I'MMA LET YOU FINISH

GravatarYou're sure it was his tie?


Gravatar Ice underneath the Mars lander


GravatarThird


GravatarSo it's a Hulk tie cloggin' up my intertubes? Damn it!


Gravatarbetterthanmer


GravatarTime to get them tubes tied


GravatarThe Tube Man Cometh.......


GravatarTime to get them tubes tied
Hontlia


Shame someone never said that to Bar Bush.

Preferably BEFORE her wedding.


GravatarMy Gosh.


Gravatarbetterthanmer
leibniz leibkins ♘☮

Ha! Not so fast there.


GravatarIf it cheers you up Miami is up 5-0 over Missouri. Gone yard twice.


GravatarGone.


Gravatarre-HICA!

TOOOOOOBZ!
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Gravatarleibniz, you might be faster, but not better.


Gravataris the rules committee going to emerge with a decision, or are they going to stagger out one at a time with blood spattered all over the walls?

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GravatarThe Old Man From Scene 24: Ice underneath the Mars lander

Is it in fact frozen water?

Or coconut milk?
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Gravatardirk, you definitely showed up at the wrong time to pick up some cheerage.

I saw an amazing concert a few years back with Emmylou Harris, Patty Griffin, Gillian Welch and others. About halfway through Emmylou said: "I hope y'all weren't expecting to hear a lot of happy songs this evening!"



GravatarMars ice, baby.


GravatarI heard that the late return of the Committee is because of a dispute that arose at lunchtime over just what, exactly, was "french dressing"

Harold Ickes insisted that it was a simple dijon vinaigrette while Donna Brazille said that the same formulation but with ketchup was also French.

Fisticuffs ensued with the spillage of much romaine lettuce.


GravatarThe rooooolz.


Gravataris the rules committee going to emerge with a decision, or are they going to stagger out one at a time with blood spattered all over the walls?

Watch the baseball instead, is my advice.


GravatarColonel, how the fuck did you expect us to convict anybody if we allowed you keep imposing those ridiculous condtions?
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A judge hearing a war crimes case at Guantanamo Bay who publicly expressed frustration with military prosecutors' refusal to give evidence to the defense has been dismissed, tribunal officials confirmed Friday.
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Only thing finer than 'Merican justice is 'Merican military justice.


GravatarIs it in fact frozen water?


Apparently. They landed where they did because they thought there was ice near the surface. The landing rockets must've blown the dirt away.


GravatarI saw an amazing concert a few years back with Emmylou Harris, Patty Griffin, Gillian Welch and others. About halfway through Emmylou said: "I hope y'all weren't expecting to hear a lot of happy songs this evening!"


SteveLG

John Gorka opened with an upbeat song and then said, "Well, that was my entire repertoire of upbeat music. The rest range from sad to suicide inducing." (But he did amuse everyone with funny stories and jokes between songs)


GravatarAbout halfway through Emmylou said: "I hope y'all weren't expecting to hear a lot of happy songs this evening!"

Song sung blue
Everybody knows one
Song sung blue
Every garden grows one

Me and you are subject to the blues now and then
But when you take the blues and make a song
You sing them out again
Sing them out again


great. now i'm depressed AND i have an earworm.


Gravatar{{{Jeffraham!!!}}}

Are you and the boys having a good Saturday?


GravatarNASA proves that this country is still capable of doing good things in spite of 7 1/2 years of chimperialism.


GravatarYou're talking about Alice Sheldon, who wrote under the name "James Tiptree Jr".
Great Cthulhu | 05.31.08 - 5:24 pm |

Alice Sheldon, a/k/a James Tiptree, Jr., Racoona Sheldon, and one other pseudonym, I think.
Rmj, Syndicate Theologist | 05.31.08 - 5:24 pm |


i like sci fi a lot, but i never read her stuff. what would be the best one or two tiptree books to start with?

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GravatarRep. Michele Bachmann’s (R-MN) affections for President Bush are infamous. At the 2007 State of the Union address, she gripped onto Bush’s shoulder until he gave her “a kiss and an embrace.” In September 2007, she also claimed that the President tried to “embrace” her at the scene of Minnesota’s 35W bridge collapse. But in a speech to Republicans in Rochester, MN, yesterday, Rove told of one incident where Bush insulted Bachmann:

The Texan delivered a few Minnesota comments, like…the time when he was with Bush and U.S. Rep. Michele Bachmann, R-Minn. The president told her to “take off those stupid pink gloves.”

No glove, no love.


GravatarOnly thing finer than 'Merican justice is 'Merican military justice.
bo



American justice has become an oxymoron.


Gravatar
Only thing finer than 'Merican justice is 'Merican military justice.


Hopefully, by going through this dark, stupid time now, we never have to do it again.


GravatarThis $&@#*! computer is so slow, I might as well be on dial up.

only a god with a sardonic sense of humor would create a vegetable with a mucilagenous texture inside of it like that

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Tacitus Sinatra


I see you are already familiar with my theology....


GravatarThat is not ice, it's slurm.
Or the The Blob!

Hey everyone I saw Juno last night LOVED it!

I'm so glad it got the Oscar for best screen writing. And Ellen Page and the guy who played the track star/boyfriend?
Brilliant. I REALLY enjoyed this.


Gravatar"John Gorka opened with an upbeat song"

he's got branching out - one of the best happy songs of all time.

I mean, any song that begins "when I grow up I want to be a tree"


GravatarHarold Ickes insisted....... Donna Brazille said that.........
Fisticuffs ensued ......


I've got my nickel on Brazille.


GravatarOld Man, been watching the NASA shots all week.

The landing was breathtaking; all I could think of was, now, someone did some truly elegant math


GravatarRacoona? Oh. My. Gawd.


GravatarJest so's ya knows, I'm smokin' up a nice batch O' Kielbasa as we speak.


Gravatari like sci fi a lot, but i never read her stuff. what would be the best one or two tiptree books to start with?

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Tacitus Sinatra


I only know the short stories, and the two classics are: "Houston, Houston, Do You Read?" and "The Screwfly Solution."

I know there are some others, but I'm blank right now.


GravatarThis kid might have some idea what he's doing.

Hey, that's my line!


Gravatar
Watch the baseball instead, is my advice.


What? The Mets and Dodgers fight it out for most disappointing team in the NL?

Sigh.
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Gravatar"french dressing"

Harold Ickes insisted that it was a simple dijon vinaigrette while Donna Brazille said that the same formulation but with ketchup was also French


mayonnaise is french in origin, but ketchup is a substance whose invention never sullied the borders of the great french nation

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GravatarHopefully, by going through this dark, stupid time now, we never have to do it again.

Dunno, there's still 28% of the country liking the dark & stupid...


GravatarThat is not ice, it's slurm.
Or the The Blob!


I take it that Blob Slurm is fucking up campaigns on Mars, now.


GravatarSong sung blue
Every garden grows one


Neil had jumped way over the shark by the time of this 'gem'...


GravatarWatch the baseball instead, is my advice. - Thers

Congresswoman Schidt, is that you?


GravatarCan't help lovin' dat man of mine.
Tell me he's lazy, tell me he's slow,
Tell me I'm crazy, (maybe I know).
Can't help lovin' dat man of mine.

/Michelle Bachmann


GravatarWait, Ted Stevens had his tubes tied?


GravatarR McGeddon, NASA and the JPL websites always make me feel hopeful.


GravatarA little tongue:

http://pets.webshots.com/photo/ 2...096501088rOplrd

Or a lot of tongue:

http://pets.webshots.com/photo/ 2...096501088lTsKPs


GravatarThe landing was breathtaking; all I could think of was, now, someone did some truly elegant math

You know it!


GravatarJohn Gorka opened with an upbeat song and then said, "Well, that was my entire repertoire of upbeat music. The rest range from sad to suicide inducing."



I once heard Jeffrey Foucault introduce a song by saying he had written it because a friend had bet him he couldn't write an intentionally upbeat song.

It was a good song ("I'm Alright") but I'm not sure who won the bet. The friend, I think.


GravatarIs it in fact frozen water?


