HULK SMASHED
brains!
me preznit. me stoopeed.
Impeach!
Hola!
Don't piss on my back and tell me its raining.
high!
hail to the pod person.
Sheetses.
Hello!
The incredible disappearing comments...WTF?
Ugh.At least she imploded and lost to a Demorcat.
What do we want?
brains!
When do we want it?
brains!
Oops, posted sheets on the new sheets. My bad.
"BRAIINS"
-F N STEIN
here yet?
"It's Amway calling will you accept teh charges"
Just say NO to Drudge
Oops, posted sheets on the new sheets. My bad.
ThinlyVeiled
Short sheeting.
List
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby normal.
Remember a couple of weeks ago when Texas was part of the "firewall"? Now it looks like it won't even count.
I love the smell of desperation in the morning! It smells like....!
Well, actually, it smells nasty, and I don't like it at all.
Ezra's question, "Whyis she paying these people" is a very good one.
It speaks, I think, to Hillary's serious problem here: she's surrounded by asstards.
Ezra pretty much says it all when he says, "Why is she paying these people?"
two questions today:
1) has mukasy replied to pelosi yet?
2) to whom is john mccain speaking when he says "friends..."
Oops, posted sheets on the new sheets. My bad.
ThinlyVeiled, Improving
Just because Atrios stuck a finger into his brain doesn't mean you should too!
Who ever wrote that has a future as a business journalist/pundit. There's nothing wrong with the economy until its crashed and burned and then they proclaim that we've hit bottom already and there's nowhere to go but up! up! up!
Abby who?
Abby normal.
Billy B
Abby Dabba Doo
Abby Hoffman
Abbi tatton
BRAINS.
H. Lecter
List
Yay!!! I'm SOMEBODY!!!!!
And now that I've read the link:
Oy. That is some kind of stupid.
LEAP BABY
Remember a couple of weeks ago when Texas was part of the "firewall"? Now it looks like it won't even count.
Unfortunately for Hillary, the firewall was running through ISS and some kids from Hong Kong busted through and uploaded porn and Gwar mp3s.
Don't piss on my back and tell me its raining.
nashvegasdawg |
in fact, just don't piss on my back. at all.
Initially my one problem with Senator Clinton, the vote on the Iraqi are resolution.
Her poorly handled campaign has only sunk my opinion lower. Should she get the nomination I will unhesitatingly vote for her, but I think we ought to start analyzing what Obama is doing right, wather then nitpicking what he's doing wrong.
Filed under Spin, political, subsection goal post moving.
i wonder if it would do any good to speak to george bush as if he were as stupid as george bush. i guess cheney has already mastered that.
Remember a couple of weeks ago when Texas was part of the "firewall"? Now it looks like it won't even count.
MikeJ
So we're already back to being insignificant?
Figures.
Still, TX SOS says 601,000 voted early in the Dem. primary. I still think that bodes well for Dems in Texas in November. (Total turnout for both primaries in '04 was only 272,000).
Don't piss on my back and tell me its raining.
nashvegasdawg
Hey, now, there's some of us in the 19% that don't mind that!
[/Larry Craig]
From the link's comment section:
"There are actually very few Democrats who will vote against either Hillary or Obama in November, if the one they prefer does not win the nomination. Unfortunately, almost all of them spend their time writing angry notes to blogs."
Took the words right outta my mouth...
---
List
Yay!!! I'm SOMEBODY!!!!!
Regrettably, I'm not one of the regulars, so it doesn't fully count.
Did I come off too much like a concern troll?
Fuck. I blame the cold.
LEAP BABY
Vicki, Who ♥ new nephew
Aren't they supposed to kind of ooze out? I would think a leap would make it hard to catch. Slippery, and stuff.
It speaks, I think, to Hillary's serious problem here: she's surrounded by asstards.
Well, they didn't get there by themselves. She chose to surround herself with them, and she's the one who continues to take their advice... I honestly, truly had hoped for much better from her.
wather then nitpicking what he's doing wrong.
