I'MMA LET YOU FINISH
Dear Muslim Socialist Answer Person,
When Barack Obama turns the United States into a Muslim Socialist Monarchy like Sweden, to what government agency will I need to report to pick up my free Ikea prayer rug?
Frist o roni
A Democrat landside would be absolute proof that this is a center-right nation.
my gawd! no!!!!!!
"Saturday, October 25, 2008
Say Buh-Bye to Idiotic Republican Obama Birth Certificate Lawsuit
Via Oliver Willis. From the Dep't. of Neener Nanner:
A federal judge in Philadelphia last night threw out a complaint by a Montgomery County lawyer who claimed that Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama was not qualified to be president and that his name should be removed from the Nov. 4 ballot.
Philip J. Berg alleged in a complaint filed in federal district court on Aug. 21 against Obama, the Democratic National Committee and the Federal Election Commission, that Obama was born in Mombasa, Kenya.
Berg claimed that the Democratic presidential standardbearer is not even an American citizen but a citizen of Indonesia and therefore ineligible to be president.
He alleged that if Obama was permitted to run for president and subsequently found to be ineligible, he and other voters would be disenfranchised.
U.S. District Judge R. Barclay Surrick had denied Berg’s request for a temporary restraining order on Aug. 22 but had not ruled on the merits of the suit until yesterday. [...]
In a 34-page memorandum and opinion, the judge said Berg’s allegations of harm were “too vague and too attenuated” to confer standing on him or any other voters.
Surrick ruled that Berg’s attempts to use certain laws to gain standing to pursue his claim that Obama was not a natural-born citizen were “frivolous and not worthy of discussion.”
The judge also said the harm Berg alleged did “not constitute an injury in fact” and Berg’s arguments to the contrary “ventured into the unreasonable.”" http://thepoliticalcarnival.blog...ican-
obama.html
Pugs get ugly when they see their crooked little hands being pried from the till
Yeah LBJ really overreached with the Voting Rights Act and Medicare. And remember FDR and Social Security? Destroyed the party it did.
Democrats winning is bad news for me.
Hey
more terrible news please
It's all over...I didn't even get a chance to celebrate 
i can live with bad news like that. That's like getting trapped in a hot tub with Salma Hayek and Audrey Tautou. Oh darn!
I'm going to peel some more apples, and watch The Andersonville Trial.
I am concerned.
The real risk is the risk of not seizing the opportunity to accomplish useful things.
Hell-o! The last eight years.
John McCain defacing the American flag. Check it out.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/
2...irkpatrick.html
Clearly the smartest thing for the Democrats to do is to cower and fear any power placed in their hands, since somebody is going to be displeased with the way they wield it.
Wait, isn't that what they've been doing?
Oh, well...carry on, then!
A Democratic landslide would only mean the Democrats must be extra careful not to offend Joe the Plumber and Hockey Moms from the Heartland of America (and David Brook's hotel maid, Tom Friedman's taxi cab driver, that asshole at Newsweek's gardener, and the Salt of David Broder's earth.)
Isn't there an inherent argument here that liberals getting their way would be a bad thing?
Of course, we all secretly know in our hearts that an overwhelming Democratic victory on November 4th can only be good news for Millard Fillmore.
Where is Gromit? I finally told him about dirty martinis and back rubs and he ran away.
I'm off to audition for geeks who drink...
gnight all!
i can live with bad news like that. That's like getting trapped in a hot tub with Salma Hayek and Audrey Tautou. Oh darn!
Anon, planted signs
The Congressional Democrats, in that scenario, would, in the words of the schoolyard taunt, not know what to do with it.
Where is Gromit? I finally told him about dirty martinis and back rubs and he ran away.
He ran out to buy gin and olive oil.
Good night Vestal!
Isn't there an inherent argument here that liberals getting their way would be a bad thing?
After all, we are an "instinctively conservative nation..."
"Muslim Socialist Monarchy like Sweden,"
I forgot that "Lutheran" was a code word for Muslim. Thanks for reminding me.
Here's some non-biased reporting:
"Saturday, October 25, 2008
VIDEO: Joe Biden v. wingnut anchorwoman. Guess who wins...
The woman is Orlando WFT tv anchorwoman Barbara West. It is from October 23, 2008.
She asks Biden if Obama is a Marxist. She asks him if the plan is to turn the United States into Sweden.
Biden so disliked West's line of questioning that the Obama campaign canceled a WFTV interview with Jill Biden, the candidate's wife.
