They were castigated by a judge and police at a brief court hearing which was told that their "almost unbelievable" behaviour had turned the lesson of the Good Samaritan on its head. Ms Lakinski, a 50-year-old bent by a spine deformity and bullied for most of her life, had also been covered in shaving foam and kicked to "make her wake up".


http://www.guardian.co.uk/crime/ ...2200320,00.html


GravatarTurns out she's crazy, dirt poor, and was blind drunk at 11 AM.

What a fucking week this has been.
Phila, Pizen Sarpint


I'm glad you got out of that one alive.


GravatarSo I just talked to an ex-girlfriend for the first time in 15 years, 'cause I had some news for her. Turns out she's crazy, dirt poor, and was blind drunk at 11 AM.

What a fucking week this has been.
Phila,


Phila and I have the same ex-girlfriend.


GravatarMaybe someone could do a story comparing and contrasting health care plans. Or energy policies. Or economic policy. Or....


GravatarSo I just talked to an ex-girlfriend for the first time in 15 years, 'cause I had some news for her. Turns out she's crazy, dirt poor, and was blind drunk at 11 AM.


That was you, Phila?

Sorry, I didn't recognize the voice.


GravatarGomez:

Gene Lyons himself (or someone purporting to be him ) has corroborated the castration story, although there is apparently no evidence that anyone but DuMond is responsible for the castration.

This over at Lawyers Guns and Money today.

Linkee:

http://lefarkins.blogspot.com/20...e-modo- and.html


GravatarWith Clinton haters you need to check everything.
Gomez


Few people know that Roger Clinton really called all the shots during the 90's. He put the hit out on Vince Foster.


GravatarYou want to talk about health care?


GravatarIf someone had cut your balls off and put them in a jar, how would you be able to sexually assault a woman years later?
Gomez
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Perhaps he penetrated her with the jar.


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It is widely acknowledged to be seminal in the field.
JeffCO | 10.27.07 - 4:01 pm | # [kill]​[hide comment]


That's prepuceterous.


GravatarWhat a fucking week this has been. Phila

There's just no getting over you.


GravatarProof that he was castrated.

Well, his kids found *somebody's* testicles on the floor.


GravatarMaybe someone could do a story comparing and contrasting health care plans. Or energy policies. Or economic policy. Or....
Neponset


Republicanos no tienen a Healthcare, enrergy or economic plan.


GravatarIt's a shame you didn't have better weather for your get together.


GravatarTayyip Erdogan, the Turkish prime minister, has threatened to order an incursion into northern Iraq against fighters from the Kurdistan Workers Party (PKK), after talks with Iraq aimed at avoiding a cross-border raid, had reportedly failed.

"The moment an operation is needed, we will take that step," he told a crowd in the town of Izmit on Saturday.


http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/ ...B8C7FB160EE.htm


GravatarI can hardly tell the diff between the blanket and the dog.


GravatarPhila and I have the same ex-girlfriend.
Moe Szyslak | Homepage | 10.27.07 - 4:02 pm | # [kill]​[hide comment]


She is Canadian....


GravatarIt is pointless to even look at the the candidate's health care proposals.

Nothing that's proposed will get enacted.

Just elect a Democratic president and a Democratic Congress, expand Medicare in the budget which can't be filibustered, and leave it at that.


GravatarFrom the comments at LGM:

GENE LYONS: "Dumond was convicted of raping a young 16 year-old girl who had the misfortune of being a distant cousin of Bill Clinton's. And for that reason, the right-wing became obsessed with the idea that Dumond was framed. What made the case front page news was that in between his arrest and his conviction, somebody castrated him. Actually, the state police think he did it himself, apparently not as uncommon as you'd think - and the local sheriff, infamous for tolerating illegal gambling and bootlegging in his country, kept Dumond's testicles in a formaldehyde jar on his desk. It's grotesque. Things like that happen, and you feel like you're living in the Middle Ages. Or a Flannery O'Connor tale anyway."

I'd add that with my brief stint in Arkansas I dealt with a sheriff who would indeed keep someone's castrated balls on his desk. That part is completely believeable.


GravatarPerhaps he penetrated her with the jar.
115 Visitors Online


I was gonna go there, but I wasn't sure about it.


GravatarFew people know that Roger Clinton really called all the shots during the 90's. He put the hit out on Vince Foster.

Billy Carter coined the term "national malaise."


GravatarShe is Canadian....
Phila


Shit, man, you blew it. Now everyone knows about our lover's triangle with the engineer/model.


GravatarIf someone had cut your balls off and put them in a jar, how would you be able to sexually assault a woman years later?

If you are a wingnut you don't need balls to get an erection, just violence.


GravatarBilly Carter coined the term "national malaise."
JeffCO


I heard Chris Matthews wrote that speech.


Gravatarwhat type of person keeps balls in a jar?


GravatarChris Matthews developed the formula for Billy Beer.


GravatarBalls can't survive in a jar.


GravatarThat was you, Phila?

Sorry, I didn't recognize the voice.
Diane C. Barking-Mad | Homepage | 10.27.07 - 4:03 pm | # [kill]​[hide comment]


Yeah, it was me. I've just got a migraine, and am being absolutely inundated with distressing news this week....

I can't fucking stand any more of it.


Gravatarwhat type of person keeps balls in a jar?

The kind who's run out of pickled eggs?


GravatarChris Matthews developed the formula for Billy Beer.
JeffCO


Chris Matthews blew Billy Bragg.


GravatarOne last time, I'll post the link to the Murray Waas article on Huckabee's involvement in the DuMond release.


GravatarIf I could save time in a bottle
The first thing that I'd like to do
Is to save every day 'til eternity passes away
Just to spend them with you.

If I could make days last forever
If words could make wishes come true
I'd save every day like a treasure and then
Again I would spend them with you.

But there never seems to be enough time
To do the things you want to do
Once you find them
I've looked around enough to know
That you're the one I want to go thru time with.


GravatarChris Matthews developed the formula for Billy Beer

Talk about your grand unified theory lynchpins...


GravatarBilly Carter coined the term "national malaise."
JeffCO


Well, it sure applies now. It's a veritable "Mourning In America".


Gravatargod help if you put this jar filled with balls in the kitchen!


Gravatarwhat type of person keeps balls in a jar?

Some balls are held for charity, some for fancy dress. Some balls are held because you're an asshole redneck on a power trip who thinks it's funny.


GravatarGene Lyons himself (or someone purporting to be him ) has corroborated the castration story, although there is apparently no evidence that anyone but DuMond is responsible for the castration.


My sister knows the (at the time) girl that Dumond raped. I lived pretty close to the town where the rape occurred.

The stories of the boys that allegedly performed the castration seemed to be real at the time. And were spread by the news, not rumor.

It was pretty much accepted at the time that the girl's father had Dumond castrated.


GravatarHalfdan,

Nice Bon Scott hook.


Gravatarwhat type of person keeps balls in a jar?

A professional tennis player?


GravatarHey GWPDA, I just discovered what that singing bird with the complex songs, that hangs out here is. It's a Crissel Thrasher, rare and shy which is why I had the darnedest time IDing it.
http://identify.whatbird.com/ obj...l_Thrasher.aspx
http://www.camacdonald.com/birdi...hrasher(RS) .jpg


I also have a family of curved bill thrashers living on my land.
http://www.camacdonald.com/birdi...hrasher(AW) .jpg


GravatarIf I had a box just for wishes
And dreams that had never come true
The box would be empty except for the mem'ry of how
They were answered by you.


Gravatar From the Conservatardia: "Christopher John Matthews is the liberal Democrat host of the talk show Hardball..."

I can only assume they've never watched the show.


Gravatarwhat type of person keeps balls in a jar?

A professional tennis player?
Zap Rowsdower


No. They keep them in cans.