BUT HE SAID "CRISIS" ONCE!!!1!ONE! ZOMG!
I have a problem with anyone who is involved in the DLC.
Period.
I just signed something, gave it to my secretary, and said,
"I expect that's the last time I'll ever sign something at work and date it "Feb 29".
Happy Leap Day.
agree with scoopernicus. i dont think obama would have handled losing as gracelessly as clinton has--maybe it's the people around her, but she chose those people.
From the link's comment section:
"There are actually very few Democrats who will vote against either Hillary or Obama in November, if the one they prefer does not win the nomination. Unfortunately, almost all of them spend their time writing angry notes to blogs."
i'm voting for kucinch.
(it's georgia. i can do whatever i want.)
Extended Warranty? How can I lose?
Why did I think Sadie Hawkins Day is Leap Year's Day?
The google assures me that it is not.
one fact thats hard to dispute; most of the states obama has taken will go for mccain over barry or hillary. what does that mean? damned if i know.
"There are actually very few Democrats who will vote against either Hillary or Obama in November, if the one they prefer does not win the nomination. Unfortunately, almost all of them spend their time writing angry notes to blogs."
Took the words right outta my mouth...
Exactly
and um, my first post was a PARODY of a concern troll.
Yeah. that's the ticket.
Regrettably, I'm not one of the regulars, so it doesn't fully count.
shawk
Listing is a right not a privelege
i wonder if it would do any good to speak to george bush as if he were as stupid as george bush. i guess cheney has already mastered that.
thesword
What was that quote re: the best way to deal with an idiot is to say what it is you want him/her to do and then say it was his/her idea?
rather then nitpicking what he's doing wrong.
racist!
I just talked to Nim again, and he said, "It's gonna be a long day."
You know, I am a bit of a professional hack writer. I CAN be bought. Give me ten cents a word and I can do an essay on damned near anything from any point of view.
(And it will not be plagiarized and it will be at least decent)
Fools.
i'm voting for kucinch.
(it's georgia. i can do whatever i want.)
dirk gently, sociopathetic
I could have voted for Dodd or Edwards. Now I'm wondering if Kucinich was on there, too, and I just didn't notice....
in fact, just don't piss on my back. at all.
Oh my. Someone's got they drawers in a wad.
Still, TX SOS says 601,000 voted early in the Dem. primary. I still think that bodes well for Dems in Texas in November. (Total turnout for both primaries in '04 was only 272,000).
Rmj, Bemused Theologist
Unbelievable.
A campaign that says things like this ("if he doesn't win people are having second thoughts") is sure asking to be clobbered with that kind of statement.
And I agree with Ezra; who are they talking to?
the polls ive seen have obama beating mccain.
I have a problem with anyone who is involved in the DLC.
Period.
ErinPDX, jazzist
Even the sax players?
Aren't they supposed to kind of ooze out?
And they feel like bags of sand.
But when I think of "leap" babies, I think of this:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1QPK-SNGn8I
Why did I think Sadie Hawkins Day is Leap Year's Day?
The google assures me that it is not.
I have an uncle who got propositioned on Sadie Hawkins day. He said yes.
Oh my. Someone's got they drawers in a wad.
Billy B | Homepage | 02.29.08 - 1:32 pm | #
what are these "drawers" of which you speak?
What was that quote re: the best way to deal with an idiot is to say what it is you want him/her to do and then say it was his/her idea?
doncjesuis, Tina Fey fan
Well, (in all seriousness), they teach pastors to do that when dealing with congregations, so it must be true....
the polls ive seen have obama beating mccain.
pretzelattack | 02.29.08 - 1:32 pm | #
i confess: i'd like to see obama beating mccain with a pole.
Does McCain wear Boxers or Briefs?
Depends...
old jokes never go out of style.
Well, nap time, y'all.
Carry on.
Peace.
i confess: i'd like to see obama beating mccain with a pole.
dirk gently, sociopathetic | Homepage | 02.29.08 - 1:34 pm | #
I'd settle for a Romanian.
