HULK SMASHED
Hi, Moonbats!
Peace
Atrios, are you stoned? Is that what happened?
no, I'm glad it was you Vicki *grumble*
Nice.
Remember to look in the fridge for the remote.
Sorry, focus.
Atrios would never look for his glasses while they were on his head.
Wait till you start wearing glasses.
Someone said the other day that Eschaton should be available as a podcast. I'm thinking maybe not .
Once got stuck in an elevator, only to find that I'd fallen asleep in it, and fell against the 'off' switch...
Atrios, are you stoned? Is that what happened?
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
Mrs A is still outta town....he's a bit...frazzled?
Dammit, Gomez! Have a Coke.
This is Atrios' way of saying he's endorsing McCain.
My ex-husband used to lose his wallet and keys on a very regular basis, and he'd get all pissed at me until he found them. They were usually under the pile of newspaper or some such, but still, I took the brunt of it from an absent-minded fella.
Where were you wearing this "belt"?
Welcome to old age, Atrios! I've often gone on a search for glasses that I had pushed up onto my head.
Too good to use an extension cord, Frenchy?
Dr. Who!
but still, I took the brunt of it from an absent-minded fella.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
How did he manage to rationalize this as your fault?
And I can see why he's an ex.....
My next husband must never blame me for losing his things. That will be in the prenuptial agreement.
I would never be stupid enough to spend 10 minutes looking for the belt I was already wearing.
Couldn't you smell the onion on it?
Welcome to old age, Atrios! I've often gone on a search for glasses that I had pushed up onto my head.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
Is he old enough for that shit yet?
I wasn't losing mah glasses at his age.....
My next husband must never blame me for losing his things. That will be in the prenuptial agreement.
What if he loses his virginity?
I'm gunna do kitteh video. bbl
.
How did he manage to rationalize this as your fault?
I don't know. It was more like he was angry because he couldn't find them, so he just started cursing at me. I was in the way, more than anything.
Heh heh heh.
Atrios was so drunk last weekend, he doesn't remember that he auctioned it off!
it isn't age related. My son has curly hair and frequently loses his sunglasses in it.
If you worse suspenders, Atrios, you'd never have this problem!
I stole his belt and replaced it with Folger's crystals.
he'd get all pissed at me until he found them.
Dr Mrs Gromit says the only time I'm really obnoxious is when I can't find stuff I need to get out the door in the morning. I just don't have enough neurons firing to cope.
UCLA pulls to within 3 at the half.
At least Atrios has pants on.
One word: lederhosen.
I'm afraid I can top that. I was in a store discretely talking to my daughter on the cell phone as to whether she'd like this sweater I'd found. I had my keys and wallet in one hand and for some reason suddenly panicked that I'd set the phone down while checking out the sweater. I even said, "Oh my god, I've lost my phone" to her.
You all think less of me now, don't you...
t least Atrios has pants on.
Gomez wins!
In these parts, we call a "belt" a "snort."
I've cursed over not being able to find my cellphone, while I was talking on it.
I once got lost in the Borscht Belt. Does that count?
I do that all the time!
I was in a store discretely talking to my daughter on the cell phone
I usually think of families as a continuum.
Dr Mrs Gromit says the only time I'm really obnoxious is when I can't find stuff I need to get out the door in the morning. I just don't have enough neurons firing to cope.
My mother gets really frustrated and paranoid when she can't find something. She's not a particularly patient person, with a few notable and worthwhile exceptions, but she's something else when she thinks something is "lost."
UCLA pulls to within 3 at the half.
Elias: Un-American Idol.
but they're 4" shorter 'cause Memphis is running their legs off.
OK. I have a Q:
Has anybody ever checked the "Notify me of followup comments via email" box at the bottom of the page? What happens? Do you get an e-mail for every one of the 532 more comments on the thread?
Just wondering.
You all think less of me now, don't you...
noblejoanie
I've cursed over not being able to find my cellphone, while I was talking on it.
Jayzee
I worry.
I usually think of families as a continuum.
groan. by which I mean hahahahahaha! By which I mean I hate you.
Like the time we went over to shelbyville during the war, I wore an onion on my belt....which was the style at the time...you couldnt get those white ones, you could only get those big yellow ones...
You shouldn't even need a belt.
Give me five bees for a quarter!
Do you get an e-mail for every one of the 532 more comments on the thread?
You'd have to ask whoever answers bad@example.com, where all my web form email goes.
Plants for a Future is a great site, I would love to eat a salad made out of nothing but flowers!!!
THIS IS EXCELLENT NEWS!! FOR HILLARY!!!
!!!HILLMENTUM™!!!!
Happy families form a continuum, but each unhappy family is discrete in its own way...