GravatarThrashers should pay rent if they're going to be staying around all the time.
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GravatarCheese and Pickled Balls?


Gravatar“My view of the Huckabee hype is fairly simple: Reporters have run out of things to say about Hillary, Barack, Rudy, Mitt and the gang. Every conceivable story has been written, from cleavage to laughter to multiple marriages, and it's only October.”

Earth to journos…..……….

Why don’t you try covering what their policies might be?
It is kind of what democracy is all about.


GravatarI heard that Nixon had Jim Croce killed.


GravatarThrashers should pay rent if they're going to be staying around all the time.

Skateboarding is not a crime!


GravatarI can only assume that they've never watched the show

You have to realize that from the perspective of the Conservatards, Ronald Reagan was a borderline commie.


GravatarChris Matthews blew Billy Bragg.

That's one step forward, two steps back, will politics get me in the sack?


GravatarDamn, Phila, I'm really sorry to hear you're having such a sucky week.


GravatarNo. They keep them in cans.
Gomez


Fuzzy balls in cans. Whacka.. Whacka..


GravatarFrom the Conservatardia: "Christopher John Matthews is the liberal Democrat host of the talk show Hardball..."

I can only assume they've never watched the show.
JeffCO


My critique of Tweety isn't his personal political bias; it's his inanity.

The man simply says a lot of things that make no sense.


GravatarWho castrated the Washington press corps?


GravatarI heard that Nixon had Jim Croce killed.

I heard Betty Ford used to call Gerry "Rapid Roy" (if you know what I mean).


GravatarDiet:
Mostly: * Insects
Lesser Quantities of: * Fruit

They eat insects which is rent enough for me.


GravatarWho castrated the Washington press corps?
Gomez


I suspect they did it to themselves.


GravatarWell, Arthur has let me know that I may not invite anyone for a sleep over. Particularly not this guy.


GravatarPhila,

Then I apologize for the weak attempt at humor.


GravatarI heard Betty Ford used to call Gerry "Rapid Roy" (if you know what I mean).
JeffCO


Dude prolly wore his leather Michigan helmet during sexual congress.


GravatarThis is a good article in the Kansas City Star about the whole thing. Here's the part of the castration:

Indeed, the case of Wayne DuMond once symbolized not the perfidy of a
president, but the horror of vigilante justice.

According to DuMond, the vigilantes came for him the afternoon of
March 7, 1985, armed with a handgun, a razor blade and fishing wire.

Two masked men broke into DuMond's home in Forrest City, Ark.,
hogtied him and forced him to perform oral sex on one of them. Then they castrated him with the fishing wire and the razor blade.

DuMond's sons found him when they got home from school.

Today, some argue that DuMond, drunk and racked by guilt, castrated
himself. Either way, DuMond's testicles wound up in a jar displayed on the
desk of Sheriff Coolidge Conlee.

Less than two months later, DuMond's house was destroyed by fire. It all happened as he was out on bail, awaiting trial for the rape of
Stevens.


GravatarSome Amazon stats for Jonah's soon to be never released book...

Amazon.com Sales Rank: #37,857 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)
Popular in these categories: (What's this?)

#10 in Books > Nonfiction > Social Sciences > Political Science > Political Doctrines > Fascism
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GravatarMy critique of Tweety isn't his personal political bias; it's his inanity.

The man simply says a lot of things that make no sense.


As we say down home, the boy runs off at the mouth.

Constipation of the brain, diarrhea of the mouth also comes to mind.


Gravatarhttp://abc.go.com/primetime/afv/...layer& id=364306


GravatarCroce's personal motto: "If you dig it, do it. If you really dig it, do it twice."


GravatarDamn, Phila, I'm really sorry to hear you're having such a sucky week.
V for Virginia | 10.27.07 - 4:12 pm | # [kill]​[hide comment]


Well, I'm just hearing about this stuff, rather than going through it myself, so there's a limit to how much I can complain.

But I hate feeling helpless while people swirl down the drain. And this gal was so bright and funny...it's really tragic.


GravatarWe need a dark horse to shake up the race

It's all about the horse race to vapid sluts like Howie.


GravatarEither way, DuMond's testicles wound up in a jar displayed on the
desk of Sheriff Coolidge Conlee.


Sheriff Conlee (over the station intercom): "Who in the hell put these balls on my desk?!"


GravatarDepressing.


http://www6.comcast.net/news/art...7/Divorce.Fair/


GravatarSo, purity balls in a jar, does not prevent sex from occurring.
I guess there's no way of stopping Mother Nature's philandering ways.


GravatarThen I apologize for the weak attempt at humor.
Diane C. Barking-Mad | Homepage | 10.27.07 - 4:14 pm | # [kill]​[hide comment


No need. I don't get it, though...what was the joke?


GravatarWe don't need Gomer Pyle in the White House.


GravatarTwo masked men broke into DuMond's home in Forrest City, Ark.,
hogtied him and forced him to perform oral sex on one of them. Then they castrated him with the fishing wire and the razor blade.


Because if you're going to castrate a guy, it's always a good idea to force him to blow you first. Wonder what Dan Savage would say.


Gravatar Fascinating Report out on Viktor Bout & Co


GravatarBut I hate feeling helpless while people swirl down the drain. And this gal was so bright and funny...it's really tragic.
Phila, Pizen Sarpint


I've seen a number of those go by in my misspent life, and I was very nearly one of them.

It truly is a shame.


GravatarYou missed the money quote:

Why does all this remind me of high school?

Simple answers to simple questions....


GravatarLook at this bit of horseshit:

The human race will one day split into two separate species, an attractive, intelligent ruling elite and an underclass of dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures, according to a top scientist.

100,000 years into the future, sexual selection could mean that two distinct breeds of human will have developed.

The alarming prediction comes from evolutionary theorist Oliver Curry from the London School of Economics, who says that the human race will have reached its physical peak by the year 3000.

These humans will be between 6ft and 7ft tall and they will live up to 120 years.

"Physical features will be driven by indicators of health, youth and fertility that men and women have evolved to look for in potential mates," says the report, which suggests that advances in cosmetic surgery and other body modifying techniques will effectively homogenise our appearance.

Men will have symmetrical facial features, deeper voices and bigger penises, according to Curry in a report commissioned for men's satellite TV channel Bravo.

Women will all have glossy hair, smooth hairless skin, large eyes and pert breasts, according to Curry.

Racial differences will be a thing of the past as interbreeding produces a single coffee-coloured skin tone.


GravatarTwo masked men

Masks seem to make men do weird shit.


GravatarI think I shall have another little nap.
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Gravatar"We need a dark horse to shake up the race."


The Repukes are fucked no matter who they run.

Their base are less than thrilled with what's being offered.


GravatarParadoxically, I wouldn't have the balls to castrate anyone-- until afterwards.


Gravatarthe Daily Mail is a really awful paper


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Because if you're going to castrate a guy, it's always a good idea to force him to blow you first. Wonder what Dan Savage would say.
JeffCO | 10.27.07 - 4:17 pm | # [kill]​[hide comment]


What amazes me is that you kinda have to get it up in order to get a blow job...

Don't the guy's friends wonder about him at all?


GravatarAh Coolidge Conley. One in a long line of St. Francis Co. (Forrest City is located in St F Co) lawmen that you didn't want to fuck with.

Foe some reason, the FC cops and SF county boys were bad red necks, a lot worse than in any of the surrounding areas.

I grew up 17 miles from there. And have had my run-ins with the SF gendarme.


GravatarThe alarming prediction comes from evolutionary theorist Oliver Curry from the London School of Economics, who says that the human race will have reached its physical peak by the year 3000.

Cheer up, Ollie...it may never happen!