Apparently. They landed where they did because they thought there was ice near the surface. The landing rockets must've blown the dirt away.
The Old Man From Scene 24


So let me get this straight: We spend how many millions of dollars to build this thing and we could have just landed a fucking Roomba?


GravatarJest so's ya knows, I'm smokin' up a nice batch O' Kielbasa as we speak.

Toby?
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GravatarWho cares about those babies at the RBC. What about those all those support groups set up in the important cowboy states that were offended by Mark Penn comments? So overlooked in all this.


GravatarFood snobs........peh!


GravatarHopefully, by going through this dark, stupid time now, we never have to do it again.

Dunno, there's still 28% of the country liking the dark & stupid...
Thers

Not a big believer in progress, meself. History and experience both argue against it.


GravatarWhat? The Mets and Dodgers fight it out for most disappointing team in the NL?

No, the inspiring and untainted world of college athletics.


GravatarThe landing was breathtaking; all I could think of was, now, someone did some truly elegant math

And remembered when to convert from feet to meters.


Gravataris the cowboy from the Village People offended by penn's comments?


GravatarDunno, there's still 28% of the country liking the dark & stupid...

Nice avatar.

I'm wagering that in the next few years, once we get beyond Bush and bigots start dying off, that number will drop and we can finally have the Future.


GravatarOld Man, sent shivers down my spine thinking about it.


Gravataris the rules committee going to emerge with a decision, or are they going to stagger out one at a time with blood spattered all over the walls?

They're all talking about how stupid the nominating process is. Which is fine. It is stupid. But what are they gonna do about it? Not a frigging thing. They'll come to some horrendous agreement that satisfies no one then forget all about it til 2012. And in 2012 there will be some new fresh disaster that, surprise, surprise, surprise, "No one could have predicted." So discouraging.


GravatarIs it in fact frozen water?

I'd love to be the first guy to skate on MARS BITCHES!!


GravatarPretty kitties, Buckeye.


Gravatarmayonnaise is french in origin, but ketchup is a substance whose invention never sullied the borders of the great french nation


Whassa matta catsup?


GravatarWhat? The Mets and Dodgers fight it out for most disappointing team in the NL?

No team should quit ever, until the season is over, and all the points are counted.

It's the American Way. We have to stop allowing sports reporters and statisticians force teams out of the race.


GravatarThe landing was breathtaking; all I could think of was, now, someone did some truly elegant math - Sallyh

And was consistent about the measurment units this time.


Gravatarhe's got branching out - one of the best happy songs of all time.

I mean, any song that begins "when I grow up I want to be a tree"
Uncle Blodge, Urban Teacher

Yeah, but he did not do that one.

Speaking of John Gorka, if you have never seen this anti-war clip done to his, "Road of Good Intentions" you might like to: it is very very powerful.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S...h?v=SFovk67u0- U


GravatarBilly B, I think the origins of catsup are Asian. I could be wrong about this.

I could, of course, use the Google.


GravatarWe spend how many millions of dollars to build this thing and we could have just landed a fucking Roomba?

its a rocket powered Roomba with a scooper.


Gravatarhttp://ccoaler.blogspot.com/2008...- delegates.html

Obama Cartoon-florida delegates


GravatarI'm wagering that in the next few years, once we get beyond Bush and bigots start dying off, that number will drop and we can finally have the Future.
Anon


Only after the human race itself is gone.


Gravatar"No team should quit ever, until the season is over, and all the points are counted."

see Phillies V Mets, last year...

Ok, 64 Phillies too


GravatarI want to slap the shit out of this character in Judgment in Nuremberg.

The one that said he thought that the Nazi war criminals should have gotten a free ride because of the big bad old "Russkies".


Gravatarthe most expensive dring in the world:

two fingers of scotch
one cube of matian ice


GravatarSo is the problem now, "The ice is right under the lander but we can't REACH IT!!! If only it was to the left!"

Now what good will looking at the water do us. We know that there is Ice on mars but will it be potable? Are we looking for organic components in it?


GravatarNo team should quit ever, until the season is over, and all the points are counted.

The Mets are fucked even though they started with 268 superdelegates before pitch was thrown this season. They didn't have gameplan after super Tuesday.
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GravatarIs it in fact frozen water?

I'd love to be the first guy to skate on MARS BITCHES!!
- mojo

I'd be happy to let Condi have it all to herself.


No, that's just mean, everybody at Hoover Institute can go with her.


GravatarKetchup:

Ketchup (or less commonly catsup), also known as Tomato Ketchup, Tomato Sauce, Red Sauce, Tommy Sauce, Tommy K, or Dead Horse,[1] is a condiment, usually made from tomatoes. The ingredients in a typical modern ketchup are tomato concentrate, spirit vinegar, corn syrup or other sugar, salt, spice and herb extracts (including celery), spice and garlic powder[2]. Allspice, cloves, cinnamon, onion, and other vegetables may be included.
Ketchup started out as a general term for sauce, typically made of mushrooms or fish brine with herbs and spices. Some popular early main ingredients included blueberry, anchovy, oyster, lobster, walnut, kidney bean, cucumber, cranberry, lemon, celery and grape. Mushroom ketchup is still available in some countries, such as the UK.Banana ketchup is popular in the Philippines.
Ketchup is often used with French fries (or "chips" in the UK), hamburgers, sandwiches and grilled or fried meat. Ketchup with mayonnaise forms the base of Thousand Island dressing and fry sauce. Ketchup is also typically used as a base for barbecue sauce, especially in the Southern United States.


Gravatarits a rocket powered Roomba with a scooper.

Bring it over and it can clean my house.


GravatarWhat? The Mets and Dodgers fight it out for most disappointing team in the NL?

It's way early, kids, and none of the teams are doing very well.

There are only two teams that are ten games over 500. And they're the Cubs and the Mighty Rays. So that might change, y'know?


Gravatarthe most expensive dring in the world:

two fingers of scotch
one cube of matian ice
-dirk gently

And you're on your third.


:jealousy:


GravatarYes, the lander's scoop heats the water and looks for organic compounds.


GravatarWe know that there is Ice on mars but will it be potable? Are we looking for organic components in it?
Spocko is Not on Main Core | Homepage | 05.31.08 - 5:42 pm | #


we're hoping to find a frozen insect so we can extract dna from its blood and build a martian theme park.

b/c it worked out so well with the dinosaurs.


GravatarOED:

Ketchup

[app. ad. Chinese (Amoy dial.) kôechiap or kê-tsiap brine of pickled fish or shell-fish (Douglas Chinese Dict. 46/1, 242/1). Malay kchap (in Du. spelling ketjap), which has been claimed as the original source (Scott Malayan Wds. in English 64-67), may be from Chinese.
The Japanese kitjap, alleged in some recent dicts., is an impossible form for that language. (? error for Javanese.)]

A sauce made from the juice of mushrooms, walnuts, tomatoes, etc., and used as a condiment with meat, fish, or the like. Often with qualification, as mushroom ketchup, etc.

1711 LOCKYER Acc. Trade India 128 Soy comes in Tubbs from Jappan, and the best Ketchup from Tonquin; yet good of both sorts are made and sold very cheap in China. 1748 MRS. HARRISON House-kpr.'s Pocket-bk. i. (ed. 4) 2, I therefore advise you to lay in a Store of Spices,..neither ought you to be without..Kitchup, or Mushroom Juice. 1817 BYRON Beppo viii, Buy in gross..Ketchup, Soy, Chili~vinegar, and Harvey. 1840 DICKENS Barn. Rudge (1849) 91/1 Some lamb chops (breaded, with plenty of ketchup). 1874 COOKE Fungi 89 One important use to which several..fungi can be applied, is the manufacture of ketchup.


GravatarSenator Obama's supporters keep talking about the rules, but if the DCN was to enforce the RULES, then Senator Obama would have to be stripped of all his votes and delegates because he VIOLATED the rules. He campaigned in FL by spending about 1M in TV ads. and held a press confrence which according to the RULES, is a violation.


GravatarWe spend how many millions of dollars to build this thing and we could have just landed a fucking Roomba?


