I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
FUCK HIM
Let's take up a collection and get him a new Magic Eight Ball. His old one is dried out and stuck on "Expect a Miracle."
Atrios, actually that may have been a terrorist media problem that you just wrote about in the last blog post.
Don't think so?
Look over the blog post and think again!
"I put on my They Live glasses to see who has pierced genitals"-David Broder
You're going down a sloop-ery slope.
leibniz leibkins ♘☮ | 06.07.08 - 5:59 pm | #
wow. the pun thread sailed right by.
What you call a "senior debt-to-cash flow ratio" is known in the Muslim world as a "terrorist debt-to-cash flow ratio."
I rest my case.
David Broder: Often wrong, though never in doubt.
wow. the pun thread sailed right by.
Atrios keeled it.
The man's a genius.
A fuckin' genius!
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What you call a "senior debt-to-cash flow ratio" is known in the Muslim world as a "terrorist debt-to-cash flow ratio."
I rest my case.
Swan
But it is forbidden in Islam to charge interest on loans! Non sequitur!
Must be nice to work in an industry with no accountability for always being wrong.
Atrios keeled it.
leibniz leibkins ♘☮
he'd probably rudder we stay on course.
Still, more puns would have appeared schooner or later.
in the likely event of a drawdown of American forces in the coming year
not just wrong, but stunningly, arrogantly, stupendously wrong.
I love my job. I get paid a lot of money to talk out of my ass and never have to apologize for being wrong.
I rest my case.
Swan | Homepage | 06.07.08 - 6:02 pm | #
YOU RESTED IT ON YOUR ASS.
he'd probably rudder we stay on course.
We have a lot of lee way with the topics here.
Still, more puns would have appeared schooner or later.
leibniz leibkins ♘☮ | 06.07.08 - 6:04 pm | #
thanks a yacht.
The mistakes and false predictions of Broderella.
ick McCaint ad on my tee bee.
We have a lot of lee way with the topics here.
The Old Man From Scene 24
i took the new thread as a stern warning. i think he'd rather i bow out.
Well, as to puns, there is nothing canoe under the sun, oar so I have been told.
i took the new thread as a stern warning. i think he'd rather i bow out.
well we'll have to try and stem the tide of puns then, and stay anchored to the given topic.
HICA!
From E TN!
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Well, as to puns, there is nothing canoe under the sun, oar so I have been told.
leibniz leibkins ♘☮
i mast agree with you there. it's sail the same old stuff.
well we'll have to try and stem the tide of puns then, and stay anchored to the given topic.
The Old Man From Scene 24
i don't get your drift
Weak lows at fore oak lock.
Buoy, these puns suck.
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Just to be perfectly clear:
http://www.thecarpetbaggerreport...ives/
15798.html
According to Fox News' E.D. Hill, the fist-bump we routinely see Major League baseball players exhange 25 times every game may be a terrorist fist bump.
Since the connection is close enough for the responsible, rational cable news that informs our nation, perhaps it is time for us all to be on the lookout for terrorist connections in our day-to-day relations that we would have seen no basis for at all before. After all, it's not like Fox News aren't patriots or anything. They do so much work to inform the nation, that they have to be on good terms with the FBI and so on, and therefore wouldn't irresponsibly misinform us about terrorism.
Think that's just air you're breathing? It may be terrorist air!!
Democrats have little to suggest that could mitigate a possible foreign policy disaster.
i suggested impeachment. if they'd only listened...
JP is on the poop deck
Broder, eater of Karl Rove's quail.
Run for your lives!
I was on a poop deck once, and "poop deck" didn't mean what I thought it did.
Democrats have little to suggest that could mitigate a possible foreign policy disaster.
i suggested impeachment. if they'd only listened...
dirk gently, melancaholic
Rain, thunder, lightning, wind, the rapture!
According to Fox News' E.D. Hill,
there's your first problem right there.
Ah yes, David Broder. Village idiot
Evacuation!
Broder's not even as good as a stopped clock, is he?
Democrats have little to suggest that could mitigate a possible foreign policy disaster.
I suppose he is ignoring the invasion of Iraq as a foreign policy disaster. What about the EP-3 that China took apart? What about that Chinese sub surfacing next to a US aircraft carrier undetected? What about North Korea getting the nuclear bomb? These were what? Foreign policy successes?
I was on a poop deck once, and "poop deck" didn't mean what I thought it did.
The Old Man From Scene 24
lost your head?
Democrats have little to suggest that could mitigate a possible foreign policy disaster.
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I suggest formulating our own foreign policy rather than getting it from A.I.P.A.C.
lost your head?
I was on a poop deck once, and "poop deck" didn't mean what I thought it did.
The Old Man From Scene 24
lost your head?
Did you have a bowl movement?
Always heed the call to evacuate. It helps prevent constipation.
Democrats have little to suggest that could mitigate a possible foreign policy disaster.
Shorter Broder: Democrats can't unshit Bush's bed.
In to the tunnel they go.
I just bought a new stereo.
Just sayin'
And the trumpet call.
According to Fox News' E.D. Hill,
Screw Faux News.
George, you are so right that they can't. Yesterday's news scared me a little bit - Obama's only going to have 4 years to turn this sinking Titanic back into the seaworthy, if rusty, ship of 2000. Or at least show people that we're on the way back.