Why did I think Sadie Hawkins Day is Leap Year's Day?
I have a calendar that says it's "Bachelors' Day."
anyone thinking obama can beat mccain in texas? you are truly retarded.
Aren't they supposed to kind of ooze out? I would think a leap would make it hard to catch. Slippery, and stuff.
V for Virginia, home again
You just made me think of the Simpsons
episode with the flying BBQ pig: "It's just a little slimy. It's still good! It's still good!"
What was that quote re: the best way to deal with an idiot is to say what it is you want him/her to do and then say it was his/her idea?
doncjesuis, Tina Fey fan
"don't argue with idiots - they will bring you down to their level, and then beat you with experience."
"Barack Obama has decided upon a "win the nomination" strategy, while we believe that our "mismanage virtually every step of the campaign whilst alientating all of our core supporters and flat-out insulting half the electorate" strategy will ulimately pay dividends."
--Clinton campaign
i confess: i'd like to see obama beating mccain with a pole.
dirk gently, sociopathetic
Rubber hose filled with lead. Or, the old Chicago PD favorite, sap gloves.
I'm as drunk as George Bush.
If he cannot win all of these states with all this effort, there's a problem.
Does this mean their polls show they are going to win at least one, but probably not by much?
The tv heads keep saying she's got to win and big in TX and OH.
anyone thinking Clinton can beat mccain in texas? you are truly retarded.
I'm as drunk as George Bush.
NTodd, Änti-VNF
Yet still more coherent....
doesn't matter - mccain can't be elected. he's not a natural born citizen.
I'm as drunk as George Bush.
NTodd, Änti-VNF
Yet still more coherent....
Rmj, Bemused Theologist
Only because I haven't injected the sheep semen into my brain yet. That's after dinner...
i confess: i'd like to see obama beating mccain with a pole.
dirk gently, sociopathetic
Obama has the height and reach, and McCain can't lift up his arms, so I'd say it's pretty much a given.
Also, during a debate, Obama really has to ask McCain if he's a turtle. Even if he feigns ignorance his campaign will get bankrupted the number of drinks he'll owe.
The tv heads keep saying she's got to win and big in TX and OH.
And the theory there being that she would narrow Obama's delegate lead enough so that making up the difference with Super Delegates becomes possible.
Who is this aimed at? Political reporters know it's dumb. Political junkies know it's dumb. Superdelegates aren't going to be taken in by it. What's the target audience?
Diehard Clintonites.
"Still, TX SOS says 601,000 voted early in the Dem. primary. I still think that bodes well for Dems in Texas in November. (Total turnout for both primaries in '04 was only 272,000).
Rmj,"
Don't forget the almost 3 to 1 advantage the Dems have in the early voting over the Republicans.
This state is going blue again.
What worries me is the possibility that Obama will continue to make speeches.
It makes you wonder how long our political process can handle that sort of behavior.
Only because I haven't injected the sheep semen into my brain yet. That's after dinner...
NTodd, Änti-VNF
Atrios has a finger you can use.
he's not a natural born citizen.
oh please.
anyone thinking obama can beat mccain in texas? you are truly retarded.
hilldick | 02.29.08 - 1:34 pm | #
i think it is possible. even in dallas, diehard wingnuts are saying they will vote for obama. maybe its all the bipartisan buttkissing on social security, who knows, but at any rate the guy is going to win the election, and a centrist dem is so much better than any republican that im getting all weepy over the prospect.
Diehard Clintonites.
It would be in poor taste to call them a cult. I doubt any real Democrat would stoop that low.
anyone thinking obama can beat mccain in texas? you are truly retarded.
hilldick
if it helps you not to feel so all alone, then yes, assume we are all retarded.
The Clinton campaign wants something to happen that will give those SuperDelegates who'd prefer to vote for her a decent rationale for their actions.
Thus, they keep moving Obama's goalposts further and further away.
Good luck with that.
maybe its all the bipartisan buttkissing on social security, who knows
Wow so the imaginary BS about his SoSec position is working in his favor???