GravatarShe is Canadian....
Phila


OMG - it's mimi


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The alarming prediction comes from evolutionary theorist Oliver Curry from the London School of Economics


Lots of great science comes out of there, I'm sure.


The human race will one day split into two separate species, an attractive, intelligent ruling elite and an underclass of dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures, according to a top scientist.


Considering that this is the plot to a H.G. Well's novel, I wonder if someone is being punk'd here.


GravatarThe human race will one day split into two separate species, an attractive, intelligent ruling elite and an underclass of dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures, according to a top scientist.




We already have that.

Liberals and conservatives.


GravatarWhat amazes me is that you kinda have to get it up in order to get a blow job...

Standing over a guy you will soon mutilate doesn't give me a boner.


GravatarMore Jonah Amazon fun (see customer reviews)

http://www.amazon.com/Pillsbury-...e/dp/ B000BTSTE4


Gravatarsays the report, which suggests that advances in cosmetic surgery and other body modifying techniques will effectively homogenise our appearance.

Why surgery and body modification when we'll certainly be able to manipulate genes by then?


GravatarWomen will all have glossy hair, smooth hairless skin, large eyes and pert breasts, according to Curry.
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Damn! So Jenna Jameson's from the future?


GravatarDon't the guy's friends wonder about him at all? Phila

I'm sure he had a good explanation for his framed 8x10 glossy of Ned Beatty.


Gravatarsays the report, which suggests that advances in cosmetic surgery and other body modifying techniques will effectively homogenise our appearance.

Um...

How can surgical modifications be passed on through reproduction?


GravatarA little bit of snow, but awfully attractive deal.


GravatarWomen will all have glossy hair, smooth hairless skin, large eyes and pert breasts, according to Curry.

And Glenn Reynolds'll fuck 'em all with his superintelligent, heat-sensing robotic penis, designed by Ray Kurzweil.


GravatarStanding over a guy you will soon mutilate doesn't give me a boner.

Goddam hippie freaks.


GravatarThe important thing is to have faith in yourself.
Phila, Pizen Sarpint | Homepage | 10.27.07 - 3:54 pm | #
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You are a sick sick person. Perhaps you should go into marketing.


GravatarI'd like to learn more about Huckabee. I know he's solid on values. I saw this recently, which makes me think the man must be doing something right
Texaschilibean



Jesus, what a stupid shit you are.


GravatarWomen will all have glossy hair, smooth hairless skin, large eyes and pert breasts, according to Curry.

so the body will be modified by Mattel's Barbie?


GravatarHow can surgical modifications be passed on through reproduction?

Kids imitate everything - why shouldn't feti?


GravatarHuckabee values (which as I've pointed out previously he's passed on to his son) are lie, cheat, and steal.

And whine. Whenever you get caught, whine really loud about how you're being persecuted by being asked to follow the law.


GravatarFascists,” “Brownshirts,” “jackbooted stormtroopers”—such are the insults typically hurled at conservatives by their liberal opponents.

Oddly, that was wingnut Wayne LaPierre of the NRA hurling those terms at Janet Reno, the ATF and FBI and the Clintons in regard to Ruby Ridge and Waco.


Gravatarso basically men like Curry want all future women to look like Barbie?


GravatarI'd like to learn more about Huckabee. I know he's solid on values.

He is?! How hard did he shove the under the carpet the story of his son attempting to board an airliner with a pistol and ammo?


GravatarA little bit of snow, but awfully attractive deal.
GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar


Beautiful, but maybe a tad remote, no?


GravatarIsn't Huckabee a clergyman?


GravatarHe is?! How hard did he shove the under the carpet the story of his son attempting to board an airliner with a pistol and ammo?

When a trollie refers to "values," he's talking about Ayn Rand.


GravatarAnd whine. Whenever you get caught, whine really loud about how you're being persecuted by being asked to follow the law.


GravatarFucking slanties.

And whine. Whenever you get caught, whine really loud about how you're being persecuted by being asked to follow the law.

So Huckabee wouldn't be that much different from the current petluant three year old in the White House.


GravatarI HATE these fucking people!


http://www.thenation.com/doc/200.../20071112/ hayes


GravatarIsn't Huckabee a clergyman?


Southren Bayupteest Preacher.

That's a little different than a clergyman.


GravatarPhila,

Here: maybe this will cheer you up.

It did wonders for me this morning.


Gravatar
Oddly, that was wingnut Wayne LaPierre of the NRA hurling those terms at Janet Reno, the ATF and FBI and the Clintons in regard to Ruby Ridge and Waco.
Incredible Gargling Cat | 10.27.07 - 4:26 pm | # [kill]​[hide comment]


The number of wingnuts who believe Ruby Ridge was a Clinton operation is truly terrifying.


GravatarI'd like to learn more about Huckabee. I know he's solid on values.




And didn't another son torture and kill a dog?


Right wing values suck.


GravatarSo Huckabee wouldn't be that much different from the current petluant three year old in the White House.


Yep, except that the Huckster is smarter and slier than little boots.


GravatarThe number of wingnuts who believe Ruby Ridge was a Clinton operation is truly terrifying.
Phila, Pizen Sarpint


The same idiots who believe Iraq was behind 9-11.


GravatarI think the idealized man of the future will be 5'9", have salt and pepper hair and possess prodigious drinking abilities.


GravatarSlightly funny: I was going to add a review to the doughpants, so I needed a new account on Amazon. I got this message:

Important Message
Although you indicated you're a new customer, an account already exists for lucianneg@hotmail.com.

Heh heh heh. someone's beat me to it.


GravatarIt did wonders for me this morning.
Diane C. Barking-Mad | Homepage | 10.27.07 - 4:29 pm | # [kill]​[hide comment]


It does bring the roses to my cheeks, somewhat. Throw in a bottle of mezcal, and you can consider me cured.


GravatarI think the idealized man of the future will be 5'9", have salt and pepper hair and possess prodigious drinking abilities. Moe Szyslak

Welcome to the wooooorld of tomorrrrrrrooooooooowwwwwwwww!


GravatarI like dark goats.

Does that count?


GravatarNothing like coming late into a thread and trying to make sense out of it.


GravatarIt does bring the roses to my cheeks, somewhat. Throw in a bottle of mezcal, and you can consider me cured.

Did you catch watertiger's take?


Gravatari hope that dodd gets all fucking indignant on mtp. he also needs to be on the offensive.

send this dude Tim_Tagaris@chrisdodd.com a 'give 'em hell, doddster' before his mtp appearance.

just sayin'...


GravatarNothing like coming late into a thread and trying to make sense out of it.

It takes balls.


GravatarForest City, Stuttgart with its black night and white night at the disco in 1980!, the traffic cops at Keo, ...
That part of Arkansas was surreal when I was there 20 years ago.


Gravatardoes Mikey Kaus keep pickled goats testicle on his desk?


Gravatarsend this dude Tim_Tagaris@chrisdodd.com a 'give 'em hell, doddster' before his mtp appearance.

just sayin'...
fokowi


I think he won't back down an inch. I hope. I really, really hope.


GravatarNothing like coming late into a thread and trying to make sense out of it.

What's so hard to understand about blown goats, testicles in a jar, and burned dogs? Just another day in wingnutville.


GravatarOff to the tavern. Later, all.


GravatarThe number of wingnuts who believe Ruby Ridge was a Clinton operation is truly terrifying.
Phila, Pizen Sarpint


There were some issues with how the operations were conducted in both cases. It's a question of heavy-handedness and tactical mistakes if anything, and in Weaver's case, they did try to jack him up to be a mole for the gubmint but the people they wanted him to spy on were extremist militia types. But like the telecom immunity thing, the wingers just think the law don't apply to them.


GravatarNothing like coming late into a thread and trying to make sense out of it.
mer | 10.27.07 - 4:32 pm | #


there are several types of powerful aftermarket drugs that help decipher threads such as this one...