UPS is of course prepared to milk this for all its worth, assuming there is a win.
Yesterday's news scared me a little bit
What news was that?
Big Brownie id doing a heck of a job
http://www.salon.com/news/featur...nade_launchers/
UPS is of course prepared to milk this for all its worth, assuming there is a win.
Silly! George Bush proved how hard it is to milk a horse!
CBS News Poll. May 30-June 3, 2008
"How would you say things are going for the U.S. in its efforts to bring stability and order to Iraq?
Very Well 4%
Somewhat Well 31%
Somewhat Badly 29%
Very Badly 33%
"From what you know about the U.S. involvement in Iraq, how much longer would you be willing to have large numbers of U.S. troops remain in Iraq?"
Less than a year 42%
One to two years 21%
Two to five years 9%
Five to ten years 1%
As long as it takes 20%
Should leave now (vol.) 3%
"Which of these do you think is most likely? Iraq will become a stable democracy in..."
Next Year Or Two 6%
Longer 29%
Never 61%
George, you are so right that they can't. Yesterday's news scared me a little bit - Obama's only going to have 4 years to turn this sinking Titanic back into the seaworthy, if rusty, ship of 2000. Or at least show people that we're on the way back.
atablarasa
Obama, I am sure, will choose people who know what they are doing.
You know, qualified for their jobs, as opposed to just choosing people who raised money for you or who kissed your ass.
Time for New York, New York
sung by a kid.
Old Man, just the loss of jobs, the new $5/gallon gas and the stock market losses. Nothing I can really put my finger on as a problem...
If you can't undo the wrong, undo the right.
sung by a kid.
Is the kid doing "jazz hands", per chance?
http://www.salon.com/news/featur...nade_launchers/
1Watt, Hermit | Homepage | 06.07.08 - 6:24 pm | #
Nad launchers?
What will the islamo-obamo-terror-fasci-commies think up next!
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I'll bet that Obama doesn't hire diplomats based on their views on Roe Vs Wade.
I'll bet that Obama doesn't hire diplomats based on their views on Roe Vs Wade.
Or how much they love Jeebus.
peace and 'umptiness forever
I'll bet that Obama doesn't hire diplomats based on their views on Roe Vs Wade.
Or how close they are to Rachel Paulose...
I was on a poop deck once, and "poop deck" didn't mean what I thought it did.
I'll bet it didn't....
It was full of half-sharpened pencils and eyeshades and out-of-date charts, with a guy named Daayfed al-Braadeer shouting out commands to no one in particular, who's second-in-command to some little prick named George, who keeps talking about living in a big, white house and calls all the help there "silly boogers."
Terry C, I have some faith that Obama will do so, but short of a Republican collapse in the fall there's still not going to be enough votes in the Senate to get the Republican roadblocks moved. My biggest hope there is that some of them will see the lights of the on-coming train and shift left a little.
Not only does Obama have to clean up the mess in the outside world, he also has to clean out all the partisans in the infrastructure and get reasonable judges found, and a few other things like that.
Funnel clouds.
Lost my DSL for a bit.
Hey, Ralphie boy! Live-blogging twisters is not a recommended practice....
It's only thousands of dead people Big Dave so don't sweat the small shit.
These dirty fucking hippies are never right about anything Mr. Broder.
I wonder how many martini's it takes before Dave stops screaming...out damn spot!
Yep, it must really suck to be a republican these days and now their dissappointment must be almost suicide inducing. Poor dittoheads didn't even get their dream of a divided convention. Meanwhile, they have.... Lieberman....whoopie!
Hey, Ralphie boy! Live-blogging twisters is not a recommended practice....
Thanks, Norton.
I'll bet that Obama doesn't hire diplomats based on their views on Roe Vs Wade.
Or appoint 25 year old graduates of Regent University to high government offices.
Funnel clouds.
Ralphie | 06.07.08 - 6:30 pm | #
Funnel cake is better. And I don't even like funnel cake.
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Ralphie! Keep your head down. I suggest blogging from the basement
David S. Broder: You'll have to forgive me, but I am reluctant to see every big policy dispute turned into a criminal or impeachable affair. There needs to be accountability but there also needs to be proportionality. This country is engaged in two wars and has serious, serious domestic problems. To stop everything and attempt to impeach and remove a president who has less than a year to serve would not strike me as the best use of our energy. And for what? So Dick Cheney can be president?
Break a leg Big Brown!!.
Oh wait, that's not right.
As someone who saw a tornado cram a farm house into its basement, I recommend something more like a bunker.
Or appoint 25 year old graduates of Regent University to high government offices.
or hire 24 year old campaign staffers that didn't even graduate from anywhere to make sure world-renowned NASA scientists don't express opinions that conflict with Party ideology.
To stop everything and attempt to impeach and remove a president who has less than a year to serve would not strike me as the best use of our energy.
But the blowjob, that required all of our attention.
Testing
atablarasa | 06.07.08 - 6:34 pm
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Point taken! Sometimes a ditch is better.
I always thought it would be fun to see a tornado. Then I did see one, and it wasn't fun.
There needs to be accountability but there also needs to be proportionality.
Broder's proportionality- hold Dems 100% accountable, GOPers, nil.
Big Brown goes into the gate easily.
Huzzah!