It may be less expensive than the port-o-let that we've just blasted off inside the shuttle.
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GravatarFrom Nomoremisterniceblog

"Yesterday, a gentleman named Thane Rosenbaum took to the pages of The Wall Street Journal to tell us the following:

The President Has Kept Us Safe

With President Bush-bashing still a national pastime, it's notable how much international terrorism has been forgotten, and how little credit the president has received for keeping Americans safe...."


Gravatarhttp://phoenix.lpl.arizona.edu/


GravatarNo, that's just mean, everybody at Hoover Institute can go with her.
bo | 05.31.08 - 5:42 pm | #


is the roomba a hoover?


GravatarSpeaking of happy songs...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G...h? v=GCvJ90hs5a0


GravatarPretty kitties, Buckeye.
Willendorf Venus | 05.31.08 - 5:38 pm |


Thank you.

Topaz is a cutie, Brego can be when he's asleep.


GravatarMore from NMMNB

"Venturing into subways and pizza shops became a game of psychological Russian roulette -- with an Islamic twist. Macy's and Zabar's seemed like inevitable strategic targets. Our fears were no longer isolated to skyscrapers -- from now, all aspects of daily life would evoke terror."


GravatarBugs' witless anti-Obama campaign marches on.


GravatarAll the drama of the adjourned Rules and Bylaws Committee here.
http://www.justin.tv/democraticvideo


GravatarI made noodles w/ meatballs and peas and carrots for dinner. I am exciting that way.


GravatarIt's way early, kids, and none of the teams are doing very well.

There are only two teams that are ten games over 500. And they're the Cubs and the Mighty Rays. So that might change, y'know?


Yes. But the Mets are dooooooooooomed.

I can feel it in my Mr. Met bones.
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GravatarYes. But the Mets are dooooooooooomed.

I can feel it in my Mr. Met bones.
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William H. Rehnquist


You have a giant baseball shaped head?


GravatarCubs fans are suckers. Just saying.


GravatarTrifecta, I'm making something with chicken. As to what, I have no idea.


GravatarAt Space Camp in Huntsville when you go to the bath room they have an exhibit, "How do astronauts go to the the bathroom in space?"
I thought that was very clever.

Then we had Alan Bean speak to us on the last day. He was GREAT! His talk was a highlight of an already great trip.
He talked about how we are all "star stuff"

He talked about how he painted things he saw on the moon and how he wished that he had scratched his daughter's initials on a moon rock while he was there, but since he didn't he did it on his paintings of the moon.


Gravatar♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ Sallyh! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Are you and the boys having a good Saturday?

I'm having post-Peebo depression, and slept most of the day, but now cooking some iced coffee. So, I should be wired up, soon.

How're you and yours, today?
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Gravatar
You have a giant baseball shaped head?


And a permanent, welcoming smile, even when the Phillies or Braves come to town.
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GravatarYes. But the Mets are dooooooooooomed.

"We are (a completely dysfunctional) fam-i-lee!"


GravatarI made noodles w/ meatballs and peas and carrots for dinner. I am exciting that way.
trifecta



conversation that was just relayed to me -

mrs g: i have to hurry home, my daughter is cooking dinner

coworker: is she a good cook?

mrs g: i don't know. she's never cookde before.


GravatarMariners fans are using more than a safe amount of anti-depressants.


GravatarDamn, I thought ketchup's invention was credited to Escoffier.


GravatarWould Obama not count MI and FL if he had won them???

I guess we can all see what the double standard here.

If obama won the two states in question, he would demand all the votes counted for him.


GravatarYou Mets-haters are pissing off a lot of hard-working white people.


Gravatarok, i dialed up th' amazon, and ordered

Her Smoke Rose Up Forever: The Great Years of James Tiptree, Jr

thanks!

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GravatarJeffraham, sorry you're on the depressing end of things.

Monsieur is cleaning the carpet in his home office. Everything in there is piled in the living room. It's complete chaos.

I am upset.


GravatarCan you see into his head? No, you cannot, STFU.


GravatarSo, I'm gathering that the Dem festivities are being televised somewhere?


Gravatarspeaking of dinner, i see someone is serving forp.


GravatarWould Obama not count MI and FL if he had won them???

Why isn't anyone answering the question.

no comments needed.

Answer the question. Would Obama not count MI and FL if he had won them???

YES
NO


GravatarYou know what astonishes me? That places like The Hoover Institute and other right-wing think tanks aren't mocked more. The media go to them instead of real academics and pretend like they have any intellectual honesty or that they aren't speaking for some massive rich industry. It's really disgusting.

But I totally understand why. They have the PR people and the experts and they deliver them to the media on a platter.


GravatarHow long do these folks take for lunch, this isn't Hawaii, for the love of God. No wonder it takes forever to get anything done.

I have weeded and mulched, gassed up the bus and put air in the tires.


Gravatarbite me, haloscan"Venturing into subways and pizza shops became a game of psychological Russian roulette -- with an Islamic twist. Macy's and Zabar's seemed like inevitable strategic targets. Our fears were no longer isolated to skyscrapers -- from now, all aspects of daily life would evoke terror."

This person was not alive in the '60s.

I can tell.


GravatarSo, I'm gathering that the Dem festivities are being televised somewhere?

C-SPAN and MSNBC


GravatarSo, I'm gathering that the Dem festivities are being televised somewhere?
V for Virginia, discouraged


If you call a static picture of an empty table television, yes.


GravatarBugs.

And me without my citronella candles.


Gravatar"We are (a completely dysfunctional) fam-i-lee!"

So was the '86 team. But they had lots of coke and booze to make everything better. If they could just get Carlos Delgado addicted to blow and scotch, it would all be better.
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GravatarAnd a permanent, welcoming smile, even when the Phillies or Braves come to town.
.
William H. Rehnquist


Mr. Met had been suffering from clinical depresion since Davey Johnsoin left


Gravatar"Obama" does not count the votes, the Party does; that's what the Rules and Bylaws Committee is deciding.


GravatarSpocko, I find it amusing that Hoover Institute fellows have to use their Stanford alliance to legitimize themselves.


GravatarTomato Ketchup, Tomato Sauce, Red Sauce, Tommy Sauce, Tommy K, or Dead Horse



ah'll have some dead horse ta go with that there hambuger, mister

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GravatarMonsieur is cleaning the carpet in his home office. Everything in there is piled in the living room. It's complete chaos.

I am upset.


While he's cleaning, take some of it out to the trash. He'll never notice, I promise.


GravatarBut what of duk sauce?


GravatarBrilliant. I REALLY enjoyed this. Spocko

I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else but you.


GravatarGeorge W. Bush was deeply irritated about questions from the press on his past drug use. “The media won’t let go of these ridiculous cocaine rumors,” the future president said. “You know, the truth is I honestly don’t remember whether I tried it or not.”

i love that part of McClellan's book.

It bears repeating.


GravatarOur fears were no longer isolated to skyscrapers -- from now, all aspects of daily life would evoke terror."

cowards.

i survived the nuclear threat of the reagan administration. nothing since has frightened me much.


GravatarA man's Home Office is his sanctuary/junk storge place


GravatarThanks for the info.

camelot -- did you cry when you gassed up the bus?


GravatarAll you Obamabot whiners - how many of you voted for Bush in 2000, 2004? Or for Ralph Nader in 2000? Now you want to tell me how to vote? I have been voting straight Democratic since I started voting and often holding my nose while doing it. If Obama is the best candidate the Dems can come up with, I will become an independent.


GravatarGromit, that would mean I'd have to sort it, and that would create even more madness.

I may have to go to the library for a while.

Home repairs are mostly done when I'm out of town. Monsieur knows I don't deal well with such things.


GravatarDuring a good part of his life, The Chimp was too stoned to remember what he tried or didn't try.


GravatarCubs fans are suckers. Just saying.
trifecta | Homepage | 05.31.08 - 5:47 pm | #


Hey!


Gravatar
I guess we can all see what the double standard here.

If obama won the two states in question, he would demand all the votes counted for him.


SOIT is telling fairy tales again.

Whatta rube.


Gravatarhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L...h? v=L0XwsjPkHqw


The more things change.............


GravatarWould Obama not count MI and FL if he had won them??? Well, had he campaigned there, he might have.

Why isn't anyone answering the question. Because you're boring and nobody wants to play with you?

no comments needed. Oh, I don't mind, just this once.

Answer the question. Would Obama not count MI and FL if he had won them???

YES
NO
Bugs
Who cares?


GravatarObama may win the nomination with his bag of dirty tricks and race-baiting but you can take it to the bank, he WILL LOSE the general election.
We see him for what he is: shallow, incompetent, empty and a liar.


Gravatar*burp*


Gravatar
Mr. Met had been suffering from clinical depresion since Davey Johnsoin left


It turned out to be a side effect of the steroids. There were also bouts of impotence and a testicular cancer scare.
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GravatarSo was the '86 team. But they had lots of coke and booze to make everything better. If they could just get Carlos Delgado addicted to blow and scotch, it would all be better.

The NYT made a big deal about Delgado getting his uniform dirty in last night's game. As if it were a harbinger of better times.

(I am quite certain that that is the first time in my 54 years that I've used 'harbinger')


GravatarComment by Bugs blocked.


FORP!


GravatarGeorge W. Bush was deeply irritated about questions from the press on his past drug use. “The media won’t let go of these ridiculous cocaine rumors,” the future president said. “You know, the truth is I honestly don’t remember whether I tried it or not.”


Shorter George Bush

Cocaine is a hell of a drug


GravatarI never voted for Nader or Bush, and I don't give a fuck how you vote -- stop wasting space with your idiotic anti-Obama crap.


GravatarI had a chance to buy the Scotty Show in print today at my local super-de-duper discount store but just couldn't bring myself to spend 15 bucks on a book written by someone I consider to be an ass.


GravatarNow you want to tell me how to vote?

No. I want to give you clear instructions on inserting a rusty, burred and salt-encrusted 60HP auger up your ass, and throttling it up to full-open.
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Gravatarwhat have we learned today?

we've learned that bugs is not only a racist idiot, he's also a liar.


Gravatar“You know, the truth is I honestly don’t remember whether I tried it or not.”

That's as close to absolute proof as we're likely to see on this plane of existence.


GravatarComment by Bugs blocked.


GravatarGromit, ah, he's motivated! He just filled an entire lawn sized trash bag in under 5 minutes and is now starting on a second one.


GravatarWe, Bugs? Who is WE?


Gravatarcamelot -- did you cry when you gassed up the bus?


It is becoming a routine for my daughters to listen to me swear, threaten our president, and call him unflattering names, and then drive them to school and tell them to have a nice day.


Gravatarah'll have some dead horse ta go with that there hambuger, mister

Ever make homeade ketchup with fresh tomatoes?

Divine is not a bad description.


GravatarBut I totally understand why. They have the PR people and the experts and they deliver them to the media on a platter. - Spocko is Not on Main Core

Thrice weekly, the SF Chronicle delivers its opinion page editors, bound hands-to-ankles and pants-dropped, on the front steps of Hoover Tower.


GravatarIf Obama is the best candidate the Dems can come up with, I will become an independent.
Bugs


Will that make you go away?


GravatarHome repairs are mostly done when I'm out of town. Monsieur knows I don't deal well with such things.

I'm with you. Dr Mrs Gromit went on a wallpapering binge years ago, and I almost went insane. Well, more insane.


GravatarObama may win the nomination with his bag of dirty tricks and race-baiting but you can take it to the bank, he WILL LOSE the general election.
We see him for what he is: shallow, incompetent, empty and a liar.


Maybe bug, the SOIT is a parody?


GravatarWe see him for what he is: shallow, incompetent, empty and a liar.
Bugs


"We" ?

You got a mouse in your pocket?


GravatarIf you call a static picture of an empty table television, yes. shawk

Tweety has been pissed off the entire day that he had to work on a Saturday and now they're making him miss dinner. Great TV!


GravatarCNN
Pony wears sock, prosthetic leg

Um, Holden?


GravatarI am quite certain that that is the first time in my 54 years that I've used 'harbinger.'

It's the gateway to 'phlegmatic.'


GravatarIn 1967 Bookmasters on 7th Ave. and 57th St. was selling LBJ dartboards. Would any business have the courage to do the same with Chimpy's face today?


GravatarWe owe plantsman a coke.


Gravatar"With {Monkey Boy] Bush-bashing still a national pastime, it's notable how much international terrorism has been forgotten, and how little credit the president has received for keeping Americans safe...."


Tell us about that purty PURPLE sky in YOUR world.


GravatarGromit, if the carpet's not dry by dinnertime, Monsieur will have to take me out. I will not have dinner with my living room and dining room totally destroyed.


GravatarMrs DWD got a gift certificate from the boys for mother's day for her favorite Hallmark Gift Store. She also took the checkbook. She has been gone for nearly two hours now: should I be worried? (SHe loves that place, she says they have the cutest things!)


GravatarI'm with you. Dr Mrs Gromit went on a wallpapering binge years ago, and I almost went insane. Well, more insane.


Me bettah 'ahf did the same thing many years ago.

The horror.


GravatarI have a feeling you win, Sallyh.


Gravatar"We" ?

You got a mouse in your pocket?
SteveLG |



Him and Elias, of course.

Two classic Obama-haters.


GravatarGromit, ah, he's motivated! He just filled an entire lawn sized trash bag in under 5 minutes and is now starting on a second one.

This is hard for men and deserves a reward. I suggest cake and a "special" evening.


GravatarBugs Who cares?
Rmj, Syndicate Theologist | 05.31.08 - 5:54 pm | #


Bingo. Obama doesn't need them anyway, so who cares. Whtever they do decide is fine, as long as nothing changes as far as Obama is concerned is what's important, as Atrios alluded to.


GravatarOh Oh Oh Oh!!!

Out here in the silver state the first lady is threatening to let loose with all the dirt on estranged hubby.

Schadenfreude.

Joyous schadenfreude!!


GravatarFather's Day is June 15, DWD; bet Hallmark has lots of cards and stuff.


GravatarIf Obama is the best candidate the Dems can come up with, I will become an independent.


You're already independent of any brains.

You're already a Repugnican.

Who are you trying to kid?


GravatarIf Obama is the best candidate the Dems can come up with, I will become an independent.
Bugs | 05.31.08 - 5:53 pm |


well then, fuck you very much for your 'contribution' to the debate

.


GravatarI have long thought the true test of a strong marriage is if it can survive the couple wallpapering together.


GravatarGromit, I did tell him what a great job he was doing cleaning old crap out--does that count?

But he's still going to have to buy me dinner if the living areas are still in disarray at 7 p.m.


GravatarEllen Goodman's piece today is called (in my paper)"Channeling Obama on Gender". It is very good, I hope he reads and uses it.


GravatarBugs is baiting you and you're falling for it.


GravatarJuno reminded me a bit of Ghost World one of my favorite moves of the last several years. Juno was more hopeful. But there were a couple of scenes there that really reminded me of Ghost World especially when Steve Buscemi and Thora Birch were interacting.


GravatarI say Cubs fans are suckers well because they are.

The team in in one of the largest media markets in the country. Their games are simulcast across cable across the country. They sell out every game, yet for some reason, the team never has money to buy players to win a championship.

I think the owners of the cubs have figured that they don't need to care about winning since the fans will show up anyways.


Gravatarpeace and humptiness forever


GravatarI having fun talking shit to a troll.


GravatarCamelot, I guess I'm safe. Monsieur and I did that in our kitchen 4 years ago. Oddly enough, there was no arguing with one another, just a lot of swearing at the materials.

Okay, maybe a little arguing.


GravatarI have long thought the true test of a strong marriage is if it can survive the couple wallpapering together. camelot, Go Pens

Do it yourself total kitchen remodel.


GravatarEver make homeade ketchup with fresh tomatoes?

Divine is not a bad description.
billy b | Homepage | 05.31.08 - 5:56 pm |


you must be a better cook than me

i'll take some of yours!

.


