HULK SMASHED

Gravatarhappy 4th


GravatarI'm here by myself?


GravatarI'm still waiting for that "Mothers of Snorg Girls" site...


GravatarOh, someone is here.


GravatarOh, trademark Dave, have I got SOMETHING for you.

A 21 Bun Salute!!


(downloading pics now from my neighborhood parade- bunnies wuz there)


GravatarStill time to check out the 4th of July Jukebox!


GravatarOh, camera, please hurry.


GravatarWow.


GravatarAmazing. Obama can't keep the same position for five minutes, so the left is determined to pretend McCain has changed his positions in any significant way. Obama's Iraq rhetoric doesn't match his own website.

http://www.spectator.org/blogger...sp? BlogID=13438


GravatarHe may be identified as being from San Jose, but he's really a native son of Vallejo - just like Sly Stone!


GravatarExcuse me, no comments?

My ass there's no comments.


GravatarNow playing on the 4th of July jukebox: "Deja Vu" by John Fogerty.

If there were justice in the world, it woulda been Number One.


GravatarStill no statement from Chimpy on Jesse Helms


GravatarLet's see how the media handle Jesse Helms now. They didn't do so well for oh, about the past 50 years or so:

"And the man ABC News now describes as a "conservative icon" (8/22/01) in 1993 sang "Dixie" in an elevator to Carol Moseley-Braun, the first African-American woman elected to the Senate, bragging, "I'm going to make her cry. I'm going to sing Dixie until she cries." (Chicago Sun-Times, 8/5/93)

More recently, when a caller to CNN's Larry King Live show praised guest Jesse Helms for "everything you've done to help keep down the n****s," Helms' response was to salute the camera and say, "Well, thank you, I think." (Wilmington Star-News, 9/16/95)

From "Media Downplay Bigotry of Jesse Helms", FAIR, 8/31/01



http://www.fair.org/index.php?page=1871


Gravatarwhere do bad folks go when they die...

bit by a dog with a rabid tooth...


GravatarAndrea Mitchell moistens when she sees "Big Al" at full mast.

Imagine what her fantasies of McCain must be like.


GravatarOne by one, I see the old ghosts rising
Stumbling 'cross Big Muddy
Where the light gets dim
Day after day, another Mama's crying
She's lost her precious child
To a war that has no end

Did you hear 'em talkin' 'bout it
On the radio?
Did you stop to read the writing
At The Wall?
Did that voice inside you say
"I've seen this all before"?
It's like Deja Vu all over again...


GravatarFireworks I'd like to see....

my rocket to the sun taking off with trollz inside


GravatarStill no statement from Chimpy on Jesse Helms

He won't be sober for some time...


Gravatarhello again

for some reason haloscan mucked firefox or something did, as my computer just seized up


Gravatarthe ad currently displaying on Eschaton is of a virtual lady in black hotpants and a itsy bitsy red jacket and is slightly reveling her boobs

its for a computer game


Gravatarshe's either wearing tiny hotpants or a micro skirt


GravatarEchidne has the sexiest mosquito bites.


Wait, I'll come in again!


GravatarOK, Dalmatians are barking, meaning dinner is served shortly. You folks have a great 4th. Later.


Whew. Some escaped from Cindy McCain's net.


GravatarWell crap, one of my better sililoquies in the last month gets deadthreaded.


Gravatarmosquitos are bastards

when i hurt my knee in Switzerland I was laid up in hospital for a bit and i got bitten to death by a fraking mosquito and what was worse I was on some form of painkiller and half sleep half awake staring into the darkness and all i could hear was this loud buzzing and i woke up next morning with like 30 bits covering my body.


Gravatar*bites


Gravatarthe ad currently displaying on Eschaton is of a virtual lady in black hotpants and a itsy bitsy red jacket and is slightly reveling her boobs

I see dead people.


Gravatar i woke up next morning with like 30 bits covering my body.

A shave AND a haircut!


GravatarRevenge of the dead-threaded:

Well, yes, I think you could say I've been provoked by Friedman.

A blunder into the middle of a Fresh Air interview one time, as the interviewee was expounding at length. At first it sounded rather profound, then a couple of glossy generalities were thrown out and, finally, in response to a question from Terry, some simpering and giggling and a utter babble.