I have a problem with anyone who is involved in the DLC.
Period.
ErinPDX, jazzist
*
That tends to be where I settle out.
And I would not feel so all alone.
EEEEVerybody must be retarded!!!
(trombone solo)
oh please.
The Old Man From Scene 24
aw, c'mon - it's funny!
"According to the State Department:
Despite widespread popular belief, U.S. military installations abroad and U.S. diplomatic or consular facilities are not part of the United States within the meaning of the 14th Amendment. A child born on the premises of such a facility is not subject to the jurisdiction of the United States and does not acquire U.S. citizenship by reason of birth.
This raises a shitload of issues for the Government. If they concede that McCain is a natural born U.S. Citizen, they will have to recognize ALL the kids that were born on U.S. military installations. McCain's parents had to file a lot of paperwork to confirm his citizenship as do many military and overseas families."
(alternet)
You just made me think of the Simpsons
episode with the flying BBQ pig: "It's just a little slimy. It's still good! It's still good!"
doncjesuis, Tina Fey fan
Upright Citizens Brigade: "We've got a runner!"
I have a problem with anyone who is involved in the DLC.
Period.
ErinPDX, jazzist
i have a problem with anyone involved with the rnc.
I have a problem with anyone who is involved in the DLC.
Period.
ErinPDX, jazzist
*
That tends to be where I settle out.
The DLC, losing elections even the elections they win, since 2000.
He was born a US Citizen, this approach is even weaker than the Cheney's from TX thing.
Bob Dylan, Olympic Center lake Placid 4 years ago.
Edie Brickell opened.
hey, i said he's a centrist. he is going to win despite the bs on social security, and i hope it is just a bit of bait and switch to win the general. i still support the guy; he would get the country moving in the right direction, instead of taking it in the wrong direction like mccain. and a bit of waffling on social security is far preferable to clinton waffling on iraq, and some of the stuff her campaign has pulled lately has really turned me off.
Um, if your parents are US citizens, so are you, no matter where your birth takes place. Silliness.
If they concede that McCain is a natural born U.S. Citizen, they will have to recognize ALL the kids that were born on U.S. military installations
Only if they're Republican presidential candidates.
He was born a US Citizen, this approach is even weaker than the Cheney's from TX thing.
The Old Man From Scene 24
it's FUNNY.
From below.
When it comes to the National Anthem, George H.W. Bush & Obama have a lot in common:
http://www.jabberwonk.com/flinke...fm?
cliid=1gx8qi
I guess their both traitors now aren't they spammers?
Obama responds to Hillary's 3am Ad.
http://
tpmelectioncentral.talkin...l_never_use.php
Works in a slam at McCain.
I'm not worried.
Don't forget the almost 3 to 1 advantage the Dems have in the early voting over the Republicans.
This state is going blue again.
EkCenTriK
I think more likely, deep purple. Texas, as I've said before, has been a one-party state since Reconstruction. I'd be happy if it were two parties, at last.
And the GOP has nobody to vote over. It's McCain, or it's Huckabee, and most people in Texas don't have that much respect for Arkansas, despite the fact Huckabee is a Southern Baptist preacher.
Still, I think Texas is changing, and I'm hoping it finally becomes two-parties and the change hits the Lege.
it's FUNNY.
dirk gently, sociopathetic
I'm wondering why mccain doens't enetr to "Panama" by van halen
This raises a shitload of issues for the Government. If they concede that McCain is a natural born U.S. Citizen, they will have to recognize ALL the kids that were born on U.S. military installations.
"We thereby hold that Senator McCain is a US citizen by birth, and fully eligible to be President. This decision should not be interpreted to apply to any other cases, and in fact we pre-emptively find that anyone else with the same circumstances is not a US citizen. The latter finding is binding for all future cases. Also, Roe v. Wade is hereby overturned. Kthxbi."
--Justice Roberts
tkk got front-paged. 
though i still think celebrity death lotteries are sick
Man, that 1790 law was, according to the reactionary McBush hatred leage, nullified by the 14th amendment then?
