I'MMA LET YOU FINISH

Gravatarwell


Gravatarheh heh

frist above!


Gravatarnone are quite as bad as Castro's, though.


GravatarIt's getting near time for Chimpy to have to interrupt his vacation for a statement of condolence to Greece.


GravatarFrom below:

Why in hell did we outsource the last squeeze of the vise in Tora Bora to Musharraf?
__

His country?
el


Nope. Tora Bora is Afghanistan, Musharraf is the prez of Pakistan.
No more his country than ours.


GravatarFrom below Similar bands of Sunni “guardians,” as the American military often calls them,

"Guardians" is what the secret police are called in Evgenii Zamyatin's classic anti-utopian novel We.


GravatarNope. Tora Bora is Afghanistan, Musharraf is the prez of Pakistan.
No more his country than ours.


Musharraf was supposed to cut off the back door to Tora Bora?


GravatarThose Mormon fellows are working the street again. I need to ask them why they're not in Iraq.


GravatarThose Mormon fellows are working the street again. I need to ask them why they're not in Iraq.
Moe Szyslak


I just want to know what they're carrying in those black backpacks.


GravatarThere are too many Bob Bennetts in the world.

Just sayin'...


GravatarMorning, all.

Once again, I'm not first but I am early, so the hell with you.


GravatarI thought Tora Bora was outsourced to the Northern Alliance guys, who got bought off by Osama. But Mooshy was supposed to have the border sealed.


GravatarMorning, all.

Oh, and steve, after reading your Lisztomania entry for this week, I hate you.

Nothing personal.

Brooklyn Girl, too.


GravatarNobody could have foreseen that Chimpy's Middle East summit would fall at the 1st hurdle

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/ 20070...conference_dc_1


GravatarSpeaking of Mooshy, he has a new toy

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world...sia/ 6963768.stm


GravatarWow. There's some really disturbing shit in there.

But, hey -- Abu G is finally number one in something! So he's got that going for him.


GravatarBush won't release which roads he is closing Monday when he comes to kiss Reichart. Thanks a lot for the chance to plan ahead. Last time chimpy was here he shut down an entire major interstate in both directions. The peasants were unexpectedly delayed for more than an hour with the obvious significant negative consequences.


GravatarBush won't release which roads he is closing Monday when he comes to kiss Reichart. Thanks a lot for the chance to plan ahead. Last time chimpy was here he shut down an entire major interstate in both directions. The peasants were unexpectedly delayed for more than an hour with the obvious significant negative consequences.
Troutski


He gets off on screwing people around.

It's that fratboy mentality which is the cornerstone of his personality.


GravatarBush won't release which roads he is closing Monday when he comes to kiss Reichart. Thanks a lot for the chance to plan ahead. Last time chimpy was here he shut down an entire major interstate in both directions. The peasants were unexpectedly delayed for more than an hour with the obvious significant negative consequences.
Troutski


I think it's time for cities to start putting up roadblocks to keep Chimpy and his motorcade out of town. Minneapolis should have done so for his post-bridge collapse photo-op.


Gravatar
Brooklyn Girl, too.
Gummo | Homepage | 08.25.07 - 10:14 am | #


I hate her too.


Did I tell you we both saw the Yardbirds at the Anderson Theater in 68?

I may have to marry her....


GravatarMorning, all


GravatarI may have to marry her....
steve simels


Ah well, when you're over a hundred, you have to grab the gusto with both hands!


GravatarOh, and steve, after reading your Lisztomania entry for this week, I hate you.

Nothing personal.


Hell, he was already on my jealousy shitlist for that Prof. Irwin Corey/Rolling Stones story. And now this?


GravatarThis story, now up at MSNBC, is horrible!

One after another, the men and women who have stepped forward to report corruption in the massive effort to rebuild Iraq have been vilified, fired and demoted.
...
No noble outcomes

Corruption has long plagued Iraq reconstruction. Hundreds of projects may never be finished, including repairs to the country’s oil pipelines and electricity system. Congress gave more than $30 billion to rebuild Iraq, and at least $8.8 billion of it has disappeared, according to a government reconstruction audit.

Despite this staggering mess, there are no noble outcomes for those who have blown the whistle, according to a review of such cases by The Associated Press.

“If you do it, you will be destroyed,” said William Weaver, professor of political science at the University of Texas-El Paso and senior advisor to the National Security Whistleblowers Coalition.


I would think this would be huge, and guilty heads would roll.

But not in this administration.


Gravatarsteve, have you ever done a "your first concert" weekend list thingy?

That might be fun.


GravatarI would think this would be huge, and guilty heads would roll.

But not in this administration.
pie


This administration, and its friends, are the ones stealing all the money.

Of course they're going to punish whistleblowers.


GravatarOh, and I see what you mean about this one, too:

rooklyn Girl said...

A no-brainer: The Beatles at Shea Stadium in 1965 and 1966.


Grrrrrrrr. (Of course I was somewhat busy being 11 in southern Indiana at the time. But still.)


GravatarLast time chimpy was here he shut down an entire major interstate in both directions. The peasants were unexpectedly delayed for more than an hour with the obvious significant negative consequences.
Troutski |


What the hell do yu want, buddy? Do you know that to even gaze uppon his radiant visage can blind or even kill the ordinary scum citizen? You have to pay a $1000 per plate fee to receive the innoculation that lets you see his royal dietyness. He was doing the rabble a favor by closing those highways. THINK OF THE CHILDREN.


GravatarG'morning, everybody.

I would think this would be huge, and guilty heads would roll.

Only if they can find a Democrat who was involved.

Otherwise, it's business as usual in W land.


GravatarOf course they're going to punish whistleblowers.

Of course, but why aren't they being punished?

Do they get to make the rules? Since when?


GravatarDo they get to make the rules? Since when?
pie


Ask Sandra Day O'Connor.

Since it was her vote that set the whole thing in motion....


Gravatar4 outa 10 from Texas. Bush lives there too. Hmmm. Maybe we could make a deal with Mexico. You get Texas, we get, say, Cozumel and The Baja?


GravatarThis sounds like hell...

11 hurt as people jump from burning hot air balloon in B.C.

Emergency crews were trying to find two people who remained unaccounted for Saturday, a day after a hot air balloon crashed in a mobile home park in Surrey, B.C., injuring 11 people.

After the injured were taken to Vancouver-area hospitals, officials said they were still looking for two passengers who had been on the balloon, a woman and her adult daughter.

The cause of Friday evening's accident is not yet known, police said. The balloon departed from a grassy field with 12 passengers and the pilot in clear weather.

The balloon's basket burst into flames shortly after it left the ground at dusk, officials said. Witnesses said it looked like a giant fireball as it later plunged into the Hazelmere RV Park near the U.S. border, destroying three mobile homes and two cars.

People could be seen jumping from the burning basket. Witnesses said the panic started when the balloon was about six metres off the ground.

The injuries have been described as serious and include broken bones and second-degree burns.


They're looking for bodies in the trailer park.


GravatarDaniel Schorr made a very good observation this morning on NPR--that Warner's call for bringing home 5000 US troops by Christmas (which many have noted has to happen anyway, given the length many have already been there) is simply a manuever to save the Republican Party.

Not to necessarily save the lives of our troops, but to slightly fray the ties that bind Repub Congress Critters to Dear Leader [my words, not Schorr's].

And that's all it is, a bit of cosmetic "fraying,"

But look at the MCM* reaction! Amazing. Basically no anaysis of what's really going on, just aghast that this era's Mr. Republican will say anything against Little Boot's war.

Is this enough to fool the public, a call to bring hom 5000 troops?

*MCM--Mainstream Corporate Media


GravatarSince it was her vote that set the whole thing in motion....