"Whoever this is, is a flippin' idiot", I said to myself, then Terry said, "We'll continue our interview with Tom Friedman after this break".

To hear him live is to know that he is the Great American Twit.


GravatarI have fireworks on my homepage. A pic taken by a friend.


GravatarWho can I insult on this thread?

Is Echidne here? I could say something nasty about the Finns.


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GravatarThe RNC is sending out "Hairspray" DVDs to help mobilize the base
with the message being elect McCain or everyday will be "Negro Day".

Here's hoping Barack
nominates Motor Mouth Maybell for secretary of state.


Gravatari woke up next morning with like 30 bits covering my body.
A shave AND a haircut!


No PEEKing or POKEing!


Gravataryou could insult the Brits

i wouldn't take it personally lol


GravatarI have fireworks on my homepage. A pic taken by a friend.

SillyString™ fireworks!


GravatarEchidne has the sexiest mosquito bites.


Wait, I'll come in again!


I look like a collapsed Julie Andrews right now, so all I have are the itchy bites.


GravatarA shave AND a haircut!

TWO BITES!


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Gravatarmake me fries!

101.9 playing "Yellow Ledbetter"...


GravatarIs Echidne here? I could say something nasty about the Finns.

I'm all ears (covered by the nun hairdo).


GravatarIs Echidne here? I could say something nasty about the Finns.

not if you ever hope to have a crowded house.


GravatarI look like a collapsed Julie Andrews right now, so all I have are the itchy bites.




Gravatarmind you it could of been the drugs making me think i had more bites than I actually had

i was pretty out of it on the first night there

you enter this weird state where your there but not there


Gravataryou could insult the Brits

Nahhh, there's no fun in that.

Perhaps the Manx...


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GravatarWho can I insult on this thread?

Insult 4legs - even more vile than me.


GravatarI want to go back to talking about kicking Freidman in the balls.


Gravatarcould hear was this loud buzzing and i woke up next morning with like 30 bits covering my body. - Moonbootica

If they were naughty bits the problem was something other than a mosquito.


GravatarI wonder if the idiot in chief, George W. Bush will celebrate the fourth of July by shoving M80's down frogs throats and blowing them up like he used to as a kid?


GravatarI want to go back to talking about kicking Freidman in the balls.
baba durag | 07.04.08 - 5:10 pm | #


I saw his house in Bethesda last month. You wanna see middle class values of hard word and furgality personified - go somewhere else.


GravatarI'm dead.


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Gravatarword -> work


Gravatarrootless-e | 07.04.08 - 5:12 pm |


Can I kick him now?


GravatarWait, I'll come in again!

U won't fucking BELIEVE the photo I took this morning.


GravatarWell, I've wracked my brains and I can't come up with a single bad thing to say about Finland.

I think I'll concentrate on the Manx.

They have impaired cats.

Hah!


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GravatarA shave AND a haircut!

watertiger

30 bits would be 7 1/2 Tastee Freez tickets at the new rate.


GravatarInsult 4legs - even more vile than me.

Go play on the freeway Elias.


GravatarWell, I've wracked my brains and I can't come up with a single bad thing to say about Finland.


Dark. Cold. Mosquitoes the size of tigers. Lots of drunken people.


GravatarSpider bites are worse than mosquito bites. They itch so much, you scratch in your sleep.


GravatarI want a moratorium on the phrase "to be continued." Who's with me...??


GravatarFjnns spkel fowney.


Gravatarthe Isle of Man is a self-governing Crown dependency. The island is not part of the United Kingdom, but foreign relations, defence, and ultimate good-governance of the Isle of Man are the responsibility of the government of the United Kingdom.


GravatarI want to go back to talking about kicking Freidman in the balls.

I have some poin-ted shoes...


Gravatar"Well, I've wracked my brains and I can't come up with a single bad thing to say about Finland."

Q: What's the closest thing to a fish's asshole?





A: A Finn


GravatarI have some poin-ted shoes...

watertiger


I repeat - ROWWRRR!


GravatarU won't fucking BELIEVE the photo I took this morning.

