I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Hey, now!
Wanker of the Day: Res Ipsa Loquitur
More generally, shouldn't Democrats who have complained that George Bush was elected on the strength of a popularity contest be nervous that this blossoming Obamadulation is getting out of hand?
Er....George Bush wasn't elected.
'tini time. Later.
Wanker of the day. At 6pm?
You are calling the wanker early, sir.
There are 6 hours left to wank.
It's not over until every stroke is counted.
Hokey smokes! Elections are actually "popularity" contests? Who knew???
So many wankers.
So little time.
I wank much more often than these other people. Why don't I get a link?
Bush wants you to go shopping. Dammit!
Now! Now!
From linky:
Could Dickerson possibly be speaking of George "Where Wings Take Dream" Bush?
BTW, what I like best about this anti-Clinton tirade at Daily Obama is how the author manages to quote both the Dallas Morning News AND the Wall Street Journal.
Two sources you can always count on when it comes to "Billary"!
Back to the spa! Bumble bees shall not defeat me!
.
LAURENT: "Mimi, darling. Where are you going?"
MIMI: "To the blog, Laurent! The paroxysms of passion you inspire in me must be memorialized in order for anyone -- including me -- to know that they really and truly happened!"
LAURENT: "But mimi, there is so much more love to be made!"
MIMI: "Not now, Laurent. I must blog this experience. My loyal following await my every keystroke documenting this transformational experience."
LAURENT: "But mimi, who makes love and then runs to a blog to brag about it?"
MIMI: "Not me, Laurent! You must be thinking of one of my other incarnations."
LAURENT: "Mon Dieu! Do you mean that you're not the mimi who can calculate the trajectory of a rocket while reciting "The Canterbury Tales" in medieval French backwards?"
MIMI: "Darling, you say the sweetest thins. Now ... to the barrica....oops! I mean, to the blog!"
Wanker of the Day: Res Ipsa Loquitur
Still haven't gotten any chili?
Could Dickerson possibly be speaking of George "Where Wings Take Dream" Bush?
Let the eagle sooooooooooaaaaaarrrrrrrr!
Hokey smokes! Elections are actually "popularity" contests? Who knew???
dave™©
This is very disturbing. I must reconsider my participation in the practice.
I wank much more often than these other people. Why don't I get a link?
The restraining order?
Wanker of the Day: Res Ipsa Loquitur
Isn't that a Conversation Heart™?
RES
IPSA
LOQUITUR
Yes, I know - I'm diluting the brand...
Back to the spa! Bumble bees shall not defeat me!
.
Dr. Barmpot Shouty-Crackers
Huzzah!
Done!
DONE!
I'm sitting here hoping that SteveNS and NTodd are not blogging from the same coffee shop.
LAURENT: "Mon Dieu! Do you mean that you're not the mimi who can calculate the trajectory of a rocket while reciting "The Canterbury Tales" in medieval French backwards?"
Comedy gold.
Bravo, Res!!
Bush wants you to go shopping. Dammit!
Now! Now!
ellroon
I don't do ANYTHING that HE wants.
Huckabees In Paradise!
former Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee and his wiife will step off the campaign trail for a day this weekend in the Cayman Islands
in a double feature with Children With Guns coming soon to a theatre near you
.
LAURENT: "But mimi, who makes love and then runs to a blog to brag about it?"
MIMI: "Not me, Laurent! You must be thinking of one of my other incarnations."
I don't do ANYTHING that HE wants.
Terry C - Hates Republicans
He's holding his breath! Now you'll be sorry!
LAURENT = KY and a box of tissues.
Wanker of the Day: Res Ipsa Loquitur
The Kenosha Kid
Guilty as charged, I'm afraid.
MIMI: "Not me, Laurent! You must be thinking of one of my other incarnations."
Like that troll fuck Elias
The Kenosha Kid
Damn dude. Do you just sit there waiting for the new thread?
former Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee and his wiife will step off the campaign trail for a day this weekend in the Cayman Islands
They stopped off to make a deposit.
Sorry, I've been out for a while taking care of my mother. From the thread below, who is predicting a Bush comeback this year? Anyone? Anyone?
Like that troll fuck Elias
Edwards Is Her Hand
The one who thinks he's SO hilarious?
LAURENT: "Mimi, darling. Where are you going?"
MIMI: "To the blog, Laurent! The paroxysms of passion you inspire in me must be memorialized in order for anyone -- including me -- to know that they really and truly happened!"
[wipes lone tear from eye, ignited clove cigarette, adjusts beret]
Sorry, I've been out for a while taking care of my mother. From the thread below, who is predicting a Bush comeback this year? Anyone? Anyone?
foolme1ns
There's really no way to make a sarcastic quip here.
I'm sitting here hoping that SteveNS and NTodd are not blogging from the same coffee shop.
[peers over LCD panel, waggles eyebrows at Gromit]
More generally, shouldn't Democrats who have complained that George Bush was elected on the strength of a popularity contest be nervous that this blossoming Obamadulation is getting out of hand?
Obamadulation. Gosh, that's clever.
man, that's some quality wanking.
[opens envelope]
Nobel Prize for Faux-Live Blogging goes to Res Ipsa Loquitor.
the great leveller is coming
and he's not going to stop to take your pulse
and he's not going to ask you why you're the way you are
and I think that's the worst part
you never get a chance to explain yourself
and he's going to take those mountains
and shove them into the valleys
until there's nothing left except a vast expanse
and you'll float there, Mimi
on the flat Sargasso Sea of your soul
and if they pull you away from your bleaching pink surfboard
and stretch you across the wind
you'll make no sound
wet leaves on a dry map
nothing, nobody
the great leveller or the great escape?
LAURENT: "Mon Dieu! Do you mean that you're not the mimi who can calculate the trajectory of a rocket while reciting "The Canterbury Tales" in medieval French backwards?"
And wins on Canadian game shows?
Like that troll fuck Elias
Edwards Is Her Hand
Is that my little bitch Snowjob? Wats madda baby? You need your bukake bath now?
[wipes lone tear from eye, ignited clove cigarette, adjusts beret]
NTodd, Änti-VNF
Camus would have smoked Gauloises.
Sartre would have smoked Gitanes.
Marx would have smoked salmon.
Wow...local couple married for 83 years.
Crazy!
I hate NTodd.
former Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee and his wiife will step off the campaign trail for a day this weekend in the Cayman Islands
On the Huckabee campaign, we launder our contributions by hand.
What's for dinner? We're having lamb vindaloo and saag chicken made fresh by our lovely neighbors.
"Mimi on the Beach", Jane Siberry.
Can't find the video on YouTube, unfortunately.
[peers over LCD panel, waggles eyebrows at Gromit]
NTodd, Änti-VNF | Homepage | 02.16.08 - 6:13 pm | #
Here in largely Hispanic socal, we call it "El CD!"
"I wank much more often than these other people. Why don't I get a link?"
shut up and eat something.
Marx would have smoked salmon.
All Hail Marx and Lennon!
God I hate the journamalists like Dickerson. They're taken seriously by left-leaning readers but they're really terrible at their craft. Not only do they draw stupid conclusions, their writing isn't very good.
I hate NTodd.
Get in line.
[lobster farts]
local couple married for 83 years
Wow. I don't think I'll live that many years, much less be with one person that long.
former Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee and his wiife will step off the campaign trail for a day this weekend in the Cayman Islands
JETHRENE: "Oh, caiman's cook up nice in the toaster oven."
HUCKSTER: "Honey, it's Cayman, not "caiman."
JETHRENE: "I don't care. I'm bringing my shotgun anyway."
Here in largely Hispanic socal, we call it "El CD!"
Gilly Gonzylon
When speaking to His Holiness of the Politically Correct , we usually use the term "Latino".
I don't do ANYTHING that HE wants.
Terry C - Hates Republicans | Homepage | 02.16.08 - 6:09 pm |
I heard Bush just said that we should all breathe oxygen so I guess you know what to do
totally OT: vide of a dog, cat and a rat all owned by a santa barbara homeless man:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R...h?
v=RuuesBhOR9g
Get in line.
[lobster farts]
Just don't line up behind NTodd.
Did Rev. Huckabee leave the boys at home to watch the dog?
-GSD
BTW, I'm taking requests for tonight's Paxcast. No, I'm serious.
TKK: I'm dedicating some ABBA to you...
I am going through my cupboards looking for a suitable RIL prize...
oh my...
maybe after I stop laughing on the floor I can do it.
heh indeed
National Police, Coalition Forces find caches
Multi-National Division – Baghdad PAO
BAGHDAD – National police from the 2nd Brigade, 1st National Police Division along with Multi-National Division – Baghdad Soldiers discovered two caches Feb. 15 during a joint mission in Boob al Sham, north of Baghdad.
http://www.mnf-iraq.com/index.ph...7112&
Itemid=128
And wins on Canadian game shows?
While walking across a frozen lake with snowshoes on her hands.
my dinner tonight: turkey and brie sammich with cranberry mustard and cranberry sauce. courtesy of whole foods.
Gotta love a mouse riding a cat!
"BTW, I'm taking requests for tonight's Paxcast. No, I'm serious."
no gaii music.
"TKK: I'm dedicating some ABBA to you..."
too late....
paxcast could use either Phil Ochs' "Circle of Friends", or Debbie Gibson.
"Mimi on the Beach", Jane Siberry.
Mimi From 5 to 7
Edwards Is Her Hand
Where are you coward?
Show yourself.
Boob al Sham
Arabic for 'implant'
if able, you really should check out russert's weekend program. ron brownstein and chris cillizza are shocked (seriously) that the little people on the republican side aren't falling in line and voting for mccain. they insist on voting for the candidate of their choice -- mike huckabee, even though the powers in their party are getting behind mccain.
i mean, the nerve!
I heard Bush just said that we should all breathe oxygen so I guess you know what to do
99 problems but a bitch ain't
Unfunny AND idiotic.
The trolls aren't even trying anymore, folks.
BTW, I'm taking requests for tonight's Paxcast. No, I'm serious
Some Fountains of Wayne would be nice.
Boob, boob, boob.....boob, boob al Sham.
-GSD
While walking across a frozen lake with snowshoes on her hands.
Ralphie
Oh Ralphie? There's someone here who wants to say hello:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=r...feature=related
Naptime. I love being old.
McCain's gonna lose Texas.
-GSD
BTW, I'm taking requests for tonight's Paxcast. No, I'm serious
How about some C & C Music Factory? Technotronic? Tony, Toni, Tone'?
Really - if they're not supporting him for his Senate record, why else would those kids be lining up at his concerts?
The trolls aren't even trying anymore, folks.
The opposition researchers no longer have to come here to find out why we hate Republicans.
Now, they just go ask other Republicans.
C'mon Hillary, dump this guy:
Mark Penn: "Winning Democratic primaries is not a qualification or a sign of who can win the general election. If it were, every nominee would win because every nominee wins Democratic primaries.”
Some Fountains of Wayne would be nice.
I've only got a handful of their tracks, but I can do something.
BTW, I'm taking requests for tonight's Paxcast. No, I'm serious
Fountains of Wayne's "Elevator Up".
naked cowboy says he has a suitcase full of underwear in his escalade, no bills, and a couple hundred thousand in the bank. nice lookin' guy.
Some Fountains of Wayne would be nice.
I've only got a handful of their tracks, but I can do something.
"Troubled Times" is my fave.