I wear sansabelt slacks and I still can't find my belt.
but they're 4" shorter 'cause Memphis is running their legs off.
They definitely are running them up and down. Love is looking seriously tired.
I drove around for hours trying to find my car I was driving.
I would never be stupid enough to spend 10 minutes looking for the belt I was already wearing.
I would.
You and my daughter both, flory!
Yes I've accidently checked that box when the screen moves due to new comments. Then the comment doesn't post because of 'improper' email address.
All you party officials are suck my lunch bucket. I will vote McCain in you primary!!!
Happy families form a continuum, but each unhappy family is discrete in its own way...
That's an odd train of thought.
Gomez wins!
What, a new belt?
I only wear Toughskins.
I would love to eat a salad made out of nothing but flowers!!!
You can eat pansies and marigolds and hollyhocks. I've never had a salad of just flowers but in the summer I eat lots of salads with flowers in them. Not too much taste, but they do make it pretty!
But no eating the datura or foxgloves!
Plants for a Future is a great site, I would love to eat a salad made out of nothing but flowers!!!
annie |
04.05.08 - 7:18 pm | #
I can spend hours there. It is a wonderful resource.
Happy families form a continuum, but each unhappy family is discrete in its own way...
ProfWombat |
04.05.08 - 7:18 pm | #
The Russians are coming the Russians are coming!
So you aren't wearing your special blogger coveralls?
I have a habit of holding my keys in my mouth (one key between my front teeth, the rest dangling) as I leave my apartment and head for my car, etc.
One time, I was staying at a friend's apartment, and as I was heading for the door with my keys in my mouth, the phone rang. After taking care of the phone call, I put my keys back in my mouth and again headed for the door.
But because it was my habit to take my keys out of my pocket and put them into my mouth as I headed for the door, I was thrown to find my keys NOT in my pocket this time as I headed for the door.
Yes, I spent the next 10 minutes looking around my friend's apartment looking for my keys....WITH MY KEYS IN MY MOUTH!
God, I'm an idiot sometimes.
You shouldn't even need a belt.
wile
I could use a drink.
Had an awesome dandelion salad in Little Italy, Clev. Oh. Is a dandelion a flower?
But no eating the datura or foxgloves!
In the midst of a heart attack the foxglove might be a good choice. A better choice would be getting to a doctor.
The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Belt?
God, I'm an idiot sometimes.
robertearle
Come sit by me. Over here. On the couch.
So you aren't wearing your special blogger coveralls?
He puts on a lead apron everytime he posts something.
Don't think so deeply, fucking Jack Handey.
If you lived in a pineapple under the sea, you wouldn't need a belt.
My friend had a flower salad at her wedding feast--it was as tasty as it was pretty.
But no eating the datura or foxgloves
Isn't datura also known as Deadly Nightshade?
And foxglove is digitalis, iirc.
Atrios should wear kilts. In fact, all guys should wear kilts. You'd never need a belt!
Yes, I spent the next 10 minutes looking around my friend's apartment looking for my keys....WITH MY KEYS IN MY MOUTH!
Wow.
Don't trust a man who wears a belt and suspenders.
You can eat pansies and marigolds and hollyhocks. I've never had a salad of just flowers but in the summer I eat lots of salads with flowers in them. Not too much taste, but they do make it pretty!
The whole foods near me sells an ice cream sandwhich made of a honey lemon cookie with lavender ice cream.
GWPDA informs me I'm eating flowers.....
I hear squash blossoms are good to eat.
I love a well-hung man in a kilt.
Mmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmm.
In the Garden of Eden there were no belts or keys but we had serpents and apples.
Atrios should wear kilts. In fact, all guys should wear kilts. You'd never need a belt!
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
What do guys wear under kilts?
So you aren't wearing your special blogger coveralls?
Anyone with any fashion sense wears only the Executive Unitard. It's just the beltless thing to entice all the readers.
Wow.
DuaneV
"Wow", that he did it, or "wow", that he told the story on himself? (Just checking.)
But no eating the datura or foxgloves
Isn't datura also known as Deadly Nightshade?
And foxglove is digitalis, iirc.
Yes, both v. pretty but v. poison. You would not want to make a salad w/ them.
Smart guys go regimental under kilts.
Fred Mertz used to wear pants up to his moobs. I'm pretty sure I will never do that.
Is a dandelion a flower?
Elias: Un-American Idol.
Hells yeah.
Makes a fine wine too.....
No belt needed with my commenter unitard.
Anyone with any fashion sense wears only the Executive Unitard. It's just the beltless thing to entice all the readers.
Homosexual Activist
I hear that Media Matters issues special speedsuits to everyone who links to them.
I hear squash blossoms are good to eat.