Of Echidne's mosquito bites?!


GravatarDark. Cold. Mosquitoes the size of tigers. Lots of drunken people. - Echidne

Hard to say bad things about a country where the justices say you have the right to call a cop a horsecock to his face in the local dialect.


GravatarThe Crown Dependencies are possessions of The Crown in Right of the United Kingdom, as opposed to overseas territories or colonies of the United Kingdom. They comprise the Channel Island bailiwicks of Jersey and Guernsey and the Isle of Man in the Irish Sea.

Being independently administrated jurisdictions, none forms part of the United Kingdom or of the European Union.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ Cro...rown_dependency


Gravatar" is for America to take the lead in solving the world’s problem."

My god, it was always right there in front of us. We just failed to see the simplest answer to everything.


GravatarContessa Brewer.

I would have gone for a stage name meself.

However, Contessa would be a good chapter president of her local Movers and Shakespeares chapter.


GravatarNEW YORK: A just released report by the US Army makes a severe indictment of the planning and conduct of the Iraq war. Both the civilian and military planning for a post-Saddam Iraq was inadequate, and that the US Army commanders didn’t foresee the full spectrum of operations needed to bring stability to the country, it said.

In the civilian arena, this is particularly true in the case of refugees, millions of Iraqis who had to flee their own country in desperation. According to official estimates Iraqi refugees now total almost 5mn people, and are part of one of the most tragic humanitarian crises in the region.

According to Amnesty International, countries are evading their responsibility towards Iraqi refugees by promoting a false sense of security in Iraq, which is neither safe nor suitable for their return.

The organisation stressed that the world’s richest countries are failing to provide necessary assistance to Iraqi refugees, "most of whom are plunged in despair and hurtling towards destitution".

According to the most recent estimates of the UN High Commissioner for Refugees (UNHCR), the number of Iraqis who have fled their homes has now reached 4.7mn. This is the highest number since the US-led invasion and the subsequent internal armed conflict in Iraq.


http://www.uruknet.info/?p=m4542...&hd=&size=1& l=e


GravatarDark. Cold. Mosquitoes the size of tigers. Lots of drunken people.

There's a magical-realism novel there.

You'd have to write it in Spanish, of course.

Gabriel Garcia Pekkonnen.


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GravatarOf Echidne's haircut?!

watertiger |


feathered your trim


GravatarI'm dead.


-
Jesse Helms


How could they tell?

/channeling Dorothy Parker re Calvin Coolidge


GravatarGabriel Garcia Pekkonnen.
spork_incident


I dated her once. Dark. Bumpy.


GravatarOk. I'm going out now. In a baseball cap.


GravatarPekkonen


Gravatar(º)(º)


Gravatarfeathered your trim

Hey, now! 


GravatarDeep Thought:

"Why didn't Melanie Daniels just leave Bodega Bay?"


GravatarGo play on the freeway Elias.
fourlegsgood, exuberant | Homepage | 07.04.08 - 5:14 pm | #


Not elias. When I got banned from Shakepeare's sister today, one comment was that I was horrible, but not quite as bad as you.

Shows I have to work harder.


Gravataroats and carrots?

oats and apples?

oats and peas?

baloney and ham?

baloney and pepperoni?

apple and carrot pie?


[the girls are playing a horse castle make-believe, and are discussing the menu]


Gravatar Are You Now or Have You Ever Been...a Racist?


GravatarWhat Jamison Foser said is all true, of course, but it won't matter. Yes, yes, the media worship the ground McCain walks on (when he isn't walking on water). Yes, yes, criticism of McCain is verboten. Yes, yes, criticism of Obama is to be encouraged, especially when someone who is known to support him says anything whatsoever about McCain.

Won't matter. McCain's gonna lose, and if the media canonize him, they're gonna lose as well.

Works for me.

Wife and BBQ call. Gotta go.


GravatarHave fun, Echidne. We love ya.


GravatarLet's see how the media handle Jesse Helms now. They didn't do so well for oh, about the past 50 years or so:

"And the man ABC News now describes as a "conservative icon" (8/22/01) in 1993 sang "Dixie" in an elevator to Carol Moseley-Braun, the first African-American woman elected to the Senate, bragging, "I'm going to make her cry. I'm going to sing Dixie until she cries."