Men, leave pussy where it belongs, in the strip club not the Oval Office.
Vote hope, vote change vote Men, vote Barack
Phil Ochs Small Circle of Friends seriously. Do you have that song NTodd. It's very appropriate and shit.
How about some C & C Music Factory? Technotronic? Tony, Toni, Tone'?
I've got some C&C, but jeez, that seems kinda...old.
naked cowboy says he has a suitcase full of underwear in his escalade, no bills, and a couple hundred thousand in the bank. nice lookin' guy.
TEBB, uppity female | 02.16.08 - 6:25 pm | #
and to think my father was against my dropping out of college to sing in the street in my underwear
.
Phil Ochs Small Circle of Friends seriously. Do you have that song NTodd. It's very appropriate and shit.
I'm on it.
I've got some C&C, but jeez, that seems kinda...old.
Fine...just go with some Bel, Biv, Devo.
Jeez.
stolen from bartcop, who stole it from someone else, who stole it from colbert...
"I thought this guy was supposed to be Kennedyesque.
I guarantee you JFK had no trouble picking up working-class women."
-- Stephen Colbert, on Obama having difficulty 'picking up working-class women.
Pavlik fight tonight, so here's my last for today:
SEPERATED AT BIRTH:
http://media.townhall.com/
Townha...stsGoldberg.gif
http://
www.spartacus.schoolnet.c...2WWgoering3.JPG
WT-- You've missed (1) Mimi liveblogging sex, (2) NTodd and SteveNS's wank off, (3) A decapitation with a MacBook Air, (4) A near-death experience of Dr Shouty-Crackers, and (5) RIL's liveblogging of (1).
Where ya been?
Mark Penn looks like he should be running auditions for an amateur porn site.
The more he talks the more I lose respect for Sen. Clinton and Bill.
-GSD
Some Fountains of Wayne would be nice.
Gomez | 02.16.08 - 6:23 pm | #
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b...h?
v=bpV5InLw52U
and to think my father was against my dropping out of college to sing in the street in my underwear
My friend Ned and I made $1.67 doing that. 'cept we had our pants on.
But I'm not joking. Harvard Square, October, 1989. I was drunk. He wasn't. We used Evan's hat to collect funds. Bought a couple Yoohoos after.
Then John got beat up by some asshole Harvard student.
Phil Ochs Small Circle of Friends seriously. Do you have that song NTodd. It's very appropriate and shit.
"Smoking marijuana is more fun than drinking beer..."
BTW, I'm taking requests for tonight's Paxcast. No, I'm serious.
This, please.
In my haid for weeks now.
Men, leave pussy where it belongs, in the strip club not the Oval Office.
Vote hope, vote change vote Men, vote Barack
Hoping and changing
Kiss your mother with that mouth, loser?
Barack was raised by his mother because his father took off on the family.
So I don't think he has the same low opinion of women that you do.
Fine...just go with some Bel, Biv, Devo.
I'm not taking requests from MN or IA. You Heartlanders have shitty taste. In place of what you want, I'll play Queen.
As I posted on Friday, Dickerson is right.
If Democrats nominate someone who is "popular" or who "people like" we will only be sinking to the Republicans level.
We must nominate a boring, annoying wonk again, and lose with dignity, or we will have "sold out."
BTW, I'm taking requests for tonight's Paxcast. No, I'm serious
Big Mama Thornton
Oh, and (6) the usual Hillary and Barack shit
This, please.
In my haid for weeks now.
For you, Princess, anything.
Big Mama Thornton
Cult Fish Slap
Who the hell are you?
In place of what you want, I'll play Queen.
I'm fasting until you promise not to play Queen.
For you, Princess, anything.
NTodd, Änti-VNF
Thanks, baby. (Second time today.)
Elias, call Henry Louis Gates and see if he can run some DNA tests on Herr Pantload.
His resemblance to Goering is striking.
I knew deep down inside that Jonah was a closet leftist.
-GSD
Now a blog post this week by a conservative radio talk show host asking whether faintings at five Obama rallies are coincidence or sly campaign trickery is riling up the political blogosphere. The Wall Street Journal linked to James Vicevich's blog in its Thursday Best of the Web roundup. And today, Seattle radio host Dori Monson brought the issue home on the air and in a blog post:
Is it phoney, orchestrated campaign theatrics or is it merely physiological coincidence? You be the judge.
gah
.
Vote hope, vote change vote Men
it's about damn time that men are given a chance to participate in national politics.
I'm fasting until you promise not to play Queen.
I'll miss you.
My advice is don't take my advice.
Where ya been?
out getting Claritin and sushi?
I might have to make "Mimi & Laurent" my new feature on R-H.
it's about damn time that men are given a chance to participate in national politics.
Cult Fish Slap
Trollie is trying to get Obama the woman beaters' vote.
I don't think the Senator wants or needs that.
Troll Hater | 02.16.08 - 6:30 pm |
So what is he going to do, not allow me to vote for him? I don't even know anything about Obama but the Democrats are probably going to win the November and I don't want some old hag running this country. Why do you think Obama is surging Sparky?
Who the hell are you?
What did I do?
it's about damn time that men are given a chance to participate in national politics.
Culture of Truth, is that you?
I want one of those Aero Gardens to grow herbs but I refuse to pay $100 for something that costs the seller maybe $15 to manufacture.
I might have to make "Mimi & Laurent" my new feature on R-H.
I'd start reading that shitty blog, then.
out getting Claritin and sushi?
watertiger
Now you can check the spicy tuna rolls for worms because you are claritin clear.
Good thing I ate the whole frozen pizza.
I should last until morning, at least.
I'm shunning NTodd, ala Dwight Schrute.
/shun
Wolcott:
http://www.vanityfair.com/politi...08/01/
post.html
I don't even know anything about Obama
Why not? Don't you care about learning about the policies and politics of a person who might be president?
"many men that age experience urinary issues..."
that's it the teevee goes in the garbage right now
.
I knew deep down inside that Jonah was a closet leftist.
-GSD
Ah, I never really considered Goldberg a "leftist"? Or Goering?
I consider them both right wing fascists.
Just checking in. Still fine.
Live. Okay.
Not live. BESTEST!
Call it love, mijos....
No, but I agree.
White men can't get a break.
Who the hell are you?
What did I do?
Cult Fish Slap
You haven't properly introduced yourself in this nym, bitch.
I don't want some old hag running this country.
Charming.
Perfectly charming.
That poster was wrong. You don't have a mother. You crawled out from under a rock.
I might have to make "Mimi & Laurent" my new feature on R-H.
"Laurent" is the perfect name for her paramour/victim.
People have been fainting? ... Oh well then.
Gotta vote for the other candidate. We can't have that.
toshiba is conceding defeat. They are quitting HDTV production. Blu-Ray won.
I might have to make "Mimi & Laurent" my new feature on R-H.
i'd go back and check the last thread, but . . .
i'd rather eat dinner.
I'm shunning NTodd, ala Dwight Schrute.
Dwight Schultz would totally kick his ass.
Big Mama Thornton
Cult Fish Slap
that was refreshing
.
Now that was a great commentary.
Now I am off to dinner where I will have nice refreshing drink of water....
that's it the teevee goes in the garbage right now
I find the "mute" button to be a very good friend.
White men can't get a break.
Culture of TrÜth | Homepage | 02.16.08 - 6:36 pm |
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.word....wordpress.com/
Dwight Schultz would totally kick his ass.
NTodd, Änti-VNF
I pity the crazy fool.
/Mr. T
toshiba is conceding defeat. They are quitting HDTV production. Blu-Ray won.
NTodd's Pa will not be happy, what with his immense HD-Porn collection.
SAVE ME FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SAVE M
tigre,
It's on this thread.
i'd rather eat dinner.
Wanna bite of lobster, Hebe?
PSYCH!
What did I do?
Cult Fish Slap
You haven't properly introduced yourself in this nym, bitch.
Oh, this is NTodd Pathetic Quip Central. And if that isn't enough, he even has his own blog...
NTodd's Pa will not be happy, what with his immense HD-Porn collection.
Ugh, that's it. We're through!
I pity the crazy fool.
/Mr. T
I kicked ass in that A-Team quiz. How many people died in every episode, bitches?
White people like raw fish?
not unless it comes with mayonnaise dude
SAVE ME FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SAVE ME
Laurent
Blu-Ray won.
Woohoo! I agonized over this before buying a Blu-Ray player. Normally, I can't even pick the right line at the grocery store.
(btw Netflix has tons of B-R DVDs at same price as normal def)
Blu-Ray won.
Of course. More blingy of a name
Ugh, that's it. We're through!
I was just kidding. I keep teasing him about getting porn, though. Really, I think he has HD just so I can't steal his DVDs any more (since I gave my HD-TV and player to Stef before she moved to NM).
I want one of those Aero Gardens to grow herbs but I refuse to pay $100 for something that costs the seller maybe $15 to manufacture.
Is that the same thing as a vertical garden?
not unless it comes with mayonnaise dude
Culture of TrÜth | Homepage | 02.16.08 - 6:39 pm | #
the archbishop of canterbury has ruled that any food eaten with mayonnaise is kosher for episcopalians
.
Now you can check the spicy tuna rolls for worms because you are claritin clear.
nah, i'm gonna sit right back and enjoy the mercury.
He won't need porn if he has me!
I want one of those Aero Gardens to grow herbs but I refuse to pay
$100 for something that costs the seller maybe $15 to manufacture.
Buy a couple of oval pots and around $10 worth of seeds. Put on windowsill. Wait. Eat.
He won't need porn if he has me!
Definitely not. You should drop him a line...
/unshun
NTodd, you should play this .
For no good reason.
/shun
Diet of Worms?
Cult Fish - no, the aero garden is a countertop indoor thing - the top part has a grow bulb and it comes with the seeds for the herbs. they are also now selling one with just flowers. great way to always have fresh herbs in your kitchen.
Elias, I am of course jokingly referring to Goldberg being a closet leftist because his propagandistic tome "Liberal Fascism" was an attempt to rebrand Nazis as leftists.
Sorry for not making that clearer.
-GSD
Definitely not. You should drop him a line...
NTodd, Änti-VNF
I'll write him. Don't think I won't.
this comment was posted at digby's; i would hope that everyone can get the responses to the provocateurs out of their systems by this weekend. it should be beyond obvious that no one who hangs here is going to change their opinion based on some slur posted by an unfamiliar tag.
via digby comments:
Holy shit folks, get a fucking grip!! This is just the start of the fucked up horseshit these Regency University assholes are going to pull in an attempt to keep the White House out of our hands, and if you're such saps as to fall for this childsplay, what the fuck are you gonna do when they pull out the SERIOUS games? Don't forget, those dickheads *own* the info they've grabbed from the telcoms, run the CIA and the NSA and can play virtual games the like of which you've never dreamt of.......stay chilly, my bros!
a talking face on teevee tells me that teddy kennedy represents the far left wing of the democratic party
.
a talking face on teevee tells me that teddy kennedy represents the far left wing of the democratic party
I really should import an actual meat communist to this country so that the wingnuts could see one.
NTodd, you should play this .
For no good reason.
I have, on occasion, played the BeeGees.
Diet of Worms?
Culture of TrÜth | Homepage | 02.16.08 - 6:43 pm | #
luther was excommunicated because he denied that mayonnaise was used by the early christian church
"here i stand - i can eat no condiments!"