U.S. Senate candidate Al Franken took the DFL nomination by acclamation on Saturday, after a day of questions, speeches and fretting by some activists over whether the controversial satirist can wage a focused campaign to unseat Republican U.S. Sen. Norm Coleman.
And they're off!
Testing 12
Poor dittoheads didn't even get their dream of a divided convention.
Some navigators they are! Don't even know how to use dividers! Arrrr, me hearties! Somebody said "sloop" and they thought they said, "poop," so, they did.
Very embarrassing for `em it was.
And they're off.
And they're off..
CBS News Poll. May 30-June 3, 2008
(asked of republican party members)
"What do you think of the prospects of the Republican Party in the 2008 elections?"
Re-elect President Reagan 32%
You're a Communist 54%
McCain is a Liberal 33%
I want my mommy 73%
"What do you think would be the single most effective policy to help ensure the continued prosperity of the american people?"
You're a Fucking Communist 58%
Outlaw uppity womens and non-whites who don't know their place 48%
Since lowering taxes always leads to greater tax receipts, eliminate taxes entirely so that the government will have an infinite amount of money 88%
Get Off My Lawn (vol.) 33%
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or hire 24 year old campaign staffers that didn't even graduate from anywhere to make sure world-renowned NASA scientists don't express opinions that conflict with Party ideology.
Loyalty to der Fueher trumps all.
...and they're off?
The Old Man From Scene 24 | Homepage | 06.07.08 - 6:34 pm
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Oh gosh, what was his name? Deutsch? Griffin needs to go too! At least he's a more or less competant winger but winger he remains
This is getting annoying
My fantasy is that Obama will finally get every one of the Nixon whiz kids, and their kids, out of government. No more Iran-Contra re-treads, no more CIA-drug-runners, no more Cheney and Rumsfeld proteges....
Big Brown fading.
No triple crown winner this year.
38-1 outsider wins.
I fucking hope they didn't break Big Brown.
Franken will win and the Senate will be much less boring. 
Oh gosh, what was his name? Deutsch?
yeah I think that was his name.
38-1 wins the Belmont. Nice payoff.
But the blowjob, that required all of our attention.
Snow (D-SC)
this story that the republican party spent 6 years and millions of dollars to prove that bill clinton lied about a blowjob, and tied up the entire federal government for months with an impeachment proceeding when it could have been carrying out the business of the people, is just another liberal myth
never happened
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Brown and out, heh... Too bad...
Glue factory time.
It's fucking hot.
So... after thirty-five years... how great was Secretariat?
This is getting annoying
Eh? What might be that that's got your jockstrap itchin'?
I think that Obama should take down W's portrait, move it into a corner of the basement and encourage the (male) staff to piss on it when they are down there.
What happened with the Japanese horse?
Here's a site that has compiled presidential approval ratings over time...
http://www.presidency.ucsb.edu/d.../
popularity.php
It's interesting to note that Clinton's approval during 1998 (the year of his bogus impeachment) never dropped below 59%, and was as high as 68%.
Candidates Lacking A Real-World Clue
By David S. Broder
Typo.
Pundits Lacking A Real-World Clue
By David S. Broder
Fixed.
So... after thirty-five years... how great was Secretariat?
SteveLG
she had a great figure, but in bed she hardly moved
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... how great was Secretariat?
I had a great secretariat once. Ah, memories.
Margaret, that's discriminatory. Let the females in on it too.
Here's the 1973 Belmont Stakes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x...h?v=xoFquax2F-
k
It made me weep, watching as it happened.
"My fantasy is that Obama will finally get every one of the Nixon whiz kids, and their kids, out of government. No more Iran-Contra re-treads, no more CIA-drug-runners, no more Cheney and Rumsfeld proteges...."
--atablarasa | 06.07.08 - 6:38 pm
You're dreaming my dream. Who do we think we are that we have to control the whole world?
I'm so glad you all scaled back the fish puns.
So, some horse lost?
Okay...some fuck doesn't get paid $150 Million for studding. Got it.
38-1 was first from wire to wire. Damn incredible.
Raining like hell, tornado warnings are over. For you people in Michigan, look out.
atablarasa | 06.07.08 - 6:41 pm
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Well of course! Just don't wear your best shoes...
They need to get it straight from the horse's mouth if you ask me.
My dream is for Obama to ask congress to expand the size of SCOTUS to 11. Then we will have some balance backin the court. Enough I think to heal the wounds the ideologues have inflicted on our liberty and way of life.
Arming our own enemies in Iraq
Bush officials claim that Iran has supplied grenade launchers to Iraqi militants -- but the real source of the weapons is U.S. negligence.
By Gareth Porter
Gareth Porter is a commie pinko.
I just wanted to get a better view of that chick with the big tits.
"It's fucking hot."
--HoneyBearKellyGoGiants
Here too. I hate to think about July and August, and probably September.
Oops. A terrorist fist bump in the winner's circle. Terrorists are everywhere!
Do I still get to fuck the fillys?
I always thought it would be fun to see a tornado. Then I did see one, and it wasn't fun.
The Old Man From Scene 24 | Homepage | 06.07.08 - 6:35 pm | #
There was a tornado in Fremont Ohio many decades ago and my great-uncle tohught that he should stand in the middle of the street and take pictures. Meanwhile my great-aunts yelling at him 'I'm getting into the sotrm cellar without you!'
Luckily, nothing bad happened to them.
It was 92 here earlier, now 68 and pouring.