Talk about a Macaca moment. Too bad Bono wasn't around to explain to him why being a close-minded hateful bigot was bad.


GravatarCan I kick him now?
baba durag | 07.04.08 - 5:13 pm | #

Please.


GravatarWell, I've wracked my brains and I can't come up with a single bad thing to say about Finland.

Isn't it pitch-black there about 364 days a year?


GravatarWhew. Some escaped from Cindy McCain's net.

watertiger | Homepage | 07.04.08 - 5:04 pm | #

Campaign song versions

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G...h? v=GZHFP1B0Okc


GravatarHey, now!

watertiger |


I changed it from 'tassels'!


Gravatarbo -

Your take on Friedman was dead on.


GravatarI dated her once. Dark. Bumpy.

The tiger-sized mosquitos, no doubt.


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Gravatarfeathered your trim


That kinda tickles...


GravatarOf Echidne's mosquito bites?!


Noes.

Bunnies.


GravatarI changed it from 'tassels'!

My personal grooming habits are between me and that Korean lady at the salon.


GravatarThe going rate of exploitation


GravatarThat kinda tickles...




Gravatar"Why didn't Melanie Daniels just leave Bodega Bay?"

Because Hitchcock had her chained.


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GravatarBunnies.

Echidne had bunny bites?


GravatarI think the Finns tax alcohol at a pretty high rate.


Gravatarno doubt, spork


Gravatar"Why didn't Melanie Daniels just leave Bodega Bay?"


She was all aflutter.


GravatarRIL, I wondered that too.. Also, the entire scene in the diner, with the creepy old ornithologist-lady, seems weird. Was that dialog an allegory for political apathy?

Coulda been--Hitchcock might have been that subtle about politics as well as scariness.


GravatarContessa Brewer is a 3rd rate journalist.

That said, as long as I have a head on my shoulders, she'll have a place to sit.


GravatarYes, yes, the media worship the ground McCain walks on (when he isn't walking on water).

When reegun would give pressers and speeches, I would cringe.

In retrospect, considering the republic presidents since Nixon, reegun at his most senile was a great communicator than any of the rest of the douchebags.

McCain't is laughable. How his useless, stupid, sorry ass can be put on a pedestal by anyone is unfathomable.


GravatarI think the Finns tax alcohol at a pretty high rate.
leibniz leibkins


You got proof of that?


GravatarSpeaking of bunnnies, we're babysitting our grandbunny, a black dwarf sweetie named Osita!


Gravatar Was that dialog an allegory for political apathy?

I don't know, but I'm glad that Temptress Melanie Daniels smacked the hysterical hausfrau who kept saying that people were "scaring the children" when it was she who was so obviously scared out of her wits.


GravatarWas that dialog an allegory for political apathy?

"Stop it!  You're scaring the children!"


GravatarBunnies.

Bunnies!


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Gravatarreegun was more of a great communicator...


GravatarOkay, at last, pictures:

http://plush-life.blogspot.com/2...th-of- july.html

pictures that even trademark dave will love.


Gravatarechidne


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l...h? v=le5uCYIHs6Y


GravatarAnyone who does not scream EEEEEEP after looking at my bunny pics is an asshole.

The end.



GravatarHoly moley, those poor rabbits!


GravatarRod Taylor annoys me for some reason.


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GravatarStrangely quiet fourth of July here. A few years ago it was like riding through a war zone.


GravatarHoly moley, those poor rabbits!

No, they loved it.

They're sitting on ice packs so they're nice and cool and everyone was petting them and fussing over them.

The fucking loved it.


GravatarThose are mighty mellow bunnies. Our grandbunny won't even stand for the special flip 'em over and hypnotize 'em trick that always worked on my pet bunnies.


GravatarStrangely quiet fourth of July here. A few years ago it was like riding through a war zone.
Lumpenprolitariot


Have you seen the bunnies?

EEEEP!


GravatarThose are mighty mellow bunnies. Our grandbunny won't even stand for the special flip 'em over and hypnotize 'em trick that always worked on my pet bunnies.