.
given that the flu shot doesn't protect against a lot of the versions that are dominant right now, make a point of using those anti-bacteria wipes on the grocery carts you use. my grocery store has a big container of them. if yours doesn't then take your own. just imagine people sneezing and coughing, then putting their germy hands on the cart. yuck.
Wanna bite of lobster, Hebe?
Let me finish this bacon cheeseburger first.
Diet of Worms?
Fucking Lutherans.
I'll write him. Don't think I won't.
Now think this over carefully, girlfriend. Do you really want to be NTodd's stepmom?
C'mon Hillary, dump this guy:
Mark Penn: "Winning Democratic primaries is not a qualification or a sign of who can win the general election. If it were, every nominee would win because every nominee wins Democratic primaries.”
Lumpenprolitariot | 02.16.08 - 6:25 pm | #
I cannot believe that this is a real quote.
Sources, Please.
Do you really want to be NTodd's stepmom?
Echidne
He could do worse.
I really should import an actual meat communist to this country so that the wingnuts could see one.
Echidne | Homepage | 02.16.08 - 6:45 pm | #
i think all the bob avakian commies are now budding internet entreprenuers
.
He could do worse.
Yes, but you!!!
What the hell is Penn talking about now? Jesus. They must have some terrible internal polling on TX and OH. WTF?
Monty Python- Fish Slapping Dance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x...h?v=xCwLirQS2-
o
Yes, but you!!!
Echidne
Well, he's not gonna live with us, is he?
You've seen this picture, correct? This is what inspired my, ahem, ardor.
no, the aero garden is a countertop indoor thing - the top part has a grow bulb and it comes with the seeds for the herbs. they are also now selling one with just flowers. great way to always have fresh herbs in your kitchen.
Thanks. Reminds me of the old school hydroponic pot growing systems.
I had some sharp-looking pine grosbeaks at the backyard feeding stations today, with a particularly nice rusty-coloured young male among 'em!
Shoulda taken some pictures.
what are you watching
Penn is back on?
Drat!
You've seen this picture, correct? This is what inspired my, ahem, ardor.
Ok. Put that in one of the cups on the scale and put NTodd and pantlessness in the other cup of the scale.
While I think all of us here - Hillary supporters and not - would gladly see her push Mark Penn over the side of a rowboat into a swamp of alligators, I doubt it would change her media coverage. We'd still see the "It's a sign of desperation!!!!" yada yada yada on MS-allBS and the other channels.
You've seen this picture, correct? This is what inspired my, ahem, ardor.
res ipsa loquitur
Is that Cat Stevens?
teddy kennedy represents the far left wing of the democratic party
No communist child left behind.
Well, he's not gonna live with us, is he?
I didn't want to know how I was conceived. You think I want to know what goes one now? I'm fucking moving to Moscow...
CoT,
See Penn comment in Lumpenprolitariot's 6:25 post.
Good evening, Moonbats. Did I miss anything?
C'mon Hillary, dump this guy:
Mark Penn: "Winning Democratic primaries is not a qualification or a sign of who can win the general election. If it were, every nominee would win because every nominee wins Democratic primaries.”
Lumpenprolitariot | 02.16.08 - 6:25 pm | #
I cannot believe that this is a real quote.
Ah,the professionals. Where'd we be without them? Seriously. I'd like to be wherever that is.
BTW, I'm taking requests for tonight's Paxcast. No, I'm serious.
TKK: I'm dedicating some ABBA to you...
NTodd, Änti-VNF | Homepage | 02.16.08 - 6:20 pm
Big Pig and Michael Monroe:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n...h?
v=nBDE7WABCvY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j...h?
v=jFYz0QP5xBQ
Good evening, Moonbats. Did I miss anything?
Res ipsa is going to be related to NTodd.
I didn't want to know how I was conceived.
See, now I would think that you, of all people, would want to know every single detail of your conception, gestation, and birth so that you could make a Paxcast about it.
My Paxcast request.
It's an extra-shitty video, but the song is pop perfection.
Good evening, Moonbats. Did I miss anything?
NTodd. Pants. Something about music.
so what is Laurent doing in Moscow?
why isn't she banging "Nikolai" or "Mischa"?
Res ipsa is going to be related to NTodd.
Wait, maybe the drugs are still affecting me. I thought you said that Res ipsa is going to be related to NTodd.
Ah.
Have to add that to CoT's growing collections of jaw droppers from Mark Penn.
Good evening, Moonbats. Did I miss anything?
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
Wimmen-hatin' trolls.
P**sy belongs in strip clubs, not in the White House, you know.
Oh boy, Echidine. Oh boy.
i was conceived but not implemented
or documented
.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Michelle Malkin 'singing'!!!
Not for the faint of heart.
Have to add that to CoT's growing collections of jaw droppers from Mark Penn.
I told you. Why is he saying these idiotic things?
BTW, I'm taking requests for tonight's Paxcast. No, I'm serious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_...h?
v=_W2eMTbNVaI
Good evening, Moonbats. Did I miss anything?
The Verrückt Nazi Fucktard had sex with a hand named Laurent in the Moscow subway (prolly Ul. Profsoyuznaya).
You haven't properly introduced yourself in this nym, bitch.
Forgive me. Hello. And might I ask, How high?
I cannot believe that this is a real quote.
Shared Humanity
That Penn quote has appeared in many places, for example...
http://www.statesman.com/news/
co...emsvictory.html
how many hours can the jabbering expressions on teevee fill up saying "no telling whether obama or hillary will get the nomination"?
.
THIS VIDEO IS VERY EDUCATIONAL
The Verrückt Nazi Fucktard had sex with a hand named Laurent in the Moscow subway (prolly Ul. Profsoyuznaya).
You can't be gone for even a minute around here. Place just moves too fast.
Now think this over carefully, girlfriend. Do you really want to be NTodd's stepmom?
Echidne
ZOMG!
I would pay real money to see that.
Diet of Worms?
Fucking Lutherans.
NTodd, Änti-VNF | Homepage | 02.16.08 - 6:47 pm |
Don't knock it, it's how I got here.
why isn't she banging "Nikolai" or "Mischa"?
watertiger
Vladimir, a.k.a. Vlad the impaler.
Hecate, I can start drinking in 6 minutes. Are you ready?
You haven't properly introduced yourself in this nym, bitch.
Forgive me. Hello. And might I ask, How high?
27 feet with jet-assist.
Okay, you're in. Whatcha doin' aftah?
THIS VIDEO IS VERY EDUCATIONAL
Gomez
The GEICO commercial
The Verrückt Nazi Fucktard had sex with a hand named Laurent in the Moscow subway (prolly Ul. Profsoyuznaya).
Now that's a weird ending for a game of Clue.
Mon, Dieu, Mimi ! Ce fil déroule rapidement et aléatoirement
Email left for Dean Broder, following the excellent suggestion of Trademark Dave on the last thread.
"I was writing to congratulate you on your perspicacity. I refer to your column of a year ago, entitled 'Bush Regains His Footing'.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/
wp...7021501271.html
It's extraordinary how obtuse the American public can be. Month after month roughly seventy percent of them refuse to admit that they admire the job he's doing, even in the face of stalwart support like the Post's. I just don't get it.
Best wishes,
David Derbes"
I can start drinking in 6 minutes. Are you ready?
Ready, set, . . . Go!
why isn't she banging "Nikolai" or "Mischa"?
watertiger
Doesn't "she" currently have the hots for Putin?
Hecate, vodka with bitter lemon soda?
Or should I skip the dilutants?
Someone should sing "To Sir With Love" at an Obama rally.
This drinking thing. Its so 1994 for me.
The Verrückt Nazi Fucktard had sex with a hand named Laurent in the Moscow subway (prolly Ul. Profsoyuznaya).
Now that's a weird ending for a game of Clue.
It's the European version. You should try Monopoly over there. Or worse: Twister.
Gilly, you're so bad
Wanker of the Day: Res Ipsa Loquitur
The Kenosha Kid
Whaaaa????
TKK, are you suffering from a lack of caffeine? Alcohol?
Hugs?
Sybil alert!
Sallyh,
I'm a purist, myself. 
I told you. Why is he saying these idiotic things?
res ipsa loquitur
I told you. They're covering themselves in the event they need superdelegates to win, even though to even send that message undercuts them now.
SteveNS, I could've used a Timmie's earlier. Where were you?
ABC news - grower in FL is putting human hair mats around plants to keep moisture in and weeds down. now, the matts are made in china so i'd never buy the stuff, god knows what chemicals are in there.
Now that's a weird ending for a game of Clue.
granted, the candlestick might have been more . . . satisfying . . . .
Mon, Dieu, Mimi ! Fait ce fil pour ne pas vous rappeler l'odeur lourde de la merde de vache dans une grange non nettoyée. D'où ces personnes obtiennent ces pensées ?
I'm certainly ready to start drinking. Got a shaker of French Martini's here, and yes I share.
Hecate, I think I'll go with a twist in mine.
Bleu cheese stuffed olives for yours? We have a few left from the other night.
grower in FL saved $200,000 in labor - what he used to spend having weeds pulled up.
# He received 50.5 million out of 104 million votes cast. That is to say, he lost the "popularity contest" outright. (Three million of those votes, of course, went to Ralph Nader.)
# Fuck off, Ralph Nader.
Just wanted to see it again.
Lettuce head, go to bed, your eyes are red, I'll kill you dead!
Aw, sorry Sallyh!
I was probably in the midst of a 2-hour nap.
Want me to run out and get you one now? I could use one myself.
TOW, pretty please, with a twist on top?
Someone I know who is big in science in the UK actually met Putin at some sort of official function. He described Putin as being charismatic, with piercing eyes. He also described Putin as being a rather scary guy.
Any urban planners here?
TEBB
That's interesting. They were also using human hair mats to clean up after that big oil spill in SF, I believe.
granted, the candlestick might have been more . . . satisfying . . . .
I take it you've never seen Debbie Does Dallas...
Steve, yes, house brew, lowfat milk, no sugar, in a commuter mug. Mlle lost the one I got last year. Thanks.
Campaigning vs. Hillary = rape
Any urban planners here?
Besides our host?
Putin is head of cult.
Hecate - I love the idea since cut hair just gets thrown away. But I'd rather buy the hair mats from a US company. Wonder if the hair would keep squirrels from digging in the pots on my deck.
First Gallup poll released today that gives Obama a lead outside margin of error. 49 to 42 Obama today on their 3 day rolling average.
Penn should still be muzzled.
Here ya go Sallyh. With a twist, just like you wanted.
granted, the candlestick might have been more . . . satisfying . . . .
The lead pipe or wrench would do in a pinch.
I would pay real money to see that.
Diane C. Barking-Mad
Time to pay up, wench.
NTODD: "I've decided to sit in a tree, naked, for one year, as a peace protest."
ME: "Darling, have you given any more thought to that nice boarding school in Switzerland?"
NTODD's PA: "He's out of school, darling."
ME: "Then a nice sanitarium. IN Switzerland. Near his friend mimi."
NTODD'S PA: "Will we get to keep his 72" plasma TV and "Simpson's" videos?
ME: "Of course!"
NTODD'S PA: (goes to computer; calls up http://www.swissair.com )
This drinking thing. Its so 1994 for me.
I haven't had an alcoholic beverage since 1991.
Besides our host?
Is he here?