Is that what I'm hearing?
household income in the United States was $44,389 in 2005 , and households making over $75,000 per year made up the top quartile of household incomes.
america is FULL of poor fuckers (and i mean that with the most respect)
it is disgusting that $75k/anum in a household is considered top 25%, that ain't a real lot of money, yet 75% of our entire population is below that number (per household)
i have a problem with anyone involved with the rnc.
You also have bunched-up knickers.
BOBO concludes his column today with this about a conversation he had with Bill Buckley:
[Buckley] looked at me with a confused expression. He had no idea what I could possibly be talking about.
it could be on BOBO's headstone.
I have a problem with anyone who is involved in the DLC.
i have a problem with anyone involved with the rnc.
Is this the MPLA
or is this the UDA
or is this the IRA?
I thought it was the UK
Or just another country
it's FUNNY.
dirk gently, sociopathetic
It is; who was the Clinton supporter who was on one of the nooz shows saying it was fine for Obama to wear the clothing of his "native country?"
Give me a motherfucking break. Even the Dems are doing it.
's FUNNY.
If they concede that McCain is a natural born U.S. Citizen, they will have to recognize ALL the kids that were born on U.S. military installations
McCain's not a natural bporn citizen, and his wife's not a natural blonde. I see a pattern.
...and a bit of waffling on social security...
I'm curious to know what you think the "waffling" on SoSec is?
Upright Citizens Brigade: "We've got a runner!"
V for Virginia, home again
--Justice Roberts
Dave J. | Homepage | 02.29.08 - 1:42 pm
that's the spirit!
BOBO concludes his column today with this about a conversation he had with Bill Buckley:
[Buckley] looked at me with a confused expression. He had no idea what I could possibly be talking about.
It's not just Bill Buckley who did/does that with Bobo.
oh oh i have touched a true believers nerve. i supported edwards, but i am willing to support obama. if that isnt enough for you, just scroll on by my comments. i didnt check my brain at the door when i decided to vote for obama.
so if Obama doesn't win in a state HRC had a 27 point lead in last month then he is a loser?
am I getting this right?
Also, Roe v. Wade is hereby overturned. Kthxbi."
--Justice Roberts
Dave J. |
it's FUNNY.
It's also something that'll get the opposition's goat.
Everytime they pull the Muslim Barack Hussein Obama shtick we come back with "well, y'know, McCain's not really a US citizen."
McCain's not a natural bporn citizen, and his wife's not a natural blonde. I see a pattern.
Hesiod | 02.29.08 - 1:43 pm | #
it's not even his wife. it's his mistress.
"what god has joined together let no man put asunder."
it's FUNNY.
what-EVAH! 
I have a problem with anyone who is involved in the DLC.
i have a problem with anyone involved with the rnc.
Sadly, only a whisker's hair difference between the two.
too bad the DLC would rather take apart their own party members who differ with them, that focus on the whisker hair difference of the RNC.
Everytime they pull the Muslim Barack Hussein Obama shtick we come back with "well, y'know, McCain's not really a US citizen."
And throw in a little jab like "no wonder he wants to grant illegal aliens amnesty."
It's not just Bill Buckley who did/does that with Bobo.
Supreme Commander Thor
Fucking perfect.
Laura Flanders is filling in for Randi Rhodes and she's spent the whole hour with Ralph Fucking Nader and his minion.
Blech.
so if Obama doesn't win in a state HRC had a 27 point lead in last month then he is a loser?
am I getting this right?
yup.
The block of hotel rooms at the Marriott for EschaCon is sold out.
I wrote them to see if we could get more, but I haven't heard back yet. The contact is out until Monday.
The Obama campaign and its allies are outspending us two to one in paid media and have sent more staff into the March 4 states. In fact, when all is totaled, Senator Obama and his allies have outspent Senator Clinton by a margin of $18.4 million to $9.2 million on advertising in the four states that are voting next Tuesday.
