HULK SMASHED
happy 4th
I'm here by myself?
I'm still waiting for that "Mothers of Snorg Girls" site...
Oh, someone is here.
Oh, trademark Dave, have I got SOMETHING for you.
A 21 Bun Salute!!
(downloading pics now from my neighborhood parade- bunnies wuz there)
Still time to check out the 4th of July Jukebox!
Oh, camera, please hurry.
Wow.
Amazing. Obama can't keep the same position for five minutes, so the left is determined to pretend McCain has changed his positions in any significant way. Obama's Iraq rhetoric doesn't match his own website.
http://www.spectator.org/blogger...sp?
BlogID=13438
He may be identified as being from San Jose, but he's really a native son of Vallejo - just like Sly Stone!
Excuse me, no comments?
My ass there's no comments.
Now playing on the 4th of July jukebox: "Deja Vu" by John Fogerty.
If there were justice in the world, it woulda been Number One.
Still no statement from Chimpy on Jesse Helms
Let's see how the media handle Jesse Helms now. They didn't do so well for oh, about the past 50 years or so:
"And the man ABC News now describes as a "conservative icon" (8/22/01) in 1993 sang "Dixie" in an elevator to Carol Moseley-Braun, the first African-American woman elected to the Senate, bragging, "I'm going to make her cry. I'm going to sing Dixie until she cries." (Chicago Sun-Times, 8/5/93)
More recently, when a caller to CNN's Larry King Live show praised guest Jesse Helms for "everything you've done to help keep down the n****s," Helms' response was to salute the camera and say, "Well, thank you, I think." (Wilmington Star-News, 9/16/95)
From "Media Downplay Bigotry of Jesse Helms", FAIR, 8/31/01
http://www.fair.org/index.php?page=1871
where do bad folks go when they die...
bit by a dog with a rabid tooth...
Andrea Mitchell moistens when she sees "Big Al" at full mast.
Imagine what her fantasies of McCain must be like.
One by one, I see the old ghosts rising
Stumbling 'cross Big Muddy
Where the light gets dim
Day after day, another Mama's crying
She's lost her precious child
To a war that has no end
Did you hear 'em talkin' 'bout it
On the radio?
Did you stop to read the writing
At The Wall?
Did that voice inside you say
"I've seen this all before"?
It's like Deja Vu all over again...
Fireworks I'd like to see....
my rocket to the sun taking off with trollz inside
Still no statement from Chimpy on Jesse Helms
He won't be sober for some time...
hello again
for some reason haloscan mucked firefox or something did, as my computer just seized up
the ad currently displaying on Eschaton is of a virtual lady in black hotpants and a itsy bitsy red jacket and is slightly reveling her boobs
its for a computer game
she's either wearing tiny hotpants or a micro skirt
Echidne has the sexiest mosquito bites.
Wait, I'll come in again!
OK, Dalmatians are barking, meaning dinner is served shortly. You folks have a great 4th. Later.
Whew. Some escaped from Cindy McCain's net.
Well crap, one of my better sililoquies in the last month gets deadthreaded. 
mosquitos are bastards
when i hurt my knee in Switzerland I was laid up in hospital for a bit and i got bitten to death by a fraking mosquito and what was worse I was on some form of painkiller and half sleep half awake staring into the darkness and all i could hear was this loud buzzing and i woke up next morning with like 30 bits covering my body.
*bites
the ad currently displaying on Eschaton is of a virtual lady in black hotpants and a itsy bitsy red jacket and is slightly reveling her boobs
I see dead people.
i woke up next morning with like 30 bits covering my body.
A shave AND a haircut!
Revenge of the dead-threaded:
Well, yes, I think you could say I've been provoked by Friedman.
A blunder into the middle of a Fresh Air interview one time, as the interviewee was expounding at length. At first it sounded rather profound, then a couple of glossy generalities were thrown out and, finally, in response to a question from Terry, some simpering and giggling and a utter babble.
"Whoever this is, is a flippin' idiot", I said to myself, then Terry said, "We'll continue our interview with Tom Friedman after this break".
To hear him live is to know that he is the Great American Twit.
I have fireworks on my homepage. A pic taken by a friend.
Who can I insult on this thread?
Is Echidne here? I could say something nasty about the Finns.
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The RNC is sending out "Hairspray" DVDs to help mobilize the base
with the message being elect McCain or everyday will be "Negro Day".
Here's hoping Barack
nominates Motor Mouth Maybell for secretary of state.
i woke up next morning with like 30 bits covering my body.
A shave AND a haircut!
No PEEKing or POKEing!
you could insult the Brits
i wouldn't take it personally lol
I have fireworks on my homepage. A pic taken by a friend.
SillyString™ fireworks!
Echidne has the sexiest mosquito bites.