How to recognize different types of concern trolls from quite a long way away:
No. 3 - The larch.
granted, the candlestick might have been more . . . satisfying . . . .
With or without the lit candle?
Email left for Dean Broder...
I hope he gets a lot of those!
When's his "chat" at the Post?
Campaigning vs. Hillary = rape
Um, thank you for that pithy moment of incomprehension.
Any urban planners here?
Not me, though I used to date one.
Actually, I really did, but I thought I'd toss in that nod to our resident supermodel engineer.
Bonne nuit, fil doux.
But I'd rather buy the hair mats from a US company.
I hear you.
res, you're now officially on the list of People With Whom I Can't Drink And Drive
NTODD'S PA: (goes to computer; calls up http://www.swissair.com )
I'm so putting him in that bad home we saw on 60 Minutes...
Any urban planners here?
Mimi's busy having sex.
house brew, lowfat milk, no sugar, in a commuter mug. Mlle lost the one I got last year.
You want a replacement mug for reals? I can send you one -- email me at scmacneil at syd dot eastlink dot ca and tell me where to ship it.
Probably be a good idea to ship it empty, however.
Gomez, are you developing the Audubon Guide to Trolls?
He described Putin as being charismatic, with piercing eyes. He also described Putin as being a rather scary guy.
Putin sounds a lot like Hitler.
This drinking thing. Its so 1994 for me.
I haven't had an alcoholic beverage since 1991.
I haven't had an alcoholic beverage since 19 seconds ago.
Mimi's busy having sex.
Kind of hoping for someone who actually knows what they are talking about.
Steve, I'll include a check, too. I believe they were C5.95
Gomez, are you developing the Audubon Guide to Trolls?
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
Monty Python riff.
Now think this over carefully, girlfriend. Do you really want to be NTodd's stepmom?
Echidne
You know, you're quite good at that. The check is in the mail.
I cannot believe that this is a real quote.
Shared Humanity
That Penn quote has appeared in many places, for example...
http://www.statesman.com/news/ co...emsvictory.html
Richard | Homepage | 02.16.08 - 6:58 pm | #
OK, I read the link and, as always, when read in context, the quote seems less anti-Democratic. It is amazing when little items are left out, how the meaning changes.
"Winning Democratic primaries is not a qualification for who can win the general election," Penn said. Jimmy Carter, he noted, lost 22 states before winning Ohio and California to wrap up the Democratic nomination in 1976.
Any urban planners here?
Mimi's busy having sex.
With Castro, now that Raul's won the election. Symmetrically.
Putin is head of cult.
What happened in the green kitchen, Vladimir?
so what is Laurent doing in Moscow?
why isn't she banging "Nikolai" or "Mischa"?
Heck, I'd figure a supermodel engineer like she is would be looking into Pootie-Poot's soul by now.
I haven't had an alcoholic beverage since 1991.
Cult Fish Slap
Well now we now this definitely isn't me
I haven't had an alcoholic beverage since 19 seconds ago.
Wanker.
BTW, I am redoing my fasting plan.
SteveNS, and you get to keep the free coffee coupon!
Help!
I'm at dinner and can't find Huck's quote about waterboarding. Can someone tell me what it was?
TIA
It probably comes as no surprise here that I support Obama but the attacks on Hillary are uncalled for and if she gets the nomination, I will happily vote for her.
C'est une sitiation difficile.
Blessed cats of peace
Not necessary Sallyh -- it's my treat!
OK, I read the link and, as always,...
Nice that the full quote wasn't provided.
Or the link.
I'm so putting him in that bad home we saw on 60 Minutes...
NTodd, Änti-VN
"I'll be good!"
I'm at dinner and can't find Huck's quote about waterboarding. Can someone tell me what it was?
He said that campaigning was like waterboarding, or something along those lines. Check think progress...they've got it up.
Kind of hoping for someone who actually knows what they are talking about.
Soon as she finishes reading Time magazine on the crapper, she can help.
BTW, I am redoing my fasting plan.
Oh, did you receive a yummy lobster dinner, too? Otherwise, FOUL!
I haven't had an alcoholic beverage since 19 seconds ago.
Skoal.
"HUCKABEE: I’m finding just out how long I can go sleep deprived. You know, running for office is sort of like being waterboarded, I think."
Any urban planners here?
Mimi's busy having sex.
Zap Rowsdower
*snort*
I haven't had an alcoholic beverage since 19 seconds ago.
Skoal.
Oh well, I guess I'm just going to have to join in.
/retreats to liquor cabinet
Oh, did you receive a yummy lobster dinner, too? Otherwise, FOUL!
No, no lobster dinner. I have decided to fast everyday but Thursday and Sunday and fifth Tuesdays.
HUCKABEE: I’m finding just out how long I can go sleep deprived. You know, running for office is sort of like being waterboarded, I think.
-GSD
Doesn't Huckabee have kids?
Like, show me a parent who doesn't know from sleep deprivation.
I haven't had an alcoholic beverage since 19 seconds ago.
I haven't had a cigarette in four days....I'm crabby.
(but I might live a little longer)
*Gomez drinking Diet Pepsi*
I'm about an hour into my no-Queen fast, and it's starting to get tough.
There are biscuits and jam close at hand.
I just got home from spending the day with my mother and my brother. I love them both so much.
My family thinks I'm a saint for bringing my brother (in a group home) to visit my mother. On the contrary, I feel like quite the pig for getting the extra hours with her.
She is wise, ornery, smart and funny. I hope I'll be like that when I'm 82!
blessed cats of peace
Atrios is into urban planning and shit.
Really, he's become quite a bore.
Doesn't Huckabee have kids?
By number or mass?
It probably comes as no surprise here that I support Obama but the attacks on Hillary are uncalled for and if she gets the nomination, I will happily vote for her.
Shared Humanity
Like I said, WHY are we doing the rightards' dirty work FOR them?
The nastiness is off putting.
The Daleks oversaw the creation of the Empire State Building?
Who knew?
(so to speak)
NTodd, no lobsters here. But I took Maddy to IHOP after we took her grampa to the airport. I discovered she loves bacon.
He said that campaigning was like waterboarding,
What a lovely xian: joking about torture. How funny does he find crucifixion?
Sources, Please.
Shared Humanity
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/
Here's a singles bar tip:
If the girl is more boring than you, you'll probably score.
I discovered she loves bacon.
Ack!
The Daleks oversaw the creation of the Empire State Building?
I have no idea, exccept that they've moved to the SFV and are constantly at my door demanding goodies.
HUCKABEE: I’m finding just out how long I can go sleep deprived. You know, running for office is sort of like being waterboarded
If only.
I haven't had a cigarette in four days....I'm crabby.
Fuckin' A, Zap! That's great. I'm proud of you.
HUCKABEE: I’m finding just out how
long I can go sleep deprived.
Have a couple of Twinkies, Mike!
I haven't had a cigarette in four days
Zap,
That's great. Hang in there!
If we do not elect Hillary than every little girl in the world will be crushed since there has never been a woman leader anywhere ever. Blacks will still have their heroes like Mike Tyson and that dude that killed cops in Philadelphia regardless of what happens to Hussein.
Still good, not dead from anaphylactic shock. Still happy that bumble bees are out and pollinating, even if they miss their targets.
"I didn't want to know how I was conceived."
I already do. Lake Louise. Cabins.
Oddly enough, the former sister-in-law was for quite awhile, the RCMP clerk in that district. Talk about family ties.
Oh yes. Here's Yahk. http://www.th.gov.bc.ca/bchighwa...ex.aspx?
cam=129
Looks darned cheerful and bright, don't it?
*Gomez drinking Diet Pepsi*
I don't touch anything with Aspartame in it since I learned Evil Fucker Rumsfeld was the one who got it approved for human consumption.
I'm about an hour into my no-Queen fast, and it's starting to get tough.
I will break you.
Zap, you rule. Treat yourself to your favorite chocolate.
I haven't had a cigarette in four days
Pretzels, Zap.
The nastiness is off putting.
Terry C - Hates Republicans | Homepage | 02.16.08 - 7:14 pm | #
at this point i want obama nominated P.D.Q. so i never again have to hear why somebody has PERFECTLY GOOD REASONS to talk about why they think hillary is a very bad person
.
It is amazing when little items are left out, how the meaning changes.
I'm looking for a diary on that "quote" to hit the top of the pops at Daily Obama in 5... 4... 3...
I discovered she loves bacon.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
Who among us does not love bacon?....
Oh, hello, everybody!
Thanks res, Hecate.
Praise be to Chantix.
I haven't had a cigarette in four days....I'm crabby.
Good for you. The crabbiness will go away, trust me.
Atrios is into urban planning and shit.
Finally, someone to blame for Philadelphia.
"I didn't want to know how I was conceived."
I already do. Lake Louise. Cabins.
There are no storks in Lake Louise, silly!
Thanks racy! MWAH!
(and GSD too but no kiss fer you )
Back to din-din ...laterz.
Gummo, I'm not much of a fan of the pig.
(ducks)
Who among us does not love bacon?....
[sheepishly raises hand]
Love how the trolls would like us to believe that they would be willing to vote for a black man OR for a woman.
Looks darned cheerful and bright, don't it?
Looks cold! Did you get a bee sting?
Who among us does not love bacon?....
Oy vey.
Bought some pretzels today, Gomez.
This has been the toughest day, so far. I think that it's because I'm not working.
And Sallyh, we're gonna have som fabulous Mexican food tonight. Treat in itself.
BTW, I see Marshall got the quote from Politico, which, of course, took it out of context.
Nice job, Josh.
Zap, chewing gum!
you can beat this thing!
One can only hope Clarence Thomas has loved bacon his whole life.
the huckaboys and girl:
http://www.dlisted.com/node/23599
Russia sez the "satellite shoot-down" is a secret weapons test.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/
20080...7HvIfc47kGs0NUE
Uh oh...someone's gonna have to bust out that scene from Pulp Fiction.
Maddy just asked me about her mommy. I keep telling her, mommy isn't feeling well and had to go somewhere to get better, but she loves you and she'll see you soon.
I hope I'm not lying.
Looks darned cheerful and bright, don't it?
Looks cold! Did you get a bee sting?
Tis, cold, but bright and cheerful and with a clear blue sky all kinds of cold can be borne.
Got a bee sting right on my bosom, but took lots of antihistamines and cortisone salves and am quite all right.
Beautiful blue skies, even with the cold, they can be stood with cheer.
.
One can only hope Clarence Thomas has loved bacon his whole life.
Who has put this pubic hair on my bacon?
First album I bought was Queen "The Game". Followed by Devo.
You go Zap! Last year one of my beloved sisters died suddenly. What killed her? Blood clots caused by smoking.
Stay off the ciggies for the good of those who love you.
blessed cats of peace
Russia sez the "satellite shoot-down" is a secret weapons test.
No one could have anticipated . . . .
Gummo, I'm not much of a fan of the pig.
(ducks)
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
That's okay, I just like any excuse to use that ol' favorite construction, 'who among us doesn't like...'
One can only hope Clarence Thomas has loved bacon his whole life.
Fatback?
The important thing Zap is to have something to do with your hands and mouth.
The important thing Zap is to have something to do with your hands and mouth.
Gomez
No flirting!
Gummo, I'm not much of a fan of the pig.
Must. Not. Quote. Pulp. Fiction.
Maddy just asked me about her mommy. I keep telling her, mommy isn't feeling well and had to go somewhere to get better, but she loves you and she'll see you soon.