Gravatar.But he's still going to have to buy me dinner if the living areas are still in disarray at 7 p.m.
Sallyh, Grandmere Poissonniere


mrs g brought in several boxes of her ma's belongs from storage to sort through and consolidate months ago. every box is now open and its contents strewn across the dining room.

you would hate it here.


GravatarGood God, bubbles on C-Span really sucks at pretending to be genuine, doesnt she?


Gravatari plan to wallpaper over all my brick with corduroy wallpaper


GravatarBugs is baiting you and you're falling for it.
Culture of TrÜth


Why dat wascawwy wabbit!


GravatarBugs is baiting you and you're falling for it.
Culture of TrÜth


he's a master baiter.


Gravatarsnarky comment censored by author


GravatarTroll shit talking is described in detail in the DSM-IV. You must consult a professional immediately.


Gravatari plan to wallpaper over all my brick with corduroy wallpaper
Atrios | 05.31.08 - 6:02 pm | #


don't do it. it will make swishing sounds when you walk through the room.


GravatarAravosis says that Obama resigned from his church.


GravatarBugs is baiting you and you're falling for it.
Culture of TrÜth


Are you saying he's a master baiter?


GravatarThere's 3 ways this could go.

There's absolutely no reason why the DNC can't decide before the end of the day today, that they will hold revotes in both states in 3-4 weeks. The sanction for the original violation could be that the state parties must pay a majority of the cost with the campaigns chipping in.

If not, Obama suggests splitting the delegates 50/50. If that's the case, there's no reason to even count them since this only pads the numbers pushing each total equally higher. It represent no will of the voters and therefore is meaningless.

A solution would be to split the pledged delegates evenly, PLUS, free them up by giving them superdelegate power. This would restore the winning total for deciding the nominee to its original number, and allow the convention to be the deciding forum as it should be for such a close primary race...


GravatarShawk, Monsieur and I did that 8 years ago.

Never again. I think I was in tears every day until completion. At least we managed the wallpapering in one day.


Gravatarsnarky comment censored by author
DWD - S☮S


Why?


GravatarI've wallpapered many times, many rooms. I'm pretty sure I never want to do it again, me nerves couldn't take it.


GravatarSo Hannity was alluding to this mystery tape of Obama's wife saying something REALLY bad.

"I'm not going to say what is on it. I'm just going to allude to it over and over and over again and if it never comes out it won't matter because I'll convince people it exists and she did say it. I learned this trick from the 9/11 = Saddam trick."


GravatarBingo. Obama doesn't need them anyway, so who cares.

There is actually an underlying question of precedent here that is important outside of the horse race aspect of it: what happens when state's violate party rules about the pecking order. Let them all in and it give license to primary anarchy. I'm all for fixing the system and shifting the order around (and jettisoning caucuses and super delegates). But there needs to some rules that have to be enforced.

The question of precedent, however, is hardly how the issue is being approached in the general discussion
.


GravatarI owe dirk gently a drink.


Gravatari plan to wallpaper over all my brick with corduroy wallpaper. Atrios

This calls for paisley shag carpeting for your 75 square foot back yard.


Gravatari plan to wallpaper over all my brick with corduroy wallpaper

And denim?


Gravatari plan to wallpaper over all my brick with corduroy wallpaper - Atrios

Seek help, imeadiately!


GravatarMight work if more people took Hannity seriously.


GravatarMy boss almost got a divorce over a wallpapering incident, he told me.

His wife said once it was all done, that everything was just a smidgeon crooked on one panel, and that he needed to redo the whole thing.


GravatarI've wallpapered many times, many rooms. I'm pretty sure I never want to do it again, me nerves couldn't take it.


Wallpaper removal is the real chore.

And I understate.


GravatarWe bought a house around 1985 that had chocolate brown and ivory wallpaper in the family room, arranged in a pattern that you could never quite focus on it. It swam before your eyes, especially when you were tired or slightly tipsy.

It also had a bathroom with bright red, white and blue tile, paint and fixtures that we called the Betsy Ross Room.


GravatarBTW, your candidate sucks.


GravatarThe Red Wings also suck.


GravatarThe learned ones are returning


GravatarAravosis says...

I'm sorry I lost interest, what was that?


GravatarI owe dirk gently a drink.
Terry C , Overeducated Liberal


i'll take a scotch over martian ice.


GravatarOkay, this could be the reason why I have had two failed marriages, if so many are successfully able to 'play well with others,' and I use it as a test for relationships.


GravatarThis blog sucks, too.


GravatarObama resigns from Trinity
now that he has benefited from the hate speech.


Largest growing group


GravatarThink about the Cubs. If they ever win they no longer become the perpetual underdogs. They CAN'T win because they will lose that ranking.
Some times people don't WANT to hang out with arrogant prick winners (cough Yankees cough)


GravatarHere comes the Rules Committee...


GravatarOh, one house had a long narrow hall to the bathroom, wallpapered in---dark green/light green harlequin print with gold outlining. It was horrible to get off, but of course imperative.


GravatarBilly B, I found some stuff that was really helpful in removing the old wallpaper. Trick is to keep it wet all the time as well.

My da taught me to wallpaper. I still cringe about it; he was extremely finicky and if I didn't do it exactly to specifications, I had to redo it.


Gravatarsean hannity is a troll in the blog of american public discourse

i will never forgive him for repeating over and over "isn't it unpatriotic to criticize the president in time of war?"

.


GravatarI can't wait for Obama to turn American children into homosexuals so we can seat the Caliphate in DC.


GravatarMethinks that mebbe the Red Wings came up short today.


GravatarI always enjoyed reading Learned Hand, but even better was his cousin, Learned Tounge.


GravatarComment by Hpocrites for Obama blocked



FORP


GravatarIf Obama is the best candidate the Dems can come up with, I will become an independent.

And, what, vote for McCain in the general election? Why do you want to be a sucker for the GOP?


GravatarThere's absolutely no reason why the DNC can't decide before the end of the day today, that they will hold revotes in both states in 3-4 weeks.

Hey fuck-knuckle: the parties in both states rejected a revote. The state parties have to approve a revote for it to go through and they said no go. The DNC can't just say: "do a re-vote." The DNC was in favor of revotes, but the state parties couldn't agree on the format and refused to pick up the tab for the cost.

Have you even been paying attention?
.


GravatarThis calls for paisley shag carpeting for your 75 square foot back yard.

That slab of cement's going to get awfully hot in the summertime.


GravatarThe Rules Committe sucks.


GravatarHpocrites for Obama

took the hpocrtic oath?

.


GravatarI can't wait for Obama to turn American children into homosexuals so we can seat the Caliphate in DC.
Hatrios



Better than turning them into fundies.


GravatarThe question of precedent, however, is hardly how the issue is being approached in the general discussion
.
William H. Rehnquist


After Bush v Gore, your honor, precedent ain't what it used to be.


GravatarGomez

Rough day? Jeesh.


GravatarWe bought a house around 1985 ... - Gromit

That's called "You're welcome to visit, but don't stay too long" decor.


GravatarGomez

Rough day? Jeesh.
camelot, Go Pens


The Pens don't suck.


GravatarThis vacuum cleaner sucks.


GravatarI did my first wallpapering a few months ago. I did a v. small room and did NOT ask for hubby's help or advice. That's just asking for trouble.


GravatarI dunno 'bout the rest O' you but I gotta kick out of watching FDR's grandson run the show today. Means this party still has a soul.


GravatarDoes that mean Obama has joined the reality based world? Has he suspended his belief in the invisible sky being?

Has it gone the way of Santa and the Easter Bunny?

Can we hope for some real attention to the world's problems now?

Nah.....


GravatarHpocrites for Obama

took the hpocrtic oath?

.
Tacitus Sinatra



dese trols kant spel


GravatarI can't wait for Obama to turn American children into homosexuals

well, he is awful cute.


GravatarI got one of those steam wallpaper removers when I was removing my mother in law's wallpaper. it didn't help that much.


GravatarNorah O'Donnell: Still the dumbest person on tv!!!


GravatarGood God! Norah's laugh is just like the bray of a donkey on mescaline.