"This cancellation is non-negotiable, and further opportunities for your station to interview with this campaign are unlikely, at best for the duration of the remaining days until the election," wrote Laura K. McGinnis, Central Florida communications director for the Obama campaign."
http://
thepoliticalcarnival.blog...nchorwoman.html
Sarah Palin was in Iowa today pimping ethanol.
The only problem of course is that McCain is opposed to it. She really is off the reservation.
RCP Average Obama +8.0
i can live with bad news like that. That's like getting trapped in a hot tub with Salma Hayek and Audrey Tautou. Oh darn!
Anon, planted signs
Salma in the hot tub!
He ran out to buy gin and olive oil.
Nah, he's happily married. Thats why I hope he knew I was joking. Besides, it's vodka.
Sarah Palin was in Iowa today pimping ethanol.
That's not one of her daughters, right?
"Saturday, October 25, 2008
VIDEO: Joe Biden v. wingnut anchorwoman. Guess who wins...
Joe didn't spend 10 minutes complimenting Marx I hope.
If Mitch McConnell loses I will even click on NTodd's blog.
If Mitch McConnell loses I will even click on NTodd's blog.
he has a blog?
"Sarah Palin was in Iowa today pimping ethanol."
I was led to believe that in the more remote villages in Alaska ethanol is a favored late night beverage.
If Mitch McConnell loses I will even click on NTodd's blog.
leibniz leibkins ♘☮
You're a better man than I am, Gungha Din.
Joe didn't spend 10 minutes complimenting Marx I hope.
A. Morphous | 10.25.08 - 6:54 pm | #
the womans a winger nutcase... she did a bill ohreally on him. Here's the video http://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=j...nchorwoman.html
Puke 50.1% = Mandate!! It's our due!
Dem 56% = Be nice! Compromise!
David Frum in the WaPo
"There are many ways to lose a presidential election. John McCain is losing in a way that threatens to take the entire Republican Party down with him."
http://www.washingtonpost.com/
wp...id=opinionsbox1
If you click on NTodd's blog, an angel gets his wings.
One of the reasons McCain is losing Iowa is one of the few principled stands he has taken and hasn't flipped on. He is opposed to corn based ethanol subsidies.
So Palin, says doggone it, I like me that stuff. She really is throwing him under the bus.
If you click on NTodd's blog, an angel gets his wings.
Angel: "WTF, KFC buffalo wings!"
"There are many ways to lose a presidential election. John McCain is losing in a way that threatens to take the entire Republican Party down with him."
The Republican party is doing pretty well doing that all by themselves.
Well, I'll tell you what.
If we get the overwhelming Dem majority I am going to find the cash to buy my own heavy duty fax machine and I intend to give it a workout.
No more Ms. Nice Little Old Lady.
A Landslide Victory Would Be Terrible News For Democrats
Bullshit.
One of the reasons McCain is losing Iowa is one of the few principled stands he has taken and hasn't flipped on. He is opposed to corn based ethanol subsidies.
And oddly enough, he is right. Odd though to sell your soul for the presidency but draw the line at korn likker.
I still want to know what Cheney has been building beneath the VP residence.
... but not as bad as the complete collapse of the Republican party would be.
A Landslide Victory Would Be Terrible News For America
Fixed your typo liberal, go on back to panty-wasting.
The Republican party is doing pretty well doing that all by themselves.
Frum is a long-time loyal Bushie.
NBC news just called Coleman a moderate and Franken a comedian.
They then announced 2+2=5
And if that doesn't work, I intend to hitch hike to DC and personally urinate on every bit of dry powder I can find.
"So Palin, says doggone it, I like me that stuff. She really is throwing him under the bus."
She's counting on his imminent demise... so, constitutionally, what happens if - on the odd chance - McCain is elected, dies before he is inaugurated, then who is the prez' or would it be thrown to Congress to decide ...? Got to find my copy of the Constitution. The answer has to be in one of the articles.
well, i certainly hope everyone realizes that the democrats will be blamed for bush's numerous colossal failures.
what ever happened to that guy anyway? don't hear much about him these days.
I still want to know what Cheney has been building beneath the VP residence.
leibniz leibkins ♘☮
and what are they doing with the shipments of soil from transylvania that have been arriving there?
.
One daughter went to a dance, and the other went out to eat. I'm here alone and hungry, dammit.
One daughter went to a dance, and the other went out to eat. I'm here alone and hungry, dammit.
sounds like an ideal excuse for delivery chinese.
I've told the gang this before, but I had a drink with the mother of a student I was helpful to, after she had graduated.
The mother, unbeknownst to me, was rabidly anti-Obama and rabidly pro-Palin and McCain.