I hope I'm not lying.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
Sounds to me like the best answer you could give.
I hope I'm not lying.
Positive thoughts coming your way from afar.
The important thing Zap is to have something to do with your hands and mouth.
You know, I could interpret that a few ways, but you're exactly right. I'm certainly trying to do that...just not in public.
Maddy just asked me about her mommy. I keep telling her, mommy isn't feeling well and had to go somewhere to get better, but she loves you and she'll see you soon.
I hope I'm not lying.
You're not.
Thanks. Breaks my heart when she asks. Every time she hears someone come to the door, or she hears someone outside, she turns to me and asks, "Mommy?"
Sallyh, your daughter is in rehab, correct? Then what you said is not a lie. But it's up to Maddy's mom to see that it happens.
I wish all of you the best.
Must. Not. Quote. Pulp. Fiction.
NTodd, Änti-VNF
That would have to be one charming motherfucking pig..
That would have to be one charming motherfucking pig..
ARNOLD!
Breaks my heart when she asks. Every time she hears someone come to the door, or she hears someone outside, she turns to me and asks, "Mommy?"
It'll get better, Sallyh. Hang in there.
Sallyh - hugs hugs hugs
You are a wonderful mother grandmother. Maddy is lucky to have you. Children need an adult to give them security and unconditional love.
Every day I realize how much my mother did for me. I never really appreciated it.
blessed cats of peace
Shared Humanity
I didn't realize at time Josh was using politico as a source. Don't know how to feel about the quote now. Though I still don't care much for Penn.
That would have to be one charming motherfucking pig..
I'm boared
TOW, thanks. One problem is Mlle has a junkie BF who visits her there. I said, you keep seeing him, you don't see your daughter. We've walked this road before.
she hasn't asked to see any of us, anyway. Not even Maddy.
Only person she talked to was her friend Sara, whom she asked if Sara could bring her some more warm clothes.
so Hitler walks into a room...
Wait. Lincoln bought a Saturn?
Russia sez the "satellite shoot-down" is a secret weapons test.
The real reason is that the Chinese have already demonstrated their ability to destroy a satellite in orbit last year.
Since their success, none of the Neocons nor their loyal lapdogs in miltary leadership positions have been able to maintain erections. Their mistresses have been leaving them in droves.
Think of it as a little blue pill.
Sallyh, you will always tell the truth, and you're telling the truth right now. No worries at all. The little one knows that you are her bestest person right now. When Mummy comes back, that's as may be. Right now - you're a team.
Say! I found the nicest plushy polar bear today, just as sweet and dumpling as can be. Would Maddy like it?
.
ARNOLD!
Now, Arnold I was a fan of. Only intelligent creature on "Green Acres."
Mlle has a junkie BF who visits her there
How is that possibly allowed?
SURF RIDER
At end of Pulp Fiction.
Must. Not. Quote. Pulp. Fiction.
NTodd, Änti-VNF
I already filled my quota today re: John McCain
Been completely out of the loop, Sallyh, so most of what you're saying is (sad) news to me. But it sounds like you're doing everything right, as usual.
I'm looking for a diary on that "quote" to hit the top of the pops at Daily Obama in 5... 4... 3...
The Penn quote popped up two days ago over there...
http://www.dailykos.com/story/20...2/14/9327/
46513
The funny thing is, the link to the quote is to a Canadian newspaper, the National Post, which is a right-wing rag up there.
so Hitler walks into a room...
Wait. Lincoln bought a Saturn?
And JFK wanted us to beat the Russkis to SATURN!
I said, you keep seeing him, you don't see your daughter. We've walked this road before.
Time to start adoption proceedings.
How is that possibly allowed?
He needs to go to meetings.
I just don't dig on swine, that's all...
Auntie GWPDA, I know she would. She's playing with her stuffed animals right now, covering them with blankies and giving them bottles.
I don't want to trouble you, though.
http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm...olar-grand-
plan
The funny thing is, the link to the quote is to a Canadian newspaper, the National Post, which is a right-wing rag up there.
Well, there's very little difference between Orange Satan and a "right-wing rag" these days, I'm afraid...
NTodd, open meetings are Tuesday nights--anyone can attend. Saturday and Sunday are multifamily group and visiting days. I warned the center about him. I was coldly told to stop micromanaging my daughter's life.
Tiger left the room during Surf Rider.
I just don't dig on swine, that's all...
Zap Rowsdower
A sewer rat might taste like pumpkin pie, that doesn't mean I'm going to eat the motherfucker.
CoT, perhaps you and Tiger have different visual tastes
Sally, this might cheer Maddy up.
I warned the center about him. I was coldly told to stop micromanaging my daughter's life.
Do they know he's a junkie?
I was coldly told to stop micromanaging my daughter's life.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere | 02.16.08 - 7:29 pm | #
That's ridiculous.
NTodd, open meetings are Tuesday nights--anyone can attend. Saturday and Sunday are multifamily group and visiting days. I warned the center about him. I was coldly told to stop micromanaging my daughter's life.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
She'll quit when she wants to.
atrios | Homepage | 02.16.08 - 7:30 pm | # [kill][hide comment]
I think we have a clear-cut candidate for banning here.
Tiger doan like skary noise from komputer
Sharon Bush defends alleged JFK love child
Published: Feb. 15, 2008 at 7:35 AM
VANCOUVER, British Columbia, Feb. 15 (UPI) -- U.S. President George Bush's former sister-in-law has defended a man in Canada publicized as the love child of President John Kennedy, Vancouver media reported.
Sharon Bush, the former wife of the president's brother, Neil, told British Columbia's Vancouver Sun media scrutiny and criticism of Jack Worthington was unfounded, as she dated him after her divorce and knew him well.
"He is a fine man, highly ethical, a man of high integrity," Bush said.
http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Top...ove_child/8167/
But does he look working-class?
-
Tuesday, Sallyh - 'cause it's at the Assistance League (The Bestest General Mercantile in the North Central part of Phoenix) and they're not open again til then.
He's a really swell polar bear. We talked today. He'll be very happy to be Maddy's bear.
Do they know he's a junkie?
That would be his excuse to get in, dumbass.
Phila, her case manager's a dick.
He says I should give her her 'space.' Says she has a lot of guilt and shame with family issues.
I'll do it--Monsieur doesn't think it's a bad idea, and a number of knowledgeable individuals here have suggested the same thing.
Doesn't mean I have to like it or not feel hurt.
The bf should not be allowed around her, but hey, I don't run the place she's getting treatment.
Also, since there was a blow out (if that's the right word) leading up to her going into rehab, and telling her she wouldn't be staying with you anymore, I bet she's a little afraid of you right now. And angry too. But avoiding you may be her attempt to not make things worse. *shrug*
I think we have a clear-cut candidate for banning here.
dave™©
I was thinking more along the lines of extermination.
Sally - Is it an opem meeting at a community center? (That is, outside of the rehab facility.) Sometimes rehabs bring clients to AA/NA meetings in the local area with the idea that this will help them when they leave rehab.
In my experience, this is a mistake. You can't throw somebody out of an open meeting. This can be a problem with women who are trying to get away from a bad relationship.
Very difficult.
cats of peace
Sigh.
Sharon Bush, the former wife of the president's brother, Neil, told British Columbia's Vancouver Sun media scrutiny and criticism of Jack Worthington was unfounded, as she dated him after her divorce and knew him well.
"He is a fine man, highly ethical, a man of high integrity," Bush said.
http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Top...ove_child/8167/
But does he look working-class?
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QuentinCompson
WTF would someone who thought Neil Bush was worth marrying ever know about ethics and integrity?
Zip, nada, zilch, Nothing, that's what.
I don't touch anything with Aspartame in it since I learned Evil Fucker Rumsfeld was the one who got it approved for human consumption.
SteveNS
Dude, I am in Day 10 w/o the diet soda.
There are times when I jones for it like a junkie.
I was thinking more along the lines of extermination.
Oh Daleks! Get out of the goddamn kitchen and ex-term-in-ate!
Sigh.
NTodd, Änti-VNF
This is the part of life that blows.
Arabella, no, they're held on the premises.
"He is a fine man, highly ethical, a man of high integrity," Bush said.
I'm sure you think so, Sharon. But you also once thought that of a Bush.
Doesn't mean I have to like it or not feel hurt.
I'll be honest - this is just the break you need.
She's on her own. If she wants to get back, she'll do it. If not, she'll keep spiraling downward. It's her decision, and you've done all you can. You have nothing to feel guilty about.
A big fat dose of "mommy won't change your fucking diaper anymore" is just what she needs.
Speaking of polar bears, I'm happy to announce that the city of St. Paul is finally springing for a real enclosure for the bears at Como Zoo. The old one was so small the bears went nuts.
It's just sad seeing them and their repetetive neurotic behavior.
Maybe next, we can do something for the tigers.
I was thinking more along the lines of extermination.
It's all good!
Gomez is 100% right:
She'll quit when she wants to.
Nobody can control that. She will get there. In the meantime her daughter is being nurtured and loved.
It's a really though situation.
blessed cats of peace
I'll do it--Monsieur doesn't think it's a bad idea, and a number of knowledgeable individuals here have suggested the same thing.
I think that's probably true. But it still sounds like they've got a pretty serious attitude problem, above and beyond the coldness people often need to have to function as social workers.
dave, wait till she finds out her dad has stopped paying for her attorney. She can do it via legal aid, in pro per, or through mediation, but that was just one more way we cleaned up her mess. He was a great attorney, and she fucked herself.
Sallyh, you're daughter probably wants to do good and is somewhat embarrassed that she failed you. Just take of Maddy for now and let Mlle come back to you when she works some issues out.
Sallyh -
What you're looking at is being fearful that whatever you've 'done' is going to be 'repeated'.
Nonsense. Human beings? They get maybe 30-40% of what they are from how they're raised. Maybe that. The rest comes from what they are from birth, from other people, from misbegotten ideas that their people never ever suggested.
You're all right. You did fine, you did your best and your best was good. That's what there is, lambie.
No worries. You're all right. Maddy's all right. Mlle? She will be if she wants to be. She's a grownup now. It's up to her.
.
"It's just sad seeing them and their repetetive neurotic behavior."
Like the crowds on Hennepin Avenue?
Maybe next, we can do something for the tigers.
Just don't milk them, despite Adelle Davis' enthusiasms.
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Phila, it's just her case manager. Other social workers have always been polite to me.
What Dr. B. said @ 7:39.
wait till she finds out her dad has stopped paying for her attorney.
Oooooooooh SNAP!
For the first time in more than four decades, the killings in Newark have stopped -- for the last month, at least -- and the billboards are coming down.
Newark marked its 33rd day Friday without an official homicide, a startling fact for a city that has averaged about two killings a week over the last few years and saw homicides spike 50 percent from 2002 to 2006.
That's good news.
Great...just found out that even though my Dad doesn't have teh cancer, he's gotta go through fucking chemo.
Où est le Mimi charmer ?
But it still sounds like they've got a pretty serious attitude problem
Sometimes their work gets to them and they just need a good cry.
I can arrange that.
Sally, remember, too, they're reacting to whatever your daughter's told them, which probably heavily along the lines of "my mom's been trying to run my life and that's why I'm messed up."
Plus, judging from the social worker who was on my young niece's case (the half-sister of the niece I generally talk about), I don't think all of them are all that bright and/or motivated to sort thru the truth. I got trashed roundly for intervening in my niece's life by him and most of my family. I'm not sorry for a bit of it.