Lawless.

This administration is lawless.


GravatarDo they get to make the rules? Since when?
pie


11 September 2001 at 12 pm EST.


GravatarMaybe we could make a deal with Mexico. You get Texas, we get, say, Cozumel and The Baja?

If only Santa Anna had been a better general(sigh).


GravatarMaybe we could make a deal with Mexico. You get Texas, we get, say, Cozumel and The Baja?
Nick Danger


How about we just make this deal with Mexico:

You get Texas.


GravatarWitnesses said it looked like a giant fireball as it later plunged into the Hazelmere RV Park near the U.S. border, destroying three mobile homes and two cars.

I saw the video on MSNBC this morning. Looked like a sooty meteor in slow motion.


Gravatarsteve, have you ever done a "your first concert" weekend list thingy?

That might be fun.
Gummo | Homepage | 08.25.07 - 10:23 am | #


Wow, that's a great idea. Next week for sure. Thanks!


Gravatar11 September 2001 at 12 pm EST.

No.


GravatarWow, that's a great idea. Next week for sure. Thanks!
steve simels


Hm, sarcasm?


GravatarRe ballon fire. If you weren't one of the first to jump you were screwed by those who did jump cause the ballon would accelerate its accent.


GravatarAsk Sandra Day O'Connor.
Since it was her vote that set the whole thing in motion....


Safe harbor! Safe harbor!

Some fucking harbor.


GravatarRe ballon fire. If you weren't one of the first to jump you were screwed by those who did jump cause the ballon would accelerate its accent.
Bad Art


Sorta like the housing market.


Gravatarsteve, have you ever done a "your first concert" weekend list thingy?

That would be fun, although we've sort of done it on in one of the many OT discussions here.


GravatarThat would be fun, although we've sort of done it on in one of the many OT discussions here.
pie


What HAVEN'T we discussed in one of the many OT discussions here?


GravatarWhat HAVEN'T we discussed in one of the many OT discussions here?

That would be an interesting discussion!!



GravatarI went to those Beatles concerts at Shea too.

With my dad.

You really couldn't hear anything so I have no idea if they were great.


GravatarWhy would anyone scream at a concert? I mean, when there's music? Defeats the purpose, doesn't it?


Gravatarpie -- did you escape the winds of fury yesterday? We've been hearing pretty dreadful reports from up that way this morning.


GravatarWhy would anyone scream at a concert? I mean, when there's music? Defeats the purpose, doesn't it?

For those Beatles concerts, the screaming was the purpose -- the music was secondary.


GravatarWhy would anyone scream at a concert? I mean, when there's music? Defeats the purpose, doesn't it?
Moe Szyslak


You were obviously never a 10-year-old girl in 1965.


GravatarHearing those Shea Stadium concerts on tape made me realize I really didn't want to be a Beatle type idol. I got no kick from that noise at all. Alas, I chose to be a lesser god. You should hear the fabulous sound quality when i sing in the shower.


GravatarYou were obviously never a 10-year-old girl in 1965.
Gummo


I screamed in the movie. It was some kind of proto-sexual frenzy, as best I can recall.


Gravatar We've been hearing pretty dreadful reports from up that way this morning.

Yes, we did, but the tornado siren went off, and two customers and I went to the basement. There's a nice restaurant next door, and no one there knew what was happening, although the manager was monitoring it. They all kept happily eating and drinking.


GravatarI screamed in the movie. It was some kind of proto-sexual frenzy, as best I can recall.
V for Virginia


When I went to see Help! at the movies I had to stay for a second show 'cause the girls were screaming so loud at the first one.

Got in big trouble 'cause I didn't call home to tell my mom I was staying!


GravatarSo, ten-old-girls are dumb asses, huh? I thought so.

That Beatles thing was all a marketing scheme?


GravatarThat Beatles thing was all a marketing scheme?
Moe Szyslak


Hardly.

You can't "plan" worldwide frenzy.


GravatarSo, ten-old-girls are dumb asses, huh? I thought so.

Not nearly as dumb as ten-year-old boys.

(You must have known that was coming.)


GravatarI must confess I had no idea about the massive evil in this country until recent years. Now it seems like an infectious marauding disease that has spread and that is eating us alive.


GravatarRe ballon fire. If you weren't one of the first to jump you were screwed by those who did jump cause the ballon would accelerate its accent.
Bad Art | 08.25.07 - 10:30 am


Which is apparently what happened, the balloon kept going up, though the actual balloon was on fire.

Looked horrible.


GravatarOne after another, the men and women who have stepped forward to report corruption in the massive effort to rebuild Iraq have been vilified, fired and demoted. MSNBC story linked.

Oh, dear me--I've forgotten where I saw this: Historian who Bush misunderstood about Vietnam and thus misquoted--or historian of WWII--(cripes)--said that one of the major differences between how Roosevelt, then Truman, handled the defeat of Japan was 1) plans for the occupation began in 1942, 2) every single government entity remained intact in Japan, down to the lowest municipality level (except for a few individuals), and 3) not a single rebuilding contract was done by any company outside Japan. The entire post-war rebuilding was done by the Japanese, with Japanese workers getting pay which they could spend to help rebuild the Japanese economny. The leader of the the US effort, Gen. MacArthur, understood all these priniciples underlying the rebuiliding. Plus, of course, the nation did not have inherent fault lines which might lead to civil war.

Dear Leader does not see any differences??? Dumbass.

Moyers' Journal? Yeah, now I think it is--check for repeats or view on web.


GravatarDear Leader does not see any differences??? Dumbass.

Did you think he wrote the papers for his undergrad degree? For heaven's sake, that's why we have work-study geeks!


Gravatar1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.
2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.
3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country and who are very good at crossword puzzles.
4. USA Today is read by people who think they maybe ought to run the country but don't really understand The New York Times. They do, however, like their statistics shown in pie charts.
5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the country--if they could find the time--and if they didn't have t o leave Southern California to do it.
6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose ancestors used to run the country and did a far superior job of it, thank you very much.
7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's running the country and don't really care as long as they can get a seat on the train.
8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running the country as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.
9. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country but need the baseball scores.
10. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure anyone runs the country, but if they find out who does, they oppose all them. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are handicapped, minority, feminist, atheist, and also happen to be illegal aliens from any other country or galaxy provided, of course, that they are not Republicans.
11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the grocery store.

12. Nothing is read by the guy who is running this country into the ground


Gravatar7 killed, dozens hurt in Baghdad blast

BAGHDAD - A car bomb exploded in northern Baghdad on Saturday, killing seven passers-by and wounding dozens of others in an apparent sectarian attack near the capital's most important Shiite shrine.

The attack in Kazimiyah came even as parts of Baghdad were shut down to vehicular traffic in an effort to protect Shiite pilgrims leaving for an annual religious commemoration in the southern city of Karbala next week.

The curbs on traffic were imposed late Friday and were expected to continue through the weekend to allow the pilgrims safe passage on their trek to celebrate the birthday of the "Hidden Imam," a 9th century religious figure who devout Shiites believe will return to Earth to usher in the rule of peace.


Gravatarpigboy | 08.25.07 - 10:44 am | #

Nice.


GravatarI'm going to watch my NetFlix.

This week 1900.


GravatarThat Imam should come out of hiding.


Gravatar10. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure anyone runs the country, but if they find out who does, they oppose all them. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are handicapped, minority, feminist, atheist, and also happen to be illegal aliens from any other country or galaxy provided, of course, that they are not Republicans.
11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the grocery store.

12. Nothing is read by the guy who is running this country into the ground
pigboy | 08.25.07 - 10:44 am |




Though you forget the Chicago papers.