You're dreaming my dream. Who do we think we are that we have to control the whole world?
mer
It's for your own good and it's good for "certain industries and businesses".
Has Hecate been around?
I want to hear how the vibe was when Clinton conceded.
I'm so glad that horse lost.
Oops. A terrorist fist bump in the winner's circle. Terrorists are everywhere!
Snow (D-SC)
The Ghost Hunters have gone into hiding.
Okay...some fuck doesn't get paid $150 Million for studding. Got it.
Better: some fucking equine hedge fund with a drug-happy trainer and a cyborg-footed horse doesn't coin it.
Mer, I don't want to control the whole world, or even the US. I just want the bastards to stop using MY Constitution to wipe their butts.
So to speak...
I want to hear how the vibe was when Clinton conceded.
She posted about it on her blog.
pseudonymous in nc
You are correct.
HBK-- Hecate has a lovely post about it t her blog. She made physical contact (appropriate in nature) will all three Clintons
Troll of the Month Club | 06.07.08 - 6:45 pm
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He speaks the truth. I watched on live television while US troops broke into an armory and then just drove away. I think they secured it days later and by then it was fairly well stripped. THAT came directly from Rumsfeld's Pentagon because no sane commander would have allowed it to happen. Despite your scorn, it happened and your fake outrage won't chanhe that.
Dumbya: "Out-of-work Americans starving in the streets. People with three jobs losing their homes. Single mothers forced to prostitute themselves in order to put food on their families.
It's all so uniquely American."
some fucking equine hedge fund with a drug-happy trainer and a cyborg-footed horse doesn't coin it.
Wow...it was worse than I thought.
Was Broder always a silver tail or did he become one by virtue of sucking republican whatsits 'long long time ago'.?
Do I still get to fuck the fillys?
Big Brown
Bad news, BB. It's all done with an artificial vagina these days.
HoneyBearKelly, Hecate was here on a thread or two down. Hot, tired, but excited. She said she would post pixs on her blog later tonight of Hillary's speech. She said she got to shake hands with Hillary, Bill and Chelsea. She sounded happy.
Do I still get to fuck the fillys?
Big Brown | 06.07.08 - 6:46 pm
no virgins for you, just dams.
As a woman I feel this was a very sad moment in our history. A highly qualified woman once again had to step aside to let a black man move ahead even though he is less qualified.
Many women in their micro world experience this too often, and Hillary could not be the exception. She cracked the ceiling but couldn’t break it because too many unfounded sexiest and misogynist forces were against her. My only recourse is to vote for John McCain in November. I know that millions of women feel as I do
I'm so glad you all scaled back the fish puns.
All's well that ends wels.
As a woman I feel this was a very sad moment in our history. A highly qualified woman once again had to step aside to let a black man move ahead even though he is less qualified.
Boofuckinghoo. Get over the people speaking democratically and support the nominee, who is first black president ever.
Wow! What a troll!
When my grandma was little she watched a tornado take their barn, when I knew her she had a root cellar that could hold up to a nuclear strike. I guess she was inspired.
I know that millions of women feel as I do
ex female Democrat
except that you're an ex-female
trool
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ex female Democrat | 06.07.08 - 6:51 pm
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You're so upset that you had a sex change???? Or should you be female ex Democrat. Go away troll.
ex female Democrat | 06.07.08 - 6:51 pm | #
You had a sex change?
I'm glad you could share your "ex-female" status with us, Mr. Democrat.
Damn... this definitely breaks my coke budget for the month.
she's not really an ex-female, she's just pining for the fjords
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It's all done with an artificial vagina these days.
Now all the trolls will be googling that to see where they can buy one.
Will you guys please eeliminate the fish puns?
That was like a hanging curve softball.
Do I still get to fuck the fillys?
Unfortunately, your essence is too valuable for them to let you waste so much of it.
SteveLG, thanks for sharing the link. Beautiful run, alright...
My only recourse is to vote for John McCain in November. I know that millions of women feel as I do
The man wants to control your body...how do you feel about that?
Which brings us to the bigger problem. Equine Acquisitions’ former trainer, Greg Martin, had his license revoked in 2005 for using an illegal performance-enhancing drug on a company horse. Its current trainer, Richard Dutrow, is even more notorious for pushing the envelope. He has a list of violations longer than most anyone else’s in the history of the sport.
No one has seriously accused him of doing anything untoward with Big Brown, but he’s been fined or suspended for doping in each of the last eight years, including two instances in January. The Association of Racing Commissioners International report on Dutrow reveals 72 offenses since 1979, 13 of them related to drugs.
Jesus.
Broder was considered a liberal in the 60's. 70's a moderate, 80's a reactionary, 90's a schmuck, now considered a sucker of Rove's cock.
The man wants to control your body...how do you feel about that?
Zap Rowsdower...True Story | Homepage | 06.07.08 - 6:54 pm | #
Much like an artificial vagina.
My only recourse is to vote for John McCain in November.
Yeah because the Republicans aren't misogynist at all, and they just looove "ex females"
Better Repuke concern trolls please!
Concern trolling "liberal women for McCain" is going to be infesting us until November.
Damage reports coming in on the TV.
Concern trolling "liberal women for McCain" is going to be infesting us until November.
I thought Taylor Marsh wasn't on the radio anymore...