I second the person who suggested you start adoption proceedings, or at least legal guardianship, if you haven't already.
Zap,
Perche?
Just don't milk them, despite Adelle Davis' enthusiasms.
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QuentinCompson
This is an old city zoo. They've done a decent job with what they had, but the fact seems to be that certain animals do not thrive in a relatively small space.
The polar bears had maybe a quarter acre with a pool. One of them dives into the pool, swims across it, climbs out, repeats, hour after hour after hour.
The tigers have maybe a full acre, and they pace the perimeter day after day. It's really sad.
Zap, that sounds odd. Why do chemo if there's no cancer?
Phila,
I thought of you the other day. I was trying to explain Wisconsin Death Trip to a friend. I sort of gave up because she was giving me a look that said, "What the hell is this macabre thing you like so much?" Told her I'd lend her the book instead.
Sallyh - I have had experience with this sort of treatment from rehab/AA people. I'd say more, but people are tired of my drama.
It sucks because you want to do what's best for your daughter. "Experts" can guilt you into doubting yourself. Hard to fight that.
pax!
i banned the fucking idiot troll.
try this old classic, no momma lyrics here.
Phila, it's just her case manager. Other social workers have always been polite to me.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere | 02.16.08 - 7:40 pm | #
That's the kind of comment that would infuriate me. But the general concept of disengaging somewhat seems pretty sound.
Newark marked its 33rd day Friday without an official homicide, a startling fact for a city that has averaged about two killings a week over the last few years and saw homicides spike 50 percent from 2002 to 2006.
That's good news.
trifecta
That's amazing news. Good one Cory Booker!
Say, here's more cheerful (more cheerful than Yahk).
I've got a whole slew of these wonderful rawsilk knitted sweaters from LLBean - beautiful colours, blues and pinks and oranges and greens.... Some are crew neck and some high necks.... I realise that I haven't worn one single one of them in the last two years and that's just silly.
Who wants?
Why do chemo if there's no cancer?
After they took his lung, they found some cancerous cells in his bronchial tube that now they're saying were probably in stage 2 or 3.
They want to 'make sure' they got everything, I guess. Problem is, Dad is quite weak now.
i banned the fucking idiot troll.
you'll have to be much more specific.
I sort of gave up because she was giving me a look that said, "What the hell is this macabre thing you like so much?" Told her I'd lend her the book instead.
res ipsa loquitur | Homepage | 02.16.08 - 7:44 pm | #
I know that look well.
In some odd way, I'd like to be Atrios's "Wanker of the Day." But, if I'm a female, is that possible?
And a dipshit?
I was trying to explain Wisconsin Death Trip to a friend. I sort of gave up because she was giving me a look that said, "What the hell is this macabre thing you like so much?" Told her I'd lend her the book instead.
res ipsa loquitur
That is one weird book. I used to see it in the college bookstore when I went to Madison.
I'd open it, and wonder what the fuck I was doing there.
Aiight, kiddos. Off to a nice evening of dinner and drinks with good friends.
Later!
A side note y'all:
Athenae's book It Doesn't End With Us is being advertised on the right sidebar. Give it a click if you can. Or buy the book like I did.
Maddy has a million toys, but the most fun is Nana's wallet. I may be looking for my credit cards for the next week.
Are they going to give him some time to recover from the surgery first? No one could handle chemo without some r&r first.
I'd open it, and wonder what the fuck I was doing there.
Adam Hominem
Try being 10 years old and finding it in the library and finding yourself being drawn back to it again. I used to hide with it because I was sure I'd get in trouble if anyone found me with it.
i banned the fucking idiot troll.
I'm still here which means I'm either not an idiot or not a troll.
You're all right. Maddy's all right. Mlle? She will be if she wants to be. She's a grownup now. It's up to her.
I am thinking the same thing. If Maddy is taking care of her stuffed animals, it only shows that she has been taken care of and is learning how to be a good person.
All you can do with regard to Mlle is to do what you feel is best. As always, she will make her own choices.
Maddy has a million toys, but the most fun is Nana's wallet. I may be looking for my credit cards for the next week.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
My daughter got a tremendous amount of enjoyment playing with the boxes toys came in.
We shoulda just bought the box.
" was trying to explain Wisconsin Death Trip to a friend. I sort of gave up because she was giving me a look that said, "What the hell is this macabre thing you like so much?" Told her I'd lend her the book instead.
res ipsa loquitur
That is one weird book. I used to see it in the college bookstore when I went to Madison. "
A few isssues ago, the New Yorker carried a review of several books on the Civil War, which delve into the attitudes towards death that soldiers brought to combat in the Civil War - which relates directly that book, which - incidentally - I won't look at again, ever ...
Sallyh, you just brought back fond memories. I ended up getting my kids their own wallets and putting out-of-date credit cards in them, among other things.
Dr. Barmbot, the sweaters sound lovely. I doubt they would fit me, or I'd take you up on that offer.
Speaking of banning: I was watching Curb and Cheryl banned Jeff from the David home for masturbating in their house during Passover.
I used to hide with it because I was sure I'd get in trouble if anyone found me with it.
res ipsa loquitur
This explains so much
I sure would try to keep it away from a 10 yr old, were it to come up.
I'm still here which means I'm either not an idiot or not a troll.
I'm still here, so, uh...
Well, that was quick. The HiDef Wars are over - Blu-Ray won.
:'m still here which means I'm either not an idiot or not a troll."
Someone parse the logic of this statement, please ... What about "and"? Does one have to meet both conditions?
Speaking of banning: I was watching Curb and Cheryl banned Jeff from the David home for masturbating in their house during Passover.
WalterNeff, Super Delicate
Don't know what Curb is, but I don't remember the part in the Haganah where masturbation is banned.
The shit I learn here!
I heard that Neil Bush's ex got engaged to some old guy that she then dumped and he sued her to get the engagement ring back.
Over 400k.
HiDef Wars are over
What war? I missed it. Did the good guys win?
pax cats
Well, that was quick. The HiDef Wars are over - Blu-Ray won.
WalterNeff, Super Delicate
Isn't Blu-Ray Sony's technology? Makes up for Betamax, maybe...
The sweaters are all size large, nice and loose. They're cut to be that way, with rolled hems and comfiness.
I'm going to put them up on Ebay otherwise. They really are nice, for people whose springtime would require this sort of thing. My springtime? Too heavy.
.
Wisconsin Death Trip has been on my Amazon wish list for years.
blu-ray is our new overlords.
Mark Penn: "Winning Democratic primaries is not a qualification or a sign of who can win the general election. If it were, every nominee would win because every nominee wins Democratic primaries.”
I think that quote is a Möbius Strip.
Where'd NTodd go? Anyone seen him recently?
Wisconsin Death Trip has been on my Amazon wish list for years.
Willendorf Venus
I still think the book is weird -- and it still fascinates me.
Someone tried to translate it to film in the last few years. Didn't work all that well.
Someone please help me out.
What is blu-ray? I saw it today when I was in Blockbuster. Can I watch blue-ray movies on my teevee with my dvd player?
A company is developing the next disc of course. It should be 3-5 years out. 50 layer disc. It should hold about 400 GB.
Can I watch blue-ray movies on my teevee with my dvd player?
Shaw Kenawe
Hi-Def DVD. And no. You'll need a DVD player that can do Blu-Ray.
Where'd NTodd go? Anyone seen him recently?
Adam Hominem
I saw him in the yogurt section of Shaw's today...
Shaw: No
I heard that Neil Bush's ex got engaged to some old guy that she then dumped and he sued her to get the engagement ring back.
Over 400k.
HoneyBearKelly?GoGiants
She can really pick the winners, eh?
I'm glad Blu-Ray won: it had the cooler name.
you need a blu-ray player shaw. It can play DVDs too. You need a blu ray player to see those discs.
I saw him in the yogurt section of Shaw's today...
Shaw Kenawe
He musta gotten banned from here for trolling. Again.
What is blu-ray? I saw it today when I was in Blockbuster. Can I watch blue-ray movies on my teevee with my dvd player?
No, you cannot. It's a new format that requires a new player and an hi-definition teeveeeeee.
WalterNeff,
This book looks like something that might interest you.
(NO, it's not Wisconsin Death Trip.)
Can I watch blue-ray movies on my teevee with my dvd player?
Shaw Kenawe
Hi-Def DVD. And no. You'll need a DVD player that can do Blu-Ray.
Adam Hominem
Shite! Marginalized again! I can't keep up with all this high-tech stuff. I'm just gonna go read my poetry books.
Later.
walter neff
did you end up dis/liking Eastern Promises?
Shite! Marginalized again!
Shaw Kenawe
You'n'me both, sister.
Think I'll be heading off too.
Too many books laying around waiting to be read.
'Nite, folks!
I need to get dinner. Back later, good moonbats.
curbed.com is a good site for those interested in in NYC real estate porn.
So, I see that Dear Leader is in Africa, a farewell tour, I guess. Reactions to his presence have been a bit mixed.
And that reminds me, I have Bonus Critter Blogging up.
mrs. i. al-j, I finally saw that last weekend. Liked it, but figured out what was going on right away.
So, I see that Dear Leader is in Africa, a farewell tour, I guess. Reactions to his presence have been a bit mixed.
Diane C. Barking-Mad
Hilarity and anger, I expect.
i>Eastern Promises . . . zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I sure would try to keep it away from a 10 yr old, were it to come up.
A vibrator? It doesn't have sharp edges.
Someone please help me out.
What is blu-ray?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L...h?
v=LNpM4i0QU8Y
A vote for Hillary is a vote to let her control your penis.
Men - Vote for Obama like your life depends on it, because it does...
A vibrator? It doesn't have sharp edges.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
Nyuck nyuck nyuck.
There's a viral marketing ad for IKEA somewhere or other, where a kid is playing with a vibrator. The point of the ad is, maybe what you should do is go out and buy some storage cabinets.
Very effective ad.
A vote for Hillary is a vote to let her control your penis.
Men - Vote for Obama like your life depends on it, because it does...
am.i.will
These trolls are getting so clever I no longer have any idea what they really want.
Adam, I kept telling Mlle, get a vibrator, give up the stupid guys. A vibrator never disappoints you, never gets loaded, never eats your chocolate, and is never late with some lame excuse.
we just have a soft spot for movies where the baby is the MacGuffin.
A vote for Hillary is a vote to let her control your penis.
Women have been controlling my penis for the better part of 38 years.
I kinda like it.
Men - Vote for Obama like your life depends on it, because it does...
[jerks off, votes for Hillary]
The spirit of Voltaire is alive amongst us.
pax cats
A vote for Hillary is a vote to let her control your penis.
I've met men who'd love to have their penises controlled...by someone who can perform a good BJ.
Adam, I kept telling Mlle, get a vibrator, give up the stupid guys. A vibrator never disappoints you, never gets loaded, never eats your chocolate, and is never late with some lame excuse.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
Personally, I need someone into whose back I can put my cold cold feet at night.
But YMMV.
if Hillary is promising hand jobs for all then maybe we should reconsider our vote?
Fuck Voltaire.
Vibrators can't carry heavy suitcases, though.
pax
Adam, I have one of those. Only he's somewhere over the Rockies about now.
Arabella, that's what luggage trolleys are for.