Wait, I'll come in again!
I look like a collapsed Julie Andrews right now, so all I have are the itchy bites.
A shave AND a haircut!
TWO BITES!
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make me fries!
101.9 playing "Yellow Ledbetter"...
Is Echidne here? I could say something nasty about the Finns.
I'm all ears (covered by the nun hairdo).
Is Echidne here? I could say something nasty about the Finns.
not if you ever hope to have a crowded house.
I look like a collapsed Julie Andrews right now, so all I have are the itchy bites.
mind you it could of been the drugs making me think i had more bites than I actually had
i was pretty out of it on the first night there
you enter this weird state where your there but not there
you could insult the Brits
Nahhh, there's no fun in that.
Perhaps the Manx...
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Who can I insult on this thread?
Insult 4legs - even more vile than me.
I want to go back to talking about kicking Freidman in the balls.
could hear was this loud buzzing and i woke up next morning with like 30 bits covering my body. - Moonbootica
If they were naughty bits the problem was something other than a mosquito.
I wonder if the idiot in chief, George W. Bush will celebrate the fourth of July by shoving M80's down frogs throats and blowing them up like he used to as a kid?
I want to go back to talking about kicking Freidman in the balls.
baba durag | 07.04.08 - 5:10 pm | #
I saw his house in Bethesda last month. You wanna see middle class values of hard word and furgality personified - go somewhere else.
I'm dead.
-
word -> work
rootless-e | 07.04.08 - 5:12 pm |
Can I kick him now?
Wait, I'll come in again!
U won't fucking BELIEVE the photo I took this morning.
Well, I've wracked my brains and I can't come up with a single bad thing to say about Finland.
I think I'll concentrate on the Manx.
They have impaired cats.
Hah!
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A shave AND a haircut!
watertiger
30 bits would be 7 1/2 Tastee Freez tickets at the new rate.
Insult 4legs - even more vile than me.
Go play on the freeway Elias.
Well, I've wracked my brains and I can't come up with a single bad thing to say about Finland.
Dark. Cold. Mosquitoes the size of tigers. Lots of drunken people.
Spider bites are worse than mosquito bites. They itch so much, you scratch in your sleep.
I want a moratorium on the phrase "to be continued." Who's with me...??
Fjnns spkel fowney.
the Isle of Man is a self-governing Crown dependency. The island is not part of the United Kingdom, but foreign relations, defence, and ultimate good-governance of the Isle of Man are the responsibility of the government of the United Kingdom.
I want to go back to talking about kicking Freidman in the balls.
I have some poin-ted shoes...
"Well, I've wracked my brains and I can't come up with a single bad thing to say about Finland."
Q: What's the closest thing to a fish's asshole?
A: A Finn
I have some poin-ted shoes...
watertiger
I repeat - ROWWRRR!
U won't fucking BELIEVE the photo I took this morning.
Of Echidne's mosquito bites?!
Dark. Cold. Mosquitoes the size of tigers. Lots of drunken people. - Echidne
Hard to say bad things about a country where the justices say you have the right to call a cop a horsecock to his face in the local dialect.
The Crown Dependencies are possessions of The Crown in Right of the United Kingdom, as opposed to overseas territories or colonies of the United Kingdom. They comprise the Channel Island bailiwicks of Jersey and Guernsey and the Isle of Man in the Irish Sea.
Being independently administrated jurisdictions, none forms part of the United Kingdom or of the European Union.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
Cro...rown_dependency
" is for America to take the lead in solving the world’s problem."
My god, it was always right there in front of us. We just failed to see the simplest answer to everything.
Contessa Brewer.
I would have gone for a stage name meself.
However, Contessa would be a good chapter president of her local Movers and Shakespeares chapter.
NEW YORK: A just released report by the US Army makes a severe indictment of the planning and conduct of the Iraq war. Both the civilian and military planning for a post-Saddam Iraq was inadequate, and that the US Army commanders didn’t foresee the full spectrum of operations needed to bring stability to the country, it said.
In the civilian arena, this is particularly true in the case of refugees, millions of Iraqis who had to flee their own country in desperation. According to official estimates Iraqi refugees now total almost 5mn people, and are part of one of the most tragic humanitarian crises in the region.
According to Amnesty International, countries are evading their responsibility towards Iraqi refugees by promoting a false sense of security in Iraq, which is neither safe nor suitable for their return.
The organisation stressed that the world’s richest countries are failing to provide necessary assistance to Iraqi refugees, "most of whom are plunged in despair and hurtling towards destitution".
According to the most recent estimates of the UN High Commissioner for Refugees (UNHCR), the number of Iraqis who have fled their homes has now reached 4.7mn. This is the highest number since the US-led invasion and the subsequent internal armed conflict in Iraq.
http://www.uruknet.info/?p=m4542...&hd=&size=1&
l=e
Dark. Cold. Mosquitoes the size of tigers. Lots of drunken people.