GravatarTop CNN headline:


Shuttle Discovery blasts off carrying toilet fix


GravatarThat's good for a vacuum isn't it?


GravatarObama to join the "First Washington Presbyterian Church of the Five Minute Non-Controversial Sermon"


GravatarHey fuck-knuckle: the parties in both states rejected a revote.
~~~~~~~~~

Well, ballsack, in fact, it's very possible since many of the powers that be from the respective states are there right now. I'm not saying it would be easy, but if the consensus was there, it could happen.
Right fossil nuts?


GravatarWhy do you want to be a sucker for the GOP?
Apostate, Burnt Tonuge | 05.31.08 - 6:07 pm | #


he has been all his life. why should he change now?


GravatarNorah O'Donnell can suck any time.


GravatarBo and Gromit, you should have seen ours when we moved here in 1988.

Plywood nailed to the bathroom walls and fixtures. Puke green paint on the walls, except in the master bedroom, which was bright orange. Place required professional cleaning; the cleaners had to cold chisel off the buildup in the oven.

At least the previous owners had the decency not to leave behind the black velvet paintings.


Gravatarsnarky comment censored by author
DWD - S☮S

Why?
____league

Snarky comment censored by author

Later, 'bats


(Sorry ____league too many people here are too . . . for my tastes)

Peace


GravatarAfter Bush v Gore, your honor, precedent ain't what it used to be.

It sure isn't. One day I'm ruling on Bakke, the next day it's Bukkake.
.


GravatarJesus fucking Christ!!

Doesn't NASA know what fucking plumbers charge for a service call????


GravatarWe bought a house around 1985 that had chocolate brown and ivory wallpaper in the family room, arranged in a pattern that you could never quite focus on it. It swam before your eyes, especially when you were tired or slightly tipsy.

It also had a bathroom with bright red, white and blue tile, paint and fixtures that we called the Betsy Ross Room.
Gromit


Years ago we were househunting in a fairly small suburb. One house we looked at had a room with an distinctive wallpaper. Later we were talking with another couple who were also looking for a new house. Since it was a small suburb we had seen some of the same houses. When we mentioned the house with the 'orgy room' they knew exactly what house we meant. I don't remember the actual pattern, it was not pornographic, but was certainly suggestive.


GravatarBilly B, I found some stuff that was really helpful in removing the old wallpaper. Trick is to keep it wet all the time as well.


Yes ma'am. I bought a steamer to take it off. HAH!!!!

What a joke.

Best course of action is as you say - keep it wet. Wallpaper stripper is a must too.

Wall sizing prior to hanging the paper is a must. I learned that the hard way.


Gravatarturn American children into homosexuals



And THAT'S so awful WHY?

There isn't a damn thing wrong with being gay.


Gravatarmy brother is a professional wallpaperer. that, i believe, is why he does not live in the same state with any of the rest of us.


GravatarDoesn't NASA know what fucking plumbers charge for a service call????
angryspittle


They should just jiggle the handle.


GravatarTrifecta, nah, they really don't work.

The stuff I got from the hardware store was great. It was a gel like substance, so it helped retain water and made scraping much simpler.


GravatarFound a good picture. What's the name of the quick photo posting site?


GravatarIt was horrible to get off, but of course imperative. - helena handbasket

Sounds like GHWB's memories of his wedding night.


GravatarGo-go-GOMEZ!!!
Pens gonna do it tonight?


GravatarThere's absolutely no reason why the DNC can't decide before the end of the day today, that they will hold revotes in both states in 3-4 weeks.

Even by you own standards, then, this sentence makes no sense. Cause yeah, there is at least one reason the DNC couldn't decide to do this. Reason #1: They can't decide to do this.


GravatarThere isn't a damn thing wrong with being gay.
Terry C , Overeducated Liberal

As long as they don't eat shrimp!


GravatarWell, ballsack, in fact, it's very possible since many of the powers that be from the respective states are there right now. I'm not saying it would be easy, but if the consensus was there, it could happen.

Very possible my ass. The matter has been decided for weeks, you officious twit. What's been on tv is a show for the talking heads and the spin meisters.

I'm sure no matter how it's solved, you'll see yourself as a victim.
.


GravatarFound a good picture. What's the name of the quick photo posting site?
Gromit


Flikr?


GravatarHehehehe, Norah just said "tight ball"


GravatarI can't wait for Obama to turn American children into homosexuals

well, he is awful cute.
dirk gently, spiraling | Homepage | 05.31.08 - 6:10 pm |


he reminds me of Young Frank Sinatra




my girlfriend amy winehouse just hit me in the face

.


GravatarWhen we mentioned the house with the 'orgy room' they knew exactly what house we meant. I don't remember the actual pattern, it was not pornographic, but was certainly suggestive.

I once looked at a house that had wallpaper in the bathroom with a pattern of topless women. Nothing but nipples as far as the eye could see. The entire house was a period piece straight out of 1970.


GravatarLarry Craig wants to be seated.


GravatarBilly B, I count myself lucky. My da had taught me that, and Monsieur, being an engineer, understood the idea behind this.


GravatarThey should just jiggle the handle.

Pees. In. Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace.....


GravatarLarry Craig wants to be seated.
Gomez


In the "orgy room"?


GravatarMy newspaper has a cute cartoon today too, in addition to Ellen Goodman:

Pretzel is in bed reading Scotty's book, and he says "Barney, how could my own press secretary turn on me?"

Dog beside him jottin in notebook "Once again the clueless president turns to his dog for support."

The tide, she is turning.


GravatarAravosis says that Obama resigned from his church.
Attaturk


He's still responsible for whatever anybody says there, ever!

Just like any other church member would be. Those are the rules, and we all abide by them. If you are a member of a church, you are responsible for whatever anybody ever says in that church, ever!

So it is written. So say we all.


GravatarLarry Craig wants to be seated.
Gomez

His tap dancing sucks.


GravatarEven by you own standards, then, this sentence makes no sense. Cause yeah, there is at least one reason the DNC couldn't decide to do this. Reason #1: They can't decide to do this.
~~~~~~~~~

Of course it wouldn't happen today. It was a fucking rhetorical statement. But they could conceivably restart the process, put forward a proposal to the states. Jesus H Christo, where's the imagination, the audacity of hope when you need it?
Sheesh...


GravatarWe see him for what he is: shallow, incompetent, empty and a liar.
Bugs | 05.31.08 - 5:54 pm | #

that's you, Bugs, not the US senator that will be the next president. put down the mirror.


Gravatarmy next home improvement project is to get rid of the popcorn stucco on the ceiling. I hate it personally.

After that, it is taking up the carpet and putting in antique hardwood.

Oh, and selling a kidney to pay for it all.


GravatarAnd THAT'S so awful WHY?

There isn't a damn thing wrong with being gay.
Terry C


Heh. My husband jokes that when our son wants to rebel he will become a Republican. Na gah hah pen.


Gravatarsean hannity is a troll in the blog of american public discourse

i will never forgive him for repeating over and over "isn't it unpatriotic to criticize the president in time of war?"

.
Tacitus Sinatra | 05.31.08 - 6:07 pm

WELL SAID!

Thank you. I think I'll steal that.

I remember talking to an old business friend before the war and heard her saying. "I think Sean Hannity makes a lot of sense."
And I realized that at one time in my life, at one location in my life I would have felt the same way. But I've live too long and seen too much of the real world to be fooled by him. But when I heard this from her I realized how truly dangerous the right-wing having a monopoly over radio and over cable tv was.
Radio is VERY personal and VERY powerful. And if someone is clever in how they tap into our fears and our anger and directs it toward "safe" targets they can convince people that they are doing the "right thing" by hating others and not wanting to ask questions.


GravatarWhen my wife and I bought our firat house there was a gigantic yin and yand sign painted on the wall in the master bedroom. We also had orange and green shag carpet.


GravatarNothing but nipples as far as the eye could see.

Despite the allure, Nothing But Nipples never really caught on as a breakfast cereal.


GravatarCan you imagine being a US Senator as long as Ted Stevens. You've gathered about a million six chits to call in, if prison is looming.