GravatarGWPDA, nice price, lots of land and you get it finished to your specs.


GravatarMikey Kaus keeps pickled goats testicles to practice blowing so when he blows actual goats he has the technique down pat


Gravatarim finally making my roasted root vegetables

http://www.metrokc.gov/health/nu...ted- veggies.htm
i did NOT add balsamic


GravatarAnd didn't another son torture and kill a dog?

Same son.


GravatarMikey Kaus keeps pickled goats testicles to practice blowing so when he blows actual goats he has the technique down pat -Moonbootica

You're terrible, Muriel.


Gravatari did NOT add balsamic

Adds wonderful flavor.


GravatarAnd didn't another son torture and kill a dog?

Same son.
pie


This nation needs a good, godfearing man like Huckabee to tell us all how to raise our children!


GravatarAnd didn't another son torture and kill a dog?

Same son.
pie



Bastard!


Gravatari did NOT add balsamic -sittenprettyfarmeress

I love the roasted roots but can't stand that every restaurant seems to believe the only way to serve them is doused in vinegar.


Gravatari want them rubbed and dry...later they can be dipped in some Balsamic
------ps
i love balsamic on white peaches
yuuuuuuuuuuuuuum


GravatarI'm watchin' Throw Momma from the Train. The scene where momma clobbers danny devito upside the head is hilarious


GravatarThis nation needs a good, godfearing man like Huckabee to tell us all how to raise our children!

At lest Georgie stuck to frogs...until he got taller and decided that torturing human beings was more fun.


GravatarFrom what I've seen over the past half decade, "values voters" have added absolutely no value to the Experiment.


GravatarGWPDA, how far away are medical services and civilization?


GravatarSo Huckabee wouldn't be that much different from the current petluant three year old in the White House.


Yep, except that the Huckster is smarter and slier than little boots.


Slime mold is brighter and cuter than chimpy, so that is not saying much.


Gravatarand a dear,dear friend sent me this ....just opened it
KEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWL



http://www.epinions.com/ Magic_Bu...er_Mixer_System


GravatarThis nation needs a good, godfearing man like Huckabee to tell us all how to raise our children!
V for Virginia



Amazing how that type always does such a shitty job with their own spawn.


GravatarWhat would a rational Marxist current look like?


Gravatarwhat kind of drinkypoo ,shall i make with it?


Gravatargood afternoon! I too am late to the thread. Do you think our thread overlords will give us another one soon or will this one have to be so thick with goat balls and dead dogs we can't stand first?


GravatarCome on, Howie, no one's asked Hillary or the wives of the other candidates the very cogent question, "thong or teddy?"


Gravatarpineapple DaK? i have fresh pineapple,and bannana,and not so fresh bannana rum from barbados


GravatarOur Warlord-in-Chief tortured frogs when he was a child, yes.

And he has resolutely flung thousands upon thousands of humans-- US (military and civilian), Iraqi, and Afghan head the list-- into a meatgrinder while preserving his good cheer.

But we must never suggest that he does such things for amusement.


GravatarGet one of these blenders. I've got the first and can say this is one that won't bog down, with heavy duty mixing projects, such as an extra thick fruit milk shake.
http://www.amazon.com/Oster-Clas...e/dp/ B00006IUUN
http://www.amazon.com/Osterizer-...e/dp/ B00019G8JW


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i shall add FROZEN vanilla yogurt


GravatarWhat's the difference between burning ants with a magnifying glass and blowing up frogs?


GravatarFunny how "values" voters always vote for corrupt scumbags.


Gravatari just got back from the march!
it was great but i wish i had not participated in the die-in.


Gravatari'm going to start a fast food chain that only serves beer battered mountain oysters.

think i'll call it mc'gonads...

catchy, intuitive, and sure to generate megatons of publicity with a trademark war...


GravatarPoppy Bush actually left the NRA over this.

Statement of Senator Patrick Leahy, Ranking Member, Senate Judiciary Committee Hearing Before the Subcommittee on Criminal Justice Oversight - “Threats to Federal Law Enforcement Officers”
May 16, 2000

Political Leaders Should Not Use Extreme Rhetoric Against Our Federal Law Enforcement Officers: As someone who served in law enforcement for eight years as the Chittenden County State’s Attorney, I empathize with, respect and admire those who devote their careers to public safety. I took issue with the extreme rhetoric that some have used recently to attack our Federal law enforcement officers who helped return Elian Gonzalez to his father.

For example, one of the Republican leaders in the House of Representatives was quoted as calling the officers of the U.S. Immigration and Naturalization Service, the U.S. Border Patrol, and the U.S. Marshals Service “jack-booted thugs.” And the Mayor of New York City [Rudy] called these dedicated public servants “storm troopers.” This extreme rhetoric only serves to degrade Federal law enforcement officers in the eyes of the public...

This harsh rhetoric by Republican public officials reminds me of similar harsh rhetoric used by the National Rifle Association. In April 1995, Wayne La Pierre, Vice President of the NRA, sent a fund-raising letter to NRA members calling Federal law enforcement officers “jack-booted thugs” who wear “Nazi bucket helmets and black storm trooper uniforms.” Mr. La Pierre was apparently referring to Federal Bureau of Investigation and Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms agents involved in law enforcement actions in Ruby Ridge, Idaho, and at the Branch Davidian compound in Waco, Texas.

President George [H.W.] Bush, who was correctly outraged by this NRA rhetoric, promptly resigned from the NRA in protest. At the time in 1995, President Bush wrote to the NRA: “Your broadside against Federal agents deeply offends my own sense of decency and honor.... It indirectly slanders a wide array of government law enforcement officials, who are out there, day and night, laying their lives on the line for all of us.” I praised President Bush for his actions in 1995 and again recently.


http://judiciary.senate.gov/olds...te/ 51620pjl.htm


Gravatari just got back from the march!
it was great but i wish i had not participated in the die-in.
n69n


Why?


GravatarHow fucking driven do you have to be, as the son of a governor, to try to bring a firearm onto a passenger plane?

I thought 9/11 changed everything.


GravatarGet one of these blenders. I've got the first and can say this is one that won't bog down, with heavy duty mixing projects, such as an extra thick fruit milk shake.
http://www.amazon.com/Oster-Clas...e/dp/ B00006IUUN
http://www.amazon.com/Osterizer-...e/dp/ B00019G8JW
Doug | 10.27.07 - 4:50 pm | #
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Doug i have that one...its so heavy...and this is soooooooooo easy,i could definately become an alchoholic with it imo


GravatarOur Warlord-in-Chief tortured frogs when he was a child, yes.

I heard it was the other way around. But he did try to milk a horse once.


Gravatarwell i guess ill be shit faced prettysoon...im a one drink wonder


GravatarSo, which prominent Republican senator is Larry Flynt gonna embarrass this time ?

Man, do I hope it's McConnell. But it's a target-rich environment...


Gravatarok....im going over the instruction book ,so i dont break it


GravatarMan, do I hope it's McConnell. But it's a target-rich environment...

Watching McConnel roasting alive on a spit would amuse me no end.


Gravatarya think its too early...its not even dark out


GravatarWhat's the difference between burning ants with a magnifying glass and blowing up frogs?
luke


Not a thing as far as I'm concerned.

It's cruel.


Gravatarmebbe i wont put the rum in


GravatarPoppy Bush actually left the NRA over this.



Probably rejoined when it all blew over.


GravatarSo, which prominent Republican senator is Larry Flynt gonna embarrass this time ?

Saddest commentary is, that Larry Flynt forcing an issue with Rethugs doesn't hit the radar anymore.

It's like "We know we suck with the public trust. But the Dem leaders are unwilling to stop us. We will continue."