Voltaire - il est vraiment ici.
pax
Only he's somewhere over the Rockies about now.
[Waving toward sky]
Arabella, that's what luggage trolleys are for.
Damn. I wish my mother had told me that before my wedding night.
pax
Voltaire--it is true here?
I don't know much French, but I think you know less.
JeffCO, yep, the long haul to DeGaulle has barely commenced.
Fortunately, he's got muscle relaxers, painkillers and sleep meds to deal with it.
He is truly here?
I still don't get it.
vibrators cant drink beer and hog the remote, or fart.
Fortunately, he's got muscle relaxers, painkillers and sleep meds to deal with it.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
An orthopedic surgeon told me that Ambien is the way to go, for long aiprlane flights.
Monsieur could properly translate, being French fluent.
Where is he when he's needed?
Wolcott is a real grownup. He could save the world if we would let him.
http://www.vanityfair.com/politi...08/01/
post.html
Arabella, that's what luggage trolleys are for.
OK, I'm better then some Goddamn luggage trolley!
I've been favorably compared to a "Uhaul Trailer".
Yes, my French is rusty. I love Dr. Pangloss. If he would e-mail his resume to my company, they'd hire him as an analyst in a heart beat.
True, I know very little.
vibrators cant drink beer and hog the remote, or fart.
trifecta
Exactly.
vibrators cant drink beer and hog the remote, or fart.
They're lousy at making money, they can't call for takeout or bathe the baby when you're sick.
For Mlle, I think the benefits outweigh the costs.
OK, I'm better then some Goddamn luggage trolley!
I've been favorably compared to a "Uhaul Trailer".
Shared Humanity
And I can open the stuck lid on the peanut butter jar as well. Take that, you vibrator, you!
I'm Hillary! and I approve this quiz:
Fill in the blanks:
Guns can be dangerous, guns should be banned.
ATVs can be dangerous, ATVs should be banned
Penises can be dangerous penises should _________
If he would e-mail his resume to my company, they'd hire him as an analyst in a heart beat.
Arabella Trefoil
He'd be running mine, in less than a hearbeat.
And I can open the stuck lid on the peanut butter jar as well.
Monsieur has carpal tunnel. I'm the one that opens jars.
Sarcasm Our trolls are as intelligent and witty as Voltaire. /sarcasm
A Dorothy Parker reference would have worked better, je pense.
pax
Opening jars is mostly a zen thing for me.
Penises can be dangerous penises should _________
White women first
The more of this shit the trolls pull, the more committed I am to Hillary.
After all, the enemy of my enemy...
And besides, they obviously fear her.
I do mow the lawn, kill the bugs, and take out the trash.
Oh, and fart.
The trolls are getting really tedious. Everyone else, I've enjoyed.
See you later.
Oh, and fart.
trifecta
I do that, and also hog the remote control.
But I find woman don't really understand the fine points of operating it.
I do mow the lawn, kill the bugs, and take out the trash.
Oh, and fart.
trifecta
Don't forget the part about decorating your shirt with pureed prunes.
"I do mow the lawn, kill the bugs, and take out the trash.
Oh, and fart."
--trifecta
You also feed your sweet baby in the morning. That's a plus for you.
And besides, they obviously fear her.
Adam Hominem | 02.16.08 - 8:16 pm
Name me something they aren't a-fear'd of?
and good mornin' and now that I'm here, it's obviously time for me to get dead threaded.
Also with Hillary we are more likely to kill some more ragheads which is a definite plus.
I do feed the baby breakfast and dinner, do most of the cooking.
But I have gas at times.
Trifecta, I have a gardener, take care of the bug killing, and take out the trash at least half the time.
However, if I'm really having a rotten day, Monsieur is there doing dishes, reading to the baby, and uncorking some wine.
And he always asks how my day was, and what can he do for me.
For that, he can hog the remote and fart all he wants.
I can open the stuck lid on the peanut butter jar
I can do that with my cock. It can also make PBJs.
Dammit Diane, what do you want to drink?
Namestealer.
As if anyone couldn't tell.
I can do that with my cock. It can also make PBJs.
NTodd, Änti-VNF
And besides, they obviously fear her.
The only thing they fear is being ignored. Not being quoted is right up there too.
I can do that with my cock. It can also make PBJs.
But can you hammer a six inch spike with it?
I can do that with my cock. It can also make PBJs.
Remind me not to eat at his house.
pax
Have you tried NTodd's split pea soup?
Vibrators can't carry heavy suitcases, though.
True, but you can get ones with wheels nowadays to make them easier to handle. Suitcases, that is. Maybe vibrators, too.
Trifecta, no--I know how those peas were split.
However, if I'm really having a rotten day, Monsieur is there doing dishes, reading to the baby, and uncorking some wine.
And he always asks how my day was, and what can he do for me.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
"And if that's not loving me
then all I got to say is
God didn't make little green apples
and it don't rain in Indianapolis
in the summertime..."
I loves me a little O C Smith
Remind me not to eat at his house.
You'd have to search out a clean dish, for starters.
That's a sweet song.
pax
I can do that with my cock. It can also make PBJs.
NTodd, Änti-VNF
Didn't I see you at the State Fair last year? I want my quarter back. The PB&J's used Jiff.
Doesn't count.
And besides, they obviously fear her.
The only thing they fear is being ignored. Not being quoted is right up there too.
I think they fear The Reaper.
Dammit Diane, what do you want to drink?
mer
A cold glass of root beer would be nice, thank you.
You'd have to search out a clean dish, for starters.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
I fear to think about what he uses to wash them!
I fear to think about what he uses to wash them.
A high pressure liquid stream.
pax.
I have some organic root beer in the fridge. That would be good about now.
Diane C. Barking-Mad, ooh. I do have root beer in the fridge. IBC black cherry or regular?
Whoa...I took a vicodin about 20 minutes ago for an ankle sprain, and I am having trouble remaining vertical.
I think I'll absent myself from this felicity for awhile.
Later, folks.
I hate primary season.
Oh noes!
my maine coon kitteh is gigantic!!
I think they fear The Reaper.
Wanna hear about my adventures in Obamaland today?
my maine coon kitteh is gigantic!!
fourlegsgood,
Speaking of huge, we are pet sitting a St. Bernard starting tomorrow.
I fear to think about what he uses to wash them.
Screen cleaner
http://mypcgeeks.com/swf/
screenc...creenclean.html
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fiengold on cspan, getting ready to introduce clinton and obama.
Anti-Wanker of the Day: The Washington Wizards' Caron Butler
After scoring 29 points in a win against Toronto on Dec. 1, Butler walked out of the locker room, slipped a newspaper out of his suit and smiled.Caron Butler is what I believe they call, in neighborhoods quite unlike his own, "a mensch."
"Guilty," Butler said as he rolled up the paper and gripped it tightly. The day before, a jury had found Davion Davis of Racine guilty of shooting and killing another one of Butler's friends, Robert Nellom, in May 2006 at the Two Six Two Lounge, just a few blocks from Hamilton Park.
Last August, a fourth member of Butler's original group of friends, Antonio Strong, also was shot and killed.
"You see all that and you see people before they die, it's a question you ask yourself, like 'Why did God spare me like this, when I was out doing the same thing?' I can't stand going home and having to bury one of my friends. This gotta stop," he said.
"I just try to live life, live it the right way, live every day like it's your last. Seeing all the crazy stuff in the world, you've got to truly, truly take advantage of the time you're given here."
In September, Butler gave away about 700 coats to kids at Gilmore Middle School in Racine. It was the second year that he gave away coats in his home town. He has helped the community through coat drives, bike giveaways and a basketball camp.
Racine Mayor Gary Becker proclaimed "Caron Butler Day" on June 8 for all of his work in the community. Choked up for much of the ceremony, Butler finally broke down, openly weeping upon receiving a plaque from Becker.
http://www.mydd.com/story/2008/2...2/16/143326/
350
I came across this today
And this:
http://www.thecityedition.com/
Pa...08Election.html
I am not familiar with the sources, so I can't judge their credibility.
pax
if Hillary is promising hand jobs for all then maybe we should reconsider our vote?
Have you not seen Obama's lips?
I think they fear The Reaper.
You want cowbell, I give you Rilo Kiley.
SteveLG thanks for that.
I can do that with my cock. It can also make PBJs.
Peanut butter & jizz?
I have to say it was so nice earlier today when we weren't talking about the primary.
It was almost normal around here.
We need more times like that.
I'd love to have a Maine coon cat. Their big snow-shoe feet paws are cute.
pax
Have you not seen Obama's lips?
kei & yuri
That is really really uncalled for.
I don't know which one of you this is, but I hope the other one slaps you down.
SteveLG thanks for that.
HoneyBearKellyGoGiants
It's a beautiful story... brought tears to my eyes that are still there.
You're welcome.
SteveLG thanks for that.
Yes. More like that, please.
True, pie. I think I'll leave for a while and study French.
adieu
I'd love to have a Maine coon cat. Their big snow-shoe feet paws are cute.
Why yes!!
http://plush-life.blogspot.com/2...s-
gigantic.html
You want cowbell, I give you Rilo Kiley.
JeffCO | 02.16.08 - 8:32 pm
And on the other side of the Charles, yesterday as part of the ceremonies to accept his Hasty Pudding man of the year award, Christopher Walken performed a skit that extended on his infamous SNL cowbell skit. Unfortunately no you tube of it yet.
Peanut butter & jizz? watertiger
Umm, can you cut the crust off mine?
Okay, no one wants to hear mah story.
nevermind.
flg - Oooooo! Teh cute. I want one!
maine coon cats of peace
Okay, no one wants to hear mah story.
nevermind.
fourlegsgood, gots torch du U?
Well, I'm a Hillary voter, but I've always got time for you and the kettehs.
A cold glass of root beer would be nice, thank you.
Diane C. Barking-Mad
i was thinkin' that rubbing alcohol over at the link looked pretty good.
one commenter suggested the wintergreen version.
Umm, can you cut the crust off mine?
[laughing uncontrollably]
flg - Oooooo! Teh cute. I want one!
I warns you..... she is..... BUSY.
like a little perpetual motion machine.
Another night and I ain't got nobody -- I got some money 'cause I just got paid -- how I wish I had someone to talk to -- I'm in an awful way!
Hiding your pot in coffee wil not mask the odor, contrary to Beverly Hills Cop.
I fear to think about what he uses to wash them!
That's easy. The Dogz lick them clean.
Okay, this cracked me up
http://icanhascheezburger.com/20...-an-den-i-lold/
Another night and I ain't got nobody -- I got some money 'cause I just got paid -- how I wish I had someone to talk to -- I'm in an awful way!
Prior Aelred
cokes are in the ice box -- popcorn's on the table
4Legs, I wants 2 heer ur story.
Maddy wan 2 see kittehs.
sally h, Maddie had another growth spurt.
I'm terrified.
You know, I'm going to vote for whomever get the nomination.
Wanna hear about my adventures in Obamaland today?
Yep!
4Legs, I wants 2 heer ur story.
Maddy wan 2 see kittehs.
I went to the opening of the Austin Obama office today.
It was freaking MOBBED. They were completely overrun.
The Hillary office? not so much.
You know, I'm going to vote for whomever get the nomination.
mer
I'll drink to that.
I'm terrified.
fourlegsgood, gots torch du U?
Heh heh heh.
Cats of Mass Destruction!!
Everybody go to bed. Wherever you are, it's very late.