GravatarFound a good picture. What's the name of the quick photo posting site?
Gromit


http://thumbsnap.com/


GravatarAravosis says that Obama resigned from his church.
Attaturk


He just wants to sleep in Sundays.


GravatarBREAKING


OBAMA THROWS BLACK COMMUNITY UNDER THE BUS.


GravatarHey, how about that Obama? Talk about standing up for your beliefs!

He's a fightin' Dem, alright...


Gravatar
There's absolutely no reason why the DNC can't decide before the end of the day today


###

Of course it wouldn't happen today.


P0wning you is getting boring, really.


Gravatarturn American children into homosexuals

What's great about this project is that the Straight-B-Gone is already tubed into the water supplies.

It's just a matter of time now.


GravatarLarry Craig wants to be seated.
Gomez

Nope. He wants to get laid.


GravatarHmmm,

Vacum cleaners

Norah O'Donnel,

Larry Craig....

They all suck.


Gravatar Cause yeah, there is at least one reason the DNC couldn't decide to do this. Reason #1: They can't decide to do this.
Culture of TrÜth | Homepage | 05.31.08 - 6:14 pm | #


not to mention the fact that NOBODY (other than the talking heads) wants this to go on another three to four weeks.

it shouldn't matter. by the end of the week, the primaries will be over, the super delegates will decide, hillary will gracefully withdraw and no one will give a rat's ass whether florida and michigan are seated. at least not in how they relate to this particular election. as has been mentioned earlier, the wider issues of recognizing voters' intentions and how the rules are applied is more important. that's what's being decided now. from what i've seen, it will be a civil compromise that no one will be 100% satisfied with but everyone will accept.

and then we can concentrate on mcstain.


GravatarNothing but nipples as far as the eye could see. The entire house was a period piece straight out of 1970.
Neponset


The 70's were good to me.

Not that good, however.


GravatarVenus, Mlle used to joke that if she was feeling rebellious, she'd bring home a Republican.

I wish she had. Would've been good for some laughs, instead of nearly 7 years of crap from the druggies she chose.


Gravatarwhere's the imagination, the audacity of hope when you need it?
Sheesh...
Elias | Homepage | 05.31.08 - 6:17 pm | #

It would be better if it came with a modicum of thought. That won't happen if it's you proposing it, you moron. Look, eliass, your crown of The Stupid is secure, in spite of the best efforts of bugs and toby. ou can stop defending it now, and go back to the schoolyard sexual taunts you use in place of argument.


GravatarRadio is VERY personal and VERY powerful.

Yes it certainly is.

And not just "talk radio," either. All formats have that potential.


Gravataryou should have seen ours when we moved here in 1988. ... - Sallyh

[sniff] Brings a tear to my eye as I think of my various abodes in Berzerkley and N. Oakland in the 70's.


GravatarDave, I think you might be a bit partisan on the Obama/Clinton issue.