There's a magical-realism novel there.
You'd have to write it in Spanish, of course.
Gabriel Garcia Pekkonnen.
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Of Echidne's haircut?!
watertiger |
feathered your trim
I'm dead.
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Jesse Helms
How could they tell?
/channeling Dorothy Parker re Calvin Coolidge
Gabriel Garcia Pekkonnen.
spork_incident
I dated her once. Dark. Bumpy.
Ok. I'm going out now. In a baseball cap.
Pekkonen
feathered your trim
Hey, now!
Deep Thought:
"Why didn't Melanie Daniels just leave Bodega Bay?"
Go play on the freeway Elias.
fourlegsgood, exuberant | Homepage | 07.04.08 - 5:14 pm | #
Not elias. When I got banned from Shakepeare's sister today, one comment was that I was horrible, but not quite as bad as you.
Shows I have to work harder.
oats and carrots?
oats and apples?
oats and peas?
baloney and ham?
baloney and pepperoni?
apple and carrot pie?
[the girls are playing a horse castle make-believe, and are discussing the menu]
Are You Now or Have You Ever Been...a Racist?
What Jamison Foser said is all true, of course, but it won't matter. Yes, yes, the media worship the ground McCain walks on (when he isn't walking on water). Yes, yes, criticism of McCain is verboten. Yes, yes, criticism of Obama is to be encouraged, especially when someone who is known to support him says anything whatsoever about McCain.
Won't matter. McCain's gonna lose, and if the media canonize him, they're gonna lose as well.
Works for me.
Wife and BBQ call. Gotta go.
Have fun, Echidne. We love ya.
Let's see how the media handle Jesse Helms now. They didn't do so well for oh, about the past 50 years or so:
"And the man ABC News now describes as a "conservative icon" (8/22/01) in 1993 sang "Dixie" in an elevator to Carol Moseley-Braun, the first African-American woman elected to the Senate, bragging, "I'm going to make her cry. I'm going to sing Dixie until she cries."
Talk about a Macaca moment. Too bad Bono wasn't around to explain to him why being a close-minded hateful bigot was bad.
Can I kick him now?
baba durag | 07.04.08 - 5:13 pm | #
Please.
Well, I've wracked my brains and I can't come up with a single bad thing to say about Finland.
Isn't it pitch-black there about 364 days a year?
Whew. Some escaped from Cindy McCain's net.
watertiger | Homepage | 07.04.08 - 5:04 pm | #
Campaign song versions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G...h?
v=GZHFP1B0Okc
Hey, now!
watertiger |
I changed it from 'tassels'!
bo -
Your take on Friedman was dead on.
I dated her once. Dark. Bumpy.
The tiger-sized mosquitos, no doubt.
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feathered your trim
That kinda tickles...
Of Echidne's mosquito bites?!
Noes.
Bunnies.
I changed it from 'tassels'!
My personal grooming habits are between me and that Korean lady at the salon.
The going rate of exploitation
That kinda tickles...
"Why didn't Melanie Daniels just leave Bodega Bay?"
Because Hitchcock had her chained.
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Bunnies.
Echidne had bunny bites?
I think the Finns tax alcohol at a pretty high rate.
no doubt, spork
"Why didn't Melanie Daniels just leave Bodega Bay?"
She was all aflutter.
RIL, I wondered that too.. Also, the entire scene in the diner, with the creepy old ornithologist-lady, seems weird. Was that dialog an allegory for political apathy?
Coulda been--Hitchcock might have been that subtle about politics as well as scariness.
Contessa Brewer is a 3rd rate journalist.
That said, as long as I have a head on my shoulders, she'll have a place to sit.
Yes, yes, the media worship the ground McCain walks on (when he isn't walking on water).
When reegun would give pressers and speeches, I would cringe.
In retrospect, considering the republic presidents since Nixon, reegun at his most senile was a great communicator than any of the rest of the douchebags.
McCain't is laughable. How his useless, stupid, sorry ass can be put on a pedestal by anyone is unfathomable.
I think the Finns tax alcohol at a pretty high rate.
leibniz leibkins
You got proof of that?
Speaking of bunnnies, we're babysitting our grandbunny, a black dwarf sweetie named Osita!
Was that dialog an allegory for political apathy?
I don't know, but I'm glad that Temptress Melanie Daniels smacked the hysterical hausfrau who kept saying that people were "scaring the children" when it was she who was so obviously scared out of her wits.
Was that dialog an allegory for political apathy?
"Stop it! You're scaring the children!"
Bunnies.
Bunnies!
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reegun was more of a great communicator...