.
4Legs, Maddie take ovr planet. I welkom new gint maine coon overlord.
Aunty Barmpot, but Baby is awake and we haven't ordered pizza yet!
I will have a hard time voting for Hillary if she doesn't win the popular vote, but gets the superdelegates.
It's one thing if the majority of voters choose her, but if it is a backroom deal with the superdelegates, they can count me out.
http://www.mydd.com/story/2008/2...2/16/143326/ 350
I came across this today
And this:
http://www.thecityedition.com/ Pa...08Election.html
I am not familiar with the sources, so I can't judge their credibility.
pax
Arabella Trefoil
Well, I'm inclined to take anything at mydd with a grain of salt. Bitter experience has taught me.
OTOH, if it is true that 40% of the Obama voters in IA were Republicans, it's a little disturbing.
The Sun is there to remind you that the EU is communism and kittehs are teh scary:
Man hospitalized after
unprovoked attack by vicious housecat. "It is an evil cat. If it was a
human it would be a drug dealer or something," his wife points out
It's one thing if the majority of voters choose her, but if it is a backroom deal with the superdelegates, they can count me out.
And what if that's the position Obama is in?
Wanna hear about my adventures in Obamaland today?
Yep!
Anyhoo... oh noes! maine coon attack!!
Ahem.
Anyhoo, they sent out email recruiting precinct captains on Wednesday- they planned for 2 training sessions today. They had so many people show up they did training in 3 rooms every half hour all day.
It was crazy there.
Also, Cory Booker was there (Newark mayor) and holy fuck- what a speaker HE is.
4LG,
What happened in ObamaLand today?
I will have a hard time voting for Hillary if she doesn't win the popular vote, but gets the superdelegates.
It's one thing if the majority of voters choose her, but if it is a backroom deal with the superdelegates, they can count me out.
foolme1ns
Aright look, can we deal with the here and now, and stop with the doomsday scenarios?
It's one thing if the majority of voters choose her, but if it is a backroom deal with the superdelegates, they can count me out.
And what if that's the position Obama is in?
JeffCO
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same deal, I'm out.
Why is Dr Barmpot using GWPDA's grav?
The George Will/Bill Kristol thing is public record of course, and uudisputed, and tres off-putting imho.
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I'm voting for Gravel now to protest rocks.
It's one thing if the majority of voters choose her, but if it is a backroom deal with the superdelegates, they can count me out.
And what if that's the position Obama is in?
JeffCO
Thank you.
Oh, and the organizers told me that they had 3 or 4 republicans in each training session.
I must say that it's difficult to type with a giant maine coon kitteh attacking UR fingers
Isn't this the night when we are supposed to have live blogging of a bad science fiction movie?
Yo SteveLG, wine-walla! Do you have low salt & no caffeine (or can I just haz a beer instead)?
but if it is a backroom deal with the superdelegates, they can count me out.
You could write-in Nader in the general. That would learn 'em.
And what if that's the position Obama is in?
JeffCO
Thank you.
I don't think that's going to happen.
And I think everyone here has said they'll vote for the eventual nominee.
Also, Cory Booker was there (Newark mayor) and holy fuck- what a speaker HE is.
There was a really interesting article about him -- and Newark in general -- in the NYer two weeks ago.
Oh, and the organizers told me that they had 3 or 4 republicans in each training session.
This may not be what you think.
See Arabella, above.
And what if that's the position Obama is in?
It would run contrary to indications and be a surprise. In other words, tranlated from the political language, you're trying to imply that there's some kind of bias in noting that Hillary, in the course of her decades in Washington, has greater organizational support as opposed to Obama's apparent popular support. But this is not sexism or Hillary-obsessing, this is what it seems tro be like right now.
You know, I'm going to vote for whomever get the nomination.
mer
well sure, since the alternative is the pasty old white guy.
In the old days, there'd be some horse-trading going on at this Founders Day Gala.
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Yo SteveLG, wine-walla! Do you have low salt & no caffeine (or can I just haz a beer instead)?
Prior Aelred
Beer's what I'm having... by all means join in.
Sam can have the cokes and popcorn.
There was a really interesting article about him -- and Newark in general -- in the NYer two weeks ago.
He was phenomenal.
I'd heard about him, and seen clips, but never heard a whole speech.
It was unbelievable.
What was interesting about the people there is what a cross section of society it was. Blacks, whites, young, old, hispanic, men, women, children....
and lots of older white women.
Everybody go to bed. Wherever you are, it's very late.
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Dr. Barmpot Shouty-Crackers | Homepage | 02.16.08 - 8:43 pm
9:45am is not late.
OK, so, Arabella, rove has a time machine that like sends all these registered back in time, and like they go and actually like re-register as democrats, and then 3 months later zombie rove lights three candles and ululates the safe word - corduroy - and all the zombie repub, um I mean dems, like march to the polls and mark in blood Obama?
Prior:
Don't know whether you had Sam Cooke or Cat Stevens in mind, but either works.
It would run contrary to indications and be a surprise.
kei & yuri
And that never happens, oh no.
This from the guys who told us the Israelis were cutting submarine cables in preparation for an imminent attack on Iran.
About 10 days ago.
I believe those cables have been fixed, now.
[X]
kei & yuri |
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Why is Dr Barmpot using GWPDA's grav?
CAUSE!!!
Je suis comme je suis.
Bonne nuit, mijos!
What a nazi MC.
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This may not be what you think.
No- you're wrong.
I'm hearing a lot of people (who are republicans) who have told me they're supporting Obama.
It's a very real thing going on.
Clinton aide urges seating delegates
On Saturday, Ickes reiterated the campaign's view that new "redo" votes in Florida and Michigan aren't necessary. He said many superdelegates are elected lawmakers or governors who are supposed to exercise their independent judgment to vote contrary to public opinion if they believe another candidate has a better chance of winning.
In response, the Obama campaign said Ickes' viewpoint runs counter to democratic principles.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/
20080...fFV3jh3kAWs0NUE
I don't see how counting the votes in an election already held is undemocratic. It wasn't the voters that screwed up.
Hey K. Oh Y is here too. Y never lets K post alone. It's pretty creepy.
I must say that it's difficult to type with a giant maine coon kitteh attacking UR fingers
Try it with a toddler that demands you read the same Elmo book. For the 8th time in an hour.
What a nazi MC.
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QuentinCompson
Think he ever spent time as a middle-school teacher?
Anyhoo, I'm just telling you guys what I saw.
The FBI has awarded a nearly $1 billion contract to Lockheed Martin to help create a massive computer database of people's physical characteristics as part of an effort to better identify criminals and terrorists.
The FBI wants to use eye scans, combined with other data, to help identify suspects.
The overall deal is worth between $850 million to $1 billion and could run as long as 10 years, said Thomas Bush, the FBI's assistant director of the Criminal Justice Information Services Division.
Trifecta, what they like to do must is pull their drawers down and piss on the rug.
Try it with a toddler that demands you read the same Elmo book. For the 8th time in an hour.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere
And you gotta do it with all the characters' voices, too.
I'm voting for Gravel now to protest rocks.
I'm masturbating with rocks, so I'll vote for Kucinich's wife.
Try it with a toddler that demands you read the same Elmo book. For the 8th time in an hour.
Does she bite 2?
Je suis comme je suis.
Dr. Barmpot Shouty-Crackers |
Popeye? You're Popeye?
Sally, do not let the toddler visit the Sesame Street site with the interactive Elmo goes to school story.
It's like crack for toddlers.
"Obama, via his now obvious campaign strategy outlined above, would have us believe that his cross party appeal is bringing in tons of new voters. Men and women, he asserts, who are abandoning their party to vote for him"
Chads, must eat CHADS! And blood. Definitely blood ... well, not liquid - you know squirty blood, more like a bolod sandwich.
Anyhoo, I'm just telling you guys what I saw.
fourlegsgood, gots torch du U?
That's very cool, 4legs. I wish you and your candidate all the best.
Does she bite 2?
fourlegsgood, gots torch du U?
Toddlers have been known to bite the tails of kittehs.
I am planning on voting for the Democrat -- I honestly would not have picked either of the two front-runners, but you know we Michganians were not allowed to vote -- the Democrat will probably get Michigan's electoral votes no matter what I do, but I try to pretend that I make a difference!
But this Rove inspired, "My candidate is the Messiah & your candidate is the anti-Christ!" is fucking insane! Their differences on the issues are infinitesimal & the differences between either of them & the media's BFF, straight-talking, bold maverick, war-hero, John McCain are practically the differences between the Messiah & the anti-Christ -- get a grip, for crying out loud!
JEEBUS!
Popeye? You're Popeye?
C'est moi!
Bonne nuit!
Adam - I have no idea what to think. While my mom was napping this afternoon I did some intertubes research on Obama. The article in Vanity Fair was interesting, but it didn't give a lot of information.
I do believe that Rove is actively involved with the election. What is he doing? No clue. But he is not retired, that is for sure.
Fox has given him a bully pulpit too.
pax
4Legs, no, no bites.
We gets 2 haz vejtaryun pizza! No one els heer like vej pizza. But no one els heer, ha ha!
I wish this guy would shut the fuck up.
Good night, everyone.
Sleep well.
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same deal, I'm out.
I see, so you would vote for either candidate if they win, but if they tie with each other you would not vote for either.
I find your ideas fascinating and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
But this Rove inspired, "My candidate is the Messiah & your candidate is the anti-Christ!" is fucking insane! Their differences on the issues are infinitesimal & the differences between either of them & the media's BFF, straight-talking, bold maverick, war-hero, John McCain are practically the differences between the Messiah & the anti-Christ -- get a grip, for crying out loud!
Prior Aelred
Testify, Bro Aelred, testify!
Jesus H. Christ on a cracker.
Obama has won the fucking thing.
I've accepted it.
In fact he'll do better in the general because of the extra voters.
All Hillary is doing now is making me not feel sorry for her.
But this Rove inspired, "My candidate is the Messiah & your candidate is the anti-Christ!" is fucking insane!
Who is saying that?
Frankly, given the huge winter storm set to sweep through WI tonight and into tomorrow, I'm surprised either campaign is hanging around, unless they plan to help shovel.
Bangla Grameen Bank, the pioneering microloan outfit that won its founder
a Nobel Prize, is setting up shop in a certain collapsing wasteland.
sister of ye
Cat, actually,
http://www.jesusandmo.net/2006/1...06/11/20/yusuf/
I'm hearing a lot of people (who are republicans) who have told me they're supporting Obama.
Now they are.
pax
It was crazy there.
fourlegsgood, gots torch du U?
it's cult-da-bama-mania i tells you.
i'm going to vote for hillary if i have to. but it will strictly be the anti pasty old white guy vote.
she's probably more qualified, even tho i don't like the idea of mandates, when she talks about her health care plan, it's more convincing. i don't think we are ever leaving iraq, no matter who...
well, as long as we don't end up in iran.
please just stop with the crazy old white guys.
Here's a ditty that will brighten up your Saturday night.
Prior,
"My candidate is the Messiah & your candidate is the anti-Christ!"
Is going on all over, at least at Eschaton.
I wish I knew how to undo it.
Any dem president is still better than any repuke president. ANY DAY.
I have sent "mr" broder a copy of this....and will send to him every day for the next week.
Try it!!!
It's fun reminding these individuals just how wrong they can be..and are...mockery will get one most places.
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