Gravatarmebbe i wont put the rum in


sittenprettyfarmeress |


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10.27.07 - 5:00 pm | #

put half the rum in, then you can have two! What time zone are you in?


Gravatarbye for now


Gravatarsp...

it's 5 pm there. quit asking silly questions and get your pretty self to some drinking...


GravatarHomepage |
10.27.07 - 5:00 pm | #

put half the rum in, then you can have two! What time zone are you in?

therealhellkitty | 10.27.07 - 5:01 pm | #

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East...yea good idea


Gravatarbye Moonbootica, have a nice evening!


Gravatartruth be told ...i like to have a reason to drink...mebbe ill toast the marchers....oh i do love Bannanas and rum


Gravatarok ...big question....WHY IN GODS GREEN EARTH DO THEY PUT CORN SYRUP in frozen yogurt?????? yuk


Gravatarthat's the sugary taste, darlin'...


GravatarI don't think we know how all animals experience pain. The notion of cruelty is linked to how humans experience pain. Animals don't have the same expectations, they don't understand sadomasochistic predicaments. They might very well have unconscious mechanisms that shield them from severe pain.


Gravatarok ...big question....WHY IN GODS GREEN EARTH DO THEY PUT CORN SYRUP in frozen yogurt?????? yuk


sittenprettyfarmeress |


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10.27.07 - 5:05 pm | #

it may have a different crystalline structure than white sugar when it freezes ensuring a smooth "mouth feel". There are a number of possibilities that I can think of but that is the likeliest.


GravatarSaddest commentary is, that Larry Flynt forcing an issue with Rethugs doesn't hit the radar anymore.

It's like "We know we suck with the public trust. But the Dem leaders are unwilling to stop us. We will continue."
MP


Exactly right. Still, we can hope it keeps a few more Evangelicals at home next November.

Apropos, there is a major article in the NYT Magazine tomorrow about it perhaps being The End for our dear Fundie friends' stranglehold on the GOP.

Cry me a river.


GravatarI'm so exasperated with Congressional Dems finding excuses not to fucking rake a 24% President over the coals.

Democratic representatives will stop being seen as pussies, when they stop acting like pussies.

They fucking wait and hope for Republicans like Hegel or Warner or or Specter to call out the White House.

Fucking pitiful.


GravatarI don't think we know how all animals experience pain. The notion of cruelty is linked to how humans experience pain. Animals don't have the same expectations, they don't understand sadomasochistic predicaments. They might very well have unconscious mechanisms that shield them from severe pain.
bill



Fuck you.


GravatarThere are a number of possibilities that I can think of but that is the likeliest.

therealhellkitty


I think the general answer to "why HFCS?" is "because ConAgra and ADM."


Gravatarthat's the sugary taste, darlin'...
fokowi | Homepage | 10.27.07 - 5:06 pm | #

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plain ole sugar would be much better....if anbody wanted to make a vast fortune...that is what they would do...i sent GWPDA ...a coupon book to TCBY with sugarless maple flavor...but alas she never got it...somebodies having a ball


GravatarFuck you.
Terry C - Edwards/Kucinich 08


I say we err on the side of caution.


GravatarOh, this is going to go well.
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U.S. forces will turn over security to Iraqi authorities in the southern Shiite province of Karbala on Monday, the American commander for the area said, despite fighting between rival militia factions that has killed dozens.

Karbala will become only the eighth of Iraq's 18 provinces to revert to Iraqi control, despite President Bush's prediction in January that the Iraqi government would have responsibility for security in all of the provinces by November.
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But it is time to start backing out of there.


GravatarIt's all about the fucken tax cuts to these high dollar pundits.
The main reason pubs will remain popular. Forget about honor, country and all that shit. Its about the dough.
Wish people would not link to the post or drudge. Do not wish to go there.


GravatarFuck you.
Terry C



Thank you


GravatarI'm so exasperated with Congressional Dems finding excuses not to fucking rake a 24% President over the coals.
MP


I guess they're waiting for Bush and his evil minions to hit negative numbers. After all, if even 1% of the country supports these goons, why, mean ol' Karl Rove will accuse everyone to the left of Genghis Khan with being soft on terra, treasonous, and America-haters.

And then the Democratic leadership would have to change their Depends or something.


GravatarI say we err on the side of caution.
V for Virginia



Sorry to be so vulgar but when mental midgets like jack start copping the Michael Vick philosophy towards animals, it pisses me off.


GravatarSorry to be so vulgar but when mental midgets like jack start copping the Michael Vick philosophy towards animals, it pisses me off.
Terry C - Edwards/Kucinich 08


Nonono-- I mean on the side of caution wrt animals feeling pain!


GravatarBut it is time to start backing out of there.
bo | 10.27.07 - 5:10 pm | #

Things actually quiet down once we leave an area.


GravatarVulgar?

I thought you were from Jersey?


Gravatari just got back from the march!
it was great but i wish i had not participated in the die-in.
n69n

Why?
V for Virginia | 10.27.07 - 4:54 pm | #


GravatarSorry to be so vulgar but when mental midgets like jack start copping the Michael Vick philosophy towards animals, it pisses me off.
Terry C - Edwards/Kucinich 08

Nonono-- I mean on the side of caution wrt animals feeling pain!
V for Virginia


Yeah, I know, V. But trollie really pissed me the fuck off.


GravatarI didn't say abusing animals was Ok. It's not. I said we have no clue how different varieties of animal experience pain and what their consciousness of that experience is like.


GravatarVulgar?

I thought you were from Jersey?
Just Another Zero


Born and raised in South Philadelphia.

Lived in South Jersey since Feb. 1997


GravatarI didn't say abusing animals was Ok. It's not. I said we have no clue how different varieties of animal experience pain and what their consciousness of that experience is like.
bill


YOU don't have a clue about much of anything, so fuck off.


GravatarFortunately, higher life forms have automatic mechanisms to shield them from utterly moronic and mean-spirited comments. Killfile, for instance.


GravatarOh, South Philly.

Then you were vulgar.


GravatarOh, South Philly.

Then you were vulgar.
Just Another Zero


Of course I am.

After all, I'm a Dirty Fucking Hippie.


GravatarOMG......im opening a gin joint
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!


GravatarFortunately, higher life forms have automatic mechanisms to shield them from utterly moronic and mean-spirited comments. Killfile, for instance.
61 Visitors Online




GravatarYes, Soth Philly, Jersey and a DFH.

It's like a harmonic convergence of vularity and incivility.

Very becoming.


Gravataryou drink these
wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to fast


Gravatari just got back from the march!
it was great but i wish i had not participated in the die-in.
n69n

Why?
V for Virginia | 10.27.07 - 4:54 pm | #


coz i was lyin in a 4 inch deep puddle of filth in the rain in the middle of the street.


GravatarBAZ wants some


GravatarYes, Soth Philly, Jersey and a DFH.

It's like a harmonic convergence of vularity and incivility.

Very becoming.
Just Another Zero


Coming up on 55 years of excellence...this Thursday, in fact.


Gravatarcoz i was lyin in a 4 inch deep puddle of filth in the rain in the middle of the street.
n69n


Oh, that I can certainly understand


GravatarAnd thanks to all those who took part today. Sorry I wasn't able.


GravatarI'm still waiting for Hillary and Trudi Julie Annie to show up wearing the same dress.


GravatarComing up on 55 years of excellence...this Thursday, in fact.

Terry C - Edwards/Kucinich 08


Me, too. Next month.