So if Hillary has all this money, and is going around saying TX and OH are must-wins for her, why has she only spent $9M there??????
You also have bunched-up knickers.
Billy B | Homepage | 02.29.08 - 1:43 pm | #
i will grant you that if i had knickers, they would be bunched up.
freeee-eeee-bird!
it's not even his wife. it's his mistress.
"what god has joined together let no man put asunder."
Well, McCain does hate Catholics. And Jews. He hasn't renounced, denounced, or prenounced Hagee's endorsement.
"Uno burrito de sesos, por favor".
And throw in a little jab like "no wonder he wants to grant illegal aliens amnesty."
Hesiod
Yes indeedy.
The block of hotel rooms at the Marriott for EschaCon is sold out.
I told you not to worry...
Let's be clear about what Obama did, once in 2003 and twice before that. He effectively voted for infanticide. He voted to allow doctors to deny medically appropriate treatment or, worse yet, actively kill a completely delivered living baby. Infanticide - I wonder if he'll add this to the list of changes in his next victory speech and if the crowd will roar: "Yes, we can."
Rick Santorum Op Ed
i will grant you that if i had knickers, they would be bunched up.
I like to wear my knickers long, like Cal Ripken.
so if Obama doesn't win in a state HRC had a 27 point lead in last month then he is a loser?
am I getting this right?
yup.
What's their spin if he does win Ohio? "We were outspent! On to Pennsylvania, and their 5% bias against black people!"
Howard Wolfson is now complaining that reporters aren't asking Obama more questions about Rezko.
It's all rather sad.
$30 million for that kind of professional assistance.
so if Obama doesn't win in a state HRC had a 27 point lead in last month then he is a loser?
Not just win, but "win decisively" according to HRC's campaign. Which probably means that a 9 point Obama victory is going to magically turn into a HRC victory once Ickes/Penn start talking.
"well, y'know,that adulterer McCain's not really a US citizen."
Sufferin' Succotash | 02.29.08 - 1:45 pm | #
c'mon - it's funny because it's TRUE.
oh oh i have touched a true believers nerve. i supported edwards, but i am willing to support obama. i
the point is that Obama's position on SoSec is EXACTLY THE SAME as Edwards. Yet people continue to believe that there's a "problem" with his position on the subject without actually knowing what the "problem" is supposed to be.
I told you not to worry...
NTodd
Yes, you did. Thank you.
My Virgo nature thanks you for your kind support.
please, its full stupid ahead!!!!!!!
Let's be clear about what Obama did, once in 2003 and twice before that. He effectively voted for infanticide. He voted to allow doctors to deny medically appropriate treatment or, worse yet, actively kill a completely delivered living baby. Infanticide - I wonder if he'll add this to the list of changes in his next victory speech and if the crowd will roar: "Yes, we can."
Rick Santorum Op Ed
When Obama comes to Pennsylvania Santurum is going to take his baby in a jar and make a molotov cocktail
It's also something that'll get the opposition's goat.
Everytime they pull the Muslim Barack Hussein Obama shtick we come back with "well, y'know, McCain's not really a US citizen."
precisely!!!!!
Am Obama is proving very very good at hitting back.
We can't spare this man, he fights.
Howard Wolfson is now complaining that reporters aren't asking Obama more questions about Rezko.
It's all rather sad.
$30 million for that kind of professional assistance.
Shit, I could give that sort of advice for 1/3 the price!
So if Hillary has all this money, and is going around saying TX and OH are must-wins for her, why has she only spent $9M there??????
Dave J.
She's going to horde the rest for her 2012 primary Challenge to President Obama.
I like to wear my knickers long, like Cal Ripken.
Billy B | Homepage | 02.29.08 - 1:48 pm | #
to cover the needle marks?
. Infanticide - I wonder if he'll add this to the list of changes in his next victory speech and if the crowd will roar: "Yes, we can."
Rick Santorum Op Ed
lovesick
Stay Classy, Rick
Or just another country
MikeJ
oh Bullocks
Santorum is insane. Fuck him.