They're often deep fried, so if you like batter....
If you lived in a pineapple under the sea, you wouldn't need a belt.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!!
Ahem
Kilt belts and buckles
http://www.mcallans.com/shop/pro...ucts.asp?
cat=17
I hear squash blossoms are good to eat.
In the summer i Ricci serves them fried. You can also stuff them and fry them.
The Mets need someone to hit a six-run home run to tie this thing up with one out in the ninth.
I hear squash blossoms are good to eat.
1Watt, Hermit
I have a recipe for a squash blossom soup that is too die for.
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British."
"Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French."
"No clothes, no shelter," the Russian points out, "they have only an apple to eat, and they're being told this is paradise. They are Russian."
It's the underwear we do without. We're Scots, not nudists.
In fact, all guys should wear kilts. You'd never need a belt!
Where's my sporran? Jeez, I just had it a minute ago.
The Mets need someone to hit a six-run home run to tie this thing up with one out in the ninth.
After watching Johan Santana for years, he could quite possibly do that. He's that good.
Wow.
DuaneV
"Wow", that he did it, or "wow", that he told the story on himself? (Just checking.)
noblejoanie
Just, wow.
Now the kilt was only for day-to-day wear. In battle, we donned a full-length ball gown covered in sequins. The idea was to blind your opponent with luxury.
I am making a vegetable lasagna for tomorrow, since my kid is pretty much a vegetarian now, and my friend, Jody, eats no meat at all.
could change Russian to Repug.
an ice cream sandwhich made of a honey lemon cookie with lavender ice cream.
Damn, that sounds amazing! Now, I'm hungry.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
I go regimental everywhere! Needs to BREATHE.
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British."
"Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French."
"No clothes, no shelter," the Russian points out, "they have only an apple to eat, and they're being told this is paradise. They are Russian."
They missed NTodd in the background waving a dildo.
The idea was to blind your opponent with luxury.
Scotchtoberfest!
True story: Jack LaLanne lives out here, we see him at a local restaurant sometimes. He drives a Vette, and he still wears those same damned jumpsuits.
I had no idea rose petals are edible. I don't think I'll be able to eat a salad without them during the season now.
Unless they taste really bad, but even if they do, I'll probably still use a few.
The Mets need someone to hit a six-run home run to tie this thing up with one out in the ninth
Must say that the Red Sox, Mets and Yankees ain't exactly burning up their leagues yet. Go Nats!
I don't trust a guy who doesn't wear underwear. Lots of guys don't know how to wipe all that well...I don't want peripheral stains on my furniture.
My utility belt comes with anti-troll pellets.
Ya used me, Skinner....ya ussssssssssed me!!!!
I read somewhere, maybe on this blog, that Braveheart was inaccurate, in that Scots didn't sport kilts until a coupla hundred years after the time of William Wallace. Is that true?
I hear that Media Matters issues special speedsuits to everyone who links to them.
Yeah, but they're more like space-age underoos, really.
McCain has misplaced a couple of wives, I hear.
Anyone who hasn't heard Bon Iver needs to...NOW!
He's quite good.
The Mets need someone to hit a six-run home run to tie this thing up with one out in the ninth.
Homosexual Activist
It's in the BAG!!
Once the Sensible Centrists take over, we can all wear dignified togas and whatnot.
annie,
You should talk to Xan next time she's here. She has a bunch of old recipes that use roses.
I am making a vegetable lasagna for tomorrow, since my kid is pretty much a vegetarian now, and my friend, Jody, eats no meat at all.
Vicki, Who ♥
I like that with spinach.
Damn, that sounds amazing! Now, I'm hungry.
Hecate, Runnymeade Conspirator
It is amazing.
Ruby Jewel Treats. Dunno if they're available on your coast, but they're fantastic.
Mebbe you could have a chat with your local whole foods....
i made tofu for dinner.
Go Nats!
Won't cheer for any team with a W on their caps.
The Red Sox will get better, just to get my hopes up. Then they'll return to form.
I read somewhere, maybe on this blog, that Braveheart was inaccurate, in that Scots didn't sport kilts until a coupla hundred years after the time of William Wallace. Is that true?
Yes. They warred naked. That's when the term "going commando" was first used.
I don't want peripheral stains on my furniture.
Well, if you insisted he keep his pants on in your house, that wouldn't be a problem. Just sayin'. 
Lots of guys don't know how to wipe all that well...I don't want peripheral stains on my furniture.
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
You can trust me. When I poo, I use soap and water...Cleanliness is next to godliness.
I need to cook something to eat for later but can't find the energy. Long day. I guess plantsman enjoyed his atichokes and lemon he was talking about this morning.
After watching Johan Santana for years, he could quite possibly do that. He's that good.