GravatarThis week 1900.

Two words: "Verdi's dead!"


Gravatar12. Nothing is read by the guy who is running this country into the ground
pigboy


Very impressive! Bravo!


Gravatarpigboy, your analysis of newspapers and their readers struck my funny bone--and it hurt, 'coz this is damn serious stuff.

How do you describe blog readers?


Gravatarpigboy | 08.25.07 - 10:44 am | #

Nice.
pie | 08.25.07 - 10:46 am | #

Thanks. But I can't take credit it for it. It was emailed to me today by a friend.


GravatarDaniel Schorr made a very good observation this morning on NPR--that Warner's call for bringing home 5000 US troops by Christmas (which many have noted has to happen anyway, given the length many have already been there) is simply a manuever to save the Republican Party.
jawbone


Too little, too late. When all the dust settles from the September Iraq Debates, and we are, courtesy the GOP, recommitted to at least three more FU's, it will be the beginning of two decades or more of desert wanderings for the elephants...


GravatarThere's a cricket in the house--talk about a Johnny-one-note.

Very annoying.


GravatarI have pancakes with peach jam. Anybody?


GravatarIsn't making threats to public officials in time of war treason?
http://rawstory.com/news/2007/ In...jokes_0824.html


GravatarI know everyone will be shocked to read this:

CRAWFORD, Tex. - Despite political pressure for a change of course in Iraq, the White House hopes to keep in place its existing military strategy and troop levels there after the mid-September report from Army Gen. David H. Petraeus and Ambassador Ryan C. Crocker, administration officials said.


I wish I'd wake up from this nightmare.


GravatarWhat kind of pancakes?


GravatarHome made pancakes of course.


GravatarHow do you describe blog readers?
jawbone | 08.25.07 - 10:51 am | #


Intelligent, articulate, courteous, informed and not easily fooled....

Sadly the author of the piece was not me.


GravatarIntelligent, articulate, courteous, informed and not easily fooled...



GravatarJust remember not ALL Texans are assholes. There are a lot of us here who are regular commenters.  Its a big state and I can tell you that there is a lot of disgust at the Chimperor and his cronies here even among young urban republicans.


GravatarComing later on BookTV/cspan2 - Sammy's House

Author: Kristin Gore
Saturday, August 25, at 1:45 PM

About the Program

In this event from the Commonwealth Club, Kristin Gore, daughter of Al and Tipper Gore, discusses her upbringing as the daughter of a Vice President, including how she coped with secret service protection and her father's unsuccessful 2000 campaign for president. Kristin Gore drew on her experiences in Washington in writing her new novel, "Sammy's House," about a White House health care adviser.

About the Author

Kristin Gore is the daughter of Al and Tipper Gore. She wrote for the Harvard Lampoon while a student at Harvard. She went on to write for several television shows, including Saturday Night Live and Futurama. Her first novel, "Sammy's Hill," is being developed as a motion picture by Columbia Pictures.

http://www.booktv.org/schedule.aspx
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GravatarHome made pancakes of course.

With Log Cabin syrup?

Scrumptious!


GravatarWeather update from the south side of Chicago:

Last night it merely rained. First night in five we had no middle of the night, wake you up, scare hell out of the cats lightning thunderstorms.

It is clearing up, finally. There are pix on the front page of the Tribune showing the effects of the Thursday night storms up in Winnetka and Willmette, splitting large trees in half lengthwise. Seventy+ mph winds in the streets of Chicago during the late afternoon.

Windy City, indeed.


GravatarUh, the MCM* itself reported that BushBoy's WH is actually writing the Petraeus report--how does Dear Leader get away with saying he can't say anything until after he hears the report? I mean, why doesn't some MCMer ask the DearLeaderLitteFucker why he isn't made aware of what his own fricken' staff is writing????

*MCM--Mainstream Corporate Media, MCMers--members of same.

Ah! Was it reported by some of those tolerated MCMers who aren't proper insiders??


GravatarSo is the war over?




Shit. I thought it was 2010.

Sorry.
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GravatarAfter last night's long thread I had a very nice dream about Chicago Dyke confronting little Billy Kristol and fixing his little royal red wagon! If you see her later on, tell her she very satisfyingly kicked some ass, metaphoricallly speaking.


GravatarJust remember not ALL Texans are assholes.

C'est vrai. Most of my relatives are native-born Texans and only a few of them are assholes. Not really out of line with the national average...


GravatarIsn't making threats to public officials in time of war treason?

Not if they're Democrats. Hell, people mail them anthrax. It's fine.


GravatarIntelligent, articulate, courteous, informed and not easily fooled...


Echidne | Homepage | 08.25.07 - 10:55 am | #


Take, for example, NTodd......


GravatarAnd isn' t it just lovely that the "Petraeus report" is to be launched on Sept 11?


GravatarJust remember not ALL Texans are assholes.
therealhellkitth


I try to let the Florida remarks slide, too; I know what they mean.

And I'm still down with giving Florida back to the Spanish :>)


Gravatar
Windy City, indeed.
David Derbes


Some of my neighbors are still without power. More rain today.

The Bears 49ers game tonight at Soldier Field should be very interesting.


GravatarIsn't making threats to public officials in time of war treason?

Not if they're Democrats. Hell, people mail them anthrax. It's fine.
Buzz Bomb


Gee, and I thought revealing the name of covert CIA operatives during time of war was a hangin' offense.

Silly me: it wins you a presidential pardon, and, no doubt, the Medal of Freedom down the road.


GravatarHurricane, category 1 = 74 to 95 mph

Did the Chicago winds make to Cat. 1 hurricane strength?


GravatarIsn't making threats to public officials in time of war treason?

Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort.


GravatarAnd I'm still down with giving Florida back to the Spanish :>


V for Virginia |



08.25.07 - 10:59 am | #

Speaking as one of the Spanish who would be elligible to take it back I will have to say, Gracias, pero no.


GravatarAnd isn' t it just lovely that the "Petraeus report" is to be launched on Sept 11?

Too lame. Even the hoopleheads aren't going to buy that one, especially since it's the West Wing which is actually writing the report.


GravatarKristin Gore is the daughter of Al and Tipper Gore. She wrote for the Harvard Lampoon while a student at Harvard. She went on to write for several television shows, including Saturday Night Live and Futurama. Her first novel, "Sammy's Hill," is being developed as a motion picture by Columbia Pictures.

Just compare this marvelous young lady to the skank Chimp twins, with their wild sexual escapades and non-stop boozing.


GravatarAnd I'm still down with giving Florida back to the Spanish

What about us?

/Seminoles


GravatarAnd I'm still down with giving Florida back to the Spanish :>)
V for Virginia


We can't give away America's Wang.

Where would we get our comic relief from?


GravatarTreason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort.

Well, Ted Nugent is giving aid and comfort to Dick Cheney, so that should qualify.


GravatarI'll take Florida. You guys can fight over Pennsylvanus.
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GravatarI also have watermelon fruita for those who'd like some.
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GravatarWell, little people, it really does not matter what you want anymore. You know? I am a guest at my sister's house and she was watching football last night. I happened to catch a bit of the halftime talk. They were discussing how Michael Vick would come back to the NFL but not as a quarterback.

The mind boggles. WTF? After prison he gets to PLAY the game again? Why? He is a criminal and an asshole to boot. Find someone else to play. Forget this sadistic motherfucker and throw him on the scap heap of society. He blew it.

But reason does not count and he will play again


GravatarTrue, and don't you think Sinfonian might want to stick with us?