Broder, from the link:
But the dynamic on both sides is trending toward extreme positions that would open the door to an independent or third-party challenge in 2008 aimed at the millions of voters in the center.
HAWHAWHAW!
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ex female Democrat, you know sweetheart, that's what primaries are about. Obama won. Clinton conceded. Get over it.
That's it. Vote for the guy that's going to set back womens' rights even further than the chimp did as a "fuck you" to Obama and his supporters. Guess what? I was a Clinton supporter and I have always said that I will support the eventual nominee. Grow up.
Ya know, I'd be slightly more impressed if the trolls all had gravitars. Somehow they never have one.
Only slightly. On a scale of one to a million, that would be from 1 to 1.01.
Concern trolling "liberal women for McCain" is going to be infesting us until November.
Since our trools are ignorant wingnut males, it should be amusing in a train wreck kinda way.
McStain: "I can't control my own bodily functions, bit I feel that I am qualified to say where and when a woman can have a baby."
Elias has a gravatar.
It's not a woman or a democrat. Ignore or ridicule. Reasoning is pointless.
Ralphie | 06.07.08 - 6:55 pm
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Hmmmm....I've always considered him an idiot.
Feminists, you'll notice there was no attempt to stigmatize the ass-smack as a terrorist ass-smack.
Couldn't have that!
mer
A troll is a troll. You are making a point to someone who is simply agitating for their own whimsy.
Even an idiot can have a gravitar.
Great, Haloscan is playing games.
rove internets strategy:
"concerned" women who will now vote for mccain
"concerned democrats" like bugs who say we will be sorry we didn't pick hillary
"concerned obamaites" 'warning' us never to trust hillary becuz she will sabotage barack
out and out republicans warning us that barack's middle name will rise up and destroy the united states
a kind of a four-pronged devil's pitchfork approach
.
Will you guys please eeliminate the fish puns?
Only if you ask pilotly.
McStain: "I can't control my own bodily functions,
McCain: "Leadership you can put Depends on!"
Oh come on!
McCain:
"Keep off my grass you damn kids!"
Two confirmed tornados in my space. Not comforting, at all.
One last time
McStain: "I can't control my own bodily functions,
You, sir, are ready for management.
Tacitus Voltaire | 06.07.08 - 6:59 pm
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Concerned trolls for a stronger "Democrat" Party?
"McCain: "Leadership you can put Depends on!""
Nice, delicate spin there yet with a continuing drive into a full jack knife before entering the pun completely.
Bravo.
That is skill folks!
"Two confirmed tornados in my space."
You might want to switch to Facebook then.
I said this after Kentucky: as someone who isn't particularly 'horsey', but has been to plenty of meetings in Britain, the culture surrounding American racing is more than a bit fucked up,
It's BALCO for horses.
That's not to say that British racing is squeaky-clean, but I never once went to a turf meeting on the flat expecting to see the screens come out.
Weirdly, I suspect that if off-track betting were legal across the US, it would do more to keep racing honest.
Lots of standing water on the streets. Thank dog I live on an Avenue.
rove internets strategy:
This is the year, I think, when we get the big juicy exposé on the Paid Troll Phenomenon.
Wrong Again. And Again, and Again, And Again, And Again, And Again, etc., ad infinitum, ad nauseum.
(someone PAYS this guy?!?!?)
People that say that they're going to vote for McCain because HRC lost had no intention of voting for a Democrat.
Some bullshit would have come up during the general election race that would have had them clutching their pearls and saying "oh I could never vote for that woman now".
So as a favor to my fellow Atriots and America kindly fuck off.
"McCain: "Leadership you can put Depends on!"
[insert LOL icons here]
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Floating cars in Milwaukee.
You're starting to make me crabby so clam up!
SteveLG, thanks for sharing the link. Beautiful run, alright...
atablarasa
You're welcome... one of the most unforgettable moments of my sports-viewing life. Maybe only Bob Beamon's record-smashing long jump in Mexico City, 1968, can rival it.
At the finish, he won by 31 lengths (breaking the margin-of-victory record set by Triple Crown winner Count Fleet, who won by 25 lengths) and ran the fastest 1 1/2 miles on dirt in history, 2:24 flat, which broke the stakes record by more than 2 seconds. Secretariat's world record still stands, and in fact, no other horse has ever broken 2:25 for 1 1/2 miles on dirt.
btw my governor rawks!!!
My magic eight ball is right more often than David Broder. And, it works for free, and thinks nowhere nearly as highly of itself...
When the jockey asked Big Brown to run, coming around the far turn, BB said: "Nuh-uh. We're into overtime now, and I'm clocking out."
Update from SE WI:
Damage appears to be near Stoughton (SE of Madison); Randolph/Cambria (SE of Beaver Dam; tornado confirmed). Other damage reports in/around Portage, and in SW Wisconsin's Grant County.
HEAVY flash flooding on roads - floating cars in Milwaukee; freeways blocked.
Hail measurements up to 3" diameter, west of Waukesha.
More storms still lining up; possible severe weather later. Oy.
Early reports - four minor/moderate injuries.
Did David Broder go to the Bob Shrum School for Political Consultants?
My magic eight ball is right more often than David Broder
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That's because David Broder takes what we dirty fucking hippies are saying and believing exactly the opposite.
Judge Richard Posner on Cspan.
Well, I'm resigned to spending a Saturday night by myself now...