Gravatarone thing........i should have taken the center out of the pineaoole ,some threads at the bottom...yes i finished already...so much for sippin it
AT ESCHACON...i brought a bar and made drinks for everybody in our room...i wish you wereall here now
well most all of ya


GravatarI've always thought Isiah Thomas was a dick.


http://www6.comcast.net/sports/a...homas.Stringer/


Gravatarthis is a pretty good article on how animals perceive pain and their reactions to inescapable pain. I find it especially interesting that there are societal implicaitons. a nation that has been abused such as ours has and there doesn't seem to be any way to change it could fall into a depressive state...just as the dogs in the study did.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ Lea...ed_helplessness

I have been in the "learned helplessness" situation with a former abusive spouse. I identified GWB as a sociopath 4 years ago. His behavior towards this country has all of the classic patterns of the spousal abuser.




GravatarCongressional subpoenas being outright refused. White House demands for money in 50 billion dollar chunks for the Iraq debacle corruption. Vetoing politically popular legilation like S-CHIP, with hardly offering an explanation.

"Uh, OK". Goddammit Congress! Grow a pair! You're getting bitch-slapped, repeatedly.


Gravataroopsie tippsie


GravatarI'm still waiting for Hillary and Trudi Julie Annie to show up wearing the same dress.
Tom3



Senator Clinton has much better taste than he does.

He always looks like an old $2 whore whenever he's in drag.


GravatarAnimals don't have the same expectations, they don't understand sadomasochistic predicaments. They might very well have unconscious mechanisms that shield them from severe pain.
bill




In the future animals will have access to youtube and upload "cute" videos of bill engaging in autoerotic "sadomasochistic predicaments" involving motor oil and deep fried zucchini.


Gravatarwell off to feed the strays see ya later mebbe


Gravatarsittenpretty be careful!


Gravatarsittenpretty be careful!
therealhellkitty


Yes. Be careful.


GravatarThe Repuke convention is in Minneapolis this year!

Home of the famous bathroom stall where Larry Craig did his tapdance.

Minneapolis officials are preparing for the GOP by installing new floor-to-ceiling stall walls in the mens rooms at MSP.


Gravatarhave you noticed that when a thread winds down there is no race to be Last!


GravatarListening to Yusuf Islam's latest CD at work. He does a nice rendition of "Don't Let Me Be Understood."

He's speaking to a lot of people.

Still has a great voice.


GravatarDoes anybody have the current Wanker stats?

Does goat blower have more wanker points than Hiatt?


GravatarThat's Misunderstood.

Geez.


GravatarHuckabee is a dark horse in the sense that being served shit is a decent meal.


GravatarStill has a great voice.
pie


Pretty much the same, isn't it? I thought so when I heard him recently.


GravatarDoes anybody have the current Wanker stats?



Does goat blower have more wanker points than Hiatt?


Tom3 |


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10.27.07 - 5:31 pm | #

there are so many different contests going how can anyone keep track of them?


GravatarWhen Rice or Cheney outright refuse to honor a Congressional subpoena, that shit ought to go to up the Supremes to sort out.


GravatarHuckabee is powdered sugar on horseshit.


GravatarLooks like the WH house and RNC have decided to back Rudy 911 and given instructions to FOXNews on how to cooperate.

http://tpmelectioncentral.com/ 20...rudy_use_it.php


GravatarWhen Rice or Cheney outright refuse to honor a Congressional subpoena, that shit ought to go to up the Supremes to sort out.
MP


The supremes who were hand picked for their belief in an imperial executive? Why, WHATEVER would they do in a case like that?


GravatarPretty much the same, isn't it?

Yes. I brought in the "Tea for the Tillerman" CD and have been playing that, too. Amazing how many customers comment about how much they like that.


GravatarThe supremes who were hand picked for their belief in an imperial executive? Why, WHATEVER would they do in a case like that?
V for Virginia


Force them to make it the law of the land, then.


GravatarThe House should order a subpoena directly, and have the Capitol Hill police serve it.

Obviously the rule of law is broken in this country, and we all know which little primate broke it.


GravatarI don't think that any one of us could ignore a Congressional subpoena...why are they above the law?


GravatarForce them to make it the law of the land, then.
MP


I know that despair is not supposed to be an option, but I has my good days and my bad days.


GravatarI don't think that any one of us could ignore a Congressional subpoena...why are they above the law?
therealhellkitty


Following any lawbreaking I might do, I'm counting on Congress to make whatever i did retroactively legal.

Because of the burden of litigation, and all.


GravatarMinneapolis officials are preparing for the GOP by installing new floor-to-ceiling stall walls in the mens rooms at MSP.
Tom3
________________________________________

Which is why that suitcase Wide Stance strategically placed in the stall-- to block the view from peepers like himself-- contained portable metal-cutting power tools, just in case.

Like the Boy Scouts Craig so fervently supports, he believes in being prepared.


GravatarFollowing any lawbreaking I might do, I'm counting on Congress to make whatever i did retroactively legal.



Because of the burden of litigation, and all.


V for Virginia |



10.27.07 - 5:38 pm | #

A cunning plan, and it doesn't even involve turnips!


GravatarA cunning plan, and it doesn't even involve turnips!

therealhellkitty


If it fails I'll settle for a small turnip in the country.


Gravatar"I don't think that any one of us could ignore a Congressional subpoena...why are they above the law?"
therealhellkitty

We couldn't, but they do. But I don't know why this is so.


GravatarWe couldn't, but they do. But I don't know why this is so.
mer


We can't because if we ignore a subpoena someone will come and drag our asses to the pokey.

They do, because . . . ?


GravatarIf it fails I'll settle for a small turnip in the country.


V for Virginia |



10.27.07 - 5:39 pm | #

I would very much like to see the rulers of this country retire to their dachas with an unexplained medical problem.

That FEMA presser really did take me back to the good old Soviet days...Nothing like total message control to bring out the totalitarian in an administration.


GravatarPicking up on the Pantload, I think someone at Amazon is probably sick of having to update the title and publication date on that particular shitheap. Plus, the tags probably make it fun to do. It's not the first time the Amazon page has poked fun at D.P.


GravatarMinneapolis officials are preparing for the GOP by installing new floor-to-ceiling stall walls in the mens rooms at MSP.
Tom3


What..no plaque?

"Larry Craig cruised here."


GravatarThey do, because . . . ?
V for Virginia



IOIYAR


GravatarThat's Misunderstood.

Geez.
pie | 10.27.07 - 5:31 pm | #


Works both ways.


GravatarThat FEMA presser really did take me back to the good old Soviet days.

Really. They're not even pretending any more.


GravatarThat FEMA presser really did take me back to the good old Soviet days...Nothing like total message control to bring out the totalitarian in an administration.

I'm still pissed that the Weather Channel ran it. Were they duped or were they in on the con?


GravatarI would very much like to see the rulers of this country retire to wood chippers with an unexplained medical problem.

serifed your courier


GravatarGuantanamo military lawyer breaks ranks to condemn 'unconscionable' detention
By Leonard Doyle in Washington
Published: 27 October 2007
An American military lawyer and veteran of dozens of secret Guantanamo tribunals has made a devastating attack on the legal process for determining whether Guantanamo prisoners are "enemy combatants".

The whistleblower, an army major inside the military court system which the United States has established at Guantanamo Bay, has described the detention of one prisoner, a hospital administrator from Sudan, as "unconscionable".

His critique will be the centrepiece of a hearing on 5 December before the US Supreme Court when another attempt is made to shut the prison down. So nervous is the Bush administration of the latest attack – and another Supreme Court ruling against it – that it is preparing a whole new system of military courts to deal with those still imprisoned.

The whistleblower's testimony is the most serious attack to date on the military panels, which were meant to give a fig- leaf of legitimacy to the interrogation and detention policies at Naval Base at Guantanamo Bay. The major has taken part in 49 status review panels.


Another one blows the whistle on BushCo's sad attack on justice. Via The Agonist.org--

http://news.independent.co.uk/ wo...icle3101949.ece


GravatarListening to Yusuf Islam's latest CD at work. He does a nice rendition of "Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood."