GravatarI also have watermelon fruita for those who'd like some.
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GWPDA, yclept Irate Scholar


Bitte sehr!
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GravatarAnd I'm still down with giving Florida back to the Spanish :>)
V for Virginia



What? And turn Carl Hiaasen into an alien? Never!!


GravatarWhat about us?

/Seminoles
Moe Szyslak


I don't play bingo.

(Of course, you have a point. Although the Calusa would probably want to argue, if they weren't extinct.)


GravatarBuckwheat? Whole wheat? Traditional? I adore pancakes with strawberries sliced and added to batter, especially a buckwheat batter which seems to stand up to the fruit flavor better.

Oh, I'm salivating. And remembering a dear, departed friend who first made these for me. I will miss her until I die--or lose my mind, whichever comes first.


GravatarJust compare this marvelous young lady to the skank Chimp twins, with their wild sexual escapades and non-stop boozing.
Lime Rickey


Not that there's anything wrong with it.


GravatarWhy don't we use Nugent like the rightards used Ward Churchill. Hell, at least some people have actually heard of Ted Nugent. Just keep badgering them to disavow Nugent or admit that they're all right with assasinating Dems.


GravatarTreason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort.
Snow, Liberal


By any rational yardstick, Karl Rove is certainly indictable for treason.

None of reasoned judgment dwell within the bushy Gates of Eden.


GravatarWhere would we get our comic relief from?
Unrepentant Fenian


It's really high time to give Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi and Kansas some love.


GravatarMichael vick should be excommunicat in plethora from all future activities which involve making more than $6.50 per hour.


GravatarBut reason does not count and he will play again

I don't know why, since no one seems to think he's a superstar. Good football players are a dime a dozen, aren't they? (Well, not salary-wise, but they're not exactly in short supply.)


Gravatarnot all people from Texas are assholes

I finally have sympathy for this statement now that our lil' fascist Mitt has been sicced on the rest of the country. I used to chide Tena a lot for being a Texan. Now I be quiet.


GravatarOrdinary pancakes. From scratch. With melted butter and peach/apricot jam. That's your cherce.
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GravatarSnakes on a plane!!!!

BROOKHAVEN, Miss. - It was no movie moment when a physician, flying himself across Mississippi in a one-seat plane, discovered a stowaway — a gray rat snake.

Dr. Ed Carruth discovered the snake-on-a-plane when it began “licking” his arm Thursday, he told The Daily Leader of Brookhaven.

“I’ve been flying planes for 50 years and over 14,000 hours, and this is the most unusual in-flight emergency I’ve encountered,” he said. “I guess it wasn’t exactly an emergency, but I did almost hurt myself when I saw it.”


GravatarI usually make pancakes on Saturday or Sunday, from a recipe that uses oat bran cereal and almost no flour. We've gotten to the point where we don't like the floury kind any more.

And always with the blueberries for me, although grated apple is also very wonderful.


GravatarOne of the topics on Forbes on Fux -- Mean Bosses: Good for America?


GravatarOk. Sounds wonderful!

Are you still using lizard spit?


GravatarDid the Chicago winds make to Cat. 1 hurricane strength?
jawbone


Maybe in gusts, but not as a sustained wind.

Damn, the sun is shining...


GravatarNugent --the real face of the goopers until they say otherwise


GravatarThis is such bullshit. How much you all wanna bet not a word of this is true?

"WASHINGTON, Aug. 25 /PRNewswire-USNewswire/ -- The following is a radio address by President Bush to the Nation

THE PRESIDENT: Good morning.[...]

Here at home, it can be easy to overlook the bravery shown by Iraqi
troops and Iraqi civilians who are in the fight for freedom. But our troops on the ground see it every day. Last week, a team of American soldiers was meeting with an Iraqi citizens group near Baghdad. Suddenly, a suicide bomber came running around a corner and headed straight for our soldiers
and the Iraqi civilians.
One Iraqi man saw what was happening and ran to intercept the bomber. As he pushed the terrorist away, the bomb detonated -- killing both men, but sparing four American soldiers and eight Iraqi civilians. Army Staff Sergeant Sean Kane is one of those who says he owes his life to this brave Iraqi. Sergeant Kane says, "He could have run behind us or away from us,but he made the decision to sacrifice himself to protect everyone."
Sergeant Kane spoke to the Iraqi man's father, who said that even if his son had known the outcome before hand, he "[would not] have acted differently."
The story does not end there. Later that same night, the citizens group contacted the local director of the National Police and told him the location of the al Qaeda cell believed to be responsible for the attack. The National Police immediately conducted a raid that resulted in four arrests.[...]"
http://www.prnewswire.com/public...publicinterest/


Gravatara recipe that uses oat bran cereal and almost no flour

And will we be seeing that recipe?


GravatarTeh second sentence in Michael O'Hanlon's weasel-letter in todays WP is this gem of illiterate nonsense:
Information from a war zone is difficult to attain and interpretation is open to many views.

"Attain" should probably be "obtain", but I really like "interpretation is open to many views" for it's Bushian level of fractured tautology.


GravatarNot that there's anything wrong with it.
Unrepentant Fenian


Hmmm. A threesome with twins. It would be hard to turn down.


Gravatartoonscribe johnson and Liars for Bush Johnson are right! -- the 'thugs need to drag the Nooge around by a chain firmly attached to their necks for a good while.


GravatarBack from brekkie ... did I miss anything?


Gravatar
BROOKHAVEN, Miss. - It was no movie moment when a physician, flying himself across Mississippi in a one-seat plane, discovered a stowaway — a gray rat snake.


Sounds like a Columbo episode.

"Excuse me Ms. isn't it true your gardener is a snake rangler?"


GravatarAlthough I am generally not afraid of handling snakes I'm pretty sure I would launch myself clear through the roof of a plane if one of them sneaked up and licked my wrist mid-flight. Or at lest my heart would shoot out of my mouf. Sheesh.


GravatarAh...I'm back.

Anything alarming I should know about?


GravatarHe just can't help himself, he's a serial liar.

And now we're off to the Dutchess County Fair.


GravatarAnd will we be seeing that recipe?
jawbone


sher --
2 C buttermilk
1 C oat bran
1 egg
1 T butter

a couple of tablespoons of flour
1 T baking powder
1/2 t soda
a t or so of sugar, if you want.

Let the cereal soak in the buttermilk for 10 minutes, sift together the dry stuff, add the egg and butter, and presto! you sneak oat bran into your spouse!


GravatarThis is such bullshit. How much you all wanna bet not a word of this is true?

WORD.


GravatarI was in Normandy the night of September 11 2001. We had gone to a little cafe for dinner. I remember that we had the regional specialty, gigantic buckwheat pancales filled with a savory filling.
And my cousin bought a big stone crock of the house cider. It was a wonderful meal...what I remember of it. I went outside and looked at the harbor and the stars shining through a gauze of cloud and wondered, really wondered if I was going to make it home. The next day we were at Colleville and Arromanch. Quite an impressive sight and very moving given the context.


GravatarSnakes on a Plane.

Starring: George Bush, Dick Cheney, Condaliar Rice, Alberto V-05 and the entire Bush Cabinet......


GravatarVietnam gives Chimpy's big history essay a F.

http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/ 57c4d7...00779fd2ac.html


GravatarAnything alarming I should know about?

I assume you know about Ted Nugent calling for Obama and Hillary to be killed.

But it's for the good of the country, by a rethug on the NRA Board, so it's all right.


GravatarOr at lest my heart would shoot out of my mouf. Sheesh.
Bad Art


Definitely. Not a dry seat in the house.


GravatarWORD.
Unrepentant Fenian | 08.25.07 - 11:12 am | #

It looks like Shrubs 'war room' is up and running.


GravatarI posit that O'Hanlon was not out of line in using "attain." Not usual, but certainly on point.