Shoulda made him pinch-hit in the seventh. Good thing the season is 162 games...
Yes. They warred naked.
Floppy assaults prevailed.
Okay, I'm going to go enjoy the rest of the evening outside until the sun goes down on me.
Okay, so long as I'm making myself look ridiculous, I confess to singing songs to my pets. The new one today is Seizure Boy, sung to the oldie Soldier Boy.
Trying to lighten up after the grand mal our poodle had yesterday.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L...h?
v=Lze3PAYx9xI
Floppy assaults prevailed.
MP
But they marched erect.
Must say that the Red Sox, Mets and Yankees ain't exactly burning up their leagues yet. Go Nats!
Gromit
Don't break a leg jumping off that bandwagon. It's early yet.
Okay, I'm going to go enjoy the rest of the evening outside until the sun goes down on me.
Even the sun has you on its lips!
i made tofu for dinner.
dirk gently,sociopathetic
squeezed the nuts yourself?
They warred naked
Rough trade.
Okay, so long as I'm making myself look ridiculous, I confess to singing songs to my pets.
I do that, too. I have one for Puck that I sing all the time, "Puckaroo, Puckaroo, Puckaroo.......Puckaroo, Puckaroo..."
(I'm weird, I totally admit that.)
I read somewhere, maybe on this blog, that Braveheart was inaccurate, in that Scots didn't sport kilts until a coupla hundred years after the time of William Wallace. Is that true?
Correct. But people expect kilts when Scotland is the subject, so Mel had to cheat.
Men should wear knickers, much more practical and comfortable than slacks.
But they marched erect.
flory |
Soldier boy, oh my little soldier boyyyyyy....
Don't break a leg jumping off that bandwagon. It's early yet.
Hey, no worries. I've been a Sox fan since, um, 1958.
Hectate, I found this on Ebay
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/
eBayISAPI...em=220220439092
The Art of Cooking with Roses.
But they marched erect.
flory |
Soldier boy, oh my little soldier boyyyyyy....
DuaneV
Why I love this place so..
Even the sun has you on its lips!
Ooops! That came out wrong! I'm just one great big ball of double-entendre!
can't stay and chat long - tonight is the night
loaded guns: the movie
in shocking 2D
Up yer kilt, Todd!
who knows where the cedars came from.
annie
When Mommy cedar and Daddy cedar love each other very much....
Okay, so long as I'm making myself look ridiculous, I confess to singing songs to my pets.
I do, too. I make up lyrics to popular songs with their names in them, etc.
Men should wear knickers, much more practical and comfortable than slacks.
I bought a pair of wool ones at Ragstock some years back. Never got around to actually wearing them, though.
Correct. But people expect kilts when Scotland is the subject, so Mel had to cheat.
I thought it odd he had that Mayan driving a Chevy Impala.
Go Nats!
Gromit
Five of their first six games were decided by one run.
Now... where are my freebie tickets? I've waited patiently for nearly a week (and they've only played one home game).
Okay, really going outside.
I ♥ you (you know who you are).
I like to cook but it gets tiresome when it's just you cooking. My partner can't cook worth a shit because he doesn't see any value in it but he's perfectly content with me cooking. He sees value in that. We like the same things because we share that similar background. He says I cook like his aunt.
I read somewhere, maybe on this blog, that Braveheart was inaccurate
Many are the innaccuracies.
The Battle of Stirling Bridge was filmed sans bridge.
Men should wear knickers, much more practical and comfortable than slacks.
puppethead
My pop wore them in grade school. Born in 1916.
They warred naked
Rough trade.
Only cuz they were too cheap to buy armour.
squeezed the nuts yourself?
1Watt, Hermit
not this time. but i have.
I do, too. I make up lyrics to popular songs with their names in them, etc.
NTodd
I have something in common with NTodd? This is almost as scary as thinking I'd lost the cellphone while I was talking on it.
/I tease, I tease
Men should wear knickers
Why not? Basketball players wear culottes.
My partner can't cook worth a shit because he doesn't see any value in it but he's perfectly content with me cooking. He sees value in that.
then he should clean up after. it's only fair.
I thought it odd he had that Mayan driving a Chevy Impala.
That was just product placement.
Puppy dog, puppy dog,
you're delicious,
and nutritious
In a stew,
I love you.
Ooops! That came out wrong! I'm just one great big ball of double-entendre!
Vicki, Who ♥ Al Gore
And we love you for it..
Only cuz they were too cheap to buy armour.
Mah pipple.
I bought a pair of wool ones at Ragstock some years back. Never got around to actually wearing them, though.
Zap Rowsdower, aka Habeas
First baseball, then fencing. My sports career has been based around wearing knickers. Heh.