Sure wasn't hard to misunderstand the comments he made about the contract put out on Salman Rushdhie about 15 years ago.


Gravatarpie - that's what tweety thinks. fwiw.


GravatarI'm still pissed that the Weather Channel ran it. Were they duped or were they in on the con?
pie | 10.27.07 - 5:44 pm | #

How's anyone supposed to tell real from fake anymore?


Gravatarthat's what tweety thinks. fwiw.

Which?


Gravatarthanks spinoza, out for a while see you good peeps later.


GravatarHow's anyone supposed to tell real from fake anymore?

anything repug=lie


GravatarHow's anyone supposed to tell real from fake anymore?

Certainly, they could after the fact.

Once bitten, twice shy?

Of course, they have zero credibility. When in doubt, assume the worst.


Gravataranything repug=lie
spinoza, non ridere, non luger


Until proven otherwise.


GravatarMy bad.

His comments WERE misunderstood:

"Salman Rushdie controversy

Cat Stevens' comments about Salman Rushdie

The singer attracted controversy in 1989, during an address to students at London's Kingston University, where he was asked about the fatwa calling for the death of author Salman Rushdie. Newspapers quickly interpreted his response as support for the fatwa, but he released a statement the following day clarifying that he had not been supporting vigilantism, and was merely explaining the legal Islamic punishment for blasphemy.

While there has been an on-going debate over the degree to which the singer supported the call for the assassination of Rushdie, the incident left an indelible mark on his reputation as a "man of peace".He maintains that he was misinterpreted."


GravatarWhether or not our federal government is truly co-equal, as designed, should take precedent on the Supreme Court docket over whether the RIAA is entitled to get $1,000,000 in damages from some teenager LimeWiring an MP3 file.

It seems to me.


GravatarSure wasn't hard to misunderstand the comments he made about the contract put out on Salman Rushdhie about 15 years ago.
Terry C - Edwards/Kucinich 08 | Homepage | 10.27.07 - 5:46 pm | #

Jealousy is served cold here, as every time proto-Bjorn was finally allowed into the inner sanctum of an impressionable high school lass, lo and behold, there's that freakin' Cat S with his Ovation poster.


GravatarHow come our media isn't worked up over Bush being so petulent during his last press conference that he stomped off and slammed the door. Hard. If Hillary had done that, that door slam would have been repeated for about thousand times on the television and then set to music.


GravatarWouldn't you know it?

While we were marching it was pouring. As soon as I get off the subway the sun comes out.


GravatarJealousy is served cold here, as every time proto-Bjorn was finally allowed into the inner sanctum of an impressionable high school lass, lo and behold, there's that freakin' Cat S with his Ovation poster.

Er, I thought "inner sanctum" meant something else. Or else there is some poster fetish stuff I missed.


GravatarWhile we were marching it was pouring. As soon as I get off the subway the sun comes out.

Yeah, I took some students on a field trip today. Same thing. We all got soaked. They were good sports about it.


GravatarWhile we were marching it was pouring. As soon as I get off the subway the sun comes out.
HoneyBearKelly


They control the weather!
Meowglgarglgarglyeow!


GravatarThat the WC ran it by mistake thinking it was a real news conference.


GravatarThat the WC ran it by mistake thinking it was a real news conference.

Well, that gives me confidence in their forecasting.


GravatarWhile we were marching it was pouring. As soon as I get off the subway the sun comes out.
HoneyBearKelly


Dammit!

How was the turnout?


GravatarJealousy is served cold here

Jealousy is often served red hot.
Revenge is sometimes served cold.


GravatarV4V the turnout was incredibly large considering.

I punked out at Canal St. and came home though.

BG, Karin and Simels continued.


GravatarHBK - We did double the amount of time as the usual vigil, two hours in the pouring rain. Even though it was 70 degrees I got a real chill. We had forty people show, most of whom were going on to Philly. How was the turn out by you?


GravatarThat the WC ran it by mistake thinking it was a real news conference.

The only reason it caught my attention was that I heard him start to make negative references to NOLA's handling of the hurricanne aftermath. I was like WTF? Highly inappropriate and too political to be playing on the WC, but I suppose it was too late at that point. I don't know if it was shown again.


GravatarThanks, again, to all you DFHs who braved the weather to save the nation.


Gravatar(Mr. QL is making a delicious spaghetti sauce with lots of basil and garlic. Can't wait. It smells delicioso)


GravatarJealousy is served cold here



Er, okay.

Whatever THAT means.

http://thumbsnap.com/v/Jn3bF3hA.jpg


GravatarHBK - Was that the first time Karin has come out?


GravatarJealousy is great with a classic cheese fondue.


GravatarIt's been raining just about all day here. The sun came out about an hour ago, but if you blinked, you missed it. Better tomorrow.


Gravatar(Mr. QL is making a delicious spaghetti sauce with lots of basil and garlic. Can't wait. It smells delicioso)
ql optimist


You know that cute guy, the one who got to know me pretty well and, for some inexplicable reason, married me anyway?

He's out shopping for some ingredients for this duck liver appetizer I'm craving.

He could have done a lot better, and I"m so glad he didn't!


GravatarThings have come to a pretty pass when even the Weather Channel is spewing right wing talking points.


Gravatarql yes it was the first time Karin was able to join us.

And she's a delight.

I love meeting my bloggie peeps in person.


GravatarMr. QL is making a delicious spaghetti sauce with lots of basil and garlic. Can't wait. It smells delicioso

Mob flicks almost always include a mouth-watering hearty meal scene.


GravatarI decided to come back.

Whadda I miss?


GravatarPretty good New Rules:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e...10/27/131346/ 60


GravatarJealousy is often served red hot.
Revenge is sometimes served cold.
MP | 10.27.07 - 5:55 pm | #

You've run circles around me logically.


GravatarOn MSGOP right now: looks like an hour of Fat Timmeh dumping on Senator Clinton.

Must stop The Scary Vagina.


GravatarI'm going to take a nap.


GravatarIf the BoSox win tonight, it will be very difficult for the Rockies franchise not to be humiliated by this Series.


GravatarMoonbats! Did I miss anything?


GravatarVfV - Yup, it seems we both lucked out in husband department. Nice, smart, considerate and great in the kip. (Can't speak for Mr. V, just Mr. QL )


GravatarOk.

Jealousy is red
Envy is green
Cat is a wanker
I'm going to bed


GravatarHecate

Are you in Boston.

Damn I have to leave soon!


GravatarIf the BoSox win tonight, it will be very difficult for the Rockies franchise not to be humiliated by this Series.

It's God's fault. Or something.

Speaking of religion in sports, the A2 paper had a front page article today about one of the Michigan football players. Apparently, he invites people to his aprtment, and they read the bible together.

Front page.

*sigh*


GravatarPretty good New Rules:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e.....10/27/131346/ 60
Bjorn,a poor young country boi


Pretty damn funny!


GravatarRuh-roh:

Who wants to see an almost five month-old Zap?

Warning: I was cute...


Gravatarfuck Huckabee and his iron age morality and national retail sales tax


GravatarLoved how Papelbaum nailed that guy at first base. According to Keith, the Rockies told their batters that he rarely attempted to pitch to first base so try to steal second. Whoops!


GravatarVfV - Yup, it seems we both lucked out in husband department. Nice, smart, considerate and great in the kip. (Can't speak for Mr. V, just Mr. QL )
ql optimist


I got it all, too


GravatarPretty good New Rules:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e.....10/27/131346/ 60
Bjorn,a poor young country boi


I love what he said about Old Spice and Lou Dobbs.


GravatarOf course, an article father in reported about three MI players who were stopped and arrested in April for possession of unprescribed pain-killers and, OMG!, marijuana!!!