1. To gain as an objective; achieve: attain a diploma by hard work.
2. To arrive at, as by virtue of persistence or the passage of time. See Synonyms at reach.
v.intr.
To succeed in a directed effort, process, or progression: attained to high office; eventually attained to wisdom.


I totally agree with your second point.


Gravatar"interpretation is open to many views"

The Surge was enacted to obtain a security level to allow political reconciliation to happen. Political reconciliation did not happen.

What possible interpretations can one draw from that? The military part of the plan failed or the political part of the plan failed. Either way, the plan failed.


GravatarOut. Keep 'em flyin'


GravatarNugent wants both taken out? Wow.


GravatarTed Haggard, "Joo gots some 'splainin' to do!"


GravatarWho the fuck is Ted Nugent? Doesn't ring any bells.
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GravatarNugent wants both taken out? Wow.

What a waste of human flesh he is.


GravatarBAGHDAD - A car bomb exploded in northern Baghdad on Saturday, killing seven passers-by and wounding dozens of others in an apparent sectarian attack near the capital's most important Shiite shrine.

You mean no unidentified super-Iraqi didn't immediately know what was about to happen and fling his 30 ft wide body on top of the car while his proud father looked on?


Gravatarmy goodness.

i'm late, i'm late, for a very important date, no time to say hello, goodbye....


GravatarNugent is a dood who looks like a lady but thinks like a Michigan Militia redneck.


GravatarOh, and is Castro dead yet?


GravatarAre you still using lizard spit?
jawbone


Damn straight. Couldn't eat pancakes and jam otherwise.


GravatarI don't doubt that individual Iraqis are capable of performing selfless acts of heroism. I don't doubt that four of something were arrested, either.

The problem with liars is: They lie. And it's kind of hard to take anything they say seriously because of, you know, the fucking constant lying.


GravatarNugent wants both taken out? Wow.
jawbone


Talk is cheap, Nugent. Why don't you try to put your plan in action?


GravatarOh, and is Castro dead yet?

mimi should be coming by to give us an update.


GravatarWho the fuck is Ted Nugent? Doesn't ring any bells.

Has-been 70's rocker and Bush lover.

Nobody, really.


GravatarOne Calif. family -- 2 sons for Chimpy's vanity war

http://www.fresnobee.com/updates...ory/ 121204.html


GravatarMs Ninh believes the US has failed to learn the lessons of Vietnam.

"I think the US has no choice [in Iraq] but to withdraw - what good can itdo by staying longer?" she said.

"The US has opened the Pandora's box. It seems President Bush is saying it's a mess, and we have to stay to prevent it from being any worse.

"The only thing that really comes out is the notion of a quagmire."


Kinda sums up the whole situation.


GravatarCat Scratch Fever is just a lame riff steal from Deep Purple.


GravatarHas-been 70's rocker and Bush lover.

Nobody, really.
bloggus


Well then he should be arrested for making terroristic threats, right?
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GravatarI assume you know about Ted Nugent calling for Obama and Hillary to be killed.

But it's for the good of the country, by a rethug on the NRA Board, so it's all right.
Toonscribe: UDFH Local 839 | 08.25.07 - 11:13 am | #


You're making that up, right?


GravatarZe wango, ze tango.


GravatarHard to imagine that this list doesn't include Reed Walters of the Jena 'Six' fame.

Hopefully he will make the list next year.

If you don't know what the Jean Six case is, you probably know the story of the six student who went to stand under the 'whites only" tree at the high school in Jena, Louisiana. The next day, there were nooses hanging from the tree. A few days later, the entirety of the black student body stood under the tree at lunchtime in an inpromptu demostration. The school called police, and armed police came to the school with the DA and spoke to the students at an assembly. The black students that is...he told them, "See this pen here in my hand? I can end your lives with the stroke of this pen" and told them to "stop this foolishness."

From one of the few black teacher, Jackie Soohan, we pick up the story:

A series of incidents followed throughout the fall. In October, a black student was beaten for entering a private all-white party. Later that month, a white student pulled a gun on a group of black students at a gas station, claiming self-defense. The black students wrestled the gun away and reported the incident to police. They were charged with assault and robbery of the gun. No charges were ever filed against the white students in either incident. Then, in late November, someone tried to burn down the high school, creating even more tension.

Four days later, a white student was allegedly attacked in a school fight. The victim was taken to hospital and released shortly with a concussion. He attended a school function that evening. Six black students were charged with attempted second-degree murder and conspiracy to commit murder, on charges that leave them facing between twenty and one hundred years in jail. The defendants, ranging in age from fifteen to seventeen, had their bonds set at between $70,000 and $138,000. The attack was written up in the local paper as fact, and DA Reed Walters published a statement in which he said, "When you are convicted, I will seek the maximum penalty allowed by law."

Back to me: One trial has been completed in this case, with the student being convicted by an all white jury of aggravated assault and conspiracy.

Now, in order to convict of aggravated assault in louisiana, you have to show they used a leathal weapon. You know what the leathal weapon in this case was? A sneaker.

My pick for lead racist fucker and worst prosecutor top ten: Reed Walters, District Attorney, Louisiana.


GravatarTed Haggard, "Joo gots some 'splainin' to do!"
Chris Tucker


That's just too fucked up.


GravatarYou're making that up, right?
steve simels


Nope. Up thread somewhere there's a link to an article and a concert video (though it may be a different concert where he says essentially the same thing) at Rawstory.


GravatarRaw Story:

"Obama, he's a piece of shit, and I told him to suck on my machine gun," Nugent said in front of a screaming crowd as he brandishes what appear to be two large assault rifles. He was referring to Illinois Sen. Barack Obama, who is seeking the Democratic presidential nomination and would become the first black man to occupy the Oval Office.
(snip)
"Hey Hillary, you might want to ride one of these into the sunset you worthless bitch," Nugent said, brandishing his weapons.

He also went after Sen. Barbara Boxer (D-CA), suggesting she, too, might like to "suck on my machine gun." Nugent's tirade against California's other Democratic Senator, Diane Feinstein, is too garbled to transcribe, but one can hear Nugent call her a "whore."


There's video, too, if you're not contemplating eating or digesting food ever again.


GravatarYou're making that up, right?

There is film. He is performing at a concert and brings out some submachine guns which he then proceeds to suggest that several prominent politicians should suck on.


GravatarI get to write an article on people trying to revolutionize agriculture. 100-mile diets, urban farmers, that sorta thing.


GravatarOrdinary pancakes. From scratch. With melted butter and peach/apricot jam. That's your cherce.


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....


GravatarSo Ted Nugent refuses to gently ride off into the sunset of rock-n-roll obscurity? How very...


CLASSIC ROCK!
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GravatarI get to write an article on people trying to revolutionize agriculture. 100-mile diets, urban farmers, that sorta thing.
Moe Szyslak


There's a sustainable-agriculture project group in trifecta's area, if that helps at all with research, not that you are likely to need my poor assistance


GravatarSteve Simels: Nope!

http://aol.tmz.com/2007/08/24/nu...ary-and-barack/


Gravatarted's about the right age to have some draft age kids.


GravatarSorry, the narrative part of the story above was not the teacher, but Jackie Soohan, reporter. If you want to read the whole interview transcript for the story, google Jena Six and you can click on the story at Democracy Now!


GravatarThanks, V. Although tri has a thing for the "green revolution", evidently.


Gravatarted's about the right age to have some draft age kids.


Bjorn,a poor young country boi |



08.25.07 - 11:24 am | #

what's the story on that? are they really thinking of reviving the draft?


Gravatar"Hey Hillary, you might want to ride one of these into the sunset you worthless bitch," Nugent said, brandishing his weapons.