That's if I don't hang out here all night.
When the jockey asked Big Brown to run, coming around the far turn, BB said: "Nuh-uh. We're into overtime now, and I'm clocking out."
SteveLG
He added: "My fucking hoof hurts, asshole!!"
btw my governor rawks!!!
HoneyBearKelly
who is it a picture of?
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floating cars? not the flying cars we were promised, but a start.
Judge Richard Posner on Cspan.
What's the price of our rights, Pozzy?
David Paterson Tacitus.
About the only good thing Spitzer did was make him his lieutenant.
Well, I'm resigned to spending a Saturday night by myself now...
That's if I don't hang out here all night.
Zap Rowsdower...True Story!
Looks like it's you and me against the world, Zap!
Roadmaster, that was fun, hey?
bho == jfk + 48 yrs of american history
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Anyone who says what Broder says is bought and paid for by the corporate media/republicans. There isn't any other excuse for people like him.
You know, for years Eli was the pun king of Eschaton. Then he went away. Many have tried, but few managed to fill the void. But then recently I am seeing Grade A, Numero Uno examples popping up almost spontaneously.
It sort of makes me think of this from Ian Malcomb.
"If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us it's that puns will not be contained. Puns breaks free, expands to new territory, and crashes through barriers, painfully, maybe even dangerously. "
"No, I'm simply saying that puns, uh... finds a way. "
You're starting to make me crabby so clam up!
You're being entirely too shellfish about this, y'know....
Cat Stevens "Another Saturday Night"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R...h?
v=RMI5_gADt2I
Roadmaster, that was fun, hey?
Ralphie
Sounds like a good night to canoe through several neighborhoods.
As long as that second line doesn't come through - reported tornado on-ground east of La Crosse.
I'm trapped, opun the door.
Of course, Eli is now pun king of FDL.
(if they allow puns over there, that is...)
Today is Eli's birthday so pun away.
People that say that they're going to vote for McCain because HRC lost had no intention of voting for a Democrat.
Some bullshit would have come up during the general election race that would have had them clutching their pearls and saying "oh I could never vote for that woman now".
So as a favor to my fellow Atriots and America kindly fuck off.
HoneyBearKellyGoGiants
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I've got three words for pseudo - Hillary supporters, clutching their pearls:
Roe Versus Wade
David Paterson Tacitus.
About the only good thing Spitzer did was make him his lieutenant.
HoneyBearKelly
i'm a native of NYC, but i live in kullyfornia now
my reading comprehension totally sucks today. i read what you wrote as "my gravitar rawks!"
so i was looking at your gravitar and wondering who it was
i think i'll just drink a lot of beer now...
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reported tornado on-ground east of La Crosse.
Weeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!
Glad it stayed along I-90; as these storms are wont to do. They rarely get this far north.
Anyone who says what Broder says is bought and paid for by the corporate media/republicans.
Will work for quail...
BRODER: "Let me disclose my own bias in this matter. I like Karl Rove. In the days when he was operating from Austin, we had many long and rewarding conversations. I have eaten quail at his table and admired the splendid Hill Country landscape from the porch of the historic cabin Karl and his wife Darby found miles away and had carted to its present site on their land."
why won't Gravel just concede? he's tearing the party apart - history will not be kind ...
we've gotta scale back on these puns
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Honeybear, a few days ago you gave a link to Digby and pointed to a comment by DDay? Went to look and there was no poster by that name. What was the comment about?
HoneyBearKellyGoGiants
Brlliant, AND a fellow Giant fan, to boot!
Wasn't January Sweet?
"Well, I'm resigned to spending a Saturday night by myself now...
That's if I don't hang out here all night."
--Zap Rowsdower...True Story!
That means you haven't been married long enough. My husband left on Thursday morning for the annual fishing retreat with architecture friend and sons (something like 20 years going). I am enjoying the hell out of it, even though I look forward to his return tomorrow.
Broder:
But then these are people who, unlike the Democrats, seem oblivious to the reality of 12 million illegal immigrants living permanently in our society, with no hope of attaining citizenship and stepping up to the promise -- and responsibility -- it entails. They find fault with the patiently negotiated congressional compromises in legislation supported by President Bush -- even Romney and Giuliani, who have previously supported such bills.
The catering to the know-nothing wing of their party by so many of these men is a stunning indictment of their readiness to lead 21st-century America, a more diverse and dynamic country than their perspective seems to embrace.
It's not just a wing, Dean, it's the whole fucking chicken.
Glad it stayed along I-90; as these storms are wont to do. They rarely get this far north.
Zap Rowsdower...True Story!
Twisters sure KO'd a lot of turkeys northwest of you yesterday. The images from a helicopeter showed a whole building blasted away - with the survivors looking their typical perplexed selves.
(if they allow puns over there, that is...)
Umm, send Eli up against punaise for a couple of minutes... he'll be back here in the minor leagues, in no time.
I have eaten quail at his table and admired the splendid Hill Country landscape from the porch of the historic cabin Karl and his wife Darby found miles away and had carted to its present site on their land."
Richard
I always wondered what happened to Dan Quail...
mer!
I'm not saying I don't enjoy a little time to myself, but I'm so used to going out w/ Zapette's friends on Saturday nights. So it's gonna be a little strange to stay at home tonight, drink some drinks, and listen to terrible 70s music by myself.