Okay, at last, pictures:
http://plush-life.blogspot.com/2...th-of-
july.html
pictures that even trademark dave will love.
echidne
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l...h?
v=le5uCYIHs6Y
Anyone who does not scream EEEEEEP after looking at my bunny pics is an asshole.
The end.
Holy moley, those poor rabbits!
Rod Taylor annoys me for some reason.
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Strangely quiet fourth of July here. A few years ago it was like riding through a war zone.
Holy moley, those poor rabbits!
No, they loved it.
They're sitting on ice packs so they're nice and cool and everyone was petting them and fussing over them.
The fucking loved it.
Those are mighty mellow bunnies. Our grandbunny won't even stand for the special flip 'em over and hypnotize 'em trick that always worked on my pet bunnies.
Strangely quiet fourth of July here. A few years ago it was like riding through a war zone.
Lumpenprolitariot
Have you seen the bunnies?
EEEEP!
Those are mighty mellow bunnies. Our grandbunny won't even stand for the special flip 'em over and hypnotize 'em trick that always worked on my pet bunnies.
Apparently the trick is to put them on an icepack.
"Strangely quiet fourth of July here. A few years ago it was like riding through a war zone."
8 years of a Bush presidency has left most of us feeling less than patriotic.
BUNNY IN A TANK!
Apparently the trick is to put them on an icepack.
Worth a try!
How funny is the bunny in the tank?
His name is.... no lie.... BRADLEY
Apparently the trick is to put them on an icepack.
Bunsicles.
BUNNY IN A TANK!
WEARING A HELMET!!!!
Whoever put those rabbits in those outfits came within a hare's breadth of animal abuse!
How funny is the bunny in the tank?
His name is.... no lie.... BRADLEY
Only way that would be more amusing is if his name was Dukakis
His name is.... no lie.... BRADLEY
E-e-xcelent.
everybody wants to be a cat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e...h?v=eSX8eWZ8-
wI
later
Sadly, trademark dave will never see these patriotic bunnies because I'm probably still killfiled.
tant pis
Finnish bunnies the size of mosquitoes?
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mosquito bunnies
Whoever put those rabbits in those outfits came within a hare's breadth of animal abuse!
Now THIS is animal abuse:
http://smg.photobucket.com/
album...nt=IMG_7343.jpg
just pic
Our cockatiel is going nuts to the soundtrack of that movie!
Oh my dog, those bunnies are hilarious and adorable!
BjorkBjorkBjorkBjorkBjork
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(Trying to think of more rabbit puns.)
Oh my dog, those bunnies are hilarious and adorable!
They seem to retain their dignity.
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(Trying to think of more rabbit puns.)
You're just lapin' it up.
BjorkBjorkBjorkBjorkBjork
SwanSwanSwanSwanSwan
.
I say again: zero comments my ass!
Oh my dog, those bunnies are hilarious and adorable!
I haz doggies 2
http://plush-life.blogspot.com/2...2-you-
noes.html
(Trying to think of more rabbit puns.)
You're just lapin' it up.
watertiger
I'd pun, but I don't know jack about rabbits...
What if you dressed one of those rabbits up as Bugs Bunny in "Water, Water, Every Hare" ("Oh my, what an innnnnnnnnnnteresting monster!")
"He had a name...twooo names!"
ID that movie!
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spork_incident: SwanSwanSwanSwanSwan
Is that the wanker from OrangeSatan?
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I say again: zero comments my ass!
Apprentice to Darth Holden
Bunnies or birds, not asses. Please get with the program.
alright, who wants Maddie?
she is too big to be doing this
BjorkBjorkBjorkBjorkBjork
SwanSwanSwanSwanSwan
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spork_incident | Homepage | 07.04.08 - 5:39 pm | #
And yet back in the 70s, nobody gave Elton John any grief about that stupid duck suit.
Founders wouldn't be impressed, poll shows
Right. Because they liked walking around with smelly assholes and dying of old age at 45.
"He had a name...twooo names!"
ID that movie!
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spork_incident | Homepage | 07.04.08 - 5:40 pm | #
I have no idea...this is irking me.
"liked walking around with smelly assholes and dying of old age at 45."
The Republican Plan for a Renewed American Prosperity?
And yet back in the 70s, nobody gave Elton John any grief about that stupid duck suit.
It was the 70's.
We were all high
8 years of a Bush presidency has left most of us feeling less than patriotic.
macacawitz
That and we just got past the one year mark of the flood.
I haz doggies 2
Very happy to see the canines represented!
And yet back in the 70s, nobody gave Elton John any grief about that stupid duck suit.
I did. I thought it sucked.
I have no idea...this is irking me.
Hint: Scottish movie.
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Very happy to see the canines represented!
I haz more, but they'll have to wait until later.
Holy crap, I got more comments