Nice, Ted.

Brave words from the mouth of a man who shit in his pants for a week in order to avoid service in Nam.


GravatarTed Nugent arrest yourself!

"....Does Thompson think that Nugent glows? And if he does, will he still think so after watching a concert video in which Nugent urges "piece of sh*t" Barack Obama to "suck on" a machine gun and then suggests that "worthless b*tch" Hillary Clinton should ride on one?

What would Thompson --- or, say, Fox News, which hosts Nugent often -- be saying today if Bruce Springsteen or some other left-leaning musician had made similarly vicious and threatening comments about a Republican presidential candidate?

And how about you, Sean Hannity? Hannity had Nugent on his Fox show in July to discuss a blog post in which a writer said he had "dibs" on Rush Limbaugh if it ever became legal to shoot him, and that others would be "welcome to" Nugent if they wanted him. Hannity said he took such threats seriously, and he asked Nugent if people who make them ought to be arrested. Nugent's answer: Yes.

"You know, I'm an American. I love all Americans. And I would help any American pursue their dreams and their pursuit of happiness," Nugent told Hannity. "But you find that the left, there's a lunatic fringe on the left that literally are trying to force us to comply to their outline of life. And I find it just reprehensible that they would recommend violence, not to mention murder and shooting people and assassinating people. This is bizarre"


GravatarDrudgico pretends to be horrified by the Nuge

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/ 2...in3201810.shtml


GravatarI especially liked this comment from that link:

8. That's right Ted. Give it right back to them. Dixie Chicks ring a bell? Freedom of speech is for all - lick it up suckers! Don't you hate being on the other shoe?
Posted at 5:18PM on Aug 24th 2007 by I Love It


Sooooo...

I'm a foot? Whadda moran.
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GravatarNUGENT: 'I'VE MADE UP FOR MISSING VIETNAM'

TED NUGENT insists he has paid his dues for avoiding the draft to fight in Vietnam - he spent "a couple of weeks ready to rock" with a giant machine gun in Afghanistan two years ago (04).

http://www.contactmusic.com/new/ ...tnam_31_05_2006

"Missed" Nam?


GravatarOh cripes.

The 08 election is gonna be hideously ugly.

Replacing an unpopular president during an unpopular, never-ending war?

I'm getting a real 1968 vibe, and we all know how well that turned out.


GravatarI don't recall the Chicks suggesting Bush ride anything.

Although, if any of the Chicks offered me a ride, I would be hard pressed to decline.


GravatarYeah, remember that time the Dixie Chicks waved guns and suggested Bush suck on them.

The exact quote was 'Just so you know, we're ashamed the President of the United States is from Texas'


GravatarWhat HAVEN'T we discussed in one of the many OT discussions here?


The relationship of pycnogonid tagmosis to basal arthropod forms.


GravatarDixie Chicks ring a bell?

Yeah, remember how the Dixie Chicks got on stage and waved guns around and made all kinds of psychotic statements about W sucking on a machine gun?

That rawked.


Gravatar"Missed" Nam?


Bjorn,a poor young country boi |



08.25.07 - 11:29 am | #

pricked his finger on a spindle and only woke up a few years ago.


GravatarI'm getting a real 1968 vibe, and we all know how well that turned out.
steve simels


I am, too.


GravatarDamn -- so slow.

Refreshing chilled beverages all around.


GravatarMissing Nam seems to be a common thread among the Hawkish.


GravatarDixie Chicks ring a bell?

Little known fact: Emily Robison shot off her left big toe in '68 to avoid the draft.


Gravatar"I'm getting a real 1968 vibe, and we all know how well that turned out.
steve simels

I am, too.
Brooklyn Girl"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2...h? v=2pGht71KFkY


GravatarI'm getting a real 1968 vibe, and we all know how well that turned out.

You're saying Hillary is like Hubert? In her heart she knows the war is wrong, but refuses to say the war is wrong?


GravatarDamn -- so slow.

Refreshing chilled beverages all around.
V for Virginia


Could you add some vodka to mine, please? I was planning a nice, stress-free weekend but now I'm clearly going to need some chemical assistance.


GravatarI'm getting a real 1968 vibe, and we all know how well that turned out.

steve simels




I am, too.


Brooklyn Girl |



08.25.07 - 11:30 am | #

so how do we paint the Repuke candidate as "another Nixon"?


GravatarBREAKING

At least nine killed in two blasts in the southern Indian city of Hyderabad, police in the city tell CNN. Details soon.


GravatarThis is just the cutest song I'd never heard.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=AQFo2-xZiks

There's a remake of it over at the homepage -- it's on the soundtrack for the new Mr Bean movie, which I highly recommend -- but this version is even more adorable.


GravatarNugent's tour dates:

August 25 Albuquerque, NM Route 66 Casino
August 26 Mescalero, NM Inn of the Mountain Gods Resort & Casino
August 30 Norman, OK Riverwind Casino
August 31 Kinder, LA Coushatta Casino
September 1 Detroit, MI DTE Energy Center
September 2 Huron, SD South Dakota St. Fair
September 3 Pueblo, CO Colorado State Fair

You know what to do.


GravatarI never heard about this-

Stating that he had "Completely forgotten about the other two architects of freedom and liberty, who also happen to rock like there's no tomorrow", President Bush awarded two additional Americans with the Medal of Freedom yesterday.

Rock sensation Ted Nugent and country heavyweight Charlie Daniels were both presented with the coveted Presidential Medal of Freedom in a ceremony at the White House.


http://blogcritics.org/archives/...2/15/ 220122.php


GravatarI'm getting a real 1968 vibe, and we all know how well that turned out.

I remember waking up in June and turning on the tv while I poured myself a bowl of cornflakes and realizing the newsanchor was talking about RFK being shot and killed. At first, I thought it was a slip of the tongue and they were talking about the JFK assassination, but then reality sunk in.


Gravatar"Bad-boy Rocker Nugent Attacks Obama And Clinton"???

How about "Bad-boy Rocker Nugent Makes Terroristic Threats Against Presidential Hopefuls"?

(The "bad-boy rocker" shit works on my nerves... awwww let the cute widdle boy wave his arms around... he's just a harmless rock star!)
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GravatarCould you add some vodka to mine, please? I was planning a nice, stress-free weekend but now I'm clearly going to need some chemical assistance.
Brooklyn Girl


Sure, if you'll drink Luksuskova. Seltzer and lime, or just rocks?


GravatarAnd, at the Nugent video link, this News You Can Use! Awesome egg peeling technique!

http://www.liveleak.com/view? i=7...=796_1187303355


GravatarThis just in ... White House on the Nuge*

Q As Commander-In-Chief, what was the President's reaction to television's Bill Maher, in his announcement that members of our Armed Forces who deal with missiles are cowards, while the armed terrorists who killed 6,000 unarmed are not cowards, for which Maher was briefly moved off a Washington television station?

MR. FLEISCHER: I have not discussed it with the President, one. I have --

Q Surely, as a --

MR. FLEISCHER: I'm getting there.

Q Surely as Commander, he was enraged at that, wasn't he?

MR. FLEISCHER: I'm getting there, Les.

Q Okay.

MR. FLEISCHER: I'm aware of the press reports about what he said. I have not seen the actual transcript of the show itself. But assuming the press reports are right, it's a terrible thing to say, and it unfortunate. And that's why -- there was an earlier question about has the President said anything to people in his own party -- they're reminders to all Americans that they need to watch what they say, watch what they do. This is not a time for remarks like that; there never is.


*Not.


GravatarRock sensation Ted Nugent and country heavyweight Charlie Daniels were both presented with the coveted Presidential Medal of Freedom in a ceremony at the White House.