Duane I'm still in the glow.
Or is that sweat?
Zap, we used to think Lake Michigan immunized us from tornadoes. Had one within a mile of my house in 1998. I live within 1 mile of the lake. Scary. Today and yesterday were also scary.
I'm so glad you all scaled back the fish puns.
stuckinlodi
i knew sombody else musta thought of it
adult beverage of choice to stuckinlodi
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The catering to the know-nothing wing of their party by so many of these men is a stunning indictment of their readiness to lead 21st-century America, a more diverse and dynamic country than their perspective seems to embrace.
This is what I was talking about earlier. We gotta get this trash swept...
What Lodi are you stuck in?
Twisters sure KO'd a lot of turkeys northwest of you yesterday. The images from a helicopeter showed a whole building blasted away - with the survivors looking their typical perplexed selves.
Yeah, that was pretty bad.
Of course, we had that tornado just north of here two weekends ago that killed a kid and basically destroyed a suburb (Hugo). I feel a little insulated here in the city.
By the by, I haven't been stuck in Lodi, but have stood on the corner in Winslow....
By the by, I haven't been stuck in Lodi, but have stood on the corner in Winslow....
atablarasa
I was busted flat in Baton Rouge.
Zap, I used to live almost centered in Wichita and a tornado came within a half-mile or so of the house. There but for the grace...
Zap. you live in the upper midwest. The tornado belt is moving north.
but have stood on the corner in Winslow....
I didn't stand on a corner, but I did stop at a McDonald's in Winslow once or twice.
Ralphie - I have a childhood memory from about 1972 - strong storm; my dad pulling in the garden hose from the front yard - and looking east towards the Airport at a funnel cloud.
The one that hit the Airport and St. Francis in '98 wasn't strong, but it did rattle nerves.
What most rattled me was the Stoughton tornado. I was up in the 9th floor in Madison - looked out my window and saw a slowly swirling cloud mass that almost lookied like the mouth of Sauron. Ten minutes later, I looked southeast and saw the f3 tornado as it was blasting through the north side of Stoughton - where it killed one person.
Obama, can this really be the end
To be stuck inside of Mobile
With the Memphis blues in your head.
Oh, we've had tornadoes come through the middle of the city (one in 1981 went straight up I-35W). It's just we're so comforted by the rumor that the urban heat island protects from really sever weather. Of course, it doesn't.
Toonscribe, did you see the corner? I've heard that it's been fixed up since the fire, but haven't been back to see... Pretty cool little place.
Heh...Hickory Wind just came on the iPod.
Or is that sweat?
HoneyBearKellyGoGiants
It's BOTH.. I still catch myself thinking back and I ask, "did that REALLY happen?!?"
Between that and Barack winning the nomination....I feel like I'm dreaming...
did you see the corner?
When was the fire? I haven't been in Winslow in almost 15 years.
Possible tornado passing just north of the Wisconsin Dells. Warm sun should ignite more storms later today, best severe risk comes just south/east of Twin Cities
Tornado watch issued for far southeastern MN and all of southwestern/central WI until 8 pm Saturday evening, conditions ripe for isolated "supercells" capable of large hail and a few tornadoes
Computer models indicate a wet, unsettled weekend...warm today (low 80s) with strong T-storms later in the day, best chance south/east of the Twin Cities
I think I'll be okay...
PRE OP TRANNIES FOR MCCAIN
I was busted flat in Baton Rouge.
Did you feel...faded?
That's the ticket. Put another two on the Supreme Court. People under the age of 40. Well to the left of Kucinich.
@#$%!in' GOP wants to play hardball? We'll jolly well play. Howsabout a little chin music, boys?
Dear God let there be 60 D Senators come 5 November. Oh, please...
I'll be standing on the corner,
12th Street and Vine
with my Kansas City baby
and a bottle of Kansas City wine.
Roadmaster, I saw that tornado from my balcony, less than a half mile away. I can see St Francis from here. I know, unfortunate.
I was busted flat in Baton Rouge.
SteveLG
I'm feeling near as faded as my jeans..
Well, I'm resigned to spending a Saturday night by myself now...
That's if I don't hang out here all night.
Zap Rowsdower
I have just the tune for you: Rosie (Jackson Browne)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=1...C4a1yJFSfEJFSfE
Heh. Rosie.
Slow, Duane!
I think the fire was well after that. I was in Winslow just about three years ago and the facade with the mural on it was being held up because the building behind it had burned. But you could still see the girl and the ford in the window...
Gromit, got this message when I click on the link:
The URL contained a malformed video ID.
Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?
Man, I love this song.
Zap Rowsdower...True Story!
me too
here's a gift for you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2...h?v=2-
jVU5Lqxx0
Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?
Boy, George! Just leave Zap alone, okay?
here's a gift for you
Now you can tell everybody...
This one's for you...
/Elton
Thanks, olex. Here's one back.
I'm listening to the new Raconteurs album for the third time today. Damn, it's catchy.
Here's one back.
Zap Rowsdower...True Story
and anotherhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtStNQ_wDh8
repost
another gifthttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtStNQ_wDh8
PS
They used "the humpty dance" in My name is Earl this week
Somebody mentioned this song last night, I have celiac disease, can relate.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D...h?
v=DdAGv7NFxIA
Hey, Herbcate is back!