After listening very politely to her invective, I asked her as we were about to go our separate ways, "If, four years from now, the economy is stronger, we're at peace, unemployment is down, the country is more secure, and in all measurable ways things are better, will you admit that perhaps Obama wasn't so bad a choice?"
"No," was all she said.
You cannot reason with these people. Don't even try.
Dear Muslim Socialist Answer Person,
When Barack Obama turns the United States into a Muslim Socialist Monarchy like Sweden, to what government agency will I need to report to pick up my free Ikea prayer rug?
Telegram Sam | 10.25.08 - 6:45 pm | #
Dummy, you must report to the Commissar of Gay Marriage first.
Everybody knows that.
Diane C
You are cracking me up.
count on it, six months into an all-democratic government, a president obama will be blamed for the existance of poverty, bedbugs, and yanni
.
"six months into an all-democratic government, a president obama will be blamed for the existance of poverty, bedbugs, and yanni"
Six months? That might have happened in 1842 ... try six days before the news cycle starts up on the "failed Obama presidency."
the womans a winger nutcase... she did a bill ohreally on him.
This is my favorite bit:
W: You may recognize this famous quote: "From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs". Tha's from Karl Marx. How is Senator Obama not being a Marxist if he intends to spread the wealth around?
JB: Are you joking? Is this a joke?
W: No!
JB: Or is that a real question?
W: That's a real question.
JB: (laughs)
Derbes-
She's a hedgehog.
count on it, six months into an all-democratic government, a president obama will be blamed for the existance of poverty, bedbugs, and yanni
Don't forget lice.
clueless anchorperson talking about "the threat of voting regularities..."
.
dear demonocrats,'
60-vote majority would be bad for you. your president would not know what to do with that sort of majority and it will show his weakness and inexperience.
do not seek
Derbes-
She's a hedgehog.
leibniz leibkins
She sure as hell wasn't a fox.
(/ht Archilochus)
Sarah Palin was in Iowa today pimping ethanol.
That's not one of her daughters, right?
Anon, planted signs |
Sounds like a who pumped ethyl joke?
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owls!!!!!!!!!
sheetses,
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do not seek
peterboy |
How is it going?
Shorter We can't afford more Dems:
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Um, Weeee??!! From CR:
The depth of the recession was revealed today as truckmaker Volvo admitted demand across the Continent has crashed by 99.7% as it took orders for just 115 new lorries in the last three months.
That compares to orders totalling 41,970 in the third quarter of 2007.
http:// thepoliticalcarnival.blog...nchorwoman.html
pigboy
Ouch. I think the anchorette on that station just got a B carved in her ass.
Actually I don't think the media will give Obama six days, much less six months.
In some parts, as I recount above, the Obama presidency has already failed.
60-vote majority would be bad for you. your president would not know what to do with that sort of majority
Wanna bet?
I still want to know what Cheney has been building beneath the VP residence.
I'm betting it is a state-of-the-art bomb shelter/shadow government operations control/torture chamber/wet bar/entertainment center.
You cannot reason with these people. Don't even try.
David Derbes, ochen' pissed
Would smacking them upside their heads help, I wonder?
Frum is a long-time loyal Bushie.
He sure is:
The very same campaign strategy that has belatedly mobilized the Republican core has alienated and offended the great national middle, which was the only place where the 2008 election could have been won.
Dave, your guy W has been playing to the base and telling the rest of the country to screw for 8 years. That's called making your party smaller. It's Rove and it's W. Mav's run a terrible campaign but W killed your party. And I'm so so sad.
The depth of the recession was revealed today as truckmaker Volvo admitted demand across the Continent has crashed by 99.7% as it took orders for just 115 new lorries in the last three months.
That compares to orders totalling 41,970 in the third quarter of 2007.
A. Morphous
Ho-lee crap. When is a recession more than a recession?
Bidding process for Palin's pipeline was flawed
AP investigation shows terms benefited the winner: TransCanada Corp.
ANCHORAGE, Alaska - Gov. Sarah Palin's signature accomplishment — a contract to build a 1,715-mile pipeline to bring natural gas from Alaska to the Lower 48 — emerged from a flawed bidding process that narrowed the field to a company with ties to her administration, an Associated Press investigation shows.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27374946/
Awkward timing.
There are reports the McCain campaign is in the midst of internecine war. Maybe AP is too
God forbid that Americans should give complete control of the govmint to Democrats after experiencing the living hell and mass destruction of complete rethuglican control of the govmint...
How shocking that people would have this reaction.....
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