The coveted Medal of Freedom seems to be given out exclusively to complete fuck-ups.


GravatarHillary is already running the Hubert Humphrey campaign, recently street tested by Ségolène Royal.


Gravatarmy first lolcat
http://i0005.photobucket.com/ alb...750izetired.jpg


GravatarYou know what to do.
Moe Szyslak


Send him some viagra for his problem?


GravatarGood morning, dear friends.  How are things in the trenches?


GravatarYou're saying Hillary is like Hubert? In her heart she knows the war is wrong, but refuses to say the war is wrong?
spinoza-non ridere, non lugare | Homepage | 08.25.07 - 11:32 am | #


If the shoe fits....


Gravatarmy first lolcat
http://i0005.photobucket.com/ alb...750izetired.jpg
moi


Awwwwwwww!

JR -- let's try saltpeter first.


Gravatar"Nugent's tour dates:


You know what to do.
"

Damn! Looks like I have to restart the R&D on the long range Skunkzooka again!


GravatarGood morning Sallyh,

GWPDA has panckakes with butter and apricot jam on the table
accompanied by a nice vodka and mixer cocktail. You hungry?


GravatarUncle Blodge,

I see your Thundeclap Newman and raise you a Buffalo Springfield.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0...related& search=

From a show I would have loved to have been at.


GravatarWait, that site is humor, Ted and Charley didn't get any medals from Bush.

My bad.


GravatarWait, that site is humor, Ted and Charley didn't get any medals from Bush.

bloggus


Satire is getting well nigh impossible these days.


GravatarHellkitty, sure, I'll give it a go.  Sounds tres yummy


GravatarJR -- let's try saltpeter first.
V for Virginia


...mixed with charcoal and sulphur?


Gravatar"Wait, that site is humor, Ted and Charley didn't get any medals from Bush. Yet.
"

Fapped your trout.


GravatarMoe,
Seems yu forgot Mudfuck, OK and Dumfuck, NE on the list of Ted Nugent concert venues.


Gravatarso how do we paint the Repuke candidate as "another Nixon"?

therealhellkitty


And how do we educate people that that's a bad thing?


GravatarJR -- let's try saltpeter first.
V for Virginia

...mixed with charcoal and sulphur?
JR, kerosene and a match


You said that part -- not me!


Gravatarwhat is it with the cats this morning? in the door, out the door....four times already!


GravatarSatire is getting well nigh impossible these days.
JR, kerosene and a match


It is, especially when the engravers are working on a medal of freedom of for Nuri al-Maliki. The Bush parting gift.


GravatarFor What it's worth....


Gravatar"Uncle Blodge,

I see your Thundeclap Newman and raise you a Buffalo Springfield."

I think I recognize the person making the introduction.

Not bad -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O...h? v=OUszp9QFmq4

back atcha!


GravatarWait till our current Nixon-like paranoid nutcase, Giuliani, comes out with a secret plan to end the war.


GravatarI don't know why the Nuge's idiocy is any suprise to anyone. It was some time ago that he was opining that sovereign nations didn't have the right to set their own policy.


GravatarThe Bush parting gift.
Falstaff


Does he also get a copy of "Clusterfuck: The Home Game"?


GravatarJohn Warner is wrong.
Ralph Peters, New York Post


He got to bang Liz Taylor, which you never did, even though you're using a phony last name to try and attract the opposite sex.


GravatarFor our 1968 repeat we may first have a repeat of Tet - which the Republicans are now claiming as a US victory. I guess when you have been claiming for years that the other side is on the verge of total defeat and they show an ability to take and hold large cities in a coordinated nationwide campaign, some might call it victory.

After Tet, the Democratic Senators, including Ms. Clinton, who have been extolling the success of the Presidents surge, may have a hard time adjusting their messages.


GravatarAnd how do we educate people that that's a bad thing?


Gummo |


Homepage |
08.25.07 - 11:41 am | #

remind people of that hideous feeling they had in high school when they learned that the government was totally corrupt and could never be trusted again if they elected a Rethug?


GravatarMoe,
Seems yu forgot Mudfuck, OK and Dumfuck, NE on the list of Ted Nugent concert venues.
Bad Art


I can't believe there's not a date for Hell's Taint, FL.


GravatarSatire is getting well nigh impossible these days.
JR, kerosene and a match


which is why no one noticed that Talon News had become a satire site until they "reported' on JimmyJeff's affair with Turd Blossom.


Gravatar"And how do we educate people that that's a bad thing?"

I remember trying to tel a repug in about '82 that King Ronald I was arrogant as hell - cause he was.

response - what's wrong with that?


GravatarYou said that part -- not me!
V for Virginia


Indeed I did, complete with rhetorical questionmark.


GravatarPancake, Brooklyn Girl?


GravatarI see your Thundeclap Newman and raise you a Buffalo Springfield.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0...?v=0...related& search=

From a show I would have loved to have been at.
Brooklyn Girl | 08.25.07 - 11:38 am | #


With David Crosby sitting in for Neil Young.

Crosby was such a groupie. He wanted to be anything but a Byrd...not cool enough for him, apparently.


GravatarWar.


GravatarCrosby was such a groupie. He wanted to be anything but a Byrd...not cool enough for him, apparently.
steve simels


They wouldn't do his menage a trois song, Triad. He had to give it to the Airplane.

That was a big deal or something.


GravatarI don't know why the Nuge's idiocy is any suprise to anyone.

It's not a surprise, but we can use it to smack the rightards around. If they can use Ward Churchill, a virtually unknown college professor, to smack us around, we can use an NRA board member and frequent guest on Fox News to smack them.


GravatarFrom a show I would have loved to have been at.
Brooklyn Girl | 08.25.07 - 11:38 am | #
-----
Jesus you people are old. Young kids like me remember recent events like Patti Smith and Television at CBGB and have vague memories associated with 8BC.


Gravatar"Satire is getting well nigh impossible these days."

satire has been impossible since the Bush flightsuit action figure.

On the plus side - a repug friend of mine lost her shit over that being real and hasn't been repug since.

Little victories.


GravatarThey wouldn't do his menage a trois song, Triad. He had to give it to the Airplane.

That was a big deal or something.
Gummo | Homepage | 08.25.07 - 11:45 am | #


The Byrds version finally got released on one of the remastered albums.

It's a good song, but hearing it sung by a fat bald guy is really creepy....


GravatarObama should say, "Bring it on, motherfucker."

Or maybe not.


GravatarIf they can use Ward Churchill, a virtually unknown college professor, to smack us around,
Toonscribe


The thing is that, unless you actually work at twisting the piece around, there's nothing inherently wrong with what Ward Churchill said.


GravatarHeh. Just got about 20 fat quarters for $3.50 at a garage sale. Pretty.


Gravatar(The "bad-boy rocker" shit works on my nerves... awwww let the cute widdle boy wave his arms around... he's just a harmless rock star!)

Especially when said 'bad boy' is on Medicare....


GravatarBe back later. The first episode of the second series of The IT Crowd is almost finished downloading.

The .avi file and BitTorrent are proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.


GravatarHeh. Just got about 20 fat quarters for $3.50 at a garage sale. Pretty.
ql-was in NY |


Excellent trove!
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GravatarJesus you people are old. Young kids like me remember recent events like Patti Smith and Television at CBGB and have vague memories associated with 8BC.
rootless2 | 08.25.07 - 11:46 am | #


What's a CBGB?


GravatarWhat are "fat quarters?"