Apparently the trick is to put them on an icepack.


Gravatar"Strangely quiet fourth of July here. A few years ago it was like riding through a war zone."

8 years of a Bush presidency has left most of us feeling less than patriotic.


GravatarBUNNY IN A TANK!


GravatarApparently the trick is to put them on an icepack.

Worth a try!


GravatarHow funny is the bunny in the tank?

His name is.... no lie.... BRADLEY


GravatarApparently the trick is to put them on an icepack.

Bunsicles.


GravatarBUNNY IN A TANK!

WEARING A HELMET!!!!




GravatarWhoever put those rabbits in those outfits came within a hare's breadth of animal abuse!


GravatarHow funny is the bunny in the tank?

His name is.... no lie.... BRADLEY


Only way that would be more amusing is if his name was Dukakis


GravatarHis name is.... no lie.... BRADLEY

E-e-xcelent.


Gravatareverybody wants to be a cat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e...h?v=eSX8eWZ8- wI


later


GravatarSadly, trademark dave will never see these patriotic bunnies because I'm probably still killfiled.

tant pis


GravatarFinnish bunnies the size of mosquitoes?


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Gravatarmosquito bunnies


GravatarWhoever put those rabbits in those outfits came within a hare's breadth of animal abuse!

Now THIS is animal abuse:

http://smg.photobucket.com/ album...nt=IMG_7343.jpg


just pic


GravatarOur cockatiel is going nuts to the soundtrack of that movie!


GravatarOh my dog, those bunnies are hilarious and adorable!


GravatarBjorkBjorkBjorkBjorkBjork
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Gravatar(Trying to think of more rabbit puns.)


GravatarOh my dog, those bunnies are hilarious and adorable!

They seem to retain their dignity.


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Gravatar(Trying to think of more rabbit puns.)

You're just lapin' it up.


GravatarBjorkBjorkBjorkBjorkBjork

SwanSwanSwanSwanSwan


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GravatarI say again: zero comments my ass!


GravatarOh my dog, those bunnies are hilarious and adorable!

I haz doggies 2

http://plush-life.blogspot.com/2...2-you- noes.html


Gravatar(Trying to think of more rabbit puns.)

You're just lapin' it up.

watertiger


I'd pun, but I don't know jack about rabbits...


GravatarWhat if you dressed one of those rabbits up as Bugs Bunny in "Water, Water, Every Hare" ("Oh my, what an innnnnnnnnnnteresting monster!")


Gravatar"He had a name...twooo names!"

ID that movie!


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Gravatarspork_incident: SwanSwanSwanSwanSwan

Is that the wanker from OrangeSatan?
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GravatarI say again: zero comments my ass!
Apprentice to Darth Holden


Bunnies or birds, not asses. Please get with the program.


Gravataralright, who wants Maddie?

she is too big to be doing this


GravatarBjorkBjorkBjorkBjorkBjork

SwanSwanSwanSwanSwan


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spork_incident | Homepage | 07.04.08 - 5:39 pm | #


And yet back in the 70s, nobody gave Elton John any grief about that stupid duck suit.


GravatarFounders wouldn't be impressed, poll shows

Right. Because they liked walking around with smelly assholes and dying of old age at 45.


Gravatar"He had a name...twooo names!"

ID that movie!


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spork_incident | Homepage | 07.04.08 - 5:40 pm | #


I have no idea...this is irking me.


Gravatar"liked walking around with smelly assholes and dying of old age at 45."

The Republican Plan for a Renewed American Prosperity?


GravatarAnd yet back in the 70s, nobody gave Elton John any grief about that stupid duck suit.

It was the 70's.

We were all high


Gravatar8 years of a Bush presidency has left most of us feeling less than patriotic.
macacawitz

That and we just got past the one year mark of the flood.


GravatarI haz doggies 2

Very happy to see the canines represented!


GravatarAnd yet back in the 70s, nobody gave Elton John any grief about that stupid duck suit.

I did. I thought it sucked.


GravatarI have no idea...this is irking me.

Hint: Scottish movie.


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GravatarVery happy to see the canines represented!

I haz more, but they'll have to wait until later.


GravatarHoly crap, I got more comments