A wee tad anyways


GravatarI'm sure no matter how it's solved, you'll see yourself as a victim.
~~~~~~~~

No, the victims will be the fucking dead people killed because McCane won. I happen to think HRC, with all her flaws, is best suited to win. And there's plenty of evidence to support this that will take too much time to rehash. It's called realpolitik, and that's what's needed right now, unfortunately.
Idealism is dead, shorthair...


GravatarDespite the allure, Nothing But Nipples never really caught on as a breakfast cereal.

The only breakfast cereal ever made you didn't need to add milk to.


Gravatarturn American children into homosexuals

if they were all gay then at least they wouldn't be so overweight

.


GravatarCan you imagine being a US Senator as long as Ted Stevens

2-1/2 inches?


GravatarThumbsnap! Thanks, aangus.

But I already posted in on my blog. The kids (now 24 and 26) are playing dressup. Does not show the evil wallpaper, but do note the multicolored shag carpet

http://vtwayback.blogspot.com/


GravatarBut they could conceivably restart the process, put forward a proposal to the states.

And you could leave a fucking tooth under your pillow for the tooth fairy. There's a difference between hope and the kind of delusion characteristic of celebrity stalkers.
.


GravatarI guarantee you Obama's wife drags his ass to church every Sunday.

If he had his way he'd be sleeping in or watching MTP>


GravatarComment by dsu blocked.


dsu:

desperate
stupid
useless


GravatarHey fuck-knuckle

Well, ballsack,

Right fossil nuts


The Scatological Award goes to the ghost of Wm. H. Rehnquist. Willy gets top marks for originality, ENSUING HILARITY, and PWN factor.

William is hereby named 32nd Degree Master of the Dozens.

His opponent, the meat puppet, is sent back to his sixth grade classroom.


GravatarGomez, we call that worshiping at the Church of St. Mattress.

A Jewish friend of ours says that he does his obligations at Temple Beth Mattress.


GravatarOBAMA THROWS BLACK COMMUNITY UNDER THE BUS.
dsu


They'll have to go to the back. His white grandmother is already there.


Gravatar2-1/2 inches?

When fully engorged.
.


GravatarThe only breakfast cereal ever made you didn't need to add milk to.

HAH! /Krabappel


Gravataroh shit, they called for Schimdt!


Gravatarbreaking...

obama hangs out 'niggers need not apply' sign on his political future.


GravatarI think you might be a bit partisan on the Obama/Clinton issue.

Actually, no. I've been on record as voting for the Dem nominee - whoever it is - for nearly a year now.

Sorry if I don't feel like watching Obama go on Faux News again and grovel for forgiveness from the wingnuts. If that makes me "unmutual," it's not like I give a flying fuck anyway.


GravatarMaya Rudolph will play Alexis Herman in the film HBO makes about this in 6 years.


GravatarI'm starting to wonder if I should head out to shop for Maddy's birthday presents, even if her party is 3 weeks away.


GravatarThe world would be a much better place if everyone just slept in Sunday.

Or if all you did at church was buy a box of donuts and then left.


GravatarI guarantee you Obama's wife drags his ass to church every Sunday.

If he had his way he'd be sleeping in or watching MTP>
Gomez


Hey, my weekends are mine.

The way I see it, the FSM should have more important things to worry about then if I'm sitting in some church being bored to tears.


GravatarRmj, Syndicate Theologist | 05.31.08 - 6:16 pm |

Wait. So you are telling me that if George W. Bush or John McCain went to a church and heard a pastor say for YEARS crazy stuff like, "Do not kill' "Love your neighbor"
Care for the poor. Don't kill. Don't lie. Don't steal. Blessed are the peacemakers."

Then Bush is responsible for that stuff?


Gravatardo note the multicolored shag carpet.


Ahhhh! It burns, it burns.


GravatarHis opponent, the meat puppet, is sent back to his sixth grade classroom.
billy b
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Whatever you say, prostate-feeler...


Gravatarbreaking...

Obama makes strange fruit of black chicago church.


GravatarSorry if I don't feel like watching Obama go on Faux News again and grovel for forgiveness from the wingnuts. If that makes me "unmutual," it's not like I give a flying fuck anyway.
dave™©


I'm on to you.

You so want to do Hillary.


GravatarDave you know I voted for Hillary right?

I was an Edwards supporter. I find Orange Satan Clinton bashing as tiring as Taylor Marsh style Obama bashing.

I ended up voting for Clinton, but I really think either candidate will be ok, but not great.


GravatarJudge Rehnquist, I realize this is a personal question, but enquiring minds want to know: does Viagra work for zombies?


GravatarGood afternoon.

Going into the office on your day off is hard work.


GravatarSo, I figure filling up the tank, in the bus, in 1973 would have cost about $6.50. Today it cost about $44.00.


Does anyone know of any good books on the History of American Consumerism?

(Nerdy I know, for a DFH.)


GravatarNo, the victims will be the fucking dead people killed because McCane won.

Killed, if it ever happens, because idiots like you work themselves in to a froth over the supposed righteous indignation of Hillary not winning and decide to sit it out or vote for McCain.

If that happens, the blood won't be on the hands of real Democrats or real feminists who voted for Obama.
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GravatarI have to work on July 4th and 5th Zap. Shouldn't that be illegal?


GravatarWhatever you say, prostate-feeler...

When in doubt, go for the cheap antigay remark.


GravatarI have to work on July 4th and 5th Zap. Shouldn't that be illegal?
trifecta


It should be time and a half, minimum.


GravatarDoes anyone know of any good books on the History of American Consumerism?

"The Conquest Of Cool" was pretty good.

Granted, that was more marketing. I've gotta start reading "The Baffler" more (if it's still in print).


GravatarJudge Rehnquist, I realize this is a personal question, but enquiring minds want to know: does Viagra work for zombies?

Yes. And I have the added benefit of getting 4-hour erections and not having to seek medical attention because my manhood is already dead.
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GravatarIf that happens, the blood won't be on the hands of real Democrats or real feminists who voted for Obama.
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I'll vote for the flawed and seriously damaged candidate, but make no mistake, if he loses, the blood is on your MF hands because you were warned he was damaged goods...


GravatarShouldn't that be illegal?

If not illegal, unpatriotic.


GravatarI ended up voting for Clinton, but I really think either candidate will be ok, but not great.
trifecta


either will be infinitely better than mccain, but neither will be exceptional. the trick will be getting a filibuster proof senate and reclaiming the supreme court.

that's all i'm hoping for at this point, but it is still a lot.


GravatarIt should be time and a half, minimum.
SteveLG


I am on salary.


GravatarSorry if I don't feel like watching Obama go on Faux News again and grovel for forgiveness from the wingnuts. If that makes me "unmutual," it's not like I give a flying fuck anyway.


Huh? Jesus Christ dave - Hillary did the same god damn thing.


GravatarGoing into the office on your day off is hard work.

I was working earlier. Then I went to buy groceries. Then I came back here and saw that the rain had brought a flood of trolls and their most loquacious fans.


Gravatardsu?

I know ds stands for dumb shit. What's the U for?


GravatarWhatever you say, prostate-feeler...

When in doubt, go for the cheap antigay remark.
Apostate, Burnt Tonuge
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What?
Shit, with the right girl who knows what she's doing, there's nothing I dig more than a good prostate orgasm...


Gravatar if he loses, the blood is on your MF hands because you were warned he was damaged goods...

Your concern has been duly noted.


Gravatar...I really think either candidate will be ok, but not great.

I'm pretty much the same way, but I have a sneaking suspicion that my original assessment of Hopey McChange - that he's going to fold like cheap patio furniture everytime the wingnuts say "boo" to him - is going to, sadly, be right on the money.

Funny how quick he is to throw his pastor and his church of 20 years under the bus as soon as the brownshirts start barking, but it took him months to make a tepid half-apology for letting a homophobe fundamentalist run a bunch of his rallies.

Oh, but he's full of hope! And change! And the change that we hope will change!


Gravatarif he loses, the blood is on your MF hands because you were warned he was damaged goods...
Elias | Homepage | 05.31.08 - 6:27 pm | #


yes, if obama loses it will be the fault of an anonymous internet blogger for supporting him.

sheesh.


GravatarLots of talk about blood on the hands, and washing same. Interesting.


GravatarI am on salary.
trifecta


Well then you'll have to steal something.


GravatarHillary did the same god damn thing.

So you agree with me there's no difference between the two? Thanks.


GravatarWhatever you say, prostate-feeler...


What we have here is a rank (and I do mean rank) amateur.


Gravatarsome kinda sheets


GravatarHuh? Jesus Christ dave - Hillary did the same god damn thing.
billy b


Yukking it up with Bill O'Reilly?

Never happened.


GravatarThe decision about the nomniee should really end today.

I'm not a fucking concern troll, but we're really looking like we don't have our shit squared away.


GravatarIdealism is dead, shorthair...
Elias | Homepage | 05.31.08 - 6:20 pm | #


As is your brain. You don't have the faintest idea what realpolitik is, nor do you ahve a single shred of evidence that Clinton wouldn't be literally the only candidate the dems could run that would be a guaranteed loss. You'll haul out the "white soman vs. black man" thing again without a shred of thought behind who the "white woman" is. You're a fucking moron+.


Gravatargetting a filibuster proof senate and reclaiming the supreme court.



I admit to hoping Scalia gets as much transfat in his diet as possible.


GravatarComment by Elias blocked.


Gravatar
I'll vote for the flawed and seriously damaged candidate, but make no mistake, if he loses, the blood is on your MF hands because you were warned he was damaged goods...


Yes, you should keep right on saying such inspiring things right up until the election. I'm sure the folks at Powerline would love to have you telling them what to think over there.

What a piker.
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GravatarComment by Elias blocked.

'Nuff said.


Gravatar"I'm not a fucking concern troll, but..." I'm concerned.

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Good thing that got clarified.


GravatarIt's all right, it's all right,
If you're righteous it's all right,
Tho you've had your hands in blood up to the elbow;
You can always wash them clean with Boraxo.
Boraxo, Boraxo, the greatest stuff of all,
Boraxo in the bathroom, detergents in the hall,
Your dainty feet don't touch the street
Like people poor and mean,
And your conscience is washed clean with Boraxo.

-- Malvina Reynolds, "Boraxo"


Gravatarif he loses, the blood is on your MF hands because you were warned he was damaged goods...




You are as crazy as Bill O'Reilly.


GravatarSo you agree with me there's no difference between the two? Thanks.


That wasn't close to the point you were making, home skillet.


GravatarSo you agree with me there's no difference between the two? Thanks.
dave™© | Homepage | 05.31.08 - 6:30 pm | #

Besides who can actually take it to McCain and beat the living shit out of hte GOP? Obama, hands down. Hillary's nomination would start a campaign for Republicans funded by the DLC.


GravatarGood thing that got clarified.
hueyplong


Oh fuck you. I've been posting here for five years. Some of the stuff I've posted was sheer crap, but a good bit of it made sense.


Gravatardsu?

I know ds stands for dumb shit. What's the U for?
SteveLG


Useless? Unloved? Ugly?


GravatarBTW, since 3rd tier right wing radio is the second place stuff starts (after drudge and the r-wing blogs like Malkin)

RMJ you might be interested to know that one host is pushing a meme that Obama supports liberation theology. And then he quotes from the current pope when he wasn't pope about how bad liberation theology is.

Will this work? Well I'll tell you something, the people who dug up the Rev. Wright stuff? RW radio hosts and their friends.
They are the early warning system if we want to pay attention to where the next round of crap is going to come from.


GravatarThen Bush is responsible for that stuff?
Spocko is Not on Main Core


Yup. Such teachings are subversive, seditious, and not reasonably calculated to lead to the increase of the GNP and the national security of America, which is always under threat, and must be constantly and vigilantly defended.

And the people who listen to that stuff should be kept out of public office. Especially if they start believing it! Which might happen at any time!

You can never be too careful.


GravatarOh fuck you. I've been posting here for five years.
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We might disagree as to whose point is being made.


GravatarHi Steve, I just opened a fortune cookie and it said Your path may be difficult but it will be rewarding.


GravatarRMJ you might be interested to know that one host is pushing a meme that Obama supports liberation theology. And then he quotes from the current pope when he wasn't pope about how bad liberation theology is.

Will this work? Well I'll tell you something, the people who dug up the Rev. Wright stuff? RW radio hosts and their friends.
They are the early warning system if we want to pay attention to where the next round of crap is going to come from.
Spocko is Not on Main Core

Wright is a "liberation theologian." So am I. Who cares?

This Catholic priest was a guest, who behaved a bit clownishly, IMHO. Will this attach to Obama? No, because this guy won't be on Moyers and at the National Press Club and speaking to the NAACP. He's a locally known firebrand, I understand.

This issue is a squib. Brought to you by the same people who tried to make Ayers an issue (and he will be, in November, for some people. Not enough to make a difference, though. That's politics.)


Gravatar"we can get into BDSM with novelty Marvel Comics neckwear"-John McCain to his gambling buddy lobbyist friend the Jed Report talks about


Gravatar"Shoved his tie?" Sweet. I love gay porn. And sad porn too.


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