Only one remains on the team.


GravatarWarning: I was cute...
Zap Rowsdower


Awwwwwww!

You're still cute, d00d!


GravatarOh, snap.

Did the Golden Gophers wrestle away the Little Brown Jug at the big house?

(don't laugh...I know it won't happen)


GravatarWarning: I was cute...

Awwwwww. Adorable!


GravatarZap


Cute picture! Geez, you guys make me feel old.


Gravatarhttp://www.nytimes.com/2007/10/2...gin& oref=slogin

'Over the last two decades, the world population increased by almost 34 percent, to 6.7 billion, from 5 billion. But the land available to each person is shrinking, from 19.5 acres in 1900 to 5 acres by 2005, the report said. '

'In the spirit of the United Nations report, President Nicolas Sarkozy of France outlined plans on Thursday to fight climate change.

He said he would make 1 billion euros, or $1.4 billion, available over four years to develop energy sources and maintain biodiversity. He said each euro spent on nuclear research would be matched by one spent on research into clean technologies and environmental protection.'


GravatarHecate

Are you in Boston.

Damn I have to leave soon!


No, I wanted to go but wound up having to work this weekend.


Gravatarsekmet,

I also noticed that they said, “The human population is now so large that the amount of resources needed to sustain it exceeds what is available at current consumption patterns,” Achim Steiner, the executive director of the Environment Program, said in a telephone interview.

Too many people.


GravatarWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!


GravatarEvery conceivable story has been written, from cleavage to laughter to multiple marriages

Right, Howie. Let's not get into folderol like two ongoing wars, one incipient war, booming oil prices, the fiasco in California, the collapsing economy, the bugging of the Democratic Party, etc.


GravatarMe in October 1958.


Left to right, me; my dad, my oldest brother (the baby) and my sister, who's 15 months younger than I am.


GravatarOops - here's the pic!



http://thumbsnap.com/v/DVWTWiCO.jpg


GravatarLet's not get into folderol like two ongoing wars, one incipient war, booming oil prices, the fiasco in California, the collapsing economy, the bugging of the Democratic Party, etc.
Lime Rickey



Katrina


GravatarLet's not get into folderol like two ongoing wars, one incipient war, booming oil prices, the fiasco in California, the collapsing economy, the bugging of the Democratic Party, etc.
Lime Rickey

Katrina
Terry C - Edwards/Kucinich 08


The gutting of the Constitution. The lawlessness of the administration, not limited to treason (outing a covert CIA operative in time of war). The stolen elections. Lying us into a war to enrich their friends.

There's a lot more, join in!


GravatarOops - here's the pic!



http://thumbsnap.com/v/DVWTWiCO.jpg
Terry C - Edwards/Kucinich 08


Sweet!

We had our house in Lakeland on the market, still with a bunch of furniture in it, when we moved over here. Somehow (unscrupulous realtor), someone got the key to the back door and cleaned us out. ALL of my family pictures were in an old wash stand -- they took it with everything in it.

I have no photos of me as a kid, my parents . . . none.


GravatarSpeaking of those family value-loving Repugs, Court TV just did a show on THIS asshole:


http://www.prisoners.com/drucekil.html


GravatarYeah...wasn't trying to make anyone feel 'old'.

Just wanna get these pics on teh computer. Got some other ones that are pretty funny...


Gravatarfrom Chris in Paris ....

Merrill Lynch’s directors may be weighing E. Stanley O’Neal’s future, but one thing is already guaranteed: a payday of at least $159 million if he steps down.
Mr. O’Neal, the company’s chairman and chief executive, is entitled to $30 million in retirement benefits as well as $129 million in stock and option holdings, according to an analysis by James F. Reda & Associates using yesterday’s share price of $66.09. That would be on top of the roughly $160 million he took home in his nearly five years on the job.
So Merrill Lynch has to write down a staggering $8.4 billion due to the disastrous mistakes of O'Neal, many jobs will be terminated because of his failed decisions and the guy is going to walk about with this kind of money. I realize he has a contract but really, if America can afford screw ups like this guy at the top, why the hell is it so difficult to see decent benefits and salary increases for the rest of the working population? $159 million is a lot of health care and a lot of salary for others.

Looking objectively at this guys record, he was crap and did not warrant such a lofty pay plan. Where's the personal responsibility from O'Neal on his failures? Sure he's going to be canned but who out there wouldn't want to be fired with this? Our continued idolization of corporate buffoons like this is ridiculous not to mention bloody expensive


Gravatar
I decided to come back.

Whadda I miss?


The giant bug eyed space aliens have landed, and asked to be taken to our leader.

I gave them NTodd's address.


GravatarThe stolen elections. Lying us into a war to enrich their friends.

There's a lot more, join in!
David Derbes


Corruption of the judiciary and its perversion for political purposes.


GravatarI have no photos of me as a kid, my parents . . . none.
V for Virginia


That sucks!


GravatarThe giant bug eyed space aliens have landed, and asked to be taken to our leader.

I gave them NTodd's address.


Maybe he will take them to the tastee freeze. Earth Quakers are easy.


GravatarThe faith-based fraud where churches were allowed to spend federal tax dollars to build church buildings rather than spend it on actually helping the poor.


GravatarThe giant bug eyed space aliens have landed, and asked to be taken to our leader.

I gave them NTodd's address.




GravatarHowie is a putz -


GravatarThe giant bug eyed space aliens have landed, and asked to be taken to our leader.



I for one welcome our new insect overloads.


GravatarTerry ...you were a very CUTE little girl!


GravatarI for one welcome our new insect overloads.
Terry C - Edwards/Kucinich 08


Gotta be an improvement over Bush, Pelosi and Reid.


GravatarIm gonna see if Jeffra can scan my baby pictures....mom always dressed me in blue velvet...even my maryjanes


GravatarI [img]http://www.smileyxtra.co.uk/images/ smxtra.png[/img]
Huckabee


Gravatarspinoza -- you still here?

Do you know if mercury in a pregnant woman's system could cause the kind of birth defect that would keep a baby from being able to breathe on its own? This kid evidently has some very serious neurological problems. There is a geneticist involved who's trying to determine if the parents should even try again. I don't know if she was tested for mercury, and I don't want to bring it up for no reason.


GravatarCSX say their (freight ) cars can move a "ton of freight 423 miles on a gallon of fuel". Impressive.


GravatarV for Virginia, concentrations of mercury have dominated your thoughts for days. Make your fears known and see if they can be tested.


GravatarHello moonbats

here in the UK we are turning our clocks back, so we get an extra hour in bed, yay!!!!!

I've just been putting back an hour my various time pieces (mobile phone, watch, stereo, digital clock)


GravatarJust today and yesterday, I think.

I'm so eaten up about this baby. I guess I could mention it to one of the grandmothers.


Gravatarspinoza -- you still here?

I haven't a clue. You might check with Phila.


Gravatari've gone back in time



GravatarI haven't a clue. You might check with Phila.
spinoza Neque lugare, neque in


K, thanks.


GravatarWe don't "fall Back" until November 4th, but enjoy your "extra hour", Moonbootica!


GravatarCSX say their (freight ) cars can move a "ton of freight 423 miles on a gallon of fuel". Impressive.
plantsman, areligious | Homepage | 10.27.07 - 6:36 pm | #

Down hill


Gravatari've gone back in time

Open another bottle of wine. The night's young...er.


GravatarWhat would a rational Marxist current look like?


GravatarWhen I drove, the mash-up of large trucks on highways drove me mad -- if trains are more efficient, I'm all for it!


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GravatarOne US soldier's father calls it the silent injury. Now Britain's forces centre is braced for an influx of cases

· Evidence grows of brain injury from IED blasts
· Cases hard to diagnose but numbers may be 'massive'


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