Sorry, Zap. Here's a better link for Rosie, with explanatory monologue before and after
http://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=7...feature=related
Now for a song banned by the Geneva Conventions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m...h?
v=m5LX16zia2k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=7...feature=related
A little Reggae
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q...h?
v=QJiut3Fe9wE
Why did BHO vote against "certifying" the Iranian Revolutionary Guard as a terrorist organization? That was a mistake that he still needs to answer for.
This seems to have been forgotten in all the excitement:
http://thehill.com/leading-the-n...2008-05-
27.html
Leading The News PDF Print E-mail
FBI interviews Arizona staffers
By Susan Crabtree
Posted: 05/27/08 07:39 PM [ET]
Federal agents interviewed staffers for likely Republican presidential nominee Sen. John McCain (Ariz.) as part of their corruption case against Rep. Rick Renzi (R-Ariz.).
Okay, I'll play.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l...h?v=lneSAju-
Xtc
Why did BHO vote against "certifying" the Iranian Revolutionary Guard as a terrorist organization? That was a mistake that he still needs to answer for.
Toby Petzold
the mistake of being right about something?
Why did Toby vote against "certifying" himself as a moron? That was a mistake that he still needs to answer for
Oh the dogburner's here.
Sad.
Thanks, Gromit.
Here's a little crazy new-age hippie funk in return.
some more tirture/song from my elementary shcool dances
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C...h?
v=CMwdAc1Dzfg
Why did BHO vote against "certifying" the Iranian Revolutionary Guard as a terrorist organization? That was a mistake that he still needs to answer for.
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 06.07.08 - 7:41 pm | #
Why is that a mistake? Should he also vote to certify the White House as a terrorist organization? That would be more appropriate and more accurate.
Strawmen burn, Toby. Yours are ashes.
And this song has one of the best guitar solos I've ever heard...very Brian May.
Here's one for Toby...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=c...feature=related
some more tirture/song from my elementary shcool dances
Oh, that hurts.
/searches for "Bad Medicine" for completion of junior high dance music
At least you won't have Rove making a mess on your front porch.
Iran's directly involved in the murder of Americans and Iraqis. BHO wants to deny us and our allies ---including Israel, you may be sure--- the right to self-defense.
Why is he on the side of the mullahs? Is he taking direction from Nancy Pelosi, who recently praised Iran for helping to stop violence in Iraq? What perversity.
Thanks, Gromit.
Here's a little crazy new-age hippie funk in return.
Zap Rowsdower
Zap, that's great! That looks like one of Hecate's evenings out (in my fertile imagination)
a documentary on a canadian band
http://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=y...feature=related
That looks like one of Hecate's evenings out (in my fertile imagination)
MGMT is one of my new favorites.
Iran's directly involved in the murder of Americans and Iraqis.
at least they don't torch innocent dogs.
Why is he on the side of the mullahs? Is he taking direction from Nancy Pelosi, who recently praised Iran for helping to stop violence in Iraq? What perversity.
Toby Petzold
amazingly fact-free assertions
Iran's directly involved in the murder of Americans and Iraqis. BHO wants to deny us and our allies ---including Israel, you may be sure--- the right to self-defense.
Why is he on the side of the mullahs? Is he taking direction from Nancy Pelosi, who recently praised Iran for helping to stop violence in Iraq? What perversity.
Oy, he's drinking again. Everclear, I think.
Stupid fucking hippies.
You only think you're right, and only because of facts.
Stupid fucking hippies.
Well, I posted this last night, but it's such a smoking hot performance, despite the mediocre sound: I See Monsters by Ryan Adams and the Cardinals.
Why is he on the side of the mullahs? Is he taking direction from Nancy Pelosi, who recently praised Iran for helping to stop violence in Iraq? What perversity.
Toby Petzold | Homepage | 06.07.08 - 7:49 pm | #
The USA is directly involved in the murder of Iranians, and you have zero proof that Iranians are involved in the "Murder" of the American invaders. Zero. So, once again, hauling your racist hate out of your ass shows you to be a fool and tool of KKKarl Rove. You have no mind of your own.
Why did BHO vote against "certifying" the Iranian Revolutionary Guard as a terrorist organization?
Because they'd misuse the "certification" to get Diner's Club discounts and clergy rates at major hotel chains.
Best guitar eve. I have to admit, I'm a Veteran.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k...h?
v=k5JkHBC5lDs
should the iraqi governmebt declare the marines a terroirst orgaizatoiN? sicne thats what america dis to a branch of the iranian military?
I See Monsters by Ryan Adams and the Cardinals.
Gawd, I love that man...no matter how fucked up he is or the fact that he's now dating Mandy Moore.
Oy, he's drinking again. Everclear, I think.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
No, leaded gasoline.
/cues up "Double Nickels on the Dime"
"Double Nickels on the Dime"
Zap Rowsdower...True Story
"history (part 1)"?
"corona"
sheets
"corona"
Just got done playing that. We're now on "Political Song For Michael Jackson To Sing".
Sheets, peeps.
Stupid fucking hippies.
David Broder
I have drunk the Kool Aid at Karl Rove's table.
I am omniscient.
Best guitar eve. I have to admit, I'm a Veteran.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k...h? v=k5JkHBC5lDs
Ralphie
You just might be right. I haven't been overy impressed with Mark's work since Dire Straits. Anything you'd recommend?
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