GravatarJesus you people are old. Young kids like me remember recent events like Patti Smith and Television at CBGB and have vague memories associated with 8BC.
rootless2


Hey fuk-off youngster. I still pissed off I missed the great Brahms-Mendlesson tour of (18 ) 43 just becasue they hadn't invented airplanes yet.


GravatarBrass Balls Department



http://www.comcast.net/news/ nati...vqh=itn_haggard


GravatarJesus you people are old. Young kids like me remember recent events
like Patti Smith and Television at CBGB and have vague memories
associated with 8BC.


rootless2 |



08.25.07 - 11:46 am | #

Waalll I remeber back in the summer of ought eight, we addn't had no rain fer seventeen years it finally came a gusher. Washed alla the cows int'a tha trees and the chickens out to the Gulf of Messico. Th' goats didn't have a dry place to stand so the stood on top of each other. Hell...we got 2 inches that month.


Gravatarfat quarter=1/4 yard fabric


GravatarThe thing is that, unless you actually work at twisting the piece around, there's nothing inherently wrong with what Ward Churchill said.

Which I would think makes my point even stronger. Remember how everybody on the right went all ballistic about the left having to disavow Ward Churchill or be painted as some America-hating commie islamofascist-lovers?


Gravatarql, oh, thanks.


GravatarWorst president worst VP worst AG. The great American expiriment is coming apart at the seams.

Hard not to laugh at your hubris. We will be here long after you have imploded.


GravatarFat quarter=1/4 yard fabric
ql-was in NY


Man, the MBTA used get really pissed when you tried to use them to ride the T.


GravatarWhich I would think makes my point even stronger.
Toonscribe


The fact that Madeline Albright said the same goddamn thing as Ward Churchill is what makes the case even stronger.


GravatarHuman right's abuses? Tut-tut, let he who is without sin...


Gravatarthe chinese century

I read that as *the chinese laundry*

Whoops.


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08.25.07 - 11:52 am | #

ah yes, but you are heavily exposed in our mortgage backed securities market. Some smart folks you are!


GravatarTHere is a sheet with a depressing observation


GravatarJesus you people are old. Young kids like me remember recent events like Patti Smith and Television at CBGB and have vague memories associated with 8BC.
rootless2


I have a boot of that Television show.


GravatarSNAFU owls!!!!!!!!


GravatarWe will be here long after you have imploded.

And you'll have two heads from your toxic environment.


GravatarIf I ever hear Ted Nugent sing that wango tango song again I'm gonna hurl.


Gravatar"Remember how everybody on the right went all ballistic about the left having to disavow Ward Churchill or be painted as some America-hating commie islamofascist-lovers?|"

ah but you are assuming they would have a problem with the lack of logic in their position.

book it - they are if they even bother to look at this going to claim that nugent was "just exercising his right of free speech - I thought libbruls approved of free speech. I guess only the free speech of libbruls, right?" (dittoheads nod in approval)


Gravatartherealhellkitty | 08.25.07 - 11:53 am | #

well little kitty we try and learn from our miscalculations - we'll find a way to make it up. Land sure is cheap on the west coast.

Look over there! A swarthy brown person!


GravatarAugust 24, 2007
More War on the Horizon

by Paul Craig Roberts
No pullout from Iraq while I'm president, declares George W. Bush.

On to Iran, declares Vice President Cheney.

Israel is a "peace-seeking state" that needs $30 billion of US taxpayers' money for war, declares State Department official Nicholas Burns.

The Democratic Congress, if not fully behind the Iraqi war, at least no longer is in the way of it.

Nor are the Democrats in the way of the Bush regime's build up for initiating war with Iran.

The Bush regime says it is going to designate part of Iran's military – the Revolutionary Guards – a terrorist organization, whose bases and facilities Bush intends to bomb along with Iran's nuclear energy sites. Three US aircraft carrier strike forces are deployed off Iran. B-2 Stealth Bombers are being fitted to carry 30,000 pound "bunker-buster" bombs to use against hardened sites. Politicized US generals assert that Iran is providing arms and aid to the Iraqi resistance to the US occupation. The media is feeding the US population the same propaganda about nonexistent Iranian weapons of mass destruction that they fed us about nonexistent Iraqi weapons of mass destruction. A former CIA Middle East field officer, Robert Baer, has written in Time magazine that the Bush regime has decided to attack the Revolutionary Guards within the next 6 months. Remember the "cakewalk war"? Well, this time the neocons think that an attack on the Revolutionary Guards will free Iran from Islamic influence and cause Iranians to back the US against their own government.


GravatarHey fuk-off youngster. I still pissed off I missed the great Brahms-Mendlesson tour of (18 ) 43 just becasue they hadn't invented airplanes yet.
Bad Art


And I'm still annoyed that I missed the world premier of Beethoven's 9th ... I was sick in bed with pleurisy.


GravatarLies, unprovoked aggression, and delusional expectations – the same ingredients that produced the Iraq catastrophe – all over again. The entire Bush regime and both political parties are complicit, along with the media and US allies.

According to Baer, the Bush regime has given no consideration to whether Iran's response to a US attack might be different than to welcome it as liberation. What if Iran really were to arm the Iraqi resistance and/or to sink our aircraft carriers? How can any government, even one as incompetent, delusional and unaccountable as the Bush regime, initiate war without any thought to the consequences?

The Bush regime's planned war against Iran casts light on the large increase in military armaments that the US is supplying to Israel. With Iraq in chaos and civil war, an attack on Iran leaves as opposition to Israel only Syria and Hezbollah in southern Lebanon. Israel cannot finish off the Palestinians until Hezbollah is destroyed. An Israeli attack on Syria while the US attacks Iran would leave Hezbollah without supplies in the face of a new Israeli attack.

The agenda unfolding before our eyes may be the neoconservative/Israeli/Cheney plan to rid the Middle East of any check to Israeli territorial expansion.

Nicholas Burns said that the $30 billion in military aid was not conditional on any Israeli concessions or progress toward resolving the conflict with the Palestinians. Israel's ghettoizing and ethnic cleansing of the Palestinian West Bank proceeds apace.

Meanwhile in America, while more money is poured into more war, condemned bridges collapse killing Americans who trusted their government to provide safe infrastructure. The US dollar continues to fall as the government's war debts build up abroad.

Except for the armaments industry, where is the gain to America in Bush's wars? Before Bush invaded Afghanistan, the Taliban had stamped out drug production. The US invasion has brought it back.

On August 22 Bush told the Veterans of Foreign Wars that US troops are the "greatest force for human liberation the world has ever known." Tell that to the 650,000 dead Iraqis and the 4 million displaced Iraqis, and the tens of thousands of slaughtered Afghans, and the coming civilian deaths in Iran. Tell that to all the bombed civilians from Serbia to Africa who are blown to pieces in order that a US president can make a point. Bush goes far beyond George Orwell's "Newspeak" in his novel, 1984, when Bush equates US hegemony with liberation.

America's hegemonic hubris is a sickness. A country that tolerates a war criminal while he openly plans to attack yet another country is definitely not a light unto the world.


GravatarRock sensation Ted Nugent and country heavyweight Charlie Daniels were both presented with the coveted Presidential Medal of Freedom in a ceremony at the White House.



That medal is pretty much meaningless now.

And King Fuckwit has made it so.


GravatarAnd you'll have two heads from your toxic environment.
Toonscribe: UDFH Local 839

only two? and pollutants do gey airborne you know. What's ours is gonna' be yours


GravatarJust got about 20 fat quarters for $3.50 at a garage sale.

$1.50 in profit!


GravatarAnd I'm still annoyed that I missed the world premier of Beethoven's 9th ... I was sick in bed with pleurisy.
Brooklyn Girl | 08.25.07 - 11:58 am | #

Gosh. I'm sorry.


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